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N [ Video Game Music]
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N [ Continues]
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Come on.
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Geez.
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N [ Theme Changes]
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[Sighs]
This fuckin' thing.
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Fuckirf-
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Fuck!
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Fuckin' piece of shit.
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Fuckin' piece of-
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[ Man]
No, it's Persona 4. The same thing.
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Why do I have to spend
every evening fishing...
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when I could be studying for-
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You knovv, increasing my stats and-
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[ Mutters ]
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Can I call you back? That's awesome. Cool.
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Yeah. No, dude. I'll talk to you tomorrow.
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- See you.
- [ Handset Settles In Cradle]
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Hey, come on in. Sorry about that.
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Little bit of, uh, afternoon business.
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My name is James. Nice to meet you.
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Yeah, I'm Marty.
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So, Marty, they say you're looking
to close your checking account.
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- Yep.
- [ Pen Clicking]
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Any specific reason
that you want to leave First Federal?
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- Not really.
- Oh. Okay.
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Just let me or one
of my team members know...
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ifthere is anything that vve can do...
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- to improve ourselves in the future, okay?
- Oh, totally.
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And your last name, Marty?
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- Jackitansky. J-A-C-K-l-T-A-N-S-K-Y.
- [ Chuckles ]
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Oh, Whoa. “Y”?
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- Did you say?
- Yeah. S-K-Y.
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Okay, sorry.
Could you just start from the beginning?
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J-A-C-K-l-T-A-N-S-K-Y.
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K-Y. Is that Polish?
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White Russian.
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Most people think Polish.
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Jackitansky. Yeah, that makes sense.
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Well! Let's get the paperwork going.
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- Got the day off today?
- On break.
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Well, vve will make this quick and painless.
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I dorft Want them to wonder Where you are.
[ Chuckles ]
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No, that's cool, man.
They dorft even know that I'm gone.
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[ Laughs ]
Yeah.
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Oh, man, I can tell you,
I feel the same Way on my lunch break.
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- [ Chuckles ]
- No. I mean they think I'm still there.
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I've been gone for, like, two hours.
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Uh, so Where do you Work?
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First Federal.
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This building?
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No. The branch clown on Washington,
Mortgage Department.
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I'm a temp,
so they clon't keep track of us very well.
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Okay. Oh.
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Uh-
[ Exhales ]
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Yeah, let's get clown to business.
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I'm just gonna need you
to sign a fevv things.
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There we go.
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Down at the bottom, please.
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Just like that right clown there...
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and signature and date.
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- Okay.
- [ Clears Throat ]
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So hovv would you like
your remaining balance returned to you?
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Cash or cashiefis check?
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Cash is fine. Doesrft matter.
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I'll just go get your balance
from one of the tellers.
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Any specific Way you Want your money?
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It really doesrft matter.
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Okay. One moment.
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[Chattering Faint]
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[ James ]
Okeydokey. Here vve go.
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We got 100, 200, 50, 55...
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and 38 cents.
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- That's yours. This one is mine.
- Great.
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Is there anything else
that vve can do for you today?
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Uh, yeah, actually.
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All right. What would that be?
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I'd like to take advantage
of your free-checking promotion.
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I'm sorry. W-What's-
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The sign on the Window says you get $50..
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If you open a free checking account.
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Well, there are stipulations.
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You knovv, you can't just close one account
and open up another one.
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Why not?
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Well, first of all,
it doesrft apply to employees.
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I'm a temp.
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Well, then, uh...
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do you know that you need your checking
account to stay open for six months...
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or else there's a penalty?
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There vvasrft a penalty
when you just closed mine.
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And hovv long was it open?
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Today I happen to be celebrating...
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the six-month anniversary
of opening that account.
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[ Chuckles ]
Wh-
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Come on.
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Come on, you-
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This is a waste of my time.
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Not mine.
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You know you work for us'?
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I'm a temp.
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Doesrft look good at all.
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[Whispering]
It doesrft matter.
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Th-There's also
a minimum deposit required...
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to be eligible for the promotion.
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Well, I happen to have $255.38 right here.
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So-
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Can I ask you once again What was vvrong with
your original checking account?
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It's irrelevant.
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So you're just trying to cheat the system.
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Absolutely.
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For $50.
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Absolutely.
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[Typing 1
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[ Woman ]
Oh, my gosh.
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Marty, you've been gone for like an hour.
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Actually, Stacy,
ifs been more like three hours.
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- Hey, did my supplies come in yet?
- No.
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And I dorft believe
you vvere gone for three hours.
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I'm not stupid.
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[Whispering]
Dude.
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- Dude, check this out.
- What?
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New music CD from my CD pal Tariq.
[ Sniffles ]
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L-low long was that break, man'?
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- Three hours.
- Three hours?
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- You are gonna get busted, man.
- No, I won't.
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What were you doing for three hours?
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Man, I got the nuggets on three lives.
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Oh, yeah, right.
You carft even get to 'em on 25 lives.
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I did it, so suck it.
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- That game's stupid anyway.
- No, ifs sweet.
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[ Sighs ]
You ready for this, man?
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Come on.
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I think this is gonna be something
you really like.
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Okay, here we go.
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N [ Electronic Pop]
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Feel it for a second.
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Mmm, mmm, mmm. Mmm. You like this?
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I: [Humming]
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Mmm. Kubes.
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- Whatever. Sit clown, Kubiak.
- Sorry, Kubes.
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Mmm. Mmm.
You dorft like this stuff, man?
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- It's not my thing.
- Oh, dude.
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- Come by at 5:30.
- Why?
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I brought in my subvvoofers from home.
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- What, are you gonna party in the office?
- Oh, totally. Totally.
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- Come by, dude.
- Yeah, sounds sweet.
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It Will be.
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Employee of the week nominations,
they just came out.
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- Mm-hmm.
- I might be up, Carol said.
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- Oh, cool.
- it'll be my fourth one in two years.
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Wow.
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[ Scoffs ]
You haven't been nominated once, dude.
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- No, I haverft.
- If you get six of 'em in one year...
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that's a 25-cent bonus.
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- What do you think about that?
- I doh't care, man.
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- I'm done with this crap job.
- You say that all the time.
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No, but I mean it, man. I dorft need it.
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I'm sick of Wasting my time here.
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I can make money anywhere.
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Oh, yeah, What, just like cheat McDonalcfs
for the rest of your life?
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Well, I got bigger things-
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Busy, guys?
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Um, I am.
I dorft know about Marty though, so-
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Oh, he's bothering me.
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- Good-bye, Derek.
- [ Scoffs ]
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Nice, dude. Butthole.
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- I have an easyjob for you, Marty.
- Cool.
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These came back as undeliverable...
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so try to look these people up
in the system...
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and if the address isrft updated...
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try to call them and get a current address.
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Otherwise, try the White Pages.
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Okay'? We just need
to make sure we have the right address.
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They're just some small checks for taxes
that they've overpaid on.
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Well-
[Sighs]
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I'll get to it, Carol, but, you know...
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I got a lot goin' on around here, so-
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You know What?
I'd like this finished by Friday.
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Okay? Whatever you carft find,
just give back to me.
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- Okay.
- All right. Thank you, Marty.
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Yep.
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[Sighs]
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Hello. This is Martin Jackitansky
from First Federal Mortgage.
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I was just calling to let-
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Say, hello?
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[ Scoffs ]
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Whatever.
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I was just calling to let you know
we got an envelope here that-
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No, please hold on. You're gonna Want to
hear this. This is good HEW-
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[ Stacy]
Marty, why do you even need this stuff?
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You know, we clon't
even have this type of printer.
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And this label maker?
This is like a $50 label maker.
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And these pens are
the most expensive pens in the catalog.
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And a heavy-duty stapler?
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Why do you even need this stuff?
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What do you care'? We work at a bank.
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And we're temps.
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Well, I'm getting hired in next month.
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That sounds terrible.
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[Sighs]
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- Hey, Carol.
- Hey, Marty.
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Uh, just gonna take
some stuff clown to Recycling here.
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Uh, that's fine,
but you know vve have people that do that.
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- Right?
- Yeah, I understand that...
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but, um, it was getting pretty full...
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and I just figured I'd grab a breath
of fresh air, you know.
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Well, okay. Suit yourself.
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Okay.
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Hey, Mom. It's me, Marty.
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I got your card in the mail today.
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Yeah. No, that's fine.
I forget it every year too.
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The reason I'm calling is,
you made the check out to Dana.
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Wait. What?
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I dorft know hovv to do that.
What do you mean?
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Just write my name on the back?
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All right, Whatever. it's cool.
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Yeah, everything's good at vvork. Yeah.
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No, ifs, uh-
They even asked me to be manager today.
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So that's pretty cool.
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Might do that.
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No, I- I've been good about it.
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Hey.
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No.
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Hey, Mom, I gotta go. Okay? I got a-
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I got a bunch of people Waiting for me.
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They're taking me out to dinner tonight, so-
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Yeah. Friends.
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Yeah, I got, like, 1O of 'em.
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Okay, anyway- Yeah.
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All right. Later.
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N [ Speakers." Heavy Metal]
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N [ Volume Increases]
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N [ Man Singing, lndistinct]
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N [ Song Slows]
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N [ Normal Speed]
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N [ Slows]
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Hey, vvhafs up, Zach?
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Uh, pretty good
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Ah. More returns. All right.
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You know it.
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Got some weird toner stuff.
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Uh-
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Ooh. Roller ball.
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Hmm.
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Stapler.
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All right, in-store credit or cash?
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Come on, dude.
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[Chuckles]
All right. Cash. Hang on.
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Uh, then an
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Then-
[ Groans ]
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Looks like an Uh-
252
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:55,131
No, I bought 'em like two days ago.
253
00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,097
Okay.
254
00:16:02,594 --> 00:16:05,040
Wait, wait, wait. I'm sorry.
255
00:16:05,097 --> 00:16:07,771
Is this like a coupon for a free one...
256
00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:10,370
or is this just gonna be 50 cents off?
257
00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:11,574
What-
258
00:16:12,938 --> 00:16:14,645
Oh! Beautiful.
259
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:16,516
All right, great. Yeah. Thank you.
260
00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:18,316
- All right.
- [ Object Thumps]
261
00:16:18,377 --> 00:16:20,379
- [ Derek] Hey, who you talking to?
- Hey.
262
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:25,254
- Yeah, no, I'm here.
- He's a liar and a cheater.
263
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:27,297
- Dude!
- [ Chuckles ]
264
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,160
Yeah, also my mailing address.
Yeah.
265
00:16:30,222 --> 00:16:31,724
[Whispering]
Who you talking to?
266
00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:33,463
Okay. That's it?
267
00:16:33,525 --> 00:16:35,402
All right. Thank you.
268
00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:37,202
- What's this?
- All right. Yep.
269
00:16:37,262 --> 00:16:39,242
- What is this, dude?
- Definitely.
270
00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:41,107
Sure.
271
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:42,839
Yep. Bye.
272
00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:44,403
- Bye.
- What is this?
273
00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:45,847
- Dude!
- What?
274
00:16:45,904 --> 00:16:48,407
- Hey, come on.
- [ Chuckling ] What's this stupid drawing, man?
275
00:16:49,808 --> 00:16:53,312
- What is this thing?
- it's something I'm making, man.
276
00:16:54,079 --> 00:16:55,786
It's the plans.
277
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,691
This is plans for something you're making?
278
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,993
What is it, some Medieval butt-scratcher?
279
00:17:02,087 --> 00:17:03,589
It's a glove.
280
00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:05,464
- A glove?
- Yeah.
281
00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:08,768
- It's actually kind of svveet.
- Yeah.
282
00:17:08,827 --> 00:17:10,465
You're gonna make this?
283
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:12,406
With those things up there and stuff?
284
00:17:12,464 --> 00:17:14,671
Yeah. They're blades.
285
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,711
Well, this looks like
a third-grader did it, man.
286
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,272
This blueprint- The scale's Way off.
287
00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:20,840
Everything doesrft make sense.
288
00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:22,613
If you Want a sweet blueprint of this...
289
00:17:22,674 --> 00:17:24,449
I got this blueprint software
on my computer.
290
00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:26,615
I'll give it to you for free.
it'll be Way better.
291
00:17:26,678 --> 00:17:29,659
Don't bother, man.
I clon't ever even use my computer.
292
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:33,162
Yeah, What is that? You're scared of
technology and robots and stuff.
293
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:34,720
- With good reason.
- Yeah.
294
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,289
Come over to the party zone next week.
295
00:17:36,355 --> 00:17:37,959
I'm getting a new computer installed.
296
00:17:38,023 --> 00:17:40,264
That's gonna be
an awesome situation clown there.
297
00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:42,134
- What is this party zone?
- Party zone-
298
00:17:42,194 --> 00:17:44,504
I'm turning my basement into,
like, a party-zone thing, man.
299
00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:46,304
I've told you about it before.
300
00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:48,276
Hey, come on, man,
that's not your check, dude.
301
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,279
Whoa, vvhoa, Whoa.
That's not your check either.
302
00:17:50,335 --> 00:17:53,908
Well, it vvill be,
if I carft find this persorfs address.
303
00:17:53,972 --> 00:17:56,714
Those are the checks Carol gave you, huh?
304
00:17:56,775 --> 00:18:00,279
It does- You carft just
take someoneé check and make it yours, man.
305
00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:02,018
- It cloesrTt work like that.
- Yeah, I can.
306
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,357
I will do it- all the Way to the bank.
307
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:05,918
- To the bank?
- Mm-hmm.
308
00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:07,588
Dude, they're not gonna cash that.
309
00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:09,724
I've worked here
for three months longer than you.
310
00:18:09,788 --> 00:18:12,291
They can see the front and the back
of every one of those checks.
311
00:18:12,357 --> 00:18:14,200
You're gonna get in trouble, dude.
it's not gonna vvork.
312
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,500
I dorft think that's true, man.
I'll ask Carol.
313
00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:18,564
Ask her.
314
00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:20,576
I'm just gonna sign it over to myself.
315
00:18:20,632 --> 00:18:22,669
Hmm. So it'd be like the time
you were at Best Buy...
316
00:18:22,734 --> 00:18:25,044
- switching the price tags on the CDs.
- [ Mutters ]
317
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:28,108
Now that was hilarious, man.
This is what this is gonna be like.
318
00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:30,483
- It's not gonna be like that.
- Yeah, its gonna be like that.
319
00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:34,183
No. My mom told me that I just have
to sign the persorfs name-
320
00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:36,522
Whds this? Wayne Needler.
321
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:41,292
Just write Wayne... Needler.
322
00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:45,425
Pay to the order of...
323
00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:50,236
Martin... Jackitansky.
324
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:52,741
- That looks stupid.
- Ta-da.
325
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,074
Dude, What are you eating?
326
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,740
Like a Milky Way mini muncher
or something like that.
327
00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:00,875
It's gross, dude. Stand back. Geez.
328
00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:03,215
You're gonna get fired
for that, you know that.
329
00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:04,811
[ Scoffs ]
I vvish.
330
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:06,379
- You wish?
- Mmm.
331
00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:08,288
Dude, this job is awesome, man.
332
00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:10,156
Dude, no, ifs not, man.
333
00:19:10,215 --> 00:19:13,822
We get paid 9.50 an hour? That's bogus.
334
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:18,164
This crap mortgage company
doing this crap work.
335
00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:19,964
Fuck 'em.
336
00:19:20,025 --> 00:19:25,134
Marty, from this job alone
I got like $400 cash at my house.
337
00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:26,870
What do you think about that?
338
00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:31,176
Dude, in this stack alone, 2,000.
339
00:19:31,236 --> 00:19:34,274
- Novv that's the real deal.
- [ Scoffs ]
340
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:35,943
Doesrft matter. You're not gonna do it.
341
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,681
You're gonna wuss out, as always.
342
00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:39,245
You're not gonna do it.
343
00:19:39,311 --> 00:19:40,984
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
344
00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:42,753
- Yeah?
- Yeah. Not gonna happen.
345
00:19:43,882 --> 00:19:45,384
Check this out.
346
00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:03,569
Done.
347
00:20:03,635 --> 00:20:05,137
You're the wuss.
348
00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:09,343
Well, I'm gonna tell on you, so-
349
00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:11,854
Hey, man, no you're not.
You're not gonna say anything to anybody.
350
00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:14,117
- Okay, okay.
- You got it? Not Kubiak, not anybody.
351
00:20:14,179 --> 00:20:15,749
- You understand?
- Okay. Chill out.
352
00:20:15,814 --> 00:20:18,420
Ivvill strangle you.
lvvill break your neck and I will kill you.
353
00:20:18,483 --> 00:20:21,521
- You got it?
- Okay! Psycho, man. Relax.
354
00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:23,430
Geez.
355
00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:26,059
- Let's go to Taco Bell.
- Fuck Taco Bell.
356
00:20:26,925 --> 00:20:28,461
L-low can I help you'?
357
00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:31,667
I got this check from my mom.
358
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:36,076
The thing is that
she accidently made it out to my sister...
359
00:20:36,134 --> 00:20:38,444
and I'm not exactly sure hovv this Works...
360
00:20:38,503 --> 00:20:42,315
but she said it's okay
if I just signed my name on the back...
361
00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:44,445
and signed it over to myself,
and I could cash it that Way.
362
00:20:44,509 --> 00:20:48,013
Let's take a look here.
it's has to be a First Federal check.
363
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,821
- Yeah.
- Which it is.
364
00:20:49,881 --> 00:20:51,986
And ifs below vvhafs in your account...
365
00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:54,257
- so we can do that tor you today.
- Oh, great.
366
00:20:54,319 --> 00:20:57,425
- Yeah, it's only like 1 O bucks.
- Yeah.
367
00:20:59,825 --> 00:21:01,327
Is there anything else?
368
00:21:02,361 --> 00:21:03,999
Yeah. Um-
369
00:21:05,163 --> 00:21:08,007
I- I've got a few, uh, extras here...
370
00:21:08,066 --> 00:21:09,943
just like the last one...
371
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:12,744
Where they're signed over to myself.
372
00:21:12,804 --> 00:21:14,681
So- I mean, it's just-
373
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:16,742
Let's take a look. Um-
374
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:24,454
- Right. Well, they're all First Federal.
- Mm-hmm.
375
00:21:24,516 --> 00:21:27,497
And this is below What you have
in your account...
376
00:21:27,552 --> 00:21:30,465
- so vve can do that for you.
- Yeah, they're all small.
377
00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:34,795
And I can get cash back
for those checks right now?
378
00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:36,635
Um, yes.
379
00:21:36,695 --> 00:21:38,732
With checks that are signed over...
380
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:41,505
you just have to have
enough in your account to cover them...
381
00:21:41,566 --> 00:21:44,979
- and you do, so I can- I can do that for you.
- Cool.
382
00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:49,614
Oh, and, uh, you knovv,
if you're ever in a bind...
383
00:21:49,675 --> 00:21:53,589
the best thing to do is just go to the ATM,
deposit your checks there...
384
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:56,057
and then you can withdraw 'em instantly.
385
00:21:57,783 --> 00:21:59,524
Really?
386
00:21:59,584 --> 00:22:01,586
Yeah.
387
00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:03,963
Like right there at the ATM
I can just get cash?
388
00:22:04,022 --> 00:22:06,332
Right there at the ATM.
389
00:22:06,391 --> 00:22:08,302
People do it all the time.
390
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:10,169
Really?
391
00:22:10,228 --> 00:22:11,730
Beautiful.
392
00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:14,666
N [ Heavy Metal]
393
00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:40,837
Fuck!
[ Grunts ]
394
00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:49,509
N [ Man Singing, lndistinct]
395
00:22:59,678 --> 00:23:01,555
N [ Continues, Muff/ed]
396
00:23:03,348 --> 00:23:05,487
[Groans lnhales]
397
00:23:17,963 --> 00:23:19,499
You're late again.
398
00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:25,297
Shit!
399
00:24:27,666 --> 00:24:30,738
- [ Stacy] What? What is it?
- This stupid paper cutter out my hand.
400
00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:33,305
Carol? Carol!
401
00:24:33,371 --> 00:24:35,681
- Carol!
- [Carol ] What? What's wrong?
402
00:24:35,740 --> 00:24:37,742
- The paper cutterjust out Martyé hand off.
- What?
403
00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:40,517
- No, it didn't out my hand 0/7?
- Oh, my- Oh, my goodness.
404
00:24:40,579 --> 00:24:43,082
Marty- Oh! Stacy, uh, first aid kit.
405
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:45,059
Ow. What were you doing?
406
00:24:45,116 --> 00:24:47,687
Carol, ifs broken.
It came right dovvn on my hand.
407
00:24:47,752 --> 00:24:50,665
Marty, you have to be more careful.
Oh, my goodness.
408
00:24:50,722 --> 00:24:52,395
- First aid kit.
- Great. Great.
409
00:24:52,457 --> 00:24:54,869
Okay, you guys, back to vvork.
Let's get to my office.
410
00:24:54,926 --> 00:24:56,769
[ Man ]
Did you have your hand right in the middle?
411
00:24:56,828 --> 00:24:59,274
Christopher, Derek, back to work, please.
412
00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:02,369
I'll Wash this out too.
It should come right out, so-
413
00:25:02,434 --> 00:25:04,414
Blood stains, Marty.
414
00:25:04,469 --> 00:25:06,540
- [ Chuckling]
- [Carol ] Marty,
415
00:25:08,073 --> 00:25:10,075
Here we go.
416
00:25:10,141 --> 00:25:13,645
- Let's get you to Med Tech.
- Okay.
417
00:25:13,712 --> 00:25:15,749
And this vvorft cost anything, right?
418
00:25:15,814 --> 00:25:17,851
No. Of course not.
419
00:25:29,261 --> 00:25:30,763
There you go.
420
00:25:30,829 --> 00:25:33,810
It's gonna leave a little scar,
but it should heal soon. Okay?
421
00:25:34,666 --> 00:25:36,236
Oh, man, that sucked.
422
00:25:37,702 --> 00:25:40,979
- So you said this happened today?
- Yeah.
423
00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:42,882
At Work?
424
00:25:42,941 --> 00:25:47,083
- Yeah. Like an hour ago.
- An hour ago?
425
00:25:48,413 --> 00:25:49,983
Maybe two hours.
426
00:25:50,048 --> 00:25:52,289
Mmm. Looks like an older out.
427
00:25:52,350 --> 00:25:54,023
Like a day or so.
428
00:25:55,186 --> 00:25:57,496
Well, I- I dorft know.
429
00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:59,263
[ Mutters ]
430
00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:01,894
Hmm.
431
00:26:13,271 --> 00:26:15,342
You dorft have health insurance, do you?
432
00:26:19,544 --> 00:26:21,546
[Sighs]
433
00:26:21,613 --> 00:26:22,956
No.
434
00:26:24,649 --> 00:26:25,821
Hmm.
435
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:30,764
Okay. Keep it cold for the first 24 hours.
436
00:26:30,822 --> 00:26:33,029
After that, change the gauze
every four hours.
437
00:26:33,091 --> 00:26:37,039
A nurse is gonna be in here to give you an
ointment to apply over it. Okay?
438
00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:38,597
- Really?
- Yeah, that's it.
439
00:26:38,663 --> 00:26:42,201
When you leave,
go to the front desk and do the paperwork.
440
00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:44,747
- That's it?
- Have a good day, Marty.
441
00:26:44,803 --> 00:26:47,113
[ Carol]
Hey. Come in. Have a seat.
442
00:26:47,172 --> 00:26:48,879
l-low's your hand'?
443
00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:50,942
Uh, okay.
444
00:26:51,009 --> 00:26:53,421
- Got some stitches.
- Ooh. Yikes.
445
00:26:53,478 --> 00:26:55,389
Does that still hurt?
446
00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:57,723
- Yeah, a little bit.
- Oh.
447
00:26:57,782 --> 00:26:59,819
Did they send the paperwork over?
448
00:26:59,884 --> 00:27:02,524
- They said they were gonna fax it.
- Oh, yeah, they sent it over.
449
00:27:02,587 --> 00:27:04,089
Okay.
450
00:27:04,155 --> 00:27:06,226
Everything3 cool with that?
There's no problems?
451
00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:09,101
- Problem?
- Uh, just Whatever.
452
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:11,401
No. Everything should be in order.
453
00:27:12,364 --> 00:27:14,037
- Is that it?
- Um, yeah.
454
00:27:14,099 --> 00:27:16,238
- You finish the stack of checks?
- Mm-hmm.
455
00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:18,247
Okay. Good.
456
00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:20,374
- Got 'em all done.
- All of them?
457
00:27:20,438 --> 00:27:22,315
Yeah. I dorft know. It was pretty easy.
458
00:27:22,374 --> 00:27:24,911
Wow. So you mailed them out?
459
00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:26,819
Gave 'em to Stacy then?
460
00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:30,793
Marty. Did you give the checks to Stacy?
461
00:27:32,083 --> 00:27:34,927
No. I mailed 'em myself.
462
00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:36,624
How?
463
00:27:36,688 --> 00:27:38,759
Just put stamps on 'em.
464
00:27:38,823 --> 00:27:41,429
You paid the postage yourself?
465
00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:43,939
No. I found some stamps.
466
00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:47,238
Stacy has a postage meter at her desk.
467
00:27:47,298 --> 00:27:51,804
Yeah, I knovv,
but I had some old stamps in my drawer...
468
00:27:51,870 --> 00:27:53,907
that I just thought I'd use up, so-
469
00:27:54,939 --> 00:27:56,976
- So they're gone already?
- Yep.
470
00:27:58,710 --> 00:28:01,054
Okay. I guess we'll just have
to wait till next week...
471
00:28:01,112 --> 00:28:02,887
and see ti they start to get cashed then.
472
00:28:04,416 --> 00:28:07,260
- Okay?
- Uh, hovv do you do that?
473
00:28:07,318 --> 00:28:10,527
I know the fund they get drawn from,
so thats pretty easy.
474
00:28:11,890 --> 00:28:13,767
Right. Cool.
475
00:28:13,825 --> 00:28:16,669
You know What? If you're really
interested in the process...
476
00:28:16,728 --> 00:28:19,368
then from there vve can view a scan
of the front and back.
477
00:28:19,431 --> 00:28:21,172
You know, for security.
478
00:28:21,232 --> 00:28:23,075
- Security?
- Yeah, security.
479
00:28:23,134 --> 00:28:26,479
We have access to the exact images
of all the checks.
480
00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:28,848
You know, just in case
there's a problem with them.
481
00:28:30,642 --> 00:28:33,646
Make sense? Marty.
482
00:28:44,756 --> 00:28:47,600
- [ Objects Clattering ]
- [ Marty Grumbling]
483
00:28:47,659 --> 00:28:50,265
Fuck! Fuck!
484
00:28:50,328 --> 00:28:52,501
Fuck!
[Grumbling]
485
00:28:57,068 --> 00:28:58,570
Marty?
486
00:29:01,339 --> 00:29:04,013
- Dude, vvhafs up?
- Nothin'. I'm fine.
487
00:29:04,075 --> 00:29:06,021
- Did you get fired?
- No.
488
00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:07,954
It's 'cause of your hand thing, right?
489
00:29:08,012 --> 00:29:11,186
- You got fired, didn't you?
- No. Get the fuck outta here, man.
490
00:29:11,249 --> 00:29:13,855
Or is it the checks?
The checks or your hand. You got fired.
491
00:29:13,918 --> 00:29:16,023
Dude, Walk away!
492
00:29:16,988 --> 00:29:18,490
I just gotta pee, man.
493
00:29:20,058 --> 00:29:21,560
Mmm.
494
00:29:25,196 --> 00:29:27,699
Are you just gonna stand there and watch me?
495
00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:29,268
That's Weird.
496
00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:32,275
Mmm.
497
00:29:32,337 --> 00:29:35,375
- Hey.
- What?
498
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,920
- Let me crash at your place.
- What?
499
00:29:37,976 --> 00:29:39,785
Yeah, let me stay in your basement.
500
00:29:39,844 --> 00:29:41,187
[ Scoffs ]
Dorft-
501
00:29:41,246 --> 00:29:43,385
Don't talk to me right now.
Don't look at me. I'm peeing.
502
00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:45,223
- Dude, come on.
- Dude, I'm peeing.
503
00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:47,559
You 93)' Pervert!
[ sighs ]
504
00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:50,532
Dude, I am not joking around here, man.
505
00:29:53,324 --> 00:29:55,235
Hold on.
506
00:29:55,293 --> 00:29:58,069
[ Grunts, Chuckles]
507
00:29:58,129 --> 00:30:00,905
[ Sighs ]
You wanna stay in the basement, huh?
508
00:30:00,965 --> 00:30:02,467
Yeah.
509
00:30:02,534 --> 00:30:04,138
You ready to dive into the party zone?
510
00:30:04,202 --> 00:30:06,204
I dorft know What that even means.
511
00:30:06,271 --> 00:30:08,444
Come on, man, the party zone.
I told you, I redid my basement.
512
00:30:08,506 --> 00:30:10,782
- Novv ifs all party zone-
- Oh, God. Whatever, man.
513
00:30:10,842 --> 00:30:14,517
I just carft go home right now, all right?
The shit is not cool.
514
00:30:14,579 --> 00:30:17,492
There's like private
surveillance cameras all over my place.
515
00:30:17,549 --> 00:30:20,723
[ Chuckles ]
Dude, you're such a chicken, man.
516
00:30:20,785 --> 00:30:23,698
No. Carol can see who cashes checks.
517
00:30:23,755 --> 00:30:25,291
- I told you.
- Shh!
518
00:30:25,356 --> 00:30:27,427
- Shut up.
519
00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:29,563
I told you. I'm right. You're wrong.
520
00:30:29,627 --> 00:30:32,073
Whatever, man.
I just carft go home right now, all right?
521
00:30:32,130 --> 00:30:34,406
So I need a place to stay.
522
00:30:34,465 --> 00:30:35,808
Mmm.
523
00:30:39,003 --> 00:30:41,506
- You need a place to stay, huh?
- Yeah.
524
00:30:41,573 --> 00:30:45,783
Well, two rules when it comes
to the party zone.
525
00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:48,324
First, you bring your own controllers.
526
00:30:48,379 --> 00:30:49,722
Second...
527
00:30:51,182 --> 00:30:52,957
ifs my rules.
528
00:30:53,017 --> 00:30:56,624
Third, if you dorft wanna party...
529
00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,895
you're in the Wrong spot.
530
00:30:58,957 --> 00:31:00,459
Got it?
531
00:31:01,793 --> 00:31:05,468
This isn't gonna be a party-zone thing, man.
532
00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:08,033
Well, then no deal.
533
00:31:08,099 --> 00:31:10,170
Dude, I'm 00min' over tonight.
534
00:31:10,235 --> 00:31:12,078
Be prepared to party then.
535
00:31:12,136 --> 00:31:14,116
Dork.
536
00:31:14,172 --> 00:31:16,083
Fuckin' loser.
537
00:31:24,315 --> 00:31:25,316
Fuck!
538
00:31:27,385 --> 00:31:29,558
[ Footsteps ]
539
00:31:57,015 --> 00:31:59,518
When it goes through then it-
540
00:31:59,584 --> 00:32:01,530
Yeah. lt'd come out like a cyborg...
541
00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:03,156
with, like, fillings...
542
00:32:03,221 --> 00:32:05,633
um, artificial hip.
543
00:32:05,690 --> 00:32:06,896
Whatever.
544
00:32:06,958 --> 00:32:10,167
Hey, dude, I'm gonna see you
in a little bit, man, so-
545
00:32:12,630 --> 00:32:15,133
Yeah, all right. All right, later, dork.
546
00:32:17,468 --> 00:32:19,243
[ Mutters ]
547
00:33:11,489 --> 00:33:13,560
[Typing 1
548
00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:24,307
Hi there. l-low can I help you'?
549
00:33:26,037 --> 00:33:28,108
Is Zach working today?
550
00:33:28,172 --> 00:33:29,947
No.
551
00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:32,852
He's usually the one
that helps me with returns.
552
00:33:32,910 --> 00:33:35,481
I'm sure I can help. What's goin' on?
553
00:33:35,546 --> 00:33:37,048
I clon't know, man.
554
00:33:37,115 --> 00:33:38,822
It's a lot of stuff.
555
00:33:47,692 --> 00:33:49,467
Guess so.
556
00:33:49,527 --> 00:33:53,475
Yeah. I double ordered online, so-
557
00:33:53,531 --> 00:33:56,137
Just lookin' to get my money back.
558
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,180
You have a receipt?
559
00:33:58,236 --> 00:34:01,308
No. I didn't- I didn't print one off.
560
00:34:01,372 --> 00:34:03,875
Order number?
Should be able to look it up that Way.
561
00:34:05,843 --> 00:34:07,948
Zach doesrft usually ask for it...
562
00:34:08,012 --> 00:34:11,459
so I never think to write it clown
or bring it with me.
563
00:34:11,516 --> 00:34:13,655
Can I see your ID?
564
00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:15,220
ID. Yeah.
565
00:34:16,854 --> 00:34:20,028
I do not have that, man. I totally forgot.
566
00:34:20,091 --> 00:34:23,197
Look, I make returns here all the time.
This is crazy.
567
00:34:23,261 --> 00:34:26,003
Mm-hmm. I'm sure you do.
568
00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:27,839
I'm gonna get my supervisor on the phone.
569
00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:30,812
- See if I can get her to sort this out.
- Hold on. You know What?
570
00:34:30,868 --> 00:34:32,848
My boss ordered those.
571
00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:36,215
So I just remembered
that it should be under his account.
572
00:34:39,243 --> 00:34:40,745
- Your boss ordered it?
- Mm-hmm.
573
00:34:40,812 --> 00:34:42,758
- It's under his account.
- Yeah.
574
00:34:44,048 --> 00:34:45,857
Whats the name of the business?
575
00:34:48,219 --> 00:34:49,789
Goddamn. Fuck!
576
00:34:51,756 --> 00:34:53,326
Fuck!
577
00:35:05,269 --> 00:35:07,271
[ Footsteps Continue ]
578
00:35:14,312 --> 00:35:15,814
[ Footsteps Stop ]
579
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:17,621
[ Knocking ]
580
00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:26,132
[ Derek Whispering ]
You vvoke my dad, man. Come on.
581
00:35:31,362 --> 00:35:32,864
[ Door Closes ]
582
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:43,276
Sorry, Dad. It was just Marty.
583
00:35:45,610 --> 00:35:47,112
[ Mutters ]
584
00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:50,315
Down here.
585
00:35:54,619 --> 00:35:56,428
Dude, stay right there. Stay right there.
586
00:35:56,487 --> 00:35:58,728
Wait on the steps. I've been working on
this. You're gonna love it.
587
00:35:58,789 --> 00:36:01,702
[ Muttering ]
588
00:36:01,759 --> 00:36:04,103
- ./'./' [ Speakers." Electronic Pop ]
- N' [Derek Humming]
589
00:36:05,563 --> 00:36:06,735
- You ready?
- Yes.
590
00:36:06,797 --> 00:36:08,799
Okay, okay, okay.
Here we go. Here we go.
591
00:36:10,601 --> 00:36:12,410
[Derek imitating Mechanical Whirring]
592
00:36:15,773 --> 00:36:18,982
Ladies and gentlemen...
593
00:36:19,043 --> 00:36:22,616
Welcome to the party zone.
594
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:23,988
Mmm- Oh.
595
00:36:24,048 --> 00:36:25,652
Dude, What are you doing?
596
00:36:25,716 --> 00:36:27,525
- What are you doing?
- [ Scoffs ]
597
00:36:27,585 --> 00:36:30,794
I'm doing the party-zone thing, man.
598
00:36:30,855 --> 00:36:32,357
Yeah, I guess.
599
00:36:32,423 --> 00:36:33,834
U [ stops J
600
00:36:33,891 --> 00:36:35,632
Well, Welcome to the basement.
601
00:36:35,693 --> 00:36:38,037
Put your Hot Pockets in the fridge
and you sleep on the couch...
602
00:36:38,095 --> 00:36:40,632
and I'll kill the party lights.
603
00:36:40,698 --> 00:36:42,541
Come on in, dude.
604
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,045
This is lame.
605
00:36:44,101 --> 00:36:46,638
- Ahh.
- This couch sucks.
606
00:36:46,704 --> 00:36:49,048
Uh, dorft stay here, complainer.
607
00:36:49,106 --> 00:36:50,779
N [ Video Game Music]
608
00:36:52,376 --> 00:36:54,515
Just clon't let anyone clown here,
all right'?
609
00:36:54,579 --> 00:36:57,423
Um, too bad. it's my house, my rules.
610
00:36:57,481 --> 00:37:00,052
It's your dads house.
611
00:37:00,117 --> 00:37:02,222
It's still my family's property.
612
00:37:04,021 --> 00:37:07,662
My point is, this is my area now.
613
00:37:07,725 --> 00:37:11,832
- This is Where I'm staying. This is my space.
- Hmm.
614
00:37:11,896 --> 00:37:17,812
When you came in you saw OD tower,
work OD tower.
615
00:37:17,868 --> 00:37:20,906
I have Word-processing CDs in that tower.
616
00:37:20,972 --> 00:37:24,112
This is my spot.
it's my party zone, like I said.
617
00:37:24,175 --> 00:37:26,951
So if you dorft like the rules...
618
00:37:27,011 --> 00:37:28,957
go somewhere else.
619
00:37:29,013 --> 00:37:31,186
- Party zone.
- Yeah.
620
00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:33,585
You're gonna see-
621
00:37:33,651 --> 00:37:35,597
You're gonna see vvhafs
going on here with this game.
622
00:37:35,653 --> 00:37:37,496
I've had it like a week and a half.
623
00:37:37,555 --> 00:37:40,798
I'm the best I've ever known
of anybody on this game.
624
00:37:43,494 --> 00:37:45,474
You've never even seen level 10.
625
00:37:48,165 --> 00:37:49,872
Watch this. Watch this.
626
00:37:49,934 --> 00:37:52,039
One, two, three. Jump.
627
00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:53,605
Extra life.
628
00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:00,445
[Sniffles]
629
00:38:07,418 --> 00:38:10,524
Watch this. Under. Over. Boom.
630
00:38:16,027 --> 00:38:17,904
Huh. Uh-huh.
631
00:38:19,330 --> 00:38:22,174
- What are you doing?
- Just getting comfortable.
632
00:38:22,233 --> 00:38:26,375
Oh, I dorft know if I'm ready for that, man.
Keep 'em on.
633
00:38:26,437 --> 00:38:29,384
- All your clothes, keep 'em on.
- What?
634
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,442
I dorft Want you
taking off your clothes in front of me.
635
00:38:31,509 --> 00:38:33,079
Gay-wad stuff.
636
00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:34,782
[ Scoffs ]
637
00:38:38,649 --> 00:38:40,629
Whoa. Whoa. What are you doing?
638
00:38:40,685 --> 00:38:43,097
- What are you doing?
- I'm trying to lay clown, man. Sooooh clown.
639
00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:46,499
- You put your feet on me. - Yeah. Sooooh
clown, man. I'm trying to stretch out.
640
00:38:46,557 --> 00:38:49,265
Dude, gay. Dorft do this.
641
00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:51,500
Well, I'm trying to go to bed, man.
642
00:38:51,562 --> 00:38:52,939
- Go to bed?
- Yeah.
643
00:38:52,997 --> 00:38:54,305
- At 8:30?
- Yes.
644
00:38:54,365 --> 00:38:56,072
- You're tired?
- Yes.
645
00:38:56,133 --> 00:38:58,443
- You're serious?
- I am.
646
00:38:58,502 --> 00:39:00,504
- What am I supposed to do?
- I dorft-
647
00:39:00,571 --> 00:39:02,915
Go change your dads diaper. What do I care?
648
00:39:02,973 --> 00:39:05,476
Dude, my dad doesrft Wear diapers.
You know that.
649
00:39:05,543 --> 00:39:08,820
- Rude.
- Well, go feed him or Whatever.
650
00:39:08,879 --> 00:39:10,688
D- He's gonna eat at 10:00.
651
00:39:10,748 --> 00:39:12,921
I have an hour and a half.
I wanna get to level 10.
652
00:39:12,983 --> 00:39:15,190
- I dorft have anything else to do.
- I dorft care.
653
00:39:15,252 --> 00:39:17,391
I'm trying to lay clown here, okay'?
654
00:39:17,455 --> 00:39:19,628
- Get some rest, all right'? So-
- This isn't gonna work.
655
00:39:19,690 --> 00:39:21,192
Stop it.
656
00:39:21,258 --> 00:39:23,295
Stop it, man.
657
00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:25,841
What I'm gonna do, is I'm
gonna take my controller.
658
00:39:25,896 --> 00:39:28,172
I'm gonna take it upstairs,
and since you didn't bring yours...
659
00:39:29,667 --> 00:39:31,669
- you're screwed.
- I dorft care.
660
00:39:31,736 --> 00:39:33,807
Here. Watch this.
661
00:39:33,871 --> 00:39:36,010
- [ Woman On TV, Faint]
- Hmm.
662
00:39:36,073 --> 00:39:38,781
Growing Pains. Hope you like reruns.
663
00:39:38,843 --> 00:39:40,948
- I do.
- Yeah. I bet you do.
664
00:39:42,079 --> 00:39:43,956
“Jackinoffsky.”
665
00:39:44,014 --> 00:39:45,357
Loser.
666
00:40:13,911 --> 00:40:15,913
N [ Video Game Music]
667
00:40:27,158 --> 00:40:30,696
[ Derek, Muffled ]
All right, coming back, believe it or not.
668
00:40:30,761 --> 00:40:32,798
[ Man ]
Man, I carft believe it.
669
00:40:32,863 --> 00:40:36,003
Oh. I gotta get into my mood here.
670
00:40:40,171 --> 00:40:43,084
Geez.
[ Laughs ]
671
00:40:43,140 --> 00:40:46,383
Man, if I had to go through this every day,
I would 07s.
672
00:40:48,045 --> 00:40:49,547
Okay.
673
00:40:49,613 --> 00:40:51,650
[ Continues, Faint]
674
00:40:51,715 --> 00:40:54,059
- Feeling left out.
- it's just for fun.
675
00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:56,928
It really is. I just do it for a kick.
676
00:40:56,987 --> 00:40:59,126
I dorft take a lot of this seriously.
677
00:40:59,190 --> 00:41:02,000
I take the impersonation itself seriously...
678
00:41:02,059 --> 00:41:06,064
but as far as really wanting to be like
Olivia Newton-John, be Olivia Newton-John-
679
00:41:06,130 --> 00:41:08,474
[ Faint ]
Olivia's Olivia.
680
00:41:08,532 --> 00:41:10,170
[ Continues ]
681
00:41:10,234 --> 00:41:12,680
I'm a guy, but I love Olivia.
682
00:41:14,772 --> 00:41:17,514
[ People (Shattering On TV, Faint]
683
00:41:40,297 --> 00:41:41,640
This is-
684
00:41:43,801 --> 00:41:46,042
You gotta give me a little more room, man.
You gotta give me room.
685
00:41:46,103 --> 00:41:49,107
- You've got plenty of room.
- No, my Wiener is right on the bar.
686
00:41:49,173 --> 00:41:51,813
My vvienefis on the bar,
and I dorft Want yourvviener near my butt-
687
00:41:51,876 --> 00:41:53,355
My vvienefis not near your butt.
688
00:41:53,410 --> 00:41:56,016
I know, but if it cloes,
like, it's just gonna ruin it all.
689
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:57,753
It's just gonna ruin it.
690
00:42:02,853 --> 00:42:04,560
Okay. That's enough.
691
00:42:04,622 --> 00:42:08,297
- ./'./' [Electronic Pop]
- [ Derek] Okay, dude, ifs 14-1.
692
00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:09,804
Here we go.
693
00:42:09,860 --> 00:42:11,703
[ Muttering, Chomping]
694
00:42:14,999 --> 00:42:16,979
[ Muttering, Chomping Continue]
695
00:42:17,034 --> 00:42:18,707
Aw, clang it.
696
00:42:26,844 --> 00:42:28,448
Dang it.
697
00:42:37,187 --> 00:42:38,996
I can do more.
698
00:42:39,056 --> 00:42:41,058
I'm gonna beat my old record, I think.
699
00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:45,165
Dang it.
700
00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:46,902
[ Groans ]
701
00:42:51,702 --> 00:42:53,409
Keep 'em coming, man.
702
00:42:57,107 --> 00:42:58,780
I'm doing pretty good.
703
00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:04,582
Hey, ifs too much, Marty.
704
00:43:04,648 --> 00:43:06,491
- Slow it clown.
- No, man. You're doing well.
705
00:43:06,550 --> 00:43:08,120
- Uh-uh.
- Doing very good.
706
00:43:08,185 --> 00:43:10,165
- Slow it clown, man.
- No, keep it going, man.
707
00:43:10,220 --> 00:43:11,722
[ Indistinct]
708
00:43:11,789 --> 00:43:13,325
- This is-
- [ Coughing]
709
00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:16,230
Marty, slow it clown.
710
00:43:18,729 --> 00:43:20,606
Marty, slow it clown.
711
00:43:21,899 --> 00:43:23,435
[Coughing]
712
00:43:23,500 --> 00:43:25,605
[ Groans ]
713
00:43:25,669 --> 00:43:27,706
Marty, that's too much.
714
00:43:27,771 --> 00:43:29,876
Okay, look.
715
00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:31,977
Marty, stop it, man. My-
716
00:43:33,677 --> 00:43:35,554
[Coughing]
717
00:43:38,148 --> 00:43:40,219
Stop, man.
718
00:43:40,284 --> 00:43:42,286
Oh.
719
00:43:42,353 --> 00:43:44,594
L-low many was that'?
720
00:43:44,655 --> 00:43:46,896
- Oh, you got a lot, man.
- l-low many exactly?
721
00:43:46,957 --> 00:43:49,938
I'll print out an award for you,
for your cubicle.
722
00:43:51,295 --> 00:43:52,296
Really?
723
00:43:52,363 --> 00:43:54,468
N [ Speakers." Hip-hop]
724
00:43:56,967 --> 00:43:58,878
[ Derek ]
Okay, here we go.
725
00:43:58,936 --> 00:44:00,381
[ Mutters ]
726
00:44:00,437 --> 00:44:02,144
- [ Object Thuds]
- [ Derek Groans]
727
00:44:02,206 --> 00:44:04,345
No points. Damn.
728
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:11,426
[ Marty ]
What's the score?
729
00:44:11,482 --> 00:44:14,361
I think ifs 0-0 now.
730
00:44:14,418 --> 00:44:16,261
I made a comeback.
731
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,425
No, I got at least negative 1.
732
00:44:19,556 --> 00:44:21,092
Okay, 0 to negative 1.
733
00:44:21,158 --> 00:44:24,662
Just give me a second. Give me a minute.
734
00:44:24,728 --> 00:44:27,334
I like it like that. Mm-hmm.
735
00:44:27,398 --> 00:44:29,639
Okay, dude.
736
00:44:29,700 --> 00:44:31,202
I'm ready.
737
00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:34,141
- [Thuds]
- Whoa!
738
00:44:34,204 --> 00:44:36,275
Was that a tennis ball?
You're supposed to use a sock, dude.
739
00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:37,876
Wha-
[ Groans ]
740
00:44:37,941 --> 00:44:39,887
Not now. Come on, man.
741
00:44:39,943 --> 00:44:41,513
Throw a-
[Sharp Groan]
742
00:44:41,578 --> 00:44:43,615
- [ Coughing]
- I'm turning off this crap music.
743
00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:45,558
No, dude, this is my song, man.
744
00:44:45,616 --> 00:44:47,027
[ Groans ]
745
00:44:47,084 --> 00:44:48,461
[ Derek ]
Okay, that was in the butthole.
746
00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:50,590
N [ Video Game Music]
747
00:44:52,423 --> 00:44:54,733
[ Mutters ]
No.
748
00:44:54,792 --> 00:44:56,294
You're gonna lose to this guy.
749
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:58,636
You're gonna lose to him.
750
00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:01,802
- Anybody ask about me at Work?
- Nope.
751
00:45:01,865 --> 00:45:03,367
Really? Nobody?
752
00:45:04,568 --> 00:45:06,070
Just Carol.
753
00:45:07,471 --> 00:45:09,144
Whafd you tell her?
754
00:45:09,206 --> 00:45:12,517
She asked where you were, so I tolcl her you
weren't coming in this week.
755
00:45:12,576 --> 00:45:15,455
No, dude, you just say that I'm sick.
756
00:45:19,183 --> 00:45:21,823
That's- That's What I said. That he's sick
and he's not coming in this week.
757
00:45:21,885 --> 00:45:23,694
Yeah- Yeah, but how would you know...
758
00:45:23,754 --> 00:45:25,825
that I'm gonna be gone for the entire week'?
759
00:45:27,758 --> 00:45:31,035
I'll tell her tomorrow that you're really,
really sick.
760
00:45:31,095 --> 00:45:32,768
No-
[Sighs]
761
00:45:33,797 --> 00:45:35,606
Just dorft say anything.
762
00:45:35,666 --> 00:45:37,168
- All right?
- Fine.
763
00:45:37,234 --> 00:45:39,510
I'll send some e-mails or something.
I dorft know. Whatever.
764
00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:41,072
Fine.
765
00:45:42,439 --> 00:45:44,441
Did anybody ask about the checks?
766
00:45:46,810 --> 00:45:48,312
Uh- Ye-
767
00:45:48,378 --> 00:45:52,190
Carol asked me
if you really did mail 'em out.
768
00:45:52,249 --> 00:45:54,229
I just-
769
00:45:54,284 --> 00:45:57,231
I told her that I didn't know
and it vvasrft a big deal-
770
00:45:57,287 --> 00:45:59,699
Dude, why didn't you
tell me any of this earlier?
771
00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:01,634
'Cause I told her that I didn't even know.
772
00:46:01,692 --> 00:46:05,606
- So ifs not a big deal.
- Yeah, ifs a huge deal.
773
00:46:06,630 --> 00:46:10,407
Why do you think that she told you, man?
774
00:46:10,467 --> 00:46:12,469
'Cause we're- we're friends.
775
00:46:12,536 --> 00:46:15,449
[ Scoffs ]
No.
776
00:46:15,506 --> 00:46:17,713
We're vvork friends.
777
00:46:17,775 --> 00:46:19,311
I know.
778
00:46:20,911 --> 00:46:23,323
She told you because you suck at lying.
779
00:46:23,380 --> 00:46:25,360
Everybody at the office
knows you suck at lying.
780
00:46:25,415 --> 00:46:27,258
Why are you being such a baby about it?
781
00:46:27,317 --> 00:46:30,855
Just go back to vvork and bring all your
checks, and you'll be fine.
782
00:46:30,921 --> 00:46:32,901
I carft just bring the checks back.
783
00:46:32,956 --> 00:46:34,799
I already told Carol that I mailed 'em out.
784
00:46:34,858 --> 00:46:37,737
- Then mail 'em out.
- I dorft have the addresses.
785
00:46:37,795 --> 00:46:39,570
Look them up in the White Pages.
786
00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:41,132
No-
787
00:46:41,198 --> 00:46:43,200
You're just making this Way Worse.
788
00:46:44,268 --> 00:46:46,441
[Sighs]
789
00:46:46,503 --> 00:46:50,246
- I'm keeping them.
- Oh, that's a bad idea, dude.
790
00:46:50,307 --> 00:46:54,084
That's why I gotta
cash those checks right away.
791
00:46:54,144 --> 00:46:56,385
[ Sighs ]
You're gonna get in trouble, dude.
792
00:46:59,283 --> 00:47:00,956
I'm sorry, man.
793
00:47:07,324 --> 00:47:09,668
- [ Clicks ]
- 1U' [ Wdeo Game Music' j
794
00:47:11,695 --> 00:47:13,197
I'm sorry, dude.
795
00:47:18,001 --> 00:47:19,878
Here.
796
00:47:19,937 --> 00:47:22,008
You can play the rest of my guy.
797
00:47:23,140 --> 00:47:24,983
I dorft care.
798
00:47:25,042 --> 00:47:27,454
Here. Play my guy.
799
00:47:29,513 --> 00:47:31,686
Come on, Marty. I'm sorry.
800
00:47:32,749 --> 00:47:34,922
You're freaking out. Relax.
801
00:47:38,922 --> 00:47:41,368
Marty. Hello.
802
00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:44,533
Come on, Marty.
803
00:47:46,830 --> 00:47:48,400
- Hello.
- What?
804
00:48:06,650 --> 00:48:08,823
N [ Video Game Music]
805
00:48:13,390 --> 00:48:15,063
[Thumps]
806
00:48:16,059 --> 00:48:18,869
[Sirens Blaring, Faint]
807
00:48:18,929 --> 00:48:21,068
- Ff/Ofi]
- [Sirens Continue]
808
00:48:29,373 --> 00:48:31,114
Derek?
809
00:48:31,174 --> 00:48:34,087
- [Thumps]
- Derek!
810
00:48:34,144 --> 00:48:36,681
N [ Stereo." Hip-hop Reggae]
811
00:48:36,747 --> 00:48:39,853
[Gulping 1
812
00:48:39,917 --> 00:48:41,419
Mmm.
813
00:48:45,722 --> 00:48:47,224
Mmm.
814
00:48:51,128 --> 00:48:52,630
I feel good.
815
00:48:53,997 --> 00:48:55,601
[ Clears Throat ]
816
00:48:55,666 --> 00:48:57,202
N [ Continues]
817
00:48:57,267 --> 00:48:58,769
[ Exhales ]
818
00:48:58,835 --> 00:49:00,837
I'm ready now, man. Do it.
819
00:49:00,904 --> 00:49:02,406
[Grunts]
820
00:49:03,507 --> 00:49:05,680
Dude! You hit my glasses.
821
00:49:05,742 --> 00:49:07,244
[ Marty ]
What?
822
00:49:08,979 --> 00:49:10,652
Okay, you just pretty much lost...
823
00:49:10,714 --> 00:49:13,388
so I get a free shot at you right now.
824
00:49:13,450 --> 00:49:16,397
Dude, I carft believe that.
825
00:49:16,453 --> 00:49:19,696
Whatever, man. I'm psyching you out.
826
00:49:19,756 --> 00:49:21,997
Oh, What are you gonna do,
cheat me more now?
827
00:49:23,260 --> 00:49:24,762
What are you doing?
828
00:49:30,801 --> 00:49:33,213
What do you got, man?
You can only use your hand.
829
00:49:33,270 --> 00:49:35,443
Whatever you're doing is gonna be-
830
00:49:35,505 --> 00:49:38,611
This doesrft make- I get a free throw at
you, so you carft cheat.
831
00:49:42,579 --> 00:49:46,493
Oh! No way!
832
00:49:48,218 --> 00:49:50,789
- When did you finish it?
- A couple of days ago.
833
00:49:50,854 --> 00:49:52,800
Oh, that's sweet.
834
00:49:52,856 --> 00:49:55,200
- Let me try it on.
- No.
835
00:49:55,258 --> 00:49:57,431
Come on. Let me try it on.
836
00:49:57,494 --> 00:50:00,236
- Cut your arm off, man.
- That is awesome.
837
00:50:00,297 --> 00:50:02,834
- I bet ifs hot that sharp.
- Yeah, it is.
838
00:50:02,899 --> 00:50:05,345
- Here.
- [ Rustling ]
839
00:50:05,402 --> 00:50:07,643
What if I threw a Bugle at it?
840
00:50:08,772 --> 00:50:10,718
Right in half, out of thin air.
841
00:50:10,774 --> 00:50:13,084
_ [ Rustling ]
- Okay.
842
00:50:13,143 --> 00:50:15,987
I'm gonna throw two Bugles.
I'm gonna throw three Bugles at you.
843
00:50:16,046 --> 00:50:19,186
- I'll get 'em all.
- If one of 'em gets out in half, I'll believe you.
844
00:50:19,249 --> 00:50:20,250
- You ready?
- Yeah.
845
00:50:20,317 --> 00:50:21,318
- You sure?
- Yeah.
846
00:50:21,385 --> 00:50:22,386
- Here they come.
- Okay.
847
00:50:22,452 --> 00:50:23,954
- Let's go.
- Do it.
848
00:50:24,855 --> 00:50:27,267
[ Laughs 1
849
00:50:27,324 --> 00:50:30,498
Dude, that vvas embarrassing, man.
850
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:32,801
Those things are not sharp.
That sucks.
851
00:50:32,863 --> 00:50:34,570
I'll sharpen it up a little.
852
00:50:34,631 --> 00:50:38,204
No. It sucks, man.
It looks cool, but those arerft even sharp.
853
00:50:38,268 --> 00:50:39,770
Couldrft even do anything with that.
854
00:50:39,836 --> 00:50:42,077
I thought it was kind
of scary at first and sweet.
855
00:50:42,139 --> 00:50:44,278
But ifs not that sweet. it's like a toy.
856
00:50:44,341 --> 00:50:47,117
The scary employee of the week...
857
00:50:47,177 --> 00:50:50,351
wrinkled shrimp-dick motherfucker!
858
00:50:51,148 --> 00:50:54,027
I accept the challenge.
859
00:51:01,591 --> 00:51:03,832
[whirring]
860
00:51:16,273 --> 00:51:19,482
[Grunts]
861
00:51:23,346 --> 00:51:25,383
Your mind games dorft vvork on me.
862
00:51:33,390 --> 00:51:34,892
' [Grunts]
- [ Laughs]
863
00:51:34,958 --> 00:51:36,699
- Geez, man.
- [ Laughs ]
864
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:41,334
- I am king of the land!
- Go to hell.
865
00:51:41,398 --> 00:51:43,400
Oh! Oh! Oh!
866
00:51:43,467 --> 00:51:45,504
Dude, you out me.
You out me. You out me.
867
00:51:45,569 --> 00:51:47,571
- Go get something. Stop the bleeding.
- All right.
868
00:51:47,637 --> 00:51:49,844
I'm gonna bleed.
I'm gonna bleed. Dude, hurry up.
869
00:51:49,906 --> 00:51:51,977
Oh, my gosh. Get a shirt.
870
00:51:52,042 --> 00:51:53,578
Get a shirt or something.
871
00:51:53,643 --> 00:51:55,145
Not that shirt.
That's my Souhdgardeh shirt.
872
00:51:55,212 --> 00:51:57,249
- Dude, you dorft even listen to them.
- it doesrft matter.
873
00:51:57,314 --> 00:51:58,850
Get something else. Oh, my gosh.
874
00:51:58,915 --> 00:52:01,191
I'm gonna bleed soon, dude.
I'm gonna start bleeding.
875
00:52:01,251 --> 00:52:03,253
- Hurry, hurry, hurry.
- Here.
876
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:05,163
- Oh!
- Geez.
877
00:52:05,222 --> 00:52:06,963
Oh, look at that.
878
00:52:07,023 --> 00:52:09,526
Oh! Oh!
879
00:52:09,593 --> 00:52:11,903
Do you think that's gonna bleed?
880
00:52:11,962 --> 00:52:14,533
- Dude, ifs not even out.
- I knovv, but-
881
00:52:14,598 --> 00:52:16,635
I'm gonna start bleeding, right?
882
00:52:16,700 --> 00:52:18,702
- Man-
- Oh, that's bad.
883
00:52:18,768 --> 00:52:20,645
This is unbelievable.
884
00:52:20,704 --> 00:52:24,117
Those things arerft even sharp, dude.
They suck.
885
00:52:24,174 --> 00:52:26,745
Pssh. Lame.
886
00:52:26,810 --> 00:52:29,313
So you just send the coupons
in the mail then.
887
00:52:31,481 --> 00:52:32,983
Beautiful.
888
00:52:33,950 --> 00:52:36,021
Yeah. Jackitansky.
889
00:52:41,791 --> 00:52:43,896
So, I'm already in the system?
890
00:52:46,530 --> 00:52:49,875
Well, that was like two Weeks ago.
Different problem.
891
00:52:49,933 --> 00:52:51,913
[Thumps]
892
00:52:51,968 --> 00:52:53,914
[Rustling]
893
00:52:53,970 --> 00:52:55,972
Can you hold on one second?
894
00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:59,816
_ [ Dog Barking ]
- [Thumps]
895
00:53:07,551 --> 00:53:09,553
Hey, What time is it?
896
00:53:12,522 --> 00:53:14,559
Man, What time zone are you in?
897
00:53:15,959 --> 00:53:17,961
L-low many hours behind? What-
898
00:53:19,029 --> 00:53:21,703
Man, that's a strange vvork schedule, dude.
899
00:53:23,833 --> 00:53:25,335
[Thumps]
900
00:53:29,940 --> 00:53:32,978
Yeah, you know What? I'm just gonna have
to call you back, all right?
901
00:53:34,911 --> 00:53:36,413
- All right.
- [ Beeps ]
902
00:53:44,955 --> 00:53:46,457
Derek?
903
00:53:47,824 --> 00:53:49,735
[Thumps]
904
00:53:52,162 --> 00:53:54,642
- Derek!
- [ Footsteps ]
905
00:53:55,765 --> 00:53:56,869
What?
906
00:53:56,933 --> 00:53:59,311
- When did you get home?
- None of your butt Wax.
907
00:53:59,369 --> 00:54:01,610
Whats all that banging going on up there?
908
00:54:01,671 --> 00:54:04,743
That's my dads microwave.
I just brought it in. I had to move it.
909
00:54:04,808 --> 00:54:06,617
- Did you get a microwave?
- Yeah.
910
00:54:06,676 --> 00:54:08,485
Heat up this Hot Pocket for me.
911
00:54:08,545 --> 00:54:10,547
You have a toaster oven.
912
00:54:10,614 --> 00:54:13,288
- It sucks, dude. It cooks it all uneven.
- Too bad.
913
00:54:13,350 --> 00:54:16,331
Come on, man.
Heat this thing up for me.
914
00:54:16,386 --> 00:54:19,765
No. Besides, those two l-lot Pockets you ate,
those were mine.
915
00:54:19,823 --> 00:54:21,598
I was gonna take them to lunch tomorrow.
916
00:54:21,658 --> 00:54:24,832
Come on, man. I'll go get some coupons
from my apartment for you later.
917
00:54:24,894 --> 00:54:28,637
Oh, I dorft Want coupons. I Want real Hot
Pockets. Carft eat a stupid coupon.
918
00:54:28,698 --> 00:54:30,678
Fine. I'll pick some up at the store then.
919
00:54:30,734 --> 00:54:35,615
Right now. Hot Pockets
and a big-ass Mountain Dew. Buy it.
920
00:54:37,707 --> 00:54:39,778
- I-I'll do it later.
- Yeah, right.
921
00:54:39,843 --> 00:54:42,756
You haven't even left the basement
since you've been here.
922
00:54:42,812 --> 00:54:44,883
L- I Went out earlier today.
923
00:54:44,948 --> 00:54:46,928
Yeah. I saw you outside today...
924
00:54:46,983 --> 00:54:48,860
taking a big dump on the front lawn.
925
00:54:48,918 --> 00:54:50,955
- Not.
- Yes, I did.
926
00:54:51,021 --> 00:54:54,491
Get me Hot Pockets and a big-ass
Mountain Dew. Tonight.
927
00:54:55,592 --> 00:54:57,731
- Do it.
- Dare me?
928
00:54:57,794 --> 00:54:59,899
I dare you right now.
929
00:54:59,963 --> 00:55:02,967
I straight up dare you, man. Do it.
930
00:55:06,036 --> 00:55:07,538
[ Clears Throat ]
931
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:10,912
- [ Clerk] What's up, man?
- Hey.
932
00:55:10,974 --> 00:55:13,386
- That it for you?
- Yeah.
933
00:55:13,443 --> 00:55:16,287
You have any of the regular cheddar?
934
00:55:16,346 --> 00:55:17,848
Those are cheddar.
935
00:55:17,914 --> 00:55:19,894
No, man, these are ham and cheddar.
936
00:55:19,949 --> 00:55:21,553
It's the only cheddar we got.
937
00:55:21,618 --> 00:55:24,121
Yeah, but there's ham in these, man.
938
00:55:27,657 --> 00:55:29,830
Um, I got a coupon too.
939
00:55:29,893 --> 00:55:32,999
Uh, we usually clon't take coupons, man.
940
00:55:33,063 --> 00:55:35,043
Come on. Help me out somehow.
941
00:55:35,098 --> 00:55:36,668
Sorry.
942
00:55:36,733 --> 00:55:38,906
All right. 7.47.
943
00:55:38,968 --> 00:55:40,948
Seven bucks for this box?
944
00:55:41,004 --> 00:55:42,745
I dorft make the rules.
945
00:55:42,806 --> 00:55:44,183
Sh-
946
00:55:47,410 --> 00:55:48,912
Out of 10.
947
00:55:50,714 --> 00:55:53,456
Hey, uh, you got any fives, man?
948
00:55:53,516 --> 00:55:55,120
I need 'em for the register.
949
00:55:55,185 --> 00:55:56,892
No. That's the only cash I had.
950
00:55:56,953 --> 00:55:58,455
No fives?
951
00:56:02,258 --> 00:56:04,431
Oh, yeah.
You know What? Guess so.
952
00:56:04,494 --> 00:56:06,371
Cool. Hey, let me buy this off of you.
953
00:56:06,429 --> 00:56:08,033
I'll make change for the rest too.
954
00:56:08,098 --> 00:56:09,634
- Okay.
- All right, cool, man.
955
00:56:09,699 --> 00:56:11,701
All right, so you give me
the 1O and the fives.
956
00:56:11,768 --> 00:56:15,011
Let me give you a couple of ones for right
now, just to hold on to.
957
00:56:15,071 --> 00:56:17,517
Let me give you this one.
You hold that for right now.
958
00:56:17,574 --> 00:56:19,520
Man, hey, you catch the game earlier today?
959
00:56:19,576 --> 00:56:22,785
You hold the 53 cents. Two from the 7.47.
960
00:56:22,846 --> 00:56:26,760
You give me the five. There's the other
single. You should be good to go, man.
961
00:56:26,816 --> 00:56:29,422
Hey, appreciate it.
You have a good night, all right?
962
00:56:43,366 --> 00:56:45,346
You shorted me $5.00, man.
963
00:56:45,402 --> 00:56:46,904
What?
964
00:56:46,970 --> 00:56:49,746
Yeah, you only gave me back 2.53.
965
00:56:49,806 --> 00:56:52,377
Nah. No. No, man.
I dorft know What you're talking about.
966
00:56:52,442 --> 00:56:56,356
- You got the right change.
- No, I know how this works, man.
967
00:56:56,413 --> 00:56:59,451
You got me all messed up
with that fucking math, man. Come on, dude.
968
00:56:59,516 --> 00:57:03,054
Look, you can come back tomorrow
after we counted the drawer.
969
00:57:03,119 --> 00:57:05,963
Hey, dorft rip me off.
I'm just a regular guy, all right?
970
00:57:06,022 --> 00:57:08,127
You got to come back tomorrow.
971
00:57:08,191 --> 00:57:11,536
Take from the register, the shelves or
Whatever, dude. You know What I mean?
972
00:57:11,594 --> 00:57:13,130
You're wrong.
973
00:57:14,697 --> 00:57:16,768
Give me the five bucks back now.
974
00:57:16,833 --> 00:57:19,006
You're gonna have to leave now.
975
00:57:19,068 --> 00:57:22,743
I'm about to come over the counter and kill
you if you dorft give me the $5.00 back.
976
00:57:22,806 --> 00:57:25,446
You can get the fuck out of here
before I call the cops...
977
00:57:25,508 --> 00:57:27,010
and get your ass arrested.
978
00:57:28,378 --> 00:57:29,914
You're a fucking thief.
979
00:57:29,979 --> 00:57:31,981
Get the fuck out.
980
00:57:32,048 --> 00:57:35,222
That vvas-
That was all the cash that I had, man.
981
00:57:37,587 --> 00:57:39,191
[ Clerk ]
Bitch.
982
00:57:39,255 --> 00:57:41,997
- What did you just say to me?
- I said leave, bitch.
983
00:57:42,058 --> 00:57:43,901
Motherfucker!
984
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:46,065
Fucking piece of shit!
985
00:57:49,466 --> 00:57:51,241
Smile, bro.
986
00:57:55,305 --> 00:57:58,047
Shit. Ah, sh-
987
00:57:58,107 --> 00:58:00,644
Ah- Ah, shit.
988
00:58:05,648 --> 00:58:07,992
Took you long enough, dork.
989
00:58:10,553 --> 00:58:13,090
- [ Groans ]
- Got me in trouble with that fucking dare, man.
990
00:58:13,156 --> 00:58:15,932
- What are you talking about, man?
- When you made me go out.
991
00:58:15,992 --> 00:58:18,097
What, did my dad just say something to you?
992
00:58:18,161 --> 00:58:19,765
Why would your dad say anything?
993
00:58:19,829 --> 00:58:22,036
Nothing. Just- About the checks, man.
994
00:58:22,098 --> 00:58:25,079
What about the checks, Derek?
You told him, didn't you?
995
00:58:25,134 --> 00:58:27,580
- It was an accident, man. I'm sorry.
- l-low you tell him accidentally?
996
00:58:27,637 --> 00:58:30,083
We vvere just upstairs watching CS/J M/lamfl
and there was this, like-
997
00:58:30,139 --> 00:58:31,641
- You fucking told him. Asshole.
- I'm sorry.
998
00:58:31,708 --> 00:58:34,552
- Motherfucker.
- Get off me! Marty, get off me!
999
00:58:34,611 --> 00:58:36,113
[ Groans ]
1000
00:58:38,848 --> 00:58:40,350
Get off me.
1001
00:58:40,416 --> 00:58:42,919
Marty, stop it.
1002
00:58:42,986 --> 00:58:45,660
Marty! Get off me!
1003
00:58:47,223 --> 00:58:49,897
I'm gonna kick your ass, man!
1004
00:58:49,959 --> 00:58:51,461
[Grunts]
1005
00:58:51,528 --> 00:58:53,439
[Groaning]
1006
00:58:53,496 --> 00:58:55,203
[ Grunts ]
Get-
1007
00:58:56,332 --> 00:58:58,175
Marty, stop it.
1008
00:58:58,234 --> 00:59:01,147
[ Groans ]
Get off me, psycho.
1009
00:59:02,238 --> 00:59:04,218
- Fucker.
- [ Groans ]
1010
00:59:04,274 --> 00:59:06,379
[ Coughs 1
1011
00:59:08,278 --> 00:59:09,780
Psycho, dude.
1012
00:59:11,948 --> 00:59:14,224
- Fucker-
- What are you doing?
1013
00:59:16,219 --> 00:59:18,392
I'm out of here.
This fucking basement sucks, man.
1014
00:59:18,454 --> 00:59:20,991
What is this?
You fucking touching my glove?
1015
00:59:21,057 --> 00:59:22,661
Jesus Christ. You fucked me.
1016
00:59:22,725 --> 00:59:24,568
You fucked me. You fucked me.
1017
00:59:24,627 --> 00:59:27,335
- Where are you gonna go?
- I don't know. To hell, probably.
1018
00:59:27,397 --> 00:59:28,899
Come on. Give me some cash.
1019
00:59:28,965 --> 00:59:32,503
- What'? - You owe me for this,
man. Come on. I got nothing.
1020
00:59:32,569 --> 00:59:34,981
- I dorft think I have any money.
- Well, check and see, Derek.
1021
00:59:35,038 --> 00:59:36,676
Okay, okay, okay.
1022
00:59:36,739 --> 00:59:38,241
One second, man. Relax.
1023
00:59:38,308 --> 00:59:40,310
- Come on! Hurry up!
- Hold on, hold on.
1024
00:59:40,376 --> 00:59:42,515
I got- Wait. I got, like, 15-
1025
00:59:42,579 --> 00:59:45,253
- This fucking works, man.
- I'm sorry.
1026
00:59:47,083 --> 00:59:48,585
Geez.
1027
00:59:51,087 --> 00:59:52,589
Asshole.
1028
00:59:54,724 --> 00:59:56,226
Oh!
1029
00:59:57,393 --> 00:59:58,895
Oh!
1030
01:00:06,135 --> 01:00:10,277
Yeah, it turns out signing it over was
a really good idea.
1031
01:00:12,642 --> 01:00:14,144
Yeah.
1032
01:00:14,210 --> 01:00:15,712
No, I-I'm good.
1033
01:00:15,778 --> 01:00:19,316
I'm probably getting a raise soon,
so that will help.
1034
01:00:23,152 --> 01:00:24,995
Yeah. Hovv's Dad?
1035
01:00:30,593 --> 01:00:34,939
Yeah, well, he clicln't even tell me
he was coming into town, so-
1036
01:00:37,533 --> 01:00:40,173
Uh, Whatever. He's busy. I know.
1037
01:00:43,006 --> 01:00:45,213
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm "gust fired.
1038
01:00:45,274 --> 01:00:46,844
You know, work.
1039
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:53,583
No. Come on, I've been good about it.
1040
01:00:55,084 --> 01:00:57,462
I dorft even act like that anymore.
1041
01:00:58,521 --> 01:01:00,125
I'm happy now.
1042
01:01:01,424 --> 01:01:03,335
Everyone really likes me.
1043
01:01:08,231 --> 01:01:11,610
Anyway- No, I'm just calling to say hi, so-
1044
01:01:13,870 --> 01:01:15,816
I haverft seen you in a While.
1045
01:01:15,872 --> 01:01:18,409
I'll probably be by for Thanksgiving.
1046
01:01:19,275 --> 01:01:21,380
You-
1047
01:01:21,444 --> 01:01:24,118
Don't. Uh, I just- I'll walk over.
1048
01:01:27,150 --> 01:01:29,187
I clon't know-
1049
01:01:29,252 --> 01:01:32,699
I think that its “TV,” then “power.”
1050
01:01:34,190 --> 01:01:36,932
And then “auxiliary,” then “power” again.
1051
01:01:40,630 --> 01:01:43,133
Well, I dorft know then!
[ Clears Throat ]
1052
01:01:44,467 --> 01:01:49,416
Wai- Can you just
tell Dana and Kelly that I love 'em?
1053
01:01:50,807 --> 01:01:52,809
Please? Okay?
1054
01:01:54,544 --> 01:01:56,421
All right.
1055
01:01:56,479 --> 01:01:58,152
Bye, Mom.
1056
01:02:23,239 --> 01:02:26,686
[ Vehicle Passes By]
1057
01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:36,424
- The 7:30 for Detroit leave yet?
- [ Man] Not yet.
1058
01:02:36,486 --> 01:02:38,659
- What time is it?
- 7:25.
1059
01:02:38,721 --> 01:02:40,428
All right, so I still got five minutes?
1060
01:02:40,490 --> 01:02:43,027
- You know Where there's an ATM around?
- Up the road.
1061
01:02:43,092 --> 01:02:46,733
Is it a First Federal ATM?
it's got to be a First Federal ATM.
1062
01:02:46,796 --> 01:02:48,605
- I believe so.
- All right. Okay.
1063
01:02:48,664 --> 01:02:50,166
Hurry.
1064
01:03:02,145 --> 01:03:03,647
[ Beepiflg 1
1065
01:03:10,386 --> 01:03:11,888
[ Beeps 1
1066
01:03:22,965 --> 01:03:24,808
[ Muttering ]
1067
01:03:32,141 --> 01:03:35,247
[ Man On PA. Speaking Spanish]
1068
01:03:41,751 --> 01:03:45,062
N' [ Headphones:
Heavy Metal, Faint]
1069
01:03:51,794 --> 01:03:54,798
N [ Continues, Faint]
1070
01:04:03,739 --> 01:04:07,551
N [ Continues, Faint]
1071
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:26,167
I have one adult,
nonsmoking room, for one night.
1072
01:04:26,229 --> 01:04:27,731
- Is that correct?
- Yep.
1073
01:04:27,797 --> 01:04:29,970
All right.
Will this be cash or credit today?
1074
01:04:30,032 --> 01:04:31,534
Cash.
1075
01:04:31,601 --> 01:04:35,606
It looks like your room plus the fee
comes to 180, sir.
1076
01:04:37,406 --> 01:04:39,044
180,huh?
1077
01:04:39,108 --> 01:04:41,520
That's all right. I got that.
1078
01:04:48,451 --> 01:04:49,987
Thank you.
1079
01:04:50,052 --> 01:04:54,159
I'm also gonna need a card to keep on file.
Just for any incidentals.
1080
01:04:54,223 --> 01:04:56,328
Incidentals, huh?
1081
01:04:58,928 --> 01:05:00,430
That'll be perfect.
1082
01:05:00,496 --> 01:05:03,670
Is there anything else
vve can do for you today?
1083
01:05:03,733 --> 01:05:08,113
Yeah. You guys got like a large metal file?
1084
01:05:08,170 --> 01:05:12,209
- Um, I guess I could ask maintenance.
- Good.
1085
01:05:12,275 --> 01:05:13,777
Anything else?
1086
01:05:14,777 --> 01:05:16,916
You got room service up in this bitch?
1087
01:05:18,214 --> 01:05:21,525
I was Wondering if I get any free stuff.
1088
01:05:21,584 --> 01:05:24,793
Yeah, complimentary. That's What I meant.
1089
01:05:24,854 --> 01:05:28,063
Uh- I dorft know. Chips or anything?
1090
01:05:28,124 --> 01:05:29,865
No.
1091
01:05:29,926 --> 01:05:31,599
- [ Man On TV, /n0'x'sz'xhcz']
- [ Clears Throat ]
1092
01:05:31,661 --> 01:05:34,301
All right, well, can I get like a-
1093
01:05:34,363 --> 01:05:37,367
like a $20 plate of spaghetti?
1094
01:05:39,168 --> 01:05:40,704
Oh, beautiful.
1095
01:05:40,770 --> 01:05:42,943
And do I get chips with that?
1096
01:05:43,005 --> 01:05:45,315
- Hello.
- [Woman ] Here you are.
1097
01:05:46,909 --> 01:05:49,014
[ Marty]
There you go. You remembered.
1098
01:05:49,078 --> 01:05:51,115
Of course, Mr. Jackitansky.
1099
01:05:51,180 --> 01:05:53,217
- [ Marty ] Thank you very much.
- Enjoy your meal.
1100
01:05:53,282 --> 01:05:54,784
[ Marty ]
Thank you.
1101
01:05:56,118 --> 01:05:57,620
[ Door Closes ]
1102
01:06:00,356 --> 01:06:02,893
N [ TV Continues]
1103
01:06:22,144 --> 01:06:23,646
[ Blows ]
1104
01:06:25,014 --> 01:06:26,516
[Thuds]
1105
01:07:00,516 --> 01:07:02,120
[ Clangs 1
1106
01:08:04,747 --> 01:08:06,749
[Channel Changes]
1107
01:08:06,816 --> 01:08:08,727
[ TV Continues, lndistinct]
1108
01:09:08,477 --> 01:09:10,548
[ Snickers ]
1109
01:09:26,529 --> 01:09:29,908
N [ TV." Dramatic]
1110
01:09:40,242 --> 01:09:43,246
[ Man Speaking, lndistinct]
1111
01:10:39,668 --> 01:10:40,669
Ha-ha!
1112
01:10:40,736 --> 01:10:42,738
[ Blowing ]
1113
01:10:49,578 --> 01:10:52,252
[ Squeaking ]
1114
01:10:52,314 --> 01:10:56,524
[ Man On TV, Faint]
1115
01:11:15,938 --> 01:11:18,248
N [ Heavy Metal]
1116
01:11:28,917 --> 01:11:31,921
[ TV Continues]
1117
01:11:38,227 --> 01:11:41,436
[ Beepiflg 1
1118
01:12:08,057 --> 01:12:10,594
[ Beepiflg 1
1119
01:12:10,659 --> 01:12:12,161
Fuck.
1120
01:12:13,095 --> 01:12:15,439
[Chattering ]
1121
01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:53,278
Hello.
1122
01:12:53,335 --> 01:12:54,837
Hey.
1123
01:12:55,838 --> 01:12:58,045
I dorft have an ID for you.
1124
01:12:58,107 --> 01:12:59,609
Is that gonna be a problem?
1125
01:12:59,675 --> 01:13:02,315
Well, if ifs a cash transaction,
it shouldrft be a problem.
1126
01:13:02,378 --> 01:13:04,324
- That's awesome.
- Yeah, just fill that out.
1127
01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:07,122
And do you Want a tub room
or a shower room?
1128
01:13:07,182 --> 01:13:09,162
Is there a price difference?
1129
01:13:09,218 --> 01:13:11,391
Tub room's 22, shovvefis 28.
1130
01:13:11,453 --> 01:13:14,127
Oh. Uh, shovvefis fine.
1131
01:13:14,890 --> 01:13:16,426
For one night?
1132
01:13:16,492 --> 01:13:18,199
Yeah, one nighfs good.
1133
01:13:19,128 --> 01:13:20,698
All right.
1134
01:13:20,763 --> 01:13:22,504
Hang on to this key.
1135
01:13:22,564 --> 01:13:24,373
I dorft have a, uh, replacement.
1136
01:13:24,433 --> 01:13:27,107
- And if you lose it, you're gonna be out all night.
- Gotcha.
1137
01:13:27,169 --> 01:13:28,978
Okay. All right.
1138
01:13:32,574 --> 01:13:34,952
Your room is the last one on the left.
1139
01:13:59,935 --> 01:14:02,040
[Clattering ]
1140
01:14:16,084 --> 01:14:19,998
[ Man On TV, Faint]
1141
01:14:25,627 --> 01:14:28,972
[Channels Changing]
1142
01:14:29,031 --> 01:14:31,341
[ Applause]
1143
01:14:46,982 --> 01:14:48,484
Excuse me.
1144
01:14:48,550 --> 01:14:50,996
- Hi. May I help you?
- Yeah. Just, uh-
1145
01:14:51,053 --> 01:14:52,896
I need a copy of this key made.
1146
01:14:52,955 --> 01:14:55,231
Hold on. Hold on.
We don't do hotel keys.
1147
01:14:55,290 --> 01:14:57,497
No, no, no, ifs not.
1148
01:14:57,559 --> 01:15:00,096
It sure look like a hotel key to me.
1149
01:15:00,162 --> 01:15:03,006
It's not.
it's just a- it's just a house key.
1150
01:15:03,065 --> 01:15:05,204
All right. Don't want no trouble.
1151
01:15:05,267 --> 01:15:06,769
No, seriously.
1152
01:15:14,243 --> 01:15:17,122
[ Metal Scraping]
1153
01:15:21,517 --> 01:15:23,793
[Scraping Continues]
1154
01:15:27,556 --> 01:15:29,763
- [Scraping Stops]
- [ Man Blowing]
1155
01:15:32,861 --> 01:15:34,898
All right. A buck, 10.
1156
01:15:39,234 --> 01:15:41,111
You guys cash checks here?
1157
01:15:41,169 --> 01:15:43,115
Hell, nah. Read the sign.
1158
01:15:43,171 --> 01:15:47,176
N' [ Drumsticks Tapping
Rhythrnically]
1159
01:15:56,652 --> 01:15:59,394
m: [ Rapping ]
1160
01:16:17,506 --> 01:16:20,180
N' [Continues]
1161
01:16:27,082 --> 01:16:30,120
N' [Woman Rapping,
Muffled ]
1162
01:16:38,560 --> 01:16:42,372
♪♪ [Rapping Continues]
1163
01:16:43,398 --> 01:16:46,106
- [Yelling Muffled]
- Oh, Je-
1164
01:16:50,806 --> 01:16:52,308
- Morning.
- Hey.
1165
01:16:52,374 --> 01:16:54,718
- Checking out?
- I'm checking out.
1166
01:16:54,776 --> 01:16:56,778
Key. Thank you.
1167
01:16:56,845 --> 01:17:00,190
Hey. Did anyone come
looking for me last night?
1168
01:17:00,248 --> 01:17:01,989
Excuse me?
1169
01:17:02,050 --> 01:17:04,155
Did anyone come, like, looking for me?
1170
01:17:04,219 --> 01:17:06,825
- Are you in trouble?
- No.
1171
01:17:06,888 --> 01:17:08,765
I certainly hope not.
1172
01:17:08,824 --> 01:17:11,464
We pride ourselves on our customers
abiding by the law...
1173
01:17:11,526 --> 01:17:14,871
- and following our very simple rules.
- Oh, yeah?
1174
01:17:14,930 --> 01:17:18,400
Like that chick outside my Window yelling
that song at the top of her lungs all night?
1175
01:17:18,467 --> 01:17:20,469
I have no idea What you're talking about.
1176
01:17:20,535 --> 01:17:22,606
We take hospitality very seriously here.
1177
01:17:22,671 --> 01:17:25,242
[ Scoffs ]
Whatever, man.
1178
01:17:27,442 --> 01:17:29,444
[ Man In Film]
No one else.
1179
01:17:31,747 --> 01:17:34,751
[ Woman In Film] Well, maybe we can
pick up where we lefi off.?
1180
01:18:19,728 --> 01:18:21,230
[ Knocking Softly]
1181
01:18:33,809 --> 01:18:37,256
' _[ Door Opens]
- [ Hmges Squeaking]
1182
01:18:43,518 --> 01:18:46,624
[Hinges Continue Squeaking]
1183
01:19:00,969 --> 01:19:02,471
[ Door Closes ]
1184
01:19:18,854 --> 01:19:21,425
- [ Clattering ]
- [Woman ] What the fuck?
1185
01:19:21,490 --> 01:19:22,525
Shit.
1186
01:19:22,591 --> 01:19:25,094
- Hey. l-low you doing?
- Who the fuck are you'?
1187
01:19:25,160 --> 01:19:27,162
- Hey. Don't worry about it. I'm out of here.
- Larry!
1188
01:19:27,229 --> 01:19:29,334
Well, who are you? Larry!
1189
01:19:29,397 --> 01:19:32,674
You don't have to call anybody. I'm leaving
right now. I'm just gonna grab my stuff.
1190
01:19:32,734 --> 01:19:34,714
- Larry!
- You dorft have to call anybody.
1191
01:19:34,770 --> 01:19:36,511
- I'm taking off.
- Larry, get in here!
1192
01:19:36,571 --> 01:19:39,347
- No, really, seriously, I'm out the door.
- He was asleep.
1193
01:19:39,407 --> 01:19:41,182
- Hey, Larry.
- Just laying there.
1194
01:19:41,243 --> 01:19:43,553
- [ Larry] Hovv'd you get in here?
- Door was open.
1195
01:19:43,612 --> 01:19:46,491
[Woman ] No, that is not true.
it was locked all night.
1196
01:19:46,548 --> 01:19:49,256
Call the oops.
Tell them we have an intruder.
1197
01:19:49,317 --> 01:19:51,957
No, clon't. Don't call the oops.
1198
01:19:52,020 --> 01:19:53,795
- It's not necessary.
- [ Larry] Call the cops.
1199
01:19:53,855 --> 01:19:55,892
- Call the cops.
- No, you dorft have to call anybody-
1200
01:19:55,957 --> 01:19:57,595
Sit the fuck down!
1201
01:19:59,561 --> 01:20:01,905
Call the cops.
1202
01:20:01,963 --> 01:20:04,443
- Seriously, hang up the phone.
- [ Larry] Shut up.
1203
01:20:04,499 --> 01:20:06,069
Look at me.
1204
01:20:06,134 --> 01:20:08,341
You're that weasel
who was here two nights ago.
1205
01:20:08,403 --> 01:20:10,906
Call them.
Tell them we got an intruder...
1206
01:20:10,972 --> 01:20:12,610
- who broke into the room.
- Don't call them.
1207
01:20:12,674 --> 01:20:14,176
- Call the cops.
- Hang it up.
1208
01:20:14,242 --> 01:20:17,246
- Shut up. Call the cops!
- Hang up the phone.
1209
01:20:17,312 --> 01:20:20,225
- Call-
- Hang up the phone!
1210
01:20:21,983 --> 01:20:23,553
Hang up the phone.
1211
01:20:24,820 --> 01:20:27,426
No problems. Just go.
1212
01:20:48,844 --> 01:20:52,485
[Chattering ]
1213
01:20:52,547 --> 01:20:54,220
Hi. Uh-
1214
01:20:54,282 --> 01:20:58,025
The- There's something that's just a little
funny about this Egg MoMuffin.
1215
01:20:58,086 --> 01:21:00,088
Okay, I can get you a fresh one.
1216
01:21:07,395 --> 01:21:08,897
There you go. Sorry about that.
1217
01:21:08,964 --> 01:21:12,878
And, uh, you dorft have like a little pair,
like, scissors, do you?
1218
01:21:12,934 --> 01:21:15,039
[Chattering ]
1219
01:21:31,386 --> 01:21:33,195
- [Woman ] Hi.
- Hey.
1220
01:21:33,255 --> 01:21:35,235
Payday loan?
1221
01:21:35,290 --> 01:21:39,295
No, actually, just, uh, cash some checks.
1222
01:21:39,361 --> 01:21:41,773
Well, do you have your form ready then?
1223
01:21:42,864 --> 01:21:44,366
My form?
1224
01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:48,444
Right. Uh, no.
1225
01:21:50,672 --> 01:21:54,711
Take this. Fill it out.
Bring it back up. And have an ID ready.
1226
01:21:58,546 --> 01:22:00,548
[No Audible Dialogue]
1227
01:22:16,131 --> 01:22:17,633
Your ID?
1228
01:22:32,747 --> 01:22:35,557
These checks arerft in your name.
1229
01:22:35,617 --> 01:22:40,327
Well, yeah, they were sign-
I signed them over to me.
1230
01:22:40,388 --> 01:22:42,766
- You What?
- I mean-
1231
01:22:43,892 --> 01:22:46,634
They've been signed over to me.
1232
01:22:50,065 --> 01:22:52,238
Uh- Just-
1233
01:22:52,300 --> 01:22:55,838
That's not a big deal, right?
it's a normal thing.
1234
01:22:55,904 --> 01:23:00,546
Just hang on one minute. I'll- I'll be right
back. Just give me one minute.
1235
01:23:00,608 --> 01:23:03,646
If ifs a problem,
I dorft need 'em cashed right now. You-
1236
01:23:25,100 --> 01:23:28,104
Uh, can you come back here
for just a second?
1237
01:23:29,671 --> 01:23:31,082
Sure.
1238
01:23:31,139 --> 01:23:34,245
Good. Figure out hovv to get you your money.
Right through there.
1239
01:23:36,511 --> 01:23:38,013
L-low's it going?
1240
01:24:01,069 --> 01:24:02,571
All right.
1241
01:24:02,637 --> 01:24:06,175
So ifs Martin- Uh, vvhafs the-
Hovv do you say your last name?
1242
01:24:06,241 --> 01:24:08,517
- Jackitansky.
- Jackitansky.
1243
01:24:08,576 --> 01:24:10,078
Right. ifs Polish.
1244
01:24:10,145 --> 01:24:11,647
No.
1245
01:24:11,713 --> 01:24:14,216
- You sure ifs not Polish?
- Yeah.
1246
01:24:15,717 --> 01:24:18,823
I'm Kovvalczyk,
and that's Polish. That's why I was asking.
1247
01:24:18,887 --> 01:24:20,389
Hmm.
1248
01:24:22,357 --> 01:24:24,303
I'm being rude.
I never really introduced myself.
1249
01:24:24,359 --> 01:24:27,670
Um, I'm Craig Kovvalczyk,
and this is my place.
1250
01:24:27,729 --> 01:24:30,005
- L-low you doing?
- All right.
1251
01:24:31,399 --> 01:24:34,972
So, What do you do for a living, Martin?
1252
01:24:36,704 --> 01:24:39,776
L, uh- I vvork at Walmart.
1253
01:24:40,809 --> 01:24:42,516
I love that place.
1254
01:24:42,577 --> 01:24:44,579
What do you do there?
1255
01:24:45,413 --> 01:24:47,689
I'm a night stocker.
1256
01:24:48,583 --> 01:24:50,585
Night “stalker”?
1257
01:24:51,519 --> 01:24:53,658
I stack shelves at night.
1258
01:24:53,721 --> 01:24:55,428
Oh, right.
[ Chuckles ]
1259
01:24:55,490 --> 01:24:57,868
L- I heard something else, but-
1260
01:24:57,926 --> 01:25:00,031
Of course that makes Way more sense.
1261
01:25:02,964 --> 01:25:04,966
Which one do you vvork at?
1262
01:25:06,601 --> 01:25:09,844
I dorft know. The big one.
1263
01:25:09,904 --> 01:25:13,374
The big one. Uh- The big one that's like
right off the highway?
1264
01:25:14,742 --> 01:25:16,881
They're all the same, dude.
Look, What is up here?
1265
01:25:16,945 --> 01:25:18,549
You're gonna cash these checks or What?
1266
01:25:18,613 --> 01:25:20,786
Are you in a hurry'?
Do you have work tonight?
1267
01:25:20,849 --> 01:25:22,692
- Yeah.
- Okay.
1268
01:25:22,750 --> 01:25:25,788
- What time- What time you got to Work?
- Like, in 1O minutes.
1269
01:25:26,788 --> 01:25:28,529
Shoot.
1270
01:25:28,590 --> 01:25:30,092
[ Sighs ]
Probably have to call 'em.
1271
01:25:30,158 --> 01:25:31,660
I dorft Want you to get in trouble...
1272
01:25:31,726 --> 01:25:34,104
but we got to get this all sorted out.
1273
01:25:34,162 --> 01:25:35,835
L-low- I clon't even care anymore.
1274
01:25:35,897 --> 01:25:38,343
L- Really, just-
I'll cash 'em later. it's not a big deal.
1275
01:25:38,399 --> 01:25:39,969
It shouldrft take her too much longer.
1276
01:25:40,034 --> 01:25:42,605
We got to Wait for someone else to get here.
1277
01:25:42,670 --> 01:25:45,514
- Who?
- I had to call someone else in.
1278
01:25:45,573 --> 01:25:47,553
- You know, protocol.
- Who'?
1279
01:25:47,609 --> 01:25:50,818
Who? it's just protocol.
You got to do things in a certain order...
1280
01:25:50,879 --> 01:25:53,553
and so vve got to Wait
for this other guy to get here.
1281
01:25:53,615 --> 01:25:56,061
What is this protocol, man?
You're not even making any sense.
1282
01:25:56,117 --> 01:25:58,654
- What is this?
- [Clears Throat] All right, uh-
1283
01:26:00,021 --> 01:26:02,023
You Want me to come direct, Martin?
1284
01:26:03,758 --> 01:26:06,796
You got, uh- You got five checks here.
1285
01:26:06,861 --> 01:26:08,602
None of 'em are in your name.
1286
01:26:08,663 --> 01:26:12,702
- No, they're all signed over to me.
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.
1287
01:26:12,767 --> 01:26:15,247
Yeah, I see that
they've been signed over to you.
1288
01:26:15,303 --> 01:26:17,806
I get that.
1289
01:26:17,872 --> 01:26:22,252
In my business,
this is Whats called a “red flag.”
1290
01:26:22,310 --> 01:26:25,757
First off, we clon't cash checks
that are signed over like that.
1291
01:26:25,813 --> 01:26:29,488
“Red flag.” Is that a, uh, technical term?
1292
01:26:29,551 --> 01:26:31,997
You're trying to be an asshole?
1293
01:26:32,053 --> 01:26:34,533
'Cause I'm trying to be cool.
1294
01:26:34,589 --> 01:26:37,627
Novv, anytime someone comes in here
with something like this...
1295
01:26:37,692 --> 01:26:40,036
I'm trained to call the authorities.
1296
01:26:40,094 --> 01:26:42,904
Authorities? Well, vvhds that?
1297
01:26:42,964 --> 01:26:45,672
Who do you think it is, Martin?
I'm trained to call the police.
1298
01:26:45,733 --> 01:26:47,804
You called the cops?
1299
01:26:47,869 --> 01:26:50,076
We take this very seriously, Martin...
1300
01:26:50,138 --> 01:26:53,517
because ifs very rare that someone
would have five of these...
1301
01:26:53,575 --> 01:26:55,919
made out to them in this Way.
1302
01:26:57,111 --> 01:26:59,057
I'm not accusing you of anything.
1303
01:26:59,113 --> 01:27:03,061
L- I'm just trying to make sure you know
exactly vvhafs going on here.
1304
01:27:03,117 --> 01:27:05,597
Okay? Yeah, I called the police.
1305
01:27:05,653 --> 01:27:07,792
They're gonna come in.
They're gonna ask you some questions...
1306
01:27:07,855 --> 01:27:09,801
make sure everything checks out, all right?
1307
01:27:09,857 --> 01:27:11,632
It shouldrft be too big of a deal.
1308
01:27:11,693 --> 01:27:13,331
You seriously called the cops?
1309
01:27:13,394 --> 01:27:15,431
It's not a big deal, Martin.
1310
01:27:16,698 --> 01:27:19,702
- Yeah.
- Unless you're trying to commit a crime.
1311
01:27:21,236 --> 01:27:23,307
I hope that's not What this is.
1312
01:27:25,206 --> 01:27:27,743
Geez, man, I mean- But I've seen it all.
1313
01:27:27,809 --> 01:27:30,722
Yeah. I've seen people
snatched up by the police...
1314
01:27:30,778 --> 01:27:33,088
for some stupid-ass $200 scam.
1315
01:27:33,147 --> 01:27:37,596
But, man, you've only got
$90 worth of checks here.
1316
01:27:37,652 --> 01:27:41,498
So thafd be pretty dumb.
I mean, if you know What I mean.
1317
01:27:42,924 --> 01:27:45,871
Man, you're the one that's doing Wrong here.
1318
01:27:45,927 --> 01:27:47,668
What are you talking about?
1319
01:27:47,729 --> 01:27:49,800
This whole business is a crime.
1320
01:27:49,864 --> 01:27:53,869
Well, you know, we can ask the officers if
they agree with you when they get here.
1321
01:27:53,935 --> 01:27:55,608
Just give me my ID back, dude.
1322
01:27:55,670 --> 01:27:57,707
Uh, I clon't-
I clon't work like that, Martin.
1323
01:27:57,772 --> 01:28:01,310
You got to realize that you'd be facing
more than forgery here.
1324
01:28:01,376 --> 01:28:03,151
Okay, this could be Way Worse.
1325
01:28:03,211 --> 01:28:05,418
I Want my ID back.
1326
01:28:05,480 --> 01:28:09,018
You need to take a deep breath,
and you need to settle down...
1327
01:28:09,083 --> 01:28:11,859
and vve're gonna Wait this shit out together.
1328
01:28:14,088 --> 01:28:16,932
You- You're an asshole, man.
1329
01:28:16,991 --> 01:28:18,732
I'm sorry. What?
1330
01:28:19,961 --> 01:28:22,635
You're shit. Everything you do is shit.
1331
01:28:22,697 --> 01:28:25,007
This whole corporate thievery.
1332
01:28:25,066 --> 01:28:26,568
It's-
This is wrong. You know that?
1333
01:28:26,634 --> 01:28:28,807
Where you get “corporate” from'?
I own this place.
1334
01:28:28,870 --> 01:28:31,282
Well, fuck.
Whatever, man. That's Worse.
1335
01:28:31,339 --> 01:28:33,410
Jesus, man. I'm gonna come over there-
1336
01:28:33,474 --> 01:28:35,886
You need to settle dovvn and chill out...
1337
01:28:35,943 --> 01:28:37,445
and vve're gonna Wait this shit out.
1338
01:28:37,512 --> 01:28:40,015
I'm gonna strangle you
and rip your fucking face off.
1339
01:28:40,081 --> 01:28:42,584
- You're gonna play tough guy now?
- Yeah. Yeah.
1340
01:28:42,650 --> 01:28:44,493
Well, let's do it before the cops get here.
1341
01:28:44,552 --> 01:28:47,192
You knovv, you're the reason
people get mad and die, man.
1342
01:28:47,255 --> 01:28:49,735
I'm gonna kill you, you understand?
1343
01:28:49,791 --> 01:28:52,499
You need to calm dovvn until they get here.
1344
01:28:52,560 --> 01:28:55,063
- No. I'm leaving.
- No, no, no, you're not.
1345
01:28:55,129 --> 01:28:58,576
- Get the fuck off of me!
- You calm the shit down!
1346
01:28:59,934 --> 01:29:01,607
Motherfucker.
1347
01:29:01,669 --> 01:29:03,307
You little shit!
1348
01:29:13,581 --> 01:29:15,458
[Clattering ]
1349
01:29:15,516 --> 01:29:17,518
What the hell are you doing?
1350
01:29:23,291 --> 01:29:26,795
- What the hell is that?
- [ Body Thuds]
1351
01:29:37,839 --> 01:29:40,115
[Coughing]
1352
01:29:48,516 --> 01:29:51,963
I'm ta-taking the checks
and I'm taking my ID.
1353
01:29:56,324 --> 01:29:58,770
[Coughing]
1354
01:29:58,826 --> 01:30:00,328
Oh, you-
[ Coughs ]
1355
01:30:42,470 --> 01:30:44,711
[ Man In Film]
Find your jacket?
1356
01:30:44,772 --> 01:30:46,445
- Happy, baby?
- [ Woman] Yes.
1357
01:30:46,507 --> 01:30:50,421
[ Animal Roaring, Grow/mg]
1358
01:30:52,480 --> 01:30:54,756
[ Woman Screaming]
1359
01:30:54,816 --> 01:30:57,228
[ Man Shouting, lndistinct]
1360
01:30:57,285 --> 01:31:01,131
[ Man Shouting, People Screaming]
1361
01:31:03,858 --> 01:31:06,202
Dude. Yeah, ifs Marty.
1362
01:31:06,260 --> 01:31:08,035
Hey.
1363
01:31:08,095 --> 01:31:10,336
Don't worry about where I'm at.
1364
01:31:10,398 --> 01:31:12,844
Look, is anybody asking about me at Work?
1365
01:31:13,935 --> 01:31:16,040
No, not like Stacy.
1366
01:31:16,103 --> 01:31:18,379
Carol? She say anything?
1367
01:31:19,874 --> 01:31:21,376
What?
1368
01:31:22,376 --> 01:31:24,151
Carol got fired?
1369
01:31:27,381 --> 01:31:29,486
So I'm good then. There's no way-
1370
01:31:29,550 --> 01:31:32,258
The checks, man. That's it. I'm free.
1371
01:31:34,655 --> 01:31:36,362
Oh, beautiful.
1372
01:31:37,358 --> 01:31:39,998
All right, man. That's- Hey.
1373
01:31:40,061 --> 01:31:41,768
Yeah, I'm sorry about that, man.
1374
01:31:41,829 --> 01:31:43,672
Look, I'll pay you back.
Don't worry about it.
1375
01:31:43,731 --> 01:31:45,711
I'll pay you back next time I see you.
1376
01:31:45,766 --> 01:31:47,404
No, I promise.
1377
01:31:47,468 --> 01:31:49,072
All right, I gotta-
1378
01:31:50,071 --> 01:31:52,449
No, it's- it's “Sasquatch” everywhere.
1379
01:31:52,507 --> 01:31:55,818
It's “Yeti” in the Himalayas.
1380
01:31:55,877 --> 01:31:58,653
I know. “Skunk Ape” in Florida.
I know. That one is so Weird.
1381
01:31:58,713 --> 01:32:01,751
Look, I carft do this right now, man.
I gotta go, all right?
1382
01:32:01,816 --> 01:32:04,922
Okay. I'll talk to you later, Derek. Okay.
1383
01:32:04,986 --> 01:32:06,624
All right. Later, dork.
1384
01:32:12,527 --> 01:32:14,063
Whoo-ooh.
1385
01:32:24,272 --> 01:32:28,345
N [ Heavy Metal]
1386
01:32:52,967 --> 01:32:56,380
N [ Man Singing, lndistinct]
1387
01:33:16,958 --> 01:33:21,236
N [ Continues]
1388
01:33:37,745 --> 01:33:39,247
u [ Ends J
1389
01:35:10,171 --> 01:35:13,618
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