Original subtitles

male narrator: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED...

THE TREASURES WITHIN...

- THIS IS DO OR DIE.

narrator: ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION.

- $400. - $500.

- YEAH. - YEAH.

- SOLD.

narrator: COMING UP...

- LOOK, IT'S DAVE HESTER!

[gunshot]

- I'M ONLY INTERESTED IN THIS ONE IF DARRELL IS.

- I GOT MY EYE ON THAT NO-NECK SWINDLER.

- BRANDI TOOK THE LEAD ON THE PROCESSING.

I'VE ALREADY MADE US MONEY.

- OH, YOU'VEALREADY MADE US MONEY?

- NOPE.

REALLY, WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR ARE COLLECTIBLES.

NOPE. NOPE.

OOH!

[country rock music]

♪

- THIS IS THE WOW FACTOR.

- I'M NOT INTIMIDATED BY ANY BUYERS.

- CASH IS KING. WINNER TAKES ALL.

- YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA ENCOUNTER.

♪

- LET'S GO! LET'S GO! LET'S GO!

♪

- ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN

♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN

♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪

♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN

- SOLD!

- TODAY, THE SALE'S IN FULLERTON, CALIFORNIA.

THERE'S A LOT OF YOUNG PEOPLE HERE.

IT'S A COLLEGE TOWN.

- COLLEGE TOWNS ARE USUALLY

FULL OF STUFF FROM DORM ROOMS.

THAT'S PERFECT FOR OUR STORE.

SINCE BRANDI AND I HAVE BEEN ON THE SAME PAGE,

I'M GONNA LET HER TAKE THE LEAD TODAY.

- LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

HE SAID, "LET ME"?

- I WENT TO THE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS.

I'M NOT USED TO ALL THIS COLLEGE MERCHANDISE

AND ALL THIS STUFF.

BUT I KNOW I BETTER KEEP A CLOSE EYE

ON MY COMPETITION.

- I'VE WORN MY LUCKY SOCKS TODAY.

COLLEGE KIDS ARE NOT REALLY KNOWN FOR THEIR COLLECTIBLES,

BUT, UH, YOU NEVER KNOW

WHAT THE PROFESSOR MIGHT HAVE STASHED.

- OH, MY GOD, LOOK. IT'S DAVE HESTER!

NICE OF YOU TO SHOW UP, PRINCESS.

DON'T WANT TO HURT THAT RENTAL CAR.

- DARRELL CAN MAKE ALL THE JOKES HE WANTS.

I'VE BEEN PULLING IN SO MUCH MERCHANDISE,

I'VE HAD TO HIRE EXTRA HELP.

SEE WHAT I CAN DO TO HELP THESE GUYS SPEND THEIR MONEY TODAY.

I HAVE TO PAY MY CREW EITHER WAY,

SO I'M PLANNING ON BRINGING HOME A TRUCKLOAD.

- WELCOME TO FULLERTON, CALIFORNIA.

THE RULES OF THE AUCTION ARE AS FOLLOWS.

THIS IS A CASH-ONLY SALE.

YOU CAN'T OPEN ANY BOXES, YOU CAN'T GO INSIDE THE UNIT.

WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU FIVE MINUTES TO TAKE A LOOK.

WHO'S EVER GOT THE MOST CASH IN THEIR POCKET CAN OWN IT.

ARE YOU READY TO GO? - YEAH!

- THEN LET'S GO!

- BULL'S-EYE!

WOW.

- WHOO! - ALL RIGHT!

- LOOKS GOOD. ALL RIGHT, TAKE A LOOK AND LOOK IT OVER.

DON'T OVERLOOK ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

AND AGAIN, WHO'S EVER GOT THE MOST CASH

IN THEIR POCKET TODAY CAN CERTAINLY OWN IT.

- CHECK IT OUT.

WITH ALL THESE TOOLS, THIS GUY MIGHT HAVE BEEN

THE GROUNDSKEEPER AT THE COLLEGE,

BUT I DON'T THINK THERE'S MUCH IN HERE FOR ME.

- [laughs]

- HE BLOWS BUBBLES OUT HIS ASS. LOOK.

- THIS LOOKS LIKE IT CAME FROM A DORM ROOM,

BUT THERE ARE SOME TOOLS IN HERE,

SO I THINK WE'RE GONNA TRY TO GET AT THIS LOCKER.

- THIS ROOM'S KIND OF JUNKY AND EMPTY.

IT REALLY DOESN'T HAVE A LOT GOING FOR IT.

I'M ONLY INTERESTED IN THIS ONE IF DARRELL IS.

- ALL RIGHT, TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU NEED,

DAMN IT, AND HURRY.

- YEAH, I'M INTERESTED IN IT, AND HE'S GONNA PAY FOR IT.

I GOT MY EYE ON THAT NO-NECK SWINDLER.

- ALL RIGHTY. WE'RE GONNA SELL THIS UNIT RIGHT NOW.

BIG OLD, NICE TOOL UNIT.

HERE WE GO, NUMBER 20, WHAT'S YOUR PLEASURE?

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA PAY? SAY IT.

AND HOW MUCH OF IT, HOW MUCH MONEY? WHERE?

I'LL GIVE YOU $100 RIGHT THERE.

NOW $200, $200 WHERE? I GOT YOU RIGHT THERE.

NOW $300. $300 WHERE? AND I'VE GOT $300 RIGHT THERE.

[auctioneering]

BRANDI WILL BID IT FOR $400. NOW $500.

I'VE GOT $400. $500 WHERE?

$500 THERE. I'VE GOT 500 BUCKS.

[auctioneering]

- ARE WE ACTUALLY WINNING THIS RIGHT NOW?

- THERE'S $600 NOW.

[auctioneering]

I'VE GOT 600 BUCKS. AND A BID $650? GOING ONCE.

AND A BID, $650 RIGHT THERE. NOW IT'S $700, $700 WHERE?

AND AGAIN, $650. WHO'LL BID $700?

$700? YOU'RE OUT. I'VE GOT $650.

$700 GOING ONCE. AND $650--

- IT'S NOT DAVE, IS IT?

- WHO'LL BID $700? $700 WHERE? I CAN'T SAY.

- I DON'T THINK DAVE AND DARRELL

EVEN NOTICE US BIDDING RIGHT NOW.

- IS THAT YOU, DAVE? - GOING TWICE. $700 WHERE?

- $700 GOING TWICE. GONNA GO AGAIN? WHY NOT?

SOLD IT YOUR WAY, BRANDI.

BRANDI AND JARROD, YOU GOT IT FOR 650 BUCKS.

- GOOD EYE, BRANDI. GOOD EYE, GOOD EYE.

- 650 BUCKS.

[overlapping chatter]

- IS THAT WHAT THAT IS?

- IT LOOKS LIKE DAVE AND DARRELL WERE SO BUSY

COMPARING THEIR OWN UNITS

THAT WE WERE ABLE TO GET THIS ONE FOR CHEAP.

- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE GOING RIGHT IN RIGHT NOW.

HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO.

ARE YOU READY? LET'S DO IT! LET'S GO!

- WHOO!

- SMALLER UNITS ARE REALLY INTERESTING.

PEOPLE TEND TO STACK THE BOXES KIND OF HIGH UP,

YOU KNOW, BECAUSE THERE REALLY ISN'T TOO MUCH DEPTH

WITH THE UNIT.

- WHAT DO YOU SEE, BARRY, IN YOUR EXPERT OPINION?

- NO, I LIKE THIS ONE.

I SEE A MONKEY WOOD BOWL FROM PROBABLY THE '70s.

SINCE I'M TRYING TO AVOID DORM ROOM STUFF,

THIS ONE MIGHT BE FOR ME.

WE MAY GO TOE TO TOE ON THIS ONE.

- TOE TO TOE? OH, MY LORD.

THIS ROOM'S TOO SMALL TO BE COST EFFECTIVE.

I SPENT ABOUT 1,000 BUCKS ON NEW LABOR.

I'M LOOKING FOR THE BIG UNITS.

- HOW'S YOUR BACK?

- MY BACK IS IN GREAT CONDITION

BECAUSE I HAVE EVERYBODY ELSE DO THE WORK.

- AH, ONE OF YOUR COWORKERS SAID YOU FELL OFF YOUR CHECKBOOK

A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO.

- I THINK WE'RE GONNA PASS ON THIS ONE.

- UH-HUH, UH-HUH, UH-HUH.

THERE'S A LOT OF BOXES.

I KNOW I CAN MAKE MONEY ON THAT BIKE.

YOU KNOW, I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE BRANDON

BID ON THIS UNIT.

- ALL RIGHT, BOYS AND GIRLS.

GOT A BIG OLD, NICE 5X5.

GOT A LOT OF UNKNOWN AND A NICE BIKE.

AND HERE WE GO, NUMBER 20,

WHAT'S YOUR PLEASURE ON THIS ONE?

I'VE GOT 50 BUCKS. LET'S START IT THERE.

- $100. - $100 RIGHT THERE.

[auctioneering]

- $250. - $250. HOW ABOUT $300?

- ARE YOU $300? $300.

- LOOKS LIKE BARRY'S BIDDING UP DARRELL AND BRANDON.

IT COULDN'T HAVE WORKED OUT ANY NICER.

- $400. ARE YOU IN?

[auctioneering]

$450 THERE.

[auctioneering]

- ONE MORE TIME, BARRY. YOU'LL OWN IT.

- $450 HERE, GOING ONCE. $450 GOING TWICE.

BARRY, YOU'RE OUT? $500 THERE.

$550, SIR. I'VE GOT 500 BUCKS.

[auctioneering]

500 BUCKS GOING ONCE.

AND $550 GOING TWICE.

- BARRY CAN HAVE THIS ONE.

IT'S REALLY NOT WORTH THAT KIND OF MONEY.

- AND LAST AND FINAL CALL AT 550 BIG BUCKS.

GONNA GO AGAIN? WHY NOT?

BARRY! LET'S LOCK IT UP AND GO TO THE NEXT ONE.

- THANK YOU. - HONEY!

- GOOD EYE, BARRY, GOOD EYE.

- ALL RIGHT, FOLKS, WE'VE GOT ANOTHER AUCTION IN LONG BEACH.

LET'S GO!

- YOU KNOW, FULLERTON WAS A BUST.

I'M HEADING TO ANOTHER AUCTION.

I GET ONE MORE CHANCE TO BUY TODAY.

- I DIDN'T GET ANYTHING HERE

EXCEPT FOR A RATION OF [bleep] FROM ALL THE PUKES,

SO I'M MOVING ON TO THE NEXT AUCTION

TO SEE WHAT MY LUCK BRINGS ME.

- WELL, HERE SHE IS.

AH, I FEEL PRETTY GOOD ABOUT THIS.

LET'S DO IT.

THIS IS INITIALLY WHAT CAUGHT MY EYE.

AH, THESE ARE FROM THE '70s, PROBABLY.

THIS WAS A COMPANY THAT MADE THIS MONKEY WOOD,

AND THAT'S WHAT IT'S CALLED,

AND IT LOOKS LIKE A SERVING DISH.

THE MONKEY WOOD STUFF'S NOT REALLY WORTH VERY MUCH,

BUT, UH, IT'S A GOOD SIGN THAT THIS LOCKER

DIDN'T BELONG TO A COLLEGE STUDENT.

ANYBODY GUESS WHAT'S IN HERE?

HOPE IT'S NOT FRAGILE.

I DON'T KNOW IF I HIT PAY DIRT OR NOT IN THIS DEAL.

I MIGHT HAVE JUST WOUND UP WITH A BUNCH OF DIRTY LAUNDRY.

AH, THIS LOOKS LIKE, UH...

THIS LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT HAVE SOME BEDBUGS ON IT.

GROSS.

SO FAR, NOT THE PAYOFF I HAD HOPED FOR.

DIRTY, CLEAN, WHO KNOWS?

WE'VE GOT SOME BEER CANS, A PACKAGE OF PRETZELS.

WEREN'T THESE THOSE, LIKE, PARTY POPPER THINGS, I THINK?

BUT THEY'VE ALL BEEN POPPED.

THIS CLEARLY CAME OUT OF A DORM ROOM.

NOPE.

I DON'T REALLY HAVE A STORE, SO...

NOPE.

REALLY, WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR ARE COLLECTIBLES.

NOPE.

SOMETHING THAT'S UNUSUAL, AND THIS IS MORE

ACTUALLY GENERAL MERCHANDISE.

NOPE. NOPE.

NOPE.

OOH!

HERE WE GO.

- I MIGHT HAVE JUST WOUND UP WITH A BUNCH OF DIRTY LAUNDRY.

OOH!

WELL, WELL, WELL.

LOOK AT THIS KILLER COLLECTION OF OLD 78s.

HERE WE GO.

EARL ANDERSON, ROBERT BOWMAN,

BOB DANIELS.

THESE ARE ACTUALLY COLLECTIBLE,

BECAUSE THESE ARE OLD GOSPEL RECORDS.

SPIKE JONES PLAYS THE CHARLESTON

FOR DANCING.

THESE RECORDS ARE AT LEAST 50 YEARS OLD.

I'M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT THESE RECORDS ARE WORTH,

BUT THEY'RE CERTAINLY COLLECTIBLE.

IT LOOKS LIKE MY LUCKY SOCKS MIGHT ACTUALLY PAY OFF.

- NOW WE'RE HEADING OFF TO LONG BEACH, CALIFORNIA.

LONG BEACH IS NOTORIOUS

FOR HAVING GOOD, NICE LARGE UNITS,

AND I MAKE A LOT OF MONEY IN LONG BEACH.

HOPEFULLY SOMEBODY ELSE WILL TOO.

- SINCE IT'S LATE IN THE DAY,

WE'RE NOT GONNA HAVE THE USUAL BUYERS THERE,

SO I THINK I SHOULD HAVE THIS FACILITY ALL TO MYSELF.

- FULLERTON WAS A BUST.

I'M HEADING TO ANOTHER AUCTION.

I GET ONE MORE CHANCE TO BUY TODAY.

- WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE I'VE GOT MY WORK CUT OUT FOR ME.

[gunshot sound effect]

I HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR BALLS TODAY.

- GREAT.

ALL I'M GONNA HEAR FOR THE REST OF THE DAY IS,

"YEP."

I'M READY TO SEE YOU PUT UP OR SHUT UP TODAY.

- PUT UP OR SHUT UP?

WELL, I'M JUST LOOKING FORWARD

TO SHOVING ONE OF THESE RIGHT UP YOUR ASS.

- LET'S DO IT. EVERYBODY GET READY.

- WHOA! - THAT'S RIGHT.

- WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S, UH, BABY STUFF

AND, UH, MORE BABY STUFF, AND A CAR SEAT

AND MORE BABY STUFF.

- I DON'T SEE MUCH.

THIS IS JUST, UH, SOME, UH, LITTLE KID'S,

UM, MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.

THIS ONE'S NOT FOR ME.

- THERE YOU GO, HESTER! WHOO!

- YEAH!

- THAT'S YOU, BABY!

- PASS.

- THAT'S MORE CRAP.

SO FAR, I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING THAT I LIKE.

THERE'S ONLY ONE UNIT LEFT.

I HOPE THIS IS NOT GONNA BE ANOTHER BUST.

- WHOA! - WHOO!

- NOW THIS LOCKER COULD DEFINITELY JUSTIFY

THE EXTRA LABOR,

AND IT LOOKS LIKE DARRELL WANTS IT.

THIS IS A WIN-WIN FOR ME.

- NOW, THIS LOCKER LOOKS A LITTLE INTERESTING.

THERE'S A KEYBOARD RIGHT INSIDE THE DOOR

THAT I DON'T THINK EVERYBODY SEES.

I THINK I MIGHT HAVE AN EDGE ON THIS LOCKER.

- ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.

AND WHO'LL GIVE ME A $100 BILL?

$100 RIGHT THERE. A BID OF $100 THERE.

[auctioneering]

- I REALLY HOPE HESTER DOESN'T SPOT THAT KEYBOARD.

- [auctioneering]

- COME ON, PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS.

BRING IT ON THERE, MARY KAY.

- I'VE GOT 300 BUCKS AND $325.

$325 GOING TWICE. LAST AND FINAL CALL AT $325.

[auctioneering]

I THINK DAVE'S ONLY BIDDING BECAUSE DARRELL'S BIDDING.

[auctioneering]

$425 NOW. I'VE GOT 400 BUCKS AND $425.

$425 GOING ONCE, TWICE.

AND $425 GOING ONCE, AND $425 GOING TWICE.

AND LAST AND FINAL CALL. AND I'VE GOT TO GO NOW.

YOU'VE GOT IT FOR $400.

- THANK YOU, DARRELL.

- PBBT!

YOU BETTER TAKE A BETTER LOOK THERE, HESTER.

LEAN IN AND LOOK TO THE RIGHT, PAL.

OH, IS THAT A MIDI KEYBOARD? - YEAH, 40 BUCKS.

- MIDI KEYBOARDS ARE ONLY BRINGING $700 RIGHT NOW.

- 40 BUCKS.

- I'LL BET YOU $100 IT'S NOT 40 BUCKS.

- I'LL BET YOU IT'S CLOSER TO $40 THAN $700.

- AH, I'M GONNA SHOCK YOU.

- ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT'S A GOOD PHONE NUMBER, DARLIN'?

- DARRELL, YOU KNOW, HE MIGHT GET LUCKY

AND PULL A RABBIT OUT OF HIS ASS ON THAT ONE.

- WE BOUGHT J-1 TODAY.

WE, UH--HESTER, I GUESS,

WAS EXTENDING A PROFESSIONAL COURTESY.

WELL, WE GOT SOME TUPPERWARE.

HEY, BEEZER, SET THIS ONE OUTSIDE

SINCE IT'S BASICALLY EMPTY.

- YEAH.

- CAN YOU GET THAT?

NOW I GET TO SEE WHAT CONDITION THAT KEYBOARD IS REALLY IN.

- UM, I REALLY WANT TO MAKE SURE

THAT THAT'S IN THE BOX.

NO KEYBOARD, MAN.

- WONDERFUL. - BUMMER.

- YOU KNOW, THAT'S PART OF THIS BUSINESS.

IT'S NOT ALWAYS GONNA BE GRAVY.

YOU KNOW, SOMETIME YOU'RE HOPING

FOR SOMETHING REALLY GOOD,

AND YOU END UP WITH A PILE OF TRASH.

I WISH JARROD AND BRANDI WERE HERE TODAY,

BECAUSE I WOULD PROBABLY GIVE THEM THIS LOCKER.

- BOOKS.

- JUST WHAT I NEED IS MORE FRICKIN' BOOKS.

- YEAH.

- THIS UNIT'S A BUST.

THE KEYBOARD AIN'T IN THE BOX.

I'M NOT FINDING ANY BIG TICKET ITEMS.

THE WOW FACTOR AIN'T GONNA BE HERE.

HEY, DANNY.

THERE'S GOOD STUFF IN THERE, BUT IT'S NOT MY KIND OF STUFF.

IF ONE OF YOUR CUSTOMERS WANTS THIS,

I'LL JUST GIVE IT TO 'EM AND YOU GET THE MONEY.

DO YOU WANT IT? OKAY. NEVER MIND.

- MY GUYS ARE HERE ALREADY. THEY'RE ON THE CLOCK.

SO THIS COULD REALLY SAVE MY ASS.

- ALL I WANT IS MY DEPOSIT.

I'VE GOT GOBS OF THIS [bleep].

- OKAY.

I'M WALKING AWAY EMPTY-HANDED,

BUT I'M HAPPY TO SELL DAVE A LOAD OF CRAP ANY DAY.

- THANK YOU, DARRELL. I APPRECIATE IT.

AND I LOOK FORWARD TO JAMMING YOU AT THE NEXT SALE.

- I JUST DUMPED ALL MY CRAP ON HIM.

LET HIM SPEND THE MONEY HAULING IT OFF.

AND THEN I'M ON TO THE NEXT ONE,

SO, YOU KNOW, AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED...[whistles]

- YEAH, I'M ON MY WAY TO RECORD SURPLUS,

AND NEAL IS THE RESIDENT RECORD EXPERT.

AND HE'S GONNA GIVE ME AN IDEA

WHAT MY VINTAGE VINYL COLLECTION IS WORTH.

THE RECORD COLLECTION, I THINK I'LL DO REAL WELL ON.

NEAL. - HEY.

- WHAT'S UP, MAN? I'M BARRY.

- HI, BARRY. - A PLEASURE.

THIS IS WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT.

- OH, OKAY.

WHAT YOU GOT?

- WELL, UH, WE GOT A BUNCH OF GOSPEL

AS WELL AS BLUES RECORDS,

AND THIS ONE WAS THROWN IN THERE,

AND I JUST--THIS IS GONNA BE THE OLDEST ONE IN THE BUNCH.

CHECK OUT HOW THICK IT IS.

- IT'S LIKE A-- IT'S AN EDISON DISK.

- OH, IS THAT WHAT IT-- WHAT, IS IT FROM THE '20s?

- YEAH. PROBABLY MAYBE BEFORE THAT.

- YEAH.

THEY'RE CERTAINLY COLLECTIBLE,

BUT I'M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT THESE RECORDS ARE WORTH.

- THIS IS ACTUALLY VERY COOL.

SOME PEOPLE REALLY COLLECT THESE THINGS,

AND I THINK THAT MIGHT BE WORTH...

- THIS IS GONNA BE THE OLDEST ONE IN THE BUNCH.

CHECK OUT HOW THICK IT IS.

- IT'S LIKE A-- IT'S AN EDISON DISK.

- OH, IS THAT WHAT IT-- WHAT, IS IT FROM THE '20s?

- YEAH. PROBABLY MAYBE BEFORE THAT.

- YEAH.

- THIS IS ACTUALLY VERY COOL.

SOME PEOPLE REALLY COLLECT THESE THINGS,

AND I THINK THAT MIGHT BE WORTH

ABOUT 100 BUCKS OR SO.

- OH!

I MADE 100 BUCKS ON JUST ONE RECORD,

AND THERE'S PLENTY MORE IN THE BOX.

IT'S JUST GONNA KEEP ADDING UP.

- BENNY GOODMAN. A LITTLE SPIKE JONES.

AND YOU'VE GOT THE JEWISH COWBOY,HUH?

"MANISCHEWITZ PRESENTS..."

THAT'S COOL. I LIKE THAT.

- YEAH. THE JEWISH COWBOY SINGS.

FIDDLER ON THE RANGE.

- [laughs]

[upbeat Western music]

YEAH, NOW WE'RE ROCKIN'.

- OH!

- THIS IS REALLY FUN.

THE QUESTION IS, DOES ANYBODY CARE?

IN THE STORE, MAYBE I'D PUT IT OUT FOR $5 OR $10.

GOT SOME JAZZ. - THE HISTORY OF JAZZ.

THERE'S, UH, LET ME SEE THAT ONE.

- THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT THE WHOLE SERIES.

- GOT THE WHOLE SERIES, YEAH.

WHEN I SAW THEM, I WAS, UH, BECAUSE THE CONDITION--

- IT IS HARD TO FIND 78s IN GOOD SHAPE.

- YEAH.

- USUALLY THEY WERE DESTROYED.

- IN A CASE LIKE THIS, WHERE THERE'S ALMOST

A COMPLETE, UH, COLLECTION...

- I COULD TELL YOU WHAT I WOULD PROBABLY

PUT THESE IN MY STORE FOR.

- PLEASE.

- I WOULD PUT THESE OUT FOR ABOUT $20.

- $20?

- THAT'S WHAT I USUALLY WILL PUT THESE OUT FOR.

- THAT'S IT? - THAT'S IT.

- WOW.

SO THIS GUY'S TELLING ME

THAT THESE COMPLETE FIVE-VOLUME SETS OF RECORDS

ARE ONLY WORTH 100 BUCKS?

THAT'S IT?

BUT I THINK YOU'RE KIDDING.

- UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T KID THAT MUCH.

SO, ALL IN ALL, YOU'RE LOOKING PROBABLY,

RETAIL, AROUND $300 TO $350.

- REALLY?

- AND YOU ONLY PAID $500 FOR IT, RIGHT?

- WELL, YEAH, I DID, BUT, UH, HA!

UH, WOW.

I'M DISAPPOINTED.

I AM. I REALLY-- I THOUGHT I HAD, LIKE,

1,000 BUCKS WORTH OF RECORDS HERE.

- YEAH.

- UH, BUT I DON'T.

WELL, THIS IS A SMALL PORTION

OF MY LUCKY SOCK COLLECTION.

THERE'S ABOUT 200 MORE PAIR AT HOME.

THEY'RE ALL GOING IN THE TRASH.

SEE YOU, NEAL. HAVE FUN.

THANKS FOR THE BAD NEWS.

- ALL RIGHT.

- THE GUYS JUST GOT BACK

FROM CLEANING OUT THE LOCKER THAT I GOT YESTERDAY.

- LOOK AT THAT.

- THERE'S A LOT OF REALLY INTERESTING STUFF IN THERE

THAT I'M EXCITED TO GO THROUGH AND SEE WHAT WE GOT.

- BRANDI TOOK THE LEAD ON THIS LOCKER.

IT LOOKS LIKE SHE ALSO WANTS TO TAKE THE LEAD

ON THE PROCESSING.

ASK BRANDI WHERE SHE WANTS IT.

WHAT CAN'T BRANDI DO?

UHH!

- ♪ MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY ♪

- ALL RIGHT, DROP THAT ONE RIGHT THERE.

- THIS IS GOOD.

THERE'S A LOT OF LITTLE COLLECTIBLE ITEMS

THAT WE CAN PUT ON THE SHELVES.

- EVERYTHING ADDS UP.

SEE? YOU THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A GAS PUMP, BUT LOOK.

BAM! LIGHT'S ON! THAT MEANS WE'RE SELLING GAS.

ALL THE SMALL ITEMS ARE ADDING UP.

BUT WHAT I'M INTERESTED IN

IS THE BIG TOOLS THAT WERE IN THIS UNIT.

THIS IS, LIKE, AN INDUSTRIAL AIRLESS PAINT SPRAYER.

I'VE ACTUALLY NEVER SEEN ONE THIS HEAVY-DUTY.

PROBABLY WORTH AT LEAST A FEW HUNDRED BUCKS THERE.

SO, ACTUALLY-- - UH-HUH.

- I'VE ALREADY MADE US MONEY.

- OH, YOU'VEALREADY MADE US MONEY.

- I HAVE. I HAVE ALREADY MADE US MONEY.

- RIGHT, RIGHT.

- WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

- I BOUGHT THIS UNIT

THAT YOU GOT ALL THIS STUFF FROM.

- THE LITTLE WORK. - YEAH.

- THAT DOESN'T COUNT.

I'M GONNA CALL UP MY BUDDY ERIC,

HAVE HIM COME OVER.

HE'S BEEN PAINTING FOR 20 YEARS.

HE'LL KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS SPRAYER.

BECAUSE THERE'S WATER LEAKING OUT IF IT

MEANS SOMEBODY TOOK CARE OF THIS

BEFORE THEY PUT IT AWAY.

THEY WERE PROFESSIONAL. THAT'S A GOOD SIGN.

- THE TRUCK JUST GOT BACK FROM LONG BEACH

WITH DARRELL'S UNIT.

IT'S TIME FOR DAVID HESTER TO SEE THE WOW FACTOR.

LET'S GET THIS DONE, TAKE A LOOK.

HOW'S IT LOOK, GUYS?

WE'RE ABOUT 1,000 BUCKS IN THE WHOLE FOR LABOR.

I REALLY NEED THIS UNIT TO PAY OFF.

BLENDERS.

THESE ARE GREAT ROOMS THAT I LIKE TO BUY

WHERE EVERYTHING IS JUST GOOD, CLEAN...

- SILKWARE.

- THAT LITTLE BOX OF APPLIANCES RIGHT THERE

IS 40, 50 BUCKS WORTH.

THEY BASICALLY DONATED THE ROOM TO ME.

WE'RE PROBABLY GONNA MAKE 1,000 BUCKS

FROM WHAT I CAN SEE SO FAR.

I MEAN, EVERY LITTLE BOX HAS GOT

$30, $40, $50 WORTH OF ITEMS IN THERE.

WHAT IS THIS?

- A BUOYANCY COMPENSATOR FOR A SCUBA DIVER.

- SCUBA EQUIPMENT.

I GUESS YOU MISSED THAT ONE, DARRELL.

- AND THESE RUN $300 TO $500 AND UPWARDS.

- A BUOYANCY VEST. OKAY.

- WE HAVE A U.S. DIVER REGULATOR.

THIS IS THE BEST OF THE BEST.

WE'VE GOT $1,000 WORTH OF STUFF, MAYBE MORE.

- THANKFULLY, THIS UNIT PAID FOR MY LABOR COST.

- SO, YEAH, IT'S GOOD STUFF.

- THE REAL ICING ON THIS CAKE

IS THAT THE SCUBA GEAR IS GONNA MAKE ME ABOUT 1,000 BUCKS.

THANKS, DARRELL.

LOOKING GOOD, LOOKING GOOD.

- ERIC, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

- HEY, WHAT'S UP, MAN?

- THANKS FOR COMING DOWN. - YEAH, NO PROBLEM, MAN.

- SO MY BUDDY ERIC'S HERE TO APPRAISE THE PAINT SPRAYER

THAT I FOUND IN A UNIT.

- FROM THE UNIT THAT I BOUGHT.

- THAT BRANDI'S TAKING CREDIT FOR.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS BEAST?

- OH, I'VE BEEN CHECKING IT OUT A LITTLE BIT.

THE MOTOR, THE PULLEY SYSTEM SEEMS TO BE GOOD.

PISTON'S NICE.

EVERYTHING LOOKS REAL CLEAN ON THE INSIDE.

IT'S A NICE MACHINE, DUDE.

IT'S ACTUALLY PROBABLY ONLY A COUPLE YEARS OLD.

- THE GUNS AND THINGS THAT'LL GO--

- OH, WOW, DUDE.

THESE ARE NICE GRACO GUNS.

YOU COULD PROBABLY SELL THEM FOR 50, 75 BUCKS APIECE.

- JUST FOR--JUST FOR A GUN LIKE THIS?

- NOW LET'S GET BACK TO THE PRIZE.

- YEAH, YEAH, LET'S GET--

- LET'S GET BACK TO THE SPRAYER.

THESE THINGS GO FOR $5,500 BRAND-NEW.

- MM-HMM. - SO, YOU KNOW--

THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.

- YOU COULD PROBABLY SELL IT FOR, UM...

3,500 BUCKS.

- YEAH, THAT'S GOOD. - LOOKING AT ANOTHER 500 THERE.

HOW MUCH DID YOU GUYS PAY FOR THE UNIT, IF YOU DON'T--

- 650 BUCKS. - OH, YOU GET GOLD, DUDE.

THAT'S OVER THREE GRAND RIGHT THERE.

- YEAH, THAT'S AWESOME. YEAH.

BRANDI DID GOOD ON THIS UNIT.

DON'T TELL HER I SAID THAT.

COOL. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT THAT THING.

YEAH, THAT'S A HOME RUN RIGHT THERE.

THAT'S A HOME RUN. - I'M PRETTY PLEASED TOO.

MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE THE LEAD MORE OFTEN.

narrator: THE BIG WINNERS WERE JARROD AND BRANDI,

EARNING $3,200 FOR THEIR GROUNDSKEEPER UNIT.

DAVE HESTER SALVAGED A TIDY 1,000 BUCKS

ON A FREE UNIT.

BARRY WEISS SCRATCHED ON A COLLECTION OF RECORDS,

COSTING HIM $175.

AND DARRELL SHEETS CHALKED UP A $400 LOSS.

- WHO KNOWS? IT MIGHT BE ANOTHER 1,200 BUCKS.

MIGHT BE IN THE GAME.

WE MIGHT QUADRUPLE OUR MONEY ON THIS UNIT.

THAT WOULD BE A HOME RUN FOR US.

- REAL QUICK, I JUST WANT TO RUN DOWN THIS ONE MORE TIME.

UH, WHO BOUGHT THAT UNIT?

- UM, WE DID, AS A TEAM. - WAIT, WAIT.

I'M SORRY. - TOGETHER AS ONE.

- WAIT, WAIT. - ACTING AS ONE PERSON.

THE TWO OF US, AS ONE ENTITY.

- RIGHT, RIGHT. - YES. WE BOUGHT IT TOGETHER.

WELL, I MEAN, YOU'VE GOT TO THINK.

I CARRIED THE MONEY AND I CARRIED THE LOCK,

SO I GOTTA GET SOME CREDIT.

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