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[♪ theme song playing]
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♪ One, two...One, two three, four ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
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♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪
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{\an8}♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
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- [giggles]
- What you giggling about?
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- You happy or something?
- Believe it or not, yes.
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Because tonight,
your girl Gloria is going on a date.
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- Ooh.
- Molto bene.
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The Kaitlyns set me up
with this guy, Tyler.
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They said he's not even a creep.
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I mean, come on.
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How romantic. We gotta meet this fella.
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I don't know, kids. Your mom's
expecting you in the country today.
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- Already on it.
- Is that my phone?
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- Hi, son.
- Hi, Mom.
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- Steal your dad's phone?
- Yeah.
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Well, I'm excited to see you kids today.
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Actually, Mama, can we stay in the city?
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Aw, I had fun plans for us in the country.
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But Gloria has a date!
This may never happen again.
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Gloria's got a date.Who's the guy? Can I--
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Okay, bye. Situation handled.
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Man.
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Hello, Tyler!
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[gasps] Um, hi. Is Gloria here?
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- You better believe it.
- [groans]
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She's just getting ready. Come on in.
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We're so happy
you're taking out our Gloria.
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Now I trust you'll be
a respectful young man tonight.
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You got a job, or you some kind of bum?
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Two part question.
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When are the nuptials,
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{\an8}and how do you feel about cows
in the wedding party?
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{\an8}- [cow mooing]
- Uh...
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So, you're really going out with Gloria?
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It's not like some dare?
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[♪ smooth jazz music playing]
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Hi, Tyler.
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Oh, thank goodness.
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Your family is really something, huh?
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Oh, they're not my family.
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What?
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That man isn't your father?
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No, I just live in his basement.
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You live In their basement?
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Yep. Rent-free.
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- Pretty sweet, huh?
- [groans]
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But... But why?
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'Cause I'm her best friend.
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You're friends with a little kid?
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Yeah, but he's, like, a work friend.
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Where do you work that uses child labor?
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The cafe next door.
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But it wasn't child labor
because they didn't pay him.
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They still don't pay me!
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'Cause I won't let her.
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You see, I became co-owner
after Gloria went to jail!
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[chuckles] We put the fun in family!
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- Tyler.
- Tyler.
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[chuckles] Oh, you guys.
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So, should we take your car or...
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[screams]
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I can't believe Katy Lynn
said you weren't a creep!
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[Tyler wailing]
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Fret not, Gloria.
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That's why you have the Greens.
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I have to move out.
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[Dawn] "Welcome to your new home!"
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Is what I would say
if you rent this fine luxury penthouse.
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What do you think?
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Wow. This place is really nice.
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A little too nice.
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And how much does it cost?
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Cricket, you don't need to follow me.
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I can do this myself.
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- How much does it cost?
- Here's the flyer.
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[gasps]
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What was once
the Butcher Brothers slaughterhouse
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has now been carved up
into spacious live-work units.
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The neighborhood's so gritty.
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Whoa! That guy just got jumped.
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Man, they are wailing on him.
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Should we call the cops?
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Maybe we can show you something else.
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This isn't a good place for snitches.
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[man yells]
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And here we have
a charming little two bedroom
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complete with four walls,
a ceiling, and a floor.
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This isn't bad.
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And it's deeply discounted
due to the neighbors.
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Stop her before she eats my pants.
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- [Melissa bleats]
- [Bill screams]
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Stop pulling! You're helping her!
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Well, it is close to work.
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This place is more than not bad.
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I can host friends.
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There's room for an art studio.
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It's perfect!
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You're gonna pay a bunch of money
just to move next door?
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You sure you don't want to stay with us?
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What a normal living situation.
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I'd date whoever lives here.
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Yes, totally sure.
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I'll take it!
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- Fantastic!
- Fantastic!
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I'll get the paperwork.
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I can't believe I'll have
my own place again.
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Now you'll seem way less creepy.
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[chuckles] Oh, my gosh. You think so?
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Stop! You're crazy. Are you gonna visit?
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She's going through something.
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{\an8}All filled out.
Path to normalcy starts now.
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- Gloria! There you are.
- [yelps, gasps]
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You are being requested
in the living room. [chuckles]
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What is going on?
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We just want to congratulate you
on taking this big step.
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And to celebrate,
I made a video on my phone.
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I can't figure out
how to get it off the thing,
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so let's just watch it like this.
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I got this one off your social media.
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[Gloria] Thanks, Bill.
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[Cricket] Aw, it's your old apartment!
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Ugh. I forgot how small it was.
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[Bill] Couldn't find much else
before you met us.
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It's like you didn't exist.
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[Cricket] This was the time we stopped you
from giving up and leaving Big City.
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And we saved your skin on that one.
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Please, I would have been fine.
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[Bill] And there's you and Ma
celebrating your successful business.
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We used my retirement money.
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Oh, yeah. That was really nice of you.
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I asked him out. I asked out Kevin!
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- And we helped.- And we helped.
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You guys helped me
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with everything.
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Thanks for everything, guys.
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I love the Green family!
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- [horse neighs]
- [gunshot]
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[Bill] Yee-haw!
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Oh, my gosh. She loves it
so much she's speechless!
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Hey, let's hear it for Gloria, huh?
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- Hip, hip!
- Gloria!
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- Hip, hip!
- [all] Gloria!
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- [Cricket] Hip, hip!
- [all] Gloria!
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[♪ pensive music playing]
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[sighs]
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I can't leave.
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- [alarm beeping]
- [Gramma] What in tarnation?
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- [pants]
- What's going on here?
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[Bill] Gloria?
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Oh, hey, fam.
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Just making weird country food.
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But why? Shouldn't you be
packing up for the big move?
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Oh, I'm not moving.
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See, I had the weirdest night,
but I woke up with clarity
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and realized it's time I accept
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I'm part of the Green family.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
it's time to serve my kin.
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Ow.
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Love you, Dad. Love you, Gramma!
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- Dad?
- Gramma?
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Brother! Sister! Food is ready!
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What the heck?
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- Wow!
- Ooh! Picnic-style?
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Gloria, loving the new look!
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And the animals are eating with us?
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Yup! Because this is the kind
of thing that Greens do.
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- It is?
- It should be.
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[motorcycle revs]
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- Mom!
- Hey, kids!
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I still wanted to see you,
so I thought I'd swing by.
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Mwah. Mwah.
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[Gloria hums]
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Uh, how was the date, Gloria?
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Terrible!
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But that's good, because now I know
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my true place is being part
of the Green family forever.
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You know, Gloria, a real Green would
definitely stuff their pockets with mud.
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[chuckles] You're right.
This is my life now.
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[chuckles] We don't do that.
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I don't know Gloria as well as y'all do,
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but something seems off.
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[Cricket] What do you mean?
She's better than ever!
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[laughing]
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[pig snorts awkwardly]
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Howdy, sis!
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Uh, howdy, brother.
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Hey, now that you're fun,
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want to help me sort
my raccoon bone collection?
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Oh, you're throwing out your art stuff?
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Yeah. Why waste time with silly ambitions
that lead to nothing?
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This is where I belong,
right here in this basement.
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But what about the apartment?
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The apartment was so yesterday.
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See? Lease, gone. Over it.
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Besides, I have a good thing going here.
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[squawks] I'm only successful
with the Greens' help.
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Without them, I'll be a failure.
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Why do I tell you my secrets?
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[sighs] Anyway, time for bed.
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Bed? It's 4:00 p.m.
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If I go to sleep, there is no more.
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- No more what?
- Good night.
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Hmm.
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[chomps] These grits ain't its.
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Hey, Mom, I think you were right.
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Something is wrong with Gloria.
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Something on the inside.
Like an inside wrong.
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But I have a plan to fix things
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and I need your help.
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Yes, I'm in! I love being part of a plan.
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[chuckles] Here's what we'll do.
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[phone alarm rings]
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- [phone beeps]
- [groans]
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Wh... What? Where's all my stuff?
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Family, we've been robbed!
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We weren't robbed.
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Your stuff's in your new apartment.
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I turned in your lease application. Yay!
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You what?
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Well, you had it all nice and signed,
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so I turned it in while you were asleep.
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- [screams]
- What is wrong with you?
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When did you get so strong?
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- [screaming]
- I'm gonna kill you!
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[screaming]
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Coming through!
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Grigorian, close that door!
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I am not falling
for your pranks, wretched boy.
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- [groans]
- Cricket!
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Ah, Gloria, let's talk about this!
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I thought this was a good thing!
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[yells]
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Aren't you excited to have your own spot
and do whatever it is you do?
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No, I'm perfectly happy
right where I'm at!
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Can't you tell?
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[pants, grunts]
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But you can be even happier!
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- [grunting]
- I'm not ready!
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[both scream, grunt]
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- [sighs]
- [groans]
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Cricket, tell me where my stuff is
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so we can just go... home.
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[parrot squawks]
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[Gloria] All my stuff.
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It looks amazing.
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Cricket, did you do all this?
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- He had a little help.
- Nancy?
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We figured seeing your stuff here
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might help you reconsider things.
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And don't worry, I didn't actually turn in
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your lease for ya
because that'd be illegal.
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But I thought about it.
255
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Well, your plan worked.
256
00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:00,475
I love it.
257
00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:02,936
But this is the whole problem.
258
00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:06,064
Your family helps me
with every major step in my life.
259
00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:08,149
How am I supposed to live on my own?
260
00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:10,568
Oh, come on. You did it before.
261
00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:12,153
And I failed.
262
00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:13,488
Because of us.
263
00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:16,241
A lot of your problems
were our fault. Remember?
264
00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:18,451
We ruin your life, then we fix it.
265
00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:20,495
It's the circle of strife.
266
00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:23,873
I guess you're right.
267
00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:26,376
Okay, I'll take the place after all.
268
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:29,045
Even if I have to stretch my budget.
269
00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:32,507
Well, you know, I have been
wanting to see the kids more,
270
00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:36,219
and it'd be nice to have a place
in the city that isn't a dingy basement,
271
00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,805
so I could rent your spare room.
272
00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,431
Unless that's helping too much.
273
00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:43,143
Nancy, I would love nothing more.
274
00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:44,227
- Finally!
- Finally!
275
00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:47,188
We've been trying to fill
this vacancy for months.
276
00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:48,523
Lease, please!
277
00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:50,108
Oh, uh, here you go.
278
00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:54,112
Didn't think we'd ever get rid
of this place because of those neighbors.
279
00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:57,407
- Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
- Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
280
00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,700
Oh, look, it's Gloria.
281
00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:00,201
Did it work?
282
00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:02,370
Yeah, it did!
283
00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:03,997
Whoa, okay, Gloria.
284
00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:07,292
- No need to yell.
- Noisy neighbors. Geez.
285
00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:11,129
{\an8}Well, this is the last box.
286
00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:13,548
If you get emotional, it's okay to cry.
287
00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:15,466
Please cry.
288
00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:17,635
Gloria, you're moving 30 feet away.
289
00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:20,221
Now skedaddle!
We got important business here.
290
00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,016
Is it Bill's birthday?
291
00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:24,601
Much more important than that.
292
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:27,437
- It's Farmer Appreciation Day.
- Never heard of it.
293
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,731
It's a very important holiday for Bill.
294
00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,399
And we always forget it.
295
00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:33,610
- But this year's different.
- Feet off the table!
296
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:37,280
We got Dad the perfect gift
to show him how much we appreciate him.
297
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:41,576
♪ I'm a farmer manWorkin' every day ♪
298
00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:43,203
Oh, hey, family!
299
00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:44,913
It's just your dad
300
00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:48,833
listening to his favorite
country singer, Rusty Twang.
301
00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:52,503
Speaking of Rusty,
he's playing a show tonight
302
00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:57,342
{\an8}in Big City on Farmer
Appreciation Day of all days.
303
00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:00,678
Well, I'm off to the farmer's market
304
00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:03,765
to appreciate some vegetables.
305
00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:05,516
Rusty Twang tickets.
306
00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:08,061
I'm guessing you guys got him
Rusty Twang tickets.
307
00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:09,145
What? No!
308
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,897
That's the first Bill's mentioned it!
309
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:14,317
Fret not.
We already got Papa the perfect gift.
310
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,986
{\an8}[Gloria] "Enjoy yer Bill-oons."
311
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,571
What are Bill-oons?
312
00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,573
[Cricket groans]
313
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:21,658
Ow. Ow.
314
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,035
Wow, look at all these Bill-oons.
315
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:25,787
Dad's gonna be blown away.
316
00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:27,163
[screams]
317
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,123
Oh, no! Dad's getting blown away!
318
00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:31,501
♪ Drivin' in a straight lineStraight line ♪
319
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,211
[screams]
320
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:36,381
- [electricity crackling]
- [balloons popping]
321
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:39,133
- Our balloon Dad!
- What are we gonna do?
322
00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:40,969
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
323
00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:43,137
Gramma might be going away for a while.
324
00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:46,891
Oh, man. You folks all right?
325
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,186
[all] Rusty Twang!
326
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:53,147
That's me. If no one's hurt,
let's check the damage.
327
00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:54,691
Come on, Mikey.
328
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:55,817
I'm Mikey.
329
00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:58,861
Rusty Twang is right here.
330
00:12:58,945 --> 00:12:59,946
You know what this means?
331
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:03,491
We could ask Rusty Twang
to write Dad a song
332
00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:06,452
- for Farmer Appreciation Day!
- [both gasp]
333
00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:09,330
A song written for Dad
would be the perfect gift.
334
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:13,501
Every time it plays, he'll think
of how crazy appreciated he is.
335
00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:16,921
It's ideas like this that make me forget
you were dropped as a child.
336
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:19,173
- [chuckles] What?
- [Rusty] Hmm.
337
00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:22,260
Hey, Rusty, how are things looking?
338
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:24,304
Not good, little man. Engine's shot.
339
00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:26,222
Guess I'm stuck here till it's fixed.
340
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,598
You don't have to be.
341
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,017
Come stay at our place.
342
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,311
We're only a few blocks away.
343
00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:34,480
You must protect your velvety larynx
from this smoggy street.
344
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:37,191
And we'll show you
some country hospitality.
345
00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:38,568
That's mighty kind of you.
346
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:39,944
Oh! I guess it's this way.
347
00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:41,946
[chuckles] You folks sure are generous.
348
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:44,824
[Tilly] Right this way, Mr. Twang.
349
00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:47,160
Feel free to wander. Except right there!
350
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:50,455
Termites. Dang bugs chewed
a fat hole in the floor.
351
00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:54,000
Oh... Well, mites or not,
y'all got a great place here.
352
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,877
Oh, thank you, darling.
353
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,420
Don't mind if I do.
354
00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,423
- Mmm. So buttery.
- It's the butter.
355
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,133
A fella could get used to this.
356
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,718
Glad to hear you say that.
357
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:07,805
All the buttery spoils you see before you
are the result of one man.
358
00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:09,182
Our Papa.
359
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:10,683
Bill Green.
360
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,935
Father, farmer, courtesy-flusher.
361
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,271
A man worthy of appreciating.
362
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:17,315
And there's nothing he'd appreciate more
363
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:19,609
than you writing him an original song.
364
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:20,902
What do you say?
365
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:23,696
Hmm, songwriting can be tricky,
366
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:26,574
but I do have respect
for a hard working family man.
367
00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:28,576
Ah, what the heck, I'll give it a try.
368
00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:29,994
- Yay!
- Yay!
369
00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:31,996
Let's see what we can do for old Bill.
370
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,999
Now let's write us a song.
371
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,417
[all gasp]
372
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:40,922
- [♪ humming aimlessly] ♪ Tractor ♪
- [♪ guitar strumming]
373
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:42,840
No, tractor's been done.
374
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:45,176
You're better than that,
Rusty. Come on. Uh...
375
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:46,719
[♪ Rusty hums]
376
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,638
No. Farming in fields?
377
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:49,722
[cell phone beeps]
378
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:52,058
Oh, dang, I got a concert to play.
379
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:54,102
- Oh, but you're so close.
- You can't give up now.
380
00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:55,520
Just a little more?
381
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:57,563
Sorry, y'all. Songwriting takes time.
382
00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,565
- And I really gotta go.
- What?
383
00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:02,026
- Please don't leave
- But we need this for Papa.
384
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:03,778
Come on, y'all. It's been fun.
385
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:07,281
But I got a whole lot of people
waiting to see me play my...
386
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:10,785
hits.
387
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:13,162
- [♪ "Farming Man" playing]
- [♪ Gloria humming]
388
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,831
[Rusty screams]
389
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,374
This guy is good!
390
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,209
- Don't go, Rusty!
- Please don't leave us!
391
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:19,919
I gotta get out of here!
392
00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:21,462
[screams]
393
00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:23,339
[grunts]
394
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,299
[groans]
395
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:28,553
That went poorly.
396
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:30,346
Ah, come on, it ain't that bad.
397
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:33,099
Now Rusty can finish
writing the song for Dad.
398
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:36,018
Plus he'll thank us when the song's a hit.
399
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:38,062
[all] We're good people.
400
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,148
[♪ dramatic music playing]
401
00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:41,649
[Rusty groaning]
402
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:43,860
Huh?
403
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,195
Huh?
404
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:50,158
[pants, gasps]
405
00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:51,909
[yells] What is this place?
406
00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:53,661
- [door creaks]
- [gasps]
407
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:56,289
[Cricket] Oh, good. You're awake.
408
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:58,708
Have... Have you kept people
down here before?
409
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,711
Yes, but she's no longer with us.
410
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:02,795
[gasps]
411
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:05,965
[Cricket] Now we're real sorry
about our methods,
412
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:08,217
but it's like I told you before.
413
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:11,888
We can't let you leave
till you write Dad a song.
414
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,807
So, can you do that for us?
415
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,642
[all] Please?
416
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,352
Yeah, for... for sure.
417
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:20,354
But, uh, to make it really good,
418
00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:22,690
I'll need writing supplies.
419
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:27,445
Now that's more like it.
420
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:30,031
[laughs nervously]
421
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,035
He's here!
422
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,494
[all cheering]
423
00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:38,039
Mr. Twang, on behalf of Big City,
424
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:40,249
I present you with a welcome basket.
425
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,293
It's got gummies.
426
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,253
[Officer Keys] Here he comes.
427
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,172
Hey, y'all, I'm Mikey.
428
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:47,715
What? Where's Rusty?
429
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:51,260
I don't know. He walked off
with some bumpkins while I fixed the bus.
430
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,595
Mmm.
431
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,847
You know what? I thought he'd be here.
432
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:55,932
[both] Rusty is missing?
433
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,893
I'm on it, Mayor. You can count on me.
434
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:02,438
- [police siren wails]
- [Officer Keys] Rusty!
435
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:03,648
[Cricket gasps] There.
436
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,483
All the supplies you asked for.
437
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,818
Don't know why you need
batteries or copper wire.
438
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:10,404
But who are we to question
the creative process?
439
00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:11,530
[door closes]
440
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,575
Let's do this.
441
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:16,160
[♪ dramatic music playing]
442
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,250
[grunting]
443
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:26,003
Finished.
444
00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:28,172
That's one fine-looking
emergency transmitter.
445
00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:30,466
Mayday! Mayday! SOS. I need--
446
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,969
Rusty, how's the song coming?
447
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,096
[chuckling nervously]
Oh, it's going great.
448
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:36,847
Let's hear what you've got so far.
449
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:40,810
Uh, this one's dedicated
to anyone who can hear me.
450
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,813
♪ My name is Rusty Twang ♪
451
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,606
♪ Come rescue me ♪
452
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,900
♪ This ain't a metaphor ♪
453
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,610
♪ I need the police ♪
454
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,696
Now this is a bop!
455
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:54,240
[Rusty] ♪ HelpI'm locked in a basement ♪
456
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:56,993
Wait, could this be a real call for help?
457
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,579
[Rusty] ♪ This is a real call for help ♪
458
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:02,873
♪ I'm in that red shack next to the cafe ♪
459
00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:05,751
Oh, no. I'm coming, Rusty!
460
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:08,004
Still kind of a bop!
461
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:11,757
♪ And I don't want to die ♪
462
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:14,677
[winces] I have notes.
463
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,013
[Officer Keys] Greens, open up!
464
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,015
What did you do?
465
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:22,184
Wait, don't panic, y'all! I have an idea.
466
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,604
[Officer Keys]
I know you're in there. Open up!
467
00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:26,939
Come on, you're being rude.
468
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,025
Keys, what are you doing here?
469
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:32,194
I believe my six-string prince,
Rusty Twang,
470
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,864
is being held here against his will.
471
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,949
- What?
- No time, Bill!
472
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,701
Rusty!
473
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:39,910
[groans]
474
00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:41,996
Where's my country angel?
475
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,040
[chuckles] No one here but us Greens.
476
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:47,043
Nobody but you Greens, huh?
477
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:50,087
Let's see what the man
in your basement says about that.
478
00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:51,756
[clanging]
479
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:54,175
[chuckles] Just the old water heater.
480
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,344
Hmm.
481
00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:57,511
Well, I was wrong.
482
00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:59,513
Sorry for the intrusion, citizens.
483
00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,098
Keys continues the hunt.
484
00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:03,643
[chuckles] Mystery solved.
485
00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,895
- [all] Let's get pancakes.
- [metal clangs]
486
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,438
That's weird.
487
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:09,940
The water heater does clang,
488
00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:12,693
but that was more of a clong.
489
00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:15,863
- [muffled grunting]
- [clanging]
490
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:23,621
Family, why is Rusty Twang
taped to our water heater?
491
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:25,539
Because we didn't have handcuffs.
492
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:29,794
And we wanted him to write you a song
for Farmer Appreciation Day.
493
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:34,924
You were gonna force my favorite
country singer to write a song for me?
494
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,217
I mean, no!
495
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,260
This is not how we treat celebrities.
496
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,388
Mr. Twang, it's an honor.
497
00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:43,641
Not exactly how I pictured meeting you,
but that doesn't matter now.
498
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,184
You're free to go, Rusty.
499
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:46,727
Oh, no, he ain't.
500
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:49,563
You may be against it now,
big guy, but you'll thank us
501
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,315
when the song's done.
502
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:53,025
Happy Farmer Appreciation Day.
503
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,276
- Wait!
- [door slams]
504
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,361
[groans]
505
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,321
No offense, but your family's crazy.
506
00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:59,740
- Oh, I know.
- [groans]
507
00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:03,035
Look, Rusty, I am so sorry
about my family,
508
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,454
but I'll do whatever it takes
to get you out of here.
509
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,665
Then I promise not to press charges.
510
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:08,749
What's your plan?
511
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,212
I got an idea.
512
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,798
One that "termite" work.
513
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,968
{\an8}Rusty Twang declared missing.
514
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,637
{\an8}Is he dead? Maybe.
515
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,306
Can be yours for $19.95.
516
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,058
- [rustling]
- [♪ jingle playing]
517
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:27,560
What's that?
518
00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:32,606
This is clearly an attempt to escape.
519
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:35,067
Yet I cannot look away.
520
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:36,235
That's it.
521
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:37,820
[all] Ooh.
522
00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:40,156
Wait for it.
523
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,824
Just about...
524
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,242
- now!
- [Rusty grunts]
525
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:45,035
[all screaming]
526
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,704
- Oh, my gosh!
- Where's Gramma?
527
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,456
[yells] Quit kicking me!
528
00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:49,999
[screaming]
529
00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:52,710
- Nice catch, Rusty.
- Let's hit it!
530
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:55,796
[yelling]
531
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,798
Good luck at your big show tonight.
532
00:20:57,882 --> 00:20:59,175
Rusty, don't go!
533
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,510
We just wanted Dad to feel appreciated.
534
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:02,928
Please, Mr. Twang!
535
00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:06,056
Look, I don't condone
what y'all did at all.
536
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,975
But you love your dad so much,
537
00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:09,935
you imprisoned a country music star.
538
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:13,481
If that don't make him feel
appreciated, nothing will.
539
00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:16,192
[Gramma] So can we still get tickets or...
540
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:21,530
[Maria Media] We now bring youlive to the alive Rusty Twang.
541
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,783
Thank you, Big City!
542
00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:26,702
- [gasps] I know him!
- We all know him.
543
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,954
Today was the worst day of my life.
544
00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:30,873
So, I wrote a song about it.
545
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:35,002
♪ Kidnapped by a country family ♪
546
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:37,046
♪ With a weird and wicked plan ♪
547
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:42,384
♪ Gramma, two scary kidsand a big ol' bellied man... ♪
548
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:44,845
I don't believe what I'm hearing.
549
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:48,265
Rusty Twang is singing about us.
550
00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:51,393
It's a Farmer Appreciation Day miracle!
551
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:53,187
Come on, family.
552
00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:55,397
♪ If you're rollin' through Big City ♪
553
00:21:55,481 --> 00:22:02,488
♪ Be cautious and be keenWatch out for the Greens ♪
554
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:07,868
{\an8}♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪
555
00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:10,955
♪ Lost a bet and got bit by 100 flies ♪
556
00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:13,791
♪ I fell out a big ol' tree ♪
557
00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:17,419
{\an8}♪ Hit every branchand scraped up both my knees ♪
558
00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:19,463
♪ I got chased by dogs ♪
559
00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:22,758
♪ Licked by a frogGot a rash on my legs ♪
560
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,468
♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
561
00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:28,097
♪ I got splinters in seven of ten ♪
562
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,766
♪ And tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪
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