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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,045 --> 00:00:04,004 A POP Original Series 2 00:00:13,404 --> 00:00:15,537 What happened? Who died? 3 00:00:15,580 --> 00:00:17,365 Who died? Did Patrick die? 4 00:00:17,408 --> 00:00:19,106 No, Patrick didn't die, David. 5 00:00:19,149 --> 00:00:20,759 Then why did you startle me awake like this? 6 00:00:20,803 --> 00:00:23,240 My mind went straight to some kind of unthinkable tragedy. 7 00:00:23,284 --> 00:00:25,764 Like something really, really bad happened. 8 00:00:25,808 --> 00:00:28,115 Oh. Imagine. 9 00:00:29,333 --> 00:00:32,206 Well, the day did have a slight singultus 10 00:00:32,249 --> 00:00:34,251 What is she talking about? A hiccup. 11 00:00:34,295 --> 00:00:35,426 What hiccup? Who's hiccupping? 12 00:00:35,470 --> 00:00:37,907 Okay, David, shush for a minute. 13 00:00:37,950 --> 00:00:40,649 There was a big storm last night. 14 00:00:40,692 --> 00:00:42,607 And things got a bit wet. 15 00:00:42,651 --> 00:00:44,479 How wet? 16 00:00:44,522 --> 00:00:47,134 We've been looking into changing venues. 17 00:00:47,177 --> 00:00:49,701 Oh my god. To where? Bob's Garage? 18 00:00:49,745 --> 00:00:53,227 No, his roof was no match for the cumulus clouds. 19 00:00:53,270 --> 00:00:55,272 I've woken up in a "Black Mirror" episode. 20 00:00:55,316 --> 00:00:56,926 This might be a stupid question 21 00:00:56,969 --> 00:00:59,233 because there is like literally nothing you can do about it, 22 00:00:59,276 --> 00:01:01,278 but why didn't you guys get a tent? 23 00:01:01,322 --> 00:01:02,540 Not helping, Alexis. 24 00:01:02,584 --> 00:01:04,238 Because I wanted the wood-fired pizza oven 25 00:01:04,281 --> 00:01:05,804 and we couldn't afford both. 26 00:01:05,848 --> 00:01:07,676 Someone has to call the officiant. 27 00:01:07,719 --> 00:01:09,852 He's on his way from Elmdale. 28 00:01:11,245 --> 00:01:13,160 What happened to Fabian?! 29 00:01:13,203 --> 00:01:15,466 He cancelled because of the rain. 30 00:01:15,510 --> 00:01:17,816 What kind of adult man rides a penny-farthing? 31 00:01:17,860 --> 00:01:19,514 He's a haikuist! 32 00:01:19,557 --> 00:01:22,560 Well, David... I... I... I could easily step in here. 33 00:01:22,604 --> 00:01:25,259 I have a lot to say about... 34 00:01:25,302 --> 00:01:26,912 my son getting married... 35 00:01:26,956 --> 00:01:28,653 Okay. 36 00:01:28,697 --> 00:01:31,003 You can barely get through this without crying, so that's a no. 37 00:01:31,047 --> 00:01:32,831 A note, I did bring the house down 38 00:01:32,875 --> 00:01:34,833 at Pat Sajak's first wedding. 39 00:01:34,877 --> 00:01:36,270 Oh my god. Johnny: Oh I remember that. 40 00:01:36,313 --> 00:01:39,273 "Can I buy a vow." 41 00:01:39,316 --> 00:01:41,971 I had the studio audience wrapped around my finger. 42 00:01:42,014 --> 00:01:44,756 Well, there is one problem solved. 43 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:46,976 So let's leave the rest to me, okay? 44 00:01:47,019 --> 00:01:49,413 We have money now and the last thing I want 45 00:01:49,457 --> 00:01:52,982 is to leave town with some cheap-ass, soggy wedding. 46 00:01:53,025 --> 00:01:54,505 Mm-hmm. Okay. 47 00:01:54,549 --> 00:01:57,291 What if the sun comes out and everything's fine. 48 00:02:00,511 --> 00:02:01,643 Fuck! 49 00:02:02,731 --> 00:02:04,994 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 50 00:02:05,037 --> 00:02:06,952 Yep. Mm-hmm. 51 00:02:06,996 --> 00:02:09,433 Where are you going?! 52 00:02:09,477 --> 00:02:12,306 Moira: Somewhere safe. 53 00:02:19,530 --> 00:02:21,489 Okay. We should've gotten a tent. 54 00:02:21,532 --> 00:02:23,882 I didn't need pizza that badly. Wow, let's not get crazy. 55 00:02:23,926 --> 00:02:26,015 No, we should have gotten married indoors. 56 00:02:26,058 --> 00:02:27,886 You said indoor weddings are tacky. 57 00:02:27,930 --> 00:02:29,453 No. I said most weddings are tacky. 58 00:02:29,497 --> 00:02:31,890 And they often take place indoors. 59 00:02:31,934 --> 00:02:34,066 Hm. David... we all know how much 60 00:02:34,110 --> 00:02:36,330 the success of this wedding means to you. 61 00:02:36,373 --> 00:02:39,420 So we are going to make the absolute best of today, okay? 62 00:02:39,463 --> 00:02:42,031 And regardless of how that happens 63 00:02:42,074 --> 00:02:44,381 or where that happens, at the end of the day, 64 00:02:44,425 --> 00:02:46,035 I am going to kiss that worried-looking face of yours 65 00:02:46,078 --> 00:02:48,342 and call you my husband. 66 00:02:48,385 --> 00:02:50,779 And that's the only thing that matters. 67 00:02:51,954 --> 00:02:53,521 Okay, 68 00:02:53,564 --> 00:02:55,305 I just refuse to get married in Roland's living room. 69 00:02:55,349 --> 00:02:56,785 I have to draw the line somewhere. 70 00:02:56,828 --> 00:02:58,743 Okay. Okay. 71 00:02:58,787 --> 00:03:01,398 Besides those carpets do not photograph well. 72 00:03:01,442 --> 00:03:02,921 All right, I am heading to the motel 73 00:03:02,965 --> 00:03:04,706 to sort all this out with your Dad. 74 00:03:04,749 --> 00:03:06,403 In the meantime, 75 00:03:06,447 --> 00:03:08,753 I have arranged for a massage to chill you out a little bit. 76 00:03:08,797 --> 00:03:10,581 So you can just lie down, relax 77 00:03:10,625 --> 00:03:13,367 and not talk until we have a plan, all right? 78 00:03:13,410 --> 00:03:15,412 How did you book a massage so last-minute? 79 00:03:15,456 --> 00:03:17,588 Oh no, all this was planned weeks ago. 80 00:03:17,632 --> 00:03:19,721 Just had a hunch you wouldn't handle stress well today. 81 00:03:19,764 --> 00:03:22,419 Okay, I've been handling the stress just fine. 82 00:03:22,463 --> 00:03:24,639 You had like three bagels in half an hour. 83 00:03:25,988 --> 00:03:27,990 They were a mistake. It's all taken care of 84 00:03:28,033 --> 00:03:29,905 and I've told them we need you calm today. 85 00:03:29,948 --> 00:03:31,733 So just let them do their job. Okay? 86 00:03:31,776 --> 00:03:33,996 Okay. I just feel like I need to be around for... 87 00:03:34,039 --> 00:03:35,824 Goodbye, David. 88 00:03:35,867 --> 00:03:37,782 Don't neglect the lighting. 89 00:03:37,826 --> 00:03:39,697 Okay. Love you, too. 90 00:03:39,741 --> 00:03:42,526 Love you. Thanks. 91 00:03:48,184 --> 00:03:50,665 "Hello, you. 92 00:03:50,708 --> 00:03:53,668 Are... are we all ready to spin the wheel of life today?" 93 00:03:55,409 --> 00:03:57,802 Even Vanna White didn't laugh at that one. 94 00:04:02,154 --> 00:04:04,809 Alexis, have I ever told you 95 00:04:04,853 --> 00:04:07,334 how bewitching you are. 96 00:04:09,161 --> 00:04:10,815 It's a compliment. 97 00:04:10,859 --> 00:04:12,164 No. I know. I'm sorry. 98 00:04:12,208 --> 00:04:15,037 I'm just feeling like, a little emotional today. 99 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:17,909 Is it David? Did he say something to upset you? 100 00:04:17,953 --> 00:04:20,564 He can be very cruel, but it's all fear-based, dear. 101 00:04:20,608 --> 00:04:22,566 So please don't take it personally. 102 00:04:22,610 --> 00:04:24,916 No, I just realized that this is like the last time 103 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:26,788 that we're all gonna be here. No. 104 00:04:26,831 --> 00:04:28,659 Like this. Stop. 105 00:04:28,703 --> 00:04:31,009 Like, soon I won't be able to just, like, come in here 106 00:04:31,053 --> 00:04:32,576 and say hey. 107 00:04:32,620 --> 00:04:34,665 No, I think you'll be surprised at how quickly 108 00:04:34,709 --> 00:04:36,667 you'll appreciate the luxury of privacy. 109 00:04:36,711 --> 00:04:38,452 I remember there was like a whole year 110 00:04:38,495 --> 00:04:40,410 that we just didn't even see each other. 111 00:04:40,454 --> 00:04:42,456 That's not true. 112 00:04:42,499 --> 00:04:44,849 Unless it was the year I booked that international campaign 113 00:04:44,893 --> 00:04:46,808 for Looky-Loo Binoculars. 114 00:04:46,851 --> 00:04:48,723 I'm just saying... 115 00:04:48,766 --> 00:04:51,029 A part of me feels like... 116 00:04:51,073 --> 00:04:53,118 I'm almost glad that we lost the money. 117 00:04:54,903 --> 00:04:57,645 Well, I'm happy you and your feeling are so well acquainted. 118 00:04:57,688 --> 00:04:59,951 But you wouldn't be the first hostage 119 00:04:59,995 --> 00:05:02,127 to fall in love with their captor. 120 00:05:05,087 --> 00:05:06,915 I love you very much 121 00:05:08,830 --> 00:05:10,571 Okay. Okay. 122 00:05:12,442 --> 00:05:14,183 And I'm here if you need any help with your speech. 123 00:05:14,226 --> 00:05:16,185 No, I'm good, but thank you. 124 00:05:16,228 --> 00:05:18,796 Thank you, I needed a moment of levity today. 125 00:05:21,103 --> 00:05:23,453 Boop. Oh. 126 00:05:25,237 --> 00:05:26,761 Woo! 127 00:05:29,154 --> 00:05:30,678 Okay. 128 00:05:37,554 --> 00:05:39,077 I think you're very good at this, 129 00:05:39,121 --> 00:05:41,079 or the half pill I just took kicked in. 130 00:05:41,123 --> 00:05:42,559 Or both. 131 00:05:42,603 --> 00:05:44,866 Because I am feeling very calm right now. 132 00:05:44,909 --> 00:05:46,563 Well, that's good, 133 00:05:46,607 --> 00:05:48,565 because your neck is like a block of granite. 134 00:05:48,609 --> 00:05:50,567 Okay. Are we sure that's not just muscle 135 00:05:50,611 --> 00:05:51,829 Yes. 136 00:05:51,873 --> 00:05:53,135 All right, you answered that too quickly. 137 00:05:53,178 --> 00:05:54,571 Relax. Mm-hmm. 138 00:05:54,615 --> 00:05:57,008 Take a deep inhale. 139 00:05:57,052 --> 00:05:59,010 And a big exhale. 140 00:05:59,054 --> 00:06:00,751 Good. 141 00:06:00,795 --> 00:06:02,797 Now do that consistently for the rest of this massage. 142 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,581 Okay. 143 00:06:04,625 --> 00:06:05,843 Can I have you flip on your back? 144 00:06:05,887 --> 00:06:07,584 Sure. 145 00:06:11,545 --> 00:06:13,503 Deep inhale. 146 00:06:15,679 --> 00:06:17,681 Deep breath out. 147 00:06:18,726 --> 00:06:20,162 Ooh. 148 00:06:21,032 --> 00:06:23,208 Okay, team, we only have a few hours, 149 00:06:23,252 --> 00:06:25,080 so we need to act fast. 150 00:06:25,123 --> 00:06:26,560 It's raining. What's the plan? 151 00:06:26,603 --> 00:06:28,997 Okay. Well, Roland, you've got some pull here, 152 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:31,129 we need a venue, and don't say... 153 00:06:31,173 --> 00:06:33,741 Our living room is yours, Johnny. 154 00:06:33,784 --> 00:06:35,743 And we still have some baby sprinkle decorations 155 00:06:35,786 --> 00:06:37,266 gathering dust. 156 00:06:37,309 --> 00:06:39,137 Oh, as David's maid-of-honor, 157 00:06:39,181 --> 00:06:41,139 I'm gonna shut that down on his behalf. 158 00:06:41,183 --> 00:06:43,925 Ray, you don't need to be documenting this. 159 00:06:43,968 --> 00:06:45,579 I was told to capture the day. 160 00:06:45,622 --> 00:06:47,276 Ray, I don't think this is a part of the day 161 00:06:47,319 --> 00:06:49,147 that anybody is gonna wanna remember. 162 00:06:49,191 --> 00:06:51,236 Can you say that again for the camera? 163 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:53,717 I know the florist. 164 00:06:53,761 --> 00:06:56,154 I can see if she can throw in some extra flowers. 165 00:06:56,198 --> 00:06:59,680 Ronnie, you don't seem to realize we don't have the time. 166 00:06:59,723 --> 00:07:02,160 Johnny, when I say I know the florist, I mean, 167 00:07:02,204 --> 00:07:04,641 I know the florist. 168 00:07:06,034 --> 00:07:07,731 Oh. Yes! Ronnie! That's great! 169 00:07:07,775 --> 00:07:10,342 Thank you so much. I'm doing this for David. 170 00:07:10,386 --> 00:07:12,127 Of course you are. 171 00:07:12,170 --> 00:07:15,043 I can free up the café between the lunch and dinner rush. 172 00:07:15,086 --> 00:07:17,567 Yeah, I guess we could use the garage for parking. 173 00:07:17,611 --> 00:07:19,874 We just have to keep a space clear 174 00:07:19,917 --> 00:07:21,702 in case Gwen comes back. 175 00:07:23,051 --> 00:07:24,313 Well, thanks, Bob, 176 00:07:24,356 --> 00:07:26,620 but it's really hard to talk parking 177 00:07:26,663 --> 00:07:28,796 when we don't even know where we're holding the thing. 178 00:07:28,839 --> 00:07:32,147 Well, the closest place to there would be the Town Hall. 179 00:07:32,190 --> 00:07:34,671 What about the Town Hall, Johnny? 180 00:07:36,238 --> 00:07:37,935 I mean, David's gonna have a heart attack, 181 00:07:37,979 --> 00:07:40,547 but it... it could work. 182 00:07:45,247 --> 00:07:49,077 Okay, David. We've managed to secure a venue for tonight, 183 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:51,340 and I really don't want to hear anything but enthusiasm 184 00:07:51,383 --> 00:07:52,994 from you when I tell you. 185 00:07:54,169 --> 00:07:56,388 You are shockingly calm for David Rose 186 00:07:56,432 --> 00:07:58,739 on his wedding day. I am. 187 00:07:58,782 --> 00:08:00,828 So where are we getting married? 188 00:08:00,871 --> 00:08:03,657 An indoor parking garage? Those were all full. 189 00:08:04,614 --> 00:08:08,575 We uh, we managed to get the Town Hall for the night. 190 00:08:11,447 --> 00:08:14,189 And... and it's dry, and everybody is chipping in, 191 00:08:14,232 --> 00:08:15,625 and your dad has promised me 192 00:08:15,669 --> 00:08:17,932 that he has everything under control. 193 00:08:19,803 --> 00:08:22,284 Okay. Fine. Are you okay? 194 00:08:22,327 --> 00:08:23,894 I mean, listen, 195 00:08:23,938 --> 00:08:26,941 just because I didn't have the Town Hall... 196 00:08:26,984 --> 00:08:29,900 on my mood board doesn't mean we still can't have fun. 197 00:08:29,944 --> 00:08:32,860 And as long as my husband doesn't stand me up at the altar, 198 00:08:32,903 --> 00:08:35,036 I don't care where we get married. 199 00:08:35,079 --> 00:08:36,428 Wow. 200 00:08:36,472 --> 00:08:38,648 That massage really did a number, huh? 201 00:08:38,692 --> 00:08:41,216 Uh, yeah. That was the first time 202 00:08:41,259 --> 00:08:43,697 I've ever received a happy ending. 203 00:08:45,220 --> 00:08:46,656 Sorry, what did you just say? 204 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:48,919 The happy ending that the masseur gave me. 205 00:08:48,963 --> 00:08:50,921 I've always heard of things like that, 206 00:08:50,965 --> 00:08:52,749 but I've never actually gotten one. 207 00:08:52,793 --> 00:08:54,359 Did you have to pay extra for that? 208 00:08:56,013 --> 00:08:57,972 I didn't pay for a happy ending! I paid for a massage! 209 00:08:58,015 --> 00:09:00,844 He gave you a happy ending?! On our wedding day?! 210 00:09:00,888 --> 00:09:02,846 I thought you wanted that?! 211 00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:04,805 See, this is what Ray should be filming. 212 00:09:04,848 --> 00:09:06,937 Why would I want you to get a happy ending 213 00:09:06,981 --> 00:09:09,374 from a stranger on our wedding day, David? 214 00:09:09,418 --> 00:09:11,115 You tell me! 215 00:09:11,159 --> 00:09:12,856 Because I was stressed out! 216 00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:15,424 And you told me that you wanted to de-stress me. 217 00:09:15,467 --> 00:09:17,774 I just assumed you knew what you were paying for! 218 00:09:17,818 --> 00:09:19,950 I was both shocked and impressed! 219 00:09:19,994 --> 00:09:21,561 Oh... 220 00:09:21,604 --> 00:09:23,737 Okay, but to be clear, you didn't stop it from happening? 221 00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:26,087 Okay, Marcia Clark? Court's adjourned for the day. 222 00:09:26,130 --> 00:09:27,828 This is unbelievable. 223 00:09:27,871 --> 00:09:29,743 At no point was that ever discussed. 224 00:09:29,786 --> 00:09:32,702 All I did, was leave an envelope full of cash 225 00:09:32,746 --> 00:09:34,878 and a note that said to take very good care of you. 226 00:09:34,922 --> 00:09:37,315 And now that I've said those words out loud, 227 00:09:37,359 --> 00:09:38,795 I can see how a certain kind of person 228 00:09:38,839 --> 00:09:41,319 would interpret that the wrong way. 229 00:09:41,363 --> 00:09:43,321 Okay, but was it good at least? 230 00:09:43,365 --> 00:09:45,976 Do not answer that. Was it? Don't. 231 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:47,412 Okay. 232 00:09:47,456 --> 00:09:49,980 I think Stevie and I should probably go get ready. 233 00:09:50,024 --> 00:09:51,765 Leave you to put your little suit on. 234 00:09:51,808 --> 00:09:53,418 Mm-hmm. Okay? 235 00:09:53,462 --> 00:09:55,464 Nothing compares to you. 236 00:09:55,507 --> 00:09:57,422 My husband-to-be. 237 00:09:57,466 --> 00:09:59,468 I love you. 238 00:09:59,511 --> 00:10:02,340 This is gonna make for a very strange story one day. 239 00:10:02,384 --> 00:10:03,864 Oh yeah, absolutely. 240 00:10:03,907 --> 00:10:06,910 Okay. We will meet you at Town Hall. 241 00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:09,826 Mm-hmm. Okay? 242 00:10:14,091 --> 00:10:15,702 Oh my god. 243 00:10:20,489 --> 00:10:22,404 Ah, everybody, 244 00:10:22,447 --> 00:10:25,146 I'd like to thank you all for coming out today, 245 00:10:25,189 --> 00:10:28,889 and uh helping to save David and Patrick's big day. 246 00:10:30,107 --> 00:10:31,935 And on a personal note, 247 00:10:31,979 --> 00:10:35,809 I'd like to thank you all for helping to save my family 248 00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:38,028 over these past few years. 249 00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:40,074 I don't think we could have gotten through 250 00:10:40,117 --> 00:10:41,815 without you all... 251 00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:44,078 Jocelyn, I thought Ronnie's in charge of the flowers. 252 00:10:44,121 --> 00:10:46,733 Well, yeah, but you can never have enough. 253 00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:48,952 And you said to spare no expense so. 254 00:10:48,996 --> 00:10:50,475 I did. 255 00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:52,173 I didn't think we'd be taking is it quite so literally. 256 00:10:52,216 --> 00:10:54,392 I mean, I think we've gotta rein this in a bit. 257 00:10:54,436 --> 00:10:57,395 Oh Johnny, come on. Just enjoy it, okay? 258 00:10:57,439 --> 00:10:59,223 You're gonna be gone soon. 259 00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:01,051 You're gonna miss this place. 260 00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:03,401 I will be back, Roland. My son still lives here. 261 00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:05,142 No, I know there is that, 262 00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:08,929 but you are gonna be gone gone soon. 263 00:11:09,973 --> 00:11:12,236 Something can fall from the ceiling and just go 264 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,890 Bffggghhh! I'm dead! 265 00:11:13,934 --> 00:11:15,196 Okay. 266 00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:18,068 Not me though, I'm prepared. All right. 267 00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:20,767 Okay, everybody, back to work! 268 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:26,773 Alexis: David? Is that you? Yeah. 269 00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:29,863 Oh my god! You're getting married today! 270 00:11:29,906 --> 00:11:32,256 I am. And according to the wedding schedule, 271 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:34,476 you're supposed to be dressed and ready to greet me. 272 00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:36,826 Greet you? 273 00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:40,090 What is that? Thank you, David. 274 00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:42,919 You look very expensive and gorgeous too. 275 00:11:42,963 --> 00:11:44,791 It's... it's white. You're wearing a white dress. 276 00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:47,097 Duh. It's black and white themed. 277 00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:48,925 What was I supposed to show up in pink? 278 00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:50,927 Or black! You're wearing a wedding dress 279 00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:53,800 to my wedding! This is not a wedding dress. 280 00:11:53,843 --> 00:11:55,889 It's a white, floor-length gown. 281 00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:57,934 It's very different. Did it come with a veil? 282 00:11:57,978 --> 00:12:00,154 No. It came with a headdress. A what? 283 00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:05,159 It came with like a white, tulle, headdress, 284 00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:06,900 but I thought it overwhelmed the dress 285 00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:08,597 so I decided not to wear it. 286 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:11,382 You're walking me down the aisle in a wedding dress. 287 00:12:11,426 --> 00:12:14,124 Everyone is gonna think we're getting married to each other. 288 00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:16,997 Ugh! Come in. 289 00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:25,396 You look nice. Thank you. 290 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:28,051 Now, Stevie, as my maid-of-honor, 291 00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:30,271 does it not look like Alexis is wearing a wedding dress? 292 00:12:30,314 --> 00:12:33,361 Or just like a dress that happens to be white? 293 00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:34,971 I don't wanna get involved. 294 00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:36,581 You don't have a choice. You work for me today. 295 00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:38,496 So much for the massage. 296 00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:40,194 I mean, 297 00:12:40,237 --> 00:12:42,196 I don't think it's gonna look like a wedding dress 298 00:12:42,239 --> 00:12:44,241 unless you guys are standing next to each other. 299 00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:48,289 She's walking me down the aisle! 300 00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:50,552 I don't think you should worry about it. 301 00:12:50,595 --> 00:12:53,250 I'm sure this town has seen far weirder things. 302 00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:55,035 Okay. Everybody chill. 303 00:12:55,078 --> 00:12:57,994 My brother is getting married today ... 304 00:12:58,038 --> 00:13:00,692 still feels so weird to say that ... 305 00:13:00,736 --> 00:13:03,173 so drink up, David. 306 00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:05,393 It's your big day. And we love you. 307 00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:09,484 Right, Stevie? Right? 308 00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:11,138 Hm. 309 00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:16,404 Is that a bow in the back? Don't, David. 310 00:14:47,582 --> 00:14:48,931 Okay, can you please stop doing that? 311 00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,628 You're making me nervous. I'm sorry. 312 00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:52,456 I've just like, I've been thinking a lot about it, 313 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:53,893 and I think you're right. 314 00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:56,765 I know. About what? 315 00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:58,462 Like I think I'm wearing a wedding dress. 316 00:14:58,506 --> 00:14:59,637 Oh, I know that. 317 00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:01,465 I really wanted to impress you today. 318 00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:03,337 And now I feel like I'm ruining your wedding. 319 00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:05,208 I think you're giving yourself a lot of credit. 320 00:15:05,252 --> 00:15:07,210 My wedding was already ruined. 321 00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:09,821 But for what it's worth, 322 00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:13,303 I am continuously impressed by you. 323 00:15:15,305 --> 00:15:16,828 Now can you please walk me down the aisle 324 00:15:16,872 --> 00:15:18,439 before people lose interest? 325 00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:21,833 Hey David, 326 00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:23,835 it would be my honor. Okay. 327 00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:31,974 Hey, I love you. Hm. 328 00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:55,824 Is it me, or do they look like husband and wife? 329 00:15:57,782 --> 00:16:00,220 Kind of. 330 00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:30,728 Good... 331 00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:33,731 Good evening, everyone, 332 00:16:33,775 --> 00:16:38,519 welcome to the marriage of Patrick Brewer and David... 333 00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:41,217 David Rose. 334 00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:45,743 We are gathered here today 335 00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:49,312 to celebrate the love between two people, 336 00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:52,750 whose lives were ostensibly brought together 337 00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:55,797 by the fated flap of a butterfly wing. 338 00:16:57,625 --> 00:17:00,758 It is all but impossible to explain 339 00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:02,847 why things happen the way they do. 340 00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:08,201 Our lives are like little bébé crows, 341 00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:11,943 carried upon a curious wind. 342 00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:15,686 And all we can wish, for our families, 343 00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,601 for those we love, 344 00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:20,213 is that that wind 345 00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:23,216 will eventually places us on solid ground. 346 00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:29,309 And I believe it's done just that for my family here. 347 00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,616 In this little town. 348 00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:34,705 In the middle of nowhere. 349 00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:36,316 Okay. I think we're good. 350 00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:38,144 Okay. 351 00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:42,235 And now I will ask David Rose 352 00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:45,455 and Patrick... Brewer. 353 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,284 Brewer. 354 00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:52,462 To exchange their vows. 355 00:17:58,251 --> 00:17:59,817 David. 356 00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:08,174 I can't believe this is happening. 357 00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:11,655 I'm gonna keep this very short 358 00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:13,309 because I think you already know 359 00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:15,355 that I would climb a thousand mountains for you. 360 00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:19,750 So I'll just say this: 361 00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:24,494 you will always be a part of me. 362 00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:57,614 David? 363 00:18:57,658 --> 00:18:59,486 Ugh, yes. 364 00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:06,014 Patrick... 365 00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:11,324 I've never liked a smile as much as I like yours. 366 00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:14,544 I've never felt as safe 367 00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:16,677 as I do when I'm with you. 368 00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:21,377 I've never known love, 369 00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:23,945 like I have when we're together. 370 00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:28,428 It's not been an easy road for me. 371 00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:30,734 But knowing that you will always be there for me 372 00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:32,823 at the end of it, makes everything okay. 373 00:19:36,436 --> 00:19:38,002 Patrick Brewer, 374 00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:40,962 you are my happy ending. 375 00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:46,489 Patrick, 376 00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:48,926 do you take David 377 00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:51,929 to be your lawfully wedded husband? 378 00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:57,065 I do. 379 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,330 And David. 380 00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:03,985 David. Do you take Patrick 381 00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:07,075 to be your lawfully wedded husband? 382 00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:10,992 I do. 383 00:20:11,035 --> 00:20:13,908 I now pronounce you husband and husband. 384 00:20:13,951 --> 00:20:17,346 You may kiss each other. 385 00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:44,112 Wooo! 386 00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:51,032 Well, you did such a great job, sweetheart. 387 00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:52,947 I don't know how you do it. 388 00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:54,992 Oh, someone has to hold it together? 389 00:20:55,036 --> 00:20:57,430 There's a time and place for sentimentality, 390 00:20:57,473 --> 00:21:01,477 and your only son's wedding day is hardly the moment. 391 00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:12,314 Moira! 392 00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:15,622 It's 6:00 A.M., John. I'm moving as fast as I can. 393 00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:19,756 Hmm. 394 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,802 Well, I guess this is it. 395 00:21:21,845 --> 00:21:24,457 You know after our goodbyes last night 396 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,415 Roland mentioned a going away gift, 397 00:21:26,459 --> 00:21:28,635 I guess he forgot. 398 00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:31,899 I personally would not have missed this 399 00:21:31,942 --> 00:21:33,901 for the whole wide world. 400 00:21:33,944 --> 00:21:35,729 David: Okay. You're only saying that 401 00:21:35,772 --> 00:21:37,774 ‘cos you haven't gone to bed yet. 402 00:21:39,646 --> 00:21:41,474 I'm going to miss you, Mr. and Mrs. Rose. 403 00:21:41,517 --> 00:21:43,476 Oh. Thank you, Stevie, 404 00:21:43,519 --> 00:21:45,260 that's awfully sweet. 405 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,610 Yes, just as sweet as the liqueur 406 00:21:47,654 --> 00:21:49,351 wafting off your breath. 407 00:21:49,395 --> 00:21:52,746 I also didn't go to bed last night. 408 00:21:54,269 --> 00:21:56,271 You take care of the place, Stevie. 409 00:21:58,839 --> 00:22:01,581 And uh, if you get the chance, 410 00:22:01,624 --> 00:22:03,626 Room 7 needs a turndown. 411 00:22:03,670 --> 00:22:06,847 Okay. 412 00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:09,328 Well, safe travels, Mr. and Mrs. Rose. 413 00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:10,938 David and I can't wait to host you at our place 414 00:22:10,981 --> 00:22:12,679 when you come back to visit. 415 00:22:12,722 --> 00:22:15,464 Oh, thank you, Patrick. 416 00:22:16,552 --> 00:22:19,338 Oh, the couriers are coming for the bulk of the luggage. 417 00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:20,991 Yeah, today. Yes. This afternoon. 418 00:22:21,035 --> 00:22:23,211 Okay. Make sure the girls are shipped in an... 419 00:22:23,254 --> 00:22:25,735 Temperature controlled cargo container. Aha. 420 00:22:25,779 --> 00:22:28,216 Okay. Bye, kids. 421 00:22:28,259 --> 00:22:29,870 Okay. Bye. 422 00:22:31,872 --> 00:22:33,526 I love you! 423 00:22:33,569 --> 00:22:35,223 Love you. 424 00:22:38,922 --> 00:22:40,663 Okay. Love You! 425 00:22:40,707 --> 00:22:42,622 Bye, son. I'll see you soon. 426 00:22:42,665 --> 00:22:44,885 I'm so proud of us. I'm so proud. 427 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,499 Bye, Honey. Bye, Dad. 428 00:22:50,543 --> 00:22:52,545 I love you! I love you too. 429 00:23:03,033 --> 00:23:05,340 Moira: We love you! 430 00:23:11,607 --> 00:23:13,609 Love you. 431 00:23:25,142 --> 00:23:27,057 Johnny: Wait! Stop the car! 432 00:23:36,197 --> 00:23:38,025 What is it? 433 00:23:39,374 --> 00:23:42,159 Just wanted one last look. 434 00:23:46,033 --> 00:23:48,470 Driver, we're ready. 31354

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