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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:46,236 --> 00:01:47,150 Alright alright so, 2 00:01:47,237 --> 00:01:48,717 Sam's lunch came today. 3 00:01:48,804 --> 00:01:51,111 He ordered a chicken Caesar salad. 4 00:01:51,198 --> 00:01:53,983 We have his Caesar salad. We took the chicken out, 5 00:01:54,070 --> 00:01:55,463 and we're going to replace it 6 00:01:55,550 --> 00:01:56,986 with dog food before he gets here, 7 00:01:57,073 --> 00:01:58,422 and see if he notices. 8 00:01:58,509 --> 00:01:59,789 Alright, let's add some dog food. 9 00:02:03,949 --> 00:02:05,603 Hey Sam, here's your salad. 10 00:02:05,690 --> 00:02:07,431 Oh, thanks. You're not eatin' nothing? 11 00:02:07,518 --> 00:02:08,780 Nah, I didn't order anything. 12 00:02:08,867 --> 00:02:10,391 I'll just watch you eat lunch. 13 00:02:12,044 --> 00:02:14,873 Look at us, just two guys hangin' out and havin' lunch. 14 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:17,548 I mean one guy's havin' lunch, I'm not, 15 00:02:17,572 --> 00:02:19,400 I'm not eatin' nothin'. 16 00:02:19,487 --> 00:02:21,029 You just like watchin' me eat lunch, huh? 17 00:02:21,053 --> 00:02:22,707 Yeah, I like watching you eat lunch. 18 00:02:22,794 --> 00:02:24,405 Look at this salad. I'm eatin' healthy. 19 00:02:24,492 --> 00:02:25,754 Yeah, I'm proud of you. 20 00:02:25,841 --> 00:02:27,669 Oh, oh, what's that in the salad? 21 00:02:27,756 --> 00:02:29,061 Is that chicken? 22 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,454 It's chicken, yeah. 23 00:02:30,541 --> 00:02:31,803 It looks a little... dry. 24 00:02:31,890 --> 00:02:33,414 It is a little dry. 25 00:02:33,501 --> 00:02:34,676 That's weird. The menu said 26 00:02:34,763 --> 00:02:37,157 it was supposed to be... moist. 27 00:02:37,244 --> 00:02:39,463 The menu said it was supposed to be moist? 28 00:02:39,550 --> 00:02:41,944 Yeah, it said it was supposed to be moist! 29 00:02:43,511 --> 00:02:44,338 What are you laughing about? 30 00:02:44,425 --> 00:02:45,817 Why are you laughing? 31 00:02:45,904 --> 00:02:47,602 April Fools, [bleep] face! 32 00:02:47,689 --> 00:02:49,125 Am I eating [bleep] dog food? 33 00:02:49,212 --> 00:02:50,561 Is this a joke? What the [bleep]? 34 00:04:16,778 --> 00:04:22,740 Fuck this shit, fuck this shit. 35 00:04:22,827 --> 00:04:26,178 Fuck this shit, fuck... 36 00:04:27,963 --> 00:04:30,270 this shit 37 00:04:30,357 --> 00:04:33,273 Fuck this shit. 38 00:04:35,013 --> 00:04:39,104 Fuck this shit. 39 00:04:57,819 --> 00:05:01,170 Louie! You left the dog outside again. 40 00:05:01,257 --> 00:05:02,432 I know I did! 41 00:05:02,519 --> 00:05:03,999 I'm bringing him in! 42 00:05:04,086 --> 00:05:07,045 Don't bring that goddamn dog... 43 00:05:07,132 --> 00:05:10,353 back in this goddamn house! 44 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:12,268 He's gonna get eaten by coyotes. 45 00:05:12,355 --> 00:05:14,836 Do you want to have a funeral for our dog? 46 00:05:14,923 --> 00:05:17,882 I'm bringing the dog back in. 47 00:05:43,517 --> 00:05:45,083 Are you really, 48 00:05:45,170 --> 00:05:47,999 really gonna put that dog outside right now, Louie? 49 00:06:43,185 --> 00:06:44,229 Chas? 50 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:14,912 Stop! You better not bring 51 00:07:14,999 --> 00:07:16,436 that dog back in here! 52 00:07:19,090 --> 00:07:21,832 Dude, what is going on? 53 00:07:21,919 --> 00:07:23,268 Are you okay? 54 00:07:23,355 --> 00:07:24,835 Yeah, I'm-I'm fine. 55 00:07:24,922 --> 00:07:26,358 Oh. 56 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:30,275 Do I-Do I not seem okay? 57 00:07:32,713 --> 00:07:35,150 Yeah, I'm okay. I mean, I, I know I look, 58 00:07:35,237 --> 00:07:37,892 like, fucked up, but... 59 00:07:37,979 --> 00:07:39,807 No, no, you look, 60 00:07:39,894 --> 00:07:41,591 you look fine. 61 00:07:41,678 --> 00:07:45,639 I mean I'm, I'm not on drugs or anything. 62 00:07:45,726 --> 00:07:48,424 Okay... um, that's, that's good! 63 00:07:49,904 --> 00:07:51,664 You're just freaked out because you've never seen me 64 00:07:51,688 --> 00:07:54,865 -with my hair this short. -Oh, yeah. 65 00:07:54,952 --> 00:07:56,301 Maybe. 66 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,524 What's going on? Why are you here? 67 00:08:02,656 --> 00:08:04,919 Just wanted to see you. 68 00:08:05,006 --> 00:08:06,268 I hope that's okay. 69 00:08:09,445 --> 00:08:11,229 Where'd you park? 70 00:08:11,316 --> 00:08:13,667 I took the train. 71 00:08:13,754 --> 00:08:16,583 Yeah, they don't trust me with the car. 72 00:08:19,847 --> 00:08:21,718 -Do you live here alone? -Oh, you know what? 73 00:08:21,805 --> 00:08:24,808 I live with my friend, um... Robbie. 74 00:08:24,895 --> 00:08:29,160 Oh, oh, Robbie... a male friend. 75 00:08:29,247 --> 00:08:30,553 Are you two like, um... 76 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,381 He's at his girlfriend's house right now. 77 00:08:32,468 --> 00:08:35,558 Do you usually take the knife out when he's away? 78 00:08:35,645 --> 00:08:38,953 No. I thought that someone was trying to break in earlier! 79 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:40,084 Oh. 80 00:08:41,172 --> 00:08:43,392 That's fucked up. 81 00:08:43,479 --> 00:08:44,524 Yeah. 82 00:08:46,090 --> 00:08:48,266 I-I don't know, I was like probably just seeing shit, 83 00:08:48,353 --> 00:08:49,920 to be honest. 84 00:08:50,007 --> 00:08:52,488 Byproduct of the kind bud. 85 00:08:54,577 --> 00:08:55,578 Yeah... 86 00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:00,900 Well, uh, good thing you got that outta the way 87 00:09:00,931 --> 00:09:01,976 before I showed up. 88 00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:09,200 I-I didn't know that you were showing up... 89 00:09:09,287 --> 00:09:10,941 Hey, I'm fucking with you. 90 00:09:12,377 --> 00:09:13,422 Don't worry about it. 91 00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:23,519 You are still so skinny. 92 00:09:23,606 --> 00:09:26,348 You're still cool and you wear glasses. 93 00:09:26,435 --> 00:09:29,307 -Well, I still hate contacts... -And I still hate contact, so. 94 00:09:30,831 --> 00:09:33,355 Well, you hugged me, so. 95 00:09:45,541 --> 00:09:47,325 Oh, man... 96 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:54,637 Oh, God... 97 00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:58,989 You should've seen me after my first big panic attack. 98 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:05,039 Oh, God. 99 00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:08,085 They put me on Lexapro, which increased my appetite, 100 00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:11,611 so, I gained like, like twenty pounds. 101 00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:14,918 But I looked, um... I looked great! 102 00:10:15,745 --> 00:10:16,920 Yeah, thick even. 103 00:10:18,443 --> 00:10:20,315 So, you're not on Lexapro now? 104 00:10:20,402 --> 00:10:22,317 No, I'm-I'm not on anything anymore. 105 00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:24,319 That's good. 106 00:10:26,451 --> 00:10:28,628 Right? That's good? 107 00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:29,716 Yeah, it's good. 108 00:10:37,506 --> 00:10:39,769 So... you... how'd you know... 109 00:10:39,856 --> 00:10:42,250 -So do you like... Sorry. -Sorry. 110 00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:43,381 No, you-you go. 111 00:10:44,469 --> 00:10:47,908 Just like, um... you know about my current situation, right? 112 00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:52,086 My mom told me, like, a basic summary. 113 00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:55,785 Well, allow me to give you the full Wiki article. 114 00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:57,874 Which are basically summaries. 115 00:11:01,225 --> 00:11:02,966 Wow. 116 00:11:03,053 --> 00:11:05,229 Always busting my chops, 117 00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:06,970 even when I'm trying to be real with you. 118 00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:11,845 No, I'm... I'm so sorry, I'm just... 119 00:11:11,932 --> 00:11:13,629 Hey, I'm fucking with you. 120 00:11:15,065 --> 00:11:16,371 Relax. 121 00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:24,858 Yeah, the anxiety started spring semester 122 00:11:24,945 --> 00:11:26,120 of my junior year. 123 00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:29,471 I was on my way to this restaurant that I liked 124 00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:31,386 near school called the, um, 125 00:11:31,473 --> 00:11:33,475 The Kicking Crab. 126 00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:34,955 Cool name. 127 00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:36,783 Yeah, you would like that name. 128 00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:40,134 What? 129 00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:43,441 What? 130 00:11:43,528 --> 00:11:44,660 Like what do you mean? 131 00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:47,857 I mean, like, you would like that name, 132 00:11:47,881 --> 00:11:49,317 like, it's a goofy name. 133 00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:53,451 -The fuck is wrong with you? -Sorry, I don't know why... 134 00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:57,281 Please, go on. 135 00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:59,022 It's okay. 136 00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:00,545 Um. 137 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:02,722 Anyway, 138 00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:08,423 I'm on my way to The Kicking Crab. 139 00:12:10,207 --> 00:12:11,252 I was driving... 140 00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:15,038 and I put on the car radio 141 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:18,607 and "Carry the Zero" by Built to Spill came on. 142 00:12:18,694 --> 00:12:21,262 Which made me think of you, 143 00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:25,527 which made me start crying. 144 00:12:27,703 --> 00:12:29,661 And while I was crying, 145 00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:33,143 I started thinking about crying. 146 00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:38,496 And then I thought about that thought... 147 00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:42,544 and all the thoughts I was having. 148 00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:47,244 I was thinking about thinking. 149 00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:52,075 There's a word for that... um... 150 00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:54,338 "Metacognition" I think is... is what they call it? 151 00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:55,687 Yeah. 152 00:12:56,688 --> 00:13:00,823 And I was so unfocused on driving that I, uh, 153 00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:03,391 crashed into a big sign in front of the restaurant 154 00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:04,958 shaped like a crab. 155 00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:27,154 I could've died! 156 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,421 But, um... but I'm fine now. 157 00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:39,993 I mean, I wasn't fine for, like, 158 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,864 a really long time after that. 159 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:47,391 I started, um... 160 00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:50,525 getting into some heavy shit to kind of, like, 161 00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:51,656 shut my brain off. 162 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,225 But uh... 163 00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:56,552 But yeah, I think I'm fine now. 164 00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:04,495 So, you-you think it's gonna stick this time? 165 00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:06,541 This time? What do you mean? 166 00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:10,675 Didn't you just get out of rehab... 167 00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:13,200 again? 168 00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:19,902 Oh, yeah. 169 00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:21,773 Oh, yeah. Um... 170 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:23,863 yeah. 171 00:14:25,342 --> 00:14:27,214 Yeah, it was a real positive experience. 172 00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:29,869 Um. 173 00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:31,609 And yeah, I think it'll stick this time. 174 00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:36,745 But sometimes you, um... 175 00:14:36,832 --> 00:14:38,965 can't anticipate the bend in the river. 176 00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:49,540 Is that like something they say there? 177 00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:55,242 Yeah, no, I, I think I read that somewhere. 178 00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:57,070 Huckleberry Finn, maybe...? 179 00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:58,743 Hey, well, if you ever need to talk to me about anything, 180 00:14:58,767 --> 00:14:59,811 I'm here. 181 00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:06,906 I am talking to you... 182 00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:07,994 right now. 183 00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:12,476 No, yeah, I know, I like... 184 00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:14,348 but just, you know, if um... 185 00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:18,091 if you need anything. 186 00:15:31,582 --> 00:15:34,934 What do you need? 187 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,197 You know, like, uh... 188 00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:41,331 why are you here? 189 00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:01,177 So, like, um, part of my recovery... 190 00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:02,787 -Mm-hmm. -is that I have to make 191 00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:05,703 amends with people I wronged while I was using. 192 00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:10,404 And honestly, I wasn't really sure if you'd wanna see me 193 00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:13,146 so I, um, got your address from Grace. 194 00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:14,930 You could've just texted me. 195 00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:17,106 I wasn't sure if you'd respond. 196 00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:21,154 And I felt like I, I owed it to you to make amends 197 00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:22,590 face to face. 198 00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:25,332 You don't owe me anything. 199 00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:27,377 What do you mean? 200 00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:32,469 The last time that I saw you... 201 00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:36,560 was before you started using. 202 00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:42,784 Oh my God. 203 00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:48,181 Fuck. 204 00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:51,706 Fuck. 205 00:16:51,793 --> 00:16:52,881 Yeah, right. 206 00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:56,711 Right, right. 207 00:16:58,887 --> 00:16:59,931 Fuck. 208 00:17:01,585 --> 00:17:02,847 Fuck. 209 00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:08,853 It's been a while, huh? 210 00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:13,075 Yeah, I mean, like... 211 00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:16,644 if anyone should be making amends, it... 212 00:17:16,731 --> 00:17:18,385 it should be me, right? 213 00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:19,473 No. 214 00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:22,215 No, you don't have to do that again. 215 00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:25,435 Been there, done that. 216 00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,051 So how have you been? 217 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,011 I hear you're dating a guy named Robbie? 218 00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:54,595 ♪ I see you... ♪ 219 00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:58,860 ♪ Checkin' out my bod, I'm Ichabod Crane ♪ 220 00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:05,693 ♪ Driving all of Sleepy Hollow insane ♪ 221 00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:13,614 ♪ The other men are more or less the same ♪ 222 00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:20,403 ♪ But me, cherie, you know I can't be tamed ♪ 223 00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:28,716 ♪ I'm Ichabod Crane ♪ 224 00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:34,722 ♪ Yes, that is my name ♪ 225 00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:37,377 And then I think I should do a big wink. 226 00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:39,553 -A big what? -A big goofy wink. 227 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:40,640 Like this. 228 00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:43,098 You know, like, I think I'm hot stuff. 229 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,558 'Cuz the dude is a dink, 230 00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:46,864 and the bigger the wink, the bigger the dink, 231 00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:48,170 or so I've been told, 232 00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:49,737 by you. 233 00:18:49,824 --> 00:18:50,931 I've never said that to you. 234 00:18:50,955 --> 00:18:52,218 Yeah, you have! 235 00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:54,307 -Haley, back me up here. -Yeah, it's true. 236 00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:56,396 You say it like, all the time. 237 00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:57,919 It's not true. 238 00:18:58,006 --> 00:19:00,008 And don't do the wink. It's too over the top. 239 00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:03,881 Starting again, no stopping. 240 00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:06,188 Over the top? It's good! 241 00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:07,537 -From the top! -Oh my God, 242 00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:09,365 you're obsessed with tops. 243 00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:11,106 "From the top! Over the top!" 244 00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:13,152 "Take off your top!" 245 00:19:14,457 --> 00:19:15,806 Uh... 246 00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:17,634 Hey, man, she said it, not me. 247 00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:23,074 You two are the same to me. 248 00:19:24,075 --> 00:19:25,075 It's true. 249 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,991 Ew, no it isn't! 250 00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:28,341 Okay, fuck you! 251 00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:29,559 Hey! 252 00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:37,350 Alright. From the top-. 253 00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:46,489 ♪ I see you ♪ 254 00:19:46,576 --> 00:19:51,320 ♪ Checkin' out my bod I'm Ichabod Crane ♪ 255 00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:58,458 ♪ Driving all of Sleepy Hollow insane ♪ 256 00:19:58,545 --> 00:20:00,155 I saw that. 257 00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:04,377 ♪ The other men are more or less the same ♪ 258 00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:11,993 ♪ But me, cherie, you know I can't be tamed ♪ 259 00:20:13,647 --> 00:20:17,781 ♪ I'm Ichabod Crane ♪ 260 00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:25,354 ♪ Yes, that is my name ♪ 261 00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:34,842 ♪ I'm Ichabod Crane ♪ 262 00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:37,627 ♪ I wink so much, I'm in pain ♪ 263 00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:39,150 ♪ I'm goin' crazy in the head ♪ 264 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,892 ♪ I'm Wink-abod Pain ♪ 265 00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:43,416 ♪ I'm Ichabod Crane ♪ 266 00:20:43,503 --> 00:20:45,896 ♪ I wink so much, I'm in pain ♪ 267 00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:47,463 ♪ Ow! Ow! Ow! ♪ 268 00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:49,770 ♪ I'm Wink-abod Pain ♪ 269 00:20:49,857 --> 00:20:51,946 ♪ I'm gonna wink at you today ♪ 270 00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:53,904 ♪ I wink so much, I'm in-Crane ♪ 271 00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:55,906 ♪ I'm gonna wink at your mom ♪ 272 00:20:55,993 --> 00:20:58,082 ♪ I'm Wink-abod Crane ♪ 273 00:20:58,169 --> 00:21:00,041 ♪ And I'll wink at your dad ♪ 274 00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:02,043 ♪ I wink so much, I'm in-Crane ♪ 275 00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:03,130 ♪ I'm gonna... ♪ 276 00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:05,655 Come on, J.D.! 277 00:21:05,742 --> 00:21:07,004 Dottie is gonna be there. 278 00:21:07,091 --> 00:21:09,964 I... I'm tired, it's Thursday. 279 00:21:10,051 --> 00:21:11,444 Oh, right. 280 00:21:11,531 --> 00:21:12,967 It's a Thursday! 281 00:21:13,054 --> 00:21:15,143 Oh, yes, that's a good point, it is a Thursday. 282 00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:18,538 If Dottie is there, you know what that means? 283 00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:22,063 A kind bud with the kind bud. 284 00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:26,067 And I'm not talkin' Budweiser if that's what you're thinking. 285 00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:27,677 Wasn't what I was thinking. 286 00:21:27,764 --> 00:21:29,679 Or Air Bud if that's what you were thinking. 287 00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:30,767 No. 288 00:21:31,986 --> 00:21:33,553 I was actually thinking of Bud Cort. 289 00:21:36,947 --> 00:21:38,601 -Who? -What the fuck? 290 00:21:38,688 --> 00:21:41,125 From Harold and Maude? The movie you made me watch? 291 00:21:41,212 --> 00:21:44,433 I was talking about weed, like, are you dumb? 292 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,716 And what do you mean we "made you watch" Harold and Maude? 293 00:21:46,740 --> 00:21:48,394 You liked it, you pervert. 294 00:21:48,481 --> 00:21:50,178 I can't believe you're doing this to us. 295 00:21:50,265 --> 00:21:51,721 We've been talking about going to the water tower all week, 296 00:21:51,745 --> 00:21:53,137 -you pervert. -I'm sorry 297 00:21:53,224 --> 00:21:54,530 for pulling out, but... 298 00:21:54,617 --> 00:21:57,577 Pulling out? 299 00:21:57,664 --> 00:22:00,449 So you're just pulling out like a responsible boyfriend? 300 00:22:00,536 --> 00:22:02,973 Okay, I'm sorry for backing out, but... 301 00:22:03,060 --> 00:22:04,386 Dude, if you don't come out with us tonight, 302 00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:06,194 your new nickname will be, 303 00:22:06,281 --> 00:22:09,850 uh... 304 00:22:09,937 --> 00:22:11,373 Take your time. 305 00:22:11,460 --> 00:22:12,916 I want it to be something about his dick. 306 00:22:12,940 --> 00:22:14,376 Like "Ugly Dick." 307 00:22:14,463 --> 00:22:16,030 Again, take your time. 308 00:22:16,117 --> 00:22:23,124 Uh... 309 00:22:24,168 --> 00:22:25,387 "Needle Dick!" 310 00:22:25,474 --> 00:22:26,519 That is pretty good. 311 00:22:26,606 --> 00:22:27,998 J.D.! 312 00:22:28,085 --> 00:22:30,523 My poor baby. Are they being mean to you? 313 00:22:30,610 --> 00:22:32,742 He's actually going by "N.D." now. 314 00:22:32,829 --> 00:22:33,917 "Non-Disclosure?" 315 00:22:34,004 --> 00:22:35,745 "Needle Dick." 316 00:22:35,832 --> 00:22:38,444 -Why would you tell her that? -You guys. 317 00:22:38,531 --> 00:22:40,204 What? He pulled it out and showed it to us. 318 00:22:40,228 --> 00:22:41,379 Yeah, we also just found out that pulling out 319 00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:42,622 is his signature move. 320 00:22:42,709 --> 00:22:44,101 You say that like it's a bad thing. 321 00:22:44,188 --> 00:22:45,818 And that he doesn't wanna hang out with us 322 00:22:45,842 --> 00:22:47,762 at the water tower tonight, for no good reason... 323 00:22:47,801 --> 00:22:50,760 I think we should normalize "being tired" as a good reason. 324 00:22:50,847 --> 00:22:53,676 I thought the reason was that it's Thursday. 325 00:22:53,763 --> 00:22:55,809 What if I told you that I risked my life 326 00:22:55,896 --> 00:22:58,377 acquiring Jack Daniel's for this very occasion? 327 00:22:58,464 --> 00:23:00,204 For you, your namesake? 328 00:23:00,291 --> 00:23:03,425 It's not my... I don't know why I'm clarifying this. 329 00:23:03,512 --> 00:23:05,688 Uh, yeah, because your name is "Needle Dick." 330 00:23:05,775 --> 00:23:08,430 What if I go? Will you go? 331 00:23:08,517 --> 00:23:10,606 Genuinely, I just am really tired, I... 332 00:23:10,693 --> 00:23:13,479 Please? How many more times are we gonna be able to do this? 333 00:23:13,566 --> 00:23:15,219 I... 334 00:23:15,306 --> 00:23:17,047 For me? 335 00:23:17,134 --> 00:23:18,179 Come on. 336 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,096 I'll go for, like, an hour. 337 00:23:22,183 --> 00:23:24,011 -Whoa! -What the hell? 338 00:23:24,098 --> 00:23:27,449 Emilie says she'll go and then all of the sudden... 339 00:23:27,536 --> 00:23:28,972 All of "a" sudden. 340 00:23:29,059 --> 00:23:30,626 What the fuck. What the fuck? 341 00:23:31,627 --> 00:23:32,846 No. It's all of "the" sudden. 342 00:23:32,933 --> 00:23:34,325 No. It's all of "a" sudden." 343 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:35,588 No. It's all of "the" sudden! 344 00:23:35,675 --> 00:23:37,372 No. It's all of "a" sudden! 345 00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:39,139 -All of "the" sudden. -All of "a" sudden. 346 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,612 -All of "the" sudden! -All of "a" sudden. 347 00:23:40,636 --> 00:23:41,700 Wait, sorry, all of "the" sudden 348 00:23:41,724 --> 00:23:43,291 it's all of "a" sudden? 349 00:23:43,378 --> 00:23:44,790 All of this sudden, all of that sudden. 350 00:23:44,814 --> 00:23:46,729 It's, oh my God, it's wabbit season! 351 00:23:46,816 --> 00:23:48,209 Oh my God, it's duck season! 352 00:23:48,296 --> 00:23:49,602 -Wabbit season! -Oh my God, 353 00:23:49,689 --> 00:23:51,057 -it's duck season! -Who's on first? 354 00:23:51,081 --> 00:23:52,605 Who's on first! 355 00:23:52,692 --> 00:23:54,824 You're listening to K.R.E.M. 356 00:23:54,911 --> 00:23:57,348 Santa Mira Public Radio. 357 00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:58,785 Careful driving this evening 358 00:23:58,872 --> 00:24:00,917 as the fog is rolling in tonight. 359 00:24:01,004 --> 00:24:03,224 We're in the heat of pixie season right now, 360 00:24:03,311 --> 00:24:06,662 so, if you've yet to pick up a pixie or sip on pixie pop, 361 00:24:06,749 --> 00:24:08,751 make sure to swing by Shamrock Farms 362 00:24:08,838 --> 00:24:11,101 while the citrus is still with us. 363 00:24:11,188 --> 00:24:12,668 As we like to say here... 364 00:24:12,755 --> 00:24:14,148 What day are you leaving? 365 00:24:14,235 --> 00:24:16,019 Twenty-seventh. You're the twenty-eighth? 366 00:24:16,106 --> 00:24:17,606 Don't act like you didn't already know. 367 00:24:17,630 --> 00:24:19,762 Yeah, okay, asshole. Right back 'atcha. 368 00:24:19,849 --> 00:24:22,156 A whole day without you. What will I do? 369 00:24:22,243 --> 00:24:24,724 I don't know. All the things I hold you back from doing? 370 00:24:24,811 --> 00:24:26,508 Eating and taking a shit. 371 00:24:26,595 --> 00:24:28,834 Yeah, who am I gonna force to be constipated from now on? 372 00:24:28,858 --> 00:24:30,445 Finally gonna have time to comb your hair. 373 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:32,253 Stop it! 374 00:24:32,340 --> 00:24:33,820 -God. -Oh, I'm so sorry. 375 00:24:35,082 --> 00:24:36,562 Oh, I'm such a pain. 376 00:24:36,649 --> 00:24:38,346 Yeah. 377 00:24:39,695 --> 00:24:41,697 Wait, What the fuck? 378 00:24:41,784 --> 00:24:43,264 Are they really going up without us? 379 00:24:44,831 --> 00:24:46,093 Do they not notice us? 380 00:24:47,660 --> 00:24:49,270 Their lack of spatial awareness 381 00:24:49,357 --> 00:24:51,185 is gonna make tonight go even better. 382 00:24:51,272 --> 00:24:52,945 Yeah, or worse, if they can't even see two feet 383 00:24:52,969 --> 00:24:54,667 in front of them when it's light out. 384 00:24:54,754 --> 00:24:57,321 We'll just get Grace to get like right up in J.D.'s face 385 00:24:57,408 --> 00:24:58,888 That's gonna blow it. 386 00:24:58,975 --> 00:25:00,150 Our makeup isn't that good. 387 00:25:01,195 --> 00:25:02,892 "Our" makeup? 388 00:25:02,979 --> 00:25:06,330 It was my makeup and how dare you. 389 00:25:06,417 --> 00:25:08,550 -Alright. -I'm leaving. 390 00:25:14,164 --> 00:25:15,818 Wow. Look at those three. 391 00:25:15,905 --> 00:25:17,994 What good kids we've raised. 392 00:25:18,081 --> 00:25:20,127 I sometimes think they raised us. 393 00:25:20,214 --> 00:25:22,235 Well, it's easy to think that. We did name them "Mom," "Dad", 394 00:25:22,259 --> 00:25:23,478 and "Grandma", after all. 395 00:25:27,090 --> 00:25:28,135 Um. 396 00:25:34,663 --> 00:25:36,926 Do you think they're even talking about anything up there 397 00:25:37,013 --> 00:25:39,189 or are they just like walking in complete silence? 398 00:25:39,276 --> 00:25:41,104 Oh, they're definitely not talking. 399 00:25:41,191 --> 00:25:45,456 I've read that complete silence is a form of intense intimacy. 400 00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:47,130 I mean, look at them. They're clearly so comfortable 401 00:25:47,154 --> 00:25:48,198 with each other. 402 00:25:51,288 --> 00:25:53,160 Oh I bet any second now 403 00:25:53,247 --> 00:25:55,466 J.D.'s gonna say some shit like, 404 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:57,947 "Uh, this walk feels longer than normal." 405 00:25:58,034 --> 00:26:01,995 Yeah, then Dottie's gonna be like, "It's kinda cold out." 406 00:26:02,082 --> 00:26:04,322 Oh, and then Emilie's gonna to try to break the ice with, 407 00:26:04,388 --> 00:26:06,608 "Wow, everyone's really talkative tonight." 408 00:26:16,009 --> 00:26:17,247 They were having too much fun up there, 409 00:26:17,271 --> 00:26:18,335 I thought I'd join you two. 410 00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:20,013 Yeah! 411 00:26:27,542 --> 00:26:29,239 It's a nice night. 412 00:26:29,326 --> 00:26:32,068 Yeah, it's kinda cold out. Wouldn't you say so, Haley? 413 00:26:55,744 --> 00:26:57,485 Hey. I saw that. 414 00:26:58,921 --> 00:27:00,401 -It's good. -I risked my life 415 00:27:00,488 --> 00:27:01,576 getting you that, okay? 416 00:27:01,663 --> 00:27:03,404 I like it. It's good. 417 00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:09,758 So how are you all feeling about your little show? 418 00:27:09,845 --> 00:27:11,475 I don't know how I feel about you calling it 419 00:27:11,499 --> 00:27:13,457 our "little show". 420 00:27:13,544 --> 00:27:14,676 I call it the "Chas Show." 421 00:27:14,763 --> 00:27:16,417 I call it the "ensemble piece." 422 00:27:16,504 --> 00:27:18,419 Every show we've done has been a "Chas Show." 423 00:27:18,506 --> 00:27:20,073 Uh... what the fuck? 424 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,597 You know, people say, "Chas stole the show," 425 00:27:22,684 --> 00:27:24,338 "Chas was like, actually good." 426 00:27:24,425 --> 00:27:27,733 I'm sorry, I didn't know J.D. stands for "Jealous Dude." 427 00:27:27,820 --> 00:27:30,083 It's not like you're good at anything else, so... 428 00:27:30,170 --> 00:27:32,172 -Wow! -Ooh! 429 00:27:32,259 --> 00:27:35,262 Okay, excuse you. 430 00:27:35,349 --> 00:27:38,047 Chas here is also a great yearbook co-editor 431 00:27:38,134 --> 00:27:39,919 and if it wasn't for him 432 00:27:40,006 --> 00:27:42,312 the Bowling Club would still be called 433 00:27:42,399 --> 00:27:44,445 the "Blowing" Club. 434 00:27:44,532 --> 00:27:46,142 Wait, is that real? 435 00:27:46,229 --> 00:27:48,164 Yeah. I personally saved the Clubs and Activities page. 436 00:27:48,188 --> 00:27:49,624 No, the... the Bowling Club. 437 00:27:49,711 --> 00:27:52,061 Is that real? Do we have that at our school? 438 00:27:52,148 --> 00:27:54,281 Yeah, dude. Where've you been? 439 00:27:54,368 --> 00:27:56,500 Suspended. 440 00:27:56,587 --> 00:27:58,415 -Right. -Honestly... 441 00:27:58,894 --> 00:28:01,244 bummed I never joined Bowling Club. 442 00:28:01,331 --> 00:28:03,333 Well, it's Wednesdays, which would conflict 443 00:28:03,420 --> 00:28:05,161 with your Blowing Club. 444 00:28:05,248 --> 00:28:06,902 How would you know what day it is? 445 00:28:06,989 --> 00:28:08,469 I've never invited you. 446 00:28:09,775 --> 00:28:12,081 I'm still holding out for the invite. 447 00:28:12,168 --> 00:28:13,668 Probably got lost in the mail or something. 448 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:15,084 Yeah. Uh huh. 449 00:28:15,171 --> 00:28:17,739 Does, uh, J.D. stand for "Joint Decliner?" 450 00:28:17,826 --> 00:28:20,046 Oh, I can't smoke. I left my inhaler in the car. 451 00:28:21,656 --> 00:28:23,832 That "Ichabod Crane" song is so funny. 452 00:28:24,964 --> 00:28:26,617 Yeah, we know you think it's funny. 453 00:28:28,358 --> 00:28:29,795 Really? 454 00:28:29,882 --> 00:28:31,405 I still think I'm kind of flat. 455 00:28:31,492 --> 00:28:32,928 No! You sound great. 456 00:28:33,015 --> 00:28:35,235 She's talking about the song. Not your butt. 457 00:28:35,322 --> 00:28:36,976 "Not your butt." 458 00:28:37,063 --> 00:28:39,065 Which does remind me, by the way, 459 00:28:39,152 --> 00:28:40,980 been meaning to ask you... 460 00:28:41,067 --> 00:28:43,591 would you rather have a good voice or a good butt. 461 00:28:44,635 --> 00:28:45,874 You've been meaning to ask me that? 462 00:28:45,898 --> 00:28:47,813 -Mm-hmm. -I think I'd rather have 463 00:28:47,900 --> 00:28:50,424 friends who engage me in much more stimulating conversation. 464 00:28:50,511 --> 00:28:51,773 Ooh. 465 00:28:51,860 --> 00:28:53,819 Oh, that's the obvious and dumb answer. 466 00:28:53,906 --> 00:28:55,298 Oh! 467 00:28:55,385 --> 00:28:57,779 No, but really, that's, um... 468 00:28:57,866 --> 00:29:00,173 that's a... that's a great question. 469 00:29:00,260 --> 00:29:02,305 I guess I'd rather have 470 00:29:03,393 --> 00:29:05,439 a good butt with a good voice. 471 00:29:06,875 --> 00:29:10,052 Now that is a great answer. 472 00:29:10,139 --> 00:29:11,401 Please explain. 473 00:29:11,488 --> 00:29:13,055 Well. 474 00:29:13,142 --> 00:29:14,491 You see, I, uh... 475 00:29:14,578 --> 00:29:16,276 I fart all the time. 476 00:29:16,363 --> 00:29:19,322 Can you believe it? And the sounds are not pleasant. 477 00:29:19,409 --> 00:29:23,152 But, if I farted, and the sounds were good... 478 00:29:23,239 --> 00:29:25,241 I don't know, I think that some people might think 479 00:29:25,328 --> 00:29:26,852 that that's pretty cool. 480 00:29:26,939 --> 00:29:29,071 It might resonate. 481 00:29:29,158 --> 00:29:31,682 Yeah, that is pretty cool. 482 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:34,860 Hey, can we hear an example of how your farts currently sound? 483 00:29:34,947 --> 00:29:37,036 Oh, no, no. You're putting me on the spot. 484 00:29:37,123 --> 00:29:38,535 We didn't talk about this before the interview. 485 00:29:38,559 --> 00:29:40,300 Please? If you won't do it for me, 486 00:29:40,387 --> 00:29:41,388 do it for the listeners. 487 00:29:44,086 --> 00:29:45,131 Okay. 488 00:29:48,438 --> 00:29:51,746 Oh, dude, J.D., my man! 489 00:29:51,833 --> 00:29:54,836 Hey, I was supposed to fart, not you. 490 00:29:54,923 --> 00:29:57,230 That's so funny. 491 00:30:02,409 --> 00:30:04,846 I don't know how you guys do that shit. 492 00:30:04,933 --> 00:30:06,935 Like the acting and whatnot. 493 00:30:07,022 --> 00:30:08,415 Like, 494 00:30:08,502 --> 00:30:12,201 I just cringe imagining myself being in a play, 495 00:30:12,288 --> 00:30:14,725 pretending to be somebody else. 496 00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:16,336 Yeah, 497 00:30:16,423 --> 00:30:17,598 that's 'cuz you're too cool, 498 00:30:18,555 --> 00:30:19,730 you're too real. 499 00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:20,993 Yeah. 500 00:30:23,430 --> 00:30:24,997 And I think that... 501 00:30:25,084 --> 00:30:26,825 I couldn't concentrate 502 00:30:26,912 --> 00:30:29,392 'cuz being around all those theater kids and they're so... 503 00:30:29,479 --> 00:30:31,046 hot. 504 00:30:31,133 --> 00:30:32,831 I think my eyes might wander. 505 00:30:44,059 --> 00:30:46,061 Wow. What was in that joint? 506 00:30:58,334 --> 00:31:00,162 That was a really funny thing to say. 507 00:31:00,249 --> 00:31:01,772 Thank you. Yeah. 508 00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:04,384 I cannot even imagine 509 00:31:04,471 --> 00:31:06,560 what the bowling team members must look like. 510 00:31:06,647 --> 00:31:09,519 Dude, being suspended as you so horny for everyone. 511 00:31:09,606 --> 00:31:11,652 Yeah, "being suspended," that's it. 512 00:31:11,739 --> 00:31:15,134 Yeah, dude, easy with that shit 'cuz horniness is bad news. 513 00:31:15,221 --> 00:31:17,590 Have you guys heard that story about that one high school guy? 514 00:31:17,614 --> 00:31:21,314 He was, like, so horny for this one girl. 515 00:31:21,401 --> 00:31:24,621 He let her convince him to come up here, 516 00:31:24,708 --> 00:31:27,276 to this hill, on a Thursday 517 00:31:27,363 --> 00:31:31,237 even though he was really tired and he just wanted to go 518 00:31:31,324 --> 00:31:32,325 to sleep. 519 00:31:35,110 --> 00:31:36,546 Is that the whole story? 520 00:31:37,547 --> 00:31:38,548 Pretty good. 521 00:31:38,635 --> 00:31:40,289 -Haley. -What? 522 00:31:40,376 --> 00:31:41,900 It's just a story. 523 00:31:41,987 --> 00:31:43,597 You guys haven't heard that story? 524 00:31:43,684 --> 00:31:47,166 Yes, we all know and love that story, but... 525 00:31:47,253 --> 00:31:49,298 have you heard the one about the Princess? 526 00:31:49,385 --> 00:31:51,518 Oh, no one wants to hear Princess story 527 00:31:51,605 --> 00:31:53,476 right now, you freak. 528 00:31:53,563 --> 00:31:55,826 Do you not know the Princess story? 529 00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:58,046 About the water tower ghost? 530 00:31:58,133 --> 00:32:02,659 At these... here... water towers? 531 00:32:02,746 --> 00:32:04,400 Is that a real thing? 532 00:32:04,487 --> 00:32:07,490 Well, no, it's not a real thing, but... 533 00:32:07,577 --> 00:32:09,188 it's a real story! 534 00:32:09,275 --> 00:32:10,817 Yeah. What the fuck? That's obviously what I meant... 535 00:32:10,841 --> 00:32:12,080 Haley, how have you never heard the story? 536 00:32:12,104 --> 00:32:13,670 We've been coming here for years. 537 00:32:13,757 --> 00:32:14,758 I haven't heard it. 538 00:32:14,845 --> 00:32:16,282 -I have. -You have? 539 00:32:16,369 --> 00:32:18,675 Yeah! Or... no. Maybe? 540 00:32:18,762 --> 00:32:21,591 I don't know... is it weird if I know it? 541 00:32:21,678 --> 00:32:23,550 Tell it, Em. It's a good yarn. 542 00:32:23,637 --> 00:32:25,595 It's a good yawn, more likely. 543 00:32:25,682 --> 00:32:26,901 The hell? 544 00:32:26,988 --> 00:32:28,816 I'm saying it's gonna suck, dude. 545 00:32:28,903 --> 00:32:31,036 You just don't wanna shit your fucking pants. 546 00:32:31,123 --> 00:32:33,603 Oh! Okay. Yeah. Right. 547 00:32:33,690 --> 00:32:37,303 Emilie, tell the story. 548 00:32:37,390 --> 00:32:40,349 So, you guys know Ralph Morrison 549 00:32:40,436 --> 00:32:42,569 and Bob Hotard and that group of guys? 550 00:32:42,656 --> 00:32:44,788 -No. -Yes, you do. 551 00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:46,660 When they were our age, 552 00:32:46,747 --> 00:32:49,027 back in the seventies, they used to come up here to drink. 553 00:32:49,054 --> 00:32:50,272 Oh, yeah. Total jocks. 554 00:32:52,622 --> 00:32:53,710 Just like us. 555 00:32:55,190 --> 00:32:58,454 And on a night like tonight, no less. 556 00:32:58,541 --> 00:32:59,890 And one night... 557 00:33:02,023 --> 00:33:03,590 they brought a Ouija board up here. 558 00:33:03,677 --> 00:33:04,677 Oh, fuck. 559 00:33:07,637 --> 00:33:10,727 Now, the validity of this story is obviously questionable 560 00:33:10,814 --> 00:33:12,816 because they were wasted 561 00:33:12,903 --> 00:33:15,297 and obviously because 562 00:33:15,384 --> 00:33:18,779 there's a ghost involved. 563 00:33:18,866 --> 00:33:22,217 Spirits and... ¡spirits! 564 00:33:22,304 --> 00:33:25,264 Booze and... boo's. 565 00:33:29,877 --> 00:33:31,792 Come on, man! It's funny! 566 00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:35,491 "Booze and spirits..." 567 00:33:35,578 --> 00:33:37,537 Anyway, after playing 568 00:33:37,624 --> 00:33:40,714 with the board for a while... 569 00:33:40,801 --> 00:33:42,150 Can you speed it up? 570 00:33:42,237 --> 00:33:44,152 -She just started. -That's what I'm saying. 571 00:33:44,239 --> 00:33:45,675 Maybe if you stopped interrupting. 572 00:33:45,762 --> 00:33:47,044 That was the first time I interrupted. 573 00:33:47,068 --> 00:33:48,635 God, J.D., I'm so sorry about him. 574 00:33:48,722 --> 00:33:50,419 Please continue. 575 00:33:50,506 --> 00:33:53,118 J.D., always drunk on his juice and high on his bullshit. 576 00:33:53,205 --> 00:33:54,728 I... I'm not high. 577 00:33:54,815 --> 00:33:56,730 I can't smoke, my inhaler's in the car... 578 00:33:56,817 --> 00:33:59,211 So, eventually 579 00:33:59,298 --> 00:34:02,953 they started talking to a spirit that called herself... 580 00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:05,043 the Princess. 581 00:34:05,130 --> 00:34:06,348 Princess of what? 582 00:34:07,784 --> 00:34:09,090 Who's to say? 583 00:34:10,700 --> 00:34:12,180 Of the water tower. 584 00:34:12,267 --> 00:34:13,747 Maybe. 585 00:34:13,834 --> 00:34:17,272 Whoooooo knows? 586 00:34:17,359 --> 00:34:19,753 Okay, J.D.'s right. Let's speed this up a little bit. 587 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,189 Sorry. 588 00:34:21,276 --> 00:34:23,757 So they asked her all sorts of questions, 589 00:34:23,844 --> 00:34:25,454 but she just kept saying 590 00:34:25,541 --> 00:34:27,891 through the board that she wanted to make one of them 591 00:34:27,978 --> 00:34:29,502 her prince. 592 00:34:29,589 --> 00:34:31,112 No matter what question they asked, 593 00:34:31,199 --> 00:34:32,896 her response was the same... 594 00:34:32,983 --> 00:34:35,769 "Will you be my prince?" 595 00:34:35,856 --> 00:34:38,119 Everyone thought it was Bob Hotard just fucking with them 596 00:34:38,206 --> 00:34:39,903 so they stopped playing and kept drinking. 597 00:34:39,990 --> 00:34:41,992 -Bob Hotard? -Bob Hotard! 598 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,603 I know you know him. 599 00:34:43,690 --> 00:34:46,171 Later, Bob Hotard 600 00:34:46,258 --> 00:34:48,738 walked over to that hillside to pee 601 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,741 and mid-stream 602 00:34:51,828 --> 00:34:53,352 he looked up 603 00:34:53,439 --> 00:34:55,745 and saw the silhouette of a little girl 604 00:34:55,832 --> 00:34:59,662 slowly descending down the hillside towards him. 605 00:34:59,749 --> 00:35:03,057 As she got closer, she stuck out her hand 606 00:35:03,144 --> 00:35:05,712 and whispered something he couldn't quite make out. 607 00:35:06,713 --> 00:35:07,975 And then, 608 00:35:08,062 --> 00:35:10,673 finally, when she was just a few 609 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,120 -feet away... -And he's, sorry... 610 00:35:12,197 --> 00:35:14,895 this Bob Hotard guy, he's still pissing? 611 00:35:14,982 --> 00:35:16,723 -Yes. -Built to spill. 612 00:35:16,810 --> 00:35:20,509 All he could see was that she was wearing a white dress 613 00:35:20,596 --> 00:35:23,382 stained red with blood 614 00:35:23,469 --> 00:35:27,647 and long black hair covering her face. 615 00:35:29,083 --> 00:35:31,172 He freaked out and ran back to the rest of the guys 616 00:35:31,259 --> 00:35:33,435 to tell them that there was someone there. 617 00:35:33,522 --> 00:35:36,525 They still thought Bob Hotard was fucking with them 618 00:35:36,612 --> 00:35:38,005 until... 619 00:35:38,092 --> 00:35:39,137 suddenly... 620 00:35:40,355 --> 00:35:42,662 right behind Bob... 621 00:35:42,749 --> 00:35:44,577 the girl reappeared and shouted 622 00:35:44,664 --> 00:35:46,666 with blood and pus coming out of her mouth... 623 00:35:48,929 --> 00:35:50,017 "I am the princess, 624 00:35:50,104 --> 00:35:52,672 who will be my prince?" 625 00:35:57,067 --> 00:35:58,112 And then... 626 00:35:59,374 --> 00:36:00,873 they all ran away and never came back here 627 00:36:00,897 --> 00:36:01,942 to drink again. 628 00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:06,207 Wow. 629 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:09,621 Well it definitely didn't stop them from drinking in general, 630 00:36:09,645 --> 00:36:11,908 just knowing Bob Hotdog as well as I do. 631 00:36:11,995 --> 00:36:13,432 Yeah, he's a straight chiller. 632 00:36:14,824 --> 00:36:16,609 So, what do you think, J.D.? 633 00:36:16,696 --> 00:36:19,655 Isn't that the scariest fucking shit you've ever heard? 634 00:36:19,742 --> 00:36:21,440 Yeah, I'm fucking wrecked. 635 00:36:21,527 --> 00:36:23,093 Princess? 636 00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:25,966 We have good prince material here by the name of J.D.! 637 00:36:26,053 --> 00:36:27,750 Okay, that... stop. 638 00:36:27,837 --> 00:36:30,840 Whoa. 639 00:36:30,927 --> 00:36:32,277 That was the wind. 640 00:36:32,364 --> 00:36:34,104 Oh, so that was just you farting again? 641 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:35,560 -That's so funny, Haley. -No, it was like 642 00:36:35,584 --> 00:36:36,846 a really funny thing to say. 643 00:36:36,933 --> 00:36:38,152 This is a really funny group. 644 00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:40,285 It's a lot of fun behind the scenes... 645 00:36:40,372 --> 00:36:41,460 between the takes! 646 00:36:41,547 --> 00:36:42,896 Shut up. 647 00:36:42,983 --> 00:36:44,245 "Between the takes." 648 00:36:56,823 --> 00:36:58,259 Thanks. 649 00:36:58,346 --> 00:36:59,956 I'll be honest, the game plays like shit, 650 00:37:00,043 --> 00:37:03,656 but the world is so novel, the characters are so novel, 651 00:37:03,743 --> 00:37:06,180 the music is incredible and it's challenging, 652 00:37:06,267 --> 00:37:08,704 like in a fun way where you have to balance 653 00:37:08,791 --> 00:37:11,011 your class schedule with your social calendar, 654 00:37:11,098 --> 00:37:12,926 while trying to accomplish side quests 655 00:37:13,013 --> 00:37:15,494 so you can level up and uncover secrets. 656 00:37:15,581 --> 00:37:16,799 And, what's more, 657 00:37:16,886 --> 00:37:19,672 you do also have to sleep in the game 658 00:37:19,759 --> 00:37:21,674 uh, so that presents its own 659 00:37:21,761 --> 00:37:23,110 set of time management challenges. 660 00:37:28,724 --> 00:37:30,509 Time to break the seal. 661 00:37:30,596 --> 00:37:31,945 The seal's real. 662 00:37:37,994 --> 00:37:39,996 Its own set of setup time management challenges. 663 00:37:40,083 --> 00:37:41,365 Oh, you wanted to keep talking about it? 664 00:37:41,389 --> 00:37:42,434 Yeah. 665 00:37:42,521 --> 00:37:44,653 The-the game right? 666 00:37:44,740 --> 00:37:46,438 -What game? -Bully. 667 00:37:46,525 --> 00:37:47,700 -Who? -"Balling?" 668 00:37:47,787 --> 00:37:48,701 "Balling." 669 00:37:48,788 --> 00:37:49,789 Bully. 670 00:37:49,876 --> 00:37:51,834 -"Balling." -"Ballin'!" 671 00:37:51,921 --> 00:37:53,358 -That one? -I don't know... 672 00:37:53,445 --> 00:37:55,185 You've never played basketball before? 673 00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:56,404 I never played basketball. 674 00:37:56,491 --> 00:37:58,580 -Yeah. We know. -That's shocking. 675 00:37:58,667 --> 00:38:00,103 Do you guys all play basketball? 676 00:38:00,190 --> 00:38:01,931 Yeah, we're in a league together. 677 00:38:02,018 --> 00:38:03,585 We play Skins and Shirts. 678 00:38:03,672 --> 00:38:05,195 Skins and Shirts on Sundays. 679 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:06,501 What does that mean? 680 00:38:06,588 --> 00:38:08,373 It's where I take my shirt off and... 681 00:38:09,852 --> 00:38:12,028 And I take off my skin. 682 00:38:12,115 --> 00:38:13,571 Hey, hey you guys, you guys, you guys, 683 00:38:13,595 --> 00:38:15,031 hey hey hey, 684 00:38:15,118 --> 00:38:16,966 I think somebody is coming down the hill, L.O.L. 685 00:38:16,990 --> 00:38:19,035 The Princess? 686 00:38:19,122 --> 00:38:20,578 No, I'm serious, I think it's the cops. 687 00:38:20,602 --> 00:38:22,169 We gotta clear outta here. 688 00:38:22,865 --> 00:38:25,172 Whoa, dude, Dottie, my dude, 689 00:38:25,259 --> 00:38:27,217 is that shit Indica or Sativa? 690 00:38:27,305 --> 00:38:28,828 It was oregano. 691 00:38:28,915 --> 00:38:30,220 Oh! Then the cops won't bust us 692 00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:32,135 'cuz the Jack Daniel's is actually water 693 00:38:32,222 --> 00:38:33,330 with a little bit of dye in it. 694 00:38:33,354 --> 00:38:35,095 Ha, ha. 695 00:38:36,270 --> 00:38:37,706 Oh my God. 696 00:38:39,882 --> 00:38:40,883 Oh my God. 697 00:38:42,145 --> 00:38:43,712 Who... who is that? 698 00:38:46,106 --> 00:38:47,150 Hello? 699 00:38:48,282 --> 00:38:49,936 Hello. Can we help you? 700 00:38:50,023 --> 00:38:51,198 Are you okay? 701 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,941 Are you okay? 702 00:38:56,029 --> 00:38:57,117 Is that blood? 703 00:39:00,076 --> 00:39:01,817 Wait, where is your inhaler? 704 00:39:01,904 --> 00:39:04,385 Car... car... car... 705 00:39:04,472 --> 00:39:05,647 Do you need our help? 706 00:39:09,782 --> 00:39:11,131 Are you alone? 707 00:40:10,233 --> 00:40:11,539 Red leather, yellow leather. 708 00:40:11,626 --> 00:40:12,932 Red leather, yellow leather. 709 00:40:13,019 --> 00:40:14,281 Red leather, yellow leather. 710 00:40:14,368 --> 00:40:15,674 Red leather, yellow leather. 711 00:40:15,761 --> 00:40:16,979 Red leather, yellow leather. 712 00:40:17,066 --> 00:40:18,416 Red leather, yellow leather. 713 00:40:18,503 --> 00:40:19,721 Red leather, yellow leather. 714 00:40:19,808 --> 00:40:21,157 Red leather, yellow leather. 715 00:40:21,244 --> 00:40:22,028 Round and round the rugged rocks, 716 00:40:22,115 --> 00:40:23,377 the ragged rascal ran. 717 00:40:23,464 --> 00:40:24,659 Round and round the rugged rocks, 718 00:40:24,683 --> 00:40:26,380 the ragged rascal ran. 719 00:40:26,467 --> 00:40:29,514 Round and round the rugged rocks, the ragged rascal ran. 720 00:40:29,601 --> 00:40:31,167 Round and round the rugged rocks, 721 00:40:31,254 --> 00:40:32,995 the ragged rascal ran. 722 00:40:33,082 --> 00:40:34,475 Round and round the rugged rocks, 723 00:40:34,562 --> 00:40:36,129 the ragged rascal ran. 724 00:40:36,216 --> 00:40:37,913 Round and round the rugged rocks, 725 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,698 the ragged rascal ran. 726 00:40:39,785 --> 00:40:42,962 Now make your face as small as you can. 727 00:40:44,267 --> 00:40:48,358 Now make your face as big as you can! 728 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:53,712 Now make your face as small as you can. 729 00:40:53,799 --> 00:40:56,584 Now make your face as big as you can! 730 00:40:56,671 --> 00:41:00,196 As big as you can! 731 00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:05,201 Now make your face as small as you can. 732 00:41:06,246 --> 00:41:09,467 Now make your face as big as you can! 733 00:41:09,554 --> 00:41:11,033 As big as you can. 734 00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:12,208 Big. 735 00:41:12,295 --> 00:41:14,210 As big as you... Big! 736 00:41:19,259 --> 00:41:21,261 You think I'll look like this when I'm older? 737 00:41:21,348 --> 00:41:24,569 If you still have me doing your makeup, you will. 738 00:41:24,656 --> 00:41:25,657 And... 739 00:41:26,788 --> 00:41:29,399 she was covered in blood. 740 00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:32,098 Did you call the cops to report a missing kid? 741 00:41:32,185 --> 00:41:33,684 What would they have done? It was a ghost. 742 00:41:33,708 --> 00:41:35,318 We would've sounded insane. 743 00:41:35,405 --> 00:41:37,495 -Sounds fake. -J.D. saw her too! 744 00:41:37,582 --> 00:41:39,453 I saw her, but... I don't know. 745 00:41:39,540 --> 00:41:40,820 What do you mean you don't know? 746 00:41:40,889 --> 00:41:42,345 You had a freakin' asthma attack over it. 747 00:41:42,369 --> 00:41:43,651 That could've been secondhand smoke. 748 00:41:43,675 --> 00:41:45,415 No it couldn't have. 749 00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:47,113 An actual asthma attack? Are you okay? 750 00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,158 Yeah. I left my inhaler in my car. 751 00:41:49,245 --> 00:41:50,333 J.D.'s new catchphrase. 752 00:41:50,420 --> 00:41:51,421 You weren't okay. 753 00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:53,815 You almost fuckin' died, dude. 754 00:41:53,902 --> 00:41:55,469 Yeah, and you were like... 755 00:41:55,556 --> 00:41:57,602 speaking in tongues. 756 00:42:03,999 --> 00:42:04,999 Guys. 757 00:42:05,044 --> 00:42:06,088 What? 758 00:42:07,568 --> 00:42:08,656 It's true. 759 00:42:08,743 --> 00:42:10,832 He was speaking in tongues. 760 00:42:15,837 --> 00:42:18,187 The Headless Horseman doesn't exist. 761 00:42:18,274 --> 00:42:20,015 Shh. Do you hear that? 762 00:42:20,102 --> 00:42:22,061 Oh, I'm not falling for your tricks. 763 00:42:22,148 --> 00:42:24,324 No, I'm quite serious. 764 00:42:24,411 --> 00:42:26,195 I hear something. 765 00:42:26,282 --> 00:42:29,242 Is that...? No. It can't be. 766 00:42:29,329 --> 00:42:31,505 It's the Headless Horseman! 767 00:42:31,592 --> 00:42:33,333 Oh, God! 768 00:42:34,639 --> 00:42:35,770 Where's Chas? 769 00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:41,994 Are you still thinking about, um... 770 00:42:42,081 --> 00:42:43,735 what was her name? 771 00:42:43,822 --> 00:42:45,214 The Little Queen? 772 00:42:45,301 --> 00:42:47,826 Princess? Yes, of course I am. Are you not? 773 00:42:47,913 --> 00:42:49,412 Do you think we should have stuck around 774 00:42:49,436 --> 00:42:50,916 and gotten to know her better? 775 00:42:51,003 --> 00:42:52,502 I think we should have reported a missing kid. 776 00:42:52,526 --> 00:42:54,286 I think we still should report a missing kid. 777 00:42:54,354 --> 00:42:56,114 I know you're supposed to wait forty-eight hours to do it, 778 00:42:56,138 --> 00:42:58,271 that feels wrong, but still, it's... 779 00:42:58,358 --> 00:43:00,510 who knows how long she was out there before we got there. 780 00:43:00,534 --> 00:43:02,318 Look, I'm gonna step away for a second, 781 00:43:02,405 --> 00:43:04,320 but feel free to keep talking, okay? 782 00:43:04,407 --> 00:43:06,409 ♪ All of my life ♪ 783 00:43:07,759 --> 00:43:10,979 ♪ I've had bad dreams about you ♪ 784 00:43:11,066 --> 00:43:13,808 ♪ Now here tonight ♪ 785 00:43:14,809 --> 00:43:17,725 ♪ I hear the sound of horseshoes ♪ 786 00:43:19,161 --> 00:43:20,423 Chas! 787 00:43:21,729 --> 00:43:25,124 ♪ As the blood streams from my wound ♪ 788 00:43:25,211 --> 00:43:27,474 ♪ I'm seeing the light ♪ 789 00:43:28,518 --> 00:43:32,131 ♪ The closer I get to you, I ♪ 790 00:43:32,218 --> 00:43:34,220 ♪ Scream ♪ 791 00:43:34,307 --> 00:43:37,049 Sorry... the last scene's coming up. 792 00:43:38,485 --> 00:43:39,529 Yeah, I know. 793 00:43:40,530 --> 00:43:41,575 Okay. 794 00:43:43,011 --> 00:43:46,014 Shh. Stop. Stop. 795 00:43:46,101 --> 00:43:47,799 Sorry, sorry. 796 00:43:58,679 --> 00:43:59,767 You killed him! 797 00:43:59,854 --> 00:44:01,856 You chopped his head clean off. 798 00:44:01,943 --> 00:44:04,467 Please, Mr. Horseman, sir, I beg of you, 799 00:44:04,554 --> 00:44:06,382 show pity on me. 800 00:44:06,469 --> 00:44:07,862 I will not! 801 00:44:12,388 --> 00:44:16,523 ♪ Because I am the Headless Horseman ♪ 802 00:44:18,438 --> 00:44:20,309 How are you singing without a head? 803 00:44:20,396 --> 00:44:24,531 ♪ And I will show no remorse when ♪ 804 00:44:26,446 --> 00:44:31,407 ♪ I cut off all the heads of men, women, and chil... ♪ 805 00:44:31,494 --> 00:44:36,325 ♪ I'll see you tomorrow ♪ 806 00:44:36,412 --> 00:44:39,241 ♪ You pretty ghost ♪ 807 00:44:41,896 --> 00:44:47,510 ♪ Light the room on fire ♪ 808 00:44:47,597 --> 00:44:50,339 ♪ All the doors closed ♪ 809 00:44:53,081 --> 00:44:58,173 ♪ Overtake me, bake me, ♪ 810 00:44:58,260 --> 00:45:01,307 ♪ Make me roast ♪ 811 00:45:04,049 --> 00:45:07,313 ♪ Whoever finds me ♪ 812 00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:11,926 ♪ Will find the scene morose ♪ 813 00:45:20,935 --> 00:45:24,069 ♪ And have you had ♪ 814 00:45:24,156 --> 00:45:29,161 ♪ Enough of me today ♪ 815 00:45:31,990 --> 00:45:34,906 ♪ If not today ♪ 816 00:45:34,993 --> 00:45:39,911 ♪ A lifetime, anyway ♪ 817 00:45:42,783 --> 00:45:45,786 ♪ A flicker in ♪ 818 00:45:45,873 --> 00:45:50,617 ♪ The light that might be you ♪ 819 00:45:53,925 --> 00:45:57,972 ♪ I quiver from the sight ♪ 820 00:45:58,277 --> 00:46:02,020 ♪ Despite knowing ♪ 821 00:46:02,107 --> 00:46:08,200 ♪ It can't be true ♪ 822 00:46:09,549 --> 00:46:14,641 ♪ I'll see you tomorrow ♪ 823 00:46:14,728 --> 00:46:17,252 ♪ You pretty ghost ♪ 824 00:46:20,386 --> 00:46:23,693 ♪ Tell me something ♪ 825 00:46:23,781 --> 00:46:27,741 ♪ Hauntingly apropos ♪ 826 00:46:31,266 --> 00:46:34,617 ♪ When you kill me ♪ 827 00:46:34,704 --> 00:46:38,796 ♪ Chill me to the bone ♪ 828 00:46:42,321 --> 00:46:45,585 ♪ And engrave my ♪ 829 00:46:45,672 --> 00:46:50,155 ♪ Final words in stone ♪ 830 00:46:54,246 --> 00:46:59,338 ♪ Tomorrow ♪ 831 00:46:59,425 --> 00:47:02,776 ♪ You pretty ghost ♪ 832 00:47:05,300 --> 00:47:10,175 ♪ Tomorrow ♪ 833 00:47:10,262 --> 00:47:13,569 ♪ You pretty ghost ♪ 834 00:47:16,050 --> 00:47:21,099 ♪ Tomorrow ♪ 835 00:47:21,186 --> 00:47:24,493 ♪ You pretty ghost ♪ 836 00:47:27,018 --> 00:47:32,153 ♪ Tomorrow ♪ 837 00:47:37,811 --> 00:47:40,509 -Really? -Gustavo Dudamel. 838 00:47:40,596 --> 00:47:41,728 With white hair? 839 00:47:41,815 --> 00:47:43,208 With white hair. When he's old. 840 00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:46,124 I don't think he has white hair. 841 00:47:46,211 --> 00:47:47,908 -Does he? -Nah, and he never will. 842 00:47:47,995 --> 00:47:49,301 -Wow. -He's perfect. 843 00:47:51,085 --> 00:47:52,608 Grace, where were you last night? 844 00:47:52,695 --> 00:47:54,335 That's a weird thing to ask my kid sister. 845 00:47:56,134 --> 00:47:58,049 What? Why are you looking at me like that? 846 00:47:58,136 --> 00:47:59,528 I'm sorry. 847 00:47:59,615 --> 00:48:00,655 I'm sorry, I can't believe 848 00:48:00,703 --> 00:48:02,270 you didn't realize it was me. 849 00:48:02,357 --> 00:48:03,576 Wait... wait, what was you? 850 00:48:03,663 --> 00:48:05,926 -That's not funny, Chas. -That was you? 851 00:48:06,013 --> 00:48:09,060 My kid sister's been a ghost this whole time? 852 00:48:09,147 --> 00:48:11,453 I'm sorry! 853 00:48:11,540 --> 00:48:13,412 Hey, don't apologize to him, apologize to me! 854 00:48:14,804 --> 00:48:16,589 Way to completely blow it, Grace. 855 00:48:18,504 --> 00:48:20,419 Mom and dad should've named you Graceless. 856 00:48:26,468 --> 00:48:28,514 And scene! 857 00:48:39,786 --> 00:48:42,093 So are you, uh, seeing anyone? 858 00:48:43,659 --> 00:48:45,705 I meet with a therapist three times a week. 859 00:48:48,012 --> 00:48:50,231 Um, I meant are you, like, seeing anyone 860 00:48:50,318 --> 00:48:52,103 relationship-wise? 861 00:48:56,107 --> 00:48:58,674 Unless you and your therapist are you doing, like, a little 862 00:48:58,761 --> 00:49:00,502 "physical therapy" on the side. 863 00:49:02,417 --> 00:49:05,159 Like... me and my therapist are having sex? 864 00:49:05,246 --> 00:49:07,466 -Uh-huh. -No, that's not happening. 865 00:49:10,599 --> 00:49:11,600 That is great. 866 00:49:12,906 --> 00:49:14,797 It's great that you're getting all the help that you need... 867 00:49:14,821 --> 00:49:16,320 Not supposed to be involved with anyone. 868 00:49:16,344 --> 00:49:18,868 Oh. For how long? 869 00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:21,306 Just like a year or some shit. 870 00:49:23,090 --> 00:49:24,439 Longer, if possible. 871 00:49:29,618 --> 00:49:31,316 So do you wanna like, go for... 872 00:49:31,403 --> 00:49:34,232 a drive or anything? Or, like, go anywhere? 873 00:49:34,319 --> 00:49:35,798 No, I'm, I'm cool here. 874 00:49:38,627 --> 00:49:39,672 Okay. 875 00:49:42,675 --> 00:49:44,764 Do you want anything from the kitchen? 876 00:49:44,851 --> 00:49:45,939 Do you have any beer? 877 00:49:50,596 --> 00:49:51,640 Is that like... 878 00:49:53,294 --> 00:49:54,426 is that, is that okay? 879 00:49:54,513 --> 00:49:56,906 Yeah, yeah, I'm totally fine. 880 00:49:56,994 --> 00:49:57,994 Oh. 881 00:49:58,038 --> 00:49:59,118 Booze was never my problem. 882 00:50:00,258 --> 00:50:02,521 I'm not on any meds, so, it's okay. 883 00:50:03,522 --> 00:50:04,566 Oh. 884 00:50:05,698 --> 00:50:06,742 Yeah. Okay. 885 00:50:10,007 --> 00:50:12,400 Kitchen's down the hall to the left, ha ha. 886 00:50:12,487 --> 00:50:13,923 Oh, great. 887 00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:15,490 Thank you. Ha ha! 888 00:51:24,820 --> 00:51:27,823 So, um... you're staying at your parents' place? 889 00:51:27,910 --> 00:51:29,129 Yeah, I'm supposed to. 890 00:51:29,216 --> 00:51:30,783 Grace is there too right now. 891 00:51:32,611 --> 00:51:34,221 And they're doing okay? 892 00:51:34,308 --> 00:51:36,615 Grace must be, like, finishing up college now, right? 893 00:51:36,702 --> 00:51:38,356 I left without telling them. 894 00:51:38,443 --> 00:51:39,883 They don't know where I am right now. 895 00:51:44,666 --> 00:51:46,842 Just can't stand being there anymore. 896 00:51:47,974 --> 00:51:50,498 I hate, um... I hate being watched all the time. 897 00:51:50,585 --> 00:51:51,978 Just makes everything worse. 898 00:51:57,592 --> 00:51:58,593 So... 899 00:52:00,682 --> 00:52:01,682 So, but, like, 900 00:52:02,815 --> 00:52:04,425 you don't have anything with you. 901 00:52:04,512 --> 00:52:06,272 Are, like, all of your meds back home, or...? 902 00:52:06,340 --> 00:52:08,734 I told you I'm off of them. 903 00:52:08,821 --> 00:52:09,909 Yeah, I don't need them. 904 00:52:27,796 --> 00:52:30,234 Hey, hey please don't tell my family that I'm here. 905 00:52:33,933 --> 00:52:35,239 Yeah, no, I'm, 906 00:52:35,326 --> 00:52:37,632 I'm like, I was literally just checking. 907 00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:39,784 I would literally never tell them that you were here. 908 00:52:39,808 --> 00:52:41,114 Do not worry. 909 00:52:41,201 --> 00:52:43,725 Yeah, no, I'll be gone in no time. 910 00:52:43,812 --> 00:52:44,813 I've got some, um... 911 00:52:44,900 --> 00:52:46,051 I've got some people up north 912 00:52:46,075 --> 00:52:48,643 who are gonna help me out. 913 00:52:48,730 --> 00:52:51,385 I just needed to stop along the way. 914 00:52:52,995 --> 00:52:56,216 -So, uh... -People up north? Like... 915 00:52:57,696 --> 00:53:00,351 -Alaska? -No, no, north from here. 916 00:53:00,438 --> 00:53:02,353 Yeah, yeah, they're... they're good people. 917 00:53:06,487 --> 00:53:09,229 How do you plan on getting north from here? 918 00:53:09,316 --> 00:53:11,623 Uh, someone's meeting me here tomorrow morning. 919 00:53:12,624 --> 00:53:14,365 Hm. 920 00:53:14,452 --> 00:53:17,368 Oh, yeah. 921 00:53:17,455 --> 00:53:20,675 Um, yeah, so can I, um... 922 00:53:20,762 --> 00:53:22,329 like, spend the night? 923 00:53:22,416 --> 00:53:23,785 You can stay as long as you need to. 924 00:53:23,809 --> 00:53:25,419 It's just one night. 925 00:53:25,506 --> 00:53:28,074 And don't worry, I didn't give them your exact address. 926 00:53:30,032 --> 00:53:31,686 Why would I need to worry about that? 927 00:53:33,862 --> 00:53:35,734 I'm just... I'm saying you don't need to. 928 00:53:38,867 --> 00:53:39,955 Thanks, Hales. 929 00:53:42,784 --> 00:53:44,344 You don't need to thank me for anything. 930 00:53:56,929 --> 00:54:00,019 -My baby boy. -My little friend. 931 00:54:00,106 --> 00:54:01,760 -You are so skinny. -You are so awesome 932 00:54:01,847 --> 00:54:03,457 and cool and you wear glasses. 933 00:54:04,632 --> 00:54:07,244 -Weird. -What? "Weird?" Fuck this. 934 00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:11,248 Grace! 935 00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:14,120 -Hi! -Hi! 936 00:54:14,207 --> 00:54:16,035 Oh, my God. 937 00:54:16,122 --> 00:54:17,297 You look so good. 938 00:54:17,384 --> 00:54:18,733 Thank you! You look so good. 939 00:54:18,820 --> 00:54:20,460 -We need to catch up, dude. -Definitely. 940 00:54:21,606 --> 00:54:22,607 You're good there, right? 941 00:54:22,694 --> 00:54:23,738 Hey! 942 00:54:25,523 --> 00:54:27,568 So, uh, you still talking to Kelly? 943 00:54:27,655 --> 00:54:28,787 It's Kelly, right? 944 00:54:30,049 --> 00:54:31,877 Yeah. Kelly. With a "K." 945 00:54:31,964 --> 00:54:34,445 And no, I haven't, no. 946 00:54:34,532 --> 00:54:37,056 Right. She made, uh, cat noises, right? 947 00:54:37,143 --> 00:54:38,666 She meowed a lot? 948 00:54:38,753 --> 00:54:41,103 Again, yeah, I'm not... I'm not talking to her... 949 00:54:41,190 --> 00:54:43,628 No, it would be hard to communicate with that. 950 00:54:43,715 --> 00:54:45,673 I am, uh, talking to Sandra though. 951 00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:47,066 Jesus Christ. 952 00:54:47,153 --> 00:54:49,111 How many people are you talking to? 953 00:54:49,198 --> 00:54:50,765 I don't know. 954 00:54:50,852 --> 00:54:52,898 What, you want me to go through the whole list? 955 00:54:52,985 --> 00:54:55,117 Oof. Actually, with my reading list for the break, 956 00:54:55,204 --> 00:54:58,120 I don't think I can handle your scroll of names. 957 00:54:58,207 --> 00:55:00,079 Whatever. You don't even believe me. 958 00:55:00,166 --> 00:55:01,602 I so do! 959 00:55:01,689 --> 00:55:04,910 -No you don't. -You would never lie to me. 960 00:55:04,997 --> 00:55:06,477 My darling boy. 961 00:55:06,564 --> 00:55:08,174 Stop fucking with my hair! 962 00:55:09,915 --> 00:55:12,570 Well, what about you? Are you still seeing, uh... 963 00:55:12,657 --> 00:55:13,832 what's his name? Mel? 964 00:55:15,790 --> 00:55:16,922 Desmond? 965 00:55:17,009 --> 00:55:18,315 What? 966 00:55:18,402 --> 00:55:19,838 -Mel? -Where did I get Mel from? 967 00:55:19,925 --> 00:55:22,493 Uh, no, I am not seeing Desmond anymore, 968 00:55:22,580 --> 00:55:25,104 or anyone named Mel, ever. 969 00:55:25,191 --> 00:55:27,324 Hey. Hey, some of the greatest guys in the world 970 00:55:27,411 --> 00:55:30,501 are named Mel, okay? Brooks. Blanc. 971 00:55:30,588 --> 00:55:32,329 -Gibson. -Oh! Oh! 972 00:55:32,416 --> 00:55:34,331 Do you know about Emilie's new boyfriend? 973 00:55:35,897 --> 00:55:38,683 Yeah, I... I know she has one. 974 00:55:38,770 --> 00:55:39,684 Why, is he here? 975 00:55:39,771 --> 00:55:43,209 Yeah. Michael Keikhofer. 976 00:55:43,296 --> 00:55:45,646 -That's a made up name. -It's real, I swear. 977 00:55:45,733 --> 00:55:48,257 He's from Orange County. 978 00:55:48,345 --> 00:55:49,476 Oh, right. 979 00:55:49,563 --> 00:55:52,218 Yeah, the Orange County Keikhofers. 980 00:55:52,305 --> 00:55:54,612 Are those, like, a real thing? Are they well-known? 981 00:55:55,961 --> 00:55:56,962 Are you new here? 982 00:55:58,877 --> 00:56:01,662 Sorry, I honestly couldn't tell if you were joking. 983 00:56:03,316 --> 00:56:04,839 Well, 984 00:56:04,926 --> 00:56:06,711 anyway, 985 00:56:06,798 --> 00:56:08,713 I think it's awesome that Emilie's marrying 986 00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:10,976 into the Orange County Keikhofers. 987 00:56:11,063 --> 00:56:13,805 I don't know. I don't think it's that awesome. 988 00:56:13,892 --> 00:56:15,067 I mean, aren't they happy? 989 00:56:15,154 --> 00:56:16,590 They seem kind of happy online. 990 00:56:17,852 --> 00:56:19,898 Are you new here? 991 00:56:21,116 --> 00:56:22,204 Yeah, okay. 992 00:56:23,597 --> 00:56:24,922 But, I mean, do you know for a fact 993 00:56:24,946 --> 00:56:26,600 that they're, like, not happy? 994 00:56:26,687 --> 00:56:29,516 Well, have you seen their performative pictures together? 995 00:56:29,603 --> 00:56:31,083 They look like siblings. 996 00:56:31,170 --> 00:56:33,128 Hey, some people are into that. 997 00:56:33,215 --> 00:56:34,695 I mean, have you heard of porn? 998 00:56:34,782 --> 00:56:36,151 -They look like... -It's all over the Internet. 999 00:56:36,175 --> 00:56:37,959 Ashamed to be touching each other. 1000 00:56:38,046 --> 00:56:40,571 Step-sibling porn is like the number one looked up... 1001 00:56:40,658 --> 00:56:42,224 and I'm not saying I... 1002 00:56:42,311 --> 00:56:43,680 -but there's clearly a demand. -Are you looking up 1003 00:56:43,704 --> 00:56:45,421 -pictures of them? -No, I'm looking up porn 1004 00:56:45,445 --> 00:56:46,968 because I'm trying to prove a point. 1005 00:56:48,361 --> 00:56:49,841 I was thinking 1006 00:56:49,928 --> 00:56:53,627 that maybe we could give him a proper greeting. 1007 00:56:53,714 --> 00:56:55,368 I have some ideas. 1008 00:56:55,455 --> 00:56:56,978 Come on, man. 1009 00:56:57,065 --> 00:56:58,371 What? 1010 00:56:58,458 --> 00:56:59,858 Let's just... let's not do anything. 1011 00:56:59,938 --> 00:57:01,156 Emilie is happy. 1012 00:57:02,331 --> 00:57:04,203 -Online! -No. 1013 00:57:04,290 --> 00:57:05,857 She texts me every once in a while. 1014 00:57:05,944 --> 00:57:09,164 Oh, because that's more reliable. 1015 00:57:09,251 --> 00:57:11,471 Let's just not do any of that dumb shit. 1016 00:57:11,558 --> 00:57:14,953 It's exhausting. And I kind of just want to chill. 1017 00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:16,520 "Dumb shit?" 1018 00:57:16,607 --> 00:57:18,609 Dude, I could use a night of just hanging out 1019 00:57:18,696 --> 00:57:20,872 without any, like, sinister motives behind it, 1020 00:57:20,959 --> 00:57:23,265 -you know? -I... 1021 00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:26,965 Okay. 1022 00:57:32,623 --> 00:57:34,189 You are such a sweetie. 1023 00:57:34,276 --> 00:57:35,602 -College has just changed you. -I'm gonna kill you. 1024 00:57:35,626 --> 00:57:37,410 What exactly am I messing up here? 1025 00:57:37,497 --> 00:57:39,847 It's a very specific thing that I'm going for. 1026 00:57:39,934 --> 00:57:41,370 Oh. 1027 00:57:41,458 --> 00:57:43,178 This stupid fucking ad, I just want my porn! 1028 00:57:43,242 --> 00:57:45,562 "Bullied after school, and maybe too quiet at dinner time?" 1029 00:57:45,636 --> 00:57:46,724 'Baby, what's wrong?' 1030 00:57:46,811 --> 00:57:48,552 'You just don't get ti!' 1031 00:57:48,639 --> 00:57:50,181 Your child might be suffering from adolescent depression, 1032 00:57:50,205 --> 00:57:51,598 some form of ADHD, 1033 00:57:51,685 --> 00:57:53,382 and might eventually have suicidal thoughts 1034 00:57:53,470 --> 00:57:55,776 It's time you took their life into your own hands. 1035 00:57:55,863 --> 00:57:57,604 -We, at medical..." -You son of a bitch, 1036 00:57:57,691 --> 00:57:58,736 you've still got it. 1037 00:57:59,824 --> 00:58:03,175 Fuck fuck fuck, shit shit shit. 1038 00:58:03,262 --> 00:58:04,872 I... 1039 00:58:04,959 --> 00:58:06,004 Mmm. 1040 00:58:07,005 --> 00:58:08,572 Oh, shit. 1041 00:58:08,659 --> 00:58:10,182 Fuck. I am sorry. 1042 00:58:10,269 --> 00:58:11,313 I can't. 1043 00:58:12,489 --> 00:58:14,012 I just can't. 1044 00:58:14,099 --> 00:58:16,536 Shit. I. 1045 00:58:16,623 --> 00:58:19,060 I wish I could, but, fuck. Fuck. 1046 00:58:19,147 --> 00:58:20,845 Good lord, J.D. 1047 00:58:20,932 --> 00:58:23,630 Do you kiss your beautiful mother here with that mouth? 1048 00:58:23,717 --> 00:58:24,849 Oh, look at you two. 1049 00:58:24,936 --> 00:58:26,807 We missed you around here. 1050 00:58:26,894 --> 00:58:29,506 -Oh, Rowena, I love ya. -Rowena, I love ya. 1051 00:58:29,593 --> 00:58:31,116 -Oh, stop. -No, it's true. 1052 00:58:31,203 --> 00:58:34,206 So, we are here to kidnap your son. 1053 00:58:34,293 --> 00:58:36,295 Yep. Sorry, J.D. 1054 00:58:36,382 --> 00:58:37,782 Get in the car and nobody gets hurt. 1055 00:58:40,255 --> 00:58:43,607 As you can see, we have so much family stuff going on. 1056 00:58:43,694 --> 00:58:45,304 And I've been drinking. 1057 00:58:45,391 --> 00:58:47,175 We're literally doing nothing. 1058 00:58:47,262 --> 00:58:49,700 Go hang out with your friends. 1059 00:58:49,787 --> 00:58:51,199 You've been sitting here staring at the wall 1060 00:58:51,223 --> 00:58:52,877 since we finished dinner. 1061 00:58:52,964 --> 00:58:55,227 And you opened that beer hours ago. 1062 00:58:58,317 --> 00:59:02,669 Dude, your mom seemed pissed. 1063 00:59:02,756 --> 00:59:05,542 For you to bail like that during what was obviously 1064 00:59:05,629 --> 00:59:07,369 a family night. 1065 00:59:07,456 --> 00:59:08,980 Yeah, that was fucked up, man. 1066 00:59:10,634 --> 00:59:13,637 Oh my fucking God, yes. 1067 00:59:13,724 --> 00:59:15,987 Oh, man. Buckle up there, John, uh. 1068 00:59:16,074 --> 00:59:17,597 We're driving. 1069 00:59:17,684 --> 00:59:18,990 But seriously, buckle up. 1070 00:59:19,077 --> 00:59:21,079 Hey. Is that an open container? 1071 00:59:21,166 --> 00:59:23,081 Dude, do you know much time I can do for that? 1072 00:59:23,168 --> 00:59:25,387 Me, your buddy Chas, in jail. 1073 00:59:25,474 --> 00:59:27,172 It's evil. No, it's sinister. 1074 00:59:27,259 --> 00:59:29,783 I expected a lot more from you, Johnny Depp. 1075 00:59:29,870 --> 00:59:31,568 It's almost showtime, folks! 1076 00:59:31,655 --> 00:59:33,482 Yeah, yeah, Emilie's told me so much! 1077 00:59:33,570 --> 00:59:34,788 It's nice to finally meet you. 1078 00:59:34,875 --> 00:59:37,356 I feel like I already know you guys. 1079 00:59:37,443 --> 00:59:39,837 Babe, I hope you've called your loved ones 1080 00:59:39,924 --> 00:59:43,318 because they're kidnapping us. 1081 00:59:43,405 --> 00:59:47,322 -Oh, is this... that? -Yeah. 1082 00:59:47,409 --> 00:59:48,561 I hope your girlfriend told you 1083 00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:50,630 that I take this very seriously. 1084 00:59:50,717 --> 00:59:51,762 I have a gun. 1085 00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:55,200 Oh, is this one of these, uh, 1086 00:59:55,287 --> 00:59:57,087 live telecast musicals with the stunt casting? 1087 00:59:57,115 --> 00:59:58,835 Yeah, Mike helped construct some of the sets 1088 00:59:58,899 --> 01:00:00,379 and he wanted to watch it. 1089 01:00:00,466 --> 01:00:03,643 Feel free to sit and join us or... 1090 01:00:05,079 --> 01:00:07,386 Hmm. Oh. Oh! 1091 01:00:10,911 --> 01:00:13,087 Oh, you're serious? 1092 01:00:19,180 --> 01:00:21,443 Does J.D. stand for "Just Dookie'd?" 1093 01:00:24,621 --> 01:00:26,840 Oh, my gosh! This is on right now! 1094 01:00:26,927 --> 01:00:29,190 You think we can just stream it later? 1095 01:00:29,277 --> 01:00:30,714 What do you mean? 1096 01:00:30,801 --> 01:00:32,561 We've been talking about watching this all day. 1097 01:00:32,585 --> 01:00:34,239 Well, I can't help the timing. I mean... 1098 01:00:35,980 --> 01:00:37,851 Just give us a second. 1099 01:00:37,938 --> 01:00:39,157 Gonna be more than a second 1100 01:00:39,244 --> 01:00:41,159 to convince me not to watch this. 1101 01:01:37,345 --> 01:01:44,309 ♪ I'll see you tomorrow, you pretty ghost ♪ 1102 01:01:51,925 --> 01:01:56,147 J.D.! Please! Help me! 1103 01:01:56,234 --> 01:01:59,541 Tell my mom... I hate her! 1104 01:02:06,331 --> 01:02:07,680 What is she even doing with him? 1105 01:02:09,116 --> 01:02:10,727 Like, what kinda contest did he win? 1106 01:02:12,206 --> 01:02:14,643 Oh. Yeah. 1107 01:02:14,731 --> 01:02:16,645 She looks good, though, right? 1108 01:02:16,733 --> 01:02:18,212 I mean, like, it's not just some 1109 01:02:18,299 --> 01:02:20,867 romantic nostalgia high school shit. 1110 01:02:20,954 --> 01:02:23,174 She looks great. 1111 01:02:23,261 --> 01:02:25,002 Like, what if I made a move on her tonight? 1112 01:02:26,046 --> 01:02:27,787 Would that be messed up? 1113 01:02:30,442 --> 01:02:35,055 I don't... maybe... yeah, I don't know. 1114 01:02:35,142 --> 01:02:37,841 -Hi! -Hi, hi, hi! 1115 01:02:37,928 --> 01:02:39,408 Oh my God, sorry, we have to be quiet. 1116 01:02:39,494 --> 01:02:40,950 It took me hours to put the baby down. 1117 01:02:40,974 --> 01:02:42,846 Dude, you "put the baby down?" 1118 01:02:42,933 --> 01:02:44,773 You killed your own baby and it took you hours? 1119 01:02:44,804 --> 01:02:45,979 Dude, it's a baby! 1120 01:02:46,066 --> 01:02:47,938 I meant "get him down." 1121 01:02:48,025 --> 01:02:50,505 -Also... -Ow, it's tender. 1122 01:02:50,592 --> 01:02:52,464 You didn't tell me you had a baby. 1123 01:02:52,551 --> 01:02:54,553 Oh, no... is it mine? 1124 01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:56,400 Oh, really? Are you gonna do this shit every single time? 1125 01:02:56,424 --> 01:02:58,862 Yeah, every time you have a baby I will. 1126 01:02:58,949 --> 01:03:01,212 How is my little dude Roland doing? 1127 01:03:01,299 --> 01:03:03,301 He's the best little dude in the world. 1128 01:03:03,388 --> 01:03:04,824 He is. 1129 01:03:04,911 --> 01:03:06,019 I'll be the judge of that. Let me see him. 1130 01:03:06,043 --> 01:03:08,741 -Chas! -No, he is asleep. 1131 01:03:08,828 --> 01:03:10,980 I just still can't believe you didn't tell me you had a kid. 1132 01:03:11,004 --> 01:03:13,311 -Shut up. -What? It's unexpected 1133 01:03:13,398 --> 01:03:14,834 from you of all people. 1134 01:03:14,921 --> 01:03:16,967 -Chas. -I hate you. 1135 01:03:17,054 --> 01:03:21,101 Look, it would be, like, ideal if you could come out tonight. 1136 01:03:21,188 --> 01:03:22,862 It might be your last chance to meet Emilie's 1137 01:03:22,886 --> 01:03:24,061 current boyfriend. 1138 01:03:24,148 --> 01:03:25,889 Hales, come on. 1139 01:03:27,151 --> 01:03:29,196 I thought you didn't like him. 1140 01:03:29,283 --> 01:03:32,025 I mean, yeah, Dottie, you gotta meet this freak. 1141 01:03:34,201 --> 01:03:36,029 I want to. I'm sorry. 1142 01:03:36,116 --> 01:03:39,685 The surprise really disagrees with me these days. 1143 01:03:41,730 --> 01:03:43,883 -Fuck. I'm sorry, I gotta... -Please do not apologize, 1144 01:03:43,907 --> 01:03:45,473 or I'm going to call the cops. 1145 01:03:49,173 --> 01:03:50,827 Fucking baby. 1146 01:03:57,181 --> 01:04:00,271 Married with a kid at twenty-one. Total gutterball. 1147 01:04:01,794 --> 01:04:03,404 She seems happy. 1148 01:04:03,491 --> 01:04:04,753 Online. 1149 01:04:06,538 --> 01:04:09,671 Seems like a good mom keeping Roland away from you. 1150 01:04:09,758 --> 01:04:12,674 I wouldn't be caught dead with a Roland. Not in my crew. 1151 01:04:19,943 --> 01:04:22,946 Oh, wow, J.D.'s "Mr. Popular" in college. 1152 01:04:23,033 --> 01:04:25,426 Can we not talk about this? 1153 01:04:25,513 --> 01:04:26,906 His list of guys is insane. 1154 01:04:26,993 --> 01:04:28,473 I know there's been a couple of guys. 1155 01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:30,257 I didn't know about a whole list! 1156 01:04:30,344 --> 01:04:31,563 I know his whole list. 1157 01:04:31,650 --> 01:04:33,130 And you think I have a long list. 1158 01:04:33,217 --> 01:04:34,609 I never said that. 1159 01:04:34,696 --> 01:04:36,394 So there's Julian. 1160 01:04:36,481 --> 01:04:38,048 That last like five seconds. 1161 01:04:38,135 --> 01:04:39,266 And Donald. 1162 01:04:39,353 --> 01:04:41,660 He lasted like five seconds. 1163 01:04:41,747 --> 01:04:43,575 "He lasted like five seconds." 1164 01:04:43,662 --> 01:04:44,837 And... Michael? 1165 01:04:45,707 --> 01:04:46,883 Uh... not you. 1166 01:04:46,970 --> 01:04:48,667 I know. 1167 01:04:48,754 --> 01:04:50,277 Is that everyone? 1168 01:04:50,364 --> 01:04:51,800 -Mel. -Mel! 1169 01:04:51,888 --> 01:04:53,193 There it is. 1170 01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:54,978 I knew it came from somewhere. 1171 01:04:55,065 --> 01:04:56,196 What? 1172 01:04:56,283 --> 01:04:57,589 Oh, it's just a conversation 1173 01:04:57,676 --> 01:04:58,914 -you weren't a part of. -Oh, okay. 1174 01:04:58,938 --> 01:05:00,157 Uh... am I missing anyone? 1175 01:05:00,244 --> 01:05:02,986 No, yeah, uh... there's been a lot. 1176 01:05:03,073 --> 01:05:05,075 Uh, hey Michael. You know, we thought 1177 01:05:05,162 --> 01:05:07,077 that J.D. here had a thing for Emilie 1178 01:05:07,164 --> 01:05:08,687 back in high school 1179 01:05:08,774 --> 01:05:10,534 before he came out of the old proverbial closet. 1180 01:05:10,558 --> 01:05:13,387 But he, um... probably had a thing for me the whole time. 1181 01:05:14,388 --> 01:05:16,129 It turned out that Chas was the one 1182 01:05:16,216 --> 01:05:17,696 who had a thing for Emilie instead. 1183 01:05:17,783 --> 01:05:20,873 -Dude, the fuck? -What? It's true. 1184 01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:24,355 So, uh, J.D., uh, sleeping around so much, 1185 01:05:24,442 --> 01:05:27,010 is that just, like, uh, a result of, like, uh, 1186 01:05:27,097 --> 01:05:30,230 coming from, like, a repressed small town community, 1187 01:05:30,317 --> 01:05:32,276 from that to, like, a, like a liberal, 1188 01:05:32,363 --> 01:05:33,363 liberal arts college? 1189 01:05:34,756 --> 01:05:37,498 Uh, I, uh, uh, I, that goes without, 1190 01:05:37,585 --> 01:05:40,371 uh, uh, saying, uh, uh, uh. 1191 01:05:42,286 --> 01:05:45,376 Meanwhile, I can't get a dick to save my wife. 1192 01:05:45,463 --> 01:05:50,033 "To save... to save my wife." 1193 01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:54,167 What are you talking about? What about, uh... um... 1194 01:05:54,254 --> 01:05:57,736 Oh, you don't have Mel to fall back on this time. 1195 01:05:57,823 --> 01:05:59,868 Oh! Desmond! Right? 1196 01:05:59,956 --> 01:06:01,479 That is right, Emilie. 1197 01:06:01,566 --> 01:06:03,655 Good job cyberstalking me. 1198 01:06:03,742 --> 01:06:05,570 Desmond. That's right. 1199 01:06:05,657 --> 01:06:07,615 Yeah, we um... we went out for a little, 1200 01:06:07,702 --> 01:06:09,791 but we never slept together. Isn't that interesting? 1201 01:06:09,878 --> 01:06:11,663 What? Really? 1202 01:06:11,750 --> 01:06:13,578 You didn't tell me that. 1203 01:06:13,665 --> 01:06:15,058 Yeah. 1204 01:06:15,145 --> 01:06:17,756 But, um... don't feel too bad. 1205 01:06:17,843 --> 01:06:19,323 Look at Michael and Emilie. 1206 01:06:19,410 --> 01:06:20,889 They're able to make it work. 1207 01:06:22,630 --> 01:06:24,937 Emilie's told me enough about you to know you're joking, 1208 01:06:25,024 --> 01:06:29,115 but, I mean, we've had sex, to be clear. 1209 01:06:29,202 --> 01:06:31,117 Is that what you call what we do? 1210 01:06:33,206 --> 01:06:35,774 Well, no, I actually call it making love. 1211 01:06:35,861 --> 01:06:37,297 I know, Mikey. I love you. 1212 01:06:37,384 --> 01:06:39,430 Did, um... Emilie also tell you 1213 01:06:39,517 --> 01:06:42,955 that I find sex to be vulgar and shameful? 1214 01:06:44,130 --> 01:06:45,570 You should be disgusted with yourself 1215 01:06:45,653 --> 01:06:47,177 for including my friend here 1216 01:06:47,264 --> 01:06:50,484 in your act of shame. 1217 01:06:53,444 --> 01:06:54,619 Okay. 1218 01:06:57,752 --> 01:07:00,016 Although, I guess it doesn't really matter anyway, 1219 01:07:00,103 --> 01:07:02,670 seeing as we are all going to Hell. 1220 01:07:06,761 --> 01:07:08,024 Speaking of... 1221 01:07:11,288 --> 01:07:14,378 who here wants to play with the Devil? 1222 01:07:21,254 --> 01:07:22,908 Honestly? 1223 01:07:22,995 --> 01:07:24,040 Kinda down. 1224 01:07:25,606 --> 01:07:27,826 I'm kind of cool just kicking it 1225 01:07:27,913 --> 01:07:32,004 -and talking. -Chassy! C'mon! 1226 01:07:32,091 --> 01:07:34,485 Yeah, come on, Chassy. 1227 01:07:37,009 --> 01:07:40,186 Alright. In the shed? 1228 01:07:40,273 --> 01:07:41,448 -Perfect. -Perfect. 1229 01:07:41,535 --> 01:07:43,363 -Sure. -And then I say something, 1230 01:07:50,196 --> 01:07:52,372 We're talking about playing with Ouija boards. 1231 01:07:52,459 --> 01:07:54,200 Last time we talked to a really nice demon 1232 01:07:54,287 --> 01:07:57,769 named Hilgore who needed our help escaping from Hell. 1233 01:07:57,856 --> 01:07:59,423 We were useless. 1234 01:07:59,510 --> 01:08:01,686 He's still there, as far as we know. 1235 01:08:01,773 --> 01:08:03,427 Anyone heard from Hilgore? 1236 01:08:03,514 --> 01:08:05,361 -I have not heard from Hilgore. -I still think about him. 1237 01:08:05,385 --> 01:08:07,320 Well, Hilgore wasn't really giving us much to work with. 1238 01:08:07,344 --> 01:08:10,521 But maybe if, if Michael had been there... 1239 01:08:10,608 --> 01:08:12,151 you seem like the kind of guy who'd be good 1240 01:08:12,175 --> 01:08:13,698 at helping out a demon. 1241 01:08:13,785 --> 01:08:16,048 Is that a fair thing to say here, Michael? 1242 01:08:16,135 --> 01:08:18,833 I don't know. I've never played with a Ouija board. 1243 01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:21,575 Oh, word? Well, it's a lot of fun. 1244 01:08:21,662 --> 01:08:24,317 Yeah, it seems like a barrel of laughs. 1245 01:08:24,404 --> 01:08:26,841 Come on. Did you not hear what I said? 1246 01:08:26,928 --> 01:08:29,105 A demon named Hilgore. 1247 01:08:29,192 --> 01:08:30,628 That doesn't sound fun to you? 1248 01:08:30,715 --> 01:08:33,326 Also, it's not meant to be a barrel of laughs. 1249 01:08:33,413 --> 01:08:35,850 Okay? It's meant to be taken very, very seriously. 1250 01:08:37,113 --> 01:08:38,984 I mean, like... 1251 01:08:39,071 --> 01:08:40,986 Ouija boards are like... 1252 01:08:41,073 --> 01:08:43,162 a Hasbro game for little kids. 1253 01:08:43,249 --> 01:08:47,210 No, actually, it's for adults and it's pronounced 1254 01:08:47,297 --> 01:08:49,081 "wee wee" board. 1255 01:08:51,953 --> 01:08:53,738 "Wee wee" board. 1256 01:08:53,825 --> 01:08:56,610 Michael, it'll change the way that you look at everything. 1257 01:08:56,697 --> 01:08:58,221 That is so true. 1258 01:08:58,308 --> 01:08:59,763 You know, I didn't even believe in spirits 1259 01:08:59,787 --> 01:09:01,528 until I found the board. 1260 01:09:01,615 --> 01:09:03,922 Or until the board found me. 1261 01:09:04,009 --> 01:09:06,577 -Isn't it also... -Or until we found each other. 1262 01:09:06,664 --> 01:09:09,319 Isn't it also true that you're actually 1263 01:09:09,406 --> 01:09:11,538 just subconsciously moving it yourself? 1264 01:09:11,625 --> 01:09:14,324 Last time we played, we talked to an angel that told us 1265 01:09:14,411 --> 01:09:16,021 that Chas and Emilie are soulmates. 1266 01:09:19,677 --> 01:09:20,939 And, in another life, 1267 01:09:21,026 --> 01:09:24,377 I was a goblin named Lord Tittyfuck. 1268 01:09:24,464 --> 01:09:26,118 I don't have the board here, though. 1269 01:09:26,205 --> 01:09:27,791 I think the last time we played it was at Dottie's place. 1270 01:09:27,815 --> 01:09:30,035 Oh, fuck. Right. 1271 01:09:30,122 --> 01:09:33,038 I mean, I don't mind waking up Roland again. 1272 01:09:33,125 --> 01:09:34,276 That's, like, the worst idea. 1273 01:09:34,300 --> 01:09:35,780 We should just go buy a new one. 1274 01:09:35,867 --> 01:09:37,477 Dude, if we visit Dottie a second time, 1275 01:09:37,564 --> 01:09:39,087 she's gonna have to come out with us. 1276 01:09:39,175 --> 01:09:41,065 -It's part of the rules. -Let's just leave her alone. 1277 01:09:41,089 --> 01:09:42,482 -Come on. -Don't you want 1278 01:09:42,569 --> 01:09:44,484 our friend to have fun for just one night? 1279 01:09:44,571 --> 01:09:45,790 -Dude... -Shut the fuck up 1280 01:09:45,877 --> 01:09:47,115 with that shit, dude. She's, like, 1281 01:09:47,139 --> 01:09:48,334 the happiest I've ever seen her. 1282 01:09:48,358 --> 01:09:50,142 Yeah, she's doing really great. 1283 01:09:50,229 --> 01:09:52,536 I guess everyone's okay with our friend being trapped 1284 01:09:52,623 --> 01:09:54,973 for the rest of her fucking life. 1285 01:09:57,280 --> 01:09:58,909 -Hales, stop, I'll stop, sorry. -It's fine, dude, 1286 01:09:58,933 --> 01:10:00,935 I'm going to the bathroom. Just chill. 1287 01:10:09,596 --> 01:10:11,729 Well, what do you think of the space here, Mikey? 1288 01:10:11,816 --> 01:10:13,339 It's pretty big, right? 1289 01:10:13,426 --> 01:10:15,466 You know, J.D. is always saying how big he likes it. 1290 01:10:20,346 --> 01:10:21,346 J.D., come on. 1291 01:10:26,352 --> 01:10:27,875 Whoa, doggie. 1292 01:10:27,962 --> 01:10:31,009 You finished your first? You should really lie down. 1293 01:10:31,096 --> 01:10:33,185 I was thinking about doing that but then I decided 1294 01:10:33,272 --> 01:10:34,926 to kill myself instead, 1295 01:10:35,013 --> 01:10:37,058 if you could point me to the butter knives. 1296 01:10:37,145 --> 01:10:39,278 God, you shouldn't joke about things like that. 1297 01:10:39,365 --> 01:10:41,106 My cousin is lactose intolerant. 1298 01:10:41,193 --> 01:10:42,238 Oh. 1299 01:11:06,958 --> 01:11:08,699 So, um... 1300 01:11:08,786 --> 01:11:11,528 are you actually gonna go get a Ouija board? 1301 01:11:11,615 --> 01:11:13,660 Dude, we need to go get a Ouija board. 1302 01:11:13,747 --> 01:11:15,836 Meaning that you and Chas want to use it 1303 01:11:15,923 --> 01:11:18,056 to pull a prank on Michael? 1304 01:11:18,143 --> 01:11:19,884 No. 1305 01:11:19,971 --> 01:11:21,494 I wanna pull a prank on Michael. 1306 01:11:22,669 --> 01:11:25,106 Oh, wow, going solo. 1307 01:11:26,586 --> 01:11:28,240 Well, I mean, 1308 01:11:28,327 --> 01:11:31,765 now you know about it, so I guess you're a part of it. 1309 01:11:31,852 --> 01:11:33,637 I guess I'm honored 1310 01:11:35,595 --> 01:11:38,468 You, uh... got any intel on Michael? 1311 01:11:39,599 --> 01:11:41,297 Just all I can find on Facebook 1312 01:11:41,384 --> 01:11:42,907 are his stupid parents' names 1313 01:11:42,994 --> 01:11:44,822 and where he went to high school. 1314 01:11:44,909 --> 01:11:45,953 It's like... 1315 01:11:47,215 --> 01:11:50,393 it's like we don't need a board... 1316 01:11:50,480 --> 01:11:52,612 we got a ghost right here! 1317 01:11:57,922 --> 01:12:00,141 Which was meant to be a bad joke. 1318 01:12:00,228 --> 01:12:01,969 My non-reaction was meant to be funny. 1319 01:12:02,056 --> 01:12:05,190 But the thing is, you always give me a non-reaction. 1320 01:12:05,277 --> 01:12:06,713 I think something's wrong with you. 1321 01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:09,499 You ever smiled in your life? 1322 01:12:09,586 --> 01:12:12,719 It's hard for me to imagine you having a thriving social life 1323 01:12:12,806 --> 01:12:14,939 in college with this attitude. 1324 01:12:15,026 --> 01:12:17,158 College is actually going really well for me. 1325 01:12:17,245 --> 01:12:19,465 Oh, I could not tell by looking at you. 1326 01:12:19,552 --> 01:12:21,859 You, on the other hand, look... 1327 01:12:21,946 --> 01:12:22,990 exhausted. 1328 01:12:23,077 --> 01:12:24,992 College has aged you. 1329 01:12:27,386 --> 01:12:29,301 Yeah, I know, right? 1330 01:12:29,388 --> 01:12:30,607 It's like, kind of fucked up. 1331 01:12:30,694 --> 01:12:33,261 It is because I haven't been sleeping. 1332 01:12:33,349 --> 01:12:39,006 Like, I literally cannot sleep at all. 1333 01:12:39,093 --> 01:12:40,375 I've been getting sleep paralysis. 1334 01:12:40,399 --> 01:12:41,574 I get it like once a week. 1335 01:12:41,661 --> 01:12:43,794 And when I get it, 1336 01:12:43,881 --> 01:12:45,535 it's the shadow man in the doorway, 1337 01:12:46,797 --> 01:12:48,059 just peering in at me. 1338 01:12:51,279 --> 01:12:52,279 Seems fake. 1339 01:12:52,324 --> 01:12:54,631 It's not fake. 1340 01:12:54,718 --> 01:12:57,764 It rules. It's like entering another dimension. 1341 01:12:57,851 --> 01:12:58,983 It's like... 1342 01:13:00,637 --> 01:13:03,770 I love my weekly visits from the shadow man. 1343 01:13:03,857 --> 01:13:06,033 That doesn't happen to me 'cuz I sleep really well. 1344 01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:08,296 Hm. 1345 01:13:08,384 --> 01:13:10,168 I said stop it! 1346 01:13:10,255 --> 01:13:11,865 Jesus Christ. 1347 01:13:13,301 --> 01:13:14,888 Sounds like the former rage-aholic frat boy 1348 01:13:14,912 --> 01:13:16,000 is coming out. 1349 01:13:16,087 --> 01:13:17,480 So glad he's here tonight. 1350 01:13:18,481 --> 01:13:20,396 And Emilie worked so hard reforming him. 1351 01:13:20,483 --> 01:13:22,223 Emilie's not what reformed him. 1352 01:13:27,403 --> 01:13:29,709 What do you know, Joe DiMaggio? 1353 01:13:34,714 --> 01:13:36,716 When he and Emilie started dating, 1354 01:13:36,803 --> 01:13:39,240 she told me some things that 1355 01:13:40,590 --> 01:13:42,069 explain a lot. 1356 01:13:42,156 --> 01:13:44,071 It's actually really tragic. 1357 01:13:44,158 --> 01:13:45,682 J.D., listen to me, look... 1358 01:13:46,987 --> 01:13:49,381 don't take for granted that I'm letting you in on my top 1359 01:13:49,468 --> 01:13:51,905 secret scheming, like, it's, just... 1360 01:13:53,429 --> 01:13:55,648 not even Chas knows about this. 1361 01:13:55,735 --> 01:13:57,433 So what you tell me, 1362 01:13:57,520 --> 01:13:59,454 it's strictly confidential, we have like a sacred bond, 1363 01:13:59,478 --> 01:14:01,219 it's like, fun, right... 1364 01:14:01,306 --> 01:14:04,135 He got in a really bad car accident. 1365 01:14:06,050 --> 01:14:08,226 Oh my God, is he brain damaged? 1366 01:14:08,313 --> 01:14:10,184 God. Well that makes things a lot less fun. 1367 01:14:10,271 --> 01:14:11,882 Why would you tell me that? 1368 01:14:11,969 --> 01:14:15,363 He hit a car that had three people in it, 1369 01:14:15,451 --> 01:14:17,365 and he was the only survivor. 1370 01:14:20,847 --> 01:14:22,762 What the fuck? 1371 01:14:22,849 --> 01:14:25,330 Why didn't I fucking see anything about that? 1372 01:14:25,417 --> 01:14:26,897 More, come on, where... 1373 01:14:26,984 --> 01:14:28,159 where did it happen? When? 1374 01:14:28,246 --> 01:14:30,204 Orange County. 2020. 1375 01:14:32,076 --> 01:14:33,793 His parents got a really good lawyer that was able to put 1376 01:14:33,817 --> 01:14:36,210 the blame on the other car and got the case dismissed. 1377 01:14:36,297 --> 01:14:38,169 Uh Michael, I didn't mean to, uh... 1378 01:14:38,256 --> 01:14:40,693 hurt your feelings, uh... 1379 01:15:03,150 --> 01:15:05,283 So, are you guys just... 1380 01:15:06,327 --> 01:15:07,372 hangin' out? 1381 01:15:08,982 --> 01:15:11,724 -Shootin' the shit. -Straight chillin', dude. 1382 01:15:11,811 --> 01:15:13,639 Yeah. Alright. 1383 01:15:15,249 --> 01:15:17,077 I'll see you out there. 1384 01:15:20,037 --> 01:15:21,342 The cap. 1385 01:15:24,432 --> 01:15:26,086 Wow, Michael, no beer for your girlfriend? 1386 01:15:28,959 --> 01:15:30,632 The dude's been through a lot. I don't think we need 1387 01:15:30,656 --> 01:15:31,938 to bring up his violent past tonight. 1388 01:15:31,962 --> 01:15:33,529 Dude, yeah, I know, that is like... 1389 01:15:33,616 --> 01:15:35,618 -Yeah. -I have my limits. 1390 01:15:40,187 --> 01:15:42,363 We should totally still get a Ouija board, though. 1391 01:15:46,890 --> 01:15:49,414 I am not going to pretend 1392 01:15:49,501 --> 01:15:51,329 to communicate with one of the victims 1393 01:15:51,416 --> 01:15:53,940 of his vehicular manslaughter I swear. 1394 01:15:56,595 --> 01:15:57,814 Like, seriously. 1395 01:16:25,015 --> 01:16:26,886 No, seriously, it's fine. 1396 01:16:26,973 --> 01:16:28,801 I'll just watch the car. 1397 01:16:28,888 --> 01:16:30,020 From what? 1398 01:16:30,107 --> 01:16:31,717 I... 1399 01:16:52,433 --> 01:16:54,479 He does have a nice butt. 1400 01:16:54,566 --> 01:16:56,176 It looks like your butt. 1401 01:16:56,263 --> 01:16:57,830 -Hey. -It's a good butt! 1402 01:16:57,917 --> 01:17:00,354 It's a good butt. What can I say? 1403 01:17:00,441 --> 01:17:02,226 He's a good dad in this book. 1404 01:17:02,313 --> 01:17:04,620 I love this... love "Everywhere," 1405 01:17:04,707 --> 01:17:06,143 -what is it called? -"Everywhere." 1406 01:17:14,847 --> 01:17:16,719 You know these things work, right? 1407 01:17:16,806 --> 01:17:18,068 Bullshit. 1408 01:17:18,155 --> 01:17:20,200 Why'd you even come then, "Needle Dick?" 1409 01:17:20,287 --> 01:17:21,724 "Needle Dick!" 1410 01:17:21,811 --> 01:17:22,986 That's a throwback. 1411 01:17:23,073 --> 01:17:24,727 I'm serious. 1412 01:17:24,814 --> 01:17:26,903 Few years ago, I used to use one of these every week. 1413 01:17:26,990 --> 01:17:29,645 Talked to a demon named Seth, and, uh... 1414 01:17:31,777 --> 01:17:32,909 come here. 1415 01:17:36,129 --> 01:17:37,914 He used to fuck the shit outta me. 1416 01:17:52,885 --> 01:17:56,367 THE HOLY DEATH 1417 01:18:15,038 --> 01:18:17,997 Gotta get the plastic off the portal to another world. 1418 01:18:27,311 --> 01:18:28,704 You're so funny! 1419 01:18:49,463 --> 01:18:50,682 Do you have quarters? 1420 01:18:52,162 --> 01:18:53,424 Oh! Yeah, uh... 1421 01:18:53,511 --> 01:18:55,382 -Oh! I do. -Do you have four? 1422 01:18:55,469 --> 01:18:56,819 Yeah. 1423 01:18:56,906 --> 01:18:59,865 I don't remember needing quarters. 1424 01:18:59,952 --> 01:19:01,780 Is that a new thing? 1425 01:19:01,867 --> 01:19:03,477 One time, Chas and Haley put quarters 1426 01:19:03,564 --> 01:19:05,871 in every corner, then asked the board to move them 1427 01:19:05,958 --> 01:19:08,918 and when they finished playing, the quarters had disappeared. 1428 01:19:09,005 --> 01:19:10,658 Um, what the fuck? 1429 01:19:10,746 --> 01:19:13,357 Sorry, I just told him about that. 1430 01:19:13,444 --> 01:19:15,185 It's a good story! 1431 01:19:15,272 --> 01:19:17,840 God, for a second I thought you were possessed by like... 1432 01:19:17,927 --> 01:19:19,842 -a ghost. -I thought you were possessed 1433 01:19:19,929 --> 01:19:22,018 by the "Princess" herself! 1434 01:19:22,105 --> 01:19:23,909 The one from the water towers that actually just turned out 1435 01:19:23,933 --> 01:19:25,456 to be Chas' sister? 1436 01:19:25,543 --> 01:19:27,371 Wow, Emilie. 1437 01:19:27,458 --> 01:19:30,766 Yeah, what an insane lie to tell your current boyfriend. 1438 01:19:30,853 --> 01:19:33,159 You know, we actually saw a real ghost that night, 1439 01:19:33,246 --> 01:19:35,727 and we have never been... 1440 01:19:35,814 --> 01:19:37,033 the same. 1441 01:19:38,686 --> 01:19:41,124 I must say, that night with the Princess 1442 01:19:41,211 --> 01:19:43,953 was mine and Haley's grand opus in terms of pranks 1443 01:19:44,040 --> 01:19:46,042 that we played on our little buddy J.D. 1444 01:19:46,129 --> 01:19:48,609 Um, excuse me? I helped too! 1445 01:19:48,696 --> 01:19:51,569 It's true, no, you were instrumental. 1446 01:19:51,656 --> 01:19:53,353 Uh, we used your girlfriend as bait, 1447 01:19:53,440 --> 01:19:54,896 because, as you know, we thought that J.D. 1448 01:19:54,920 --> 01:19:56,530 was in love with her but it turns out 1449 01:19:56,617 --> 01:19:58,619 that he was really in love with me. 1450 01:19:58,706 --> 01:20:00,230 Still worked. 1451 01:20:00,317 --> 01:20:02,275 We kind of brought you in last minute, though. 1452 01:20:02,362 --> 01:20:04,669 J.D. and Dottie were freaked out of their minds. 1453 01:20:04,756 --> 01:20:06,192 J.D. started speaking in tongues 1454 01:20:06,279 --> 01:20:07,846 to keep the demons away. 1455 01:20:07,933 --> 01:20:10,762 This is so much fun! I love reliving getting bullied! 1456 01:20:13,721 --> 01:20:15,636 I'm sorry. 1457 01:20:15,723 --> 01:20:16,986 "Bullied?" 1458 01:20:17,073 --> 01:20:18,683 How did we bully you? 1459 01:20:18,770 --> 01:20:20,206 You bullied me into going out, 1460 01:20:20,293 --> 01:20:22,034 and the only reason you wanted me to go out 1461 01:20:22,121 --> 01:20:23,731 was so you could continue bullying me. 1462 01:20:25,081 --> 01:20:26,473 Bullied? 1463 01:20:26,560 --> 01:20:28,606 What are you, in fifth grade? 1464 01:20:28,693 --> 01:20:30,129 Dude, we didn't do shit. 1465 01:20:30,216 --> 01:20:31,803 You went out with us because Emilie was there, 1466 01:20:31,827 --> 01:20:34,090 -and so was my little butt. -Chas, come on, Stop. 1467 01:20:34,177 --> 01:20:35,961 You're bullying me right now. 1468 01:20:36,048 --> 01:20:38,007 Dude, shut the fuck up. 1469 01:20:38,094 --> 01:20:40,705 I'm sorry you had such a shitty night in high school. 1470 01:20:40,792 --> 01:20:42,054 Stop being a baby about it. 1471 01:20:42,141 --> 01:20:43,795 That's what you're sorry about? 1472 01:20:43,882 --> 01:20:46,450 I'm sorry that we provoked you to... to what? 1473 01:20:46,537 --> 01:20:48,974 Speak in tongues? What do you want me to say? 1474 01:20:49,061 --> 01:20:51,237 I don't know, man. Pick any given day in high school, 1475 01:20:51,324 --> 01:20:53,457 apologize, and you'll hit something. 1476 01:20:53,544 --> 01:20:56,460 And stop insinuating that I was, like, in love with you. 1477 01:20:56,547 --> 01:21:00,377 Remember how Dottie was suspended like that whole year? 1478 01:21:00,464 --> 01:21:01,963 Yeah, I remember you telling me about that... 1479 01:21:01,987 --> 01:21:03,225 I even bought you booze that night. 1480 01:21:03,249 --> 01:21:04,816 Yeah, booze I didn't like. 1481 01:21:04,903 --> 01:21:07,079 She almost didn't walk in graduation, like, barely. 1482 01:21:07,166 --> 01:21:09,057 That almost happened to my high school friends... 1483 01:21:09,081 --> 01:21:10,798 Well you didn't have to go out with your friends 1484 01:21:10,822 --> 01:21:12,191 and you didn't have to drink your friend's booze either. 1485 01:21:12,215 --> 01:21:15,653 Okay. Wow. Chas wins, like always. 1486 01:21:15,740 --> 01:21:17,698 J.D. plays the victim, as always. 1487 01:21:17,785 --> 01:21:18,874 Chas. 1488 01:21:20,832 --> 01:21:22,573 Sorry, Mom... 1489 01:21:22,660 --> 01:21:23,704 and stepdad. 1490 01:21:26,838 --> 01:21:28,666 As a peace offering, you wanna play first? 1491 01:21:33,279 --> 01:21:34,411 I will go... 1492 01:21:35,847 --> 01:21:38,197 if you summon Seth the fuck demon. 1493 01:21:40,112 --> 01:21:42,288 "The fuck demon." 1494 01:21:42,375 --> 01:21:44,290 The... what? 1495 01:21:44,377 --> 01:21:46,336 Michael, my man. 1496 01:21:46,423 --> 01:21:48,207 You wanna go first? 1497 01:21:48,294 --> 01:21:49,905 Uh... I think I'm okay. 1498 01:21:49,992 --> 01:21:52,124 Oh, yeah. You don't wanna miss the televised 1499 01:21:52,211 --> 01:21:54,291 Legally Blondemusical that's airing in a few minutes. 1500 01:21:56,824 --> 01:21:59,104 You know, I was only watching that because I worked on it. 1501 01:21:59,175 --> 01:22:00,872 No, I get it, man. It's your baby. 1502 01:22:00,959 --> 01:22:03,440 I think it said, "Dedicated to Michael Kinkyfer" 1503 01:22:03,527 --> 01:22:04,765 -at the end, didn't it? -Keikhofer. 1504 01:22:04,789 --> 01:22:06,530 It did! But only after it said, 1505 01:22:06,617 --> 01:22:07,855 "Directed by Michael Kockoffer." 1506 01:22:07,879 --> 01:22:08,967 Actually it's Kiekhofer. 1507 01:22:09,054 --> 01:22:11,970 "Directed by Michelle Kockoffered." 1508 01:22:12,057 --> 01:22:13,493 It's Michael Keikhofer. 1509 01:22:13,580 --> 01:22:14,451 Michelle Kockoffer. 1510 01:22:14,538 --> 01:22:15,582 Michael... 1511 01:22:15,669 --> 01:22:16,690 -Keikhofer. -Michelle. 1512 01:22:16,714 --> 01:22:18,629 M... Michelle Kocks. 1513 01:22:18,716 --> 01:22:21,153 Hey, would you not watch it if you weren't working on it? 1514 01:22:21,240 --> 01:22:23,503 Oh, wait, yeah, do you, like, not like musicals? 1515 01:22:23,590 --> 01:22:25,897 Yeah. Is it, like, too girly for you? 1516 01:22:25,984 --> 01:22:27,377 You know, you are dating 1517 01:22:27,464 --> 01:22:29,248 the former star of our drama department. 1518 01:22:29,335 --> 01:22:31,033 Oh, wow. 1519 01:22:31,120 --> 01:22:33,339 High praise coming from the memorization queen herself. 1520 01:22:33,426 --> 01:22:35,211 Oh, she's still got it, by the way, 1521 01:22:35,298 --> 01:22:37,430 There's this, like, suicide hotline ad 1522 01:22:37,517 --> 01:22:39,128 that she's got memorized by heart. 1523 01:22:39,215 --> 01:22:40,651 She's done it a few times today. 1524 01:22:40,738 --> 01:22:43,436 -You should really hear it. -Please. Do not. 1525 01:22:43,523 --> 01:22:45,743 Oh, I won't bore you with my theatrics, Michael, 1526 01:22:45,830 --> 01:22:48,920 because I do know that you hate the institution of theater. 1527 01:22:49,007 --> 01:22:50,443 I actually really love theater. 1528 01:22:50,530 --> 01:22:51,836 I love musicals. 1529 01:22:51,923 --> 01:22:53,335 One of the first things we bonded over 1530 01:22:53,359 --> 01:22:54,815 was both being in high school productions 1531 01:22:54,839 --> 01:22:55,927 of Beauty and the Beast. 1532 01:22:56,014 --> 01:22:58,147 No shit. Who did you play? 1533 01:23:03,195 --> 01:23:05,676 -The Beast. -Oh, my God. 1534 01:23:05,763 --> 01:23:06,851 Do you have any pictures? 1535 01:23:06,938 --> 01:23:08,070 -No. -Yes. 1536 01:23:09,810 --> 01:23:10,724 Please don't. 1537 01:23:10,811 --> 01:23:11,987 Come on, it's so good. 1538 01:23:15,816 --> 01:23:18,428 Oh, my God. 1539 01:23:18,515 --> 01:23:20,865 You look like Howard Stern. 1540 01:23:23,259 --> 01:23:25,324 So did the director choose not to give you any makeup 1541 01:23:25,348 --> 01:23:27,350 because you kind of already look the part, or...? 1542 01:23:27,437 --> 01:23:28,762 I actually did have makeup. I just don't have 1543 01:23:28,786 --> 01:23:30,135 any pictures of it. 1544 01:23:30,222 --> 01:23:31,745 You did have makeup? 1545 01:23:31,832 --> 01:23:33,636 You think I looked like that in the actual show? 1546 01:23:33,660 --> 01:23:35,140 I'm sorry. I don't know. 1547 01:23:35,227 --> 01:23:36,552 I obviously didn't get to see the actual show. 1548 01:23:36,576 --> 01:23:37,945 Yeah, Emilie didn't have to use makeup 1549 01:23:37,969 --> 01:23:39,753 in our production because... 1550 01:23:43,322 --> 01:23:44,889 Fuck it. 1551 01:23:44,976 --> 01:23:46,823 Let's play this Ouija board thing here, whaddaya say? 1552 01:23:46,847 --> 01:23:48,284 Oh! 1553 01:23:48,371 --> 01:23:50,416 Emilie didn't have to use makeup in our production 1554 01:23:50,503 --> 01:23:52,984 because she was so beautiful, huh? 1555 01:23:53,071 --> 01:23:55,856 Oh, Chassy. 1556 01:23:55,943 --> 01:23:58,250 Why don't you two lovebirds go first? 1557 01:23:58,337 --> 01:24:00,470 Shut up. But okay. 1558 01:24:06,128 --> 01:24:07,651 Don't worry about it, dude. 1559 01:24:07,738 --> 01:24:10,088 She's, like, really good at connecting with spirits. 1560 01:24:10,175 --> 01:24:13,309 Don't worry, though. It's just Chas' subconscious. 1561 01:24:13,396 --> 01:24:15,311 Ha. Ha. 1562 01:24:17,052 --> 01:24:18,246 -Are there any... -Is there any... 1563 01:24:18,270 --> 01:24:19,706 Sorry. 1564 01:24:19,793 --> 01:24:20,881 -I'll do it. -Okay. 1565 01:24:22,448 --> 01:24:24,450 Are there any spirits with us tonight? 1566 01:24:31,718 --> 01:24:33,894 Hm. Maybe we gotta warm it up. 1567 01:24:43,295 --> 01:24:46,168 Are there any little freaks with us here tonight? 1568 01:24:46,255 --> 01:24:47,884 What the fuck? They're not gonna respond to that. 1569 01:24:47,908 --> 01:24:49,954 They're gonna respond to it! 1570 01:24:57,788 --> 01:25:00,834 Well, hi. You so did that. 1571 01:25:00,921 --> 01:25:01,966 No! 1572 01:25:03,098 --> 01:25:04,099 Okay, maybe. 1573 01:25:06,492 --> 01:25:08,190 Are there any spirits with us tonight? 1574 01:25:08,277 --> 01:25:09,582 Do you have to keep asking that? 1575 01:25:09,669 --> 01:25:11,149 Yeah. You have to keep asking it. 1576 01:25:11,236 --> 01:25:13,156 It's only polite. Okay? This is a game of manners 1577 01:25:13,195 --> 01:25:14,326 first and foremost. 1578 01:25:18,896 --> 01:25:21,551 Em, come on, you keep on moving it! 1579 01:25:21,638 --> 01:25:24,119 I'm sorry! I'm sorry. 1580 01:25:24,206 --> 01:25:26,469 -You're banned. -No! 1581 01:25:26,556 --> 01:25:29,341 -J.D., come on down. -Kill yourself. 1582 01:25:29,428 --> 01:25:31,952 Alright. Hales, come on down. 1583 01:25:33,650 --> 01:25:35,260 Super disappointed in you. 1584 01:25:35,347 --> 01:25:37,306 See! It's so fun! 1585 01:25:52,364 --> 01:25:55,062 Is the Princess here with us tonight? 1586 01:25:59,241 --> 01:26:00,242 Sorry. 1587 01:26:01,721 --> 01:26:05,290 Are there any spirits with us tonight? 1588 01:26:13,516 --> 01:26:16,736 My God, it just got, like, so cold in here. 1589 01:26:16,823 --> 01:26:18,521 Yeah, it's kind of chilly. 1590 01:26:35,886 --> 01:26:37,192 Hello? 1591 01:26:38,715 --> 01:26:39,759 Hello. 1592 01:26:40,891 --> 01:26:41,935 What's your name? 1593 01:26:58,169 --> 01:27:00,345 Krem? 1594 01:27:00,432 --> 01:27:01,825 Don't be rude. 1595 01:27:01,912 --> 01:27:03,609 Sorry. 1596 01:27:03,696 --> 01:27:05,481 Hi, Krem. 1597 01:27:05,568 --> 01:27:07,570 Krem, are you a friendly spirit? 1598 01:27:15,882 --> 01:27:18,189 Krem, do you live in this shed? 1599 01:27:22,498 --> 01:27:23,499 Where do you live? 1600 01:27:41,604 --> 01:27:43,475 Heaven. 1601 01:27:43,562 --> 01:27:44,563 Wow. 1602 01:27:45,738 --> 01:27:47,914 -That's really nice, Krem. -Aw. 1603 01:27:49,351 --> 01:27:51,135 Krem, will you move our quarters? 1604 01:27:52,397 --> 01:27:55,008 Will you make our quarters disappear, Krem? 1605 01:27:55,095 --> 01:27:57,097 Say "no," Krem. Those are my quarters. 1606 01:27:57,184 --> 01:27:59,448 -Shh. -I need them for laundry. 1607 01:27:59,535 --> 01:28:01,624 Krem, do you wanna speak to our friend Emilie? 1608 01:28:03,582 --> 01:28:06,193 Krem! Dude! What the hell! 1609 01:28:07,151 --> 01:28:08,195 "No"? 1610 01:28:24,951 --> 01:28:25,996 Michael. 1611 01:28:28,607 --> 01:28:29,913 Krem wants a word with you. 1612 01:28:30,914 --> 01:28:33,699 Michael, this is huge. 1613 01:28:33,786 --> 01:28:35,658 -Nope. -Come on, babe. 1614 01:28:35,745 --> 01:28:37,747 You're blowing your chance to talk to an angel 1615 01:28:37,834 --> 01:28:39,792 in Heaven named Krem. 1616 01:28:39,879 --> 01:28:41,359 Yeah, for sure. 1617 01:28:41,446 --> 01:28:42,752 Ask it something personal. 1618 01:28:42,839 --> 01:28:43,839 Nah. 1619 01:28:43,883 --> 01:28:44,883 Hm. 1620 01:28:44,928 --> 01:28:46,364 Krem... 1621 01:28:46,451 --> 01:28:48,323 what was the mascot at Michael's high school? 1622 01:28:59,508 --> 01:29:00,770 Lions? 1623 01:29:00,857 --> 01:29:02,380 Emilie could've told you that. 1624 01:29:02,467 --> 01:29:04,507 Why would I tell them that? I didn't even know that. 1625 01:29:04,556 --> 01:29:06,210 What are Michael's parents names? 1626 01:29:23,749 --> 01:29:25,925 Robert and Denise? 1627 01:29:26,012 --> 01:29:28,406 -You definitely told them that. -No! I didn't. 1628 01:29:28,493 --> 01:29:30,016 I didn't. 1629 01:29:30,103 --> 01:29:32,018 Okay. Board. 1630 01:29:32,105 --> 01:29:33,368 -What's the... -Ugh. "Board?" 1631 01:29:34,804 --> 01:29:37,284 Their name is Krem. 1632 01:29:39,417 --> 01:29:40,853 Krem. 1633 01:29:40,940 --> 01:29:43,595 What's the name of my cousin Stephanie's friend 1634 01:29:43,682 --> 01:29:45,771 Matt's ex-wife? 1635 01:29:56,826 --> 01:29:59,959 Huh. I guess Krem doesn't know that one. 1636 01:30:00,046 --> 01:30:01,308 Nice try. 1637 01:30:01,396 --> 01:30:02,832 Babe, I'm not doing anything. 1638 01:30:17,803 --> 01:30:19,544 Ashley. 1639 01:30:19,631 --> 01:30:20,806 Is that her name? 1640 01:30:21,981 --> 01:30:23,418 Not even close. 1641 01:30:30,990 --> 01:30:32,992 Ashley... 1642 01:30:33,079 --> 01:30:34,646 Davies. 1643 01:30:35,778 --> 01:30:37,083 Who is that? 1644 01:30:43,089 --> 01:30:44,917 Uh... is there something wrong? 1645 01:30:48,094 --> 01:30:49,487 What are you doing? 1646 01:30:49,574 --> 01:30:51,576 Having a conversation with Krem. 1647 01:30:51,663 --> 01:30:53,099 Why are you doing this? 1648 01:30:53,186 --> 01:30:55,145 It's not funny. 1649 01:30:55,232 --> 01:30:57,408 Dude, what's wrong? Do you know an Ashley Davies? 1650 01:30:57,495 --> 01:30:59,671 -Babe... is this...? -Why would... 1651 01:30:59,758 --> 01:31:01,543 what... what the fuck? 1652 01:31:01,630 --> 01:31:03,719 What's going on? Who's Ashley Davies? 1653 01:31:03,806 --> 01:31:05,634 Yeah, seriously, what the hell? 1654 01:31:05,721 --> 01:31:07,331 Fuck this. Did you say something? 1655 01:31:07,418 --> 01:31:08,506 I didn't say anything. 1656 01:31:08,593 --> 01:31:10,116 Can you say something? 1657 01:31:10,203 --> 01:31:12,336 Can you please not do this? This is really mean. 1658 01:31:12,423 --> 01:31:13,772 Wait, wait, it's moving! 1659 01:31:15,905 --> 01:31:17,950 Gina. 1660 01:31:18,037 --> 01:31:19,667 Is it just guessing the name of your girlfriend's cousin's 1661 01:31:19,691 --> 01:31:21,171 friend or whatever? 1662 01:31:21,258 --> 01:31:22,999 -Stop fucking with me. -Did you tell them? 1663 01:31:24,391 --> 01:31:25,480 I didn't say anything. 1664 01:31:26,524 --> 01:31:27,525 Tell us what? 1665 01:31:29,179 --> 01:31:30,702 Why are you doing this? 1666 01:31:30,789 --> 01:31:33,966 Are you insane? I'm not doing anything. 1667 01:31:34,053 --> 01:31:35,446 I swear. 1668 01:31:35,533 --> 01:31:37,970 -I can't be around this. -It's okay! Breathe. 1669 01:31:38,057 --> 01:31:40,756 What's happening to him? 1670 01:31:40,843 --> 01:31:41,887 Baby, calm down. 1671 01:31:43,802 --> 01:31:45,674 Chas, this is not funny. 1672 01:31:45,761 --> 01:31:47,066 Dude, I don't know what this is. 1673 01:31:47,153 --> 01:31:48,851 I feel like I kind of missed something. 1674 01:31:48,938 --> 01:31:51,178 It is kind of funny, though. Look at him! He's possessed! 1675 01:31:51,244 --> 01:31:52,985 I can't stay calm! I'm trying... 1676 01:31:53,072 --> 01:31:55,771 Maybe he's possessed by Krem! 1677 01:31:55,858 --> 01:31:57,381 Oh! Oh! it's moving again! 1678 01:31:57,468 --> 01:31:59,165 -See! It's not me! -Chas! 1679 01:31:59,252 --> 01:32:00,863 I'm not doing anything! 1680 01:32:00,950 --> 01:32:02,754 Bullshit, dude! I saw it move when your hand was on it! 1681 01:32:02,778 --> 01:32:04,538 What the fuck? No you didn't. It was moving before... 1682 01:32:04,562 --> 01:32:06,192 I need some fresh air, and... where's the button?! 1683 01:32:06,216 --> 01:32:07,347 Please calm down. 1684 01:32:07,434 --> 01:32:08,348 How do you get outta this thing? 1685 01:32:08,435 --> 01:32:10,307 I didn't, I'm not doing... 1686 01:32:10,394 --> 01:32:13,049 fuck you! Hales, come on, you're the one doing this. 1687 01:32:13,136 --> 01:32:14,485 Fuck you! I'm not! 1688 01:32:16,269 --> 01:32:18,489 I am breathing. I just need to find the button. 1689 01:32:18,576 --> 01:32:20,056 Can you just try to calm down? 1690 01:32:20,143 --> 01:32:21,512 Why didn't you tell me you were gonna do this? 1691 01:32:21,536 --> 01:32:22,798 Do what? 1692 01:32:22,885 --> 01:32:24,277 If you're not the one doing this, 1693 01:32:24,364 --> 01:32:26,279 then maybe we really are talking to something. 1694 01:32:26,366 --> 01:32:28,368 Wow. Yeah. Okay. Fuck you. 1695 01:32:28,455 --> 01:32:31,328 Whatever you say. Oh! Oh! Krem's talking again. 1696 01:32:34,766 --> 01:32:36,483 I think this whole thing would've been funnier 1697 01:32:36,507 --> 01:32:38,901 if I knew what was going on. 1698 01:32:38,988 --> 01:32:40,642 I think you should stop. 1699 01:32:43,166 --> 01:32:45,081 Ooh, Diana. 1700 01:32:50,608 --> 01:32:52,107 Whoa, dude, is this what your performance 1701 01:32:52,131 --> 01:32:53,742 of the Beast looked like? 1702 01:35:11,270 --> 01:35:14,143 BE THERE IN 15 1703 01:35:58,361 --> 01:35:59,841 Lotta Chinese food in there, Hales. 1704 01:35:59,928 --> 01:36:01,668 I'm very worried about you. 1705 01:36:01,756 --> 01:36:03,366 Have you ever noticed how in movies, 1706 01:36:03,453 --> 01:36:05,257 whenever someone opens the fridge, there's always... 1707 01:36:05,281 --> 01:36:06,935 Chinese food inside? 1708 01:36:07,022 --> 01:36:08,501 I think it's because 1709 01:36:08,588 --> 01:36:10,262 it's much easier to put a Chinese food carton 1710 01:36:10,286 --> 01:36:12,941 inside of a fridge than, like, actual food. 1711 01:36:13,028 --> 01:36:14,832 You see it and you assume that there's food in it, 1712 01:36:14,856 --> 01:36:16,256 and so it saves the props department 1713 01:36:16,335 --> 01:36:17,554 from having to, like, 1714 01:36:17,641 --> 01:36:18,860 make actual shit 1715 01:36:18,947 --> 01:36:20,227 to put in Tupperware or whatever. 1716 01:36:24,387 --> 01:36:26,171 Allergies. 1717 01:36:26,258 --> 01:36:28,478 I'm allergic to cocaine! 1718 01:36:28,565 --> 01:36:29,696 I'm joking. 1719 01:36:31,263 --> 01:36:32,264 Are you okay? 1720 01:36:33,700 --> 01:36:34,789 Yeah, uh... 1721 01:36:34,876 --> 01:36:35,877 No, I'm... 1722 01:36:38,705 --> 01:36:41,186 Did you bring in the knife that was outside? 1723 01:36:42,231 --> 01:36:44,146 Didn't J.D.'s house have a painting like this? 1724 01:36:46,148 --> 01:36:47,149 No. 1725 01:36:48,890 --> 01:36:50,717 Then maybe it was someone else. 1726 01:36:50,805 --> 01:36:52,719 Um, you're, uh, you're thinking of me. 1727 01:36:52,807 --> 01:36:54,286 That's from my parents' place. 1728 01:36:54,373 --> 01:36:55,940 Are you fucking with me? 1729 01:36:56,027 --> 01:36:57,550 Are you sure that's not J.D.'s? 1730 01:36:57,637 --> 01:36:59,814 My parents have had that since I was little. 1731 01:36:59,901 --> 01:37:03,382 You and JD are friends now, huh? 1732 01:37:03,469 --> 01:37:04,949 We hang out sometimes. 1733 01:37:05,036 --> 01:37:06,908 Huh! Interesting. 1734 01:37:08,083 --> 01:37:09,519 When was the last time you saw him? 1735 01:37:10,737 --> 01:37:12,522 I don't know, I, um... 1736 01:37:12,609 --> 01:37:14,698 At a game night, I think. A couple weeks ago. 1737 01:37:16,047 --> 01:37:17,570 Games? 1738 01:37:17,657 --> 01:37:19,485 Hey, I love games. 1739 01:37:19,572 --> 01:37:21,183 Have you ever played, um... 1740 01:37:22,880 --> 01:37:24,839 what's it called? 1741 01:37:25,883 --> 01:37:27,406 Um. 1742 01:37:27,493 --> 01:37:29,017 Russian Remoulade? 1743 01:37:30,235 --> 01:37:31,889 Do you... do you mean Russian Rummy? 1744 01:37:31,976 --> 01:37:33,673 No, I mean Russian Remoulade. 1745 01:37:33,760 --> 01:37:35,414 My grandma taught me how to play this. 1746 01:37:39,114 --> 01:37:41,377 You never know either of your grandmas. 1747 01:37:41,464 --> 01:37:43,074 Then one of my grandpas taught me. 1748 01:37:45,511 --> 01:37:47,165 So, uh... 1749 01:37:47,252 --> 01:37:48,558 It's a lot like Texas Stakeout. 1750 01:37:50,255 --> 01:37:52,127 Have you ever played Texas Stakeout? 1751 01:37:53,693 --> 01:37:56,000 I've played Texas Hold'em. 1752 01:37:56,087 --> 01:37:58,089 I don't know what that is, but... 1753 01:37:58,176 --> 01:38:00,222 if you've ever played Texas Stakeout, 1754 01:38:00,309 --> 01:38:01,745 you would know... 1755 01:38:01,832 --> 01:38:04,704 that each player is dealt 1756 01:38:04,791 --> 01:38:07,055 five... 1757 01:38:07,142 --> 01:38:08,883 and a half cards. 1758 01:38:12,321 --> 01:38:14,714 Now, this next part 1759 01:38:14,801 --> 01:38:16,151 is a lot like Goldfish. 1760 01:38:17,326 --> 01:38:18,544 Have you ever played Goldfish? 1761 01:38:19,719 --> 01:38:21,417 I have played Go Fish. 1762 01:38:22,679 --> 01:38:24,028 I'm losing my mind. 1763 01:38:24,115 --> 01:38:25,397 I don't know what the hell these games 1764 01:38:25,421 --> 01:38:26,857 you're talking about are. 1765 01:38:31,557 --> 01:38:32,602 Now listen. 1766 01:38:34,560 --> 01:38:38,260 I'm gonna need you to pay very specific attention. 1767 01:38:39,522 --> 01:38:40,566 You got it? 1768 01:38:44,396 --> 01:38:46,442 Yeah! Jesus Christ. 1769 01:38:46,529 --> 01:38:47,922 Yeah. Okay. 1770 01:38:55,320 --> 01:38:56,843 Hey, time is not part of the game. 1771 01:38:58,149 --> 01:39:00,847 Round one is very similar to Jack Black. 1772 01:39:00,935 --> 01:39:02,458 Have you ever played Jack Black? 1773 01:39:06,244 --> 01:39:07,376 No. 1774 01:39:08,551 --> 01:39:11,380 You gotta pull your jokers 1775 01:39:11,467 --> 01:39:12,598 and make them kiss. 1776 01:39:17,603 --> 01:39:19,083 I don't have any jokers. 1777 01:39:20,258 --> 01:39:22,434 That's okay. 1778 01:39:22,521 --> 01:39:24,088 For this next part, just, uh... 1779 01:39:25,307 --> 01:39:26,961 just put any card down that you want. 1780 01:39:33,402 --> 01:39:35,230 Very good. 1781 01:39:35,317 --> 01:39:37,710 As you can see, it's a lot like Pokemen. 1782 01:39:37,797 --> 01:39:38,929 Put down another. 1783 01:39:45,066 --> 01:39:46,371 It's a lot like Dos. 1784 01:39:50,897 --> 01:39:53,117 This game is a lot like capitalism. 1785 01:39:53,204 --> 01:39:54,292 Makes you think, huh? 1786 01:39:55,467 --> 01:39:57,054 My two grandpas taught me a lot about life 1787 01:39:57,078 --> 01:39:58,166 through this game. 1788 01:40:05,042 --> 01:40:07,262 Hey! I'm okay! Thanks! 1789 01:40:07,349 --> 01:40:09,525 I'll stick to the cocaine. 1790 01:40:26,411 --> 01:40:28,457 This game is a lot like capitalism. 1791 01:40:28,544 --> 01:40:29,632 Have I said that yet? 1792 01:40:59,966 --> 01:41:01,011 Fuck. 1793 01:41:03,231 --> 01:41:04,232 Fuck. 1794 01:41:07,235 --> 01:41:08,584 You're very good at this. 1795 01:41:13,893 --> 01:41:14,938 Well, 1796 01:41:16,113 --> 01:41:17,506 there's only one thing for me to do 1797 01:41:17,593 --> 01:41:18,681 when that card is drawn. 1798 01:41:44,924 --> 01:41:46,204 Did you play your last card yet? 1799 01:41:48,145 --> 01:41:49,146 Yup. 1800 01:41:52,236 --> 01:41:53,933 Good. 1801 01:41:54,020 --> 01:41:55,065 Good. 1802 01:41:56,022 --> 01:41:58,634 Um... good. 1803 01:42:00,418 --> 01:42:02,507 There's, um... 1804 01:42:02,594 --> 01:42:04,988 only one more thing we need to do. 1805 01:42:07,338 --> 01:42:09,819 -Cut the deck. -What the fuck, Chas. 1806 01:42:09,906 --> 01:42:11,516 What? 1807 01:42:11,603 --> 01:42:12,885 I didn't realize that you cared so much 1808 01:42:12,909 --> 01:42:14,128 about these cards. 1809 01:42:16,913 --> 01:42:17,914 What is wrong with you? 1810 01:42:18,001 --> 01:42:19,394 No, sorry. I'm sorry. 1811 01:42:19,481 --> 01:42:20,699 Gosh, I like... 1812 01:42:21,787 --> 01:42:23,354 I'm so out of it. 1813 01:42:23,441 --> 01:42:25,878 I'm... I'm really freaked out from when 1814 01:42:25,965 --> 01:42:27,943 when I thought that someone was trying to break in earlier, 1815 01:42:27,967 --> 01:42:29,143 and it was... 1816 01:42:30,144 --> 01:42:31,232 Sorry. 1817 01:42:38,326 --> 01:42:40,110 What? 1818 01:42:44,941 --> 01:42:47,378 That was me earlier trying to break in. 1819 01:42:49,511 --> 01:42:51,948 Huh? 1820 01:43:04,700 --> 01:43:06,876 I was trying to break in, 1821 01:43:07,964 --> 01:43:10,662 um, as, like, a bit, 1822 01:43:10,749 --> 01:43:13,404 but then I bailed immediately, and I just walked 1823 01:43:13,491 --> 01:43:17,408 around the area for like fifteen minutes and I got lost. 1824 01:43:17,495 --> 01:43:19,175 And that's how I ended up in your backyard. 1825 01:43:20,237 --> 01:43:21,804 But hey, I don't do bits anymore. 1826 01:43:25,764 --> 01:43:28,376 The "bit" was, um... 1827 01:43:28,463 --> 01:43:30,508 it was breaking into my house? 1828 01:43:30,595 --> 01:43:31,640 Yeah. 1829 01:43:32,684 --> 01:43:35,034 Good thing I didn't. You would've hacked me to bits. 1830 01:43:48,352 --> 01:43:49,919 So I heard that with this new 1831 01:43:50,006 --> 01:43:51,747 KFC twelve-piece tender meal, 1832 01:43:52,182 --> 01:43:54,793 they're giving away six free cookies. 1833 01:43:54,880 --> 01:43:56,491 See this guy? 1834 01:43:56,578 --> 01:43:58,754 Hey there, YouTube folks. 1835 01:43:58,841 --> 01:44:02,148 It's Scot from "Scot Scarfs It." 1836 01:44:02,236 --> 01:44:03,604 -Hey, come over here. -We made it. 1837 01:44:03,628 --> 01:44:04,788 We made it to the Holy Grail. 1838 01:44:04,847 --> 01:44:06,327 This guy eats food. 1839 01:44:08,111 --> 01:44:10,200 Goddamn time to get my goddamn KFC. 1840 01:44:10,287 --> 01:44:11,201 Here we go! Let's rock 'n roll! 1841 01:44:11,288 --> 01:44:12,594 C'mon, he eats chicken. 1842 01:44:12,681 --> 01:44:14,509 Oh, there they are. 1843 01:44:14,596 --> 01:44:15,945 -Lots of it. -Alright guys 1844 01:44:16,032 --> 01:44:17,642 take a look at these bad mamas. 1845 01:44:17,729 --> 01:44:19,296 See the pieces coming off here? 1846 01:44:19,383 --> 01:44:20,926 That's how you know it's really well made. 1847 01:44:20,950 --> 01:44:23,169 It is clinging to the ligaments. 1848 01:44:24,432 --> 01:44:27,217 Oh yeah, let's get a nice... Oh, look at that. 1849 01:44:27,304 --> 01:44:29,524 Oh, you can see the batter, the chicken's cooked 1850 01:44:29,611 --> 01:44:31,047 all the way through. 1851 01:44:31,134 --> 01:44:32,527 Wonderful. 1852 01:44:32,614 --> 01:44:35,878 Absolutely beautiful. 1853 01:44:35,965 --> 01:44:38,533 I gotta say, that's a... that's a solid tender 1854 01:44:38,620 --> 01:44:40,970 right there, my friends. That is... 1855 01:44:41,057 --> 01:44:42,406 definitely would recommend. 1856 01:44:42,493 --> 01:44:44,278 Scot would put this on the top. 1857 01:44:44,365 --> 01:44:47,411 Next thing we're gonna go for are these famous fries. 1858 01:44:48,891 --> 01:44:50,762 I remember when I was a little boy, 1859 01:44:50,849 --> 01:44:53,504 these things used to come in wedges. 1860 01:44:53,591 --> 01:44:55,463 Fries are actually pretty damn good, actually. 1861 01:45:03,122 --> 01:45:04,602 I had a wild dream last night. 1862 01:45:10,042 --> 01:45:13,219 It's kind of why I came to your place, to come see you. 1863 01:45:17,180 --> 01:45:18,877 This is true, it's not a bit. 1864 01:45:20,444 --> 01:45:21,445 Do you wanna hear it? 1865 01:45:37,722 --> 01:45:40,334 So I'm with you and... 1866 01:45:41,683 --> 01:45:44,294 we're driving along this hillside that's like, 1867 01:45:44,381 --> 01:45:45,643 catching on fire. 1868 01:45:48,603 --> 01:45:50,822 And there's a bunch of cars plummeting down it just 1869 01:45:52,041 --> 01:45:53,216 one after the other. 1870 01:45:55,871 --> 01:45:59,004 And you told me that you wanted to drive up it. 1871 01:46:01,137 --> 01:46:04,836 Because our house that we lived in together was there. 1872 01:46:08,362 --> 01:46:10,886 And I said, "Absolutely not." 1873 01:46:12,627 --> 01:46:14,498 I mean, the thing's like catching on fire, 1874 01:46:16,457 --> 01:46:17,675 "the fuck is wrong with you?" 1875 01:46:24,639 --> 01:46:26,641 But I couldn't stop you. 1876 01:46:31,254 --> 01:46:32,560 So I just had to go with it. 1877 01:46:36,999 --> 01:46:38,696 So you started driving up the hill, 1878 01:46:41,133 --> 01:46:42,178 and we're like, 1879 01:46:43,440 --> 01:46:46,400 off-roading and, and jumping off of bumps and stuff, 1880 01:46:49,664 --> 01:46:50,926 and we get to the top, 1881 01:46:54,277 --> 01:46:57,411 and we hit an incline that makes us flip. 1882 01:47:00,326 --> 01:47:01,589 And so we're flipping 1883 01:47:03,242 --> 01:47:05,114 and crashing all the way down. 1884 01:47:09,118 --> 01:47:10,815 And it didn't hurt, but, 1885 01:47:13,122 --> 01:47:15,864 but I could feel, like, like every crash, 1886 01:47:16,952 --> 01:47:17,953 all the way down. 1887 01:47:22,871 --> 01:47:24,438 There was nothing I could do about it. 1888 01:47:37,538 --> 01:47:40,671 Hey, it wasn't your fault. 1889 01:47:42,151 --> 01:47:43,718 -It was just a dream. -Mm-hmm. 1890 01:47:50,202 --> 01:47:51,552 I should take off. 1891 01:47:52,727 --> 01:47:54,119 I shouldn't have come here. 1892 01:47:57,035 --> 01:47:59,124 I didn't mean to make you so uncomfortable. 1893 01:48:05,653 --> 01:48:07,742 Can I... can I borrow your phone? 1894 01:48:07,829 --> 01:48:09,483 -Look... -To tell my people up north 1895 01:48:09,570 --> 01:48:11,006 not to meet me here tomorrow? 1896 01:48:12,921 --> 01:48:13,922 Please stay. 1897 01:48:15,401 --> 01:48:18,187 I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. Please stay. 1898 01:48:19,405 --> 01:48:20,624 Nothing to be sorry about. 1899 01:48:24,715 --> 01:48:25,890 But I am sorry. 1900 01:48:27,936 --> 01:48:30,068 I'm sorry for everything. 1901 01:48:30,155 --> 01:48:31,809 You have nothing to apologize for. 1902 01:48:31,896 --> 01:48:33,376 Yeah. Yeah I do. 1903 01:48:33,463 --> 01:48:35,552 Haley, seriously, stop. 1904 01:48:35,639 --> 01:48:36,684 I am... 1905 01:48:37,685 --> 01:48:39,774 I'm... I'm so sorry for everything. 1906 01:48:44,822 --> 01:48:47,216 You don't have anything to be sorry for. 1907 01:48:48,391 --> 01:48:50,654 I know you think you do, but you don't, okay? 1908 01:48:50,741 --> 01:48:51,742 Okay. 1909 01:48:54,876 --> 01:48:55,877 Say it. 1910 01:48:58,836 --> 01:48:59,881 What? 1911 01:49:00,969 --> 01:49:03,014 Say that you don't need to apologize to me. 1912 01:49:05,495 --> 01:49:07,279 I don't need to apologize to you. 1913 01:49:09,717 --> 01:49:10,718 Say it again. 1914 01:49:14,809 --> 01:49:16,593 I don't need to apologize to you. 1915 01:49:22,512 --> 01:49:25,515 But I do. I'm gonna need to apologize to you 1916 01:49:25,602 --> 01:49:27,735 for the rest of my life. I'm so sorry. 1917 01:49:28,997 --> 01:49:31,303 What happened that night wasn't your fault. 1918 01:49:33,741 --> 01:49:35,786 Can you say that for me? 1919 01:49:35,873 --> 01:49:38,441 What happened that night wasn't your fault. 1920 01:49:40,138 --> 01:49:41,444 Haley. 1921 01:49:48,756 --> 01:49:50,540 What happened that night wasn't my fault. 1922 01:49:51,976 --> 01:49:53,978 What happened that night wasn't your fault. 1923 01:49:56,198 --> 01:49:57,895 What happened that night wasn't my fault. 1924 01:49:59,593 --> 01:50:01,682 What happened that night was my fault. 1925 01:50:01,769 --> 01:50:03,509 What happened that night was not your fault. 1926 01:50:03,597 --> 01:50:05,990 What happened that night wasn't your fault. 1927 01:50:08,340 --> 01:50:09,820 Red leather, yellow leather. 1928 01:50:11,866 --> 01:50:13,345 Red leather, yellow leather. 1929 01:50:16,131 --> 01:50:18,873 Round and round the rugged rocks the ragged rascal ran. 1930 01:50:18,960 --> 01:50:21,745 Round and round the rugged rocks the ragged rascal ran. 1931 01:50:21,832 --> 01:50:23,225 -Rabbit season. -Duck season. 1932 01:50:23,312 --> 01:50:24,400 Who's on first? 1933 01:50:26,097 --> 01:50:27,621 Oh, my God... 1934 01:50:35,541 --> 01:50:38,893 I have nothing to mess up anymore. 1935 01:50:43,201 --> 01:50:44,246 I'm... 1936 01:51:09,097 --> 01:51:11,316 Please don't hate me, I'm sorry. 1937 01:51:14,276 --> 01:51:15,581 I'm sorry. 1938 01:51:20,891 --> 01:51:22,458 No, no, no, no, no. 1939 01:51:31,119 --> 01:51:32,120 Come in! 136086