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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,863 --> 00:00:06,109 male announcer: WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... 2 00:00:06,144 --> 00:00:08,008 THE TREASURES WITHIN... 3 00:00:08,042 --> 00:00:09,595 - THIS IS DO OR DIE. 4 00:00:09,630 --> 00:00:10,838 - ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. 5 00:00:10,872 --> 00:00:11,908 - $300. - $400. 6 00:00:11,942 --> 00:00:12,909 - $500. - YEAH. 7 00:00:12,943 --> 00:00:13,910 - YEP. - YEAH! 8 00:00:13,944 --> 00:00:15,705 - SOLD! 9 00:00:15,739 --> 00:00:18,190 - BRANDI PUT A CAP ON US TODAY OF $1,400. 10 00:00:18,225 --> 00:00:19,605 - YEAH! - YEP! 11 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:22,194 - THAT'S IT. I'M ALL-IN. 12 00:00:22,229 --> 00:00:24,300 - PLEASE DON'T BID. PLEASE. 13 00:00:24,334 --> 00:00:27,061 - THIS IS LIKE PUTTING A SAFE INSIDE OF A SAFE. 14 00:00:27,096 --> 00:00:28,925 WE NEED TO BLOW THAT LOCK OFF OF THERE. 15 00:00:28,959 --> 00:00:30,582 [rattling] 16 00:00:30,616 --> 00:00:31,686 [bleep], MAN. 17 00:00:31,721 --> 00:00:33,619 - IT'S ACTUALLY AN OIL PAINTING. 18 00:00:33,654 --> 00:00:35,518 DUDE, YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS. 19 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:40,523 [rock music] 20 00:00:40,557 --> 00:00:42,042 - IT'S JUST THE WILD FACTOR! 21 00:00:42,076 --> 00:00:44,837 - I'M NOT INTIMIDATED BY ANY BUYER. 22 00:00:44,872 --> 00:00:46,425 - CASH IS KING! WINNER TAKES ALL. 23 00:00:46,460 --> 00:00:49,394 - YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA ENCOUNTER. 24 00:00:53,122 --> 00:00:55,020 - LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO! 25 00:00:56,539 --> 00:00:59,473 - ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN 26 00:00:59,507 --> 00:01:01,268 ♪ 27 00:01:01,302 --> 00:01:03,097 ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN 28 00:01:03,132 --> 00:01:05,203 ♪ YEAH YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT ♪ 29 00:01:05,237 --> 00:01:07,653 ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN 30 00:01:07,688 --> 00:01:09,310 ♪ 31 00:01:09,345 --> 00:01:11,140 - SOLD! 32 00:01:18,871 --> 00:01:21,150 - TODAY, WE'RE HAVING AN AUCTION IN NORWALK, CALIFORNIA. 33 00:01:21,184 --> 00:01:22,875 THIS IS A SUBURB OF LOS ANGELES. 34 00:01:22,910 --> 00:01:24,222 HAS BEEN FOR OVER 60 YEARS. 35 00:01:24,256 --> 00:01:26,189 AND IT STILL HAS THAT SMALL TOWN FEEL. 36 00:01:26,224 --> 00:01:27,535 [rooster crowing] 37 00:01:27,570 --> 00:01:29,089 - THIS IS AN OLDER COMMUNITY, 38 00:01:29,123 --> 00:01:31,470 SO I'M LOOKING FOR OLDER COLLECTIBLES AND ANTIQUES. 39 00:01:31,505 --> 00:01:33,231 - THESE SLEEPY TOWNS CAN REALLY PAY OFF. 40 00:01:33,265 --> 00:01:36,130 BACK IN THE DAY, THEY DIDN'T TRUST THE SYSTEM, 41 00:01:36,165 --> 00:01:38,167 SO THEY KEPT ALL THE GOOD STUFF AT HOME. 42 00:01:38,201 --> 00:01:40,376 - AND THEN THEY END UP IN PLACES LIKE THIS, 43 00:01:40,410 --> 00:01:41,653 WHERE THEY'RE FORGOTTEN ABOUT. 44 00:01:49,247 --> 00:01:51,283 - I'M LATE. 45 00:01:51,318 --> 00:01:52,491 THIS STORAGE AUCTION LIFE... 46 00:01:52,526 --> 00:01:53,803 [grunts] 47 00:01:53,837 --> 00:01:55,253 [bleep] DAMN IT! 48 00:01:55,287 --> 00:01:56,875 IT'S A LOT OF WORK. 49 00:01:56,909 --> 00:01:59,049 I MADE SOME MONEY, BUT AS A COLLECTOR, 50 00:01:59,084 --> 00:02:01,569 I'D LOVE TO FIND SOMETHING-- SOMETHING UNIQUE, 51 00:02:01,604 --> 00:02:04,296 SOMETHING I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. 52 00:02:04,331 --> 00:02:06,436 - ALL I HAVE IS MY PICKUP TRUCK WITH ME TODAY. 53 00:02:06,471 --> 00:02:08,266 SO I NEED TO FIND A NICE, SMALL LITTLE LOCKER 54 00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:12,339 THAT'S GONNA FIT RIGHT IN THAT PICKUP TRUCK. 55 00:02:12,373 --> 00:02:14,582 - WE ONLY HAVE 1,400 BUCKS TODAY, 56 00:02:14,617 --> 00:02:16,860 SO CAN WE TRY NOT TO SPEND ALL OF IT? 57 00:02:16,895 --> 00:02:19,000 WE'VE GOT TO WATCH OUT FOR THE DAVES AND THE DARRELLS. 58 00:02:19,035 --> 00:02:20,312 I GET THAT. 59 00:02:20,347 --> 00:02:22,452 BUT WE'VE ALSO GOT TO WATCH OUT FOR A LITTLE PLACE 60 00:02:22,487 --> 00:02:24,178 CALLED NOW AND THEN THRIFT STORE. 61 00:02:24,213 --> 00:02:26,456 - I'M WILLING TO SPEND IT ALL. I DON'T CARE. 62 00:02:26,491 --> 00:02:27,802 - [sighs] 63 00:02:27,837 --> 00:02:29,735 I KNOW THAT YOU'RE WILLING TO SPEND IT ALL, 64 00:02:29,770 --> 00:02:31,012 BUT THAT'S ALL WE HAVE. 65 00:02:31,047 --> 00:02:34,637 SO IF YOU CAN MAKE AN ATTEMPT AT NOT SPENDING IT ALL, 66 00:02:34,671 --> 00:02:35,948 THAT WOULD BE AMAZING. 67 00:02:35,983 --> 00:02:38,606 - BRANDI PUT CAP ON US TODAY OF $1,400. 68 00:02:38,641 --> 00:02:39,849 IF HER DREAM LOCKER COMES UP 69 00:02:39,883 --> 00:02:41,506 AND WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO GET IT, 70 00:02:41,540 --> 00:02:42,610 DON'T COME CRYING TO ME. 71 00:02:42,645 --> 00:02:43,991 - ALL RIGHT, BOYS AND GIRLS, 72 00:02:44,025 --> 00:02:45,268 IF YOU'RE READY TO GO, WE'RE READY TO GO. 73 00:02:45,303 --> 00:02:46,338 WELCOME TO THE AUCTION TODAY. 74 00:02:46,373 --> 00:02:47,546 BEFORE YOU GO THROUGH THESE GATES, 75 00:02:47,581 --> 00:02:49,030 YOU NEED TO KNOW THE RULES. 76 00:02:49,065 --> 00:02:50,066 WE'RE GONNA GO IN, WE'RE GONNA REMOVE THE LOCK. 77 00:02:50,100 --> 00:02:51,447 WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. 78 00:02:51,481 --> 00:02:53,103 YOU'RE GONNA GET FIVE MINUTES TO TAKE A LOOK AROUND. 79 00:02:53,138 --> 00:02:54,760 CAN'T OPEN ANY BOXES. YOU CAN'T GO INSIDE. 80 00:02:54,795 --> 00:02:56,072 AND, UH, THAT'S IT. 81 00:02:56,106 --> 00:02:57,280 ARE YOU READY TO GO? 82 00:02:57,315 --> 00:02:58,316 - YEAH! - YEAH! 83 00:02:58,350 --> 00:02:59,593 - LET'S GO! 84 00:02:59,627 --> 00:03:00,870 - ALL RIGHT, FOLKS, LET'S GO. 85 00:03:00,904 --> 00:03:02,699 AUCTION TIME, EVERYONE. - ALL RIGHT, COME ON. 86 00:03:02,734 --> 00:03:04,080 COME ON, COME ON, LET'S GO. 87 00:03:04,114 --> 00:03:05,840 COME ON, EVERYBODY, LET'S GO! 88 00:03:05,875 --> 00:03:08,222 - MY STRATEGY IS ALWAYS TO MAKE SURE 89 00:03:08,257 --> 00:03:09,879 THAT THE PERSON THAT'S BIDDING AGAINST ME 90 00:03:09,913 --> 00:03:10,983 DOES NOT MAKE A PROFIT. 91 00:03:11,018 --> 00:03:13,262 IF ONE DOG BARKS, THEY ALL START BARKING. 92 00:03:13,296 --> 00:03:15,298 AND I'M ELIMINATING THAT FROM THE GET-GO. 93 00:03:15,333 --> 00:03:16,989 [buzzing] 94 00:03:19,613 --> 00:03:21,373 - ALL RIGHT, BOYS AND GIRLS, TAKE A LOOK AND LOOK IT OVER. 95 00:03:21,408 --> 00:03:23,548 DON'T OVERLOOK ANYTHING, AND REMEMBER, DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING, 96 00:03:23,582 --> 00:03:25,066 SCRATCH ANYTHING, POKE ANYTHING. 97 00:03:25,101 --> 00:03:27,690 - HERE WE HAVE A WHOLE [bleep] LOAD OF TRASH. 98 00:03:27,724 --> 00:03:30,555 THIS IS YOUR BASIC GARAGE OVERFLOW UNIT. 99 00:03:30,589 --> 00:03:32,591 IT'S NOT GONNA FIT IN MY PICKUP TRUCK. 100 00:03:32,626 --> 00:03:35,007 THIS LOCKER IS NOT FOR ME. 101 00:03:35,042 --> 00:03:37,147 - IT'S NOT A LOT OF HIGH QUALITY, BUT... 102 00:03:37,182 --> 00:03:39,391 I DON'T REALLY SEE ANYTHING FOR OUR STORE. 103 00:03:39,426 --> 00:03:40,841 BUT THOSE LITTLE PLASTIC BINS, 104 00:03:40,875 --> 00:03:42,429 THEY'RE LIKE TREASURE CHESTS. 105 00:03:42,463 --> 00:03:43,947 I GOTTA TAKE A GAMBLE ON THIS ONE. 106 00:03:43,982 --> 00:03:45,777 - WELL, I LIKE THAT, 107 00:03:45,811 --> 00:03:48,400 BECAUSE THOSE MATCHBOOKS ARE OLD. 108 00:03:48,435 --> 00:03:50,989 THIS UNIT IS, UH... IT'S WELL ORGANIZED. 109 00:03:51,023 --> 00:03:53,578 THE MATCHBOOKS THEMSELVES AREN'T WORTH A LOT. 110 00:03:53,612 --> 00:03:55,269 WHAT IT DOES IMPLY IS THAT THIS UNIT 111 00:03:55,304 --> 00:03:57,064 MAY HAVE BELONGED TO A COLLECTOR OF SORTS. 112 00:03:57,098 --> 00:03:59,653 I, UH, I'D LIKE TO SEIZE ON THIS ONE. 113 00:03:59,687 --> 00:04:01,689 - LOOKS--LOOKS PRETTY DECENT. 114 00:04:01,724 --> 00:04:03,691 - IT DOES? 115 00:04:03,726 --> 00:04:06,936 LAURA, I WOULD SAY BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE THE BEHOLDER. 116 00:04:06,970 --> 00:04:08,593 THERE'S NOT MUCH VALUE IN THIS ROOM. 117 00:04:08,627 --> 00:04:10,353 IT'S PROBABLY FULL OF WORTHLESS MEMENTOS. 118 00:04:10,388 --> 00:04:11,906 THIS IS LOW-END. - OKAY. 119 00:04:11,941 --> 00:04:13,114 - IF YOU'RE READY TO GO, I'M READY TO GO. 120 00:04:13,149 --> 00:04:14,288 AND HERE WE GO, NUMBER 20. 121 00:04:14,323 --> 00:04:15,876 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA PAY? HOW MUCH MONEY, SIR? 122 00:04:15,910 --> 00:04:18,154 - $125. - $125 THERE, $125... 123 00:04:18,188 --> 00:04:20,812 [auctioneering] I'VE GOT $125 THERE. 124 00:04:20,846 --> 00:04:22,262 $150 THERE, $175 AND YOU'RE OUT. 125 00:04:22,296 --> 00:04:25,782 - 175. - [auctioneering] 126 00:04:25,817 --> 00:04:28,889 $225, YOU'RE OUT. I GOT $225. 127 00:04:28,923 --> 00:04:30,235 - THIS UNIT'S A GAMBLE, 128 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,374 AND I CAN FEEL THE HEAT FROM BRANDI 129 00:04:31,409 --> 00:04:32,893 STARING AT ME RIGHT NOW. 130 00:04:32,927 --> 00:04:34,308 IT'S HITTING ME IN THE BONES. 131 00:04:34,343 --> 00:04:38,416 - I'M ALSO TAKING CHANCES, BUT...WAIT, NO I'M NOT. 132 00:04:38,450 --> 00:04:40,556 JARROD SHOULDN'T BE BIDDING ON THIS LOCKER. 133 00:04:40,590 --> 00:04:41,591 - [auctioneering] 134 00:04:41,626 --> 00:04:42,903 $250, JERRY, YOU'RE OUT. 135 00:04:42,937 --> 00:04:43,869 I'VE GOT TWO-- GOING UP TO $300. 136 00:04:43,904 --> 00:04:46,286 $325, $325. [auctioneering] 137 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:49,150 - SO BRANDI CAN KEEP JARROD TUCKED UNDER HER APRON, 138 00:04:49,185 --> 00:04:50,290 I MIGHT HAVE A SHOT HERE. 139 00:04:50,324 --> 00:04:52,050 - I'VE GOT $325. AND $350, $350 THERE. 140 00:04:52,084 --> 00:04:54,086 [auctioneering] 141 00:04:54,121 --> 00:04:55,881 $375, SIR. $350 GOING ONCE. 142 00:04:55,916 --> 00:04:57,331 IT'LL BE $375. GOING TWICE. 143 00:04:57,366 --> 00:04:58,677 AND LAST AND FINAL CALL. - HEY! 144 00:04:58,712 --> 00:05:01,197 - $375 THERE. $400. [auctioneering] 145 00:05:01,231 --> 00:05:02,716 - I GUESS IF IT'S NOT OVER $1,400, 146 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:04,821 HE CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL HE WANTS. 147 00:05:04,856 --> 00:05:05,995 - I SPEAK BRANDI. 148 00:05:06,029 --> 00:05:08,273 AND RIGHT NOW, SHE MAY HAVE SAID $1,400, 149 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:11,138 BUT HER EYES ARE TELLING ME IT'S GONNA BE A LONG RIDE HOME. 150 00:05:11,172 --> 00:05:13,347 - YOU KNOW, I'M NOT MISS CLEO, 151 00:05:13,382 --> 00:05:16,246 BUT I GOT A FEELING JARROD JUST MIGHT BACK OFF. 152 00:05:16,281 --> 00:05:18,801 - 400 BUCKS GOING ONCE, AND $400 GOING TWICE. 153 00:05:18,835 --> 00:05:20,492 LAST AND FINAL CALL AT 400 BUCKS. 154 00:05:20,527 --> 00:05:21,597 GOT IT GOING ON. 155 00:05:21,631 --> 00:05:23,633 SELL THAT YOUR WAY, BARRY, FOR $375. 156 00:05:23,668 --> 00:05:24,841 - SO I WON THIS UNIT. 157 00:05:24,876 --> 00:05:26,360 AND, UH, I'M PRETTY EXCITED. 158 00:05:26,395 --> 00:05:29,915 I CAN'T WAIT TO GET IN THERE. 159 00:05:29,950 --> 00:05:31,227 [buzzing] 160 00:05:33,919 --> 00:05:35,473 - OHH! LOOK AT THAT! 161 00:05:35,507 --> 00:05:37,129 - GET A GOOD LOOK, FOLKS. 162 00:05:37,164 --> 00:05:38,510 AND IT'S A NICE, BIG UNIT HERE. 163 00:05:40,236 --> 00:05:41,306 - AND IF YOU LOOK ALL THE WAY BACK, 164 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,066 IT GETS BETTER IN THE BACK. 165 00:05:43,101 --> 00:05:44,378 - YEAH. YEAH. 166 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,382 - THIS IS A MONEY-MAKING UNIT RIGHT HERE. 167 00:05:48,417 --> 00:05:49,590 WE'RE GONNA SEE HOW MUCH OF THIS $1,400 168 00:05:49,625 --> 00:05:51,074 I'M GONNA HAVE TO SPEND. 169 00:05:51,109 --> 00:05:52,421 - WELL, SOME PRETTY GOOD STUFF IN HERE. 170 00:05:52,455 --> 00:05:55,147 BUT, UH, IT'S ALL KIND OF TOSSED AND TORN AGAIN. 171 00:05:55,182 --> 00:05:57,460 THERE'S SOME GOOD FURNITURE PIECES IN THIS LOCKER 172 00:05:57,495 --> 00:05:59,531 AND SOME MEDICAL STUFF. 173 00:05:59,566 --> 00:06:00,808 BUT EVEN IF I WANTED THIS LOCKER, 174 00:06:00,843 --> 00:06:02,120 IT WOULDN'T FIT MY TRUCK, 175 00:06:02,154 --> 00:06:04,018 AND I'M NOT GONNA HAUL IT BACK TO SAN DIEGO. 176 00:06:04,053 --> 00:06:05,917 - I FEEL LIKE THERE'S SOME 177 00:06:05,951 --> 00:06:06,987 MEDIOCRE STUFF IN HERE, YOU KNOW? 178 00:06:07,021 --> 00:06:10,162 FOR A--MEDIOCRE FOR A MEDIOCRE PRICE. 179 00:06:10,197 --> 00:06:11,405 I'M TALKING THIS UNIT DOWN, 180 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:13,511 BUT I CAN TELL BY THE DETAIL WORK ON THE FURNITURE 181 00:06:13,545 --> 00:06:16,893 THAT THIS IS QUALITY MERCHANDISE. 182 00:06:16,928 --> 00:06:18,378 - ALL RIGHTY, IF YOU'RE ALMOST READY TO GO, 183 00:06:18,412 --> 00:06:19,827 I'M ALMOST READY TO GO, AND HERE WE GO, NUMBER 20... 184 00:06:19,862 --> 00:06:21,519 I'VE GOT $100 RIGHT THERE. 185 00:06:21,553 --> 00:06:23,072 [auctioneering] 186 00:06:26,109 --> 00:06:27,525 - YEP. 187 00:06:27,559 --> 00:06:29,837 - $300, $400. $500. 188 00:06:29,872 --> 00:06:31,114 - $500. 189 00:06:31,149 --> 00:06:33,323 - [auctioneering] 190 00:06:34,704 --> 00:06:35,740 - $550! 191 00:06:35,774 --> 00:06:37,017 $550, $600 NOW. 192 00:06:37,051 --> 00:06:38,294 - I CAN SEE DAVE WANTS THIS UNIT, 193 00:06:38,328 --> 00:06:40,917 BUT HE DOESN'T WANT IT AS BAD AS I DO. 194 00:06:40,952 --> 00:06:42,402 - YEEEP! - YO! 195 00:06:42,436 --> 00:06:43,955 - WE NEED THIS UNIT TO PAY OUR BILLS. 196 00:06:43,989 --> 00:06:45,577 WHY DOES DAVE ALWAYS HAVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING 197 00:06:45,612 --> 00:06:46,682 A PISSING CONTEST? 198 00:06:46,716 --> 00:06:47,890 - YO! 199 00:06:47,924 --> 00:06:49,823 - YEP. - [auctioneering] 200 00:06:49,857 --> 00:06:51,756 - YEEEP! - YEP! 201 00:06:51,790 --> 00:06:53,551 - UP TO $950, AND $900. 202 00:06:53,585 --> 00:06:55,898 - YEEEP! - $1,000 NOW. 203 00:06:55,932 --> 00:06:57,520 - $1,000 THERE, AND $1,050. 204 00:06:57,555 --> 00:06:58,556 - FOR 1,000 BUCKS, THERE'S GONNA BE 205 00:06:58,590 --> 00:07:00,005 VERY LITTLE PROFIT ON THIS ONE. 206 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:01,490 BUT I'M NOT LETTING DAVE GET IT. 207 00:07:01,524 --> 00:07:03,561 - YEEEP! 208 00:07:03,595 --> 00:07:05,252 THE PRICE IS A LITTLE HIGH ON THIS ROOM, 209 00:07:05,286 --> 00:07:07,116 BUT IT'S WORTH EVERY PENNY OF IT, 210 00:07:07,150 --> 00:07:08,117 JUST TO WATCH HIM SQUIRM. 211 00:07:08,151 --> 00:07:09,152 - $1,100, $1,150. 212 00:07:09,187 --> 00:07:10,568 I GET 11-- $1,150, $1,150. 213 00:07:10,602 --> 00:07:11,672 I GET $1,100. $1,150 GOING ONCE. 214 00:07:11,707 --> 00:07:13,881 $1,150 GOING TWICE. LAST TIME TO CALL. 215 00:07:13,916 --> 00:07:15,400 - YEEEP! 216 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:16,436 - YOU GOT DAVE INTO IT. 217 00:07:16,470 --> 00:07:17,575 JARROD'S NOT BACKING DOWN. 218 00:07:17,609 --> 00:07:19,853 WE'RE GETTING AWFULLY CLOSE TO $1,400. 219 00:07:19,887 --> 00:07:21,337 - YEEEP! 220 00:07:21,371 --> 00:07:23,166 - $1,250 NOW. I'LL GET $1,200 BUCKS. 221 00:07:23,201 --> 00:07:24,167 $1,250, GIVE ME $1,250. 222 00:07:24,202 --> 00:07:26,376 [auctioneering] 223 00:07:26,411 --> 00:07:28,655 AT $1,300 GOING ONCE. AND $1,300 GOING TWICE. 224 00:07:28,689 --> 00:07:29,690 - YEEEP! 225 00:07:29,725 --> 00:07:31,451 - $1,350. I GOT 1,300 BUCKS. 226 00:07:31,485 --> 00:07:33,004 - THAT'S IT. I'M ALL-IN. 227 00:07:33,038 --> 00:07:35,662 - $1,400, HE SAID, "WHAT THE HELL?" HOW 'BOUT THAT? 228 00:07:35,696 --> 00:07:38,043 - PLEASE DON'T BID. PLEASE. 229 00:07:43,221 --> 00:07:45,499 - $1,350. I GOT 1,300 BUCKS. 230 00:07:45,534 --> 00:07:46,500 - THAT'S IT. I'M ALL-IN. 231 00:07:46,535 --> 00:07:47,639 - 1,500 BUCKS, 1,400. 232 00:07:47,674 --> 00:07:49,123 HE SAID, "WHAT THE HELL?" HOW 'BOUT THAT? 233 00:07:49,158 --> 00:07:50,504 - PLEASE DON'T BID, PLEASE. 234 00:07:50,539 --> 00:07:52,437 $1,400 ONCE. I'VE GOT $1,350 GOING TWICE. 235 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:54,094 GOING FOR BROKE. $1,400. 236 00:07:54,128 --> 00:07:55,095 GOTTA GO, GUESS WHAT. 237 00:07:55,129 --> 00:07:57,373 - YEEEP! - $1,450 NOW. 238 00:07:59,893 --> 00:08:01,101 [gunshot sound effect] 239 00:08:01,135 --> 00:08:02,482 - AND $1,450 GOING TWICE. 240 00:08:02,516 --> 00:08:05,346 AND LAST AND FINAL CALL AT $1,450. 241 00:08:05,381 --> 00:08:06,520 ITTY-BITTY, AND NO NA. SOLD OUT YOUR WAY. 242 00:08:06,555 --> 00:08:08,384 $1,450, YOUR WAY, DAVE. THANKS, EVERYBODY. 243 00:08:08,418 --> 00:08:10,593 - I JUST OVERPAID FOR A UNIT TO PROVE A POINT. 244 00:08:10,628 --> 00:08:13,251 YOU'RE GONNA GET RUN OVER IF YOU'RE IN MY WAY. 245 00:08:13,285 --> 00:08:14,735 - ARE YOU GOING UPSTAIRS, HONEY? 246 00:08:14,770 --> 00:08:16,185 - HOPE WE'LL SEE ANOTHER GOOD ONE. 247 00:08:16,219 --> 00:08:17,497 - YEAH, WELL, IT'S NOT IMPORTANT. 248 00:08:17,531 --> 00:08:19,913 - YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW DAVE'S a [bleep] BAG. 249 00:08:19,947 --> 00:08:22,191 [buzzing] 250 00:08:22,225 --> 00:08:24,400 - BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL. THERE IT GOES, THERE IT GOES. 251 00:08:24,434 --> 00:08:25,919 ALL RIGHT! BOYS AND GIRLS... 252 00:08:25,953 --> 00:08:27,645 [indistinct chatter] 253 00:08:27,679 --> 00:08:29,716 - WHOA! - WHOO! ALL RIGHT! 254 00:08:33,961 --> 00:08:35,273 - AND REMEMBER, DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING. 255 00:08:35,307 --> 00:08:36,964 - A LAKERS JERSEY. 256 00:08:36,999 --> 00:08:38,656 - I SEE A LAKERS JERSEY THAT MIGHT BE WORTH SOMETHING. 257 00:08:38,690 --> 00:08:39,795 BUT THAT'S ABOUT IT. 258 00:08:39,829 --> 00:08:41,175 IT'S NOT FOR ME. 259 00:08:41,210 --> 00:08:43,868 - RIGHT HERE IN THE HALLWAY, FOLKS. 260 00:08:43,902 --> 00:08:46,491 - THERE'S A LOT OF EXPENSIVE SHOES AND STUFF, 261 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,873 AND EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE BOXED UP. 262 00:08:48,907 --> 00:08:50,840 THE SNEAKERS ARE REAL EXPENSIVE. 263 00:08:50,875 --> 00:08:52,566 SO I'M THINKING THIS COULD BE A CLUE 264 00:08:52,601 --> 00:08:54,292 THAT THERE'S SOMETHING REALLY GOOD IN THIS LOCKER. 265 00:08:54,326 --> 00:08:56,915 - NOTHING TOO EXCITING IN HERE. 266 00:08:56,950 --> 00:08:58,192 - IT LOOKS LIKE THERE'S A BUNCH OF PLASTIC BAGS 267 00:08:58,227 --> 00:08:59,366 WITH OLD CLOTHES. 268 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:00,885 I DON'T THINK THIS UNIT'S FOR ME. 269 00:09:00,919 --> 00:09:02,438 - ALL RIGHTY, IF YOU'RE READY TO GO, I'M READY TO GO. 270 00:09:02,472 --> 00:09:03,543 AND HERE WE GO, AND HOW MUCH MONEY? 271 00:09:03,577 --> 00:09:05,579 [auctioneering] 272 00:09:05,614 --> 00:09:07,995 GIVE ME $25 NOW. I GOT $25, $35. 273 00:09:08,030 --> 00:09:09,514 [auctioneering] 274 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:10,791 $35, $45, $55. 275 00:09:10,826 --> 00:09:12,448 - YEP. 276 00:09:13,863 --> 00:09:14,899 - YEP! 277 00:09:14,933 --> 00:09:16,348 - I GOT $150 THERE. - $165, SIR. 278 00:09:16,383 --> 00:09:17,833 - YEEEP! 279 00:09:17,867 --> 00:09:19,213 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT DARRELL SEES IN THIS ROOM, 280 00:09:19,248 --> 00:09:20,663 BUT HE SEEMS TO HAVE AN INTEREST. 281 00:09:20,698 --> 00:09:22,078 AND WHEN DARRELL HAS AN INTEREST, 282 00:09:22,113 --> 00:09:23,183 I HAVE AN INTEREST TOO. 283 00:09:23,217 --> 00:09:24,943 - IS THAT DAVE? - YES, IT IS. 284 00:09:24,978 --> 00:09:26,945 - $200. - [auctioneering] 285 00:09:26,980 --> 00:09:28,602 - YEEEP! 286 00:09:28,637 --> 00:09:31,018 - [auctioneering] 287 00:09:31,053 --> 00:09:32,606 - $300. 288 00:09:32,641 --> 00:09:34,366 - YEEEP! 289 00:09:34,401 --> 00:09:35,920 - YOU KNOW, I CAN TELL DAVE'S TRYING 290 00:09:35,954 --> 00:09:37,438 TO PUSH THE PRICE UP ON ME. 291 00:09:37,473 --> 00:09:38,819 TIME TO PLAY CHICKEN. 292 00:09:38,854 --> 00:09:40,338 SELLIN'. - YOU'RE OUT, HOW 'BOUT THAT? 293 00:09:40,372 --> 00:09:43,652 - I'M MAKING HIM THINK I'M GONNA DROP THE UNIT ON HIM. 294 00:09:43,686 --> 00:09:45,239 - CHICKEN SAID NO. - MAKE IT $400 HERE. 295 00:09:45,274 --> 00:09:47,276 $425 WHERE? $425? $425 GOING TWICE. 296 00:09:47,310 --> 00:09:49,312 LAST AND FINAL CALL AT 425 BUCKS. 297 00:09:49,347 --> 00:09:51,625 - YEP! - ALL RIGHT, I GOT 450 BUCKS. 298 00:09:51,660 --> 00:09:53,075 - LET HIM HAVE THAT CRAP. 299 00:09:53,109 --> 00:09:54,904 - $500 WHERE? $500 GOING ONCE. 300 00:09:54,939 --> 00:09:56,388 $500 GOING TWICE. GOTTA GO AGAINST WHATNOT? 301 00:09:56,423 --> 00:09:58,632 YOU BOUGHT IT, 450 BUCKS, AND THANK YOU. 302 00:09:58,667 --> 00:10:01,117 - WE PLAYED CHICKEN, AND LOOK WHO FLINCHED. 303 00:10:01,152 --> 00:10:02,671 HE MAY THINK HE'S A MASTER, 304 00:10:02,705 --> 00:10:04,327 BUT HE CAN'T WIN 'EM ALL. 305 00:10:06,053 --> 00:10:07,745 - SEE? THAT'S WHAT I WAS SAYING. 306 00:10:07,779 --> 00:10:10,540 I MEAN, I WAS WILLING TO SPEND THE WHOLE $1,400. 307 00:10:10,575 --> 00:10:12,439 I KINDA HAD YOU IN MY EAR TELLING ME, LIKE, 308 00:10:12,473 --> 00:10:13,647 "TRY TO SPEND IT ALL, 309 00:10:13,682 --> 00:10:15,166 AND WE'RE GOING HOME EMPTY-HANDED AGAIN. 310 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:18,203 I MEAN, WE'VE PRETTY MUCH WASTED THE WHOLE DAY NOW. 311 00:10:18,238 --> 00:10:19,964 - [sighs] 312 00:10:19,998 --> 00:10:22,691 I TOTALLY WANNA KICK DAVE'S ASS. 313 00:10:22,725 --> 00:10:25,038 AT ALL COSTS. 314 00:10:25,072 --> 00:10:27,523 - POINT IS, WE REALLY NEEDED TO BUY A UNIT. 315 00:10:27,557 --> 00:10:30,906 AND NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, HE'S ALWAYS THERE. 316 00:10:30,940 --> 00:10:33,805 SO FROM NOW ON, I'M WITH YOU, I AGREE WITH YOU. 317 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:36,877 WE JUST NEED TO GO BALLS OUT 318 00:10:36,912 --> 00:10:39,535 AND JUST BEAT DAVE. 319 00:10:42,711 --> 00:10:45,437 - I'M FINALLY GETTING A CHANCE TO CHECK OUT THE UNIT 320 00:10:45,472 --> 00:10:47,508 I BOUGHT FOR $375. 321 00:10:47,543 --> 00:10:51,409 WHEW, WHERE DO YOU START? 322 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:53,066 GONNA NEED A LADDER, MAN. 323 00:10:53,100 --> 00:10:54,101 I MEAN, WHEN I BOUGHT IT, 324 00:10:54,136 --> 00:10:55,413 IT DIDN'T LOOK THIS BIG. 325 00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:57,070 I PRIDE MYSELF ON BEING A COLLECTOR, 326 00:10:57,104 --> 00:11:00,107 BUT I'M STARTING TO FEEL A BIT MORE LIKE A SCAVENGER. 327 00:11:02,075 --> 00:11:03,628 I DON'T WANNA GO THERE. 328 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:07,080 THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG DIG. 329 00:11:07,114 --> 00:11:08,875 ONIONS. 330 00:11:08,909 --> 00:11:12,223 NEEDLESS TO SAY, ONION SKINS AND SOME OLD KLEENEX 331 00:11:12,257 --> 00:11:13,845 ARE NOT GONNA PAY FOR THIS UNIT. 332 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:16,296 JUST NOT HAVING A LOT OF LUCK. 333 00:11:16,330 --> 00:11:18,781 THERE'S A WHOLE CLOSET HERE. 334 00:11:18,816 --> 00:11:21,266 AND IT'S GOT A LOCK ON IT. 335 00:11:21,301 --> 00:11:22,923 IT'S KIND OF STRANGE. 336 00:11:22,958 --> 00:11:26,271 THIS IS LIKE PUTTING A SAFE INSIDE OF A SAFE. 337 00:11:26,306 --> 00:11:29,758 REALLY... WHAT WE NEED TO DO 338 00:11:29,792 --> 00:11:32,588 IS BLOW THAT LOCK OFF OF THERE RIGHT NOW. 339 00:11:32,622 --> 00:11:34,417 [sighs] 340 00:11:34,452 --> 00:11:36,661 IF THERE'S ONE THING THESE FACILITIES HAVE... 341 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,146 [buzzing] 342 00:11:39,181 --> 00:11:40,700 IT'S POWER TOOLS. 343 00:11:46,291 --> 00:11:49,122 [buzz] 344 00:11:49,156 --> 00:11:50,710 WOW. 345 00:11:51,849 --> 00:11:52,919 [buzz] 346 00:11:55,128 --> 00:11:56,888 LOOK AT THAT. 347 00:11:56,923 --> 00:11:58,476 [bleep], MAN. 348 00:11:58,510 --> 00:11:59,753 WELL, THAT BROKE. 349 00:12:01,237 --> 00:12:02,894 IT'S NOT AS EASY AS IT LOOKS, 350 00:12:02,929 --> 00:12:07,002 SO I THINK I'M GONNA DO IT THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY. 351 00:12:07,036 --> 00:12:09,659 [sighs] THAT LOCK IS IN FOR IT NOW. 352 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:16,839 [bleep]. 353 00:12:16,874 --> 00:12:18,254 I GOTTA GO TO THE GYM. 354 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,535 OH, MAN. 355 00:12:25,986 --> 00:12:27,436 WHEW. 356 00:12:31,060 --> 00:12:34,063 ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN'. 357 00:12:35,824 --> 00:12:37,204 BLOODY FOOT. 358 00:12:37,239 --> 00:12:38,965 WHO WOULD LOCK THIS UP? 359 00:12:38,999 --> 00:12:41,208 DO YOU ACTUALLY WORRY THAT THIS THING 360 00:12:41,243 --> 00:12:42,658 MIGHT GET STOLEN FROM YOU? 361 00:12:42,692 --> 00:12:44,798 NOT ONLY IS THERE NOTHING IN THESE CONTAINERS, 362 00:12:44,833 --> 00:12:46,731 THERE'S NOTHING IN THE LOCKED CUPBOARD, EITHER. 363 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,664 [clanking] 364 00:12:54,463 --> 00:12:56,879 OH, BOY. 365 00:12:56,914 --> 00:13:02,160 HMM, THIS IS INTERESTING. 366 00:13:02,195 --> 00:13:04,956 THIS THING ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE WORTH SOMETHING. 367 00:13:04,991 --> 00:13:07,856 I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT IT IS. I JUST LIKE IT 'CAUSE IT'S COOL. 368 00:13:07,890 --> 00:13:11,031 UH...ON THE FLOOR, I FIND THIS FLASK-LOOKING THING 369 00:13:11,066 --> 00:13:12,412 WITH THIS WINDOW IN IT 370 00:13:12,446 --> 00:13:14,414 THAT SORT OF OPENS AND CLOSES. 371 00:13:14,448 --> 00:13:17,486 I'M CURIOUS: WHY WOULD YOU NEED A WINDOW 372 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:21,007 OR A DOOR ON THE SIDE OF A FLASK? 373 00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:27,392 - WELL, LET'S DO IT, GUYS. LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT. 374 00:13:27,427 --> 00:13:30,257 SO THE TRUCKS ARE BACK WITH THE UNIT THAT I PAID $1,450 FOR. 375 00:13:30,292 --> 00:13:32,466 START PROCESSIN'. 376 00:13:32,501 --> 00:13:34,848 JARROD TRIED TO CHALLENGE ME ON THIS UNIT, 377 00:13:34,883 --> 00:13:36,850 SO I HAD TO PAY MORE THAN I NORMALLY WOULD. 378 00:13:36,885 --> 00:13:38,714 I'M HOPING JUST TO MAKE MY MONEY BACK ON THIS ONE. 379 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,616 THE LANE CEDAR CHEST IS $250, YOU KNOW. 380 00:13:44,651 --> 00:13:47,654 THE FURNITURE THAT'S OVER THERE, YOU'VE GOT $1,000 THERE. 381 00:13:47,688 --> 00:13:49,967 AND EVEN THE STUFF THAT'S THROWN ON THE FLOOR, 382 00:13:50,001 --> 00:13:52,970 THAT'S GONNA BE ANOTHER $1,000 WORTH OF MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS. 383 00:13:53,004 --> 00:13:55,973 WE PAID $1,450, AND I'M GONNA SAY, 384 00:13:56,007 --> 00:13:57,319 I MEAN, WE'RE EASILY GONNA MAKE 385 00:13:57,353 --> 00:13:59,839 $3,000 TO $4,000 PROFIT. 386 00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:01,185 I'LL TAKE THAT ALL DAY LONG. 387 00:14:02,911 --> 00:14:04,257 ALWAYS LOOKING FOR A HIDDEN JEWEL. 388 00:14:04,291 --> 00:14:05,775 TAKE THIS TO ANY AUCTION. 389 00:14:05,810 --> 00:14:08,295 YOU NEVER HAVE TO LEAVE THE ACTION, OKAY? 390 00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:10,159 THIS IS AN AUCTION CHAIR. 391 00:14:10,194 --> 00:14:13,231 - HERE WE GO. - WHAT DO YOU GOT? 392 00:14:13,266 --> 00:14:15,164 OH, THOSE ARE INTERESTING. WOW. 393 00:14:15,199 --> 00:14:16,200 - YEAH, LOOK AT THESE. 394 00:14:16,234 --> 00:14:17,926 YEAH, THESE ARE NICE. 395 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:19,237 LOOK AT THIS ONE, THOUGH. 396 00:14:19,272 --> 00:14:21,653 THEY USED TO MAKE THESE WITH PICTURES INSIDE OF THEM. 397 00:14:21,688 --> 00:14:23,034 - PICTURES, FOR WHAT? 398 00:14:23,069 --> 00:14:24,656 - YEAH, USUALLY THEY'D BE OF NUDE WOMEN. 399 00:14:24,691 --> 00:14:26,003 - NUDE WOMEN? - NUDE WOMEN. 400 00:14:26,037 --> 00:14:28,626 - I THINK THIS DEAL JUST GOT EVEN SWEETER. 401 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,041 I THINK THIS IS SOMETHING 402 00:14:30,076 --> 00:14:31,940 WE'RE DEFINITELY GONNA NEED A SECOND OPINION ON. 403 00:14:31,974 --> 00:14:34,149 GONNA TAKE IT OVER TO DON, OUR AUCTIONEER BUDDY. 404 00:14:34,183 --> 00:14:36,634 I KNOW THAT HE'S SOLD A LOT OF THESE. 405 00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,325 IF THESE CANES ARE ANTIQUE, 406 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:41,466 THIS ROOM COULD GO FROM GOOD TO GREAT. 407 00:14:46,402 --> 00:14:48,370 - SO BRANDON AND I ARE BACK AT THE LOCKER 408 00:14:48,404 --> 00:14:50,682 THAT WE BOUGHT FOR $450. 409 00:14:50,717 --> 00:14:52,443 - IT LOOKS LIKE TRASH TO ME. 410 00:14:52,477 --> 00:14:53,823 - LOOK AT THE SHOES. 411 00:14:53,858 --> 00:14:55,135 SPENT A LOT OF MONEY ON THESE SHOES. 412 00:14:55,170 --> 00:14:57,275 YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY HOPING THAT THOSE SNEAKERS 413 00:14:57,310 --> 00:14:58,863 WERE A CLUE THAT THERE'S SOMETHING REAL VALUABLE 414 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,002 IN THIS LOCKER. 415 00:15:00,037 --> 00:15:02,004 - JUST NUTS AND BOLTS. - NUTS AND BOLTS. 416 00:15:02,039 --> 00:15:05,283 ALLEN WRENCH. OKAY, THERE'S A FEW BUCKS. 417 00:15:05,318 --> 00:15:07,837 SET THIS OUT THERE. - ANYTHING GOOD? 418 00:15:07,872 --> 00:15:09,943 LOOKS LIKE A HOMELESS GUY'S CLOTHES OR WHAT? 419 00:15:09,978 --> 00:15:11,427 - YEAH, TYPICAL HOMIE CLOTHES. 420 00:15:11,462 --> 00:15:13,015 - THERE'S SOME TOOLS IN HERE AND STUFF LIKE THAT. 421 00:15:13,050 --> 00:15:14,499 NOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF STUFF. 422 00:15:14,534 --> 00:15:17,364 YOU KNOW, THIS PAINTING... 423 00:15:17,399 --> 00:15:19,332 IT'S ACTUALLY AN OIL PAINTING. 424 00:15:19,366 --> 00:15:21,886 - OOH. IS IT DONE RIGHT, 425 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,060 OR IS THERE ANY KIND OF... 426 00:15:23,094 --> 00:15:24,509 WHAT? 427 00:15:24,544 --> 00:15:26,132 - DUDE... 428 00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:27,961 - DUDE, WHAT? - YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS. 429 00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:31,033 - YOU KNOW, THIS PAINTING... 430 00:15:31,068 --> 00:15:33,139 IT'S ACTUALLY AN OIL PAINTING. 431 00:15:33,173 --> 00:15:35,693 - OOH. IS IT DONE RIGHT, 432 00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:36,728 OR IS THERE ANY KIND OF... 433 00:15:36,763 --> 00:15:37,971 WHAT? 434 00:15:38,006 --> 00:15:39,490 - DUDE... 435 00:15:39,524 --> 00:15:41,802 - DUDE, WHAT? DON'T MESS WITH ME. 436 00:15:41,837 --> 00:15:44,771 - YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS. 437 00:15:44,805 --> 00:15:46,566 - OOH. [laughing] YEAH. 438 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:48,430 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME, DUDE? 439 00:15:48,464 --> 00:15:50,432 YOU KNOW WHAT THE CHANCES OF THAT HAPPENING ARE? 440 00:15:50,466 --> 00:15:51,536 - SOMEBODY WAS HIDING THEIR STASH. 441 00:15:51,571 --> 00:15:52,882 - YOU GOTTA BE [bleep] ME. 442 00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:54,160 LOOK AT THIS. 443 00:15:54,194 --> 00:15:55,333 YOU KNOW, SOME OLD GRANNY 444 00:15:55,368 --> 00:15:57,853 PROBABLY HID THIS MONEY BEHIND HERE. 445 00:15:57,887 --> 00:15:59,268 $900 RIGHT HERE. 446 00:15:59,303 --> 00:16:00,269 - GET OUT OF HERE. 447 00:16:00,304 --> 00:16:03,203 $900...$850. 448 00:16:03,238 --> 00:16:05,550 THAT'S $1,750, DUDE. - NICE. 449 00:16:05,585 --> 00:16:06,827 - MOVE. - NICE. 450 00:16:06,862 --> 00:16:07,967 - IS THERE ANY MORE PAINTINGS IN HERE? 451 00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:08,968 - VERY NICE. 452 00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:10,314 - I'VE LEARNED OVER THE YEARS 453 00:16:10,348 --> 00:16:11,487 YOU REALLY HAVE TO BE THOROUGH 454 00:16:11,522 --> 00:16:12,799 WHEN YOU'RE GOING THROUGH THESE UNITS. 455 00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:14,007 THIS IS MY GOOD LUCK PAINTING. 456 00:16:14,042 --> 00:16:15,146 MATTER OF FACT, YOU KNOW WHAT? 457 00:16:15,181 --> 00:16:16,803 WE'RE GONNA HANG ON TO THIS PAINTING, 458 00:16:16,837 --> 00:16:19,254 AND THIS IS GONNA GO ON OUR WALL. 459 00:16:19,288 --> 00:16:21,187 I ALWAYS CHECK THE BACK OF A PAINTING 460 00:16:21,221 --> 00:16:24,052 FOR A SIGNATURE OR A PAPER OF AUTHENTICITY. 461 00:16:24,086 --> 00:16:27,296 THAT WAS AT $2,000 HIT ON A $2 PAINTING. 462 00:16:27,331 --> 00:16:30,092 - THIS IS WHY WE BUY LOCKERS, RIGHT HERE. 463 00:16:30,127 --> 00:16:31,473 - WHOO! 464 00:16:35,097 --> 00:16:36,892 - I FOUND SEVERAL CANES IN A LOCKER 465 00:16:36,926 --> 00:16:38,721 THAT I SUPPOSEDLY OVERPAID FOR. 466 00:16:41,931 --> 00:16:43,381 I'M TAKING THESE CANES TO A FRIEND OF MINE, 467 00:16:43,416 --> 00:16:44,727 DON PRESLEY, 468 00:16:44,762 --> 00:16:46,246 WHO DEALS IN HIGH-END MERCHANDISE. 469 00:16:46,281 --> 00:16:47,592 - THERE'S SOME NICE PIECES. 470 00:16:47,627 --> 00:16:48,800 AND I JUST--I JUST GOT SOME CANES IN. 471 00:16:48,835 --> 00:16:51,527 THIS CAME OUT OF A GREAT ESTATE AROUND BALTIMORE. 472 00:16:51,562 --> 00:16:53,184 CARVED IVORY. 473 00:16:53,219 --> 00:16:54,737 AND THESE ARE... 474 00:16:54,772 --> 00:16:56,049 MECHANICAL CANES. 475 00:16:56,084 --> 00:16:57,844 - WHAT DOES SOMETHING LIKE THAT SELL FOR? 476 00:16:57,878 --> 00:16:59,880 - OH, I'M ESTIMATING IN THE AUCTION 477 00:16:59,915 --> 00:17:01,261 ABOUT $8,000 TO $10,000. 478 00:17:01,296 --> 00:17:02,952 - $8,000 TO $10,000. WOW. 479 00:17:02,987 --> 00:17:05,438 SO IF HIS CANES ARE WORTH $8,000 TO $10,000, 480 00:17:05,472 --> 00:17:07,302 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT MINE ARE WORTH. 481 00:17:07,336 --> 00:17:08,717 - GREAT, VERY NICE. 482 00:17:08,751 --> 00:17:10,408 - WELL, HOPEFULLY MINE ARE WORTH A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN THAT. 483 00:17:10,443 --> 00:17:12,169 - WELL, LET'S LOOK AT YOURS. I'M GONNA--LET'S LOOK AT YOURS. 484 00:17:12,203 --> 00:17:13,687 THIS IS KIND OF INTERESTING. 485 00:17:13,722 --> 00:17:14,930 UH, THESE ARE A LITTLE DIFFERENT. 486 00:17:14,964 --> 00:17:16,207 THIS PARTICULAR CANE, 487 00:17:16,242 --> 00:17:17,967 THIS IS PROBABLY A WHALE TOOTH 488 00:17:18,002 --> 00:17:19,141 THAT'S BEEN PUT ON THIS CANE. 489 00:17:19,176 --> 00:17:21,178 AND THIS IS ACTUALLY A WALKING STICK. 490 00:17:21,212 --> 00:17:22,179 - A WALKING STICK. - YEAH. 491 00:17:22,213 --> 00:17:23,904 THESE ARE ACTUALLY WALKING STICKS. 492 00:17:23,939 --> 00:17:25,699 IT'S NICE. IT'S VERY UNUSUAL. 493 00:17:25,734 --> 00:17:27,287 YOU KNOW, IT'S GOT SOME DAMAGE. 494 00:17:27,322 --> 00:17:28,357 - MM-HMM. 495 00:17:28,392 --> 00:17:30,359 - THIS CANE IS, UH... 496 00:17:30,394 --> 00:17:34,260 IT'S A COMPOSITION OF MAYBE PLASTIC. 497 00:17:34,294 --> 00:17:35,916 JUST, UM, KIND OF A NORMAL. 498 00:17:35,951 --> 00:17:37,711 THIS IS REALLY INTERESTING HERE. 499 00:17:37,746 --> 00:17:39,955 THIS IS ACTUALLY A PLANTATION CANE, 500 00:17:39,989 --> 00:17:42,647 COMMONLY KNOWN AS A SLAVE MASTER'S CANE. 501 00:17:42,682 --> 00:17:44,442 VERY GOOD CONDITION. 502 00:17:44,477 --> 00:17:46,237 - WELL, IT'S GOOD THAT MY DAD DIDN'T HAVE ONE OF THESE, 503 00:17:46,272 --> 00:17:47,652 BECAUSE HE DIDN'T MIND GIVING ME 504 00:17:47,687 --> 00:17:49,102 A GOOD OL' WHOOPIN' EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. 505 00:17:49,137 --> 00:17:50,448 - YOU PROBABLY NEEDED ONE ONCE IN A WHILE. 506 00:17:50,483 --> 00:17:52,485 - I NEEDED SEVERAL. - DIDN'T WE ALL? 507 00:17:52,519 --> 00:17:57,179 THIS IS PROBABLY WALRUS TUSK ON THIS ONE. 508 00:17:57,214 --> 00:17:59,526 AND THIS IS MORE OF A FOLK ART CANE. 509 00:17:59,561 --> 00:18:01,425 A LITTLE CRUDE, THE CARVINGS. 510 00:18:01,459 --> 00:18:02,702 GOT THE ALLIGATOR ON IT. 511 00:18:02,736 --> 00:18:03,944 THAT'S KIND OF INTERESTING. 512 00:18:03,979 --> 00:18:08,708 I WOULD ESTIMATE THESE CANES PROBABLY... 513 00:18:08,742 --> 00:18:12,677 $150, $250 A PIECE FOR 'EM. 514 00:18:12,712 --> 00:18:15,232 - $250 A PIECE MEANS AN EXTRA 1,000 BUCKS. 515 00:18:15,266 --> 00:18:16,440 WITH THAT AND THE FURNITURE, 516 00:18:16,474 --> 00:18:18,890 I'M LOOKING AT $5,000 ON THIS UNIT. 517 00:18:18,925 --> 00:18:22,031 IT LOOKS LIKE I BROKE SOME SPIRITS AGAIN. 518 00:18:22,066 --> 00:18:23,654 AND MADE SOME MONEY AGAIN. 519 00:18:23,688 --> 00:18:25,380 [laughs] 520 00:18:25,414 --> 00:18:27,071 - AND IT'S A NICE LITTLE COLLECTION OF CANES. 521 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,624 - FANTASTIC. - AND YOU'RE GONNA DO GOOD. 522 00:18:28,659 --> 00:18:30,109 - I APPRECIATE YOUR TIME. 523 00:18:35,804 --> 00:18:38,427 - I FOUND THIS SILVER FLASK-LOOKING THING 524 00:18:38,462 --> 00:18:40,119 WITH, LIKE, A WINDOW ON THE SIDE OF IT. 525 00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:43,156 SO I'M TAKING THIS LITTLE OBSCURE ITEM OF MINE 526 00:18:43,191 --> 00:18:45,262 TO A COUPLE OF REAL OBSCURE DEALERS. 527 00:18:45,296 --> 00:18:46,884 MAYBE THEY CAN HELP ME FIGURE OUT 528 00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:48,851 WHAT THE HELL THIS THING IS. 529 00:18:52,545 --> 00:18:53,546 - HI. - WHAT'S UP? 530 00:18:53,580 --> 00:18:54,926 - HOW YOU DOING? - GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? 531 00:18:54,961 --> 00:18:55,927 - I'M BARRY. - YEAH, LAWRENCE. 532 00:18:55,962 --> 00:18:57,205 - BARRY. SALLY. 533 00:18:57,239 --> 00:18:59,690 - SO, UH, THIS IS THE PIECE 534 00:18:59,724 --> 00:19:01,278 THAT I CALLED YOU ABOUT. 535 00:19:01,312 --> 00:19:02,313 I COULD TELL IT WAS OLD. 536 00:19:02,348 --> 00:19:03,866 I THOUGHT AT FIRST IT WAS A FLASK. 537 00:19:03,901 --> 00:19:06,006 TILL I REALIZED THAT THE DOOR OPENS UP. 538 00:19:06,041 --> 00:19:07,111 - WELL, YOU JUST FLOBBER... 539 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,112 [retches, feigns spitting] 540 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,562 LIKE A FLOBBER GOB IN THERE. 541 00:19:09,596 --> 00:19:11,080 SEE? 542 00:19:12,565 --> 00:19:14,463 - THEY CALL IT A POCKET SPITTOON. 543 00:19:14,498 --> 00:19:16,810 - YES, AND IT'S DEFINITELY ANTIQUE ITEM. 544 00:19:16,845 --> 00:19:18,640 PROBABLY LIKE THE 1840s. 545 00:19:18,674 --> 00:19:21,125 PEOPLE WOULD CARRY IT IN THEIR POCKET. 546 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,506 AND THEY HAD THE URGE TO SPIT, THEN THEY WOULD GO, 547 00:19:22,540 --> 00:19:23,714 [retches, feigns spitting] 548 00:19:23,748 --> 00:19:25,302 SPIT IN THERE LIKE THAT, SEE? 549 00:19:25,336 --> 00:19:26,579 - WOW, REALLY? 550 00:19:26,613 --> 00:19:28,546 ACTUALLY, IT'S KIND OF GROSS. 551 00:19:28,581 --> 00:19:31,687 I MEAN, YOU CAN IMAGINE SOMEBODY JUST HAWKING... 552 00:19:31,722 --> 00:19:33,344 HAWKING STUFF IN THERE? 553 00:19:33,379 --> 00:19:35,588 'CAUSE I HAD NO IDEA. 554 00:19:35,622 --> 00:19:36,796 I MEAN, AGAIN... 555 00:19:36,830 --> 00:19:38,694 OOH, WHAT'D YOU JUST DUMP OUT OF THERE? 556 00:19:38,729 --> 00:19:40,213 THERE'S A REAL FINE LINE ON THIS ONE 557 00:19:40,248 --> 00:19:42,422 BETWEEN GROSS AND COOL. 558 00:19:42,457 --> 00:19:44,217 - THE EMPERORS IN CHINA 559 00:19:44,252 --> 00:19:46,461 ACTUALLY HAD A GOLD ONE. 560 00:19:46,495 --> 00:19:48,532 - WHAT'D THE CHINESE USE 'EM FOR? 561 00:19:48,566 --> 00:19:49,533 - SAME THING. - SAME THING. 562 00:19:49,567 --> 00:19:50,844 YEAH, SPITTING. - [laughing] 563 00:19:50,879 --> 00:19:53,122 - NOW I KNOW THAT IT'S A POCKET SPITTOON, 564 00:19:53,157 --> 00:19:55,263 I'M CURIOUS AS TO HOW MUCH IT'S WORTH. 565 00:19:55,297 --> 00:19:56,747 - THE VALUE OF THAT-- WHAT DO YOU THINK? 566 00:19:56,781 --> 00:19:57,817 HAVE A--WHAT SHOULD-- 567 00:19:57,851 --> 00:19:59,094 WHAT DO YOU THINK? - I DON'T KNOW. 568 00:20:00,302 --> 00:20:02,373 $250? - $450. 569 00:20:02,408 --> 00:20:04,720 - YOU SAY $250, YOU SAY $450. 570 00:20:04,755 --> 00:20:06,274 - YOU SAY $450? - ON A GOOD DAY. 571 00:20:06,308 --> 00:20:08,310 - I THINK THIS THING IS SO UNUSUAL, 572 00:20:08,345 --> 00:20:11,002 THE EXPERTS ARE HAVING PROBLEMS PUTTING A PRICE ON IT. 573 00:20:11,037 --> 00:20:12,038 - WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, THOUGH. 574 00:20:12,072 --> 00:20:13,073 HONESTLY, UH, 575 00:20:13,108 --> 00:20:15,593 IF YOU SAID IT WAS WORTH $1,000... 576 00:20:15,628 --> 00:20:17,146 I JUST DON'T WANT TO SELL IT. 577 00:20:17,181 --> 00:20:20,322 AND THIS--I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE OF THESE. 578 00:20:20,357 --> 00:20:21,806 BECAUSE THIS THING IS SO UNIQUE, 579 00:20:21,841 --> 00:20:23,014 I THINK I'M JUST GONNA KEEP IT. 580 00:20:23,049 --> 00:20:25,845 OBSCURE ITEMS LIKE THIS PORTABLE SPITTOON 581 00:20:25,879 --> 00:20:28,675 ARE THE REASON I GOT INTO COLLECTING IN THE FIRST PLACE. 582 00:20:28,710 --> 00:20:30,056 BUT THANKS AGAIN. I SURE APPRECIATE IT. 583 00:20:30,090 --> 00:20:31,057 - OH, YOU'RE WELCOME, MAN. 584 00:20:31,091 --> 00:20:32,265 - THANKS. - ANY TIME. 585 00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:35,095 - THIS IS GOING RIGHT INTO MY PERSONAL COLLECTION. 586 00:20:35,130 --> 00:20:38,892 ONCE I HAVE SOMEBODY BOIL OUT 100 YEARS OF PHLEGM. 587 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:42,379 announcer: THE WINNER OF THE NORWALK AUCTION 588 00:20:42,413 --> 00:20:43,759 WAS DAVE HESTER, 589 00:20:43,794 --> 00:20:45,485 BANKING 3,500 BUCKS 590 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:49,040 ON HIS FURNITURE AND ANTIQUE CANE COLLECTION. 591 00:20:49,075 --> 00:20:51,836 DARRELL SHEETS FOUND A $1,300 PROFIT 592 00:20:51,871 --> 00:20:53,182 IN HIS UNIT. 593 00:20:53,217 --> 00:20:56,531 BRANDI AND JARROD WALKED AWAY WITH A CLEAN SLATE. 594 00:20:56,565 --> 00:20:59,292 AND BARRY WEISS ADDED A POCKET SPITTOON 595 00:20:59,327 --> 00:21:00,914 TO HIS PERSONAL COLLECTION 596 00:21:00,949 --> 00:21:04,332 AT A COST OF 375 BUCKS. 597 00:21:04,366 --> 00:21:05,367 - [laughing] 598 00:21:05,402 --> 00:21:07,714 I'M NOT MISS CLEO. 599 00:21:07,749 --> 00:21:09,198 [laughter] 600 00:21:09,233 --> 00:21:11,615 I SPENT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS WITH HER, OKAY? DON'T LAUGH. 601 00:21:11,649 --> 00:21:14,963 MISS CLEO, UH, HAS GOT LIKE HER TOES IN THE SAND 602 00:21:14,997 --> 00:21:16,344 AND A DRINK IN HER HAND 603 00:21:16,378 --> 00:21:18,277 SOMEWHERE IN, LIKE, JAMAICA. 604 00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:19,899 SHE'S NOT EVEN AROUND. 605 00:21:19,933 --> 00:21:21,314 SHE JUST DOES THE COMMERCIALS. 606 00:21:21,349 --> 00:21:23,420 YOU DON'T GET TO SPEAK WITH MISS CLEO HERSELF. 607 00:21:23,454 --> 00:21:25,629 "HE'S THE DADDY. HE'S THE DADDY, WAIT. 608 00:21:25,663 --> 00:21:27,838 HAS HE EVER BEEN INCARCERATED?" 609 00:21:27,872 --> 00:21:29,564 REMEMBER--DON'T YOU REMEMBER THE COMMERCIALS? 610 00:21:29,598 --> 00:21:30,565 - "HE'S A LIBRA!" 611 00:21:30,599 --> 00:21:31,807 - [laughing] RIGHT! 612 00:21:31,842 --> 00:21:33,430 "HE'S A LIBRA." 613 00:21:33,464 --> 00:21:36,467 Captioning byCaptionMax www.captionmax.com 43530

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