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NARRATOR:
Kids, this is a story of landmarks.
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There are certain moments inlife when you have to decide
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which things you can standto see torn down,
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and which things you haveto preserve, no matter what.
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Such a moment camefor all of us
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in May of 2011,at a special meeting of the
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New York City LandmarksPreservation Commission,
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where the fate of The Arcadian
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would be decidedonce and for all.
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A symbol of strength
and constancy,
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the stone lion of The Arcadian
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has watched over
New Yorkers for generations.
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So remember:
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if the lion head stonework
is regal,
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then tearing it down
should be illegal.
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(cheering)
MARSHALL: Well...
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Did you like that?
All right, uh...
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We must make sure
the lion is always there.
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Destroy The Arcadian?
Oh, no, don't you dare.
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Yeah? Yeah? Okay.
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Try this one on for size...
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If you want New York's history
at your beck and call...
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All right, thank you,
Mr. Eriksen.
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I just have...
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MODERATOR:
We will now hear from the architect
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of the proposed GNB Tower,
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Ted Mosby.
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(audience cheering)
MODERATOR: Now, uh,
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Mr. Mosby, let's just
cut right to the chase.
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Do you think The Arcadian
should be a landmark?
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(intense music starts
and swells)
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(music cuts off)
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Okay, it's killing me. What
rhymes with "beck and call?"
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Wrecking ball.
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Don't go swinging
no wrecking ball.
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AUDIENCE:
Ah...
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Thank you.
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? How I Met Your Mother 6x23 ?
Landmarks
Original Air Date on May 9, 2011
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Mr. Mosby,
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do you think The Arcadian
should be a landmark?
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It's not a difficult question.
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NARRATOR: Actually, it was
a difficult question.
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Of course, had he asked mea few days earlier,
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I would haveimmediately said...
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"Yes. The Arcadian
should be a landmark."
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And then the crowd
gasps: "Oh, my God!
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"Did he really
just say that?
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"Oh, heavens!
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"Oh, my stars!
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I must clutch
my pearls!"
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So these things are generally
attended by old Southern ladies?
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Almost exclusively.
But here's my point:
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If they ask GNB's chief
architect-- aka me--
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if The Arcadian should be a
landmark, and I say "yes"?
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(mimes building blowing up)
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That, no, that wasn't The
Arcadian being destroyed;
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that was GNB's hopes of
destroying The Arcadian.
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I'm sorry, I should
have been more clear.
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Yeah.
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The Arcadian's gonna
be all like...
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Nice.
(chuckles)
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I have a message from Barney.
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NARRATOR:
Things between Barney
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and the rest of ushad gotten a little frosty.
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First this happened.
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Meet the new lawyer I hired
to help save The Arcadian.
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And then this happened.
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What kind of dirtbag
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doesn't stand by his best
friends, but instead,
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sides with some
self-righteous bitch
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with a pointless cause
and a megaphone?!
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TED: Dude!
That's my girlfriend.
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And ya know what?
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I'm on her side now, too.
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NARRATOR:
Which led to this happening.
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Message from Barney?
That's my cue to leave.
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Good night, guys.
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- I love you.
- Mmm. Love you, too.
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Good night.
Good night.
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All right,
what's the message?
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'Cause if it's another
hypothetical
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yet eerily accurate
drawing of my boobs...
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Yeah, I have that, too.
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Damn it.
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All right, here's the message.
(clears throat)
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"Oh, hey, guys.
Didn't see you there.
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"I was too busy
feelin' fine and..."
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Really?
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(sighs) "Feelin' fine
and gettin' some 'jine."
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ROBIN: "You may have
noticed the giant plate
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"of hot wings in front of me.
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"I know how much
you love hot wings.
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"Too bad someone
bribed the kitchen
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"to take them
off the menu tonight.
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"So, if you want some,
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"you're going to have
to come back to GNB.
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"But hurry, this offer
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will be gone lickety-split."
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"Do evil laugh."
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Oh, um...
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(meek impression of Barney's laugh)
(silent laugh)
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So, what are you turds up to?
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Oh, we've got the big
LPC meeting in two days.
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I have my whole
presentation worked out.
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I just need to find a
good rhyme to end on.
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Why does it need to rhyme?
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Mm.
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If you end an argument
with a rhyme,
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it's convincing all the time.
- Yeah.
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It's why in
our apartment:
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If you're a-hopin'
to score,
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don't leave your socks
on the floor.
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And she hasn't since.
No.
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Okay, okay.
A couple of things.
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Lily, how'd I do?
Nailed it.
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(dry chuckle)
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Secondly, Ted,
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I'm sorry I said
mean things about Zoey.
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Are you really going to walk
away from this project
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just because you're mad at me?
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It's not because
I'm mad at you.
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Barney, The Arcadian
was designed
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by a guy named
John Clifford Larrabee.
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And even though he's been dead
for half a century,
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it's my duty,
architect to architect,
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to keep his work alive.
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Please tell me a little
part of you understands.
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I understand.
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Zoey has magic lady bits.
What?
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Zoey's lady bits...
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are magic, and that's
how she controls your mind.
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You see,
every few hundred millennia,
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lady bits leap forward...
I know
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you're only just
getting started,
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but this is
already gross.
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I once knew such a girl.
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BARNEY:
It was last call.
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In this very bar.
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What...?!
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No...
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What?!
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No...
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What?!
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Um...
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thank you for, um, not using
a first name in that story.
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Barney, this is
about the building.
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Come on. This is so
about the girl.
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Okay, fine.
It's about the girl!
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I am doing this for Zoey!
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I'm in love with her.
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Look, I know it's early,
but there's a very good chance
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Zoey might be the mother
of my children.
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So, in addition to doing this
for John Clifford Larrabee,
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I'm also doing this
for Luke and Leia.
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Wait. She's gonna let you
name your kids Luke and Leia?
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Not if I knock down her favorite
building, she isn't.
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Barney, I'm sorry.
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Oh, you're not sorry now,
Ted Mosby.
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But you will be.
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You... will... be.
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(evil laugh)
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(laughing harder and louder)
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That's how you do an evil laugh.
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Ciao for now.
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NARRATOR:
Now, kids, you remember Arthur Hobbs,
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Barney and Marshall'sold boss at GNB?
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Well, Arthur was going through
a divorce and taking it
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kind of hard.
Hi, Arthur.
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(sighs)
Everything okay?
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No, everything's not okay.
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My stupid wife got
custody of Tugboat.
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God, I should have
kept her hidden
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in a cage in the basement.
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Isn't that animal cruelty?
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I'm talking about my wife.
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Oh. That's fine, then.
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So listen, you know Ted,
the architect?
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Yeah, I know your friend Ted.
So,
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if Ted stood up at
that big meeting tomorrow
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and said that he thought The
Arcadian should be a landmark...
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you wouldn't just fire him,
would you?
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(laughs uncomfortably):
Right?
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You wouldn't just...
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You wouldn't just... yeah...
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No, Barney.
I wouldn't just fire him.
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I'd also fire you.
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Come again for Big Fudge?
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Can you believe that?!
I can't be unemployed, Robin!
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My job is my identity;
It's who I am.
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It gives me
the confidence I need
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to convince girls
I'm a fighter pilot.
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I-I don't understand.
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Why would he fire you?
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I don't understand.
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Why would you fire me?
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Have you already forgotten
how Mosby got that job?
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By being
the best architect available?
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No.
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By... being Latino?
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No. Let me refresh your memory.
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We were in this very room.
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Guys, I'm telling you,
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if Ted Mosby isn't fantastic,
fire me.
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Damn it!
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I was kidding?
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I'm not kidding!
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Oh, by the way, Arthur,
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uh, how are things
with you and your wife?
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Really good.
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In fact, I just put
all my assets in her name.
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Smartest thing I've ever done.
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BOTH: Damn it!
No,
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you'd better make sure Mosby
doesn't screw up tomorrow.
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Because either
that building is going down,
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or you're going down.
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TED:
They're going
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to fire him? That sucks.
He loves that job.
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And he's been doing it
for years.
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Okay, what does Barney
do at GNB?
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No idea.
He has a lot of keys.
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Okay, Ted, can you just please
think about this before you...
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There's nothing to think about.
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I-I can't lose Zoey.
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That's the only thing
that matters to me right now.
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Okay, Ted...
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you know I love Zoey.
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But, look, sometimes...
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I go play chess in the park.
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And the key to chess...
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Okay, I play online.
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But the key to chess...
Okay, it's Angry Birds!
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But the key to Angry Birds
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is to always try to see
every possible outcome.
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And to... hit some pigs
with rocks or something.
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I don't know; I don't play.
I can't get it to download.
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The point is,
this thing with you and Zoey?
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I can see it going
three possible ways.
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There's the first scenario.
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ROBIN:
The chairman asks you...
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Do you think The Arcadian
should be a landmark?
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You say...
No.
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And Zoey dumps you on the spot.
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We're done here.
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There's the second scenario.
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ROBIN:
The chairman asks you...
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Do you think The Arcadian
should be a landmark?
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You say...
Yes
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And you're happyfor, like, a second,
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until you realize the building
you helped save
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has just become a monument
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to everythingthis woman made you give up,
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and you resent her for it,
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so much so, in fact,that you dump her.
255
00:10:03,296 --> 00:10:04,496
We're done here.
256
00:10:04,497 --> 00:10:06,370
You said there was
a third scenario.
257
00:10:06,395 --> 00:10:07,533
Right.
258
00:10:07,534 --> 00:10:08,967
ROBIN:
The chairman asks you...
259
00:10:08,968 --> 00:10:11,403
Do you think The Arcadian
should be a landmark?
260
00:10:11,404 --> 00:10:13,488
But before you can answer...
261
00:10:13,489 --> 00:10:15,824
You're hit in the neck witha blow dart fired by the ninja
262
00:10:15,825 --> 00:10:18,377
Zoey's ex-husband hiredto assassinate you.
263
00:10:21,648 --> 00:10:23,615
That one's less likely.
264
00:10:24,217 --> 00:10:26,318
What I'm saying...
265
00:10:26,319 --> 00:10:28,654
what I hate saying...
266
00:10:28,655 --> 00:10:31,156
is this.
267
00:10:31,157 --> 00:10:33,091
You and Zoey are gonna break up.
268
00:10:33,092 --> 00:10:35,527
But you can still
save your career
269
00:10:35,528 --> 00:10:36,862
and Barney's.
270
00:10:37,830 --> 00:10:39,231
Okay, first of all,
271
00:10:39,232 --> 00:10:41,033
no ninja's getting a jump on me.
272
00:10:41,034 --> 00:10:44,403
I have the reflexes
of a jungle...
273
00:10:44,404 --> 00:10:45,871
Tree?
274
00:10:47,307 --> 00:10:48,574
Second of all,
275
00:10:48,575 --> 00:10:50,676
I don't care that the odds
are stacked against us.
276
00:10:50,677 --> 00:10:52,811
I'd rather try
to make this work with Zoey
277
00:10:52,812 --> 00:10:55,914
than spend the rest of my life
alone playing Angry Birds,
278
00:10:55,915 --> 00:10:57,082
which, by the way, I've shown
you how to download,
279
00:10:57,083 --> 00:10:59,251
like, 20 times.
I've got to say,
280
00:10:59,252 --> 00:11:00,686
I'm with Ted on this.
281
00:11:00,687 --> 00:11:01,920
Thank you.
I mean, yes,
282
00:11:01,921 --> 00:11:04,239
this is a huge,
divisive issue for them.
283
00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:06,191
Which means
no matter what happens,
284
00:11:06,192 --> 00:11:08,427
there's gonna be
a lot of resentment.
285
00:11:08,428 --> 00:11:09,695
Probably lasting
286
00:11:09,696 --> 00:11:11,229
for years...
287
00:11:11,230 --> 00:11:15,601
infecting every single moment of
the rest of their relationship.
288
00:11:15,602 --> 00:11:18,503
So, in conclusion,
I'm with Robin on this.
289
00:11:18,504 --> 00:11:20,272
Thank you.
290
00:11:20,273 --> 00:11:21,840
NARRATOR:
That night,
291
00:11:21,841 --> 00:11:24,076
as I slept soundly...
292
00:11:28,581 --> 00:11:29,932
(gasps)
293
00:11:29,933 --> 00:11:31,650
(panting)
294
00:11:31,651 --> 00:11:33,785
Barney, what are you doing?
295
00:11:33,786 --> 00:11:35,954
Who is this Barney?
296
00:11:35,955 --> 00:11:38,240
My name is
John Clifford Larrabee,
297
00:11:38,241 --> 00:11:40,292
architect of The Arcadian.
298
00:11:40,293 --> 00:11:41,293
And I am
299
00:11:41,294 --> 00:11:42,527
visiting you
300
00:11:42,528 --> 00:11:45,230
(ghostly moaning):
in a dream...
301
00:11:45,231 --> 00:11:47,432
Really? 'Cause it feels
more like my insane friend
302
00:11:47,433 --> 00:11:49,701
renting a costume
and breaking into my apartment
303
00:11:49,702 --> 00:11:51,169
in the middle of the night
304
00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:53,872
for what I wish
I could say was the first time.
305
00:11:53,873 --> 00:11:55,374
Look, it's a dream, it is.
306
00:11:55,375 --> 00:11:57,576
So just... okay?
307
00:11:59,379 --> 00:12:01,046
Theodore...
308
00:12:01,047 --> 00:12:02,781
heed my words:
309
00:12:02,782 --> 00:12:06,385
do not try to save
The Arcadian.
310
00:12:06,386 --> 00:12:07,686
Barney, there's condoms
in the drawer.
311
00:12:07,687 --> 00:12:08,937
Just take them and get out.
312
00:12:08,938 --> 00:12:11,156
(shouting dramatically):
I am not
313
00:12:11,157 --> 00:12:12,441
(ghostly moaning):
Barney...
314
00:12:12,442 --> 00:12:15,460
Whoa! Lighting change!
315
00:12:15,461 --> 00:12:20,165
Theodore, you know The Arcadian
is a badly built,
316
00:12:20,166 --> 00:12:23,068
architecturally unimportant
rat's nest
317
00:12:23,069 --> 00:12:25,871
designed by an overpaid,
plagiarizing ether addict
318
00:12:25,872 --> 00:12:27,539
with two thumbs.
319
00:12:27,540 --> 00:12:29,508
This guy.
320
00:12:29,509 --> 00:12:31,943
Okay, yes,
it's-it's a terrible building,
321
00:12:31,944 --> 00:12:35,080
but... does that mean
we have to knock it down?
322
00:12:35,081 --> 00:12:37,249
I mean, it's
not bothering anyone.
323
00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:39,518
Just anyone who lives in it.
324
00:12:39,519 --> 00:12:41,420
Or looks at it.
325
00:12:41,421 --> 00:12:43,088
Or smells it.
326
00:12:43,089 --> 00:12:46,591
New York is never finished,
Theodore.
327
00:12:46,592 --> 00:12:48,060
She's a lady
328
00:12:48,061 --> 00:12:51,096
only a handful of architects
ever get to dance with.
329
00:12:51,097 --> 00:12:52,464
Do not miss
330
00:12:52,465 --> 00:12:54,433
your turn.
331
00:12:56,769 --> 00:12:59,371
The Arcadian has to go,
doesn't it?
332
00:12:59,372 --> 00:13:00,572
Indeed.
333
00:13:00,573 --> 00:13:04,109
You realize this kind of
screws up my personal life.
334
00:13:04,110 --> 00:13:06,611
Mo' buildings, mo' problems.
335
00:13:09,582 --> 00:13:11,616
This is a dream, right?
336
00:13:11,617 --> 00:13:14,252
Because, Barney, I swear to God,
if that's you...
337
00:13:14,253 --> 00:13:15,120
(groans softly)
338
00:13:15,121 --> 00:13:17,389
(snaps fingers)
339
00:13:18,591 --> 00:13:22,394
Mommy's got
Magic Lady Bits, Ted.
340
00:13:22,395 --> 00:13:25,063
(panting):
Dream! Dream!
341
00:13:25,064 --> 00:13:26,832
It was just a dream.
342
00:13:26,833 --> 00:13:28,133
(panting)
343
00:13:28,134 --> 00:13:30,335
(groans, gasping)
344
00:13:33,005 --> 00:13:34,740
(exhales)
345
00:13:34,741 --> 00:13:36,808
? ?
346
00:13:46,018 --> 00:13:49,054
Hey. I know it's late,
but, uh...
347
00:13:49,055 --> 00:13:51,323
you want to meet up?
348
00:13:52,125 --> 00:13:53,592
ZOEY:
Hello, Mr. Lion.
349
00:13:53,593 --> 00:13:55,227
TED:
"Look on my works,
350
00:13:55,228 --> 00:13:58,930
ye mighty, and despair""
351
00:13:58,931 --> 00:14:03,068
Hey, I met you right...
352
00:14:05,371 --> 00:14:06,538
(laughs)
353
00:14:06,539 --> 00:14:07,756
...here.
354
00:14:07,757 --> 00:14:09,458
Right. And I mistook you
355
00:14:09,459 --> 00:14:11,259
for a prostitute right...
356
00:14:11,260 --> 00:14:13,211
here.
357
00:14:13,212 --> 00:14:14,880
As far as you know,
I still could be one.
358
00:14:14,881 --> 00:14:15,914
Ah.
And you,
359
00:14:15,915 --> 00:14:18,300
my good man, have
run up quite a tab.
360
00:14:23,255 --> 00:14:25,423
Worth every penny.
361
00:14:27,260 --> 00:14:28,860
(sighs): All right...
362
00:14:28,861 --> 00:14:30,312
this was fun.
363
00:14:32,265 --> 00:14:34,900
I'm gonna take this cab.
364
00:14:34,901 --> 00:14:36,601
Big day tomorrow.
365
00:14:36,602 --> 00:14:38,570
We need to get some sleep.
366
00:14:42,992 --> 00:14:45,343
And yet...
367
00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:48,113
No, we should get some sleep.
368
00:14:48,114 --> 00:14:50,248
But this was fun.
369
00:14:50,249 --> 00:14:51,616
Yeah.
370
00:14:51,617 --> 00:14:53,451
It's nice getting one last look
371
00:14:53,452 --> 00:14:55,487
to remember what
we're trying to save.
372
00:14:55,488 --> 00:14:58,824
Exactly.
373
00:14:59,659 --> 00:15:00,859
You okay?
374
00:15:00,860 --> 00:15:02,727
Yeah. Good night.
375
00:15:02,728 --> 00:15:07,499
HORVATH: Mr. Mosby, I'm goingto ask you one last time.
376
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:10,101
Should The Arcadianbe a landmark?
377
00:15:11,971 --> 00:15:14,573
No, it shouldn't be a landmark.
378
00:15:14,574 --> 00:15:15,507
(audience gasps)
379
00:15:15,508 --> 00:15:16,541
There are a lot
380
00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:18,243
of important buildings
in New York.
381
00:15:18,244 --> 00:15:20,045
The Arcadian isn't one of them.
382
00:15:24,817 --> 00:15:25,851
E-Excuse me,
383
00:15:25,852 --> 00:15:27,485
I have a question for Mr. Mosby.
384
00:15:27,486 --> 00:15:28,870
If he doesn't think
385
00:15:28,871 --> 00:15:32,791
The Arcadian's worth saving,
then whose voice is this?
386
00:15:32,792 --> 00:15:35,393
TED (on recorder):
The Arcadian should be a landmark.
387
00:15:35,394 --> 00:15:36,828
It should.
388
00:15:36,829 --> 00:15:39,865
The lion head stonework
is iconic.
389
00:15:40,867 --> 00:15:42,100
I hate working for GNB.
390
00:15:42,101 --> 00:15:43,335
They're a bunch of...
391
00:15:43,336 --> 00:15:45,337
wieners and gonads.
392
00:15:45,338 --> 00:15:46,171
(all gasp)
393
00:15:46,172 --> 00:15:47,372
Oh, heavens!
394
00:15:47,373 --> 00:15:49,074
My stars!
395
00:15:49,075 --> 00:15:50,976
Is that your voice, Mr. Mosby?
396
00:15:55,681 --> 00:15:57,983
Yeah, that's me.
397
00:16:02,924 --> 00:16:04,891
This is a nightmare.
I can't believe
398
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:05,955
she kept that tape.
399
00:16:05,956 --> 00:16:06,923
The LPC's gonna
400
00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:08,591
come back with a decision
tomorrow,
401
00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:09,859
and based on today...
402
00:16:09,860 --> 00:16:11,627
They're gonna landmark
the hell out of that place.
403
00:16:11,628 --> 00:16:13,963
Yeah. We'll end up
out of a job,
404
00:16:13,964 --> 00:16:18,568
all thanks to some stupid,
only sort of awesome lion head.
405
00:16:18,569 --> 00:16:20,370
Better get used
to that lion head.
406
00:16:20,371 --> 00:16:24,307
As of tomorrow, it's gonna be
there till the end of times.
407
00:16:24,308 --> 00:16:27,143
And all because
of my sweet, sweet rhymes.
408
00:16:28,646 --> 00:16:30,914
What are we gonna do?
409
00:16:33,217 --> 00:16:36,486
We should buy a bar.
BARNEY: We should totally buy a bar!
410
00:16:36,487 --> 00:16:38,154
We should absolutely
totally buy a bar!
411
00:16:38,155 --> 00:16:39,823
It's really the only
sensible idea right now.
412
00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:41,124
MARSHALL:
Oh, oh, and ready?
413
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,492
It's a theme bar.
414
00:16:42,493 --> 00:16:43,526
TED:
Mm!
415
00:16:43,527 --> 00:16:44,561
It's a courtroom.
416
00:16:44,562 --> 00:16:46,613
Yes!
Ah!
417
00:16:46,614 --> 00:16:49,799
Where the bartenders
wear sexy judges' robes.
418
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,434
I'll allow it!
419
00:16:51,435 --> 00:16:53,837
The only court where you
show up, then get served.
420
00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:54,837
Ho!
421
00:16:54,838 --> 00:16:57,107
You're judged by a jury
of your beers.
422
00:16:57,108 --> 00:16:58,024
That's not bad.
423
00:16:58,025 --> 00:16:59,042
Just stop it!
424
00:16:59,043 --> 00:17:00,110
No one's buying a bar.
425
00:17:00,111 --> 00:17:01,695
Right now we have
a little problem.
426
00:17:01,696 --> 00:17:03,513
Let's just think
of a solution.
427
00:17:03,514 --> 00:17:05,482
Lily, it's over.
428
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,150
The good guys lost.
429
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,819
I don't know, homegirl
is pretty diabolical.
430
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:12,889
If there is a plan
that'll get us out of this,
431
00:17:12,890 --> 00:17:15,992
it's somewhere
inside this butter churn.
432
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:18,128
She'll think of it.
433
00:17:18,129 --> 00:17:20,930
I'm just gonna sit here...
434
00:17:20,931 --> 00:17:22,882
and watch it happen.
435
00:17:25,269 --> 00:17:26,970
And she's got it!
436
00:17:26,971 --> 00:17:28,555
Lily, what's the plan?
437
00:17:28,556 --> 00:17:31,207
(groans)
Oh, this ought to be good.
438
00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:33,343
And then Lily told us her plan.
439
00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:36,346
Oh, this is good!
440
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:38,281
We have to find
Arthur right now.
441
00:17:38,282 --> 00:17:40,016
(shudders)
442
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:42,852
What is so difficult
about this?!
443
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:44,554
Tugboat figured this out
in, like, five minutes.
444
00:17:44,555 --> 00:17:46,289
This is bush league!
445
00:17:46,290 --> 00:17:47,557
BARNEY:
Hey, Arthur!
446
00:17:47,558 --> 00:17:49,559
Oh, cute dog!
447
00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:52,362
No! Tugboat, my other dog,
that was a cute dog.
448
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:55,865
This little disappointment is
nothing but a cheap facsimile.
449
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,133
I said it!
450
00:17:57,134 --> 00:17:58,735
Yeah, my love is
reserved for dogs
451
00:17:58,736 --> 00:18:00,603
that go to the bathroom
on command
452
00:18:00,604 --> 00:18:02,605
instead of wasting my time!
453
00:18:02,606 --> 00:18:05,442
BARNEY:
Listen, Arthur, Marshall's wife
454
00:18:05,443 --> 00:18:09,279
has an idea for how we can
save not saving The Arcadian.
455
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:10,630
Oh, his wife has an idea.
456
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:12,215
Let me tell you
about wives, okay?
457
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,634
They leave you and take
your best friend with them.
458
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:15,885
You're not Tugboat!
459
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:18,455
You'll never be Tugboat!
460
00:18:19,523 --> 00:18:22,559
(stammers, pants):
Uh...
461
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,926
Hey, Arthur?
462
00:18:31,535 --> 00:18:35,121
I guess this one's
kind of cute or whatever.
463
00:18:36,173 --> 00:18:39,075
So... so what's the idea?
464
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:42,045
Okay, first hear
my demands. One,
465
00:18:42,046 --> 00:18:44,447
Ted and Barney
keep their jobs.
466
00:18:44,448 --> 00:18:47,150
Two, when you guys do finally
blow up The Arcadian,
467
00:18:47,151 --> 00:18:49,252
one of them gets
to push the button.
468
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:51,254
Dibs.
Dibs.
469
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,173
Fine! What's the idea?
470
00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:55,024
Well...
Kids, for legal reasons,
471
00:18:55,025 --> 00:18:57,060
I have to skipthis part of the story
472
00:18:57,061 --> 00:18:58,795
and jump aheadto the next night,
473
00:18:58,796 --> 00:19:00,296
as the LandmarksPreservation Commission
474
00:19:00,297 --> 00:19:01,531
gave their verdict.
475
00:19:01,532 --> 00:19:02,532
Last night,
476
00:19:02,533 --> 00:19:04,200
this committee took a vote,
477
00:19:04,201 --> 00:19:07,837
and while we have all felt
from the very beginning that
478
00:19:07,838 --> 00:19:09,205
The Arcadian is,
479
00:19:09,206 --> 00:19:11,841
(chuckles):
well, an eyesore...
480
00:19:11,842 --> 00:19:15,044
Mr. Mosby's surprising testimony
481
00:19:15,045 --> 00:19:17,113
about the lion's headstonework
482
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:20,049
left us no choicebut to declare it...
483
00:19:20,050 --> 00:19:21,784
a landmark.
484
00:19:23,387 --> 00:19:25,455
(gavel pounding)
485
00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:29,259
But then, something else
happened last night.
486
00:19:29,260 --> 00:19:31,294
That same lion's head
487
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:32,495
stonework...
488
00:19:32,496 --> 00:19:35,398
(electric tool whirring)
489
00:19:35,399 --> 00:19:36,366
...disappeared.
490
00:19:36,367 --> 00:19:38,935
(audience gasps)
So...
491
00:19:38,936 --> 00:19:41,638
that makes our job
a little easier.
492
00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:43,339
Motion denied.
493
00:19:43,340 --> 00:19:44,607
(gavel pounds)
494
00:19:44,608 --> 00:19:48,211
(preservationists groan,
GNB people applaud and cheer)
495
00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:54,117
Zoey...
496
00:19:54,118 --> 00:19:55,351
Zoey!
497
00:19:56,370 --> 00:19:59,122
All right, what do you have
to say for yourself?
498
00:19:59,123 --> 00:20:00,723
(sighs)
499
00:20:00,724 --> 00:20:02,125
I don't know.
500
00:20:02,126 --> 00:20:05,562
Sometimes... things
have to fall apart
501
00:20:05,563 --> 00:20:08,765
to make way for better things.
502
00:20:18,075 --> 00:20:19,409
We're done here.
503
00:20:19,410 --> 00:20:23,110
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