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Yeah!
Raise the roof for your class song,
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"I'm Too Sexy"
by Right Said Fred.
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Now, it's time to give it up
for your 1991 prom king and queen,
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- Ted-O and Nikki!
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Ted-O. Ted-O.
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Ted-O. Ted-O. Ted-O.
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Vincent!
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Reunions are strange.
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They bring up a lot of
feelings about your past.
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Were you a jock?
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A pothead?
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A drama club kid?
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A loser?
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Did you get the girl...
or did she ever even notice you?
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Who did you want to be,
and who did you actually become?
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Damn, Charlie.
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Are you still hung up on that skank?
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Hey.
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You forgot the guy who showed you
your first pair of tits?
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You're givin' me dead eyes?
It's me!
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It's Maxi-Pad!
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Max Kessler!
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-Come on.
-Oh, my God.
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I haven't seen you in forever. Wow.
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So, how is your mother?
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Oh, well, you wouldn't want to
check her out in the shower these days.
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Not lookin' too good.
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You know, I still think she might have
known that we were watching.
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Are you kiddin' me? That's why she
winked at you in the middle.
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- You were her little Macaulay Culkin.
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Man, these two assholes
deserve each other.
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They actually got divorced.
They're still really good friends though.
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I see that.
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They had twins together,
but she got remarried.
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Wow.
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Imagine if her husband was here right now
watching that alcoholic hosebag
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fucking dry hump her ex.
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He is here, actually.
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Oh, hey, congratulations.
That's good news, man.
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I wish you would've told me before
I called your wife an alcoholic hosebag.
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But, that's... that's excellent.
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Whoa. Excuse me, one second.
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Hey, come on. Ted-O.
No, no. No... too much.
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Oh, God.
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Ha! I'm sorry. Whoo!
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It's the goddamn Funky Bunch, baby!
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I lose my shit! Every time.
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Relax, Charlie,
we were just dancin'.
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You don't have to make a scene.
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He's making a scene? You're the one
getting a pap smear out here.
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I wasn't getting a pap smear,
shit-for-brains.
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- Hey, hey.
- No, no.
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Here's what happened,
all right? Here's what happened.
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I think we had a little...
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few too many beers
and we're just gonna call it a night.
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Okay, fine.
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Let's go, Mr. Buzzkill. Ah!
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You know I can't leave right now,
I'm the class treasurer.
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I have to settle up
with the DJ and the hotel.
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-Okay? You--
-You know what?
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Jimmy Badboy's got a limo.
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Now, she could just hop right in
with me if you wanted.
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-If it's all right.
-Oh, that sounds great.
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- Yeah?
- Let me ask my dad.
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Hey, listen, it's better than
drinking and driving.
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Yes, okay, fine.
I'll see you at home.
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-It's a limousine.
-All right.
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I'll take good care of her. Whoo!
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I'm sorry.
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If I'm remembering correctly,
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Charlie McMillan always
loved himself a Bud Light.
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How about that time my father took us
on the drive-along in his cop car.
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Oh, I remember that.
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And that guy we had to arrest,
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who kept flashing everybody
at the 7-Eleven.
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You stuck me in the backseat
with that guy!
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Yeah, who would have thought a guy could
whack off with a set of handcuffs on?
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Why did we ever stop hangin' out?
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We lived right across the street
from each other.
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I don't know.
We had different classes.
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Yeah, you were with all the smart kids.
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I was in shop class
making bird cages and foot stools.
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Yeah.
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And after your dad died...
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Yeah, I wasn't too social after that, huh?
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I wouldn't wish that on anybody.
Growing up without a dad.
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But you're in Jacksonville now.
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Tell me about yourself.
I don't know anything.
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Remember how we said we were gonna
kick ass and take names?
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Oh, yeah, we did.
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You were going to invent time travel,
weren't you?
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And you were gonna be
an FBI agent.
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That's right.
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Mr. Falcone, our guidance counselor,
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said I was gonna
end up working in the morgue.
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-He did not like you.
-Yeah.
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But I guess old Mr. Falcone
can suck my dick.
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Shut up! Shut--
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Are you kidding me?
You did it?
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Oh, my God, man!
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Are you packin' heat?
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Jesus!
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My God.
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Have you ever had to...
shoot anybody?
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I don't kill and tell, Charlie.
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These are human beings
we're talking about.
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Yeah.
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Eight people.
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Are you kidding me, dude?
This is cra--
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Oh... Oh, yeah, that. I...
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I have not done that. That's...
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I did it with you.
That was the last time.
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Yep.
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It's good to see me again, ain't it?
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Wait, right...
Smoke it right here?
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You're runnin' with the law tonight,
Charlie.
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You're an untouchable.
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That's right.
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Oh... here.
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Oh, no, I can't.
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Fucking Bureau does random tests.
You want to get me fired?
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Oh...
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So, what else, Charlie?
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Believe it or not...
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I still actually work at the same place
I worked in high school.
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Save & Pay Supermarket?
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No. No, I've never worked at Save & Pay.
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I manage the bank that's
inside of Save & Pay.
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Palm Coast Savings Bank has
nothing to do with the supermarket.
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Except the fact that it's in it.
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Right, it's in it,
but that doesn't mean it's a part of it.
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It's its own entity.
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So if the supermarket was closed,
could I get into the bank?
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Wouldn't happen.
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We keep banking hours,
so we close before them.
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You keep telling yourself that, Charlie.
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--Where you living?
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I live in the same house.
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-Yeah?
-Yeah, Oakmont.
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Man, if you still had that Gremlin
piece of shit you used to drive,
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we'd be right back in high school.
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The old Gremlin.
I remember that.
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Yeah, I still have it.
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-You're shittin' me.
-Yeah.
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-So, basically, everything--
-It's the same.
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Yeah, it's the same.
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But things are good, man.
Things are great.
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It's going great, seriously.
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Come on, let's get real.
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Let Maxi-Pad soak up your pain.
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My life fuckin' sucks.
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Yeah.
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I drive the same car.
I have the same job.
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I talk to the same people.
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I'm chasing the same girl...
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except now I pay
all her credit card bills.
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She still doesn't care about me.
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I mean, I talked to these people tonight,
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they're going parasailing,
motorcycle racing, cliff diving.
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Oh, fuck all the people tonight.
They're all fat and old-lookin'.
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Go to Antigua.
Jump off a cliff.
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I'm too much of a pussy.
I would never do that.
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Plus, I can't.
I can't go to Antigua.
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I can't go anywhere,
I don't have a passport.
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Oh!
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You're not a pussy, Charlie.
You never were a pussy.
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I'm just in a rut... a bad one.
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I have so many responsibilities.
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Like putting Ted-O's twins
through college?
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Exactly, that is on the list.
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I mean, what the hell happened to my life?
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Can't give up hope, bud.
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Wish I could start from scratch.
Just get it right this time.
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Hey, maybe this is the weed,
I think there's some girl spying on us.
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-5'5"?
-Yeah.
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-Dark wig?
-Yeah.
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-Button nose?
-Yeah.
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-Don't acknowledge her.
-Oh.
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It's my fucking psycho ex-girlfriend.
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Is she stalkin' you?
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She can't quit me.
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- I gotta talk to her.
- No, wait. Wait.
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- I miss you.
- Well... good.
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-Change your mind.
-Nope.
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- Please.
- You gotta just fucking be tough.
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Just toughen the fuck--
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Oh, I hate you.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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She's gonna leave you alone now.
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No, I gave her my hotel key.
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She drove all the way out here.
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Might as well feed the giraffe a carrot
before I send her back to the zoo,
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you know what I mean.
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Damn it, man.
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You are kicking ass and taking names.
You're doing it.
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You should be doing that with me, Charlie.
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-Like we always talked about.
-Yeah.
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Hey... I hope I see you again.
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Yeah, me, too.
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Yeah. No, I'm here.
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That's right.
I got dinner.
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It's covered. I got Chinese.
Everything you want.
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I got the six egg rolls,
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four orange chickens,
two Kung Pao chickens.
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--Just the way you like it.
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Oh... okay.
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Uh... I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Uh, you sure?
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Two more... Two more Kung Pao chickens,
are you sure?
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-Excuse me.
-Okay, I gotta go. Bye.
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Are you the manager?
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Why, yes I am.
How can I help you?
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Can you tell me where I can find
the kitty litter aisle?
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Actually, I'm the bank manager.
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Oh...
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Palm Coast Savings is a bank
and we have nothing to do with Save & Pay.
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Kitty litter?
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It's aisle two.
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--Hey.
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How was karate, boys?
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See for yourself!
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Hey, Mom, check it out.
Charlie pissed his pants.
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Are you sure
you're not yankin' my crank?
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This is real?
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All expenses paid?
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Naples, Italy?
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Naples, Florida?
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Oh!
Oh, my God, we so need this.
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- Thank you.
- What is it?
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You are not gonna believe
what just happened.
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I just won a two-day spa weekend
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at the Ritz-Carlton Resort
in Naples, Florida!
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- What?
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What? How?
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I won the grand prize drawin'
at the reunion.
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I don't even remember there being
a drawing at the reunion.
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I don't remember the reunion.
But I'll fucking take it.
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Yeah. Woo-hoo!
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Party train.
When is it?
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-This weekend.
-Oh, that's perfect.
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Tracy is gonna get turnt up.
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Tracy?
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I thought this was our weekend together?
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Well, Charlie, it's a spa.
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It's totally
a girls' type of thing.
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-Oh.
-It's... it's... Oh!
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-Oh, okay.
-But, hey... Charlie,
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this will give you time
to paint the garage.
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Oh, yeah, right...
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Oh, my God, they accept dogs!
Tracy's bringing Biscuit!
250
00:12:18,364 --> 00:12:20,741
All right, that sounds fun.
251
00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:25,287
Where the fuck are the fortune cookies?
252
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:36,382
Karate chop me, you little prick.
I wasn't ready for it.
253
00:12:36,465 --> 00:12:39,385
You ready for this?
254
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:42,680
Asshole.
255
00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:19,258
Ahoy.
256
00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:21,802
And then it happened.
257
00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:24,054
Permission to come aboard, skipper?
258
00:13:24,138 --> 00:13:27,933
Permission granted, little buddy.
You ready to get your drink on?
259
00:13:29,143 --> 00:13:32,938
Oh, my God.
That is not a Bud Light Party Ball.
260
00:13:33,022 --> 00:13:34,690
If you put your ear to it just right,
261
00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:38,736
you can still hear somebody puking
at a Def Leppard concert.
262
00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:41,447
- Huh? Huh?
263
00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:43,699
Uh, but I shouldn't
have a drink right away,
264
00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:47,786
because I popped a few Dramamine just to,
you know, help me get my sea legs.
265
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,163
-Oh...
-But, um...
266
00:13:49,246 --> 00:13:53,375
I did get us some Sea-Band bracelets.
267
00:13:53,459 --> 00:13:55,502
One of the cashiers at Save & Pay
268
00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:58,380
said that this is a miracle worker
for her mother-in-law.
269
00:13:58,464 --> 00:13:59,715
-I get one, too?
-Yeah.
270
00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:01,467
Oh, thanks, man.
271
00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:04,511
So, uh, what do you think of my boat?
272
00:14:04,595 --> 00:14:08,140
This is... insane.
I've never seen anything like it.
273
00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:10,642
My God, I gotta join the FBI.
274
00:14:10,726 --> 00:14:12,436
How long have you had her?
275
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,063
She's a virgin.
276
00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:16,940
I want you to pop her cherry.
277
00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:19,485
-Me?
-Yeah. Grab this.
278
00:14:19,568 --> 00:14:22,071
- What do I do?
- Come on.
279
00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:26,158
-To, uh, kickin' ass and taking names!
-There he is.
280
00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:28,911
-You fuck!
-Are you shitting me?
281
00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:30,204
You brought it back to my...
282
00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:32,706
- I'm fucking with you. Yeah!
283
00:14:46,804 --> 00:14:49,765
Yeah. Yeah, man.
284
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,613
Hi!
285
00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:05,989
Hi, guys!
286
00:15:11,203 --> 00:15:12,996
Hey, girls, come on.
287
00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:15,874
Huh?
288
00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:23,590
Fuck, yeah.
Thank you!
289
00:15:25,384 --> 00:15:27,970
-Oh... Oh! "Show us your dick."
-No.
290
00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:30,180
Show them.
Don't even think about it.
291
00:15:30,264 --> 00:15:31,473
Let's see it.
Come on! Come on!
292
00:15:31,557 --> 00:15:33,600
Okay. Okay.
293
00:15:37,563 --> 00:15:40,315
- Oh!
- Boo!
294
00:15:42,151 --> 00:15:44,361
- What the hell is that?
- Come on!
295
00:15:56,707 --> 00:15:58,417
I couldn't believe it.
296
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,669
I was having the best time
of my adult life.
297
00:16:07,468 --> 00:16:09,386
It was like Max and I had
never been apart.
298
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:16,393
The years melted away and we were goofy
teenagers again, having nothing but fun.
299
00:16:16,477 --> 00:16:19,313
Max!
300
00:16:25,319 --> 00:16:29,364
Forgetting my troubles for a while
was just what the doctor ordered.
301
00:16:32,284 --> 00:16:34,536
-Wow!
-Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
302
00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:40,375
Fuckin' A, baby!
You got dinner for us!
303
00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:47,216
Fuck you! Fuck you!
304
00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:09,821
Deep down, I knew that soon
I'd have to get back to the real world.
305
00:17:09,905 --> 00:17:11,907
But Max had a way
of making me forget all my--
306
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:40,310
Hey.
307
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:44,314
What's--
308
00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:00,831
Hey, Mr. Sleepyhead.
309
00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:03,417
What's going on?
310
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,252
Why am...
Why am I tied up?
311
00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:07,588
I didn't want you to freak out
when you came to.
312
00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:10,340
You think tying me to a bed's
not gonna freak me out?
313
00:18:10,424 --> 00:18:12,426
-Where the hell am I?
-You're in a motel.
314
00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:15,804
You were snoring your balls off
for, like, 24 hours straight.
315
00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:17,848
Wait, what? What?
316
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:20,517
Yeah, I guess I went
a little heavy on the roofies.
317
00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:21,768
You roofied me?
318
00:18:21,852 --> 00:18:24,521
Max, please let me go.
319
00:18:24,605 --> 00:18:26,690
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not a problem, buddy.
320
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:27,941
Let me get you out of there.
321
00:18:28,483 --> 00:18:31,278
I got you in a half hitch.
You know who taught me that knot?
322
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:34,281
Your father,
when we went fishing that day.
323
00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:37,868
Your equilibrium's gonna be way off
'cause of the drugs.
324
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:39,286
So just kind of take it easy
325
00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:41,288
-when I get you free, okay?
-Uh-huh.
326
00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:42,831
- There you go.
327
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:48,462
I'm gonna fucking kill you!
328
00:18:50,422 --> 00:18:53,759
- Charlie, I told you.
- Oh, God.
329
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:55,177
- Come here.
330
00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:58,096
Just do it, serial killer.
Kill me, get it over with!
331
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,974
I'm not gonna kill you.
What the fuck are you talking about?
332
00:19:01,058 --> 00:19:03,518
Sit down.
You know why I'm not gonna kill you?
333
00:19:03,602 --> 00:19:05,604
Because you're already dead.
334
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:07,689
-What?
-I did it, Charlie.
335
00:19:07,773 --> 00:19:10,859
I pulled off the greatest magic act
of all time.
336
00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:12,944
I made us disappear.
337
00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:15,238
Wait, you did what?
338
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:17,366
I faked our deaths.
339
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:19,785
Charlie, look at this.
340
00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:24,456
I maxed out all my credit cards'
cash advances.
341
00:19:25,082 --> 00:19:27,876
$62,000!
342
00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:30,504
Dead people don't have to pay their bills.
343
00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:34,424
So Amex can blow me.
And you wanted a passport.
344
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:39,429
Huh?
345
00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:41,306
Where the fuck is it?
346
00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:44,559
Oh!
347
00:19:44,643 --> 00:19:48,980
You are officially now
Dr. Ronald P. Fishman, world traveler.
348
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:54,486
- You were sleeping.
- I don't wanna be Dr. Ronald P. Fishman.
349
00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:55,737
Well, you can't be Butch Ryder,
350
00:19:55,821 --> 00:19:58,907
'cause I already put my picture
on this one, so, you snooze, you lose.
351
00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:01,368
Max, why are you doing this?
352
00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:04,246
So you could start from scratch.
Get a brand new life.
353
00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:05,831
I made your wish come true.
354
00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:10,335
That night... I was stoned!
I didn't know what I was saying!
355
00:20:10,419 --> 00:20:12,295
Where's Dr. Fishman?
356
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,798
At the bottom of the ocean...
with Butch Ryder.
357
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:17,467
Jesus Christ,
how many people did you kill?
358
00:20:18,552 --> 00:20:21,596
I didn't kill anybody.
I just borrowed two dead bodies.
359
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,765
Charlie, calm down.
360
00:20:23,849 --> 00:20:26,518
You have a right to be mad,
'cause I did lie to you.
361
00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:27,728
I'm not in the FBI.
362
00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:30,772
I made that up 'cause I was embarrassed
of where my life turned out.
363
00:20:30,856 --> 00:20:34,484
I am a coroner.
At the city morgue.
364
00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:36,486
Mr. Falcone was right!
365
00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:37,738
I stack bodies for a living.
366
00:20:37,821 --> 00:20:40,407
Just like he uncannily predicted.
367
00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:42,451
I can't believe this.
368
00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:44,703
Hey, we both needed a fresh start.
369
00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:48,206
And when these two
age-appropriate bodies rolled in...
370
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:51,460
no one claimed them for a week,
I... fake-cremated them.
371
00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:52,878
And I put 'em on ice.
372
00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:56,923
This is exactly why I had to stop
hanging out with you, Max.
373
00:20:57,007 --> 00:20:58,925
It's coming back to me.
You're crazy.
374
00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:01,762
This is too much. It's too much.
I can't do it. I can't.
375
00:21:01,845 --> 00:21:05,140
Hey, you have to do this,
or we're looking at five to ten...
376
00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:06,516
for faking our own deaths.
377
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:09,311
Plus, I didn't opt for the fuckin'
insurance on the boat rental.
378
00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:10,812
So that...
that'll fuck me, man.
379
00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:14,065
Max, I... I'm gonna go home, okay?
I gotta go home.
380
00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:15,776
Charlie, you wanna go home?
381
00:21:15,859 --> 00:21:17,903
To that miserable wife and those kids?
382
00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:19,738
And the Save & Pay job?
383
00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:22,491
I don't work at Save & fucking Pay!
384
00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:25,535
Charlie...
385
00:21:26,787 --> 00:21:28,121
you tried.
386
00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:34,920
- Go on.
- Um...
387
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:37,964
You made a good casserole.
388
00:21:38,048 --> 00:21:41,635
I feel real sad that you were a Democrat.
389
00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:42,969
And, um...
390
00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:46,056
I don't know what else to say.
391
00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:48,767
I think you said it all, baby.
I think you said it all.
392
00:21:50,268 --> 00:21:54,648
Charlie McMillan and I went
to school together our entire lives.
393
00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:57,150
The first time I actually noticed him...
394
00:21:57,234 --> 00:21:59,528
was when he turned up at the firehouse
395
00:21:59,611 --> 00:22:03,114
to ask for my ex-wife's hand in marriage.
396
00:22:03,198 --> 00:22:05,659
Now, I didn't know whether to hit him...
397
00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:07,035
or hug him!
398
00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:10,455
Predictable.
399
00:22:10,539 --> 00:22:12,332
Reliable.
400
00:22:12,415 --> 00:22:14,334
Dependable!
401
00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:16,670
I'm not just talking about my Ford F-150.
402
00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:20,632
Talkin' about Charlie McMillan,
who I know for a fact,
403
00:22:20,715 --> 00:22:22,217
would want us to wrap this up
404
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:24,135
so we can get home and watch
the Dolphins game.
405
00:22:24,219 --> 00:22:26,513
Am I right?
Five and two this season.
406
00:22:26,596 --> 00:22:28,640
- Can I get a "Go Fish"?
407
00:22:28,723 --> 00:22:31,059
Let's go win this one for Charlie!
Come on, honey.
408
00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:36,064
- Aw.
- This is for you.
409
00:22:38,066 --> 00:22:41,528
Thank you.
Thanks, I appreciate it.
410
00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:13,101
Jesus.
411
00:23:25,739 --> 00:23:27,032
Touchdown, Dolphins!
412
00:23:27,115 --> 00:23:28,199
Yeah!
413
00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:32,787
And that
was the moment I realized
414
00:23:32,871 --> 00:23:35,457
I was glad Charlie McMillan was dead.
415
00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:47,427
My dry-cleaner showed up?
416
00:23:47,510 --> 00:23:50,472
Did not see that coming.
I love that guy.
417
00:23:50,555 --> 00:23:52,974
Why don't you go down there
and freak him out?
418
00:23:53,058 --> 00:23:55,602
Didn't expect to see you so quick.
419
00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:58,271
You think I'd miss my killer's funeral?
420
00:23:58,355 --> 00:24:00,398
There it is.
He's back.
421
00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:02,609
-Can I take a look?
-Go ahead.
422
00:24:05,236 --> 00:24:06,905
Who's this guy in the suit?
423
00:24:06,988 --> 00:24:09,449
Is that George Michael?
I have no idea.
424
00:24:09,532 --> 00:24:10,992
And what's this?
425
00:24:11,076 --> 00:24:13,495
Is that your crazy ex-girlfriend?
Is she here, too?
426
00:24:20,752 --> 00:24:22,462
What is she doing?
427
00:24:22,545 --> 00:24:24,005
Come on.
428
00:24:25,423 --> 00:24:26,591
Cut that shit.
429
00:24:29,094 --> 00:24:31,262
Hey, buddy.
You know you didn't really die.
430
00:24:31,346 --> 00:24:32,806
Why are you getting so worked up?
431
00:24:32,889 --> 00:24:34,015
Oh.
432
00:24:34,099 --> 00:24:35,975
Got a little too real for me for a minute.
433
00:24:38,687 --> 00:24:40,230
All right, well, this is it.
434
00:24:40,355 --> 00:24:43,191
So, what now, Butch Ryder?
You got me.
435
00:24:43,274 --> 00:24:44,359
Well, we're free men.
436
00:24:44,442 --> 00:24:46,611
We can do
whatever the fuck we want now.
437
00:24:46,695 --> 00:24:50,031
Actually, I stumbled upon something
that might be worth investigating.
438
00:24:50,115 --> 00:24:51,157
-Okay.
-See this key?
439
00:24:51,241 --> 00:24:53,201
-Yeah.
-Pick it up.
440
00:24:53,284 --> 00:24:54,619
Smell it.
441
00:24:54,703 --> 00:24:56,496
Mmm.
442
00:24:56,579 --> 00:24:57,747
Smells like shit.
443
00:24:57,831 --> 00:24:59,999
'Cause I found it up Butch Ryder's ass.
444
00:25:04,295 --> 00:25:07,215
Why would you be digging up
some dead guy's ass?
445
00:25:07,298 --> 00:25:09,843
You'd be surprised how many people
hide stuff up their ass.
446
00:25:09,926 --> 00:25:11,678
Important stuff.
447
00:25:11,761 --> 00:25:13,221
Pick it up, one more time.
448
00:25:13,304 --> 00:25:14,305
Here.
449
00:25:15,932 --> 00:25:19,686
Just, uh... What do you think?
What could that open up?
450
00:25:21,855 --> 00:25:24,023
This is a level 5-A security key.
451
00:25:24,107 --> 00:25:26,151
How fucking smart are you?
452
00:25:26,234 --> 00:25:28,403
Based on the tooth pattern,
I'd say it's foreign.
453
00:25:28,486 --> 00:25:30,405
Number suggests a Latin country.
454
00:25:31,406 --> 00:25:34,534
And the fact that it was
up some dead guy's butt...
455
00:25:34,617 --> 00:25:36,619
I would say it's a safety deposit box key.
456
00:25:36,703 --> 00:25:40,707
Charlie! How the fuck did you do that?
Could we find it?
457
00:25:40,790 --> 00:25:42,625
May I?
458
00:25:43,626 --> 00:25:47,338
As a manager of a bank,
I have access to a federal database.
459
00:25:47,422 --> 00:25:48,923
Should be able to provide a match.
460
00:25:49,007 --> 00:25:51,259
Let's go, baby.
461
00:25:55,138 --> 00:25:56,556
What?
462
00:25:56,639 --> 00:25:59,392
Oh, man.
Oh, man, this is it.
463
00:26:00,393 --> 00:26:07,233
That looks nice.
Banco Nacional de Puerto Rico.
464
00:26:24,334 --> 00:26:26,544
Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
465
00:26:38,890 --> 00:26:42,018
Oh, no. They might have a
biometric identification process.
466
00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:43,436
That means we need fingerprints.
467
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:45,730
Wish you would have told me that
before I blew up the bodies.
468
00:26:45,814 --> 00:26:47,065
I would have saved the hands.
469
00:26:47,148 --> 00:26:50,485
Well, hopefully, they have what's known as
a "document-based identification process."
470
00:26:50,568 --> 00:26:54,280
Just let me charm
the fucking skirt off this señorita.
471
00:26:59,536 --> 00:27:01,204
It's nice to be back.
472
00:27:02,163 --> 00:27:04,332
Assuming I've been here before...
473
00:27:04,415 --> 00:27:06,876
which I would know, obviously.
474
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:11,881
Have we met?
475
00:27:12,632 --> 00:27:14,634
No, I don't believe we have.
476
00:27:14,717 --> 00:27:17,220
Right, 'cause you got
a very forgettable face.
477
00:27:18,263 --> 00:27:20,515
You want people to remember you,
maybe get a personality, right?
478
00:27:21,808 --> 00:27:24,686
You're not one of the Mario brothers,
are you?
479
00:27:24,769 --> 00:27:26,229
Hey, since his ID is in order,
480
00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:29,524
we'd like to be taken
to the safety deposit room immediately
481
00:27:29,607 --> 00:27:31,234
and be given privacy,
482
00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:34,404
which is our right
under the Banking Act of 1938.
483
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:38,241
Of course.
484
00:27:40,618 --> 00:27:43,371
Oh, it fits.
485
00:27:43,454 --> 00:27:46,833
- Shit.
- Oh... it's a big one.
486
00:27:48,251 --> 00:27:49,669
- God!
- A little heavy for ya?
487
00:27:49,752 --> 00:27:50,879
Um, I got it.
488
00:27:55,133 --> 00:27:56,509
Whoa!
489
00:27:56,593 --> 00:27:58,928
I always wanted one of these.
A tablet! Dibs!
490
00:27:59,012 --> 00:28:00,722
Look at this!
All this money!
491
00:28:00,805 --> 00:28:02,307
Dibs! Dibs! On the money!
492
00:28:02,390 --> 00:28:05,935
Max, there's gotta be like a
million bucks in here! You're rich!
493
00:28:06,019 --> 00:28:06,978
That's great!
494
00:28:08,021 --> 00:28:09,772
Oh, and this.
What's this?
495
00:28:10,732 --> 00:28:11,774
There's a note.
496
00:28:14,527 --> 00:28:17,655
"Butch, here are the keys
to your secret hideaway,
497
00:28:17,739 --> 00:28:21,326
where I know you'll find
the peace and quiet you're looking for.
498
00:28:21,409 --> 00:28:24,704
I hope you enjoy many happy,
healthy years here.
499
00:28:24,787 --> 00:28:29,417
You deserve it, you sexy bastard.
Love... Dakota."
500
00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:32,629
- Ooh, Dakota sounds hot.
501
00:28:33,379 --> 00:28:36,382
Yeah. There's the key!
502
00:28:36,466 --> 00:28:40,345
And it doesn't smell like shit.
I hope it has a good view!
503
00:28:46,643 --> 00:28:48,853
- Ah!
- Jesus.
504
00:28:48,937 --> 00:28:50,563
What?
505
00:28:50,647 --> 00:28:52,232
Who lived here, Bill Gates?
506
00:28:52,315 --> 00:28:54,984
Huge TV, definitely not my Zenith.
507
00:28:56,778 --> 00:28:58,529
--Full bar!
508
00:28:58,613 --> 00:29:00,573
- Oh, dude.
509
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,743
Puerto Rico!
510
00:29:04,911 --> 00:29:07,664
There's, like, five houses in this house.
511
00:29:07,747 --> 00:29:09,082
Another pool!
512
00:29:14,379 --> 00:29:16,089
Place is gorgeous!
513
00:29:19,259 --> 00:29:21,302
We're gonna have the best time here, bud.
514
00:29:24,222 --> 00:29:25,306
Yeah!
515
00:29:29,435 --> 00:29:31,980
-Don't tell me you hid more bodies?
-No.
516
00:29:32,063 --> 00:29:34,524
I got dibs on the master suite.
517
00:29:35,441 --> 00:29:37,902
- I got dibs on the Ferrari!
- Oh...
518
00:29:37,986 --> 00:29:38,987
You dick.
519
00:29:58,131 --> 00:30:00,800
- Yeah. That's it?
520
00:30:00,883 --> 00:30:02,844
No... Hey!
521
00:30:02,927 --> 00:30:04,095
-Hey!
-Hey!
522
00:30:05,346 --> 00:30:09,142
Hi, I wanted, real quick...
Just one second, if I could.
523
00:30:09,225 --> 00:30:13,771
I'm Dr. Ronald P. Fishman.
Hola, everybody.
524
00:30:13,855 --> 00:30:18,318
I'm an Aquarius and I have a red Ferrari
and I'm pretty sure I'm Jewish.
525
00:30:18,401 --> 00:30:24,532
I moved here, just down the road,
into a massive beachfront mansion.
526
00:30:24,615 --> 00:30:26,659
I just wanna tell you
that I'm gonna be getting drunk here
527
00:30:26,743 --> 00:30:28,411
every night for the rest of my life.
528
00:30:28,494 --> 00:30:33,583
The good news is, I'm buying your drinks
for the rest of your lives!
529
00:30:35,501 --> 00:30:36,627
--I just...
530
00:30:36,711 --> 00:30:38,129
-Will you do... Yeah.
-I'll do it, I'll do it.
531
00:30:38,212 --> 00:30:40,465
And play "Who Let The Dogs Out."
532
00:30:40,548 --> 00:30:41,966
Who let the...
533
00:30:45,136 --> 00:30:46,554
Are you out of your fucking mind, man?
534
00:30:46,637 --> 00:30:48,723
What are you bringing
so much attention to us for?
535
00:30:48,806 --> 00:30:51,476
No, I said I was Dr. Ronald Fishman.
536
00:30:51,559 --> 00:30:53,186
And I'm the legendary Butch Ryder.
537
00:30:53,311 --> 00:30:56,397
But don't you think maybe somebody here
might know those guys for real?
538
00:30:56,481 --> 00:30:57,940
We don't even look like 'em.
539
00:30:58,024 --> 00:30:59,609
What do they look like?
540
00:31:02,904 --> 00:31:03,905
Oh, shit.
541
00:31:04,864 --> 00:31:06,532
Oh, my God!
542
00:31:06,616 --> 00:31:07,867
Oh, he's got tattoos.
543
00:31:07,950 --> 00:31:10,453
You have to get
those exact same tattoos as Butch.
544
00:31:10,536 --> 00:31:11,829
I do, do I?
545
00:31:11,913 --> 00:31:15,083
If Dr. Fishman has tattoos,
I'd go get 'em.
546
00:31:15,166 --> 00:31:18,836
He didn't have a tattoo,
but there's somethin' else that he had.
547
00:31:22,173 --> 00:31:25,176
Oh, yeah! I'll get an earring,
I don't care.
548
00:31:25,259 --> 00:31:26,844
You don't put this in your ear.
549
00:31:26,928 --> 00:31:28,221
Where does it go?
550
00:31:34,102 --> 00:31:38,022
Kickin' ass
and takin' names, baby!
551
00:31:41,275 --> 00:31:42,485
Yeah!
552
00:31:56,249 --> 00:31:57,834
Hmm...
553
00:31:57,917 --> 00:31:59,919
Hmm... hmm...
554
00:32:05,216 --> 00:32:07,093
No!
555
00:32:12,598 --> 00:32:13,683
Want a Popsicle?
556
00:32:13,766 --> 00:32:16,185
Do we have any cherry ones left?
557
00:32:16,269 --> 00:32:17,562
Yeah, one more.
558
00:32:17,645 --> 00:32:19,981
-Yes.
-Proud of you, man.
559
00:32:20,064 --> 00:32:22,400
You earned my respect last night.
You're a tough guy.
560
00:32:22,483 --> 00:32:25,653
You know, I wish
I did invent time travel.
561
00:32:25,736 --> 00:32:27,780
-Uh-huh.
-'Cause I would go back to last night
562
00:32:27,864 --> 00:32:30,116
and not put a hole in my tongue!
563
00:32:31,325 --> 00:32:33,703
Jeez...
How many weird apps are here?
564
00:32:33,786 --> 00:32:35,246
Jenga.
565
00:32:35,329 --> 00:32:37,748
Why are you still
messing with that?
566
00:32:37,832 --> 00:32:39,667
- Yeah, you're a computer genius.
567
00:32:39,750 --> 00:32:42,378
You think there's any place
they could have hid something on here?
568
00:32:42,462 --> 00:32:44,714
You know, like, behind a firewall
or some shit?
569
00:32:44,797 --> 00:32:47,383
It's not a computer.
It's a tablet.
570
00:32:47,467 --> 00:32:52,263
There is no firewall. What's on there
that's hidden you need to find?
571
00:32:53,681 --> 00:32:56,767
Some amateur porn?
Maybe Butch fuckin' Dakota?
572
00:32:56,851 --> 00:32:58,769
If I'm gonna be Butch,
I gotta know all his moves.
573
00:32:58,853 --> 00:33:02,732
Does he slap ass?
Is he a nipple flicker? Or...
574
00:33:02,815 --> 00:33:05,943
does he whip out the dildo
and go to town with that?
575
00:33:06,027 --> 00:33:07,028
Oh, that sounds like a party.
576
00:33:07,111 --> 00:33:09,405
Hi, I hope I'm not intruding.
577
00:33:09,489 --> 00:33:12,325
I'm Dawn DeFazio.
I'm your next door neighbor.
578
00:33:12,408 --> 00:33:14,994
Oh, hey, Dawn.
I'm Butch Ryder.
579
00:33:15,077 --> 00:33:18,247
This is my best friend, uh,
Dr. Ronald P. Fishman.
580
00:33:18,331 --> 00:33:20,166
The P stands for "pussy pounder."
581
00:33:21,834 --> 00:33:24,003
It's great to finally meet you.
582
00:33:24,086 --> 00:33:26,255
I was starting to think
you were never gonna move in.
583
00:33:26,339 --> 00:33:28,424
Yeah, the movers were here
about a month ago,
584
00:33:28,508 --> 00:33:31,302
but they were so hush-hush
about who was movin' in here.
585
00:33:31,385 --> 00:33:34,347
Like it was the president
or George Clooney or somethin'.
586
00:33:34,430 --> 00:33:35,932
Ah, that's interesting.
587
00:33:36,015 --> 00:33:38,684
I don't know what the big secret was.
It's just us.
588
00:33:38,768 --> 00:33:39,977
--What do you think?
589
00:33:40,061 --> 00:33:41,479
You want a Corona?
590
00:33:41,562 --> 00:33:43,773
I'd tell you to pull up a lounge chair,
but we don't got no more.
591
00:33:43,856 --> 00:33:45,983
Maybe Dr. Ron'll
make you a little room.
592
00:33:46,067 --> 00:33:48,110
Ooh. Oh, I would love to.
593
00:33:48,194 --> 00:33:50,571
But actually, I'm running late
for my mani-pedi.
594
00:33:50,655 --> 00:33:54,867
I gotta get all pretty for tonight.
Oh, you two should come with.
595
00:33:54,951 --> 00:33:57,286
It's Rum Runner night at Club Oro.
596
00:34:12,927 --> 00:34:15,638
- Lookin' sharp, by the way, big boy.
- Really?
597
00:34:16,430 --> 00:34:18,766
You don't think this is too Magnum?
598
00:34:18,849 --> 00:34:21,102
- You could never go too Magnum.
599
00:34:21,185 --> 00:34:22,728
Maybe lose the hat, though.
600
00:34:23,938 --> 00:34:25,690
Ooh, hola, neighbors.
601
00:34:25,773 --> 00:34:29,777
- Butch, Ronald, this is my co-pilot, Joan.
- Ah.
602
00:34:29,860 --> 00:34:33,447
Dawn dragged me along to make sure she
doesn't do anything to embarrass herself.
603
00:34:33,531 --> 00:34:34,824
- Who's watching you, then?
604
00:34:34,907 --> 00:34:36,492
- Oh, you're funny.
- Mmm-hmm.
605
00:34:36,576 --> 00:34:40,454
Buenas noches. Welcome to
Rum Runner night here at Club Oro.
606
00:34:40,538 --> 00:34:43,249
I'm Jorge, I'm gonna be your
shooter boy for the evening.
607
00:34:43,332 --> 00:34:46,210
Jorge, nice to meet you.
Who's this crazy fuck over here?
608
00:34:46,294 --> 00:34:49,380
Oh, he's, uh, shooter boy-in-training.
609
00:34:49,463 --> 00:34:51,591
He's just watching, observing,
no need to worry.
610
00:34:51,674 --> 00:34:52,842
How can I help you?
611
00:34:52,925 --> 00:34:54,844
How about four Panty Droppers?
612
00:34:54,927 --> 00:34:57,972
Oh, yeah!
Naughty, naughty, naughty!
613
00:34:58,055 --> 00:34:59,599
- Whoo!
- Hey!
614
00:35:01,267 --> 00:35:03,603
Jorge, I don't think it worked.
615
00:35:03,686 --> 00:35:06,522
Maybe they're not wearing panties.
616
00:35:06,606 --> 00:35:08,357
Guilty!
617
00:35:26,751 --> 00:35:28,419
Wow!
618
00:35:28,502 --> 00:35:31,631
- You boys can still bust a move, huh?
- Oh, yeah!
619
00:35:31,714 --> 00:35:33,633
Not bad for a couple of old farts.
620
00:35:33,716 --> 00:35:36,385
Please, I got you both beat.
How old are you?
621
00:35:36,469 --> 00:35:38,763
I'll put it to you this way,
we're over the speed limit.
622
00:35:38,846 --> 00:35:41,015
- No way! Y'all aren't 55.
- Mmm-mmm.
623
00:35:41,098 --> 00:35:44,268
You're right, Joan.
This guy just had his 57th birthday.
624
00:35:45,186 --> 00:35:49,148
Well, I've never been
afraid of doing over 55.
625
00:35:49,231 --> 00:35:52,401
--Easy, Dawn. You're gonna overheat.
626
00:35:52,485 --> 00:35:54,654
We need to make a pit stop
in the little girls' room.
627
00:35:54,737 --> 00:35:57,615
Don't flood your engines
in there, huh?
628
00:35:57,698 --> 00:35:59,492
We got a long ride ahead of us.
629
00:36:00,868 --> 00:36:03,496
Hey, wait, why are you telling 'em
that we're in our mid-'50s?
630
00:36:03,579 --> 00:36:06,248
Whenever a chick asks me my age,
I always add ten years.
631
00:36:06,332 --> 00:36:07,333
Why do you do that?
632
00:36:07,416 --> 00:36:10,127
You tell them your real age,
they just shrug. No big deal.
633
00:36:10,211 --> 00:36:12,463
Now, you're the fountain of fucking youth.
634
00:36:12,546 --> 00:36:15,758
No wonder that chick stalks you.
Where did you learn to talk like this?
635
00:36:15,841 --> 00:36:17,385
You ever been in a threesome?
636
00:36:18,302 --> 00:36:21,764
I'm not guaranteeing anything, but,
uh, let's try to get that done for you.
637
00:36:21,847 --> 00:36:23,641
Are you shitting me?
638
00:36:31,899 --> 00:36:33,651
You gotta stop staring at me.
639
00:36:33,734 --> 00:36:35,319
Oh, sorry.
640
00:36:37,947 --> 00:36:41,492
You're still staring at me, man.
That's poor three-way etiquette.
641
00:36:41,575 --> 00:36:43,953
All right, Jorge.
Come on, rookie mistake.
642
00:36:44,036 --> 00:36:46,664
Why don't you let the doctor
get a turn in the cockpit, huh?
643
00:36:46,747 --> 00:36:48,124
Rotate for a minute.
644
00:36:48,207 --> 00:36:50,000
Okay, I'm cool.
645
00:36:50,084 --> 00:36:53,170
I'm gonna go take a dookie.
I'll be back in two. Got it?
646
00:36:53,963 --> 00:36:55,923
I'll just... I'm gonna...
I'm gonna chill here.
647
00:36:56,006 --> 00:37:00,386
Taking notes?
Good man.
648
00:37:00,469 --> 00:37:01,804
Hey, Dr. Ron, you know what?
649
00:37:01,887 --> 00:37:03,097
Let me hop in the saddle.
650
00:37:03,180 --> 00:37:05,349
My fuckin' arthritis
in my knees is killin' me.
651
00:37:05,433 --> 00:37:07,226
-Oh, okay. That's fine.
-Yeah, okay.
652
00:37:08,018 --> 00:37:10,479
This is not what
I had in mind when you said threesome!
653
00:37:10,563 --> 00:37:12,898
It's not my fault Joan passed out.
654
00:37:12,982 --> 00:37:14,400
But why shooter boy?
655
00:37:14,483 --> 00:37:16,485
I don't know, you're the one
who loves staring at him.
656
00:37:16,569 --> 00:37:17,570
Hey, Dawn.
657
00:37:17,653 --> 00:37:19,321
-Can I ask you a question?
-Sure.
658
00:37:19,405 --> 00:37:21,449
The, uh, mover guys...
659
00:37:21,532 --> 00:37:24,326
did they happen to give you
any information about us?
660
00:37:24,410 --> 00:37:25,870
No.
661
00:37:25,953 --> 00:37:27,997
But I play tennis
with your real estate lady
662
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:29,582
and she told me something.
663
00:37:29,665 --> 00:37:32,042
But she said not to repeat it to anyone.
664
00:37:32,126 --> 00:37:35,004
Oh, well, we're all getting close
here tonight, come on.
665
00:37:35,755 --> 00:37:39,842
Well, she said that the buyers, you guys,
seemed to be in an awful hurry.
666
00:37:39,925 --> 00:37:42,261
Like, maybe you were
on the run or somethin'.
667
00:37:42,344 --> 00:37:43,554
"On the run"?
668
00:37:43,637 --> 00:37:45,931
You bad boys.
669
00:37:48,350 --> 00:37:50,770
- Oh! Oh, that's wonderful.
- Uh-huh.
670
00:37:50,853 --> 00:37:53,230
- Oh, thank you.
- Ah...
671
00:37:53,314 --> 00:37:56,066
- You're welcome.
672
00:37:58,611 --> 00:38:00,196
Snake delivery!
673
00:38:01,238 --> 00:38:02,490
This the right address?
674
00:38:03,491 --> 00:38:05,826
Oh, shit.
Who ordered that?
675
00:38:07,661 --> 00:38:10,039
All right, Charlie.
Enjoy the view.
676
00:38:10,122 --> 00:38:14,126
Yo, what's up with the AC?
I'm fuckin' sweating my balls off in here.
677
00:38:14,752 --> 00:38:16,587
--I'm sorry.
678
00:38:20,549 --> 00:38:23,052
Oh! There's the sex machine.
679
00:38:23,761 --> 00:38:25,054
Morning.
680
00:38:25,137 --> 00:38:26,889
You must be hungry.
681
00:38:29,350 --> 00:38:31,018
One or two sausages?
682
00:38:32,311 --> 00:38:34,980
-One.
-Just the one. Okay.
683
00:38:36,982 --> 00:38:38,484
Would it be better if there were two...
684
00:38:38,567 --> 00:38:40,194
sweaty eggs underneath it?
685
00:38:40,277 --> 00:38:42,488
Come on.
686
00:38:42,571 --> 00:38:45,950
I gotta say, bud. You like it.
Right here, I'll just...
687
00:38:51,038 --> 00:38:52,039
Can I get some food?
688
00:38:52,122 --> 00:38:53,749
Last one...
689
00:38:55,876 --> 00:38:59,547
Gotta be happy, though.
The tongue ring, Dawn dug it.
690
00:38:59,630 --> 00:39:00,756
So did Jorge.
691
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:03,175
Can we not talk about last night again?
Ever?
692
00:39:03,259 --> 00:39:04,301
All right.
693
00:39:04,385 --> 00:39:06,136
Everything was in balance, though, man.
694
00:39:06,220 --> 00:39:08,681
Dawn says that her husband
cheats on her all the time.
695
00:39:08,764 --> 00:39:11,225
-Wait, she's married?
-Yeah, she's married.
696
00:39:11,308 --> 00:39:13,853
Who do you think we're playing
golf with on Sunday?
697
00:39:13,936 --> 00:39:16,522
--Are you fucking with me?
698
00:39:16,605 --> 00:39:18,148
No, we're playing golf with the guy.
I just...
699
00:39:18,232 --> 00:39:20,776
That face you just made
reminded me of last night with the dick,
700
00:39:20,860 --> 00:39:22,319
when it came out, you were like...
701
00:39:22,403 --> 00:39:24,530
By the way,
I think that snake was a cobra,
702
00:39:24,613 --> 00:39:26,740
because it had a hood and a flat head.
703
00:39:26,824 --> 00:39:28,242
--It was so gross.
704
00:39:29,577 --> 00:39:31,036
You let that happen.
705
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:33,622
I gotta sit down.
I'm dizzy.
706
00:39:33,706 --> 00:39:35,583
You don't feel good.
What do you got, a hangover?
707
00:39:35,666 --> 00:39:38,711
Yes, the king is fucking hungover.
708
00:39:40,629 --> 00:39:41,630
Wow.
709
00:39:43,048 --> 00:39:45,467
Look at this.
You see that?
710
00:39:45,551 --> 00:39:47,261
Butch has a picture with Dr. Fishman.
711
00:39:47,344 --> 00:39:48,387
They knew each other.
712
00:39:48,470 --> 00:39:51,473
Yeah, they got brought in together,
I assumed they were friends.
713
00:39:51,557 --> 00:39:53,058
Well, who's the girl?
Is that Dakota?
714
00:39:53,142 --> 00:39:55,269
No, Dakota's my dead guy's chick.
715
00:39:55,352 --> 00:39:56,854
That's yours, buddy.
716
00:39:56,937 --> 00:39:59,523
Your girlfriend or, uh...
look at the ring.
717
00:39:59,607 --> 00:40:01,275
Your wife.
718
00:40:01,358 --> 00:40:04,194
I'm married!
She's a babe.
719
00:40:04,278 --> 00:40:07,406
Yeah, look at you
fallin' in love all over again.
720
00:40:07,489 --> 00:40:09,241
Forgot about Jorge, did you?
721
00:40:15,789 --> 00:40:18,125
Whoo!
722
00:40:27,217 --> 00:40:28,427
Fuck.
723
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:41,398
Hey!
724
00:40:41,482 --> 00:40:44,068
We got an underwater doorbell!
725
00:40:44,151 --> 00:40:45,819
Butch Ryder knew how to live!
726
00:40:45,903 --> 00:40:47,112
Fuck yeah, man.
727
00:40:47,196 --> 00:40:50,824
All right, you swim.
It's probably Dawn, ready for round two.
728
00:40:50,908 --> 00:40:53,202
Is that what the bell means, round two?
729
00:41:09,885 --> 00:41:11,804
What the fuck is this?
730
00:41:16,266 --> 00:41:17,309
Cheese...
731
00:41:18,811 --> 00:41:19,853
lettuce...
732
00:41:21,063 --> 00:41:22,648
Ah... No! Mustard.
733
00:41:24,733 --> 00:41:26,819
Not too much.
734
00:41:27,903 --> 00:41:29,071
Ooh!
735
00:41:30,155 --> 00:41:32,866
Hey! I'm gonna fuckin' kill you, Fishman!
736
00:41:32,950 --> 00:41:34,618
What? Well, who are you?
737
00:41:34,702 --> 00:41:37,913
You know who the fuck I am!
And you know what you did!
738
00:41:37,997 --> 00:41:39,206
No, I don't.
739
00:41:39,289 --> 00:41:41,875
You tag-teamed my wife!
740
00:41:41,959 --> 00:41:45,671
Yeah, she told me all about your...
your little snake delivery!
741
00:41:45,754 --> 00:41:47,006
My snake delivery?
742
00:41:47,089 --> 00:41:49,383
That wasn't me!
That was Jorge, the shooter boy!
743
00:41:49,466 --> 00:41:51,427
-Get the fuck out of the pool. Get out!
-No, I can't.
744
00:41:51,510 --> 00:41:53,679
-Get out of the fucking pool!
-It's not a good idea.
745
00:41:53,762 --> 00:41:55,139
You're not gonna come out?
746
00:41:55,222 --> 00:41:56,932
I'll come in there and break
your fucking skull.
747
00:41:57,016 --> 00:41:58,100
No! No, listen.
748
00:41:58,183 --> 00:42:00,269
Let's talk about this.
Let's have a beer together.
749
00:42:01,687 --> 00:42:02,730
What the...
750
00:42:06,191 --> 00:42:07,443
What the...
751
00:42:17,619 --> 00:42:18,704
Ow!
752
00:42:30,299 --> 00:42:32,301
And that's where the shit
really hit the fan.
753
00:42:32,384 --> 00:42:35,804
I was about to die for real
and I was not ready for that.
754
00:42:35,888 --> 00:42:38,766
Luckily, my friend Max was keeping
another secret from me...
755
00:42:40,601 --> 00:42:42,311
--Daddy's got you.
756
00:42:42,394 --> 00:42:45,439
He was Action fucking Jackson.
757
00:43:04,750 --> 00:43:07,669
Aren't you a little fucking tall
for gymnastics?
758
00:43:14,176 --> 00:43:17,221
-Oh!
-Let's go. Run, Ron! Ron, run!
759
00:43:17,304 --> 00:43:18,347
-Come on. Go. You're Ron.
-Yeah.
760
00:43:41,161 --> 00:43:43,372
Yeah, our friend at the bank was correct.
761
00:43:43,455 --> 00:43:46,708
Ryder and Fishman have
returned from the dead.
762
00:43:46,792 --> 00:43:50,546
These two gentlemen have
taken over their identities.
763
00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:59,388
Out of all the dead bodies in the world...
you pick the most wanted man in America?
764
00:44:00,973 --> 00:44:02,099
Stop swiping!
765
00:44:03,392 --> 00:44:04,977
How could you not have
researched these guys?
766
00:44:05,060 --> 00:44:06,353
I researched them.
767
00:44:06,436 --> 00:44:10,858
Dr. Ron's a very successful doctor
with an impeccable record,
768
00:44:10,941 --> 00:44:13,193
who, unfortunately,
got two bullets to the head.
769
00:44:13,277 --> 00:44:15,154
You said he died of natural causes!
770
00:44:15,237 --> 00:44:17,739
You naturally die
if you get two bullets to the head!
771
00:44:17,823 --> 00:44:19,324
Maybe I'm not good with words.
772
00:44:19,408 --> 00:44:22,661
Who the hell are you, man?
And don't lie to me again!
773
00:44:22,744 --> 00:44:24,496
Okay, stop freaking out.
774
00:44:24,580 --> 00:44:27,249
- You're right, I'm not a coroner.
775
00:44:27,916 --> 00:44:28,917
I'm a fucking...
776
00:44:29,835 --> 00:44:31,587
guidance counselor.
777
00:44:31,670 --> 00:44:33,088
Shut the fuck up.
778
00:44:33,172 --> 00:44:36,300
How could a guidance counselor
take on trained assassins?
779
00:44:36,383 --> 00:44:38,010
I went to police academy.
780
00:44:38,093 --> 00:44:41,471
I wanted to be a motorcycle cop.
I took it very serious.
781
00:44:41,555 --> 00:44:43,974
I was number one in the class
in marksmanship.
782
00:44:44,057 --> 00:44:45,058
Then why aren't you a cop?
783
00:44:45,142 --> 00:44:48,187
-'Cause I couldn't pop a fucking wheelie.
-You couldn't pop a wheelie?
784
00:44:48,270 --> 00:44:51,356
And I didn't fare too well
on the psychological exam.
785
00:44:52,190 --> 00:44:54,902
That I believe. Wow.
786
00:44:54,985 --> 00:44:57,070
Now, where did you get these dead bodies?
787
00:44:57,154 --> 00:44:59,406
I found them dead.
788
00:44:59,489 --> 00:45:02,367
They were... gone.
I didn't kill 'em.
789
00:45:02,451 --> 00:45:04,870
And you never thought, for once,
that maybe their family,
790
00:45:04,953 --> 00:45:06,747
maybe their friends, a cop,
791
00:45:06,830 --> 00:45:09,958
a ten-foot-tall assassin
might come lookin' for 'em?
792
00:45:10,042 --> 00:45:13,795
No... but I guess that's why
I should've come clean before.
793
00:45:13,879 --> 00:45:17,549
You always think shit through
better than I do.
794
00:45:18,634 --> 00:45:20,427
What's our next move?
What do we do now?
795
00:45:20,510 --> 00:45:22,888
What do we do? That's easy.
We turn ourselves in.
796
00:45:22,971 --> 00:45:24,806
Okay.
I want to do that, too.
797
00:45:24,890 --> 00:45:27,476
We're looking at 25 to 30 years,
but I can handle that.
798
00:45:27,559 --> 00:45:29,853
No! No, you said it was five to ten.
799
00:45:29,937 --> 00:45:33,523
That was before we stole all that money.
And we shot Dawn's husband.
800
00:45:33,607 --> 00:45:35,108
You shot Dawn's husband!
801
00:45:35,192 --> 00:45:37,611
I only shot him
because you tag-teamed his wife,
802
00:45:37,694 --> 00:45:38,987
- you fucking degenerate.
803
00:45:39,071 --> 00:45:41,865
What do you think a Puerto Rican jury
is gonna say about that?
804
00:45:41,949 --> 00:45:44,034
Oh, my God, we're screwed.
805
00:45:44,826 --> 00:45:46,536
-God, I'm an idiot.
-No, no, no, no, no.
806
00:45:46,620 --> 00:45:48,413
-We can get out of this.
-I'm so stupid.
807
00:45:48,497 --> 00:45:52,459
All we gotta do is find out why these guys
wanna kill us and then we'll stop 'em.
808
00:45:52,542 --> 00:45:55,045
They're involved with somethin'
fuckin' shady, right?
809
00:45:55,128 --> 00:45:57,798
The mob or drugs or some shit,
I don't know.
810
00:45:57,881 --> 00:45:59,466
- Yeah.
- You know who would know?
811
00:45:59,549 --> 00:46:00,550
Who would know?
812
00:46:01,593 --> 00:46:04,137
Dr. Ronald Fishman's wife...
813
00:46:04,221 --> 00:46:07,057
who happens to be pretty hot, by the way.
814
00:46:07,140 --> 00:46:10,352
So we decided to go back
to the States to talk to Mrs. Fishman.
815
00:46:10,435 --> 00:46:14,856
As suicidal as it seemed to follow Max,
it was my only option.
816
00:46:14,940 --> 00:46:17,234
And with no place to live
and no way to get around,
817
00:46:17,317 --> 00:46:19,236
we found a way to combine the two.
818
00:46:23,657 --> 00:46:25,325
We found the house easy enough
819
00:46:25,409 --> 00:46:27,411
but we couldn't just go up
and knock on the door.
820
00:46:27,494 --> 00:46:30,330
Our meeting with Mrs. Fishman
had to seem accidental.
821
00:46:36,044 --> 00:46:39,006
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you like that, do you?
822
00:46:40,007 --> 00:46:41,049
I know you like that.
823
00:46:41,133 --> 00:46:44,094
'Cause you're my dirty,
824
00:46:44,177 --> 00:46:46,513
crazy, sweet girl.
825
00:46:46,596 --> 00:46:48,306
-Max?
-Oh!
826
00:46:49,474 --> 00:46:50,809
What's up?
827
00:46:51,309 --> 00:46:52,436
What are you doing?
828
00:46:52,519 --> 00:46:54,438
What was I doing?
829
00:46:54,563 --> 00:46:57,983
I, uh... was having some fun,
I guess, you know.
830
00:46:58,066 --> 00:47:00,569
We all didn't get to play
Three Amigos the other night.
831
00:47:00,652 --> 00:47:02,738
So, I was just looking for some relief.
832
00:47:04,156 --> 00:47:06,324
You... Who were you talking to?
833
00:47:06,408 --> 00:47:10,370
I was talking to a 1-800 number, uh,
"Dial-a-boner."
834
00:47:10,454 --> 00:47:13,415
A girl talks dirty to you
while you fuck a doll.
835
00:47:13,498 --> 00:47:16,251
It's five bucks a minute.
Good to be back in the States.
836
00:47:16,334 --> 00:47:19,337
You say that like it's so normal.
837
00:47:20,756 --> 00:47:22,090
Oh, there she is.
There she is.
838
00:47:22,174 --> 00:47:23,300
Oh, shit.
839
00:47:26,928 --> 00:47:27,929
Yeah.
840
00:47:28,013 --> 00:47:30,474
Well, doc,
your wife has a very nice body.
841
00:47:30,557 --> 00:47:31,975
What's the plan?
842
00:47:32,059 --> 00:47:33,685
-Follow her. Just follow her.
-What? Yeah?
843
00:47:33,769 --> 00:47:35,270
You can do this.
You can do this.
844
00:47:35,979 --> 00:47:38,315
Go, go, go.
Don't let her get too far away.
845
00:47:47,741 --> 00:47:49,034
What the fuck?
846
00:47:49,117 --> 00:47:51,203
- Oh, my God!
847
00:47:51,286 --> 00:47:53,997
Oh, my God! Are you okay?
Are you all right?
848
00:47:54,081 --> 00:47:56,041
Jesus, what the hell were you thinking?
849
00:47:56,124 --> 00:47:58,210
That's why I bought you a phone book!
850
00:47:58,293 --> 00:48:00,587
So you could see
over the fucking steering wheel!
851
00:48:00,670 --> 00:48:02,214
Sit on it next time!
852
00:48:02,297 --> 00:48:04,257
It's okay, sweetheart.
I'm an EMT.
853
00:48:04,341 --> 00:48:07,135
Let me just make sure you're all right,
check your head.
854
00:48:07,219 --> 00:48:08,720
What's your name, dear?
855
00:48:08,804 --> 00:48:10,013
Heather Fishman.
856
00:48:10,097 --> 00:48:12,641
And how many asshole drivers
can you see right now?
857
00:48:13,391 --> 00:48:16,019
-One.
-Right on the money. Good.
858
00:48:16,103 --> 00:48:18,021
So, can we get you back to your house?
859
00:48:18,105 --> 00:48:19,731
- Yeah, that'd be great. Thanks.
- Yeah.
860
00:48:19,815 --> 00:48:20,899
--Oh!
861
00:48:20,982 --> 00:48:22,484
Easy, easy, easy, easy.
862
00:48:22,567 --> 00:48:25,570
I just wanna say,
even though I'm friends with him,
863
00:48:25,654 --> 00:48:29,241
if you choose to sue him,
I will testify on your behalf.
864
00:48:29,324 --> 00:48:30,408
Not a problem.
865
00:48:30,492 --> 00:48:33,120
Aw, that's sweet of you,
but I don't think that'll be necessary.
866
00:48:33,203 --> 00:48:34,704
- I'm pretty sure it's just a bruise.
- Yeah?
867
00:48:34,788 --> 00:48:36,206
-Yeah.
-How about the ice?
868
00:48:36,289 --> 00:48:37,415
-Let's get the ice.
-I know. I got it.
869
00:48:37,499 --> 00:48:39,751
-Oh, you found the kitchen. Okay.
-Yeah, that's right.
870
00:48:39,835 --> 00:48:41,419
All right, here you go.
I'm gonna...
871
00:48:41,503 --> 00:48:42,838
-I'll put it right there.
-Okay.
872
00:48:42,921 --> 00:48:44,798
I think if you elevate it
above your heart,
873
00:48:44,881 --> 00:48:46,716
that's what's supposed to be good for it.
874
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:48,426
It's actually my other knee.
875
00:48:48,510 --> 00:48:52,222
Okay, all right. So, lift that up.
And I'll put the ice like this.
876
00:48:52,305 --> 00:48:53,974
What are you doing right now?
877
00:48:54,057 --> 00:48:56,101
-Oh, my God! I'm so sorry!
-Ow!
878
00:48:56,184 --> 00:48:57,310
I'm sorry, I didn't...
879
00:48:57,394 --> 00:48:59,312
- It's fine.
- Here. Here. Okay.
880
00:48:59,396 --> 00:49:02,607
Don't be mad at him, he gets nervous
every time he likes somebody.
881
00:49:02,691 --> 00:49:04,151
Whoops, did I say that?
882
00:49:05,777 --> 00:49:07,737
Oh, you want us to get that for you?
883
00:49:07,821 --> 00:49:10,407
-Oh, no, that's okay, I can handle it.
-But your knee--
884
00:49:10,490 --> 00:49:11,741
You guys can leave, I'm fine.
885
00:49:11,825 --> 00:49:13,451
-Honestly, guys, you can leave.
-Sure.
886
00:49:13,535 --> 00:49:14,536
What do we do?
887
00:49:25,213 --> 00:49:26,840
--Mrs. Fishman, I'm so sorry.
888
00:49:26,923 --> 00:49:28,341
I'm gonna have to get you out of here.
889
00:49:28,425 --> 00:49:29,426
-Okay?
-Mmm-hmm.
890
00:49:33,513 --> 00:49:34,723
Whoa, whoa. Mrs. Fishman!
891
00:49:34,806 --> 00:49:36,057
--Wait! Wait! Wait! Please!
892
00:49:36,141 --> 00:49:37,934
We're here to help you,
not hurt you, I promise.
893
00:49:38,018 --> 00:49:40,061
We got off on the wrong foot.
My name is Charlie.
894
00:49:42,397 --> 00:49:43,899
What the fuck?
895
00:49:43,982 --> 00:49:46,902
--Please, let me go!
896
00:49:59,039 --> 00:50:00,123
Let me out!
897
00:50:00,207 --> 00:50:01,291
-Let me out!
-Heather!
898
00:50:01,374 --> 00:50:03,126
-Let me out!
-Calm down!
899
00:50:03,210 --> 00:50:05,253
Calm down, we're the good guys,
I promise you.
900
00:50:05,337 --> 00:50:06,755
-You have to trust us. Please.
-"Trust you"?
901
00:50:06,838 --> 00:50:08,965
You kidnap me, and you hit me
with a Winnebago--
902
00:50:09,049 --> 00:50:10,175
We did that for a reason!
903
00:50:10,258 --> 00:50:12,636
- "A reason"?
- Listen to me, I have proof.
904
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:14,012
-We are not lying.
-You better show me proof!
905
00:50:14,095 --> 00:50:16,306
Mrs. Fishman, this is your husband.
906
00:50:17,641 --> 00:50:19,768
- Oh, my God!
- What are you doing?
907
00:50:19,851 --> 00:50:20,977
She wanted proof!
908
00:50:21,061 --> 00:50:23,855
A dead, naked picture of him
makes us look like the bad guys.
909
00:50:23,939 --> 00:50:25,023
-Hey, I don't know.
-Don't you think?
910
00:50:25,106 --> 00:50:27,025
Can you please pull over?
I can't breathe.
911
00:50:27,108 --> 00:50:28,985
-It's so hot in here.
-I'll pull over! I'll pull over!
912
00:50:31,029 --> 00:50:32,197
- She's upset.
- Yeah.
913
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,115
She's upset.
914
00:50:34,199 --> 00:50:37,202
Do you think we could run to the doctor
for two seconds, I just feel like this--
915
00:50:37,285 --> 00:50:39,955
We don't got time, buddy.
Just get over that.
916
00:50:40,038 --> 00:50:41,748
So Ronnie's really gone?
917
00:50:42,540 --> 00:50:44,918
Uh... yeah, I'm afraid so.
918
00:50:45,001 --> 00:50:46,461
I have been looking for him.
919
00:50:46,544 --> 00:50:49,422
I kept praying that he was safe, but...
920
00:50:49,506 --> 00:50:51,508
deep down,
I knew something bad had happened.
921
00:50:51,591 --> 00:50:54,344
We are so sorry for your loss.
922
00:50:54,427 --> 00:50:57,764
If it's any consolation,
your husband went quickly and peacefully.
923
00:50:57,847 --> 00:50:59,849
--Just...
924
00:50:59,933 --> 00:51:01,101
two shots to the skull,
925
00:51:01,184 --> 00:51:03,561
- right through there, then...
- out the end.
926
00:51:03,645 --> 00:51:04,646
Oh, my God!
927
00:51:04,729 --> 00:51:06,731
What he says is...
928
00:51:06,815 --> 00:51:10,652
He's saying that we're very sorry,
but we also have one more problem.
929
00:51:10,735 --> 00:51:13,738
You see, there are some people out there
that think I'm your husband,
930
00:51:13,822 --> 00:51:15,615
-and they're trying to kill me.
-Right.
931
00:51:15,699 --> 00:51:17,158
Why do they think you're Ronnie?
932
00:51:17,242 --> 00:51:20,578
Well, he stole your husband's ID
and started impersonating him.
933
00:51:20,662 --> 00:51:23,290
He's also wearing his clothes
like a fucking weirdo.
934
00:51:23,373 --> 00:51:26,126
We figure the same people
that are trying to kill us...
935
00:51:26,209 --> 00:51:27,377
are the ones who shot your husband.
936
00:51:27,460 --> 00:51:29,754
"Us"? And who are you pretending to be?
937
00:51:29,838 --> 00:51:31,798
The legendary Butch Ryder.
938
00:51:31,881 --> 00:51:33,425
Butch Ryder?
939
00:51:33,508 --> 00:51:34,968
-You know him?
-Yeah.
940
00:51:35,051 --> 00:51:36,136
Yeah.
941
00:51:36,803 --> 00:51:39,848
We found pictures of you and your husband
on Butch's tablet.
942
00:51:39,931 --> 00:51:42,100
Was he a patient of his or something?
943
00:51:42,183 --> 00:51:46,730
No, Ronnie didn't practice anymore.
He ran a pharmaceutical research firm.
944
00:51:46,855 --> 00:51:49,733
Butch was his friend.
They used to ride motorcycles together.
945
00:51:49,816 --> 00:51:51,860
He... he said he was a fun guy.
946
00:51:51,943 --> 00:51:55,488
Fun enough to land himself on the FBI's
Most Wanted list.
947
00:51:55,572 --> 00:51:56,656
-What?
-Yeah.
948
00:51:56,740 --> 00:51:59,617
-Oh, my God.
-Both of their bodies were found together.
949
00:51:59,701 --> 00:52:03,371
We think maybe Butch got your husband
tangled into some trouble.
950
00:52:04,331 --> 00:52:08,168
Well, I guess that would make sense
why our house was broken into last week.
951
00:52:08,251 --> 00:52:09,836
Did they take anything?
952
00:52:09,919 --> 00:52:12,839
Oh, that was the weird part,
they just tore apart Ronnie's study.
953
00:52:14,007 --> 00:52:15,800
I bet they were looking for something.
954
00:52:15,884 --> 00:52:17,677
Astonishing work there, Nancy Drew.
955
00:52:17,761 --> 00:52:21,514
Anyways, did he ever come to your house?
Did he possibly hide something there?
956
00:52:21,598 --> 00:52:22,640
No.
957
00:52:22,724 --> 00:52:24,934
Ronnie would always meet him
at some biker bar,
958
00:52:25,060 --> 00:52:27,395
this place, um, off of Route 80.
959
00:52:27,479 --> 00:52:28,813
Bing-bang, let's roll.
960
00:52:28,897 --> 00:52:31,524
-Okay. Hey, come on. Come with us.
-I'm going there?
961
00:52:44,788 --> 00:52:47,040
I can't believe
Ronnie used to come to this place.
962
00:52:47,123 --> 00:52:48,124
Yes, shocking.
963
00:52:48,208 --> 00:52:50,210
So, you gonna make a move on that,
or am I gonna do it?
964
00:52:50,293 --> 00:52:52,921
Jeez, her husband just died.
She's mourning, for Christ's sake.
965
00:52:53,004 --> 00:52:55,673
Yeah, then she needs
a nice dick to cry on.
966
00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:01,888
Hey... Encino Man, how are you?
967
00:53:01,971 --> 00:53:05,433
I was wondering if you happen
to know a badass...
968
00:53:06,434 --> 00:53:08,520
by the name of Butch Ryder?
969
00:53:09,312 --> 00:53:12,565
Yeah, I know Butch, and I'll tell you
the same thing I told the cops,
970
00:53:12,649 --> 00:53:14,067
I ain't seen him in months.
971
00:53:14,150 --> 00:53:16,403
Now, order some drinks or get out.
972
00:53:18,321 --> 00:53:19,572
Three Jamesons.
973
00:53:21,074 --> 00:53:23,743
Hope you're proud of yourself,
killing that tiny elephant
974
00:53:23,827 --> 00:53:26,371
and putting his tusk in your nose.
Real tough.
975
00:53:27,997 --> 00:53:29,457
Here's to new friends.
976
00:53:30,333 --> 00:53:32,585
-To Ronnie.
-Yeah. Yeah, him, too.
977
00:53:35,213 --> 00:53:37,298
Good God.
Jameson, man.
978
00:53:37,382 --> 00:53:39,717
Every time,
it reminds me of my 55th birthday party.
979
00:53:39,801 --> 00:53:42,220
Remember that night?
Wasn't that the best?
980
00:53:42,303 --> 00:53:44,681
-Come on. You're 55?
-Can you believe that?
981
00:53:44,764 --> 00:53:49,853
I'm actually gonna be 57 next week.
Where does time go?
982
00:53:49,936 --> 00:53:52,439
Wow, you look amazing.
983
00:53:52,522 --> 00:53:54,065
Well, I eat a lot of fruit.
984
00:53:55,024 --> 00:53:56,484
Peaches are my favorite.
985
00:53:56,568 --> 00:54:00,029
I can eat a peach for about two,
three hours.
986
00:54:00,113 --> 00:54:02,115
Mmm...
987
00:54:02,198 --> 00:54:05,410
You think he's old... I'm 66.
988
00:54:05,493 --> 00:54:07,412
Yeah, I can see that.
989
00:54:08,413 --> 00:54:10,331
-Seventy?
-Hey.
990
00:54:10,415 --> 00:54:12,959
It's not The Price Is Right.
We'll be right back.
991
00:54:13,042 --> 00:54:14,711
Gonna talk to him for a sec.
992
00:54:15,211 --> 00:54:16,379
What the hell are you doing?
993
00:54:16,963 --> 00:54:18,423
Chicks don't wanna fuck senior citizens.
994
00:54:18,506 --> 00:54:20,717
Senior citizens don't wanna
fuck senior citizens.
995
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:23,636
Look at her, she's so far
out of my league, I can't think.
996
00:54:23,720 --> 00:54:26,681
But she's grieving,
which makes her vulnerable,
997
00:54:26,764 --> 00:54:28,099
which means you have a shot.
998
00:54:28,183 --> 00:54:31,603
Now, first time you feel like
there's a moment, seize it.
999
00:54:31,686 --> 00:54:32,896
Look her in the eyes,
1000
00:54:32,979 --> 00:54:35,106
grab the back of her neck,
1001
00:54:35,190 --> 00:54:36,941
say nothing...
1002
00:54:37,025 --> 00:54:39,652
and then fuck her in the mouth
with your tongue.
1003
00:54:40,236 --> 00:54:41,946
- You're a psycho.
- Fuck you.
1004
00:54:42,030 --> 00:54:44,532
So Benjamin Button here is gonna
buy you another drink.
1005
00:54:44,616 --> 00:54:47,076
I'm gonna go look for a canary
and make him sing.
1006
00:54:49,537 --> 00:54:52,582
Hey, Bamm-Bamm,
can we get two more, man?
1007
00:54:54,292 --> 00:54:55,585
All right.
1008
00:54:55,668 --> 00:54:57,962
- Let's look at your hand, Grandpa.
1009
00:54:58,046 --> 00:55:00,089
I used to be a nurse.
That's how I met Ronnie.
1010
00:55:00,173 --> 00:55:03,551
What's the prognosis?
You think you can... save it?
1011
00:55:03,635 --> 00:55:04,636
Let's see.
1012
00:55:05,970 --> 00:55:08,473
-To numbing the pain?
-Sure.
1013
00:55:13,269 --> 00:55:15,480
That is for hitting me with the Winnebago.
1014
00:55:18,441 --> 00:55:21,194
Hey, gentlemen?
Anybody using this chair?
1015
00:55:21,277 --> 00:55:23,112
-It's yours.
-Thanks.
1016
00:55:26,157 --> 00:55:27,867
What kind of hogs you riding nowadays?
1017
00:55:27,951 --> 00:55:31,120
I've still got my--
Whoa!
1018
00:55:31,204 --> 00:55:33,790
Where the hell is Butch?
What did you do with him?
1019
00:55:33,873 --> 00:55:36,709
He's at the bottom of the ocean.
Let me show you a picture.
1020
00:55:36,793 --> 00:55:38,628
-You killed him!
-No, no, no! He didn't kill him!
1021
00:55:38,711 --> 00:55:40,380
We're trying to find the guys who did.
1022
00:55:40,463 --> 00:55:44,884
Then why is this sick bastard
wearing Butch's tats and jewelry?
1023
00:55:44,968 --> 00:55:46,886
Because he's a sick bastard,
but he's telling you the truth.
1024
00:55:46,970 --> 00:55:49,430
He didn't kill Butch and he didn't
kill my husband, Ronnie, either.
1025
00:55:50,348 --> 00:55:51,599
You're Mrs. Fishman?
1026
00:55:51,683 --> 00:55:52,809
- Yes.
1027
00:55:53,935 --> 00:55:54,978
Fuck!
1028
00:55:56,062 --> 00:55:58,648
Butch was diagnosed
with stage-four cancer.
1029
00:55:58,731 --> 00:56:00,775
He was given six months to live.
1030
00:56:01,734 --> 00:56:03,236
So that's how they met.
1031
00:56:03,319 --> 00:56:05,947
Ronnie was working
on some promising cancer treatments.
1032
00:56:06,030 --> 00:56:07,490
More than promising.
1033
00:56:07,574 --> 00:56:10,410
Butch told me Ronnie developed
a magic bullet.
1034
00:56:10,493 --> 00:56:12,662
It was a treatment
that used an MRI machine
1035
00:56:12,745 --> 00:56:16,082
to target the bad cells
and not kill the good ones.
1036
00:56:16,165 --> 00:56:18,084
I had no idea they had gotten that far.
1037
00:56:18,167 --> 00:56:22,714
Well, they were conducting some secret,
non-FDA approved clinical trials.
1038
00:56:22,797 --> 00:56:25,049
Butch and some other guys
were the guinea pigs.
1039
00:56:25,133 --> 00:56:28,094
-And it was working?
-Bet your ass it was working.
1040
00:56:28,177 --> 00:56:31,347
Guys were getting better,
no fucking side effects.
1041
00:56:31,431 --> 00:56:34,350
When Ronnie had to shut down the program,
they both were devastated.
1042
00:56:34,434 --> 00:56:35,393
Which leads me to ask,
1043
00:56:35,476 --> 00:56:38,771
why the fuck would they close down
a program that was working?
1044
00:56:38,855 --> 00:56:43,860
Money. Ronnie's partner, Shecky,
Arthur Sheck, he was the money guy.
1045
00:56:43,943 --> 00:56:46,029
He called up one day,
suddenly the funds had dried up,
1046
00:56:46,112 --> 00:56:48,406
and they had to cancel
all these research programs.
1047
00:56:48,489 --> 00:56:51,576
-That must have been one of 'em.
-Yes, ma'am, it was.
1048
00:56:51,659 --> 00:56:54,912
Until Butch and your husband
took matters into their own hands.
1049
00:56:54,996 --> 00:56:57,915
-What does that mean?
-It means Butch started knocking off banks
1050
00:56:57,999 --> 00:57:00,126
to have enough money
to continue the treatments.
1051
00:57:00,209 --> 00:57:01,294
Holy shit.
1052
00:57:01,377 --> 00:57:05,381
When he got that pretty little face of his
on the FBI's Most Wanted List...
1053
00:57:05,465 --> 00:57:10,678
they sent me down to Puerto Rico
to set up their secret hideaway.
1054
00:57:10,762 --> 00:57:13,765
But I guess they... never made it there.
1055
00:57:14,724 --> 00:57:15,892
Wait a minute.
1056
00:57:16,809 --> 00:57:17,977
You're Dakota?
1057
00:57:18,061 --> 00:57:19,729
Yeah.
1058
00:57:19,812 --> 00:57:22,065
"Dakota sounds hot."
1059
00:57:22,148 --> 00:57:23,316
Oh, fuck you.
1060
00:57:23,399 --> 00:57:25,568
Sounds like you and Butch
were pretty close.
1061
00:57:25,652 --> 00:57:29,739
He knew me like no other man
had ever known me before.
1062
00:57:29,822 --> 00:57:32,241
Tough, but tender.
1063
00:57:32,325 --> 00:57:33,743
What's this now?
1064
00:57:35,244 --> 00:57:37,622
We were fuck buddies for years.
1065
00:57:37,705 --> 00:57:41,542
Until Dr. Ronnie came along
and stole his heart away.
1066
00:57:41,626 --> 00:57:43,086
No disrespect.
1067
00:57:44,712 --> 00:57:46,714
Oh, shit, you didn't know?
1068
00:57:47,882 --> 00:57:52,178
Oh, sugar... I am so, so sorry.
1069
00:57:53,137 --> 00:57:55,264
- This explains a lot.
- The thing is,
1070
00:57:55,348 --> 00:57:57,350
Dr. Ronnie and Butch were killed
1071
00:57:57,433 --> 00:57:59,894
not because they were
in love with each other,
1072
00:57:59,978 --> 00:58:03,815
or knockin' off banks...
because they were trying to cure cancer.
1073
00:58:05,108 --> 00:58:07,318
Which is fucking disgraceful.
1074
00:58:07,860 --> 00:58:10,154
This gets me so goddamn upset.
1075
00:58:12,740 --> 00:58:15,785
That brings back some nice memories.
1076
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:21,290
You know, I gotta give you credit.
1077
00:58:21,374 --> 00:58:24,002
You rock that jewelry real well.
1078
00:58:24,085 --> 00:58:27,130
You know, that's how we met.
I'm a jewelry designer.
1079
00:58:27,213 --> 00:58:30,299
-Oh.
-And Butch, that boy loved his bling.
1080
00:58:30,383 --> 00:58:31,426
Oh, yeah?
1081
00:58:31,509 --> 00:58:35,221
Did you make Dr. Ronald's
tongue ring, too?
1082
00:58:35,304 --> 00:58:36,597
I like it, it's fun.
1083
00:58:36,681 --> 00:58:38,808
Yeah, that's one of mine.
1084
00:58:38,891 --> 00:58:41,310
But... that ain't a tongue ring.
1085
00:58:41,394 --> 00:58:42,603
That's a cock stud.
1086
00:58:42,687 --> 00:58:45,606
What? What?
1087
00:58:47,608 --> 00:58:50,153
I can't believe you let me put
a cock stud in my mouth!
1088
00:58:50,236 --> 00:58:52,697
I can't believe my husband had
a cock stud in his cock.
1089
00:58:52,780 --> 00:58:54,115
Yeah, that's worse.
Come on, that's worse.
1090
00:58:54,198 --> 00:58:55,491
--Don't be a baby.
1091
00:58:56,451 --> 00:58:57,660
-And Max...
-Yeah.
1092
00:58:57,744 --> 00:59:02,331
If you need some place to lay low...
you can always shack up with me, baby boy.
1093
00:59:02,415 --> 00:59:05,001
Yeah, that's very sweet of you, Dakota.
1094
00:59:05,084 --> 00:59:08,588
I just don't know how safe
that would be for me or you.
1095
00:59:11,382 --> 00:59:16,012
I know you wanna kiss me...
but I'm not your Butch.
1096
00:59:16,095 --> 00:59:17,638
I'll never be Butch.
1097
00:59:17,722 --> 00:59:22,351
What I can do is give you a mental image
to go enjoy yourself later with.
1098
00:59:27,690 --> 00:59:29,567
--You're a bad boy.
1099
00:59:30,610 --> 00:59:33,237
Oh, choke on it, baby, choke me.
1100
00:59:33,321 --> 00:59:35,114
Is this your friend?
1101
00:59:37,241 --> 00:59:40,286
- Ooh... Oh, yeah.
1102
00:59:42,622 --> 00:59:44,916
Did he just cum in his pants?
1103
00:59:49,087 --> 00:59:50,171
The Gymnast.
1104
00:59:51,005 --> 00:59:52,298
- No!
1105
00:59:57,303 --> 00:59:59,597
-What are you doing? Go that way!
-Donuts!
1106
01:00:02,016 --> 01:00:03,226
Where am I?
1107
01:00:03,309 --> 01:00:05,144
You cannot find me?
1108
01:00:07,647 --> 01:00:10,858
I ain't afraid of you,
I ain't afraid of fucking nothing!
1109
01:00:15,780 --> 01:00:19,909
You don't kill me. I kill you.
1110
01:00:28,292 --> 01:00:32,505
And the Russian judges give that
a what-the-fuck-just-happened-there?
1111
01:00:33,965 --> 01:00:35,633
I can't believe that guy found us!
1112
01:00:35,716 --> 01:00:37,260
What do we do?
We gotta hide out somewhere.
1113
01:00:37,343 --> 01:00:39,095
My mother's summer cottage.
1114
01:00:39,178 --> 01:00:40,388
-Your mother's cottage?
-Yeah.
1115
01:00:40,471 --> 01:00:41,639
You don't wanna drag her into all this.
1116
01:00:41,722 --> 01:00:43,808
It's all right.
She's senile as hell now.
1117
01:00:43,891 --> 01:00:46,018
She sat on the toilet
the other day for six hours
1118
01:00:46,102 --> 01:00:48,312
thinking she was on a bus to Disney World.
1119
01:00:48,396 --> 01:00:51,774
They could torture the shit out of her.
She wouldn't cough up a word.
1120
01:01:02,869 --> 01:01:04,245
Not many houses on this island.
1121
01:01:04,328 --> 01:01:06,956
Oh, yeah, we're secluded.
No one's gonna find us here.
1122
01:01:07,039 --> 01:01:08,166
Hey, check this out.
1123
01:01:08,249 --> 01:01:11,210
-That old YZinger? You have that still?
-Yeah!
1124
01:01:11,294 --> 01:01:12,920
You were a mad man on that.
1125
01:01:13,004 --> 01:01:15,840
I could never pop a wheelie,
but guess who got me that thing?
1126
01:01:15,923 --> 01:01:18,176
-Who?
-Your dad.
1127
01:01:18,259 --> 01:01:20,928
-My dad?
-Your dad, after my father died.
1128
01:01:21,012 --> 01:01:23,890
He did stuff like that all the time
for me, I'll never forget that.
1129
01:01:23,973 --> 01:01:25,975
Just looked out for me
when I was growing up.
1130
01:01:26,058 --> 01:01:27,226
Sounds like a good man.
1131
01:01:27,310 --> 01:01:28,394
-The best.
-If he's such a good man,
1132
01:01:28,477 --> 01:01:29,604
why didn't he give me one?
1133
01:01:29,687 --> 01:01:31,063
Well, look at you.
1134
01:01:31,147 --> 01:01:34,567
You were good at reading.
Just stick with that. Come on.
1135
01:01:34,650 --> 01:01:36,527
"Look at you."
That's the only answer you have.
1136
01:01:37,195 --> 01:01:39,280
My mother is gonna be psyched to see you.
1137
01:01:39,363 --> 01:01:41,240
How senile is your mom?
Will she remember me?
1138
01:01:41,324 --> 01:01:42,742
Of course,
she talks about you all the time.
1139
01:01:43,326 --> 01:01:44,535
- Oh!
- Mom!
1140
01:01:44,619 --> 01:01:46,120
Mom! What are you doing?
1141
01:01:46,204 --> 01:01:48,039
--The fridge! The fridge!
1142
01:01:48,122 --> 01:01:52,293
Come on, the pizza guy, the president,
the mailman, the gardener, the me!
1143
01:01:52,376 --> 01:01:56,380
I called you on the phone, remember?
That's why you set dinner up for us.
1144
01:01:57,298 --> 01:02:00,009
Oh!
Max!
1145
01:02:00,092 --> 01:02:01,219
Ah, there you go.
Oh, a jump.
1146
01:02:02,428 --> 01:02:03,679
- I love you.
1147
01:02:03,763 --> 01:02:05,139
Look who's here.
1148
01:02:06,140 --> 01:02:09,143
Sonny Bono and Donna Summer!
1149
01:02:09,227 --> 01:02:13,231
What hurt more?
The frying pan or the Sonny Bono thing?
1150
01:02:13,314 --> 01:02:16,108
It's all pretty bad today.
1151
01:02:18,527 --> 01:02:20,321
I still can't believe it.
1152
01:02:20,404 --> 01:02:24,158
My Maxi's best friend,
little Charlie McMillan.
1153
01:02:24,242 --> 01:02:28,537
You know, after all these years,
he never stopped talking about you.
1154
01:02:28,621 --> 01:02:30,748
- How you're so successful.
- Mmm-hmm.
1155
01:02:30,831 --> 01:02:35,711
Became the big branch manager
of Save & Pay Supermarkets.
1156
01:02:35,795 --> 01:02:38,339
You got a good memory, Mom.
1157
01:02:38,422 --> 01:02:43,010
I hear you married the prom queen.
What was that whore's name again?
1158
01:02:43,094 --> 01:02:45,304
--Uh, Nikki.
1159
01:02:45,388 --> 01:02:47,306
And we're not married anymore,
Mrs. Kessler.
1160
01:02:47,390 --> 01:02:48,766
She wasn't very nice to me.
1161
01:02:48,849 --> 01:02:53,729
Good, I hope you didn't catch
any sores from her filthy...
1162
01:02:53,813 --> 01:02:55,439
you know...
1163
01:02:55,523 --> 01:02:56,607
vagina.
1164
01:02:56,691 --> 01:02:58,442
Oh...
1165
01:02:58,526 --> 01:03:00,736
No, there was none of...
That wasn't the reason.
1166
01:03:02,154 --> 01:03:04,657
Hey, who's that cute kid on the fridge?
1167
01:03:04,740 --> 01:03:09,245
Little Maxi. Isn't he gorgeous?
He's coming to see me next week.
1168
01:03:10,955 --> 01:03:14,667
What the hell are you talking about?
Visit you next week? That's me, Ma.
1169
01:03:14,750 --> 01:03:16,794
You're Little Maxi?
1170
01:03:16,877 --> 01:03:18,337
No, I'm Big Maxi!
1171
01:03:18,421 --> 01:03:21,424
You remember the Save & Pay job,
but you don't remember I grew up?
1172
01:03:21,507 --> 01:03:25,511
Uh... I remember you loved
that little Jimmie Walker T-shirt.
1173
01:03:25,594 --> 01:03:28,431
See, I love how he remembers
this stuff and... and you...
1174
01:03:29,223 --> 01:03:33,185
I just wish you showed up at my funeral.
Maybe, uh, that's what's bothering me.
1175
01:03:33,269 --> 01:03:34,478
You're a ghost?
1176
01:03:36,230 --> 01:03:38,566
Oh, I'm so confused.
1177
01:03:39,650 --> 01:03:40,776
It's not you, I'm sorry.
1178
01:03:40,860 --> 01:03:45,072
Don't be upset. I love you.
I know, you're just old... and crazy.
1179
01:03:45,156 --> 01:03:49,160
Hey, one thing you shouldn't
be confused about...
1180
01:03:49,243 --> 01:03:51,078
I don't work at Save & Pay.
1181
01:03:52,079 --> 01:03:55,207
I work... I work in the bank inside of...
I'm a bank manager.
1182
01:03:55,291 --> 01:03:57,418
Hey, guys, I just got
off the phone with Shecky.
1183
01:03:57,501 --> 01:04:01,213
He has no idea Ronald's dead.
I didn't have the heart to tell him.
1184
01:04:01,297 --> 01:04:03,215
Or he's pretending he has no idea.
1185
01:04:05,217 --> 01:04:07,428
Everybody be cool.
It's probably just the fuse box.
1186
01:04:07,511 --> 01:04:08,721
Happens all the time.
1187
01:04:08,804 --> 01:04:10,431
I don't know,
somebody could be out there, Max.
1188
01:04:10,514 --> 01:04:11,932
Ma, where's my bag?
1189
01:04:12,016 --> 01:04:14,018
- I don't remember.
- Yeah, that's a shock.
1190
01:04:14,101 --> 01:04:16,270
--Found it.
1191
01:04:16,354 --> 01:04:17,938
- You okay?
- Yeah.
1192
01:04:18,022 --> 01:04:19,690
You know, I'm the kind of guy
1193
01:04:19,774 --> 01:04:21,692
who always carries
a rubber in my wallet...
1194
01:04:21,776 --> 01:04:24,612
--...and an umbrella in my trunk.
1195
01:04:24,695 --> 01:04:27,073
'Cause you never know
when you're gonna fuck in the rain.
1196
01:04:27,156 --> 01:04:28,282
Max!
1197
01:04:28,366 --> 01:04:30,993
Ma, you know you fucked in the rain.
Relax.
1198
01:04:31,077 --> 01:04:33,204
That's true.
And the snow.
1199
01:04:33,287 --> 01:04:34,914
- Yeah!
- Max, wait.
1200
01:04:34,997 --> 01:04:36,540
You don't know if it's safe out there.
1201
01:04:36,624 --> 01:04:38,125
Yeah? For who?
1202
01:04:54,809 --> 01:04:56,977
Yep, it's the fuse box!
1203
01:05:01,690 --> 01:05:03,859
Holy fuck!
1204
01:05:07,238 --> 01:05:09,865
Stupid, selfish, son of a bitch!
1205
01:05:09,949 --> 01:05:13,786
-Whoa!
-I am so tired of these games!
1206
01:05:13,869 --> 01:05:15,329
I know you are!
1207
01:05:16,414 --> 01:05:18,165
Whoa, whoa. Whoa!
1208
01:05:18,249 --> 01:05:20,126
I can't do it.
You need to come back to me.
1209
01:05:20,209 --> 01:05:22,420
I need you.
You need me.
1210
01:05:22,503 --> 01:05:25,089
Oh! Who's this sexy bitch?
1211
01:05:25,172 --> 01:05:26,674
I'm his mother.
1212
01:05:26,757 --> 01:05:29,844
Not you, Ma.
Becca, it's not what you think.
1213
01:05:29,927 --> 01:05:31,846
Oh, no, of course not.
1214
01:05:31,929 --> 01:05:35,933
Because your mother knows
the world of pain that I'm in right now.
1215
01:05:36,016 --> 01:05:38,185
Would you just please
put the gun down so we can talk?
1216
01:05:38,269 --> 01:05:39,270
I can't believe...
1217
01:05:39,353 --> 01:05:42,440
I just cannot believe that this is how
you would want to end everything.
1218
01:05:42,523 --> 01:05:46,986
-I just wanna talk to you.
-Listen, you're sick, Max.
1219
01:05:47,069 --> 01:05:49,655
-You're sick.
-I know, I'm sorry.
1220
01:05:49,738 --> 01:05:51,532
I just don't understand.
1221
01:05:53,367 --> 01:05:55,786
Why wouldn't you want to spend
every last minute with me?
1222
01:05:55,870 --> 01:05:58,914
I'm your family.
I'm your family.
1223
01:05:58,998 --> 01:06:00,749
- I know.
- You don't know!
1224
01:06:00,833 --> 01:06:03,961
-All right!
-You have no fucking idea!
1225
01:06:04,044 --> 01:06:05,713
We'll give you guys
some privacy.
1226
01:06:05,796 --> 01:06:07,882
- Get a hold of yourself.
- I'll take this, too.
1227
01:06:07,965 --> 01:06:10,759
You gotta just walk away.
Just say goodbye.
1228
01:06:10,843 --> 01:06:12,636
Just say goodbye.
That's it.
1229
01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:16,515
All right.
Say goodbye to this.
1230
01:06:18,142 --> 01:06:19,310
You gotta go! Go!
1231
01:06:19,393 --> 01:06:20,644
I'm going!
1232
01:06:20,728 --> 01:06:21,812
Then go!
1233
01:06:21,896 --> 01:06:23,981
-Shut the door.
-Get over here. Get over here.
1234
01:06:27,318 --> 01:06:29,195
- They are fucking crazy.
1235
01:06:29,278 --> 01:06:32,114
Ma! Ma, get the fuck out of here!
1236
01:06:35,784 --> 01:06:37,328
--It's so fucking hot
1237
01:06:37,411 --> 01:06:39,371
how you tracked me down, woman.
1238
01:06:39,455 --> 01:06:42,625
I would follow you
to the pits of hell, you fucker!
1239
01:06:42,708 --> 01:06:46,045
Yeah, well, I'm smelling
your pits as I fuck you silly.
1240
01:06:46,128 --> 01:06:48,088
Oh, that got me!
1241
01:06:48,172 --> 01:06:50,925
Oh, I'm coming!
Oh, smell my feet.
1242
01:06:54,929 --> 01:06:55,971
Whoo!
1243
01:06:56,055 --> 01:06:58,474
I wish I was senile now.
1244
01:06:58,557 --> 01:07:00,184
Can I ask you a question?
1245
01:07:00,267 --> 01:07:01,435
Yeah, sure.
1246
01:07:01,519 --> 01:07:05,231
What was so terrible about your life
that you wanted a whole new one?
1247
01:07:05,314 --> 01:07:06,607
Oh...
1248
01:07:07,816 --> 01:07:10,986
Well, for starters,
it kind of wasn't my choice.
1249
01:07:11,070 --> 01:07:13,113
I got forced into it.
1250
01:07:13,197 --> 01:07:16,367
But... it is nice to have
another opportunity
1251
01:07:16,450 --> 01:07:18,786
to try to become the person
that I should have been.
1252
01:07:18,869 --> 01:07:20,579
And who's that?
1253
01:07:21,288 --> 01:07:23,374
I haven't figured that part out yet.
1254
01:07:25,042 --> 01:07:28,045
Well... we should probably
get some shut-eye.
1255
01:07:28,128 --> 01:07:31,465
Uh... why don't you take the bed
and I'll... I'll take the couch.
1256
01:07:31,549 --> 01:07:35,177
Actually, I would feel much safer
if you slept in here with me.
1257
01:07:36,428 --> 01:07:37,846
Um...
1258
01:07:37,930 --> 01:07:39,807
Do you mean share this bed?
1259
01:07:39,890 --> 01:07:42,977
No. I mean, you take the floor,
I take the bed.
1260
01:07:43,060 --> 01:07:45,396
- Oh, yeah, sure.
- Of course.
1261
01:07:45,479 --> 01:07:47,147
Oh, Charlie, I'm kidding.
1262
01:07:47,231 --> 01:07:48,983
Come on, we're adults.
1263
01:07:49,066 --> 01:07:51,235
I think we can share the bed
for one night.
1264
01:07:52,403 --> 01:07:54,071
- Really?
- Okay.
1265
01:07:59,994 --> 01:08:01,412
Well, you don't have to worry about me,
1266
01:08:01,495 --> 01:08:04,707
because I stayed in the same bed
with my ex-wife for... four years
1267
01:08:04,790 --> 01:08:07,126
and I don't think we touched toes once.
1268
01:08:07,209 --> 01:08:09,420
You know,
you forget who you're talking to.
1269
01:08:09,503 --> 01:08:13,340
My husband had a stud in his thingy
and I never even knew.
1270
01:08:13,424 --> 01:08:14,425
The truth is,
1271
01:08:14,508 --> 01:08:17,886
I could have a telephone pole through
my dick and she would never have known.
1272
01:08:19,513 --> 01:08:21,724
You're funny, Charlie.
1273
01:08:21,807 --> 01:08:23,809
You're a funny, nice guy.
1274
01:08:47,708 --> 01:08:49,918
Hey, where'd Becca go?
1275
01:08:50,002 --> 01:08:52,171
Oh, I broke up with her again.
She's psychotic.
1276
01:08:52,254 --> 01:08:54,840
How'd it go with you and this chick?
You take my advice?
1277
01:08:54,923 --> 01:08:55,966
Yeah, it went okay.
1278
01:08:56,050 --> 01:08:58,802
- What? You kidding me?
1279
01:08:58,886 --> 01:09:01,972
Dr. Ron's corpse is not even cold yet
and you're fucking his widow?
1280
01:09:02,056 --> 01:09:03,182
Are you an asshole?
1281
01:09:03,265 --> 01:09:05,768
No... No, you said it was okay.
Are you--
1282
01:09:05,851 --> 01:09:07,728
It is okay, I'm fucking with you, brother.
1283
01:09:07,811 --> 01:09:09,355
Look how happy you made her.
1284
01:09:12,399 --> 01:09:14,318
Welcome to Old Willow.
1285
01:09:14,401 --> 01:09:17,071
-Heather, Heather, Heather.
-Aw! It's so good to see you.
1286
01:09:17,154 --> 01:09:18,947
Come on in, gentlemen.
Come on.
1287
01:09:19,031 --> 01:09:20,699
I just made some sweet tea.
1288
01:09:23,786 --> 01:09:27,414
Ronald's dead.
I can't believe it.
1289
01:09:27,498 --> 01:09:29,667
- Believe it now, Shecky?
1290
01:09:29,750 --> 01:09:31,293
Oh! Oh!
1291
01:09:31,377 --> 01:09:34,296
-Max, enough with the pictures.
-He said he didn't believe it.
1292
01:09:34,380 --> 01:09:38,467
-I believed it. I'm just in disbelief.
-Oh, okay.
1293
01:09:38,550 --> 01:09:41,929
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's been an emotional week.
1294
01:09:43,681 --> 01:09:46,016
I lost my mama on Monday.
1295
01:09:47,059 --> 01:09:51,605
And then I found out
all the medical supplies I donated
1296
01:09:51,689 --> 01:09:53,732
to the Burmese drought victims...
1297
01:09:53,816 --> 01:09:55,609
were stolen by the rebels.
1298
01:09:56,527 --> 01:10:00,364
The soup kitchen I volunteer at...
burned down.
1299
01:10:00,447 --> 01:10:05,953
Whole city smelled like...
ashes and Campbell's Chunky.
1300
01:10:07,955 --> 01:10:09,707
Sweet kicks, though.
1301
01:10:09,790 --> 01:10:11,083
-Huh?
-Where'd you get 'em?
1302
01:10:12,042 --> 01:10:14,002
I know a guy at Nike.
1303
01:10:14,086 --> 01:10:16,755
Shit, I wish I had a pair that nice,
but...
1304
01:10:16,839 --> 01:10:18,924
I don't know a guy at Nike.
1305
01:10:19,007 --> 01:10:22,052
Heather, how do you know
these fellas, again?
1306
01:10:22,136 --> 01:10:23,137
They're new friends.
1307
01:10:23,220 --> 01:10:25,055
They're just trying to help me
figure it all out.
1308
01:10:25,139 --> 01:10:27,141
Yeah, Shecky, I mean, do you have
any files we can look at?
1309
01:10:27,224 --> 01:10:28,600
Anything that would help us?
1310
01:10:28,684 --> 01:10:32,855
My house got broken into and they stole
my laptop and my cell phone.
1311
01:10:32,938 --> 01:10:37,735
So you had a formula that actually works
on cancer and you lost it.
1312
01:10:37,818 --> 01:10:40,112
I never had any formula.
That was Ronald's department.
1313
01:10:40,195 --> 01:10:41,822
I just handled the money.
1314
01:10:41,905 --> 01:10:45,159
You handled it so well
that they couldn't finish the testing.
1315
01:10:45,242 --> 01:10:48,495
Those drugs were working, Shecky.
1316
01:10:48,579 --> 01:10:50,706
--Is this a fucking joke to you?
1317
01:10:50,789 --> 01:10:52,583
It wasn't my fault, I swear!
1318
01:10:52,666 --> 01:10:54,835
The bank called in all our loans
out of nowhere,
1319
01:10:54,918 --> 01:10:56,003
didn't give us a reason.
1320
01:10:56,086 --> 01:10:58,046
I went everywhere for financing.
I swear.
1321
01:10:58,130 --> 01:11:00,132
I even tried to mortgage Old Willow.
1322
01:11:00,215 --> 01:11:02,801
Nobody would sit down with Shecky.
Nobody!
1323
01:11:02,885 --> 01:11:05,846
I hope you don't think
I had something to do with this.
1324
01:11:07,598 --> 01:11:10,893
I felt horrible when I let Ronald down.
1325
01:11:12,186 --> 01:11:14,521
He was my best friend.
1326
01:11:16,940 --> 01:11:18,609
We should go back there right now,
1327
01:11:18,692 --> 01:11:20,861
torture the fuck out of him
till he tells the truth.
1328
01:11:20,944 --> 01:11:22,988
We get it, you don't like the guy,
but here's the good news.
1329
01:11:23,071 --> 01:11:25,073
We know what the guys
with the guns want now.
1330
01:11:25,157 --> 01:11:26,158
Yeah, the formula.
1331
01:11:26,241 --> 01:11:28,327
That's why they must have
broken into my house.
1332
01:11:28,410 --> 01:11:29,745
Do you think it could be there?
1333
01:11:29,828 --> 01:11:31,413
I don't know, it could be anywhere.
1334
01:11:31,497 --> 01:11:33,957
Clearly, Ronnie was
a master at hiding things.
1335
01:11:34,041 --> 01:11:36,460
-I should know.
-Uh-oh.
1336
01:11:37,628 --> 01:11:39,129
Jesus!
1337
01:11:39,213 --> 01:11:42,090
This mummy-looking-motherfucker's
like a human tracking device.
1338
01:11:42,174 --> 01:11:43,258
-What do we do?
-You know what?
1339
01:11:43,342 --> 01:11:44,968
Why don't you buckle up there,
Mrs. Fishman?
1340
01:11:45,052 --> 01:11:46,220
Oh, God, no.
1341
01:11:49,181 --> 01:11:50,682
Hey, dude, I'm lost.
1342
01:11:50,766 --> 01:11:53,435
Can you tell me where
the side of the road is?
1343
01:11:54,228 --> 01:11:56,647
--Oh, my God.
1344
01:12:04,738 --> 01:12:07,282
Hey, a little dizzy?
Get up.
1345
01:12:07,366 --> 01:12:09,993
- Come on, get up!
1346
01:12:10,077 --> 01:12:11,161
- Who are you?
1347
01:12:11,245 --> 01:12:12,412
- Who the fuck are you?
1348
01:12:12,496 --> 01:12:14,122
Why are you following me?
1349
01:12:14,206 --> 01:12:16,750
Uh... Um... American...
1350
01:12:16,834 --> 01:12:18,877
American what?
Pharmaceuticals?
1351
01:12:18,961 --> 01:12:20,796
American Girl doll? What?
1352
01:12:20,879 --> 01:12:24,132
American... Express...
1353
01:12:24,216 --> 01:12:25,759
Fraud Department.
1354
01:12:27,177 --> 01:12:28,178
What?
1355
01:12:28,262 --> 01:12:30,597
-You're Max Kessler, right?
-Yeah!
1356
01:12:30,681 --> 01:12:33,517
You owe us $62,000.
1357
01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:36,103
Watch it. Watch it.
Slow.
1358
01:12:38,605 --> 01:12:40,816
Fuck, that's my old address, too.
1359
01:12:40,899 --> 01:12:42,609
- You're good.
1360
01:12:42,693 --> 01:12:44,069
This guy's fucking good.
1361
01:12:44,736 --> 01:12:46,113
- All right.
1362
01:12:46,196 --> 01:12:48,657
-Come on. I'm sorry, asshole.
-Ow!
1363
01:12:48,740 --> 01:12:50,200
--Okay, bub.
1364
01:12:50,284 --> 01:12:52,494
There's 150 grand in here.
1365
01:12:52,578 --> 01:12:54,496
That's over double what I owe Amex.
1366
01:12:54,580 --> 01:12:56,790
So just take the rest,
pay for your medical bills.
1367
01:12:56,874 --> 01:13:00,294
Fuckin' buy a suit,
maybe a 3D flat screen.
1368
01:13:00,377 --> 01:13:01,962
Fuck, take it all, move to Maui.
1369
01:13:02,045 --> 01:13:04,756
You know Hawaiian chicks
love to fuck guys with red beards.
1370
01:13:04,840 --> 01:13:06,508
I made that up, nobody does.
1371
01:13:08,010 --> 01:13:10,137
Look, we're in
a Rubik's Cube of shit right now,
1372
01:13:10,220 --> 01:13:12,598
and it's up to me to make
all the right moves.
1373
01:13:12,681 --> 01:13:16,643
Walking you inside that crowded hospital
ain't one of 'em.
1374
01:13:16,727 --> 01:13:19,688
So is our business concluded... Robert?
1375
01:13:23,108 --> 01:13:25,944
You're a hell of a bloodhound,
you know that?
1376
01:13:26,028 --> 01:13:28,488
Put some Bactine on that shit,
it'll get better.
1377
01:13:38,332 --> 01:13:39,583
--Oh!
1378
01:13:44,755 --> 01:13:47,925
With nowhere else to go,
we went back to the scene of the crime.
1379
01:13:48,008 --> 01:13:51,219
Maybe Dr. Ron's laboratory
still had some secrets.
1380
01:13:51,303 --> 01:13:53,513
These files are all messed up
and out of order.
1381
01:13:53,597 --> 01:13:56,308
Listen, I think I can decode the password
for these encrypted files.
1382
01:13:56,391 --> 01:13:59,102
-You can hack?
-We call it forensic data recovery.
1383
01:13:59,186 --> 01:14:01,480
But yeah, at the bank,
when someone defaults,
1384
01:14:01,605 --> 01:14:03,774
we have the legal right to access
their systems and ledgers
1385
01:14:03,857 --> 01:14:05,192
to find any hidden assets.
1386
01:14:05,275 --> 01:14:06,568
But they were working under the radar.
1387
01:14:06,652 --> 01:14:09,488
Well, if they have employees,
which it looks like they did,
1388
01:14:09,571 --> 01:14:11,740
I can access it through
the payroll service.
1389
01:14:13,033 --> 01:14:14,284
--That's impressive.
1390
01:14:14,368 --> 01:14:18,121
Well, in my old life, I did have
a lot of free time on my hands.
1391
01:14:18,205 --> 01:14:19,873
--Boom! Check it out.
1392
01:14:19,957 --> 01:14:20,958
Photos of your husband.
1393
01:14:21,041 --> 01:14:23,543
Photos of Butch.
There's my tongue ring... Oh!
1394
01:14:23,627 --> 01:14:24,878
--Don't look at that. I'm sorry.
1395
01:14:24,962 --> 01:14:26,630
I shouldn't have said that.
No, no, no.
1396
01:14:26,713 --> 01:14:29,341
Kojak to Columbo.
No suspicious activity out here.
1397
01:14:29,424 --> 01:14:32,052
-Find anything?
-Negative, Kojak, we're still looking.
1398
01:14:32,135 --> 01:14:35,138
Hurry the fuck up, Charlie.
We gotta find that formula.
1399
01:14:35,222 --> 01:14:37,599
Listen, we're gonna find it,
we're gonna give it to these Nazis,
1400
01:14:37,683 --> 01:14:39,267
and then this nightmare will be over.
1401
01:14:39,351 --> 01:14:40,352
What are you talking about?
1402
01:14:40,435 --> 01:14:43,814
You wanna give the cure to cancer
to these fucking criminals?
1403
01:14:43,897 --> 01:14:45,899
There is no cure for cancer!
1404
01:14:45,983 --> 01:14:48,777
We'll give them the treatment
and we'll get back to our fake lives.
1405
01:14:48,860 --> 01:14:50,696
I kind of like
the way mine is going now.
1406
01:14:50,779 --> 01:14:54,116
Are you out of your fucking mind, Charlie?
You're just gonna lay down?
1407
01:14:54,199 --> 01:14:58,036
Isn't that what got you a job at fucking
Save & Pay, being a pussy?
1408
01:14:58,120 --> 01:15:02,249
And you're some expert oncologist?
No, you're a guidance counselor.
1409
01:15:02,332 --> 01:15:05,252
You're good at telling dumb kids
they might get into junior college.
1410
01:15:05,335 --> 01:15:08,922
Is this about the money?
Are you trying to get rich off this?
1411
01:15:09,923 --> 01:15:11,883
You know what, Charlie, you're a dick.
1412
01:15:12,843 --> 01:15:13,885
Max, I'm sorry.
1413
01:15:13,969 --> 01:15:17,472
Listen, I'm just trying to think
of a way out of this, all right?
1414
01:15:17,556 --> 01:15:19,433
--Max?
1415
01:15:19,516 --> 01:15:21,852
Max? Max?
1416
01:15:21,935 --> 01:15:23,270
Shit.
1417
01:15:23,353 --> 01:15:26,231
You know, he's right about
not giving them the formula.
1418
01:15:26,314 --> 01:15:28,316
But none of that matters
if we don't find it.
1419
01:15:28,400 --> 01:15:30,152
-Yeah.
-I'm gonna go look for Max.
1420
01:15:30,235 --> 01:15:31,862
You stay here and search for it.
1421
01:15:31,945 --> 01:15:33,822
And by the way...
1422
01:15:33,905 --> 01:15:36,533
I like the way my life is going, too.
1423
01:15:42,372 --> 01:15:43,915
Yeah.
1424
01:15:48,420 --> 01:15:50,255
All right, let's do it.
1425
01:15:52,257 --> 01:15:53,800
What do we got here?
1426
01:16:21,828 --> 01:16:23,663
Life's short, Charlie.
1427
01:16:23,747 --> 01:16:25,999
-You know you're not really dead, right?
-No...
1428
01:16:26,083 --> 01:16:27,876
I just got caught up in the moment.
1429
01:16:27,959 --> 01:16:29,753
Holy shit, I gotta sit down.
1430
01:16:29,836 --> 01:16:31,588
You don't feel good.
What do you got, a hangover?
1431
01:16:38,637 --> 01:16:39,930
I just cannot believe that this is how
1432
01:16:40,013 --> 01:16:41,431
-you would want to end everything.
-Stop.
1433
01:16:41,515 --> 01:16:43,058
You're sick, Max!
1434
01:16:43,183 --> 01:16:44,726
I'm your family.
1435
01:16:44,810 --> 01:16:46,895
-I'm sorry.
-I'm your family.
1436
01:16:53,485 --> 01:16:56,113
That's Little Maxi.
Isn't he gorgeous?
1437
01:16:56,196 --> 01:16:59,699
I wouldn't wish that on anybody.
Growing up without a dad.
1438
01:17:03,161 --> 01:17:04,996
It's not a cure for cancer.
1439
01:17:06,373 --> 01:17:08,416
It's a cure for Max's cancer.
1440
01:17:14,422 --> 01:17:15,924
Cute kids.
1441
01:17:16,007 --> 01:17:19,594
They're supposed to be with my ex tonight.
Said she was sick.
1442
01:17:19,678 --> 01:17:22,931
Probably got backstage passes to Slipknot.
1443
01:17:23,014 --> 01:17:25,517
That's the tough thing about divorce.
1444
01:17:25,600 --> 01:17:27,727
Gotta watch your dumb kids alone...
1445
01:17:29,187 --> 01:17:33,275
no sleep, while your ex is waking up
with 22-year-old bartenders,
1446
01:17:33,358 --> 01:17:36,862
and who is footin' the bill for breakfast
and their herpes medicine?
1447
01:17:36,945 --> 01:17:37,988
I am.
1448
01:17:38,071 --> 01:17:42,617
Question, the, uh, thing with the, uh,
metal clamps, that, um...
1449
01:17:42,701 --> 01:17:44,828
I'm looking for, uh...
1450
01:17:44,911 --> 01:17:48,290
Joe Pesci used it in Casino to,
you know, crush the guy's head?
1451
01:17:48,373 --> 01:17:50,292
-You mean a vise?
-Yeah, sweetheart, that...
1452
01:17:50,375 --> 01:17:51,918
That's... A vise.
1453
01:17:52,002 --> 01:17:53,795
We just carry auto parts.
1454
01:17:53,879 --> 01:17:56,006
Try the hardware store.
1455
01:18:19,196 --> 01:18:22,324
...the young cuckoo
will go so far as to fake injury,
1456
01:18:22,407 --> 01:18:24,826
prompting the adult jay
1457
01:18:24,910 --> 01:18:29,206
to carry the cuckoo along
the migratory route to eastern Africa.
1458
01:18:29,289 --> 01:18:31,166
Only to fly back to--
1459
01:18:31,249 --> 01:18:32,792
- Hello, Shecky.
1460
01:18:34,252 --> 01:18:38,798
You see... I'm not buyin' the whole
cry routine, Shecky.
1461
01:18:38,882 --> 01:18:40,675
Tell me where the formula is.
1462
01:18:40,759 --> 01:18:41,968
I need an ambulance.
1463
01:18:43,678 --> 01:18:45,513
Where the fuck is the formula?
1464
01:18:45,597 --> 01:18:47,933
Truly, I don't know.
1465
01:18:49,726 --> 01:18:51,436
Oh! Sweet Jesus!
1466
01:18:51,519 --> 01:18:54,189
Okay, I'm gonna have
to amp it up a little, aren't I?
1467
01:18:54,272 --> 01:18:58,193
I am going to put your head
inside a fucking...
1468
01:18:58,276 --> 01:19:01,279
What the fuck is the name of that thing,
with the clamp thing...
1469
01:19:01,363 --> 01:19:02,697
-A vise?
-A vise!
1470
01:19:02,781 --> 01:19:05,909
Yes, a vise, bitch!
Why do I keep forgetting that?
1471
01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:08,787
- Come here.
1472
01:19:10,163 --> 01:19:12,415
What's--
What's happening?
1473
01:19:12,499 --> 01:19:15,627
You are gonna tell me why you're lying,
1474
01:19:15,710 --> 01:19:18,755
or I am gonna squeeze your head so hard,
1475
01:19:18,838 --> 01:19:21,841
that that fucking mustache
is gonna pop off your head.
1476
01:19:21,925 --> 01:19:23,343
What is that?
1477
01:19:23,426 --> 01:19:26,471
You've been shot!
You've been shot!
1478
01:19:26,554 --> 01:19:28,223
You were right.
1479
01:19:28,306 --> 01:19:30,308
I was lying...
1480
01:19:30,392 --> 01:19:32,519
because I thought you were one of them.
1481
01:19:32,602 --> 01:19:33,728
I was one of them?
1482
01:19:33,812 --> 01:19:35,230
I thought you were one of them!
1483
01:19:35,313 --> 01:19:37,857
No. I'm a good guy.
1484
01:19:37,941 --> 01:19:40,443
Why would you pull the funding
if you're such a good guy?
1485
01:19:40,527 --> 01:19:45,448
They was gonna kill us
if we didn't stop the trials.
1486
01:19:45,532 --> 01:19:47,409
Stay with me, Shecky!
Stay with me.
1487
01:19:47,492 --> 01:19:48,535
--Come on.
1488
01:19:48,618 --> 01:19:50,412
You're all right.
You're all right.
1489
01:19:50,495 --> 01:19:51,496
Oh, God.
1490
01:19:51,579 --> 01:19:53,415
Who's "they," Shecky?
1491
01:19:53,498 --> 01:19:58,878
Trojgaard are the world's largest
chemotherapy company.
1492
01:19:58,962 --> 01:20:02,090
-Trojgaard.
-Ronald didn't wanna sell 'em the drug,
1493
01:20:02,173 --> 01:20:05,802
because he knew they would bury it.
1494
01:20:05,885 --> 01:20:07,554
Why would they bury it?
1495
01:20:07,637 --> 01:20:10,598
A drug like that would be
worth billions of dollars.
1496
01:20:10,682 --> 01:20:13,184
A drug that replaces chemo...
1497
01:20:14,227 --> 01:20:16,229
would ultimately cost them...
1498
01:20:16,313 --> 01:20:17,647
trillions.
1499
01:20:35,165 --> 01:20:36,916
-Wait.
-What?
1500
01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:40,879
Make sure all my money
goes to cancer research.
1501
01:20:40,962 --> 01:20:41,963
Yeah.
1502
01:20:43,673 --> 01:20:46,426
You can... have my Nikes.
1503
01:20:47,677 --> 01:20:50,555
I know you had your eyes on them.
1504
01:20:55,268 --> 01:20:57,062
You really are a good guy.
1505
01:20:58,605 --> 01:21:00,231
Tell Mama I'm comin'.
1506
01:21:01,858 --> 01:21:04,027
Shecky. Shecky!
1507
01:21:04,110 --> 01:21:06,071
I forgot to ask you, who killed you?
1508
01:21:07,030 --> 01:21:08,615
Shecky!
1509
01:21:08,698 --> 01:21:10,742
Who did this to you?
1510
01:21:10,825 --> 01:21:12,410
I think I have a clue.
1511
01:21:15,497 --> 01:21:18,958
Please open up, it's Charlie McMillan.
I need to talk to you.
1512
01:21:22,712 --> 01:21:25,507
Please, it's about Max.
I think he's in trouble.
1513
01:21:30,595 --> 01:21:32,180
Wow.
1514
01:21:32,263 --> 01:21:35,433
Look at all these fun toys
we have to play with.
1515
01:21:35,517 --> 01:21:37,435
I'm a bit of a handyman.
1516
01:21:37,519 --> 01:21:39,270
If you untie me, uh...
1517
01:21:39,354 --> 01:21:41,231
I could show you how to use that shit.
1518
01:21:42,774 --> 01:21:44,859
I think I can figure it out myself.
1519
01:21:44,943 --> 01:21:47,987
Zip, zap, zee.
1520
01:21:49,447 --> 01:21:51,699
Are you fucking wearing the Nikes?
1521
01:21:51,783 --> 01:21:53,993
Those are my sneakers.
He gave 'em to me.
1522
01:21:54,077 --> 01:21:55,578
It was his dying wish.
1523
01:21:56,496 --> 01:21:59,165
Finders keepers,
lose your sneakers.
1524
01:21:59,249 --> 01:22:01,209
How are you fitting in those?
Those are 11s.
1525
01:22:01,292 --> 01:22:03,002
You're fucking nine feet tall.
1526
01:22:03,086 --> 01:22:05,922
You're like the Yao Ming of Nazis.
It's not making sense.
1527
01:22:06,005 --> 01:22:08,383
There's always a way to make things fit.
1528
01:22:10,635 --> 01:22:13,763
What were you planning
to do to poor Shecky with this?
1529
01:22:13,847 --> 01:22:16,182
Oh, that's just for my mom's Jeep.
1530
01:22:16,266 --> 01:22:19,477
She needed a new gear shifter.
So that's what that's all about.
1531
01:22:24,524 --> 01:22:28,570
I think I see
where you were going with this.
1532
01:22:35,326 --> 01:22:37,996
You are a sick fuck.
Just like me.
1533
01:22:38,913 --> 01:22:41,458
Something tells me you're sicker.
1534
01:22:41,541 --> 01:22:43,334
It was a miracle.
1535
01:22:44,294 --> 01:22:45,587
Then they shut it down.
1536
01:22:45,670 --> 01:22:47,630
Dr. Fishman basically vanished,
1537
01:22:47,714 --> 01:22:50,425
he stopped returning
any of Max's phone calls.
1538
01:22:50,508 --> 01:22:52,510
So finally, one night...
1539
01:22:52,594 --> 01:22:54,888
Max drove over to the clinic.
1540
01:22:54,971 --> 01:22:57,348
He saw that the lights were on,
so he kicked open the door.
1541
01:22:57,432 --> 01:23:00,894
And that's when he saw Ron and Butch
laying dead on the floor.
1542
01:23:01,853 --> 01:23:03,730
But why doesn't he call the cops?
1543
01:23:03,855 --> 01:23:07,233
How was that gonna
help Max get any better?
1544
01:23:07,317 --> 01:23:10,778
If Dr. Fishman was dead,
then Max was dead.
1545
01:23:10,862 --> 01:23:15,742
So that's when he came up with this idea
to bring him back to life.
1546
01:23:15,825 --> 01:23:17,368
But he couldn't do it alone,
1547
01:23:17,452 --> 01:23:19,537
he needed somebody else.
1548
01:23:19,621 --> 01:23:21,414
He saw where you were in life.
1549
01:23:23,541 --> 01:23:25,960
Uh... these are the...
This is the bank.
1550
01:23:26,044 --> 01:23:30,215
He also saw that you...
probably needed it more than he did.
1551
01:23:30,298 --> 01:23:31,799
Whoo!
1552
01:23:34,719 --> 01:23:37,138
Now, I got a question.
What about this dark wig and glasses?
1553
01:23:37,222 --> 01:23:38,306
I don't get that.
1554
01:23:38,389 --> 01:23:40,350
Yeah, that's a... a sex thing.
1555
01:23:40,433 --> 01:23:42,268
It's a little...
It's kind of personal.
1556
01:23:42,352 --> 01:23:44,103
Okay.
1557
01:23:44,187 --> 01:23:46,022
Yeah, and I think that's why...
1558
01:23:46,105 --> 01:23:48,233
When he was on the phone with you,
and he had the blow-up doll.
1559
01:23:48,316 --> 01:23:49,859
What are you talking about?
1560
01:23:49,943 --> 01:23:51,778
What did I say?
I didn't say anything.
1561
01:23:51,861 --> 01:23:53,279
What are you talking about?
1562
01:23:53,363 --> 01:23:54,656
Nothing.
I don't know.
1563
01:23:55,365 --> 01:23:56,699
- I don't know. Oh.
- I'm kidding.
1564
01:23:56,783 --> 01:23:58,034
No, I bought him the doll.
1565
01:23:58,117 --> 01:24:01,663
Oh, fuck.
Jeez, you both are nuts.
1566
01:24:01,746 --> 01:24:03,540
Where is he, Charlie?
1567
01:24:03,623 --> 01:24:05,458
I don't know.
I would tell you.
1568
01:24:05,542 --> 01:24:08,253
Dr. Fishman's widow is out there
right now looking for him.
1569
01:24:08,336 --> 01:24:12,382
Wait, that chick in the cottage
was Dr. Fishman's widow?
1570
01:24:12,465 --> 01:24:15,134
-Yeah.
-I had no idea he was even married.
1571
01:24:15,218 --> 01:24:17,053
Neither did Dr. Ron, apparently,
1572
01:24:17,136 --> 01:24:19,639
considering he had a full-on
love affair with Butch.
1573
01:24:19,722 --> 01:24:21,683
Wow. This all makes sense.
1574
01:24:23,351 --> 01:24:26,813
- I never told Max this, but...
- this one time,
1575
01:24:26,938 --> 01:24:30,066
I saw Dr. Ron and Butch
coming out of an exam room,
1576
01:24:30,149 --> 01:24:34,404
and I... I swear it looked like I had just
caught them doing something nasty.
1577
01:24:34,487 --> 01:24:35,530
Oh...
1578
01:24:35,613 --> 01:24:37,740
And he said that they were playing Jenga.
1579
01:24:37,824 --> 01:24:41,369
Which I guess was, now, in retrospect,
their secret code for having sex.
1580
01:24:41,452 --> 01:24:42,912
"Jenga" is the secret code.
1581
01:24:43,871 --> 01:24:46,624
-That's what I just said.
-That's the code. That's the code.
1582
01:24:48,126 --> 01:24:50,461
Damn it, Max!
Pick up the fucking phone!
1583
01:24:57,927 --> 01:24:59,887
Sorry to disappoint, man, but...
1584
01:24:59,971 --> 01:25:02,473
my old lady works my nips
pretty hard at home,
1585
01:25:02,557 --> 01:25:04,851
so not much feeling left in 'em.
1586
01:25:04,934 --> 01:25:06,603
You should turn this shit up.
1587
01:25:07,770 --> 01:25:10,898
Perhaps you'll have more feeling
down in this area.
1588
01:25:12,984 --> 01:25:15,903
Fuck me in the ass!
1589
01:25:15,987 --> 01:25:17,905
Yeah, thanks for reminding me.
1590
01:25:26,706 --> 01:25:29,917
Sorry, your call could not be
completed as dialed.
1591
01:25:30,001 --> 01:25:33,254
Oh, that sounded just like
the recording, buddy.
1592
01:25:33,338 --> 01:25:35,048
Whoo!
1593
01:25:38,551 --> 01:25:40,887
Come on, Max.
God!
1594
01:25:45,141 --> 01:25:46,351
Refrigerator.
1595
01:25:49,771 --> 01:25:52,023
Oh, yeah.
1596
01:26:01,032 --> 01:26:02,617
This is it.
This is it.
1597
01:26:03,910 --> 01:26:06,162
Charlie, where are you?
I can't find Max anywhere.
1598
01:26:06,245 --> 01:26:08,289
I found the formula!
1599
01:26:08,373 --> 01:26:11,042
- What? Are you sure?
- Yes!
1600
01:26:11,125 --> 01:26:12,669
I'm looking at it right now!
1601
01:26:12,752 --> 01:26:15,755
Ronald disguised it
as an app on his tablet!
1602
01:26:15,838 --> 01:26:17,173
Wow, you're amazing.
1603
01:26:17,256 --> 01:26:20,176
You are a geek,
but you are the man.
1604
01:26:20,259 --> 01:26:22,845
I'm gonna find Max, okay?
I'm gonna try one more place.
1605
01:26:24,055 --> 01:26:27,350
And I won all the gymnastics competitions
in sixth grade.
1606
01:26:28,309 --> 01:26:33,064
Then my damned growth spurt.
Seventeen inches in 18 months.
1607
01:26:34,232 --> 01:26:38,444
That, of course, put an end
to my competitive career.
1608
01:26:38,528 --> 01:26:43,157
Lucky me, I found an occupation
that was even more enjoyable.
1609
01:26:43,241 --> 01:26:46,661
Wow. What an amazing story
of personal triumph.
1610
01:26:46,744 --> 01:26:50,289
Looking forward to watching the...
30 for 30 on that.
1611
01:26:56,629 --> 01:26:59,757
I just wanna say, before you do
what you're about to do...
1612
01:26:59,841 --> 01:27:01,759
your boyfriend or husband or whatever
1613
01:27:01,843 --> 01:27:06,514
is just a lucky man to find someone
so talented at ass play.
1614
01:27:06,597 --> 01:27:07,724
Good on him.
1615
01:27:07,807 --> 01:27:09,434
I'm not gay.
1616
01:27:09,517 --> 01:27:12,270
Would you like some glass sprinkles?
1617
01:27:12,353 --> 01:27:13,604
Oh, come on. You...
1618
01:27:13,688 --> 01:27:15,481
If you put that thing in my ass,
you're gay.
1619
01:27:15,565 --> 01:27:18,609
I mean, it's cool.
You're in a safe room.
1620
01:27:18,693 --> 01:27:21,738
The only one getting fucked here is you.
1621
01:27:21,821 --> 01:27:24,407
Yeah, yeah, but are
you gonna enjoy doing it?
1622
01:27:25,491 --> 01:27:26,784
Every last inch of it.
1623
01:27:26,868 --> 01:27:28,786
Oh, yeah.
Well, that's a gay thing.
1624
01:27:29,746 --> 01:27:32,665
That's... It's not gay.
It's torture.
1625
01:27:32,749 --> 01:27:33,791
-No.
-That is different.
1626
01:27:33,875 --> 01:27:35,251
Taking my fingernails off,
1627
01:27:35,334 --> 01:27:37,920
or fucking making me stay awake
for 12 weeks is torture,
1628
01:27:38,004 --> 01:27:39,630
but greasing up a dildo
1629
01:27:39,714 --> 01:27:41,758
and pretending it's your own dick
1630
01:27:41,841 --> 01:27:44,302
and wanting to stick it in me,
that's homosexuality.
1631
01:27:44,385 --> 01:27:45,595
Textbook.
1632
01:27:46,929 --> 01:27:48,848
Are you afraid to tell your parents,
is that it?
1633
01:27:50,141 --> 01:27:51,142
You know what?
1634
01:27:51,225 --> 01:27:52,393
I'm looking forward to this,
1635
01:27:52,477 --> 01:27:54,479
and I'm not letting you
take it away from me
1636
01:27:54,562 --> 01:27:56,230
with your fucking mind games!
1637
01:27:56,314 --> 01:27:57,482
- God damn it!
1638
01:27:57,565 --> 01:27:59,567
All right, all right, all right.
1639
01:27:59,650 --> 01:28:02,820
Look out, teeth, look out, gums,
1640
01:28:02,904 --> 01:28:04,322
look out, keister,
1641
01:28:04,405 --> 01:28:06,949
-here it comes!
-Oh, my God!
1642
01:28:07,033 --> 01:28:08,075
Heather!
1643
01:28:08,159 --> 01:28:10,620
Get the fuck out of here!
Run, he's crazy!
1644
01:28:11,537 --> 01:28:13,831
What the hell are you doing?
1645
01:28:13,915 --> 01:28:16,959
Nothing.
Just two straight guys having fun.
1646
01:28:17,043 --> 01:28:19,504
Well, stop fucking around.
1647
01:28:19,587 --> 01:28:22,965
Call your boss.
Tell him to get ready to wire me my money.
1648
01:28:26,719 --> 01:28:29,889
You lying bitch.
It was you.
1649
01:28:30,515 --> 01:28:32,350
Of course it was me.
1650
01:28:32,433 --> 01:28:33,810
Aw, Max.
1651
01:28:33,893 --> 01:28:37,104
Did you really think
that a woman in mourning
1652
01:28:37,230 --> 01:28:39,690
would let two strange buffoons
in her house,
1653
01:28:39,774 --> 01:28:41,818
then run around in a slutty Barbie outfit
1654
01:28:41,901 --> 01:28:43,694
and let one of them bang her,
1655
01:28:43,778 --> 01:28:47,740
even though he's only 5'2"
and smells like a pile of shoes?
1656
01:28:47,824 --> 01:28:49,617
All I had to do was push my tits out
1657
01:28:49,700 --> 01:28:52,703
and you followed them
like horny teenagers.
1658
01:28:52,787 --> 01:28:55,998
Do you have any idea
how many lives this affects?
1659
01:28:56,082 --> 01:28:57,500
Why would you do this?
1660
01:28:57,583 --> 01:29:02,630
Ronnie was offered a fortune
to bury the drug, but he refused.
1661
01:29:02,713 --> 01:29:03,756
I didn't.
1662
01:29:03,840 --> 01:29:05,424
I should've seen this coming.
1663
01:29:05,508 --> 01:29:08,469
Charlie's always had
the shittiest taste in women.
1664
01:29:08,553 --> 01:29:11,305
--Huh, speak of the devil.
1665
01:29:19,105 --> 01:29:23,192
Charlie,
I think Max killed Shecky!
1666
01:29:23,276 --> 01:29:25,695
--Yeah! He's out of control!
1667
01:29:25,778 --> 01:29:28,531
You were right, I think he's
just doing this for the money.
1668
01:29:28,614 --> 01:29:31,033
You have to leave his mom's house
right now, it's not safe.
1669
01:29:32,535 --> 01:29:35,663
Meet me at Factor's Walk in 15 minutes
and bring the tablet.
1670
01:29:35,746 --> 01:29:37,498
We have to make sure
we get it into the right hands
1671
01:29:37,582 --> 01:29:39,041
before Max finds it.
1672
01:29:39,125 --> 01:29:41,669
Oh, and, Charlie...
1673
01:29:42,628 --> 01:29:43,796
be careful.
1674
01:29:44,755 --> 01:29:46,632
I don't wanna lose you, too.
1675
01:29:47,717 --> 01:29:50,886
Yeah.
1676
01:29:54,473 --> 01:29:56,100
Aw...
1677
01:29:56,183 --> 01:29:58,019
He's so sweet.
1678
01:29:58,102 --> 01:30:00,187
Actually, you are, too.
1679
01:30:00,313 --> 01:30:02,607
I would have rather fucked you.
1680
01:30:02,690 --> 01:30:04,358
Put a bullet in his head.
1681
01:30:10,364 --> 01:30:13,409
-Mmm.
-Relax. I'm not going to shoot you.
1682
01:30:17,288 --> 01:30:18,998
That would be too quick.
1683
01:30:20,166 --> 01:30:23,002
There's still so much fun for us to have.
1684
01:30:26,547 --> 01:30:28,924
--Hours of fun.
1685
01:30:30,593 --> 01:30:31,969
Ooh...
1686
01:30:45,149 --> 01:30:46,567
Look out!
1687
01:30:49,904 --> 01:30:52,657
Nice try, asshole.
1688
01:31:07,213 --> 01:31:10,716
That's how he would have wanted to go.
1689
01:31:16,681 --> 01:31:17,682
Charlie!
1690
01:31:17,765 --> 01:31:19,475
-Charlie!
-Hey.
1691
01:31:19,558 --> 01:31:21,143
Hey, baby. Baby.
1692
01:31:21,227 --> 01:31:22,978
-Oh, my God, are you okay?
-I was so worried about you.
1693
01:31:23,062 --> 01:31:24,522
I know, I'm freaking out.
1694
01:31:24,605 --> 01:31:26,816
I can't believe Max
would do that to Shecky.
1695
01:31:26,899 --> 01:31:30,361
It's like we don't know anyone.
My husband, your best friend...
1696
01:31:30,444 --> 01:31:32,780
-Money makes people crazy, Charlie.
-I know. I know.
1697
01:31:32,863 --> 01:31:33,948
Did you bring the tablet?
1698
01:31:34,031 --> 01:31:36,242
Of course, of course.
It's right here.
1699
01:31:36,325 --> 01:31:37,451
- Yeah?
1700
01:31:37,952 --> 01:31:39,370
Oh!
1701
01:31:39,453 --> 01:31:42,665
Motherfucker!
What the hell, Charlie?
1702
01:31:42,748 --> 01:31:44,750
You picked the wrong guy to play, lady.
1703
01:31:44,834 --> 01:31:48,838
I do know Max and he would
never kill an innocent man!
1704
01:31:50,256 --> 01:31:51,632
--Well, I'm about to.
1705
01:31:56,011 --> 01:31:58,097
- I'm so tired...
1706
01:31:58,180 --> 01:32:00,891
- ...of women lying to me...
1707
01:32:00,975 --> 01:32:02,643
...and fucking me over!
1708
01:32:02,727 --> 01:32:06,731
You know why everyone
treats you like that, Charlie?
1709
01:32:06,814 --> 01:32:08,899
-Because you're such a pussy!
-Ow!
1710
01:32:08,983 --> 01:32:10,901
God damn it!
1711
01:32:10,985 --> 01:32:12,737
Ow...
1712
01:32:12,820 --> 01:32:14,530
--Ow!
1713
01:32:21,454 --> 01:32:23,414
I believe this is mine.
1714
01:32:23,497 --> 01:32:25,332
It's been fun, Charlie.
1715
01:32:25,416 --> 01:32:26,709
No, no, no.
1716
01:32:26,792 --> 01:32:30,337
Before you kill me...
I want to tell you something.
1717
01:32:31,172 --> 01:32:32,798
After we had sex...
1718
01:32:35,593 --> 01:32:37,803
you farted in your sleep.
1719
01:32:38,763 --> 01:32:40,097
Like, six times.
1720
01:32:40,181 --> 01:32:43,142
Yeah, well, no one but you
will ever know that,
1721
01:32:43,225 --> 01:32:45,811
because there's no way you're faking
your way out of this death, Charlie.
1722
01:32:45,895 --> 01:32:47,104
No.
1723
01:32:54,153 --> 01:32:55,154
No!
1724
01:33:03,287 --> 01:33:05,748
- Max! Ow! God!
1725
01:33:05,831 --> 01:33:07,374
-Oh, I'm sorry, buddy.
-Charlie.
1726
01:33:07,458 --> 01:33:10,961
I love you. Oh, man, I didn't
mean that shit I said about you.
1727
01:33:11,045 --> 01:33:13,506
Fuck that shit.
I don't give a fuck, man.
1728
01:33:13,589 --> 01:33:15,966
I just popped the perfect wheelie.
I could be a cop.
1729
01:33:16,050 --> 01:33:17,051
--Did you see that?
1730
01:33:17,134 --> 01:33:19,595
-All I had to do was fucking--
-I saw the whole thing.
1731
01:33:19,678 --> 01:33:20,763
-You looked good.
-Come on.
1732
01:33:20,846 --> 01:33:22,097
It's déjà vu.
1733
01:33:22,181 --> 01:33:24,850
I get to kill Butch and Ronnie
all over again.
1734
01:33:24,934 --> 01:33:27,978
You two wanna tickle each other's
balls first, like they used to?
1735
01:33:28,062 --> 01:33:30,231
Or should I kill you straight away?
1736
01:35:38,442 --> 01:35:39,568
Stay where you are!
1737
01:35:40,277 --> 01:35:43,155
Drop your weapon
and get your hands in the air!
1738
01:35:45,491 --> 01:35:46,492
- No!
- What happened?
1739
01:35:47,910 --> 01:35:49,203
What?
1740
01:35:49,286 --> 01:35:51,163
- Oh, no!
- What the fuck?
1741
01:35:51,246 --> 01:35:52,831
What, what?
1742
01:35:52,915 --> 01:35:55,834
You fucking threw the shit
in the fucking water!
1743
01:35:55,918 --> 01:35:58,295
There was
a gun pointed at my head!
1744
01:36:07,680 --> 01:36:10,432
Bob?
From American Express Bob?
1745
01:36:10,516 --> 01:36:13,352
Actually it's Bob from the FBI.
1746
01:36:13,435 --> 01:36:16,146
- Oh... shit.
1747
01:36:16,230 --> 01:36:17,564
Here, take the dinosaur.
1748
01:36:17,648 --> 01:36:18,816
Yeah, go play.
1749
01:36:18,899 --> 01:36:20,442
What is it?
1750
01:36:21,026 --> 01:36:22,528
We fished the tablet out of the water.
1751
01:36:22,611 --> 01:36:25,322
I had my best tech guys take a look at it.
1752
01:36:25,406 --> 01:36:26,740
And, uh...
1753
01:36:28,158 --> 01:36:29,535
it's a goner.
1754
01:36:31,328 --> 01:36:32,371
All right.
1755
01:36:33,747 --> 01:36:35,040
I'm really sorry.
1756
01:36:35,124 --> 01:36:37,960
Oh, baby, we'll find another way.
1757
01:36:38,043 --> 01:36:39,545
We're gonna find another way.
1758
01:36:39,628 --> 01:36:40,629
Yeah.
1759
01:36:40,713 --> 01:36:42,923
We'll keep fighting.
We'll keep fighting.
1760
01:36:43,007 --> 01:36:46,969
Mrs. Kessler...
your husband's under arrest.
1761
01:36:47,052 --> 01:36:49,596
When your friend finishes getting
his broken ribs patched up,
1762
01:36:49,680 --> 01:36:51,432
I gotta take both of you directly to jail.
1763
01:36:51,515 --> 01:36:53,267
- Fuck he is, man!
1764
01:36:53,350 --> 01:36:55,019
Do you know how long
I've waited for this one?
1765
01:36:55,102 --> 01:36:56,311
- Sorry, baby.
- All right, we're good.
1766
01:36:56,395 --> 01:36:57,438
-We're good.
-Real emotional.
1767
01:36:57,563 --> 01:36:58,731
What's this?
What's this? Wait! Wait! Whoa!
1768
01:36:58,814 --> 01:37:02,026
Whoa! He's got broken ribs...
why is he knocked out right now?
1769
01:37:02,109 --> 01:37:03,569
We're taking him into surgery.
1770
01:37:03,652 --> 01:37:07,614
We found something rather alarming
in his rectum.
1771
01:37:07,698 --> 01:37:09,158
- What? What?
- What just happened?
1772
01:37:09,241 --> 01:37:11,827
It appears to be a USB drive.
1773
01:37:15,831 --> 01:37:17,374
You backed it up?
1774
01:37:17,458 --> 01:37:19,293
He backed it up!
1775
01:37:19,376 --> 01:37:23,047
- You careful motherfucker! Yes!
- Oh!
1776
01:37:26,216 --> 01:37:27,259
- Yes!
1777
01:37:27,342 --> 01:37:28,385
Charlie!
1778
01:37:28,469 --> 01:37:30,179
You did it, boy! Yes!
1779
01:37:30,262 --> 01:37:31,472
Yeah!
1780
01:37:31,555 --> 01:37:33,515
You know,
a good friend of mine once told me,
1781
01:37:33,599 --> 01:37:35,434
"You always have to have
a rubber in your wallet
1782
01:37:35,517 --> 01:37:36,810
and an umbrella in your trunk,
1783
01:37:36,894 --> 01:37:39,229
'cause you never know when
you're gonna fuck in the rain."
1784
01:37:39,313 --> 01:37:42,107
He also suggested carrying
around zombie makeup
1785
01:37:42,191 --> 01:37:44,234
for those times when
you want to strike terror
1786
01:37:44,318 --> 01:37:46,862
into the hearts of people
who screwed you over.
1787
01:37:49,907 --> 01:37:52,326
Please don't eat me.
Don't eat me! Eat her!
1788
01:37:54,661 --> 01:37:57,623
Go get your own fucking fortune cookies!
1789
01:37:59,583 --> 01:38:02,336
And most importantly,
when you're really in trouble,
1790
01:38:02,419 --> 01:38:04,630
when you've committed many,
many crimes
1791
01:38:04,713 --> 01:38:07,508
across several states
and a US territory...
1792
01:38:07,591 --> 01:38:11,470
there's only one chip that can
get you off scot-free.
1793
01:38:11,553 --> 01:38:14,932
One card that you can play
to get you out of anything.
1794
01:38:15,057 --> 01:38:17,309
An effective treatment for cancer.
1795
01:38:47,214 --> 01:38:48,924
Good job!
1796
01:38:49,007 --> 01:38:50,425
-That was so...
-Yeah.
1797
01:38:50,509 --> 01:38:52,386
Yeah.
1798
01:38:56,515 --> 01:38:58,058
What are you doing, Mother?
1799
01:38:58,142 --> 01:38:59,768
- Why would you do that, Ma?
1800
01:38:59,852 --> 01:39:05,232
I just wanted to bring back
some sweet memories to Charlie.
1801
01:39:05,315 --> 01:39:08,610
That's really nice, Ma.
He's crying. You happy?
1802
01:39:08,694 --> 01:39:11,572
Do they still look as good as they looked
1803
01:39:11,655 --> 01:39:13,365
when you peeked on me in the shower?
1804
01:39:13,448 --> 01:39:15,826
They're even better!
1805
01:39:15,909 --> 01:39:17,828
He's being polite.
It's awful!
1806
01:39:18,787 --> 01:39:21,039
They might have a
few more miles on them...
1807
01:39:22,040 --> 01:39:25,294
- but they still taste brand new.
- Oh!
1808
01:39:25,377 --> 01:39:28,088
All right, enjoy yourself, Ma,
you're in Puerto Rico.
1809
01:39:28,172 --> 01:39:30,507
Hey, come on.
Let's do this.
1810
01:39:30,591 --> 01:39:32,885
No, no, no, no, I'm tired.
I'm sorry.
1811
01:39:32,968 --> 01:39:34,219
- Do it, you should.
- You're in remission.
1812
01:39:34,303 --> 01:39:36,847
You can't play that cancer card anymore.
Let's go.
1813
01:39:36,930 --> 01:39:39,892
Hey! Just do it so we can go out and eat.
I'm fuckin' starving!
1814
01:39:39,975 --> 01:39:41,476
-Carmine, be nice.
-I am nice.
1815
01:39:41,560 --> 01:39:44,062
-I have low blood sugar, you know that.
-Carmine's hungry!
1816
01:39:44,188 --> 01:39:45,731
You can't fucking keep him waitin'.
Let's go!
1817
01:39:45,814 --> 01:39:48,358
Let's go!
All right, love you guys.
1818
01:39:48,442 --> 01:39:50,194
- Be safe!
- Yep.
1819
01:40:03,207 --> 01:40:05,209
Sure about this, tough guy?
1820
01:40:05,292 --> 01:40:06,335
Fuck yes.
1821
01:40:07,294 --> 01:40:08,670
You only live twice, right?
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