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[instrumental music]
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Hey, dad. Ha-ha.
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The greatest thing in the world
happened to me today.
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You got a drink of water
without getting hit in the head
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with a toilet seat?
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No. I met the woman
of my dreams.
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This girl is perfect.
We have everything in common.
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Well, that sounds good.
Where'd you meet her?
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In detention!
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- I am truly proud, son.
- She's incredible.
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She's the only girl I know who
has more demerits than me. Oh!
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[engine revving]
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Oh, that's Gina, now.
Isn't it great? She has a hog.
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Uh, J.T., this lovely,
young biker you've met, uh..
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...does she have a tattoo
of any sort?
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I'm not sure, but I'll let
you know when I find out.
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- Yo, J.T.
- Yo, Gina.
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Gina Mastari, meet my dad.
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Yo, dad.
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Yo, Gina.
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Yo, yo.
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You don't know me,
we go to the same school
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but I'm in the building
without the barbed wire.
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Hey, good one.
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- You're pretty funny.
- Thanks.
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But with a face like that,
I guess you'd have to be. Ow!
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Is this the perfect woman
for me or what?
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[theme song]
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[all screaming]
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♪ The dream got broken
seemed like all was lost ♪
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♪ What would be the future? ♪
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♪ Could you pay the cost? ♪
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♪ You wonder ♪
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♪ Will there ever be ♪
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♪ A second time around? ♪
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♪ Woah-a woah-a
when the tears are over ♪
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♪ And the moment has come ♪
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♪ Say My Lord
I think I found someone ♪
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♪ You know it will be better ♪
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♪ 'Cause you're putting it
together ♪
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♪ For the second time around ♪
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♪ Step by step ♪
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♪ Day by day ♪♪ Day by day ♪
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♪ A fresh start over
a different hand to play ♪
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♪ The deeper we fall
the stronger we stay ♪
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♪ And we'll be better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪
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♪ Step by step day by day ♪
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♪ We'll make it better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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[J.T.]
'Come on, Gina.
Let's go get some burgers.'
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Yeah, I'm starving.
See you, pops.
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Aww.
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What a lovely couple.
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I just hope they end up
in a nice coed penitentiary.
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Hey, kiddo. How's it goin'?
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Not too good.
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This is from my principal.
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[gasps]
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Ooh.
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A pink demerit slip.
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Well, this is certainly
a red-letter day
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for the Lambert clan.
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J.T. gets detention,
Al brings home a demerit slip.
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I guess little Brendan must be
out knockin' over a gas station.
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Al, I don't get it.
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It says here
that you're cuttin' gym.
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Now, gym is your favorite class.
What's goin' on?
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I don't think I can
talk to you about this.
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Why not?
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Well, it's kind of embarrassing.
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Al, I am your father.
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There's absolutely nothing
too embarrassing
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for you and I to talk about.
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Okay.
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I need a bra.
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You, uh, wait right here.
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Carol. Carol.
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[instrumental music]
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Hey, J.T.
Check this out.
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Got those U2 tickets you wanted.
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Front row.
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- Alright.
- Yeah.
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With any luck,
you and Gina can get
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sprayed with some
of Bono's sweat.
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Cody, this is great.
How'd you get these?
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Well, I know this dude named
Kyle and he just happens
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to be one of U2's top roadies.
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Oh, so you got them
from him?
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No way. Tcha!
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Kyle's a skeeze.
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No, what I did was
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I found out where U2
were secretly rehearsing
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and then I disguised myself
as a brain-dead rock n' roller.
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Man, that took
some killer acting.
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Buddy. Well, then,
I just strode right up to Bono
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and I asked him
for the tickets.
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You got these tickets
from Bono himself?
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[chuckles]
Almost.
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These two big, thick-necked
muscle dudes
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grabbed me right and they
tossed me out in the street.
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So how did you get them?
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Get what?
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- The tickets!
- Oh. Tcha.
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Dude, well, when I came to
in the emergency room, right?
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One of the orderlies
was selling them. Tcha.
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Talk about bein' at the right
place at the right time.
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[engine revving]
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Uh, sounds like
the little woman.
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- Yo, J.T.
- Yo, Gina.
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Double "Love Jones."
Gotta love that.
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Yo, Gina, meet my cousin Cody.
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- Yo, Cody.
- Yo, yo, Gina.
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- Whoa. Nice bike.
- Thanks.
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I stretched the frame,
raked the front end
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and had the motor
bored and stroked.
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Wow. You remind me of my mom.
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Mind if I have a look?
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- Go for it.
- Dude!
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Gina, check it out.
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Cody scored us the U2 tickets
we wanted for Friday.
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Oh, I can't go.
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- Why not?
- I'm flunking Geometry.
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Unless I pass my next test
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my parents won't let me out
of the house this weekend.
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Man, can't you get somebody
to help you study?
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Who?
You're the smartest guy I know.
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Man, you are in trouble.
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Good afternoon.
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Oh, is anyone as excited
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about Copernicus' birthday
as I am?
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Gina, your troubles are over.
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[instrumental music]
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Prettier than me.
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Not prettier than me.
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Prettier than me.
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Not prettier than me.
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Same.
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Same.
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Same.
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- Karen, have you seen Al?
- No. Why?
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Oh, I just wanted
to talk to her about
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a little something in private.
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You mean the bra thing?
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- How'd you know about that?
- Mother, please.
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The walls
are paper thin in this house.
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There are no secrets.
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By the way, how come some nights
you call Frank, Captain Kirk?
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He's a-a big "Star Trek" fan.
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You guys are so weird.
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- Hey, Carol.
- Hi, Al.
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Oh, uh, Al.
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Uh, listen,
I was talking to your dad
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and I understand that you're
blossoming into a young woman
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and I thought maybe you
and I could have a little talk.
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What's to talk about?
I'm getting hooters.
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I need a bra. Case closed.
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Well, I'm-I'm certainly glad
you got over
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your embarrassment
on that subject.
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I'm only embarrassed to talk
about this stuff with my dad.
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Well, I'm here anytime
you need me.
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Yeah, I know.
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But you and I don't usually
talk about this kinda stuff.
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You mean, mother-daughter
kinda stuff?
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Yeah, I guess.
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Well, hey, let's change that,
okay?
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This Saturday,
we'll go to the mall.
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We'll have lunch, we'll go to
Peterson's department store.
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I'll buy you a bra.
Maybe even a couple dresses.
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Hey, whoa, whoa,
wait a minute.
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I'll let you buy me a bra,
but if you try dressing me
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like Tinker Bell up there
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you can kiss this
mother-daughter stuff goodbye.
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[instrumental music]
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Well, there they are.
Beauty and the Geek.
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- How's the studying going?
- Fine. Gina's doing great.
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J.T., that soda looks
really good, can I have one?
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Oh, sure, there's plenty more
in the fridge. Go get one.
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Oh, Gina. You shouldn't
have to get that soda.
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You're a lady. Allow me.
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Yeah, that's right.
I am a lady.
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Why didn't you think of that?
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Here you go, Gina.
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Would you like a glass
and perhaps some ice?
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Yeah, sure.
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Ice-ice, that'd be good.
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He thought of ice.
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It's not like he invented it.
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Here you go, Gina.
I hope this is to your liking.
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Hey, bean head,
drop the Prince Charming act
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and get down to tutoring.
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If she doesn't learn
this stuff by Friday
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I'll never be able
to go to the concert.
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You know, J.T., I find
your attitude rather selfish.
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Gina's working very hard
to learn this.
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And all you seem to care about
is some stupid concert.
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Just a personal opinion.
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Mind your own business, Mark.
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Why should he?
He's right about your attitude.
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I wish you were
as nice to me as he is.
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You want me to treat you
like wuss boy here?
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It'd be a lot better
than the way you treat me now.
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As a matter of fact
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until you start treating me
like Mark does
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I don't wanna see you again.
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You gotta be kidding me.
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Mark, I'll call you
to set up another study time.
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Thanks for everything.
You're really sweet.
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[gasps]
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[sighs]
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I'm never gonna see puberty,
am I?
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[instrumental music]
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You're dead meat,
you little creep.
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You got Gina all mad at me.
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[grunting]
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Hi, guys.
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J.T., please let me go.
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You're forcing my bow tie
down my trachea.
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- Hi, guys.
- Huh!
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Frank, do something.
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Oh, honey,
they're just goofin' around.
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No, they're not.
Knock it off.
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Come on, guys, uh, tell Carol
you were just goofin' around.
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Actually, you were witnessing
a homicide.
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Mark stole my girlfriend.
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You gotta be kidding.
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Well, I'm afraid
it's true, Frank.
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I mean, what can I say?
Chicks dig me.
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- You're dead.
- Hey, hey, hey.
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Frank, you know,
I don't wanna tell you
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how to discipline your children,
but you need to make it clear
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to your son that physical
violence is not okay.
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- Come on, Carol--
- Just do it!
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Come on, Mark.
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Okay, pal.
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Now, you wanna tell me
what was goin' on?
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Simple. Mark acts like such
a little kiss-up around Gina
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that now she wants me
to treat her that way.
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You know, as strange
as this may seem to you, J.T.
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being a gentleman like Mark
is something women like.
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You're kidding.
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Now look, son.
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The way I see it,
you have two choices here.
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Choice number one,
stay the way you are.
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Act naturally, jus..
Be yourself.
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Choice number two,
have a girlfriend.
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Oh, man!
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[instrumental music]
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- Hi, Mark.
- Don't touch me.
251
00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:41,342
I've got a lawyer
and I'm not afraid to use him.
252
00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:46,129
Relax, Mark.
I just came to apologize.
253
00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:47,391
This is a trick, isn't it?
254
00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:48,915
I extend my hand in peace
255
00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:49,959
then you rip off my arm
256
00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:51,743
and club me with it, right?
257
00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:56,226
No, I acted like a jerk today
and I'm really sorry.
258
00:13:57,227 --> 00:13:59,360
Oh, okay.
259
00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:01,144
Apology accepted.
260
00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:04,408
And I need a favor.
261
00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:06,584
I need you to teach me
to be a gentleman.
262
00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:08,804
You know,
how to treat a lady.
263
00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:13,635
Wait a minute, you're comin'
to me for advice on women?
264
00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:17,291
Well, it looks like
the proverbial worm has turned.
265
00:14:17,378 --> 00:14:19,467
One more word
and the arm comes off.
266
00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:23,863
Understood. Understood.
267
00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:28,476
Okay, now, if I'm gonna teach
you how to act with a woman
268
00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:30,086
we're gonna need
someone to practice on.
269
00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:31,914
What about Dana or Karen?
270
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,612
The hurl sisters?
271
00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:37,659
No, thank you.
272
00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:39,574
Well, then who we gonna get?
273
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,665
Hey, dudes, what's up?
274
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,410
Cody, would you do me a favor?
275
00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:51,934
Tch. You know me,
anything for a bud.
276
00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:53,588
[chuckles]
277
00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:55,155
Would you be my woman?
278
00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:02,423
Dude.
279
00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:09,517
No, Cody, we just need you
to pretend to be a woman
280
00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:12,563
so that J.T. can learn
the proper way to treat a lady.
281
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:14,652
Phew! What a relief.
282
00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:15,958
- Oh, man.
- Okay.
283
00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:17,133
Alright now, let's begin.
284
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:18,918
Cody you'll be J.T.'s date.
285
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,832
J.T., you pick up your date
at the door.
286
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,574
What do you say?
287
00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:25,837
Wow, you're pretty ugly
for a chic.
288
00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:32,627
Listen, sweetheart, you ain't
no California sunset either.
289
00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:35,282
Okay, forget picking her up
at the door.
290
00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:37,762
Let's say you're already
at the restaurant.
291
00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:40,983
Now, a gentleman always escorts
a lady to the table.
292
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:44,117
J.T., you take your date's arm
and escort her to the table.
293
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:46,162
Oh.
294
00:15:52,473 --> 00:15:55,650
- Madam.
- Tcha, whatever, dude.
295
00:15:57,608 --> 00:15:58,914
Man.
296
00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:03,963
[clicking tongue]
297
00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:07,488
What?
298
00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:10,099
You're supposed
to seat your date first.
299
00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:13,450
Well, at least somebody around
here knows how to treat a lady.
300
00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:18,499
You better straighten up, mister
301
00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:19,979
or you'd be in
for some major hush
302
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:22,503
when we get back in the car.
303
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:25,462
[instrumental music]
304
00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:39,737
[inhales]
305
00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:40,782
[exhales]
306
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,181
Hi, Gina.
307
00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:50,835
Oh, you.
308
00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:52,968
What's with the suit?
309
00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:55,579
You got a court date?
310
00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:57,973
No, I've just been thinking
about what you said
311
00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:01,063
and I realize
if I want you to be my girl
312
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:03,022
I have to start
acting differently.
313
00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:09,724
Thanks. They're nice.
314
00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:14,120
That's the new me, nice.
315
00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:16,252
Would you, uh, care
to join me at a table?
316
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,430
Uh, sure.
317
00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:38,144
May I say the sparkle
in your eyes
318
00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:40,102
puts the stars to shame.
319
00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:45,455
J.T., you're giving me
the creeps. Knock it off.
320
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:48,197
I'm just acting
like a gentleman, like Mark.
321
00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:50,852
I thought
that's what you wanted.
322
00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:54,508
Well, I thought
that's what I wanted too.
323
00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:57,119
See, I didn't like it when
you were acting like a caveman.
324
00:17:57,206 --> 00:17:59,034
And now you are acting
like a complete phony
325
00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:01,036
and that's even worse.
326
00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:05,214
Man, I'm totally confused.
327
00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:08,435
Look, I don't want you
to act like Mark.
328
00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:10,872
I just want you to treat me
a little nicer.
329
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:13,483
I mean I know I come off tough
330
00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:15,877
but I'd still like
to be treated like a lady.
331
00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:19,141
So I know you care.
332
00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:20,925
I do care about you.
333
00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:23,189
So then open a door for me
334
00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:26,192
Help me with my coat,
buy me a hamburger.
335
00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:28,542
At least pay for your own
once in a while.
336
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:31,371
Alright, you got it.
337
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:33,503
I'm gonna start
treating you differently.
338
00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:35,375
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
339
00:18:35,462 --> 00:18:37,333
Now can I at least
take off this tie?
340
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:39,640
Not yet.
341
00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:55,046
- Well, Al, here we are.
- Thanks, Carol.
342
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,266
You know, I really appreciate
you doing this with me.
343
00:18:57,353 --> 00:18:59,050
I'd feel weird
being here with dad.
344
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,618
No problem,
I'm having a good time.
345
00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:03,577
Hello. May I help you?
346
00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:05,535
Yes, we're here
for our first bra.
347
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:08,582
Not a moment too soon.
348
00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:12,151
Oh, no, not for me.
349
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:15,110
I'm just here for support.
350
00:19:16,807 --> 00:19:19,723
No, no. Not that, not that
kind of support.
351
00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,595
- Moral support, for her.
- Oh.
352
00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:23,074
[laughs]
353
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,381
Of course.
354
00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:28,819
Well, we have, uh,
two basic styles over here
355
00:19:28,906 --> 00:19:32,040
and one is fairly simple.
356
00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:35,130
And the other is just
a little bit fancier.
357
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:37,263
Well, um,
it's mostly for hockey practice
358
00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:38,786
so I'll go with simple.
359
00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:41,005
Oh. Well, okay then.
360
00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:43,182
Why don't we
just go try this one on?
361
00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:51,146
Oh, hi, Carol.
362
00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:53,714
Frank, what are you
doing here?
363
00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:55,759
Well, honey, I
was sittin' at home thinking
364
00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:57,979
about you two
coming down here and..
365
00:19:58,066 --> 00:19:59,198
Well, I felt it was
just silly for me
366
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:00,938
to be embarrassed
by all this.
367
00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:02,462
I mean getting your first bra
368
00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:04,464
is an important moment
in a girl's life
369
00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:07,118
and I've always been there
for Al's important moments.
370
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,816
Her first step, uh..
371
00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:10,339
First day at school.
372
00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:11,949
First time she rode a bike.
373
00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:13,516
I mean, why should this
be any different?
374
00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:15,518
Well, 'cause this
could be embarrassing.
375
00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:17,825
Oh, no, Carol, honey,
I am all over that.
376
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:22,960
Well, I think the young lady
has made her decision.
377
00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:24,745
Hi, pal.
Surprised to see me?
378
00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:26,964
Dad, what're you doing here?
379
00:20:27,051 --> 00:20:29,097
Well, I-I wanted to be here
for your big moment.
380
00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:30,446
Oh, is that it?
381
00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:31,926
- Honey, that's a beauty.
- Stop it.
382
00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:33,493
Oh.
383
00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:35,582
Oh, that is great,
you know what..
384
00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:38,019
Oh, that's a..
385
00:20:38,106 --> 00:20:39,194
You and I should
walk around and see
386
00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:40,761
if there's any more you like.
387
00:20:40,848 --> 00:20:42,328
A girl can't have too many
of these hummers, you know.
388
00:20:42,415 --> 00:20:43,329
Dad!
389
00:20:45,853 --> 00:20:48,116
- Dad.
- Huh?
390
00:20:48,203 --> 00:20:50,640
Can I talk to you privately
for a moment?
391
00:20:50,727 --> 00:20:52,555
Well, sure, honey.
Uh, hey..
392
00:20:52,642 --> 00:20:55,123
Excuse us, Carol,
little father-daughter moment.
393
00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,607
So what's up?
394
00:21:00,694 --> 00:21:03,262
Dad, you know
I really love you.
395
00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:04,654
Yeah, and I love you too.
396
00:21:04,741 --> 00:21:06,526
I mean that's why I'm here.
397
00:21:06,613 --> 00:21:09,529
I know.
You've always been there for me.
398
00:21:09,616 --> 00:21:10,921
You're a great dad.
399
00:21:11,008 --> 00:21:13,402
In fact, before Carol came along
400
00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:14,838
you were a great mom too.
401
00:21:14,925 --> 00:21:16,579
Oh, well, thanks.
402
00:21:18,189 --> 00:21:19,930
But I think we're getting
to the point
403
00:21:20,017 --> 00:21:22,324
where there are some things
404
00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:24,283
I'm better off doing
with Carol.
405
00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:27,677
Oh.
406
00:21:27,764 --> 00:21:32,116
Do you mean things like
gettin' a bra and stuff?
407
00:21:32,203 --> 00:21:34,771
- Yeah.
- Yeah, well, I-I understand.
408
00:21:34,858 --> 00:21:36,947
That you'd rather
do this with Carol.
409
00:21:38,209 --> 00:21:40,081
Listen, why don't I go away.
410
00:21:40,168 --> 00:21:42,431
You-you don't need me here.
411
00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:44,651
Wait, dad.
412
00:21:44,738 --> 00:21:46,566
Well, there is something
you can help me with.
413
00:21:46,653 --> 00:21:48,089
Really? What?
414
00:21:48,176 --> 00:21:50,004
Well, I need
a new catcher's mitt.
415
00:21:50,091 --> 00:21:51,788
Carol knows a lot about
underwear, but she doesn't know
416
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:54,443
squat about sporting goods.
417
00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:56,576
Yeah, a catcher's mitt.
You got it.
418
00:21:56,663 --> 00:21:58,534
Hey, I even know your size.
419
00:22:01,145 --> 00:22:04,061
- How 'bout a hug?
- Dad, not here.
420
00:22:05,846 --> 00:22:07,195
Yeah, yeah.
421
00:22:07,282 --> 00:22:09,632
Yeah, I-I-I'll be down
at sporting goods.
422
00:22:12,940 --> 00:22:15,986
[whistles]
You'd look pretty good in this,
Lieutenant O'Hara.
423
00:22:17,031 --> 00:22:19,903
[instrumental music]
424
00:22:25,213 --> 00:22:26,127
Do you really think
you could teach me
425
00:22:26,214 --> 00:22:28,695
how to be a...cool dude?
426
00:22:28,782 --> 00:22:30,740
Tcha. Yeah, dude, okay.
427
00:22:30,827 --> 00:22:33,308
Now, Mark, lesson number one
428
00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:35,876
can crushing.
429
00:22:35,963 --> 00:22:38,400
Yeah, now,
all the tough chicks love this
430
00:22:38,487 --> 00:22:40,620
so pay close attention.
431
00:22:40,707 --> 00:22:42,012
Okay, Codeman, you first.
432
00:22:42,099 --> 00:22:43,100
[clearing
throat]
433
00:22:43,187 --> 00:22:45,059
Yeah,
hey, huh?
434
00:22:48,541 --> 00:22:49,846
[Cody laughing]
435
00:22:51,239 --> 00:22:52,371
[grunts]
436
00:22:55,765 --> 00:22:56,679
[clanking]
437
00:23:04,078 --> 00:23:05,079
Dude.
438
00:23:05,166 --> 00:23:08,038
[instrumental music]
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