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Ladies and gentlemen,

we present to you a strange story

on something from outer space.

She might scare you, she can amuse you,

but it can happen to you...

tomorrow.

Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Kerry West.

I teach philosophy in the university of this city.

The day I met for the first time the...

the “Twonky”,

woke up like every other Saturday in our city!

Children sleeping quietly,

husbands eating peacefully breakfast with their wives,

Happy Citizens on their way to work!

Yes! Everything was normal in our city!

Except on the roof of my house,

where something new and diabolical was going on.

We will now inside my office

where I'll have a nice conversation with Carolyn, my wife.

And television was for you.

To keep you company during my absence.

Good darling. But by the time you come back

if my classes allow it,

I promise you that everything will remain in order in the house.

Kerry, that's my cab! I'm going to miss my plane!

I'll get your suitcases!

And remember that I wrote you this list!

Make sure Maybelle uses the new vacuum cleaner, not the old one.

Let's go, please!

And in case I forgot to clean the drain...

And don't let the water run hot in the bathroom!

And turn off the basement light...

and hang up the wet towels! And...

And if I go to the dining room, to put on my hat,

- because the ceiling plaster is falling! - Oh, my darling!

You will greet your sister for me. Tell him I checked the file.

- She writes The Story of the Show. - Oh, I will!

Oh, wait, wait! You see, I almost forgot!

The poison is on the shelf from the top where there is alcohol!

And it's in a bottle Langston brand.

And Kerry, believe in yourself!

Honey, my love, I love you, goodbye!

- Goodbye ! - Goodbye !

So my dear wife is gone visit his sister!

Having little knowledge, but inside the house...

the expectation, for me was...

But come in with me!

See for yourself.

How to use your new TV.

Welcome to the happy family home television.

Trust to your local newspaper to find out

channels and programs.

Channel 2: "Trilby's Problems".

Channel 6: “Cars and Motors”.

Channel 5: "Pantomime Winner Ham Quiz".

Channel 8: “The new season of old films”.

It's soup!

Thank you !

Gosh, I'm sorry Professor, but I forgot to collect.

And the boss is gonna rip my heart out

if I don't come back with money Monday morning!

It's a joke!

Yeah it's meant to be $100 down payment!

See or see!

But I don't have 100 dollars!

All I have is 5 bucks!

I had $5!

He said $100!

Oh, I'm not going to pay!

I will not pay for a post...

You get him out of here!

Take it out right away!

You...

are you kidding?

Hey ! Look at all that money!

5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 40, 50,

60, 70, 80,

90, 95...

$100!

One hundred dollars !

I thought you didn't have them!

She's my wife, she must have left some.

Yeah, mine hides it so well that I can never have!

Hey ! Here's the receipt, huh!

Go slowly! I will see you soon.

Another cup of coffee!

Who is here ?

Is it you, Mr. the convenience store?

Kerry, are you there boy?

I am here.

What are you doing here again this morning? A little energy, my boy!

I was hoping this would happen when the cat is gone!

- It is certainly nervous! - Oh yes !

Coach Trout, I called you because I have a television...

who moves!

- Sit down. - My God !

I often see televisions who walk around!

Yesterday again, on the soccer field...

I saw a television get it wrong on the crossbar.

Listen !

What a cat...

do not go...

to fishing !

I say it's impossible!

Impossible !

But it's not even plugged in!

- Yeah, you do it! - Oh no !

We don't do that kind of stuff without knowing it!

Alright, let's leave that to science.

Come on, let's flip it to see what's inside.

One two three...

But it's impossible !

I remember moving something like that in...

1906, it seems to me that it was a trick who weighed 250 kg...

and with two French girls!

I believe that I broke my back!

Nope...

these are the suspenders.

We have to consider everything,

and from the start.

You wouldn't have taken a cold snap?

The answer is obvious.

You accompany me home.

In my crypt-laboratory, I have what you need.

My special vintage has no effect!

My own formula is however very effective !

Noget, black molasses, some grapes,

Tabasco-sauce...

and Dash gasoline.

Don't be so disturbed, my boy.

It's just a case among all those of our nation!

Induced by suggestion on mental stress.

Sometimes I surprise myself!

Now, what does all this mean?

Well everyone thinks of me like poor Coach Trout.

What did he know?

Just the building of Our Lady and a retraining.

But I studied, boy.

Psychology, Freud...

then other things.

Now you worked very hard in college.

And for the first time in ten years, your wife is far from you.

You have to learn not to take more than a cup of coffee.

And she leaves a television instead!

You are very tired, my boy!

You have hallucinations.

Like what this television would be your wife!

Curry Deam...

seven points on the Escobar.

But you have seen it too!

Even Einstein called That's mysteries!

Can I serve you? This is delicious.

In the very basement of this house,

I crushed the grapes with my feet.

I got it ! The answer !

Freud! The great Freud!

We were probably unconscious.

What does my subconscious have to do with this infernal television?

Wood !

Now lie down. Relax !

I am a friend.

Now, please, please!

Let me explore the opacity of each of your neuroses...

your psychosis.

Well, there it is.

If I remember correctly,

first you close your eyes.

Try now.

Then, then, then you relax completely.

You accompany me ?

Vitamins !

I would like to try, please.

You look so confident!

I thank you...

Thanks !

Now we will begin.

We're going...

start, with your childhood...

childhood...

my childhood...

my miserable childhood...

I was thinking...

I am going to tell you something.

My soccer teams haven't won a match for 6 years!

But they can't find me...

I own the first mortgage on the stadium!

Women confuse me!

All my life, every time I think of women,

i think fried fish with potatoes!

Why is that ?

I think you should sleep now,

please.

This television is a revolution,

it's a twonky!

Twonky?

I had a twonky when I was a kid.

But a twonky is something you don't know what it is...

you don't know what it is...

you do not...

Now you will excuse me, but I think I'll go home.

I have to prepare my conference for Monday morning.

The women...

We stop !

What is the problem with Mozart?

Hello? Hello !

- Hello my darling, did you sleep well? -Carol...

What happened, did you stay awake?

- Oh no, no... - Oh dear...

You have a problem, did you stay up late with the tv?

Kerry, are you there?

I think yes...

You have a future!

How is your work going?

Very good...

- TV... - Oh, she's good!

That's why I called you!

can i stay here as long as I want?

It's good... uh...

that's to say... stay as long

whatever you want, darling!

Oh, how cute!

I will hang up and let you go to church!

Ah yes, to the church.

Goodbye, honey!

Goodbye, Carol.

But I'm just shaving my face!

Any time, any time!

We risk having a bad surprise !

Get on this side!

A cigarette !

Cigarettes! Take it !

Hurry up ! Now !

I got it !

Oh, they'll believe us now!

I did it for...

Stop that, you don't have a fuse box!

Don't put your dirty stains on my pictures!

When the scientist Tommy Jones will see that...

i will be a zionist businessman in soccer!

A physics teacher full time, dammit!

He shaved me today!

It was friendly!

It wasn't friendly it drove me crazy!

Please I don't want to listen to this kind of thing!

What ?

No reason, no mind, nothing alive in there!

I'm there, it's a robot!

- A robot ? - A mechanical man!

Who the hell outside of Hollywood can make a mechanical man?

One was made, this one!

Find me a chair.

- What are you doing ? - I'm calling the TV store.

I wonder how so few people can barbecue!

Oh, it's Sunday I had completely forgotten about that!

What is the definition of a “single formation”?

How many steps to make a “drop cake”?

I better find the answers myself!

Oh, Mr. Robot! Mister robot!

Will you tie my tie?

Please, I can't.

Whenever you want, please.

Maybe this servant has only one master!

Come come !

You, try!

It's you ! It only serves you!

You are the master, he is your slave!

You're so good, he can't to serve you, to protect you,

and even act like a personal bodyguard!

We will do an experiment !

One two three... !

- What happened ? - My leg !

I can't put it down anymore!

He's an old man You know.

It's incredible, this sudden contraction!

But I gave him sedatives,

and he will sleep soundly until tomorrow morning.

Are you sure that you don't want a nurse?

Oh no, I will take care of him personally,

and tomorrow our servant will take over!

Well that will be perfect!

In a few days, maybe we can take him home.

Thereby, you will no longer have any responsibility.

Oh, by the way, your TV...

I knew when I passed,

that might be a good idea to take him upstairs,

and place it near the bedside of Coach Trout.

He never...

forget some...

of his difficulties.

- Something wrong, Mr. West? - No no !

- I'll give you a pick-me-up! - Oh, no, no, I'm fine now.

I have to prepare my conference for tomorrow.

Oh, it will take you forever to do that!

Well, have a nice day...

and, I'm also close what is your phone!

Thank you, Doc.

Philosophy 101 Lecture

Individualism is the basis of great art.

Freedom of expression is the pr...

I have to write my big book!

I have to do it !

FREEDOM volume one

THE LIFE OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN

PASSION THROUGHOUT THE AGES

- Hello, Mr. West. - Hello, Maybelle.

Is Mr. West okay?

Oh, yes, for Mr. West, it's fine,

but for Coach Trout in his room,

do what is necessary for him, me, I have to lecture for my class.

He has a paralyzed side!

Well, sure! How did he do that?

He fell !

Mr West!

You celebrated!

Glory be! You finally have a TV!

Don't touch that! Never touch that!

Well you think it's to make it "chic"

with a screen of 16 only?

Mine is 20 inches!

58, 59 seconds...

20 minutes late!

Bravo, Mr. West, once again!

I am sorry, stay seated ladies and gentlemen!

Please, please respect the order!

The subject of our conference, today is...

is...

The subject of our conference of the day is, uh...

individualism in the army.

No, no, I don't think so!

In fact...

our conference of the day will be on...

Passion Through the Ages!

A great artistic talent...

A great artistic talent!

The beautiful Countess de la Motte, at the end of the 18th century,

took five lovers.

Towards the end of the 16th century,

in an abbey, was born the famous champagne...

I'm not going to argue. I don't even have to discuss it.

Just get him out of my house!

Out of my life! You hear me, out of my life!

My dear Mr. West, can i, can i remind you,

what you have there a delicate electronic device!

It's not that at all! Rather a metallic monster!

A Twonky, you delivered me a Twonky!

My dear Mr. West!

It pains me to tell you what you drank!

Why does a man who speaks the truth, is according to you,

a guy who was drunk?

please go shout elsewhere! !

I don't shout!

I just say it from the bottom of my soul.

Take out this infernal instrument from home right now!

And I won't pay the rest!

My dear Mr. West...

According to our records, you are not the contractor.

- What am I not? - You are not the contractor.

Ms. West is committed for purchasing this post.

And in this case,

Mrs. West is the only one who could complain about it.

I don't make complaints I'm making a statement!

The device license...

the execution form...

I ask you to take it off from home immediately!

Mr West...

I have many years of experience in installment payment products.

And with all this experience, I had many husbands...

who tried to take advantage their wife's purchases,

in order to get money to spend for...

God knows what!

But I don't encourage anyone to do that!

Your wife has $100 in credit this morning,

and they will stay here until she returns!

In effect, it does not work properly,

the outdoor antenna has not been connected.

Now, I'll find you a convenience store.

I'll go even further than that, I will give you a new post!

But I won't cancel the debt of your wife!

I'm fed up, I'm leaving! I'm sick of this TV!

I'm off, I'm fed up!

Now I'm going home! Fed up, I'm not coming back here!

Maybelle, what's going on?

I've had it up to here !

Coach Trout! Coach Trout, where are you?

I'm here, come up!

Come in, come in, boys!

My dear football team!

How I waited for you!

Seeing your phone call, we came right away!

Say, how do you feel?

Horrible, I'll explain later.

- Say, guys, are you with me? - Of course they are!

Even if we didn't win a game in six...

You talk too much !

You are going to do something for me.

In the old school I want you to go there,

to take iron bars from it, some pics,

and then go to the living room downstairs, and forward, smash the Twonky!

- The Twonky? - The Twonky himself!

The TV set! Not a little, give the max!

But, coach, our matches were not televised!

No, I'm serious here. Listen to me...

go down there, and destroy this TV!

- But, coach... - Oh, shut up, Susie!

Did you hear the coach? Let's go !

Oh, thank you.

Use iron bars! Go ahead, guys!

And for the return you expect the rear!

And if the backs call...

You turn around, guys!

Fixed !

1... 2... 3...

1... 2... 3...

- Hey, girl! - Yes, coach!

You'd do better to go too!

I'm in no condition today for fries!

Hurry up, I want to replace.

It's my back, not your back!

I'll be with you in a minute, coach !

What a mess!

Kerry, answer me! I get out of bed, I come!

I'll be with you in a minute!

What happened ? Answer me, tell me!

I... have... no... complaints...

You, tell me, what happened?

I... have... no... complaints...

I'm going home...

What do you have, dude ?

No... complaints...

Please what happened?

No... complaints...

You ! Tell me what happened here!

No... complaints...

You...

tell me what happened!

I... have... no... complaints...

I'm going home...

How can you bear them?

I tell you that these kids can drink anything!

Kerry, Kerry, what's going on down there?

Talk to me, hurry up!

They're mixing benzene...

and this new thing...

they call it “cocktail”!

Ho...

What's your problem ?

Look at this !

No outlet, no power!

And they thought they understood!

What idiots!

Well...

I will plug in the new one,

the boss said so!

A guy like him needs entertainment...

His wife is gone!

He is also lonely than a hunting dog

locked up on a rainy day!

Ok baby !

You go outside!

But what...

Wait a minute ! Wait...

wait... wait...

At...at...wait a minute!

Ah, Kerry...

So you're being smart, huh?

Hello... hello... here... the robot...

7... 4... 3... B... 3... 2...

model...medium...medium... to register...

coach...maybe... injure...

my client is alone ...immediately... request

The customer is not happy.

Listen to this !

- I call the police ! - Go ahead !

I understand this twonky now.

I called to my scientific friends...

They told me we had already robots in our world!

The only problem is...

than an atomic super brain like this one below

can have its own will, his reason...

make your own choices!

Change its appearance!

He can move with its own energy!

They told me that the scientists of our time are far from there!

What if he came from another world?

No... of our world, a century in the future!

But what the hell are you talking about?

I'm telling you... one of those robots,

one of these twenty twonkies from the future,

fell on its own dimension of time at 2 hours.

Fallen in time?

You don't read science fiction?

Our universe is curved, Einstein proved it!

Now I know the system, and also the time,

here is the past, the present, and the future.

It's easy to get from here to here!

But it's only a TV!

It looks like a TV.

I mean.

When I speak of its time dimension at 2 o'clock,

this is a production line of TV,

or a TV store!

But this super-intelligence,

still don't know where the absence of danger for her!

So she immediately traded its shape...

for a form that we would understand!

A very safe form and acceptable.

Who knows what it looks like!

A car with strange wheels,

flesh or plastic arms,

synthetic blood.

Why me ? Why do they have to take me?

I believe it's from the future world what comes this twonky!

Every home, every family...

has its own twonky to answer to the demands of a superstate.

I said, a great state!

He's a secret detective. But it's no secret!

There's a place in every home to serve,

to regulate every thought according to the requirements of the super state.

He comes to continue this with you, now !

We can stop it! We will pulverize the beast!

- I have a crowbar down there! - Nope...

It's an axe!

He got you too!

I found it...

A small effort ! I wasn't even in the room!

Impossible... to move it...

Is he stuck to the ground?

I can't spin it!

you have boots that cross the ground?

- Are you a magician? - The robot !

- We do not deliver this material! - A mechanical man!

This is our 17K12 model!

No... I... am... a robot... 7.4.3.B.3...

I make...models... experimental... there is... the... K712

You see what I mean ?

Now get him out of here! Get him out of here right now!

I...

I'll tell the bosses!

Tell them! Yes, tell them everything!

Tell them it's from the future!

Are you hurt ?

I don't know what you're talking about!

I feel good...

I'm going home now.

I have no complaints...

You made it very clear to me!

I understand this mechanism, now.

Will you stop walking? Now listen to me!

There is no doubt than this robot

is able to create a blockage in your head.

An electric wave enters the brain,

and eliminates what the Twonky don't want you to think!

And put in your head, some ideas, too!

These words that sound like a complaint!

It's a Twonky talking.

We talked ! Carol was on the loudspeaker!

What ?

He just said something about robot,

or something on an experimental model.

Experimental?

Then it must be eliminated immediately!

If it is an experimental model, maybe there's only one left!

let's eliminate it, and we can change the future!

- I call the police ! - Nope !

Not the authorities!

You want the Twonky to show up in the form of a policeman?

Yes why not ?

He changed shape once, he could do it again!

The boys visited to a Santa Claus, or...

Satan himself!

We have to try again right now,

this TV will phone there, now !

We have to think...

When you drop me off I won't be able to do anything anymore.

I told Charlie not to buy anything on the installment plan!

I will pay the ransom.

I can eliminate it all right now !

And if you reduce your twonky, we won't talk about it anymore!

What how ?

- The Twonky is here! - Then stay here!

You !

- I did not receive an invitation! - You do not understand ?

It only acts according of what he believes is good for his safety!

It keeps your leg paralyzed for this reason !

Now try to get up, just now !

Get up, get up!

Look at your leg!

I... have... no... complaints...

Be careful with your leg!

For the moment, I just want to get out of here!

- Welcome ! - Climb up and bring them all down!

Hurry up ! Everyone in this area!

Is there anyone there? Wait !

- I protest ! - You left this place?

Of course not, I am an author, you are making a big mistake!

You made a big mistake trafficker and his accomplice!

- M... m... me? - My boy...

Speak, confess!

Are you involved in an illicit project?

Whatever ?

There's no one here, Sergeant!

Where are you staying ? Answer, where are you staying?

Who do you work for? What else are you up to?

- But I do not... - You called on that phone.

- You were talking about bringing stuff here! - Me ?

Yes you ! You said that on the phone!

Me, did I say that?

So speak! !

What's the use of talking...

you will never believe me!

Do not move !

Did you guys have on it?

But who the hell are you?

The Treasury Department.

Did you guys on this case?

What is of interest here, Treasury Dept?

What joke !

This guy is a counterfeiter.

Kerry, my boy, you have not been wise!

$95 of the most beautiful counterfeit bills that you have ever seen!

$95?

You, it's you!

Yeah, I know you paid the TV with!

Alcatraz is calling you, bro!

No, no, that's not it! It's the twonky!

It's that twonky, not me! It's a robot!

An automat ! He speaks and do anything!

You'll see...

It's not a TV!

He's there ! !

This guy has a television in the body !

Alright, that's enough! Come on, my brother!

No no no !

Leave it!

Stop, he's innocent!

Take them down... take them down...

I do not have any... complaint...

No... complaints...

No... complaints...

No... complaints...

No... complaints...

No... complaints...

No... complaints...

After all these emotions, my boy...

I believe you will need of a glass with my formula...

and a hacksaw!

Hello, hello, is that you, Kerry? It's Carolyn!

My sister had a baby ! 6 pounds!

Hello...are you...

Who is this ?

Who am I talking to?

Where are you talking about?

This is 432... Mapple... Street... come...immediately...

my... client... will be... soon... home.

Well, I never...

Helen!

Helen, where's my suitcase?

There's a twonky in this house!

You have been intoxicated!

The coach is a brave soldier!

Alcohol is used only as a preservative!

It's packed with vitamins!

Pity, pity me!

I'm not afraid of you, light up, giant cigar!

And I will prove it to you!

I'm sober...

a hostile sober.

It's forbidden too, huh?

Man can't even escape of your time, isn't it?

So what is it in your time?

Yes or no, thanks for the channel, Sir ?

Well, go back to your time!

I don't want you and don't need you!

Anyway, what's good? Security ?

Of course I want security, but not at your price!

I may be defective, but that's my kind of fault!

By God, it is my right to be like this!

Go back, go back now!

Hello, can I come in? The door was slightly open.

- Do you wish? - The neighbors informed me.

I'm glad to have found you.

Young lady, I'm afraid you're wrong,

this is not the right home.

A mistake, no!

I think that if !

I had a terrible day, you wouldn't believe it, but...

it's past 10 o'clock, would you mind...

A glass !

Young lady...

What's in there, concentrated acid?

Girl, listen to me, it's almost 11 o'clock,

and it's not scotch, it's a chemical!

Its good !

I burned my vocal cords!

- Let's do the accounts, shall we? - Please get out...

Calm down !

I'm not...

86 dollars and 56 cents!

- I beg your pardon ? - I will tell you a story.

Once a woman who was married

to a university professor,

liked to buy stuff, and she did!

End of story, except...

sometimes she loses her memory regarding payment!

- You are a collector! - We can say it this way!

I bring economic justice to the poor storekeeper left behind.

For the moment...

it is a department store in Sioux City, Iowa.

My wife said she warned for money...

one year ago !

But of course, charming young man!

We don't cash no deposit.

I'm just a poor girl who makes his place in this world!

you want to fix it with champagne?

Carolyn, Carolyn!

Carolyn!

The Yankee Collection Agency, it's me, boy!

That's 86 dollars 56 cents.

You avoid legal costs.

Do you mind giving me a robot part,

because anyway I will bounce!

You mean that you live in this beautiful...

train station and you don't have 86 dollars 56?

My wife inherited it from a grandmother who hated me!

- You're not leaving? - Nope !

But you can't not sit there!

I am built for this!

But, but... dear girl, it's almost midnight!

And then it will be 1 o'clock...

then 2 hours...

then 3...

But a man in my situation can't keep you here!

86 dollars and 56 cents!

But I haven't $86 and 56 cents!

Tomorrow ! I will have my check of the University, tomorrow!

Wonderful, I will wait.

But you can't wait here, I explained it to you!

And I will explain to you! With my last 500 dollars,

I regularized an old account, account exhausted, the guy told me!

And with that, I used up my pumps, by dint of walking to collect them!

But everyone plays dead or is in the Army,

or they move like the equinox

in Nova Scotia, Florida, or in New Hampshire!

Oh...except you!

I'll wait !

But that is not possible! I call the police !

Will you?

Oh no... no! Stop it, do something!

Do something, do you hear me? I can not stand it anymore !

I take this risk, Do something !

You will be fine in the street, my brother !

all day stuff that I didn't need,

and there you go!

Fuck you now!

You whore!

Good night ! Don't forget to close the door!

Open to me! Let's find an agreement.

- 86 dollars and 56 cents! - You're taking a bath!

Why wouldn't I?

Because it's my bathtub!

Kerry, are you okay?

Are you fine ?

- Show me your tongue. - What ?

Show me your tongue ! Quick !

Quick !

Doctors always do that.

For me, it's just a language!

I don't have time to play...

- I will see you later. - I want to talk to you now!

You acted in a weird way last night.

I remember that you have...

discussed my legs!

You have been a lot too focused!

Why don't you relax?

Stay at home, and enjoy your TV!

Lark, nice lark!

Uh, it's the twonky! Now it's a girl!

A girl ? Turn off that bad radio!

I'll be back to see how you are!

- Yes, we'll talk better tonight! - I'll come back to see you!

That's see you tonight

Hello Professor...

Eh ?

I came for the job...

- The post ? - Of TV...

with two antennas.

The store sends me for the broken one...

Want to know something?

I have no affection.

On a road coming here, a guy hit my front wing.

No insurance!

$50 for my car!

Sure... do you really think you can pull it off?

This morning...

my wife was to serve coffee...

She gives me milk...

I received everything on my knees!

No, don't do that!

You are in no condition! You risk hurting your back.

What's the matter, sir?

I have no affection.

This post does not work.

I take it out of here!

Think you can lift it?

Are you kidding?

Come on, my baby!

Want a receipt?

No no !

Miss "Payment Collection"! I would like to talk to you !

You didn't go looking your check?

I have a proposal for you.

- Well ? - Oh, please!

- Please come over here. - Oh ! I bet you called!

The !

- There what? - You recover your few 56 cents!

- Did you take care of it? - Practically new!

- It's only two days! - What is the problem ?

I assure you that it works efficiently!

- Is it hot? - It's still cold!

can you sign me a deed of sale?

If necessary, it will be written with my blood!

Well, no need to go that far!

- Wait a minute... - Eh ?

Yesterday you kicked to that thing, I saw you!

Won't you take me for a pitcher?

- But he is completely intact! - No sale!

Get out!

- In five minutes... - What ?

If you haven't gone out in five minutes...

I will kill myself!

You hear me ? As I tell you, I will kill myself!

I will take poison and I will hang myself! !

Hey, you're back here!

Oh, what a bundle of nerves!

Alright, poison yourself!

But you put $86.56 on the table!

And who follow men and then tell me what you know, but...

Kerry, where are you?

Kerry West, a woman was seen near here,

running in the street, naked as a worm!

You hear me, a woman! As if she had taken a bath...

in this house !

Have you nothing to say?

Hello...

Alright Kerry...

I believe you.

Carolyn...

Oh, I'm so scared! Oh Kerry, you should get rid of it!

Carol, I have a plan.

- What can you do ? - I can't tell you.

Stay here, I'll be back!

Be careful !

I guess I'm going to the meeting, now !

This is an important meeting!

We will write...

a news...

Declaration of Independence !

You come here! Come on, I don't have all day!

- What was sent to me? - I'm bringing you this !

You and your antenna you will end up electrifying someone!

you keep quiet, you let me drive, and...

I'm going to run out of gas!

My wife is having a baby in the hospital quickly, please!

Oh, come up, come up!

I have just finished change tires!

Calm down, we will arrive for the birth.

What is that ?

It's just the trunk that I forgot to close!

You naive men! You take it all as a joke!

But I will take time to take you there,

because I know the hospital in your city, only since yesterday!

I bought this vehicle when I arrived in New York.

I believe that's what you Americans are calling...

a good deal !

You drive fast, huh?

Sure !

Look, look!

Look left!

Are you trying to tell me

how should i drive my own vehicle?

Madam, listen, I lied!

I'm not having a baby so please stop!

Actually I told you I'll take you to the hospital

before the birth of your child.

And I will!

Now stop telling me how to drive!

But you're bad side of the road!

- Not in England, anyway! - But you're not in England!

Young man, it is one of the English qualities

don't give in to the pressure!

- And that's the case ! - But you are wrong!

At my age, it's my divine right what to deceive me!

You are absolutely right.

It's your divine right to deceive you!

I smell something burning!

It must be temperature.

It's hot in here !

What the hell is it?

The Twonky, please stop!

Don't try to talk, honey.

I... walk... a...

- Who ? - Oh, you're fine!

You have a broken fibula, a broken ankle,

and the fractured tibia!

- The twonky? - The police found it in the wreckage.

The twonky is simply shattered into a thousand pieces!

Maybe...

maybe I fixed the future!

Do not do that !

I turn it on myself! Never forget that !

Ah, there you are!

I thought about to what you could miss

while you came back to fix the TV at the store.

And for your recovery...

I have a big surprise for you!

Oh boy, come on!

He is exactly like the one you had!

He is not beautiful ?

It's the twonky! Take it away from here!

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