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[instrumental music]
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Well, I guess that's about it.
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Gee, I can't tell you
how excited I am
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about going to this
beauty convention.
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Now, look, while I'm gone
if you have any problems
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or you have any questions,
I want you to go to Frank, okay?
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He's in charge.
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You've gotta be kidding.
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No, look, he's your stepfather
and I expect you to obey him
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the same way you would obey me.
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Maybe even better. I mean, you
could actually do what he says.
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Mom, as you know,
I'm usually verycooperative
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but if Frank asks me to engage
in any roughhousing
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or horseplay, I may need
to contact my attorney.
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Mother, seriously, leaving Frank
in charge of this house
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is like leaving a chimpanzee
in charge of the zoo.
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Well, Dana, I hope when you ask
this chimp for money
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and get peanuts,
that you'll understand.
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[mimicking chimpanzee]
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[theme song]
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[screaming]
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♪ The dream got broken ♪
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♪ Seemed like all was lost ♪
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♪ What would be the future? ♪
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♪ Could you pay the cost? ♪
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♪ You wonder ♪
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♪ Will there ever be ♪
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♪ A second time around? ♪
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♪ Woah-a woah-a ♪
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♪ When the tears are over ♪
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♪ And the moment has come ♪
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♪ Say My Lord
I think I found someone ♪
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♪ You know it will be better ♪
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♪ 'Cause you're
putting it together ♪
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♪ For the second time around ♪
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♪ Step by step ♪
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♪ Day by day ♪♪ Day by day ♪
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♪ A fresh start over ♪
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♪ A different hand to play ♪
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♪ The deeper we fall ♪
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♪ The stronger we stay ♪
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♪ It will be better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪
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♪ Step by step ♪
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♪ Day by day ♪
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♪ We'll make it better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪♪
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[theme music]
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[instrumental music]
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[sniffs]
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- Hi, Frank.
- Oh, hi, Dana.
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Mm. Hmm, smells yummy.
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Look, um, I'd like to apologize
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for that little chimpanzee crack
I made this morning.
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Hey, forget it,
so busy eatin' bananas
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and swingin'
from that tire in the yard
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I forgot all about it.
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[chuckling]
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Oo-o-oh, Frank!
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You're so witty.
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I mean,
between that and your charm
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really, I'm so blessed
to have you as a stepfather.
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Yes, you are.
Now, what do you want?
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Okay, I was studying at the
Langley College Library today
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and I met this terrific guy,
and he asked me out.
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Can I go?
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Well, I don't know, Dana,
I'd like to know
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a little more about him.
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Okay, he's a little older.
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A little older than you
or a little older than me?
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Older than you? That's sick!
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He's 19.
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Nineteen, that's not too bad.
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As long as you're home
by your usual midnight curfew
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you can go.
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Really? I can go?
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Oh, yeah!
You're pretty level-headed.
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I think I can trust ya.
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[retches]
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Thanks, Frank. I mean,
this guy is really great!
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You might even know him.
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He does construction work
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part-time to pay for college.
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His name is Mike Walters.
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Mike Walters?
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Yeah.
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Listen, Dana
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I hate to be the one
to tell you this
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but Mike's nickname
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is "Mike the Mover,"
and they don't call him that
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because he used
to work for Beacons.
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I don't want you
to go out with him.
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But you just said that I could.
It was an official yes.
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Well, yeah, but that was before
I knew you had a date with a guy
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who's got more bedtime stories
than Dr. Seuss.
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This is totally unfair!
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You just said
that you trusted me
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but obviously, you don't.
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- Yes, I do.
- No, you don't!
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Because if you did trust me,
you'd let me go.
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But the fact
that you won't let me go
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means that you really
don't trust me.
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Ergo..
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...when you said you trusted me,
you were lying.
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[scoffs]
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Is that the kind of stepfather
you wanna be, Frank?
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A liar?
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No.
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I-I said I trusted you
and, and I meant it.
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You can go.
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- Thank you.
- Hm.
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No further questions.
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Boy, she's good!
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[instrumental music]
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[J.T.]
Dad, can I borrow
your truck tonight?
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Me and the guys wanna go
bowling, it's ladies' night.
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Sure, as long as you wash
and wax it for me tomorrow.
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Aw, man, waxing that thing
will take all day!
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Okay, walk to the bowling alley,
see what I care.
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Oh, I get it!
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Carol's out of town
for the night
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so you're a little cranky.
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Okay, I'll wax your truck.
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Here's the keys, now,
tomorrow you go to Auto World.
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Take this $15 and buy a can
of Royal Carnauba wax.
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It's the only thing
I ever use on my truck.
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Fifteen bucks
for a stupid can of wax?
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Money is no object
when it comes to
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taking care of somethin' I love.
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Well, in that case, can I have
200 bucks for a leather jacket?
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[sighs]
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When you become as reliable
as my truck, we'll talk.
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- Dude! Ha-ha!
- Dude! Ha-ha!
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Hey, Uncle Frank,
have you seen Dana?
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You know, I want to take her out
for some ice cream tonight
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or maybe go digging
for night crawlers.
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[chuckles]
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"Diggin' for night crawlers."
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Yeah, that'd be
my first choice, too.
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[laughs]
But you know women..
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Tcha.
Anyway, have you seen her?
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Listen, Cody, I-I'm sorry
to be the one to tell you this
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but Dana is out on a date.
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Whoa!
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Major bummer. Tcha.
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You know, Uncle Frank
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after a year and a half
of total rejection
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I'm beginnin' to think Dana
isn't just playing hard to get.
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So who's the lucky guy?
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Who gets to go out
with Dana tonight?
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- Mike Walters.
- No way!
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Tcha! Mike the Mover?
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Color me disenchanted.
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Tell me about it, listen,
Carol's gone for one whole day
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and I let her daughter go out
with a guy
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who's got his own parking place
at Make-Out Point.
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Make-Out Point?
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Is that that place
overlookin' the lake?
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Tcha, they don't call that
Make-Out Point anymore.
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They don't? Ha-ha!
What a relief!
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Yeah, now they call it
Suck Face Hill.
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Aw, geez!
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Wow! What a night!
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Two boys actually fought
over me at the movies.
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[chuckles]
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Uh, this is
the most exciting thing
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that has happened around here
in weeks!
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Well, except for Dana
going to Suck Face Hill
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with that stud muffin.
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Goodnight.
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- We gotta get up there!
- Oh!
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No problem, Uncle Frank.
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We can be there in ten minutes
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if we stay off the main roads
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and cut through
Garvy's Poultry Farm.
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Okay! Fine, fine!
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Five, if we don't
get any chicken
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sucked into the radiator.
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Alright!
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[instrumental music]
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[owl hooting]
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It's really beautiful up here.
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Yeah, it sure is.
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This is what I call
a perfect night.
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Just you and me, all alone.
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Except some moonlight
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and the rustling of the trees.
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Whoa! There they are!
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I can't believe Dana's
with that guy. Tcha.
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Cody, Cody,
turn out the lights.
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Why?
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Because bushes with headlights
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might seem a bit suspicious.
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Well, Uncle Frank, you really
got the spy stuff down, huh?
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You know, I-I can't see a thing
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with all these branches
on the windshield.
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[Cody]
Oh! I can tell you
what's happenin'.
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They're suckin' face.
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Hence the name,
Suck Face Hill.
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Imagine my heartbreak.
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Listen, Cody, I wanna know
what elseis going on in there.
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Okay.
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Well, you can climb
that tree over there.
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You could see really good
from that limb.
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Aw, man, that's crazy.
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- There's gotta be another way.
- Yeah.
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Okay, plan B.
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You could dress up
in a beaver suit.
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And then you could haul over
a bunch of branches
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and twigs and, leaves and stuff
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and pretend to be building
a dam over by Mike's car.
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[laughs]
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I think I'll go with plan A.
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- Yeah, plan A.
- Yeah, get out.
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- Get out!
- Yeah.
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- Are you cold?
- A little.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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[owl hooting]
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Okay. Now, I want you
to hoist me up there.
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- On three. Okay?
- Okay.
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One, two, three!
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Oh!
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[groaning]
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[grunting]
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You know this'd be a lot easier
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if I had some gloves.
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Oh! No problem, Uncle Frank.
I got some in my van.
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Cody! Cody!
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[grunting]
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You know something?
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You are a nice guy.
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Oh, hey, look, all those
Mike the Mover stories are bull.
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I mean, I mean, you know
how construction guys are.
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They talk.
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I guess I could have
set them straight, but I figured
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let the guys
believe what they want.
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- 'So none of it's true?'
- 'No!'
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Well, except the one
about me and Madonna.
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But I'm sure
you've seen the video.
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[Mike]
You know what?
You're a great kisser.
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Thanks. Mm, so are you.
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[creaking]
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Frank!
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Mike! I'm really glad
I ran into you.
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You available to do
a little dry wallin' tomorrow?
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[instrumental music]
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[laughing]
Oh, yeah, Carol
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everything here
is going just great.
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Yeah.
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Uh-huh.
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You die now!
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Uh, look, Carol, I think
Dana wants to talk to me.
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So I gotta go.
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Bye-bye.
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How dare you
embarrass me like that?
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I'm sorry, now, I shouldn't
have been up there spying
257
00:12:50,944 --> 00:12:52,249
but, Dana,
I was worried about you.
258
00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:53,903
You said you trusted me!
259
00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:55,644
Well, yes,
but when your mother comes home
260
00:12:55,731 --> 00:12:56,906
and asks what went on
this weekend
261
00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:58,081
I didn't wanna have to tell her
262
00:12:58,168 --> 00:13:00,170
"Well, nothin' much,
Al lost a game.
263
00:13:00,257 --> 00:13:02,782
Brendan lost a tooth,
Dana became a woman."
264
00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:06,437
Frank, we were just kissing.
265
00:13:06,524 --> 00:13:08,657
It wasn't gonna go
any further than that.
266
00:13:08,744 --> 00:13:10,528
Well, how can you
be so sure?
267
00:13:10,615 --> 00:13:13,880
Now, Dana, guys like Mike are
only interested in one thing.
268
00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:22,671
Mike is a decent guy!
269
00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:26,066
- He's just misunderstood!
- And you bought that?
270
00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:30,200
God, geez! Did he also tell you,
"I only have a week to live?"
271
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:34,988
Look, this conversation is over.
272
00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:38,556
From now on, do me a favor
and stay out of my life!
273
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:45,172
I should've gone
with the beaver suit.
274
00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:49,524
[instrumental music]
275
00:13:57,445 --> 00:14:01,188
Mark! You are such a dink!
276
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:03,755
If you wanna catch the ball,
you gotta stop flinching!
277
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,106
Hey, I flinch.
It's hereditary.
278
00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:08,804
I come from a long line
of flinchers.
279
00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:12,329
Hey, guys,
playin' another fun game
280
00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:13,940
of Hit-Mark-In-The-Head-
With-The-Ball?
281
00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:18,683
J.T., I don't appreciate
your condescending tone!
282
00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:23,210
And if the yard wasn't spinning,
I'd do something about it.
283
00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:24,907
I'm sorry, little man,
it's just that I'm feeling
284
00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:26,604
even smarter than usual.
285
00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:29,999
Dad gave me 15 bucks
to buy some bogus car wax.
286
00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:32,741
I found this stuff for 89 cents
287
00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:34,961
which leaves me
with a $14 profit.
288
00:14:35,048 --> 00:14:37,137
Wait a minute, let me see that.
289
00:14:37,224 --> 00:14:38,834
- "Zap Wax."
- Hah!
290
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:42,490
"Makes your car sparkle
in only 30 minutes."
291
00:14:42,577 --> 00:14:45,667
Hey, J.T., if you give me
50 cents, I'll help you.
292
00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:47,712
Ha! I'll do better than that.
293
00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:49,714
I'll give you a dollar
294
00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:51,891
and you could do
the whole thing yourself.
295
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:54,371
Wow, a dollar?
296
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:56,069
I'm rich!
297
00:14:57,766 --> 00:14:59,463
This is perfect,
I'm making money
298
00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:01,074
for doing absolutely nothing.
299
00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:02,597
Is this a great country or what?
300
00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:03,990
Oh!
301
00:15:04,077 --> 00:15:05,948
[instrumental music]
302
00:15:08,211 --> 00:15:09,256
[J.T.]
'Whoa! A body slam!'
303
00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:10,779
Oh, yeah! Another body slam!
304
00:15:10,866 --> 00:15:13,913
Oh, man,
the Milwaukee Mauler is awesome!
305
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,264
I just can't believe
Dana was in that guy's car!
306
00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:20,049
[exhales]
307
00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:24,053
Alright, Codeman,
let's talk about it.
308
00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:25,141
[sighs]
309
00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:28,928
When I saw Dana in Mike's car
310
00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,886
with her arms around him
311
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:33,845
her lips pressed
firmly against his..
312
00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:38,024
...it was just another sign
that our relationship
313
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:39,851
is in deep trouble.
314
00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:43,246
[sighs]
315
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:44,900
Codeman..
316
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:46,989
...I don't wanna hurt
your feelings
317
00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:49,165
so I'm gonna break this
to you gently.
318
00:15:49,252 --> 00:15:53,387
You and Dana
have no relationship!
319
00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:56,477
She doesn't like you!
She'll neverlike you!
320
00:15:56,564 --> 00:15:58,479
Never, ever!
321
00:15:58,566 --> 00:15:59,915
She'd rather play ping-pong
322
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:02,352
with one of her eyeballs
than go out with you.
323
00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:07,531
So, dude, what are you saying?
324
00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:15,452
I'm saying, let her go.
It's time to move on!
325
00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:18,629
Whoa!
326
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,938
Watershed moment.
327
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,030
Codeman, there's a world
of babes out there
328
00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:30,380
and you don't even know
what you're missing!
329
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:32,339
- You really think so?
- Absolutely.
330
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:33,731
Tcha.
331
00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:35,995
You may be right, cuz.
332
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:39,128
Maybe it is time I checked out
the ol' babe buffet, huh?
333
00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:43,219
I mean,
not the buffet with old babes.
334
00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:45,178
I'm not going
to Miami or anything.
335
00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:46,396
[laughs]
Really..
336
00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:50,748
I'm done washing
daddy's truck, J.T.
337
00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:52,098
Can I have my dollar?
338
00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:53,273
Sure, but first, I wanna see
339
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,144
what kinda job you did.
340
00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:56,754
Well, in that case
341
00:16:56,841 --> 00:16:58,843
just give me 79 cents.
342
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:02,195
Why? Is there something wrong?
343
00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:04,458
Tell you what,
keep the money. Bye!
344
00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:06,460
Whoa!
345
00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:08,201
Don't be shy, cuz.
346
00:17:08,288 --> 00:17:09,941
You should be proud
of your work.
347
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,987
I don't think so.
348
00:17:21,562 --> 00:17:23,303
[Cody]
Whoa!
349
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:26,741
Now we know
why they call it Zap Wax. Tcha.
350
00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:29,439
Looks like it got zapped
by a bolt of lightning!
351
00:17:30,788 --> 00:17:32,051
[whimpers]
352
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,144
Ah, Brendan, what did you do?
353
00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:41,843
It's not my fault!
It's that stupid wax you bought.
354
00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:43,758
Yeah, but if you saw
it was ruining the paint
355
00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:45,107
why didn't you stop?
356
00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:46,804
I don't know, I kept thinking
357
00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:49,546
it might get better!
358
00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:51,722
Man, you are really stupid.
359
00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:53,768
Maybe, but I'm only seven!
360
00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:55,596
What's your excuse?
361
00:17:57,859 --> 00:17:59,774
[Frank]
'Hey, where is everybody?
You guys back here?'
362
00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:02,255
Tcha..
363
00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:04,039
[whistling]
364
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:05,432
[gasps]
365
00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:08,565
Wha..
366
00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:12,395
Alright.
367
00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:15,703
I wanna know exactly
what happened here.
368
00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:17,313
Okay, I-I bought cheap wax
369
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,533
and I paid Brendan a buck
to do the job!
370
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:21,622
- I'm sorry, dad!
- You're sorry?
371
00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:22,797
You just think you're sorry.
372
00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:24,015
Wait till you have to cough up
373
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,540
500 bucks
to repaint my truck!
374
00:18:26,627 --> 00:18:28,411
Five hundred bucks,
how am I gonna come up
375
00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:30,196
with five hundred bucks?
376
00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:32,981
Does the word organ donor
mean anything to you?
377
00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:38,378
Uh, dad, isn't that two words?
378
00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:42,077
I'll give you two words.
Get in the truck!
379
00:18:44,819 --> 00:18:46,603
Isn't that three words?
380
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,823
[instrumental music]
381
00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:50,433
[doorbell ringing]
382
00:18:54,307 --> 00:18:55,525
- 'Hi.'
- Hi.
383
00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:56,874
I just thought I'd stop by
and see
384
00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:58,441
how you were doin'
after last night.
385
00:18:58,528 --> 00:18:59,921
Oh, I'm fine.
386
00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:01,618
- Uh, come on in.
- Are you sure?
387
00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:03,925
I mean, Frank's not gonna spring
out of a chandelier, is he?
388
00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:05,622
[chuckling]
389
00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:08,756
No, he and my other
step-idiots aren't here.
390
00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:10,888
Um, can I get you
anything to drink?
391
00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:12,586
Uh, iced tea? Soda..
392
00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:21,116
Mineral water?
Root beer..
393
00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:22,596
No, I'm not thirsty.
394
00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:24,293
[chuckles]
Neither am I.
395
00:19:33,911 --> 00:19:35,435
Oh, boy,
this sure is a lot nicer
396
00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:38,046
without my stepfather
falling into the backseat.
397
00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:43,094
Well, you know what
would make this even better?
398
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,401
If we, uh, went up to your room.
399
00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:50,754
We don't have to do that, I mean
we're doing fine right here.
400
00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:54,062
Yeah, well, what if we wanna do
more than just kiss?
401
00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:55,542
Like what?
402
00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:57,544
Like what we were
gonna do last night
403
00:19:57,631 --> 00:19:59,154
if Frank hadn't dropped in.
404
00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:03,245
All I was planning on
was just kissing.
405
00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:05,900
Well, maybe you need
to change your plans.
406
00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:11,688
- Cut it out.
- Come on, what's the problem?
407
00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:15,257
I don't wanna go upstairs, okay?
408
00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:17,651
Oh, I understand,
you're a little nervous.
409
00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:21,132
But, uh, don't worry,
I'm a very nice guy.
410
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,134
I said, cut it out.
411
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,528
Come on, you know you want to.
412
00:20:25,615 --> 00:20:27,226
- I think you better leave.
- Why?
413
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:28,923
Because I don't like
what's happening here.
414
00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:31,447
Oh, come on, Dana,
knock off the little-girl act.
415
00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:33,971
You wanna see a big girl?
How's this? Get out!
416
00:20:34,058 --> 00:20:35,016
- Now.
- You serious?
417
00:20:35,103 --> 00:20:36,147
Yeah, real serious.
418
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,323
Get out of my house!
419
00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:41,327
[scoffs]
420
00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:44,286
Well, this is the last time
I'll date a high-school girl.
421
00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:46,462
- Just get out.
- Is there a problem here?
422
00:20:47,942 --> 00:20:49,509
Not anymore.
423
00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:56,385
Are you okay?
424
00:20:56,472 --> 00:20:58,431
I'm fine.
425
00:20:58,518 --> 00:20:59,954
It's just that Mike
turned out to be
426
00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:02,348
exactly the kind of guy
you said he was.
427
00:21:02,435 --> 00:21:04,437
A jerk.
He was only after one thing.
428
00:21:05,786 --> 00:21:08,267
So, I threw him out.
429
00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:09,659
I see.
430
00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:13,228
Go ahead, Frank. Say it.
431
00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:17,276
- Say what?
- "I told you so."
432
00:21:18,712 --> 00:21:22,063
Oh, well, yeah.
I was right about Mike.
433
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:27,286
More importantly, Dana,
you were right about you.
434
00:21:28,939 --> 00:21:30,376
What do you mean?
435
00:21:31,942 --> 00:21:34,597
Dana, when kids are little..
436
00:21:34,684 --> 00:21:38,166
...you can protect them
24 hours a day.
437
00:21:38,253 --> 00:21:41,604
When they get to be your age,
you have to let 'em go.
438
00:21:41,691 --> 00:21:45,434
All you can do is pray
that they have the common sense
439
00:21:45,521 --> 00:21:49,786
and the maturity to deal
with whatever is out there.
440
00:21:51,745 --> 00:21:55,357
Now, yesterday, you told me
that I could trust you..
441
00:21:55,444 --> 00:21:57,577
...that you could take care
of yourself.
442
00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:00,319
And today you did.
443
00:22:01,711 --> 00:22:03,409
I'm real proud of ya.
444
00:22:05,889 --> 00:22:07,064
Thanks, Frank.
445
00:22:07,151 --> 00:22:09,066
[instrumental music]
446
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,680
Are you sure you're okay?
447
00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:15,464
Yeah, I'm fine.
448
00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:17,814
I'm just fine.
It was no big deal.
449
00:22:22,732 --> 00:22:23,864
Hey.
450
00:22:24,778 --> 00:22:26,649
[sobbing]
451
00:22:36,529 --> 00:22:37,791
[Alicia]
Okay, Mark.
452
00:22:37,878 --> 00:22:39,749
Now I know football's
hard to throw
453
00:22:39,836 --> 00:22:41,664
but anyone can throw a baseball.
454
00:22:42,709 --> 00:22:44,188
Even a dink like you.
455
00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:47,801
[Mark]
I really don't think I should.
456
00:22:47,888 --> 00:22:49,933
My bursitis
has been acting up lately.
457
00:22:51,326 --> 00:22:53,937
What a geek boy.
458
00:22:54,024 --> 00:22:55,765
Gimme the ball,
I'll show you how it's done.
459
00:22:55,852 --> 00:22:56,810
[scoffs]
460
00:22:58,072 --> 00:23:01,118
Okay, you grip it real tight.
461
00:23:01,205 --> 00:23:02,729
Hold it by the seams.
462
00:23:02,816 --> 00:23:03,904
Plant your back foot.
463
00:23:03,991 --> 00:23:05,775
Hah, then you let her fly!
464
00:23:08,561 --> 00:23:09,823
[glass cracks]
465
00:23:18,048 --> 00:23:20,355
[instrumental music]
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