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What do we got? 15 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:37,555 ♪ And it's there when I look in your eyes ♪ 16 00:01:37,556 --> 00:01:40,182 - Allie M. Allie M. - Yeah, we got one right here. 17 00:01:40,183 --> 00:01:42,310 Let me see that. $50 tip? 18 00:01:42,311 --> 00:01:44,979 Whoo! Everyone's in a good mood tonight. 19 00:01:44,980 --> 00:01:46,439 $50! 20 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:47,773 - OWEN: Have a good one. - CUSTOMER: Good night. 21 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:50,109 - ♪ Love is in the air... ♪ - Oh, oh. 22 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:51,485 Ah. 23 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:53,112 - Let me get you another one. - No, no, no, no, 24 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,447 - we're just trying to eat it real quick. -No, it's fine. 25 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:55,866 - It's... - Everything matters. 26 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:02,955 ♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 27 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:06,208 ♪ Love is in the air... ♪ 28 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:08,127 OWEN: To start the night... 29 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:09,962 off right. 30 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:12,465 You wouldn't want to join us, would you? 31 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:14,800 Nah, but you guys have fun. Have a great night. 32 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,177 - Appreciate it. Thank you. - Bye. 33 00:02:16,178 --> 00:02:17,595 - Make it count. - (door opens) 34 00:02:17,596 --> 00:02:18,637 Yo, Owen. 35 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:20,222 It's 4:45, bro. You're killing us. 36 00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:21,474 - Yeah, come on, boss. - (door closes) 37 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:23,017 Yeah, you're right. The rush is over. 38 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:25,644 Ed, Ana, you're up. 39 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:27,480 - Let's get out of here. - WORKER 1: Finally. 40 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:29,148 - WORKER 2: Let's go, boys. - WORKER 1: Let's fucking go! 41 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,483 Thank you for working tonight. 42 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:32,985 Ah, we're old married fuddy-duddies. 43 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,528 This is your day. 44 00:02:34,529 --> 00:02:36,614 You go out there, and you leave it all on the field. 45 00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:37,698 ANA: He's got a girlfriend. 46 00:02:37,699 --> 00:02:40,117 I know. But it's a long night. 47 00:02:40,118 --> 00:02:41,702 ANA: Just be careful, yeah? 48 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:42,703 Of course. 49 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:44,580 ED: But try many, many things. 50 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:46,123 You don't want to wake up staring at a year 51 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:47,417 of what-could-have-beens. 52 00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:50,503 - OWEN: Have fun tonight. - Thank you. 53 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:53,172 Good job today. Thanks for working today, boys. 54 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:55,841 Lucky bastards. 55 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:57,176 No seas sucio. 56 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:58,761 - Hey, Will. - Yo. 57 00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:00,638 - Good luck, all right? - You, too, man. 58 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:03,182 - We got to get a year's worth in 12 hours. -(chuckles) 59 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:05,394 ("Brave" playing) 60 00:03:08,063 --> 00:03:10,523 ♪ You can be amazing, you can turn ♪ 61 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:12,775 ♪ A phrase into a weapon or a drug ♪ 62 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:14,485 - BARBER: Hey, Owen. - OWEN: I got you a pie. 63 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:16,695 ♪ You can be the outcast or be the backlash ♪ 64 00:03:16,696 --> 00:03:18,949 - Oh. After you. - ♪ Of somebody's lack of love ♪ 65 00:03:20,117 --> 00:03:21,534 See you later. Have fun. 66 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:24,161 ♪ Or you can start speaking up ♪ 67 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:26,914 ♪ Nothing's gonna hurt you the way that words do ♪ 68 00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:29,375 ♪ When they settle 'neath your skin ♪ 69 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:32,378 ♪ Kept on the inside and no sunlight ♪ 70 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:35,881 ♪ Sometimes a shadow wins ♪ 71 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:39,301 ♪ But I wonder what would happen if you ♪ 72 00:03:39,302 --> 00:03:42,263 ♪ Say what you wanna say ♪ 73 00:03:42,264 --> 00:03:45,558 ♪ And let your clear skin out ♪ 74 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:49,603 ♪ Say goodbye to plaque psoriasis ♪ 75 00:03:49,604 --> 00:03:52,565 ♪ Say what you wanna say ♪ 76 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:55,985 ♪ And let your clear skin out ♪ 77 00:03:55,986 --> 00:04:00,906 ♪ Honestly, I wanna use Leventave. ♪ 78 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,741 - (music stops) - (beep, button clicks) 79 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:06,245 Great. Let's just really make sure we hear "psoriasis." 80 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,830 That is a very hard word to sing. 81 00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:09,874 Allie, it's a very hard thing to have. 82 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:11,167 (snickers) 83 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:12,501 "Pso-ri-a-sis." 84 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:14,170 ALLIE: Okay, yes, happily. 85 00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:17,715 But, um, I do think that there could be something fun there 86 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:20,009 if we change the melody a little bit. 87 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:22,011 Just to subvert expectations. I think... 88 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:23,762 The clients have different expectations: 89 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:26,474 to make it easy for people to understand and remember 90 00:04:26,475 --> 00:04:28,100 when they're talking to their doctors. 91 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:30,311 Yeah, but we could play with it and have fun with it. 92 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:31,729 We're shooting this tomorrow, Allie. 93 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:33,397 Let's just do it the way they're paying you to. 94 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:35,733 I really want to get out of here before the night starts. 95 00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:37,610 - You do, too, right? - I'll give you a series. 96 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,361 (button clicks, beeps) 97 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:41,864 - (music resumes) - ♪ Plaque psoriasis ♪ 98 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:46,035 ♪ Psoriasis, psoriasis, say... ♪ 99 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:48,078 ANNOUNCER: Side effects may include dizziness, 100 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:50,331 internal bleeding, hallucinations, sweaty hands 101 00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:52,374 and sometimes death. 102 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:54,376 (quiet chatter) 103 00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:56,630 ♪ ♪ 104 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,016 - Hey. Hey. - Oh. Hi. 105 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:10,142 Mwah. (grunts) 106 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:12,353 - You okay? - Yeah. 107 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:13,646 - You look amazing. - Yeah? 108 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:14,813 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 109 00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:16,148 - You look great. - Well, so do you. 110 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,317 I-I haven't seen that shirt since Brittany's 111 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,652 - engagement party. - That's... Yeah. 112 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:22,322 It's your favorite, so I put it on. 113 00:05:23,114 --> 00:05:24,657 Uh, this is so fancy. 114 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:26,659 I really thought we were gonna do something more casual. 115 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,827 I'm full of surprises. 116 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:31,539 No, you're not. You're, like, super programmed. 117 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:33,123 No, I'm not. 118 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:34,667 - All right. - Oh. 119 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,710 Bluefin tuna and mackerel. 120 00:05:36,711 --> 00:05:38,212 - Thank you. - Thank you. 121 00:05:38,213 --> 00:05:39,713 No soy sauce. 122 00:05:39,714 --> 00:05:41,090 Wha... 123 00:05:41,091 --> 00:05:42,383 Omakase. 124 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:43,467 Set menu. 125 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:45,344 - Exciting. - Yeah. Very. 126 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:47,221 - (clattering) - (couple moaning) 127 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:48,931 This night's gotten out of hand. 128 00:05:48,932 --> 00:05:50,349 (couple giggling) 129 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,810 Really? Like, there can still be love involved, huh? 130 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:54,061 Uh-huh. 131 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:58,900 No mandate can take that away from me and you. 132 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:02,945 I'm going to sleep with someone else tonight. 133 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:05,824 ("A Thousand Miles" playing) 134 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:09,868 ALLIE: ♪ Makin' my way downtown ♪ 135 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:14,040 ♪ Walkin' fast, faces pass, and I'm homebound ♪ 136 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:19,086 Sorry. 137 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:21,547 ♪ Starin' blankly ahead, just makin' my way ♪ 138 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:25,677 ♪ Makin' my way through the crowd ♪ 139 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:33,142 ♪ If I could fall into the sky ♪ 140 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:38,147 ♪ Would my vagina be just fine? ♪ 141 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:42,443 ♪ 'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles ♪ 142 00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:46,405 ♪ To get some Vag-a-Clear ♪ 143 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:50,200 ♪ V-V-V-Vag-a-Clear ♪ 144 00:06:50,201 --> 00:06:52,621 ♪ Vag-a-Clear. ♪ 145 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,584 (song ends) 146 00:06:58,418 --> 00:06:59,918 Hey-oh. 147 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:02,963 - Hi, honey. - What is happening? 148 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:03,839 What's wrong? 149 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:06,091 We said tasteful and elegant. 150 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:07,593 This is a tea-length. 151 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:10,679 Okay, well, this is a V-length because the boots go up... 152 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:11,930 - Jacinta, come on. - What? 153 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:13,349 We were gonna take our time tonight. 154 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:15,267 - And we were gonna find a good one. -We are. 155 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:17,061 No mandate meat for us. 156 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:19,229 This is about finding our prince. 157 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:20,898 Or just, like, a good guy. 158 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:23,442 We're gonna stick together. We're gonna make good choices. 159 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:24,693 Unlike last year. 160 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:26,320 We both took L's last year. 161 00:07:26,321 --> 00:07:27,446 Yeah. 162 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:28,614 You had Sebastian, the ghoster. 163 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:30,616 I had Carl, the backpack guy. 164 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:33,702 He slept in a backpack. 165 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:34,828 Wait, wait, wait. 166 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:36,205 To finding true love 167 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:38,248 on the least romantic night of the year. 168 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:40,209 Just 'cause we failed the other 364 169 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:43,629 doesn't mean we need to lower our standards for... 170 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:45,882 For some dusty dick. 171 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:52,805 Honestly, the chance of having great sex 172 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:56,183 on a one-night stand is like 2.8%. 173 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:58,477 Actually, Eileen met her boyfriend last year. 174 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,480 And Sammy two years ago. 175 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,941 All right, I'm gonna pee. You scout. 176 00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:05,109 But look. 177 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:07,319 - Don't touch. - (chuckling): Okay. 178 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,487 Where is this coming from? 179 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:09,905 In this new world, 180 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:11,573 in this government-decreed sexual climate, 181 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:13,826 it's hard to figure out how to navigate. 182 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:16,537 We're all in the same boat, Malika. 183 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:18,080 I'm navigating, too. 184 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:19,915 I owe it to myself to explore this. 185 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:22,000 Explore? You hate trying new things. 186 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:25,003 I had to beg you to come to this restaurant. 187 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:27,464 If I have to eat one more Little Gem salad, 188 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:29,550 my head is gonna explode. 189 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:32,177 Monkfish liver, sweet shrimp. 190 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:33,554 No soy sauce. 191 00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:34,972 Thank you. 192 00:08:34,973 --> 00:08:36,849 Chef recommends you eat right away. 193 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,559 - Thank you. - Does the chef also recommend 194 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:41,687 that my girlfriend have sex with someone else tonight? 195 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:43,522 - I will check. - Okay, great. Thank you. 196 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,023 (sighs) 197 00:08:45,024 --> 00:08:47,151 Salvatore Schulhoffer-Lopez. 198 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:48,402 What? 199 00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:49,862 - That guy from our building. - Yeah, I know who 200 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:51,405 Salvatore Schulhoffer-Lopez is. 201 00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:53,532 I told him about the apartment for rent in our building. 202 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:54,783 I wasn't looking for anything. 203 00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:57,035 I just kept running into him. 204 00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:58,746 I keep running into Vladimir, 205 00:08:58,747 --> 00:09:01,832 but I don't plan on fucking our super in 54 minutes. 206 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:03,667 This is an abnormal request, 207 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:05,419 but it's under abnormal circumstances. 208 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:07,087 It's not you. 209 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:09,715 I know. It's Salvatore Schulhoffer-Lopez. 210 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,258 You can explore, too. 211 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:13,886 I trust you, and... and I think it will be good for you. 212 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,846 I-I think that you need something 213 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:17,766 to help you get out of your box. 214 00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:20,392 I also need the apartment tonight. 215 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:22,227 Why? He lives in the building. 216 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:23,771 Yeah, I just... I think it would be weird 217 00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:24,980 knowing you're so close by. 218 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:26,858 Oh, that's the weird part of this? 219 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:31,403 You know what this means, right? 220 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,071 I choose to believe that 221 00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:36,326 if we're supposed to work through this, we will. 222 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:40,038 I'm sorry, Owen. 223 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:43,082 (sighs) 224 00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:50,464 Um, sea eel. 225 00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:53,301 Uh, Hokkaido scallop. 226 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:56,762 And the chef doesn't recommend that your girlfriend 227 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:59,306 sleep with somebody else tonight. 228 00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:01,267 Thank you. 229 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,895 ♪ Get my boyfriend's attention ♪ 230 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:06,271 MAN: Allie? 231 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:09,107 ♪ This one's just for me, myself and I... ♪ 232 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:11,693 (laughs) Oh, my God, it is you. 233 00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:13,070 Sebastian? 234 00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:14,613 I-I know you're not gonna believe this, 235 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,448 but I've been looking for you all year. 236 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,533 I, uh... 237 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,117 - I could not forget you. - Oh. 238 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:20,911 All I had was your first name. 239 00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:22,663 I thought you blew me off. 240 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:25,499 Never, mi amor. 241 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:28,544 ♪ All of my body... ♪ 242 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:30,046 JACINTA: Allie? 243 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:33,924 She's daydreaming. 244 00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:35,551 Oh, yeah, she does this. She's a creative. 245 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:36,845 Allie? 246 00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:39,763 - This is Tejan. - Hello. 247 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,139 We met in line for the bathroom. 248 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:42,599 It's a pleasure to meet you. 249 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,351 - I'm Tejan. - JACINTA: Don't kill me. 250 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:45,811 - Please don't kill me. - Oh, Jacinta, no. 251 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,062 It's not even 7:00. 252 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,647 - Mm-mm. - You're screwing me. 253 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:51,317 No, I'm screwing him. (laughs) 254 00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:53,485 I'm sorry. 255 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:54,695 What happened to taking our time 256 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:55,863 and finding our prince? 257 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:57,489 No offense, Tejan. 258 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,366 I actually am a prince. 259 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:00,993 From Wakanda. 260 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,703 - (laughing): I'm kidding. - (laughing): He's so funny. 261 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:05,372 I'm from Sierra Leone, and I live in Brooklyn now. 262 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:06,707 But I am a prince. 263 00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:07,791 Soup dumplings. 264 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,835 - What? No. - Mm-hmm. 265 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,753 Yeah, he's a prince. Soup dumplings. 266 00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:14,131 - No, not soup dumplings. - Is that your code word? 267 00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:15,967 It was, Your Highness. It was. 268 00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:18,343 JACINTA: I'm sorry. Come here. 269 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:19,887 Oh, my God, I am so pissed at you. 270 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:21,597 - Is your location on? - Yeah. Is yours? 271 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:23,015 - Yeah. - Okay. All right. 272 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,183 - I love you. - Yeah, I love you, too. 273 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:26,894 - It was very nice meeting you. - Mm. 274 00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:30,397 And I truly do hope tonight you find your 2.8%. 275 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:31,732 You told him that? 276 00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:33,025 In line for the bathroom? 277 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,068 It was a long line. We talked a lot. 278 00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:36,653 TEJAN: So lovely meeting you. 279 00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:38,906 - What is... Oh. - Oh, wow. 280 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:41,033 God, he smells good. 281 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,784 Yeah. He smells great. 282 00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:45,037 - All right. - Let's go. 283 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,289 The American people wanted this mandate. 284 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:49,791 We wanted to go back to a time when sex was reserved 285 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:51,501 for the sanctity of marriage. 286 00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:54,796 Since our resolution passed, teen pregnancy is near zero, 287 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:57,215 STIs are at record lows, 288 00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:59,718 and now it's a badge of honor to be an incel. 289 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,511 - (interviewer speaks Mandarin) - INTERPRETER: When the mandate 290 00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:03,472 passed three years ago, your enforcement technology 291 00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:05,098 proved to be faulty. 292 00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:07,100 How have you rectified this? 293 00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:09,061 As you know, the good folks at Rexton Labs, 294 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,104 a proud American company, 295 00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:14,066 have helped us reestablish our values around intimacy 296 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,944 by outfitting every American with a biosensor. 297 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:19,489 Green if you're married, red if you're not. 298 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:22,908 Are you ready for your special drink? 299 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:24,076 - I'll bring them over. - No, no, no. 300 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,160 I'll just... I'll take them. 301 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:26,411 - You sure? - Yeah. Thank you. 302 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:27,580 Good luck. 303 00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:30,249 You're gonna have a busy first year. 304 00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:36,214 ("Dopamine" by Robyn playing) 305 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,969 ♪ Dopamine ♪ 306 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,262 ♪ Dopamine ♪ 307 00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:46,807 ♪ I know it's just dopamine ♪ 308 00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:48,433 (interviewer speaking Mandarin over TV) 309 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,435 ♪ But it feels so real to me... ♪ 310 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:52,187 INTERPRETER: Right now in America, 311 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:54,189 people are counting down the seconds until it is legal 312 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,483 for nonmarried adults to have sex. 313 00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:58,902 Why do you have an exception for this one night? 314 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:02,447 I guess that's what sets us apart from... other places. 315 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,783 Here, politics require compromise. 316 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,910 But on this night, we have made 317 00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:09,871 the use of protection mandatory. 318 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:12,792 (interviewer speaking Mandarin) 319 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:15,419 Xièxiè. 320 00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:16,878 FLAVOR FLAV (over TV): Flavor Flav says, 321 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,630 let's go, New York! 322 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:19,673 (sighs) 323 00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:22,467 Yeah, boy. Ten... 324 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:25,512 (crowd joins in): ...nine, eight, seven, 325 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:28,348 six, five, four, 326 00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:31,685 three, two, one. 327 00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:33,311 (cheering) 328 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:35,314 (buzzing) 329 00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:39,943 ♪ I know it's just dopamine ♪ 330 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:41,111 (clattering) 331 00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:44,073 ♪ But it feels so real to me ♪ 332 00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:47,075 ♪ I'm tripping on our chemistry ♪ 333 00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:49,327 (excited chatter) 334 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:52,915 ♪ It's firing up inside of me ♪ 335 00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:56,210 ♪ I just need to know ♪ 336 00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:00,338 ♪ That I'm not alone ♪ 337 00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,340 - (distant cheering) - (giggling) 338 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:03,800 ♪ I know it's just dopamine ♪ 339 00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,427 (cheering) 340 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,304 ♪ But it feels so real to me ♪ 341 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:09,139 - (pots clanging) - (excited chatter) 342 00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:10,724 ♪ This is one of those ones where ♪ 343 00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:12,184 ♪ You've just gotta give in ♪ 344 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:15,562 (excited chatter, cheering) 345 00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:17,565 (phone buzzing) 346 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:22,277 ♪ I'm gonna give it my all ♪ 347 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:26,114 ♪ This time it's gonna be whatever ♪ 348 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:27,532 ♪ And that's cool ♪ 349 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:30,535 ♪ I'm wearing my heart on my sleeve ♪ 350 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:34,290 ♪ I need to get out of this rubber coat ♪ 351 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:40,128 ♪ Baby, round upside my mind ♪ 352 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:43,174 ♪ I know it's just dopamine ♪ 353 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:47,053 ♪ But it feels so real to me ♪ 354 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:52,057 ♪ I'm tripping on our chemistry ♪ 355 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:57,062 ♪ It's firing up inside of me ♪ 356 00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,607 ♪ I just need to know ♪ 357 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,112 ♪ That I'm not alone ♪ 358 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:08,741 ♪ I know it's just dopamine ♪ 359 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:13,411 ♪ But it feels so real to me. ♪ 360 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,414 (song ends) 361 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:23,839 Jesus, Owen. 362 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,257 You look like shit. 363 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,218 Hey, Ma. 364 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:31,639 (kisses) 365 00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:35,600 ("Arsenio Hall (TSP Remix)" by Rocks & Pearls playing quietly) 366 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:36,726 What are you doing home? 367 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,728 Oh, Jacinta met a prince. 368 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:39,896 - Mm. - Literally. 369 00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:40,939 Of course she did. 370 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,816 What are you doing home? 371 00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:44,025 Babysitting. 372 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:45,443 - What? - Nothing baby about me. 373 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:48,113 And the only sitting that needs to be done 374 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,990 is on my face. 375 00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:52,242 ARYA: No. Give me this. 376 00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:54,661 Uh, uh, how old are you? 377 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:57,372 He's 12, and he doesn't understand a word he's saying. 378 00:15:57,373 --> 00:16:00,750 My name's Troy, but you can call me Tea Bag. 379 00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,587 Sit. 380 00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:04,462 Who? 381 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,339 He lives across the street. 382 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,175 (chuckles) His mom lost her sitter, 383 00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:10,135 so she offered me $5,000 to watch him. 384 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,095 - $5,000? - Period. 385 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:13,638 Surge pricing, babe. 386 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:14,848 What about your night? 387 00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,141 Tonight is for the straights. 388 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,976 We've been dancing around your laws 389 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,728 since before the Bible. Hey! 390 00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,271 - Put it down. - Okay. 391 00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:24,149 But both of you will look much hotter with this. 392 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,525 I hate this kid. 393 00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:26,776 He sucks. 394 00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:28,820 I never really liked her, if I'm being honest. 395 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,114 You don't have to say that. You're always being honest. 396 00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:32,324 I just don't think she appreciated you 397 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,617 for all that you are. 398 00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:34,910 You have to say that. You're my mom. 399 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,161 That's not true. 400 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:37,746 Your brother's kind of an asshole. 401 00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:38,997 If I'm being honest. 402 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,458 (chuckles softly) 403 00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:43,043 I'm sorry, honey. 404 00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:45,587 Oh, Christ, your hand is freezing. 405 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:46,880 And it's all red. 406 00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:48,715 Have you been checked for Raynaud's syndrome? 407 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:51,676 You know it runs on your father's side of the family. 408 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:54,263 That and having a girlfriend on Long Island. 409 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,473 I had it all planned out. 410 00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:58,183 Yeah, I know you did, baby. 411 00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,561 Life doesn't work that way. 412 00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:02,854 (sighs) 413 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,315 Really think you should get out there tonight. 414 00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:07,359 Nah, I think I'm just gonna stay here. 415 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,486 No, you should go out. Just call your friends. 416 00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,238 Call Devin, Luis, whoever. 417 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:12,614 But they're all married now. 418 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:13,782 - Really? - Yeah. 419 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,158 Since when? 420 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,117 Since they couldn't take the mandate anymore. 421 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:17,869 Goddamn mandate. 422 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,746 Well, you can't stay here, Owen. 423 00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:21,164 Why? 424 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:22,916 I'm gonna be having sex with Rick tonight. 425 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:24,918 (clattering) 426 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:26,170 Rick? 427 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,505 Hey, pal. 428 00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:30,382 You know, I didn't even know you were here. 429 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,634 - Right back at you. - Yeah, Owen's just leaving. 430 00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,177 Sorry to overhear about your girlfriend. 431 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,553 He's gonna get back out there tonight. 432 00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,055 It's the perfect night for it. 433 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,349 A million fish in the barrel, ready to get shot. 434 00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:40,934 It's a blessing. She blessed you with this. 435 00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:42,269 She's gonna be getting pipe, 436 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,937 - so you might as well lay some. - Rick. 437 00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:45,397 RICK: That's what this night is. Don't shoot the messenger. 438 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,898 I didn't vote for the mandate. 439 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,441 No one voted for it. It was passed by Congress. 440 00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:49,901 Which is a group of representatives 441 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,611 - that we all vote for. - See, that's what happens 442 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,405 - with one-issue voters. - Nobody keeps their 443 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:54,990 - campaign promises anymore. - It's passed by old men... 444 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,741 - Besides, Big Tech... - It's... No, Big Tech has 445 00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,410 - nothing to do with it. - ...has its thumbs on vote-- 446 00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,911 It was an ideological grenade thrown by old men 447 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,913 - who are not affected by it! - Women voted for it, too, 448 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:02,956 Gloria Steinem! 449 00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:07,043 (sighs) You got to go, honey. 450 00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:08,878 Ooh, yeah, you got to go. 451 00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:10,589 Yep. 452 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,758 POTION PETER: Love potion, ten dollar. 453 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,593 White boy, love potion for tonight. 454 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:17,345 - No, no, I'm okay, thank you. - Five dollar for you. 455 00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,596 Five dollar. White boy, white boy. 456 00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:21,142 (piano playing melancholy tune) 457 00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:25,813 (melancholy tune continues) 458 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,357 (knocking at door) 459 00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:30,859 Oh, no, no. 460 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:32,694 No, no, no. Stop. 461 00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:33,987 No sad songs. 462 00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:35,322 No "woe is me." 463 00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:36,865 Woe is not you. 464 00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:38,575 - Woe is kind of me. - Oh, get over it. 465 00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:40,118 - Let's go. Come on. - I... 466 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,078 Get up. If you're gonna be doing this by yourself, 467 00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,788 you need to look like a shiny object, 468 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,958 something that screams, "Hey, everybody, I'm down to clown." 469 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,376 I'm neither down nor a clown. 470 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:49,502 (gasps, snaps fingers) 471 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:50,920 Wait, I know. Wait there. 472 00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:52,840 (door opens) 473 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,801 (gasps) Blow that out. 474 00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:59,137 My ex left this. 475 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,221 Suzanne? 476 00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:01,514 Mm-mm. Francesca. 477 00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:04,392 - Oh. But... (stammers) - Uh... no. 478 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,603 Come on, get up. The night's already started. 479 00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:08,646 Cuffing season's almost over. 480 00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:09,814 Put your arms up. 481 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,232 - Let's go! - Oh, wow. 482 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,984 - Come on. - But Francesca was, like, 483 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,778 cool and confident and... 484 00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:15,904 - And? - Hot. 485 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,322 ARYA: Hey, so are you. Step into that. 486 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,407 ALLIE: This is tiny. 487 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:22,077 You just got to find someone creative and-and smart, 488 00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:24,996 and someone who's not afraid to get a little... 489 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,749 (gasps) Wait. Shoes. 490 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,501 (gasps excitedly) 491 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,711 Are you sure this isn't a top? 492 00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:33,838 I feel like everything's out. 493 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:36,132 - You got to wear these. - Whose were those? 494 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,842 - Meghan's. - What happened to Meghan? 495 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,387 You know, she was acting, and then she met the guy. 496 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:41,805 I mean, she's always been a princess anyway. 497 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,515 - I mean, the shoes fit... - It's a lot of this. 498 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,183 No, no, if there's one night for it, 499 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,684 - it's tonight. - Ooh. 500 00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:49,062 - You sure? - Yes. Let it. 501 00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:50,438 'Cause maybe if it had a snap? 502 00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,023 Wait. Let me see. 503 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,317 I mean, you look... 504 00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,362 deserving. 505 00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:58,905 (gasps) But you need a purse. 506 00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,449 ALLIE: Oh. 507 00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:04,244 Do you have a condom? 508 00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,246 - Girl. - Right. Sorry. 509 00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:07,705 Jacinta took our stash. 510 00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:08,833 (door opens) 511 00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:13,044 If you want to holla at your boy, I'm holdin'. 512 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,088 - (scoffs) Get out! - Hey. 513 00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:17,341 Jesus. Here. 514 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,551 "Wide fit"? 515 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,386 TROY: How you like me now, auntie? 516 00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:22,887 ARYA: 5,000 isn't enough. 517 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,305 Uh-uh. You got duped. 518 00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:26,559 ♪ ♪ 519 00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:30,729 (indistinct chatter) 520 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,949 (heavy breathing) 521 00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:47,538 (moaning) 522 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,831 - Oh, God. - Oh, I-I'm so sorry. 523 00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:51,499 - I'm sorry. - Are you all right? 524 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,750 - Yeah, no, it's okay. - Are you? Are you okay? 525 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:53,877 Yeah, yeah. You? 526 00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:55,753 Yeah. I'll make it. 527 00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:56,963 (laughs) 528 00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,173 I was... 529 00:20:58,174 --> 00:20:59,507 Uh, yeah. 530 00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:01,426 You headed out for the... 531 00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,636 Uh, yeah. 532 00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,014 - (chuckles) - You? 533 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,474 ♪ ♪ 534 00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:09,851 Yeah. Yeah. 535 00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:11,019 I guess so. 536 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:12,771 (chuckles) 537 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,983 Someone in particular or...? 538 00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:18,736 Or. 539 00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:20,946 Or. 540 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:24,741 (chuckles) 541 00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:26,868 I'm Owen. 542 00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:28,829 Allie. 543 00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:31,916 (retching) 544 00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,459 Oh, my... 545 00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,127 - God. Ugh. - I'm so sorry. 546 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,630 I ate two omakases, chef's choice sushi. 547 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,298 It was really expensive. I had to eat 'em. 548 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,300 - What? - My girlfriend left, 549 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,760 and I'd already ordered them. 550 00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:45,470 - Ugh. - (retches) 551 00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:47,055 She's not my girlfriend, actually. 552 00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:49,432 She was meant to be my fiancée, but now she's neither. 553 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:51,809 Get it together, dude. 554 00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:53,562 - (sighs) - (door closes) 555 00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:58,483 (grunts) I'm sorry. 556 00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:00,485 (retches, coughs) 557 00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:03,196 ♪ ♪ 558 00:22:03,197 --> 00:22:04,823 (sniffs) 559 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:16,125 WOMAN: Get the... Get off! 560 00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:17,502 Let go! 561 00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:20,088 Help! Somebody help me! 562 00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:21,464 Get off! My bag! 563 00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:22,882 - Hey, man, stop. - (siren wailing) 564 00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:24,676 - WOMAN: Let go! - OWEN: Hey! -MUGGER: Let go! 565 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:26,053 - OWEN: What are you doing, man? Stop. -(tires squealing) 566 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:28,596 - NYPD! - Police! 567 00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:30,181 - Freeze! - Freeze! 568 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,307 - Hey. - MAN: Cut, cut, cut. 569 00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:32,433 What do you mean "cut"? 570 00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:33,685 - What? - Why are we cutting? 571 00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:34,727 - Who said cut? -Why? - Got to go again. 572 00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:36,312 - Who are you? - What? 573 00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:37,855 What are you doing here? You didn't see all the cameras? 574 00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:39,023 - What do you mean? - Cameras everywhere, bro. 575 00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:40,108 We're shooting a movie. 576 00:22:40,109 --> 00:22:41,693 You couldn't wait 30 fucking seconds? 577 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:43,361 Now we got to redo the whole thing, dude. 578 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,071 - My girl's waiting for me. - I thought there was a robbery. 579 00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:46,531 You know what? I think we got it. We got it, right? 580 00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:47,740 We paint this mook out VFX, right? 581 00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:48,866 - We good? - Nope. Got to go again. 582 00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:50,368 - What? -No! - Going again. 583 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:51,869 - Ugh! -Why would you make a movie today? 584 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:53,871 - Today's the night. - Yeah, dude. No paparazzi. 585 00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:55,957 - Yeah. -Right? No kids with the fucking TikTok, right? 586 00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:57,667 Everybody's in their houses, right, getting it done. 587 00:22:57,668 --> 00:22:59,127 - It's nice to meet you. - Hi. I know. Thank you. 588 00:22:59,128 --> 00:23:00,545 Well, I mean, you got to have someone, right? 589 00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:02,005 Look at you. Fucking face. 590 00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:03,673 No. 591 00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:05,300 - Really? - What's wrong with you? 592 00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:06,718 There's nothing wrong with me. 593 00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:08,052 - I'm sorry, man. That sucks. - Yeah, sorry. 594 00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:09,512 - It'll be okay. - Nothing wrong with me. 595 00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:11,431 - I just... um... - I'm sorry. -Sorry. 596 00:23:11,432 --> 00:23:12,682 - Sir, sir. - Yeah, sorry, man. 597 00:23:12,683 --> 00:23:13,975 - Good luck. - Yeah, come with me. 598 00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:15,602 I can't believe he doesn't have anybody. 599 00:23:15,603 --> 00:23:17,228 - It's weird, right? - Yeah. 600 00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:18,896 He's so hot, I thought... 601 00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:21,649 I mean, I-I'd fuck that guy, you know? 602 00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:23,902 (pop music playing quietly) 603 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:31,577 - (sobbing) - (indistinct chatter) 604 00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:36,914 You waiting on someone? 605 00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:38,166 No. 606 00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:40,543 Just taking a break? 607 00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:42,420 Something like that. 608 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:43,588 So, what can I get you? 609 00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:44,922 Something to help me forget 610 00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:47,383 about the last three years of my life, 611 00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:49,385 - in a dirty glass. - I get it. 612 00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:52,138 Single bitches be crazy tonight. 613 00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:53,766 (woman sobbing) 614 00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:58,604 Could always be worse. 615 00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:04,233 Why do you think she would do this tonight? 616 00:24:04,234 --> 00:24:07,737 I mean, that picture you showed me of the guy... 617 00:24:07,738 --> 00:24:09,280 he's pretty good-looking. 618 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:10,573 It was on LinkedIn. 619 00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:12,201 Those are all bullshit headshots. 620 00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:15,453 Look. Is he really that much better than me? 621 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:17,080 Mm. 622 00:24:17,081 --> 00:24:20,083 Look, sometimes you just want something different, okay? 623 00:24:20,084 --> 00:24:22,418 And tonight's the night to explore. 624 00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:23,878 See all these Doras? 625 00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:26,172 They're all just looking for their Diegos. 626 00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:27,341 They're cousins. 627 00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:30,176 - Really? - Yeah. Their moms are sisters. 628 00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:32,804 If anything, Diego would be getting with the map. 629 00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:35,348 Or maybe Backpack, but later in college. 630 00:24:35,349 --> 00:24:38,851 You know what? I bet you she thinks I can't do it. 631 00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:40,561 That I'll be too upset. 632 00:24:40,562 --> 00:24:41,646 (scoffs softly) 633 00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:42,689 Too upset. Yeah. 634 00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:44,315 Yeah, that's her plan. 635 00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:45,608 She gets with that bus driver... 636 00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:46,943 I think it said that he's a pilot. 637 00:24:46,944 --> 00:24:48,236 Right, she gets to have her one night 638 00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:49,904 thinking I'm gonna be all by myself, 639 00:24:49,905 --> 00:24:51,864 too upset to do anything, she gets her little fix 640 00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:53,199 and then comes running back to me. 641 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,368 Well, fuck that. This dog's gonna hunt. 642 00:24:55,369 --> 00:24:56,869 - Go off, king. - You know what she called me? 643 00:24:56,870 --> 00:24:59,622 She called me a nice guy. 644 00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:01,165 Do I look like a nice guy? 645 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:03,835 - (woman sobbing) - Is... is she okay? 646 00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:05,628 - I think she needs some water. - Listen. 647 00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:07,046 You do seem like a nice guy. 648 00:25:07,047 --> 00:25:09,215 - No, no, no, no. - But I swear it's a good thing. 649 00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:11,593 No woman wants to be with a nice guy. 650 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:14,887 If you were single, would you want to have sex with me? 651 00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:16,556 What makes you think I'm not single? 652 00:25:16,557 --> 00:25:18,516 'Cause you're working tonight. 653 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:20,894 Until my shift ends in 30 minutes. 654 00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,396 That mean you want to hang out? 655 00:25:23,397 --> 00:25:25,733 God, you really have been out of the game, haven't you? 656 00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:28,276 See you in 30 minutes. 657 00:25:28,277 --> 00:25:29,778 - Okay. - Okay. 658 00:25:30,571 --> 00:25:31,863 - Cool. - Cool. 659 00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:33,322 You have protection, right? 660 00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:35,366 - Yeah. - Okay. 661 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:36,909 I'm just gonna get some air. 662 00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:38,035 Okay. 663 00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:39,537 See you in a bit. 664 00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,038 Hey. 665 00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:42,832 Hey, you should drink that. 666 00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:44,375 Just drink it. 667 00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:46,377 (continues sobbing) 668 00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:48,337 Great. Now I'm getting roofied. 669 00:25:48,338 --> 00:25:51,049 ♪ ♪ 670 00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:54,802 (entry bell jingling) 671 00:25:54,803 --> 00:25:56,721 Hey, buddy. You have any condoms? 672 00:25:56,722 --> 00:25:58,473 - That's it? - Nah. 673 00:25:58,474 --> 00:26:00,058 - None? - Ain't got none. 674 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,732 ♪ ♪ 675 00:26:25,042 --> 00:26:27,669 ♪ ♪ 676 00:26:33,634 --> 00:26:35,093 Hi. 677 00:26:36,094 --> 00:26:37,386 Hi. 678 00:26:37,387 --> 00:26:38,763 Crazy night. 679 00:26:38,764 --> 00:26:40,139 Andrew. 680 00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:41,599 Allie. 681 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:42,975 I got a 1:40 available. 682 00:26:42,976 --> 00:26:44,352 It's only a 20-minute block, 683 00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:46,062 but your dress should save us some time. 684 00:26:46,063 --> 00:26:48,523 Uh, no, thank you, Andrew. 685 00:26:48,524 --> 00:26:50,441 - ♪ Get lost forever ♪ - ("Mangetout" by Wet Leg plays) 686 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:52,819 ♪ Nice try ♪ 687 00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:54,654 ♪ Get out the way ♪ 688 00:26:54,655 --> 00:26:57,156 ♪ You're in our way... ♪ 689 00:26:57,157 --> 00:27:00,701 So, my firm was one of the first angels in on Rexton Labs. 690 00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:02,787 Every sensor on a wrist, 691 00:27:02,788 --> 00:27:04,330 that's five boodles in our pocket. 692 00:27:04,331 --> 00:27:08,459 There are 266 million people in this country over 18. 693 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:09,669 You do the math. 694 00:27:09,670 --> 00:27:11,671 1.3 billion. 695 00:27:11,672 --> 00:27:13,339 Mama! 696 00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:16,425 I'm bringing someone home for Thanksgiving! 697 00:27:16,426 --> 00:27:19,762 - WOMAN: Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y! - MAN: Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y! 698 00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:21,514 - Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y! - Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y! 699 00:27:21,515 --> 00:27:24,100 - Make your one night smooth! - Try it. Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y! 700 00:27:24,101 --> 00:27:25,977 - Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y! - Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y! 701 00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:28,729 - Yeah! Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y! - (laughs) 702 00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:30,231 Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y! 703 00:27:30,232 --> 00:27:34,235 It tracks dopamine, oxytocin and testosterone levels. 704 00:27:34,236 --> 00:27:36,946 So if it spikes when it's close to another one 705 00:27:36,947 --> 00:27:39,282 with elevated levels, bam! 706 00:27:39,283 --> 00:27:43,035 It flashes red, and the authorities are alerted via 5G. 707 00:27:43,036 --> 00:27:47,081 So we're developing a pill that masks dopamine. 708 00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:49,500 Correct me if I'm wrong, but couldn't that also lead 709 00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:51,669 to the cure for Parkinson's? 710 00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:53,838 There's no money in that shit. 711 00:27:53,839 --> 00:27:56,132 - Wow. - Enough small talk. 712 00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:58,134 We swiping right, or what's the dilly? 713 00:27:58,135 --> 00:28:01,053 I can palm that card in my hand like so, 714 00:28:01,054 --> 00:28:03,264 and all I have to do is blow. (blows gently) 715 00:28:03,265 --> 00:28:04,974 - And the card dissolves... - (gasps) 716 00:28:04,975 --> 00:28:06,767 ...and disappears completely. 717 00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:08,019 That's amazing. 718 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:10,313 I think you have something in your... 719 00:28:10,314 --> 00:28:11,690 No. 720 00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:14,483 You have something in your... 721 00:28:14,484 --> 00:28:17,821 ♪ I hope you're gonna get out soon ♪ 722 00:28:22,784 --> 00:28:25,037 ♪ ♪ 723 00:28:26,663 --> 00:28:28,165 Hi. 724 00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:31,500 Do you have any more? 725 00:28:31,501 --> 00:28:32,835 All gone. 726 00:28:32,836 --> 00:28:34,712 MAN (groaning): Ay, mi pinga. 727 00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:37,256 (taking slow, deep breaths) 728 00:28:37,257 --> 00:28:38,674 (groans) 729 00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:40,593 - NURSE: Be safe tonight. - (song ends) 730 00:28:40,594 --> 00:28:43,512 I have to be honest, I've met a lot of crazy people tonight. 731 00:28:43,513 --> 00:28:45,431 I have met lunatics. 732 00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:47,391 It's like they all come out on this one night. 733 00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:49,435 And they're like zombies, just preying on all of us. 734 00:28:49,436 --> 00:28:51,395 - It's a literal nightmare. - Right? 735 00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:54,106 Is there no normal person who hasn't found their person yet? 736 00:28:54,107 --> 00:28:57,401 So, want to do him first, then me, 737 00:28:57,402 --> 00:29:00,154 or me, then him, or maybe surprise us? (chuckles) 738 00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:01,822 Or both of us at the same time? 739 00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:03,074 - Oh, that's fun. - Yeah. 740 00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:04,617 PATRICK: Sort of a human Jenga situation. 741 00:29:04,618 --> 00:29:05,993 BERNARD: His top, my bottom. 742 00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:07,536 PATRICK: Or we could do it hangman style. 743 00:29:07,537 --> 00:29:09,330 - Or we could switch it up. - Both of us from under. 744 00:29:09,331 --> 00:29:11,040 - With a little tickle. - The tickle thing? 745 00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:12,166 Tickle from the back and front at the same time? 746 00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:13,584 PATRICK: That sounds good, right? 747 00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:15,127 BERNARD: On your side or on your back or... 748 00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:16,922 - PATRICK: Side. Side. - BERNARD: Side. 749 00:29:18,674 --> 00:29:20,926 (quiet chatter) 750 00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:38,360 (playing soft, melancholy tune) 751 00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:51,956 MAN: That is sad. 752 00:29:51,957 --> 00:29:54,292 Like, really sad, like... 753 00:29:55,293 --> 00:29:58,004 You win the gold medal at the Sad Song Olympics. 754 00:29:58,005 --> 00:30:00,006 (Allie clears throat softly) 755 00:30:00,007 --> 00:30:02,842 Would you mind if I... 756 00:30:02,843 --> 00:30:05,261 toss my hat into the ring? 757 00:30:05,262 --> 00:30:07,264 Sure. 758 00:30:10,684 --> 00:30:12,936 (playing gentle melody) 759 00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:20,234 It's very sad. 760 00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:22,028 Thanks. 761 00:30:22,029 --> 00:30:23,738 My parents are German. 762 00:30:23,739 --> 00:30:29,994 ♪ I'm lyin' alone with my head on the phone ♪ 763 00:30:29,995 --> 00:30:33,247 ♪ Thinkin' of you till it hurts ♪ 764 00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:35,875 - This is a sad song. - (inhales sharply) 765 00:30:35,876 --> 00:30:38,169 ♪ I wish I could carry ♪ 766 00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:41,380 ♪ Your smile in my heart ♪ 767 00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:45,801 ♪ For times when my life seems so low ♪ 768 00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:47,094 This is the saddest part. 769 00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:49,889 ♪ It would make me believe ♪ 770 00:30:49,890 --> 00:30:53,267 ♪ What tomorrow would bring ♪ 771 00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:58,731 ♪ When today doesn't really know ♪ 772 00:30:58,732 --> 00:31:01,192 ♪ I'm all out of love ♪ 773 00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:02,943 ♪ I'm all out of... ♪ 774 00:31:02,944 --> 00:31:04,570 You know the song, right? 775 00:31:04,571 --> 00:31:07,490 BOTH: ♪ I'm all out of love ♪ 776 00:31:07,491 --> 00:31:10,284 ♪ I'm so lost without you ♪ 777 00:31:10,285 --> 00:31:12,328 ♪ I know you were right ♪ 778 00:31:12,329 --> 00:31:14,580 ♪ Believing for so long ♪ 779 00:31:14,581 --> 00:31:16,290 - (chuckles) -You know what I'm gonna do, right? 780 00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:18,125 - No. Oh, wow. - Key change. Higher but sadder. 781 00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:20,336 ♪ I'm all out of love ♪ 782 00:31:20,337 --> 00:31:23,130 ♪ I'm so lost without you ♪ 783 00:31:23,131 --> 00:31:25,341 ♪ I know you were right ♪ 784 00:31:25,342 --> 00:31:28,219 ♪ Believing for so long ♪ 785 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:30,930 - ♪ I'm all out of love ♪ - (Allie chuckles) 786 00:31:30,931 --> 00:31:33,224 ♪ What am I without you? ♪ 787 00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:35,392 ♪ I can't be too late ♪ 788 00:31:35,393 --> 00:31:39,814 ♪ To say that I was so wrong. ♪ 789 00:31:39,815 --> 00:31:41,899 - (chuckles) - It's a sad song. 790 00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:44,276 So sad. Wow. 791 00:31:44,277 --> 00:31:47,863 Have I heard you sing before? Your voice is so familiar. 792 00:31:47,864 --> 00:31:49,865 Uh, n-no. 793 00:31:49,866 --> 00:31:51,075 Probably not. 794 00:31:51,076 --> 00:31:52,868 Well, I should have. 795 00:31:52,869 --> 00:31:54,203 You're kind of amazing. 796 00:31:54,204 --> 00:31:56,413 (snickers) No, you're amazing. 797 00:31:56,414 --> 00:31:58,207 No, I'm serious. 798 00:31:58,208 --> 00:32:00,584 - I'm serious. - No. 799 00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:02,128 I'm serious. 800 00:32:02,129 --> 00:32:04,381 ♪ ♪ 801 00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:16,058 - Are you sure this is okay? - What? 802 00:32:16,059 --> 00:32:18,102 I feel like we don't have to do this now. 803 00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:20,020 You know, I don't think of you as just... 804 00:32:20,021 --> 00:32:21,564 Mandate meat? 805 00:32:21,565 --> 00:32:25,110 Oh, that term is disgusting, but, well, yeah. 806 00:32:26,695 --> 00:32:29,239 - God, you're sweet. - (chuckles softly) 807 00:32:30,490 --> 00:32:32,200 I have a condom. 808 00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:35,786 I'll be right back. 809 00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:38,039 ♪ ♪ 810 00:32:39,916 --> 00:32:41,459 (clears throat softly) 811 00:32:52,554 --> 00:32:54,306 (gasps) 812 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,392 You got to be kidding me. 813 00:32:58,185 --> 00:33:00,312 (entry bell chimes) 814 00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:07,110 Anyone here? 815 00:33:08,278 --> 00:33:10,696 Yeah. Uh, what can I do for you? 816 00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:13,157 - Do you have any more condoms? - Uh, sorry. 817 00:33:13,158 --> 00:33:15,118 Um, we're all out. 818 00:33:16,786 --> 00:33:18,162 (phone camera clicks) 819 00:33:18,163 --> 00:33:20,582 ♪ ♪ 820 00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:38,099 (blows) 821 00:33:44,981 --> 00:33:47,192 (grunting softly) 822 00:34:14,511 --> 00:34:16,596 - (glove snaps) - (yells in pain) 823 00:34:18,515 --> 00:34:19,640 (screams) 824 00:34:19,641 --> 00:34:22,893 - (dryer whirring) - (pained whimpering) 825 00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:25,146 ♪ ♪ 826 00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:31,652 - (door opens) - (entry bell jingles) 827 00:34:31,653 --> 00:34:33,238 Condoms. 828 00:34:34,614 --> 00:34:35,698 Yes! 829 00:34:35,699 --> 00:34:37,700 I will take it. 830 00:34:37,701 --> 00:34:38,659 Thank you. 831 00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:41,288 - 200. - What? That's gouging. 832 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,081 I feel awful about it. 833 00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:45,249 Fine. 834 00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:46,667 Cash only. 835 00:34:46,668 --> 00:34:48,586 ATM in the back. 836 00:34:49,379 --> 00:34:52,257 But somebody already beat you to it. 837 00:34:53,967 --> 00:34:55,259 (chuckles softly) 838 00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:57,178 (ATM buttons beeping) 839 00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:03,434 - That's crazy. - Uh... 840 00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:05,686 Look, I'm-I'm really sorry about what happened earlier. 841 00:35:05,687 --> 00:35:06,770 It's all good. 842 00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:07,855 No, I-I want to explain. 843 00:35:07,856 --> 00:35:09,440 I went for dinner with my girlfriend. 844 00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:10,941 I'd ordered two omakases. 845 00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:12,277 You vomit words, too? 846 00:35:14,029 --> 00:35:15,780 Like I said, I'm really sorry. 847 00:35:17,157 --> 00:35:19,283 Glad you found someone, though. 848 00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:22,287 Looks like we both found our "or." 849 00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:24,955 Is that him? 850 00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:26,707 I like that jacket. Is that Buck Mason? 851 00:35:26,708 --> 00:35:28,625 - (machine buzzes) - ALLIE: That is my PIN. 852 00:35:28,626 --> 00:35:31,587 - (grunts in frustration) - Hey, Tits McGee. 853 00:35:31,588 --> 00:35:33,005 Sorry. 854 00:35:33,006 --> 00:35:34,298 Let me see if mine works. 855 00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:35,799 Oh, so you can get it? No. 856 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,676 - (door opens) -Well, it looks like you've been here 857 00:35:37,677 --> 00:35:39,303 a while now, and you don't seem to be yielding much fruit. 858 00:35:39,304 --> 00:35:40,721 - SKYLER: They got 'em. - CLERK: $200, cash only, 859 00:35:40,722 --> 00:35:42,389 - ATM in the back. - ALLIE: Okay, look. 860 00:35:42,390 --> 00:35:44,475 - I really need this. - So do I. 861 00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:47,061 I have a window, and it's gonna close if I don't get back 862 00:35:47,062 --> 00:35:48,645 in eight and three-quarter minutes. 863 00:35:48,646 --> 00:35:51,273 I actually have a real connection with somebody, okay? 864 00:35:51,274 --> 00:35:52,941 You're in a bodega trying to buy a condom. 865 00:35:52,942 --> 00:35:55,027 What does he get on his pizza? 866 00:35:55,028 --> 00:35:56,487 What? 867 00:35:56,488 --> 00:35:58,197 Well, if you have a real connection with someone, 868 00:35:58,198 --> 00:36:00,074 you know what kind of pizza they like. 869 00:36:00,075 --> 00:36:01,533 It's coffee, not pizza. 870 00:36:01,534 --> 00:36:03,118 - It's how they take their coffee. -Okay, okay. 871 00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:05,163 How does he take his coffee, then? 872 00:36:06,122 --> 00:36:09,209 He likes it how I like it: black with three sugars. 873 00:36:10,377 --> 00:36:11,919 - Well, that's gross. - (Miranda giggling) 874 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:14,422 He thinks it's adorable. 875 00:36:15,799 --> 00:36:18,258 I'm sure you'll end up at the top 876 00:36:18,259 --> 00:36:21,470 of the Empire State Building at sunrise, 877 00:36:21,471 --> 00:36:23,556 pledging your undying love. 878 00:36:24,349 --> 00:36:25,974 I would love that for us. 879 00:36:25,975 --> 00:36:27,393 May I? 880 00:36:27,394 --> 00:36:29,686 - Just... - (Miranda laughing) 881 00:36:29,687 --> 00:36:31,356 Ah. 882 00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:38,488 Thank you. 883 00:36:42,409 --> 00:36:44,034 MIRANDA: I want to go now. 884 00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:46,370 So hot. 885 00:36:46,371 --> 00:36:48,872 (Miranda and Skyler moaning) 886 00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:50,332 - (machine buzzes) - OWEN: No, no, no. 887 00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:51,542 That's not right. 888 00:36:51,543 --> 00:36:53,210 - Ah, I just did payroll. - This sucks. 889 00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:55,337 - Hey, my guy. Can I use that? - My God! 890 00:36:55,338 --> 00:36:56,922 You guys have been here for a minute. 891 00:36:56,923 --> 00:36:59,967 Aren't you guys a little old, too? 892 00:36:59,968 --> 00:37:01,593 - What? - What? 893 00:37:01,594 --> 00:37:03,554 (Miranda and Skyler laughing) 894 00:37:03,555 --> 00:37:05,556 SKYLER: Excuse me. 895 00:37:05,557 --> 00:37:06,890 - Pardon me. - (buttons beeping) 896 00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:08,267 - (cash dispensing) - MIRANDA: Oh, fuck yeah. 897 00:37:08,268 --> 00:37:09,560 SKYLER: Oh, literally. 898 00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:11,646 - Mwah. - (chuckles) 899 00:37:13,022 --> 00:37:14,731 I hate this night. 900 00:37:14,732 --> 00:37:16,608 Sucks. 901 00:37:16,609 --> 00:37:18,527 Got to get the key. 902 00:37:18,528 --> 00:37:21,239 (Miranda chuckles, moans) 903 00:37:26,411 --> 00:37:27,787 MIRANDA: So hot. 904 00:37:32,459 --> 00:37:35,919 ("Blister in the Sun" by Winona Fighter playing) 905 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,629 (entry bell jingles) 906 00:37:37,630 --> 00:37:39,883 (motorcycle engine chugging) 907 00:37:45,930 --> 00:37:47,432 (entry bell jingles) 908 00:37:51,227 --> 00:37:52,936 What are you doing? 909 00:37:52,937 --> 00:37:54,939 Making it happen. 910 00:37:56,316 --> 00:37:58,026 (exhales sharply) 911 00:37:59,235 --> 00:38:01,154 - Go. - (engine revving) 912 00:38:01,821 --> 00:38:03,197 - ♪ Let me go on ♪ - Oh! 913 00:38:03,198 --> 00:38:04,448 - (gasps) - Oh! 914 00:38:04,449 --> 00:38:05,782 ♪ Like a blister in the sun ♪ 915 00:38:05,783 --> 00:38:06,950 ALLIE: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 916 00:38:06,951 --> 00:38:08,118 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - OWEN: Oh! 917 00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:09,495 ♪ Let me go on ♪ 918 00:38:09,496 --> 00:38:11,413 ♪ Big hands, I know you're the one ♪ 919 00:38:11,414 --> 00:38:14,292 (Owen laughing) 920 00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:17,961 OWEN: Oh, my God, you are a crazy person. 921 00:38:17,962 --> 00:38:20,005 - Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, God. - OWEN: Oh! 922 00:38:20,006 --> 00:38:21,798 - MIRANDA: Bro. - SKYLER: Film it. Film it. 923 00:38:21,799 --> 00:38:24,134 - ALLIE: Oh! - (laughing) 924 00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:25,469 (grunts) 925 00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:27,429 What? How? 926 00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:28,639 CLERK: Hey! Stop! 927 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:29,890 ALLIE: Uh-oh. 928 00:38:29,891 --> 00:38:31,683 - CLERK: Every goddamn year. - Hey. 929 00:38:31,684 --> 00:38:33,227 - What are you doing? - One of us should get it. 930 00:38:33,228 --> 00:38:34,645 - Come on. - Motherfuckers! 931 00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:37,481 - Go, go, go, go, go! - You fucking animals! 932 00:38:37,482 --> 00:38:39,107 ALLIE: They're chasing us! 933 00:38:39,108 --> 00:38:40,692 MIRANDA: When that one condom gets stolen on Fuck Night! 934 00:38:40,693 --> 00:38:42,194 SKYLER: Bro! (grunts) 935 00:38:42,195 --> 00:38:43,696 - (Miranda grunts) - Oh! -Oh, my God. 936 00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:46,199 ♪ Ow! ♪ 937 00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:48,992 - Hey. In here, here, here, here, here. -What? 938 00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:51,328 - You can't just go backwards. - Go back, back, back, back. 939 00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:53,288 - Down, down, down. - Oh, my God. 940 00:38:53,289 --> 00:38:54,582 (grunts) 941 00:38:58,378 --> 00:39:00,045 (Owen sighs) 942 00:39:00,046 --> 00:39:02,840 (panting, grunting) 943 00:39:08,846 --> 00:39:10,807 (song ends) 944 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:14,852 Okay, wait. 945 00:39:16,062 --> 00:39:17,646 I know I just met the guy, 946 00:39:17,647 --> 00:39:20,023 but I actually think he could be someone special. 947 00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:22,819 I really need to get back out there tonight. 948 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:28,741 Flip for it. 949 00:39:29,909 --> 00:39:32,536 Durex or warnings and instructions? 950 00:39:32,537 --> 00:39:33,996 Warnings and instructions. 951 00:39:33,997 --> 00:39:35,289 - Okay. - No. 952 00:39:35,290 --> 00:39:36,373 Durex. 953 00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:37,875 Okay. 954 00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:40,919 Warnings and instructions. 955 00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:42,421 You're warnings and instructions, I'm Durex. 956 00:39:42,422 --> 00:39:43,880 I'm gonna change my mind. 957 00:39:43,881 --> 00:39:45,048 Durex. 958 00:39:45,049 --> 00:39:46,758 - One... - No, warnings and instructions. 959 00:39:46,759 --> 00:39:48,343 - I can't... I can't... - Okay, how about I'm Durex? 960 00:39:48,344 --> 00:39:50,178 You have to take in the conditions of the wind and, 961 00:39:50,179 --> 00:39:51,888 like, how heavy this is and how long it was in the box. 962 00:39:51,889 --> 00:39:53,682 - Fuck are you talking about? - This is a big moment. 963 00:39:53,683 --> 00:39:55,809 And I've got someone waiting for me back at the bar. 964 00:39:55,810 --> 00:39:57,144 She's gonna leave soon. 965 00:39:57,145 --> 00:39:58,520 (groans, clears throat) 966 00:39:58,521 --> 00:40:00,022 Durex, warnings and instructions. 967 00:40:00,023 --> 00:40:02,274 No, no, no, no, no. Warnings and instructions, Durex. 968 00:40:02,275 --> 00:40:03,900 - I can't look. - Oh, my God. 969 00:40:03,901 --> 00:40:05,569 - One... - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 970 00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:07,655 (Allie gasps) 971 00:40:08,448 --> 00:40:11,491 - (water dripping) - (rodents squeaking) 972 00:40:11,492 --> 00:40:14,579 (siren whooping in distance) 973 00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:18,457 ALLIE: Okay, go a little lower. 974 00:40:18,458 --> 00:40:19,625 A little lower. 975 00:40:19,626 --> 00:40:21,043 - OWEN: Yep. - (Allie grunts) 976 00:40:21,044 --> 00:40:22,836 (both straining) 977 00:40:22,837 --> 00:40:24,797 - Don't look. - I'm not looking. 978 00:40:25,632 --> 00:40:27,758 - (thud) - Ow! Look a little. 979 00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:29,676 - I'm sorry. - Okay, little farther. 980 00:40:29,677 --> 00:40:31,970 Little farther. 981 00:40:31,971 --> 00:40:33,138 I got it. 982 00:40:33,139 --> 00:40:34,306 - Got it? - Yep. 983 00:40:34,307 --> 00:40:35,390 Ow! 984 00:40:35,391 --> 00:40:36,642 OWEN: I'm sorry. 985 00:40:36,643 --> 00:40:38,602 (Allie grunts) 986 00:40:38,603 --> 00:40:41,229 Oh, my God. Whoa. 987 00:40:41,230 --> 00:40:42,773 - (grunts) - (Allie chuckles) 988 00:40:42,774 --> 00:40:44,441 - (breathing heavily) - You okay? 989 00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:46,444 Yeah. And I got it. 990 00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:50,948 It was warnings and instructions. 991 00:40:52,492 --> 00:40:54,077 Thanks. 992 00:40:59,499 --> 00:41:01,041 (motorcycle engine revving) 993 00:41:01,042 --> 00:41:02,417 (tires squeal) 994 00:41:02,418 --> 00:41:04,545 - Did you get it? - (Allie sighs) 995 00:41:10,968 --> 00:41:12,552 Sorry. 996 00:41:12,553 --> 00:41:14,472 (engine revving) 997 00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:20,143 ("We're Not Gonna Take It" playing) 998 00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:22,562 ALLIE (over TV): ♪ You're gonna take it ♪ 999 00:41:22,563 --> 00:41:25,857 ♪ Oh, yes, you're gonna take it ♪ 1000 00:41:25,858 --> 00:41:28,819 - OWEN: Aw. - ♪ You are gonna take it ♪ 1001 00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:31,488 ♪ Tonight ♪ 1002 00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:33,324 ♪ Penestra! ♪ 1003 00:41:34,117 --> 00:41:36,536 - (indistinct chatter) - (horn honks in distance) 1004 00:41:37,662 --> 00:41:40,623 ("Weightless" by Arlo Parks playing) 1005 00:41:44,919 --> 00:41:47,087 (phone camera clicking) 1006 00:41:47,088 --> 00:41:52,509 ♪ Cardamom and jade as your eyes streamed ♪ 1007 00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:57,764 ♪ On the night you showed your volcanic side ♪ 1008 00:41:57,765 --> 00:41:59,683 ♪ And I'm afraid to need... ♪ 1009 00:41:59,684 --> 00:42:01,017 Do you live here? 1010 00:42:01,018 --> 00:42:03,228 (chuckles): Yeah. My spot. 1011 00:42:03,229 --> 00:42:05,021 (chuckles) 1012 00:42:05,022 --> 00:42:08,191 - Is that a... - I know. It's a bit much. 1013 00:42:08,192 --> 00:42:09,901 He's an old friend. 1014 00:42:09,902 --> 00:42:12,362 And nothing says housewarming like a silhouette 1015 00:42:12,363 --> 00:42:14,698 of an old-timey boy holding a balloon duck. 1016 00:42:14,699 --> 00:42:16,658 - (Allie laughs) - Want something to drink? 1017 00:42:16,659 --> 00:42:19,119 I make a mean glass of wine. 1018 00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,748 - Yeah, I would love something. - All right. 1019 00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:24,709 - Is that a... - Fake Basquiat? 1020 00:42:25,918 --> 00:42:27,628 No. 1021 00:42:28,755 --> 00:42:31,173 Go, make yourself comfortable. 1022 00:42:31,174 --> 00:42:32,132 (scoffs softly) 1023 00:42:32,133 --> 00:42:34,259 ♪ I don't wanna wait for you ♪ 1024 00:42:34,260 --> 00:42:38,722 ♪ I don't wanna wait for you, I don't wanna wait for you ♪ 1025 00:42:38,723 --> 00:42:41,725 ♪ But I need you, so I won't go. ♪ 1026 00:42:41,726 --> 00:42:43,227 (glasses clink) 1027 00:42:49,776 --> 00:42:51,568 To the girl who's made my night. 1028 00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:53,029 (glasses clink) 1029 00:42:57,283 --> 00:42:59,285 (both set glasses down) 1030 00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:07,626 How do you take your pizza? 1031 00:43:07,627 --> 00:43:08,710 What? 1032 00:43:08,711 --> 00:43:10,254 I'm, um... 1033 00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:12,590 Nothing. 1034 00:43:13,508 --> 00:43:15,968 ♪ ♪ 1035 00:43:28,105 --> 00:43:30,942 (sirens wailing in distance) 1036 00:43:32,068 --> 00:43:34,069 (sirens growing closer) 1037 00:43:34,070 --> 00:43:36,656 - (tires squealing) - (song ends) 1038 00:43:37,782 --> 00:43:39,200 - (Max exclaims) - (gasps) 1039 00:43:40,785 --> 00:43:42,160 Ah, fuck. 1040 00:43:42,161 --> 00:43:43,913 - OFFICER: Go! We'll take the back! -Yeah, fuck. 1041 00:43:44,455 --> 00:43:46,248 ALLIE: Wha... Hey. 1042 00:43:46,249 --> 00:43:47,791 - (knocking) - OFFICER 2: NYPD! 1043 00:43:47,792 --> 00:43:48,834 - (gasps) -OFFICER 3: We know you're in there! 1044 00:43:48,835 --> 00:43:50,752 We followed your motorcycle! 1045 00:43:50,753 --> 00:43:52,212 It was just one condom! 1046 00:43:52,213 --> 00:43:54,881 Open up, or we're gonna knock your door down! 1047 00:43:54,882 --> 00:43:56,800 ♪ I'm all out of love ♪ 1048 00:43:56,801 --> 00:43:59,135 ♪ What am I without you? ♪ 1049 00:43:59,136 --> 00:44:01,555 - ALLIE: Hey! - ♪ I can't be too late... ♪ 1050 00:44:01,556 --> 00:44:03,265 Where are we going? 1051 00:44:03,266 --> 00:44:04,516 Max? (gasps) 1052 00:44:04,517 --> 00:44:06,184 (clattering) 1053 00:44:06,185 --> 00:44:08,144 (gasping) 1054 00:44:08,145 --> 00:44:09,646 ♪ I know you were right ♪ 1055 00:44:09,647 --> 00:44:10,814 Max? 1056 00:44:10,815 --> 00:44:11,982 ♪ Believing for so long... ♪ 1057 00:44:11,983 --> 00:44:13,483 OFFICER 2: This way, this way. 1058 00:44:13,484 --> 00:44:14,860 Here! 1059 00:44:14,861 --> 00:44:16,319 - OFFICER 3: I see somebody! - OFFICER 2: Hey! 1060 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:17,655 You! 1061 00:44:18,364 --> 00:44:19,656 You there! 1062 00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:20,991 ♪ I know I was so wrong... ♪ 1063 00:44:20,992 --> 00:44:22,742 OFFICER 3: Stop! Wait! 1064 00:44:22,743 --> 00:44:24,327 Damn it. 1065 00:44:24,328 --> 00:44:25,788 Stop! 1066 00:44:26,539 --> 00:44:27,790 Get... 1067 00:44:28,833 --> 00:44:31,209 OFFICER 2: Hey! Stop right there! 1068 00:44:31,210 --> 00:44:33,211 - Wait! - Wait, wait, wait. Whoa. 1069 00:44:33,212 --> 00:44:34,588 Whoa. 1070 00:44:34,589 --> 00:44:36,172 OFFICER 2: Goddamn it, honey, why are you running? 1071 00:44:36,173 --> 00:44:38,426 OFFICER 3: We're not after you. We're after him. 1072 00:44:39,302 --> 00:44:41,052 OFFICER 2: He's on parole. 1073 00:44:41,053 --> 00:44:43,179 ♪ I'm so lost without you... ♪ 1074 00:44:43,180 --> 00:44:45,725 OFFICER 3: He ain't allowed to have sex tonight. 1075 00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:51,354 - (groans) - (song ends) 1076 00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:53,356 - (Allie sighs) - (indistinct radio chatter) 1077 00:44:53,357 --> 00:44:55,443 (quiet chatter) 1078 00:44:56,235 --> 00:44:59,696 Okay, how would you characterize your relationship 1079 00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:01,364 with Mr. McGuinness? 1080 00:45:01,365 --> 00:45:03,533 - Uh, relatively new. - (chuckles) 1081 00:45:03,534 --> 00:45:06,536 The officers reported that you were in your undergarments. 1082 00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:09,456 Your goons kicked down a door and violated our privacy. 1083 00:45:09,457 --> 00:45:12,417 I can't believe you expend all these resources on this. 1084 00:45:12,418 --> 00:45:15,378 Did he mention he spent time in jail for violating the mandate? 1085 00:45:15,379 --> 00:45:17,297 So, what, what, he had consensual sex 1086 00:45:17,298 --> 00:45:19,090 that the government didn't want him to? 1087 00:45:19,091 --> 00:45:20,634 He violated it 14 times. 1088 00:45:20,635 --> 00:45:22,177 - 14? - In eight days. 1089 00:45:22,178 --> 00:45:23,595 Eight? 1090 00:45:23,596 --> 00:45:25,388 You think we really want to be dealing with this shit? 1091 00:45:25,389 --> 00:45:26,890 Seeing who's playing slap-and-tickle 1092 00:45:26,891 --> 00:45:28,433 without a ring on their finger? 1093 00:45:28,434 --> 00:45:30,310 Then why do you? Seriously, just because we're living 1094 00:45:30,311 --> 00:45:32,062 in these crazy times does not mean 1095 00:45:32,063 --> 00:45:33,605 that you need to be on the wrong side of history. 1096 00:45:33,606 --> 00:45:35,732 Where's your conscience? 1097 00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:37,067 With my pension. 1098 00:45:37,068 --> 00:45:38,735 Give me your wrist. 1099 00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:40,695 We just need to confirm the integrity of your biosensor, 1100 00:45:40,696 --> 00:45:42,739 and then you can be on your way. 1101 00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:43,907 (device beeps) 1102 00:45:43,908 --> 00:45:45,408 The data center's pretty busy. 1103 00:45:45,409 --> 00:45:47,202 You can wait outside. 1104 00:45:47,203 --> 00:45:48,912 - Really great work. - Mm. 1105 00:45:48,913 --> 00:45:51,915 Thank you for keeping our streets safe. 1106 00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:54,918 Just so you know, your relatively new boyfriend 1107 00:45:54,919 --> 00:45:57,087 is also being charged with real estate fraud, 1108 00:45:57,088 --> 00:45:59,589 property trespass, grand theft motorcycle, 1109 00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:03,343 stealing various wine and art, including a silhouette of a boy 1110 00:46:03,344 --> 00:46:06,596 holding a duck balloon, and a fake Basquiat. 1111 00:46:06,597 --> 00:46:08,766 I knew it was fake. 1112 00:46:13,104 --> 00:46:14,981 The bastards got me again. 1113 00:46:17,066 --> 00:46:19,651 I don't care how many times you arrest me. 1114 00:46:19,652 --> 00:46:22,029 I ain't wearing no love glove. 1115 00:46:29,412 --> 00:46:31,288 (sighs) 1116 00:46:39,046 --> 00:46:42,216 ("Up N Down" by Izzy Camina playing) 1117 00:46:44,010 --> 00:46:45,885 ♪ We go up ♪ 1118 00:46:45,886 --> 00:46:47,888 ♪ And we go down ♪ 1119 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,641 ♪ How we go up ♪ 1120 00:46:51,642 --> 00:46:53,977 ♪ And we go down ♪ 1121 00:46:53,978 --> 00:46:57,981 ♪ Yeah, I've been thinking about ♪ 1122 00:46:57,982 --> 00:46:59,983 ♪ We're hot and cold ♪ 1123 00:46:59,984 --> 00:47:01,443 ♪ The moon and sun ♪ 1124 00:47:01,444 --> 00:47:03,445 ♪ We don't know what it is ♪ 1125 00:47:03,446 --> 00:47:05,947 ♪ That we're both running from... ♪ 1126 00:47:05,948 --> 00:47:07,490 OWEN: I'm down by the water. 1127 00:47:07,491 --> 00:47:09,659 Make a left when you get to the clearing. 1128 00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:11,578 (tires squeak) 1129 00:47:11,579 --> 00:47:13,663 Right on the grass. 1130 00:47:13,664 --> 00:47:15,123 - Keep going. - Okay. 1131 00:47:15,124 --> 00:47:16,875 You're getting warmer. 1132 00:47:16,876 --> 00:47:18,334 Much warmer. 1133 00:47:18,335 --> 00:47:20,712 Getting hot. 1134 00:47:20,713 --> 00:47:22,672 ♪ Manipulate ♪ 1135 00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:24,258 (song stops) 1136 00:47:25,092 --> 00:47:26,259 Oh, my God. 1137 00:47:26,260 --> 00:47:28,595 - You're hot. - So are you. 1138 00:47:28,596 --> 00:47:29,929 It's nice to meet you. 1139 00:47:29,930 --> 00:47:32,516 It's nice to meet you, too. 1140 00:47:35,936 --> 00:47:37,353 You want to go here? 1141 00:47:37,354 --> 00:47:40,565 That's the one good thing about this stupid night. 1142 00:47:40,566 --> 00:47:42,026 No wasted time. 1143 00:47:43,110 --> 00:47:44,862 Y-You're right. 1144 00:47:45,863 --> 00:47:47,781 Okay, Felix. 1145 00:47:47,782 --> 00:47:49,824 It's Owen. I lied about my name. 1146 00:47:49,825 --> 00:47:51,743 I did, too. 1147 00:47:51,744 --> 00:47:53,078 I'm Sophie. 1148 00:47:53,079 --> 00:47:55,205 - Sophie. - Mm-hmm. 1149 00:47:55,206 --> 00:47:56,748 All right, well, you want to... 1150 00:47:56,749 --> 00:47:57,957 How do we... 1151 00:47:57,958 --> 00:47:59,250 Well, I-I think, 1152 00:47:59,251 --> 00:48:01,169 traditionally, it starts with a kiss. 1153 00:48:01,170 --> 00:48:04,089 There's nothing traditional about this night. 1154 00:48:04,090 --> 00:48:07,717 I still think you should start with a kiss. 1155 00:48:07,718 --> 00:48:09,386 I think you're right. 1156 00:48:10,638 --> 00:48:12,306 (clears throat) 1157 00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:18,604 (moaning softly) 1158 00:48:20,731 --> 00:48:22,565 (breathing heavily) 1159 00:48:22,566 --> 00:48:23,733 (pants unzip) 1160 00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:25,528 OWEN: What... 1161 00:48:26,695 --> 00:48:28,280 All right. 1162 00:48:29,573 --> 00:48:31,407 Uh-uh. 1163 00:48:31,408 --> 00:48:34,160 I've never really done that before, but okay. 1164 00:48:34,161 --> 00:48:35,662 - (song resumes) - ♪ We go up... ♪ 1165 00:48:35,663 --> 00:48:38,581 I don't remember seeing this on your bio. 1166 00:48:38,582 --> 00:48:40,583 - Ooh. - Shh. 1167 00:48:40,584 --> 00:48:41,918 Okay, okay. 1168 00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:43,920 ♪ And we go down ♪ 1169 00:48:43,921 --> 00:48:45,421 (moaning, breathing heavily) 1170 00:48:45,422 --> 00:48:47,757 ♪ Yeah, I've been thinking about... ♪ 1171 00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:49,509 - (grunts) Not too tight. - (zip tie clicking) 1172 00:48:49,510 --> 00:48:51,970 'Cause I'm into it, but I'm not that... 1173 00:48:51,971 --> 00:48:54,056 ♪ And we go down... ♪ 1174 00:48:55,975 --> 00:48:57,684 All right, I'm into it. 1175 00:48:57,685 --> 00:48:59,228 ♪ And we go down... ♪ 1176 00:49:00,563 --> 00:49:01,980 What are you doing? 1177 00:49:01,981 --> 00:49:03,106 Hey. 1178 00:49:03,107 --> 00:49:05,441 Are you robbing me? 1179 00:49:05,442 --> 00:49:07,152 No, don't rob me! 1180 00:49:07,153 --> 00:49:09,028 It's really too bad. You are so cute. 1181 00:49:09,029 --> 00:49:10,613 I wish we hadn't met at work. 1182 00:49:10,614 --> 00:49:11,991 At work?! 1183 00:49:12,783 --> 00:49:14,075 SOPHIE: Hey, handsome. 1184 00:49:14,076 --> 00:49:15,034 MAN (over phone): Hey, where are you? 1185 00:49:15,035 --> 00:49:16,286 I'm almost at the bridge. 1186 00:49:16,287 --> 00:49:17,579 SOPHIE: Okay, meet me there in 15. 1187 00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:21,500 Don't do it, buddy! She's a honeypot! 1188 00:49:22,501 --> 00:49:24,419 (straining) 1189 00:49:24,420 --> 00:49:25,963 (sighs) 1190 00:49:26,964 --> 00:49:28,131 (groans) 1191 00:49:28,132 --> 00:49:29,424 Fuck. 1192 00:49:29,425 --> 00:49:32,136 - (phone ringing) - (quiet chatter) 1193 00:49:52,198 --> 00:49:53,823 (Owen sighs) 1194 00:49:53,824 --> 00:49:55,409 (sniffs) 1195 00:50:06,754 --> 00:50:08,171 (Owen chuckling) 1196 00:50:08,172 --> 00:50:10,382 (both laughing) 1197 00:50:11,759 --> 00:50:13,176 Are you following me? 1198 00:50:13,177 --> 00:50:15,345 - Am I following you? - Yeah. 1199 00:50:15,346 --> 00:50:17,388 It's a big city, so... 1200 00:50:17,389 --> 00:50:19,933 (chuckles): this feels a little convenient. 1201 00:50:19,934 --> 00:50:21,684 For who? 1202 00:50:21,685 --> 00:50:22,977 You stole my condom. 1203 00:50:22,978 --> 00:50:24,979 It wasn't my best moment. I'm sorry. 1204 00:50:24,980 --> 00:50:27,107 You didn't use it? 1205 00:50:27,900 --> 00:50:29,192 Oh, my... 1206 00:50:29,193 --> 00:50:30,485 After all that, you didn't use it. 1207 00:50:30,486 --> 00:50:32,362 Much ado about nothing, as the kids say. 1208 00:50:32,363 --> 00:50:34,113 Kids don't say that. 1209 00:50:34,114 --> 00:50:36,366 They say it. They say it all the time. 1210 00:50:36,367 --> 00:50:38,868 No Empire State Building sunrise for you. 1211 00:50:38,869 --> 00:50:40,453 It's a tired reference anyway. 1212 00:50:40,454 --> 00:50:42,330 Have you ever been to the Empire State Building? 1213 00:50:42,331 --> 00:50:45,208 You ride an escalator forever, and then you get up there 1214 00:50:45,209 --> 00:50:47,835 and you stare at a fence. 1215 00:50:47,836 --> 00:50:49,837 It's not romantic at all. 1216 00:50:49,838 --> 00:50:51,422 It's the worst place for it. 1217 00:50:51,423 --> 00:50:53,466 Where would you go? 1218 00:50:53,467 --> 00:50:55,927 I know exactly where I would go. 1219 00:50:55,928 --> 00:50:57,304 Where? 1220 00:51:01,850 --> 00:51:03,352 Why are you here? 1221 00:51:05,729 --> 00:51:07,231 Jaywalking. 1222 00:51:08,857 --> 00:51:10,441 They got me for jaywalking. 1223 00:51:10,442 --> 00:51:12,443 They took your clothes for that? 1224 00:51:12,444 --> 00:51:14,696 I, too, thought it seemed unorthodox. 1225 00:51:14,697 --> 00:51:16,239 - Hmm. -OFFICER: It's your lucky day, Romeo. 1226 00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:19,117 This never happens, but we found your stuff. 1227 00:51:19,118 --> 00:51:20,827 Great. Thank you. 1228 00:51:20,828 --> 00:51:23,246 Apparently, your sex worker was trying to pawn it. 1229 00:51:23,247 --> 00:51:25,081 She was not a sex worker. I told you. 1230 00:51:25,082 --> 00:51:26,708 - She was not a sex worker. - OFFICER: No judgment. 1231 00:51:26,709 --> 00:51:28,209 A lot of guys get conned tonight. 1232 00:51:28,210 --> 00:51:30,920 I mean, little bit of a judgment. 1233 00:51:30,921 --> 00:51:33,423 I was just surprised that you were trying to pay for it. 1234 00:51:33,424 --> 00:51:35,425 You know what I mean? Like, it's just out there. 1235 00:51:35,426 --> 00:51:36,884 Like, why buy the milk 1236 00:51:36,885 --> 00:51:40,263 when the cows are free and there are tons of 'em 1237 00:51:40,264 --> 00:51:41,806 - and there's milk everywhere? - (laughs) 1238 00:51:41,807 --> 00:51:43,516 It's like, why are you paying for it? 1239 00:51:43,517 --> 00:51:45,476 - I was not paying for it. - Hey, take the win, buddy. 1240 00:51:45,477 --> 00:51:47,062 What'd you get into there? 1241 00:51:47,896 --> 00:51:49,522 - OWEN: Thank you. - OFFICER: We're gonna need 1242 00:51:49,523 --> 00:51:51,065 that jacket back for the next john. 1243 00:51:51,066 --> 00:51:52,734 Wow. 1244 00:51:52,735 --> 00:51:55,737 Yeah. You came to party. 1245 00:51:55,738 --> 00:51:57,323 Respect. 1246 00:51:58,907 --> 00:52:00,325 Glad you're enjoying this. 1247 00:52:00,326 --> 00:52:02,453 I'm not not enjoying it. 1248 00:52:10,711 --> 00:52:13,379 Uh, yeah. (clears throat) You came back clean. 1249 00:52:13,380 --> 00:52:15,006 We might need you to testify. 1250 00:52:15,007 --> 00:52:16,800 I'll, uh... I'll let you know. 1251 00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:19,427 OWEN: Testify? 1252 00:52:19,428 --> 00:52:20,846 How romantic. 1253 00:52:22,639 --> 00:52:25,141 OWEN: The universe is obviously telling us something. 1254 00:52:25,142 --> 00:52:27,227 Maybe we shouldn't overthink this. 1255 00:52:27,978 --> 00:52:29,563 Overthink what? 1256 00:52:31,190 --> 00:52:34,108 - You and me. - (siren whooping nearby) 1257 00:52:34,109 --> 00:52:36,819 - Oh, God. Wow. Um... - What? 1258 00:52:36,820 --> 00:52:38,196 No. 1259 00:52:38,197 --> 00:52:39,781 Dude, you just want to stick your thing somewhere. 1260 00:52:39,782 --> 00:52:41,491 What do you want to do with your thing? 1261 00:52:41,492 --> 00:52:42,992 Or things or whatever. 1262 00:52:42,993 --> 00:52:44,494 Things? 1263 00:52:44,495 --> 00:52:46,329 What exactly do you think I have going on down there? 1264 00:52:46,330 --> 00:52:48,331 I don't know yet. 1265 00:52:48,332 --> 00:52:50,500 (chuckles) I'm not changing who I am 1266 00:52:50,501 --> 00:52:52,335 - for this mandate. - Come on. 1267 00:52:52,336 --> 00:52:54,962 No part of you just wants to have sex? 1268 00:52:54,963 --> 00:52:56,798 Of course, but not... 1269 00:52:56,799 --> 00:53:00,219 not sex that just leaves me feeling empty. 1270 00:53:01,678 --> 00:53:03,221 Well, how do you know that's what 1271 00:53:03,222 --> 00:53:04,972 it's gonna be like with me? 1272 00:53:04,973 --> 00:53:07,184 Years of anecdotal evidence. 1273 00:53:10,145 --> 00:53:13,022 I'm objectively good-looking. 1274 00:53:13,023 --> 00:53:14,357 You did not just say that. 1275 00:53:14,358 --> 00:53:16,192 I've been told a fair number of times 1276 00:53:16,193 --> 00:53:18,277 I'm squarely in the sevens. 1277 00:53:18,278 --> 00:53:19,695 Oh, by who? Your boy mom? 1278 00:53:19,696 --> 00:53:21,531 Nah. She thinks I'm a ten. 1279 00:53:21,532 --> 00:53:22,698 ALLIE: Well, you're not. 1280 00:53:22,699 --> 00:53:25,785 Your ears look like car doors. 1281 00:53:25,786 --> 00:53:30,415 Well, your nose... your nose is way too small for your face. 1282 00:53:30,416 --> 00:53:31,707 Your chin could plow a field. 1283 00:53:31,708 --> 00:53:33,209 Your legs don't make any sense. 1284 00:53:33,210 --> 00:53:34,710 Your hairline doesn't make any sense. 1285 00:53:34,711 --> 00:53:36,379 So we're two hideous people. 1286 00:53:36,380 --> 00:53:39,674 Let's lie together in our mutual revulsion. 1287 00:53:39,675 --> 00:53:42,051 We keep meeting up. Maybe that means something. 1288 00:53:42,052 --> 00:53:46,181 It-it might have, until I saw your P. Diddy party swag bag. 1289 00:53:46,974 --> 00:53:48,224 - (chuckles) - (Owen scoffs softly) 1290 00:53:48,225 --> 00:53:49,560 Good luck tonight. 1291 00:53:51,311 --> 00:53:53,563 CAROLINE: This party's gonna be sick! 1292 00:53:53,564 --> 00:53:55,064 SOPHIA: I know. 1293 00:53:55,065 --> 00:53:56,899 - Last year, it was wild. - All the Knicks were there. 1294 00:53:56,900 --> 00:53:58,568 Mm-hmm. Some random billionaire puts it on. 1295 00:53:58,569 --> 00:54:00,403 Oh, is that where Mafalda met her fiancé? 1296 00:54:00,404 --> 00:54:02,530 SOPHIA: Yeah, and Mafalda put us on the list. 1297 00:54:02,531 --> 00:54:03,906 - (laughter) - Yeah. 1298 00:54:03,907 --> 00:54:05,992 - I need a drink. - Yeah, I need a drink, too. 1299 00:54:05,993 --> 00:54:07,952 I know. We need a billionaire and a drink. 1300 00:54:07,953 --> 00:54:09,495 SIMON: You want to meet a husband? 1301 00:54:09,496 --> 00:54:10,746 SOPHIA: I need a man! 1302 00:54:10,747 --> 00:54:12,248 (chatter continues indistinctly) 1303 00:54:12,249 --> 00:54:15,251 ♪ ♪ 1304 00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:17,004 Go, go, go, go. 1305 00:54:20,299 --> 00:54:21,966 (electronic chiming) 1306 00:54:21,967 --> 00:54:25,471 AUTOMATED VOICE: Stand clear of the closing doors, please. 1307 00:54:26,472 --> 00:54:28,055 Oh, yeah. That'll work. 1308 00:54:28,056 --> 00:54:29,390 They won't see you like that. 1309 00:54:29,391 --> 00:54:31,350 We're not doing this together. 1310 00:54:31,351 --> 00:54:32,560 I'm doing this. 1311 00:54:32,561 --> 00:54:33,937 You're doing this. Parallel tracks. 1312 00:54:34,438 --> 00:54:36,105 Also, you're a little underdressed. 1313 00:54:36,106 --> 00:54:38,566 What are you talking about? This is Buck Mason. 1314 00:54:38,567 --> 00:54:41,068 Bro, I don't know what choke hold Buck Mason has 1315 00:54:41,069 --> 00:54:43,112 on all you boys, but they're not all hitters. 1316 00:54:43,113 --> 00:54:44,489 What about this? 1317 00:54:44,490 --> 00:54:45,948 - Here. - What? 1318 00:54:45,949 --> 00:54:47,325 OWEN: Your biosensor-- what's the story? 1319 00:54:47,326 --> 00:54:48,409 ALLIE: What? 1320 00:54:48,410 --> 00:54:50,077 Look at mine. It's a bat. 1321 00:54:50,078 --> 00:54:52,497 They gave us a week to decide. I panicked, and I got this. 1322 00:54:52,498 --> 00:54:54,081 I don't even like bats. 1323 00:54:54,082 --> 00:54:55,500 Mine's a lighthouse. 1324 00:54:55,501 --> 00:54:56,959 I know. Why? 1325 00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:59,671 - You really want to know? - Yeah, I want to know. 1326 00:55:00,506 --> 00:55:02,965 It's just a kids' book my mom used to read to me. 1327 00:55:02,966 --> 00:55:04,342 Okay. 1328 00:55:04,343 --> 00:55:05,927 "Little Red Lighthouse and the Great Gray Bridge." 1329 00:55:05,928 --> 00:55:08,472 Well, usually, it's red, so... 1330 00:55:09,681 --> 00:55:11,349 There's this little red lighthouse 1331 00:55:11,350 --> 00:55:13,602 on the Hudson River, and... 1332 00:55:14,645 --> 00:55:16,729 It's actually real. It is there. 1333 00:55:16,730 --> 00:55:18,940 - Mm-hmm. - But, um, in the story, 1334 00:55:18,941 --> 00:55:20,650 it feels overshadowed because they built 1335 00:55:20,651 --> 00:55:24,571 the George Washington Bridge over it, and... 1336 00:55:25,531 --> 00:55:28,282 Anyway, one night, this tugboat comes along, 1337 00:55:28,283 --> 00:55:31,494 it's foggy, and it-it needs the light from the lighthouse 1338 00:55:31,495 --> 00:55:34,163 to help it pass. 1339 00:55:34,164 --> 00:55:35,916 So it has worth after all. 1340 00:55:36,917 --> 00:55:38,001 Yeah, it's sweet. 1341 00:55:38,961 --> 00:55:41,837 Kind of cheesy, but when I first moved to New York, 1342 00:55:41,838 --> 00:55:44,006 all the talent here, it was just... 1343 00:55:44,007 --> 00:55:46,300 Yeah, and you're the lighthouse. I get it. 1344 00:55:46,301 --> 00:55:48,386 - It's nice. -SIMON: Oh, my God, I can't wait to go to this 1345 00:55:48,387 --> 00:55:50,179 - party you guys talked about. - Yeah, I'm really excited. 1346 00:55:50,180 --> 00:55:51,597 ALLIE: I love going there. 1347 00:55:51,598 --> 00:55:53,849 And it just grounds me when I have to sing. 1348 00:55:53,850 --> 00:55:55,434 OWEN: Are you a singer? 1349 00:55:55,435 --> 00:55:57,019 Uh... yeah. 1350 00:55:57,020 --> 00:55:58,771 That's cool. Would I have heard anything? 1351 00:55:58,772 --> 00:56:00,940 Not anything I'm proud of. 1352 00:56:00,941 --> 00:56:03,693 As long as you love it, that's all that matters. 1353 00:56:03,694 --> 00:56:06,362 Kind of. There is this component where, like, 1354 00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:07,863 someone's supposed to sing, 1355 00:56:07,864 --> 00:56:10,366 then people are supposed to hear, and then you connect, 1356 00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:12,703 but, you know, I, uh... 1357 00:56:13,495 --> 00:56:14,870 What? 1358 00:56:14,871 --> 00:56:16,789 I'm afraid to get up in front of crowds. 1359 00:56:16,790 --> 00:56:18,499 - I know. - That's a problem. 1360 00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:20,042 Yeah, yeah, it's a big problem. 1361 00:56:20,043 --> 00:56:22,295 - It's a big problem. - He doesn't have that problem. 1362 00:56:22,296 --> 00:56:23,546 OWEN: Ezra Strong? 1363 00:56:23,547 --> 00:56:25,131 ALLIE: You don't get to play Radio City 1364 00:56:25,132 --> 00:56:27,008 unless you make people feel something. 1365 00:56:27,009 --> 00:56:28,217 And look at him. 1366 00:56:28,218 --> 00:56:29,719 - He's a five. - (gasps) 1367 00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:31,387 - Six. - Oh, no, no, no. 1368 00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:32,722 - Yes, yes, yes. - He's a ten. 1369 00:56:32,723 --> 00:56:34,140 Girl, you got it bad. 1370 00:56:34,141 --> 00:56:35,516 What? 1371 00:56:35,517 --> 00:56:37,059 You need to put that back in your pants. 1372 00:56:37,060 --> 00:56:41,064 I would dump it all out of my pants for Ezra Strong. 1373 00:56:44,109 --> 00:56:46,861 - Trust us. - I've done that before. 1374 00:56:46,862 --> 00:56:48,904 Okay, well, this is gonna be amazing, so just believe. 1375 00:56:48,905 --> 00:56:50,865 So you're telling me that if Ezra Strong 1376 00:56:50,866 --> 00:56:53,242 went to your high school but was just really good at math, 1377 00:56:53,243 --> 00:56:56,412 you would be dumping everything out of your pants for him? 1378 00:56:56,413 --> 00:56:58,623 Maybe. Geometry's pretty hot. 1379 00:56:58,624 --> 00:57:00,541 OWEN: Well, I'm really great at making a pizza. 1380 00:57:00,542 --> 00:57:01,917 Does that change anything? 1381 00:57:01,918 --> 00:57:03,919 Yeah, Claremont. I saw it on your key chain. 1382 00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:05,713 Is that your family's spot or something? 1383 00:57:05,714 --> 00:57:07,715 OWEN: No, no, no, no, no. All mine. No. 1384 00:57:07,716 --> 00:57:08,924 I always liked pizza. 1385 00:57:08,925 --> 00:57:11,093 I saved up. I opened a shop. 1386 00:57:11,094 --> 00:57:14,388 If A equals B and B equals C, then A equals C. 1387 00:57:14,389 --> 00:57:17,183 Transitive property of geometry. 1388 00:57:17,184 --> 00:57:18,769 How you like me now? 1389 00:57:21,188 --> 00:57:23,314 SOPHIA: Last year, I hooked up in like five minutes. 1390 00:57:23,315 --> 00:57:24,607 SIMON: What took you so long? 1391 00:57:24,608 --> 00:57:26,275 ALLIE: Where is this party? 1392 00:57:26,276 --> 00:57:29,487 I think I bought a lamp off Facebook Marketplace here once. 1393 00:57:29,488 --> 00:57:30,738 (chuckles) 1394 00:57:30,739 --> 00:57:32,281 ALLIE: Oh, uh... 1395 00:57:32,282 --> 00:57:34,450 - (indistinct chatter) - (pop music playing in van) 1396 00:57:34,451 --> 00:57:36,452 Wait. No, no. No. 1397 00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:38,747 (stammers, whimpers) 1398 00:57:46,588 --> 00:57:47,798 OWEN: Come on. 1399 00:57:49,299 --> 00:57:50,758 To the party, right? 1400 00:57:50,759 --> 00:57:52,802 - Yeah. - All right. Let's go. 1401 00:57:52,803 --> 00:57:54,470 (pop music playing in van) 1402 00:57:54,471 --> 00:57:56,180 (hushed): Come on. 1403 00:57:56,181 --> 00:57:57,473 Get... 1404 00:57:57,474 --> 00:57:59,058 Just come on, come on, come on. 1405 00:57:59,059 --> 00:58:00,601 - (stammers) Let's go, let's go. - Thank you. Sorry. 1406 00:58:00,602 --> 00:58:01,769 - Don't do that. D-Don't bow. - Sorry. 1407 00:58:01,770 --> 00:58:03,563 Don't bow. It's weird. Okay. 1408 00:58:04,356 --> 00:58:05,982 Thank you. 1409 00:58:08,318 --> 00:58:10,611 You're cute when you're nervous. 1410 00:58:10,612 --> 00:58:11,904 I'm not nervous. 1411 00:58:11,905 --> 00:58:14,532 Ah, so then you're just cute. 1412 00:58:14,533 --> 00:58:16,283 It's not gonna happen, dude. 1413 00:58:16,284 --> 00:58:17,410 Oh. 1414 00:58:17,411 --> 00:58:19,829 I know. I know that. 1415 00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:21,706 How many times you want to tell me that? 1416 00:58:21,707 --> 00:58:23,165 Okay? And you know what? 1417 00:58:23,166 --> 00:58:24,792 I'm emotionally unavailable toward you now. 1418 00:58:24,793 --> 00:58:26,168 - Right. -I don't want to have sex with you. 1419 00:58:26,169 --> 00:58:28,129 No, I can't... Oh, no. 1420 00:58:28,130 --> 00:58:29,505 (gagging) 1421 00:58:29,506 --> 00:58:31,716 That's-that's out. That's done. 1422 00:58:31,717 --> 00:58:33,175 Nothing you could say 1423 00:58:33,176 --> 00:58:35,344 would convince me to have sex with you. 1424 00:58:35,345 --> 00:58:36,846 Nothing. Not one thing. 1425 00:58:36,847 --> 00:58:38,431 Not a secret word. Nothing. 1426 00:58:38,432 --> 00:58:39,849 Nothing you could say 1427 00:58:39,850 --> 00:58:41,559 would convince me to have sex with you. 1428 00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:42,768 Hey. 1429 00:58:42,769 --> 00:58:44,980 - God, you're good. - (chuckles) 1430 00:58:51,445 --> 00:58:53,280 Thank you very much. 1431 00:58:54,281 --> 00:58:55,698 What? What? 1432 00:58:55,699 --> 00:58:57,534 ALLIE: How are we gonna get in? 1433 00:58:59,369 --> 00:59:00,619 And the McGees. 1434 00:59:00,620 --> 00:59:02,037 Just act like you belong. 1435 00:59:02,038 --> 00:59:03,998 - I'm bad at that. - Then be good at it. 1436 00:59:03,999 --> 00:59:07,501 Hey, gorgeouses. How's your night going? 1437 00:59:07,502 --> 00:59:08,669 Name? 1438 00:59:08,670 --> 00:59:10,463 Uh, Owen. 1439 00:59:10,464 --> 00:59:11,630 Nice to meet you. 1440 00:59:11,631 --> 00:59:12,715 What's your name? 1441 00:59:12,716 --> 00:59:14,008 I don't see your name on here. 1442 00:59:14,009 --> 00:59:15,468 Could it be under something different? 1443 00:59:15,469 --> 00:59:17,678 No. O-W-E-N. 1444 00:59:17,679 --> 00:59:19,013 Um, someone put us on... 1445 00:59:19,014 --> 00:59:20,681 Mafalda put us on the list. 1446 00:59:20,682 --> 00:59:22,016 And what's her last name? 1447 00:59:22,017 --> 00:59:23,768 She only has one name, like a Brazilian. 1448 00:59:23,769 --> 00:59:25,478 Like Neymar or Pelé. 1449 00:59:25,479 --> 00:59:26,729 Xuxa. 1450 00:59:26,730 --> 00:59:28,898 - Xuxo. Xuxa. - Xu... That's a name. 1451 00:59:28,899 --> 00:59:30,399 - No. - No? -Wha... 1452 00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:32,401 - But you're good. She's good. - OWEN: She's good? 1453 00:59:32,402 --> 00:59:33,652 - I'm good? - I'm not? Why? 1454 00:59:33,653 --> 00:59:35,237 Because she's not thirsty like you. 1455 00:59:35,238 --> 00:59:37,073 I'm not thirsty. 1456 00:59:38,408 --> 00:59:39,742 Well, we came together. 1457 00:59:39,743 --> 00:59:41,368 Oh, we're singles only tonight, guys. 1458 00:59:41,369 --> 00:59:42,787 You're together? 1459 00:59:42,788 --> 00:59:44,163 - Well, not together-together. - We're not... 1460 00:59:44,164 --> 00:59:45,748 - We came together. - Not, like, together. 1461 00:59:45,749 --> 00:59:46,916 - We just came here. - We are both single. 1462 00:59:46,917 --> 00:59:48,584 - We arrived now together. - Newly. 1463 00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:49,877 I'm sorry, guys. We're gonna need, like, a clear answer. 1464 00:59:49,878 --> 00:59:51,671 Together or not together? 1465 00:59:52,964 --> 00:59:55,591 Nah, we're just on parallel tracks. 1466 00:59:55,592 --> 00:59:57,551 Right? 1467 00:59:57,552 --> 00:59:59,179 - Yeah. - I'll see you around. 1468 00:59:59,971 --> 01:00:01,430 - Get in there, babe. - Come on. Yeah. 1469 01:00:01,431 --> 01:00:03,225 - Okay. Thank you. - Have fun. 1470 01:00:05,268 --> 01:00:07,019 (sighs) 1471 01:00:07,020 --> 01:00:09,396 She's wearing that, and you're in a polo shirt. 1472 01:00:09,397 --> 01:00:10,690 Woof. 1473 01:00:13,485 --> 01:00:14,860 ♪ Mine now ♪ 1474 01:00:14,861 --> 01:00:20,741 ♪ Baby, you're mine now ♪ 1475 01:00:20,742 --> 01:00:22,618 - Thanks. - ♪ You're mine now ♪ 1476 01:00:22,619 --> 01:00:25,830 ♪ Baby, you're mine now ♪ 1477 01:00:25,831 --> 01:00:29,792 ♪ Baby, you're mine ♪ 1478 01:00:29,793 --> 01:00:32,336 ♪ Now ♪ 1479 01:00:32,337 --> 01:00:33,420 Sorry. 1480 01:00:33,421 --> 01:00:34,755 (guitar solo playing) 1481 01:00:34,756 --> 01:00:36,257 Oh. Excuse me. 1482 01:00:36,258 --> 01:00:37,508 I just... 1483 01:00:37,509 --> 01:00:39,386 Excuse me. 1484 01:00:41,346 --> 01:00:43,681 Thank you, New York! 1485 01:00:43,682 --> 01:00:45,933 - (cheering) - (song ends) 1486 01:00:45,934 --> 01:00:47,184 Have a killer night. 1487 01:00:47,185 --> 01:00:49,270 See you guys at the benefit tomorrow. 1488 01:00:49,271 --> 01:00:50,813 And fuck each other! 1489 01:00:50,814 --> 01:00:53,024 (cheering) 1490 01:00:53,859 --> 01:00:55,818 And fuck the mandate. 1491 01:00:55,819 --> 01:00:57,403 Yeah, fuck the mandate. 1492 01:00:57,404 --> 01:00:58,946 Fuck the mandate. 1493 01:00:58,947 --> 01:01:00,781 (chanting): Fuck the mandate! 1494 01:01:00,782 --> 01:01:04,493 Fuck the mandate! Fuck the mandate! 1495 01:01:04,494 --> 01:01:06,036 (cheering) 1496 01:01:06,037 --> 01:01:09,165 (dance music playing) 1497 01:01:16,172 --> 01:01:17,424 Hey. 1498 01:01:32,814 --> 01:01:35,859 (vehicle approaching) 1499 01:01:43,033 --> 01:01:46,703 (English accent): Hey. Lost your sheep? 1500 01:01:48,455 --> 01:01:50,372 You heading in? 1501 01:01:50,373 --> 01:01:52,791 Yeah, I just got a phone call and... 1502 01:01:52,792 --> 01:01:54,293 Find me. 1503 01:01:54,294 --> 01:01:56,212 Sure. Sure. 1504 01:02:01,343 --> 01:02:03,386 (indistinct chatter) 1505 01:02:06,097 --> 01:02:07,473 OWEN: Guys, come on. 1506 01:02:07,474 --> 01:02:08,766 You got to let me in here. 1507 01:02:08,767 --> 01:02:10,309 - Sorry. - Please. 1508 01:02:10,310 --> 01:02:12,811 - It's a private party. - You just let my friend in. 1509 01:02:12,812 --> 01:02:14,104 It's not up to us. 1510 01:02:14,105 --> 01:02:16,315 It seems like it's very much up to you. 1511 01:02:16,316 --> 01:02:17,816 Oi, ladies. 1512 01:02:17,817 --> 01:02:19,486 He's good. 1513 01:02:22,572 --> 01:02:24,949 - Great show, dude. - EZRA (chuckling): Hey. 1514 01:02:24,950 --> 01:02:26,325 ♪ Do ya? ♪ 1515 01:02:26,326 --> 01:02:27,993 ♪ So I go out, I look for a guy ♪ 1516 01:02:27,994 --> 01:02:29,912 ♪ I look for a girl, I look for a mind ♪ 1517 01:02:29,913 --> 01:02:32,081 ♪ I look for a guy, I look for a girl ♪ 1518 01:02:32,082 --> 01:02:33,958 ♪ I look for somebody to pull down my hair ♪ 1519 01:02:33,959 --> 01:02:35,042 ♪ I look for someone... ♪ 1520 01:02:35,043 --> 01:02:36,836 OWEN: Allie. Allie. 1521 01:02:37,587 --> 01:02:38,838 Hey. 1522 01:02:39,714 --> 01:02:40,756 - Whoa. - I got in. 1523 01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:41,966 Hi. You did. 1524 01:02:41,967 --> 01:02:43,300 How you doing? 1525 01:02:43,301 --> 01:02:44,760 Uh, good. Hi. 1526 01:02:44,761 --> 01:02:47,096 You are gorgeous. 1527 01:02:47,097 --> 01:02:49,223 Thanks. So are you. 1528 01:02:49,224 --> 01:02:51,308 He said my legs don't make any sense. 1529 01:02:51,309 --> 01:02:52,518 This is Allie. 1530 01:02:52,519 --> 01:02:53,727 She ditched me at the door. 1531 01:02:53,728 --> 01:02:55,521 Oh, are you two together? 1532 01:02:55,522 --> 01:02:56,730 I don't want to kitty-block you. 1533 01:02:56,731 --> 01:02:58,148 BOTH: No. No, no, no, no, no. 1534 01:02:58,149 --> 01:02:59,692 He just wants to stick it somewhere. 1535 01:02:59,693 --> 01:03:01,068 In a nice way. 1536 01:03:01,069 --> 01:03:02,528 She's looking for a real connection tonight. 1537 01:03:02,529 --> 01:03:03,946 You're a romantic. 1538 01:03:03,947 --> 01:03:05,406 - Well... -Oh, how cute. I could spread you 1539 01:03:05,407 --> 01:03:07,658 with marmalade and eat you up for brekkie. 1540 01:03:07,659 --> 01:03:09,785 - Thank you? - Did you see who was singing? 1541 01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:11,787 - Ezra. - I... Yes. 1542 01:03:11,788 --> 01:03:12,830 - VIVIAN: Ezra! - OWEN: Yes, Ezra. 1543 01:03:12,831 --> 01:03:14,790 Darling, can you come here? 1544 01:03:14,791 --> 01:03:16,500 - Hi, darling. - (gasps) Oh, my God. 1545 01:03:16,501 --> 01:03:18,043 - Killer party. - Thank you for doing tonight. 1546 01:03:18,044 --> 01:03:19,128 - Keep it in your pants. - I appreciate it. 1547 01:03:19,129 --> 01:03:20,421 - Shut up. - EZRA: Anytime. 1548 01:03:20,422 --> 01:03:22,047 - This is Owen. - Dude, pleasure, man. 1549 01:03:22,048 --> 01:03:23,799 The boy I'm gonna fuck tonight. 1550 01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:25,300 - Congrats. - Thank you, man. 1551 01:03:25,301 --> 01:03:27,553 I'm Ezra. It-it's nice to meet you. 1552 01:03:27,554 --> 01:03:30,180 I know. It's nice to meet you, too. 1553 01:03:30,181 --> 01:03:32,141 I didn't know that it was nice to meet me. 1554 01:03:32,142 --> 01:03:33,308 That's cool. I, um... 1555 01:03:33,309 --> 01:03:35,436 I-I know. I know who you are. 1556 01:03:35,437 --> 01:03:38,772 Okay. I-I thought I saw you out there, right? 1557 01:03:38,773 --> 01:03:40,482 - You did? - Yeah. 1558 01:03:40,483 --> 01:03:41,984 Her name's Allie. 1559 01:03:41,985 --> 01:03:43,360 You have to say your name. 1560 01:03:43,361 --> 01:03:45,279 My name's not Allie. It's Allison. 1561 01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:47,364 I don't know why I said that. My name's Allie. 1562 01:03:47,365 --> 01:03:50,576 - (chuckles) - Um, I go... I go by Allie. 1563 01:03:50,577 --> 01:03:53,162 She's a singer, too, just like you. 1564 01:03:53,163 --> 01:03:54,455 - ALLIE: Can you stop? - Well, you are. 1565 01:03:54,456 --> 01:03:56,123 No way. Is Viv putting you onstage? 1566 01:03:56,124 --> 01:03:57,291 - You sing? - No. 1567 01:03:57,292 --> 01:03:58,584 - Yeah, you're a singer. - No. 1568 01:03:58,585 --> 01:04:00,002 - She's a singer. You are. - I'm not. No. No. 1569 01:04:00,003 --> 01:04:01,628 VIVIAN: Do you or don't you sing? 1570 01:04:01,629 --> 01:04:02,671 OWEN: She does. 1571 01:04:02,672 --> 01:04:03,797 - ALLIE: No. - No? 1572 01:04:03,798 --> 01:04:04,965 No. Yes, I sing. 1573 01:04:04,966 --> 01:04:06,341 I'm a singer. Yeah. 1574 01:04:06,342 --> 01:04:08,844 - I do that for a living, and... - Yes? 1575 01:04:08,845 --> 01:04:11,138 It's... 1576 01:04:11,139 --> 01:04:13,182 on a small basis. 1577 01:04:13,183 --> 01:04:15,684 Uh, just... the occasional... 1578 01:04:15,685 --> 01:04:16,852 ♪ Psoriasis. ♪ 1579 01:04:16,853 --> 01:04:18,145 Um, but not in front of people. 1580 01:04:18,146 --> 01:04:20,439 I don't do the-the stage thing. 1581 01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:23,776 That's a lot of people and absolutely terrifying. 1582 01:04:23,777 --> 01:04:25,319 And certainly not half naked. 1583 01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:27,112 (laughing): Although there was this one time in... 1584 01:04:27,113 --> 01:04:29,449 in kindergarten, um... 1585 01:04:30,533 --> 01:04:32,326 You're hilarious. 1586 01:04:32,327 --> 01:04:33,702 You're going to sing tonight. 1587 01:04:33,703 --> 01:04:35,454 - It's been decreed. Come on. Come sing. -No. 1588 01:04:35,455 --> 01:04:36,955 - No. No, no, no. -Yes. - OWEN: Oh, it's been decreed. 1589 01:04:36,956 --> 01:04:38,332 - No. Oh, God, no, no, no. - Come with me. 1590 01:04:38,333 --> 01:04:39,583 - I-I get what I want. - I can't. I can't. 1591 01:04:39,584 --> 01:04:41,376 - Go, go, go, go, go, go. - I don't like it. 1592 01:04:41,377 --> 01:04:43,212 - Think of those tugboats. Go, go, go... -I don't want to. 1593 01:04:43,213 --> 01:04:44,838 I wasn't being cute about it. I really don't like it. 1594 01:04:44,839 --> 01:04:46,423 - I really don't like it. I really don't... -Just go sing. 1595 01:04:46,424 --> 01:04:47,841 VIVIAN: It's a feeling you can get used to. 1596 01:04:47,842 --> 01:04:48,884 It's all just butterflies, darling. 1597 01:04:48,885 --> 01:04:51,221 - Yes. - Oh, but I... 1598 01:04:52,972 --> 01:04:56,142 Oh, look at us. We both... we match. 1599 01:04:56,976 --> 01:04:59,061 Uh, do you know "Only You"? 1600 01:04:59,062 --> 01:05:00,187 Yeah. 1601 01:05:00,188 --> 01:05:03,066 (playing intro to "Only You") 1602 01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:05,192 I can't do it. 1603 01:05:05,193 --> 01:05:06,527 - I can't do it. I can't do it. - Darling. 1604 01:05:06,528 --> 01:05:08,028 - That's a bad idea. - (music stops) 1605 01:05:08,029 --> 01:05:10,490 I am rapidly losing my fairy godmother buzz. 1606 01:05:12,784 --> 01:05:14,326 I just think, um... 1607 01:05:14,327 --> 01:05:16,120 - I just think maybe if-if... - Shh. 1608 01:05:16,121 --> 01:05:18,122 - ("Only You" intro resumes) - Just... Shh. 1609 01:05:18,123 --> 01:05:20,416 (feedback squeals softly) 1610 01:05:24,838 --> 01:05:28,173 ♪ Looking from a window above ♪ 1611 01:05:28,174 --> 01:05:31,093 ♪ It's like a story of love ♪ 1612 01:05:31,094 --> 01:05:33,137 ♪ Can... ♪ 1613 01:05:33,138 --> 01:05:34,805 (clears throat softly) 1614 01:05:34,806 --> 01:05:37,015 ♪ Came back only yesterday ♪ 1615 01:05:37,016 --> 01:05:40,769 ♪ I'm feeling farther away ♪ 1616 01:05:40,770 --> 01:05:44,273 ♪ Want you near me ♪ 1617 01:05:44,274 --> 01:05:48,278 ♪ All I needed was the love you gave ♪ 1618 01:05:49,112 --> 01:05:52,489 ♪ All I needed for another day ♪ 1619 01:05:52,490 --> 01:05:56,285 ♪ And all I ever knew ♪ 1620 01:05:56,286 --> 01:05:58,454 ♪ Only you ♪ 1621 01:06:02,083 --> 01:06:04,334 ♪ Sometimes when I think of her name ♪ 1622 01:06:04,335 --> 01:06:07,129 ♪ When it's only a game ♪ 1623 01:06:07,130 --> 01:06:10,841 ♪ And I need you ♪ 1624 01:06:10,842 --> 01:06:13,594 ♪ Listen to the words that you say ♪ 1625 01:06:13,595 --> 01:06:16,221 ♪ It's getting harder to stay ♪ 1626 01:06:16,222 --> 01:06:20,267 ♪ When I see you ♪ 1627 01:06:20,268 --> 01:06:25,063 ♪ All I needed was the love you gave ♪ 1628 01:06:25,064 --> 01:06:29,026 ♪ All I needed for another day ♪ 1629 01:06:29,027 --> 01:06:32,821 ♪ And all I ever knew ♪ 1630 01:06:32,822 --> 01:06:35,200 ♪ Only you ♪ 1631 01:06:38,661 --> 01:06:43,207 ♪ All I needed was the love you gave ♪ 1632 01:06:43,208 --> 01:06:47,169 ♪ All I needed for another day ♪ 1633 01:06:47,170 --> 01:06:51,048 ♪ And all I ever knew ♪ 1634 01:06:51,049 --> 01:06:53,301 ♪ Only you ♪ 1635 01:06:54,552 --> 01:06:59,014 ♪ All I needed was the love you gave ♪ 1636 01:06:59,015 --> 01:07:03,018 ♪ All I needed for another day ♪ 1637 01:07:03,019 --> 01:07:06,313 ♪ And all I ever knew ♪ 1638 01:07:06,314 --> 01:07:09,150 ♪ Only you. ♪ 1639 01:07:11,861 --> 01:07:14,029 (quiet chatter) 1640 01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:15,197 - (song ends) - (scattered applause) 1641 01:07:15,198 --> 01:07:16,823 Whew. Thanks. 1642 01:07:16,824 --> 01:07:18,284 (chuckles) 1643 01:07:19,077 --> 01:07:21,204 Thank you, New York. 1644 01:07:23,206 --> 01:07:26,041 - AURA: Bye, babe. - VIVIAN: I will see you soon. 1645 01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:27,209 AURA: Have a good night. Have fun. 1646 01:07:27,210 --> 01:07:30,380 VIVIAN: Oh, I will. I will. 1647 01:07:31,172 --> 01:07:32,506 In you get. 1648 01:07:32,507 --> 01:07:34,550 ♪ ♪ 1649 01:07:40,556 --> 01:07:42,599 ALLIE: Just a quick... Okay, great. 1650 01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:44,102 Let's go. 1651 01:07:58,241 --> 01:07:59,826 Whew! Thank you. 1652 01:08:01,035 --> 01:08:02,286 Oh. 1653 01:08:02,287 --> 01:08:04,080 Thank you. 1654 01:08:04,998 --> 01:08:06,666 (Allie chuckles) 1655 01:08:07,750 --> 01:08:09,335 (laughing) 1656 01:08:10,086 --> 01:08:11,295 (Allie gasps) 1657 01:08:11,296 --> 01:08:12,755 ALLIE: Wow. 1658 01:08:13,548 --> 01:08:14,965 The organizers of the benefit 1659 01:08:14,966 --> 01:08:16,466 rented it for me for the weekend. 1660 01:08:16,467 --> 01:08:19,303 I thought the pro-mandate side had all the money. 1661 01:08:19,304 --> 01:08:20,929 Sure would be easier to believe that. 1662 01:08:20,930 --> 01:08:22,473 (chuckles softly) 1663 01:08:23,558 --> 01:08:24,933 - This is crazy. - I know. 1664 01:08:24,934 --> 01:08:27,602 Jimi Hendrix, Patti Smith, Taylor Swift. 1665 01:08:27,603 --> 01:08:29,771 - Well, yeah, the place, but... - "Fireflies." 1666 01:08:29,772 --> 01:08:31,273 Owl City. 1667 01:08:31,274 --> 01:08:32,941 - Yeah, the... - Right here! 1668 01:08:32,942 --> 01:08:35,610 I'm sorry to nerd out, but I think you're amazing. 1669 01:08:35,611 --> 01:08:37,571 - (sighs) Stop it. - I'm serious. 1670 01:08:37,572 --> 01:08:40,283 - You really inspire me. - No. 1671 01:08:41,909 --> 01:08:43,536 You inspire me. 1672 01:08:44,787 --> 01:08:46,330 ♪ Only you. ♪ 1673 01:08:46,331 --> 01:08:48,582 (laughing) 1674 01:08:48,583 --> 01:08:50,876 I really thought this whole thing was gonna ruin sex. 1675 01:08:50,877 --> 01:08:52,586 Right? It-it kind of did, 1676 01:08:52,587 --> 01:08:56,173 but at the same time, it-it gave it new meaning. 1677 01:08:56,174 --> 01:09:00,635 You know, who do you choose to be with for this one night? 1678 01:09:00,636 --> 01:09:01,762 Yeah. 1679 01:09:01,763 --> 01:09:04,974 The choice itself is, like, romantic. 1680 01:09:05,767 --> 01:09:09,479 Just maybe the fascists were right about this one. 1681 01:09:11,564 --> 01:09:14,484 I'm really glad I'm here with you tonight. 1682 01:09:18,029 --> 01:09:20,030 Can I use the bathroom? 1683 01:09:20,031 --> 01:09:21,448 Yeah. 1684 01:09:21,449 --> 01:09:23,408 Down the hall, next to Adam Levine's pay phone. 1685 01:09:23,409 --> 01:09:25,328 (softly): Cool. 1686 01:09:27,163 --> 01:09:29,414 Mm. Oh, let's go back to yours. 1687 01:09:29,415 --> 01:09:31,792 I find it easier to orgasm in unfamiliar places. 1688 01:09:31,793 --> 01:09:34,503 - (chuckles) - Tell Victor where you live. 1689 01:09:34,504 --> 01:09:36,838 Um, well, why don't we just go back to yours 1690 01:09:36,839 --> 01:09:39,341 and we can do it in the... in the... in the... 1691 01:09:39,342 --> 01:09:41,259 - on the bathroom floor? - (laughs) 1692 01:09:41,260 --> 01:09:43,388 I said unfamiliar. 1693 01:09:47,725 --> 01:09:49,644 (exhales heavily) 1694 01:09:52,313 --> 01:09:53,772 (blows) 1695 01:09:53,773 --> 01:09:55,858 (muttering softly) 1696 01:09:58,027 --> 01:10:00,696 (gags) 1697 01:10:04,700 --> 01:10:07,328 (electric guitar playing gentle melody) 1698 01:10:08,454 --> 01:10:11,039 EZRA: ♪ Allie, brown hair ♪ 1699 01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:14,085 ♪ Beautiful face ♪ 1700 01:10:14,919 --> 01:10:17,003 (chuckles): ♪ Came from Ohio ♪ 1701 01:10:17,004 --> 01:10:21,216 ♪ And now New York is her place ♪ 1702 01:10:21,217 --> 01:10:24,177 ♪ Got up onstage ♪ 1703 01:10:24,178 --> 01:10:27,431 ♪ And didn't even think, yeah ♪ 1704 01:10:27,432 --> 01:10:30,350 ♪ You sang a few notes ♪ 1705 01:10:30,351 --> 01:10:33,437 ♪ Made the whole room blink ♪ 1706 01:10:33,438 --> 01:10:37,608 ♪ That voice ♪ 1707 01:10:39,652 --> 01:10:41,988 ♪ That's the thing ♪ 1708 01:10:42,989 --> 01:10:44,699 ♪ That's the thing ♪ 1709 01:10:46,659 --> 01:10:49,494 ♪ Allie lights up the night ♪ 1710 01:10:49,495 --> 01:10:51,121 ♪ She doesn't have to try ♪ 1711 01:10:51,122 --> 01:10:52,914 ♪ She just shines ♪ 1712 01:10:52,915 --> 01:10:56,376 ♪ She says, "My name's not Allie, it's Allison ♪ 1713 01:10:56,377 --> 01:10:58,628 ♪ I don't know why I said that" ♪ 1714 01:10:58,629 --> 01:11:01,756 ♪ Allie lights up the night ♪ 1715 01:11:01,757 --> 01:11:04,426 ♪ She doesn't have to try, she just shines ♪ 1716 01:11:04,427 --> 01:11:05,969 ♪ She says ♪ 1717 01:11:05,970 --> 01:11:08,096 BOTH: ♪ "My name's not Allie, it's Allison" ♪ 1718 01:11:08,097 --> 01:11:10,265 Shh. Not a duet. (chuckles) 1719 01:11:10,266 --> 01:11:11,850 Oh. Sorry. 1720 01:11:11,851 --> 01:11:14,603 ♪ "It's Allison, I don't know why I said that" ♪ 1721 01:11:14,604 --> 01:11:16,855 ♪ Allie lights up the night ♪ 1722 01:11:16,856 --> 01:11:20,275 ♪ You could cut the power, turn off the lights ♪ 1723 01:11:20,276 --> 01:11:23,612 ♪ And she'll shine bright ♪ 1724 01:11:23,613 --> 01:11:26,198 - (laughs) - ♪ Allie lights up ♪ 1725 01:11:26,199 --> 01:11:28,450 ♪ The night ♪ 1726 01:11:28,451 --> 01:11:29,951 (laughs, stammers) 1727 01:11:29,952 --> 01:11:32,120 ♪ I'm gonna fuck her in the face tonight ♪ 1728 01:11:32,121 --> 01:11:35,624 ♪ Ooh, fuck her in the face tonight ♪ 1729 01:11:35,625 --> 01:11:38,502 ♪ Ah-ah, fuck her on the floor of the studio ♪ 1730 01:11:38,503 --> 01:11:41,296 ♪ And I'm probably gonna film it on my phone ♪ 1731 01:11:41,297 --> 01:11:45,008 ♪ Push it in, pull it out, pour it down her spout ♪ 1732 01:11:45,009 --> 01:11:48,804 ♪ I'm gonna fuck the fuck right out this girl tonight ♪ 1733 01:11:49,639 --> 01:11:51,515 ♪ Sex tonight ♪ 1734 01:11:51,516 --> 01:11:54,100 - (scoffs) - ♪ Sex tonight ♪ 1735 01:11:54,101 --> 01:11:56,603 - ♪ Sex tonight... ♪ - Uh, Ezra, you... 1736 01:11:56,604 --> 01:11:57,979 - Whoa! - (discordant piano notes play) 1737 01:11:57,980 --> 01:11:59,105 (Allie gasps) 1738 01:11:59,106 --> 01:12:00,232 (amplifier buzzing) 1739 01:12:00,233 --> 01:12:01,566 Oh, my God. 1740 01:12:01,567 --> 01:12:03,778 (pop music playing quietly in vehicle) 1741 01:12:06,864 --> 01:12:09,367 - VIVIAN: Oh. - OWEN: This is it. 1742 01:12:10,159 --> 01:12:11,993 All right. Wait here. 1743 01:12:11,994 --> 01:12:14,121 VIVIAN: Okay. Ooh, I like this. 1744 01:12:15,039 --> 01:12:17,999 Now I can add "boy from the Bronx" 1745 01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:19,751 to my fucket list. 1746 01:12:19,752 --> 01:12:22,797 It's Upper Manhattan, and, uh... 1747 01:12:28,094 --> 01:12:29,679 (Owen grunts) 1748 01:12:30,846 --> 01:12:32,515 (grunts) 1749 01:12:33,349 --> 01:12:34,809 (window opening) 1750 01:12:36,310 --> 01:12:38,103 Be back in a sec. 1751 01:12:38,104 --> 01:12:39,730 - (thuds) - (Vivian laughs) 1752 01:12:41,399 --> 01:12:43,651 ♪ ♪ 1753 01:12:56,914 --> 01:12:58,540 VIVIAN: My shoes, my shoes, my shoes. 1754 01:12:58,541 --> 01:13:00,459 OWEN: Get 'em off. Get 'em off. 1755 01:13:03,212 --> 01:13:05,423 (Vivian panting, chuckling) 1756 01:13:07,883 --> 01:13:09,676 - Could you help me? - Yes. 1757 01:13:09,677 --> 01:13:11,303 - Yeah. - Take it off, take it off. 1758 01:13:11,304 --> 01:13:13,556 - Take it... - (grunting) 1759 01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:19,019 VIVIAN: Whoo! (chuckles) 1760 01:13:19,020 --> 01:13:20,687 - OWEN: Let me get my sock off. - Your sock? 1761 01:13:20,688 --> 01:13:22,772 - My sock. Sock, sock, sock. - Boxers off. 1762 01:13:22,773 --> 01:13:24,149 - Ow! - What? What now? 1763 01:13:24,150 --> 01:13:26,192 I don't know, something's underneath me. 1764 01:13:26,193 --> 01:13:27,527 Oh, what, that? 1765 01:13:27,528 --> 01:13:28,862 - Ugh. - (rapid popping) 1766 01:13:28,863 --> 01:13:30,405 - (giggling) - (Vivian gasps) 1767 01:13:30,406 --> 01:13:32,240 - (screams) - The fuck? 1768 01:13:32,241 --> 01:13:34,743 - (bubbles popping) - Jesus Christ, Owen! 1769 01:13:34,744 --> 01:13:36,995 - Hiya, buddy. - What are you doing? 1770 01:13:36,996 --> 01:13:38,163 It's my house! 1771 01:13:38,164 --> 01:13:39,247 Mom! 1772 01:13:39,248 --> 01:13:42,167 No. Move. 1773 01:13:42,168 --> 01:13:43,543 This is weird, even for me. 1774 01:13:43,544 --> 01:13:45,503 I mean... bubbles? 1775 01:13:45,504 --> 01:13:47,297 - God, I'm out. - Who is that? 1776 01:13:47,298 --> 01:13:49,215 Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait... 1777 01:13:49,216 --> 01:13:52,178 I don't have time for this weird shit tonight, mate. 1778 01:13:55,514 --> 01:13:57,766 ("Payphone" by Maroon 5 playing) 1779 01:13:57,767 --> 01:13:59,434 (dog barking in distance) 1780 01:13:59,435 --> 01:14:01,478 - (bubbles popping) - Owen? 1781 01:14:01,479 --> 01:14:04,690 (gasps) Colleen Hoover signed that book! 1782 01:14:06,984 --> 01:14:08,568 Mom. 1783 01:14:08,569 --> 01:14:10,488 What are you doing?! 1784 01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:14,991 ♪ I'm at a pay phone trying to call home ♪ 1785 01:14:14,992 --> 01:14:16,701 EZRA: ♪ Sex in this place tonight... ♪ 1786 01:14:16,702 --> 01:14:19,621 ♪ All of my change I spent on you ♪ 1787 01:14:19,622 --> 01:14:22,499 - Rock and roll, baby. - ♪ Where have the times gone? ♪ 1788 01:14:22,500 --> 01:14:24,292 ♪ Baby, it's all wrong ♪ 1789 01:14:24,293 --> 01:14:28,755 ♪ Where are the plans we made for two? ♪ 1790 01:14:28,756 --> 01:14:32,467 ♪ If happy-ever-afters did exist ♪ 1791 01:14:32,468 --> 01:14:37,263 ♪ I would still be holding you like this ♪ 1792 01:14:37,264 --> 01:14:41,434 ♪ All those fairy tales are full of shit ♪ 1793 01:14:41,435 --> 01:14:45,271 ♪ One more fucking love song, I'll be sick ♪ 1794 01:14:45,272 --> 01:14:48,983 ♪ Yeah, now I'm at a pay phone. ♪ 1795 01:14:48,984 --> 01:14:51,612 - (song ends) - (entry bell jingling) 1796 01:14:57,660 --> 01:14:59,327 (siren whoops) 1797 01:14:59,328 --> 01:15:01,413 REPORTER: Across the country tonight, the window is closing 1798 01:15:01,414 --> 01:15:05,208 for unmarried Americans during this year's exemption period. 1799 01:15:05,209 --> 01:15:06,835 In just under three hours, 1800 01:15:06,836 --> 01:15:09,462 the nationwide chastity mandate will take effect once... 1801 01:15:09,463 --> 01:15:11,549 (turns off TV) 1802 01:15:25,146 --> 01:15:26,230 (chuckles softly) 1803 01:15:37,199 --> 01:15:38,366 I'm hungry. 1804 01:15:38,367 --> 01:15:39,451 Huh? 1805 01:15:39,452 --> 01:15:40,744 - I'm hungry. - Huh? 1806 01:15:40,745 --> 01:15:42,036 So hungry. 1807 01:15:42,037 --> 01:15:43,205 We're closed. 1808 01:15:44,331 --> 01:15:46,041 I know the owner. 1809 01:15:49,378 --> 01:15:51,212 What are you doing all the way up here? 1810 01:15:51,213 --> 01:15:54,549 Ordering a pizza, with extra cheese. 1811 01:15:54,550 --> 01:15:55,759 Hold the K-Y. 1812 01:15:55,760 --> 01:15:57,886 That's what we're known for. 1813 01:15:57,887 --> 01:15:59,054 Come on. 1814 01:16:03,517 --> 01:16:05,686 (lock clicking) 1815 01:16:09,648 --> 01:16:12,568 Put the flour down so nothing sticks. 1816 01:16:13,736 --> 01:16:15,738 This is how you make the crust. 1817 01:16:21,660 --> 01:16:23,037 Try that. 1818 01:16:27,416 --> 01:16:29,168 Thanks. 1819 01:16:36,717 --> 01:16:38,092 Ooh. 1820 01:16:38,093 --> 01:16:39,595 So? 1821 01:16:40,346 --> 01:16:41,763 So? 1822 01:16:41,764 --> 01:16:43,515 What happened to Ezra? 1823 01:16:43,516 --> 01:16:45,391 Didn't really click. 1824 01:16:45,392 --> 01:16:48,771 Does that hospital name tag have anything to do with it? 1825 01:16:57,947 --> 01:16:59,990 What happened with Beatrix Potter? 1826 01:17:00,783 --> 01:17:02,785 Just didn't feel right. 1827 01:17:07,790 --> 01:17:09,707 Try that. 1828 01:17:09,708 --> 01:17:11,877 (stammers softly) 1829 01:17:15,172 --> 01:17:16,757 Mmm. 1830 01:17:32,815 --> 01:17:34,482 (Allie chuckles) 1831 01:17:34,483 --> 01:17:38,111 Oh, my God, this is the best pizza I've ever had. 1832 01:17:38,112 --> 01:17:39,696 Truly. 1833 01:17:39,697 --> 01:17:41,197 I think it's better than sex. 1834 01:17:41,198 --> 01:17:42,448 No. Come on. 1835 01:17:42,449 --> 01:17:43,616 I mean it. 1836 01:17:43,617 --> 01:17:44,827 But I honestly don't remember. 1837 01:17:45,494 --> 01:17:47,912 - (chuckles) - What's your favorite part? 1838 01:17:47,913 --> 01:17:49,414 - The cheese. - No. 1839 01:17:49,415 --> 01:17:51,667 Of sex. 1840 01:17:52,501 --> 01:17:53,794 The buildup. 1841 01:17:54,587 --> 01:17:56,796 (sighs) 1842 01:17:56,797 --> 01:17:59,007 - What? -That's just a typical lady answer. 1843 01:17:59,008 --> 01:18:00,675 - What? Oh, okay. - It is. 1844 01:18:00,676 --> 01:18:02,343 What's yours? Hmm? 1845 01:18:02,344 --> 01:18:03,511 Boobs? 1846 01:18:03,512 --> 01:18:05,305 Cowgirl? You like to jackhammer? 1847 01:18:05,306 --> 01:18:08,016 - Just fucking... - You're not gonna believe me, 1848 01:18:08,017 --> 01:18:10,518 but it's about the after for me. 1849 01:18:10,519 --> 01:18:12,395 - Mm-mm. No. - It is. 1850 01:18:12,396 --> 01:18:13,731 That moment after. 1851 01:18:14,565 --> 01:18:17,191 You're laying there, two people. 1852 01:18:17,192 --> 01:18:19,278 It's like you're sharing a secret. 1853 01:18:20,779 --> 01:18:22,907 It's never really about the sex. 1854 01:18:26,118 --> 01:18:28,578 It's kind of a good answer. 1855 01:18:28,579 --> 01:18:31,456 You were incredible at the party tonight. 1856 01:18:31,457 --> 01:18:32,707 No one was listening. 1857 01:18:32,708 --> 01:18:34,752 I was. 1858 01:18:37,671 --> 01:18:39,173 (phone vibrating) 1859 01:18:44,303 --> 01:18:45,553 Uh, it's her. 1860 01:18:45,554 --> 01:18:47,847 My, uh... my girlfriend. 1861 01:18:47,848 --> 01:18:49,391 What do I do? 1862 01:18:50,142 --> 01:18:52,143 (vibrating continues) 1863 01:18:52,144 --> 01:18:53,896 Um... 1864 01:18:54,980 --> 01:18:57,607 ("Hush" by The Marías playing) 1865 01:18:57,608 --> 01:18:59,860 (vibrating stops) 1866 01:19:04,740 --> 01:19:08,576 ♪ Don't act so special ♪ 1867 01:19:08,577 --> 01:19:10,745 ♪ What I do ♪ 1868 01:19:10,746 --> 01:19:13,164 ♪ Is not for you ♪ 1869 01:19:13,165 --> 01:19:15,583 ♪ Forget about it ♪ 1870 01:19:15,584 --> 01:19:17,835 ♪ You made this mess ♪ 1871 01:19:17,836 --> 01:19:21,255 ♪ I'll knock at your door ♪ 1872 01:19:21,256 --> 01:19:23,174 ♪ Don't you ignore ♪ 1873 01:19:23,175 --> 01:19:25,218 ♪ Or forget about it ♪ 1874 01:19:25,219 --> 01:19:26,928 ♪ Every night ♪ 1875 01:19:26,929 --> 01:19:30,264 ♪ Got you running in circles, I know ♪ 1876 01:19:30,265 --> 01:19:31,975 ♪ Touchin' me ♪ 1877 01:19:31,976 --> 01:19:35,144 ♪ Get your paws off my Dolce cologne ♪ 1878 01:19:35,145 --> 01:19:36,479 ♪ Back it up ♪ 1879 01:19:36,480 --> 01:19:39,065 ♪ Off my throne 'cause you know ♪ 1880 01:19:39,066 --> 01:19:41,859 ♪ You wanna make me ♪ 1881 01:19:41,860 --> 01:19:46,114 ♪ Walk away and forget about it ♪ 1882 01:19:46,115 --> 01:19:47,490 ♪ Every night ♪ 1883 01:19:47,491 --> 01:19:50,827 ♪ Got you running in circles, I know ♪ 1884 01:19:50,828 --> 01:19:52,662 ♪ Touchin' me ♪ 1885 01:19:52,663 --> 01:19:56,165 ♪ Get your paws off my Dolce cologne ♪ 1886 01:19:56,166 --> 01:19:57,917 ♪ Make me ♪ 1887 01:19:57,918 --> 01:19:59,961 ♪ Walk away and forget about it... ♪ 1888 01:19:59,962 --> 01:20:01,462 (blows twice) 1889 01:20:01,463 --> 01:20:02,839 (exhales): What? 1890 01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:04,341 (phone vibrates twice) 1891 01:20:05,718 --> 01:20:07,301 (phone vibrates twice) 1892 01:20:07,302 --> 01:20:08,971 - (song ends) - (vibrating continues) 1893 01:20:10,472 --> 01:20:12,391 What do I do? 1894 01:20:19,148 --> 01:20:21,066 You should answer it. 1895 01:20:21,859 --> 01:20:23,234 Yeah? 1896 01:20:23,235 --> 01:20:25,487 - Yeah. - (vibrating continues) 1897 01:20:28,949 --> 01:20:30,409 Yeah. 1898 01:20:31,201 --> 01:20:32,910 All right, one second. 1899 01:20:32,911 --> 01:20:34,328 Malika. 1900 01:20:34,329 --> 01:20:35,788 Yeah. 1901 01:20:35,789 --> 01:20:37,957 Yep, I'm at the shop. 1902 01:20:37,958 --> 01:20:39,835 (sighs) 1903 01:20:45,257 --> 01:20:47,133 MALIKA (over phone): I couldn't go through with it. 1904 01:20:47,134 --> 01:20:49,093 - Come home. - Okay. 1905 01:20:49,094 --> 01:20:50,928 All right, bye. 1906 01:20:50,929 --> 01:20:52,638 Uh... 1907 01:20:52,639 --> 01:20:54,640 she wants to see me. 1908 01:20:54,641 --> 01:20:56,184 Great. 1909 01:20:56,185 --> 01:20:57,935 She wants to see me now. 1910 01:20:57,936 --> 01:20:59,145 - Um... - Oh. Okay. 1911 01:20:59,146 --> 01:21:01,147 - I'll, um... - No. No, no, stay. 1912 01:21:01,148 --> 01:21:03,024 Please, um... 1913 01:21:03,025 --> 01:21:04,734 grab a drink, finish the pie. 1914 01:21:04,735 --> 01:21:06,611 - Um... - I don't... 1915 01:21:06,612 --> 01:21:08,864 I'm really sorry. Uh... 1916 01:21:10,032 --> 01:21:12,034 Would you mind... 1917 01:21:12,826 --> 01:21:14,118 ...locking up? 1918 01:21:14,119 --> 01:21:15,620 Just throw the keys under the door. 1919 01:21:15,621 --> 01:21:16,829 Uh, is that okay? 1920 01:21:16,830 --> 01:21:18,706 - Uh, sure. - Yeah. Sorry. 1921 01:21:18,707 --> 01:21:20,291 Yeah. 1922 01:21:20,292 --> 01:21:21,877 Uh, yeah. 1923 01:21:28,217 --> 01:21:30,927 I hope you get your Empire State Building... 1924 01:21:30,928 --> 01:21:34,222 or wherever moment tonight. 1925 01:21:34,223 --> 01:21:35,556 Yeah. You, too. 1926 01:21:35,557 --> 01:21:37,100 - (door opens) - (entry bell jingles) 1927 01:21:37,101 --> 01:21:40,395 ("For My Friends" by King Princess playing) 1928 01:21:44,233 --> 01:21:48,736 ♪ To find someone like that ♪ 1929 01:21:48,737 --> 01:21:51,907 ♪ It wouldn't be easy now ♪ 1930 01:21:55,244 --> 01:22:00,081 ♪ We go too far back ♪ 1931 01:22:00,082 --> 01:22:03,210 ♪ You wouldn't leave me now ♪ 1932 01:22:04,628 --> 01:22:07,463 ♪ 'Cause I've been thinking 'bout ♪ 1933 01:22:07,464 --> 01:22:08,923 ♪ Gettin' drunk again ♪ 1934 01:22:08,924 --> 01:22:12,553 ♪ At the same house where it all started ♪ 1935 01:22:14,763 --> 01:22:16,681 You're here. 1936 01:22:16,682 --> 01:22:18,225 I'm here. 1937 01:22:18,976 --> 01:22:20,978 I was wrong. 1938 01:22:24,815 --> 01:22:26,941 ♪ It's how it's gonna be ♪ 1939 01:22:26,942 --> 01:22:28,025 (softly): Damn it. 1940 01:22:28,026 --> 01:22:29,277 ♪ Face it ♪ 1941 01:22:29,278 --> 01:22:32,613 ♪ Loving me takes patience ♪ 1942 01:22:32,614 --> 01:22:35,283 ♪ Will you think about us as I'm leaving? ♪ 1943 01:22:35,284 --> 01:22:38,536 ♪ Think about us as I'm coming home? ♪ 1944 01:22:38,537 --> 01:22:43,583 ♪ You hate it, but loving me takes patience ♪ 1945 01:22:43,584 --> 01:22:46,460 ♪ So we lose touch when I'm faded ♪ 1946 01:22:46,461 --> 01:22:50,047 ♪ And it can get dark, but still I know ♪ 1947 01:22:50,048 --> 01:22:51,382 ♪ You're waiting ♪ 1948 01:22:51,383 --> 01:22:55,303 ♪ And loving me takes patience ♪ 1949 01:22:55,304 --> 01:22:56,762 Let me close this. 1950 01:22:56,763 --> 01:22:58,223 I got to close this. 1951 01:22:59,933 --> 01:23:02,143 - ♪ You wouldn't leave me now. ♪ - (song ends) 1952 01:23:02,144 --> 01:23:05,272 Sorry, I keep telling Vladimir to fix that. 1953 01:23:10,319 --> 01:23:11,235 Come on. 1954 01:23:11,236 --> 01:23:14,323 We only have like an hour left. 1955 01:23:16,200 --> 01:23:17,992 I need to go. 1956 01:23:17,993 --> 01:23:19,619 What? 1957 01:23:19,620 --> 01:23:20,953 I need to go. 1958 01:23:20,954 --> 01:23:22,788 - Is this about Sal? - Sal? 1959 01:23:22,789 --> 01:23:24,248 Salvatore Schulhoffer-Lopez. 1960 01:23:24,249 --> 01:23:26,459 I told you on the phone, nothing happened. 1961 01:23:26,460 --> 01:23:28,502 It's not about him at all, actually. 1962 01:23:28,503 --> 01:23:30,171 - Do you want to get married? - (chuckles) 1963 01:23:30,172 --> 01:23:32,673 Then we can have sex whenever we want. 1964 01:23:32,674 --> 01:23:35,259 It's never really been about the sex. 1965 01:23:35,260 --> 01:23:37,553 Well, we've only had it like two times. 1966 01:23:37,554 --> 01:23:39,472 - Thanks, Obama. - Obama? 1967 01:23:39,473 --> 01:23:41,724 This thing started like three years ago. 1968 01:23:41,725 --> 01:23:43,726 Yeah, well, y-you know what I mean. 1969 01:23:43,727 --> 01:23:45,019 The-the pendulum. 1970 01:23:45,020 --> 01:23:46,896 I... 1971 01:23:46,897 --> 01:23:49,899 I'm sorry for what I did, 1972 01:23:49,900 --> 01:23:54,111 but if you did something, I'm honestly proud of you. 1973 01:23:54,112 --> 01:23:55,780 - (scoffs) - No, you-you... 1974 01:23:55,781 --> 01:23:58,116 you needed to get out of your box. 1975 01:23:58,951 --> 01:24:01,035 I should never have come. 1976 01:24:01,036 --> 01:24:02,828 I'm sorry. 1977 01:24:02,829 --> 01:24:05,331 Owen? Owen. 1978 01:24:05,332 --> 01:24:07,376 D-Did I mess things up? 1979 01:24:08,502 --> 01:24:10,294 No. 1980 01:24:10,295 --> 01:24:11,837 But I might have. 1981 01:24:11,838 --> 01:24:14,049 ♪ ♪ 1982 01:24:28,522 --> 01:24:30,731 - Sorry, sorry. - Whoa. 1983 01:24:30,732 --> 01:24:32,942 (panting) 1984 01:24:32,943 --> 01:24:36,321 Taxi, taxi! Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 1985 01:24:38,448 --> 01:24:42,118 Uh, Seventh, between First and, uh, Second. 1986 01:24:42,119 --> 01:24:44,078 And can you make it fast as possible? 1987 01:24:44,079 --> 01:24:47,290 Trying to squeeze some more juice out of the lemon, huh? 1988 01:24:47,291 --> 01:24:49,543 Yeah, some-something like that. 1989 01:24:59,678 --> 01:25:01,763 Here. Thanks. 1990 01:25:07,019 --> 01:25:08,144 (grunts softly) 1991 01:25:08,145 --> 01:25:09,937 (sighs) 1992 01:25:09,938 --> 01:25:12,607 (rapid buzzing) 1993 01:25:15,110 --> 01:25:16,777 (sighs) 1994 01:25:16,778 --> 01:25:18,779 - MAN 1 (over speaker): Hello? - Hey, I'm looking for Allie. 1995 01:25:18,780 --> 01:25:20,281 - It's Owen. - TROY (over speaker): Hello? 1996 01:25:20,282 --> 01:25:21,449 - Does Allie live here? - TROY: Hello? 1997 01:25:21,450 --> 01:25:22,658 - MAN 1: Who? - MAN 2: Hello? 1998 01:25:22,659 --> 01:25:23,951 - OWEN: Allie. Allie. - MAN 1: Who? 1999 01:25:23,952 --> 01:25:25,494 - What? - OWEN: Allie. 2000 01:25:25,495 --> 01:25:27,163 - MAN 3 (nearby): Yo! Hey, yo! - MAN 1: Who is this? 2001 01:25:27,164 --> 01:25:29,040 It's O... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 2002 01:25:29,041 --> 01:25:30,499 - TROY: There's no Allie here. - MAN 3: It's 6:00 a.m., man. 2003 01:25:30,500 --> 01:25:32,251 - Get out of here. - I-I know. I'm so sorry. 2004 01:25:32,252 --> 01:25:33,711 But I-I'm just looking for Allie. 2005 01:25:33,712 --> 01:25:35,004 You know Allie? 2006 01:25:35,005 --> 01:25:36,922 She's tall, uh, brunette. 2007 01:25:36,923 --> 01:25:38,341 She's got big eyes. 2008 01:25:38,342 --> 01:25:39,967 Legs don't make any sense. 2009 01:25:39,968 --> 01:25:44,013 She also loves lighthouses, especially a little red one. 2010 01:25:44,014 --> 01:25:46,141 Get the hell out of here, man. 2011 01:25:46,975 --> 01:25:48,851 Allie! 2012 01:25:48,852 --> 01:25:50,061 ♪ ♪ 2013 01:25:50,062 --> 01:25:51,813 Allie! 2014 01:25:52,773 --> 01:25:54,649 Allie! 2015 01:25:55,400 --> 01:25:57,652 (vehicle passing) 2016 01:26:12,834 --> 01:26:15,002 (sighs) Hey. 2017 01:26:15,003 --> 01:26:16,712 Hey. 2018 01:26:16,713 --> 01:26:19,382 Look, I-I'm sorry about that Bubble Wrap thing. 2019 01:26:19,383 --> 01:26:20,758 Your mom and I were looking at 2020 01:26:20,759 --> 01:26:22,468 ASMR videos on the YouTubes, and... 2021 01:26:22,469 --> 01:26:24,762 Okay. Good to see you, Rick. 2022 01:26:24,763 --> 01:26:27,556 Did you, um, patch things up with that tall, 2023 01:26:27,557 --> 01:26:30,226 British glass of water from last night? 2024 01:26:30,227 --> 01:26:32,186 Actually, I met someone else. 2025 01:26:32,187 --> 01:26:34,940 Okay, Mr. Swing Dick. 2026 01:26:37,567 --> 01:26:39,610 Nah, it wasn't like that. It was... 2027 01:26:39,611 --> 01:26:41,237 We just talked a lot, 2028 01:26:41,238 --> 01:26:42,947 and I just left like an asshole. 2029 01:26:42,948 --> 01:26:45,950 And now I have no idea how to find her. 2030 01:26:45,951 --> 01:26:48,577 Owen, when your mom and I... 2031 01:26:48,578 --> 01:26:50,037 - Nope. - Okay. 2032 01:26:50,038 --> 01:26:51,288 (window opens) 2033 01:26:51,289 --> 01:26:53,874 My two men bonding. 2034 01:26:53,875 --> 01:26:55,501 Warms my heart. 2035 01:26:55,502 --> 01:26:57,211 - He met somebody. - Oh, yeah? 2036 01:26:57,212 --> 01:26:58,754 But he can't find her. 2037 01:26:58,755 --> 01:27:00,131 Who is she? 2038 01:27:00,132 --> 01:27:01,674 Her name's Allie. 2039 01:27:01,675 --> 01:27:03,717 And, uh... 2040 01:27:03,718 --> 01:27:07,347 she's fun, and she's smart. 2041 01:27:08,140 --> 01:27:10,057 She's weird, and she can sing. 2042 01:27:10,058 --> 01:27:12,518 She got a great voice. 2043 01:27:12,519 --> 01:27:15,230 She got this big smile. I don't know. 2044 01:27:16,231 --> 01:27:17,481 I've never met anyone like her before. 2045 01:27:17,482 --> 01:27:20,359 What's the last thing she said to you? 2046 01:27:20,360 --> 01:27:22,570 "Good luck." 2047 01:27:22,571 --> 01:27:24,780 What's the last thing you said to her? 2048 01:27:24,781 --> 01:27:28,827 "I hope you get your Empire State Building moment tonight." 2049 01:27:33,957 --> 01:27:36,585 ♪ ♪ 2050 01:27:53,768 --> 01:27:55,812 ♪ ♪ 2051 01:28:05,572 --> 01:28:07,491 - (sets phone on counter) - (sighs) 2052 01:28:08,575 --> 01:28:10,451 JACINTA (crying): Allie, you have to come get me. 2053 01:28:10,452 --> 01:28:11,869 I don't know where I am. 2054 01:28:11,870 --> 01:28:13,704 (Jacinta sobbing) 2055 01:28:13,705 --> 01:28:15,956 Tejan took me and swept me off my motherfucking feet. 2056 01:28:15,957 --> 01:28:17,958 - (laughing): That's right. - I found my prince! 2057 01:28:17,959 --> 01:28:19,752 TEJAN: I'm in love with your friend, Allison. 2058 01:28:19,753 --> 01:28:21,712 JACINTA: He took me to the Empire State Building 2059 01:28:21,713 --> 01:28:23,714 - at sunrise. -And now we're gonna get married. 2060 01:28:23,715 --> 01:28:25,925 - We're getting married. - Oh, my God. Okay, I love you. 2061 01:28:25,926 --> 01:28:27,301 (door opens) 2062 01:28:27,302 --> 01:28:28,594 Ooh, sorry. 2063 01:28:28,595 --> 01:28:30,804 - Did I wake you? - No. 2064 01:28:30,805 --> 01:28:33,057 Got to drop off the kid sometime soon. 2065 01:28:33,058 --> 01:28:35,392 How was your night? 2066 01:28:35,393 --> 01:28:37,561 Uh... 2067 01:28:37,562 --> 01:28:39,606 pretty wild. (chuckles) 2068 01:28:40,982 --> 01:28:42,776 I met someone. 2069 01:28:43,860 --> 01:28:46,070 - Oh? - And then he went away. 2070 01:28:46,071 --> 01:28:48,489 And I took a long walk. 2071 01:28:48,490 --> 01:28:50,407 Well, did you get with him at least? 2072 01:28:50,408 --> 01:28:51,825 No. 2073 01:28:51,826 --> 01:28:54,036 Still some time left, shawty. 2074 01:28:54,037 --> 01:28:55,246 Ever been someone's first? 2075 01:28:55,247 --> 01:28:56,330 Aah! 2076 01:28:56,331 --> 01:28:57,665 All right. 2077 01:28:57,666 --> 01:28:58,999 I'm gonna go sleep for a week. 2078 01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:01,794 (sighs) Listen, I'm sorry, Allie. 2079 01:29:01,795 --> 01:29:03,170 - Thanks. - TROY: Wait. 2080 01:29:03,171 --> 01:29:04,672 Your name is Allie? 2081 01:29:04,673 --> 01:29:06,340 - ALLIE: Yep. - TROY: There was some guy 2082 01:29:06,341 --> 01:29:08,426 calling your name, looking for you. 2083 01:29:09,678 --> 01:29:10,928 - What? - TROY: Yeah. 2084 01:29:10,929 --> 01:29:13,514 Some weird guy with elephant ears 2085 01:29:13,515 --> 01:29:16,850 whining all about your legs and leghouses. 2086 01:29:16,851 --> 01:29:18,018 It was sad. 2087 01:29:18,019 --> 01:29:21,438 I was like, "Yo, bro, sack the fuck up." 2088 01:29:21,439 --> 01:29:23,566 - When was this? - A little while ago. 2089 01:29:23,567 --> 01:29:24,733 ("Green Flash Sunset" by Noah Floersch playing) 2090 01:29:24,734 --> 01:29:26,360 He's not gonna be there. 2091 01:29:26,361 --> 01:29:28,612 (chuckles) Probably not. 2092 01:29:28,613 --> 01:29:31,240 So, why am I doing this? 2093 01:29:31,241 --> 01:29:32,659 'Cause you never know. 2094 01:29:33,410 --> 01:29:35,411 ♪ Settle down, settle in ♪ 2095 01:29:35,412 --> 01:29:37,204 ♪ Give it up, I'm giving in ♪ 2096 01:29:37,205 --> 01:29:40,874 ♪ Give me love, then give me something to get rid of it ♪ 2097 01:29:40,875 --> 01:29:43,002 ♪ Can I hold you? Can I hold you? ♪ 2098 01:29:43,003 --> 01:29:44,837 - ♪ Can I hold you? ♪ - (chiming) 2099 01:29:44,838 --> 01:29:47,131 ♪ Can I know you? Can I know you? ♪ 2100 01:29:47,132 --> 01:29:48,924 ♪ Can I know you? ♪ 2101 01:29:48,925 --> 01:29:51,510 ♪ It is warm here in the light ♪ 2102 01:29:51,511 --> 01:29:53,387 ♪ So come in, the water's fine ♪ 2103 01:29:53,388 --> 01:29:55,055 ♪ You can join me if you like ♪ 2104 01:29:55,056 --> 01:29:57,308 ♪ You can join me, I don't mind ♪ 2105 01:29:57,309 --> 01:29:59,518 ♪ And the color of the sky ♪ 2106 01:29:59,519 --> 01:30:01,395 ♪ Is reflected in your eyes ♪ 2107 01:30:01,396 --> 01:30:03,564 ♪ As the green is flashing bright ♪ 2108 01:30:03,565 --> 01:30:04,898 ♪ As the green is flashing ♪ 2109 01:30:04,899 --> 01:30:07,234 ♪ Can I hold you? Can I hold you? ♪ 2110 01:30:07,235 --> 01:30:08,902 ♪ Can I hold you? ♪ 2111 01:30:08,903 --> 01:30:11,196 ♪ Can I know you? Can I know you? ♪ 2112 01:30:11,197 --> 01:30:12,990 ♪ Can I know you? ♪ 2113 01:30:12,991 --> 01:30:15,910 ♪ More ♪ 2114 01:30:20,415 --> 01:30:23,710 ♪ More ♪ 2115 01:30:25,587 --> 01:30:27,463 ♪ I will look upon your face ♪ 2116 01:30:27,464 --> 01:30:28,839 ♪ And I'll dream about the day ♪ 2117 01:30:28,840 --> 01:30:31,216 ♪ When I can see you when I wake ♪ 2118 01:30:31,217 --> 01:30:33,385 ♪ And I'll wish that I could stay ♪ 2119 01:30:33,386 --> 01:30:35,220 ♪ And I'll wish that I could ♪ 2120 01:30:35,221 --> 01:30:38,683 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 2121 01:30:39,434 --> 01:30:41,477 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 2122 01:30:41,478 --> 01:30:43,646 (sighs heavily) 2123 01:30:43,647 --> 01:30:46,650 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 2124 01:30:47,525 --> 01:30:50,736 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 2125 01:30:50,737 --> 01:30:53,823 ♪ And when the sun has gone away ♪ 2126 01:30:58,870 --> 01:31:00,871 ♪ Can I hold you? Can I hold you? ♪ 2127 01:31:00,872 --> 01:31:03,041 ♪ Can I hold you? ♪ 2128 01:31:07,671 --> 01:31:09,505 ♪ Can I know you? Can I know you? ♪ 2129 01:31:09,506 --> 01:31:11,466 ♪ Can I know you? ♪ 2130 01:31:17,138 --> 01:31:20,558 ♪ More. ♪ 2131 01:31:22,060 --> 01:31:23,520 (chuckles softly) 2132 01:31:24,312 --> 01:31:26,481 We missed the sunrise. 2133 01:31:28,024 --> 01:31:29,901 (chuckles) 2134 01:31:31,319 --> 01:31:33,821 Black, three sugars. 2135 01:31:33,822 --> 01:31:36,031 I hear it's adorable. 2136 01:31:36,032 --> 01:31:38,325 (laughs) 2137 01:31:38,326 --> 01:31:39,618 You're still following me. 2138 01:31:39,619 --> 01:31:41,453 Or are you following me? 2139 01:31:41,454 --> 01:31:43,288 (song ends) 2140 01:31:43,289 --> 01:31:45,250 I can't believe you're here. 2141 01:31:46,543 --> 01:31:48,670 Well, this is the only place for this. 2142 01:31:50,755 --> 01:31:52,215 Nothing can overshadow. 2143 01:31:54,509 --> 01:31:56,427 I'm sorry. I-I... 2144 01:31:56,428 --> 01:31:58,388 I shouldn't have left. 2145 01:31:59,180 --> 01:32:02,182 Nah. I shouldn't have let you go. 2146 01:32:02,183 --> 01:32:04,185 ♪ ♪ 2147 01:32:24,247 --> 01:32:26,166 We still have time. 2148 01:32:27,375 --> 01:32:29,501 I might... I might know a place. 2149 01:32:29,502 --> 01:32:31,086 Come on. 2150 01:32:31,087 --> 01:32:33,547 You know, I'm not even gonna need the whole 11 minutes. 2151 01:32:33,548 --> 01:32:35,257 ALLIE: Oh, yeah. Me, neither, son. 2152 01:32:35,258 --> 01:32:37,635 (both laughing) 2153 01:32:48,772 --> 01:32:51,065 (Allie panting) 2154 01:33:02,410 --> 01:33:03,660 What's wrong? 2155 01:33:03,661 --> 01:33:05,746 Nothing. Nothing's wrong. 2156 01:33:05,747 --> 01:33:08,165 Just, you know... 2157 01:33:08,166 --> 01:33:11,293 seems like this whole night... 2158 01:33:11,294 --> 01:33:12,628 (sighs) 2159 01:33:12,629 --> 01:33:15,255 I don't want it to dictate... 2160 01:33:15,256 --> 01:33:16,882 us, what we do. 2161 01:33:16,883 --> 01:33:19,093 We can't let the mandate win. 2162 01:33:19,886 --> 01:33:22,013 Maybe we should wait. 2163 01:33:23,556 --> 01:33:25,683 Get to know each other. 2164 01:33:28,394 --> 01:33:30,605 I think you're right. 2165 01:33:31,731 --> 01:33:33,190 Without the-the pressure. 2166 01:33:33,191 --> 01:33:35,567 Without the pressure, without all the noise. 2167 01:33:35,568 --> 01:33:38,320 A whole year. It's your favorite part. 2168 01:33:38,321 --> 01:33:39,488 The buildup. 2169 01:33:39,489 --> 01:33:41,199 Yeah, but what about the after? 2170 01:33:41,991 --> 01:33:44,244 It's gonna be hard, but I can wait. 2171 01:33:46,120 --> 01:33:47,788 Try to keep it in my pants. 2172 01:33:47,789 --> 01:33:49,289 Ah. Good luck. 2173 01:33:49,290 --> 01:33:51,292 (both chuckle) 2174 01:33:59,968 --> 01:34:02,469 I just don't want this moment to end. 2175 01:34:02,470 --> 01:34:04,805 ♪ ♪ 2176 01:34:04,806 --> 01:34:06,766 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 2177 01:34:07,517 --> 01:34:09,978 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 2178 01:34:10,728 --> 01:34:13,146 ♪ Ooh-ooh. ♪ 2179 01:34:13,147 --> 01:34:16,650 ("Brave" playing over speakers) 2180 01:34:16,651 --> 01:34:19,444 Do... do you hear that? 2181 01:34:19,445 --> 01:34:21,071 ALLIE (over speakers): ♪ You can be amazing... ♪ 2182 01:34:21,072 --> 01:34:22,614 ALLIE: Oh, my God. 2183 01:34:22,615 --> 01:34:24,491 OWEN: Yeah, they're filming all over the city tonight 2184 01:34:24,492 --> 01:34:25,742 'cause there's no paparazzi. 2185 01:34:25,743 --> 01:34:27,744 - You didn't know that? - ALLIE: No. 2186 01:34:27,745 --> 01:34:30,414 No, no, no. Wow, that is my voice. 2187 01:34:30,415 --> 01:34:32,040 - This is you? - Yeah. 2188 01:34:32,041 --> 01:34:33,458 - Wow. - It's my day job. 2189 01:34:33,459 --> 01:34:35,419 ♪ Start speaking up... ♪ 2190 01:34:35,420 --> 01:34:37,963 It seems to me you sang, 2191 01:34:37,964 --> 01:34:40,507 they're hearing, you're connecting. 2192 01:34:40,508 --> 01:34:42,259 Shut up. 2193 01:34:42,260 --> 01:34:44,595 ♪ And no sunlight, sometimes... ♪ 2194 01:34:44,596 --> 01:34:46,680 WOMAN: Hey, guys! Guys! 2195 01:34:46,681 --> 01:34:48,724 Can you crouch down? We're filming. 2196 01:34:48,725 --> 01:34:50,267 - What? - Crouch down? 2197 01:34:50,268 --> 01:34:52,644 Oh, too late! We've already seen you kissing! 2198 01:34:52,645 --> 01:34:54,688 You have to keep doing it! 2199 01:34:54,689 --> 01:34:55,731 - BOTH: Kissing? - Yes! 2200 01:34:55,732 --> 01:34:57,065 Okay. 2201 01:34:57,066 --> 01:34:58,817 You two, yeah. You're established. 2202 01:34:58,818 --> 01:35:00,777 - We're kissing. - I guess. 2203 01:35:00,778 --> 01:35:02,905 ♪ Say what you wanna say... ♪ 2204 01:35:02,906 --> 01:35:04,948 Now you have to dance. 2205 01:35:04,949 --> 01:35:06,533 - ALLIE: What? - Dance! 2206 01:35:06,534 --> 01:35:11,747 ♪ Honestly, I wanna use Leventave ♪ 2207 01:35:11,748 --> 01:35:16,877 ♪ Psoriasis, psoriasis ♪ 2208 01:35:16,878 --> 01:35:19,546 ♪ Psoriasis ♪ 2209 01:35:19,547 --> 01:35:21,924 ♪ I wanna use Leventave ♪ 2210 01:35:21,925 --> 01:35:27,054 ♪ Psoriasis, psoriasis ♪ 2211 01:35:27,055 --> 01:35:30,224 ♪ Psoriasis ♪ 2212 01:35:31,184 --> 01:35:32,976 (laughing) 2213 01:35:32,977 --> 01:35:36,897 ♪ Psoriasis, psoriasis ♪ 2214 01:35:36,898 --> 01:35:39,608 ♪ Psoriasis ♪ 2215 01:35:39,609 --> 01:35:43,363 ALLIE and OWEN: ♪ I wanna use Leventave. ♪ 2216 01:35:45,573 --> 01:35:47,699 CROWD: Eight, seven, 2217 01:35:47,700 --> 01:35:50,577 six, five, four, 2218 01:35:50,578 --> 01:35:52,913 three, two, one! 2219 01:35:52,914 --> 01:35:54,623 - (crowd cheering) - (Allie chuckling) 2220 01:35:54,624 --> 01:35:56,083 (horns honking in distance) 2221 01:35:56,084 --> 01:35:57,961 Oh, wow. 2222 01:36:00,338 --> 01:36:02,214 - We did it. - Wasn't even that hard. 2223 01:36:02,215 --> 01:36:03,507 (Allie clicks tongue, scoffs) 2224 01:36:03,508 --> 01:36:04,675 - (phone buzzing) - Ooh. 2225 01:36:04,676 --> 01:36:06,510 Mwah. 2226 01:36:06,511 --> 01:36:08,096 Wow. 2227 01:36:09,764 --> 01:36:11,056 - Oh, what should we do? - So... 2228 01:36:11,057 --> 01:36:13,100 I don't know. You want to get food? 2229 01:36:13,101 --> 01:36:15,894 - Yeah. Let's get dinner. - Chinese? Italian? 2230 01:36:15,895 --> 01:36:17,229 ALLIE: I'm not eating pizza. 2231 01:36:17,230 --> 01:36:18,772 OWEN: Pizza? I didn't say pizza. 2232 01:36:18,773 --> 01:36:20,148 Omakase? 2233 01:36:20,149 --> 01:36:22,402 ("You & Me Time" by Between Friends playing) 2234 01:36:28,116 --> 01:36:31,493 - ♪ Ooh ♪ - ♪ I-I-I-I-I-I ♪ 2235 01:36:31,494 --> 01:36:33,412 ♪ I'm all the way down ♪ 2236 01:36:33,413 --> 01:36:35,914 - ♪ Gotta get right witcha ♪ - (Allie grunts) 2237 01:36:35,915 --> 01:36:38,250 - ♪ Ooh ♪ - ♪ I-I-I-I-I-I ♪ 2238 01:36:38,251 --> 01:36:39,793 ♪ I'm all the way down ♪ 2239 01:36:39,794 --> 01:36:41,294 OWEN: Wasn't even that hard. 2240 01:36:41,295 --> 01:36:42,546 - ♪ Gotta get right witcha ♪ - (Allie laughing) 2241 01:36:42,547 --> 01:36:43,965 ALLIE: So rude. 2242 01:36:48,553 --> 01:36:50,303 Finally. 2243 01:36:50,304 --> 01:36:51,930 ♪ I'm all the way down ♪ 2244 01:36:51,931 --> 01:36:54,141 ♪ Gotta get right witcha ♪ 2245 01:36:54,142 --> 01:36:57,644 - ♪ Ooh ♪ - ♪ I-I-I-I-I-I ♪ 2246 01:36:57,645 --> 01:36:59,813 ♪ I'm all the way down ♪ 2247 01:36:59,814 --> 01:37:01,982 ♪ Gotta get right witcha ♪ 2248 01:37:01,983 --> 01:37:03,442 ♪ Sometimes I like holding my breath ♪ 2249 01:37:03,443 --> 01:37:05,318 ♪ Just to see how long I last ♪ 2250 01:37:05,319 --> 01:37:08,030 ♪ You say that it's dumb, and I know it ♪ 2251 01:37:08,031 --> 01:37:10,240 ♪ And I say, "Hello, hello" ♪ 2252 01:37:10,241 --> 01:37:15,328 ♪ I, I'm so addicted to whatcha doin' ♪ 2253 01:37:15,329 --> 01:37:16,538 ♪ I think I like it ♪ 2254 01:37:16,539 --> 01:37:17,998 ♪ Ooh ♪ 2255 01:37:17,999 --> 01:37:20,083 ♪ You got that look ♪ 2256 01:37:20,084 --> 01:37:21,209 ♪ You're so kind ♪ 2257 01:37:21,210 --> 01:37:23,712 ♪ Guess I'm out of my mind ♪ 2258 01:37:23,713 --> 01:37:25,881 ♪ Ooh ♪ 2259 01:37:25,882 --> 01:37:27,007 ♪ You're shining ♪ 2260 01:37:27,008 --> 01:37:28,341 ♪ And it's such a surprise ♪ 2261 01:37:28,342 --> 01:37:31,511 ♪ Guess I'm out of my mind ♪ 2262 01:37:31,512 --> 01:37:34,890 ♪ Ooh ♪ 2263 01:37:34,891 --> 01:37:37,726 ♪ I'm all the way down ♪ 2264 01:37:37,727 --> 01:37:39,728 ♪ Gotta get right witcha ♪ 2265 01:37:39,729 --> 01:37:42,647 ♪ Ooh ♪ 2266 01:37:42,648 --> 01:37:45,067 ♪ I'm all the way down ♪ 2267 01:37:45,068 --> 01:37:47,319 ♪ Gotta get right witcha ♪ 2268 01:37:47,320 --> 01:37:50,822 - ♪ Ooh ♪ - ♪ I-I-I-I-I-I ♪ 2269 01:37:50,823 --> 01:37:52,240 ♪ I'm all the way down ♪ 2270 01:37:52,241 --> 01:37:54,701 ♪ Gotta get right witcha ♪ 2271 01:37:54,702 --> 01:37:58,121 - ♪ Ooh ♪ - ♪ I-I-I-I-I-I ♪ 2272 01:37:58,122 --> 01:38:00,290 ♪ I'm all the way down ♪ 2273 01:38:00,291 --> 01:38:03,001 - ♪ Gotta get right witcha. ♪ - (song ends) 2274 01:38:03,002 --> 01:38:04,669 ("Hot in NY" by Malcolm Todd playing) 2275 01:38:04,670 --> 01:38:05,879 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 2276 01:38:05,880 --> 01:38:07,547 ♪ Okay, I wanna get back ♪ 2277 01:38:07,548 --> 01:38:11,093 ♪ Can't let you get around inside my head now ♪ 2278 01:38:11,094 --> 01:38:12,511 ♪ I wanna get back ♪ 2279 01:38:12,512 --> 01:38:14,513 ♪ Can't sit through another round ♪ 2280 01:38:14,514 --> 01:38:15,388 ♪ Oh, uh-uh ♪ 2281 01:38:15,389 --> 01:38:17,390 ♪ Okay, I wanna get back ♪ 2282 01:38:17,391 --> 01:38:20,894 ♪ Can't let you get around inside my head now ♪ 2283 01:38:20,895 --> 01:38:22,270 ♪ I wanna get back ♪ 2284 01:38:22,271 --> 01:38:23,980 ♪ Can't sit through another round ♪ 2285 01:38:23,981 --> 01:38:25,065 ♪ Oh, uh-uh ♪ 2286 01:38:25,066 --> 01:38:26,566 ♪ It's hot in New York ♪ 2287 01:38:26,567 --> 01:38:29,736 ♪ And I can't get away from pain ♪ 2288 01:38:29,737 --> 01:38:31,404 ♪ I'm losing my nerves ♪ 2289 01:38:31,405 --> 01:38:34,699 ♪ And you're losing the waiting game ♪ 2290 01:38:34,700 --> 01:38:36,618 ♪ I know it ain't true ♪ 2291 01:38:36,619 --> 01:38:40,122 ♪ The things you say and do to play cool ♪ 2292 01:38:40,123 --> 01:38:43,208 ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ 2293 01:38:43,209 --> 01:38:45,210 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 2294 01:38:45,211 --> 01:38:49,631 ♪ Okay, do you really wanna do the old way? ♪ 2295 01:38:49,632 --> 01:38:52,217 ♪ Not today, 'cause I can't feel ♪ 2296 01:38:52,218 --> 01:38:55,762 ♪ The things that make me feel so hopeful ♪ 2297 01:38:55,763 --> 01:38:58,265 ♪ And I don't know what you're doing ♪ 2298 01:38:58,266 --> 01:39:00,600 ♪ But I'm not tempted ♪ 2299 01:39:00,601 --> 01:39:03,812 ♪ And I just write now 'cause I'm on empty ♪ 2300 01:39:03,813 --> 01:39:05,772 ♪ Okay, I wanna get back ♪ 2301 01:39:05,773 --> 01:39:09,276 ♪ Can't let you get around inside my head now ♪ 2302 01:39:09,277 --> 01:39:10,694 ♪ I wanna get back ♪ 2303 01:39:10,695 --> 01:39:12,654 ♪ Can't sit through another round ♪ 2304 01:39:12,655 --> 01:39:13,780 ♪ Oh, uh-uh ♪ 2305 01:39:13,781 --> 01:39:15,574 ♪ Okay, I wanna get back ♪ 2306 01:39:15,575 --> 01:39:19,119 ♪ Can't let you get around inside my head now ♪ 2307 01:39:19,120 --> 01:39:20,495 ♪ I wanna get back ♪ 2308 01:39:20,496 --> 01:39:22,247 ♪ Can't sit through another round ♪ 2309 01:39:22,248 --> 01:39:23,290 ♪ Oh, uh-uh ♪ 2310 01:39:23,291 --> 01:39:24,791 ♪ It's hot in New York ♪ 2311 01:39:24,792 --> 01:39:27,961 ♪ And I can't get away from pain ♪ 2312 01:39:27,962 --> 01:39:29,629 ♪ I'm losing my nerves ♪ 2313 01:39:29,630 --> 01:39:32,799 ♪ And you're losing the waiting game ♪ 2314 01:39:32,800 --> 01:39:34,968 ♪ I know it ain't true ♪ 2315 01:39:34,969 --> 01:39:38,388 ♪ The things you say and do to play cool ♪ 2316 01:39:38,389 --> 01:39:41,558 ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ 2317 01:39:41,559 --> 01:39:43,560 ♪ Ooh-ooh. ♪ 2318 01:39:43,561 --> 01:39:45,605 ♪ ♪ 2319 01:40:01,162 --> 01:40:03,163 (song ends) 2320 01:40:03,164 --> 01:40:05,416 ♪ ♪ 2321 01:40:35,196 --> 01:40:37,448 ♪ ♪ 2322 01:41:07,228 --> 01:41:09,480 ♪ ♪ 2323 01:41:39,260 --> 01:41:41,512 ♪ ♪ 2324 01:42:03,617 --> 01:42:05,785 ♪ ♪ 2325 01:42:05,786 --> 01:42:07,621 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 2326 01:42:08,539 --> 01:42:10,499 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 2327 01:42:11,292 --> 01:42:13,419 ♪ Ooh-ooh. ♪ 2328 01:42:28,768 --> 01:42:30,811 (music ends) 2329 01:42:34,440 --> 01:42:44,450 (man groans) 162104

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