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I wish I knew she was here. 14 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:44,746 - I wonder what the fuck she's thinking. - I'm sorry, Ton. 15 00:02:44,914 --> 00:02:47,666 Some kid had a seizure upstairs. It's been a horrible night. 16 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:51,587 Hey, Ton, Vito and Gene just called. They're five minutes away. 17 00:02:51,754 --> 00:02:54,923 All right. We're leaving. Here. 18 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:58,343 All right, call them and tell them to meet us at Bud's Butter Bun... 19 00:02:58,511 --> 00:03:00,846 ...on Broadway and 18th. All right. 20 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,273 Did I just see your father? 21 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:13,567 He's got an office here. 22 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:15,611 Saturday night? 23 00:03:15,778 --> 00:03:17,821 That's dedication. 24 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:20,866 The guy sure can put in the hours. 25 00:03:21,659 --> 00:03:23,952 - Why not? - Let's go someplace else. 26 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:27,623 Tony's spending so much time at the club. 27 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:31,251 You think that might have something to do with you? 28 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:36,924 If you think I'm gonna blow this guy for your sick purposes, you are mistaken. 29 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:39,927 So go on about this phone call the other night. 30 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:43,889 It was just some guy with a Southern accent. 31 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:46,433 Christopher yelled at him for calling the house. 32 00:03:46,976 --> 00:03:49,478 - Said he'd see him down there. - Down where? 33 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:51,188 Did you check the log on his cell? 34 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:55,067 Not since I almost got caught doing that, and I am not doing it again. 35 00:03:55,235 --> 00:04:00,447 Wait till he goes into the shower. See if there's a 404 or 336. 36 00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:02,908 And memorize any other numbers you don't recognize. 37 00:04:03,534 --> 00:04:04,660 (GRUNTING) 38 00:04:04,994 --> 00:04:07,913 - What's the matter? - I gotta go to the bathroom. 39 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:11,625 - I know, you said. - No, I gotta go. 40 00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:15,087 - Number two. - I'll take you to your car. 41 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:18,340 No, I gotta go now. Oh, my God. 42 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:22,803 (HEAVY BREATHING) 43 00:04:22,845 --> 00:04:25,764 You okay? We're almost there. 44 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:27,015 Try to relax. 45 00:04:27,141 --> 00:04:28,016 (GRUNTING) 46 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:31,728 Don't you got a general anesthetic? This lidocaine didn't do much. 47 00:04:31,896 --> 00:04:34,564 And we are... 48 00:04:34,732 --> 00:04:36,108 ...done. 49 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,777 Jan, you wanna do your thing? 50 00:04:42,740 --> 00:04:45,826 - Just keep a little pressure. - All right. 51 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:48,954 I'm gonna get this down to the lab, see what's what. 52 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:54,543 Okay. There we go. 53 00:04:55,211 --> 00:04:57,879 - You okay? - You think he got it all? 54 00:04:58,047 --> 00:05:00,882 We hope so. Meantime, there's a canteen on level L. 55 00:05:01,050 --> 00:05:03,635 I'll let you know when the results come back. 56 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:10,892 Does having a bowel movement relieve the pain? 57 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:12,269 Yeah. 58 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:16,064 Would you describe the diarrhea as loose or liquid? 59 00:05:16,232 --> 00:05:19,735 Liquid. But this is getting so I'm afraid to be away from the toilet. 60 00:05:19,902 --> 00:05:22,404 I'm so scared I'm gonna have an accident. 61 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:25,157 - Is this tender? - No. 62 00:05:27,076 --> 00:05:28,827 Sit up. 63 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:37,753 - How's your personal life? - What do you mean? 64 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:41,256 Well, sometimes GI disturbances are stress-related. 65 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:45,177 Is there anything unusual that might be giving you the jim-jams? 66 00:05:48,389 --> 00:05:51,767 I just want something for my stomach so I can quit going to the bathroom. 67 00:05:51,934 --> 00:05:53,769 That's what's giving me stress. 68 00:05:54,145 --> 00:05:56,772 Why don't you get dressed. We'll talk in my office. 69 00:05:58,024 --> 00:05:59,608 (DOOR OPENING) 70 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,529 I hear you're spending time with today's youth. 71 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:06,740 You lost me. 72 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:09,868 Meadow said she saw you at Adriana's club. 73 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:12,788 I gotta explain my business to you now? After so many years? 74 00:06:12,955 --> 00:06:17,042 - No, it's your life, Tony. - Got that right. 75 00:06:17,293 --> 00:06:19,628 What'd you do to your head? Did you fall again? 76 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:23,632 Banged it on the medicine chest. Don't worry about it. It's nothing. 77 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,634 There's your allowance. 78 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:32,766 Well, that actually looks like fruit. 79 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,852 Yeah. It's so hard. 80 00:06:38,022 --> 00:06:40,232 What do you do it for? 81 00:06:51,619 --> 00:06:54,121 Irritable bowel syndrome? 82 00:06:54,288 --> 00:06:56,331 He'll know more when the tests come back. 83 00:06:56,833 --> 00:07:00,168 - I still gotta bring him a stool sample. - Jesus, please. 84 00:07:00,336 --> 00:07:02,421 You yelled at me to go to the doctor. 85 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:04,923 I gotta know every detail? 86 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:06,758 I could be really sick, Christopher. 87 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:09,594 Yeah, my Aunt Josephine had colon cancer. 88 00:07:09,762 --> 00:07:12,472 Her whole asshole rotted out. 89 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:15,308 I may have to go into therapy. 90 00:07:15,476 --> 00:07:18,979 - Plus, they're gonna put me on Prozac. - For diarrhea? 91 00:07:19,897 --> 00:07:24,276 It's to help me cope and handle stress, which is a lot of what causes it. 92 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:28,321 What do you got to be stressed about? That bar? 93 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:33,493 War, Christopher. The Middle East. 94 00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:35,537 You don't listen to the president? 95 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:38,165 We're gonna mop the floor with the whole fucking world. 96 00:07:38,332 --> 00:07:42,043 The world's gonna be under our control. So, what are you worked up about? 97 00:07:53,389 --> 00:07:54,806 (DOOR OPENING) 98 00:07:56,142 --> 00:08:01,480 Give me the Orioles over the Tigers for 2, and the Jays over the Rangers, 3 G's. 99 00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:04,733 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING IN BACKGROUND) 100 00:08:08,237 --> 00:08:11,406 - Just getting my day planner. - No, I'm done. 101 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:22,751 My stupid car. Five thousand miles and the alternator's going. 102 00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:28,965 What about you? Mimi said you went to the doctor. 103 00:08:29,133 --> 00:08:31,426 I've been having trouble with my stomach. 104 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:35,597 - That's why I'm drinking White Russians. - What, you got ulcers already? 105 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:39,392 - It's called IBS. - What's that? 106 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:41,353 (EXHALES) 107 00:08:42,813 --> 00:08:44,940 Irritable bowel syndrome. 108 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:49,361 My mother had that all her life. 109 00:08:50,988 --> 00:08:54,366 - You see this? - Yeah, I noticed that. What happened? 110 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,201 - It's cancer. - What? 111 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:59,913 - Yeah, squamous. - Oh, my God, that's terrible. 112 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:02,374 Well, they think they got it all. Knock wood. 113 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:06,753 Just, cancer, the things that run through your head, you know? 114 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:08,588 Sure. 115 00:09:09,131 --> 00:09:12,467 I got a top guy, though. Katz. 116 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:15,637 Hesh recommended him, naturally. 117 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:23,728 So this disease you got, what causes it? 118 00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:26,523 I did a Google on it, and, like, the doctor too... 119 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:28,733 ...they all say a lot of it's psychological. 120 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:32,279 So on top of everything, now I'm a headcase. 121 00:09:32,446 --> 00:09:36,283 No. Come on. Stop blaming yourself. 122 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:41,162 Christopher don't wanna know. Not that I blame him. 123 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:49,504 I gotta take off. 124 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:53,967 A.J. should be coming home from his volleyball thing. 125 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:57,762 Listen, don't say anything to anybody, okay? 126 00:09:57,930 --> 00:10:00,932 People hear cancer, they start to bury you already. 127 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,977 And you don't tell anybody what I told you. 128 00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:07,689 All right, take care of yourself. 129 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:11,526 - Say hi to Anthony. - Yeah. 130 00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:16,031 You're such a good father. I wish my dad had been like that. 131 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:19,909 Night, dear. 132 00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:23,663 It's a straight shot on I-95 to Raleigh. 133 00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:26,750 You give this shit to the fence, I'll meet you in Winston-Salem... 134 00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:30,670 ...we'll load up the cigs and come home. If we're picking up so many cigarettes... 135 00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:33,590 ...why don't we, instead of two vans, rent a deuce and a half? 136 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,216 And then share the driving? 137 00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:38,136 Because the cops. The van's under the radar. 138 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:42,307 - Erik Estrada over here. - You forgot your folic acid. 139 00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:44,851 What is all this stuff? 140 00:10:45,394 --> 00:10:46,645 Beauty parlor chair? 141 00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:49,230 If they even heard of electrolysis down there. 142 00:10:49,398 --> 00:10:52,400 - Where you going? - Jesus Christ, go back to bed. 143 00:10:52,568 --> 00:10:56,780 - What the fuck's your problem? - My fucking tooth is killing me. 144 00:10:56,947 --> 00:10:59,324 Well, you should go back to the dentist. 145 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,910 Why do you have to go? Can't they drop the stuff off? 146 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,746 Tony wants me to talk to the guy down there. 147 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:07,165 The jerk you were yelling at on the phone? 148 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:10,085 Is that the cigarette thing you were talking about? 149 00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:12,712 Six different kinds of dope you get for a stomachache. 150 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:16,716 I got a fucking impaction, I can't take shit besides oil of clove because I'm sober. 151 00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:18,718 I know. It's hard. I'm sorry. 152 00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:21,721 Have a nice trip. I love you. Call me, okay? 153 00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:24,265 She's got diarrhea. 154 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:27,811 (CAR DRIVING BY) 155 00:11:28,896 --> 00:11:30,188 (SNORTING) 156 00:11:35,319 --> 00:11:38,822 - You want? - Yeah, twist my arm. 157 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:45,453 I'm expecting some guys from New York, so... 158 00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:48,623 No problem. I got plenty to do out there. 159 00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:51,334 (SNORTING) 160 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:55,255 - Who's this on? - Oh, please. It's called the Lost Boys. 161 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:58,258 Sil's been ragging on me all week for me to play them here. 162 00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:00,760 Their manager or somebody owes him money. 163 00:12:04,306 --> 00:12:08,977 - So I thought this was your day off. - Chrissy's away. 164 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:11,771 I don't like staying home alone. 165 00:12:11,939 --> 00:12:17,318 Though at least I can pour a glass of wine without him giving me the expression. 166 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:22,991 Yeah. Yeah, I know that look. The constipated-owl look. 167 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,535 (LAUGHING) 168 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:34,043 You know, when I first met you, I was scared of you. 169 00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:41,134 - Really? - Yeah, but I'm scared of everybody. 170 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:43,845 It's always my first reaction. 171 00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:48,099 Well, you're not scared of me now, are you? 172 00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:50,143 No. 173 00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:56,357 Do we wanna shoot? 174 00:12:58,527 --> 00:13:00,695 Make it interesting. Sawbuck a game. 175 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:20,507 No, it's the round thing in the middle there. 176 00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:24,928 How you feeling? Everything all right in here now? 177 00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:28,264 Don't... I know what you're doing. Don't distract me. 178 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:31,392 Ohh 179 00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:34,479 Ooohhh 180 00:13:35,564 --> 00:13:37,565 I've been hustled. 181 00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:42,737 (DARTS HITTING FLOOR) 182 00:13:43,572 --> 00:13:45,907 - Did I get your toe? - No. No, no, no. 183 00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:48,159 I'm so sorry. 184 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:55,917 Come on, get up. Come on. 185 00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:10,682 (BANGING ON DOOR) 186 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,518 Shit. All right. 187 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:18,189 Wait. 188 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:21,901 Yeah. 189 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:24,571 (DOOR OPENING) 190 00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:27,699 - Tony here? - Yeah, come on in. 191 00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,285 Hey. 192 00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:33,872 Let me know if you guys need anything. 193 00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:37,292 You gonna tell me about the traffic again? 194 00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:40,295 Here, our friend sent this for you. 195 00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:43,358 Thank you for taking the appointment. 196 00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:51,032 And I know I'm on probation, and I deeply regret... 197 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,201 ...what I did. 198 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:08,967 My nephew's fianc�e. 199 00:16:12,846 --> 00:16:14,639 I know what you're thinking. 200 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:18,559 - So? - Well, nothing happened. 201 00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:21,729 But it could have, very easily. 202 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:26,067 I mean, she really got to me, this young lady. She... 203 00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:31,656 - What? - This is a very big step. 204 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,533 Yeah, tell me about it. 205 00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:36,244 I mean that you've come here to talk about this impulse... 206 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,579 ...instead of just acting on it without thinking. 207 00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:41,958 - No, I always think. - Really? 208 00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:46,004 - Yeah. - Having sex with your mistress' cousin. 209 00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:49,882 Like the mistress wasn't enough to piss off your wife. 210 00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:56,264 Tell me about the niece. 211 00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,850 She's drop-dead gorgeous. 212 00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:03,813 I mean, someone like her, I could... 213 00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:09,402 Well, I could do it right this time. I could start a whole new family. 214 00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:13,031 I'm young enough. 215 00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:16,492 Fuck them all. 216 00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:20,204 And this is something you're contemplating? 217 00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:25,168 What? It'd be a disaster. Of major proportions. 218 00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:27,045 Carmela, I'd get hosed financially. 219 00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:29,881 There'd be no reasoning with her after that. 220 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,800 And my nephew, it would kill him. 221 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:36,387 After years of grooming him to be my number two. 222 00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:42,894 And it'd be very bad for the girl. She doesn't deserve that. 223 00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:47,523 I mean, I'm not stupid. I know part of it's this father-figure thing, and... 224 00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:50,068 You know, on account of hers ran off. 225 00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:54,655 It would be like committing an act of symbolic incest. 226 00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:57,200 Whatever. 227 00:17:58,327 --> 00:17:59,660 But what am I gonna do? 228 00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:03,456 I got lucky the first time because I was able to control myself. 229 00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:08,836 - But you only get one of those. - Rationalizing. "I can't control myself." 230 00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,798 - You can. - I don't know. 231 00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:15,510 It's different for women. It's all about up here with them. 232 00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:17,428 She could make a play for you. 233 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:23,643 You might wanna think about how you're going to establish limits and boundaries. 234 00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:27,647 For example, you could tell her she means a great deal to you... 235 00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:29,857 ...but you think of her as a daughter. 236 00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:31,943 Even if I wanna fuck her brains out. 237 00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:35,655 This is a milestone for you. 238 00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:38,783 You're at a very important crossroads. 239 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:43,538 For once, you want to avoid doing something you know is wrong... 240 00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:45,373 ...and would be destructive... 241 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:49,001 ...both to yourself and to the people you care about. 242 00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:53,047 That's growth. That's progress. 243 00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:57,385 - Just tell me what I'm supposed to do. - You have to be honest with yourself. 244 00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,887 I know this is a powerful urge. 245 00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:03,975 But if you can't keep it in your pants, you have to stay away from her. 246 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,151 You know... 247 00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:21,742 ...not long ago, you stood in my outer office. 248 00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:26,080 I recall you used the words "drop-dead gorgeous" about me... 249 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,708 ...and how you had to have me. 250 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:33,838 I said I wouldn't date you, and look, you survived. 251 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:37,592 What a horrible fucking job you have. How do you do it? 252 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:41,888 But what happens now is your choice. 253 00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:44,724 Act, and create a bed of misery. 254 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:48,728 Or you can look at this as a chance to do something good. 255 00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:56,444 You say she respects you. Be worthy of respect. 256 00:19:56,612 --> 00:20:00,698 See if you can remain a friend to this woman... 257 00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:03,451 ...a help to her. 258 00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:08,915 (DUCKS QUACKING) 259 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:14,212 You know, Tony had ducks one time. In his pool. 260 00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:20,885 - You need to find out where Chris went. - I'm getting this vibe from him. 261 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,054 Who? Tony? 262 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:26,724 He's really nice. And he listens. 263 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,643 He's kind of attractive. 264 00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:31,562 Definitely an alpha male. 265 00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:34,982 - But what if Christopher found out? - What? 266 00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:39,320 - I'm not gonna fuck him. - Then what are you talking about? 267 00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,489 I love Christopher, and sooner or later... 268 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:44,992 ...we'll get out from under all this shit and leave this fucking state. 269 00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:47,328 Jesus Christ. 270 00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:50,331 She's a good-looking woman and she wants to fuck Barney Rubble? 271 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:54,001 Well, we really don't know him. He listens. 272 00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:57,463 (CLUB MUSIC) 273 00:20:57,798 --> 00:21:00,174 Excuse me, is this seat taken? 274 00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:11,686 - Tony, hi. - Hey. How you doing? 275 00:21:11,853 --> 00:21:14,021 Well, why I'm here, Patsy's bringing somebody by. 276 00:21:14,189 --> 00:21:16,357 I'm gonna need to use the office. 277 00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:19,193 No problem. I made a resolution. 278 00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:23,531 I gotta start spending a lot more time on the floor. Crack the whip. 279 00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:30,204 I'm beat, tell you the truth. 280 00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:33,374 I think I'm gonna grab 40 winks till Patsy gets here. 281 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,378 Wait, you don't have Chrissy's cell, do you? 282 00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,714 He called, but he didn't leave a new number. 283 00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:46,387 He'll probably try you again. He's due back tomorrow. 284 00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:11,495 - Excuse me. I'll come back. - No, I'm all right. 285 00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:16,250 Mole back there looked irregular around the margins. 286 00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:19,086 Every time I see anything now, I think I got melanoma. 287 00:22:19,254 --> 00:22:21,339 I can imagine. 288 00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:27,720 Hi, it's Adriana at the Crazy Horse. 289 00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:32,183 Yeah, I need a car, please. Just tell him to wait outside. 290 00:22:34,561 --> 00:22:38,230 - What, your car still? - Yeah. They're replacing the alternator. 291 00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:39,940 You want a belt? 292 00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:42,902 What I could really use is some... 293 00:22:42,944 --> 00:22:44,153 (SNORT) 294 00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:47,281 I wouldn't say no. 295 00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:50,659 Get me motivated to clean the house before Christopher gets back. 296 00:22:50,827 --> 00:22:52,870 Except I'm all out. 297 00:22:54,289 --> 00:22:58,626 It's 2:00. Cross-eyed Billy probably left the Bing already. 298 00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:01,545 I know a guy, Andre. He's always up. 299 00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:04,548 Well, cancel the car. I'll give you a ride. 300 00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:15,893 You know who thinks you're cute? 301 00:23:16,311 --> 00:23:17,812 Is Marlene. 302 00:23:18,313 --> 00:23:20,064 She's gotta be over 30, isn't she? 303 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:22,775 She's 31. 304 00:23:23,151 --> 00:23:26,779 You know who you ought to introduce me to is that friend of yours. 305 00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:30,950 - Who? - The one you brought over to the house. 306 00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:34,995 Tall, kind of blondish-brownish hair. Danielle from Whippany. 307 00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:37,456 She's dead. 308 00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:40,334 - What? - Yeah. 309 00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:43,754 She... She drowned on a picnic. 310 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:50,010 Well, I thought I picked up on something between her and me. 311 00:23:50,178 --> 00:23:51,679 I'm not trying to be conceited. 312 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:54,598 Tony! 313 00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:56,142 (TIRES SQUEALING) 314 00:23:57,185 --> 00:23:58,269 (CRASH NOISE) 315 00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:00,271 (WINDOW BREAKING ON CONCRETE) 316 00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:06,277 (WHEELS WHIRLING) 317 00:24:28,884 --> 00:24:31,802 I've reviewed your chart and ruled out internal injuries... 318 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:33,596 ...so you're free to go. 319 00:24:33,763 --> 00:24:36,182 I'll have the nurse process your discharge orders. 320 00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:37,099 Whoa 321 00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:39,685 This was a very bad accident. 322 00:24:40,103 --> 00:24:42,021 I mean, are you sure you did all the tests? 323 00:24:42,355 --> 00:24:44,231 I can afford it. 324 00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:46,400 I did the appropriate tests. 325 00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:48,444 I hold a medical degree from Johns Hopkins. 326 00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:52,656 My grandma was the first black woman licensed to practice medicine in Delaware. 327 00:24:52,824 --> 00:24:54,575 All right, take it easy. 328 00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:57,828 The young lady that I was with, they said she was okay... 329 00:24:57,996 --> 00:24:59,872 ...but could I see her? 330 00:25:08,673 --> 00:25:10,549 Ade. 331 00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:14,762 - Hey. - Hi. 332 00:25:15,305 --> 00:25:19,308 They say you're gonna be fine, they just wanna keep you here for observation. 333 00:25:19,476 --> 00:25:21,936 You know, be on the safe side. 334 00:25:23,897 --> 00:25:26,357 I don't even remember what happened. 335 00:25:28,443 --> 00:25:31,779 There was a raccoon in the road. I swerved. 336 00:25:35,116 --> 00:25:38,035 - How's your car? - Escalade? 337 00:25:39,287 --> 00:25:40,788 It's totaled. 338 00:25:41,456 --> 00:25:43,457 Probably saved our life. 339 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,419 Are you okay? 340 00:25:48,129 --> 00:25:51,090 Yeah. They're gonna let me go. 341 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,634 I wanna go too. 342 00:25:54,427 --> 00:25:57,221 Chrissy's coming home today. 343 00:25:59,516 --> 00:26:01,809 We should probably talk about that. 344 00:26:05,689 --> 00:26:06,981 (EXHALES) 345 00:26:07,899 --> 00:26:11,151 Yeah. Right. 346 00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:17,950 (BRAKES SQUEAKING) 347 00:26:22,831 --> 00:26:24,790 Dude, how you doing? 348 00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:26,125 (DOORS OPENING) 349 00:26:26,459 --> 00:26:30,254 I hit the fucking mother lode. Twenty G's of product a week. 350 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:32,506 Little Paulie's behind me with the other half. 351 00:26:32,674 --> 00:26:34,466 Fuck me. 352 00:26:34,634 --> 00:26:38,429 20 percent of this load, they can stamp the packs for the vending machines. 353 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:41,348 The rest, the cartons can go straight to the bodegas... 354 00:26:41,516 --> 00:26:43,601 ...let them worry about the stamps. 355 00:26:44,561 --> 00:26:47,187 I'm beat. I'm gonna hit the fucking rack... 356 00:26:47,355 --> 00:26:49,356 ...have Ade cook me up a nice carbonara... 357 00:26:52,527 --> 00:26:53,861 What's the matter? 358 00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:57,364 Adriana's in the hospital. She was in an accident. 359 00:26:57,532 --> 00:26:59,116 What? When? 360 00:26:59,492 --> 00:27:01,285 Last night around 2:00. 361 00:27:01,494 --> 00:27:04,038 Jesus Christ, what happened? Is she all right? 362 00:27:04,205 --> 00:27:06,332 She got banged up, but she's gonna be okay. 363 00:27:06,499 --> 00:27:09,835 The drinking and driving, I told her. Where is she? 364 00:27:10,003 --> 00:27:11,962 - Mount Mercy in Dover. - Dover? 365 00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:14,506 Apparently they swerved to avoid a deer in the road. 366 00:27:15,342 --> 00:27:17,718 - They? - Her and Tony. 367 00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:20,304 Tony? Soprano? 368 00:27:21,097 --> 00:27:22,222 Uh-huh 369 00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:25,142 - Is he all right? - Not a scratch. 370 00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:27,394 The fucking luck on this guy. 371 00:27:28,021 --> 00:27:29,480 Yeah. 372 00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:31,398 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dover. 373 00:27:31,566 --> 00:27:34,777 Right, she's got an aunt she's close to out there who's been sick. 374 00:27:34,944 --> 00:27:37,488 She's friends with Tony's aunt. 375 00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:43,452 All right, somebody take me to get my car. I better get over there. 376 00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:45,579 Fabio, put it up. 377 00:27:52,754 --> 00:27:55,756 Thought I'd die in there without a cigarette. 378 00:27:59,969 --> 00:28:01,970 What, so you're just not gonna talk? 379 00:28:02,138 --> 00:28:05,724 - I almost got killed, Christopher. - I'm just curious. 380 00:28:05,892 --> 00:28:08,602 What the fuck were you doing in the middle of the night... 381 00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:11,730 ...in the middle of nowhere, in a car with my uncle? 382 00:28:12,357 --> 00:28:14,358 He was driving me home. 383 00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:16,694 - Fucking Dover? - We were talking. 384 00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:19,780 We were going to get something to eat. 385 00:28:19,948 --> 00:28:22,408 I get off of work, I don't wanna go right home. 386 00:28:22,575 --> 00:28:25,786 - You weren't even there. - No, I was in a fucking ride-a-rent... 387 00:28:25,954 --> 00:28:28,747 ...busting my ass with a bunch of rednecks, making a living... 388 00:28:28,915 --> 00:28:30,916 ...to buy you alcohol and coke... 389 00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:33,752 ...and all the other shit you shovel into your mouth. 390 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,966 Two o'clock in the fucking morning? 391 00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:43,387 - Don't fucking lie to me! I can't stand it. - Nothing was going on, Christopher. 392 00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:45,305 I should have made you walk home. 393 00:28:45,473 --> 00:28:48,308 - I swear to God. - You know how this looks? 394 00:28:49,310 --> 00:28:51,979 Don't talk to me. Shut your mouth. 395 00:29:02,490 --> 00:29:03,949 (GRUNTING) 396 00:29:05,034 --> 00:29:06,827 (DOOR OPENING AND CLOSING) 397 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,456 You wanted to see me? 398 00:29:10,623 --> 00:29:13,000 - Adriana okay? - She's fine. 399 00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:16,170 People who don't clean up after their pets. 400 00:29:19,048 --> 00:29:20,924 Pop this in that basket for me, will you? 401 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:34,813 It was blind luck, that accident. 402 00:29:34,981 --> 00:29:38,776 Cop told me he thought he was coming up on a fatality when he saw the car. 403 00:29:40,820 --> 00:29:43,572 I'd be thinking the same thing if I were you. 404 00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:45,282 But it's not true. 405 00:29:46,159 --> 00:29:48,118 I don't know what you're talking about. 406 00:29:48,286 --> 00:29:52,206 Her car was in the shop, I was driving her home from work, that's all. 407 00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:54,875 We were looking to get a burger. 408 00:29:55,043 --> 00:29:57,711 - In Dover? - What difference does it make? 409 00:29:57,879 --> 00:30:00,214 You don't seem to give a shit she almost died. 410 00:30:00,381 --> 00:30:03,842 She could have been paralyzed or scarred up. 411 00:30:04,010 --> 00:30:05,344 And you got a puss on? 412 00:30:05,512 --> 00:30:09,223 What were you doing out there alone in a car with my fianc�e? 413 00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:12,434 We were talking about you, you selfish prick. 414 00:30:12,602 --> 00:30:15,062 How you were the best thing that ever happened to her. 415 00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:17,397 Oh, you don't think this fucking devastates me? 416 00:30:17,565 --> 00:30:21,527 Frankly, you scored so far over your head when you got her, what do you expect? 417 00:30:21,694 --> 00:30:24,988 - What the fuck are you talking about? - She's a knockout. 418 00:30:25,156 --> 00:30:26,532 A 10. 419 00:30:26,699 --> 00:30:28,325 And look at you. 420 00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:30,661 You're average, at best. 421 00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:32,871 So you better reconcile yourself with that... 422 00:30:33,039 --> 00:30:35,249 ...or you're gonna be paranoid your whole life. 423 00:30:35,416 --> 00:30:38,210 - Oh, so this is my fucking fault now? - Nothing happened. 424 00:30:38,378 --> 00:30:40,796 And I'm not gonna say it again. 425 00:30:41,130 --> 00:30:43,257 You should've married that girl two years ago. 426 00:30:43,424 --> 00:30:46,552 Everybody knows you've been the biggest fucking cooze hound around... 427 00:30:46,719 --> 00:30:48,595 ...the past four or five years. 428 00:30:48,763 --> 00:30:52,099 Your midlife crisis. You'd fuck a catcher's mitt. 429 00:30:56,479 --> 00:30:58,939 On everything I hold sacred... 430 00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:01,608 ...on my children... 431 00:31:01,776 --> 00:31:04,111 ...there's nothing going on between me and Adriana. 432 00:31:10,493 --> 00:31:12,202 (DOOR SLAMMING) 433 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:18,458 Tony walked away without a scratch. 434 00:31:18,918 --> 00:31:22,421 But Adriana suffered a severe blow to the head. 435 00:31:22,964 --> 00:31:25,924 Adriana got caught giving the big guy a blow job. 436 00:31:26,092 --> 00:31:30,429 And when the paramedics found them, she had his cock still in her mouth. 437 00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:35,058 Statistics show that most single-car fatalities are the result of guys... 438 00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:37,394 ...popping their load behind the wheel. 439 00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:40,439 Apparently he came all over the sun visor. 440 00:31:40,523 --> 00:31:41,982 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 441 00:31:43,192 --> 00:31:44,443 Sanseverino. 442 00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:47,738 Guess who went down on Tony Soprano? 443 00:31:48,364 --> 00:31:51,158 That's the truth. It's fact. 444 00:31:51,326 --> 00:31:54,202 If it was my old lady, the next thing she'd suck is a tailpipe. 445 00:31:54,370 --> 00:31:57,331 That pretty little trim can suck this pipe anytime she wants. 446 00:31:57,498 --> 00:32:00,792 - Like you'd ever have a shot. - Hey, let me tell you something. 447 00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:04,671 When Christopher was in rehab, she was calling me all the time. 448 00:32:04,839 --> 00:32:06,965 - I was this close. - Then you got a problem... 449 00:32:07,133 --> 00:32:10,010 ...because your braciole isn't even that long. 450 00:32:15,099 --> 00:32:17,643 - What's so funny? - Nothing. 451 00:32:18,311 --> 00:32:20,687 Didn't sound like nothing. I wanna hear the big joke. 452 00:32:20,855 --> 00:32:22,981 Take it easy. We're just shooting the shit. 453 00:32:23,149 --> 00:32:26,777 - We were just talking about my braciole. - Oh, yeah, what about it? 454 00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:31,031 - So deal you in, huh? - I asked him a fucking question. 455 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:35,035 - What are you breaking my balls for? - I want a fucking answer. 456 00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:37,704 What's so fucking hilarious, you fucking parade float? 457 00:32:39,123 --> 00:32:42,542 I'm a fucking captain now. You don't talk to me like that. 458 00:32:42,710 --> 00:32:45,379 - Oh, come on, guys. - Don't put your hands on me! 459 00:32:45,546 --> 00:32:48,173 - Chrissy, for chrissakes... - Fuck all of you. 460 00:32:48,341 --> 00:32:49,633 - Hey, hey! - Motherfucker! 461 00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:51,885 - Hey, hold it. - Vito, easy. 462 00:32:56,557 --> 00:32:58,809 Vina, Jimmy, please join me. 463 00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:02,396 So talk to me, guys. How are we feeling in these? 464 00:33:02,563 --> 00:33:04,439 Hey, hon. I already ate. 465 00:33:04,607 --> 00:33:08,694 - There's a casserole in the... - You fucking lying bitch! 466 00:33:08,861 --> 00:33:11,947 - Stop it! What are you doing? - You were sucking his cock! 467 00:33:12,115 --> 00:33:13,323 Georgie told me everything. 468 00:33:13,491 --> 00:33:16,576 The surgeon on the operating table said you were moaning Tony's name. 469 00:33:16,744 --> 00:33:19,830 - What are you talking about? - Fucking lie to me! 470 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:22,708 What were you doing in Dover then? See? See? 471 00:33:22,875 --> 00:33:25,252 You can't tell me because I know what you were doing. 472 00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:27,421 Your other dope dealer's there. I remembered. 473 00:33:27,588 --> 00:33:29,339 - Go ahead. Deny it. - Okay. 474 00:33:29,507 --> 00:33:33,093 I was going out to see Andre, but I wasn't sucking anybody's cock. 475 00:33:33,261 --> 00:33:34,678 How could you say that? 476 00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:37,389 So you two were just gonna go toot up a bunch of lines... 477 00:33:37,557 --> 00:33:39,933 ...go fucking birdwatching? Oh, you son of a bitch. 478 00:33:40,101 --> 00:33:43,603 I was gonna stay up all night and clean this fucking shithole. 479 00:33:43,771 --> 00:33:46,690 Everybody knows about it. Everybody's talking about it. 480 00:33:47,942 --> 00:33:48,734 (TABLE CRASHING) 481 00:33:48,735 --> 00:33:50,694 - No, please. - You want me to use, you bitch. 482 00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:54,614 - You're fucking killing me. - No, I don't. I love you. 483 00:33:54,782 --> 00:33:55,991 (LOUD SMACK) 484 00:33:57,118 --> 00:33:58,243 Stop it. 485 00:33:58,411 --> 00:33:59,327 (LOUD SMACK) 486 00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:02,581 - You motherfucker! - Fucking whore. 487 00:34:05,126 --> 00:34:06,960 My neck! 488 00:34:07,128 --> 00:34:09,504 Get the fuck out of here. 489 00:34:09,672 --> 00:34:11,631 I never wanna see you again. 490 00:34:12,008 --> 00:34:13,091 (DOOR SLAMMING) 491 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:48,627 - Thought you had an algebra test. - Oh, chill out. 492 00:34:48,795 --> 00:34:50,670 What did you say? 493 00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:55,133 Look, I studied for 45 minutes straight. Don't I get a break? 494 00:34:56,260 --> 00:34:57,636 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 495 00:34:58,304 --> 00:35:01,431 Hey, what's up? 496 00:35:01,974 --> 00:35:03,767 A.J., how's it going? 497 00:35:04,352 --> 00:35:05,685 Hey, Uncle Tony. 498 00:35:07,021 --> 00:35:09,981 Did I come at a bad time? I need to talk to you. 499 00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:14,528 A.J., go upstairs, study. 500 00:35:14,695 --> 00:35:17,447 - Well, what about the pizza? - Now. 501 00:35:22,453 --> 00:35:24,037 Study. 502 00:35:33,631 --> 00:35:35,423 All right, what's up? 503 00:35:35,591 --> 00:35:37,592 I went to the Belleville Tavern after work... 504 00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:41,179 ...and Larry down there said our little cousin was in there all fucked up. 505 00:35:41,347 --> 00:35:43,473 Somebody told him what was going on in the car. 506 00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:47,686 - There was nothing going on in the car. - Of course not, but he thinks there was. 507 00:35:47,854 --> 00:35:49,980 He started drinking again, he beat up Adriana... 508 00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:52,149 ...and he threw her out of the fucking house. 509 00:35:52,316 --> 00:35:54,651 Where's his fucking self-control, this guy? 510 00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:57,487 Little Paulie's out there looking for him to reign him in. 511 00:35:57,780 --> 00:35:59,656 He was saying some crazy things about you. 512 00:35:59,949 --> 00:36:01,199 (PLAYING DRUMS) 513 00:36:01,492 --> 00:36:03,827 Oh, this goddamn kid. 514 00:36:04,245 --> 00:36:06,079 Christopher's not right in the head, Ton. 515 00:36:06,247 --> 00:36:08,915 I mean, who the fuck knows what he's capable of. 516 00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:11,084 Well, he knows where to find me. 517 00:36:11,252 --> 00:36:13,670 You see him, you tell him that. 518 00:36:14,922 --> 00:36:16,798 Gotta use your john. 519 00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:28,435 Get you a day early, huh? I'll go to the store in the morning. 520 00:36:28,603 --> 00:36:31,354 Look, relax. Go whenever you want. 521 00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:41,948 What the hell is wrong with him? 522 00:36:42,450 --> 00:36:44,993 What do you want, Tony? He couldn't bring this in himself? 523 00:36:45,161 --> 00:36:46,953 What, I can't even come in and say hello? 524 00:36:47,121 --> 00:36:50,373 What you want is to know if I heard the disgusting shit they're saying. 525 00:36:50,541 --> 00:36:52,542 At least have the guts to come out and ask me. 526 00:36:52,710 --> 00:36:55,212 - It isn't true. - You know what, fuck you. 527 00:36:55,379 --> 00:36:56,963 Fuck me? Fuck you. 528 00:36:57,131 --> 00:37:00,217 You gotta put your son in hiding because of your fucking philandering? 529 00:37:00,384 --> 00:37:03,053 Afraid he'll get caught in the crossfire? Your own son? 530 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:05,180 Christopher's upset. He could come over. 531 00:37:05,348 --> 00:37:08,141 He could say some things that a kid shouldn't hear. 532 00:37:08,309 --> 00:37:10,477 Just please leave. 533 00:37:10,645 --> 00:37:12,979 I don't even wanna look at you. 534 00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:37,796 (TIRES SQUEALING) 535 00:37:56,524 --> 00:37:58,942 Motherfucker! 536 00:37:59,986 --> 00:38:01,152 (BOTTLE SMASHING) 537 00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:05,657 (GUN SHOTS) 538 00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:07,701 (TIRE POPPING) 539 00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:15,208 Motherfucking gun! 540 00:38:16,669 --> 00:38:18,461 (ROCK MUSIC) 541 00:38:20,047 --> 00:38:21,715 Give me two. 542 00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:25,051 This kid ain't gonna show up, T. He's probably in some gutter. 543 00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:27,345 Yeah, hopefully he's wore himself down. 544 00:38:27,513 --> 00:38:30,307 - Where are you, you fuck? - He's got a gun. 545 00:38:30,474 --> 00:38:33,852 I know you're up there, you motherfucker! Why don't you come out...? 546 00:38:34,895 --> 00:38:37,022 - You know what to do. - You're fucking lucky! 547 00:38:37,690 --> 00:38:40,150 You're fucking lucky I ran out of load. 548 00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:43,069 Shut up, you little cock, or I'll split your fucking wishbone. 549 00:38:43,237 --> 00:38:47,198 It's all over, everybody. Enjoy the evening. 550 00:38:47,366 --> 00:38:49,617 Unhappy customer. 551 00:39:13,976 --> 00:39:15,602 (CAR DOOR SLAMMING) 552 00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:20,106 Let me the fuck go! I'll kill all of youse! 553 00:39:20,274 --> 00:39:22,525 Fucking kill all of youse! 554 00:39:24,945 --> 00:39:26,321 (LOUD THUD) 555 00:39:27,907 --> 00:39:30,492 You draw down on the boss of a fucking family? 556 00:39:31,786 --> 00:39:34,954 You lied to me! You were scoring coke with her. 557 00:39:35,122 --> 00:39:37,832 - She admitted it. - So what? 558 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:41,378 I can't relieve stress once in a while? I don't got enough fucking problems? 559 00:39:41,670 --> 00:39:45,423 You sent me to North Carolina so you could fuck my girlfriend. 560 00:39:46,634 --> 00:39:49,386 What kind of fucking animal you think I am, huh? 561 00:39:49,970 --> 00:39:53,765 - The thought never even entered my head! - You're a man alone in a car with her. 562 00:39:53,933 --> 00:39:57,268 You fucking pushed me to this. You pushed me to this! 563 00:40:04,485 --> 00:40:07,570 Way I see it, Tony, he must have known the gun was empty. 564 00:40:07,738 --> 00:40:09,322 Look what he pumped into your car. 565 00:40:09,490 --> 00:40:13,868 What are you trying to say, Paulie? The fuck you trying to say, Paulie? 566 00:40:22,545 --> 00:40:23,920 Either you tell me right now... 567 00:40:24,338 --> 00:40:28,049 ...that you can take it into your heart that I did not do this shit... 568 00:40:30,594 --> 00:40:33,012 ...or this is as far as we go. 569 00:40:42,022 --> 00:40:43,606 - Motherfucker. - Tony, come on. 570 00:40:43,774 --> 00:40:46,484 - Listen to somebody else for a change. - Fuck him. 571 00:40:46,819 --> 00:40:49,779 Tony, try it my way. 572 00:40:49,947 --> 00:40:51,865 Listen to me. 573 00:41:16,599 --> 00:41:20,018 Mr. Soriano, what seems to be the matter? 574 00:41:20,186 --> 00:41:22,896 Soprano. I'm fine. It's my friend here needs to talk to you. 575 00:41:23,063 --> 00:41:24,814 Well, you know where ER admitting is. 576 00:41:25,065 --> 00:41:27,817 Look, you got someplace maybe we could talk? 577 00:41:27,985 --> 00:41:32,071 It's 3 a.m., and I just finished a 17-hour rotation. 578 00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:35,158 Any gunshot wounds or broken kneecaps? 579 00:41:39,121 --> 00:41:41,748 Two minutes. You're an excellent doctor. 580 00:41:41,916 --> 00:41:44,959 That's why I brought him here. Come on. 581 00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:49,088 (CAR DOORS OPENING) 582 00:41:54,428 --> 00:41:58,973 This gentleman here is the fianc� of the young lady that I was with. 583 00:41:59,141 --> 00:42:01,100 Now he's got it into his head... 584 00:42:01,268 --> 00:42:03,978 ...that there was oral sex going on at the time of the wreck. 585 00:42:04,146 --> 00:42:06,731 - Listen, I... - Hey, hey, hey. 586 00:42:08,609 --> 00:42:10,360 Just a second. 587 00:42:11,111 --> 00:42:13,613 And naturally he's very upset. 588 00:42:13,781 --> 00:42:16,115 So I need you to tell him there wasn't. 589 00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:20,036 He's obviously feeling the pressure. He's just gonna fucking lie. 590 00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:24,832 I'm not in the custom of lying about anything. 591 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:30,129 But whether somebody was getting something in the car... 592 00:42:30,297 --> 00:42:31,923 ...how could I attest to that? 593 00:42:32,091 --> 00:42:35,468 Well, as the attending, you could explain how medically it's not possible. 594 00:42:35,803 --> 00:42:37,470 - Excuse me? - Well, for instance... 595 00:42:37,638 --> 00:42:40,640 ...if she was wearing a seat belt, there would've been abrasions... 596 00:42:40,808 --> 00:42:43,309 ...to the lateral anterior aspect of the clavicle. 597 00:42:43,477 --> 00:42:45,270 Or the right mid-sternum? 598 00:42:45,437 --> 00:42:46,646 Are you a physician? 599 00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:50,733 No, I'm a pre-board-certified massage therapist. 600 00:42:52,653 --> 00:42:54,821 So did she have any of those kind of things? 601 00:42:54,989 --> 00:42:56,281 Actually, yes. 602 00:42:56,448 --> 00:43:00,702 On the right clavicle and the sternum, just above the xiphoid process... 603 00:43:00,869 --> 00:43:04,247 ...which would indicate an upright position at the moment of impact. 604 00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:06,916 Okay, so, what he's saying is that she was sitting up. 605 00:43:10,504 --> 00:43:13,715 All right. Thank you, doctor. Come on. 606 00:43:16,051 --> 00:43:19,679 For the kids, Make-A-Wish Foundation, whatever. Here. 607 00:43:21,807 --> 00:43:23,182 Thank you. 608 00:43:27,271 --> 00:43:29,188 What do you want from me? 609 00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:31,149 I guess I believe you. 610 00:43:32,735 --> 00:43:34,360 All right. 611 00:43:37,865 --> 00:43:40,491 You threw food at Vito. That's gotta be resolved. 612 00:43:40,659 --> 00:43:43,536 He was fucking laughing, which was wrong. 613 00:43:48,334 --> 00:43:51,502 But at this point now, it don't make no difference. 614 00:43:54,548 --> 00:43:58,009 Even if it wasn't true, it's what people think. 615 00:43:58,344 --> 00:44:00,720 They know you were out there scoring coke with her. 616 00:44:00,888 --> 00:44:04,182 What do you care what people think? You know the truth. 617 00:44:04,850 --> 00:44:07,060 I gotta live in the world. 618 00:44:07,686 --> 00:44:10,229 And now I look like Joe Jerkoff. 619 00:44:13,192 --> 00:44:14,817 (CAR DOOR OPENING) 620 00:44:15,986 --> 00:44:17,987 No, no, no, no. 621 00:44:26,914 --> 00:44:30,083 You know what? I might as well have fucked her. 622 00:44:30,584 --> 00:44:31,876 Thanks. 623 00:44:39,385 --> 00:44:40,176 Hello? 624 00:44:40,219 --> 00:44:41,386 (DOOR CLOSING) 625 00:44:44,932 --> 00:44:47,517 I rang the doorbell six times. Nobody answered. 626 00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:50,770 - What are you doing here? - I wanna talk to you. 627 00:44:51,105 --> 00:44:55,608 - If you came to get him, he's not going. - You believe all that shit they're saying? 628 00:44:55,776 --> 00:44:58,319 Am I that horrible? Really? 629 00:44:58,529 --> 00:45:02,115 Where there's smoke, there's fire. I don't know what you did. 630 00:45:02,282 --> 00:45:05,702 What'll happen when your children hear this? Meadow already suspects you. 631 00:45:05,869 --> 00:45:07,787 - Suspects what? - She saw you at the club. 632 00:45:07,955 --> 00:45:09,789 She said she thought you were coked out. 633 00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:11,958 What are you talking about? I don't do drugs. 634 00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:15,086 She knows about the accident. What do you think she's gonna think? 635 00:45:15,254 --> 00:45:18,172 - And with Anthony at that age? - Oh, come on, the kids. 636 00:45:18,340 --> 00:45:20,800 - The kids. It's about you. - Fine. So it's all about me. 637 00:45:20,968 --> 00:45:22,760 What, do I mean nothing to you? 638 00:45:22,928 --> 00:45:26,139 That I gotta live with this swirling around me? 639 00:45:27,099 --> 00:45:30,059 All right, look, forget about what they're saying. I'm asking you. 640 00:45:30,227 --> 00:45:32,228 You think I'd have sexual relations with her? 641 00:45:32,396 --> 00:45:35,148 Adriana, who's gonna be a member of this family? 642 00:45:38,068 --> 00:45:40,778 Now, I want you to answer me truthfully. 643 00:45:42,448 --> 00:45:45,199 Look, I know I haven't been a fucking saint, all right... 644 00:45:45,367 --> 00:45:48,703 ...and you got plenty of issues of your own on that subject... 645 00:45:49,371 --> 00:45:52,415 ...but you haven't exactly been a fucking saint yourself. 646 00:45:57,004 --> 00:45:58,671 No. No, no, no. Come here. 647 00:46:02,468 --> 00:46:05,303 You think I would go near that girl like that? 648 00:46:16,940 --> 00:46:18,608 Thank you. 649 00:46:24,364 --> 00:46:27,575 Look, I'm asking you to pull with me to put a good face on this thing. 650 00:46:27,743 --> 00:46:30,286 For the sake of the kids and this family. 651 00:46:30,454 --> 00:46:32,789 I gotta bail you out? 652 00:46:33,707 --> 00:46:36,876 It's never-ending, your bullshit. 653 00:46:53,018 --> 00:46:54,852 (CAR HONKING) 654 00:46:55,562 --> 00:46:58,189 Use a fucking crosswalk! 655 00:47:09,117 --> 00:47:11,285 Jesus Christ. 656 00:47:11,453 --> 00:47:13,371 Don't get all excited. 657 00:47:14,248 --> 00:47:16,249 Most of it's from the accident. 658 00:47:16,416 --> 00:47:18,251 You okay? 659 00:47:18,418 --> 00:47:20,586 What do you fucking think? 660 00:47:20,963 --> 00:47:25,424 I'm kicked out of my house, I may have ulcerative colitis, and you call me up. 661 00:47:25,926 --> 00:47:29,720 We'd like your permission to put a listening device in your business. 662 00:47:30,264 --> 00:47:32,807 This relationship with Tony could net us a lot of chatter. 663 00:47:32,975 --> 00:47:36,978 - Don't forget, it's him we're after. - There is no relationship. 664 00:47:37,229 --> 00:47:41,440 The faster we put Tony away, the sooner you can get on with your life. 665 00:47:42,109 --> 00:47:45,611 We can get a court order to install a device, but this will make life simpler. 666 00:47:46,947 --> 00:47:49,824 Fuck you. I do enough for you people. 667 00:47:49,992 --> 00:47:53,077 - You're not bugging my club. - Adriana... 668 00:47:53,620 --> 00:47:57,415 ...it's a syndrome, protecting abusers. 669 00:47:59,751 --> 00:48:02,587 If it would've been Christopher alone in a car with a woman... 670 00:48:02,754 --> 00:48:04,714 ...I would've killed him. 671 00:48:15,142 --> 00:48:16,642 Thank you. 672 00:48:36,955 --> 00:48:39,999 Arthur's sending something over, with his compliments. 673 00:48:40,167 --> 00:48:41,667 Thank you. 674 00:48:52,137 --> 00:48:53,679 Enjoy. 675 00:48:54,723 --> 00:48:57,224 (AUTHENTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 676 00:48:59,603 --> 00:49:01,687 I'm gonna go over there. 677 00:49:10,197 --> 00:49:12,448 - Nice to see you, Ton. - Oh, thank you. 678 00:49:14,034 --> 00:49:16,243 Gravy's good tonight. 679 00:49:26,713 --> 00:49:28,422 Nice to see you. 680 00:49:28,590 --> 00:49:30,841 Hope you have a pleasant evening. 681 00:49:39,518 --> 00:49:40,977 Ladies. 682 00:49:56,451 --> 00:49:58,619 (AUTHENTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 54184

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