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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,882 --> 00:00:12,261 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:01:40,183 --> 00:01:42,893 (COUNTRY SONG PLAYING) 3 00:02:54,215 --> 00:02:56,425 (ENGINE REVVING) 4 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:01,680 (RADIO MUSIC PLAYING) 5 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:02,681 (CAR HONKING) 6 00:03:02,765 --> 00:03:04,683 A.J. 7 00:03:07,103 --> 00:03:08,020 (CAR HORN) 8 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:10,522 Jesus, Meadow, chill out. 9 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:30,042 Sukanya, what goes in must come out. 10 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:33,253 And these people now being released from prison are the same ones... 11 00:03:33,421 --> 00:03:36,089 ...who were jailed during the Mafia crackdowns of the 1980s? 12 00:03:36,257 --> 00:03:37,966 Seems like yesterday, doesn't it? 13 00:03:38,134 --> 00:03:41,094 For years, we heard how law enforcement broke the back of the Mob. 14 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:43,597 Well, they've served their time. 15 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:46,975 It's the old never-ending battle against crime and corruption, Sukanya... 16 00:03:47,143 --> 00:03:48,560 ...to quote Superman. 17 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:51,813 So, what do you think is gonna happen with this infusion of new blood? 18 00:03:51,981 --> 00:03:54,983 We could be looking at a period of violent power struggle. 19 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:57,569 They paint everything the worst, these news people. 20 00:03:57,737 --> 00:04:00,072 - How long until dinner? - Any familiar names? 21 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,992 In New York, the only old-style boss still in place is Carmine Lupertazzi. 22 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:07,996 He'll soon be rejoined by Angelo Garepe, his former consigliore. 23 00:04:08,164 --> 00:04:10,916 Also, Philip Leotardo, long-time Lupertazzi captain. 24 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:14,836 - Can you help me here? Crush some ice? - I'll be right there. 25 00:04:15,004 --> 00:04:17,130 New Jersey's a better case in point, Sukanya. 26 00:04:17,298 --> 00:04:20,676 You've got Michele "Feech" La Manna, released just this week... 27 00:04:20,843 --> 00:04:23,553 ...a man greatly feared and respected in the '70s. 28 00:04:23,721 --> 00:04:24,972 Amen to that. 29 00:04:25,139 --> 00:04:29,059 Similar situation with Anthony Blundetto, in that same crime family, the Sopranos. 30 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:32,187 - Let me see how he looks. - Once known as Tony B., still is. 31 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:34,982 Twenty-eight years old when he went away. A rising star. 32 00:04:35,149 --> 00:04:39,027 Thought to be the central suspect in the killing of Thomas Gilardi and his driver. 33 00:04:39,195 --> 00:04:40,946 That's the best picture they could find? 34 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:43,323 - He was a fox. - Pipe down. We're trying to watch. 35 00:04:43,491 --> 00:04:45,993 It's my house, Tony. 36 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:49,913 - What are you watching? - Go call your brother for dinner. 37 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:54,126 - Bobby. - Be nice to have him back, huh? 38 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,211 - Your cousin? - Miss the shit out of him. 39 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:59,506 The older you are, the more you're entitled to eat. 40 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:02,551 - Hi. Sorry. - Where the hell you been? 41 00:05:03,886 --> 00:05:06,179 - Your mother didn't send anything? - She wasn't home. 42 00:05:06,347 --> 00:05:08,432 Her and Aunt Ro went out to dinner, I think. 43 00:05:08,599 --> 00:05:10,017 Everybody sit. 44 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:12,936 Now, please. 45 00:05:13,896 --> 00:05:17,482 This is great of you, Aunt Jan, keeping the Sunday-dinner tradition going. 46 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:19,776 Can you get the roast out of the oven? 47 00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:25,073 - Canned clam chowder? - Go sit, goddamn it. 48 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:31,872 - Oh, shit. - What? 49 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:33,498 My wedding ring. 50 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,251 - Go strap on the bag, Ton? - Yeah. 51 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:39,838 Would you say this is an interesting point in the history of the Mafia? 52 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:43,258 I'd say we're looking at a great year for crime reporters, Sukanya. 53 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:45,218 MAFIA: Class of '04? 54 00:05:45,386 --> 00:05:46,928 (NEWS MUSIC) 55 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:06,990 (DRUMS LOUDLY PLAYING) 56 00:06:16,292 --> 00:06:18,251 - Anthony. - What? 57 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:20,170 (DRUMS PLAYING) 58 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:23,465 I wanna say hello. Can you stop a minute? 59 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:27,636 - How was dinner? - Fine. 60 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:30,305 - What did you have? - Roast beef. 61 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:34,810 - Did your father pick up his mail? - No, he didn't come in. He was tired. 62 00:06:34,977 --> 00:06:38,021 He said he just wanted to go to bed. Listen, I'm trying to practice. 63 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:41,441 I see you didn't bring the Power Vac in from the pool house like I asked. 64 00:06:41,609 --> 00:06:45,320 Why does that have to be done? Grandpa still has to lift it into his truck. 65 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:49,282 I don't want him to have to drag it from all the way out back. 66 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:54,663 It's so nice to have a man around the house. 67 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:56,665 (SOFTLY) You should have thought about that before. 68 00:06:57,708 --> 00:06:58,959 What did you say? 69 00:07:03,297 --> 00:07:06,007 Go out and get that vacuum, now. 70 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:08,593 What did I just say? Go. 71 00:07:25,027 --> 00:07:30,031 Mom! Mommy! Oh, my God. 72 00:07:30,199 --> 00:07:33,201 Mommy, help. Mommy? 73 00:07:34,495 --> 00:07:35,495 Mom. 74 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:39,374 Mommy. 75 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:41,543 A.J., be quiet, don't move. 76 00:07:44,213 --> 00:07:46,381 Mommy? 77 00:07:48,926 --> 00:07:50,177 Mommy! 78 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:54,222 - Get Dad's gun. - It's all the way in the dining room. 79 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,100 Hey, go away! Go! 80 00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:58,602 (POTS CLANGING) 81 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:01,688 Hey! Get out of here! 82 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:03,190 (TABLE BREAKING) 83 00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:05,817 Go! 84 00:08:19,707 --> 00:08:23,335 - How was the olive loaf? - You know what I like? 85 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:26,087 - I like the Gulden's Brown Mustard. - Are you leaving? 86 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:30,008 Yeah, I got a overseas call coming at home. 87 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:33,428 - Finish your sandwich at least first. - Oh, yeah, yeah. 88 00:08:42,104 --> 00:08:43,939 Could be the same one from Willow Drive. 89 00:08:44,273 --> 00:08:48,777 God. The most densely populated state in the country, and still this. 90 00:08:49,278 --> 00:08:52,781 Gone. He went through your neighbors' garbage, though, the Kalchiems'. 91 00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:55,492 This has been going on all over. If my son had been alone... 92 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:58,870 You're not gonna wanna put your trash out until close to pickup time. 93 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:00,038 Now, you hear that? 94 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:02,916 Also, put ammonia or bleach in the container and on the lid. 95 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:05,460 I posted a notice for your neighbors. 96 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:08,713 If this had been a category two, injury or serious property damage... 97 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:11,633 ...we could set traps, but not for this. God. 98 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:14,219 You should've busted a cap in his ass with Dad's rifle. 99 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:17,305 It's illegal to discharge firearms within the borough limits, son. 100 00:09:17,473 --> 00:09:20,100 - You're gonna call Dad, aren't you? - No. 101 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:22,811 A great percentage of them don't come back. 102 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:25,814 He does, call us. 103 00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:30,443 Ohh, Ahh... 104 00:09:30,611 --> 00:09:32,070 Do you have bird feed back there? 105 00:09:33,614 --> 00:09:34,948 Duck food. Yes, my husband's. 106 00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:38,952 It's probably what attracted the animal. See, the corn's gone damp and aromatic. 107 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,288 - Tell your husband to put it inside. - Right. 108 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:48,670 Setting up the equipment is a complicated affair. 109 00:09:49,338 --> 00:09:52,340 Video cameras and built-in recorders. 110 00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:55,260 Then the car that he qualifi... 111 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,970 Hello. 112 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,098 I'm Dr. Lowenstein. 113 00:10:00,182 --> 00:10:01,641 (CHANNEL CHANGING) 114 00:10:02,393 --> 00:10:04,019 - Go back. - What? 115 00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:05,770 - Come on. - You're kidding. 116 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:09,524 - No, go back. Please. - Why don't you come in? 117 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:11,860 - I like Nolte. - Why did you tell me that story? 118 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:14,779 I'm sorry. That's the wrong story. Let's just skip it... 119 00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:16,865 ...and I'll try to think of a better one. 120 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,241 What's bothering you? 121 00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:22,537 Global warming, acid rain, national debt. Never even knew it was going on. 122 00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:26,791 - Look at her nails. Totally real. - Maybe you weren't paying attention. 123 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:30,045 Oh, let's face it, Lowenstein, women are more devious than men. 124 00:10:30,212 --> 00:10:31,379 My therapist was a woman. 125 00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:34,382 Too bad you didn't get all your talking done with her. 126 00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:37,218 You expect a man to be a tower of strength. 127 00:10:37,386 --> 00:10:40,597 Then when it turns out he's got a few weaknesses and some insecurities... 128 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:44,309 ...what do you do? You turn around and, goddamn it, you betray him. 129 00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:49,397 - You feel that your mother betrayed you? - Oh, God, I hate this Freudian crap. 130 00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:53,234 It's not your job to listen to my problems. If you don't mind, I'd like to go. 131 00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:56,404 - You're free to leave anytime you want. - Good. 132 00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:57,989 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 133 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:02,577 - Goddamn shrink. Who was I kidding? - What are you smiling at? 134 00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:04,829 - I was a champion. - Nothing. I don't know. 135 00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:07,207 You have this goofy little look on your face. 136 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:08,958 Come on. 137 00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:11,920 Until Susan Lowenstein came along. 138 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:16,216 Her questions making me as dizzy as her perfume. 139 00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:18,510 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 140 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,855 - Jennifer Melfi? - Yes? 141 00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:53,128 So we open the fucking trunk. 142 00:11:53,295 --> 00:11:57,966 This suffocating Russian cocksucker pops up. He's still alive. 143 00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:00,260 (LAUGHING) 144 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,138 We lead him through the snow. This asshole's shivering. 145 00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:07,559 I mean, he's wearing fucking pajamas and slippers in like 8-degree weather. 146 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:09,811 Hey. 147 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:12,021 - There he is. - How you doing? 148 00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:14,482 - Fellas. - Hey, Ton. 149 00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:17,485 Radio on the way in, another fucking incident at the airport. 150 00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:19,904 Fucking assholes. 151 00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:22,323 I gotta make a couple calls. 152 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,077 Anyway, he starts running, the Russian. 153 00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:29,831 Boom! I'm telling you, the top of his head came off like a fucking bad rug. 154 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,082 (LAUGHING) 155 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,084 What a beating we had give this prick. 156 00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:35,920 - Where is he now, you think? - Who the fuck cares, right? 157 00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:37,630 - Who the fuck knows? - Poor bastard. 158 00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:40,759 Never would have happened if Paulie hadn't initially overreacted... 159 00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:43,094 ...but it's one for the books. 160 00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:44,679 What do you mean, overreacted? 161 00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:48,641 You choked him with the lamp, or we could've got Silvio's scarole... 162 00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:50,643 ...without spending the night in the open. 163 00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:53,772 You let him jab you with the shovel. Lets his guard down. 164 00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:57,650 We would have caught up to the prick if you didn't lose your fucking shoe. 165 00:12:57,818 --> 00:13:01,571 Wait, you lost your shoe? You didn't tell us about that. 166 00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:05,450 - "Chrissy, don't leave me out here." - You little cocksucker. 167 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:08,286 I covered your ass with Tony about that whole thing... 168 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,330 ...and never a word of fucking thanks. 169 00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:13,875 Always playing that blood-relation card. Tony's little favorite. 170 00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,710 - Fuck you. - What? 171 00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,754 - Come on! - Come on. 172 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:19,464 What the fuck? 173 00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:29,349 (DOOR SLAMMING) 174 00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:31,309 That was a good story, damn it. 175 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,394 I'm telling you right now... 176 00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:35,605 ...it's finished with us. 177 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,858 - Goodbye, Dr. Melfi. - See you next week. 178 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,110 (PHONE RINGING) 179 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:48,827 - Hello. - Like the flowers? 180 00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:52,163 And, yeah, before you ask, I am taking the medication. 181 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:53,915 How are you, Anthony? 182 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:58,044 - It's been a long time. - I'm great, actually. You? 183 00:13:58,212 --> 00:14:00,213 Thank you for that beautiful arrangement. 184 00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:02,423 I see you haven't lost your sense of humor. 185 00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:05,802 Well, you gotta have a sense of humor in life, right? You taught me that. 186 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,096 And how is life? 187 00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:09,848 Good, good. 188 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:13,935 Well, I'm separated, me and Carmela. 189 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:16,604 - I'm sorry to hear that. - Don't be. 190 00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:19,691 Well, I always thought I saw some good things there. 191 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,026 Two healthy kids. Other than that... 192 00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,779 Look, the reason I called... 193 00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:27,073 ...I'd like you to have dinner with me. 194 00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:30,034 Since we're not in therapy no more and I'm a bachelor again. 195 00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:32,370 That's very thoughtful of you. 196 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:37,083 Unfortunately, because of our prior clinical relationship... 197 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:38,543 ...I just can't do it. 198 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:42,297 - What, eat? You must be a toothpick. - You know what I mean. 199 00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:44,966 See, I knew you were gonna say something like that. 200 00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:47,468 I can't, Anthony, I'm sorry. 201 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:54,809 You know, I waited a respectable period or whatever before making this call. 202 00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:56,811 Well, then you realize yourself... 203 00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,480 ...there's something not quite right about us dating. 204 00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:03,234 No, I'm not undeterred by this. We will talk again. 205 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,194 Thank you for the flowers. 206 00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:08,156 - And the detergent. - And the detergent. 207 00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:11,492 - Of course, what's wrong with me? - I don't know. 208 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:13,494 But we'll find out. 209 00:15:13,787 --> 00:15:16,039 Leave it to Dr. Tony. 210 00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:21,836 (PHONE HANGING UP) 211 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:25,673 (DRUMS PLAYING) 212 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:42,607 - What's the matter? - The bear. Stay there. 213 00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:54,744 (DOOR LOCKING) 214 00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,621 Oh, right, lock the door. 215 00:15:56,789 --> 00:16:00,333 What do you think, he's gonna wipe his feet? He'll smash through the glass. 216 00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:07,715 - Now, where is that guy's card? - I don't know. 217 00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:21,437 You have reached Fish and Game. If you know the extension, press it now. 218 00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:24,315 - Unbelievable. - If not, press 0 for a directory. 219 00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:27,068 Hello? 220 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:31,239 For hunting and fishing licenses, press 2. For animal removal... 221 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,449 Did you get a letter from my cousin in the can? 222 00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:36,202 Yes, Officer Zmuida, hi. Mrs. Soprano from North Caldwell. 223 00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:38,287 We had the bear in our yard the other night. 224 00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:40,873 - What the fuck? - Yes. It came back. 225 00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:43,084 - Is anybody hurt? - No, thank God. 226 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,586 - Property damage? - No property damage I could see... 227 00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,630 ...but I didn't really wanna go out there. 228 00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:50,091 Oh, one of those eastern black bears? 229 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:52,927 - We can be up in about an hour. - Yes. That would be great. 230 00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,138 - Okay, we'll be here. - All right. See you then. 231 00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:56,931 Jesus Christ, when did this happen? 232 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:59,767 The first time, Sunday night, and I saw it again just now. 233 00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,895 A.J. didn't mention it to you when you went to the game? 234 00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:04,856 No. 235 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:06,899 I have to warn the Cusamanos. 236 00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:09,318 They keep Esterhaz chained up along the side there. 237 00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:11,320 That bear will rip him to pieces. 238 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:20,830 Cusamanos weren't home. Got the machine. 239 00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:23,458 Well, I don't see Esterhaz. 240 00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:28,296 Why didn't you call me when this happened? 241 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,465 I called the cops. They called Fish and Game. 242 00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:34,052 What are you trying to prove? This isn't Little House on the Fucking Prairie. 243 00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:36,804 - Those thing are dangerous. - Well, the ranger, whatever... 244 00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:39,807 ...said it was your duck food out there that attracted it. 245 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:45,313 - I never heard of that happening before. - Trapper Joe over here. 246 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,276 (CHAINSAW WHIRRING) 247 00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:59,035 - We didn't find a spoor. - I was just telling the gentleman... 248 00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:02,288 ...the animal still doesn't meet the parameters for a removal. 249 00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,582 So when somebody's leg is gone... 250 00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,710 Problem is, it hasn't really threatened anybody. 251 00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:11,422 Sorry. 252 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,348 Whoa, hold on a minute. 253 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,851 You and your pal buy some new lanyards for your whistles. 254 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:28,481 Well, we can't accept that. And we don't have whistles. 255 00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:30,358 Thanks, though. 256 00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:40,034 Ranger Rick's a little light in the Timberlands, huh? 257 00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:45,164 Everybody's always gay with you. He's a good-looking guy, that's all. 258 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:55,550 I already put the ammonia on the cans. I told you. 259 00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:18,197 Look, I came here to give you your money... 260 00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:21,075 ...but this bear thing, though, I'm... 261 00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:24,579 I'm worried. You and A.J. here by yourselves. 262 00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:28,207 What can we do? You want coffee? 263 00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:32,837 - Last time it had a weird taste. - The coffeemaker is shot. 264 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,923 - The heating element's corroded. - That's not the problem. 265 00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:40,261 You don't need another one of those. Last month it was the upstairs toilet. 266 00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:43,514 He goes down the street to Willow Drive too. 267 00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:46,100 Maybe he'll stay down there. 268 00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:47,602 All right, look... 269 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:51,230 ...you and A.J. check yourself into a hotel until this blows over. 270 00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:53,816 Here's 1200 extra on top of our agreement. 271 00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:56,277 - I'm not going to a hotel. - Why not? 272 00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:59,655 - I don't wanna break Anthony's routines. - He'll get a kick out of it. 273 00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:02,783 It's an adventure. God knows he loves room service. 274 00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:05,536 Yeah, I'll give him room service, the end of my foot. 275 00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:10,708 - What's with the attitude? - Well, he's an asshole, that's what. 276 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:13,794 - So what? It's his age. - Yeah, thank you, I know. 277 00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:15,546 But you buy him too much stuff. 278 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,049 I think because you feel guilty about the separation. 279 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,968 Excuse me. It wasn't my idea. 280 00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:23,054 There is more than one way to ask. 281 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:26,974 - All right, could we please not? - Spend $5000 on a set of drums. 282 00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:31,270 SAT tutor, coffeemaker, I gotta fight you tooth and nail. 283 00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:34,857 All I said was I wanna see statements from the tutor, or he doesn't get paid. 284 00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:37,443 He's a college kid, Tony. He's not set up for that. 285 00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:39,904 You worried he's gonna soak you for an extra pencil? 286 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,156 Oh, rim shot! 287 00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:44,992 What I think, Tony, is you're trying to make my life now... 288 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,286 ...as hard on me financially as possible. 289 00:20:47,454 --> 00:20:49,997 - Oh, it should be easy? - Unbelievable. 290 00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:52,458 What do think, you're the only Catholic here? 291 00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:56,462 I'm old school. I don't believe in this separation shit and divorce. 292 00:20:56,630 --> 00:21:00,091 Even if my wife was going after some fucking immigrant. 293 00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:04,470 Yet you are modern enough to use a cell phone to call Italy... 294 00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:07,306 ...and every other fucking place to threaten the guy's life. 295 00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:11,602 Well, that's right. Certain people see him, he's a dead man. 296 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:16,065 - He had coffee here, Tony, that's all. - And now the coffeemaker sucks. 297 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:17,692 How do you like them apples? 298 00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:23,948 You don't wanna stay at a hotel, you suit yourself. 299 00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:30,788 This is Anthony. 300 00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:35,626 Could you call me at 973-555-1299? 301 00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:41,215 Thinking maybe I gotta come back. You know, for therapy. 302 00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:45,761 - Smells good, Feech. - Yeah? You want a taste? 303 00:21:45,929 --> 00:21:48,556 No, I'll wait. 304 00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:52,893 No offense, kid, but don't look to me like you do a lot of waiting. 305 00:21:53,061 --> 00:21:56,647 - Just like his old man, huh? - Lot of changes since you went away. 306 00:21:57,899 --> 00:21:59,442 Twenty years, Madonna. 307 00:21:59,609 --> 00:22:03,404 You know what the biggest change for me is? Broads shaving their bushes. 308 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:07,199 I went over to Silvio's. Like the Girl Scouts over there. 309 00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:10,036 Think I'll let this simmer a bit. 310 00:22:10,203 --> 00:22:12,204 Must be different in the can now. 311 00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:14,707 Not like the old days. Fucking animals. 312 00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:18,336 It's all about setting a precedent. 313 00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:23,883 First day there, I walk in the mess, and I'm wearing a puss, a fucking scowl. 314 00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:26,135 I look around... 315 00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:28,012 It's my nephew. 316 00:22:28,221 --> 00:22:29,805 (DOOR OPENING) 317 00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:32,433 - Right in the middle of my story. - There he is. 318 00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:35,603 The man, the legend, Feech La Manna. 319 00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:39,982 Hey, my God, look at you, you big galoot. 320 00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:44,236 What, did you go straight from the joint to Earl Scheib? Look at this fucking tan. 321 00:22:44,404 --> 00:22:45,946 Yeah. 322 00:22:46,114 --> 00:22:48,532 You close the cellar door when you came up? 323 00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:51,452 It's like the Bowery Boys in here with this house arrest. 324 00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:55,081 - You got code words and secret passages. - He's in the middle of a story. 325 00:22:55,248 --> 00:22:57,041 When isn't he? 326 00:22:58,627 --> 00:22:59,752 (LAUGHING) 327 00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:03,297 It's day one. I'm in the mess. 328 00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:09,637 I look around, and I spot the biggest, blackest motherfucker that I can find. 329 00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:12,640 Everybody's looking at me. And I walk right up to him and I say: 330 00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:14,392 "What the fuck are you looking at?" 331 00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:15,810 He says, "What?" 332 00:23:16,186 --> 00:23:20,398 I said, "You heard me, motherfucker. What the fuck are you looking at?" 333 00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:23,484 And with that, I hit him, right across the fucking coconut. 334 00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:25,945 He goes down. I'm on top of him. Everybody's around. 335 00:23:26,113 --> 00:23:29,490 He gets some shots in. Everybody's going fucking crazy. 336 00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:33,119 The screws, this guy, everybody! Motherfucker! 337 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:39,250 From that time on, nobody so much as looks at me cross-eyed. 338 00:23:40,168 --> 00:23:42,461 Well, welcome home, huh? 339 00:23:42,629 --> 00:23:45,506 - Welcome home. - Welcome home. 340 00:23:48,176 --> 00:23:51,262 Reason I wanted to see you, Junior, Tony too... 341 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:54,181 ...now that I'm out, I'd like to get back in the game. 342 00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:58,018 - What did you have in mind? - You know me, I'm an entrepreneur. 343 00:23:58,186 --> 00:24:02,022 Get my shy going. Sports book. Whatever you say. 344 00:24:07,195 --> 00:24:08,988 Long as you don't step on anybody's toes. 345 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,866 Me? I'm Fred Astaire. 346 00:24:16,371 --> 00:24:19,540 Now, what's this Feech tells me? You got a bear up there at the house? 347 00:24:21,042 --> 00:24:22,334 What's it on, fucking CNN? 348 00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:27,798 No, it's just that your wife's up there, and the kids. Your ex-wife, whatever. 349 00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:30,926 It's just that, wild animals, they're dangerous. People talk. 350 00:24:31,344 --> 00:24:32,970 What people? Who? 351 00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:35,473 I don't know. 352 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:43,397 What am I supposed to do? Go up there personally and set fucking bear traps? 353 00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:45,357 We're separated, for chrissake. 354 00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:59,455 - So where's the dinner at? - I forget the name. It's in the car. 355 00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:02,958 - Who's gonna be there? - What, are you on the school paper? 356 00:25:03,126 --> 00:25:06,086 Guys. It's business. 357 00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:10,549 - You got any cash? - Some. 358 00:25:10,717 --> 00:25:12,468 Hand me my bag. 359 00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:22,394 - That's all you got? - It's like $400. 360 00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:25,189 I'm low man tonight. I gotta pay for everybody. 361 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:27,691 You know, this is fucking ridiculous, Christopher. 362 00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:30,903 Why should you get stuck all the time? You should make Paulie pay. 363 00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:33,405 What, I make the rules now? Guy's a captain. 364 00:25:33,573 --> 00:25:36,408 I know, but when he was in jail... 365 00:25:36,576 --> 00:25:39,703 All I'm saying is, if you get the extra responsibilities... 366 00:25:39,871 --> 00:25:41,455 ...you should get the benefits too. 367 00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:45,417 You're right. 368 00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:49,296 I'll say hello to the guys from you. 369 00:25:57,722 --> 00:25:59,431 (DOORBELL RINGING) 370 00:26:07,148 --> 00:26:09,984 Benny, hi. Come on in. 371 00:26:10,443 --> 00:26:13,195 Tony sent me. He says he wants somebody stationed in the yard. 372 00:26:13,363 --> 00:26:16,448 - He's worried the bear might come back. - What? No, I don't want this. 373 00:26:16,616 --> 00:26:18,826 Well, we'll switch off, me and Paulie Germani. 374 00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:22,997 - This is silly. I'm gonna call him. - Actually, it's not that silly, Mrs. S. 375 00:26:23,164 --> 00:26:26,333 If it was my family, I'd wanna know there was a male at the house too. 376 00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:28,586 What can you do about it if it does come back? 377 00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:31,839 Tony said to unlock the closet and give me the shkupit, he called it. 378 00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:34,842 - Oh, for God's sake. - I mean, we'll call the Fish and Game too. 379 00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:38,012 It's just... I'll have the weapon in case. 380 00:26:38,179 --> 00:26:41,724 He's just worried about you, that's all. And Anthony. 381 00:26:43,059 --> 00:26:45,853 Well, okay. I don't know. 382 00:26:47,522 --> 00:26:51,358 - You're very nice to do this. - Nice got nothing to do with it. 383 00:26:51,526 --> 00:26:54,695 Stay inside. You don't have to sit out there like A Fistful of Dollars. 384 00:26:54,863 --> 00:26:58,782 Tony said not in the house. I got my little Sony in the car. 385 00:27:02,078 --> 00:27:03,912 You want to eat? We were just sitting down. 386 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,457 No, I'm good. I just stopped at Tio Pepe's. 387 00:27:10,670 --> 00:27:13,339 This frigging olive oil. The food's drenched. 388 00:27:13,506 --> 00:27:14,840 That's the reason it happened. 389 00:27:15,008 --> 00:27:18,802 As far as fucking bears are concerned, I say, get rid of them all. 390 00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:20,888 They had their turn, and now we got ours. 391 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,557 That's why dinosaurs don't exist no more. 392 00:27:23,725 --> 00:27:25,809 - Wasn't it a meteor? - They're all meat-eaters. 393 00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:29,188 - Meteor. Meteor. - Take it easy. 394 00:27:29,773 --> 00:27:32,066 Gentlemen, whenever you're ready. 395 00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:35,569 (AUTHENTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 396 00:27:37,864 --> 00:27:40,240 - All right, are we set? - Yeah, sure. 397 00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:45,079 - What are you doing? You ready? - I gotta make a pit stop. 398 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:51,710 - You forgetting something? - You get it. I got the last one. 399 00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:53,879 Here, baby. Have some more cheesecake. 400 00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:58,008 The other thing with bears is, if you're ever chased by one, run downhill. 401 00:27:58,176 --> 00:28:01,512 - Some reason, they can't do that. - It's the moss. 402 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,597 They attack when you're having your period. 403 00:28:03,765 --> 00:28:05,933 No, no, that's jungle cats. 404 00:28:06,101 --> 00:28:08,185 - So can we go? - Hold your horses. 405 00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:11,980 - What's going on? We ready or what? - Yeah. 406 00:28:17,487 --> 00:28:19,863 - Fine, I'll get it. - Give me the fucking thing. 407 00:28:20,031 --> 00:28:22,950 - I said, I'll get it. - Enough. It's done. 408 00:28:26,246 --> 00:28:28,163 (TIRES SCREECHING) 409 00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:46,181 - Eight hundred sixty dollars. - What? 410 00:28:46,349 --> 00:28:48,642 You heard me. That's what you owe from last night. 411 00:28:48,810 --> 00:28:53,147 You said you got it. I only got like 100 bucks on me anyways. 412 00:28:53,314 --> 00:28:57,276 Then get the rest by tonight, or you start paying points. 413 00:29:02,657 --> 00:29:06,660 - I'm thinking of going for the acupuncture. - What, your shoulder again? 414 00:29:06,828 --> 00:29:10,998 - Those long drives. It's already tender. - Next time, we get you out there, Angelo. 415 00:29:11,207 --> 00:29:14,334 After 18 years in the can, I'm just happy to be outside. 416 00:29:14,502 --> 00:29:16,503 What, they don't have a golf course at Leavenworth? 417 00:29:16,546 --> 00:29:17,588 (LAUGHING) 418 00:29:18,339 --> 00:29:20,591 Still a smart-ass, this one. 419 00:29:21,092 --> 00:29:24,094 Carmine, you all right? You barely touched your egg salad. 420 00:29:24,262 --> 00:29:26,346 Too much gherkins. 421 00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:28,474 - Smell that? - What? 422 00:29:28,641 --> 00:29:31,977 - Burning hair. - I smell cut grass. 423 00:29:34,063 --> 00:29:37,191 - Any word on your cousin getting out? - Who's your cousin again? 424 00:29:37,358 --> 00:29:40,611 - Tony Blundetto. - Oh, yeah. Good guy. Right, right. 425 00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:42,279 He was my best buddy inside. 426 00:29:42,989 --> 00:29:45,949 - So you gonna give him a party? - Take him home, get him laid. 427 00:29:47,202 --> 00:29:49,203 What's the matter? Carmine? 428 00:29:49,370 --> 00:29:50,996 - Carmine. - Jesus Christ, Carmine! 429 00:29:51,164 --> 00:29:54,041 - Call an ambulance. - Is he breathing? 430 00:29:54,209 --> 00:29:56,293 - Get that egg salad out. - Hurry up! 431 00:29:56,461 --> 00:29:57,669 (CELL RINGING) 432 00:30:07,722 --> 00:30:10,224 - Lupertazzi residence. - Carmine, it's John. 433 00:30:10,391 --> 00:30:12,392 Hey, John boy. How's the weather? 434 00:30:12,936 --> 00:30:16,313 Look, I got some bad news. Your dad's had a stroke. 435 00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:18,857 - Oh, my God. How bad? - There's some paralysis. 436 00:30:19,025 --> 00:30:21,360 It's too early to tell. They're doing all they can. 437 00:30:21,528 --> 00:30:23,570 - My mom there? - I called her, she's on her way. 438 00:30:24,614 --> 00:30:27,533 - We're over at St. Vincent's. - Anything, John. Anything he needs. 439 00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:29,868 I'm on the next plane. 440 00:30:30,703 --> 00:30:32,079 Sad, this shit, huh? 441 00:30:36,751 --> 00:30:38,836 Wonder if I could smoke in here. 442 00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:43,423 You know, I haven't forgotten our arrangement last year. 443 00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:47,386 - You leaving me in the lurch like that. - It was the right thing to do, John. 444 00:30:47,554 --> 00:30:49,763 - Taking out a boss? Come on. - Even still. 445 00:30:49,931 --> 00:30:53,267 What do you want, an apology? A fucking Whitman Sampler? What? 446 00:30:59,941 --> 00:31:03,610 Boy, imagine if his fucking speech is affected. Poor bastard. 447 00:31:15,456 --> 00:31:18,500 So when you're up at the house, who comes to visit? Anybody? 448 00:31:18,668 --> 00:31:21,295 Mostly Rosalie Aprile, Sil's wife. 449 00:31:21,462 --> 00:31:25,591 - Who calls on the phone? - Most of the calls are for Anthony. 450 00:31:31,556 --> 00:31:33,015 (HEAVY BREATHING) 451 00:31:45,194 --> 00:31:47,821 (ALARM GOING OFF) 452 00:32:11,846 --> 00:32:13,347 So? 453 00:32:17,018 --> 00:32:22,689 Look, the real reason I'm here is to confront you, in a positive way... 454 00:32:22,857 --> 00:32:27,277 ...about taking our relationship in that other direction. 455 00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:32,366 Why did you have to be underhanded? I don't find that appealing, frankly. 456 00:32:32,533 --> 00:32:36,536 I was gonna ask you out for coffee or something, but I didn't think you'd go. 457 00:32:36,704 --> 00:32:39,122 I'll pay for the hour. That goes without saying. 458 00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:40,540 Forget that. 459 00:32:40,708 --> 00:32:43,835 I was listening to that guy on TV. Dr. Phil? 460 00:32:44,712 --> 00:32:46,755 And he was talking about a similar situation. 461 00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:49,800 And he said that you could if you wanted to. 462 00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:53,470 There's no set rules. It's basically about malpractice... 463 00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:56,473 ...and you probably couldn't get sued. That's not the point. 464 00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:08,819 Look, I was thinking about all kinds of moves. 465 00:33:09,112 --> 00:33:10,487 Buy her a piece of jewelry. 466 00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:14,741 Pay the guy to close down the restaurant where she eats, hire a mandolin player. 467 00:33:14,909 --> 00:33:18,996 This is the place where we've been most honest with each other. 468 00:33:19,163 --> 00:33:21,415 And that's the way I always liked it. 469 00:33:22,291 --> 00:33:26,628 So that being said, if you don't like me personally... 470 00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:29,423 ...or the cut of my jib or my face or whatever... 471 00:33:29,590 --> 00:33:33,593 ...then the matter will end here, and I will never ask you again. 472 00:33:35,763 --> 00:33:37,806 You can be honest. 473 00:33:40,226 --> 00:33:44,438 I like you, Anthony. And, no, you have a very nice face. 474 00:33:44,605 --> 00:33:47,357 - Working on the weight too, by the way. - Good. 475 00:33:49,777 --> 00:33:56,074 Explain to me, okay, why this is a matter of such importance to you. 476 00:33:56,242 --> 00:33:59,786 - There are plenty of women out there. - You're different from what's out there. 477 00:33:59,954 --> 00:34:02,581 Not to mention being drop-dead beautiful. 478 00:34:02,749 --> 00:34:06,668 My training teaches me to go fairly quickly to the idea... 479 00:34:06,836 --> 00:34:09,880 ...that what you really want is to come back to therapy. 480 00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:12,382 Jesus Christ almighty. Come on, will you? 481 00:34:12,550 --> 00:34:15,969 Your marriage of 20-something years has collapsed. 482 00:34:16,137 --> 00:34:18,346 No doubt there are issues with your children. 483 00:34:18,514 --> 00:34:21,308 Why can't I do something that's just for me for a change? 484 00:34:21,476 --> 00:34:22,809 It would be for you. 485 00:34:25,188 --> 00:34:28,982 Well, I want you. And not just for the smart things you say. 486 00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:31,902 I want... I want your skin. 487 00:34:32,987 --> 00:34:36,281 I want your mouth. I want your eyes. 488 00:34:38,326 --> 00:34:42,788 You project all these qualities onto me. You don't know me. 489 00:34:42,955 --> 00:34:47,084 This is what happens between doctor and patient. 490 00:34:58,638 --> 00:35:00,514 Don't do that. 491 00:35:14,987 --> 00:35:18,281 Out of respect for this office. 492 00:35:22,995 --> 00:35:25,914 Forget about the way that Tony Soprano makes his way in the world. 493 00:35:26,082 --> 00:35:28,625 That's just to feed his children. 494 00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:32,879 There's two Tony Sopranos. You've never seen the other one. 495 00:35:33,047 --> 00:35:35,006 That's the one I wanna show to you. 496 00:35:46,894 --> 00:35:48,228 (DOOR CLOSING) 497 00:35:48,354 --> 00:35:49,521 (EXHALE) 498 00:35:57,405 --> 00:35:59,781 (TWIG SNAPPING) 499 00:36:01,909 --> 00:36:03,451 (DOG BARKING) 500 00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:11,001 (WIND BLOWING) 501 00:36:17,592 --> 00:36:21,511 - Hi. - Hey. I wonder if I could use the W.C. 502 00:36:21,679 --> 00:36:23,722 - Of course, come on in. - Yeah, okay. 503 00:36:23,890 --> 00:36:26,183 - Is it cold out? - Yeah, a little. 504 00:36:26,350 --> 00:36:28,935 But I got a fleece. 505 00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:33,732 (TRASH CAN RATTLING) 506 00:36:48,915 --> 00:36:53,543 I know him. He'll just keep coming back and coming back. 507 00:36:54,128 --> 00:36:55,587 I had to let him down easy, I... 508 00:36:55,755 --> 00:36:59,132 - You think it's worth telling the police? - What? 509 00:36:59,717 --> 00:37:01,134 Jesus, Elliot. 510 00:37:01,302 --> 00:37:05,013 I don't wanna paint in somber tones here, but the man is a sociopath. 511 00:37:05,181 --> 00:37:07,557 Unpracticed in not getting what he wants. 512 00:37:07,934 --> 00:37:13,104 And now, since the therapy is kaput, what use are you to him except for sex? 513 00:37:14,023 --> 00:37:19,277 Thank you, Elliot. Your depth of feeling is really quite extraordinary here. 514 00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:23,823 All you could come up with was this weak borscht about professional ethics... 515 00:37:23,991 --> 00:37:27,786 ...because you are worried about how this thug will handle rejection. 516 00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:33,625 You know, at first I did find him a little sexy. 517 00:37:34,752 --> 00:37:37,087 Dangerous alpha male. 518 00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:42,509 But as year followed year, the ugliness I saw, I heard... 519 00:37:43,678 --> 00:37:47,847 - You kept him a long time, though. - There's a mutual sympathy there... 520 00:37:48,015 --> 00:37:52,352 ...of some kind, I guess. Maybe it's just the Italian thing. 521 00:37:56,065 --> 00:37:57,691 (DOOR OPENING) 522 00:38:03,864 --> 00:38:07,534 - Sil said you were looking for me? - Sit down. 523 00:38:12,832 --> 00:38:15,750 - This about the Easter baskets? - I don't even know what that is. 524 00:38:15,918 --> 00:38:18,378 And to tell you the truth, I don't wanna know. 525 00:38:18,754 --> 00:38:22,048 What's this shit between you and Paulie? You chiseled him out of a dinner? 526 00:38:22,216 --> 00:38:26,052 - I chiseled him? He said that? - I asked you a question. 527 00:38:27,179 --> 00:38:29,389 Can I say something in my own defense? 528 00:38:29,557 --> 00:38:31,725 It's not right that I have to pay all the time. 529 00:38:31,892 --> 00:38:34,352 I've been paying for fucking years. 530 00:38:34,854 --> 00:38:37,731 Are you done? Good. 531 00:38:38,065 --> 00:38:41,067 You pay till I tell you you don't have to pay no more. 532 00:38:41,235 --> 00:38:42,652 And don't give me that face. 533 00:38:43,904 --> 00:38:46,948 You know how many tabs, how many dinners I picked up over the years? 534 00:38:47,116 --> 00:38:49,242 Richie Aprile, fat fucking Jerry Anastasia. 535 00:38:49,785 --> 00:38:51,995 Those guys killed me at Benihana's. 536 00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:55,540 And forget it, if they want a steak, I put a new wing on Peter Luger's. 537 00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:59,836 Brandy, cigars, champagne. Could've bought a fucking plane. 538 00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:02,088 I hear you, Ton, but that was before inflation. 539 00:39:02,256 --> 00:39:03,840 Whatever. 540 00:39:05,885 --> 00:39:10,680 It's tradition. It's like in ancient times, the samurais, they had these pages. 541 00:39:10,848 --> 00:39:15,101 Young boys that did their errands, washed their clothes, shit like that. 542 00:39:15,269 --> 00:39:16,686 It's a sign of respect. 543 00:39:19,774 --> 00:39:24,444 Why don't you cheer up? One day, some kid will be paying for your dinners. 544 00:39:26,781 --> 00:39:31,159 Atlantic City loves its oldies on Oldies 98.3. 545 00:39:31,410 --> 00:39:33,036 (SOUL MUSIC PLAYING) 546 00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:34,412 (LAUGHING) 547 00:39:34,497 --> 00:39:39,626 So the pope says, "Just one more thing. She gotta have big tits." 548 00:39:39,794 --> 00:39:41,586 Oh, man. 549 00:39:41,670 --> 00:39:43,588 (LAUGHING) 550 00:39:44,465 --> 00:39:46,633 You okay, Ton? You're being, like, a little quiet. 551 00:39:46,884 --> 00:39:49,719 Yeah, yeah, I'm just... I'm full, that's all. 552 00:39:49,887 --> 00:39:53,306 Calm before the storm. Get him near those crap tables, and look out. 553 00:39:53,474 --> 00:39:57,102 Jesus, I'm stuffed. I can't remember the last time I ate this much. 554 00:39:57,269 --> 00:39:59,771 - Sure youse don't want no dessert? - Not for me. 555 00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:01,815 No, I'm good. 556 00:40:02,316 --> 00:40:05,151 Thank you. Thanks. 557 00:40:05,986 --> 00:40:07,237 Enjoy it, girls. 558 00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:10,490 I've been enjoying looking at you the whole night. 559 00:40:11,367 --> 00:40:14,452 - Get some fucking glasses. - We gotta go. 560 00:40:14,620 --> 00:40:17,288 All right, I'll see you over at the $100 table. 561 00:40:17,456 --> 00:40:19,457 Yeah. Right. 562 00:40:24,505 --> 00:40:27,799 Ton, you sure you're all right? You got a big mus on. 563 00:40:33,139 --> 00:40:36,057 It's a fucking broad. Believe that? 564 00:40:36,308 --> 00:40:39,185 - Really? You mean? - It's the real deal, I think. 565 00:40:39,353 --> 00:40:41,312 No shit, huh? 566 00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:46,359 The thing is, we got this platonic thing going. 567 00:40:46,527 --> 00:40:48,486 We have had for many years. 568 00:40:48,654 --> 00:40:52,157 She thinks that's what it is, but it's not. 569 00:40:52,366 --> 00:40:54,659 And no amount of convincing will change her mind. 570 00:40:56,454 --> 00:41:00,999 - So she was a friend? - Yeah. 571 00:41:03,544 --> 00:41:06,045 They're wrapping up the lobster for me to take to Ginny. 572 00:41:06,213 --> 00:41:07,630 - We'll see you over there. - Yeah. 573 00:41:11,510 --> 00:41:13,511 - Anything else, gentlemen? - We're good. 574 00:41:13,679 --> 00:41:15,555 My friend here will take the check, though. 575 00:41:17,391 --> 00:41:19,559 Have a wonderful evening. 576 00:41:21,645 --> 00:41:23,438 (SOUL MUSIC PLAYING) 577 00:41:24,523 --> 00:41:25,690 (LAUGHING) 578 00:41:26,066 --> 00:41:31,446 Eleven eighty-four. Oh, babe. I gotta play that number. 579 00:41:33,574 --> 00:41:35,241 I'm gonna go wash up. 580 00:41:42,082 --> 00:41:46,419 I'll tell you, after a meal like that, what I could use is a nice piece of ass. 581 00:41:46,587 --> 00:41:49,631 Who knows, maybe I'll call down, have them send one up to the room. 582 00:41:49,798 --> 00:41:52,300 Why don't you just fuck yourself, save a little money. 583 00:41:52,468 --> 00:41:54,552 - What's your problem? - Stop trying to bait me. 584 00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:57,764 - You know what my fucking problem is. - No. Why don't you tell me? 585 00:41:57,932 --> 00:41:59,682 You want me to tell you? Fine. 586 00:41:59,850 --> 00:42:05,104 Steaks, 3-pound lobsters, shrimp fucking cocktails you made everybody get. 587 00:42:05,272 --> 00:42:08,358 On top of everything else, you send those skanks a bottle of Cristal? 588 00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:11,236 I was being a gentleman. You ought to try it some time. 589 00:42:11,403 --> 00:42:14,531 Not to mention the lyonnaise fucking potatoes you didn't even touch. 590 00:42:14,698 --> 00:42:17,075 - What? I lost my appetite. - Fuck you. 591 00:42:17,243 --> 00:42:18,117 (DOOR OPENING) 592 00:42:18,285 --> 00:42:19,953 - Excuse me? - You fucking heard me. 593 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:23,122 I'm telling you, I don't give a fuck anymore who you're related to. 594 00:42:23,290 --> 00:42:26,960 Go ahead, Paulie. Go for it. Your big fucking moment! 595 00:42:28,462 --> 00:42:30,463 - You little fuck. - Excuse me, gentlemen. 596 00:42:30,631 --> 00:42:32,465 Was there a problem with the service? 597 00:42:32,633 --> 00:42:35,635 - What are you talking about? - You left me $16, sir. 598 00:42:35,803 --> 00:42:38,763 - Perhaps you miscounted. - There's 1200 bucks in there. 599 00:42:38,931 --> 00:42:42,850 That's correct, and the bill was $1184. 600 00:42:43,018 --> 00:42:45,478 Assuming you don't tip on tax or alcohol, 15 percent... 601 00:42:45,646 --> 00:42:47,605 I'm tapped out. 602 00:42:48,357 --> 00:42:50,400 You think this job is easy? 603 00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:53,403 - I have kids. - Then go back inside before you get hurt. 604 00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:56,489 - I have a goddamn family to support. - Fuck off. 605 00:42:56,657 --> 00:43:00,827 Yeah, right. Go piss it away at blackjack, fucking assholes. 606 00:43:00,995 --> 00:43:02,996 What'd you say? 607 00:43:04,248 --> 00:43:05,748 (LOUD SMACK) 608 00:43:06,667 --> 00:43:08,835 What do you got to say now? 609 00:43:13,966 --> 00:43:16,092 Chrissy, he's fucked up. 610 00:43:17,636 --> 00:43:20,346 Don't have medicine they're supposed to take, these assholes? 611 00:43:20,681 --> 00:43:21,764 I don't know. 612 00:43:23,017 --> 00:43:26,853 - He'll say we hit him with a brick. - Still going, this asshole. 613 00:43:34,028 --> 00:43:36,529 That's my money, Paulie. 614 00:44:05,309 --> 00:44:06,601 (DOOR OPENING) 615 00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:12,398 - How's he doing? - I love him so much, and I can't do shit. 616 00:44:16,862 --> 00:44:19,030 We're all praying for him. 617 00:44:22,951 --> 00:44:25,745 You know, you were another son to him. 618 00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:33,795 (CELL RINGING) 619 00:44:38,300 --> 00:44:40,843 - Yeah? - You get some sleep? 620 00:44:41,011 --> 00:44:43,429 - A little. You know. - Fucked up, huh? 621 00:44:44,264 --> 00:44:47,392 - What are you gonna do? - I'm not too worried about the cops. 622 00:44:47,559 --> 00:44:49,018 Nobody knows us down there. 623 00:44:50,854 --> 00:44:53,856 The reason I called, let's bury the hatchet, you and me. 624 00:44:54,024 --> 00:44:57,610 - All this bullshit with us. - I know. I know, it's stupid. 625 00:44:57,778 --> 00:45:01,781 Life's too short, Chrissy. You can't waste it fighting with your friends. 626 00:45:01,949 --> 00:45:03,908 Look what could've happened last night. 627 00:45:04,076 --> 00:45:06,953 One of us could've got hurt, or even killed, for chrissake. 628 00:45:07,121 --> 00:45:08,162 I know. 629 00:45:08,330 --> 00:45:11,416 You're special to me, you know. Always have been. 630 00:45:11,583 --> 00:45:13,793 You too, Paulie, to me. 631 00:45:14,795 --> 00:45:18,423 - We'll split the tab. - I'm sorry, Paulie. 632 00:45:19,133 --> 00:45:23,177 I apologize too, kid. I'll talk to you later. 633 00:45:32,813 --> 00:45:38,276 When you say that, you make me feel less than. 634 00:45:41,864 --> 00:45:44,198 Next week, everyone. 635 00:45:54,334 --> 00:45:56,085 Good luck. 636 00:45:57,463 --> 00:46:00,840 - I'm going out of town next week. - Okay. 637 00:46:02,342 --> 00:46:03,885 - Good night. - Bye. 638 00:46:10,142 --> 00:46:11,934 Anthony. 639 00:46:13,687 --> 00:46:16,355 - Hello. - Hey. 640 00:46:16,523 --> 00:46:18,983 A friend of mine had these. 641 00:46:21,487 --> 00:46:23,613 I'll see you next week. 642 00:46:28,827 --> 00:46:31,245 I was saying, a friend had these and couldn't use them. 643 00:46:31,413 --> 00:46:34,874 I figured, well, maybe we could. 644 00:46:35,626 --> 00:46:39,462 Tickets. Bermuda. Lodging at the Elbow Beach Hotel. 645 00:46:43,050 --> 00:46:45,551 I turn down a wonderful dinner invitation... 646 00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:48,554 ...and you think I'll go away with you? 647 00:46:49,181 --> 00:46:51,724 Well, the guy couldn't use them, and he gave them to me. 648 00:46:51,892 --> 00:46:54,060 What do you want me to do, throw them away? 649 00:46:56,897 --> 00:47:00,399 Come on, I'm breaking out the big guns here. 650 00:47:00,567 --> 00:47:02,902 You're turning me into half a stalker. 651 00:47:06,698 --> 00:47:11,619 Listen, Anthony, I'm... I'm not going to go out with you, okay? 652 00:47:11,787 --> 00:47:15,706 And it's not because you're unattractive or I don't think I'd have a good time. 653 00:47:15,874 --> 00:47:18,960 It's just something I'm not going to do. 654 00:47:19,127 --> 00:47:21,254 And I would like you to respect my decision. 655 00:47:21,713 --> 00:47:26,175 And just try to feel that I know what's right for me. 656 00:47:28,637 --> 00:47:30,388 Okay? 657 00:47:38,564 --> 00:47:44,110 But it's not just the psychiatric-ethic stuff, is it? 658 00:47:44,987 --> 00:47:48,990 I wanna preserve the option for you that you could come back to our work... 659 00:47:49,157 --> 00:47:50,658 ...if you wish... 660 00:47:50,826 --> 00:47:53,411 ...and that we could pick up where we've left off. 661 00:47:53,579 --> 00:47:57,790 - I don't think you get this. I want you. - And that's very flattering to me. 662 00:47:57,958 --> 00:48:00,960 - I'm not interested in flattering you. - I know you're not. 663 00:48:01,628 --> 00:48:03,671 All right, then what is it? Okay? What is it? 664 00:48:03,839 --> 00:48:07,967 Just help me understand it, okay? 665 00:48:12,598 --> 00:48:18,978 You know, Anthony, during therapy, I... I never judged you or your behavior. 666 00:48:19,313 --> 00:48:23,649 - It's not the place of a therapist to do so. - All right, I get all this. Go, go. 667 00:48:25,277 --> 00:48:29,488 In a personal relationship, I don't think I could sit silent. 668 00:48:31,617 --> 00:48:33,326 About what? 669 00:48:35,495 --> 00:48:41,250 - Our values are just very different. - You don't like my values? 670 00:48:41,418 --> 00:48:43,628 - Honestly? - Yeah. 671 00:48:45,380 --> 00:48:47,173 No. 672 00:48:50,135 --> 00:48:52,637 Okay. Like what? 673 00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:56,849 - It's getting late... - No, no, no. 674 00:48:57,017 --> 00:48:58,851 Come on, it's okay. It's okay. 675 00:49:03,023 --> 00:49:07,109 Well, you're not a truthful person. 676 00:49:08,612 --> 00:49:12,698 You're not respectful of women. You're not really respectful of people. 677 00:49:12,866 --> 00:49:15,785 - I don't love people? - Maybe you love them, I don't know. 678 00:49:15,953 --> 00:49:19,497 You take what you want from them by force or the threat of force. 679 00:49:19,873 --> 00:49:24,877 I couldn't live like that. I couldn't bear witness to violence or... 680 00:49:25,045 --> 00:49:26,921 Fuck you! 681 00:49:30,384 --> 00:49:31,884 You're a fucking cunt! 682 00:49:50,821 --> 00:49:51,904 Ohh. 683 00:49:58,245 --> 00:50:02,248 - How come Benny's not outside? - He just got here. He's going out. 684 00:50:04,042 --> 00:50:05,251 Where is he? 685 00:50:05,419 --> 00:50:08,087 He's in your office, on the phone with his girlfriend. 686 00:50:12,634 --> 00:50:14,802 Hey, Ton, how's it going? 687 00:50:16,430 --> 00:50:20,016 - You can take the night off. I'll spell you. - No, no, no, Ton, that's all right. 688 00:50:20,183 --> 00:50:23,144 - It's okay, really. - I'll take over, okay, for tonight. 689 00:50:23,311 --> 00:50:28,232 - Okay, well, night, Mrs. S. - Good night, Benny. Thank you. 690 00:51:31,630 --> 00:51:33,089 (SLIDING DOOR) 691 00:51:33,673 --> 00:51:37,259 - You want coffee? - No. 692 00:51:45,352 --> 00:51:49,313 (COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING) 57773

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