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Sometimes when I'm quantum
leaping, I have really good days.
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Days when I win the race,
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stop the bad guy...
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and kiss the girl.
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And then there are the bad days.
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Oh, boy.
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Uh, this... this is not
what it looks like.
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Uh, he was dead when I got here?
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Mm-hmm. Anybody besides you
and him to corroborate that?
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I don't know. Then you're gonna
miss the Dodger opener, Nick.
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I'm still in L.A.
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"L.A." Yeah, sure. And, uh, Ebbets
Field is in Hollywood. Call the coroner.
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What are you gonna do,
try the insanity plea?
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♪ Tales can come true ♪
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♪ It could happen to you ♪
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It was 1953.
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The Dodgers were still in Brooklyn, and I
was a private detective named Nick Allen.
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The dead man on the floor
was my partner, Phil Grimsley.
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And if that wasn't enough
to cause chills,
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there was the image
in the mirror.
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Play it again, Sam.
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Uh, am I Bogie?
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No. No, he's on Long Island with
Audrey Hepburn making Sabrina.
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But the resemblance is amazing.
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That might be why Nick
became a gumshoe.
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Gumshoe?
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Shamus, tec, dick.
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You don't know the lingo.
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I don't remember.
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What kind of peep
are you gonna make?
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At least I remember him.
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Here's lookin' at you, kid.
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If you're through playing,
can we get down to business?
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Yeah. I'm sorry.
Um, what am I here to do?
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Find the killer probably.
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Then I didn't do it!
Uh, Nick didn't do it.
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Uh, Ziggy says
it's 4-to-1 against.
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Your partner Phil
was into seedy divorce cases,
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so he was probably
offed by someone...
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he snapshot
in a compromising position or two.
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- Who?
- Well, there's no data on that.
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You're the shamus.
You figure it out.
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I'm not the shamus.
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Oh, you know.
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You dirty rat.
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- You dirty, rotten rat.
- No, Sam.
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- You killed my brother...
- S-Sam!
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That's Cagney, not Bogart.
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Yeah. Uh, right.
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Yeah, well, I gotta go.
Tina's got this friend.
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Al, don't tell me you're
cheating on Tina with her friend.
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A friend that knows a guy who's
got a kid that works for a trainer,
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who happens to have a sure thing
in the fourth race at Santa Anita.
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Now don't you feel bad
about jumping to conclusions?
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No, I don't feel bad.
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Al, I'm in jail for a murder I didn't
commit in the decade that I was born.
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All you care about
is getting to...
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What? What?
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- I'm gonna be set free.
- By whom?
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You!
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- You, you I'm in love with you
- Al, don't ask me how I know this,
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but any second, a bald detective with
a cigar is gonna come walking through...
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That door and tell me that
the bullet that Grimsley took...
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didn't come from my gun.
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You're outta here, Nick. Ballistics
said the slugs Grimsley stopped...
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didn't match your gun.
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- Déjà vu.
- I don't think so.
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Fine, stay here for all I care.
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Uh, no. That's not what I
meant. I wanna get out. Really.
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Well, if you're outta here,
I'll see you later.
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Al, I...
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You've been hit in the head
too many times with a sap, Nick.
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In a funny way, that
detective might have been right.
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Maybe leaping from one year to another
had done more than Swiss cheese my brain,
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because the feeling of déjà vu
had just struck again.
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Someone in publishing named
Seymour was about to speak to me.
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- Seymour?
- Bogie.
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Oh, uh, no, ma'am.
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He's in Long Island with Audrey
Hepburn and William Holden.
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- Nick!
- I knew them all.
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The older guy was Lionel,
the building superintendent.
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The elevator operator was Chuck, and
Seymour was the boy behind the news stand.
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I guess you could consider that
being in publishing.
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Sorry about Phil, Nick.
You okay?
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I can't believe Phil's gone.
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Seems like yesterday that
I was taking him up and down.
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It was yesterday.
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How'd Allison take it?
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How bad could she take it?
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A body like that doesn't
marry a guy like Phil for love.
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Any idea who killed him?
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Word on the street is he was
fogged by a dropper called Klapper.
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A dropper called Klapper?
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- Why would a dropper be after Phil?
- Are you kidding?
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I bet Phil and Nick put a dozen
Hard Harry's in the slammer.
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Any one of them could have paid
a dropper to fog him. Right, Nick?
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Well, I-I hope not.
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I don't like tenants
with hit men after them.
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No, no, neither do I.
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What are you gonna
do, let the cops handle it?
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Are you kidding? The man's partner buys it,
he doesn't stop until he nails the dropper.
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Like Tommy Trueblood. Tommy's partner
was found in the Pacific, sucking kelp.
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Tommy had to take on
the cops, the mob,
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and bad criminal elements,
but he got the dropper.
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And that's what you're
gonna do, right, Nick?
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- Well, I-I don't know.
- But not here.
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I don't want any shooting
around here.
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It frightens the tenants.
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Well, I'll, uh,
I'll try not to get shot here.
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Something wrong?
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You never paid me
for a paper before.
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Well, it's about time I started.
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- What's the record?
- Twelve minutes and eight seconds.
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It didn't take that long.
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I got a buck says
he can't fix it quicker.
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Make that two.
You want a piece of this, Nick?
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Gee, thanks, Nick.
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You're welcome.
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Thanks.
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Uh, Nick. I, uh, I got these tickets
to the Dodger game tomorrow, and, um...
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Oh, uh, thanks, Chuck, but I don't
think I'll be able to make it.
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Oh, I didn't mean you.
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I was wondering if maybe you could
ask Allison if she wanted to go.
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You know, to take her mind
off Phil's dying.
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Yeah, right.
It's too soon.
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It's a bad idea.
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I was still trying to figure out how
anyone could be as tasteless as Chuck...
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when the déjà vu
feeling hit me again.
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Someone was in my office.
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Someone... dangerous.
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Boy, was I right.
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Oh, Nick, it's so horrible.
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When I found out the police
thought you killed Phil...
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Allison. I was so afraid
they'd find out about us.
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- Oh, boy.
- I mean, it would be motive...
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for you to kill Phil.
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Wouldn't it?
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Uh, yeah.
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But you didn't.
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No.
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Oh, Nick, I'm so glad.
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I don't know if I could love
a man who killed my husband.
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But if you didn't do it,
who did?
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Phil ever mention someone
called Klapper?
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The dropper?
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- You know him?
- No.
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One night in bed... Uh, you
know we slept in twin beds.
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- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.
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Well, one night Phil
was having this nightmare,
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mumbling something
about a dropper named Klapper.
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Is he the murderer?
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- Could be.
- Oh, Nick, I'm so scared.
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I can't go back to my apartment.
I just can't.
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Don't you have
somewhere else to stay?
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Well, what about your place?
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My place?
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Well, I-I know
it's a little sudden,
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maybe in bad taste,
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but Phillip's dead.
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And we've been waiting so long.
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Waiting?
You mean, we never...
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No, of course we never.
Phil... Phillip was your husband.
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- And your partner.
- Yeah.
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And a man can't...
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With his partner's wife.
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Until his partner... is gone.
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Thank you.
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"I found Phil emptying a bottle...
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"with a hand shakier
than a grass skirt on Waikiki.
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"He looked like a cat
working on his ninth life...
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"ever since he heard a dropper
named Klapper was looking for him."
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It's not déjà vu.
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I read this book.
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"She was a flamer.
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"A redhead who could make
Father Flanagan forget Boys Town."
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My first wife
was just like that.
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Al. Look, I read this book,
Nick's writing.
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That's why I know everything.
It's not déjà vu.
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Another illusion
shattered forever.
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Nick and Allison
loved each other,
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but they were too loyal to Phil
to do anything about it.
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Listen to this.
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"The heat between us was like
a six-day jaunt in the Sahara,
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"but our ties to Phil were as tight
as the drunk on the corner stool."
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- Not exactly Faulkner.
- Yeah, you can say that again.
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I think I'm here to
find Phil's killer,
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so that Allison and I can
live happily ever after.
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Sam, don't you mean
Allison and Nick?
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Well, yeah, sure.
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Sam, you know,
Allison could be the killer.
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- No.
- No?
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- No.
- No? Why do you say no?
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Because "her body
could part the Red Army"?
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No, because...
we've got Klapper.
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Careful, Sam.
There was no cure for that in 1953.
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Al, Klapper is the dropper who shot
Phil. At least that's the rumor.
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- Yeah, but people hire droppers.
- It wasn't Allison.
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But whoever it was
is probably here in Nick's book.
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So, if you could just find me...
"Dead Men Don't Die".
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Uh, I doubt that it was published
under that title.
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Check under Nick Allen.
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Maybe he used a nom de plume.
I would.
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Just have Ziggy do it, okay?
That's what computers are for.
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Just find me the
rest of this book,
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because for the life of me,
I can't remember how it ended.
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Well, it wasn't with Allison and
Nick living happily ever after.
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- You read it?
- No. But if it ended like that,
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why would you be here...
so they could live unhappily ever after?
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Maybe Al's right.
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Maybe Nick and Allison
didn't end up together.
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But that was then,
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and this is now.
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And I'm here to see
that they do.
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And to do that,
I've gotta find Phil's killer.
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Must be Phil's...
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Hey, Nick, I got
a lead on the Klapper.
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He's gonna be
at the Blue Island tonight.
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I read about the Blue... Phil
told me about the Blue Island.
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I got tipped by a kid I was in
the orphanage with who works there,
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but he couldn't or wouldn't
give me a face.
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How are we gonna know
what he looks like?
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Same way Tommy Trueblood
did in The Lipstick Murders.
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Pose as a couple of mafioso who want to
offer him a contract. You got your roscoe?
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- Roscoe?
- Your piece, gat, shooter.
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My gun?
Uh, no, the police have it.
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That's okay. We always got our
dukes. Ain't that right, Nick?
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Yeah, that we got.
Seymour!
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Seymour, what...
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This can't happen. The doors won't
open unless the elevator's there.
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They can if the safety latch
is broken.
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- Broken?
- It happens.
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- This is your fault.
- Mine?
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I told you this elevator was old
and needed replacing.
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Klapper did it.
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I don't think so, Seymour.
Klapper's a pro, and pros rarely miss.
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Anyway, how could he be sure I'd use the
elevator next, or walk blindly into it?
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That was my fault. I distracted
you. I'm always getting in the way.
238
00:18:06,444 --> 00:18:10,656
Look, Seymour, it's not your
fault. I should have looked first.
239
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:14,076
I've caused accidents since
I was born, probably before.
240
00:18:14,243 --> 00:18:16,162
Maybe that's why
my folks dumped me.
241
00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:20,291
Seymour, you were abandoned?
242
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,585
Left on a stoop in the Village.
243
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:26,422
I grew up in the East End
Orphanage, mostly in the library.
244
00:18:26,589 --> 00:18:28,716
Hey, there's nothing wrong
with liking to read.
245
00:18:28,883 --> 00:18:30,468
I slept there.
246
00:18:30,593 --> 00:18:33,012
Only place
nobody would bother me.
247
00:18:34,388 --> 00:18:36,140
If I could just be like you.
248
00:18:36,307 --> 00:18:39,143
What, a two-bit detective
who deals in divorce cases?
249
00:18:39,310 --> 00:18:42,897
Don't say that. You're
Nick Allen. You're the best.
250
00:18:43,105 --> 00:18:45,441
That's what I always said.
251
00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:47,985
Oh, boy.
252
00:18:48,923 --> 00:18:50,717
Something wrong?
253
00:18:51,197 --> 00:18:55,409
Sorry, I just never saw
a widow look like you.
254
00:18:56,285 --> 00:18:58,496
Can I help it
if I look good in black?
255
00:18:58,913 --> 00:19:00,790
Besides, I hadn't planned
on dressing tonight.
256
00:19:00,957 --> 00:19:04,043
- Nick, we gotta go.
- Go?
257
00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:06,212
We got a lead
at the Blue Island.
258
00:19:06,629 --> 00:19:08,756
- Nick, you can't go there.
- Why not?
259
00:19:08,923 --> 00:19:11,175
God, Nick, that's where Phillip
went the night he was killed.
260
00:19:11,342 --> 00:19:13,052
Why didn't you tell me?
261
00:19:14,345 --> 00:19:16,180
You went with him.
262
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:20,268
Of course I did.
263
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,937
- Nick, what's wrong?
- He's a little shook.
264
00:19:23,104 --> 00:19:25,106
He nearly fell down
the elevator shaft.
265
00:19:25,231 --> 00:19:27,149
- What?
- It was my fault.
266
00:19:27,316 --> 00:19:29,151
It was not your fault.
It was an accident.
267
00:19:29,318 --> 00:19:31,988
Whoever killed Phillip
is after you, isn't he?
268
00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:34,448
- Well...
- Klapper's a pro.
269
00:19:34,518 --> 00:19:35,866
He knows the code,
270
00:19:35,903 --> 00:19:39,787
and Nick won't stop tracking his
crushers till they're pushing daisies.
271
00:19:40,037 --> 00:19:42,373
Nick, please don't go
to the Blue Island.
272
00:19:42,707 --> 00:19:46,460
Well, I have to, Allison. You want
me to find Phillip's killer, don't you?
273
00:20:11,652 --> 00:20:15,781
I had two theories as to why Allison
insisted on coming to the Blue Island.
274
00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:18,868
One, she had hired Klapper
to kill Phil...
275
00:20:19,035 --> 00:20:20,828
and wanted to be sure
that I didn't find him.
276
00:20:20,995 --> 00:20:24,123
Two, she really loved me...
uh, Nick...
277
00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:26,000
and was frightened for his safety.
278
00:20:26,167 --> 00:20:29,754
I really should be frightened,
but I feel so safe in your arms.
279
00:20:30,046 --> 00:20:32,340
Guess which one I believed?
280
00:20:46,687 --> 00:20:48,856
- You spotted him?
- Who?
281
00:20:49,023 --> 00:20:50,941
- Klapper.
- No, no.
282
00:20:51,108 --> 00:20:54,487
Just thought I recognized an old
client. You know, messy divorce case.
283
00:20:54,695 --> 00:20:56,906
Thank God I didn't have to
go through that.
284
00:20:58,157 --> 00:21:01,035
Oh, I didn't mean that the
way it sounded, Nick. I swear.
285
00:21:01,410 --> 00:21:02,912
I'm...
286
00:21:13,422 --> 00:21:15,299
You do see him!
287
00:21:23,891 --> 00:21:26,018
Klapper's in the band, isn't he?
288
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:29,397
How can I spot someone if I don't
even know what he looks like?
289
00:21:29,605 --> 00:21:33,442
- He may look like a she.
- What?
290
00:21:33,609 --> 00:21:37,613
My buddy just told me the word on the
street is that Klapper's a woman.
291
00:21:39,156 --> 00:21:41,158
I think I'll go get us
some fresh drinks.
292
00:21:41,325 --> 00:21:43,327
- Oh, I'll get 'em, Nick.
- That's all right.
293
00:21:43,494 --> 00:21:47,623
- You stay here and keep Allison company.
- Sure!
294
00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:52,044
You ever read Tommy Trueblood?
295
00:22:01,846 --> 00:22:03,889
Oh, Sam, wow.
296
00:22:04,098 --> 00:22:06,934
Allison is a killer.
297
00:22:07,268 --> 00:22:10,396
- Nick wrote that?
- Nick? Oh, the book.
298
00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:14,191
No, no, I'm talking
about her body... deadly.
299
00:22:14,358 --> 00:22:16,861
Oh, Al. She reminds me of
this redhead in billing.
300
00:22:17,027 --> 00:22:19,947
Al, so help me, if you start
with one of your sleazy sex stories,
301
00:22:20,114 --> 00:22:22,533
hologram or no hologram,
I'll slug ya.
302
00:22:22,700 --> 00:22:24,577
- Sleazy?
- Sleazy.
303
00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:28,706
Well, Sam, you know there's
sleaze and there's sleaze, please.
304
00:22:28,873 --> 00:22:30,875
- Who killed Phil?
- I don't know.
305
00:22:31,041 --> 00:22:32,793
What do you mean?
You got the book. I saw you.
306
00:22:32,918 --> 00:22:35,171
Yeah, but, you know,
it's an unfinished mystery.
307
00:22:35,337 --> 00:22:37,840
It's one of those contest books
they had in the '50s.
308
00:22:38,007 --> 00:22:41,048
You figure out who did the murder
and if the cops can prove it,
309
00:22:41,103 --> 00:22:42,952
then you win 10 grand.
310
00:22:43,471 --> 00:22:48,768
Al, it says,
"Who Killed Grimsley and Allen?"
311
00:22:48,976 --> 00:22:53,022
Yeah, I-I thought you'd
notice that last part.
312
00:23:05,493 --> 00:23:08,037
This pin jabber tried to fog him
with a stick of nitro,
313
00:23:08,204 --> 00:23:11,791
but Tommy smelled the blow, and creased
the horse rider with an ounce of lead.
314
00:23:12,166 --> 00:23:14,502
- Really.
- That was nothing compared to the time...
315
00:23:14,668 --> 00:23:16,420
Tommy ran afoul
on Hound Dog Harry.
316
00:23:16,587 --> 00:23:19,965
He was tracking this dropper who
creased a wheelchair rider from Queens.
317
00:23:23,552 --> 00:23:27,598
Two martinis, extra dry and a
Shirley Temple... three dollars.
318
00:23:27,848 --> 00:23:30,017
Three dollars?
What a rip-off.
319
00:23:30,351 --> 00:23:34,897
It's 1953. Any downtown bar would
charge you a buck and a quarter, tops.
320
00:23:35,064 --> 00:23:38,526
- How did I, uh, die?
- Back-stopped an ounce of lead.
321
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:39,622
Klapper?
322
00:23:39,669 --> 00:23:42,220
Probably.
But nobody ever collected on it.
323
00:23:42,363 --> 00:23:43,781
Who did the readers suspect?
324
00:23:43,948 --> 00:23:47,034
Everybody, from Joseph Stalin
to Colonel Mustard.
325
00:23:47,201 --> 00:23:52,039
But most of the folks voted for
your paramour, the Red Widow.
326
00:23:52,206 --> 00:23:54,542
- But they didn't prove it.
- Well, they couldn't...
327
00:23:54,708 --> 00:23:57,670
because Allison and Seymour disappeared
on the night of Nick's murder,
328
00:23:57,837 --> 00:24:00,256
which, by the way, is tonight.
329
00:24:01,590 --> 00:24:03,551
Allison and Seymour?
330
00:24:03,717 --> 00:24:06,762
Rumor has it that they
flew off to Rio together.
331
00:24:06,939 --> 00:24:08,514
Cigars. Cigarettes.
332
00:24:08,681 --> 00:24:10,641
- I can't believe that.
- Hi, Nick.
333
00:24:10,808 --> 00:24:13,269
It does kind of stretch
the imagination, doesn't it?
334
00:24:13,561 --> 00:24:16,313
But, you know,
some women have kinky taste in men.
335
00:24:16,438 --> 00:24:17,898
Thank you.
336
00:24:18,858 --> 00:24:21,068
- Thank God.
- Al.
337
00:24:21,235 --> 00:24:23,404
Maybe Klapper killed them
and then hid the bodies.
338
00:24:23,571 --> 00:24:27,575
No, your partner Phil, his
body was found in the office.
339
00:24:27,741 --> 00:24:31,287
And your... uh, Nick's body...
was found at La Guardia.
340
00:24:31,412 --> 00:24:35,457
So, if they were left where they were
dropped, why hide Allison and Seymour?
341
00:24:35,624 --> 00:24:38,168
I don't know, Al.
It just seems like...
342
00:24:38,335 --> 00:24:41,255
the most logical explanation.
343
00:24:41,422 --> 00:24:44,758
Well, the more logical one
is that Allison is Klapper.
344
00:24:44,925 --> 00:24:48,053
If you wanna have safe sex with her,
you'd better wear a bulletproof vest.
345
00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:51,765
- Al, come on.
- Oh, well, maybe I'm wrong.
346
00:24:51,932 --> 00:24:56,145
But with a body like that, how
could she be interested in Seymour,
347
00:24:56,312 --> 00:24:58,105
no matter how kinky she is?
348
00:24:58,272 --> 00:25:03,485
She must have used him, and then when she
got tired of him, she blew him away in Rio.
349
00:25:03,694 --> 00:25:07,448
- Allison didn't blow anyone away.
- How do you know?
350
00:25:07,907 --> 00:25:09,825
- How do you know?
- Instinct.
351
00:25:09,992 --> 00:25:12,314
Well, my instinct tells
me that that broad
352
00:25:12,361 --> 00:25:14,479
has got you tied in knots this
way, that way...
353
00:25:14,528 --> 00:25:16,988
Your instincts got you married
five times, right?
354
00:25:17,791 --> 00:25:20,336
That your Swiss
cheese brain remembers.
355
00:25:20,502 --> 00:25:23,047
Well, I wanna tell you
something, pal.
356
00:25:23,339 --> 00:25:25,633
You haven't been
getting any lately.
357
00:25:25,758 --> 00:25:27,509
Don't compare me to yourself.
358
00:25:27,718 --> 00:25:30,804
I think with my brain, and I don't
cloud my judgment with a bottle.
359
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:42,650
Well, yeah, well, uh,
Tina's waiting for me.
360
00:25:43,108 --> 00:25:45,778
Uh, got a hot tip in the eighth.
361
00:25:46,612 --> 00:25:49,740
A "Nostalgia Kills."
362
00:25:49,949 --> 00:25:53,535
That's a funny name, huh,
for a filly?
363
00:25:55,829 --> 00:25:57,831
You take my advice, pal.
364
00:25:57,998 --> 00:26:02,252
Don't go near La Guardia.
Any place but La Guardia.
365
00:26:08,092 --> 00:26:11,303
Why do we hurt people
for telling us the truth?
366
00:26:14,598 --> 00:26:16,225
Al was right.
367
00:26:16,392 --> 00:26:19,353
When it came to Allison,
I was as blind as a dead bat...
368
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:22,481
and tighter than a granny knot
at a Cub Scout picnic.
369
00:26:22,982 --> 00:26:25,651
My God, I'm thinking like Seymour.
370
00:26:37,496 --> 00:26:39,581
This is for you, Bogie.
371
00:26:56,015 --> 00:26:58,392
Everybody must think
Bogie looks like you.
372
00:26:58,559 --> 00:27:00,519
I think that's the other way
around, Seymour.
373
00:27:00,686 --> 00:27:03,105
- Looks like it's gonna pour.
- You wait here.
374
00:27:03,178 --> 00:27:05,221
I'll catch us a cab on Madison.
375
00:27:13,198 --> 00:27:14,908
What's wrong?
376
00:27:16,535 --> 00:27:18,412
Look, Allison, um...
377
00:27:20,330 --> 00:27:21,999
Did you love Phil?
378
00:27:23,455 --> 00:27:26,583
- What kind of a question is that?
- The kind that has to be asked.
379
00:27:29,173 --> 00:27:31,341
I was 16 when I met Phil.
380
00:27:32,968 --> 00:27:35,637
He was in Pittsburgh
for a divorce case.
381
00:27:37,264 --> 00:27:40,059
I guess you could say
he swept me off my feet.
382
00:27:40,517 --> 00:27:42,061
So you loved him.
383
00:27:42,269 --> 00:27:44,146
I loved the idea of him.
384
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:48,706
He was older.
He was from New York.
385
00:27:51,153 --> 00:27:53,530
To the daughter
of a steelworker,
386
00:27:54,656 --> 00:27:56,950
he was very sophisticated.
387
00:27:58,035 --> 00:28:00,621
Guess I was as naive
as Seymour, huh?
388
00:28:03,665 --> 00:28:05,751
No, I didn't love him.
389
00:28:10,672 --> 00:28:13,717
I think the only man
I ever loved is you.
390
00:28:40,244 --> 00:28:42,204
Where's that cab?
391
00:28:48,001 --> 00:28:50,629
- I'll go get one.
- Hurry.
392
00:28:54,758 --> 00:28:57,177
- Nick!
- Get back!
393
00:29:05,269 --> 00:29:07,980
- Where is he?
- In the alley.
394
00:29:13,485 --> 00:29:15,320
He's gone.
395
00:29:17,573 --> 00:29:19,366
You're bleeding.
396
00:29:21,118 --> 00:29:22,953
Just a scratch.
397
00:29:23,787 --> 00:29:25,455
Angel.
398
00:29:36,425 --> 00:29:38,719
Sorry it took so long!
399
00:29:42,014 --> 00:29:44,266
- Nick, you're creased.
- Somebody shot at us.
400
00:29:44,433 --> 00:29:48,103
- Klapper?
- Gotham Towers.
401
00:29:49,052 --> 00:29:50,457
What took you so long, Seymour?
402
00:29:50,564 --> 00:29:52,983
The canaries were harder to find
than a hooker on Sunday morning.
403
00:29:53,118 --> 00:29:54,578
Plenty of canaries...
404
00:29:55,402 --> 00:29:58,113
- Plenty of cabs from what I could see.
- When I finally got one,
405
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:00,908
this Hard Harry with a kisser that could
break a mirror in the next apartment...
406
00:30:01,074 --> 00:30:02,951
- stepped on my daisy crushers...
- Stop it!
407
00:30:03,118 --> 00:30:06,038
No one can be
as nerdy as you're acting.
408
00:30:06,622 --> 00:30:07,998
Nerdy?
409
00:30:08,248 --> 00:30:11,793
Wimpy, wussy, dopey, goofy.
410
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:14,213
- You don't mean that, Nick.
- Every word of it.
411
00:30:14,379 --> 00:30:16,757
Look, you've been on me,
closer than my underwear,
412
00:30:16,809 --> 00:30:18,879
- and it's getting boring.
- Take it easy, Nick.
413
00:30:18,926 --> 00:30:20,437
He's gotta find out sometime
that he's not gonna be
414
00:30:20,484 --> 00:30:22,620
Sam Spade,
Philip Marlowe or Thomas Magnum.
415
00:30:22,930 --> 00:30:25,057
- Magnum?
- I don't wanna be like those guys.
416
00:30:25,224 --> 00:30:27,309
- I just wanna be like you.
- Me?
417
00:30:27,476 --> 00:30:28,894
Kid.
418
00:30:29,561 --> 00:30:31,487
If I'm lucky,
I'm gonna spend the rest of my life
419
00:30:31,526 --> 00:30:33,031
leaping around from
one place to another...
420
00:30:33,065 --> 00:30:35,400
instead of face down
in a pool of blood.
421
00:30:35,567 --> 00:30:37,945
- Don't do this, Nick!
- It's done.
422
00:30:38,570 --> 00:30:42,241
From now on, you find
some other shamus to pester.
423
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:51,875
Be right back.
424
00:30:54,628 --> 00:30:58,257
Nick's just tired and hurt.
He didn't mean it, Seymour.
425
00:30:58,548 --> 00:31:00,509
I think he did.
426
00:32:19,838 --> 00:32:21,506
Thank you.
427
00:32:24,551 --> 00:32:27,637
I already hurt one friend tonight.
I can't hurt two.
428
00:32:30,265 --> 00:32:32,434
Look, Seymour, you...
429
00:32:34,436 --> 00:32:38,607
you're not a nerd
or a wuss or a wimp...
430
00:32:38,774 --> 00:32:40,901
or any of the other names
that I called you.
431
00:32:41,193 --> 00:32:44,529
You're a neat kid
and a good friend.
432
00:32:44,738 --> 00:32:46,073
Thank you.
433
00:32:46,239 --> 00:32:51,370
The kind a guy can count on,
which is why I said what I did.
434
00:32:51,536 --> 00:32:53,413
I don't get it.
435
00:32:54,664 --> 00:32:57,000
I'm going after Klapper tonight.
436
00:32:58,210 --> 00:33:00,337
I didn't want you tagging along.
437
00:33:02,923 --> 00:33:06,134
- You were afraid I'd get hurt.
- Or in the way.
438
00:33:06,551 --> 00:33:09,137
- Who is he, Nick?
- I don't know.
439
00:33:09,721 --> 00:33:11,640
For a while,
I thought it was you.
440
00:33:12,015 --> 00:33:13,475
- Me?
- Yeah.
441
00:33:13,642 --> 00:33:15,310
You practically shoved me
into the elevator.
442
00:33:15,477 --> 00:33:20,023
And tonight when he tried to fog
me, you were flagging a canary.
443
00:33:20,190 --> 00:33:22,401
- It could have been me, but it wasn't.
- Yeah.
444
00:33:22,567 --> 00:33:24,444
No, I realized that in the cab.
445
00:33:24,820 --> 00:33:27,781
It was raining when Klapper
shot at me from the alley.
446
00:33:27,948 --> 00:33:29,908
If you were Klapper,
you would have been soaked.
447
00:33:30,033 --> 00:33:32,244
- But you don't know who he is.
- I know where he is.
448
00:33:32,411 --> 00:33:34,621
- And we're going after him.
- No.
449
00:33:35,664 --> 00:33:37,457
I'm going after him.
450
00:33:38,375 --> 00:33:42,129
I could be an extra pair
of peepers, cover your seat.
451
00:33:42,295 --> 00:33:46,800
Nick, after what you said,
you owe it to me.
452
00:33:49,094 --> 00:33:50,846
Okay, kid,
453
00:33:51,388 --> 00:33:53,765
- on two conditions.
- Name 'em.
454
00:33:54,015 --> 00:33:56,518
One: You follow my orders
to the letter.
455
00:33:56,685 --> 00:33:58,061
And?
456
00:33:58,353 --> 00:34:00,313
Go get a raincoat
so you don't catch pneumonia.
457
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,023
Gotcha!
458
00:34:06,778 --> 00:34:08,613
So long, Seymour.
459
00:34:23,211 --> 00:34:25,255
I thought you'd never get here.
460
00:34:41,980 --> 00:34:44,107
Just missed the cab, huh?
461
00:34:51,823 --> 00:34:55,869
I got it. You laid a Ben Franklin on
the cocktail shaker at the Blue Island,
462
00:34:56,036 --> 00:34:59,664
and he opened up like a pencil pusher
from Toledo on his third martini.
463
00:35:00,207 --> 00:35:03,001
I gave the bartender
at the club $100,
464
00:35:03,168 --> 00:35:06,505
and he started talking like an accountant
from Toledo who'd had one too many?
465
00:35:06,713 --> 00:35:09,007
- That's what I said.
- Oh, God, I understood you.
466
00:35:09,174 --> 00:35:11,343
- Am I right?
- No.
467
00:35:11,510 --> 00:35:14,095
Then how do you know Klapper's
taking Allison to La Guardia?
468
00:35:14,262 --> 00:35:17,057
- And not vice versa.
- Al.
469
00:35:17,224 --> 00:35:19,017
Al? Who's Al?
470
00:35:19,226 --> 00:35:21,895
A... A friend.
A real good friend.
471
00:35:22,062 --> 00:35:24,105
Well, let's not get mushy
about it.
472
00:35:24,272 --> 00:35:26,441
The one who tipped you
to the Klapper.
473
00:35:26,608 --> 00:35:28,818
Well, he tipped me about a lot
of things, and I wouldn't listen.
474
00:35:28,985 --> 00:35:32,030
Well, maybe I went
a little too far.
475
00:35:32,197 --> 00:35:35,700
I got angry and I said some
things that I regret.
476
00:35:36,076 --> 00:35:38,662
He's the other friend
you hurt tonight?
477
00:35:39,496 --> 00:35:41,540
What, you jumped on the kid too?
478
00:35:42,457 --> 00:35:45,126
- I'm afraid so.
- Aw, Sam.
479
00:35:45,252 --> 00:35:47,796
I'll bet you didn't want
him to get hurt either.
480
00:35:47,963 --> 00:35:49,548
Hurt?
481
00:35:50,465 --> 00:35:53,176
Where are we going, Sam?
482
00:35:53,468 --> 00:35:55,971
- La Guardia.
- Yeah.
483
00:36:10,652 --> 00:36:14,990
Sam, uh, this is very dangerous.
484
00:36:17,701 --> 00:36:21,413
- Allison's in there somewhere.
- That's why it's dangerous.
485
00:36:25,959 --> 00:36:28,545
- It's a big bird roost, Nick.
- Yeah.
486
00:36:29,337 --> 00:36:32,257
All right, you take that end, I'll take
this one, and I'll meet you in the middle.
487
00:36:32,354 --> 00:36:34,231
- Gotcha!
- Seymour.
488
00:36:35,385 --> 00:36:40,974
Allison may have hired
Klapper to kill Phil.
489
00:36:41,141 --> 00:36:44,185
- Thanks.
- Nick, you can't think that.
490
00:36:44,352 --> 00:36:47,522
- Well, no, but,
- Oh, Sam.
491
00:36:47,647 --> 00:36:49,858
As long as
there's a possibility,
492
00:36:50,317 --> 00:36:52,402
if you eyeball my main squeeze,
493
00:36:52,569 --> 00:36:55,530
Peeping Tom her
until you can semaphore me.
494
00:36:55,905 --> 00:36:57,866
"Main squeeze"?
495
00:36:59,576 --> 00:37:01,077
Allison.
496
00:37:01,703 --> 00:37:05,332
"Main squeeze."
I gotta remember that one.
497
00:37:12,547 --> 00:37:15,759
What's wrong, Al? I thought you
were up on all this private eye lingo.
498
00:37:16,635 --> 00:37:20,597
I understood you.
I'm just wondering how in 20 years...
499
00:37:20,764 --> 00:37:24,517
"main squeeze" gets from
Seymour to black slang.
500
00:37:27,020 --> 00:37:29,481
I assume you're packing a roscoe.
501
00:37:29,648 --> 00:37:31,149
Yep.
502
00:37:32,025 --> 00:37:35,570
Would you use it on Allison
if you had to?
503
00:37:36,154 --> 00:37:37,864
Probably not.
504
00:37:38,406 --> 00:37:39,949
Great.
505
00:37:40,867 --> 00:37:44,245
- Where you going?
- I'm going to check the ladies' room.
506
00:37:44,412 --> 00:37:47,248
- Al!
- Somebody's gotta do it.
507
00:37:55,674 --> 00:37:58,385
- Bogie!
- Don't point, Allen. It's not polite.
508
00:37:58,551 --> 00:38:02,013
But it's Humphrey Bogart.
Mr. Bogart. Mr. Bogart!
509
00:38:02,180 --> 00:38:04,391
- This can't be.
- Oh, it is you. I knew it!
510
00:38:04,557 --> 00:38:07,936
- Allen, leave the poor man alone.
- I've seen all your movies.
511
00:38:08,103 --> 00:38:10,814
Ever since I could curl my
lip, I wanted to be like you.
512
00:38:10,898 --> 00:38:12,507
I even dream you talk to me.
513
00:38:12,565 --> 00:38:15,485
You know, give me advice, like
how to get Annie up to my bedroom.
514
00:38:16,945 --> 00:38:19,823
Lionel, gee,
what are you doing here?
515
00:38:22,701 --> 00:38:24,202
Move.
516
00:38:24,369 --> 00:38:27,539
My analyst calls it neurotic.
Of course it's neurotic.
517
00:38:27,747 --> 00:38:29,749
If he lived with my mother,
he'd be neurotic too.
518
00:38:29,916 --> 00:38:31,876
She drives me bananas.
519
00:38:32,669 --> 00:38:34,421
Excuse me.
520
00:38:38,258 --> 00:38:40,760
- See what you did?
- I just wanted his autograph.
521
00:38:40,969 --> 00:38:43,513
You want an autograph?
Here's an autograph.
522
00:39:30,101 --> 00:39:32,270
Lionel, let him go.
523
00:39:34,105 --> 00:39:36,649
We don't wanna hurt him, Nick.
524
00:39:36,941 --> 00:39:40,028
All Allison and I want
is out of New York.
525
00:39:40,195 --> 00:39:44,199
- Nick won't let...
- Nick, you have to face reality.
526
00:39:44,532 --> 00:39:48,077
She doesn't love you
any more than she loved Phil.
527
00:39:48,453 --> 00:39:51,331
- Is that why you killed him?
- He wouldn't face the truth.
528
00:39:51,498 --> 00:39:54,834
We had no choice.
But you're smarter, Nick.
529
00:39:55,001 --> 00:39:56,753
Always were!
530
00:39:57,253 --> 00:39:59,047
Where's Allison?
531
00:39:59,881 --> 00:40:02,217
Seymour's dying, Nick!
532
00:40:03,218 --> 00:40:05,136
What's it gonna be?
533
00:40:21,152 --> 00:40:24,609
How many shots was that now
that he fired so far?
534
00:40:25,073 --> 00:40:27,033
- Get down, Al!
- Why?
535
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,452
He can't see me or hear me.
536
00:40:29,619 --> 00:40:32,372
You stay down.
I'll go find him for you.
537
00:40:33,498 --> 00:40:35,041
Al.
538
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:41,464
There you are, you sneaky devil.
539
00:40:43,508 --> 00:40:45,802
He's right over here, Sam.
540
00:40:50,265 --> 00:40:52,725
You couldn't hit an elephant
in a tunnel.
541
00:40:52,892 --> 00:40:54,811
Boy, are you in
for a big surprise.
542
00:40:54,978 --> 00:40:56,729
Sam, he doesn't know
where you are.
543
00:40:56,896 --> 00:40:58,731
He's gonna shoot, now duck!
544
00:41:00,275 --> 00:41:05,780
Sam, go to the back of the hangar,
and then make your way toward me.
545
00:41:06,364 --> 00:41:09,576
Don't you ever clean your mustache?
You got gunk in there. It's yucky.
546
00:41:09,742 --> 00:41:11,536
Gonna shoot again!
547
00:41:11,911 --> 00:41:14,497
Ah! Now, Sam!
548
00:41:15,039 --> 00:41:18,543
He's out of bullets. He's loading
up. Get over here. Hurry Up!
549
00:41:19,377 --> 00:41:23,047
Sam, hurry! Where the hell are you, Sam?
550
00:41:25,967 --> 00:41:28,177
Don't even think about it,
you mug.
551
00:41:29,095 --> 00:41:32,557
Oh, no, Sam. Sam,
that's Edward G. Robinson.
552
00:41:51,993 --> 00:41:54,787
How could I have turned Lionel on
and not realized it?
553
00:41:58,082 --> 00:42:01,586
You know, the funny part is
I kind of feel sorry for him.
554
00:42:03,922 --> 00:42:05,673
Yeah, me too.
555
00:42:07,216 --> 00:42:09,719
Nick, take me away from this.
556
00:42:12,013 --> 00:42:13,932
My apartment?
557
00:42:15,183 --> 00:42:19,437
Actually, I was thinking
of someplace a little farther.
558
00:42:26,903 --> 00:42:28,821
Where'd you get those?
559
00:42:29,322 --> 00:42:32,784
Well, I know some people
might think it's a little bizarre,
560
00:42:33,952 --> 00:42:36,245
but the poor soul
did pay for them.
561
00:42:37,497 --> 00:42:39,332
Where are they to?
562
00:42:41,042 --> 00:42:42,961
Does it matter?
563
00:43:14,158 --> 00:43:17,954
You, uh, you wanna board, Angel?
564
00:43:18,079 --> 00:43:20,331
I'll join you in a minute.
565
00:43:23,334 --> 00:43:25,878
Don't make me wait too long.
566
00:43:27,088 --> 00:43:29,257
It's a sleeper flight.
567
00:43:43,396 --> 00:43:46,691
I don't think
you can take that plane.
568
00:43:47,358 --> 00:43:51,487
Oh, Al.
I'm gonna get on that plane,
569
00:43:51,654 --> 00:43:53,656
'cause if I don't, I'm gonna
regret it for the rest of my life.
570
00:43:53,823 --> 00:43:55,450
Maybe not today,
maybe not tomorrow, but...
571
00:43:55,616 --> 00:43:58,661
No, no, I've seen
the picture, Sam.
572
00:43:58,995 --> 00:44:02,790
Oh, well, good.
Then you know how it ends.
573
00:44:25,813 --> 00:44:28,441
- Sam.
- What?
574
00:44:28,649 --> 00:44:30,965
I didn't say you didn't
want to go with her.
575
00:44:31,004 --> 00:44:33,059
I said I didn't think you could.
576
00:44:33,161 --> 00:44:35,385
- Who's gonna stop me?
- Nick!
577
00:44:37,158 --> 00:44:40,328
He tried to kill me,
to choke me to death.
578
00:44:40,745 --> 00:44:44,248
Don't you mean the loony tune tried
to fog me with a chicken throttle?
579
00:44:44,415 --> 00:44:46,459
Nick, this was for real.
580
00:44:46,793 --> 00:44:49,170
Isn't that what
you're looking for, Seymour?
581
00:44:49,504 --> 00:44:51,964
A chance to duke it out
with the Hard Harry's...
582
00:44:52,131 --> 00:44:55,885
on a night as quiet as the
city morgue on a slow day.
583
00:44:56,302 --> 00:44:59,097
Maybe it would be more fun
to just read about it.
584
00:44:59,639 --> 00:45:02,767
Yeah, or write about it.
585
00:45:03,184 --> 00:45:05,686
Me?
Become a writer?
586
00:45:06,687 --> 00:45:09,023
Yeah, why not?
With your imagination...
587
00:45:09,148 --> 00:45:13,236
and flair for similes,
how could you miss?
588
00:45:13,569 --> 00:45:15,113
Nick?
589
00:45:16,572 --> 00:45:18,282
Hurry.
590
00:45:18,658 --> 00:45:20,535
Oh, boy.
591
00:45:24,956 --> 00:45:28,543
The fog was as thick
as hash house oatmeal...
592
00:45:28,626 --> 00:45:32,004
and twice as cold,
as her hips said goodbye.
593
00:45:32,463 --> 00:45:35,550
Maybe she was too much
moonlight and orchids for me,
594
00:45:35,633 --> 00:45:39,178
but I couldn't help wishing
that my daisy crunchers and hers...
595
00:45:39,262 --> 00:45:41,973
could be outside
the same hotel room door.
596
00:45:42,473 --> 00:45:45,560
You were here to launch
a new pulp novelist.
597
00:45:45,643 --> 00:45:48,563
No. No, no, no.
598
00:45:48,604 --> 00:45:51,315
- Sam, I think...
- Don't say it, Al.
599
00:45:51,399 --> 00:45:54,694
This is the start
of a wonderful friendship.
600
00:45:54,735 --> 00:45:56,571
You couldn't resist, could you?
601
00:46:11,961 --> 00:46:14,172
You'd better hurry.
You'll be late for your new job,
602
00:46:14,255 --> 00:46:18,176
Miss Youngest Executive Secretary
at the company.
603
00:46:21,888 --> 00:46:23,639
"Miss"?
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