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Spit your human venom on me? 14 00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:42,626 You have venom? Quick, Luz, start melting faces! 15 00:00:42,793 --> 00:00:45,087 Even if I could, it's not worth it. 16 00:00:45,254 --> 00:00:47,381 You wouldn't understand how to handle teens like her. 17 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:49,633 No, I'll show you what to do. (GRUNTS) 18 00:00:50,425 --> 00:00:53,136 You will tremble before me! 19 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:56,890 Ooh. He's so cute! 20 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:58,058 -(KING GROANS) -(CAMERA CLICKS) 21 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,479 How much? I have to own him. 22 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:06,066 You couldn't afford me, sister. 23 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:07,359 ALL: Oh! 24 00:01:07,526 --> 00:01:09,403 That's the incorrect reaction! 25 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:10,571 (SNIFFING) 26 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:12,865 I smell an easy mark. 27 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:14,700 (GRUNTS) Hey, kid! 28 00:01:14,867 --> 00:01:17,870 Can I offer you the latest fashions from 29 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:21,665 the human realm? 30 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:23,959 -Yeah, no. -(ALL LAUGHING) 31 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:26,920 Well, I hate her. 32 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:29,673 Yeah, teens can be sour, but I'm a little sweetie. 33 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,008 Look what I made you! 34 00:01:32,885 --> 00:01:34,178 Luz! 35 00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:38,348 Did I spell something wrong? Or did I spell something right? 36 00:01:39,183 --> 00:01:41,602 Stop that. You may be forgetting something, Luz. 37 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:44,897 I'm kinda on the run! Remember? 38 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:47,524 Every guard in town would be at my doorstep 39 00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:49,026 if I had my name in lights. 40 00:01:49,193 --> 00:01:51,111 Well, I don't see anyone right now. 41 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:52,696 Maybe you're just being paranoid. 42 00:01:52,863 --> 00:01:53,906 You're a powerful witch. 43 00:01:54,072 --> 00:01:56,825 Why hide when you can "poof" all your problems away with magic? 44 00:01:56,992 --> 00:01:58,827 What does Luz know about problems anyway? 45 00:01:58,994 --> 00:02:00,871 All she has is dumb teen drama! 46 00:02:01,038 --> 00:02:03,123 She doesn't understand how hard some of us have it. 47 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:05,584 You're pampered all day like a dang baby. 48 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:07,211 How hard is that life? 49 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:10,422 Well, I don't know if you realized, but I'm not a baby! 50 00:02:10,589 --> 00:02:12,216 Then why are you screaming like one? 51 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:14,218 My life is a living nightmare! 52 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:18,639 Well, there's only one thing to do when friends can't see eye-to-eye. 53 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:19,973 Hug each other till we pass out? 54 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,475 Fight to the death! 55 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:24,728 (SCOFFS) No. Body swap! 56 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:27,397 Are you sure you don't shoot venom? 57 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:31,109 (OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 58 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:08,146 I love a good body swap. 59 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:11,149 It's like demonic possession with the ones you love. 60 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:13,277 We're doing that? That's possible? 61 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:15,737 This is just like my favorite early 2000s movie! 62 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:17,239 (LUZ READING) 63 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:19,908 But maybe we should think about this for a second. 64 00:03:20,075 --> 00:03:21,702 -Body swap! -Ooh. 65 00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:26,748 LUZ: Did it work? I need a mirror. 66 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:29,668 Found one. 67 00:03:30,419 --> 00:03:32,421 Oh, my gosh. It worked! 68 00:03:32,588 --> 00:03:36,258 I'm so old... and pointy! 69 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:39,136 Hot dog! It's me! 70 00:03:39,303 --> 00:03:41,346 KING: Yeah, it is. I'm the human now. 71 00:03:41,513 --> 00:03:43,849 Bow before my massive, meaty hands! 72 00:03:44,016 --> 00:03:46,393 -Wait, so that means... -(EDA CLEARS THROAT) 73 00:03:50,439 --> 00:03:51,690 EDA: How do I look? 74 00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:55,110 I've got some very confusing emotions right now. 75 00:03:55,277 --> 00:03:56,695 All right, here's the deal. 76 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:59,156 Whoever can prove their new body has the easiest life 77 00:03:59,323 --> 00:04:00,824 gets out of house cleaning duty. 78 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:02,367 And you know what that means. 79 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:04,161 (LAUGHING GLEEFULLY) 80 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:10,709 -ALL: Ugh! -Won't be me. 81 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:12,836 Life as a teen is a tyrant's dream! 82 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:16,131 By the end of the day, I'll be ruling over your feeble demographic. 83 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:17,716 Well, I've got magic. 84 00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:20,427 Eda, don't be too mad when your inventory's gone 85 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:22,804 and the guards are none the wiser. 86 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:23,972 (YELPS) 87 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:25,516 Ha. That's cute. 88 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:29,561 If you need me, I'll be getting pampered on a vacation fit for a king. 89 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:31,396 My life's not a joke! 90 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:32,773 But yours is... Bap! 91 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:34,107 (LAUGHS) 92 00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:44,284 -WOMAN: Look at that little baby! -Oh, hello. 93 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:46,912 -MAN: So adorable! -Yes, hello to you too, handsome. 94 00:04:47,079 --> 00:04:48,580 GUARD: Stop right there! 95 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:51,625 An emperor's guard! 96 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:53,126 (SNIFFS AND GROWLS) 97 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,420 Thought you could get away with it, didn't you? 98 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:57,589 Wait, you know who I am? 99 00:04:57,756 --> 00:05:00,384 Of course, I do. You're 100 00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:03,512 the cutest little angel I've ever seen! 101 00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:05,264 Who wants a lolly? 102 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,600 Ha! That's more like it. 103 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:10,853 (MOCKING) You got nothing! 104 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:12,521 (EDA LAUGHING) 105 00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:16,567 Whew! Being King is a walk in the park. 106 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:18,735 I'm gonna win this bet for sure. 107 00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:19,945 Wha... 108 00:05:20,112 --> 00:05:24,032 Oh, Dottie! Look at this lost little dumpling! 109 00:05:24,199 --> 00:05:25,367 What's that? Whoa! 110 00:05:25,534 --> 00:05:27,202 Hey, I'm not lost, you creeps! 111 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:28,620 Poor baby! 112 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:31,540 Do you need us to make you a delicious meal? 113 00:05:31,707 --> 00:05:33,542 No, I don't need you... 114 00:05:33,709 --> 00:05:37,462 Tummy scratches? Ooh. You know what? Maybe I am lost. 115 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:39,131 Take me away, ladies. 116 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:44,219 (ALL MEOWING) 117 00:05:47,723 --> 00:05:50,142 Welcome to our kitty café. 118 00:05:50,309 --> 00:05:54,313 This is our little safe haven for cherubs like you. 119 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:56,982 Ugh. What hot mess is going down here? 120 00:05:57,149 --> 00:06:01,570 You see, precious cargo like you should be taken care of. Boop! 121 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:06,783 All you should have to worry about is how many belly rubs you want 122 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:09,828 or how many tasty num-nums you're gonna eat. 123 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:13,624 Well, my creep alarm is ringing, but I can't argue with num-nums. 124 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:15,834 This place is a safe place. 125 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:19,129 A place clean from the outside world. 126 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:21,465 And those teenagers who filthen it. 127 00:06:21,632 --> 00:06:23,634 You have a good nap, my dearest. 128 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:26,720 And welcome to your new home. 129 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:31,266 -(DOOR CLOSES) -Ha! Oh, being adorable is the life. 130 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:33,685 (YAWNS) Time for a nap. 131 00:06:36,813 --> 00:06:38,315 -(CAT MEOWS) -(GASPS) 132 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:41,985 -Leave this place! -(SCREAMS) 133 00:06:43,195 --> 00:06:44,279 Danger is near. 134 00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:47,533 WOMAN: Baby demon! We have a surprise for you! 135 00:06:47,950 --> 00:06:49,284 Oh, you hear that, Bowtie? 136 00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:50,452 -(THUDS) -Ow! 137 00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:52,788 There's a new star in town. 138 00:06:52,955 --> 00:06:54,206 (YOWLING) 139 00:06:54,373 --> 00:06:57,584 A gift for our new, cutest demon. 140 00:06:59,878 --> 00:07:01,129 Okay, I'm out. 141 00:07:01,296 --> 00:07:03,841 Novelty costumes are where I draw the line. 142 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:07,803 Dottie, please help our little angel get changed. (SNAPS FINGERS) 143 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:09,471 (SCREECHES) 144 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:13,725 (GROWLS) 145 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:15,102 WOMAN: Oh, no, sweetie. 146 00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:17,813 You can't survive out there without us. 147 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:19,481 Ladies, stand back. 148 00:07:19,648 --> 00:07:22,526 I am not above disrespecting my elders. 149 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:24,236 Oh, dang. 150 00:07:24,403 --> 00:07:25,696 I'm not a witch right now. 151 00:07:25,863 --> 00:07:28,615 No, baby. You're a cutie patootie. 152 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:30,284 Not today, sister! 153 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,244 -No! -(SCREECHES) 154 00:07:36,248 --> 00:07:37,916 -Let us in this instant! -(BANGING ON DOOR) 155 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:40,544 It is not time for you to be there. 156 00:07:40,711 --> 00:07:42,963 Stop babying me! 157 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:53,724 This vacation just took an alarming, back-alley turn. 158 00:07:53,891 --> 00:07:55,934 -Tasty num-nums. -Ugh. 159 00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:57,436 -Don't bother. -(YELPS) 160 00:07:57,603 --> 00:07:59,354 Their minds are tragically gone. 161 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:02,524 They've been coddled so long, they forgot how to live on their own. 162 00:08:02,691 --> 00:08:04,693 Their brains turned to mush. 163 00:08:04,860 --> 00:08:06,862 Geez, I thought I liked being babied. 164 00:08:07,029 --> 00:08:10,407 But I feel so small and helpless, like some sort of baby. 165 00:08:10,574 --> 00:08:12,618 But that won't happen to us, right? 166 00:08:13,035 --> 00:08:14,369 (PURRING) 167 00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:18,916 I failed you, Bowtie. My closest ally. 168 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:20,417 Meow. Meow. 169 00:08:21,043 --> 00:08:22,377 -(BANGING ON DOOR) -(GASPS) 170 00:08:22,544 --> 00:08:23,921 (GROWLING) 171 00:08:25,297 --> 00:08:27,299 I'll avenge you, Bowtie! (GRUNTS) 172 00:08:27,508 --> 00:08:28,509 (MEOWS) 173 00:08:31,929 --> 00:08:32,930 Ooh. 174 00:08:36,934 --> 00:08:38,393 (GRUNTS) Huh? 175 00:08:45,901 --> 00:08:46,985 Wonderful! 176 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:50,739 Now everyone can see our bestest baby 177 00:08:50,906 --> 00:08:52,407 forever. 178 00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:54,826 No! 179 00:08:58,622 --> 00:09:00,666 KING: Not so high and mighty anymore. 180 00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:02,793 I feel so alive! Whoa! 181 00:09:06,004 --> 00:09:07,548 (STRUGGLING) 182 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:09,758 (CREATURE ROARING) 183 00:09:09,925 --> 00:09:11,134 Oh, no! Ahh! 184 00:09:11,510 --> 00:09:13,595 The flag, it seeks revenge. 185 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:15,305 (KIDS LAUGHING) 186 00:09:16,557 --> 00:09:18,308 Help me! I'm a delicate man. 187 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:20,018 Teenagers. 188 00:09:20,978 --> 00:09:22,354 (SNIFFING) 189 00:09:23,105 --> 00:09:25,274 Hey, take this, society! 190 00:09:25,649 --> 00:09:27,609 Oh, no. (SCREAMS) 191 00:09:29,862 --> 00:09:31,071 (SNIFFS) 192 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:33,073 -(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) -(GRUNTING) 193 00:09:33,699 --> 00:09:34,783 Ugh. Just give up. 194 00:09:34,950 --> 00:09:36,243 I swear, I can do a sit-up. 195 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:38,620 I'm just having a bad day. (GRUNTING) 196 00:09:39,121 --> 00:09:40,664 -Sure, you can. -(CAMERA CLICKS) 197 00:09:40,831 --> 00:09:43,750 I'll show Luz how to rule over these doofuses. 198 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:46,753 Greetings! Er, greetings! 199 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,006 Bow before your king of humans. 200 00:09:49,631 --> 00:09:50,674 (GROANS) 201 00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:52,593 Hey, nobody tells me what to do. 202 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,678 -Ugh. Shut it. -Sorry, Boscha. 203 00:09:54,845 --> 00:09:57,139 New post: Loser human thinks she can hang out 204 00:09:57,306 --> 00:09:58,891 in our sacred Treasure Shack. 205 00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:01,101 Spoiler alert: She can't. 206 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:03,687 Yeah, get out of here, Goody Two-shoes. 207 00:10:03,854 --> 00:10:05,731 -Goody Two-shoes, huh? -(YELPS) 208 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:13,030 Hey, impressionable youths! 209 00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:17,868 Under my command, you could learn how to do some real damage. 210 00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:21,830 (ROARING) 211 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,625 All hail, your new teen king. 212 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,251 I didn't like her telling me what to do before, 213 00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:28,045 but now, I love it. 214 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:29,421 Hmm. 215 00:10:29,588 --> 00:10:31,757 Who wants to revolt with me today? 216 00:10:31,924 --> 00:10:33,717 -You're the coolest. -We love you now. 217 00:10:33,884 --> 00:10:35,010 I love it! 218 00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:36,428 I'll catch up. 219 00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:39,515 Hold up. I did not give you permission to leave. 220 00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:42,059 All right, you acne-encrusted hormone buckets. 221 00:10:42,226 --> 00:10:44,144 Let's go let out some teen angst! 222 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:47,397 ♪ You're hanging with the cool kids ♪ 223 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:49,983 ♪ Breaking all the rules Kids ♪ 224 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,277 ♪ You're gonna have to fool the kids ♪ 225 00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:54,780 ♪ Into thinking that you're cool too ♪ 226 00:10:54,947 --> 00:10:55,948 (SCREAMING) 227 00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:58,617 ♪ They're piercing noses ♪ 228 00:10:58,784 --> 00:11:01,245 ♪ They dye their hair ♪ 229 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:04,373 Yeah, this sign gets it! 230 00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:06,124 (GRUNTING) 231 00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:08,502 (ALL LAUGHING) 232 00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:11,672 -Shh! -(LAUGHING CONTINUES) 233 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,048 Guys, be quiet. 234 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:14,883 (DIALING) 235 00:11:15,259 --> 00:11:16,510 (CAWING) 236 00:11:17,553 --> 00:11:19,304 Hoot House. Hooty hooting. 237 00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:24,101 Oh, wow. I've been waiting for someone to call all day, 238 00:11:24,268 --> 00:11:25,686 and now, it's finally happened! 239 00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:28,105 We can talk for hours, and hours, 240 00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:30,148 and hours, and hours... 241 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:31,358 (YELLING) 242 00:11:32,651 --> 00:11:36,029 I don't know what Luz is talking about. This life is a breeze. (GASPS) 243 00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:37,698 Enough! 244 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:40,909 I don't know why they can't remember what a weirdo loser you are, 245 00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:42,619 but I'm gonna help them remember. 246 00:11:42,995 --> 00:11:45,664 Ooh, I'm so scared. Ha! 247 00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:49,042 She still thinks she has power over you guys. Guys? 248 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,670 Luz, I challenge you to a race 249 00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:54,131 around Dead Man's Curve. 250 00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:57,968 (ALL GASPING) 251 00:11:58,135 --> 00:12:00,554 And we'll be racing on those. 252 00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:03,140 Giant rat worms. 253 00:12:04,016 --> 00:12:05,017 (KING GRUNTS) 254 00:12:05,184 --> 00:12:06,602 You don't have to do this, you know? 255 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:09,021 We know humans are (WHISPERS) super fragile. 256 00:12:09,188 --> 00:12:10,314 Don't baby me! 257 00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:15,652 Boscha, I accept your strange teenage coming-of-age challenge thing. 258 00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,158 (KING GRUNTING) 259 00:12:25,037 --> 00:12:26,079 On your mark... 260 00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:29,958 -Get set... -(KING GULPS) 261 00:12:34,505 --> 00:12:36,089 -Let's go! -(GROANS) 262 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:38,342 Worm minion, I said go! 263 00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:42,137 Stop! I said stop! 264 00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:43,805 (SCREAMING) 265 00:12:48,477 --> 00:12:49,478 Why? 266 00:12:51,897 --> 00:12:52,981 (BOSCHA GASPS) 267 00:12:53,524 --> 00:12:57,486 This is how the cool kids ride. Super backwards. On purpose. 268 00:12:57,903 --> 00:12:58,946 (GRUNTS) 269 00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:00,531 (GASPS) 270 00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:06,578 Yes! Say bye-bye to your popularity, Boscha. 271 00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:08,330 Bye-bye. 272 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:12,459 (YELPS) 273 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,419 (SCREAMING) 274 00:13:19,675 --> 00:13:20,676 Ow! 275 00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:22,511 Not the Treasure Shack! 276 00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:25,848 I don't know how to process this. Someone tell me what to do! 277 00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:27,432 Get her! 278 00:13:30,269 --> 00:13:31,436 Hey! 279 00:13:34,231 --> 00:13:35,941 Get back here, human! 280 00:13:36,108 --> 00:13:39,111 Luz was right. I can't handle the complexities of teenage life. 281 00:13:39,278 --> 00:13:40,946 I just want my body back. 282 00:13:41,697 --> 00:13:42,948 (GROANS) 283 00:13:43,115 --> 00:13:44,908 BOSCHA: I think I saw her go this way. 284 00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,246 (PANTING) 285 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:51,582 (SIGHS) 286 00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:53,000 Huh? 287 00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:58,797 Dottie! A teen has come to steal our little babies. 288 00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:01,675 No, wait! I am a little baby! (YELPING) 289 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:07,055 No, you're not. You're a rotten teen! 290 00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:12,186 But when we finish with you, you'll be calling for your mother. 291 00:14:14,271 --> 00:14:16,148 Lady, I just want my body back. 292 00:14:16,315 --> 00:14:18,984 You can have it. Your life is pretty terrible. 293 00:14:19,151 --> 00:14:21,195 But, hey, it'll probably be over soon. 294 00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:26,658 LUZ: Whew! Okay, let's try this again. 295 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,746 And strut, strut, strut. (YELPS) 296 00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:36,251 How does Eda wear these all day? 297 00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:40,756 Oh, no. What have my heels done? 298 00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:43,675 Wait a second. I'm a ding dang witch! 299 00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:46,470 (SCREAMS) 300 00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:49,973 Boy, Eda is powerful. 301 00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:51,850 -Ahh! Not again! -(CRASHES) 302 00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:54,686 Okay, let's try this one more time. 303 00:14:58,690 --> 00:14:59,775 (COUGHING) 304 00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:01,026 (GASPS) 305 00:15:01,193 --> 00:15:03,612 I made magic with my hands! 306 00:15:04,363 --> 00:15:07,074 Ew! So unnecessarily extravagant. 307 00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:08,659 I'll take it. 308 00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,494 Zippo swappo. 309 00:15:10,661 --> 00:15:12,704 Sold to the savvy shopper. 310 00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:15,999 Okay, magic hands, 311 00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:18,877 let's see what else we can magically magic. 312 00:15:21,213 --> 00:15:25,133 Step right up and feast your eyes on the marvels of the human realm! 313 00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:27,135 Oh, what is this? 314 00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:29,179 Where did the other stand go? 315 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:33,475 Your lights are too bright, and I forgot what I came here for. 316 00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:35,727 Was it for laughter? 317 00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,187 (LAUGHING) 318 00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:39,690 Joy! So painful. 319 00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:42,025 I'll take two for my enemies. 320 00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:52,452 (CRYING) 321 00:15:55,706 --> 00:15:57,624 Thank you! Come again! 322 00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:01,170 There's a little something for everyone. 323 00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:03,380 Take it from me, Eda, 324 00:16:03,547 --> 00:16:05,924 the Boiling Isles' gift to magic. 325 00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:08,468 Is that right? You're the famous Eda the Owl Lady? 326 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:09,928 That depends. 327 00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:12,431 Are you a fan of magic? 328 00:16:14,183 --> 00:16:15,684 No, but I am a fan of 329 00:16:15,851 --> 00:16:17,352 the law. 330 00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:19,354 FLOWERS: Oh, no! 331 00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,273 We're finally able to catch you in the act. 332 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,525 All thanks to this little light show of yours. 333 00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:29,198 Gentlemen, what do you say we forget this whole thing ever happened? 334 00:16:29,615 --> 00:16:31,158 Amnesia spell! 335 00:16:32,618 --> 00:16:34,703 Haven't quite got the hang of this yet. 336 00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:36,955 (CAMERA CLICKS) 337 00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:42,127 This is some of my best work. Really captures the shame. 338 00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:46,340 -(OWLBERT SQUAWKS) -(CHUCKLES) 339 00:16:46,507 --> 00:16:50,135 Yeah, you're going away for a long time, you filthy criminal. 340 00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:54,973 -(HOOTS) -Owlbert! This is all a big mistake. 341 00:16:56,475 --> 00:16:58,936 You're gonna laugh when I explain. 342 00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:02,147 (GASPS) Is is really her? 343 00:17:02,314 --> 00:17:04,316 Oh, no. This is not good. 344 00:17:04,483 --> 00:17:07,277 GUARD 1: Hey, you gotta take that thing out before someone sees you. 345 00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:09,821 GUARD 2: I like it. Calms the nerves. Hmm? 346 00:17:10,364 --> 00:17:13,158 Uh, Madame Lilith, to what do we owe this honor? 347 00:17:13,325 --> 00:17:16,203 Word reached me that you captured my sister. 348 00:17:16,370 --> 00:17:17,746 I'll take it from here. 349 00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:20,582 But, Madame, she's going straight to the Conformatorium. 350 00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:22,209 I have the order right here. 351 00:17:23,627 --> 00:17:26,255 The orders have changed. 352 00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:28,924 LUZ: Look, guys, you got the wrong Eda. 353 00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:30,425 Hello, Edalyn. 354 00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:32,427 Oh, thank goodness! A familiar face. 355 00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:34,763 You're Eda's sister, right? Is it Libby? 356 00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:37,015 No. Limby... 357 00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:39,726 Your show of affection is touching. 358 00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:41,603 Do you know why you're here? 359 00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:43,230 Well, as I was telling the guard, 360 00:17:43,397 --> 00:17:46,149 this is just a classic Freaky Fraturday mix-up. 361 00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:49,778 Sister, the charges against you are long and many. 362 00:17:49,945 --> 00:17:52,364 Operating a stand without a permit, 363 00:17:52,531 --> 00:17:54,950 owning a hocus without a pocus... 364 00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:57,286 Yeah, I think that list goes on for a while. 365 00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:59,246 These charges are serious. 366 00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:01,373 There's no more running away, Edalyn. 367 00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:04,710 I know. I can't just "poof" my problems away. 368 00:18:04,877 --> 00:18:06,378 But we can. 369 00:18:06,545 --> 00:18:09,756 You getting caught was clearly a cry for help. 370 00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:13,177 Join the Emperor's Coven, like we dreamed about when we were girls. 371 00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:15,846 Eda wanted to be in the Emperor's Coven? 372 00:18:16,013 --> 00:18:17,639 Don't be afraid, sister. 373 00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:20,058 Soon, you won't be a danger to those around you. 374 00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:21,768 Bring out the branding glove. 375 00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:23,687 The what now? 376 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,732 -(CRASHING) -(CRACKS KNUCKLES) 377 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,609 Wait, you're making a mistake! 378 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,819 I'm not a danger to anyone! 379 00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:31,987 Uh-oh. 380 00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:35,616 (COUGHS) 381 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,534 Owlbert, come to me! 382 00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:38,911 (HOOTS) 383 00:18:39,578 --> 00:18:40,579 Ahh! 384 00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:42,206 Sorry, buddy. 385 00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:44,208 Eda's life is more complicated than I thought. 386 00:18:46,919 --> 00:18:48,295 (GROWLS) 387 00:18:48,629 --> 00:18:51,381 Okay, if I were Eda and Eda is King, where would I be? 388 00:18:51,632 --> 00:18:53,509 Ahh! This thing's so confusing. 389 00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:54,760 After her! 390 00:18:56,345 --> 00:18:57,513 (BANGING ON WINDOW) 391 00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:00,807 Luz! Bring my dang body over here. 392 00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:02,267 Eda! 393 00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:06,563 Oh, look, Dottie. It's not kidnapping if they entered our store. 394 00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:08,899 Just think of it as good customer service. 395 00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:13,820 Why did our lamp get unnecessarily extravagant? 396 00:19:14,655 --> 00:19:15,864 -(ALL GASP) -EDA: Hi. 397 00:19:16,031 --> 00:19:17,324 Go, go, go! 398 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,537 -(GASPS) After them! -(GROWLING) 399 00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:24,373 What weird stuff did you get my body into? 400 00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:26,708 -There she is. -(BARKING) 401 00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:28,460 EDA: I got the same question. 402 00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:32,673 Dang! I forgot about them. 403 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,716 All right. Did everybody learn a valuable lesson 404 00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:36,134 about experiencing each other's hardships? 405 00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:38,303 -LUZ AND KING: Yep. -Good, let's end this nightmare. 406 00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:39,972 Body swap! 407 00:19:44,268 --> 00:19:46,728 KING: My body! My glorious little body! 408 00:19:48,272 --> 00:19:51,358 Sister, time and again I've offered you my help, 409 00:19:51,525 --> 00:19:55,070 yet you foolishly run back to your worthless life. 410 00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:57,531 I'm tired of trying, Edalyn. 411 00:19:57,698 --> 00:19:59,992 Your days of running are over! 412 00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:02,244 -Thanks, Luz. -Sorry. 413 00:20:02,411 --> 00:20:04,413 Don't worry, I got this. 414 00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:05,664 Body swap! 415 00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:10,252 (DOG BARKING) 416 00:20:10,711 --> 00:20:12,671 LILITH: Eda, you rotten sister! 417 00:20:12,838 --> 00:20:14,673 Switch me back! (SCREAMING) 418 00:20:15,591 --> 00:20:17,384 GUARD 1: What's happening? Who the heck are you? 419 00:20:17,551 --> 00:20:18,969 GUARD 2: I'm a Coven guard, wise mouth. 420 00:20:19,136 --> 00:20:20,304 No, you're not. I am! 421 00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:22,472 WOMAN: You get outta my body, you galoot! 422 00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:25,350 Fight! Ow. My knees. 423 00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:27,603 Hey! Ow! This is your fault. 424 00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:29,771 Let go! My arm! Ow! 425 00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:31,982 (ALL SCREAMING) 426 00:20:32,566 --> 00:20:33,567 (CRASHING) 427 00:20:34,318 --> 00:20:35,861 Are they gonna be okay? 428 00:20:36,737 --> 00:20:37,738 Eh... 429 00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:39,698 Eda, I just wanna say 430 00:20:39,865 --> 00:20:42,534 that things can be more complicated than you think. 431 00:20:42,701 --> 00:20:46,205 But with you guys, it all feels a little less mixed up. 432 00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:47,748 Aw, that's sweet, kid. 433 00:20:47,915 --> 00:20:50,292 -Now, let's never speak of this again. -(HOOTS) 434 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:52,127 (OVERLAPPING ARGUING) 435 00:20:54,129 --> 00:20:55,631 (HOWLING) 436 00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:02,137 So, wait. Who is going to clean Hooty? 437 00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:04,181 It's getting dire. 438 00:21:04,348 --> 00:21:06,850 HOOTY: Guys? Today's my monthly cleaning. Hoot, hoot. 439 00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:09,353 I'm 20% mucus, but don't let that stop you. 440 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:13,607 Come on, I have so many hard-to-reach spots that need swabbing! 441 00:21:13,774 --> 00:21:15,651 Maybe if we all work together we could... 442 00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:16,902 -Not it. -Not it. 443 00:21:17,069 --> 00:21:18,195 Aw, man. 444 00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:21,406 (CLOSING THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 31000

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