1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,337 [♪ theme song playing] 2 00:00:14,473 --> 00:00:16,183 ♪ One, two... One, two three, four ♪ 3 00:00:16,266 --> 00:00:20,771 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 4 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:23,899 ♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪ 5 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:26,610 {\an8}♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 6 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:35,160 - [giggles] - What you giggling about? 7 00:00:35,244 --> 00:00:37,746 - You happy or something? - Believe it or not, yes. 8 00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:42,501 Because tonight, your girl Gloria is going on a date. 9 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:44,836 - Ooh. - Molto bene. 10 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:46,922 The Kaitlyns set me up with this guy, Tyler. 11 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:48,799 They said he's not even a creep. 12 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:50,551 I mean, come on. 13 00:00:50,634 --> 00:00:53,637 How romantic. We gotta meet this fella. 14 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,640 I don't know, kids. Your mom's expecting you in the country today. 15 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:58,850 - Already on it. - Is that my phone? 16 00:00:58,934 --> 00:01:00,352 - Hi, son. - Hi, Mom. 17 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:01,979 - Steal your dad's phone? - Yeah. 18 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:04,606 Well, I'm excited to see you kids today. 19 00:01:04,690 --> 00:01:06,942 Actually, Mama, can we stay in the city? 20 00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:09,945 Aw, I had fun plans for us in the country. 21 00:01:10,028 --> 00:01:13,115 But Gloria has a date! This may never happen again. 22 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:15,075 Gloria's got a date. Who's the guy? Can I-- 23 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:17,828 Okay, bye. Situation handled. 24 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:19,079 Man. 25 00:01:22,833 --> 00:01:23,917 Hello, Tyler! 26 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:26,628 [gasps] Um, hi. Is Gloria here? 27 00:01:26,712 --> 00:01:28,297 - You better believe it. - [groans] 28 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:30,966 She's just getting ready. Come on in. 29 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:33,010 We're so happy you're taking out our Gloria. 30 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:35,887 Now I trust you'll be a respectful young man tonight. 31 00:01:35,971 --> 00:01:37,889 You got a job, or you some kind of bum? 32 00:01:37,973 --> 00:01:39,099 Two part question. 33 00:01:39,182 --> 00:01:40,601 When are the nuptials, 34 00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:43,186 {\an8}and how do you feel about cows in the wedding party? 35 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:44,896 {\an8}- [cow mooing] - Uh... 36 00:01:44,980 --> 00:01:46,773 So, you're really going out with Gloria? 37 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:48,317 It's not like some dare? 38 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,610 [♪ smooth jazz music playing] 39 00:01:50,694 --> 00:01:52,279 Hi, Tyler. 40 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:53,488 Oh, thank goodness. 41 00:01:53,572 --> 00:01:55,282 Your family is really something, huh? 42 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:56,742 Oh, they're not my family. 43 00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:57,826 What? 44 00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:00,537 That man isn't your father? 45 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:02,289 No, I just live in his basement. 46 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:03,790 You live In their basement? 47 00:02:03,874 --> 00:02:05,292 Yep. Rent-free. 48 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:07,044 - Pretty sweet, huh? - [groans] 49 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,628 But... But why? 50 00:02:08,712 --> 00:02:10,213 'Cause I'm her best friend. 51 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:12,090 You're friends with a little kid? 52 00:02:12,174 --> 00:02:14,676 Yeah, but he's, like, a work friend. 53 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,970 Where do you work that uses child labor? 54 00:02:17,054 --> 00:02:18,263 The cafe next door. 55 00:02:18,347 --> 00:02:20,724 But it wasn't child labor because they didn't pay him. 56 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,225 They still don't pay me! 57 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:23,894 'Cause I won't let her. 58 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:27,981 You see, I became co-owner after Gloria went to jail! 59 00:02:28,065 --> 00:02:30,859 [chuckles] We put the fun in family! 60 00:02:30,942 --> 00:02:33,945 - Tyler. - Tyler. 61 00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:36,615 [chuckles] Oh, you guys. 62 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:39,451 So, should we take your car or... 63 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:41,411 [screams] 64 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:44,247 I can't believe Katy Lynn said you weren't a creep! 65 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:45,332 [Tyler wailing] 66 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:46,667 Fret not, Gloria. 67 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:48,794 That's why you have the Greens. 68 00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:51,546 I have to move out. 69 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:54,716 [Dawn] "Welcome to your new home!" 70 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:58,136 Is what I would say if you rent this fine luxury penthouse. 71 00:02:58,220 --> 00:02:59,388 What do you think? 72 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:01,765 Wow. This place is really nice. 73 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,226 A little too nice. 74 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:05,811 And how much does it cost? 75 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:07,979 Cricket, you don't need to follow me. 76 00:03:08,063 --> 00:03:09,856 I can do this myself. 77 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:12,317 - How much does it cost? - Here's the flyer. 78 00:03:12,401 --> 00:03:13,610 [gasps] 79 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:16,113 What was once the Butcher Brothers slaughterhouse 80 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:20,242 has now been carved up into spacious live-work units. 81 00:03:20,325 --> 00:03:21,868 The neighborhood's so gritty. 82 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:23,620 Whoa! That guy just got jumped. 83 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:25,372 Man, they are wailing on him. 84 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:27,040 Should we call the cops? 85 00:03:27,124 --> 00:03:28,875 Maybe we can show you something else. 86 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:31,211 This isn't a good place for snitches. 87 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:32,379 [man yells] 88 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:35,215 And here we have a charming little two bedroom 89 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:38,510 complete with four walls, a ceiling, and a floor. 90 00:03:38,593 --> 00:03:41,179 This isn't bad. 91 00:03:41,263 --> 00:03:44,724 And it's deeply discounted due to the neighbors. 92 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:47,102 Stop her before she eats my pants. 93 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:48,728 - [Melissa bleats] - [Bill screams] 94 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:51,356 Stop pulling! You're helping her! 95 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,775 Well, it is close to work. 96 00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:56,403 This place is more than not bad. 97 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:57,487 I can host friends. 98 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:59,698 There's room for an art studio. 99 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:00,782 It's perfect! 100 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:03,535 You're gonna pay a bunch of money just to move next door? 101 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:05,328 You sure you don't want to stay with us? 102 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:09,291 What a normal living situation. 103 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:10,709 I'd date whoever lives here. 104 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:12,878 Yes, totally sure. 105 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:14,921 I'll take it! 106 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:16,214 - Fantastic! - Fantastic! 107 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:17,424 I'll get the paperwork. 108 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:20,177 I can't believe I'll have my own place again. 109 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:21,803 Now you'll seem way less creepy. 110 00:04:21,887 --> 00:04:24,264 [chuckles] Oh, my gosh. You think so? 111 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:28,894 Stop! You're crazy. Are you gonna visit? 112 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:30,187 She's going through something. 113 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:35,275 {\an8}All filled out. Path to normalcy starts now. 114 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:37,360 - Gloria! There you are. - [yelps, gasps] 115 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:40,530 You are being requested in the living room. [chuckles] 116 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:42,449 What is going on? 117 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:45,535 We just want to congratulate you on taking this big step. 118 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:48,288 And to celebrate, I made a video on my phone. 119 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:50,373 I can't figure out how to get it off the thing, 120 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:52,667 so let's just watch it like this. 121 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:56,087 I got this one off your social media. 122 00:04:56,171 --> 00:04:57,506 [Gloria] Thanks, Bill. 123 00:04:57,589 --> 00:04:59,341 [Cricket] Aw, it's your old apartment! 124 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:01,343 Ugh. I forgot how small it was. 125 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:04,679 [Bill] Couldn't find much else before you met us. 126 00:05:04,763 --> 00:05:06,515 It's like you didn't exist. 127 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:10,101 [Cricket] This was the time we stopped you from giving up and leaving Big City. 128 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:12,521 And we saved your skin on that one. 129 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:14,272 Please, I would have been fine. 130 00:05:15,774 --> 00:05:18,777 [Bill] And there's you and Ma celebrating your successful business. 131 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:21,947 We used my retirement money. 132 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:24,908 Oh, yeah. That was really nice of you. 133 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:27,994 I asked him out. I asked out Kevin! 134 00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:29,496 - And we helped. - And we helped. 135 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:33,792 You guys helped me 136 00:05:34,876 --> 00:05:36,419 with everything. 137 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:38,630 Thanks for everything, guys. 138 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:41,091 I love the Green family! 139 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:42,467 - [horse neighs] - [gunshot] 140 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:43,552 [Bill] Yee-haw! 141 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:48,056 Oh, my gosh. She loves it so much she's speechless! 142 00:05:48,139 --> 00:05:50,809 Hey, let's hear it for Gloria, huh? 143 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:52,686 - Hip, hip! - Gloria! 144 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:54,479 - Hip, hip! - [all] Gloria! 145 00:05:54,563 --> 00:05:56,231 - [Cricket] Hip, hip! - [all] Gloria! 146 00:05:56,314 --> 00:05:57,315 [♪ pensive music playing] 147 00:05:58,942 --> 00:06:00,402 [sighs] 148 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:02,153 I can't leave. 149 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:06,283 - [alarm beeping] - [Gramma] What in tarnation? 150 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,410 - [pants] - What's going on here? 151 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:09,619 [Bill] Gloria? 152 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:10,912 Oh, hey, fam. 153 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:13,290 Just making weird country food. 154 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:16,167 But why? Shouldn't you be packing up for the big move? 155 00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:17,627 Oh, I'm not moving. 156 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:20,797 See, I had the weirdest night, but I woke up with clarity 157 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:22,924 and realized it's time I accept 158 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:24,968 I'm part of the Green family. 159 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:28,722 Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time to serve my kin. 160 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:30,056 Ow. 161 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:32,225 Love you, Dad. Love you, Gramma! 162 00:06:32,309 --> 00:06:34,102 - Dad? - Gramma? 163 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:36,688 Brother! Sister! Food is ready! 164 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:37,898 What the heck? 165 00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:39,566 - Wow! - Ooh! Picnic-style? 166 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:41,776 Gloria, loving the new look! 167 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:44,070 And the animals are eating with us? 168 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:47,699 Yup! Because this is the kind of thing that Greens do. 169 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:49,075 - It is? - It should be. 170 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:50,201 [motorcycle revs] 171 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:52,037 - Mom! - Hey, kids! 172 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,831 I still wanted to see you, so I thought I'd swing by. 173 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:55,957 Mwah. Mwah. 174 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:57,626 [Gloria hums] 175 00:06:57,709 --> 00:06:59,377 Uh, how was the date, Gloria? 176 00:06:59,461 --> 00:07:00,545 Terrible! 177 00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:02,130 But that's good, because now I know 178 00:07:02,213 --> 00:07:06,134 my true place is being part of the Green family forever. 179 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:10,805 You know, Gloria, a real Green would definitely stuff their pockets with mud. 180 00:07:10,889 --> 00:07:14,684 [chuckles] You're right. This is my life now. 181 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:16,519 [chuckles] We don't do that. 182 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:18,730 I don't know Gloria as well as y'all do, 183 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:20,357 but something seems off. 184 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:23,026 [Cricket] What do you mean? She's better than ever! 185 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:25,987 [laughing] 186 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:27,989 [pig snorts awkwardly] 187 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:31,368 Howdy, sis! 188 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,078 Uh, howdy, brother. 189 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:34,287 Hey, now that you're fun, 190 00:07:34,371 --> 00:07:37,749 want to help me sort my raccoon bone collection? 191 00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:39,918 Oh, you're throwing out your art stuff? 192 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:43,630 Yeah. Why waste time with silly ambitions that lead to nothing? 193 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:47,425 This is where I belong, right here in this basement. 194 00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:49,427 But what about the apartment? 195 00:07:49,511 --> 00:07:51,971 The apartment was so yesterday. 196 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:54,766 See? Lease, gone. Over it. 197 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:58,019 Besides, I have a good thing going here. 198 00:07:58,103 --> 00:08:00,939 [squawks] I'm only successful with the Greens' help. 199 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:02,691 Without them, I'll be a failure. 200 00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:04,818 Why do I tell you my secrets? 201 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:07,278 [sighs] Anyway, time for bed. 202 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:09,072 Bed? It's 4:00 p.m. 203 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:11,116 If I go to sleep, there is no more. 204 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:13,618 - No more what? - Good night. 205 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:16,788 Hmm. 206 00:08:16,871 --> 00:08:20,166 [chomps] These grits ain't its. 207 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:21,960 Hey, Mom, I think you were right. 208 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:23,837 Something is wrong with Gloria. 209 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,589 Something on the inside. Like an inside wrong. 210 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:28,174 But I have a plan to fix things 211 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:29,426 and I need your help. 212 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:32,095 Yes, I'm in! I love being part of a plan. 213 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:33,930 [chuckles] Here's what we'll do. 214 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:35,557 [phone alarm rings] 215 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:37,434 - [phone beeps] - [groans] 216 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:40,478 Wh... What? Where's all my stuff? 217 00:08:40,562 --> 00:08:42,105 Family, we've been robbed! 218 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:43,231 We weren't robbed. 219 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:44,983 Your stuff's in your new apartment. 220 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:47,944 I turned in your lease application. Yay! 221 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,362 You what? 222 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:50,905 Well, you had it all nice and signed, 223 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:52,866 so I turned it in while you were asleep. 224 00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:55,118 - [screams] - What is wrong with you? 225 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:56,911 When did you get so strong? 226 00:08:56,995 --> 00:08:59,330 - [screaming] - I'm gonna kill you! 227 00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:01,875 [screaming] 228 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:02,959 Coming through! 229 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,586 Grigorian, close that door! 230 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:07,213 I am not falling for your pranks, wretched boy. 231 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:08,465 - [groans] - Cricket! 232 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,175 Ah, Gloria, let's talk about this! 233 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:11,926 I thought this was a good thing! 234 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:13,011 [yells] 235 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:16,890 Aren't you excited to have your own spot and do whatever it is you do? 236 00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:18,975 No, I'm perfectly happy right where I'm at! 237 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:20,060 Can't you tell? 238 00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:21,311 [pants, grunts] 239 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,480 But you can be even happier! 240 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:26,983 - [grunting] - I'm not ready! 241 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,318 [both scream, grunt] 242 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:29,486 - [sighs] - [groans] 243 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,738 Cricket, tell me where my stuff is 244 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:36,618 so we can just go... home. 245 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:38,078 [parrot squawks] 246 00:09:38,161 --> 00:09:39,621 [Gloria] All my stuff. 247 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:42,165 It looks amazing. 248 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,626 Cricket, did you do all this? 249 00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:46,878 - He had a little help. - Nancy? 250 00:09:46,961 --> 00:09:48,505 We figured seeing your stuff here 251 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,381 might help you reconsider things. 252 00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:52,592 And don't worry, I didn't actually turn in 253 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:55,595 your lease for ya because that'd be illegal. 254 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:57,347 But I thought about it. 255 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,307 Well, your plan worked. 256 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:00,475 I love it. 257 00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:02,936 But this is the whole problem. 258 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:06,064 Your family helps me with every major step in my life. 259 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:08,149 How am I supposed to live on my own? 260 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:10,568 Oh, come on. You did it before. 261 00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:12,153 And I failed. 262 00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:13,488 Because of us. 263 00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:16,241 A lot of your problems were our fault. Remember? 264 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:18,451 We ruin your life, then we fix it. 265 00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:20,495 It's the circle of strife. 266 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:23,873 I guess you're right. 267 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:26,376 Okay, I'll take the place after all. 268 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:29,045 Even if I have to stretch my budget. 269 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:32,507 Well, you know, I have been wanting to see the kids more, 270 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:36,219 and it'd be nice to have a place in the city that isn't a dingy basement, 271 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,805 so I could rent your spare room. 272 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,431 Unless that's helping too much. 273 00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:43,143 Nancy, I would love nothing more. 274 00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:44,227 - Finally! - Finally! 275 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:47,188 We've been trying to fill this vacancy for months. 276 00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:48,523 Lease, please! 277 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:50,108 Oh, uh, here you go. 278 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:54,112 Didn't think we'd ever get rid of this place because of those neighbors. 279 00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:57,407 - Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! - Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 280 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,700 Oh, look, it's Gloria. 281 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:00,201 Did it work? 282 00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:02,370 Yeah, it did! 283 00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:03,997 Whoa, okay, Gloria. 284 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:07,292 - No need to yell. - Noisy neighbors. Geez. 285 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:11,129 {\an8}Well, this is the last box. 286 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:13,548 If you get emotional, it's okay to cry. 287 00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:15,466 Please cry. 288 00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:17,635 Gloria, you're moving 30 feet away. 289 00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:20,221 Now skedaddle! We got important business here. 290 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,016 Is it Bill's birthday? 291 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:24,601 Much more important than that. 292 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:27,437 - It's Farmer Appreciation Day. - Never heard of it. 293 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,731 It's a very important holiday for Bill. 294 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,399 And we always forget it. 295 00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:33,610 - But this year's different. - Feet off the table! 296 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:37,280 We got Dad the perfect gift to show him how much we appreciate him. 297 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:41,576 ♪ I'm a farmer man Workin' every day ♪ 298 00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:43,203 Oh, hey, family! 299 00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:44,913 It's just your dad 300 00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:48,833 listening to his favorite country singer, Rusty Twang. 301 00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:52,503 Speaking of Rusty, he's playing a show tonight 302 00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:57,342 {\an8}in Big City on Farmer Appreciation Day of all days. 303 00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:00,678 Well, I'm off to the farmer's market 304 00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:03,765 to appreciate some vegetables. 305 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:05,516 Rusty Twang tickets. 306 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:08,061 I'm guessing you guys got him Rusty Twang tickets. 307 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:09,145 What? No! 308 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,897 That's the first Bill's mentioned it! 309 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:14,317 Fret not. We already got Papa the perfect gift. 310 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,986 {\an8}[Gloria] "Enjoy yer Bill-oons." 311 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,571 What are Bill-oons? 312 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,573 [Cricket groans] 313 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:21,658 Ow. Ow. 314 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,035 Wow, look at all these Bill-oons. 315 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:25,787 Dad's gonna be blown away. 316 00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:27,163 [screams] 317 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,123 Oh, no! Dad's getting blown away! 318 00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:31,501 ♪ Drivin' in a straight line Straight line ♪ 319 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,211 [screams] 320 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:36,381 - [electricity crackling] - [balloons popping] 321 00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:39,133 - Our balloon Dad! - What are we gonna do? 322 00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:40,969 I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. 323 00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:43,137 Gramma might be going away for a while. 324 00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:46,891 Oh, man. You folks all right? 325 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,186 [all] Rusty Twang! 326 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:53,147 That's me. If no one's hurt, let's check the damage. 327 00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:54,691 Come on, Mikey. 328 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:55,817 I'm Mikey. 329 00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:58,861 Rusty Twang is right here. 330 00:12:58,945 --> 00:12:59,946 You know what this means? 331 00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:03,491 We could ask Rusty Twang to write Dad a song 332 00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:06,452 - for Farmer Appreciation Day! - [both gasp] 333 00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:09,330 A song written for Dad would be the perfect gift. 334 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:13,501 Every time it plays, he'll think of how crazy appreciated he is. 335 00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:16,921 It's ideas like this that make me forget you were dropped as a child. 336 00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:19,173 - [chuckles] What? - [Rusty] Hmm. 337 00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:22,260 Hey, Rusty, how are things looking? 338 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:24,304 Not good, little man. Engine's shot. 339 00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:26,222 Guess I'm stuck here till it's fixed. 340 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,598 You don't have to be. 341 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,017 Come stay at our place. 342 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,311 We're only a few blocks away. 343 00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:34,480 You must protect your velvety larynx from this smoggy street. 344 00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:37,191 And we'll show you some country hospitality. 345 00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:38,568 That's mighty kind of you. 346 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:39,944 Oh! I guess it's this way. 347 00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:41,946 [chuckles] You folks sure are generous. 348 00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:44,824 [Tilly] Right this way, Mr. Twang. 349 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:47,160 Feel free to wander. Except right there! 350 00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:50,455 Termites. Dang bugs chewed a fat hole in the floor. 351 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:54,000 Oh... Well, mites or not, y'all got a great place here. 352 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,877 Oh, thank you, darling. 353 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,420 Don't mind if I do. 354 00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,423 - Mmm. So buttery. - It's the butter. 355 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,133 A fella could get used to this. 356 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,718 Glad to hear you say that. 357 00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:07,805 All the buttery spoils you see before you are the result of one man. 358 00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:09,182 Our Papa. 359 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:10,683 Bill Green. 360 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,935 Father, farmer, courtesy-flusher. 361 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,271 A man worthy of appreciating. 362 00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:17,315 And there's nothing he'd appreciate more 363 00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:19,609 than you writing him an original song. 364 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:20,902 What do you say? 365 00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:23,696 Hmm, songwriting can be tricky, 366 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:26,574 but I do have respect for a hard working family man. 367 00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:28,576 Ah, what the heck, I'll give it a try. 368 00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:29,994 - Yay! - Yay! 369 00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:31,996 Let's see what we can do for old Bill. 370 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,999 Now let's write us a song. 371 00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,417 [all gasp] 372 00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:40,922 - [♪ humming aimlessly] ♪ Tractor ♪ - [♪ guitar strumming] 373 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:42,840 No, tractor's been done. 374 00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:45,176 You're better than that, Rusty. Come on. Uh... 375 00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:46,719 [♪ Rusty hums] 376 00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,638 No. Farming in fields? 377 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:49,722 [cell phone beeps] 378 00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:52,058 Oh, dang, I got a concert to play. 379 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:54,102 - Oh, but you're so close. - You can't give up now. 380 00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:55,520 Just a little more? 381 00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:57,563 Sorry, y'all. Songwriting takes time. 382 00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,565 - And I really gotta go. - What? 383 00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:02,026 - Please don't leave - But we need this for Papa. 384 00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:03,778 Come on, y'all. It's been fun. 385 00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:07,281 But I got a whole lot of people waiting to see me play my... 386 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:10,785 hits. 387 00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:13,162 - [♪ "Farming Man" playing] - [♪ Gloria humming] 388 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,831 [Rusty screams] 389 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,374 This guy is good! 390 00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,209 - Don't go, Rusty! - Please don't leave us! 391 00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:19,919 I gotta get out of here! 392 00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:21,462 [screams] 393 00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:23,339 [grunts] 394 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,299 [groans] 395 00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:28,553 That went poorly. 396 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:30,346 Ah, come on, it ain't that bad. 397 00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:33,099 Now Rusty can finish writing the song for Dad. 398 00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:36,018 Plus he'll thank us when the song's a hit. 399 00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:38,062 [all] We're good people. 400 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,148 [♪ dramatic music playing] 401 00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:41,649 [Rusty groaning] 402 00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:43,860 Huh? 403 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,195 Huh? 404 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:50,158 [pants, gasps] 405 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:51,909 [yells] What is this place? 406 00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:53,661 - [door creaks] - [gasps] 407 00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:56,289 [Cricket] Oh, good. You're awake. 408 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:58,708 Have... Have you kept people down here before? 409 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,711 Yes, but she's no longer with us. 410 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:02,795 [gasps] 411 00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:05,965 [Cricket] Now we're real sorry about our methods, 412 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:08,217 but it's like I told you before. 413 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:11,888 We can't let you leave till you write Dad a song. 414 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,807 So, can you do that for us? 415 00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,642 [all] Please? 416 00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,352 Yeah, for... for sure. 417 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:20,354 But, uh, to make it really good, 418 00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:22,690 I'll need writing supplies. 419 00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:27,445 Now that's more like it. 420 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:30,031 [laughs nervously] 421 00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,035 He's here! 422 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,494 [all cheering] 423 00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:38,039 Mr. Twang, on behalf of Big City, 424 00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:40,249 I present you with a welcome basket. 425 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,293 It's got gummies. 426 00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,253 [Officer Keys] Here he comes. 427 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,172 Hey, y'all, I'm Mikey. 428 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:47,715 What? Where's Rusty? 429 00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:51,260 I don't know. He walked off with some bumpkins while I fixed the bus. 430 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,595 Mmm. 431 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,847 You know what? I thought he'd be here. 432 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:55,932 [both] Rusty is missing? 433 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,893 I'm on it, Mayor. You can count on me. 434 00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:02,438 - [police siren wails] - [Officer Keys] Rusty! 435 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:03,648 [Cricket gasps] There. 436 00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,483 All the supplies you asked for. 437 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,818 Don't know why you need batteries or copper wire. 438 00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:10,404 But who are we to question the creative process? 439 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:11,530 [door closes] 440 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,575 Let's do this. 441 00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:16,160 [♪ dramatic music playing] 442 00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,250 [grunting] 443 00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:26,003 Finished. 444 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:28,172 That's one fine-looking emergency transmitter. 445 00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:30,466 Mayday! Mayday! SOS. I need-- 446 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,969 Rusty, how's the song coming? 447 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,096 [chuckling nervously] Oh, it's going great. 448 00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:36,847 Let's hear what you've got so far. 449 00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:40,810 Uh, this one's dedicated to anyone who can hear me. 450 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,813 ♪ My name is Rusty Twang ♪ 451 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,606 ♪ Come rescue me ♪ 452 00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,900 ♪ This ain't a metaphor ♪ 453 00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,610 ♪ I need the police ♪ 454 00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,696 Now this is a bop! 455 00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:54,240 [Rusty] ♪ Help I'm locked in a basement ♪ 456 00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:56,993 Wait, could this be a real call for help? 457 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,579 [Rusty] ♪ This is a real call for help ♪ 458 00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:02,873 ♪ I'm in that red shack next to the cafe ♪ 459 00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:05,751 Oh, no. I'm coming, Rusty! 460 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:08,004 Still kind of a bop! 461 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:11,757 ♪ And I don't want to die ♪ 462 00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:14,677 [winces] I have notes. 463 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,013 [Officer Keys] Greens, open up! 464 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,015 What did you do? 465 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:22,184 Wait, don't panic, y'all! I have an idea. 466 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,604 [Officer Keys] I know you're in there. Open up! 467 00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:26,939 Come on, you're being rude. 468 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,025 Keys, what are you doing here? 469 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:32,194 I believe my six-string prince, Rusty Twang, 470 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,864 is being held here against his will. 471 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,949 - What? - No time, Bill! 472 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,701 Rusty! 473 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:39,910 [groans] 474 00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:41,996 Where's my country angel? 475 00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,040 [chuckles] No one here but us Greens. 476 00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:47,043 Nobody but you Greens, huh? 477 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:50,087 Let's see what the man in your basement says about that. 478 00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:51,756 [clanging] 479 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:54,175 [chuckles] Just the old water heater. 480 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,344 Hmm. 481 00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:57,511 Well, I was wrong. 482 00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:59,513 Sorry for the intrusion, citizens. 483 00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,098 Keys continues the hunt. 484 00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:03,643 [chuckles] Mystery solved. 485 00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,895 - [all] Let's get pancakes. - [metal clangs] 486 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,438 That's weird. 487 00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:09,940 The water heater does clang, 488 00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:12,693 but that was more of a clong. 489 00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:15,863 - [muffled grunting] - [clanging] 490 00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:23,621 Family, why is Rusty Twang taped to our water heater? 491 00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:25,539 Because we didn't have handcuffs. 492 00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:29,794 And we wanted him to write you a song for Farmer Appreciation Day. 493 00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:34,924 You were gonna force my favorite country singer to write a song for me? 494 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,217 I mean, no! 495 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,260 This is not how we treat celebrities. 496 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,388 Mr. Twang, it's an honor. 497 00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:43,641 Not exactly how I pictured meeting you, but that doesn't matter now. 498 00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,184 You're free to go, Rusty. 499 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:46,727 Oh, no, he ain't. 500 00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:49,563 You may be against it now, big guy, but you'll thank us 501 00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,315 when the song's done. 502 00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:53,025 Happy Farmer Appreciation Day. 503 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,276 - Wait! - [door slams] 504 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,361 [groans] 505 00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,321 No offense, but your family's crazy. 506 00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:59,740 - Oh, I know. - [groans] 507 00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:03,035 Look, Rusty, I am so sorry about my family, 508 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,454 but I'll do whatever it takes to get you out of here. 509 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,665 Then I promise not to press charges. 510 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:08,749 What's your plan? 511 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,212 I got an idea. 512 00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,798 One that "termite" work. 513 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,968 {\an8}Rusty Twang declared missing. 514 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,637 {\an8}Is he dead? Maybe. 515 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,306 Can be yours for $19.95. 516 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,058 - [rustling] - [♪ jingle playing] 517 00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:27,560 What's that? 518 00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:32,606 This is clearly an attempt to escape. 519 00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:35,067 Yet I cannot look away. 520 00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:36,235 That's it. 521 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:37,820 [all] Ooh. 522 00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:40,156 Wait for it. 523 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,824 Just about... 524 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,242 - now! - [Rusty grunts] 525 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:45,035 [all screaming] 526 00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,704 - Oh, my gosh! - Where's Gramma? 527 00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,456 [yells] Quit kicking me! 528 00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:49,999 [screaming] 529 00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:52,710 - Nice catch, Rusty. - Let's hit it! 530 00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:55,796 [yelling] 531 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,798 Good luck at your big show tonight. 532 00:20:57,882 --> 00:20:59,175 Rusty, don't go! 533 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,510 We just wanted Dad to feel appreciated. 534 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:02,928 Please, Mr. Twang! 535 00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:06,056 Look, I don't condone what y'all did at all. 536 00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,975 But you love your dad so much, 537 00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:09,935 you imprisoned a country music star. 538 00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:13,481 If that don't make him feel appreciated, nothing will. 539 00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:16,192 [Gramma] So can we still get tickets or... 540 00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:21,530 [Maria Media] We now bring you live to the alive Rusty Twang. 541 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,783 Thank you, Big City! 542 00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:26,702 - [gasps] I know him! - We all know him. 543 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,954 Today was the worst day of my life. 544 00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:30,873 So, I wrote a song about it. 545 00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:35,002 ♪ Kidnapped by a country family ♪ 546 00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:37,046 ♪ With a weird and wicked plan ♪ 547 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:42,384 ♪ Gramma, two scary kids and a big ol' bellied man... ♪ 548 00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:44,845 I don't believe what I'm hearing. 549 00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:48,265 Rusty Twang is singing about us. 550 00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:51,393 It's a Farmer Appreciation Day miracle! 551 00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:53,187 Come on, family. 552 00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:55,397 ♪ If you're rollin' through Big City ♪ 553 00:21:55,481 --> 00:22:02,488 ♪ Be cautious and be keen Watch out for the Greens ♪ 554 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:07,868 {\an8}♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪ 555 00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:10,955 ♪ Lost a bet and got bit by 100 flies ♪ 556 00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:13,791 ♪ I fell out a big ol' tree ♪ 557 00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:17,419 {\an8}♪ Hit every branch and scraped up both my knees ♪ 558 00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:19,463 ♪ I got chased by dogs ♪ 559 00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:22,758 ♪ Licked by a frog Got a rash on my legs ♪ 560 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,468 ♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪ 561 00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:28,097 ♪ I got splinters in seven of ten ♪ 562 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,766 ♪ And tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪