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[♪ uplifting music]

Hm?

[heavy breathing]

[gleeful laugh]

[magical flourish]

[panting]

That's a new record, buddy. Well done!

Let me check your blood pressure before you go, little fish.

-Hello, little mermaid! -Hello, Minh Cuong.

-Hello, Vadim. -[Vadim] Mm.

Take good care of our baby, will you?

Mm-hmm.

[Vadim scoffs]

[sniffing] Why do I smell banana?

It's my flavored lip balm.

I picked it because I know how much you love bananas!

[deep breaths]

[gasps]

[whimpering]

I've got your nose!

If you want it back, you'll have to catch me first!

-[Kim laughing] -[sighs] You'd better run fast!

-[♪ lively music] -[both laughing]

Hm! How about those two?

-Yeah, totally! -Mm. Let's do this!

[♪ theme music playing]

[Marinette] In the daytime, I'm Marinette.

Just a normal girl with a normal life.

But there's something about me that no one knows yet.

Because I've got a secret!

♪ Miraculous, simply the best ♪

♪ Up to the test When things go wrong ♪

♪ Miraculous, the luckiest ♪

♪ The power of love Always so strong ♪

♪ Miraculous ♪

♪ Miraculous ♪

-[phone keys clacking] -[♪ gentle music]

Don't tell me you're chatting with Nino again?

You're seeing each other in less than an hour!

I know, but he told me what he had for breakfast.

And now, he's saying that he's about to brush his teeth

and go to the bathroom before he takes off.

Whoa. You two really tell each other everything.

Of course. Nino's my boyfriend and my best friend.

We keep zero secrets from each other.

Mm...

I mean, almost zero secrets.

You've gotta keep a little mystery, right?

[sighs]

Girls, do you tell your boyfriends or girlfriends everything, too?

I tell Ivan everything,

though he's a little more reserved.

Like, I don't know a lot about his family.

But it'll come. I know my teddy bear.

What about you girls?

Uh, I feel like we just really understand each other.

-Me too! [gasps] -[Kagami] You're lucky!

My boyfriend's on the other side of the sea,

which makes communication challenging.

-How do you do it, then? -Uh...

[sensual flourish]

Video calls. What about you and Kim? How are things?

Well, we, um, laugh a lot.

-Awesome! It's so nice-- -[Ondine] Actually...

-[girls] Hm? -I'm kind of worried about something.

Truth is, we still haven't... kissed.

[girls] For real?

And it's not just about kissing.

He's never held my hand or told me that he loved me...

Sometimes, I wonder if we're even together.

You know, some couples struggle with that kind of stuff.

Things were like that for a while between me and Adrien.

Does Kim know that you want to kiss?

Maybe you need to ask him.

That's not romantic at all!

In fairytales, the princess doesn't have to tell the prince

that she wants him to kiss her.

But fairytales are just stories.

Don't freak out too much about it.

If he's the right dude, it'll happen when the time is right.

[whimpers]

You're right, Alya.

Things happen when the time is right. And if it doesn't,

then your BFFs can get involved!

It's simple. We'll help Ondine create the perfect moment

for the first kiss.

In my case, for example,

Adrien was about to leave for London forever,

so I grabbed my scooter and rushed to the airport,

where I stopped him just before takeoff.

Right then and there, we kissed for the first time.

You could do the same thing!

It won't work for me anyway. I'm not planning on leaving.

-[♪ whimsical music] -And we don't have a plane.

And I don't think Kim owns a scooter.

Fine, it might not be the best of plans.

Has one of you had a more simple first kiss?

Ivan wrote a poem for me. It was super romantic.

Perfect! That's a great idea! You could write him a poem!

What do you think, Ondine?

Uh... It's a great idea!

-[♪ sinister music] -Thanks for your help, girls!

[Ondine] Thanks for your help, girls.

-[scoffs] -So,

who's gonna break them up first?

-[all] Rock paper scissors. -[Ray chuckles] Rock.

Ha! I go first.

[girl 1] I really loved your solo.

-You must have worked so hard on it. -[girl 2] Could we go again?

[triangle chimes]

Whoa! Those are so cool!

You can have them if you want.

For real? Awesome!

-Thanks. [gasps] -[Ray] But in exchange,

you have to stop talking to girls.

Really? Why?

You don't need to know.

Oh, okay. That's too funny. [chuckles]

-[impressed sigh] -[evil sigh]

Hm?

[♪ whimsical music]

-[Kim huffs] -[Ondine] Your new shoes are...

um, very unique.

-Yeah! [gulps] -Mm?

[muffled groan]

[chuckles]

-I want to read you something! -[muffled groan]

-[sighs] -[♪ magical music]

"Once upon a time, a sleeping siren

"dreamt of meeting her true love,

"a kind and gentle boy, not a tyrant,

"who would love her beyond and above.

"The siren feared she'd never meet him,

"for she thought she wasn't pretty enough.

"She was tall, too tall, with broad limbs,

"and spots on her face that made it look rough."

[muffled grunt]

He's making a strange face, don't you think?

I guess it must be all the emotions.

"Even in the worst of times, they would have fun.

"The siren had found her merman. What a bliss."

This is going to work. I'm sure of it.

"And when her prince finally graces her with a kiss,

"she will be the happiest princess in the ocean."

[laughing]

-That's such a funny story! -Huh?

Wait. Is he making fun of her? That's so rude!

[wicked laugh]

It's not a story, it's a poem.

And it's meant to be romantic, not funny!

It's hilarious, though.

There are even words that sound the same, and... [gasps]

Oh no, dang!

I just lost my flippers.

Aw man...

[whimpers, cries]

[Kim] I lost the challenge!

But it's impossible not to talk to Ondine. She's really funny.

[grunts]

[sheep bleats]

-[Loic growls] -If I can't do this,

you two don't stand a chance.

[scoffs] We'll see about that.

-[♪ somber music] -Did you see him laughing?

That wasn't very nice.

Especially considering how beautiful your poem was.

The truth is that he doesn't love me, plain and simple!

That's why he won't kiss me.

That's not true. We just have to find the right scenario

for you and Kim! We'll try something else.

In Japan, we use biscuit sticks.

It's the sweethearts' cookie.

You're supposed to share it.

You bite opposite ends of the same stick

and nibble until your lips touch.

Okay, let's give it a try!

[♪ lively music]

Hi, Loic.

Your girlfriend.

-Ondine? -[Loic] Right.

Don't touch her anymore.

Don't talk to her anymore.

Don't even look at her anymore.

Huh? Why?

Because I'm telling you!

And when I tell you to do something, you just do it.

Okay. But then, what do I do when I'm with her?

You're no longer with her.

-Yes, I am. -No, you're not.

Yes, I am.

No, you're not!

Yes, I am!

[hysteric] I'm telling you you're not!

And I'm telling you I am!

He's just too good.

It's your plan that was bad.

[upbeat flourish]

-[♪ upbeat music] -[humming]

[dryer blowing loudly]

Mm? Hmm.

[chuckles]

[gasps] Delicious!

Another one?

[gulps] And another? [gasps] Ondine?

What are you doing here?

[click]

[♪ romantic piano music]

Oh! Did you find some too? They're so yummy.

[chuckles, soft moaning]

[gasps] Oh.

Ah...

-[gulps, chuckles] -What are you doing?

Well, you didn't look like you were going to finish it, so I ate it.

You never get anything right! Why won't you kiss me?

[gulps] But... What for?

[whimpers] I love you, Kim.

But sometimes, I can't help but wonder why!

[Kim sighs]

[boinking]

[Ondine sobbing]

-[♪ sinister music] -You're so right, you know?

What do you mean, I'm right?

Not to kiss her.

It's disgusting.

Did you know that kissing increases your heart rate

and that the exchange of saliva can transfer

hundreds of different bacteria strains?

Really?

But the real problem is when the girl is a swimmer.

Then it becomes seriously dangerous.

[whispers] You can turn into a toad!

Huh? No way. That only happens in fairytales!

In every fairytale, there is an element of truth, you know!

Take her, for example.

[Kim] Ondine?

All of her swimming causes the presence

of specific bacteria in her mouth.

And if you kiss her and catch her bacteria,

warts will grow on your back. Like with toads!

And on top of that, if the girl is taller than you,

then, you must never kiss her.

Both your lives would be at stake!

It would cause an anaphylactic shock!

-What? -Swelling! Choking! Boom!

On the floor! Both of you!

That sounds horrible!

Absolute horror, indeed.

[Ondine] I give up. He's not into it.

I'm not gonna force him.

You're right. It's probably best to throw in the towel.

Maybe he's not worthy of your feelings.

[sighs] No towels will be thrown in!

We just haven't figured out the right approach

to make him understand yet,

but I'm sure we can rise to the challenge.

[gasps] Of course! A challenge!

Great idea, Marinette. Thank you!

-[Marinette grunts] -[girls] Huh?

-[Ondine panting] -[♪ exhilarating music]

-[dizzying flourish] -Uh, what was my idea exactly?

[Ondine shouts] Come on!

Arm wrestling! Loser has to do a dare!

What? Now?

So? You're not up for it?

Of course, I'm up for it!

-[heaves, shouts] -[grunts, groans]

Now, for the dare.

[Ondine] You must give me a kiss! [scoffs]

[gasps]

[girls panting]

[soft moaning]

Couldn't we just do... best of three?

[gasps] Huh?

Don't you love me? Is this why you won't kiss me?

You can tell me, you know.

No! It's just because that it's disgusting.

Because of all the swimming bacteria.

I'm sorry, but I don't want to turn into a toad!

What are you talking about?

Your bacteria causes warts!

If that's a joke because you don't feel ready,

it's really not funny.

Of course, it's not funny! It's horrible!

[Ondine] I'm warning you.

If you don't stop this nonsense right now and kiss me...

I... can't. Besides, you're taller than me.

I really can't kiss you. It's a matter of life or death!

[hysterical] You're despicable!

-[Ondine sobs] -[gasps]

[Ondine sobbing]

Those are horrible things to say to her!

Yeah, I don't know what's gotten into him.

-[♪ somber music] -[Ondine sobbing]

[fluttering]

-[magical flourish] -[gasps]

[male hologram] Hello. Forgive my intrusion,

but I heard your heart breaking so loudly

that I thought you might need a good fairy

to help you finally live out your miraculous fairytale...

[female hologram] This would require you finding

the right Prince Charming.

But all the toads in the kingdom

are likely to come knocking on your heart's door.

[male hologram] So, would you like me to help you

make sure that only the most valiant prince

is worthy of your first kiss?

Yes, I would!

[female hologram] Very well. And what should I call you?

[Ondine] Sleeping Syren!

[♪ dramatic music]

I'll go get Ondine.

-[♪ exhilarating music] -[gasps]

[Marinette shrieks]

[gasps]

-[both panting] -[woman screams]

Can you go with them? I'll see what's happening.

[heavy breathing] Don't panic, friends,

Let's get to the roof. This way.

[panting]

[water roaring]

[♪ music intensifies]

[heavy breathing]

[panting, heaves]

[Tikki] Do you think Ondine got akumatized?

It's possible. She looked so sad because of Kim.

I made a huge mistake entrusting the Miraculous of the Monkey

to someone like him. I'll be taking it back, but first...

Tikki, spots on!

-[♪ exhilarating music] -[heaving]

[upbeat flourish]

-[♪ mysterious music] -[water burbling]

[soft murmuring]

[male voice from the abyss] The Sleeping Syren

has had her heart broken. She fell asleep from sorrow.

Who will dare to dive into the ocean of her tears

and wake her up with a kiss?

-[swooshing] -[grunts]

Ladybug! Cat Noir!

-Watch out! It's a trap! -[heaves]

[huffs] Ah!

[♪ sinister music]

[heaving]

[Max] Kim!

What are you doing?

[Kim] I have to go warn them not to kiss Ondine!

-[♪ exhilarating music] -[grunts]

[water knight] Dive! Show courage!

For the happiness of the Syren!

[stammers] I left my flippers at home!

Those who refuse to go

-will be turned into toads. -[gaps]

-[croaks] -[shrieks]

[gasps, shouts]

[shrieks, croaks]

[croaks]

[croaking]

Why don't you just transform into King Monkey

and go help Ladybug and Cat Noir?

When someone's been akumatized,

I've gotta wait for Ladybug to call me!

You're not sure which swimsuit to wear, Milady?

No, I'm good. I've made my choice.

We're gonna need reinforcements.

[heaves]

-[heaving] -[gasps]

[heaving]

While you get people to safety,

Cat Noir and I will take care of the akumatized villain.

Ryuko, you're coming with us.

We're gonna need your water power.

Minotaurox is missing.

Do you think he's been turned into a toad?

Don't worry. If he has, we'll see him again

once we've de-akumatized the siren.

What about King Monkey?

We don't need him.

Let's go!

-[Max] Voyage! -[heaving]

Water dragon!

[♪ invigorating music]

[magical flourish]

Power up!

-[magical flourish] -[grunts]

-[exhilarating music] -[beep]

[sizzling]

[gulps] Power up!

-[sizzling flourish] -[grunts]

-[♪ suspenseful music] -[heaves]

Why did Ladybug call on everyone but me?

-[Xuppu] Hm? -Never mind. I have to warn them

about the dangerous kiss, Xuppu!

To protect them and to protect Ondine.

[heaves]

[nervous gasp]

-[water knight growls] -[Ambiente shrieks]

-[water knight growls] -[both shriek]

[heaves] Shelter!

[panting]

[heaves]

[nervous stammering]

[♪ sinister music]

[water knight] Halt! Only a knight who can defeat us

will be worthy of waking the Syren.

You're up, Ryuko!

-[heaves] -[gulps]

[grunting, groaning]

[shouting, heaving]

[shouting]

[shouting, heaving]

[all gasping]

[Kim gurgling]

-[magical flourish] -[shrieks]

[both gasp]

[Adrien] Looks like our plan just sunk!

I'll deal with this. Just give me a minute!

[Adrien] C'mon! Go with the flow!

[Marinette] Tikki, Longg, unify.

[♪ invigorating music]

[heaves]

[electric flourish]

[♪ exhilarating music]

-[water knight moans] -[Kim grunts, groans]

-Are you out of your mind... -Huh?

...putting yourself in danger like that?

-Ondine's the one in danger! -What?

If she gets kissed, it'll cause an inny-galactic shock,

and everyone will get sick.

What on earth are you talking about?

It's science. Because Ondine is too tall and she's a swimmer,

you can't kiss her.

Nelson explained it to me.

And since you didn't call on me, I couldn't tell you.

That's why I had to dive in.

[sighs] You need to stop being so gullible, Kim.

-Gullible? -Yes, gullible, naive.

Someone who believes everything he's told

without thinking for a second.

Hold on. That's not true?

But then... That means I said horrible things to Ondine!

She'll never love me again!

She will if you explain everything and apologize.

And tell her how you feel about her.

Okay...

Ha. Maybe your power can help us.

You can transform.

-[sighs] -Mm-mm.

-Xuppu. Showtime! -[magical flourish]

-[Xuppu cheers] -[♪ exhilarating music]

[magical flourishes]

[Kim grunts]

-[Kim] Uproar! -[magical flourish]

[laughs, gasps]

-[♪ exhilarating music] -[grunts]

[magical flourish]

Perfect. Wind dragon!

[♪ exhilarating music]

[Marinette heaves]

[bubbling, whooshing]

[grunting, groaning, heaving]

-[Adrien sighs] -Uproar! [heaves]

-[water knight shouts] -[gasps]

-[whooshing] -[soft grunt]

-[Adrien] Cataclysm! [grunts] -[all panting]

[soft gasping]

[gasps, chuckles]

-[Kim chuckles, grunts] -[bubbling]

[water dragon] Only a knight who can defeat me

will be worthy of waking the Syren.

Hey, am I the only one getting tired

of these watered down fairytales?

[growls]

[Kim shouts]

[Marinette] Don't worry, Kittycat,

King Monkey will liven things up!

-[Marinette heaves] -Uproar!

[magical flourish]

-[water dragon roars] -[shouts]

[♪ exhilarating music]

-[water dragon growls] -[Kim strains]

-[Kim gasps, shouts] -[water dragon growls]

-[water dragon growls] -[Adrien heaves]

We're gonna need your magic wand, Milady.

-[Marinette] Lucky Charm! -[magical flourish]

-[grunts, shouts] -[water dragon growls]

-[gasps] -[soft growl]

Perfect! Cement!

Uh... Are you planning on building a wall, Bugaboo?

[Marinette] Y'know what happens when you mix cement with water?

Lend me a paw, Kittycat!

-[water dragon growls] -[Adrien heaves]

[Adrien shouts]

[water dragon grunts]

Wind dragon!

-[♪ empowering music] -[whooshing]

[growls]

[creaking]

[Marinette] Now we just need to de-akumatize the Syren.

[♪ reflective music]

Mm... Is someone supposed to kiss her, like in fairytales?

You don't kiss someone without their permission.

We'll just break the akumatized item!

If we can find it.

[huffs, sniffing]

Do I smell banana?

-[sniffing] -[Adrien] Huh?

[Kim grunts]

-Well spotted, King Monkey! -[Kim] Mm...

-[snap] -[Marinette grunts]

No akuma.

-[Adrien gasps] -[Kim huffs, sniffing]

[♪ somber music]

-Uproar. -[magical flourish]

[Adrien sighs]

[soft groans]

[magical flourish]

-Cataclysm! -[Kim gasps]

[optimistic music]

[Marinette] No more evil-doing for you, Ultrakuma!

[♪ invigorating music]

Time to de-evilize!

-[whoosh] -Gotcha!

-[whirring] -Bye-bye, little butterfly!

-Miraculous Dragon Bug! -[magical flourish]

-[magical flourish] -[gasping]

[Ondine moaning] What happened?

While you were akumatized,

a boy named Kim took huge risks to come and save you.

[gasps] Really?

[soft chuckle]

[magical flourish]

[Marinette] This Magical Charm will help you remember that,

when in doubt, it's best to try talking it out

before taking action.

Mm-hmm.

[heaving]

[all shout] Pound it!

[Lila] I refuse to admit defeat.

I'll get it right next time.

[♪ gentle music]

[Diane] Maybe I should carry a swimsuit

everywhere I go from now on. You never know with the weather.

[indistinct chatter]

[Kim] I'm sorry I hurt your feelings, Ondine.

I shouldn't have believed Nelson without checking the facts.

I apologize.

[Ondine] I'm sorry I made such a fuss about a kiss.

I guess I just wanted to feel like you really care about me.

I care about you! A lot.

Forget about fairytales!

If you don't want to kiss me now,

you can take all the time you need.

Okay... Mm... But how long?

A minute. A month. A year. However you want.

Or never. As long as we love one another.

[huffs] Hmm... Okay, then. One,

-two, three! -[gasps]

[shrieks]

-[both gasp] -Hey, that was kinda nice!

[gasps]

-[kissing] -[sighs, giggling]

-[♪ bright music] -I learned a new game today.

You did? What is it?

-[gasps] -Want one?

-[gasps] Yes, thank you. Uh... -[giggles]

-[moans] -[chuckles]

[nibbling]

-[soft moans] -[♪ magical music]

[♪ sinister music]

[Loic grunts]

Relax. There are still plenty of couples to wreck.

-And next time, we'll-- -[Fury] There will be

-no next time. -[gasps in fear]

[heaves, sighs]

[♪ theme music playing]