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Subtitled by: Biot!
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[ Rock Band Warming Up ]
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[ Man ] Okay, guys, here we go.
Here we go.
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One, two--
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One, two, three--
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[ Rock ]
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It's been one week
since you looked at me
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Cocked your head to the side
and said I'm angry
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Five days since you
laughed at me saying
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Get that together
come back and see me
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Three days since
the living room
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I realised it's all my fault
but couldn't tell you
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Yesterday you'd forgiven me
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But it'll still be two days
till I say I'm sorry
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Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
as I make you stop, think
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You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish
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Though I like my Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi 'cause it's
never touched a frying pan
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Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes
Big like Leann Rimes
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Because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
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You try to match wits
You try to hold me but I bust through
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Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake
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I like vanilla
It's the finest of the flavours
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Gotta see the show 'cause then you'll
know the vertigo is gonna grow
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'Cause it's so dangerous
you'll have to sign a waiver
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[ Hard Rock ]
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I don't give a damn
'bout my reputation
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You're livin' in the past
It's a new generation
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A girl can do what she wants to do
and that's what I'm gonna do
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And I don't give a damn
'bout my bad reputation
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- Oh, no
- No, no, no, no, no, no
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- Not me
- Me, me, me, me, me, me
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And I don't give a damn
'bout my reputation
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Never said I wanted
to improve my station
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And I'm only doing good
when I'm having fun
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And I don't have
to please no one
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- And I don't give a damn
'bout my bad reputation
- Hey !
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- Oh, no
- No, no, no, no, no, no
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- Not me
- [ Computer Keys Clacking ]
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I'll be right with you.
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So, Cameron.
Here you go.
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Nine schools in ten years.
My, my. Army brat ?
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- Yeah. M-My dad is, uh--
- That's enough.
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I'm sure you won't find Padua
any different than your old schools.
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Same little ass-wipe shit-for-brains
everywhere. [ Chuckles ]
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Excuse me ? Did you just say--
Am I in the right office ?
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Not any more, you're not. I've got
deviants to see and a novel to finish.
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Now, scoot. Scoot !
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Okay.
[ Clears Throat ]
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Thanks. Thanks a lot.
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Patrick Verona.
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I see we're making
our visits a weekly ritual.
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Only so we can have these moments
together. Should I, uh, hit the lights ?
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Oh, very clever,
kangaroo boy.
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Says here you exposed yourself
in the cafeteria ?
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I was joking with the lunch lady.
It was a bratwurst.
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Bratwurst ?
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Aren't we the optimist ?
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Next time, keep it
in your pouch, okay ?
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Scoot !
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Hello ! Michael Eckman.
I'm supposed to show you around.
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Oh, hi. Thank God.
You know, uh--
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- Normally they send down
one of those audio visual geeks.
- No, I do.
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- I know what you mean.
- Hey, Michael, where should I
put those slides ?
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Michael ?
So, uh-- Cameron.
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Here's the breakdown. Over there,
we've got your basic beautiful people.
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Now listen. Unless they talk
to you first, don't bother.
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- Wait. Is that your rule or theirs ?
- Watch. Hey, there.
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- Eat me.
- You see that ?
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- To the left, we have the coffee kids.
- [ Coffee Spilling ]
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- That was Costa Rican, butthead !
- Very edgy.
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Don't make any sudden
movements around them.
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These delusionals
are your white Rastas.
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They're big Marley fans.
They think they're black.
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- Semi-political, but mostly--
- Smoke a lot of weed ?
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- Yeah. These guys--
- Wait, wait. Let me guess. Cowboys ?
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Yeah, but the closest they've come
to a cow is McDonald's.
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[ Chuckling ]
McDonald's.
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These are your future MBAs.
We're all Ivy League accepted.
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Yuppie greed is back,
my friend.
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- Hey, guys, how you doin' ?
- Close it, Bogey !
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- Yesterday, I was their god.
- What happened ?
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[ Sighs ] Bogey Lowenstein
started a rumour that I--
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that I buy my Izods
at an outlet mall.
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- So they kicked you out ?
- Hostile takeover. But don't worry.
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- He'll pay. Now, over here--
- Oh, my God.
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- What group is she in ?
- The ''don't even think about it'' group.
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- That's Bianca Stratford.
She's a sophomore.
- I burn, I pine, I perish.
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Of course you do.
You know, she's beautiful and deep.
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I'm sure.
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Yeah, but see, there's a difference
between like and love.
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Because I like my Skechers,
but I love my Prada backpack.
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But I love my Skechers.
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- That's because
you don't have a Prada backpack.
- Oh.
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Listen, forget her.
Incredibly uptight father.
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And it's a widely known fact
that the Stratford sisters
aren't allowed to date.
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Uh-huh. Yeah.
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- Whatever.
- [ Bell Rings ]
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[ Chattering ]
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Okay, then. What did everyone
think of The Sun Also Rises ?
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I loved it.
He's so romantic.
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Romantic ?
Hemingway ?
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He was an abusive, alcoholic misogynist
who squandered half his life...
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hanging around Picasso
trying to nail his leftovers.
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As opposed to a bitter,
self-righteous hag who has no friends ?
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[ Students Chuckling ]
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Pipe down, Chachi.
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I guess in this society, being male and
an asshole makes you worthy of our time.
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- [ Students Groaning ]
- What about Sylvia Plath...
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or Charlotte Bronte
or Simone de Beauvoir ?
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[ Panting ]
What'd I miss ?
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The oppressive patriarchal values
that dictate our education.
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Good.
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- Hey, hey !
- [ Boy ] Mr Morgan.
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Is there any chance
we could get Kat to take her Midol
before she comes to class ?
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[ Students Chuckling ]
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Someday you're gonna get bitch-slapped,
and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it.
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And Kat, I want to thank you
for your point of view.
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I know how difficuIt it must be for you
to overcome all those years...
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of upper-middle class
suburban oppression.
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Must be tough.
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But the next time you storm the P.T.A.,
crusading for better lunch meat...
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or whatever it is
you white girls complain about,
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ask them why they can't buy a book
written by a black man !
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- That's right, mon !
- Don't even get me started on you two.
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[ Both Mumbling ]
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- Anything else ?
- Yeah, go to the office.
You're pissing me off.
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- What ? Mr. Morgan--
- Later !
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- [ Scattered Chuckling ]
- Wha--
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Undulating with desire,
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Adrienne removes her red--
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[ Sighs ]
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crimson cape...
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at the sight of
Reginald's stiff and--
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Judith !
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What's another word
for ''engorged'' ?
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I'll look it up.
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Okay.
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- Swollen. Turgid.
- Tumescent ?
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Perfect.
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So, I hear you were terrorizing
Mr. Morgan's class again.
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Expressing my opinion
is not a terrorist action.
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The way you expressed your opinion
to Bobby Ridgeway ?
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By the way, his testicle
retrieval operation went quite well,
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in case you're interested.
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I still maintain that he
kicked himself in the balls.
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The point is, Kat--
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- Cat.
- [ Sighs ]
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[ Purrs ]
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People perceive you as somewhat--
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- Tempestuous ?
- ''Heinous bitch''
is the term used most often.
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You might want to work on that.
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Thank you.
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As always, thank you
for your excellent guidance.
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I'll let you get back
to Reginald's quivering member.
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''Quivering member.''
I like that.
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Virgin alert.
Your favourite.
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Ooh.
Lookin' good, ladies.
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Oh, she's out of reach, even for you.
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- No one's out of reach for me.
- You wanna put money on that ?
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Money, I've got.
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- This I'm gonna do for fun.
- [ Scoffs ]
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- Who's that guy ?
- That's Joey Donner.
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He's a jerk off, and a model.
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- He's a model ? [ Chuckles ]
- A model.
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Mostly regional stuff, but he's rumoured
to have a big tube sock ad coming out.
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- Really ?
- Really.
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Man, look at her.
Is she always so--
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- Vapid ?
- How can you say that ? She's totally--
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- Conceited.
- What are you talking about ?
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There's more to her than you think.
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Look at the way s-she smiles,
and-and look at her eyes, man.
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She's totally pure.
You're missing what's there.
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No, no, Cameron, no.
What's there...
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is a snotty little princess wearing
a strategically planned sun dress...
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to make guys like us realise
that we can never touch her...
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and guys like Joey realise
that they want to.
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She, my friend, is what we will spend
the rest of our lives not having.
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Put her in your spank bank,
move on.
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- Move on.
- No, no. You're wrong about her.
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I mean, you know, not about the spanking
part, but the rest, you're wrong.
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All right-- I'm wrong ?
You wanna take a shot, be my guest.
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She's actually looking
for a French tutor.
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Are you serious ?
That's perfect !
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D-Do you speak French ?
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Well, no, but I will.
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Hey. Your little Rambo look
is out, Kat.
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- Didn't you read last month's Cosmo ?
- Run along.
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I know you can be overwhelmed,
and you can be under whelmed,
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but can you ever
just be ''whelmed'' ?
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- I think you can in Europe.
- Hi, ladies.
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Would you sweet young things
like a ride ?
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Careful on the leather.
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Whoo !
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That's a charming
new development.
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It's disgusting.
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Remove head from sphincter,
then drive !
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- You okay ?
- Yeah. Just a minor encounter
with the shrew.
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- That's your girlfriend's sister.
- That's Bianca's sister ?
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The mewling, rampalian wretch herself.
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- [ Sighs ] Stay cool, bro.
- Yeah, see you later.
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Look out !
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My balls !
Oh, boy.
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Laughs ]
Yeah, whoo !
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Sunshine on the window
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Makes me happy
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Like I should be
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Outside all around me
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Really sleazy
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Then it hits me
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Don't tell me
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You can't see
what it means to me
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Me, me, me
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Hello, Katarina.
Make anyone cry today ?
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00:13:16,721 --> 00:13:20,808
Sadly, no.
But it's only 4:30.
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- Hi, Daddy.
- Hello, precious.
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- And where have you been ?
- Nowhere.
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Hey, what's this ?
It says Sarah Lawrence.
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Screams ]
I got in !
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[ Giggling Excitedly ]
I got in !
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Uh, honey,
that's great,
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but isn't Sarah Lawrence
on the other side of the country ?
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- Thus the basis of its appeal.
- [ Chuckles ]
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I thought you decided you were
going to stay here and go to school.
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''U Dub,'' like me.
Be a Husky. [ Growling ]
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No, you decided.
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Oh, okay, so what, you just pick up
and leave, is that it ?
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Let's hope so.
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Ask Bianca who drove her home.
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Kat, don't change the--
Drove ? Who drove you home ?
232
00:14:01,891 --> 00:14:04,519
Now, don't get upset, Daddy,
but there's this boy--
233
00:14:04,602 --> 00:14:07,313
- Who's a flaming imbecile.
- And I think he might ask me--
234
00:14:07,438 --> 00:14:09,315
Please. I think I know
what he's going to ask you.
235
00:14:09,399 --> 00:14:12,193
And I think I know the answer-- no.
It's always no.
236
00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:16,364
What are the two house rules ?
Number one: no dating till you graduate.
237
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:19,283
Number two:
no dating till you graduate.
238
00:14:19,450 --> 00:14:22,286
- That's it.
- Daddy, that's so unfair.
239
00:14:22,453 --> 00:14:25,289
All right, you want to know
what's unfair ? This is for you too.
240
00:14:25,456 --> 00:14:28,584
This morning I delivered a set of twins
to a 15-year-old girl.
241
00:14:28,710 --> 00:14:30,962
Do you know what
she said to me ?
242
00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:35,091
I'm a crack whore who should have
made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom ?
243
00:14:36,759 --> 00:14:38,886
Close, but no.
244
00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:42,265
She said,
''I should have listened to my father.''
245
00:14:42,390 --> 00:14:44,809
- She did not.
- Well, that's what
she would have said...
246
00:14:44,976 --> 00:14:46,894
if she wasn't so doped up.
247
00:14:46,978 --> 00:14:50,148
Can we focus on me
for a second, please ?
248
00:14:50,315 --> 00:14:52,275
I am the only girl in school
who's not dating.
249
00:14:52,442 --> 00:14:55,111
- Oh, no you're not.
Your sister doesn't date.
- And I don't intend to.
250
00:14:55,278 --> 00:14:59,991
- And why is that again ?
- Have you seen the unwashed miscreants
that go to that school ?
251
00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:02,660
Where did you come from ?
Planet Loser ?
252
00:15:02,827 --> 00:15:05,538
- As opposed to
Planet Look At Me, Look At Me.
- [ Scoffs ]
253
00:15:05,621 --> 00:15:08,166
[ Claps Hands ]
Okay, here's how we solve this one.
254
00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:11,919
Old rule out.
New rule: Bianca can date...
255
00:15:14,172 --> 00:15:17,592
when she does.
256
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:20,261
But she's a mutant !
What if she never dates ?
257
00:15:20,428 --> 00:15:22,680
Then you'll never date.
Oh, I like that.
258
00:15:22,805 --> 00:15:25,099
And I'll get to
sleep at night.
259
00:15:25,266 --> 00:15:27,935
The deep slumber of a father whose
daughters aren't out being impregnated.
260
00:15:28,019 --> 00:15:30,855
[ Pager Beeping ]
261
00:15:31,022 --> 00:15:33,149
- We'll talk about Sarah Lawrence later.
- Fine.
262
00:15:33,316 --> 00:15:36,778
- Wait ! Daddy !
- Gotta go.
263
00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:38,946
Can't you just find
some blind, deaf retard...
264
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:41,324
to take you to the movies
so I can have one date ?
265
00:15:41,449 --> 00:15:43,326
I'm sorry. Looks like you'll
just have to miss out...
266
00:15:43,493 --> 00:15:46,120
on the witty repartee
of Joey ''Eat Me'' Donner.
267
00:15:46,245 --> 00:15:48,247
[ Scoffs ]
You suck.
268
00:15:48,331 --> 00:15:50,208
[ Mockingly ]
You suck.
269
00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:05,014
Hi.
Can we make this quick ?
270
00:16:05,139 --> 00:16:07,308
Roxanne Corinne and Andrew Jarrett
are having an incredibly horrendous...
271
00:16:07,392 --> 00:16:10,728
public break-up on the quad...
again.
272
00:16:10,895 --> 00:16:13,731
Oh, yeah, um, okay.
I thought that we'd, um,
273
00:16:13,898 --> 00:16:16,985
start with pronunciation,
if that's all right with you.
274
00:16:17,151 --> 00:16:19,654
Not the hacking and gagging
and spitting part, please.
275
00:16:19,737 --> 00:16:22,991
Well, uh, there is
an alternative.
276
00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:26,285
- There is ?
- Yeah, French food.
277
00:16:26,411 --> 00:16:30,456
We could eat some together, uh,
278
00:16:30,581 --> 00:16:33,668
Saturday night ?
279
00:16:33,835 --> 00:16:37,213
You're asking me out ?
280
00:16:37,338 --> 00:16:39,841
That's so cute.
What's your name again ?
281
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:43,177
Cameron. Listen, I know that
your dad doesn't let you date,
282
00:16:43,344 --> 00:16:45,430
but I thought that if
it was for French class.
283
00:16:45,555 --> 00:16:48,683
- Oh, wait a minute. Curtis--
- Cameron.
284
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:52,603
My dad just came up with a new rule.
I can date when my sister does.
285
00:16:52,729 --> 00:16:55,523
You're kidding.
Let me ask you, do you like sailing ?
286
00:16:55,690 --> 00:16:58,860
- 'Cause I read about this
place that rents boats--
- A beaucoup problemo, Calvin.
287
00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:03,197
In case you haven't heard, my sister's
a particularly hideous breed of loser.
288
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:07,785
Yeah. Yeah, I noticed
she's a little... antisocial.
289
00:17:07,952 --> 00:17:10,997
- Why is that ?
- Unsolved mystery.
290
00:17:11,122 --> 00:17:13,624
She used to be really popular,
and then it was like...
291
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:15,960
she got sick of it or something.
292
00:17:16,085 --> 00:17:20,006
Theories abound as to why,
but I'm pretty sure she's just
incapable of human interaction.
293
00:17:20,089 --> 00:17:22,717
Plus, she's a bitch.
294
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:26,179
Well, yeah, but I'm sure,
you know, that there are...
295
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:29,223
lots of guys who wouldn't mind
going out with a difficult woman.
296
00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:34,228
I mean, you know, people jump out
of aeroplanes and ski off cliffs.
297
00:17:34,312 --> 00:17:37,607
It'd be like ''Extreme Dating.''
Huh ?
298
00:17:38,983 --> 00:17:41,402
You think you could find
someone that extreme ?
299
00:17:41,486 --> 00:17:43,363
Yeah, sure, why not ?
300
00:17:43,446 --> 00:17:46,908
- And you'd do that for me ?
- Hell, yes !
301
00:17:46,991 --> 00:17:50,411
I-I mean, you know,
I could look into it.
302
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:54,040
[ Bell Rings ]
303
00:17:56,292 --> 00:18:00,088
Now, I have gathered a group of guys--
couldn't be more perfect.
304
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:02,924
Padua's finest.
305
00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:09,180
Hi.
How you doin' ?
306
00:18:09,347 --> 00:18:13,101
Would any of you be interested
in dating Katarina Stratford ?
307
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:15,269
[ Laughing ]
308
00:18:17,522 --> 00:18:19,774
[ Chuckles ]
I've never been that ripped.
309
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:23,027
Maybe if we were
the last two people alive,
310
00:18:23,194 --> 00:18:25,113
and there were no sheep.
311
00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:27,115
- Are there sheep ?
- [ Screaming ]
312
00:18:33,705 --> 00:18:36,124
Did I or did I not tell you
it was pointless ?
313
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:38,126
No one will go out with her.
314
00:18:42,839 --> 00:18:44,799
Hey, hey, what about him ?
315
00:18:44,882 --> 00:18:47,510
Him ? No, don't--
don't look at him, okay ?
316
00:18:47,677 --> 00:18:51,639
He's a criminal.
I heard he lit a state trooper on fire.
317
00:18:51,806 --> 00:18:55,768
- He just did a year in San Quentin.
- Well, at least he's horny.
318
00:18:55,852 --> 00:18:58,479
I'm serious, man.
He's whacked.
319
00:18:58,646 --> 00:19:03,151
He sold his own liver on the
black market for a new set of speakers.
320
00:19:10,158 --> 00:19:12,035
He's our guy.
321
00:19:14,746 --> 00:19:17,415
[ Clears Throat ]
322
00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:31,429
Hi.
How you doin' ?
323
00:19:31,554 --> 00:19:33,931
- Listen, I--
- [ Drill Whirring ]
324
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:38,186
Okay.
Later, then.
325
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:48,071
How do we get him
to date Kat ?
326
00:19:48,196 --> 00:19:50,948
[ Sighs ]
I don't know.
327
00:19:51,074 --> 00:19:54,535
I mean, uh,
we could pay him,
328
00:19:54,702 --> 00:19:56,954
but we don't have any money.
329
00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:59,707
Yeah, well,
what we need is a backer.
330
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:03,878
- What's that ?
- Someone with money who's stupid.
331
00:20:07,632 --> 00:20:09,467
Oh, yeah.
332
00:20:18,059 --> 00:20:20,395
Is that a peach Fruit Roll-Up ?
Because you don't see many--
333
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:23,398
Oh, okay.
Yeah. All right.
334
00:20:23,564 --> 00:20:25,566
- Are you lost ?
- No.
335
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:27,652
Actually, I just came by to chat.
336
00:20:28,903 --> 00:20:31,322
- We don't chat.
- Well, actually, I thought...
337
00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:34,075
that I'd run an idea by you,
just to see if you're interested.
338
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,953
- I'm not.
- Well, hear me out.
339
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:40,164
Now, you want Bianca, right ?
340
00:20:40,289 --> 00:20:44,002
But she can't go out with you
because her sister...
341
00:20:44,168 --> 00:20:47,422
is this insane head case, and no one
will go out with her, right ?
342
00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:49,841
Does this conversation
have a purpose ?
343
00:20:49,966 --> 00:20:52,719
What I think you need to do,
344
00:20:52,802 --> 00:20:55,054
is you need to hire a guy
who'll go out with her.
345
00:20:55,179 --> 00:20:58,558
Someone who doesn't scare so easily.
346
00:20:58,641 --> 00:21:01,936
[ Joey ]
That guy ?
347
00:21:02,103 --> 00:21:05,690
- I heard he ate a live duck once.
- Everything but the beak and feet.
348
00:21:05,857 --> 00:21:08,568
Clearly, he's a solid investment.
349
00:21:10,028 --> 00:21:11,863
- What's in it for you ?
- Hey.
350
00:21:12,030 --> 00:21:15,867
I'm walking down the hall and
I say hello to you, you say hello to me.
351
00:21:16,034 --> 00:21:19,162
Yeah, yeah, I get it.
You're cool by association.
352
00:21:19,329 --> 00:21:21,748
[ Clears Throat ]
I'll think about it.
353
00:21:26,002 --> 00:21:27,879
- We're done now.
- Yeah.
354
00:21:33,009 --> 00:21:35,845
- What are you doing
getting him involved ?
- Relax, now. Relax.
355
00:21:36,012 --> 00:21:37,972
We let him pretend
he's calling the shots.
356
00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:42,018
While he's busy setting things up,
you have time with Bianca.
357
00:21:43,811 --> 00:21:46,981
- That is a good idea. All right.
- [ Chuckling ]
358
00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:51,444
I have a dick on my face, don't I ?
359
00:21:55,323 --> 00:21:57,784
Now, remember, guys--
360
00:21:57,909 --> 00:22:01,371
grip it and rip it.
361
00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:12,298
[ Whistles Blowing ]
362
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:16,469
Hey.
How you doin' ?
363
00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:23,017
I had some great duck last night.
364
00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:27,689
Do I know you ?
365
00:22:27,772 --> 00:22:30,358
You see that girl ?
366
00:22:31,776 --> 00:22:34,445
- Yeah.
- That's Kat Stratford.
367
00:22:34,570 --> 00:22:36,739
- I want you to go out with her.
- [ Scoffs ]
368
00:22:36,864 --> 00:22:39,033
Yeah, sure, Sparky.
369
00:22:40,576 --> 00:22:44,497
Look, I can't take out her sister
until Kat starts dating.
370
00:22:44,622 --> 00:22:47,333
You see, their dad's whacked out.
He's got this rule where the girls--
371
00:22:47,458 --> 00:22:51,004
That's a touching story. It really is.
Not my problem.
372
00:22:51,129 --> 00:22:53,381
Would you be willing
to make it your problem...
373
00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:55,550
if I provide generous compensation ?
374
00:22:57,427 --> 00:23:00,221
[ Chuckles ] You're gonna pay me
to take out some chick ?
375
00:23:00,346 --> 00:23:03,558
- Mm-hmm.
- [ Chuckles ]
376
00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:06,311
- How much ?
- Twenty bucks.
377
00:23:09,147 --> 00:23:11,733
- [ Grunts ]
- [ Whistle Blowing ]
378
00:23:14,527 --> 00:23:17,655
Fine, 30.
379
00:23:17,780 --> 00:23:19,741
Well, let's think about this.
380
00:23:19,824 --> 00:23:23,828
We go to the movies,
that's, uh, 15 bucks.
381
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:30,293
We get popcorn, that's, uh, 53.
382
00:23:30,460 --> 00:23:32,670
And she'll want Raisinettes,
all right ?
383
00:23:32,837 --> 00:23:36,591
So, uh, we're looking at 75 bucks.
384
00:23:36,716 --> 00:23:40,595
This isn't a negotiation.
Take it or leave it, Trailer Park.
385
00:23:40,678 --> 00:23:43,264
Fifty bucks
and we got a deal, Fabio.
386
00:23:46,392 --> 00:23:50,813
- [ Whistle Blowing ]
- Great practise, everybody.
387
00:23:50,938 --> 00:23:54,025
- Good hustle, Stratford.
- [ Kat ] Thanks, Mr. Chapin.
388
00:24:02,575 --> 00:24:05,244
Hey there, girlie.
389
00:24:05,370 --> 00:24:08,289
- How you doin' ?
- Sweating like a pig, actually.
And yourself ?
390
00:24:08,373 --> 00:24:10,958
Now, there's a way to get
a guy's attention, huh ?
391
00:24:11,125 --> 00:24:13,294
My mission in life.
392
00:24:13,378 --> 00:24:16,005
But obviously, I struck your fancy,
so, you see, it worked.
393
00:24:16,130 --> 00:24:19,425
- The world makes sense again.
- [ Chuckles ]
394
00:24:19,550 --> 00:24:22,887
- Pick you up on Friday, then.
- Oh, right. Friday. Uh-huh.
395
00:24:24,514 --> 00:24:27,600
Well, the night I take you places
you've never been before.
396
00:24:27,684 --> 00:24:29,894
Like where ?
The 7-11 on Broadway ?
397
00:24:30,019 --> 00:24:32,730
Do you even know my name, screw boy ?
398
00:24:32,855 --> 00:24:34,816
I know a lot more than you think.
399
00:24:34,899 --> 00:24:37,402
Doubtful.
Very doubtful.
400
00:24:44,367 --> 00:24:47,328
- We are screwed.
- Hey, I don't want to hear
that defeatist attitude.
401
00:24:47,453 --> 00:24:50,623
- I want to hear you upbeat.
- [ Cheerfully ] We're screwed !
402
00:24:50,748 --> 00:24:52,834
- There you go.
- [ Girl ] Hey, Coach Chapin !
403
00:24:57,755 --> 00:24:59,590
Run, Bogey !
404
00:25:06,931 --> 00:25:09,017
Have you ever considered a new look ?
405
00:25:09,100 --> 00:25:11,269
I mean, seriously. You could
have some definite potential...
406
00:25:11,394 --> 00:25:13,604
buried under all this hostility.
407
00:25:13,771 --> 00:25:16,482
I'm not hostile.
I'm annoyed.
408
00:25:16,607 --> 00:25:18,526
Why don't you try being nice ?
409
00:25:18,693 --> 00:25:20,528
People wouldn't know what to think.
410
00:25:20,695 --> 00:25:23,865
- You forget,
I don't care what people think.
- Yes, you do.
411
00:25:23,990 --> 00:25:27,368
No, I don't.
412
00:25:27,535 --> 00:25:31,539
You don't always have to be
who they want you to be, you know.
413
00:25:31,664 --> 00:25:34,167
I happen to like being adored,
thank you.
414
00:25:34,292 --> 00:25:36,377
Where'd you get the pearls ?
415
00:25:36,502 --> 00:25:41,049
- They're Mom's.
- And you've been what,
hiding them for three years ?
416
00:25:41,132 --> 00:25:43,718
No. Daddy found them
in a drawer last week.
417
00:25:43,801 --> 00:25:45,803
So you're just gonna start
wearing them now ?
418
00:25:45,970 --> 00:25:48,348
It's not like she's
coming back to claim them !
419
00:25:50,308 --> 00:25:54,312
Besides, they look good on me.
420
00:25:54,437 --> 00:25:57,231
Trust me.
They don't.
421
00:26:02,236 --> 00:26:04,906
Nice ride.
Vintage fenders.
422
00:26:05,031 --> 00:26:07,325
Are you following me ?
423
00:26:07,450 --> 00:26:10,578
I was in the Laundromat.
I saw your car. I came over to say hi.
424
00:26:10,662 --> 00:26:13,748
Hi.
425
00:26:13,873 --> 00:26:16,918
- Not a big talker, huh ?
- Depends on the topic.
426
00:26:17,043 --> 00:26:19,420
My fenders don't really whip me
into a verbal frenzy.
427
00:26:19,504 --> 00:26:23,591
- You're not afraid of me, are you ?
- Why would I be afraid of you ?
428
00:26:23,716 --> 00:26:26,177
- Well, most people are.
- Well, I'm not.
429
00:26:26,302 --> 00:26:30,181
Well, maybe you're not afraid of me, but
I'm sure you've thought about me naked.
430
00:26:30,348 --> 00:26:32,767
Am I that transparent ?
431
00:26:32,892 --> 00:26:35,603
I want you, I need you.
Oh, baby, oh, baby.
432
00:26:40,274 --> 00:26:44,612
[ Hip-Hop Playing On Stereo ]
433
00:26:44,737 --> 00:26:46,906
[ Groans ]
What is it, asshole day ?
434
00:26:48,157 --> 00:26:51,285
- Do you mind ?
- Not at all.
435
00:27:00,044 --> 00:27:03,006
- [ Laughing ]
- You bitch !
436
00:27:04,298 --> 00:27:07,927
[ Chuckles ]
Whoops.
437
00:27:08,011 --> 00:27:10,596
''Whoops'' ?
438
00:27:10,722 --> 00:27:13,308
My insurance does not cover P.M.S. !
439
00:27:13,391 --> 00:27:18,021
[ Sighs ]
Well, then tell them I had a seizure.
440
00:27:18,146 --> 00:27:21,649
Is this about Sarah Lawrence ?
Are you punishing me because
I want you to stay close to home ?
441
00:27:21,774 --> 00:27:23,943
Aren't you punishing me
because Mom left ?
442
00:27:24,068 --> 00:27:26,821
- You think you could leave her
out of this ?
- Fine.
443
00:27:26,946 --> 00:27:30,408
- Then stop making my decisions for me.
- I'm your father. That's my right.
444
00:27:30,575 --> 00:27:32,452
So what I want doesn't matter.
445
00:27:32,535 --> 00:27:34,412
You're 18.
You don't know what you want.
446
00:27:34,537 --> 00:27:36,581
And you won't know
what you want till you're 45,
447
00:27:36,706 --> 00:27:39,083
and even if you get it,
you'll be too old to use it.
448
00:27:39,208 --> 00:27:41,210
I want to go
to an east coast school !
449
00:27:41,336 --> 00:27:43,880
I want you to trust me
to make my own choices...
450
00:27:44,005 --> 00:27:47,008
and I want you to stop
trying to control my life
just because you can't control yours !
451
00:27:47,091 --> 00:27:50,428
- Yeah ? Well, you know what I want ?
- [ Pager Beeping ]
452
00:27:50,595 --> 00:27:53,598
[ Groans ]
We'll continue this later.
453
00:27:53,765 --> 00:27:55,683
Can't wait.
454
00:27:58,019 --> 00:28:00,188
Did you just maim Joey's car ?
455
00:28:00,313 --> 00:28:02,273
Yeah. Looks like you're gonna
have to take the bus.
456
00:28:02,398 --> 00:28:05,193
Has the fact
that you're completely psycho...
457
00:28:05,318 --> 00:28:07,195
managed to escape your attention ?
458
00:28:07,362 --> 00:28:09,197
Daddy !
459
00:28:14,494 --> 00:28:18,539
- When I shell out 50, I expect results.
- Yeah, I'm on it.
460
00:28:18,665 --> 00:28:21,542
Watching that bitch violate my car
doesn't count as a date.
461
00:28:21,709 --> 00:28:25,546
Now, if you don't get any,
I don't get any.
462
00:28:25,672 --> 00:28:27,799
So get some.
463
00:28:28,966 --> 00:28:31,052
I just upped my price.
464
00:28:31,177 --> 00:28:34,597
- What ?
- Hundred bucks a date.
465
00:28:34,722 --> 00:28:37,892
- In advance.
- [ Scoffs ] Forget it.
466
00:28:38,059 --> 00:28:40,353
Well, forget her sister, then.
467
00:28:44,732 --> 00:28:47,735
You better hope you're as smooth
as you think you are, Verona.
468
00:28:59,998 --> 00:29:01,749
- Go.
- No, you go.
469
00:29:01,874 --> 00:29:03,960
I went before.
470
00:29:12,010 --> 00:29:14,679
We know what you're trying to do
with Kat Stratford.
471
00:29:14,846 --> 00:29:18,016
Is that right ?
What do you plan to do about it ?
472
00:29:18,182 --> 00:29:21,269
- Help you out.
- Why's that ?
473
00:29:21,394 --> 00:29:23,479
[ Stammering ]
The situation is,
474
00:29:23,646 --> 00:29:28,568
my man Cameron here
has a major jones for Bianca Stratford.
475
00:29:28,693 --> 00:29:30,903
What is it with this chick ?
She have beer-flavoured nipples ?
476
00:29:31,029 --> 00:29:34,615
- Hey !
- I-I, uh-- I think I speak correctly...
477
00:29:34,699 --> 00:29:37,327
when I say that Cameron's love is pure,
478
00:29:37,493 --> 00:29:39,329
purer than, say, Joey Donner's.
479
00:29:39,454 --> 00:29:41,873
I'm in this for the cash.
Donner can plough whoever he wants.
480
00:29:41,998 --> 00:29:44,459
Okay, there will be no ploughing.
481
00:29:44,584 --> 00:29:47,128
Patrick, uh-- Pat--
482
00:29:47,211 --> 00:29:49,422
Let me explain something
to you here.
483
00:29:49,547 --> 00:29:53,426
We set this whole thing up
so Cameron can get the girl. Cameron.
484
00:29:53,509 --> 00:29:55,970
Joey's just a pawn.
485
00:29:58,681 --> 00:30:01,643
- So, you two are gonna
help me tame the wild beast.
- Absolutely.
486
00:30:01,768 --> 00:30:04,479
We'll do some research,
we'll find out what she likes.
487
00:30:04,646 --> 00:30:06,606
We're your guys.
488
00:30:06,731 --> 00:30:10,902
And he means that in
a strictly non-prison movie type of way.
489
00:30:11,027 --> 00:30:14,530
Uh, [ Clears Throat ]
let's start here.
490
00:30:14,656 --> 00:30:17,659
Now, Friday night,
Bogey Lowenstein is having a party.
491
00:30:17,784 --> 00:30:19,827
It's the perfect opportunity.
492
00:30:19,994 --> 00:30:23,665
- Perfect opportunity for what ?
- For you to take out Kat.
493
00:30:24,791 --> 00:30:26,668
I'll think about it.
494
00:30:28,753 --> 00:30:31,464
And for a little payback.
495
00:30:31,547 --> 00:30:34,050
This is gonna be some party.
496
00:30:43,434 --> 00:30:46,145
Let's do this.
497
00:30:51,776 --> 00:30:54,654
Sexy boy
498
00:31:00,243 --> 00:31:03,246
Sexy boy
499
00:31:05,415 --> 00:31:08,626
Now, this is really important, okay ?
500
00:31:08,793 --> 00:31:11,004
Which one do you like better ?
501
00:31:13,965 --> 00:31:18,886
Hmm. I think I like
the white shirt better.
502
00:31:19,012 --> 00:31:21,389
- Yeah, it's-- It's more--
- Pensive ?
503
00:31:22,890 --> 00:31:25,476
Damn.
I was going for thoughtful.
504
00:31:25,643 --> 00:31:28,563
So, are you going to Bogie Lowenbrau's
thing on Friday night ?
505
00:31:28,688 --> 00:31:30,815
Yeah, I might.
506
00:31:30,940 --> 00:31:33,985
Good, 'cause you know, I'm not
gonna bother if you won't be there.
507
00:31:36,195 --> 00:31:38,531
- [ Bell Ringing ]
- See you there.
508
00:31:38,614 --> 00:31:40,992
- Okay.
- All right.
509
00:31:43,036 --> 00:31:45,747
Sexy boy
510
00:31:57,592 --> 00:32:00,428
[ Cameron ] So, have you heard
about Bogey Lowenstein's party ?
511
00:32:00,595 --> 00:32:04,641
Yes, and I really, really,
really want to go.
512
00:32:04,807 --> 00:32:08,353
But you know I can't.
Not unless my sister does.
513
00:32:08,478 --> 00:32:10,897
Yeah, I know.
I'm working on that, but so far,
514
00:32:11,022 --> 00:32:13,524
you know, she's not going for my guy.
515
00:32:13,691 --> 00:32:17,028
- She's not a--
- K.D. Lang fan ? No.
516
00:32:17,153 --> 00:32:19,447
I found a picture of Jared Leto
in her drawer once,
517
00:32:19,614 --> 00:32:22,909
so I'm pretty sure she's not
harbouring same-sex tendencies.
518
00:32:23,034 --> 00:32:26,120
Okay, so that's the kind of guys
she likes-- Like, pretty guys.
519
00:32:26,204 --> 00:32:28,831
I don't know.
All I've ever heard her say...
520
00:32:28,998 --> 00:32:31,459
is that she'd die before
dating a guy that smokes.
521
00:32:31,584 --> 00:32:33,961
Okay, all right, no smoking.
What else ?
522
00:32:34,045 --> 00:32:36,297
You're asking me
to investigate the inner workings...
523
00:32:36,381 --> 00:32:38,299
of my sister's twisted mind ?
524
00:32:38,424 --> 00:32:40,426
I don't think so.
525
00:32:40,551 --> 00:32:45,223
Well, nothing else has worked.
We need to go behind enemy lines here.
526
00:32:49,727 --> 00:32:52,647
Okay, here we go.
527
00:32:52,772 --> 00:32:54,816
Class schedule, reading list,
528
00:32:54,899 --> 00:32:58,236
date book, concert tickets,
concert tickets.
529
00:33:02,448 --> 00:33:05,159
Aha ! Black panties !
530
00:33:05,326 --> 00:33:07,286
What does that tell us ?
531
00:33:08,621 --> 00:33:10,581
She wants to have sex someday,
that's what.
532
00:33:10,748 --> 00:33:12,917
You--
She could just like the colour.
533
00:33:13,084 --> 00:33:16,129
You don't buy black lingerie
unless you want someone to see it.
534
00:33:17,255 --> 00:33:18,673
Oh.
535
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:22,927
So, uh--
Can I see your room ?
536
00:33:24,345 --> 00:33:27,015
No.
537
00:33:29,058 --> 00:33:31,352
A girl's room is very personal.
538
00:33:32,603 --> 00:33:36,024
Oh, okay.
[ Clears Throat ]
539
00:33:38,109 --> 00:33:42,113
[ Beeping Horn ]
540
00:33:45,616 --> 00:33:48,369
- Nice bike.
- Yeah, you think so ?
541
00:34:02,634 --> 00:34:05,720
Wow.
Is this what a bar looks like ?
542
00:34:06,929 --> 00:34:10,224
Don't touch anything.
You may get hepatitis.
543
00:34:20,068 --> 00:34:22,528
So, what have you got for me ?
544
00:34:22,654 --> 00:34:27,241
A little insight
into a very complicated girl.
545
00:34:27,408 --> 00:34:30,244
Excuse me.
Just one question before we start.
546
00:34:30,370 --> 00:34:33,247
Should you be drinking alcohol
when you don't have a liver ?
547
00:34:33,373 --> 00:34:36,918
- What ?
- Nothing. Nothing.
548
00:34:37,043 --> 00:34:41,589
All right, first thing.
Kat hates smokers.
549
00:34:44,300 --> 00:34:47,679
So, you're telling me
I'm a... non-smoker.
550
00:34:47,804 --> 00:34:52,141
- Yes. Well, just for now.
- And here's another problem.
551
00:34:52,266 --> 00:34:57,021
Bianca said that Kat likes pretty guys.
552
00:35:03,653 --> 00:35:07,115
- Are you telling me
I'm not a pretty guy ?
- He's very pretty !
553
00:35:07,281 --> 00:35:09,826
- This is a gorgeous guy.
- I just wasn't sure. I didn't know.
554
00:35:12,620 --> 00:35:16,499
All right. Uh, yeah, okay.
Here's this.
555
00:35:16,666 --> 00:35:19,419
[ Clears Throat ]
''Likes.
556
00:35:19,544 --> 00:35:23,756
''Thai food, feminist prose
and angry girl music...
557
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:26,175
of the indie rock persuasion.''
558
00:35:26,342 --> 00:35:29,137
Here's a list of CDs
she has in her room.
559
00:35:31,639 --> 00:35:33,641
So, I'm supposed to buy her
some noodles and a book...
560
00:35:33,808 --> 00:35:35,977
and sit around listening to chicks who
can't play their instruments, right ?
561
00:35:36,060 --> 00:35:38,229
Have you ever been to Club Skunk ?
562
00:35:38,354 --> 00:35:41,691
[ Cameron ] Her favourite band's
playing there tomorrow night.
563
00:35:41,858 --> 00:35:43,901
I can't be seen at Club Skunk,
all right ?
564
00:35:44,068 --> 00:35:46,404
But she'll be there.
She's got tickets.
565
00:35:46,571 --> 00:35:48,698
Assail your ears for one night.
566
00:35:50,700 --> 00:35:53,369
She has a pair of black underwear.
567
00:35:54,579 --> 00:35:56,748
[ Cameron ]
lf that helps.
568
00:35:56,914 --> 00:35:59,667
Couldn't hurt, right ?
[ Chuckles ]
569
00:35:59,834 --> 00:36:02,503
[ Rock ]
570
00:36:14,599 --> 00:36:18,019
You can talk
571
00:36:18,102 --> 00:36:21,606
You can talk about it
572
00:36:21,731 --> 00:36:25,193
lf I'm wrong
573
00:36:25,276 --> 00:36:28,863
lf I'm wrong
I'll take the blame
574
00:36:28,988 --> 00:36:32,367
You can talk
575
00:36:32,533 --> 00:36:35,953
As the hours slip away
576
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:39,540
As my own
577
00:36:39,666 --> 00:36:43,878
I can call another day
578
00:36:44,045 --> 00:36:47,507
Come on, come on
579
00:36:47,632 --> 00:36:50,927
To my embrace
580
00:36:51,094 --> 00:36:54,764
How you sleep so easy
581
00:36:54,931 --> 00:36:58,601
Is a mystery
582
00:36:58,726 --> 00:37:02,563
You caught my ear
583
00:37:02,730 --> 00:37:06,526
Pressed to the glass
Pressed to the wall
584
00:37:06,609 --> 00:37:09,821
By the way
585
00:37:09,988 --> 00:37:13,408
It's your second face
I didn't see
586
00:37:13,574 --> 00:37:16,077
Thought what I heard
587
00:37:16,202 --> 00:37:18,204
- [ Continues, indistinct ]
- Verona ! What are you doing here ?
588
00:37:18,329 --> 00:37:21,082
I need agua !
589
00:37:21,207 --> 00:37:26,004
All the things
I didn't know about you
590
00:37:26,170 --> 00:37:28,673
- So won't you come on, come on
- Two waters.
591
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:34,178
Come on to my embrace
592
00:37:36,681 --> 00:37:39,183
lf you're planning on asking me out,
you might as well just get it over with.
593
00:37:39,309 --> 00:37:42,895
Do you mind ?
You're kind of ruining this for me.
594
00:37:42,979 --> 00:37:45,273
You're not surrounded by
your usual cloud of smoke.
595
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:48,318
I know. I quit.
Apparently they're bad for you.
596
00:37:48,484 --> 00:37:51,529
You think ?
597
00:37:51,696 --> 00:37:54,824
You know, these guys
are no Bikini Kill or the Raincoats.
598
00:37:54,949 --> 00:37:56,993
But they're not bad.
599
00:38:00,163 --> 00:38:04,000
- You know who the Raincoats are ?
- Why, don't you ?
600
00:38:06,544 --> 00:38:09,380
I was watching you out there before.
I've never seen you look so sexy.
601
00:38:09,547 --> 00:38:12,508
- [ Stops ]
- [ Laughing ]
602
00:38:19,515 --> 00:38:23,436
- Come to Bogey's party with me.
- You never give up, do you ?
603
00:38:23,561 --> 00:38:26,314
- [ Band Starts ]
- Was that a yes ?
604
00:38:26,397 --> 00:38:30,318
- No.
- Well, then, was that a no ?
605
00:38:30,443 --> 00:38:33,655
- No.
- I'll see you at 9:30 then !
606
00:38:44,499 --> 00:38:47,335
Should have used the window.
607
00:38:47,502 --> 00:38:50,630
- Hi, Daddy.
- Hi.
608
00:38:50,713 --> 00:38:52,632
Where are we going ?
609
00:38:52,757 --> 00:38:55,760
Well, if you must know,
a small study group of friends.
610
00:38:55,927 --> 00:38:58,179
Otherwise known as an orgy ?
611
00:38:58,304 --> 00:39:00,390
Mr. Stratford, it's just a party.
612
00:39:00,556 --> 00:39:03,810
And hell is just a sauna.
613
00:39:03,893 --> 00:39:06,187
Do you know anything about a party ?
614
00:39:06,354 --> 00:39:10,024
- People expect me to be there.
- Kat's not going, you're not going.
615
00:39:10,108 --> 00:39:12,360
Why can't you be normal ?
616
00:39:12,527 --> 00:39:15,196
- Define ''normal.''
- Bogey Lowenstein's party is normal.
617
00:39:15,321 --> 00:39:18,074
- What's a Bogey Lowenstein ?
- Bogey's party is just a lame excuse...
618
00:39:18,241 --> 00:39:21,369
for all the idiots at our school
to drink beer
and rub up against each other...
619
00:39:21,494 --> 00:39:23,746
in hopes of distracting themselves
from the pathetic emptiness...
620
00:39:23,913 --> 00:39:27,041
- of their meaningless--
- [ Together ]
Meaningless, consumer-driven lives.
621
00:39:27,166 --> 00:39:30,336
- [ Chuckles ]
- Can you, for just one night,
622
00:39:30,420 --> 00:39:33,506
forget that you're completely wretched
and be my sister ?
623
00:39:33,589 --> 00:39:36,759
Please ?
624
00:39:36,926 --> 00:39:39,345
Please ?
625
00:39:39,429 --> 00:39:44,225
[ Sighs ] Come on, Kat.
Please do this for me.
626
00:39:46,311 --> 00:39:48,146
Fine.
I'll make an appearance.
627
00:39:49,522 --> 00:39:52,692
[ Shrieking ]
628
00:39:54,319 --> 00:39:57,113
- It's starting.
- It's just a party, Daddy.
629
00:39:59,157 --> 00:40:01,075
I want you to wear the belly.
630
00:40:01,159 --> 00:40:04,162
- [ Gasps ]
- Daddy, no.
631
00:40:04,287 --> 00:40:06,164
Not all night.
632
00:40:06,331 --> 00:40:09,083
Just around the living room for a minute
so you can understand...
633
00:40:09,208 --> 00:40:11,794
the full weight of your decisions.
634
00:40:13,963 --> 00:40:16,132
- I am perfectly aware--
- Listen to me.
635
00:40:16,257 --> 00:40:18,468
Every time you even think
about kissing a boy,
636
00:40:18,635 --> 00:40:21,346
I want you to picture wearing this
under your halter top.
637
00:40:21,471 --> 00:40:23,514
- You are so completely unbalanced.
- [ Groans ]
638
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:26,601
- We're going now.
- All right, wait a minute.
639
00:40:26,726 --> 00:40:28,728
No drinking, no drugs, no kissing,
640
00:40:28,811 --> 00:40:33,232
no tattoos, no piercings,
no ritual animal slaughters of any kind.
641
00:40:33,358 --> 00:40:36,527
- Oh, God, I'm giving them ideas.
- [ Sighs ] Daddy !
642
00:40:38,029 --> 00:40:40,782
- What are you doing here ?
- 9:30, right ?
643
00:40:40,865 --> 00:40:44,285
- Oh, I'm early.
- Whatever. I'm driving.
644
00:40:44,369 --> 00:40:46,371
Who knocked up your sister ?
645
00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:52,877
So then, Bianca says that I was right,
646
00:40:53,044 --> 00:40:55,546
that she didn't wear the Kenneth Coles
with that dress...
647
00:40:55,713 --> 00:40:59,425
because she thought that it was,
uh, mixing genres, right ?
648
00:40:59,509 --> 00:41:03,054
And the fact that I noticed--
and this is a direct quote, listen--
649
00:41:03,179 --> 00:41:05,640
''Really meant something.''
650
00:41:05,765 --> 00:41:08,351
You told me that part already.
651
00:41:08,476 --> 00:41:10,353
I've been thinking about her
all the time.
652
00:41:10,478 --> 00:41:15,316
Stop being so self-involved
for one minute. How do I look ?
653
00:41:15,441 --> 00:41:18,236
You look like my Great-Uncle Milton.
654
00:41:18,361 --> 00:41:20,571
- You think I should lose the tie ?
- Yeah.
655
00:41:20,738 --> 00:41:23,282
Maybe you're right.
I'm just so nervous.
656
00:41:23,408 --> 00:41:26,327
And I'm also very excited.
I'm nervous, I'm excited.
657
00:41:26,452 --> 00:41:28,329
It's all very mixed up.
I don't know what to do !
658
00:41:28,496 --> 00:41:31,207
All right, just calm down,
all right ? Shh.
659
00:41:31,332 --> 00:41:34,335
The last party I went to
was at Chuck E. Cheese.
660
00:41:34,419 --> 00:41:37,922
You want to talk about some fun.
That's a good time.
661
00:42:01,988 --> 00:42:05,783
Now, remember, guys.
Don't touch anything. [ Chuckles ]
662
00:42:05,908 --> 00:42:10,038
Oop !
What did I tell you ?
663
00:42:10,204 --> 00:42:14,542
- [ Doorbell Ringing ]
- Oh. Must be Nigel with the Brie.
664
00:42:15,626 --> 00:42:20,631
- [ Kicking Door ]
- [ Group Cheering ]
665
00:42:24,886 --> 00:42:28,348
[ Funk ]
666
00:42:41,069 --> 00:42:45,156
You know, I'm--
I'm thinking of getting a Tercel.
667
00:42:45,323 --> 00:42:49,077
Yeah, that's a Toyota.
668
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:52,664
It has dual side air bags
and a spacious back seat.
669
00:42:59,087 --> 00:43:01,547
- Kiss me !
- Kiss him.
670
00:43:01,631 --> 00:43:04,217
- Okay.
- Good.
671
00:43:07,220 --> 00:43:09,555
- Hey, thanks, man !
- [ Body Thuds ]
672
00:43:12,475 --> 00:43:14,727
Sweet.
673
00:43:14,852 --> 00:43:17,522
Looking fresh tonight, pussy cat.
674
00:43:17,647 --> 00:43:21,776
Wait. Was that--
Did your hairline just recede ?
675
00:43:21,901 --> 00:43:24,696
- Hey, where are you goin' ?
- Away.
676
00:43:24,862 --> 00:43:27,198
- Your sister here ?
- Stay away from my sister.
677
00:43:27,365 --> 00:43:29,951
Oh, I'll stay away
from your sister.
678
00:43:30,118 --> 00:43:32,537
But I can't guarantee
she'll stay away from me.
679
00:43:32,704 --> 00:43:36,624
- Fight !
- Ooh, fight !
680
00:43:36,791 --> 00:43:40,044
[ Cheering, Hooting ]
681
00:43:44,257 --> 00:43:46,134
You guys, please !
Take it outside !
682
00:43:48,594 --> 00:43:52,098
[ Group Gasping ]
683
00:43:52,181 --> 00:43:54,309
Thank you !
684
00:43:56,144 --> 00:43:59,022
Hey, Kat.
Look who found me.
685
00:44:00,398 --> 00:44:03,526
- Bianca, wait.
- Please do not address me in public.
686
00:44:03,651 --> 00:44:05,528
No, there's something
I need to tell you.
687
00:44:05,653 --> 00:44:09,324
I am busy enjoying my adolescence,
so scamper off and do the same.
688
00:44:09,407 --> 00:44:11,326
Bu-bye.
689
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:16,205
Want one ?
690
00:44:16,372 --> 00:44:18,833
- What is this ?
- Right on, sister !
691
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,961
- [ Coughs ]
- I've been looking
all over the place for you.
692
00:44:22,086 --> 00:44:24,881
I'm getting trashed, man. Isn't that
what you're supposed to do at a party ?
693
00:44:25,006 --> 00:44:27,133
I don't know.
I say do what you want to do.
694
00:44:27,216 --> 00:44:29,552
Funny.
You're the only one.
695
00:44:29,677 --> 00:44:31,804
Later.
696
00:44:43,650 --> 00:44:46,110
Lord of the dance !
Hi, Heather.
697
00:44:46,277 --> 00:44:49,113
- Bite me.
- [ Chuckles ] Should've kept the tie.
698
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:52,241
Hey. Hey, have you seen her
around anywhere ?
699
00:44:52,408 --> 00:44:55,328
- Relax.
- Relax ? I'm fine.
700
00:44:55,453 --> 00:44:57,997
Follow the love.
701
00:45:00,124 --> 00:45:02,293
Hi, Bianca.
702
00:45:02,460 --> 00:45:05,963
Oh, hi, Cameron.
703
00:45:06,089 --> 00:45:08,758
Um, you know Chastity ?
704
00:45:08,883 --> 00:45:12,762
Uh, yeah. I think, uh,
we have art together, right ?
705
00:45:12,887 --> 00:45:15,181
Neat.
706
00:45:15,306 --> 00:45:18,393
So, um, you--
707
00:45:18,518 --> 00:45:21,896
You really look amazing.
708
00:45:22,021 --> 00:45:24,816
- Thanks.
- And we all know I look amazing.
709
00:45:24,941 --> 00:45:27,193
- [ Both Laughing ]
- Yeah.
710
00:45:27,318 --> 00:45:31,280
Bianca, let's go. We're all
congregating around Mr. Cuervo.
711
00:45:31,447 --> 00:45:33,908
Um, I'll see you around, okay ?
712
00:45:46,170 --> 00:45:48,923
- [ Giggling ]
- So, I've got the Sears
catalogue thing going...
713
00:45:49,007 --> 00:45:52,135
and the tube sock gig--
that is gonna be huge.
714
00:45:52,302 --> 00:45:55,138
- [ Screams ]
- [ Crowd Gasping ]
715
00:45:55,263 --> 00:45:57,473
And I'm up for
a haemorrhoid cream ad next week.
716
00:45:57,640 --> 00:45:59,934
I know it sounds
kind of bogus, but...
717
00:46:00,101 --> 00:46:02,895
I get to do some acting.
718
00:46:10,862 --> 00:46:13,865
- You see what I did there ?
- Uh-huh.
719
00:46:13,990 --> 00:46:17,327
That was underwear. I'll show you
the bathing suit one again.
720
00:46:20,204 --> 00:46:23,541
You see the difference ?
721
00:46:23,708 --> 00:46:25,585
All right, I'll show you guys.
722
00:46:32,175 --> 00:46:34,344
Ohhh !
723
00:46:39,015 --> 00:46:44,395
Please tell me I am crazy
724
00:46:45,563 --> 00:46:48,358
That I'm wasting time with you
725
00:46:51,569 --> 00:46:54,113
You'll never be mine
726
00:46:56,532 --> 00:46:59,369
Is it me, or does this party
all of a sudden suck ?
727
00:47:05,958 --> 00:47:08,169
Really, really,
728
00:47:08,252 --> 00:47:10,380
thank you !
729
00:47:10,546 --> 00:47:13,049
Hey. Hey, Kat, why don't you
let me have this one, huh ?
730
00:47:13,216 --> 00:47:16,135
No !
This one's mine.
731
00:47:16,260 --> 00:47:19,013
My man !
How did you get her to do it ?
732
00:47:19,138 --> 00:47:21,265
- Do what ?
- Act like a human.
733
00:47:21,432 --> 00:47:25,520
- [ Rap ]
- Yeah ! All right !
734
00:47:25,687 --> 00:47:27,605
Go !
735
00:47:31,693 --> 00:47:34,070
See this ?
736
00:47:40,410 --> 00:47:42,912
Whoo !
737
00:47:58,845 --> 00:48:01,389
[ Head Hitting Chandelier ]
738
00:48:04,976 --> 00:48:08,021
- Are you okay ?
- I'm fine.
739
00:48:10,148 --> 00:48:13,484
You're not fine.
Come on.
740
00:48:13,651 --> 00:48:17,488
- I just need to lie down.
- Uh-huh. You lie down
and you'll go to sleep.
741
00:48:17,613 --> 00:48:20,325
- Sleep is good.
- Not if you have a concussion.
742
00:48:20,450 --> 00:48:23,661
Come on.
Here, sit down.
743
00:48:23,786 --> 00:48:26,372
- Sit.
- Hey, hey, we need to talk.
744
00:48:26,456 --> 00:48:29,417
- I'm a little busy right now.
- Can you give me a second ?
745
00:48:34,130 --> 00:48:36,382
- What ?
- It's off, okay? The whole thing's off.
746
00:48:36,507 --> 00:48:39,260
- What are you talking about ?
- [ Sighs ]
747
00:48:39,344 --> 00:48:42,347
She never wanted me.
She wanted Joey the whole time.
748
00:48:42,472 --> 00:48:44,932
Cameron, do you like the girl ?
749
00:48:45,058 --> 00:48:47,977
- Yeah.
- And is she worth all this trouble ?
750
00:48:48,144 --> 00:48:50,104
I thought she was, but, you know, I--
751
00:48:50,271 --> 00:48:51,689
Well, she is or she isn't.
752
00:48:51,856 --> 00:48:54,901
See, first of all,
Joey is not half the man you are.
753
00:48:54,984 --> 00:48:59,781
Secondly, don't let anyone
ever make you feel like
you don't deserve what you want.
754
00:48:59,864 --> 00:49:02,617
Go for it !
755
00:49:02,742 --> 00:49:05,119
- [ Softly Whimpering ]
- [ Gasps ]
756
00:49:05,244 --> 00:49:08,289
- Come on.
- Why ?
757
00:49:08,456 --> 00:49:10,291
[ Chuckles ]
758
00:49:15,296 --> 00:49:17,173
[ Sighs ]
759
00:49:17,340 --> 00:49:19,175
- This is so patronizing.
- [ Groans ]
760
00:49:19,342 --> 00:49:21,594
Leave it to you to use big words
when you're smashed.
761
00:49:21,678 --> 00:49:26,224
- [ Chuckles ] I don't think so.
- Kat.
762
00:49:26,349 --> 00:49:29,352
- Why are you doing this ?
- I told you. You may have a concussion.
763
00:49:29,477 --> 00:49:31,354
You don't care if I never wake up.
764
00:49:31,479 --> 00:49:33,356
- Sure I do.
- Why ?
765
00:49:33,523 --> 00:49:36,317
Because then I'd have to start
taking out girls who actually like me.
766
00:49:36,484 --> 00:49:38,569
- Like you could find one.
- Oh, see ? That, there.
767
00:49:38,736 --> 00:49:40,780
Who needs affection
when I have blind hatred ?
768
00:49:40,863 --> 00:49:44,325
- I just-- Let me sit down for a while.
- All right. There.
769
00:49:49,831 --> 00:49:53,376
- [ Gasps ] Geez !
- Whoo ! [ Chuckles ]
770
00:49:59,382 --> 00:50:01,718
- So, why'd you let him get to you ?
- Who ?
771
00:50:01,843 --> 00:50:04,804
- Joey.
- I hate him.
772
00:50:04,887 --> 00:50:09,309
Well, you've chosen the perfect
revenge-- mainlining tequila.
773
00:50:11,102 --> 00:50:15,732
- Well, you know what they say.
- Nope. What do they say ?
774
00:50:15,857 --> 00:50:19,027
No, no, no, no. Kat, come on, wake up !
Look at me !
775
00:50:19,110 --> 00:50:21,404
Listen to me, Kat !
Open your eyes !
776
00:50:21,529 --> 00:50:24,324
[ Panting ]
777
00:50:28,119 --> 00:50:30,079
Hey.
778
00:50:30,246 --> 00:50:32,457
Your eyes have
a little green in them.
779
00:50:32,582 --> 00:50:35,460
[ Chuckles ]
780
00:50:37,754 --> 00:50:39,756
[ Vomiting ]
781
00:50:39,881 --> 00:50:42,759
[ Coughing ]
782
00:50:47,555 --> 00:50:49,766
[ Coughing Continues ]
783
00:50:49,891 --> 00:50:51,893
I don't know if we should go.
784
00:50:52,060 --> 00:50:54,812
Hey, a bunch of us
are going to Jarrett's. Ready ?
785
00:50:54,937 --> 00:50:57,440
Um, I have to be home in 20 minutes.
786
00:50:57,565 --> 00:51:01,027
Well, you know I don't have to be home
till 2:00, so--
787
00:51:01,152 --> 00:51:04,906
- One more chance.
- Aw, man, I can't.
788
00:51:04,989 --> 00:51:08,409
- Damn.
- That's a shame.
789
00:51:08,534 --> 00:51:10,453
- You wanna go ?
- Sure.
790
00:51:10,578 --> 00:51:13,539
- Chastity !
- Hey, you passed.
791
00:51:13,665 --> 00:51:15,541
Bitch.
792
00:51:19,462 --> 00:51:22,924
- Hey. Have fun tonight ?
- Tons.
793
00:51:23,049 --> 00:51:25,301
Hey, Cameron ?
Um--
794
00:51:26,678 --> 00:51:29,305
Do you think you could
give me a ride home ?
795
00:51:31,766 --> 00:51:34,727
- [ ''Cruel To Be Kind'' ]
- I should do this.
796
00:51:34,852 --> 00:51:37,689
- Do what ?
- This !
797
00:51:37,814 --> 00:51:40,650
- Start a band ?
- No, install car stereos.
798
00:51:40,775 --> 00:51:45,321
Yeah, start a band.
My father would love that.
799
00:51:45,446 --> 00:51:48,116
I pick myself up off the ground
800
00:51:48,241 --> 00:51:50,243
To have you knock me back down
801
00:51:50,326 --> 00:51:53,204
Again and again
802
00:51:53,329 --> 00:51:55,206
And when I ask you to explain
803
00:51:55,373 --> 00:51:57,458
[ Turns Radio Off ]
804
00:51:57,583 --> 00:52:01,587
You don't strike me as the type that
would ask your father for permission.
805
00:52:01,671 --> 00:52:05,049
- Oh, so now you think you know me ?
- I'm getting there.
806
00:52:05,216 --> 00:52:07,885
The only thing people know
about me is that I'm scary.
807
00:52:10,013 --> 00:52:12,682
Yeah, well, I'm no picnic myself.
808
00:52:19,022 --> 00:52:23,443
Uh, so what's up with your dad ?
Is he-- Is he a pain in the ass ?
809
00:52:23,526 --> 00:52:26,738
No, he just wants me to be
somebody that I'm not.
810
00:52:26,863 --> 00:52:28,740
- Who ?
- [ Mockingly ] Bianca.
811
00:52:28,865 --> 00:52:31,117
Oh, Bianca.
812
00:52:34,245 --> 00:52:37,290
No offence or anything-- I mean
I know everyone ''digs'' your sister--
813
00:52:37,415 --> 00:52:40,293
but, um, she's without.
814
00:52:47,425 --> 00:52:50,553
You know,
815
00:52:50,678 --> 00:52:53,765
you're not as vile
as I thought you were.
816
00:53:03,024 --> 00:53:05,526
Maybe we should do this another time.
817
00:53:11,074 --> 00:53:13,076
[ Scoffs ]
818
00:53:33,179 --> 00:53:36,057
[ Car Radio ]
819
00:53:42,855 --> 00:53:45,066
[ Engine, Radio Stop ]
820
00:53:51,447 --> 00:53:54,617
You never wanted
to go sailing with me, did you ?
821
00:53:55,994 --> 00:53:58,413
Yes, I did.
822
00:53:58,538 --> 00:54:00,748
No, you didn't.
823
00:54:02,041 --> 00:54:04,627
Okay, no, not actually--
824
00:54:04,752 --> 00:54:07,463
Well, then that's all
you had to say.
825
00:54:09,674 --> 00:54:12,510
Have you always been this selfish ?
826
00:54:15,138 --> 00:54:17,640
[ Softly ]
Yes.
827
00:54:20,059 --> 00:54:21,936
You know, just 'cause you're beautiful,
828
00:54:22,020 --> 00:54:26,149
that doesn't mean that you can
treat people like they don't matter.
829
00:54:26,316 --> 00:54:29,527
I mean, I really liked you, okay.
830
00:54:29,694 --> 00:54:32,322
I-I defended you
when people called you conceited,
831
00:54:32,447 --> 00:54:34,324
I helped you when you asked me to,
832
00:54:34,449 --> 00:54:38,786
I learned French for you and then
you just blow me off so you could just--
833
00:55:08,733 --> 00:55:11,569
And I'm back in the game !
834
00:55:14,364 --> 00:55:18,868
Kat, me lady.
You sway to the rhythm of me heart.
835
00:55:19,035 --> 00:55:20,870
Dance for me, cowgirl.
836
00:55:20,995 --> 00:55:23,748
Kat babe, what do we owe you
for the table dance ?
837
00:55:23,915 --> 00:55:27,752
All right, not that I give a damn,
but how was everybody's weekend ?
838
00:55:27,919 --> 00:55:30,838
Oh, I don't know.
Maybe we should ask Kat.
839
00:55:31,005 --> 00:55:32,840
Unless she kicked the crap
out of your dumb butt,
840
00:55:32,965 --> 00:55:34,509
I don't wanna hear about it.
841
00:55:34,676 --> 00:55:39,806
Okay, let's open up our books
to page 73, Sonnet 141.
842
00:55:39,931 --> 00:55:41,808
And listen up.
843
00:55:41,933 --> 00:55:45,853
In faith, I do not love thee
with mine eyes. For they and thee
a thousand errors note.
844
00:55:45,979 --> 00:55:48,356
But 'tis my heart loves what
they despise.
845
00:55:48,481 --> 00:55:52,110
Who in despite of view
is pleas'd to dote.
846
00:55:52,235 --> 00:55:55,863
Now, I know Shakespeare's
a dead white guy,
847
00:55:55,989 --> 00:55:58,449
but he knows his shit,
so we can overlook that.
848
00:55:58,616 --> 00:56:01,411
I want you all to write
your own version of this sonnet.
849
00:56:01,536 --> 00:56:03,663
[ Class Groans ]
850
00:56:03,746 --> 00:56:06,833
Yes, Miss I-Have-An-Opinion-
About-Everything ?
851
00:56:06,958 --> 00:56:08,876
Do you want this
in iambic pentameter ?
852
00:56:09,043 --> 00:56:11,879
You're not gonna fight me on this ?
853
00:56:11,963 --> 00:56:13,881
No, I think it's
a really good assignment.
854
00:56:14,007 --> 00:56:17,135
[ Chuckles ] You're just
messin' with me, aren't you ?
855
00:56:17,260 --> 00:56:21,222
- No, I'm really looking forward
to writing it.
- Get out of my class.
856
00:56:21,347 --> 00:56:23,599
- What ?
- Out. Get out !
857
00:56:30,815 --> 00:56:33,067
- Thanks, Mr. Morgan.
- Shut up.
858
00:56:46,039 --> 00:56:50,251
I can't get enough of you, baby
859
00:56:50,418 --> 00:56:53,671
I can't get enough of you, baby
860
00:56:53,796 --> 00:56:56,799
Yes, it's true
861
00:56:56,924 --> 00:57:00,511
Hey. Cool picture.
862
00:57:00,678 --> 00:57:03,598
What's that collar for ? Is that
to keep him from licking his stitches ?
863
00:57:03,681 --> 00:57:06,601
[ Laughing ]
864
00:57:06,684 --> 00:57:11,105
Kidding. No, because I know
you're a fan of Shakespeare.
865
00:57:11,272 --> 00:57:15,443
[ Scoffs ] More than a fan.
We're involved.
866
00:57:15,568 --> 00:57:18,071
Okay.
867
00:57:18,154 --> 00:57:22,033
Who could refrain,
that had a heart to love...
868
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:26,329
- and in that heart--
- Courage to make love known.
869
00:57:26,454 --> 00:57:29,666
- That's Macbeth, right ?
- Right.
870
00:57:31,417 --> 00:57:35,254
So, listen, I--
I have this friend...
871
00:57:35,338 --> 00:57:37,548
and he likes your friend--
872
00:57:37,715 --> 00:57:40,551
- [ People Chattering ]
- [ Whistle Blowing ]
873
00:57:44,555 --> 00:57:46,557
What did you do to her ?
874
00:57:46,724 --> 00:57:49,394
I didn't do anything.
She would've been too drunk to remember.
875
00:57:49,519 --> 00:57:52,855
- But the plan was working.
- What do you care ?
I thought you wanted out.
876
00:57:54,148 --> 00:57:56,484
Yeah, well, I did, but, uh,
877
00:57:56,609 --> 00:57:58,820
that was until she kissed me.
878
00:57:58,945 --> 00:58:02,573
- Where ?
- In the car.
879
00:58:04,993 --> 00:58:06,828
Sorry.
880
00:58:06,995 --> 00:58:08,830
- Dweeb ! Putz !
- I'm sorry.
881
00:58:08,997 --> 00:58:11,958
- All right, I talked to her.
I got the scoop.
- What'd she say ?
882
00:58:12,083 --> 00:58:14,293
''Hates with him the fire
of a thousand suns.''
883
00:58:14,377 --> 00:58:15,795
That's a direct quote.
884
00:58:17,088 --> 00:58:19,882
Thanks, Malcolm.
That's very comforting of you.
885
00:58:20,049 --> 00:58:23,636
We don't know.
She could need a day to cool off.
886
00:58:29,350 --> 00:58:31,436
Maybe two.
887
00:58:34,605 --> 00:58:38,359
Take time for your pleasure
and laugh with love
888
00:58:38,484 --> 00:58:42,447
Take the hand of another
and sing for the wings of a dove
889
00:58:42,572 --> 00:58:43,948
Hey !
890
00:58:44,115 --> 00:58:47,160
Can you imagine who would go to
that antiquated mating ritual ?
891
00:58:47,243 --> 00:58:49,495
I would, but I don't have a date.
892
00:58:49,620 --> 00:58:51,497
Do you really want
to get all dressed up...
893
00:58:51,581 --> 00:58:54,751
so some Drakkar Noir-wearing Dexter
with a boner can feel you up...
894
00:58:54,917 --> 00:58:58,087
while you're forced to listen
to a band that by definition blows ?
895
00:58:58,212 --> 00:59:00,548
All right, all right, we won't go.
896
00:59:00,673 --> 00:59:02,884
It's not like I've got a dress anyway.
897
00:59:03,009 --> 00:59:05,428
You're looking at this from
entirely the wrong perspective.
898
00:59:05,553 --> 00:59:07,430
We're making a statement.
899
00:59:07,555 --> 00:59:11,225
Oh, goody.
Something new and different for us.
900
00:59:11,309 --> 00:59:13,436
Whoa, whoa
901
00:59:13,603 --> 00:59:15,438
For the wings of a dove
902
00:59:15,563 --> 00:59:17,565
Whoa, whoa
903
00:59:17,649 --> 00:59:19,567
For the wings of a dove
904
00:59:19,651 --> 00:59:21,736
- Whoa, whoa
- Yeah, yeah, yeah
905
00:59:21,819 --> 00:59:23,738
For the wings of a dove
906
00:59:23,821 --> 00:59:25,948
Whoa, whoa
907
00:59:26,115 --> 00:59:28,242
For the wings of a do-o-ove
908
00:59:28,368 --> 00:59:31,996
- Hey there, Cupid.
- [ Exasperated Sigh ] Hi, Joey.
909
00:59:32,121 --> 00:59:35,416
You're concentrating awfully hard
considering it's gym class.
910
00:59:35,583 --> 00:59:37,418
- [ Man Yelps ]
- Can I help you ?
911
00:59:37,585 --> 00:59:39,420
I want to talk to you about prom.
912
00:59:39,545 --> 00:59:42,757
Ow ! Ow-ooo !
913
00:59:45,134 --> 00:59:48,096
Look, you know the deal:
I can't go if Kat doesn't go.
914
00:59:48,221 --> 00:59:50,807
Your sister is going.
915
00:59:50,932 --> 00:59:55,603
- Since when ?
- Let's just say I'm taking care of it.
916
01:00:00,274 --> 01:00:03,903
This should take care of the flowers,
the limo, the tux, everything.
917
01:00:03,987 --> 01:00:06,614
Just make sure she gets to the prom.
918
01:00:06,781 --> 01:00:10,076
Do you know what ?
I'm sick of playing your little game.
919
01:00:10,159 --> 01:00:12,078
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
920
01:00:12,203 --> 01:00:15,748
You sick of, let's say, 300 ?
921
01:00:34,559 --> 01:00:37,562
I'm not the sort of person
922
01:00:37,729 --> 01:00:40,189
Who falls
923
01:00:40,356 --> 01:00:44,319
In and quickly out of love
924
01:00:44,444 --> 01:00:48,740
But to you I gave my affection
925
01:00:48,865 --> 01:00:52,076
Right from the start
926
01:00:53,786 --> 01:00:56,331
I have a lover
927
01:00:56,497 --> 01:00:59,000
Who loves me
928
01:00:59,125 --> 01:01:03,379
How could I break such a heart
929
01:01:03,504 --> 01:01:07,383
And still you get my attention
930
01:01:11,721 --> 01:01:14,641
Why do you come here
931
01:01:14,766 --> 01:01:18,686
When you know
I've got troubles enough
932
01:01:18,853 --> 01:01:22,315
Why do you call me
933
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:26,277
When you know
I can't answer the phone
934
01:01:26,402 --> 01:01:31,366
Make me lie and I don't want to
935
01:01:31,491 --> 01:01:35,453
And make someone else
some kind of an unknowin' fool
936
01:01:35,620 --> 01:01:38,039
[ Fades ]
937
01:01:38,206 --> 01:01:41,292
Excuse me. Have you seen The
Feminine Mystique ? I've lost my copy.
938
01:01:41,417 --> 01:01:43,961
- What are you doing here ?
- I heard there was a poetry reading.
939
01:01:44,087 --> 01:01:47,090
- You're so--
- Charming.
940
01:01:47,215 --> 01:01:49,217
Wholesome.
941
01:01:49,300 --> 01:01:51,302
Unwelcome.
942
01:01:51,427 --> 01:01:55,556
You're not as mean as you think you are,
you know that ?
943
01:01:55,723 --> 01:01:57,934
And you're not as badass
as you think you are.
944
01:01:58,059 --> 01:02:00,603
Ooo, someone still has
her panties in a twist.
945
01:02:00,728 --> 01:02:04,065
Don't for one minute think that you had
any effect whatsoever on my panties.
946
01:02:04,232 --> 01:02:06,067
Then what did I have an effect on ?
947
01:02:06,234 --> 01:02:09,070
Other than my upchuck reflex,
nothing.
948
01:02:20,832 --> 01:02:23,292
You're right, she's still pissed.
949
01:02:23,459 --> 01:02:25,461
Sweet love, renew thy force.
950
01:02:25,628 --> 01:02:29,674
Hey ! Don't say shit like that to me.
People can hear you.
951
01:02:29,841 --> 01:02:31,676
Look, you embarrassed the girl.
952
01:02:31,843 --> 01:02:35,680
Sacrifice yourself on
the altar of dignity and even the score.
953
01:02:38,725 --> 01:02:41,602
Listen, don't say shit like that to him.
954
01:02:41,769 --> 01:02:44,272
People can hear you.
955
01:02:44,439 --> 01:02:49,736
There's a new kind of world
that's taking over
956
01:02:49,819 --> 01:02:53,031
It's got devils
It's got angels
957
01:02:53,197 --> 01:02:55,283
Sitting on my shoulders
958
01:02:55,408 --> 01:03:00,288
There's a new kind of world
that's taking over
959
01:03:04,876 --> 01:03:07,128
[ Microphone Feeds Back ]
960
01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:17,805
[ Patrick ]
You're just too good to be true
961
01:03:17,930 --> 01:03:21,893
Can't take my eyes off of you
962
01:03:22,018 --> 01:03:25,104
You'd be like heaven to touch
963
01:03:25,188 --> 01:03:29,275
I wanna hold you so much
964
01:03:29,359 --> 01:03:33,321
At long last love has arrived
965
01:03:33,446 --> 01:03:37,200
And I thank God I'm alive
966
01:03:37,325 --> 01:03:40,828
You're just too good to be true
967
01:03:40,953 --> 01:03:44,999
Can't take my eyes off of you
968
01:03:45,083 --> 01:03:47,210
- [ Blowing Whistle ]
- [ Playing Song ]
969
01:04:01,933 --> 01:04:04,686
- I love you, baby
- [ Continues Playing ]
970
01:04:04,811 --> 01:04:08,189
And if it's quite all right
I need you, baby
971
01:04:08,314 --> 01:04:12,694
To warm the lonely night
I love you, baby
972
01:04:12,860 --> 01:04:17,448
Trust in me when I say
973
01:04:17,615 --> 01:04:19,951
Oh, pretty baby
974
01:04:20,076 --> 01:04:23,830
Don't bring me down, I pray
Oh, pretty baby
975
01:04:23,955 --> 01:04:29,669
Now that I found you, stay
and let me love you, baby
976
01:04:29,752 --> 01:04:34,716
Let me love you
977
01:04:34,882 --> 01:04:37,385
[ Continues Playing ]
978
01:04:54,944 --> 01:04:57,071
[ Laughs ]
979
01:05:10,418 --> 01:05:12,587
- [ Grimaces Softly ]
- [ Girl Giggles ]
980
01:05:19,218 --> 01:05:21,429
You look pretty nervous.
981
01:05:21,512 --> 01:05:24,265
[ Timidly ]
Yes, sir.
982
01:05:24,390 --> 01:05:26,559
You're sweating like a pig.
983
01:05:26,643 --> 01:05:28,895
Yes, sir.
984
01:05:29,020 --> 01:05:31,606
Your eyes are all... bloodshot.
985
01:05:31,731 --> 01:05:33,858
Yes, sir.
986
01:05:33,983 --> 01:05:36,361
You've got pot, don't you ?
987
01:05:42,575 --> 01:05:45,787
I'm confiscating this.
988
01:05:53,753 --> 01:05:55,630
This too.
989
01:06:00,051 --> 01:06:03,137
Mr. Chapin, can I talk to you
for a second ?
990
01:06:03,221 --> 01:06:05,139
What can I do for you, Stratford ?
991
01:06:05,223 --> 01:06:07,976
I have some ideas on how
we can improve the girls' soccer team.
992
01:06:08,142 --> 01:06:11,270
Great !
Let's talk about it later.
993
01:06:12,605 --> 01:06:15,483
[ Whispering ]
The window.
994
01:06:15,608 --> 01:06:18,319
The window.
995
01:06:18,486 --> 01:06:21,906
[ Chuckles ] As you know, we have
a really big game with Hillcrest High--
996
01:06:22,031 --> 01:06:24,325
[ Gasps ]
Your bicep is huge !
997
01:06:24,450 --> 01:06:26,661
Oh, my God.
The other one's even bigger.
998
01:06:26,828 --> 01:06:29,789
You don't take steroids, do you,
because I've heard steroids...
999
01:06:29,872 --> 01:06:32,375
can severely disintegrate
your... package ?
1000
01:06:32,500 --> 01:06:35,086
- [ Class Groans ]
- Not that I'm thinking
about your package.
1001
01:06:35,253 --> 01:06:37,463
- That's not the point.
- Let's hope not.
1002
01:06:37,547 --> 01:06:41,092
- [ Floorboard Creaks ]
- The point is they kick
our butts every year.
1003
01:06:41,217 --> 01:06:45,513
I was thinking, I devised a plan that
will enable us to finally defeat them.
1004
01:06:45,638 --> 01:06:47,515
Which is ?
1005
01:06:47,598 --> 01:06:50,184
- That thing that you taught us.
- What thing ?
1006
01:06:50,351 --> 01:06:53,021
- Misdirection.
- I taught you that ?
1007
01:06:53,104 --> 01:06:56,899
Yeah, you or Siegfried or Roy ?
Anyway, that's not important.
1008
01:06:57,066 --> 01:06:59,777
- [ Floorboard Creaks ]
- The-- Think about it.
1009
01:06:59,902 --> 01:07:02,363
Um, they're looking left
and we're running right.
1010
01:07:02,530 --> 01:07:04,657
Bang, we score. We win.
1011
01:07:04,741 --> 01:07:07,618
Okay, but how do we get 'em
to look left ?
1012
01:07:07,744 --> 01:07:11,247
- [ Banging ]
- Um, like this.
1013
01:07:11,372 --> 01:07:13,833
[ Class Cheering ]
1014
01:07:18,463 --> 01:07:21,883
Okay. Well,
1015
01:07:22,008 --> 01:07:24,594
now that you've seen ''the plan,''
1016
01:07:24,761 --> 01:07:29,223
I'm gonna go and show ''the plan''
to someone else.
1017
01:07:30,558 --> 01:07:32,810
Okay.
1018
01:07:32,935 --> 01:07:34,812
Hi.
1019
01:07:38,691 --> 01:07:42,403
[ Both Laughing ]
1020
01:07:42,528 --> 01:07:45,406
I can't thank you enough
for helping me sneak out of detention.
1021
01:07:45,490 --> 01:07:47,408
- Very cool.
- No problem.
1022
01:07:47,492 --> 01:07:50,787
I thought for sure I was busted when I
was climbing out that window, I tell ya.
1023
01:07:50,953 --> 01:07:52,955
So, how did you keep him distracted ?
1024
01:07:53,081 --> 01:07:56,584
I dazzled him with my... wits.
1025
01:07:59,504 --> 01:08:02,048
- So, what's your excuse ?
- For ?
1026
01:08:02,131 --> 01:08:05,093
For acting the way we do ?
1027
01:08:05,218 --> 01:08:07,095
I don't like to do what people expect.
1028
01:08:07,220 --> 01:08:10,306
Why should I live up to other people's
expectations instead of my own ?
1029
01:08:10,431 --> 01:08:13,726
So, you disappoint 'em from the start
and then you're covered, right ?
1030
01:08:14,852 --> 01:08:17,063
Something like that.
1031
01:08:18,815 --> 01:08:21,317
- Then you screwed up.
- How ?
1032
01:08:23,027 --> 01:08:25,738
You never disappointed me.
1033
01:08:33,871 --> 01:08:36,040
Are you up for it ?
1034
01:08:36,207 --> 01:08:38,042
Up for what ?
1035
01:08:46,050 --> 01:08:49,387
[ Groans ]
1036
01:08:49,512 --> 01:08:52,890
Fascinating new thing
1037
01:08:53,057 --> 01:08:54,309
- [ Groans ]
- You delight me
1038
01:08:54,475 --> 01:08:57,603
And I know you're speaking of me
1039
01:08:57,729 --> 01:09:01,149
- [ Laughing ]
- Fascinating new thing
1040
01:09:01,316 --> 01:09:03,234
- [ Screams ]
- Get beside me
1041
01:09:03,401 --> 01:09:06,279
I want you to love me
1042
01:09:08,656 --> 01:09:13,494
I'm surprised that
you've never been told before
1043
01:09:13,578 --> 01:09:16,748
- [ Shouts ]
- That you're lovely
and you're perfect
1044
01:09:16,914 --> 01:09:19,584
And that somebody wants you
1045
01:09:37,060 --> 01:09:41,981
I'm surprised that
you've never been told before
1046
01:09:42,065 --> 01:09:44,442
That you're lovely
and you're perfect
1047
01:09:44,609 --> 01:09:46,819
And that somebody wants you
1048
01:09:46,903 --> 01:09:51,658
I'm surprised that
you've never been told before
1049
01:09:51,783 --> 01:09:54,160
That you're priceless
Yeah, you're holy
1050
01:09:54,243 --> 01:09:57,914
Even when you are not new
1051
01:09:59,248 --> 01:10:02,251
- [ Laughing ]
- All right, come on.
1052
01:10:02,377 --> 01:10:05,088
Fascinating new thing
1053
01:10:06,839 --> 01:10:09,300
Fascinating new thing
1054
01:10:09,467 --> 01:10:11,636
All right
1055
01:10:17,517 --> 01:10:19,644
No, none of that stuff is true.
1056
01:10:19,769 --> 01:10:22,939
- State trooper.
- Fallacy. Dead guy in the parking lot ?
1057
01:10:23,106 --> 01:10:24,983
Rumour. The duck ?
1058
01:10:25,149 --> 01:10:27,527
Hearsay.
Bobby Ridgeway's balls ?
1059
01:10:27,610 --> 01:10:30,488
Fact. But he deserved it.
He tried to grope me in the lunch line.
1060
01:10:30,613 --> 01:10:32,699
- Fair enough.
- The accent ?
1061
01:10:32,782 --> 01:10:36,411
It's real.
I lived in Australia until I was ten.
1062
01:10:36,577 --> 01:10:39,580
- With the Pygmies ?
- [ Chuckles ] Close.
1063
01:10:39,706 --> 01:10:42,542
With my mom.
1064
01:10:42,625 --> 01:10:45,837
Where were you last year ?
I know the porn career is a lie.
1065
01:10:46,004 --> 01:10:48,089
Do you ?
1066
01:10:55,555 --> 01:10:58,766
- Tell me something true.
- Something true.
1067
01:11:01,394 --> 01:11:03,396
I hate peas.
1068
01:11:03,479 --> 01:11:07,108
No. Something real.
Something no one else knows.
1069
01:11:07,191 --> 01:11:09,777
Okay. You're sweet...
1070
01:11:11,738 --> 01:11:13,614
and sexy...
1071
01:11:13,740 --> 01:11:15,616
[ Kisses Neck ]
1072
01:11:15,742 --> 01:11:18,202
and completely hot for me.
1073
01:11:18,328 --> 01:11:21,539
You are amazingly self-assured.
Has anyone ever told you that ?
1074
01:11:21,706 --> 01:11:24,208
I tell myself that every day, actually.
1075
01:11:28,087 --> 01:11:31,966
- Go to the prom with me.
- Is that a request or a command ?
1076
01:11:32,133 --> 01:11:34,427
Come on. Go with me.
1077
01:11:34,552 --> 01:11:37,680
- No.
- No ? Why not ?
1078
01:11:37,805 --> 01:11:40,141
Because I don't want to.
Because it's a stupid tradition.
1079
01:11:40,224 --> 01:11:43,394
Come on.
People won't expect you to go.
1080
01:11:43,561 --> 01:11:45,605
Why are you pushing this ?
1081
01:11:47,523 --> 01:11:50,109
What's in it for you ?
1082
01:11:51,069 --> 01:11:53,488
Oh.
1083
01:11:53,613 --> 01:11:56,407
S-So now I need to have a motive
to want to be with you ?
1084
01:11:56,574 --> 01:11:58,451
You tell me.
1085
01:11:58,576 --> 01:12:02,246
Oh, f--
You need therapy, you know that ?
1086
01:12:02,413 --> 01:12:05,083
Has anyone ever told you that ?
1087
01:12:05,208 --> 01:12:07,460
- Answer the question, Patrick.
- Nothing !
1088
01:12:07,585 --> 01:12:12,006
There is nothing in it for me,
just the pleasure of your company. Okay?
1089
01:12:12,131 --> 01:12:14,050
[ Scoffs ]
1090
01:12:22,684 --> 01:12:25,269
[ Speaking French ]
1091
01:12:36,322 --> 01:12:39,367
Wait. Wait a minute.
That-- That's not on this page.
1092
01:12:51,087 --> 01:12:52,964
Merde.
1093
01:13:14,736 --> 01:13:17,238
[ Groans, Panting ]
1094
01:13:18,948 --> 01:13:20,783
Seven !
1095
01:13:22,660 --> 01:13:24,829
Good.
1096
01:13:28,499 --> 01:13:30,710
- Daddy ?
- Hi, honey.
1097
01:13:30,793 --> 01:13:35,089
I'd like to discuss tomorrow night
with you. As you know, it's the prom--
1098
01:13:41,429 --> 01:13:44,057
The prom ? Kat has a date ?
1099
01:13:44,140 --> 01:13:47,101
Well, no.
1100
01:13:47,185 --> 01:13:52,106
Don't think you're fooling me.
I know who you wanna bend the rules for.
It's that hot-rod Joey.
1101
01:13:52,273 --> 01:13:54,942
What's a hot rod ?
1102
01:13:55,068 --> 01:13:59,489
It's a-- lf your sister's not going,
you're not going. End of story.
1103
01:13:59,614 --> 01:14:02,200
Okay, let's review.
1104
01:14:02,367 --> 01:14:04,952
Kat, not interested;
me, dying to go.
1105
01:14:05,078 --> 01:14:07,205
Do you know what happens at proms ?
1106
01:14:07,330 --> 01:14:10,458
Yes, Daddy. We'll dance,
we'll kiss, we'll come home.
1107
01:14:10,583 --> 01:14:12,919
It's not quite the crisis situation
you imagine.
1108
01:14:13,044 --> 01:14:15,588
Kissing, huh ?
That's what you think happens ?
1109
01:14:15,672 --> 01:14:17,131
Got news for you.
1110
01:14:17,256 --> 01:14:21,010
Kissing isn't what keeps me up to
my elbows in placenta all day long.
1111
01:14:21,177 --> 01:14:24,639
Can we for two seconds ignore the fact
that you're severely unhinged...
1112
01:14:24,722 --> 01:14:26,808
and discuss my need for a night
of teenage normalcy ?
1113
01:14:26,933 --> 01:14:30,103
What's normal ?
Those damn Dawson's River kids...
1114
01:14:30,186 --> 01:14:32,814
sleeping in each other's beds
and whatnot ?
1115
01:14:32,939 --> 01:14:35,483
- Daddy, that is so not--
- Got news for ya.
1116
01:14:35,650 --> 01:14:37,485
I'm down.
I've got the 4-1-1.
1117
01:14:37,610 --> 01:14:40,279
And you are not going out
and getting jiggy with some boy.
1118
01:14:40,363 --> 01:14:41,948
I don't care how dope his ride is.
1119
01:14:42,073 --> 01:14:44,951
[ Groans ]
1120
01:14:47,245 --> 01:14:49,706
My mama didn't raise no fool.
1121
01:14:51,416 --> 01:14:54,419
Thanks, Bill.
1122
01:14:54,627 --> 01:14:57,380
Ridiculous amounts of love
across this nation worldwide.
1123
01:14:57,547 --> 01:15:00,550
- [ Chuckles ]
- Believe it.
1124
01:15:00,717 --> 01:15:02,552
[ Girl ]
This is the true story.
1125
01:15:02,719 --> 01:15:04,554
- The Real World.
- [ Man ] Seattle.
1126
01:15:05,722 --> 01:15:09,434
- [ Knocking ]
- [ Groans ] Come in.
1127
01:15:09,559 --> 01:15:12,437
[ Slow Piano On TV ]
1128
01:15:15,732 --> 01:15:18,318
Listen, I know--
1129
01:15:18,443 --> 01:15:20,320
[ TV Shuts Off ]
1130
01:15:20,445 --> 01:15:23,698
I know you hate having to sit at home
because I'm not Suzy High School.
1131
01:15:23,865 --> 01:15:26,784
- Like you care.
- I do care.
1132
01:15:26,951 --> 01:15:29,537
But I'm a firm believer in doing
something for your own reasons...
1133
01:15:29,662 --> 01:15:31,706
and not someone else's.
1134
01:15:31,831 --> 01:15:34,167
Well, I wish I had that luxury.
1135
01:15:34,292 --> 01:15:37,378
You know, I'm the only sophomore
that got asked to go to the prom...
1136
01:15:37,545 --> 01:15:40,631
and I can't go because
you don't feel like it.
1137
01:15:44,594 --> 01:15:47,388
Joey never told you
that we went out, did he ?
1138
01:15:47,555 --> 01:15:51,934
- Yeah, okay.
- In ninth, for a month.
1139
01:15:57,774 --> 01:16:02,195
- Why ?
- Because he was, like, such a babe.
1140
01:16:02,320 --> 01:16:05,073
- But you hate Joey.
- Now I do.
1141
01:16:05,198 --> 01:16:07,408
So, what happened ?
1142
01:16:12,288 --> 01:16:16,292
Oh ! [ Laughs ]
Please tell me you're joking.
1143
01:16:16,417 --> 01:16:20,463
Just once, right after Mom left.
1144
01:16:20,588 --> 01:16:23,424
Everyone was doing it, so...
1145
01:16:23,508 --> 01:16:26,219
I did it.
1146
01:16:26,344 --> 01:16:29,931
Afterwards I told him I didn't want to
any more because I wasn't ready,
1147
01:16:30,014 --> 01:16:33,267
and he got pissed and he dumped me.
1148
01:16:33,351 --> 01:16:37,271
After that I swore I'd never do anything
just because everyone else was doing it.
1149
01:16:37,355 --> 01:16:39,565
And I haven't since,
1150
01:16:39,691 --> 01:16:44,195
with the exception of Bogey's party
and my stunning digestive pyrotechnics.
1151
01:16:45,947 --> 01:16:48,783
How is it possible
that I did not know about this ?
1152
01:16:48,866 --> 01:16:51,285
I warned him that if he told anyone,
1153
01:16:51,411 --> 01:16:55,540
the cheerleading squad would find out
how tiny his dick is.
1154
01:16:57,917 --> 01:17:00,795
Okay, so why didn't you tell me ?
1155
01:17:02,630 --> 01:17:05,550
I wanted to let you
make up your mind about him.
1156
01:17:07,260 --> 01:17:10,179
Then why did you help Daddy
hold me hostage ?
1157
01:17:10,346 --> 01:17:13,016
It's not like I'm stupid enough
to repeat your mistakes.
1158
01:17:13,182 --> 01:17:15,476
I guess I thought I was protecting you.
1159
01:17:15,601 --> 01:17:18,646
By not letting me experience
anything for myself ?
1160
01:17:18,771 --> 01:17:20,648
Not all experiences are good, Bianca.
1161
01:17:20,773 --> 01:17:23,401
You can't always trust
the people you want to.
1162
01:17:23,568 --> 01:17:26,487
Well, I guess I'll never know,
will I ?
1163
01:17:48,051 --> 01:17:51,346
The grey ceiling on the Earth
1164
01:17:51,429 --> 01:17:54,057
Well, it lasted for a while
1165
01:17:54,223 --> 01:17:56,976
Take my thoughts
for what they're worth
1166
01:17:57,101 --> 01:18:00,021
I've been acting like a child
1167
01:18:00,188 --> 01:18:03,107
But what else, what else can I do
1168
01:18:03,274 --> 01:18:07,945
I said I'm sorry
Yes, I'm sorry
1169
01:18:11,282 --> 01:18:15,203
Ladies with thinning hair or bald spots,
G.I.H. solves the problem instantly.
1170
01:18:15,286 --> 01:18:17,747
G.I.H. is not a paint or a cover-up.
1171
01:18:17,914 --> 01:18:22,001
It's an amazing powder that clings
to the tiniest hairs on your head.
1172
01:18:22,126 --> 01:18:24,545
It actually builds on itself...
1173
01:18:24,629 --> 01:18:26,714
leaving you with great,
great looking hair.
1174
01:18:26,839 --> 01:18:30,385
- And the G.I.H. hair system
is not expensive.
- Interesting.
1175
01:18:30,510 --> 01:18:32,720
Order your G.I.H. hair package now.
1176
01:18:32,845 --> 01:18:35,390
Bye, Dad.
I'm going to the prom.
1177
01:18:35,556 --> 01:18:37,892
- Funny, sweetie.
- [ Door Opens ]
1178
01:18:38,017 --> 01:18:41,896
- It instantly covers your bald spot
leaving you with great looking hair.
- [ Door Closes ]
1179
01:18:44,816 --> 01:18:47,026
- What's that ?
- A prom dress.
1180
01:18:47,151 --> 01:18:49,946
I seem to be hearing
that word a lot lately.
1181
01:18:50,113 --> 01:18:51,447
[ Doorbell Rings ]
1182
01:18:54,534 --> 01:18:59,038
- Hi.
- Wow. I, um--
1183
01:18:59,122 --> 01:19:02,917
[ Stammers, Chuckles ]
Wow.
1184
01:19:03,042 --> 01:19:05,920
- [ Chuckles ] Bye, Daddy.
- Stop.
1185
01:19:06,087 --> 01:19:10,008
Turn. Explain.
1186
01:19:10,174 --> 01:19:13,469
Okay. Remember how you said
I could date if Kat dated ?
1187
01:19:13,594 --> 01:19:17,557
Well, she found this guy who's
actually kind of perfect for her
which is perfect for me...
1188
01:19:17,640 --> 01:19:20,685
because Cameron asked me to go to
the prom and I really, really wanna go,
1189
01:19:20,810 --> 01:19:24,188
and since Kat went I guess I'm allowed
to based on the aforementioned rule...
1190
01:19:24,314 --> 01:19:26,482
and its previous stipulations,
of course.
1191
01:19:26,649 --> 01:19:29,235
- Nice to meet you.
- Let's go.
1192
01:19:32,238 --> 01:19:34,949
I know every cop in town, bucko !
1193
01:19:37,410 --> 01:19:39,746
This is not good.
1194
01:19:41,372 --> 01:19:45,460
I said I want you to know
1195
01:19:45,626 --> 01:19:49,505
I said I want you
to know right now
1196
01:19:49,672 --> 01:19:53,259
Well, I want you to know
1197
01:19:53,343 --> 01:19:58,806
I said I want you
to kno-o-o-w
1198
01:19:58,931 --> 01:20:01,851
Who-o-o-a
1199
01:20:03,853 --> 01:20:06,189
Shout, shout
1200
01:20:06,356 --> 01:20:08,691
Shout, shout
1201
01:20:08,816 --> 01:20:10,693
Hey-a-a-a
1202
01:20:10,818 --> 01:20:12,695
[ Crowd ]
Hey-a-a-a
1203
01:20:12,862 --> 01:20:15,657
[ Music Fades ]
1204
01:20:21,245 --> 01:20:23,831
Wow.
1205
01:20:23,998 --> 01:20:26,209
You too.
1206
01:20:27,877 --> 01:20:30,088
Where'd you get a tux
at the last minute ?
1207
01:20:30,254 --> 01:20:33,549
Oh, just something I had,
you know, lying around.
1208
01:20:33,716 --> 01:20:37,637
- Where'd you get the dress ?
- Oh, just something I had,
you know, lying around.
1209
01:20:41,057 --> 01:20:45,353
Listen, I'm really sorry
that I questioned your motives.
1210
01:20:45,478 --> 01:20:47,355
I was wrong.
1211
01:20:47,480 --> 01:20:50,358
[ Sighs Deeply ]
You're forgiven.
1212
01:20:53,486 --> 01:20:55,446
Okay.
1213
01:20:55,613 --> 01:20:58,282
- Ready for the prom ?
- Yes, ma'am.
1214
01:21:11,671 --> 01:21:15,425
Hi, Mr. Stratford. I'm Joey.
I'm here to pick up Bianca.
1215
01:21:23,308 --> 01:21:25,226
On their minds
1216
01:21:25,393 --> 01:21:29,689
Their hormones are raging
and they want it all the time
1217
01:21:29,814 --> 01:21:32,400
And I know
I know 'cause you said so
1218
01:21:32,525 --> 01:21:36,738
And I can't just let you go and
I know, I know 'cause you said so
1219
01:21:36,863 --> 01:21:38,740
- Have you seen him ?
- Who ?
1220
01:21:38,823 --> 01:21:41,701
William.
He asked me to meet him here.
1221
01:21:41,784 --> 01:21:46,247
Oh, Mandella, please tell me you haven't
progressed to full-on hallucinations.
1222
01:21:46,414 --> 01:21:49,125
You're last to see
and last to touch
1223
01:21:49,250 --> 01:21:51,878
But I would never, ever, ever
treat you wrong
1224
01:21:51,961 --> 01:21:54,922
Been waiting for you all day long
1225
01:21:55,048 --> 01:21:58,885
And I know, I know 'cause you said so
and I can't just let you go
1226
01:21:59,010 --> 01:22:03,431
And I know, I know 'cause you said so
and I can't just let you go
1227
01:22:09,103 --> 01:22:11,522
- Milady.
- Good sir.
1228
01:22:32,710 --> 01:22:35,755
[ ''Cruel To Be Kind'' ]
1229
01:22:35,838 --> 01:22:39,133
Oh, my God, it's--
1230
01:22:39,217 --> 01:22:41,803
I called in a favour !
1231
01:22:47,392 --> 01:22:51,020
Oh, I can't take
another heartache
1232
01:22:51,187 --> 01:22:55,316
Though you say you're my friend
I'm at my wit's end
1233
01:22:55,483 --> 01:22:57,735
You say your love is bona fide
1234
01:22:57,860 --> 01:23:02,407
But that don't coincide
with the things that you do
1235
01:23:02,573 --> 01:23:06,160
And when I ask you to be nice
1236
01:23:06,244 --> 01:23:08,287
You say you gotta be
1237
01:23:08,371 --> 01:23:11,833
Cruel to be kind
in the right measure
1238
01:23:11,958 --> 01:23:14,836
Cruel to be kind
It's a very good sign
1239
01:23:14,961 --> 01:23:20,550
Cruel to be kind
means that I love you, baby
1240
01:23:20,675 --> 01:23:22,552
You gotta be cruel to be kind
1241
01:23:22,677 --> 01:23:27,098
Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-oo
1242
01:23:27,223 --> 01:23:30,393
Cruel to be kind
in the right measure
1243
01:23:30,560 --> 01:23:33,604
Cruel to be kind
It's a very good sign
1244
01:23:33,771 --> 01:23:36,607
[ Girls Chattering ]
1245
01:23:38,401 --> 01:23:40,028
What are you doing here ?
1246
01:23:40,194 --> 01:23:42,739
I know you didn't think
you were the only sophomore at the prom.
1247
01:23:42,864 --> 01:23:44,741
Joey just picked me up.
1248
01:23:44,866 --> 01:23:47,744
Oh, well, congratulations.
He's all yours.
1249
01:23:47,869 --> 01:23:49,370
Very generous, princess.
1250
01:23:49,495 --> 01:23:52,373
And just so you know,
Joey only liked you for one reason.
1251
01:23:52,540 --> 01:23:54,542
He even had a bet going
with his friends.
1252
01:23:54,667 --> 01:23:56,919
He was gonna nail you tonight.
1253
01:24:02,091 --> 01:24:04,385
- Milwaukee.
- What ?
1254
01:24:04,510 --> 01:24:07,472
That's where I was last year.
I wasn't in jail.
1255
01:24:07,597 --> 01:24:12,685
I don't know Marilyn Manson and I didn't
sleep with a Spice Girl, I don't think.
1256
01:24:12,769 --> 01:24:16,731
You see, my grandpa, he was ill so
I spent most of the year on his couch...
1257
01:24:16,856 --> 01:24:20,360
watching Wheel of Fortune
and making Spaghettios.
1258
01:24:20,443 --> 01:24:22,570
End of story.
1259
01:24:22,695 --> 01:24:24,572
No way.
1260
01:24:26,449 --> 01:24:30,536
Hey. What's Bianca doing here
with that cheese dick ?
1261
01:24:30,620 --> 01:24:34,916
I didn't pay you to take out Kat so some
little punk could snake me with Bianca.
1262
01:24:38,169 --> 01:24:41,047
Nothing in it for you, huh ?
1263
01:24:52,725 --> 01:24:54,852
The shit hath hitteth...
1264
01:24:55,019 --> 01:24:57,146
the faneth.
1265
01:25:00,525 --> 01:25:03,653
Joey, pal, compadre ?
1266
01:25:07,031 --> 01:25:10,284
You messed with the wrong guy,
and now you're gonna pay.
1267
01:25:10,410 --> 01:25:13,204
You and that little bitch.
1268
01:25:13,329 --> 01:25:16,124
All right, that's enough, okay !
You crossed the line.
1269
01:25:18,668 --> 01:25:20,962
Oh, come on !
Get up, you little punk !
1270
01:25:26,759 --> 01:25:29,929
Shit, Bianca !
I'm shooting a nose spray ad tomorrow !
1271
01:25:30,013 --> 01:25:32,974
That's for making my date bleed !
That's for my sister !
1272
01:25:33,099 --> 01:25:36,644
- [ Groans ]
- And that's for me.
1273
01:25:43,901 --> 01:25:46,195
Are you okay ?
1274
01:25:46,362 --> 01:25:48,531
Never been better.
1275
01:25:52,201 --> 01:25:54,620
[ Groaning Continues ]
1276
01:25:57,206 --> 01:26:01,419
- Would you give me a chance--
- You were paid to take me out
by the one person I truly hate.
1277
01:26:01,544 --> 01:26:03,421
I knew this was a set-up !
1278
01:26:03,546 --> 01:26:05,423
Kat, it wasn't like that, okay.
1279
01:26:05,548 --> 01:26:09,010
What was it like, a down payment now
and a bonus for sleeping with me ?
1280
01:26:09,135 --> 01:26:12,180
No, I didn't care about the money !
I cared--
1281
01:26:12,305 --> 01:26:14,098
I cared about you.
1282
01:26:16,142 --> 01:26:18,519
You are so not who I thought you were.
1283
01:26:21,898 --> 01:26:26,027
That is how love goes
1284
01:26:27,987 --> 01:26:32,700
You will fly
and you will crawl
1285
01:26:32,825 --> 01:26:38,373
God knows even angels fall
1286
01:26:41,376 --> 01:26:44,087
And it's a secret
1287
01:26:44,212 --> 01:26:46,547
That no one tells
1288
01:26:46,673 --> 01:26:51,469
One day it's heaven
One day it's hell
1289
01:26:51,594 --> 01:26:53,972
And it's no fairy tale
1290
01:26:54,138 --> 01:26:56,766
Take it from me
1291
01:26:56,891 --> 01:27:01,062
That's the way
it's supposed to be
1292
01:27:01,187 --> 01:27:03,481
[ Sighs ]
You want ?
1293
01:27:03,648 --> 01:27:06,150
Thanks.
1294
01:27:06,275 --> 01:27:10,405
So, you sure you don't want
to go sailing with us ? It'll be fun.
1295
01:27:10,530 --> 01:27:12,407
No, I'm fine.
1296
01:27:13,992 --> 01:27:19,163
Look, I don't know if I ever thanked you
for going last night,
1297
01:27:19,330 --> 01:27:21,582
but it really meant a lot to me.
1298
01:27:23,960 --> 01:27:25,878
I'm glad.
1299
01:27:27,463 --> 01:27:29,757
- Hey.
- Hey.
1300
01:27:29,882 --> 01:27:33,052
- You ready ?
- Mm-mm.
1301
01:27:33,136 --> 01:27:35,430
- See you later.
- Bye.
1302
01:27:37,098 --> 01:27:39,934
- Is-- Is she okay ?
- I hope so.
1303
01:27:43,187 --> 01:27:45,064
[ Door Closes ]
1304
01:27:46,482 --> 01:27:48,443
Where's your sister going ?
1305
01:27:48,568 --> 01:27:53,114
She's meeting some bikers,
big ones, full of sperm.
1306
01:27:54,365 --> 01:27:57,160
Funny.
1307
01:27:57,285 --> 01:27:59,829
So, tell me about this dance.
Was it hoppin' ?
1308
01:27:59,996 --> 01:28:02,665
Parts of it.
1309
01:28:02,790 --> 01:28:04,125
Which parts ?
1310
01:28:04,250 --> 01:28:07,462
The part where Bianca
beat the hell out of some guy.
1311
01:28:07,587 --> 01:28:13,134
- Bianca did what ?
- What's the matter,
upset that I rubbed off on her ?
1312
01:28:13,259 --> 01:28:16,846
No, impressed.
1313
01:28:19,682 --> 01:28:23,853
Fathers don't like to admit it
when their daughters are capable
of running their own lives.
1314
01:28:24,020 --> 01:28:26,189
It means we've become spectators.
1315
01:28:29,400 --> 01:28:33,488
Bianca still lets me play a few innings.
You've had me on the bench for years.
1316
01:28:35,281 --> 01:28:39,494
And when you go to Sarah Lawrence
I won't even be able to watch the game.
1317
01:28:41,245 --> 01:28:43,164
When I go ?
1318
01:28:44,874 --> 01:28:48,586
Oh, boy. Don't tell me
you changed your mind.
1319
01:28:48,753 --> 01:28:50,922
I already sent 'em a cheque.
1320
01:29:07,814 --> 01:29:11,234
All right, I assume everyone
has found time to complete their poem,
1321
01:29:11,359 --> 01:29:13,194
except for Mr. Donner,
1322
01:29:13,319 --> 01:29:15,571
[ Laughing ]
who has an excuse.
1323
01:29:17,907 --> 01:29:20,034
Shaft, lose the glasses.
1324
01:29:23,746 --> 01:29:27,250
All right, anyone brave enough
to read theirs aloud ?
1325
01:29:34,465 --> 01:29:36,342
I will.
1326
01:29:39,304 --> 01:29:41,556
Lord, here we go.
1327
01:29:46,311 --> 01:29:48,187
[ Clears Throat ]
1328
01:29:49,772 --> 01:29:53,067
''I hate the way you talk to me
and the way you cut your hair.
1329
01:29:53,234 --> 01:29:57,572
''I hate the way you drive my car.
I hate it when you stare.
1330
01:29:57,697 --> 01:30:01,492
''I hate your big dumb combat boots
and the way you read my mind.
1331
01:30:01,659 --> 01:30:06,873
''I hate you so much it makes me sick.
It even makes me rhyme.
1332
01:30:06,998 --> 01:30:10,418
[ Sighs ] ''I hate it--
I hate the way you're always right.
1333
01:30:10,543 --> 01:30:12,795
''I hate it when you lie.
1334
01:30:12,920 --> 01:30:16,674
''I hate it when you make me laugh,
even worse when you make me cry.
1335
01:30:18,551 --> 01:30:22,430
''I hate it when you're not around
and the fact that you didn't call.
1336
01:30:22,555 --> 01:30:26,267
''But mostly, I hate the way
I don't hate you, not even close,
1337
01:30:26,392 --> 01:30:29,270
not even a little bit,
not even at all.''
1338
01:30:42,075 --> 01:30:44,369
[ Door Opens ]
1339
01:30:44,535 --> 01:30:46,371
[ Door Closes ]
1340
01:31:11,896 --> 01:31:15,316
- Nice, huh ?
- A Fender Strat ?
1341
01:31:15,441 --> 01:31:17,318
Is it for me ?
1342
01:31:17,443 --> 01:31:21,030
Yeah, I thought you could use it,
you know, when you start your band.
1343
01:31:21,197 --> 01:31:23,866
Besides,
I had some extra cash, you know.
1344
01:31:24,033 --> 01:31:26,869
Some asshole paid me
to take out this really great girl.
1345
01:31:28,830 --> 01:31:30,707
Is that right ?
1346
01:31:30,832 --> 01:31:35,211
Yeah, but I screwed up.
I, um-- I fell for her.
1347
01:31:36,713 --> 01:31:38,548
Really ?
1348
01:31:38,715 --> 01:31:43,052
It's not everyday you find a girl
who'll flash someone
to get you out of detention.
1349
01:31:45,263 --> 01:31:47,682
Oh, God.
1350
01:31:54,981 --> 01:31:58,985
You can't just buy me a guitar
every time you screw up, you know.
1351
01:31:59,068 --> 01:32:01,529
Yeah, I know.
1352
01:32:01,654 --> 01:32:05,366
But there's always drums and bass
and maybe even one day a tambourine.
1353
01:32:12,415 --> 01:32:14,834
And don't just think you can--
1354
01:32:14,917 --> 01:32:18,546
I want you to want me
1355
01:32:18,671 --> 01:32:23,176
I need you to need me
1356
01:32:23,259 --> 01:32:27,388
I'd love you to love me
1357
01:32:27,555 --> 01:32:32,435
I'm beggin' you to beg me
1358
01:32:32,560 --> 01:32:34,812
Shine up my old brown shoes
1359
01:32:34,979 --> 01:32:37,190
I put on a brand-new shirt
1360
01:32:37,315 --> 01:32:39,192
I'll get home early from work
1361
01:32:39,317 --> 01:32:42,779
lf you say that you love me
1362
01:32:42,904 --> 01:32:46,574
Didn't I, didn't I
didn't I see you cryin'
1363
01:32:46,699 --> 01:32:51,913
Oh, didn't I, didn't I
didn't I see you cryin'
1364
01:32:51,996 --> 01:32:53,581
Feelin' all alone without a friend
1365
01:32:53,790 --> 01:32:55,750
You know you feel like dyin'
1366
01:32:55,875 --> 01:33:00,922
Oh, didn't I, didn't I
didn't I see you cryin'
1367
01:33:01,047 --> 01:33:05,259
I want you to want me
1368
01:33:05,426 --> 01:33:09,847
I need you to need me
1369
01:33:09,973 --> 01:33:14,102
I'd love you to love me
1370
01:33:14,185 --> 01:33:19,232
I'm beggin' you to beg me
1371
01:33:19,315 --> 01:33:21,484
Shine up my old brown shoes
1372
01:33:21,609 --> 01:33:23,820
I put on a brand-new shirt
1373
01:33:23,987 --> 01:33:25,822
I'll get home early from work
1374
01:33:25,989 --> 01:33:30,618
lf you say that you love me
1375
01:33:30,743 --> 01:33:34,622
Didn't I, didn't I
didn't I see you cryin'
1376
01:33:34,747 --> 01:33:39,919
Oh, didn't I, didn't I
didn't I see you cryin'
1377
01:33:40,003 --> 01:33:43,798
Feelin' all alone without a friend
you know you feel like dyin'
1378
01:33:43,965 --> 01:33:48,886
Oh, didn't I, didn't I
didn't I see you cryin'
1379
01:33:49,053 --> 01:33:51,139
Hey !
1380
01:33:58,521 --> 01:34:02,233
Feelin' all alone without a friend
you know you feel like dyin'
1381
01:34:02,400 --> 01:34:07,238
Oh, didn't I, didn't I
didn't I see you cryin'
1382
01:34:16,789 --> 01:34:21,169
I want you to want me
1383
01:34:21,336 --> 01:34:25,798
I need you to need me
1384
01:34:25,882 --> 01:34:29,927
I'd love you to love me
1385
01:34:30,053 --> 01:34:35,099
I'm beggin' you to beg me
1386
01:34:35,224 --> 01:34:39,562
I want you to want me
1387
01:34:39,687 --> 01:34:42,899
I want you to want me
1388
01:34:45,193 --> 01:34:49,864
No offence. I know everyone ''digs''
your sister and all, but, um--
1389
01:34:49,947 --> 01:34:52,200
she's without.
1390
01:34:53,743 --> 01:34:59,082
You know, you're not as vile
as I thought you were.
1391
01:35:04,587 --> 01:35:07,048
[ Both Laughing ]
1392
01:35:07,173 --> 01:35:09,884
You suck.
1393
01:35:10,009 --> 01:35:13,763
Okay. Let's go !
1394
01:35:15,556 --> 01:35:17,558
You're just messin' with me,
aren't you ?
1395
01:35:17,684 --> 01:35:20,895
- No, I'm really
looking forward to doing it.
- Go see Miss Perky.
1396
01:35:21,020 --> 01:35:23,690
- What ?
- Go. Perky's. Go, now.
1397
01:35:23,815 --> 01:35:26,693
[ Director ] Once again.
''Perky, now'' is the second one.
1398
01:35:26,776 --> 01:35:29,445
- Perky's now. Perky's, now.
- Right away.
1399
01:35:29,570 --> 01:35:31,447
- Now, Perky's.
- Hey, hey.
1400
01:35:31,572 --> 01:35:34,575
- Now, Perky's. Perky's now.
- At the beginning of the shot.
1401
01:35:34,659 --> 01:35:37,078
Perk-- Oh.
1402
01:35:39,288 --> 01:35:42,750
Bianca, let's go. We're all
congregating around Mr. Cuervo.
1403
01:35:42,875 --> 01:35:45,628
Um, I'll see you around, okay ?
1404
01:35:56,514 --> 01:35:59,392
Don't worry.
There's better for you...
1405
01:35:59,517 --> 01:36:01,686
and it's right here.
1406
01:36:01,811 --> 01:36:05,773
- Come here.
No, I wanted you for so long.
- [ Crew Laughing ]
1407
01:36:05,940 --> 01:36:09,610
You messed with the wrong guy,
and now you're gonna pay.
1408
01:36:09,736 --> 01:36:12,113
You and that little bitch.
1409
01:36:13,531 --> 01:36:17,368
All right, that's enough, okay !
You crossed the line.
1410
01:36:21,998 --> 01:36:23,958
What, are you kidding me ?
1411
01:36:24,042 --> 01:36:25,960
[ Bleeping ]
1412
01:36:29,297 --> 01:36:32,675
- I'm driving, so I pick the tunes.
- And it's my car.
1413
01:36:32,842 --> 01:36:35,470
[ Screaming ]
1414
01:36:35,595 --> 01:36:38,473
I want some coffee !
1415
01:36:51,527 --> 01:36:54,405
Could I get a prophylactic ?
1416
01:36:54,572 --> 01:36:57,784
A prophylactic.
Ahhhh.
1417
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- Let go !
- How could you set me up like that ?
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Oh, God, I just wanted--
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01:37:03,623 --> 01:37:06,334
To completely damage me,
send me to therapy forever ?
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01:37:06,417 --> 01:37:08,461
- Ow ! No, I just wanted--
- Ladies.
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[ Whimpering ]
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- Shall we go to my office ?
- Tout de suite !
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Tout de suite !
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Oh, my God !
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