1 00:00:05,290 --> 00:00:06,300 Ladies and gentlemen, 2 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:08,430 we present to you a strange story 3 00:00:08,530 --> 00:00:10,850 on something from outer space. 4 00:00:11,150 --> 00:00:15,230 She might scare you, she can amuse you, 5 00:00:15,330 --> 00:00:18,190 but it can happen to you... 6 00:00:18,690 --> 00:00:20,200 tomorrow. 7 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:34,510 Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Kerry West. 8 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:38,050 I teach philosophy in the university of this city. 9 00:01:38,810 --> 00:01:41,270 The day I met for the first time the... 10 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:43,130 the “Twonky”, 11 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:46,130 woke up like every other Saturday in our city! 12 00:01:47,570 --> 00:01:49,430 Children sleeping quietly, 13 00:01:50,140 --> 00:01:53,590 husbands eating peacefully breakfast with their wives, 14 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:57,130 Happy Citizens on their way to work! 15 00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:01,060 Yes! Everything was normal in our city! 16 00:02:01,980 --> 00:02:04,850 Except on the roof of my house, 17 00:02:05,010 --> 00:02:09,010 where something new and diabolical was going on. 18 00:02:11,110 --> 00:02:13,250 We will now inside my office 19 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:17,480 where I'll have a nice conversation with Carolyn, my wife. 20 00:02:18,150 --> 00:02:20,880 And television was for you. 21 00:02:20,930 --> 00:02:23,160 To keep you company during my absence. 22 00:02:23,460 --> 00:02:25,960 Good darling. But by the time you come back 23 00:02:25,990 --> 00:02:27,420 if my classes allow it, 24 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:30,890 I promise you that everything will remain in order in the house. 25 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:38,010 Kerry, that's my cab! I'm going to miss my plane! 26 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:42,290 I'll get your suitcases! 27 00:02:43,540 --> 00:02:45,570 And remember that I wrote you this list! 28 00:02:45,590 --> 00:02:48,620 Make sure Maybelle uses the new vacuum cleaner, not the old one. 29 00:02:48,640 --> 00:02:49,760 Let's go, please! 30 00:02:49,780 --> 00:02:52,430 And in case I forgot to clean the drain... 31 00:02:52,460 --> 00:02:54,890 And don't let the water run hot in the bathroom! 32 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:56,540 And turn off the basement light... 33 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:58,410 and hang up the wet towels! And... 34 00:02:58,430 --> 00:03:00,850 And if I go to the dining room, to put on my hat, 35 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:02,970 - because the ceiling plaster is falling! - Oh, my darling! 36 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,820 You will greet your sister for me. Tell him I checked the file. 37 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:09,090 - She writes The Story of the Show. - Oh, I will! 38 00:03:14,020 --> 00:03:16,240 Oh, wait, wait! You see, I almost forgot! 39 00:03:16,270 --> 00:03:20,600 The poison is on the shelf from the top where there is alcohol! 40 00:03:20,620 --> 00:03:22,790 And it's in a bottle Langston brand. 41 00:03:22,940 --> 00:03:24,580 And Kerry, believe in yourself! 42 00:03:24,610 --> 00:03:27,370 Honey, my love, I love you, goodbye! 43 00:03:27,990 --> 00:03:29,090 - Goodbye ! - Goodbye ! 44 00:03:41,830 --> 00:03:44,470 So my dear wife is gone visit his sister! 45 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:47,110 Having little knowledge, but inside the house... 46 00:03:47,250 --> 00:03:48,800 the expectation, for me was... 47 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:51,360 But come in with me! 48 00:03:51,830 --> 00:03:53,480 See for yourself. 49 00:04:11,900 --> 00:04:14,580 How to use your new TV. 50 00:04:16,530 --> 00:04:19,850 Welcome to the happy family home television. 51 00:04:20,550 --> 00:04:22,650 Trust to your local newspaper to find out 52 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,440 channels and programs. 53 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:38,040 Channel 2: "Trilby's Problems". 54 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:41,330 Channel 6: “Cars and Motors”. 55 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:45,290 Channel 5: "Pantomime Winner Ham Quiz". 56 00:04:46,090 --> 00:04:50,170 Channel 8: “The new season of old films”. 57 00:04:50,710 --> 00:04:52,140 It's soup! 58 00:05:06,030 --> 00:05:07,450 Thank you ! 59 00:06:25,930 --> 00:06:29,670 Gosh, I'm sorry Professor, but I forgot to collect. 60 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:31,930 And the boss is gonna rip my heart out 61 00:06:31,950 --> 00:06:34,450 if I don't come back with money Monday morning! 62 00:06:35,340 --> 00:06:36,740 It's a joke! 63 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:41,720 Yeah it's meant to be $100 down payment! 64 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:44,190 See or see! 65 00:06:44,870 --> 00:06:46,700 But I don't have 100 dollars! 66 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:49,240 All I have is 5 bucks! 67 00:07:09,090 --> 00:07:11,090 I had $5! 68 00:07:11,750 --> 00:07:13,980 He said $100! 69 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:18,160 Oh, I'm not going to pay! 70 00:07:18,910 --> 00:07:20,380 I will not pay for a post... 71 00:07:21,290 --> 00:07:22,680 You get him out of here! 72 00:07:22,930 --> 00:07:24,430 Take it out right away! 73 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:25,850 You... 74 00:07:25,870 --> 00:07:27,410 are you kidding? 75 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:34,910 Hey ! Look at all that money! 76 00:07:37,450 --> 00:07:40,330 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 40, 50, 77 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:43,760 60, 70, 80, 78 00:07:43,790 --> 00:07:47,160 90, 95... 79 00:07:49,150 --> 00:07:50,710 $100! 80 00:07:54,190 --> 00:07:55,670 One hundred dollars ! 81 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:57,970 I thought you didn't have them! 82 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:00,700 She's my wife, she must have left some. 83 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:05,070 Yeah, mine hides it so well that I can never have! 84 00:08:05,670 --> 00:08:08,300 Hey ! Here's the receipt, huh! 85 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:11,510 Go slowly! I will see you soon. 86 00:08:22,940 --> 00:08:24,450 Another cup of coffee! 87 00:08:33,340 --> 00:08:34,780 Who is here ? 88 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:36,860 Is it you, Mr. the convenience store? 89 00:09:58,590 --> 00:10:01,270 Kerry, are you there boy? 90 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:03,020 I am here. 91 00:10:03,220 --> 00:10:06,850 What are you doing here again this morning? A little energy, my boy! 92 00:10:09,630 --> 00:10:13,220 I was hoping this would happen when the cat is gone! 93 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:17,410 - It is certainly nervous! - Oh yes ! 94 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:22,050 Coach Trout, I called you because I have a television... 95 00:10:22,070 --> 00:10:23,510 who moves! 96 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:26,130 - Sit down. - My God ! 97 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:29,140 I often see televisions who walk around! 98 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:31,860 Yesterday again, on the soccer field... 99 00:10:32,250 --> 00:10:36,040 I saw a television get it wrong on the crossbar. 100 00:10:36,550 --> 00:10:37,920 Listen ! 101 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:40,370 What a cat... 102 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:44,690 do not go... 103 00:10:45,650 --> 00:10:47,160 to fishing ! 104 00:11:44,220 --> 00:11:45,830 I say it's impossible! 105 00:11:45,930 --> 00:11:47,240 Impossible ! 106 00:11:47,350 --> 00:11:48,900 But it's not even plugged in! 107 00:11:49,060 --> 00:11:51,210 - Yeah, you do it! - Oh no ! 108 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:53,430 We don't do that kind of stuff without knowing it! 109 00:11:53,450 --> 00:11:55,180 Alright, let's leave that to science. 110 00:11:55,210 --> 00:11:57,650 Come on, let's flip it to see what's inside. 111 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:03,050 One two three... 112 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:08,800 But it's impossible ! 113 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:12,210 I remember moving something like that in... 114 00:12:12,270 --> 00:12:15,830 1906, it seems to me that it was a trick who weighed 250 kg... 115 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:18,160 and with two French girls! 116 00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:22,490 I believe that I broke my back! 117 00:12:23,300 --> 00:12:24,580 Nope... 118 00:12:25,170 --> 00:12:26,690 these are the suspenders. 119 00:12:27,490 --> 00:12:30,000 We have to consider everything, 120 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:31,700 and from the start. 121 00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:34,000 You wouldn't have taken a cold snap? 122 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,200 The answer is obvious. 123 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:39,300 You accompany me home. 124 00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:43,000 In my crypt-laboratory, I have what you need. 125 00:12:55,070 --> 00:12:57,080 My special vintage has no effect! 126 00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:59,610 My own formula is however very effective ! 127 00:13:00,090 --> 00:13:04,320 Noget, black molasses, some grapes, 128 00:13:04,430 --> 00:13:05,940 Tabasco-sauce... 129 00:13:06,150 --> 00:13:08,040 and Dash gasoline. 130 00:13:09,110 --> 00:13:11,190 Don't be so disturbed, my boy. 131 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:15,340 It's just a case among all those of our nation! 132 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:18,300 Induced by suggestion on mental stress. 133 00:13:19,790 --> 00:13:21,750 Sometimes I surprise myself! 134 00:13:22,050 --> 00:13:23,850 Now, what does all this mean? 135 00:13:24,290 --> 00:13:27,320 Well everyone thinks of me like poor Coach Trout. 136 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:28,930 What did he know? 137 00:13:28,950 --> 00:13:31,840 Just the building of Our Lady and a retraining. 138 00:13:32,140 --> 00:13:33,870 But I studied, boy. 139 00:13:33,990 --> 00:13:36,230 Psychology, Freud... 140 00:13:36,450 --> 00:13:38,010 then other things. 141 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:40,990 Now you worked very hard in college. 142 00:13:41,870 --> 00:13:45,640 And for the first time in ten years, your wife is far from you. 143 00:13:45,740 --> 00:13:48,450 You have to learn not to take more than a cup of coffee. 144 00:13:48,590 --> 00:13:51,050 And she leaves a television instead! 145 00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:53,510 You are very tired, my boy! 146 00:13:53,730 --> 00:13:55,360 You have hallucinations. 147 00:13:55,390 --> 00:13:57,590 Like what this television would be your wife! 148 00:13:58,100 --> 00:13:59,610 Curry Deam... 149 00:13:59,730 --> 00:14:01,650 seven points on the Escobar. 150 00:14:01,690 --> 00:14:03,650 But you have seen it too! 151 00:14:04,550 --> 00:14:07,280 Even Einstein called That's mysteries! 152 00:14:08,060 --> 00:14:10,550 Can I serve you? This is delicious. 153 00:14:10,930 --> 00:14:12,870 In the very basement of this house, 154 00:14:12,980 --> 00:14:15,440 I crushed the grapes with my feet. 155 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,080 I got it ! The answer ! 156 00:14:22,230 --> 00:14:24,640 Freud! The great Freud! 157 00:14:24,790 --> 00:14:26,820 We were probably unconscious. 158 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:29,760 What does my subconscious have to do with this infernal television? 159 00:14:29,780 --> 00:14:31,130 Wood ! 160 00:14:31,630 --> 00:14:34,420 Now lie down. Relax ! 161 00:14:35,590 --> 00:14:36,970 I am a friend. 162 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:39,390 Now, please, please! 163 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:43,370 Let me explore the opacity of each of your neuroses... 164 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:45,080 your psychosis. 165 00:14:45,270 --> 00:14:46,680 Well, there it is. 166 00:14:47,740 --> 00:14:49,590 If I remember correctly, 167 00:14:49,970 --> 00:14:51,980 first you close your eyes. 168 00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:53,100 Try now. 169 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:55,580 Then, then, then you relax completely. 170 00:14:56,340 --> 00:14:57,740 You accompany me ? 171 00:14:58,530 --> 00:14:59,920 Vitamins ! 172 00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:03,760 I would like to try, please. 173 00:15:03,790 --> 00:15:05,240 You look so confident! 174 00:15:05,270 --> 00:15:06,560 I thank you... 175 00:15:09,130 --> 00:15:10,550 Thanks ! 176 00:15:13,910 --> 00:15:15,630 Now we will begin. 177 00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:17,540 We're going... 178 00:15:17,570 --> 00:15:19,340 start, with your childhood... 179 00:15:19,740 --> 00:15:21,170 childhood... 180 00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:22,930 my childhood... 181 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:25,000 my miserable childhood... 182 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:28,450 I was thinking... 183 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:30,700 I am going to tell you something. 184 00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:34,260 My soccer teams haven't won a match for 6 years! 185 00:15:36,540 --> 00:15:38,230 But they can't find me... 186 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:41,540 I own the first mortgage on the stadium! 187 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:45,900 Women confuse me! 188 00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:48,990 All my life, every time I think of women, 189 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:51,820 i think fried fish with potatoes! 190 00:15:52,790 --> 00:15:53,920 Why is that ? 191 00:15:53,940 --> 00:15:55,910 I think you should sleep now, 192 00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:57,440 please. 193 00:15:57,950 --> 00:16:01,140 This television is a revolution, 194 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,800 it's a twonky! 195 00:16:03,490 --> 00:16:04,840 Twonky? 196 00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:07,510 I had a twonky when I was a kid. 197 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,410 But a twonky is something you don't know what it is... 198 00:16:12,410 --> 00:16:14,550 you don't know what it is... 199 00:16:15,410 --> 00:16:17,150 you do not... 200 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,440 Now you will excuse me, but I think I'll go home. 201 00:16:27,470 --> 00:16:30,240 I have to prepare my conference for Monday morning. 202 00:16:33,390 --> 00:16:35,040 The women... 203 00:19:14,610 --> 00:19:16,040 We stop ! 204 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:55,520 What is the problem with Mozart? 205 00:20:50,220 --> 00:20:52,140 Hello? Hello ! 206 00:20:52,430 --> 00:20:55,820 - Hello my darling, did you sleep well? -Carol... 207 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,780 What happened, did you stay awake? 208 00:20:59,020 --> 00:21:01,660 - Oh no, no... - Oh dear... 209 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:04,770 You have a problem, did you stay up late with the tv? 210 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:08,130 Kerry, are you there? 211 00:21:10,550 --> 00:21:13,170 I think yes... 212 00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:14,990 You have a future! 213 00:21:15,010 --> 00:21:16,490 How is your work going? 214 00:21:16,580 --> 00:21:18,520 Very good... 215 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:21,590 - TV... - Oh, she's good! 216 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,110 That's why I called you! 217 00:21:24,130 --> 00:21:26,630 can i stay here as long as I want? 218 00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:29,750 It's good... uh... 219 00:21:29,770 --> 00:21:32,110 that's to say... stay as long 220 00:21:32,130 --> 00:21:34,150 whatever you want, darling! 221 00:21:35,030 --> 00:21:36,650 Oh, how cute! 222 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,110 I will hang up and let you go to church! 223 00:21:39,140 --> 00:21:40,650 Ah yes, to the church. 224 00:21:40,670 --> 00:21:42,090 Goodbye, honey! 225 00:21:42,410 --> 00:21:43,790 Goodbye, Carol. 226 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:10,290 But I'm just shaving my face! 227 00:22:24,420 --> 00:22:26,670 Any time, any time! 228 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:29,350 We risk having a bad surprise ! 229 00:22:29,570 --> 00:22:31,070 Get on this side! 230 00:22:32,290 --> 00:22:33,610 A cigarette ! 231 00:22:33,630 --> 00:22:35,480 Cigarettes! Take it ! 232 00:22:36,620 --> 00:22:38,570 Hurry up ! Now ! 233 00:22:41,420 --> 00:22:42,870 I got it ! 234 00:22:42,930 --> 00:22:44,870 Oh, they'll believe us now! 235 00:22:45,890 --> 00:22:47,370 I did it for... 236 00:22:48,180 --> 00:22:50,360 Stop that, you don't have a fuse box! 237 00:22:50,730 --> 00:22:53,550 Don't put your dirty stains on my pictures! 238 00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:57,530 When the scientist Tommy Jones will see that... 239 00:22:57,950 --> 00:23:00,300 i will be a zionist businessman in soccer! 240 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:03,730 A physics teacher full time, dammit! 241 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,370 He shaved me today! 242 00:23:13,650 --> 00:23:15,050 It was friendly! 243 00:23:15,110 --> 00:23:18,140 It wasn't friendly it drove me crazy! 244 00:23:22,470 --> 00:23:24,950 Please I don't want to listen to this kind of thing! 245 00:23:24,980 --> 00:23:26,250 What ? 246 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:34,480 No reason, no mind, nothing alive in there! 247 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,540 I'm there, it's a robot! 248 00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:38,490 - A robot ? - A mechanical man! 249 00:23:39,030 --> 00:23:41,800 Who the hell outside of Hollywood can make a mechanical man? 250 00:23:41,830 --> 00:23:43,610 One was made, this one! 251 00:23:44,350 --> 00:23:45,810 Find me a chair. 252 00:23:46,580 --> 00:23:49,010 - What are you doing ? - I'm calling the TV store. 253 00:23:50,310 --> 00:23:52,830 I wonder how so few people can barbecue! 254 00:23:52,860 --> 00:23:55,200 Oh, it's Sunday I had completely forgotten about that! 255 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,980 What is the definition of a “single formation”? 256 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,550 How many steps to make a “drop cake”? 257 00:24:04,810 --> 00:24:06,990 I better find the answers myself! 258 00:24:07,020 --> 00:24:09,720 Oh, Mr. Robot! Mister robot! 259 00:24:09,940 --> 00:24:11,510 Will you tie my tie? 260 00:24:11,530 --> 00:24:12,980 Please, I can't. 261 00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:15,270 Whenever you want, please. 262 00:24:17,940 --> 00:24:20,030 Maybe this servant has only one master! 263 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:21,950 Come come ! 264 00:24:22,970 --> 00:24:24,430 You, try! 265 00:24:29,910 --> 00:24:32,100 It's you ! It only serves you! 266 00:24:32,130 --> 00:24:34,560 You are the master, he is your slave! 267 00:24:34,690 --> 00:24:38,510 You're so good, he can't to serve you, to protect you, 268 00:24:38,570 --> 00:24:41,230 and even act like a personal bodyguard! 269 00:24:41,350 --> 00:24:42,800 We will do an experiment ! 270 00:24:44,220 --> 00:24:47,010 One two three... ! 271 00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:50,060 - What happened ? - My leg ! 272 00:24:50,090 --> 00:24:51,920 I can't put it down anymore! 273 00:24:59,630 --> 00:25:01,420 He's an old man You know. 274 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:04,730 It's incredible, this sudden contraction! 275 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:06,830 But I gave him sedatives, 276 00:25:06,850 --> 00:25:09,480 and he will sleep soundly until tomorrow morning. 277 00:25:09,710 --> 00:25:11,880 Are you sure that you don't want a nurse? 278 00:25:11,900 --> 00:25:13,740 Oh no, I will take care of him personally, 279 00:25:13,770 --> 00:25:15,950 and tomorrow our servant will take over! 280 00:25:15,970 --> 00:25:17,430 Well that will be perfect! 281 00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:20,850 In a few days, maybe we can take him home. 282 00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:23,000 Thereby, you will no longer have any responsibility. 283 00:25:23,030 --> 00:25:25,360 Oh, by the way, your TV... 284 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:27,340 I knew when I passed, 285 00:25:27,380 --> 00:25:29,920 that might be a good idea to take him upstairs, 286 00:25:29,980 --> 00:25:33,730 and place it near the bedside of Coach Trout. 287 00:25:34,770 --> 00:25:36,110 He never... 288 00:25:36,140 --> 00:25:37,800 forget some... 289 00:25:38,030 --> 00:25:39,400 of his difficulties. 290 00:25:39,430 --> 00:25:41,590 - Something wrong, Mr. West? - No no ! 291 00:25:41,620 --> 00:25:44,720 - I'll give you a pick-me-up! - Oh, no, no, I'm fine now. 292 00:25:44,740 --> 00:25:46,930 I have to prepare my conference for tomorrow. 293 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,770 Oh, it will take you forever to do that! 294 00:25:48,790 --> 00:25:50,280 Well, have a nice day... 295 00:25:50,350 --> 00:25:52,760 and, I'm also close what is your phone! 296 00:25:52,780 --> 00:25:54,150 Thank you, Doc. 297 00:26:37,780 --> 00:26:39,400 Philosophy 101 Lecture 298 00:26:39,430 --> 00:26:41,940 Individualism is the basis of great art. 299 00:27:22,270 --> 00:27:27,040 Freedom of expression is the pr... 300 00:27:49,190 --> 00:27:51,050 I have to write my big book! 301 00:27:51,460 --> 00:27:52,870 I have to do it ! 302 00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:20,500 FREEDOM volume one 303 00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:30,200 THE LIFE OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN 304 00:28:39,540 --> 00:28:44,120 PASSION THROUGHOUT THE AGES 305 00:29:08,310 --> 00:29:10,450 - Hello, Mr. West. - Hello, Maybelle. 306 00:29:10,490 --> 00:29:12,300 Is Mr. West okay? 307 00:29:12,330 --> 00:29:13,820 Oh, yes, for Mr. West, it's fine, 308 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:16,250 but for Coach Trout in his room, 309 00:29:16,450 --> 00:29:19,630 do what is necessary for him, me, I have to lecture for my class. 310 00:29:19,650 --> 00:29:21,260 He has a paralyzed side! 311 00:29:21,300 --> 00:29:23,560 Well, sure! How did he do that? 312 00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:25,760 He fell ! 313 00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:29,110 Mr West! 314 00:29:29,770 --> 00:29:31,620 You celebrated! 315 00:29:32,310 --> 00:29:35,640 Glory be! You finally have a TV! 316 00:29:35,660 --> 00:29:38,020 Don't touch that! Never touch that! 317 00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:40,430 Well you think it's to make it "chic" 318 00:29:40,460 --> 00:29:42,240 with a screen of 16 only? 319 00:29:42,290 --> 00:29:43,940 Mine is 20 inches! 320 00:29:56,990 --> 00:29:59,110 58, 59 seconds... 321 00:29:59,390 --> 00:30:00,580 20 minutes late! 322 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,290 Bravo, Mr. West, once again! 323 00:30:02,470 --> 00:30:04,910 I am sorry, stay seated ladies and gentlemen! 324 00:30:13,810 --> 00:30:15,770 Please, please respect the order! 325 00:30:18,090 --> 00:30:20,910 The subject of our conference, today is... 326 00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:23,160 is... 327 00:30:23,700 --> 00:30:26,240 The subject of our conference of the day is, uh... 328 00:30:27,300 --> 00:30:29,470 individualism in the army. 329 00:30:29,730 --> 00:30:32,530 No, no, I don't think so! 330 00:30:32,850 --> 00:30:34,160 In fact... 331 00:30:34,810 --> 00:30:37,520 our conference of the day will be on... 332 00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:41,790 Passion Through the Ages! 333 00:30:49,070 --> 00:30:50,660 A great artistic talent... 334 00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:53,730 A great artistic talent! 335 00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,800 The beautiful Countess de la Motte, at the end of the 18th century, 336 00:30:57,820 --> 00:30:59,540 took five lovers. 337 00:30:59,570 --> 00:31:01,400 Towards the end of the 16th century, 338 00:31:01,430 --> 00:31:04,660 in an abbey, was born the famous champagne... 339 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:23,060 I'm not going to argue. I don't even have to discuss it. 340 00:31:23,230 --> 00:31:24,700 Just get him out of my house! 341 00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:26,950 Out of my life! You hear me, out of my life! 342 00:31:26,980 --> 00:31:29,700 My dear Mr. West, can i, can i remind you, 343 00:31:29,730 --> 00:31:32,450 what you have there a delicate electronic device! 344 00:31:32,570 --> 00:31:35,750 It's not that at all! Rather a metallic monster! 345 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,860 A Twonky, you delivered me a Twonky! 346 00:31:38,890 --> 00:31:40,160 My dear Mr. West! 347 00:31:40,180 --> 00:31:42,940 It pains me to tell you what you drank! 348 00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:45,800 Why does a man who speaks the truth, is according to you, 349 00:31:45,820 --> 00:31:47,210 a guy who was drunk? 350 00:31:47,470 --> 00:31:49,840 please go shout elsewhere! ! 351 00:31:50,810 --> 00:31:52,160 I don't shout! 352 00:31:52,180 --> 00:31:54,310 I just say it from the bottom of my soul. 353 00:31:54,340 --> 00:31:57,140 Take out this infernal instrument from home right now! 354 00:31:57,220 --> 00:31:59,100 And I won't pay the rest! 355 00:32:04,470 --> 00:32:05,640 My dear Mr. West... 356 00:32:05,700 --> 00:32:09,120 According to our records, you are not the contractor. 357 00:32:10,290 --> 00:32:13,010 - What am I not? - You are not the contractor. 358 00:32:13,070 --> 00:32:15,400 Ms. West is committed for purchasing this post. 359 00:32:15,420 --> 00:32:16,930 And in this case, 360 00:32:16,950 --> 00:32:20,080 Mrs. West is the only one who could complain about it. 361 00:32:20,150 --> 00:32:23,470 I don't make complaints I'm making a statement! 362 00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:25,740 The device license... 363 00:32:26,210 --> 00:32:27,950 the execution form... 364 00:32:27,980 --> 00:32:30,590 I ask you to take it off from home immediately! 365 00:32:30,910 --> 00:32:32,210 Mr West... 366 00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:35,940 I have many years of experience in installment payment products. 367 00:32:36,410 --> 00:32:39,010 And with all this experience, I had many husbands... 368 00:32:39,030 --> 00:32:41,520 who tried to take advantage their wife's purchases, 369 00:32:41,540 --> 00:32:43,880 in order to get money to spend for... 370 00:32:43,930 --> 00:32:45,520 God knows what! 371 00:32:45,540 --> 00:32:47,420 But I don't encourage anyone to do that! 372 00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:50,320 Your wife has $100 in credit this morning, 373 00:32:50,350 --> 00:32:52,780 and they will stay here until she returns! 374 00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:58,970 In effect, it does not work properly, 375 00:32:58,990 --> 00:33:01,210 the outdoor antenna has not been connected. 376 00:33:01,270 --> 00:33:03,980 Now, I'll find you a convenience store. 377 00:33:04,010 --> 00:33:07,400 I'll go even further than that, I will give you a new post! 378 00:33:07,430 --> 00:33:10,330 But I won't cancel the debt of your wife! 379 00:33:11,380 --> 00:33:13,980 I'm fed up, I'm leaving! I'm sick of this TV! 380 00:33:14,010 --> 00:33:16,560 I'm off, I'm fed up! 381 00:33:18,930 --> 00:33:21,600 Now I'm going home! Fed up, I'm not coming back here! 382 00:33:21,620 --> 00:33:24,500 Maybelle, what's going on? 383 00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:25,930 I've had it up to here ! 384 00:33:27,710 --> 00:33:30,600 Coach Trout! Coach Trout, where are you? 385 00:33:30,620 --> 00:33:32,370 I'm here, come up! 386 00:33:37,530 --> 00:33:39,160 Come in, come in, boys! 387 00:33:40,250 --> 00:33:42,440 My dear football team! 388 00:33:42,470 --> 00:33:44,360 How I waited for you! 389 00:33:44,510 --> 00:33:47,550 Seeing your phone call, we came right away! 390 00:33:47,570 --> 00:33:49,220 Say, how do you feel? 391 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:51,500 Horrible, I'll explain later. 392 00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:54,510 - Say, guys, are you with me? - Of course they are! 393 00:33:54,650 --> 00:33:56,460 Even if we didn't win a game in six... 394 00:33:56,490 --> 00:33:57,700 You talk too much ! 395 00:33:57,730 --> 00:33:59,590 You are going to do something for me. 396 00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:02,740 In the old school I want you to go there, 397 00:34:02,770 --> 00:34:04,650 to take iron bars from it, some pics, 398 00:34:04,730 --> 00:34:08,990 and then go to the living room downstairs, and forward, smash the Twonky! 399 00:34:09,050 --> 00:34:11,090 - The Twonky? - The Twonky himself! 400 00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:14,450 The TV set! Not a little, give the max! 401 00:34:14,590 --> 00:34:17,070 But, coach, our matches were not televised! 402 00:34:17,090 --> 00:34:18,970 No, I'm serious here. Listen to me... 403 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:22,170 go down there, and destroy this TV! 404 00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,570 - But, coach... - Oh, shut up, Susie! 405 00:34:24,590 --> 00:34:26,410 Did you hear the coach? Let's go ! 406 00:34:26,430 --> 00:34:27,780 Oh, thank you. 407 00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:30,180 Use iron bars! Go ahead, guys! 408 00:34:30,210 --> 00:34:32,480 And for the return you expect the rear! 409 00:34:32,510 --> 00:34:33,860 And if the backs call... 410 00:34:33,890 --> 00:34:35,380 You turn around, guys! 411 00:34:35,770 --> 00:34:36,960 Fixed ! 412 00:34:37,670 --> 00:34:39,630 1... 2... 3... 413 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,560 1... 2... 3... 414 00:34:42,300 --> 00:34:44,430 - Hey, girl! - Yes, coach! 415 00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:46,740 You'd do better to go too! 416 00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:49,950 I'm in no condition today for fries! 417 00:34:56,940 --> 00:34:58,760 Hurry up, I want to replace. 418 00:34:58,780 --> 00:35:00,980 It's my back, not your back! 419 00:35:01,350 --> 00:35:03,200 I'll be with you in a minute, coach ! 420 00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:10,620 What a mess! 421 00:35:21,470 --> 00:35:25,080 Kerry, answer me! I get out of bed, I come! 422 00:35:25,190 --> 00:35:26,950 I'll be with you in a minute! 423 00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:31,930 What happened ? Answer me, tell me! 424 00:35:32,650 --> 00:35:36,510 I... have... no... complaints... 425 00:35:41,970 --> 00:35:43,920 You, tell me, what happened? 426 00:35:44,050 --> 00:35:48,400 I... have... no... complaints... 427 00:35:49,790 --> 00:35:52,770 I'm going home... 428 00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:54,760 What do you have, dude ? 429 00:35:56,030 --> 00:35:58,290 No... complaints... 430 00:35:59,700 --> 00:36:01,200 Please what happened? 431 00:36:01,670 --> 00:36:03,490 No... complaints... 432 00:36:04,260 --> 00:36:06,350 You ! Tell me what happened here! 433 00:36:06,660 --> 00:36:09,330 No... complaints... 434 00:36:11,330 --> 00:36:12,680 You... 435 00:36:12,700 --> 00:36:14,260 tell me what happened! 436 00:36:14,660 --> 00:36:17,920 I... have... no... complaints... 437 00:36:18,650 --> 00:36:21,940 I'm going home... 438 00:36:24,710 --> 00:36:26,290 How can you bear them? 439 00:36:26,310 --> 00:36:28,870 I tell you that these kids can drink anything! 440 00:36:31,490 --> 00:36:34,200 Kerry, Kerry, what's going on down there? 441 00:36:34,220 --> 00:36:35,940 Talk to me, hurry up! 442 00:36:38,130 --> 00:36:40,950 They're mixing benzene... 443 00:36:40,990 --> 00:36:42,620 and this new thing... 444 00:36:42,740 --> 00:36:44,730 they call it “cocktail”! 445 00:36:45,330 --> 00:36:46,600 Ho... 446 00:36:46,630 --> 00:36:48,070 What's your problem ? 447 00:36:53,350 --> 00:36:54,980 Look at this ! 448 00:36:57,290 --> 00:36:59,500 No outlet, no power! 449 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,580 And they thought they understood! 450 00:37:02,230 --> 00:37:03,760 What idiots! 451 00:37:06,370 --> 00:37:07,630 Well... 452 00:37:07,650 --> 00:37:09,590 I will plug in the new one, 453 00:37:10,170 --> 00:37:11,750 the boss said so! 454 00:37:18,860 --> 00:37:21,280 A guy like him needs entertainment... 455 00:37:21,410 --> 00:37:23,130 His wife is gone! 456 00:37:24,350 --> 00:37:27,140 He is also lonely than a hunting dog 457 00:37:27,170 --> 00:37:29,360 locked up on a rainy day! 458 00:37:35,850 --> 00:37:37,430 Ok baby ! 459 00:37:38,500 --> 00:37:39,930 You go outside! 460 00:37:44,390 --> 00:37:45,590 But what... 461 00:37:47,780 --> 00:37:49,090 Wait a minute ! Wait... 462 00:37:49,630 --> 00:37:50,850 wait... wait... 463 00:37:50,870 --> 00:37:52,630 At...at...wait a minute! 464 00:37:53,530 --> 00:37:56,190 Ah, Kerry... 465 00:37:58,070 --> 00:38:00,790 So you're being smart, huh? 466 00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:23,260 Hello... hello... here... the robot... 467 00:38:23,300 --> 00:38:25,710 7... 4... 3... B... 3... 2... 468 00:38:25,740 --> 00:38:29,540 model...medium...medium... to register... 469 00:38:29,650 --> 00:38:33,370 coach...maybe... injure... 470 00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:40,150 my client is alone ...immediately... request 471 00:38:42,530 --> 00:38:44,030 The customer is not happy. 472 00:38:44,720 --> 00:38:46,280 Listen to this ! 473 00:38:48,370 --> 00:38:50,340 - I call the police ! - Go ahead ! 474 00:38:52,260 --> 00:38:54,830 I understand this twonky now. 475 00:38:55,270 --> 00:38:57,750 I called to my scientific friends... 476 00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:00,920 They told me we had already robots in our world! 477 00:39:00,950 --> 00:39:02,370 The only problem is... 478 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:05,000 than an atomic super brain like this one below 479 00:39:05,060 --> 00:39:07,570 can have its own will, his reason... 480 00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:09,490 make your own choices! 481 00:39:09,660 --> 00:39:11,330 Change its appearance! 482 00:39:12,310 --> 00:39:15,020 He can move with its own energy! 483 00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:20,030 They told me that the scientists of our time are far from there! 484 00:39:23,900 --> 00:39:25,570 What if he came from another world? 485 00:39:26,310 --> 00:39:30,030 No... of our world, a century in the future! 486 00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:33,730 But what the hell are you talking about? 487 00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,910 I'm telling you... one of those robots, 488 00:39:37,110 --> 00:39:40,060 one of these twenty twonkies from the future, 489 00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:43,020 fell on its own dimension of time at 2 hours. 490 00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:48,590 Fallen in time? 491 00:39:48,910 --> 00:39:50,690 You don't read science fiction? 492 00:39:52,820 --> 00:39:57,050 Our universe is curved, Einstein proved it! 493 00:39:57,230 --> 00:40:00,820 Now I know the system, and also the time, 494 00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:05,120 here is the past, the present, and the future. 495 00:40:05,790 --> 00:40:07,450 It's easy to get from here to here! 496 00:40:11,210 --> 00:40:13,570 But it's only a TV! 497 00:40:18,090 --> 00:40:20,100 It looks like a TV. 498 00:40:20,300 --> 00:40:21,690 I mean. 499 00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:25,430 When I speak of its time dimension at 2 o'clock, 500 00:40:25,730 --> 00:40:29,370 this is a production line of TV, 501 00:40:29,390 --> 00:40:31,280 or a TV store! 502 00:40:32,110 --> 00:40:33,660 But this super-intelligence, 503 00:40:33,690 --> 00:40:36,350 still don't know where the absence of danger for her! 504 00:40:36,380 --> 00:40:38,810 So she immediately traded its shape... 505 00:40:38,900 --> 00:40:41,560 for a form that we would understand! 506 00:40:41,790 --> 00:40:44,000 A very safe form and acceptable. 507 00:40:44,030 --> 00:40:45,800 Who knows what it looks like! 508 00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:48,610 A car with strange wheels, 509 00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:50,270 flesh or plastic arms, 510 00:40:51,210 --> 00:40:52,620 synthetic blood. 511 00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:02,080 Why me ? Why do they have to take me? 512 00:41:02,990 --> 00:41:06,820 I believe it's from the future world what comes this twonky! 513 00:41:06,850 --> 00:41:08,830 Every home, every family... 514 00:41:08,950 --> 00:41:12,850 has its own twonky to answer to the demands of a superstate. 515 00:41:14,170 --> 00:41:16,220 I said, a great state! 516 00:41:17,250 --> 00:41:20,490 He's a secret detective. But it's no secret! 517 00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,750 There's a place in every home to serve, 518 00:41:23,940 --> 00:41:28,100 to regulate every thought according to the requirements of the super state. 519 00:41:29,850 --> 00:41:32,200 He comes to continue this with you, now ! 520 00:41:34,010 --> 00:41:36,830 We can stop it! We will pulverize the beast! 521 00:41:37,290 --> 00:41:39,900 - I have a crowbar down there! - Nope... 522 00:41:44,170 --> 00:41:45,520 It's an axe! 523 00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:58,000 He got you too! 524 00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:02,000 I found it... 525 00:42:05,510 --> 00:42:07,100 A small effort ! I wasn't even in the room! 526 00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:11,100 Impossible... to move it... 527 00:42:11,740 --> 00:42:13,780 Is he stuck to the ground? 528 00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:27,110 I can't spin it! 529 00:42:29,060 --> 00:42:32,030 you have boots that cross the ground? 530 00:42:43,940 --> 00:42:47,210 - Are you a magician? - The robot ! 531 00:42:47,700 --> 00:42:51,250 - We do not deliver this material! - A mechanical man! 532 00:43:00,260 --> 00:43:05,390 This is our 17K12 model! 533 00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:10,290 No... I... am... a robot... 7.4.3.B.3... 534 00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:14,200 I make...models... experimental... there is... the... K712 535 00:43:16,410 --> 00:43:17,790 You see what I mean ? 536 00:43:17,810 --> 00:43:20,220 Now get him out of here! Get him out of here right now! 537 00:43:24,310 --> 00:43:25,610 I... 538 00:43:25,900 --> 00:43:28,290 I'll tell the bosses! 539 00:43:32,590 --> 00:43:34,960 Tell them! Yes, tell them everything! 540 00:43:35,210 --> 00:43:36,910 Tell them it's from the future! 541 00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:00,430 Are you hurt ? 542 00:44:00,660 --> 00:44:04,370 I don't know what you're talking about! 543 00:44:06,090 --> 00:44:08,490 I feel good... 544 00:44:10,700 --> 00:44:13,070 I'm going home now. 545 00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:19,150 I have no complaints... 546 00:44:34,590 --> 00:44:36,500 You made it very clear to me! 547 00:44:36,540 --> 00:44:38,710 I understand this mechanism, now. 548 00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:42,340 Will you stop walking? Now listen to me! 549 00:44:43,710 --> 00:44:45,820 There is no doubt than this robot 550 00:44:45,890 --> 00:44:48,630 is able to create a blockage in your head. 551 00:44:49,030 --> 00:44:51,360 An electric wave enters the brain, 552 00:44:51,380 --> 00:44:54,350 and eliminates what the Twonky don't want you to think! 553 00:44:54,580 --> 00:44:56,710 And put in your head, some ideas, too! 554 00:44:56,740 --> 00:44:58,990 These words that sound like a complaint! 555 00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:00,680 It's a Twonky talking. 556 00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:03,640 We talked ! Carol was on the loudspeaker! 557 00:45:03,830 --> 00:45:04,950 What ? 558 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,860 He just said something about robot, 559 00:45:06,890 --> 00:45:09,080 or something on an experimental model. 560 00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:10,680 Experimental? 561 00:45:10,700 --> 00:45:12,550 Then it must be eliminated immediately! 562 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:16,630 If it is an experimental model, maybe there's only one left! 563 00:45:16,890 --> 00:45:19,620 let's eliminate it, and we can change the future! 564 00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:21,080 - I call the police ! - Nope ! 565 00:45:21,110 --> 00:45:22,220 Not the authorities! 566 00:45:22,250 --> 00:45:25,230 You want the Twonky to show up in the form of a policeman? 567 00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:27,370 Yes why not ? 568 00:45:28,030 --> 00:45:30,650 He changed shape once, he could do it again! 569 00:45:31,540 --> 00:45:34,100 The boys visited to a Santa Claus, or... 570 00:45:35,060 --> 00:45:36,720 Satan himself! 571 00:45:38,050 --> 00:45:39,910 We have to try again right now, 572 00:45:39,940 --> 00:45:42,130 this TV will phone there, now ! 573 00:45:42,790 --> 00:45:44,570 We have to think... 574 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,550 When you drop me off I won't be able to do anything anymore. 575 00:45:55,830 --> 00:45:59,120 I told Charlie not to buy anything on the installment plan! 576 00:45:59,510 --> 00:46:01,130 I will pay the ransom. 577 00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:03,220 I can eliminate it all right now ! 578 00:46:03,300 --> 00:46:06,410 And if you reduce your twonky, we won't talk about it anymore! 579 00:46:06,710 --> 00:46:08,160 What how ? 580 00:46:21,140 --> 00:46:24,670 - The Twonky is here! - Then stay here! 581 00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:26,730 You ! 582 00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:29,580 - I did not receive an invitation! - You do not understand ? 583 00:46:30,030 --> 00:46:33,100 It only acts according of what he believes is good for his safety! 584 00:46:33,130 --> 00:46:35,450 It keeps your leg paralyzed for this reason ! 585 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:39,700 Now try to get up, just now ! 586 00:46:41,580 --> 00:46:43,390 Get up, get up! 587 00:47:06,350 --> 00:47:07,850 Look at your leg! 588 00:47:08,930 --> 00:47:11,510 I... have... no... complaints... 589 00:47:13,310 --> 00:47:14,870 Be careful with your leg! 590 00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:17,340 For the moment, I just want to get out of here! 591 00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:20,940 - Welcome ! - Climb up and bring them all down! 592 00:47:20,970 --> 00:47:22,900 Hurry up ! Everyone in this area! 593 00:47:23,750 --> 00:47:25,710 Is there anyone there? Wait ! 594 00:47:25,940 --> 00:47:27,970 - I protest ! - You left this place? 595 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,870 Of course not, I am an author, you are making a big mistake! 596 00:47:30,900 --> 00:47:34,070 You made a big mistake trafficker and his accomplice! 597 00:47:34,100 --> 00:47:36,360 - M... m... me? - My boy... 598 00:47:36,540 --> 00:47:37,950 Speak, confess! 599 00:47:38,170 --> 00:47:40,220 Are you involved in an illicit project? 600 00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:42,000 Whatever ? 601 00:47:42,020 --> 00:47:43,360 There's no one here, Sergeant! 602 00:47:44,030 --> 00:47:46,460 Where are you staying ? Answer, where are you staying? 603 00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:49,230 Who do you work for? What else are you up to? 604 00:47:49,260 --> 00:47:51,210 - But I do not... - You called on that phone. 605 00:47:51,240 --> 00:47:53,710 - You were talking about bringing stuff here! - Me ? 606 00:47:53,730 --> 00:47:56,950 Yes you ! You said that on the phone! 607 00:47:57,030 --> 00:47:58,430 Me, did I say that? 608 00:48:00,660 --> 00:48:01,980 So speak! ! 609 00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,170 What's the use of talking... 610 00:48:04,620 --> 00:48:06,400 you will never believe me! 611 00:48:06,430 --> 00:48:07,650 Do not move ! 612 00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:09,720 Did you guys have on it? 613 00:48:09,740 --> 00:48:11,080 But who the hell are you? 614 00:48:11,110 --> 00:48:12,390 The Treasury Department. 615 00:48:12,420 --> 00:48:13,980 Did you guys on this case? 616 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,740 What is of interest here, Treasury Dept? 617 00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:17,960 What joke ! 618 00:48:18,070 --> 00:48:19,680 This guy is a counterfeiter. 619 00:48:20,460 --> 00:48:23,690 Kerry, my boy, you have not been wise! 620 00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:27,660 $95 of the most beautiful counterfeit bills that you have ever seen! 621 00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:29,030 $95? 622 00:48:29,690 --> 00:48:31,060 You, it's you! 623 00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:33,300 Yeah, I know you paid the TV with! 624 00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:35,650 Alcatraz is calling you, bro! 625 00:48:35,690 --> 00:48:38,320 No, no, that's not it! It's the twonky! 626 00:48:38,350 --> 00:48:40,640 It's that twonky, not me! It's a robot! 627 00:48:40,660 --> 00:48:43,740 An automat ! He speaks and do anything! 628 00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:45,360 You'll see... 629 00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:53,630 It's not a TV! 630 00:48:56,370 --> 00:48:57,630 He's there ! ! 631 00:48:58,670 --> 00:49:00,780 This guy has a television in the body ! 632 00:49:00,810 --> 00:49:03,310 Alright, that's enough! Come on, my brother! 633 00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:05,650 No no no ! 634 00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:07,220 Leave it! 635 00:49:09,030 --> 00:49:11,810 Stop, he's innocent! 636 00:49:12,150 --> 00:49:17,720 Take them down... take them down... 637 00:49:34,210 --> 00:49:37,230 I do not have any... complaint... 638 00:49:37,260 --> 00:49:39,530 No... complaints... 639 00:49:39,820 --> 00:49:41,900 No... complaints... 640 00:49:43,240 --> 00:49:45,020 No... complaints... 641 00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:47,050 No... complaints... 642 00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:48,640 No... complaints... 643 00:49:48,670 --> 00:49:50,340 No... complaints... 644 00:49:53,110 --> 00:49:55,120 After all these emotions, my boy... 645 00:49:55,150 --> 00:49:57,590 I believe you will need of a glass with my formula... 646 00:49:59,410 --> 00:50:01,090 and a hacksaw! 647 00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:15,580 Hello, hello, is that you, Kerry? It's Carolyn! 648 00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:18,360 My sister had a baby ! 6 pounds! 649 00:50:18,430 --> 00:50:23,840 Hello...are you... 650 00:50:23,930 --> 00:50:25,250 Who is this ? 651 00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:27,180 Who am I talking to? 652 00:50:27,430 --> 00:50:29,000 Where are you talking about? 653 00:50:29,020 --> 00:50:32,410 This is 432... Mapple... Street... come...immediately... 654 00:50:32,430 --> 00:50:35,690 my... client... will be... soon... home. 655 00:50:36,450 --> 00:50:38,370 Well, I never... 656 00:50:39,490 --> 00:50:40,810 Helen! 657 00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:43,530 Helen, where's my suitcase? 658 00:51:59,210 --> 00:52:02,620 There's a twonky in this house! 659 00:52:11,210 --> 00:52:13,370 You have been intoxicated! 660 00:52:16,110 --> 00:52:18,190 The coach is a brave soldier! 661 00:52:23,470 --> 00:52:26,690 Alcohol is used only as a preservative! 662 00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:35,700 It's packed with vitamins! 663 00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:48,950 Pity, pity me! 664 00:52:56,830 --> 00:53:00,900 I'm not afraid of you, light up, giant cigar! 665 00:53:02,050 --> 00:53:03,720 And I will prove it to you! 666 00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:20,420 I'm sober... 667 00:53:22,130 --> 00:53:23,930 a hostile sober. 668 00:53:25,710 --> 00:53:27,590 It's forbidden too, huh? 669 00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:31,250 Man can't even escape of your time, isn't it? 670 00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:34,280 So what is it in your time? 671 00:53:34,420 --> 00:53:37,590 Yes or no, thanks for the channel, Sir ? 672 00:53:39,980 --> 00:53:41,950 Well, go back to your time! 673 00:53:42,110 --> 00:53:43,920 I don't want you and don't need you! 674 00:53:44,240 --> 00:53:46,370 Anyway, what's good? Security ? 675 00:53:46,420 --> 00:53:49,010 Of course I want security, but not at your price! 676 00:53:49,380 --> 00:53:51,970 I may be defective, but that's my kind of fault! 677 00:53:52,340 --> 00:53:54,730 By God, it is my right to be like this! 678 00:53:55,170 --> 00:53:57,750 Go back, go back now! 679 00:54:05,100 --> 00:54:08,830 Hello, can I come in? The door was slightly open. 680 00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:11,940 - Do you wish? - The neighbors informed me. 681 00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:15,760 I'm glad to have found you. 682 00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:18,330 Young lady, I'm afraid you're wrong, 683 00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:19,630 this is not the right home. 684 00:54:19,660 --> 00:54:20,800 A mistake, no! 685 00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:23,240 I think that if ! 686 00:54:23,290 --> 00:54:26,070 I had a terrible day, you wouldn't believe it, but... 687 00:54:26,180 --> 00:54:28,480 it's past 10 o'clock, would you mind... 688 00:54:28,550 --> 00:54:30,020 A glass ! 689 00:54:30,950 --> 00:54:32,300 Young lady... 690 00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:41,300 What's in there, concentrated acid? 691 00:54:41,330 --> 00:54:43,380 Girl, listen to me, it's almost 11 o'clock, 692 00:54:43,410 --> 00:54:45,840 and it's not scotch, it's a chemical! 693 00:54:45,860 --> 00:54:47,310 Its good ! 694 00:54:48,170 --> 00:54:50,610 I burned my vocal cords! 695 00:54:54,380 --> 00:54:57,120 - Let's do the accounts, shall we? - Please get out... 696 00:54:57,550 --> 00:54:59,030 Calm down ! 697 00:54:59,940 --> 00:55:01,670 I'm not... 698 00:55:01,850 --> 00:55:05,340 86 dollars and 56 cents! 699 00:55:05,930 --> 00:55:08,510 - I beg your pardon ? - I will tell you a story. 700 00:55:08,580 --> 00:55:10,980 Once a woman who was married 701 00:55:11,010 --> 00:55:12,790 to a university professor, 702 00:55:12,810 --> 00:55:15,380 liked to buy stuff, and she did! 703 00:55:16,270 --> 00:55:18,390 End of story, except... 704 00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:20,820 sometimes she loses her memory regarding payment! 705 00:55:22,070 --> 00:55:25,370 - You are a collector! - We can say it this way! 706 00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:29,900 I bring economic justice to the poor storekeeper left behind. 707 00:55:30,450 --> 00:55:31,750 For the moment... 708 00:55:32,890 --> 00:55:35,670 it is a department store in Sioux City, Iowa. 709 00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:39,980 My wife said she warned for money... 710 00:55:40,090 --> 00:55:41,440 one year ago ! 711 00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:43,070 But of course, charming young man! 712 00:55:43,420 --> 00:55:45,240 We don't cash no deposit. 713 00:55:45,450 --> 00:55:48,510 I'm just a poor girl who makes his place in this world! 714 00:55:51,020 --> 00:55:52,950 you want to fix it with champagne? 715 00:55:53,170 --> 00:55:55,590 Carolyn, Carolyn! 716 00:55:56,870 --> 00:55:58,170 Carolyn! 717 00:55:58,200 --> 00:56:01,780 The Yankee Collection Agency, it's me, boy! 718 00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:04,020 That's 86 dollars 56 cents. 719 00:56:04,270 --> 00:56:05,990 You avoid legal costs. 720 00:56:06,470 --> 00:56:08,650 Do you mind giving me a robot part, 721 00:56:08,670 --> 00:56:10,430 because anyway I will bounce! 722 00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:12,900 You mean that you live in this beautiful... 723 00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:16,880 train station and you don't have 86 dollars 56? 724 00:56:16,900 --> 00:56:21,200 My wife inherited it from a grandmother who hated me! 725 00:56:30,030 --> 00:56:32,400 - You're not leaving? - Nope ! 726 00:56:33,170 --> 00:56:35,080 But you can't not sit there! 727 00:56:36,490 --> 00:56:38,100 I am built for this! 728 00:56:40,780 --> 00:56:44,150 But, but... dear girl, it's almost midnight! 729 00:56:45,090 --> 00:56:47,040 And then it will be 1 o'clock... 730 00:56:47,170 --> 00:56:48,810 then 2 hours... 731 00:56:50,450 --> 00:56:51,660 then 3... 732 00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:55,140 But a man in my situation can't keep you here! 733 00:56:55,260 --> 00:56:58,580 86 dollars and 56 cents! 734 00:56:58,890 --> 00:57:01,400 But I haven't $86 and 56 cents! 735 00:57:01,970 --> 00:57:04,780 Tomorrow ! I will have my check of the University, tomorrow! 736 00:57:04,810 --> 00:57:07,160 Wonderful, I will wait. 737 00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:10,190 But you can't wait here, I explained it to you! 738 00:57:10,210 --> 00:57:13,130 And I will explain to you! With my last 500 dollars, 739 00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:16,100 I regularized an old account, account exhausted, the guy told me! 740 00:57:16,490 --> 00:57:20,450 And with that, I used up my pumps, by dint of walking to collect them! 741 00:57:20,550 --> 00:57:23,430 But everyone plays dead or is in the Army, 742 00:57:23,450 --> 00:57:25,260 or they move like the equinox 743 00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:28,510 in Nova Scotia, Florida, or in New Hampshire! 744 00:57:29,450 --> 00:57:31,590 Oh...except you! 745 00:57:32,060 --> 00:57:33,550 I'll wait ! 746 00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:37,010 But that is not possible! I call the police ! 747 00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:38,690 Will you? 748 00:57:39,170 --> 00:57:42,510 Oh no... no! Stop it, do something! 749 00:57:42,540 --> 00:57:44,670 Do something, do you hear me? I can not stand it anymore ! 750 00:57:44,700 --> 00:57:46,700 I take this risk, Do something ! 751 00:57:46,730 --> 00:57:49,900 You will be fine in the street, my brother ! 752 00:57:49,980 --> 00:57:52,170 all day stuff that I didn't need, 753 00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:53,630 and there you go! 754 00:57:53,750 --> 00:57:55,090 Fuck you now! 755 00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:57,190 You whore! 756 00:57:59,990 --> 00:58:03,510 Good night ! Don't forget to close the door! 757 00:58:36,620 --> 00:58:39,210 Open to me! Let's find an agreement. 758 00:58:41,860 --> 00:58:44,820 - 86 dollars and 56 cents! - You're taking a bath! 759 00:58:45,270 --> 00:58:47,040 Why wouldn't I? 760 00:58:50,090 --> 00:58:51,980 Because it's my bathtub! 761 00:58:58,010 --> 00:58:59,400 Kerry, are you okay? 762 00:59:00,190 --> 00:59:01,560 Are you fine ? 763 00:59:01,710 --> 00:59:03,060 - Show me your tongue. - What ? 764 00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:05,060 Show me your tongue ! Quick ! 765 00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:07,290 Quick ! 766 00:59:08,300 --> 00:59:10,110 Doctors always do that. 767 00:59:10,530 --> 00:59:12,440 For me, it's just a language! 768 00:59:12,690 --> 00:59:14,390 I don't have time to play... 769 00:59:14,420 --> 00:59:17,430 - I will see you later. - I want to talk to you now! 770 00:59:17,460 --> 00:59:20,220 You acted in a weird way last night. 771 00:59:20,300 --> 00:59:22,230 I remember that you have... 772 00:59:22,330 --> 00:59:23,790 discussed my legs! 773 00:59:24,310 --> 00:59:26,300 You have been a lot too focused! 774 00:59:26,330 --> 00:59:27,980 Why don't you relax? 775 00:59:28,070 --> 00:59:30,100 Stay at home, and enjoy your TV! 776 00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:33,420 Lark, nice lark! 777 00:59:33,980 --> 00:59:36,770 Uh, it's the twonky! Now it's a girl! 778 00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:38,550 A girl ? Turn off that bad radio! 779 00:59:38,570 --> 00:59:40,460 I'll be back to see how you are! 780 00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:43,950 - Yes, we'll talk better tonight! - I'll come back to see you! 781 00:59:43,980 --> 00:59:45,460 That's see you tonight 782 00:59:52,290 --> 00:59:53,850 Hello Professor... 783 00:59:54,420 --> 00:59:55,640 Eh ? 784 00:59:56,050 --> 00:59:58,250 I came for the job... 785 00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:01,530 - The post ? - Of TV... 786 01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:04,470 with two antennas. 787 01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:08,440 The store sends me for the broken one... 788 01:00:23,060 --> 01:00:24,670 Want to know something? 789 01:00:25,260 --> 01:00:27,700 I have no affection. 790 01:00:29,220 --> 01:00:32,620 On a road coming here, a guy hit my front wing. 791 01:00:32,650 --> 01:00:33,850 No insurance! 792 01:00:33,870 --> 01:00:35,610 $50 for my car! 793 01:00:39,510 --> 01:00:43,030 Sure... do you really think you can pull it off? 794 01:00:43,110 --> 01:00:44,540 This morning... 795 01:00:44,620 --> 01:00:46,630 my wife was to serve coffee... 796 01:00:46,810 --> 01:00:48,150 She gives me milk... 797 01:00:48,510 --> 01:00:50,600 I received everything on my knees! 798 01:00:55,100 --> 01:00:56,350 No, don't do that! 799 01:00:56,380 --> 01:00:59,260 You are in no condition! You risk hurting your back. 800 01:00:59,980 --> 01:01:01,820 What's the matter, sir? 801 01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:05,000 I have no affection. 802 01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:08,020 This post does not work. 803 01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:10,130 I take it out of here! 804 01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:12,210 Think you can lift it? 805 01:01:12,540 --> 01:01:14,020 Are you kidding? 806 01:01:14,670 --> 01:01:16,740 Come on, my baby! 807 01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:28,260 Want a receipt? 808 01:01:28,610 --> 01:01:30,700 No no ! 809 01:02:19,750 --> 01:02:23,220 Miss "Payment Collection"! I would like to talk to you ! 810 01:02:23,330 --> 01:02:25,070 You didn't go looking your check? 811 01:02:25,100 --> 01:02:26,910 I have a proposal for you. 812 01:02:26,940 --> 01:02:29,560 - Well ? - Oh, please! 813 01:02:29,900 --> 01:02:33,820 - Please come over here. - Oh ! I bet you called! 814 01:02:36,540 --> 01:02:37,840 The ! 815 01:02:38,700 --> 01:02:41,730 - There what? - You recover your few 56 cents! 816 01:02:42,100 --> 01:02:44,410 - Did you take care of it? - Practically new! 817 01:02:44,550 --> 01:02:46,790 - It's only two days! - What is the problem ? 818 01:02:46,820 --> 01:02:50,050 I assure you that it works efficiently! 819 01:02:50,460 --> 01:02:53,480 - Is it hot? - It's still cold! 820 01:02:56,530 --> 01:02:58,150 can you sign me a deed of sale? 821 01:02:58,380 --> 01:03:00,670 If necessary, it will be written with my blood! 822 01:03:00,690 --> 01:03:02,150 Well, no need to go that far! 823 01:03:02,170 --> 01:03:04,270 - Wait a minute... - Eh ? 824 01:03:04,370 --> 01:03:06,860 Yesterday you kicked to that thing, I saw you! 825 01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:08,810 Won't you take me for a pitcher? 826 01:03:09,050 --> 01:03:11,260 - But he is completely intact! - No sale! 827 01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:14,100 Get out! 828 01:03:14,130 --> 01:03:15,870 - In five minutes... - What ? 829 01:03:15,930 --> 01:03:17,930 If you haven't gone out in five minutes... 830 01:03:18,200 --> 01:03:19,750 I will kill myself! 831 01:03:19,830 --> 01:03:22,970 You hear me ? As I tell you, I will kill myself! 832 01:03:22,990 --> 01:03:25,020 I will take poison and I will hang myself! ! 833 01:03:25,050 --> 01:03:26,830 Hey, you're back here! 834 01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:28,960 Oh, what a bundle of nerves! 835 01:03:29,050 --> 01:03:31,040 Alright, poison yourself! 836 01:03:31,070 --> 01:03:33,860 But you put $86.56 on the table! 837 01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:37,320 And who follow men and then tell me what you know, but... 838 01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:54,750 Kerry, where are you? 839 01:03:55,370 --> 01:03:58,610 Kerry West, a woman was seen near here, 840 01:03:58,630 --> 01:04:01,250 running in the street, naked as a worm! 841 01:04:01,310 --> 01:04:04,610 You hear me, a woman! As if she had taken a bath... 842 01:04:04,720 --> 01:04:06,350 in this house ! 843 01:04:06,700 --> 01:04:08,830 Have you nothing to say? 844 01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:11,760 Hello... 845 01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:28,030 Alright Kerry... 846 01:04:28,170 --> 01:04:29,700 I believe you. 847 01:04:30,460 --> 01:04:31,890 Carolyn... 848 01:04:32,100 --> 01:04:35,090 Oh, I'm so scared! Oh Kerry, you should get rid of it! 849 01:04:35,150 --> 01:04:37,110 Carol, I have a plan. 850 01:04:37,130 --> 01:04:39,420 - What can you do ? - I can't tell you. 851 01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:41,430 Stay here, I'll be back! 852 01:04:42,190 --> 01:04:43,690 Be careful ! 853 01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:48,570 I guess I'm going to the meeting, now ! 854 01:04:57,170 --> 01:04:59,020 This is an important meeting! 855 01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:00,860 We will write... 856 01:05:00,970 --> 01:05:02,040 a news... 857 01:05:02,070 --> 01:05:04,120 Declaration of Independence ! 858 01:05:17,250 --> 01:05:19,680 You come here! Come on, I don't have all day! 859 01:05:19,750 --> 01:05:22,720 - What was sent to me? - I'm bringing you this ! 860 01:05:30,460 --> 01:05:34,590 You and your antenna you will end up electrifying someone! 861 01:05:40,230 --> 01:05:42,030 you keep quiet, you let me drive, and... 862 01:07:56,350 --> 01:07:57,710 I'm going to run out of gas! 863 01:07:57,740 --> 01:08:00,730 My wife is having a baby in the hospital quickly, please! 864 01:08:00,750 --> 01:08:02,550 Oh, come up, come up! 865 01:08:04,140 --> 01:08:06,680 I have just finished change tires! 866 01:08:11,180 --> 01:08:14,430 Calm down, we will arrive for the birth. 867 01:08:23,330 --> 01:08:24,550 What is that ? 868 01:08:25,780 --> 01:08:28,250 It's just the trunk that I forgot to close! 869 01:08:33,500 --> 01:08:37,660 You naive men! You take it all as a joke! 870 01:08:37,950 --> 01:08:40,430 But I will take time to take you there, 871 01:08:40,650 --> 01:08:44,220 because I know the hospital in your city, only since yesterday! 872 01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:53,020 I bought this vehicle when I arrived in New York. 873 01:08:53,050 --> 01:08:56,250 I believe that's what you Americans are calling... 874 01:08:56,400 --> 01:08:58,200 a good deal ! 875 01:09:06,060 --> 01:09:07,830 You drive fast, huh? 876 01:09:08,510 --> 01:09:10,170 Sure ! 877 01:09:17,500 --> 01:09:18,890 Look, look! 878 01:09:19,300 --> 01:09:20,730 Look left! 879 01:09:21,520 --> 01:09:23,040 Are you trying to tell me 880 01:09:23,060 --> 01:09:26,390 how should i drive my own vehicle? 881 01:09:26,900 --> 01:09:29,350 Madam, listen, I lied! 882 01:09:29,400 --> 01:09:31,910 I'm not having a baby so please stop! 883 01:09:31,930 --> 01:09:34,930 Actually I told you I'll take you to the hospital 884 01:09:34,960 --> 01:09:37,790 before the birth of your child. 885 01:09:37,890 --> 01:09:39,350 And I will! 886 01:09:39,480 --> 01:09:42,750 Now stop telling me how to drive! 887 01:09:42,770 --> 01:09:45,280 But you're bad side of the road! 888 01:09:45,300 --> 01:09:48,770 - Not in England, anyway! - But you're not in England! 889 01:09:48,790 --> 01:09:52,420 Young man, it is one of the English qualities 890 01:09:52,450 --> 01:09:54,570 don't give in to the pressure! 891 01:09:54,600 --> 01:09:57,090 - And that's the case ! - But you are wrong! 892 01:09:57,120 --> 01:10:01,930 At my age, it's my divine right what to deceive me! 893 01:10:06,030 --> 01:10:07,950 You are absolutely right. 894 01:10:08,190 --> 01:10:10,860 It's your divine right to deceive you! 895 01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:24,220 I smell something burning! 896 01:10:24,700 --> 01:10:26,340 It must be temperature. 897 01:10:30,800 --> 01:10:32,740 It's hot in here ! 898 01:10:35,850 --> 01:10:37,330 What the hell is it? 899 01:10:37,350 --> 01:10:39,610 The Twonky, please stop! 900 01:10:56,900 --> 01:10:58,840 Don't try to talk, honey. 901 01:11:00,850 --> 01:11:03,800 I... walk... a... 902 01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:06,410 - Who ? - Oh, you're fine! 903 01:11:06,440 --> 01:11:08,970 You have a broken fibula, a broken ankle, 904 01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:10,420 and the fractured tibia! 905 01:11:10,710 --> 01:11:13,700 - The twonky? - The police found it in the wreckage. 906 01:11:13,730 --> 01:11:16,520 The twonky is simply shattered into a thousand pieces! 907 01:11:20,460 --> 01:11:21,750 Maybe... 908 01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:23,670 maybe I fixed the future! 909 01:11:25,530 --> 01:11:27,060 Do not do that ! 910 01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:29,800 I turn it on myself! Never forget that ! 911 01:11:30,090 --> 01:11:31,490 Ah, there you are! 912 01:11:31,570 --> 01:11:33,370 I thought about to what you could miss 913 01:11:33,390 --> 01:11:36,580 while you came back to fix the TV at the store. 914 01:11:36,710 --> 01:11:38,280 And for your recovery... 915 01:11:38,300 --> 01:11:40,870 I have a big surprise for you! 916 01:11:40,910 --> 01:11:43,070 Oh boy, come on! 917 01:11:46,500 --> 01:11:48,180 He is exactly like the one you had! 918 01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:53,400 He is not beautiful ? 919 01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:56,930 It's the twonky! Take it away from here! 920 01:12:08,500 --> 01:12:11,800 END