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male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
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THE TREASURES WITHIN...
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- THIS IS DO OR DIE.
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narrator: ARE PUT UP
FOR AUCTION.
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- THREE.
- 400.
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- YEAH.
- YEAH.
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- YEAH!
- SOLD.
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narrator: COMING UP...
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- UP.
- YOU'RE OUT.
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- YEP.
- I GOT 1,850 HERE.
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- UP.
- WHO THE [bleep] IS THIS GUY?
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- BACK IT UP.
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IT'S LOOKING LIKE 1,800.
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WHAT'S MY BOOK WORTH?
- THIS ONE...
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IS WORTH--
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- 100.
- [indistinct rapid speech]
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- LOOKS LIKE EVERYBODY
WANTS THAT MYSTERY TRUNK.
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THIS IS WHY I WEAR GLOVES.
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[country rock music]
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♪
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- THIS IS THE WOW FACTOR.
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- I'M NOT INTIMIDATED
BY ANY BUYERS.
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- CASH IS KING.
WINNER TAKES ALL.
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- YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GOING TO ENCOUNTER.
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♪
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- LET'S GO! LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
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- ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN
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♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN
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♪ YEAH YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
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♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN
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- SOLD!
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- TODAY, WE'RE AT ALLEC
SELF STORAGE
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IN RIVERSIDE, CALIFORNIA.
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- DRIVING THROUGH
THIS NEIGHBORHOOD,
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IT LOOKS LIKE THERE'S A LOT
OF HOUSES UP FOR SALE.
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I'M EXPECTING THESE UNITS
TO BE FULL
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OF A LOT OF HOUSEHOLD ITEMS.
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BRANDI, GET OUT OF THE CAR.
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LET'S GO.
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- SO DAN SAID THERE MAY BE
COLLECTABLES AT THIS FACILITY.
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SO HERE I AM.
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OH, MY GOD.
NO KIDDING.
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LOOK AT THIS.
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BOY, THE POPULATION
GREW HERE PRETTY QUICK.
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- GOOD MORNING.
GOOD MORNING.
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HI, EVERYONE.
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- SO THERE'S A SERIOUSLY HUGE
CROWD AT THIS PLACE,
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WHICH IS GOOD, REALLY,
'CAUSE, UM,
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I LIKE MEETING NEW PEOPLE.
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YOU GUYS' FIRST TIME?
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- THIS IS OUR FIRST WEEK...
- OH, REALLY?
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- AND WE'RE GOING ALL-IN
WITH IT.
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I'M GONNA QUIT MY JOB.
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- HE'S QUITTING HIS JOB?
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DOES HE HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD
THIS BUSINESS ACTUALLY IS?
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WELL, GOOD LUCK TO YOU GUYS.
- ALL RIGHT.
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- YEAH.
- GOOD LUCK TO YOU.
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- I'LL SEE YOU
WHEN THE BIDDING STARTS.
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- ALL RIGHT, BOYS AND GIRLS,
WELCOME TO THE AUCTION.
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WE'RE GONNA GO THROUGH
THESE GATES.
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WE'RE GONNA REMOVE THE LOCK.
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WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR.
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WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU FIVE
MINUTES TO TAKE LOOK AROUND.
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YOU CAN'T OPEN ANY BOXES.
YOU CAN'T GO INSIDE.
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AS SOON AS EVERYBODY'S
DONE LOOKING,
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WHOEVER'S GOT THE MOST CASH
IN THEIR POCKET'S GONNA BUY IT.
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ARE YOU READY?
all: YEAH!
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- ALL RIGHT, FOLKS,
WE GOT FIVE UNITS TODAY.
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LET'S DO IT.
- LET'S GO!
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- WE'RE HOPING THAT DAVE AND
DARRELL WEREN'T GONNA SHOW UP
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AND IT LOOKS LIKE
THEY'RE NOT,
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SO, I MEAN,
THIS IS OUR CHANCE
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TO GET A UNIT
FOR A GOOD PRICE
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IF WE CAN JUST BEAT OUT THESE
OTHER...NEWBIES.
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TODAY COULD BE OUR DAY.
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- WE'LL SEE.
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- HOW COME YOU'RE NOT
IN SCHOOL TODAY?
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LET ME ASK
A SILLY QUESTION.
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VACATION?
- YEAH.
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- OH, HOLIDAY.
ALL RIGHT.
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I THINK THE BEST WAY TO WIN
IN THIS HUGE CROWD OF NEWBIES
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IS TO BEFRIEND 'EM
AND MAYBE GET ONE OF THEM
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TO DO MY BIDDING.
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TELL YOU WHAT.
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I'M GONNA HELP YOU
WIN THIS ONE.
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- THAT IS A LITTLE SOMETHING
SPECIAL RIGHT THERE.
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- THERE'S NOT MUCH
IN THIS UNIT.
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THE ONLY THING I'M SEEING
IS THAT OLD TRUNK.
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IT'S NOT ENOUGH FOR ME.
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- WHAT DO YOU SEE, ROBERT?
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OOH, LOOK AT THAT OLD TRUNK.
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70, 80 YEARS OLD THIS TRUNK
AND COVERED IN DUST.
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THAT COULD HAVE SOME
GOOD STUFF IN IT.
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I'VE HIRED HIM AS
A PROFESSIONAL BIDDER.
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HE'S DOING THE BIDDING
FOR ME TODAY.
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RIGHT, ROBERT?
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- IF YOU'RE A GAMBLER,
JUMP UP.
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IF YOU'RE NOT, DON'T.
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- NOT ENOUGH TO GAMBLE
ON THERE.
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- [laughs]
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- I MEAN, I LIKE TO GAMBLE,
BUT I WANT SOME ODDS
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OR SOMETHING.
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- WE'RE GONNA GO RIGHT NOW.
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I GOT THE BIG OLD MYSTERY
TRUNK UNIT.
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HOW MUCH MONEY?
I GOT 10 RIGHT THERE.
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NOW 20.
I GOT 25 RIGHT THERE.
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[indistinct rapid speech]
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I GOT 50 BUCKS.
75, 75 AND YOU'RE OUT.
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75, SIR?
75, YOUNG MAN?
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[indistinct rapid speech]
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100 AND A 1/4,
100 AND A 1/2.
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100 AND A 1/2.
175.
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175.
HOW ABOUT 200?
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200 RIGHT THERE.
NOW 200 AND A 1/4, 225.
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I ALREADY GOT 200 HERE.
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- LOOKS LIKE EVERYBODY WANTS
THAT MYSTERY TRUNK.
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HANG ON A MINUTE.
LET'S BID.
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- 250 WHERE?
- HE'S RIGHT HERE.
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- ARE YOU GUYS IN?
- YES, WE ARE.
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- ARE YOU BANKLLING
THIS YOUNG MAN?
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- WE'RE TOGETHER ON THIS DEAL.
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- ALL RIGHT, 250 FOR YOU GUYS.
275 WHERE?
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I GOT 250.
275 GOING ONCE.
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I'VE GOT 250.
275, 275 GOING TWICE.
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275 AND A 300.
- HIT HIM AGAIN.
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COME ON.
PUT YOUR HAND UP.
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- 300 THERE.
300 AND A 1/4 NOW.
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I GOT 300 BUCKS
WITH THE GAMBLERS.
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300 AND A 1/4 THERE.
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BID 350.
I GOT 300 AND A 1/4.
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300 AND A 1/2, YOUNG MAN.
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ARE YOU GUYS IN?
- [indistinct]
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- ARE YOU GUYS IN?
- WE'RE TOGETHER.
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- 375.
400 THERE. 400 AND A 1/4.
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- THIS IS GETTING TO BE
A PRETTY PRICEY LOCKER,
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BUT I WANT TO SEE WHAT'S
IN THAT TRUNK.
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- 400 AND A 1/4.
- ALL RIGHT!
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- 425.
YEAH.
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YOU'RE GOING
IN A PANIC THERE, HUH?
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- I THOUGHT I MISSED IT.
- 475.
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[indistinct rapid speech]
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YOU GUYS ARE OUT.
I GOT 450 AGAINST YOU.
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475 TO YOU.
- WE'RE IN NOW.
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- [indistinct rapid speech]
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525.
GAMBLERS OR NOT, DAMN IT?
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- THROW IT UP.
COME ON.
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PUT YOUR HAND UP.
- YEAH.
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- 500 AND A 1/2, SIR.
I'VE GOT 500 AND A 1/4.
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500 AND A 1/2.
[indistinct rapid speech]
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575.
I GOT 550.
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- THROW IT UP.
- 550.
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575.
WHAT ABOUT 600?
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[indistinct rapid speech]
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600.
COME ON, DAMN IT!
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YOU'RE NOT IN VEGAS.
ACT LIKE YOU ARE.
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- 575, BABY.
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YOU'RE IN AT 575.
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- AND 600 GOING ONCE
AND 600 GOING TWICE.
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GONNA BID 600 BUCKS?
FAIR WARNING.
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GOT TO GO.
GONNA BID 600 BUCKS OR NOT?
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SOLD THAT TO THE BOY FOR $575.
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- 575!
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[cheers and applause]
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- CRAZY! CRAZY!
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- I WOULDN'T HAVE PAID
$25 FOR THAT.
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- HEY, WE ARE PARTNERS, RIGHT?
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ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
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- ALL RIGHT.
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- OKAY, FOLKS,
DO NOT GO INSIDE.
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TAKE A GOOD LOOK FROM THE DOOR.
IT'S A BIG UNIT.
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- I SEE BRANDI'S NEW CAR
IN THERE.
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YOU WOULD LOOK SO HOT
IN THAT, BRANDI,
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WITH THE PINK WHEELS.
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- YOU HAVE TO CLEAN THAT UP
FOR ME A LITTLE BIT THOUGH.
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OOH, THERE'S NEON LIGHTS ALL
OVER THE PLACE, J.
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- IS THERE?
- YEAH.
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AND LOOK, THOSE ARE THE THINGS
THAT GO OVER THE POOL TABLES.
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- A LOCKER LIKE THIS COULD
FILL MY SHELVES FOR WEEKS.
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THIS ONE'S MINE.
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- CAN'T HELP BUT
TO NOTICE THE BOX
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THAT SAYS, "PLAYBOY1999."
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WAS THAT PARTICULARLY
A GOOD, STRONG,
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VINTAGE YEAR FOR PLAYBOY?
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THOSE PLAYBOYMAGAZINES
ARE OLD,
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BUT THEY'RE NOT QUITE
COLLECTIBLE YET.
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- 15.
- OKAY.
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- UH--
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- THAT'S THE NUMBER
I WAS GONNA SAY TOO.
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OUR LIMIT ON THIS UNIT
IS 1,500,
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BUT I DON'T EVEN THINK I'M GONNA
HAVE TO GO PAST 1,000.
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- ALL RIGHTY, IF YOU'RE READY
TO GO, I'M READY TO GO,
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AND HERE WE GO.
NICE LITTLE UNIT.
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BIG OL' 10X25.
AND I GOT 500 RIGHT THERE.
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NOW 600 WHERE?
- YEP.
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YEP.
- 700.
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- 1,000.
- 1,000 THERE.
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AND 12 1/2 WHERE?
I GOT $1,000.
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YOU BID 12 1/2.
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BID 1,500, WHERE?
1,500 BUCKS.
200
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17 1/2.
BILL, YOU'RE OUT.
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I GOT 15.
17 1/2.
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WHAT ABOUT 18? WHERE?
[indistinct rapid speech]
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- WHO THE [bleep] IS THIS GUY?
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- 2,000.
2,000 GOING ONCE.
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2,000 WHERE?
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[indistinct rapid speech]
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2,000 GOING ONCE.
17 1/2.
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WHAT ABOUT 1,850?
GOING TWICE.
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- YEAH.
- 1,850.
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[indistinct rapid speech]
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- UP.
- 2,050, YOU'RE OUT.
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I'VE GOT 1,950 HERE.
- YEP!
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- 2,000 BUCKS EVEN.
[indistinct rapid speech]
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2,050.
2,100.
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I'VE GOT 2,050 HERE.
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- THIS GUY'S GOT
TO BE AT HIS MAX.
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- I'VE GOT 2,050 HERE.
2,100, HOW ABOUT THAT?
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I'VE GOT 2,050.
2,100 GOING ONCE.
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- YEP!
- 2,100.
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NOW 2.
I'VE GOT 2,100.
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2,200.
[indistinct rapid speech]
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- 2,200.
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- 2,200 WHERE?
I'VE GOT 2,100.
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2,200.
- UP.
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- YEP.
- 2,300. 2,300.
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JARROD, YOU'RE OUT.
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WANT TO BID 2,300?
I GOT 2,200 GOING ONCE.
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- I ALREADY GOT KICKED ONCE.
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- OH, YOU'VE ONLYBEEN
KICKED ONCE.
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I'VE GOT 2,200.
2,300 GOING TWICE.
231
00:07:41,771 --> 00:07:43,255
[indistinct rapid speech]
232
00:07:43,290 --> 00:07:44,981
- YEP!
- ALL RIGHT.
233
00:07:45,016 --> 00:07:45,982
ALL RIGHT!
- 2,300.
234
00:07:46,017 --> 00:07:47,294
- ALL RIGHT.
235
00:07:47,328 --> 00:07:48,675
SERIOUSLY, JARROD,
JUST BECAUSE
236
00:07:48,709 --> 00:07:50,297
WE HAVE 3 GRAND DOES
NOT MEAN
237
00:07:50,331 --> 00:07:51,609
YOU CAN SPEND IT ALL
ON ONE LOCKER.
238
00:07:51,643 --> 00:07:53,818
- I'VE GOT 2,300.
2,400.
239
00:07:53,852 --> 00:07:56,372
2,400 GOING ONCE.
AND I GOT 2,300 GOING TWICE.
240
00:07:56,406 --> 00:07:57,580
LAST AND FINAL CALL.
241
00:07:58,616 --> 00:07:59,927
- 2,300 GOING TWICE.
242
00:07:59,962 --> 00:08:01,860
YOU BID 2,300?
2,300 GOING ONCE.
243
00:08:01,895 --> 00:08:03,206
2,300 AND 2,400.
- WHOO!
244
00:08:03,241 --> 00:08:05,519
- I'VE GOT 2,300.
[indistinct rapid speech]
245
00:08:05,554 --> 00:08:07,348
2,400 WHERE?
I'VE GOT 2,300.
246
00:08:07,383 --> 00:08:08,729
2,400.
2,400 GOING ONCE.
247
00:08:08,764 --> 00:08:10,593
AND I GOT 2,300 GOING TWICE.
248
00:08:10,628 --> 00:08:11,939
LAST AND FINAL CALL.
- UP.
249
00:08:11,974 --> 00:08:13,665
- 2,400 AND 2,500.
250
00:08:13,700 --> 00:08:16,047
I'VE GOT 2,400.
[indistinct rapid speech]
251
00:08:16,081 --> 00:08:17,566
YOU'RE OUT.
- ONE MORE TIME.
252
00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:19,119
- 2,500.
DO YOU HAVE IT IN YOU, JARROD?
253
00:08:19,153 --> 00:08:20,810
2,500 GOING ONCE.
- ONE MORE TIME.
254
00:08:20,845 --> 00:08:23,468
- I'VE GOT 2,400 GOING ONCE.
2,500 GOING TWICE.
255
00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,435
2,500.
LAST AND FINAL CALL.
256
00:08:25,470 --> 00:08:26,644
SAYING NO.
GOT TO GO. GUESS WHAT.
257
00:08:26,678 --> 00:08:28,577
[indistinct rapid speech]
258
00:08:28,611 --> 00:08:29,854
2,500 BUCKS OR NOT?
- YEP!
259
00:08:29,888 --> 00:08:31,441
- WHOA!
260
00:08:31,476 --> 00:08:32,822
- I GOT 2,500.
261
00:08:32,857 --> 00:08:34,030
- CAUGHT BETWEEN "S-O"
AND "L-D."
262
00:08:34,065 --> 00:08:36,101
- 2,600 NOW.
2,600?
263
00:08:36,136 --> 00:08:37,793
BILL, YOU'RE OUT.
I'VE GOT 2,500 WITH JARROD.
264
00:08:37,827 --> 00:08:40,105
2,600 WHERE?
AND 2,600 GOING ONCE.
265
00:08:40,140 --> 00:08:41,831
AND A BID 2,600 GOING TWICE.
266
00:08:41,866 --> 00:08:42,936
- YEP!
267
00:08:42,970 --> 00:08:44,213
- [indistinct rapid speech]
268
00:08:44,247 --> 00:08:46,111
2,650, JARROD, GOING ONCE.
269
00:08:46,146 --> 00:08:48,148
AND 2,600 AND 2,650
GOING TWICE.
270
00:08:48,182 --> 00:08:50,426
YOU SHOOK YOUR HEAD, "NO."
YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THAT.
271
00:08:50,460 --> 00:08:51,600
YOU KNOW IT PISSES ME OFF.
272
00:08:51,634 --> 00:08:53,705
I GOT 2,600 AND 2,650
GOING ONCE.
273
00:08:53,740 --> 00:08:55,051
AND A BID 2,650
GOING TWICE.
274
00:08:55,086 --> 00:08:56,639
LAST AND FINAL CALL.
A FAIR WARNING.
275
00:08:56,674 --> 00:08:58,917
AND 2,600.
[indistinct rapid speech]
276
00:08:58,952 --> 00:09:00,609
SOLD IT YOUR WAY, BILL.
YOU GOT IT FOR 2,600.
277
00:09:00,643 --> 00:09:01,886
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
278
00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:03,715
2,600.
HEY!
279
00:09:03,750 --> 00:09:04,889
[cheers and applause]
280
00:09:04,923 --> 00:09:07,926
- BUYING UNITS LIKE THIS
FOR THAT KIND OF MONEY?
281
00:09:07,961 --> 00:09:10,239
HE'LL BE OUT OF BUSINESS
SOONER THAN HE KNOWS.
282
00:09:10,273 --> 00:09:12,241
- THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
283
00:09:12,275 --> 00:09:13,242
THAT'S WHY I SAID, "GOOD GAME.
GOOD GAME."
284
00:09:13,276 --> 00:09:14,554
- THAT WAS CLOSE.
285
00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:16,038
- I'M NOT GONNA GIVE THIS GUY
A HARD TIME,
286
00:09:16,072 --> 00:09:18,281
'CAUSE IT WASN'T THAT LONG AGO
THAT I WAS THE NEWBIE
287
00:09:18,316 --> 00:09:19,593
AND IT WAS TOUGH.
288
00:09:19,628 --> 00:09:20,905
- THAT WAS A HELL OF A BATTLE.
289
00:09:20,939 --> 00:09:22,769
I LIKE IT WHEN THOSE GUYS
BATTLE LIKE THAT.
290
00:09:22,803 --> 00:09:24,287
- YOU KNOW, WE'RE JUST HERE
TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
291
00:09:24,322 --> 00:09:26,842
WE'RE NOT ACTUALLY TRYING
TO RUN A BUSINESS.
292
00:09:26,876 --> 00:09:28,878
- [chuckles]
293
00:09:41,166 --> 00:09:43,997
- THIS UNIT LOOKS LIKE
A BUNCH OF TRASH TO ME,
294
00:09:44,031 --> 00:09:46,102
BUT WITH ALL THESE DUMBASSES
IN THE CROWD RIGHT NOW,
295
00:09:46,137 --> 00:09:49,105
I KNOW SOMEBODY'S GONNA
BE OVERPAYING.
296
00:09:49,140 --> 00:09:51,660
- THERE'S A COUPLE OF QUALITY
FRAMES IN HERE.
297
00:09:51,694 --> 00:09:53,972
BUT HONESTLY, I'M A LITTLE
LEERY ABOUT BIDDING
298
00:09:54,007 --> 00:09:59,012
AGAINST THESE PEOPLE AGAIN.
299
00:09:59,046 --> 00:10:01,670
- STOMACH WAS GROWLING,
I WAS HUNGRY, I STOPPED AND ATE.
300
00:10:06,744 --> 00:10:09,125
YOU KNOW, I'M SEEING A LOT
OF NICE FRAMEWORK.
301
00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:11,024
I SEE A LOT OF BOXES IN HERE.
302
00:10:11,058 --> 00:10:12,715
THIS COULD BE THE LOCKER FOR ME.
303
00:10:12,750 --> 00:10:14,234
BRANDON, WE'RE GONNA GO
FOR THIS.
304
00:10:14,268 --> 00:10:15,200
- IF YOU'RE READY TO GO,
I'M READY TO GO,
305
00:10:15,235 --> 00:10:16,270
AND HERE WE GO.
NUMBER 20.
306
00:10:16,305 --> 00:10:17,271
JARROD, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
50 BUCKS?
307
00:10:17,306 --> 00:10:18,721
- 300!
- 300.
308
00:10:18,756 --> 00:10:19,860
- YEP.
- 400!
309
00:10:19,895 --> 00:10:21,172
- LOOKS LIKE DARRELL
AND BRANDON GOT HERE
310
00:10:21,206 --> 00:10:22,483
JUST IN TIME FOR
THE LAST LOCKER.
311
00:10:22,518 --> 00:10:23,588
- 400!
- YEP.
312
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,107
- 400 1/2, COREY.
313
00:10:25,141 --> 00:10:26,522
400 1/2 RIGHT THERE.
- 500.
314
00:10:26,556 --> 00:10:28,006
- LET'S GO!
- 500 1/2.
315
00:10:28,041 --> 00:10:29,559
[indistinct rapid speech]
316
00:10:29,594 --> 00:10:30,871
- DARRELL WANTS THIS LOCKER.
317
00:10:30,906 --> 00:10:33,702
GOOD LUCK GETTING IT
FROM THIS CROWD, PAL.
318
00:10:33,736 --> 00:10:35,151
- GOT 650 NOW.
319
00:10:35,186 --> 00:10:38,327
I GOT 600 AND 650 WHERE?
I GOT 600 AND 650 GOING ONCE.
320
00:10:38,361 --> 00:10:40,812
650, NOW 700.
[indistinct rapid speech]
321
00:10:40,847 --> 00:10:42,711
YOU WANT TO GO 700?
700, 700 1/2.
322
00:10:42,745 --> 00:10:44,160
[indistinct rapid speech]
- YES.
323
00:10:44,195 --> 00:10:46,784
- ARE THESE ROOKIES REALLY
RUNNING ME UP RIGHT NOW?
324
00:10:46,818 --> 00:10:47,992
- YEP.
- 800, 800 1/2.
325
00:10:48,026 --> 00:10:49,683
900.
900. 900 THERE.
326
00:10:49,718 --> 00:10:51,409
950, SIR.
I'VE GOT 900 BUCKS.
327
00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:52,652
950 BUCKS.
YOU'RE OUT.
328
00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:54,550
I'VE GOT 900 BUCKS.
950.
329
00:10:54,584 --> 00:10:56,725
1,000.
1,000.
330
00:10:56,759 --> 00:10:58,519
1,050, SIR.
I'VE GOT 1,000 BUCKS.
331
00:10:58,554 --> 00:11:00,487
AND 1,050 GOING ONCE.
I GOT 1,000 BUCKS.
332
00:11:00,521 --> 00:11:02,385
AND 1,050 GOING TWICE.
LAST AND FINAL CALL.
333
00:11:02,420 --> 00:11:04,008
1,050, SIR, OR NOT?
334
00:11:04,042 --> 00:11:06,044
SOLD IT YOUR WAY
FOR A $1,000 BILL.
335
00:11:06,079 --> 00:11:07,114
THE GAMBLER.
SIDE BET.
336
00:11:07,149 --> 00:11:08,495
YOU GUYS ARE IN.
$1,000. THANK YOU.
337
00:11:08,529 --> 00:11:09,979
- THAT WAS EXPENSIVE.
338
00:11:10,014 --> 00:11:11,705
- JACKIE WINS THE SALE,
EVERYBODY.
339
00:11:11,740 --> 00:11:12,879
DON'T FORGET TO PAY THE LADY,
FOLKS.
340
00:11:12,913 --> 00:11:14,674
MEET IN THE OFFICE.
341
00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:16,745
- I APPRECIATE YOU LETTING
ME TAKE A LOOK
342
00:11:16,779 --> 00:11:17,849
IN YOUR UNIT RIGHT NOW.
343
00:11:17,884 --> 00:11:19,057
- NO WORRIES.
344
00:11:19,092 --> 00:11:20,403
I HOPE IT'S WORTH
WHAT I PAID FOR IT.
345
00:11:20,438 --> 00:11:21,853
- YEAH, I HOPE IT IS TOO,
YOU KNOW?
346
00:11:21,888 --> 00:11:23,717
I DON'T LIKE TO SEE ANYBODY
LOSE MONEY.
347
00:11:23,752 --> 00:11:25,477
EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T
WIN THIS LOCKER,
348
00:11:25,512 --> 00:11:27,445
I ALMOST SPENT 3,000 BUCKS
ON IT
349
00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:29,171
AND I AM DYING TO KNOW
WHAT'S INSIDE.
350
00:11:29,205 --> 00:11:31,967
LUCKILY, BILL'S GONNA LET ME
TAKE A PEEK IN HIS LOCKER,
351
00:11:32,001 --> 00:11:37,455
SO AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE
TO GO HOME WONDERING.
352
00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:40,009
I--I CAN TELL YOU WHAT
I SEE RIGHT OFF THE BAT.
353
00:11:40,044 --> 00:11:41,286
- [sighs] WHAT ARE YOU SEEING?
354
00:11:41,321 --> 00:11:42,529
- BACK-BREAKING WORK.
355
00:11:42,563 --> 00:11:46,291
- [laughs]
YEP.
356
00:11:46,326 --> 00:11:47,741
- IT'S TOO DIRTY
IN THERE FOR ME.
357
00:11:47,776 --> 00:11:49,432
- YEAH, IT'S VERY DIRTY.
358
00:11:49,467 --> 00:11:50,882
- DID YOU CHECK
ALL THESE DESK DRAWERS?
359
00:11:50,917 --> 00:11:52,919
SOMETIMES YOU GET LUCKY
WITH THE DESK DRAWERS.
360
00:11:52,953 --> 00:11:55,059
ONE OF THE BIGGEST MISTAKES
NEW GUYS MAKE
361
00:11:55,093 --> 00:11:56,923
IS UNDERVALUING THEIR ITEMS.
362
00:11:56,957 --> 00:11:58,027
THIS SADDLE RIGHT HERE,
I MEAN,
363
00:11:58,062 --> 00:11:59,546
THERE'S 500 BUCKS RIGHT THERE.
364
00:11:59,580 --> 00:12:00,754
- NICE.
365
00:12:00,789 --> 00:12:02,514
- YOUR BIKES RIGHT HERE,
THERE'S ANOTHER 200,
366
00:12:02,549 --> 00:12:05,207
300 BUCKS,
IF THEY'RE NOTHING SPECIAL.
367
00:12:05,241 --> 00:12:06,829
THAT GAS TANK RIGHT THERE
IS PROBABLY
368
00:12:06,864 --> 00:12:08,555
GONNA BRING YOU 200,
300 BUCKS.
369
00:12:08,589 --> 00:12:10,453
THAT GUITAR IS PROBABLY
ANOTHER 100 BUCKS.
370
00:12:10,488 --> 00:12:12,386
YOUR BAR LIGHTS,
THERE'S ANOTHER 150.
371
00:12:12,421 --> 00:12:13,733
THERE'S JUST SO MANY BOXES
IN HERE,
372
00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:15,458
WITHOUT REALLY RIPPING
INTO 'EM, YOU'RE NOT--
373
00:12:15,493 --> 00:12:16,528
- YEAH.
374
00:12:16,563 --> 00:12:17,667
- YOU'RE NOT GONNA TRULY KNOW
375
00:12:17,702 --> 00:12:18,738
UNTIL YOU GET THIS ALL
SPREAD OUT
376
00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:19,946
ON YOUR BACKYARD GRASS.
377
00:12:19,980 --> 00:12:21,671
THERE'S GONNA BE SOME PROFIT
IN THIS UNIT.
378
00:12:21,706 --> 00:12:23,294
- I'VE GOT A BIG TRUNK
BACK HERE TOO
379
00:12:23,328 --> 00:12:24,467
I CAN'T EVEN GET TO.
380
00:12:24,502 --> 00:12:25,745
- MY GIRL'S GOT
THAT PROBLEM TOO.
381
00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:27,539
[laughter]
382
00:12:27,574 --> 00:12:29,093
- THAT'S COLD.
383
00:12:29,127 --> 00:12:30,473
- EVERY LESSON IN LIFE
THAT YOU LEARN
384
00:12:30,508 --> 00:12:31,820
COSTS MONEY, RIGHT?
385
00:12:31,854 --> 00:12:32,959
YOU LEARN HOW TO PLAY POKER.
386
00:12:32,993 --> 00:12:34,201
YOU GOT TO LOSE SOME MONEY
TO LEARN.
387
00:12:34,236 --> 00:12:35,651
YOU LEARN HOW
TO BUY STORAGE UNITS.
388
00:12:35,685 --> 00:12:37,411
YOU GOT TO LOSE MONEY
TO LEARN.
389
00:12:37,446 --> 00:12:39,586
HOPEFULLY SOMEDAY I'LL HAVE
LEARNED ALL THE LESSONS
390
00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:41,105
AND I'LL BE [bleep] DAVE.
391
00:12:41,139 --> 00:12:42,520
- I LIKE HOW YOU'RE BEING
SO HELPFUL.
392
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:45,316
YOU'RE NOT BEING, LIKE,
A DAVE HESTER RIGHT NOW.
393
00:12:45,350 --> 00:12:48,388
- YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER BEEN
A DAVE HESTER.
394
00:12:48,422 --> 00:12:49,907
I HAD TO LEARN THE HARD WAY.
395
00:12:49,941 --> 00:12:51,701
I HAD TO LOSE THE MONEY
TO LEARN.
396
00:12:51,736 --> 00:12:53,980
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT YOUR
WORK CUT OUT FOR YOU HERE.
397
00:12:54,014 --> 00:12:55,878
I'M GONNA GET OUT OF HERE AND
GET OUT OF THIS DIRT.
398
00:12:55,913 --> 00:12:57,984
- ALL RIGHT, MAN.
- GOOD LUCK WITH IT.
399
00:12:58,018 --> 00:12:59,295
EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T
GET ANY UNITS,
400
00:12:59,330 --> 00:13:00,952
I GOT TO SHARE MY KNOWLEDGE
AND I GOT
401
00:13:00,987 --> 00:13:02,678
TO HELP OUT A NEW GUY.
402
00:13:02,712 --> 00:13:04,542
THAT GUY'S GOT A LONG ROAD
AHEAD OF HIM.
403
00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:06,061
- I JUST BOUGHT MY FIRST
UNIT TODAY
404
00:13:06,095 --> 00:13:08,753
AND I PAID $2,600 FOR IT.
405
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,824
AND WITH THE HELP WITH JARROD,
HE TOLD ME
406
00:13:10,859 --> 00:13:13,723
I HAD $1,500 IN IT AND WE
HAVEN'T EVEN MADE A DENT IN IT.
407
00:13:13,758 --> 00:13:15,933
AND I'M REALLY STOKED ABOUT IT
AND I CAN'T WAIT
408
00:13:15,967 --> 00:13:20,178
TO GO OUT AND BUY SOME MORE.
409
00:13:20,213 --> 00:13:22,422
- TIME TO GLOVE UP.
410
00:13:22,456 --> 00:13:24,734
I WANTED TO SEE WHAT WAS
IN THIS TRUNK SO BADLY,
411
00:13:24,769 --> 00:13:28,014
I ENDED UP PAYING $575
FOR IT.
412
00:13:32,639 --> 00:13:35,124
WELL, ORIGINALLY,
I BOUGHT THIS UNIT
413
00:13:35,159 --> 00:13:37,989
BECAUSE THAT TRUNK
IS AN OLD ONE.
414
00:13:38,024 --> 00:13:41,544
THAT TRUNK IS PROBABLY...
415
00:13:41,579 --> 00:13:44,409
I'D SAY AT LEAST 50,
MAYBE 75 YEARS OLD.
416
00:13:52,314 --> 00:13:55,317
THIS IS WHY I WEAR GLOVES.
417
00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:02,013
- THIS IS WHY I WEAR GLOVES.
418
00:14:02,048 --> 00:14:06,086
DOESN'T SEEM TO BE
IN REALLY GREAT SHAPE.
419
00:14:06,121 --> 00:14:08,986
NOTHING.
420
00:14:09,020 --> 00:14:10,608
WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT?
421
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:12,299
ONE DIRTY SOCK.
422
00:14:12,334 --> 00:14:13,887
THIS SOCK...
423
00:14:13,922 --> 00:14:16,234
NOT GOING IN MY LUCKY SOCK
COLLECTION.
424
00:14:16,269 --> 00:14:18,754
ALL RIGHT, WELL,
WE BOMBED OUT THERE.
425
00:14:18,788 --> 00:14:22,931
BUT, UH, THE TRUNK ITSELF
IS WORTH AT LEAST 100 BUCKS.
426
00:14:28,729 --> 00:14:32,319
YOU FIND THE WEIRDEST STUFF
IN STORAGE LOCKERS.
427
00:14:32,354 --> 00:14:34,563
SOMEBODY'S HANGING ON TO...
428
00:14:34,597 --> 00:14:36,013
ONE TAMPON.
429
00:14:36,047 --> 00:14:38,670
UNLESS THAT TAMPON'S MADE
OF SOLID GOLD,
430
00:14:38,705 --> 00:14:42,882
I'M NOT GETTING ANYTHING BACK
ON THIS LOCKER.
431
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:45,885
WAIT A MINUTE.
432
00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:50,786
WHAT THE--
433
00:14:50,820 --> 00:14:56,033
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
434
00:14:56,067 --> 00:14:59,346
[chuckles]
435
00:14:59,381 --> 00:15:02,556
I WONDER IF IT'S
STILL BREATHING.
436
00:15:02,591 --> 00:15:04,558
THESE FURS APPEAR TO BE OLD.
437
00:15:04,593 --> 00:15:07,803
I MEAN, UH, I CAN'T TELL YOU
IF THEY'RE WORTH $5
438
00:15:07,837 --> 00:15:11,703
OR $5,000,
'CAUSE I'M JUST--
439
00:15:11,738 --> 00:15:13,533
I REALLY DON'T TRAFFIC IN FURS.
440
00:15:13,567 --> 00:15:15,604
I'D RATHER GO BACKWARDS
ON THIS UNIT
441
00:15:15,638 --> 00:15:18,020
THAN PROFIT ON THIS LITTLE GUY.
442
00:15:18,055 --> 00:15:19,815
YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT ANY
OF THIS STUFF,
443
00:15:19,849 --> 00:15:22,818
BUT I KNOW SOMEONE
WHO JUST MIGHT.
444
00:15:22,852 --> 00:15:24,578
- HEY, LET'S GET THE LOCK OFF
OF THIS THING,
445
00:15:24,613 --> 00:15:25,786
GET IN HERE, AND GET AT IT.
446
00:15:25,821 --> 00:15:27,271
I'M READY TO SEE WHAT I GOT.
447
00:15:27,305 --> 00:15:29,411
I GOT TO THIS AUCTION LATE,
BUT I STILL MANAGED
448
00:15:29,445 --> 00:15:30,860
TO GET A LOCKER.
449
00:15:30,895 --> 00:15:32,724
I WASN'T GONNA LET SOME NEWBIE
TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME.
450
00:15:32,759 --> 00:15:34,519
SET SOME OF THIS STUFF RIGHT
OUTSIDE THE DOOR.
451
00:15:34,554 --> 00:15:36,418
THERE'S NO ROOM TO MOVE IT
IN HERE.
452
00:15:36,452 --> 00:15:39,110
YEAH, A NICE LITTLE
PAINTING HERE.
453
00:15:39,145 --> 00:15:40,732
MORE HANGERS.
454
00:15:40,767 --> 00:15:42,389
HOLY MACKEREL.
455
00:15:42,424 --> 00:15:44,736
WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP.
456
00:15:44,771 --> 00:15:48,154
THIS IS NOT WHY I DO THIS.
457
00:15:48,188 --> 00:15:49,776
I LET THESE NEWBIES
GET TO ME
458
00:15:49,810 --> 00:15:51,433
AND THIS IS EXACTLY
WHAT HAPPENS.
459
00:15:51,467 --> 00:15:53,228
I PAID TOO MUCH
FOR THIS LOCKER.
460
00:15:53,262 --> 00:15:54,781
HAD ABOUT ENOUGH
OF THIS LOCKER.
461
00:15:54,815 --> 00:15:56,541
I THINK WE SHOULD JUST
GO GET THE TRUCK
462
00:15:56,576 --> 00:15:58,888
AND GET THIS CRAP OUT OF HERE.
463
00:15:58,923 --> 00:16:00,028
SEE WHAT I MEAN?
464
00:16:00,062 --> 00:16:02,133
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO
THROUGH EVERY
465
00:16:02,168 --> 00:16:06,344
LITTLE SINGLE BAG.
466
00:16:06,379 --> 00:16:09,002
BACK IT UP.
HOLD ON.
467
00:16:09,037 --> 00:16:11,246
HERE'S SOME NICE OLD BOOKS
IN THIS BOX RIGHT HERE.
468
00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:14,732
LOOKING LIKE, UH, 1800s,
EARLY 1900s.
469
00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:16,147
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
470
00:16:16,182 --> 00:16:18,391
CHEMISTRY BOOKS AND STUFF.
471
00:16:18,425 --> 00:16:19,840
YOU KNOW,
I'M NOT A BOOK EXPERT,
472
00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:21,049
BUT THAT'S DEFINITELY
WORTH TAKING
473
00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:22,671
AND LOOKING 'EM UP.
474
00:16:22,705 --> 00:16:25,122
ALL I CAN DO IS HOPE THAT THESE
BOOKS ARE SOMETHING.
475
00:16:25,156 --> 00:16:28,159
OTHERWISE, I'M LOSING 1,000
BUCKS ON THIS LOCKER.
476
00:16:28,194 --> 00:16:29,885
SHOVE ALL THIS BACK IN
AND LOCK IT UP.
477
00:16:29,919 --> 00:16:32,922
MEET ME OUT AT THE TRUCK.
478
00:16:43,071 --> 00:16:44,210
- WHAT'S HAPPENING?
479
00:16:44,244 --> 00:16:45,797
- SOMEBODY GAVE ME THESE
AND HE SAID
480
00:16:45,832 --> 00:16:48,352
TO GIVE IT JUST PERSONALLY
TO YOU.
481
00:16:48,386 --> 00:16:49,663
- WHAT THE HELL
DID HE LOOK LIKE?
482
00:16:49,698 --> 00:16:51,217
- UH, HE DIDN'T LEAVE A NAME.
483
00:16:51,251 --> 00:16:52,632
JUST SOME CRAZY GUY.
484
00:16:52,666 --> 00:16:53,702
- "TO DAVE.
485
00:16:53,736 --> 00:16:54,910
"I HOPE THIS KEEPS YOU
WARM AT NIGHT.
486
00:16:54,944 --> 00:16:56,118
BARRY."
487
00:16:56,153 --> 00:16:57,706
OKAY, WELL, NOW THAT CONCERNS ME
A LITTLE BIT.
488
00:16:57,740 --> 00:16:59,087
STAND BACK, 'CAUSE THERE MIGHT
BE SOMETHING IN HERE THAT--
489
00:16:59,121 --> 00:17:00,709
- [chuckles]
- NO REALLY, STAND BACK.
490
00:17:00,743 --> 00:17:04,299
I LIKE BARRY,
BUT I THINK THAT HE NEEDS
491
00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:06,232
SOME KIND OF PROFESSIONAL
COUNSELING.
492
00:17:06,266 --> 00:17:08,303
THIS MIGHT BE A JOKE
WHERE SOMETHING POPS UP
493
00:17:08,337 --> 00:17:10,788
AND SHOOTS PAINT OR CONFETTI
ALL OVER THE PLACE.
494
00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:15,344
WELL, I MEAN, IT SEEMS LIKE
HE JUST SENT ME SOME, UH, FURS.
495
00:17:15,379 --> 00:17:16,863
WELL, OKAY.
496
00:17:16,897 --> 00:17:18,830
WELL, I THINK THESE TWO
ARE GONNA BE MINKS
497
00:17:18,865 --> 00:17:23,249
AND THIS IS PROBABLY GONNA
BE A FOX OR CHINCHILLA.
498
00:17:23,283 --> 00:17:24,974
MAKE ME THREE TAGS.
499
00:17:25,009 --> 00:17:27,011
I THINK WE SHOULD
PRICE 'EM AT
500
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,324
A COUPLE HUNDRED BUCKS
APIECE.
501
00:17:29,358 --> 00:17:32,913
I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF MAN
SENDS ANOTHER MAN FURS,
502
00:17:32,948 --> 00:17:35,571
BUT IF BARRY WANTS TO SEND ME
SOME FURS, I'LL SELL 'EM.
503
00:17:35,606 --> 00:17:38,126
THESE GUYS KEEP GIVING ME STUFF
AND THEY'RE HELPING ME
504
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:41,853
ACTUALLY PAY MY RENT,
SO I REALLY DON'T MIND TOO MUCH.
505
00:17:41,888 --> 00:17:43,303
YOU KNOW YOU'RE THE BEST
IN THE BUSINESS
506
00:17:43,338 --> 00:17:45,926
WHEN YOUR COMPETITION
IS HELPING YOU MAKE MONEY.
507
00:17:45,961 --> 00:17:47,273
BEAUTIFUL.
508
00:17:47,307 --> 00:17:48,757
THAT'S A GOOD WAY
TO START THE DAY OUT.
509
00:17:48,791 --> 00:17:50,034
THE FUNNIEST THING
ABOUT THIS
510
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,794
IS I'M GONNA MAKE MONEY
FROM AN AUCTION
511
00:17:51,829 --> 00:17:53,002
I DIDN'T EVEN GO TO.
512
00:17:53,037 --> 00:17:55,315
600 BUCKS?
513
00:17:55,350 --> 00:17:58,732
I'LL TAKE IT ANY DAY
OF THE WEEK.
514
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:07,603
- I GOT BID UP TO 1,000 BUCKS
ON THIS OLD STINKY LOCKER.
515
00:18:07,638 --> 00:18:09,847
MY ONLY HOPE IS THAT THESE OLD
BOOKS THAT I FOUND
516
00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:11,124
ARE WORTH SOMETHING.
517
00:18:11,159 --> 00:18:12,125
- HI, DAN.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
518
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,161
- I GOT THESE BOOKS.
519
00:18:13,195 --> 00:18:16,267
I'M NOT SUPER-EDUCATED
ON BOOKS.
520
00:18:16,302 --> 00:18:18,200
THIS IS THE BOOKS WE GOT.
521
00:18:18,235 --> 00:18:19,995
AND, UH, THEY KIND OF--
522
00:18:20,029 --> 00:18:21,514
- PRETTY MUCH THE STUFF
THAT YOU'LL WANT TO AVOID
523
00:18:21,548 --> 00:18:23,343
ARE THINGS LIKE THE OLD CHILD
PSYCHOLOGY BOOKS.
524
00:18:23,378 --> 00:18:25,069
JUST OBSOLETE.
525
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,588
- UH-HUH.
- COLLEGE ZOOLOGY.
526
00:18:26,622 --> 00:18:29,522
IT'S NOT QUITE OLD ENOUGH.
IT'S NOT QUITE NEW ENOUGH.
527
00:18:29,556 --> 00:18:31,317
SO IT'S JUST SORT OF
DEAD MATERIAL.
528
00:18:31,351 --> 00:18:32,697
- GREAT.
529
00:18:32,732 --> 00:18:33,836
- LET'S SEE.
530
00:18:33,871 --> 00:18:35,217
YOU'VE GOT BIOCHEMISTRY.
531
00:18:35,252 --> 00:18:37,978
AGAIN, JUST SORT OF
AN OBSOLETE TEXTBOOK.
532
00:18:38,013 --> 00:18:40,429
A WONDERFUL READING COPY
OF THE SUN ALSO RISES.
533
00:18:40,464 --> 00:18:43,881
I GENERALLY SELL THOSE FOR $4
OR SO IN MY STORE.
534
00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:46,573
- OOH.
I DON'T LIKE THE $4 PILE.
535
00:18:46,608 --> 00:18:48,161
- IF YOU HAD MORE BOOKS BY HIM,
536
00:18:48,196 --> 00:18:49,749
HE'S VERY COLLECTIBLE.
537
00:18:49,783 --> 00:18:52,683
WE'VE GOT SOME OF HIS BOOKS
THAT WE SELL FOR $10,000.
538
00:18:52,717 --> 00:18:54,029
- WHERE ARE THOSE?
539
00:18:54,063 --> 00:18:55,755
- MOST WE KEEP HERE
IN THE CASE.
540
00:18:55,789 --> 00:18:57,757
THERE'S A SIGNED
GREEN HILLS OF AFRICA
541
00:18:57,791 --> 00:18:58,930
BY THE SAME AUTHOR.
542
00:18:58,965 --> 00:19:00,242
- WOW.
543
00:19:00,277 --> 00:19:02,141
THIS GUY'S GOT A BOOK
THAT'S WORTH $10,000.
544
00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:04,004
I GOT TO SEE THAT.
545
00:19:04,039 --> 00:19:05,351
- GIVE YOU AN IDEA.
546
00:19:05,385 --> 00:19:06,869
THIS ONE'S SIGNED BY HIM.
547
00:19:06,904 --> 00:19:08,526
THAT'S WORTH $10,000.
- OH, WOW.
548
00:19:08,561 --> 00:19:09,700
IS THAT HIS REAL SIGNATURE?
549
00:19:09,734 --> 00:19:11,874
- THAT'S HIS REAL SIGNATURE.
- WOW.
550
00:19:11,909 --> 00:19:12,944
AND THAT'S ALL BEEN
"AUTHENTICICATED"
551
00:19:12,979 --> 00:19:14,463
AND EVERYTHING, HUH?
- IT IS.
552
00:19:14,498 --> 00:19:18,053
HERE'S A COPY OF MEN WITHOUT
WOMEN,THE SAME AUTHOR.
553
00:19:18,087 --> 00:19:19,606
- OH, THAT WOULD BE HORRIBLE.
554
00:19:19,641 --> 00:19:21,677
- THAT'S A $200 BOOK.
- UH-HUH.
555
00:19:21,712 --> 00:19:23,610
- SAME BOOK WITH
THE DUST JACKET HERE?
556
00:19:23,645 --> 00:19:25,302
$4,000.
557
00:19:25,336 --> 00:19:26,613
- I HOPE I'VE GOT A BOOK
IN THAT BOX
558
00:19:26,648 --> 00:19:28,822
THAT'S WORTH AS MUCH
AS HIS BOOK.
559
00:19:28,857 --> 00:19:32,378
- LET ME SEE WHAT ELSE
YOU HAVE HERE.
560
00:19:32,412 --> 00:19:34,518
THIS IS AN ATTRACTIVE, UH,
DOQUIXOTE.
561
00:19:34,552 --> 00:19:36,347
HOWEVER, IT'S NOT REALLY
WORTH MUCH.
562
00:19:36,382 --> 00:19:38,970
I GENERALLY SELL THESE
FOR $10 OR SO.
563
00:19:39,005 --> 00:19:42,215
- YOU KNOW, DAN, WE'RE ALMOST AT
THE END OF THIS BOX OF BOOKS
564
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:43,768
AND THIS IS VERY DEPRESSING.
565
00:19:43,803 --> 00:19:46,288
- WELL, IT GETS BETTER HERE.
- OKAY.
566
00:19:46,323 --> 00:19:49,360
- I SEE YOUR FAREWELL TO ARMS
HERE.
567
00:19:49,395 --> 00:19:50,913
IT'S A HEMINGWAY CLASSIC
568
00:19:50,948 --> 00:19:54,158
AND THIS IS AN ACTUAL
FIRST EDITION.
569
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,642
THIS IS SCRIBNER'S,
THE PUBLISHER,
570
00:19:55,677 --> 00:19:58,058
AND DURING THEIR TIME,
WHAT THEY DID WAS THEY PUT
571
00:19:58,093 --> 00:19:59,232
A LITTLE LOGO THERE.
572
00:19:59,267 --> 00:20:01,165
LATER ON,
THEY USED THE LETTER "A."
573
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,132
BUT THIS IS THE LOGO
THAT THEY USED.
574
00:20:03,167 --> 00:20:05,894
- ALL RIGHT, SO, WELL
THEN WHAT'S MY BOOK WORTH?
575
00:20:05,928 --> 00:20:09,863
- UH, THIS ONE IS WORTH...
576
00:20:09,898 --> 00:20:11,037
PROBABLY SOMEWHERE
IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
577
00:20:11,071 --> 00:20:13,350
OF WHAT THIS ONE IS WORTH.
578
00:20:13,384 --> 00:20:14,868
ABOUT $200.
579
00:20:14,903 --> 00:20:15,938
IF YOU HAD THE DUST JACKET,
580
00:20:15,973 --> 00:20:17,699
IT WOULD CHANGE THINGS
DRASTICALLY.
581
00:20:17,733 --> 00:20:19,148
NOT QUITE $4,000.
- I KNOW.
582
00:20:19,183 --> 00:20:20,529
YOU WANT TO SELL ME
THAT DUST JACKET
583
00:20:20,564 --> 00:20:22,082
AND THEN I'LL SEE YOU MY BOOK?
584
00:20:22,117 --> 00:20:23,912
- TO GIVE YOU AN IDEA,
IF YOUR BOOK HERE
585
00:20:23,946 --> 00:20:26,155
HAD A DUST JACKET,
IT'S PROBABLY $1,500
586
00:20:26,190 --> 00:20:27,778
TO $2,000 DEPENDING
ON THE CONDITION.
587
00:20:27,812 --> 00:20:29,814
- DAN, YOU'RE KILLING ME.
588
00:20:29,849 --> 00:20:31,264
THAT WOULD HAVE BROUGHT ME
RIGHT OUT
589
00:20:31,299 --> 00:20:33,093
OF THIS STINKY LOCKER
I JUST BOUGHT.
590
00:20:33,128 --> 00:20:35,475
800 BUCKS DOWN THE DRAIN.
591
00:20:35,510 --> 00:20:37,719
I SHOULD HAVE LET ONE OF THOSE
NEWBIES HAVE THIS ONE.
592
00:20:37,753 --> 00:20:39,652
- THEY SAY YOU CAN'T JUDGE
A BOOK BY ITS COVER,
593
00:20:39,686 --> 00:20:44,243
BUT IF IT HAS THE COVER,
IT SURE HELPS.
594
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:47,625
narrator: THE BIG WINNER
WAS DAVE HESTER,
595
00:20:47,660 --> 00:20:51,664
WHO EARNED A PURE PROFIT
OF $600.
596
00:20:51,698 --> 00:20:54,045
JARROD SCHULZ DIDN'T
GET A LOCKER,
597
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:58,429
BUT RACKED UP SOME GOOD KARMA
BY HELPING A ROOKIE.
598
00:20:58,464 --> 00:21:00,845
BARRY WEISS GAVE AWAY
HIS FURS,
599
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:05,056
LEAVING HIM WITH A LOSS
OF NEARLY $500.
600
00:21:05,091 --> 00:21:08,301
AND DARRELL SHEETS
IS THE BIG LOSER,
601
00:21:08,336 --> 00:21:12,754
DOWN 800 BUCKS ON HIS BOOKS
AND RECYCLING.
602
00:21:12,788 --> 00:21:15,481
- IS THIS WHAT WE LIKE TO CALL
A CLOSED SET?
603
00:21:15,515 --> 00:21:17,137
- CLOSED SET.
- OKAY.
604
00:21:17,172 --> 00:21:18,863
WHO'S GETTING NUDE?
YOU OR ME?
605
00:21:18,898 --> 00:21:20,244
- UH, WE BOTH ARE, ACTUALLY.
606
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,419
- [spits]
607
00:21:22,453 --> 00:21:25,076
JESUS.
608
00:21:25,111 --> 00:21:26,664
SORRY, STEVE.
609
00:21:26,699 --> 00:21:28,632
- I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN
A REAL-LIFE SPIT TAKE BEFORE.
610
00:21:28,666 --> 00:21:30,461
- WOW.
611
00:21:30,496 --> 00:21:32,463
THAT WAS REAL.
612
00:21:32,498 --> 00:21:33,499
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