Original subtitles

I love you, Dave.

Can you love yourself?

I'm gonna try.

[birds chirping]

[pump rumbles]

[indistinct conversations]

[country music plays softly]

[laughs]

Taste good?

-Mm-hmm. -Uh-huh?

Help yourself.

Thanks.

Would you like me to order you some chips?

No. I'm kind of on a diet.

[chuckles]

[laughs softly]

Hey, Ray.

[shutter clicks]

I like you.

I like you.

[laughs softly]

[clears throat]

I think you've got a good heart.

What heart?

There's a heart.

-Is there? -Mm-hmm.

But...

...you are a criminal.

So are you.

Touché.

[shutter clicks]

[Zoe chuckles]

ZOE: Mm, maybe.

So who'd you vote for?

I don't vote anymore.

They fine you, though.

Yeah, but there's ways around that.

How?

Well, they send you that form

and it says, "It appears you have failed to vote."

Which means that they don't actually know

whether or not you've voted. Like, they can't prove

whether or not you voted.

Yeah, they cross your name off a list.

Yeah, but they could have crossed the wrong name off.

Like, they could have made a mistake with it.

Mm.

So they can't actually prove whether or not you've voted.

And...

most people just admit it,

but I say, "Oh, no, I did. I voted."

And they don't fine you.

They can't.

So, why don't you vote?

'Cause, like, what's the point, you know?

Either way, we're fucked.

Like, whatever party you vote for,

they're gonna fuck you over.

So, it's like all you're actually doing,

like, the only choice you really have

is who do you want to get fucked by?

Do you want to get fucked in the ass by these guys over here

or do you want to get fucked in the ass

by those guys over there?

But wouldn't it be easier just to vote

than go through all that bullshit, though?

I just don't like being told what to do.

[chuckles]

Aah!

-[Zoe gasps] -[Ray grunts]

[Ray grunts]

[coughs]

Zo. Zo.

We've had a crash.

How bad's the damage?

Don't know. Zoe's unconscious. So...

you better get back here.

Oh, fuck.

Yep, okay, I'm on my way.

[grunts]

Ah, fuck.

[grunts]

[insects chittering]

[groans softly]

[engine stops]

You okay?

Yeah, mate. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, fine.

Do you need a lift?

Uh... No.

I've got, uh...

I've got the tow truck coming, so... Yeah.

-Yeah? Okay. -Yeah.

-But thanks for stopping, guys. -You sure you don't need a lift?

Yeah, mate, all good. Thank you.

Do you want some water?

No, I got water in the car, mate,

so I'm good, but, yeah, appreciate it.

-Thanks again. -Okay. Yeah, well, we-we

better get this poor bugger off the road.

-Yeah, mate, I can do that. -Yeah. Come on.

You get that end.

[car door rattles]

RAY: Jeez.

Reg!

Grab the first aid kit.

We just had a car crash, okay?

WOMAN: Oh, my God.

All right? You're gonna be all right.

Have you called an ambulance?

Yeah, love, we called an ambulance. It's on the way,

okay? Just don't worry about it.

-Sweet Jesus. -Okay, come on.

-Okay? -What happened?

-WOMAN: I don't think you should -RAY: Okay, pop down.

-put her back in the car. -RAFAEL: Hey, mate.

G'day, mate.

Is everyone all right?

No, not really.

No.

[woman screaming]

[woman continues screaming]

[whimpering]

It's all right, darling. It's all right.

Put Zoe in my car.

All right, love, we got to go. Come on.

[grunts] Get out. Get out.

Let's go.

[gasps, pants]

It's all gonna be all right.

Come on. In there. Yep.

Watch your head there, okay?

Legs in. Feet across. Okay.

-[sobs] -It's all right. It's okay, okay?

We're gonna... we're gonna get you to the hospital, all right?

Come on!

-[sighs] -Okay? I'll see you soon, darling.

-I'll see you soon, okay? -RAFAEL: Let's get out of here.

We're not going anywhere until we clean this fucking mess up.

You get her.

Fuck!

[grunts]

[groans]

[both panting]

RAY: Right, I got to get this thing off the road.

No, fuck that. Let's just go.

We can't leave it here with bodies in it, you fuckwit.

What'd you call me?

If we leave it here, we're gonna have the cops all over us.

I got to get it upstream, right,

I got to get rid of the bodies,

and you got to get Zo to the hospital.

I can't take Zoe to a fucking hospital.

You can, right?

You dump her at Emergency and then you fuck off.

When I'm done here, I'll meet you at the RV point.

-Go! -Fuck!

[engine starts]

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[engine stops]

[insects chirping]

[groans]

[engine rumbles]

[engine stops]

[insects chirping]

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[birds chirping]

[dog barks in distance]

[radio plays softly]

[doorbell chimes]

Need any help, mate?

No, I'm good, thanks, mate. Cheers.

[clears throat]

-Just that one, mate. -Uh, 12 bucks, thanks.

-Here you go. -20.

-How's your day been? -Yeah, good. You?

Yeah, I can't complain.

-Yeah. Thanks, mate. -Cheers.

[doorbell chimes]

[lorikeets squawk in distance]

[dog barks in distance]

[lock clicks]

[engine starts]

[Rafael speaks indistinctly]

Yeah, that's right, but that's not till June, is it?

Yeah, right.

Well, that's why we send them to private school, isn't it?

[laughs]

Yeah. No, I know. I know.

I can... Yep.

Listen, I got to go. I'll see you back in Sydney, yeah?

How's Zo?

[sighs]

Zo didn't make it.

Why not?

I don't know.

I'm not a doctor. [chuckles]

Did you take her to the hospital?

Well, why would I?

She was dead before I got anywhere near one.

So, what'd you do with her?

Does it matter?

Hey, look, mate,

I'm sorry things turned out the way they did, you know.

It was a shitty situation.

Yeah.

'Cause you panicked.

I saved our asses.

-I could have handled it. -[laughs]

Oh, I don't think so, pal.

I don't think so.

You got a car for me?

Take the Merc.

You got keys?

They're in it.

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["Wiyathul" by Geoffrey Gurrumul Yunupingu playing]

[engine stops]

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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

How are ya?How ya going, mate?

Heya, Kenny.

Who are you?

Please...[BOTH LAUGHING]

Who the...are you?

You don't remember Ray?

No!

I guarantee you...

...they'll remember you now!

[LAUGHS]

Making an album has been, like, psychological chaos.

[HIP-HOP INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

It's got to be so smart...

[BEATBOXING]

...so poignant...

[BOTH LAUGHING][WHOOPING]

[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]

[MAN WHOOPING]

...reinventive.

[ALL CHEERING]

I'm gonna be okay, right?

Yeah.Yes.

He'll be fine.Oh, yeah.

♪ Hi, I'm Dave

[SCREAMING]

♪ Hi, I'm Dave

♪ Hi, I'm Dave