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male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
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THE TREASURES WITHIN...
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- THAT LOCK IS IN FOR IT NOW.
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narrator:
ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION.
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- $400.
- $500.
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- YEAH.
- YEAH.
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- SOLD.
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narrator:
COMING UP...
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- SO IT LOOKS LIKE BARRY
BROUGHT SOME PSYCHICS--
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DEFINITE POINTS
FOR CREATIVITY.
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- COME ON, BARRY,
GET OUT OF THE WAY.
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- GET YOUR [bleep] HANDS OFF ME.
- WE GOT A FIGHT.
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- DID YOU FIND
ANYTHING GOOD YET, JAMES?
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- I HAVEN'T FOUND ANYTHING.
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- THERE DEFINITELY IS A MARKET
FOR ALL THIS STUFF.
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- HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK
FOR EVERYTHING?
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- I'D LIKE TO THINK
YOU COULD GET...
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- DID YOU LOOK IN HERE?
- NO. UH-UH.
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IT LOOKS LIKE HAIR. OOH!
- OH!
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[country rock music]
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♪
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- THIS IS THE WOW FACTOR.
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- I'M NOT INTIMIDATED
BY ANY BUYERS.
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- CASH IS KING.
WINNER TAKES ALL.
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- YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE GONNA ENCOUNTER.
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♪
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- LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
LET'S GO!
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♪
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- ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN
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♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN
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♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
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♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN
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- SOLD!
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- WE'RE AT STORAGE OUTLET
IN GARDENA, CALIFORNIA.
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TODAY ALL OF OUR AUCTIONS
ARE INTERIOR UNITS.
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- INTERIOR UNITS
ARE HARD TO READ.
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THIS IS WHERE WE SEPARATE
THE AMATEURS FROM THE PROS.
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- YOU KNOW, THESE ARE THE ONES
THAT ARE GONNA HAVE THE CURIOS,
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THE COLLECTIBLES,
THE REALLY INTERESTING STUFF.
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- INTERIOR LOCKERS
ARE GREAT FOR ME.
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THEY'RE AFFORDABLE.
THEY'RE EASY TO MOVE.
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I GOT TWO GRAND
IN MY POCKET RIGHT NOW.
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THAT SHOULD GET ME
AT LEAST THREE LOCKERS.
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- I KNOW I'M NEW TO THIS GAME,
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SO I'M ALWAYS LOOKING FOR WAYS
TO EVEN THE PLAYING FIELD.
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- DO YOU MIND IF I JUST TOUCH
YOUR HEAD FOR A SECOND?
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- NO. DO IT
FOR, LIKE, AN HOUR.
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- OKAY, I WANT YOU TO JUST--JUST
SEND ME YOUR ENERGY, OKAY?
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'CAUSE I WANT TO GET, LIKE,
HOOKED UP WITH YOU.
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- ALL RIGHT.
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- YOU KNOW, BARRY'S GOT
THESE TWO WOMEN WITH HIM.
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WORD ON THE STREET--
THESE GIRLS ARE PSYCHIC.
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- SO IT LOOKS LIKE BARRY
BROUGHT SOME PSYCHICS--
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DEFINITE POINTS
FOR CREATIVITY.
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- FIRST, HE BRINGS
A LITTLE PERSON ON STILTS,
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AND THEN IT'S PSYCHICS.
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[sighs]
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- YOU'RE A NICE MAN,
AREN'T YOU?
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- [sighs]
WELL, YEAH, THANK YOU.
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I DON'T KNOW WHETHER I SHOULD BE
FLATTERED OR INSULTED,
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I MEAN, AFTER THAT.
- [laughing]
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- I'VE NEVER HAD ANYBODY,
LIKE, YOU KNOW...
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- YOU KNOW,
I'M A LITTLE PSYCHIC MYSELF.
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TODAY I'VE GOT
A PREDICTION THAT...
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HMM, LOCKERS WILL BE SOLD,
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AND BIDS WILL BE PLACED.
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- KATHERINE, ARE YOU FEELING
PRETTY TUNED UP?
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- I AM.
- ALL RIGHT.
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- WHAT COLOR'S MY UNDERWEAR?
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- UH, GRAY?
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- WHOO!
YOU'RE ON IT, BABY!
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- SHE'S CALIBRATED.
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ALL RIGHT,
BOYS AND GIRLS, COME ON.
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WE'RE GONNA ROCK AND ROLL.
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IF YOU'RE READY TO GO,
I'M READY TO GO.
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THE RULES OF THE STORAGE AUCTION
ARE AS FOLLOWS.
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THIS IS A CASH-ONLY SALE.
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WE'RE GONNA GO TO THE UNITS.
WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE DOOR.
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WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU FIVE
MINUTES TO TAKE A LOOK AROUND.
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YOU CANNOT GO INSIDE THE UNIT.
YOU CANNOT OPEN ANY BOXES.
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WE'RE GONNA SELL TO WHOEVER'S
GOT THE MOST CASH
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IN THEIR POCKET.
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ARE YOU READY TO GO?
all: YEAH.
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- WELL, THEN LET'S GO!
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- WELL, IT LOOKS KIND OF EMPTY
IN THE BACK.
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- WHOO!
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- FAIRLY NEW.
- ALL RIGHT.
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- THIS'LL WORK.
ALL RIGHT, BOYS AND GIRLS.
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YOU'RE GONNA GET TO STEP UP
TO THE PUMP HERE ON THIS ONE.
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ENJOY.
- THERE'S A TABLE...
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A CABINET, SOME CHAIRS--
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NICE LOCKER, BUT IT'S NOT
THE LOCKER FOR ME.
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- IT'S GOT SOME REALLY NICE
WOOD FURNITURE,
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AND THAT'S
EXACTLY WHAT WE WANT.
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I GOT ABOUT TWO GRAND
IN MY POCKET.
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WE'RE GONNA GET THIS UNIT.
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- I REALLY DON'T THINK
THERE'S ANYTHING HIDING
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IN ANY OF THE BOXES.
- YEAH.
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- YOU'RE NOT FEELING IT.
I'M NOT FEELING IT.
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- THE ENERGY'S JUST NOT THERE.
- ENERGY'S JUST NOT THERE.
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- THERE'S NOTHING HERE.
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- ALL RIGHT, BARRY, GET UP HERE
WITH YOUR PSYCHOS
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AND SEE WHAT THE [bleep]'S
GOING ON HERE, OKAY?
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- THEY ALREADY TOLD ME.
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- WHAT'D THEY SAY?
- THAT WAS OFFENSIVE!
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- THEY ALREADY TOLD ME.
- WHO [bleep] IN YOUR WHEATIES?
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- HEY, YOU KNOW
WHAT'S OFFENSIVE?
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- COME ON, GUYS, GET ALONG.
CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?
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- PEOPLE THAT MAKE A MOCKERY
OUT OF MY PROFESSION.
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THAT'S OFFENSIVE.
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BARRY'S GOT ME
IN A REAL BAD MOOD.
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WHOEVER WANTS THIS LOCKER
AIN'T GETTING IT CHEAP.
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- IF YOU'RE READY TO GO,
I'M READY TO GO.
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[auctioneer speaking rapidly]
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GOING ONCE.
I'VE GOT $700.
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7 1/2, 7 1/2,
7 1/2 GOING TWICE.
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LAST AND FINAL CALL AT $750.
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- [shouts]
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[auctioneer speaking rapidly]
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- DONE TOLERATING CIRCUS ACTS
AND BOTTOM-FEEDERS.
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TIME TO THIN THE HERD.
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- YEAH!
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[auctioneer speaking rapidly]
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- YEAH!
- NORMALLY I DON'T BATTLE DAVE.
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BUT I CAME HERE TO BUY SOME
LOCKERS, AND THIS ONE'S MINE.
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1,000 BUCKS.
- $1,000 THERE.
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- WHOA!
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YEAH, BABY.
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[auctioneer speaking rapidly]
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- 50.
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[auctioneer speaking rapidly]
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- 50.
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[auctioneer speaking rapidly]
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- 50.
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[auctioneer speaking rapidly]
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- YEAH!
- YEP.
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- YEAH!
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- REALLY, JARROD, YOU'RE FALLING
FOR DAVE'S TRICKS AGAIN?
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HE'S SPENDING OUR ENTIRE DAY'S
BUDGET ON ONE LOCKER.
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- YEAH!
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YEAH!
[auctioneer speaking rapidly]
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- NOPE!
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- I GOT 1,700 BUCKS GOING ONCE,
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1,750 GOING TWICE,
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LAST AND FINAL CALL
AT 1,750 BUCKS.
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SOLD IT. YOU GOT IT,
JARROD AND BRANDI.
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1,700. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP.
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1,700 BIG BUCKS,
AND GOOD LUCK.
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- I JUST BLEW ALL OUR MONEY
ON ONE LOCKER.
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THAT WAS NOT THE GAME PLAN.
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- ALL RIGHT,
WE'RE GONNA GO THIS WAY.
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HERE WE GO.
LET'S GO!
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- HEY, BARRY?
- YEAH?
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- ARE YOU GONNA BRING IN
SOME CLOWNS NEXT WEEK?
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- YEAH, THEY WON'T BE
AS WELL-ENDOWED.
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- I THINK HE'S MAKING A CIRCUS
OUT OF OUR PROFESSION.
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- YEAH, I LOVE THIS.
DO YOU HEAR HIM?
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"MAKING A CIRCUS
OUT OF OUR PROFESSION."
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- BARRY'S A [bleep] JOKE.
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- C-38. FOLKS,
THIS IS GONNA BE A 10x10.
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- ALL RIGHT, BOYS AND GIRLS,
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YOU GOT FIVE MINUTES
TO TAKE A LOOK.
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IF YOU NEED THAT MUCH TIME,
USE IT.
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IF YOU DON'T,
WE'RE GONNA GET TO ROCKING
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AS SOON
AS THE LAST PERSON LOOKS.
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- THERE'S A LOT OF TOOLS
IN THIS LOCKER,
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BUT WHAT'S REALLY CAUGHT
MY EYE--
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THERE'S A V-8 ENGINE
IN THE BACK.
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- GOT SOME FLOOR JACKS.
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WE'RE NOT GONNA BE BIDDING
ON THIS ONE,
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BECAUSE JARROD ALREADY SPENT
ALL OF OUR MONEY.
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BUT WE'RE GONNA STICK AROUND,
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BECAUSE NOBODY
REALLY NEEDS TO KNOW THAT.
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- I'M NOT SOLD YET.
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SO I WANT TO KNOW
WHAT MY GIRLS THINK.
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- WE'RE JUST GONNA
KIND OF ZONE IN A LITTLE BIT,
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SO IF EVERYBODY
COULD JUST BE QUIET A SECOND...
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[indistinct chatter]
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- COME ON, BARRY,
GET OUT OF THE WAY.
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SOME OF US ARE TAKING CARE
OF BUSINESS HERE.
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[indistinct chatter]
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- WHAT ARE YOU, UH--
WHAT ARE YOU GETTING FROM THIS?
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- UM...
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- I'M JUST FEELING SOME REALLY
NEGATIVE ENERGY FROM THIS.
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- THINK THERE'S SOME CURSE
THAT COMES WITH IT?
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- NOT A CURSE, JUST A...
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IT'S CARRYING A LOT OF NEGATIVE
ENERGY THAT COULD AFFECT YOU
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AND YOUR, UH--IF YOU TAKE IT
HOME TO YOUR HOUSE.
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- LET'S GO. LET'S GO.
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- SHOULD I BACK OUT OF IT NOW?
- NO. NO.
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I THINK YOU SHOULD GET IT.
WE JUST NEED TO PROTECT YOU.
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SO I THINK IT'S GONNA BE
A GOOD BUY,
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ESPECIALLY IF YOU GET IT
FOR A GOOD PRICE.
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I THINK THERE'S
MORE TOOLS IN THERE.
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BUT I AM ALSO FEELING...
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A DARKNESS.
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- COME ON, ARE WE HAVING AN
AUCTION, OR WHAT ARE WE DOING?
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- SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO FIND
OUT IF THIS IS FOR ME.
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[indistinct chatter]
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- I'VE HAD ENOUGH
OF THESE JACKASSES.
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IT'S ALL [bleep] DAY LONG
WITH THIS BULL[bleep].
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I'M OUT OF HERE. I CAN'T TAKE
TOO MUCH MORE OF THIS.
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I HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR [bleep]
AND YOUR PSYCHICS.
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GET YOUR [bleep] HANDS OFF ME.
- WE GOT A FIGHT.
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- I HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR [bleep]
AND YOUR PSYCHICS.
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GET YOUR [bleep] HANDS OFF ME.
- WE GOT A FIGHT.
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- GET THE [bleep] OUT OF HERE.
GET OUT OF HERE.
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- WHAT DO YOU TAKE
MY HEAD OFF FOR?
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I WAS TRYING TO HELP.
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BE THAT WAY.
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- I'VE HAD ENOUGH
OF BARRY'S GIMMICKS.
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THIS WHOLE [bleep] DAY HAS BEEN
A COMPLETE WASTE OF MY TIME.
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- WE GOT ONE MORE UNIT, DAVE.
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- WHAT A [bleep] JOKE.
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- LET HIM STORM OFF.
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I GUESS MY PSYCHICS
REALLY GOT TO HIM.
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- BUNCH OF [bleep]
[bleep] AMATEURS.
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- I THINK THOSE PSYCHIC SISTERS
ARE IN FOR A RAISE.
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- [Bleep],
JUST TOTAL [bleep] CRAP!
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JUST 100% BULL[bleep]!
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[Bleep]! [Bleep]!
GET THAT THING OUT OF HERE, MAN.
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[Bleep] DAMN IT.
223
00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:52,877
- DAVE.
- BARRY, BARRY, BARRY.
224
00:08:52,911 --> 00:08:54,223
COME ON, BRO.
EVERYTHING'S COOL.
225
00:08:54,257 --> 00:08:56,225
- THANK YOU.
- THAT WAS HILARIOUS.
226
00:08:56,259 --> 00:08:59,297
I LOVE WATCHING OLD HESTER GET
HIS PANTIES IN A BUNCH.
227
00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:00,470
- LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,
228
00:09:00,505 --> 00:09:01,955
DON'T EVEN BOTHER
TO BID ON THIS UNIT,
229
00:09:01,989 --> 00:09:03,646
'CAUSE THIS UNIT'S MINE.
- OH.
230
00:09:03,681 --> 00:09:05,061
- ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
231
00:09:05,096 --> 00:09:07,892
[auctioneer speaking rapidly]
232
00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:14,830
- $350!
233
00:09:14,864 --> 00:09:18,040
[auctioneer speaking rapidly]
234
00:09:26,082 --> 00:09:27,601
$600 GOING ONCE.
I GOT $550, $600.
235
00:09:27,636 --> 00:09:28,706
$600 GOING TWICE.
236
00:09:28,740 --> 00:09:31,122
600 BUCKS,
LAST AND FINAL CALL.
237
00:09:31,156 --> 00:09:33,227
YOUR WAY, HOLLYWOOD BARRY,
550 BIG BUCKS.
238
00:09:33,262 --> 00:09:36,955
HOLLYWOOD BARRY, YOUR WAY,
550 BIG BUCKS, $550.
239
00:09:36,990 --> 00:09:38,578
- YOU GUYS
BETTER NOT BE WRONG,
240
00:09:38,612 --> 00:09:41,339
OR YOU'RE GONNA BE SCHLEPPING
A BUNCH OF CRAP HOME.
241
00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:43,444
[laughter]
242
00:09:43,479 --> 00:09:44,756
- I LET BARRY GET THIS LOCKER.
243
00:09:44,791 --> 00:09:47,621
I DIDN'T WANT ONE
OF THOSE CUCKOO BIRD PSYCHICS
244
00:09:47,656 --> 00:09:51,004
PUTTING A HEX ON ME.
245
00:09:51,038 --> 00:09:52,868
- I REALLY NEED TO GO FIND OUT
246
00:09:52,902 --> 00:09:55,146
WHAT'S IN THE LOCKER
I SPENT ALL OUR MONEY ON.
247
00:09:55,180 --> 00:09:57,113
SO WE'RE GONNA SNEAK AWAY
AND GO TAKE A PEEK.
248
00:10:03,810 --> 00:10:05,846
IT'S LIKE BRAND-NEW--
OH, A LITTLE SCRATCHED UP.
249
00:10:05,881 --> 00:10:08,884
THIS FURNITURE ALONE
ISN'T GONNA GET OUR $1,700 BACK.
250
00:10:08,918 --> 00:10:10,610
SO I'M HOPING TO FIND
SOMETHING REAL QUICK
251
00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:13,958
THAT'LL HELP PUT MY MIND
AT EASE.
252
00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:16,616
- DID YOU FIND
ANYTHING GOOD YET?
253
00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:18,065
- I HAVEN'T FOUND ANYTHING.
254
00:10:18,100 --> 00:10:19,653
- WE SPENT TOO MUCH?
255
00:10:19,688 --> 00:10:21,759
- THERE'S NO WAY TO TELL
UNTIL WE GET IT OUT OF HERE.
256
00:10:21,793 --> 00:10:23,277
WE'RE JUST WASTING
OUR TIME RIGHT NOW.
257
00:10:23,312 --> 00:10:25,452
I DON'T SEE ANYTHING
OF VALUE.
258
00:10:25,486 --> 00:10:26,626
WHAT'S IN HERE?
259
00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:28,144
- JARROD OVERSPENT
ON THIS LOCKER,
260
00:10:28,179 --> 00:10:29,629
BUT I'M NOT GONNA GIVE HIM
A HARD TIME,
261
00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:31,941
BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID.
262
00:10:31,976 --> 00:10:34,634
I'M JUST GONNA TRY
TO BE POSITIVE...
263
00:10:34,668 --> 00:10:36,290
- I'LL MAKE IT WORK.
- AND SAY THAT THERE'S SOMETHING
264
00:10:36,325 --> 00:10:38,120
IN HERE THAT WE'RE GONNA MAKE
SOME MONEY OFF OF.
265
00:10:38,154 --> 00:10:39,673
- THERE IS--THIS FURNITURE.
266
00:10:39,708 --> 00:10:41,123
- SOMETHING BESIDES
THE [bleep] FURNITURE.
267
00:10:41,157 --> 00:10:42,642
- THERE'S A LOT OF BOXES.
268
00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:44,747
THIS WHOLE CORNER BACK HERE
IS BOXES THAT I CAN'T GET INTO.
269
00:10:44,782 --> 00:10:47,612
SO I DON'T KNOW...
270
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:48,855
WHAT'S IN THERE.
- OPTIMISTIC.
271
00:10:48,889 --> 00:10:50,477
- YEAH.
WE'LL SEE TOMORROW.
272
00:10:50,511 --> 00:10:53,376
MARK'LL BE DOWN WITH THE TRUCK.
HE'LL MOVE ALL THIS STUFF OUT.
273
00:10:53,411 --> 00:10:56,034
WHEN WE GET IT TO THE SHOP,
THEN WE'LL KNOW.
274
00:10:56,069 --> 00:10:57,380
WE DON'T REALLY HAVE
ANY MONEY LEFT.
275
00:10:57,415 --> 00:10:59,382
BUT WE'RE GONNA GO
TO THIS LAST AUCTION
276
00:10:59,417 --> 00:11:01,315
JUST TO LET THEM KNOW
WE'RE STILL HERE.
277
00:11:01,350 --> 00:11:05,699
- 5x10, FOLKS, 5x10 HERE.
278
00:11:05,734 --> 00:11:09,289
[cheers and laughter]
279
00:11:09,323 --> 00:11:11,291
RAISE YOUR SIGHTS,
CHANGE YOUR TUNE.
280
00:11:11,325 --> 00:11:12,879
THIS IS WHAT WE ROLLED
OUT OF BED FOR.
281
00:11:12,913 --> 00:11:15,088
[laughter]
282
00:11:15,122 --> 00:11:17,331
WHERE'S THE DRESSER?
283
00:11:17,366 --> 00:11:18,712
- WHERE'S THE STORAGE
IN THIS UNIT?
284
00:11:18,747 --> 00:11:19,920
WHAT ARE THEY STORING?
285
00:11:19,955 --> 00:11:21,577
I DON'T NEED
MY PSYCHICS FOR THIS ONE.
286
00:11:21,611 --> 00:11:23,475
ANYBODY CAN SEE
THAT THIS LOCKER'S
287
00:11:23,510 --> 00:11:26,547
NOT WORTH MORE
THAN A FEW BUCKS.
288
00:11:26,582 --> 00:11:27,825
- YEAH, I'M NOT GONNA
BE INTERESTED IN THIS ONE.
289
00:11:27,859 --> 00:11:29,378
- ALL RIGHT.
- THEY ALREADY TOOK
290
00:11:29,412 --> 00:11:30,724
MOST OF THE DRESSER
WITH THEM.
291
00:11:30,759 --> 00:11:32,312
- YOU KNOW,
EVERYBODY'S LAUGHING,
292
00:11:32,346 --> 00:11:33,658
BUT THAT MIRROR'S
WORTH SOME MONEY.
293
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,487
I'M GONNA SEE
IF I CAN GET THIS LOCKER
294
00:11:35,522 --> 00:11:36,696
FOR A DOLLAR OR TWO.
295
00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,318
- ALL RIGHT,
HERE WE GO.
296
00:11:38,352 --> 00:11:40,700
[auctioneer speaking rapidly]
297
00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:42,736
- $1.
- $1 RIGHT THERE.
298
00:11:42,771 --> 00:11:43,875
[auctioneer speaking rapidly]
299
00:11:43,910 --> 00:11:45,118
- $2.
300
00:11:45,152 --> 00:11:46,153
[auctioneer speaking rapidly]
301
00:11:46,188 --> 00:11:47,154
- GO, BARRY!
302
00:11:47,189 --> 00:11:48,915
- DAVE LEFT
BECAUSE OF ME,
303
00:11:48,949 --> 00:11:53,195
SO I'M GONNA STEP IN
AND RAISE THE BID IN HIS HONOR.
304
00:11:53,229 --> 00:11:55,542
[auctioneer speaking rapidly]
305
00:11:55,576 --> 00:11:57,682
- 3 BUCKS.
306
00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,616
[auctioneer speaking rapidly]
307
00:12:00,650 --> 00:12:02,480
- I TRIPLED THE PRICE
OF THAT UNIT.
308
00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:05,207
THAT ONE IS FOR YOU, DAVE.
309
00:12:05,241 --> 00:12:06,967
[auctioneer speaking rapidly]
310
00:12:07,002 --> 00:12:09,729
- THANK YOU, DARRELL.
- WHOO!
311
00:12:11,316 --> 00:12:14,147
- YOU GOT THAT FOR $3.
I LOVE THAT.
312
00:12:14,181 --> 00:12:17,529
- EVEN LOCKERS LIKE THIS
CAN STILL TURN A PROFIT.
313
00:12:17,564 --> 00:12:20,222
THAT MIRROR COULD PUT
A $30 BILL IN MY POCKET.
314
00:12:22,811 --> 00:12:24,778
- ALL RIGHT, FOLKS,
THAT'S THE END OF THIS SALE.
315
00:12:24,813 --> 00:12:25,814
COME PAY THE LADY.
316
00:12:25,848 --> 00:12:26,987
- SOLD.
317
00:12:27,022 --> 00:12:28,713
- SO IF THERE'S
A BAG OF [bleep] IN THERE,
318
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,025
YOU'RE TAKING
HALF OF THAT TOO.
319
00:12:30,059 --> 00:12:32,199
- ALL MY FAULT.
- ALL RIGHT.
320
00:12:34,339 --> 00:12:35,616
- WELL...
321
00:12:35,651 --> 00:12:36,859
SO THE PSYCHIC SAID
THERE WAS
322
00:12:36,894 --> 00:12:39,413
THIS DARK, MYSTERIOUS
FEELING AROUND THE LOCKER,
323
00:12:39,448 --> 00:12:40,898
SO I WENT AHEAD
AND BOUGHT IT.
324
00:12:40,932 --> 00:12:43,797
- COME ON.
I'M SEEING A CHAINSAW.
325
00:12:43,832 --> 00:12:46,110
WHAT DID WE PAY FOR THIS?
$550, RIGHT?
326
00:12:46,144 --> 00:12:47,421
- RIGHT.
- SO ALREADY,
327
00:12:47,456 --> 00:12:48,664
WE'RE DOING PRETTY GOOD,
BECAUSE THERE'S ALSO
328
00:12:48,698 --> 00:12:50,148
ONE OF THOSE, UH...
- SHOP-VAC.
329
00:12:50,183 --> 00:12:51,632
- SHOP-VACS.
330
00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:53,289
IT'S LOOKING LIKE
A DECENT LOCKER,
331
00:12:53,324 --> 00:12:56,568
BUT UNLESS THE CHAINSAW
BELONGED TO CHARLES MANSON,
332
00:12:56,603 --> 00:12:58,536
THERE'S NOTHING DARK
IN HERE.
333
00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:01,056
I'M NOT THAT BLOWN AWAY.
I MEAN, BUT ACTUALLY,
334
00:13:01,090 --> 00:13:03,679
WE DID BETTER
THAN I THOUGHT.
335
00:13:03,713 --> 00:13:05,785
BECAUSE JUST BETWEEN
THE CHAINSAW,
336
00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:08,788
THE LADDER, THE SHOP-VAC--
337
00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:10,030
- MORE TOOLS.
- LOOK AT THAT.
338
00:13:10,065 --> 00:13:11,618
LOOK AT YOU.
- THAT'S NICE.
339
00:13:11,652 --> 00:13:13,862
- BUT I MEAN,
I DON'T SEE ANYTHING THAT DARK.
340
00:13:13,896 --> 00:13:16,692
THE FUNNY THING IS,
IS WHAT INITIALLY DREW ME
341
00:13:16,726 --> 00:13:17,969
WAS THE ENGINE.
342
00:13:18,004 --> 00:13:20,800
THE ENGINE PROBABLY
IS WORTH 50 BUCKS, IF THAT.
343
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,767
IT'S OBVIOUSLY
AN EIGHT-CYLINDER SOMETHING
344
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,183
V8 ENGINE, BUT IT'S GOT
SO MANY PARTS MISSING.
345
00:13:25,218 --> 00:13:28,117
AND IT LOOKS AS IF
THERE MAY HAVE BEEN A FIRE,
346
00:13:28,152 --> 00:13:30,775
'CAUSE, UH,
THERE'S THIS ASH HERE.
347
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,364
IN OTHER WORDS,
THE ENGINE DOESN'T MATTER.
348
00:13:33,398 --> 00:13:37,092
THE OTHER STUFF HERE
IS WELL WORTH IT.
349
00:13:38,438 --> 00:13:40,681
- ANYTHING IN THERE?
- YOU LOOK IN HERE?
350
00:13:40,716 --> 00:13:42,476
- NO, UH-UH.
- DON'T BE AFRAID.
351
00:13:42,511 --> 00:13:44,824
- I WAS JUST DIGGING UNDERNEATH.
- DON'T BE AFRAID.
352
00:13:48,241 --> 00:13:51,071
- WHOA. UGH.
353
00:13:51,106 --> 00:13:52,486
- WAIT A MINUTE.
354
00:13:52,521 --> 00:13:54,350
- WHAT--LOOKS LIKE HAIR.
355
00:13:56,283 --> 00:13:57,802
IS--IS IT A WIG?
356
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:01,116
- I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW.
357
00:14:01,150 --> 00:14:03,221
JUST KIND OF CREEPED OUT,
358
00:14:03,256 --> 00:14:05,775
AND I DON'T WANT TO,
LIKE...
359
00:14:05,810 --> 00:14:07,501
I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH IT.
360
00:14:07,536 --> 00:14:09,158
- IS THERE ANY TOOLS
YOU CAN PINCH IT WITH?
361
00:14:09,193 --> 00:14:11,505
- OH!
- EW!
362
00:14:11,540 --> 00:14:15,199
- WAIT A MINUTE.
- LOOKS LIKE HAIR.
363
00:14:15,233 --> 00:14:17,270
IS IT A WIG?
- I DON'T KNOW.
364
00:14:17,304 --> 00:14:20,445
I DON'T WANT TO, LIKE...
365
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:22,033
I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH IT.
366
00:14:22,068 --> 00:14:24,208
- IS THERE ANY TOOLS
YOU CAN PINCH IT WITH?
367
00:14:24,242 --> 00:14:25,899
- MAYBE IT'S AN ANIMAL--OH!
368
00:14:25,934 --> 00:14:28,005
- EW!
- HA HA HA!
369
00:14:28,039 --> 00:14:30,110
- YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING.
- NICE.
370
00:14:30,145 --> 00:14:32,043
- SHRUNKEN HEADS?
371
00:14:32,078 --> 00:14:33,631
NOW THIS IS WILD.
372
00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:36,047
IS THIS WHAT YOU MEANT
BY THE DARK?
373
00:14:36,082 --> 00:14:37,842
- MAYBE.
- I DON'T KNOW.
374
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:38,947
- [chuckling] MAYBE!
375
00:14:38,981 --> 00:14:40,155
- I DON'T KNOW.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
376
00:14:40,189 --> 00:14:41,708
- I WAS GETTING
A WEIRD VOODOO FEELING,
377
00:14:41,742 --> 00:14:42,916
YOU KNOW, SO...
378
00:14:42,951 --> 00:14:45,056
- GOOD FOR YOU, BECAUSE...
[laughter]
379
00:14:45,091 --> 00:14:47,265
YOU HIT IT ON THE HEAD HERE.
380
00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:49,543
- IT'S ILLEGAL TO SELL
BODY PARTS IN THE UNITED STATES.
381
00:14:49,578 --> 00:14:51,269
BELIEVE ME.
I'VE TRIED.
382
00:14:51,304 --> 00:14:53,996
SO I GOTTA FIND OUT
IF THESE SHRUNKEN HEADS
383
00:14:54,031 --> 00:14:55,480
ARE THE MCCOY OR NOT.
384
00:14:55,515 --> 00:14:56,792
IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU SAID
385
00:14:56,826 --> 00:14:58,000
THERE WAS SOMETHING WEIRD
IN HERE.
386
00:14:58,035 --> 00:14:59,415
- THAT WAS IT.
387
00:15:03,109 --> 00:15:04,489
- WE'RE BACK AT MY STORE,
388
00:15:04,524 --> 00:15:06,146
AND I'M HAVING
SOME SERIOUS DOUBTS
389
00:15:06,181 --> 00:15:07,527
THAT I'M GONNA MAKE
MY MONEY BACK
390
00:15:07,561 --> 00:15:09,253
ON THIS $1,700 UNIT.
391
00:15:09,287 --> 00:15:10,771
BUT I GOTTA GET
THROUGH THIS STUFF,
392
00:15:10,806 --> 00:15:13,222
AND I GOTTA TRY TO SALVAGE
AS MUCH MONEY AS I CAN.
393
00:15:13,257 --> 00:15:16,018
SO FAR, WE'VE JUST FINDING
EVERYDAY HOUSEHOLD ITEMS
394
00:15:16,053 --> 00:15:20,091
WHICH SELL, BUT THEY DON'T
SELL FOR MUCH.
395
00:15:20,126 --> 00:15:22,473
HERE WE GO.
396
00:15:22,507 --> 00:15:24,406
WHAT DO WE GOT, SOME CRAP?
397
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,787
- I GOT SOME TOYS.
YOU LIKE TOYS, NO?
398
00:15:26,822 --> 00:15:27,961
- YEAH, WE SELL TOYS.
399
00:15:27,996 --> 00:15:29,135
- I KNOW YOU ALWAYS
THROW 'EM AWAY.
400
00:15:29,169 --> 00:15:30,412
- WE SELL TOYS.
- RAWR!
401
00:15:30,446 --> 00:15:31,585
- WHAT DO YOU GOT,
OLD STAR WARSTOYS?
402
00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:33,208
I THINK I USED TO
HAVE THIS RIGHT HERE.
403
00:15:33,242 --> 00:15:34,554
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
404
00:15:34,588 --> 00:15:35,831
YOU THINK THIS OLD STUFF'S
WORTH ANY MONEY?
405
00:15:35,865 --> 00:15:37,626
WIZARD OF OZ.
406
00:15:37,660 --> 00:15:39,214
SOME OF THESE TOYS ARE STILL
IN THEIR ORIGINAL BOXES.
407
00:15:39,248 --> 00:15:41,112
I DON'T KNOW TOO MUCH
ABOUT TOYS,
408
00:15:41,147 --> 00:15:42,872
BUT I'M THINKING
THESE MIGHT BE VALUABLE.
409
00:15:42,907 --> 00:15:45,254
[chuckles]
- OH!
410
00:15:45,289 --> 00:15:46,980
- WHAT? JABBA!
411
00:15:47,015 --> 00:15:48,671
I REMEMBER THIS.
412
00:15:48,706 --> 00:15:49,707
DUDE, IT'S GOT THE LITTLE
TRAPDOOR ON IT.
413
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:51,571
- THIS IS CLASSIC STUFF.
414
00:15:51,605 --> 00:15:52,675
- WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
FIND SOMEBODY
415
00:15:52,710 --> 00:15:53,849
WHO KNOWS SOMETHING ABOUT IT
416
00:15:53,883 --> 00:15:55,437
AND SEE IF THEY CAN
APPRAISE THIS FOR US.
417
00:15:55,471 --> 00:15:57,715
I GOT A REALLY GOOD FEELING
ABOUT THESE TOYS.
418
00:15:57,749 --> 00:16:00,166
NOW I JUST NEED TO GO FIND
SOME GEEK TO TELL ME WHAT I GOT.
419
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,719
THIS MIGHT BE WHAT--
420
00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:04,066
WHAT PUTS US BACK IN THE GREEN
ON THIS UNIT.
421
00:16:06,103 --> 00:16:10,314
[soft bossa nova music]
422
00:16:10,348 --> 00:16:12,074
- I KNOW THE BOWERS MUSEUM
423
00:16:12,109 --> 00:16:15,250
HAS A COUPLE OF SHRUNKEN HEADS
ON DISPLAY,
424
00:16:15,284 --> 00:16:17,631
SO I'M MEETING WITH
THE DIRECTOR OF COLLECTIONS
425
00:16:17,666 --> 00:16:19,668
TO FIND OUT
IF THE SHRUNKEN HEADS
426
00:16:19,702 --> 00:16:23,361
IN THE LOCKER THAT I GOT
FOR $550 ARE REAL.
427
00:16:23,396 --> 00:16:28,125
WELL, I PROMISED YOU, JENNIFER,
THAT--SOMETHING UNUSUAL.
428
00:16:28,159 --> 00:16:30,023
- IT'S NOT REAL.
429
00:16:30,058 --> 00:16:32,784
- I SUGGEST YOU GLOVE UP TOO.
- OKAY.
430
00:16:37,651 --> 00:16:41,586
WELL, THIS DEFINITELY LOOKS
LIKE A SHRUNKEN HEAD.
431
00:16:41,621 --> 00:16:42,898
SHRUNKEN HEADS
CAME TO THEIR HEIGHT
432
00:16:42,932 --> 00:16:45,107
IN THE MID TO LATE 1800s
433
00:16:45,142 --> 00:16:46,902
WHEN THEY WERE REALLY
WANTED FOR THEIR POWER.
434
00:16:46,936 --> 00:16:48,110
ABOUT THAT SAME TIME,
435
00:16:48,145 --> 00:16:49,939
AMERICANS AND EUROPEANS
WERE COMING IN
436
00:16:49,974 --> 00:16:51,631
AND SEEING THIS AND BEING
FASCINATED BY THEM.
437
00:16:51,665 --> 00:16:52,977
- REALLY.
438
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,358
- THESE WOULD OFTEN BE JUST
TAKEN IN BATTLE
439
00:16:54,392 --> 00:16:56,325
BETWEEN DIFFERENT VILLAGES
AND CULTURES.
440
00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:59,156
BUT ONCE THEY REALIZED
IT COULD BE DONE FOR PROFIT,
441
00:16:59,190 --> 00:17:01,158
THEY SOMETIMES WOULD GO
ON HEADHUNTING RAIDS
442
00:17:01,192 --> 00:17:02,745
JUST LOOKING FOR HEADS
THAT COULD...
443
00:17:02,780 --> 00:17:05,058
- I'M A LITTLE PUT OFF
BY THE ORIGIN OF THESE THINGS.
444
00:17:05,093 --> 00:17:06,163
I MEAN, THEY WERE THE RESULT
445
00:17:06,197 --> 00:17:08,372
OF SOME PRETTY
BARBARIC RITUALS.
446
00:17:08,406 --> 00:17:10,581
BASICALLY WHAT YOU'RE
SAYING IS, IN THE DAY...
447
00:17:10,615 --> 00:17:12,548
THEY HAD A HEARTBEAT
AND A PULSE.
448
00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:14,999
- YES. ABSOLUTELY.
449
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,001
BUT ONE SIGN THAT THIS
PROBABLY ISN'T REAL
450
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,003
IS THAT IF THIS WAS
A REAL SHRUNKEN HEAD,
451
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,005
HE WOULD HAVE AN EAR
JUST LIKE YOU AND I DO.
452
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,145
BUT YOU CAN SEE
THAT THIS EAR IS--IS SHAPED
453
00:17:23,180 --> 00:17:24,526
AND IS CLOSED.
454
00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,666
WHOEVER MADE THEM
MADE A GOOD EFFORT
455
00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:28,047
TO PUT IN SOME QUALITIES
456
00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:29,220
THAT WOULD MAKE THEM LOOK
AUTHENTIC.
457
00:17:29,255 --> 00:17:30,877
IT'S PROBABLY ANIMAL SKIN.
458
00:17:30,911 --> 00:17:33,431
LIKE THE RUBBER ONES,
THESE ARE JUST TCHOTCHKES,
459
00:17:33,466 --> 00:17:34,536
BUT THEY PROBABLY DO HAVE
SOME VALUE.
460
00:17:34,570 --> 00:17:35,640
- WHAT, DO THEY SELL THEM
TO TOURISTS,
461
00:17:35,675 --> 00:17:37,090
YOU KNOW IN ECUADOR...
- EXACTLY.
462
00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:38,195
- AND WHEN THEY VISIT
THE RAINFOREST.
463
00:17:38,229 --> 00:17:39,713
- EXACTLY, YES.
THEY DO HAVE SOME VALUE.
464
00:17:39,748 --> 00:17:42,302
- SO I'M PROBABLY LOOKING AT
ABOUT 50 BUCKS A PIECE.
465
00:17:42,337 --> 00:17:43,752
HONESTLY, I'M RELIEVED.
466
00:17:43,786 --> 00:17:46,030
THE LAST THING I NEED
IS SIX DEAD HEADS
467
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,618
IN MY BRAND-NEW COOLER.
468
00:17:47,652 --> 00:17:50,103
THEY'RE COMPELLING
AND THEY'RE INTRIGUING,
469
00:17:50,138 --> 00:17:52,692
BUT BOTTOM LINE,
THEY'RE CREEPY.
470
00:18:00,941 --> 00:18:02,253
- JUST WHEN I WAS
ABOUT TO GIVE UP
471
00:18:02,288 --> 00:18:04,117
ON MY $1,700 UNIT,
472
00:18:04,152 --> 00:18:06,809
I FOUND SOME OLD ACTION FIGURES
AND SOME TOYS.
473
00:18:06,844 --> 00:18:08,880
SO BRANDI AND I ARE GONNA
GO MEET WITH THE OWNER
474
00:18:08,915 --> 00:18:10,951
OF THIS COMIC BOOK STORE,
AND WE'RE REALLY HOPING
475
00:18:10,986 --> 00:18:13,195
HE'S GONNA TELL US THESE TOYS
ARE WORTH SOME MONEY.
476
00:18:13,230 --> 00:18:15,128
- YOU GOT A LITTLE BIT
OF EVERYTHING IN THERE, HUH?
477
00:18:17,717 --> 00:18:19,477
- YEAH.
- EARLY CLASH OF THE TITANS.E.
478
00:18:19,512 --> 00:18:23,102
GOT, UH, SOME MEGOS.
WE GOT A WIZARD OF OZ.
479
00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:25,138
THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL.
480
00:18:25,173 --> 00:18:26,622
WHAT WAS GREAT
ABOUT THE MEGOS
481
00:18:26,657 --> 00:18:28,245
IS THEY'RE VERY,
VERY PLAYABLE.
482
00:18:28,279 --> 00:18:30,661
- HE SEEMED REALLY EXCITED
ABOUT THESE TOYS,
483
00:18:30,695 --> 00:18:32,318
BUT I'M NOT REALLY SURE
IF HE'S EXCITED
484
00:18:32,352 --> 00:18:35,390
BECAUSE THEY'RE VALUABLE,
OR BECAUSE HE JUST LIKES TOYS.
485
00:18:35,424 --> 00:18:37,219
SO FAR, DO YOU SEE
ANYTHING OF VALUE?
486
00:18:37,254 --> 00:18:39,118
- OH, YEAH, DEFINITELY.
487
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:41,948
I WOULD SAY THIS STUFF
ALL COMBINED,
488
00:18:41,982 --> 00:18:46,125
MAYBE $250, $300 WORTH
OF RETAIL PRICE.
489
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:48,092
THEY'RE DEFINITELY IS
A MARKET FOR ALL THIS STUFF,
490
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,473
EVEN LOOSE LIKE THIS.
491
00:18:49,507 --> 00:18:52,061
YOU COULD TRY GOING
TO A CONVENTION MAYBE.
492
00:18:52,096 --> 00:18:54,685
FINDING A LARGER CIRCUIT.
- LIKE COMIC-CON OR SOMETHING?
493
00:18:54,719 --> 00:18:57,066
- COMIC-CON OR LOCAL SHOW,
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
494
00:18:57,101 --> 00:18:58,309
- NOW IF I GO TO COMIC-CON,
495
00:18:58,344 --> 00:18:59,483
DO I ACTUALLY HAVE TO
WEAR A COSTUME,
496
00:18:59,517 --> 00:19:00,967
OR CAN I JUST GO LIKE THIS?
497
00:19:01,001 --> 00:19:03,072
- PRETTY SURE THEY'D LET YOU IN
GOING IN JUST REGULAR, YEAH.
498
00:19:03,107 --> 00:19:04,350
- WE'RE OFF TO A DECENT START,
499
00:19:04,384 --> 00:19:05,903
BUT I'M REALLY HOPING
500
00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:07,180
THIS GUY'S GONNA START
THROWING OUT
501
00:19:07,215 --> 00:19:08,630
SOME BIGGER NUMBERS.
502
00:19:08,664 --> 00:19:10,666
- HOLY MOLEY!
YEAH, NOW YOU'RE TALKING HERE.
503
00:19:10,701 --> 00:19:12,427
- WOW, IS THAT THOR?
504
00:19:12,461 --> 00:19:14,843
- THAT IS...
- MIGHTY GOD OF THUNDER?
505
00:19:14,877 --> 00:19:16,431
I DON'T KNOW IF JARROD'S
AWARE OF THIS,
506
00:19:16,465 --> 00:19:18,467
BUT, UH, I HAVE
A LITTLE THING FOR THOR.
507
00:19:18,502 --> 00:19:21,263
- YEAH, THESE ARE VERY
COLLECTIBLE FIGURES IN HERE.
508
00:19:21,298 --> 00:19:22,816
OH, MY--THE GREEN ARROW
IN HERE TOO.
509
00:19:22,851 --> 00:19:26,648
THIS--YEAH, THIS--THIS FIGURE
IS WORTH AN AWFUL LOT OF MONEY.
510
00:19:26,682 --> 00:19:28,443
- BUT IT SAYS 2.99
RIGHT ON THE PRICE TAG.
511
00:19:28,477 --> 00:19:30,376
- I'D BE HAPPY TO GIVE YOU
THE 2.95 FOR IT
512
00:19:30,410 --> 00:19:31,722
ALL DAY LONG, YEAH.
513
00:19:31,756 --> 00:19:32,757
- WHAT DO YOU THINK
THESE ARE WORTH?
514
00:19:32,792 --> 00:19:34,207
- OH, THESE FOUR TOYS HERE
515
00:19:34,242 --> 00:19:37,210
ARE PROBABLY WORTH
UPWARDS OF $8,000...
516
00:19:37,245 --> 00:19:39,143
- WOW!
- FOR THE LOT OF THEM.
517
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,076
- THAT'S--THAT'S
WHAT WE NEEDED.
518
00:19:41,110 --> 00:19:43,285
WE SPENT A LOT OF MONEY
ON THIS PARTICULAR UNIT,
519
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:45,218
AND I WAS PRETTY CERTAIN
520
00:19:45,253 --> 00:19:46,668
THAT WE WERE NEVER GONNA
MAKE IT BACK.
521
00:19:46,702 --> 00:19:49,188
- RIGHT.
- SO TO HEAR THAT RIGHT NOW,
522
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:50,223
I MEAN THAT'S PHENOMENAL.
523
00:19:50,258 --> 00:19:51,707
THAT'S WHAT WE NEEDED
TO HEAR.
524
00:19:51,742 --> 00:19:52,708
- YEAH, THIS IS
THE MOTHER LODE RIGHT HERE.
525
00:19:52,743 --> 00:19:53,916
- WOW.
- FANTASTIC.
526
00:19:53,951 --> 00:19:55,780
- WE'RE COMPLETELY
IN THE GREEN RIGHT NOW,
527
00:19:55,815 --> 00:19:58,473
SO FROM THIS POINT ON,
IT'S ALL BONUS.
528
00:19:58,507 --> 00:20:01,545
ALL RIGHT, COME ON,
BIG MONEY.
529
00:20:01,579 --> 00:20:03,961
- WOW. HOLY MOLEY.
HERE WE GO AGAIN.
530
00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:05,514
THIS SPIDER-MAN, I DO BELIEVE,
531
00:20:05,549 --> 00:20:09,069
IS THE RARE SPIDER-MAN
WITH THE DIAMOND PATTERN
532
00:20:09,104 --> 00:20:10,347
ON THE FRONT HERE.
533
00:20:10,381 --> 00:20:12,176
I WANT TO SAY THERE'S MAYBE
534
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,834
FIVE OF THESE THINGS,
YOU KNOW, OUT THERE AT ALL.
535
00:20:14,868 --> 00:20:17,733
THIS THING HERE IS PROBABLY
$3,000 ALONE TOO.
536
00:20:17,768 --> 00:20:19,632
- WOW. WOW.
537
00:20:19,666 --> 00:20:20,840
THAT'S ALL I CAN RIGHT NOW.
538
00:20:20,874 --> 00:20:22,117
HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK
FOR EVERYTHING?
539
00:20:22,151 --> 00:20:23,325
- I'D LIKE TO THINK
540
00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:24,533
YOU GET IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
541
00:20:24,568 --> 00:20:26,501
OF $12,000 TO $14,000...
542
00:20:26,535 --> 00:20:28,296
- WOW. THAT'S GOOD.
- OUT OF THIS STUFF.
543
00:20:28,330 --> 00:20:30,021
- I'M UP 12 GRAND.
544
00:20:30,056 --> 00:20:33,956
I'M UP 12 GRAND!
545
00:20:33,991 --> 00:20:36,752
THIS IS
MY BIGGEST SCORE EVER.
546
00:20:36,787 --> 00:20:39,168
- TOYS. WHO KNEW?
- WHO KNEW.
547
00:20:43,345 --> 00:20:46,314
narrator: JARROD AND BRANDI
WON THE GARDENA AUCTION
548
00:20:46,348 --> 00:20:47,522
WITH FURNITURE
549
00:20:47,556 --> 00:20:49,800
AND A COLLECTION
OF ACTION FIGURES
550
00:20:49,834 --> 00:20:52,423
EARNING THEM 13 GRAND.
551
00:20:52,458 --> 00:20:56,531
BARRY WEISS SOLD HIS TOOLS
AND SHRUNKEN HEADS
552
00:20:56,565 --> 00:21:00,569
FOR A PROFIT OF $450.
553
00:21:00,604 --> 00:21:03,848
DARRELL SHEETS
TURNED HIS $3 UNIT
554
00:21:03,883 --> 00:21:07,335
INTO A $27 PROFIT.
555
00:21:07,369 --> 00:21:10,579
AND DAVE HESTER
TOOK HOME NOTHING
556
00:21:10,614 --> 00:21:12,857
BUT A BAD ATTITUDE.
557
00:21:12,892 --> 00:21:15,446
AND BAD MEMORIES.
558
00:21:15,481 --> 00:21:17,310
[woman laughing]
559
00:21:17,345 --> 00:21:19,070
- DO I HAVE ANY UNDERWEAR ON?
560
00:21:19,105 --> 00:21:20,865
- UH, YEAH.
561
00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:22,315
- WHAT COLOR ARE THEY?
562
00:21:22,350 --> 00:21:23,489
- PINK.
- WHITE.
563
00:21:23,523 --> 00:21:24,731
- SHE SUCKS.
564
00:21:24,766 --> 00:21:26,112
I THINK WE'RE GONNA MAKE
A LOT OF MONEY.
565
00:21:26,146 --> 00:21:28,459
[laughter]
566
00:21:28,494 --> 00:21:29,909
- OH!
567
00:21:29,943 --> 00:21:31,359
[laughter continues]
568
00:21:31,393 --> 00:21:33,430
- THEY'RE GOOD.
- THEY'RE USED TO BE WHITE.
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