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It ain't over. 8 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:18,262 Somebody's gonna get something they ain't expecting. 9 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:30,816 Have a bite... 10 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:39,241 (DOG YELPING) 11 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:50,127 Look out, here he comes! 12 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:51,837 (DOOR BELL) 13 00:02:59,762 --> 00:03:01,972 - Where's Furio? - He couldn't get a flight... 14 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:04,600 ...out of Rome in time, so I'm driving again today. 15 00:03:04,767 --> 00:03:07,728 Come on in. He'll be right down. 16 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:25,120 No coffee, I gotta go. Okay? 17 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:31,501 - What the hell'd you do to your hair? - I cut it. What do you think? 18 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:36,173 We agreed you'd talk to me first if you were gonna do something to your hair. 19 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:38,634 What do you think of it? 20 00:03:41,679 --> 00:03:43,805 - It's short. - Good, he eats his carrots. 21 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:49,061 - Makes you look younger. - Benny's waiting for you. 22 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:53,815 All right. Come here. 23 00:03:55,526 --> 00:03:58,362 You fat honey-dripper! Come up with the rest of our money... 24 00:03:58,529 --> 00:04:01,031 ...or I'll strip the lard off your ugly... 25 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:04,826 Pretty. 26 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:08,664 Pretty, pretty. 27 00:04:09,415 --> 00:04:11,375 Pretty, pretty, pretty. 28 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:15,170 Cosette? Come on, Mommy. 29 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:17,381 Let's go for a walk. 30 00:04:17,548 --> 00:04:19,633 Cosette? 31 00:04:20,885 --> 00:04:23,387 - Where's the dog? - You shut the TV? 32 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:27,724 Where's the dog? 33 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:32,104 Oh, my God! Cosette? 34 00:04:32,313 --> 00:04:34,523 - What? - Christopher! 35 00:04:34,732 --> 00:04:37,192 She's not breathing! Her neck feels broken. 36 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:41,321 - What the fuck? - Oh, my God, she's dead! 37 00:04:43,491 --> 00:04:46,368 - I fell asleep. - What? 38 00:04:46,536 --> 00:04:48,870 She must've crawled under there for warmth. 39 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:51,248 Are you fucking crazy? 40 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:53,250 You fucking killed her! 41 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:55,460 I didn't kill her. I must've sat on her. 42 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:58,880 Oh, jeez. Oh, my poor baby. 43 00:04:59,048 --> 00:05:02,551 I'm sorry. It was an accident, for chrissake. 44 00:05:04,595 --> 00:05:06,847 She shouldn't be on the furniture. 45 00:05:07,056 --> 00:05:09,933 It's because you were fucking high, Christopher. 46 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:15,772 You and your fucking smack. Fuck! And lifestyle. 47 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:17,566 I'll get you another dog. 48 00:05:17,775 --> 00:05:19,609 I don't want another dog. 49 00:05:19,694 --> 00:05:20,360 (WEEPING) 50 00:05:23,948 --> 00:05:25,282 Four in the side. 51 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:27,659 One up the ass. 52 00:05:32,915 --> 00:05:34,541 So nobody's heard from Ralph? 53 00:05:34,917 --> 00:05:37,461 I'm starting to worry, Ton. 54 00:05:37,628 --> 00:05:40,672 - I'll call him again. - Try the gay man's choir. 55 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:43,300 I read they were having tryouts today. 56 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:46,303 Three ball, far corner. 57 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:48,221 Son of a bitch! 58 00:05:48,389 --> 00:05:49,765 Hey, Chrissy. 59 00:05:49,932 --> 00:05:51,850 Where you been? 60 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:55,687 This was in the mail for you outside, Tony. UPS. 61 00:05:56,272 --> 00:05:58,482 - What's going on? - He's calling Ralph. 62 00:05:58,691 --> 00:06:01,068 Leave a message and leave your phone number. 63 00:06:01,235 --> 00:06:04,363 With my schedule, I cannot look up phone numbers. 64 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:06,156 Answering machine again. 65 00:06:06,574 --> 00:06:08,992 You're up, T. 66 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:11,661 How you doing? Feeling all right? 67 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:14,706 Me? Yeah. Great. 68 00:06:23,424 --> 00:06:25,092 Oh, fuck. 69 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:28,220 What's that, Ton? 70 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:31,807 That's Tony and Ralph's horse, Pie-O-My. 71 00:06:34,852 --> 00:06:38,438 Where you going? Ton? It's your shot. 72 00:06:38,606 --> 00:06:40,524 What are you doing? 73 00:06:40,691 --> 00:06:43,902 That's a forfeit. That's our money. 74 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:49,950 (NUMBERS BEING PUNCHED IN) 75 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:54,579 - Bing. - Get rid of that fucking picture. 76 00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:57,332 - What, you don't wanna...? - You hear me? Burn it! 77 00:06:57,542 --> 00:07:00,585 I never wanna see the fucking thing again! 78 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:21,606 (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 79 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:26,695 What? 80 00:07:31,909 --> 00:07:34,077 (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 81 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:48,758 What's with Ralph? Fucking Bermuda Triangle? 82 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:51,970 This shit with his kid. He's probably down in the bunker. 83 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:55,765 I'll tell you, if I didn't know better... 84 00:07:57,226 --> 00:08:00,520 - We're off the record here, Albert. - We're off the record? 85 00:08:00,688 --> 00:08:02,647 It's Tony. 86 00:08:05,401 --> 00:08:07,319 What? Am I wrong? 87 00:08:07,528 --> 00:08:09,988 Honestly, I don't know. 88 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:14,534 Take a leak. 89 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:23,126 This is bad, my friend. I mean, don't get me wrong. 90 00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:25,837 I wouldn't piss on this Ralph if he was on fire. 91 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:28,924 But to whack the guy over a horse? How fucked up is that? 92 00:08:29,133 --> 00:08:31,885 If it can happen to him, it can happen to any of us. 93 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:35,055 And what's next? You get clipped for wearing the wrong shoes? 94 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:38,683 What can you do? Tony's the boss. Centuries of tradition here. 95 00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:44,606 Exactly my point. If Tony did do this, whack Ralph, over a fucking horse... 96 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:48,902 ...that guy'd be the first guy on line to pull his fucking plug. 97 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:52,280 (LIFE SUPPORT SYSTEM BEEPING) 98 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:08,588 (DOOR OPENING) 99 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:12,467 - Tony. - Ronnie, hey. 100 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:15,887 I think Justin recognized me a few minutes ago. 101 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:17,472 (RUSTLING OF ENVELOPE) 102 00:09:20,768 --> 00:09:21,935 Thank you. 103 00:09:22,019 --> 00:09:23,019 (DOOR BELL) 104 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:34,155 Come in, come in. He's getting dressed. 105 00:09:34,323 --> 00:09:37,033 I'll wait in the car. 106 00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:41,663 Well, welcome back. 107 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:44,040 I bring presents. 108 00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:46,876 Really? That is so sweet. 109 00:09:47,336 --> 00:09:52,257 Also, for the grownups, I bring some of my uncle's wine, but it's come later. 110 00:09:52,466 --> 00:09:54,259 I just made some coffee. You sure? 111 00:09:54,468 --> 00:09:57,971 Thank you, but I wait in the car. 112 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:44,768 (DOOR CLOSING) 113 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:56,279 What's the matter with you? 114 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:59,658 I'm sad for my father. 115 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:02,619 All right, but you gotta get over it. 116 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,122 (DOOR CLOSING) 117 00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:11,294 So I unwrap the paper, and there she is... 118 00:11:11,545 --> 00:11:12,587 (BREATHING HEAVY) 119 00:11:12,963 --> 00:11:15,965 ...with her head held high and her ears perked up. 120 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:19,177 And there I am smiling. 121 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:22,847 What happened then? 122 00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:31,648 Still, I gotta be the sad clown for my friends, my family. 123 00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,233 You know, a brave front. 124 00:11:33,442 --> 00:11:36,653 I've heard you describe yourself this way. 125 00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:38,863 The sad clown. 126 00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:40,865 I've never seen it. 127 00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:44,077 Carmela also painted a very different picture. 128 00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:45,745 What do you mean? 129 00:11:45,913 --> 00:11:49,165 Volatile, punching the walls... 130 00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:53,086 ...compulsive, gorging on food. 131 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:57,006 Kind of a far cry from the seltzer bottle and bicycle horn. 132 00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:58,550 Well, I'm sorry. 133 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,678 Maybe you'd like Carmela to be in here if I'm so obnoxious. 134 00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:05,557 What I'm trying to establish is your response to sadness... 135 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,976 ...is usually rage, not humor. 136 00:12:08,185 --> 00:12:10,228 You two don't have to trouble yourselves... 137 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:11,980 ...because I doubled my dosage. 138 00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:15,608 I don't want you taking 80 milligrams of Prozac. 139 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:18,778 You kick it up to 80 for a week, 10 days... 140 00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:21,906 ...just to pull back on the stick, get the nose up... 141 00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:25,827 ...then you duck back down to 40 before the limp-dick thing sets in. 142 00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:29,122 One, that's ineffective. 143 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:32,834 Two, it's not a treatment for grief. 144 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,132 Let's get back to Pie-O-My. 145 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:42,177 It's sad that you've lost something that you love. 146 00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:47,557 - That being said, it is a horse. - What the fuck is the matter with you? 147 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:51,978 The only other time you've become this emotional in here... 148 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,646 ...it was those ducks. 149 00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:57,150 That was different. That was a whole different thing. They were ducks. 150 00:12:57,318 --> 00:13:01,780 Is it different? You haven't grieved in this way for people. 151 00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:03,823 Your mother, your best friend. 152 00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:06,326 Can't I just be sad for a horse... 153 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:11,372 ...without some touchy-feely- Freudian-shit component to it? 154 00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:15,835 When it was the ducks, it embodied feelings of dread about your family... 155 00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:18,087 ...that something terrible was gonna happen. 156 00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:20,590 It's just the miserable way she died. 157 00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:23,676 It just makes me wonder what kind of toilet world we live in. 158 00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:26,304 Friend of the family, little boy... 159 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:29,516 ...shot with an arrow, cuts off the flow of blood to his brain. 160 00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:31,810 - Oh, no. - Thirteen years old! 161 00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:34,771 He's gonna live, but he's never gonna be right. 162 00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:36,606 How awful for the parents. 163 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,233 Yeah. 164 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:43,738 My nephew, I love that kid like I love my son. 165 00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:48,535 But I think he's got a drug problem, heroin. 166 00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:53,248 And it kills me just to say it because I got so many hopes tied up in this kid. 167 00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:54,707 This is Christopher. 168 00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:58,211 And this 9/11 shit. I don't know, this shit that's going on everywhere. 169 00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,755 It's like some asshole is stalking the human race. 170 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:04,509 Anthony, do any of your associates think about any of this? 171 00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:07,262 I don't know. We don't talk about it. 172 00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:08,680 (BLOWING NOSE) 173 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,059 (SNIFFS) 174 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:20,233 I know it's ridiculous, but I feel like the Reverend Rodney King Jr., you know? 175 00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,068 "Why can't we all just get along?" 176 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:25,989 - What's ridiculous about it? - Come on. Don't jerk me off. 177 00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:29,117 This is me you're talking to. 178 00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:33,246 You've caused much suffering yourself, haven't you? 179 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:43,381 My wife prays to God. 180 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:47,427 What kind of God does this shit? 181 00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:51,556 How about Carmine Lupertazzi? 182 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:54,559 Christopher talk about a dinner with him and Tony last July? 183 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,019 Nope. 184 00:14:56,186 --> 00:14:58,438 What's the matter, Adriana? 185 00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,773 You and Christopher arguing? 186 00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:03,526 It's a stressful time right before a wedding. 187 00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:05,612 A lot of guys get cold feet. 188 00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:08,615 He's fucking stoned on H all the time, okay? 189 00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:12,660 There. You happy? 190 00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:15,914 You know, we put you guys on the mailing list for Hazelden. 191 00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:19,918 That rehab shit? That's where all those brochures are coming from? From you? 192 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:23,713 Convince him he needs help, that he should be in rehab. 193 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:27,800 (POP MUSIC PLAYING IN BACKGROUND) 194 00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:31,888 Look at you with that little face. 195 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,186 (WEEPING) 196 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:46,903 These flat screens, I'll tell you, no glare, high definition. 197 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,614 I was watching On the Waterfront down at Sears. 198 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:53,117 Karl Malden's nose hairs looked like fucking BX cables. 199 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,790 Voice mail again. 200 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:03,628 Chrissy, we're down here waiting for the TVs. 201 00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:05,254 Let me ask you something. 202 00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:08,716 The other day, T with that picture. 203 00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:11,594 He looked like he was gonna cry. 204 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,765 And still no word from Ralph. 205 00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:20,269 Where the fuck is this kid? 206 00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:38,955 What do you want around here? 207 00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:42,083 - Can you do an eighth of scag? - Five hundred. 208 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,293 Yeah, wrap it up. 209 00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:46,045 Get the fuck out the car, bitch! 210 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,381 Motherfucker, you know who I am? 211 00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:50,591 Who the fuck is this? 212 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:53,928 (CAR SQUEALING OFF) 213 00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:56,055 You know who the fuck I'm with? 214 00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:59,183 You ain't no fucking cop, that's for sure. 215 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,561 The fuck you gonna do with that? 216 00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:03,855 Stick it up your mother's twat! 217 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,608 (SMACKING) 218 00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:16,159 Oh, goddamn it. 219 00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,077 What? 220 00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:22,206 Piece a shit, the cork, it got stuck in the bottle. 221 00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:24,917 - Homemade crap. - That somebody cared enough about... 222 00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:28,337 ...to carry all the way from the old country for you. 223 00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:34,093 What a fucking week. 224 00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:37,430 I talked to Ronnie, asked her if she's even heard from Ralph. 225 00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:41,976 Little fucking kid's got a respiratory infection now. 226 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:46,898 She just heard about Pie-O-My. She's sick about it. 227 00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:51,944 Hello? We're talking about Justin here. 228 00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:56,199 Sorry, I was thinking about my mother, her skin condition. 229 00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:06,626 Oh, my God. Did I forget to take that out? 230 00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:08,795 What's wrong with you? 231 00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:11,506 Anyway, Ma, Dad's right. 232 00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:14,675 It's not a bad drive. It's interstate all the way up to Boston. 233 00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:17,053 If you don't wanna accompany me, fine. 234 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,138 Your sister can come up from Florida. 235 00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:21,224 Come on, she's not gonna do that. 236 00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:23,142 Of course I'll go. 237 00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:28,189 Did she tell you, Hugh? My horse died. 238 00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:30,108 Pie-O-My. 239 00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:32,944 - Oh, that's too bad. - God, this wine. 240 00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:34,987 There was a fire at the stables. 241 00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:38,449 She had to be destroyed. You should've seen her. 242 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,326 String beans, Hugh? 243 00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:42,745 (DOOR BELL) 244 00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:46,791 Oh, my God. Baby, what happened? 245 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,168 He got jacked by some spics. 246 00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:51,379 They took his ride, his fucking watch too. 247 00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,965 Jesus Christ, the Cartier? 248 00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,219 Christopher, you're bleeding. 249 00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:01,264 - Stop touching it. - Oh, my God, baby. 250 00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:03,474 Listen, you think I could get some money? 251 00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:05,143 What? 252 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:09,272 - Who are you? - Eddie. From down the park. 253 00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:10,815 He's good people, Adriana. 254 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,985 I took him home. He was fucked up, but I straightened him out. 255 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,779 - He owes me 30 bucks. - Get the fuck out of here. 256 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,573 - What? - Adriana. 257 00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:20,867 Get out of my house. 258 00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:25,204 - Don't stiff me on this, man. - Get out! 259 00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:29,208 What's the matter with you? Guy's my friend. 260 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,460 That's your friend? 261 00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:39,218 Hazelden? What's this? 262 00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:41,512 It came for you, in the mail. 263 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,848 Recovery? 264 00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:45,558 (SLAP) 265 00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:48,811 You put me on a mailing list for junkies now, huh? 266 00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:54,317 Where do you get your balls, huh? Where? 267 00:20:06,121 --> 00:20:06,704 (DOOR SLAMMING) 268 00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:10,082 Oh, oh! What are you doing? 269 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,835 What? Sil said torch it. 270 00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:17,798 A classy piece like this? 271 00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:20,635 Horse with the trees, wooden frame. 272 00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:22,803 Twenty-five to 30 G's at a minimum. 273 00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:26,766 Yeah, I think it was Tony said he wanted it burnt, Paulie, specifically. 274 00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:30,102 - Put it in my car. I'll take it home. - All right. 275 00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:33,022 It'd be an honor to hang his picture in my house. 276 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:36,192 Tony, can you come down here, please? 277 00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:38,444 What? 278 00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:41,030 What's the matter? 279 00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:48,955 - What happened? - Your nephew. 280 00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:51,499 Christopher did this? 281 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:55,044 He hit you? What for? 282 00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:57,630 - What's the difference, Tony? - He was high. 283 00:20:57,798 --> 00:21:00,675 Little prick. I'm gonna wring his fucking neck. Where is he? 284 00:21:00,842 --> 00:21:03,052 He's been using drugs. Heroin. 285 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,057 Yeah? 286 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:11,310 - Who's this? - You called me, maric�n. 287 00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:13,813 - Where's Christopher, asshole? - Fuck your mother. 288 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:16,399 Oh, his car was stolen by some Puerto Ricans. 289 00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:19,944 They took his cell phone too. I don't know what to do. 290 00:21:20,153 --> 00:21:22,655 I already packed a suitcase for my aunt's in Daytona. 291 00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:25,366 Take it easy. Don't do something you're gonna regret. 292 00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:27,368 Three weeks before their wedding. 293 00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:30,371 Maybe he needs to be in rehab. 294 00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:33,165 You can hire someone to do an intervention, apparently. 295 00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:36,544 Girls, come on. We're a family here. 296 00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:40,047 What, I gotta spell it out for you? 297 00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:48,306 Take it easy. Let me figure out how to handle this. 298 00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:51,684 Please, don't hurt him. 299 00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:54,020 Come here, honey. 300 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:19,128 (TV TURNING ON) 301 00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:24,175 At this stage, the fighters are getting closer and closer... 302 00:22:26,970 --> 00:22:29,680 Why am I always having to come here? 303 00:22:33,101 --> 00:22:34,518 Fur, hi. 304 00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:36,395 Carmela. 305 00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:38,356 Anthony, how you doing, man? 306 00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:40,232 Did we come at a bad time? 307 00:22:41,651 --> 00:22:43,694 The decorating ideas. 308 00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:46,238 Do you wanna come in? 309 00:22:50,118 --> 00:22:54,705 - I'm sorry for the mess. - Oh, please, this is nothing. 310 00:22:54,998 --> 00:22:58,709 So there is a page from Metropolitan Home. 311 00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:03,005 Now, wait till you see how a mirrored backsplash can amplify a room. 312 00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:07,343 You want something, something to drink? 313 00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:09,428 We gotta go. 314 00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:11,972 If you got a cup of coffee. 315 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:18,896 He loved that little man, by the way. 316 00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:22,191 Gobbetto. He's good luck. 317 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:27,029 Not that he remembered to thank you. And Meadow loved that book. 318 00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:31,117 You know, I feel bad. I didn't give you something. 319 00:23:31,284 --> 00:23:35,246 I bring something, but I forgot it when I left that morning. 320 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:42,503 Balsamic vinegar, 35 years from my sister's husband's family. 321 00:23:43,296 --> 00:23:45,589 Live in Modena. 322 00:23:50,053 --> 00:23:54,890 So aside from your dad, was it wonderful being back in Italy? 323 00:23:55,058 --> 00:23:58,352 Oh, it was wonderful, yeah. 324 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:01,564 Go home, see your friends, your family. 325 00:24:01,731 --> 00:24:03,941 I gotta be honest. 326 00:24:04,651 --> 00:24:06,986 It was not so nice. 327 00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:08,863 I don't belong there no more. 328 00:24:09,030 --> 00:24:12,116 - No? - Something change. 329 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:13,784 Maybe me. 330 00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:16,162 What do you mean? 331 00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:19,290 I'm like a visitor in my hometown. 332 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:22,001 Life went on without me. 333 00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:24,211 There is nothing there for me now. 334 00:24:24,379 --> 00:24:25,963 No special someone? 335 00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:29,467 I feel strange to live here also. 336 00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:32,136 Maybe I should never have come to America. 337 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:34,722 You've made such a nice life for yourself, though. 338 00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:37,558 You've got a wonderful home, a girlfriend. 339 00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:39,727 - No. - No? What do you mean, no? 340 00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:41,562 Jessica? 341 00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:50,070 I try to talk to her, but there is no communication... 342 00:24:50,238 --> 00:24:53,991 ...like with some people, you know what I mean? 343 00:24:56,286 --> 00:24:58,913 That's what love is built on. 344 00:24:59,372 --> 00:25:00,080 Si. 345 00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:07,046 So why did you come back? 346 00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:10,591 You said you'd take me to CompUSA, so I could get a new Magic Stick. 347 00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:12,343 And I will. 348 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:15,888 Yeah, well, I got stuff to do. I told you. 349 00:25:18,058 --> 00:25:20,309 Well, I better get going. 350 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:23,604 Thank you very much for the vinegar. 351 00:25:25,607 --> 00:25:27,191 (KETTLE WHISTLING) 352 00:25:35,408 --> 00:25:36,700 (CELLAR DOOR SLAMMING) 353 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:39,328 Hello? 354 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:46,585 Where's Bronco? She jump ship already? 355 00:25:46,753 --> 00:25:48,963 She's in hospital for a while. 356 00:25:49,130 --> 00:25:51,340 - Cyst. - Yeah? 357 00:25:52,592 --> 00:25:55,636 Where's the old fart? I gotta talk to him. 358 00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:59,265 It's his afternoon nap. You want me to wake him? 359 00:25:59,683 --> 00:26:02,518 No, give him a while. 360 00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:06,605 Want some wine? 361 00:26:06,773 --> 00:26:09,775 From Furio's uncle in Italy? 362 00:26:14,698 --> 00:26:18,242 He says they had a lot of sun in this year. 363 00:26:18,743 --> 00:26:20,578 Salute. 364 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,626 It needs ice. 365 00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:35,843 I'm gonna watch the Bloomberg. 366 00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:47,229 - What's all that? - I'm making a website for my business. 367 00:26:48,898 --> 00:26:50,774 - You know how to do that? - No cable. 368 00:26:50,942 --> 00:26:55,070 I'm going to pay somebody 35 bucks an hour? 369 00:26:55,238 --> 00:26:57,698 I stuck, I call Bill. 370 00:26:58,158 --> 00:27:00,284 You got married yet? 371 00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:04,204 Maybe when he gets back from Port St. Lucie. 372 00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:08,000 The baseball spring training for his Mets. 373 00:27:10,253 --> 00:27:12,171 That Bill's a lucky man. 374 00:27:14,215 --> 00:27:18,010 You Russians, you got all the angles. You come over here, you bust your ass. 375 00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:20,679 People are people. 376 00:27:21,723 --> 00:27:25,434 Well, look at you. You got every excuse to be in the bottle... 377 00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:29,396 ...and here you are designing websites. 378 00:27:29,564 --> 00:27:31,315 What do you mean? What excuse? 379 00:27:33,193 --> 00:27:35,778 - Well, your... - No, what? 380 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,615 Come on, you know, that... 381 00:27:39,824 --> 00:27:41,784 My leg. 382 00:27:41,951 --> 00:27:43,661 Of course. 383 00:27:43,828 --> 00:27:46,372 I don't think of it right away. 384 00:27:50,293 --> 00:27:51,960 There are worse things. 385 00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:54,630 Countdown timer with automatic shut-off. 386 00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:57,383 Simply put your food in, set the timer and walk away. 387 00:27:57,550 --> 00:28:00,177 Your new George Foreman Grill will tell you exactly... 388 00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:03,514 ...when your food is grilled to perfection. 389 00:28:03,723 --> 00:28:05,724 This grill does all the work for you. 390 00:28:05,892 --> 00:28:09,520 With my exclusive 20-minute digital countdown timer with auto... 391 00:28:09,729 --> 00:28:12,398 Heroin? You got only one option. 392 00:28:12,607 --> 00:28:17,528 A dog you love catches rabies, you put her out of its misery, Anthony. 393 00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:21,740 Salute. 394 00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:34,628 So, what do I do, Uncle Jun? 395 00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:38,674 The feds get him in this condition, who knows what he's liable to say? 396 00:28:38,883 --> 00:28:41,301 You go on trial like me, you won't sleep at night. 397 00:28:41,511 --> 00:28:44,430 All the more reason to clean him up. 398 00:28:45,473 --> 00:28:46,557 (SIGHS) 399 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:49,685 Still, he's a... 400 00:28:49,853 --> 00:28:52,604 He's a major liability. If it were anybody else... 401 00:28:56,025 --> 00:28:58,610 Reminds me of people's feet. 402 00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:05,576 I don't know if I can do that other thing. 403 00:29:06,202 --> 00:29:07,870 Dominic Palladino, you remember him? 404 00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:09,955 B and E guy, a real juicer. 405 00:29:10,165 --> 00:29:14,126 Well, he's in AA now. I thought maybe I'd give him a call. 406 00:29:14,919 --> 00:29:17,129 They can treat this shit nowadays. 407 00:29:17,338 --> 00:29:20,549 Me with the competency hearings. You with the head shrinkers. 408 00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:23,093 This one in rehab now. 409 00:29:28,641 --> 00:29:31,769 I was so upset when he didn't bring me a present back from Italy. 410 00:29:31,936 --> 00:29:33,854 He got something for A.J. and for Meadow. 411 00:29:34,564 --> 00:29:37,858 He gave me some vinegar, but I don't think it was meant for me. 412 00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:40,235 It must've meant something that he felt bad. 413 00:29:40,403 --> 00:29:42,946 Carmela, you sound like you're 15 years old. 414 00:29:43,114 --> 00:29:45,032 I say I'm helping him decorate. 415 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,951 I bring A.J. with me. Now even he smells a rat. 416 00:29:48,161 --> 00:29:52,331 Carmela, if Tony suspects one iota, you know what'll happen to Furio. 417 00:29:52,499 --> 00:29:55,667 These guys are living in a different century. 418 00:29:55,835 --> 00:29:57,544 It didn't stop you. 419 00:29:57,712 --> 00:29:59,421 Steve at the gym? 420 00:29:59,589 --> 00:30:03,258 I felt so guilty all the time, the lies and the sneaking. 421 00:30:03,426 --> 00:30:07,638 It took Jackie going in the hospital to get me to stop. 422 00:30:07,931 --> 00:30:09,431 We haven't slept together yet. 423 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:11,308 You're not fucking him? 424 00:30:11,476 --> 00:30:14,436 So this isn't really real. 425 00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:16,897 It is real. 426 00:30:17,106 --> 00:30:18,816 We communicate. 427 00:30:18,983 --> 00:30:21,443 He looks at me like I'm beautiful. 428 00:30:21,611 --> 00:30:24,363 He thinks I'm interesting when I talk. 429 00:30:24,531 --> 00:30:29,743 Just those few minutes when we see each other, I live for those. 430 00:30:30,119 --> 00:30:34,540 I feel like my life is slipping through my fingers, that I will never be happy. 431 00:30:34,707 --> 00:30:37,292 If you haven't slept with him yet, don't. 432 00:30:37,460 --> 00:30:40,879 And don't go over there anymore. 433 00:30:54,644 --> 00:30:55,936 We're all here? 434 00:30:56,980 --> 00:30:58,355 Good afternoon. 435 00:30:58,523 --> 00:31:01,233 For those of you who don't know me, my name is Dominic... 436 00:31:01,401 --> 00:31:04,486 ...and I'm an alcoholic and an addict. Don't forget "scumbag." 437 00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:08,031 As some of you obviously don't know... 438 00:31:08,199 --> 00:31:11,368 ...I've also been in recovery now going on four years. 439 00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:15,122 I joined AA in prison, and frankly, it saved my life. 440 00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:19,835 Okay, now, we're all here today because we have one thing in common. 441 00:31:20,003 --> 00:31:23,255 Not only do we share a certain background and culture... 442 00:31:23,423 --> 00:31:26,967 ...we also care about Chris and wanna help him with his heroin addiction. 443 00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:31,763 Now, any one of you guys been involved in an intervention before? 444 00:31:39,272 --> 00:31:42,149 We caught our daughter smoking pot once but... 445 00:31:42,358 --> 00:31:44,318 - Not really. No. - No problem. 446 00:31:44,527 --> 00:31:47,613 An intervention is a nonjudgmental confrontation. 447 00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:51,408 A "care-frontation," we call it. 448 00:31:51,618 --> 00:31:54,661 What I need from you guys is to make a list of specific times... 449 00:31:54,829 --> 00:31:59,291 ...where Christopher's drug use impacted on you directly. 450 00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:02,753 For example... Adriana, is it? 451 00:32:03,171 --> 00:32:04,963 You might say something like this: 452 00:32:05,131 --> 00:32:09,468 "Christopher, last Monday you came home from work high and belligerent... 453 00:32:09,636 --> 00:32:12,763 ...and you were physically abusive to me." 454 00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:15,057 What if he's high when we try to talk to him? 455 00:32:15,266 --> 00:32:18,852 Then we wait till he's sober. At my first intervention, Steven Patrano... 456 00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:21,772 ...waited 10 hours for me to sober up. Your first? 457 00:32:21,981 --> 00:32:24,149 In 1997, I suffered a relapse. 458 00:32:24,317 --> 00:32:28,528 As in heroin addiction, alcoholics suffer a fairly high recidivism rate. 459 00:32:28,738 --> 00:32:32,407 Great. So he's taking advice from a two-time loser. 460 00:32:32,867 --> 00:32:35,827 There are no losers in recovery. 461 00:32:36,537 --> 00:32:39,373 Actually, I never really met Ralph's kid. 462 00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:42,084 I saw him once from a distance, though. 463 00:32:42,251 --> 00:32:44,795 Handsome boy. 464 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:48,632 He's got a long struggle ahead of him, that's for sure. 465 00:32:48,925 --> 00:32:53,261 Doctors, rehab, physical therapy. 466 00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:59,142 I think I'm gonna have the medallions of veal. 467 00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:06,984 (SEA GULLS) 468 00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:15,367 What's up you make me late for a table at Tavern on the Green? 469 00:33:15,576 --> 00:33:18,161 - How's the real-estate business? - Excuse me? 470 00:33:18,371 --> 00:33:22,624 You know, HUD, Garside Street, you, Ralph, Zellman. 471 00:33:23,876 --> 00:33:26,378 Zellman tell you this? 472 00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:29,965 No, Carmine doesn't know anything about this yet, Tony. 473 00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:33,135 I'm giving you an opportunity to cut a deal and make it right. 474 00:33:33,344 --> 00:33:37,097 Last time, Frelinghuysen Avenue, I cut you in out of friendship, but it's over. 475 00:33:37,265 --> 00:33:40,225 You got nothing coming to you. You or Carmine. 476 00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:43,979 You sure you wanna go down this road, Tony? 477 00:33:50,528 --> 00:33:51,820 (ENGINE STARTS UP) 478 00:34:02,665 --> 00:34:06,043 How much to paint a different suit on him, change his face a little? 479 00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:09,046 - Pardon me? - Why throw it away? 480 00:34:09,213 --> 00:34:10,589 A stronger chin maybe? 481 00:34:11,090 --> 00:34:13,759 I was thinking like those paintings in the courthouse. 482 00:34:13,926 --> 00:34:17,804 Something classy, you know, like a Revolutionary War general. 483 00:34:17,972 --> 00:34:20,849 Napoleon and his horse. That kind of thing. 484 00:34:21,017 --> 00:34:23,643 He's rather portly to be Napoleon. 485 00:34:23,811 --> 00:34:27,981 Not Napoleon exactly, like Napoleon. 486 00:34:28,816 --> 00:34:30,442 (DOOR OPENING) 487 00:34:31,110 --> 00:34:34,237 Sit down, sit down, sit down. Relax. 488 00:34:37,617 --> 00:34:39,910 What's going on, Ton? 489 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:44,498 I think I know what happened to Ralph, and if I'm right... 490 00:34:44,665 --> 00:34:47,375 ...he ain't coming back. 491 00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:53,173 - It was New York. - Johnny Sack? 492 00:34:53,341 --> 00:34:55,300 What was it? The fat joke? 493 00:34:55,510 --> 00:34:57,260 I'm sure that didn't help. 494 00:34:57,804 --> 00:34:59,971 Carmine. 495 00:35:00,515 --> 00:35:02,641 This HUD thing, they wanted a piece of it. 496 00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:06,478 I think they confronted Ralph, things went sour. 497 00:35:06,979 --> 00:35:09,481 - What'd he say, John? - Wasn't what he said so much... 498 00:35:09,649 --> 00:35:12,567 ...as what he didn't say. We're talking about New York. 499 00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:16,321 Before we do anything, in terms of payback... 500 00:35:16,531 --> 00:35:20,492 ...you go to your people. I want a full investigation. 501 00:35:20,660 --> 00:35:23,995 Nobody makes a move till we know what happened. 502 00:35:24,205 --> 00:35:25,831 You understand? 503 00:35:29,919 --> 00:35:31,294 What the fuck? 504 00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:37,134 - What's going on? - Have a seat. 505 00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:40,178 Christopher, hey, I'm Dominic. 506 00:35:40,346 --> 00:35:41,847 I know you don't know me but... 507 00:35:42,014 --> 00:35:44,891 Yeah, you're the guy who broke into Stew Leonard's that time. 508 00:35:45,059 --> 00:35:47,686 You stole all those pork loins. 509 00:35:47,854 --> 00:35:51,606 Yeah, but that's not why I'm here today. 510 00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:54,151 We're here to talk about your drug problem. 511 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,528 What? 512 00:35:56,737 --> 00:35:58,655 Jesus Christ, you fucking kidding me? 513 00:35:58,823 --> 00:36:01,158 Sorry, baby, please. 514 00:36:01,325 --> 00:36:02,993 No, fuck this shit. 515 00:36:03,202 --> 00:36:06,037 You were told once. Now, sit down. 516 00:36:06,622 --> 00:36:08,373 Sit down. 517 00:36:21,220 --> 00:36:23,889 Ma? Jesus. 518 00:36:28,936 --> 00:36:31,563 Christopher, this won't be easy for any of us. 519 00:36:31,981 --> 00:36:36,067 But I want you to know that we're here today because we care about you. 520 00:36:36,235 --> 00:36:38,486 What was this, your idea? 521 00:36:38,696 --> 00:36:41,573 All we ask is that you listen. 522 00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:45,535 Adriana, you wanna begin? 523 00:36:50,666 --> 00:36:52,000 (DEEP BREATH) 524 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:54,961 Christopher, I love you very much. 525 00:36:55,129 --> 00:36:58,173 My only dream is that we have a happy life together. 526 00:36:58,341 --> 00:37:01,468 The last few months, things have got very bad with us... 527 00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:04,179 ...because of you using drugs all the time. 528 00:37:04,347 --> 00:37:06,598 You're high all the time, and I can't take it. 529 00:37:06,807 --> 00:37:09,142 Be specific, hon. 530 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:14,564 When we first started going out, we made love all the time. 531 00:37:15,358 --> 00:37:18,735 - Now, because of the drugs... - Jesus, is this fucking necessary? 532 00:37:18,903 --> 00:37:20,695 Go ahead, Adriana. 533 00:37:20,863 --> 00:37:23,823 You can no longer function as a man. 534 00:37:25,326 --> 00:37:28,328 Last week when I came home to learn you'd killed our dog... 535 00:37:28,788 --> 00:37:30,455 ...that was the final straw. 536 00:37:30,581 --> 00:37:31,706 Wow. 537 00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:35,710 You killed the dog? What'd you do that for? 538 00:37:35,878 --> 00:37:37,879 - It was an accident. - What, was it barking? 539 00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:40,465 He sat on her while he was high. 540 00:37:40,549 --> 00:37:41,049 (CRYING) 541 00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:43,760 - Oh, Jesus Christ. - I fell asleep. 542 00:37:43,970 --> 00:37:45,845 She got suffocated or something. 543 00:37:48,724 --> 00:37:50,934 Are you done, Adriana? 544 00:37:54,647 --> 00:37:57,148 - Silvio. - You killed little Cosette? 545 00:37:57,358 --> 00:37:59,859 I ought to suffocate you, you little prick! 546 00:38:00,069 --> 00:38:02,737 Tony, we're going in order. Silvio. 547 00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:05,031 When I came in to open up one morning... 548 00:38:05,199 --> 00:38:07,701 ...there you were with your head half in the toilet. 549 00:38:07,868 --> 00:38:10,787 Your hair was in the toilet water. Disgusting. 550 00:38:10,997 --> 00:38:13,581 - I told you I had the flu. - I said my piece, Chrissy. 551 00:38:13,749 --> 00:38:15,583 Great. I can't even defend myself? 552 00:38:15,751 --> 00:38:17,335 No one's attacking you, Chris. 553 00:38:17,503 --> 00:38:19,504 Look, it doesn't change anything. 554 00:38:19,672 --> 00:38:22,757 But I can verify that he was sick for a little while. 555 00:38:22,967 --> 00:38:25,927 This thing with the dog, how can you not see it on the chair? 556 00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:29,389 - You're getting emotional. - I know what it's like to lose a pet! 557 00:38:34,186 --> 00:38:37,522 I happen to know that you were high at my mother-in-law's wake. 558 00:38:37,732 --> 00:38:42,152 You were talking nonstop for 20 minutes, nothing but gibberish. 559 00:38:42,361 --> 00:38:44,404 My mother's wake. 560 00:38:44,613 --> 00:38:47,073 Jesus Christ. 561 00:38:51,495 --> 00:38:53,705 Paul? You wanna read your statement? 562 00:38:53,873 --> 00:38:57,876 I don't write nothing down, so I'll keep this short and sweet. 563 00:38:58,044 --> 00:39:00,211 You're weak. You're out of control. 564 00:39:00,421 --> 00:39:03,048 You're an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else. 565 00:39:03,257 --> 00:39:05,800 - Oh, listen to you. - Guys, guys, whoa, whoa. 566 00:39:05,968 --> 00:39:08,011 We said, nonjudgmental. 567 00:39:08,220 --> 00:39:10,638 Fuck that. Let him take his medicine. 568 00:39:10,848 --> 00:39:13,558 Seriously, Paulie, you wanna talk about fucking up? 569 00:39:13,726 --> 00:39:15,310 - Watch it, Chrissy. - What? 570 00:39:15,478 --> 00:39:17,437 I thought we're being honest here. 571 00:39:18,272 --> 00:39:20,398 You got some balls, you know that? 572 00:39:20,566 --> 00:39:22,776 All of you. 573 00:39:22,985 --> 00:39:25,987 You wanna talk about self-control? How about you, Sil? 574 00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:29,616 Fucking every slut working in the place with a wife and kids at home. 575 00:39:29,825 --> 00:39:31,743 - Guys, guys, whoa, whoa. - Christopher! 576 00:39:31,952 --> 00:39:35,705 Or you, Paulie. Remember last winter in the woods with the Russian guy? 577 00:39:35,915 --> 00:39:39,959 - Christopher, I am fucking warning you! - There he goes, Mr. Type A Personality. 578 00:39:40,169 --> 00:39:44,172 We're talking about you killing yourself with drugs, not my fucking personality! 579 00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:46,257 - That's right. - I'm gonna kill myself? 580 00:39:46,425 --> 00:39:49,094 The way you eat you'll have a heart attack by 50. 581 00:39:49,303 --> 00:39:51,096 - Paulie! - You're talking to the boss. 582 00:39:51,263 --> 00:39:54,224 Good, maybe someone will smack some goddamn sense into him! 583 00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:57,060 Great, my own mother. Fuck you, you fucking whore! 584 00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:58,103 (SMACK) 585 00:39:58,229 --> 00:40:00,647 - Son of a bitch! - Oh, my God! 586 00:40:01,023 --> 00:40:02,190 (PAINFUL GRUNTS) 587 00:40:02,441 --> 00:40:05,610 Guys, guys, please! Come on! 588 00:40:08,197 --> 00:40:09,572 Get him off! 589 00:40:10,950 --> 00:40:12,617 (DOOR SLAMMING OPEN) 590 00:40:13,536 --> 00:40:15,995 Excuse me. How's he doing? 591 00:40:16,163 --> 00:40:17,747 I'm a relative. 592 00:40:17,915 --> 00:40:21,000 He slipped off the kitchen counter spraying for ants? 593 00:40:21,168 --> 00:40:23,378 Well, he was wearing socks. 594 00:40:23,546 --> 00:40:25,880 Are you aware that he has a drug problem? 595 00:40:26,048 --> 00:40:27,966 Really? 596 00:40:28,134 --> 00:40:32,720 The man has a hairline skull fracture. We'll admit him, keep him overnight. 597 00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:35,557 One minute. 598 00:40:38,144 --> 00:40:41,396 - Give us a minute, okay? - Okay. 599 00:40:51,407 --> 00:40:53,616 Does it hurt? 600 00:40:53,993 --> 00:40:56,828 They gave me some aspirin. 601 00:40:57,538 --> 00:41:01,833 Well, enjoy it, because it's the last fucking drug you're ever gonna take. 602 00:41:03,586 --> 00:41:07,255 - I'm sorry, T. I... - Shut the fuck up and listen to me. 603 00:41:08,090 --> 00:41:10,717 You're my nephew, Christopher. 604 00:41:10,885 --> 00:41:13,303 And I love you. 605 00:41:13,596 --> 00:41:15,805 That's the only reason you're alive right now. 606 00:41:16,015 --> 00:41:18,933 If it were anybody else, anybody... 607 00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:23,229 ...they would've had their intervention right through the back of their head. 608 00:41:23,397 --> 00:41:26,483 You and me, we're close. 609 00:41:26,692 --> 00:41:28,985 We've done a lot of things for each other. 610 00:41:29,153 --> 00:41:31,946 That cop shot my father. 611 00:41:32,781 --> 00:41:35,617 I know what you're telling me. I'll never forget that. 612 00:41:35,826 --> 00:41:40,288 This is how you repay me. I gotta worry if you'll flip over a nickel bag of powder. 613 00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:42,665 - No, Tony, never. - You lied to me. 614 00:41:42,875 --> 00:41:45,084 I told you, you were the future of this family. 615 00:41:45,252 --> 00:41:48,796 I gave you that responsibility. And you looked me in the eye... 616 00:41:48,964 --> 00:41:53,259 ...and you accepted it. And you were fucking high. 617 00:41:53,427 --> 00:41:55,136 Tony... 618 00:41:55,304 --> 00:41:57,388 Shut up. 619 00:41:57,598 --> 00:42:01,809 Tomorrow morning you go with Patsy up to this rehab place in Pennsylvania. 620 00:42:01,977 --> 00:42:03,895 You're going in. You're staying in. 621 00:42:04,063 --> 00:42:06,981 You'll go to every session, and you'll keep your mouth shut. 622 00:42:07,191 --> 00:42:11,528 Now, if you need anything, anything at all... 623 00:42:11,695 --> 00:42:17,242 ...Patsy's gonna be half a mile away from you in a motel. 624 00:42:17,701 --> 00:42:18,785 (WEEPING) 625 00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:22,830 Do you understand what I'm saying to you? Huh? 626 00:42:23,249 --> 00:42:26,167 - Do you understand? - Tony, I'm sorry. 627 00:42:31,090 --> 00:42:33,299 How did I fucking get to this? 628 00:42:37,888 --> 00:42:38,721 (DOOR OPENING) 629 00:42:42,851 --> 00:42:45,186 Oh, so he comes again. 630 00:42:45,354 --> 00:42:46,854 Brought some pastries. 631 00:42:47,022 --> 00:42:49,148 - Is he taking a nap? - Yeah. 632 00:42:49,316 --> 00:42:52,902 - Is he driving you to drink? - I can drive myself. 633 00:42:57,032 --> 00:42:58,157 (DRINKS BEING POURED) 634 00:43:06,959 --> 00:43:07,667 (GLASSES CLINKING) 635 00:43:07,835 --> 00:43:09,127 Salute. 636 00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:14,549 (HEAVY BREATHING) 637 00:43:16,010 --> 00:43:19,262 - I needed that. - What's the matter? 638 00:43:19,763 --> 00:43:23,224 Spent a long time in the hospital last night. 639 00:43:24,143 --> 00:43:27,395 The shit that goes on down there. 640 00:43:29,982 --> 00:43:33,192 I wasn't expecting no visitors. 641 00:43:35,154 --> 00:43:36,070 (GLASS CLINKING) 642 00:43:45,956 --> 00:43:48,374 How about those Mets? 643 00:43:48,542 --> 00:43:51,669 Don't start with me and those Mets. 644 00:43:58,552 --> 00:44:00,887 You know, I was thinking about you. 645 00:44:01,055 --> 00:44:03,306 Oh, so you're drunk already. 646 00:44:03,474 --> 00:44:05,808 No, I was just thinking about the way you are. 647 00:44:05,976 --> 00:44:10,730 How you always have this little smile, like you got your own private joke. 648 00:44:10,856 --> 00:44:11,481 (CHUCKLES) 649 00:44:15,027 --> 00:44:17,320 You don't talk much, do you? 650 00:44:17,446 --> 00:44:18,488 (CHUCKLES) 651 00:44:21,408 --> 00:44:24,869 Well, I wish I knew your secret. 652 00:44:25,079 --> 00:44:29,457 Lose a leg and start making websites. 653 00:44:29,625 --> 00:44:34,295 That's the whole purpose for people like me, to inspire people like you. 654 00:44:37,549 --> 00:44:38,966 Jesus, no offense. 655 00:44:39,134 --> 00:44:41,552 That's the trouble with you Americans. 656 00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:44,472 You expect nothing bad ever to happen... 657 00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:47,934 ...when the rest of the world expect only bad to happen. 658 00:44:48,102 --> 00:44:49,686 And they're not disappointed. 659 00:44:49,895 --> 00:44:51,896 Well, that's a fucking grim outlook. 660 00:44:52,064 --> 00:44:55,233 You have everything, and still you complain. 661 00:44:55,401 --> 00:44:59,487 You lie on couches and bitch to your psychiatrists. 662 00:44:59,655 --> 00:45:02,031 You got too much time to think about yourselves. 663 00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:04,867 Sounds like me, all right. 664 00:45:05,869 --> 00:45:08,246 You're not so bad. 665 00:45:08,414 --> 00:45:10,415 You have many fine qualities. 666 00:45:10,624 --> 00:45:13,459 You are big and strong... 667 00:45:14,044 --> 00:45:17,004 ...full of life, mischief. 668 00:45:17,214 --> 00:45:21,134 I have always feel positive towards you. 669 00:45:24,471 --> 00:45:26,806 You should see yourself now. 670 00:45:27,474 --> 00:45:28,975 In the shadows there... 671 00:45:29,476 --> 00:45:31,769 ...with the smoke all around you. 672 00:45:32,604 --> 00:45:36,941 You're beautiful. You remind me of that movie star... 673 00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:39,068 Irina is beautiful. 674 00:45:39,278 --> 00:45:41,112 Greta Garbo. 675 00:45:53,125 --> 00:45:54,542 (LAUGHS) 676 00:46:40,589 --> 00:46:44,967 - May I help you? - Yeah... Christopher Moltisanti. 677 00:46:46,428 --> 00:46:49,972 Brad to reception. Your 1:00 client is here. 678 00:46:53,227 --> 00:46:56,479 - So you call me later? - No phone calls for the first two weeks. 679 00:46:56,688 --> 00:46:59,148 House rules. 680 00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:03,110 I'll write. 681 00:47:03,278 --> 00:47:06,280 I was thinking of keeping a journal anyway. 682 00:47:06,448 --> 00:47:09,909 Get it published maybe under my pen name. 683 00:47:10,494 --> 00:47:12,328 Chris. 684 00:47:12,496 --> 00:47:16,082 Brad Miller. Congratulations. 685 00:47:16,792 --> 00:47:20,753 You got here, dude. That's the hardest part. 686 00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:23,422 I'm gonna have to search your bag. 687 00:47:30,097 --> 00:47:32,640 - Cigarettes are okay, right? - Cigarettes are fine. 688 00:47:32,808 --> 00:47:34,976 They're encouraged for patients who smoke. 689 00:47:35,143 --> 00:47:37,436 But, Chris, no chocolate allowed. 690 00:47:37,646 --> 00:47:40,273 No caffeine or substances containing caffeine. 691 00:47:43,694 --> 00:47:45,987 All set? 692 00:47:56,415 --> 00:47:58,624 - I love you, baby. - I love you too. 693 00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:07,216 (DOOR BUZZING IN) 694 00:48:15,559 --> 00:48:16,559 (WEEPING) 695 00:48:17,978 --> 00:48:21,898 So when's Bill coming back? 696 00:48:23,191 --> 00:48:25,610 Next week. 697 00:48:26,737 --> 00:48:29,780 Well, I'll be busy for a few days... 698 00:48:30,616 --> 00:48:32,950 ...but see you when I can. 699 00:48:33,118 --> 00:48:34,994 I think it's not a good idea. 700 00:48:35,621 --> 00:48:40,625 - What do you mean? - Maybe I call you, but I don't think so. 701 00:48:40,834 --> 00:48:44,003 - You didn't like it? - I like it, very much. 702 00:48:44,171 --> 00:48:46,505 But, Tony, come on. 703 00:48:46,673 --> 00:48:49,216 You're a nice guy, but I got my own problems. 704 00:48:49,384 --> 00:48:51,636 I don't want all the time prop you up. 705 00:48:53,847 --> 00:48:56,682 What, are you fucking kidding me? 706 00:48:56,975 --> 00:48:58,225 (DOOR OPENING) 707 00:49:00,896 --> 00:49:02,188 (SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN) 708 00:49:02,648 --> 00:49:05,524 - What you doing? - I didn't expect you so soon. 709 00:49:08,028 --> 00:49:10,112 Tell my uncle I'll talk to him later. 710 00:49:21,875 --> 00:49:25,336 (ITALIAN POP MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY) 711 00:49:44,982 --> 00:49:46,899 Carmela. 712 00:49:49,653 --> 00:49:51,487 Carm! 713 00:50:10,841 --> 00:50:12,842 (SIZZLING OILS IN PAN) 714 00:50:34,531 --> 00:50:36,365 (MICROWAVE BUTTONS BEEPING) 715 00:51:23,663 --> 00:51:24,538 (TV CLICKING ON) 716 00:51:24,748 --> 00:51:28,626 Lowe is not a, you know, 98-, 99-mile-an-hour guy. 717 00:51:31,797 --> 00:51:33,422 Driven out to deep left field! 718 00:51:33,590 --> 00:51:36,675 Giving chase is Henderson. On the wall! 719 00:51:36,843 --> 00:51:42,348 See you! An opposite-field home run for Jason Giambi. 720 00:51:46,561 --> 00:51:51,857 (REVOLUTION ERA MUSIC CUEING UP) 54955

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