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[instrumental music]
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[scatting]
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Mom..
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You look positively radiant.
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What did you do with your hair?
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Okay, what do you want?
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Can't I be nice
without wanting something?
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It hasn't happened yet.
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Okay.
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My favorite singer,
Arlo Prine
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is making a
once-in-a-lifetime appearance
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tomorrow night at Jake's.
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- Can I go?
- What's Jake's?
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I don't know, it's like
a little club over in Mequon.
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And they have folk singers
and that kinda thing.
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Bernice is gonna drive.
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Hah, gosh, you know..
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I remember when I was your age
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Debbie Greenspan
and I went to Milwaukee
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to see Sonny and Cher.
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[laughs]
Gosh.
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- Debbie and I were so close.
- Mom--
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But then she went to Woodstock
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and changed her name
to Moonbeam.
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Last I heard, she was posing
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for art classes in Kenosha.
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- Mom--
- But anyway, you know..
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We used to play the name game..
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? Dana-Dana bobana banana-fana ?
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? Bofana fe-fi fo-fe.. ??
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- Mom!
- What?
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Thanks for the '60s flashback
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but can I go
to Jake's tomorrow night or not?
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Well, sure.
I don't see why not.
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- Thanks.
- Mm.
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- I'll be home by midnight.
- Eleven.
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Thirty.
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? Frank-Frank boban
banana-fana boban ?
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? Fe-fi boban Frank ?
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? Carol-Carol bobaro
banana-fana bobaro ?
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? Fe-fi bobaro ?
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? C-a-a-rol Carol-Carol ?
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? Bobaro banana-fana.. ??
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[theme song]
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[screaming]
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? The dream wide broken ?
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? Seemed like all was lost ?
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? What would be the future ?
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? Could you pay the cost ?
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? You wonder ?
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? Will there ever be ?
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? A second time around? ?
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? Woah-a woah-a ?
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? When the tears are over ?
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? And the moment has come ?
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? Say My Lord
I think I found someone ?
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? You know it would be better ?
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? 'Cause you're putting it
together ?
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? For the second time around ?
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? We got the woman and man ?? Ooh-ooh-ooh ?
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? We got the kids and the clan ?? Ooh-ooh-ooh ?
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? Only time will tell ?
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? If all these dreams
fit under one umbrella ?
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? Step by step ?
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? Day by day ?
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? A fresh start over ?
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? A different hand to play ?
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? The deeper we fall
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? The stronger we stay ?
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? And we'll be better ?
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? The second time around ?
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? Step by step ?
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? Day by day ?? Day by day ?
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? A fresh start over ?
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? A different hand to play ?
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? Only time will tell ?
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? But you know what they say ?
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? We'll make it better ?
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? The second time around ??
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[theme music]
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[instrumental music]
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Tch, I don't get it, Dana.
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Why do you like Arlo Prine's
music and not mine?
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I mean, what's he got
that I ain't got?
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Talent.
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Cody, I am not interested
in your music.
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Well, that's 'cause
you never let me play
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any of my good stuff.
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Hey..
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[guitar music]
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Cody, write me a song
about toxic waste..
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...social injustice
or the green house effect
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and I'll listen to it.
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[Dana sighs]
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Piece of cake.
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Cody, you think
that's gonna be easy?
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No...I just wanted
a piece of cake.
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[laughs]
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- Hi, Frank.
- 'Hello, honey.'
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- How was your day?
- Not so good.
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I put Floyd in charge
of puttin' in that new driveway
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and he messed it all up.
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What was wrong with it?
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It leads to the wrong house.
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[laughs]
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- That could be a big problem.
- Oh..
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Oh, uh, hey, Frank..
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Have you heard of a little place
out in Mequon called Jake's?
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- Yeah, it's a bar.
- No, no, no.
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I think it's more
like a little club.
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Carol, the only little club
at Jake's
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is the one the bouncer carries.
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It's a tough place.
It's got a two-fight minimum.
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[sighs]
Oh..
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No! Oh, no.
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I told Dana she could
go there Saturday night.
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Now, Carol,
if Dana were my daughter
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there is no way
she'd be going to Jake's.
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Yeah, we better talk to her
about it.
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Uh, Carol, I don't think
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this is a wesituation.
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I think this is more
of a yousituation.
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You see, Dana and I
haven't exactly bonded yet.
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Yeah, you're right,
okay, I'll leave you
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completely out of this.
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Next time I see her,
I'll just lay down the law
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and tell her she can't go
and that's final.
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I'm so excited about going
to Jake's to see Arlo Prine.
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Mom, can I borrow
your silver earrings?
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Uh, Dana, uh..
Why not?
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Thanks.
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I-I meant the next next time.
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[instrumental music]
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So anybody doing anything
exciting this weekend?
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I'm going to a quilting bee.
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Perhaps you didn't hear
the question.
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I'm going to dig for fishing
worms in the backyard.
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- You hate fishing.
- But I love worms.
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Hey, Mark, what about you?
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You have anything
exciting planned?
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Oh, yeah,
I'm gonna stay in all weekend
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and try to recreate Mendel's
experiment with hybrid plants.
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Get a life.
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Oh, I have a life.
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It's just a really dull one.
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Well, everybody knows
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I'm going to Jake's
to see Arlo Prine.
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Uh, yeah, uh, D-Dana..
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I've been, uh, meaning to,
to speak to you about that.
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You know, um,
sometimes when you're a parent
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you make a decision
on the spur of the moment
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and then later you realize
you made that decision
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before you had all the facts.
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'And then in line
of this new information'
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you realize
that your original decision--
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Mother, what are you
tryin' to say?
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I'm sayin' you can't go
to Jake's tonight.
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- What?
- But you can wear my earrings.
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But y-you already told me
that I could go. I made plans!
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I know, I know,
I told you that you could go.
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But that was last night
before bed when I spoke to--
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B-buh, C-Carol.
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To a,
to a very good friend of mine..
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...who said that a lot
of bad guys hang out there.
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Was this friend
Frank-Frank-bobank?
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You know, mom, it's one thing
for you to marry Frank
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and ruin yourlife,
but now he's ruining mine!
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In the future, Frank,
I would appreciate it
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if you'd mind your own business!
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[instrumental music]
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[upbeat music]
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I can't believe
you're sneaking out.
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Mom said you couldn't go.
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No, mom said I could go.
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Frank's the one
who changed her mind.
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Ooh, this so exciting!
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[crickets chirping]
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Ah. Where do you think
you're going?
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- Nowhere.
- I bet you're going to Jake's.
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What makes you say that?
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Because your friend Bernice
is parked around the corner
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wearing a funny nose
and glasses.
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Oh, she's subtle.
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Alright, you two.
You've gotta keep this quiet.
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[sniggers]
Yeah, sure.
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Shh! I'll pay you each a dollar.
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Five or we squeal.
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I hate you.
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Hey, you didn't pay me anything.
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You're blood, they're dirt.
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Oh..
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Codeman, what're you doin'?
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Hey, J.T.,
I'm just cleanin' my engine.
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Oh! Hope you don't mind.
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I borrowed
your toothbrush, dude.
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I don't mind, it's Karen's.
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[laughs]
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Good. Ha-ha.
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Hey, speakin' of Karen
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I haven't seen Dana all night.
Where is she?
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Can you keep a secret?
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Me? Tcha.
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I got stuff up here so secret
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I won't even tell myself.
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Cool.
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Dana snuck out to see
some folk singer at Jake's.
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No way!
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Dude, there's some pretty
mean dudes hangin' out there.
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That's no place for Dana.
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I gotta get up there.
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Ha-ha, but I'd get there
a lot quicker with this.
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[laughs]
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[upbeat music]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[blowing kisses]
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This is Jake's?
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Why would Arlo Prine
be appearing here?
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I think he's making a comeback.
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Must not be going very well.
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Um...excuse me.
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Can we please have
a table for two?
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Follow me.
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Um, do you have anything
in non-smoking?
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How's that?
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Much better.
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Dana, I think we should go.
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I have a bad feeling
about this place.
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Come on, Bernice,
if we don't bother them
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they won't bother us.
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They won't bother me
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because I'm leaving.
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Thanks a lot, Bernice.
You're my ride.
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[sighs]
You're right.
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We came together,
we're leaving together.
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There's no way
I'm gonna abandon you
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in a place like this.
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[bottle shatters]
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Call me tomorrow.
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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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- Well, goodnight.
- Goodnight, honey.
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I'm meeting Richie
at the movies.
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Honey, I'm gonna go up
and try and talk to Dana.
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No!
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Why, why not?
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Uh..
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Because..
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...she's not in the house.
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She left?
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No...she didn't leave.
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She's just...not in the house.
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She's...on the house.
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Yeah, she's on the roof.
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What?
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See, we were watching TV
and the picture went out
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so she went on the roof
to fix the antenna.
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Told her not do it,
but you know Dana.
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Just shimmied up the drainpipe.
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Did she go to Jake's?
260
00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:19,564
I'm not going to tell.
261
00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:20,740
Well, then you're not going out.
262
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,132
Then she went to Jake's.
263
00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:25,179
We gotta go get her, honey.
264
00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:29,966
[upbeat music]
265
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,231
[indistinct chatter]
266
00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:39,323
Hey...how you doin', sweet face?
267
00:12:39,410 --> 00:12:40,760
My name's Psycho.
268
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:47,201
Hi, I'm...Bernice.
269
00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:49,420
Hey, a pretty name
for a pretty lady.
270
00:12:49,507 --> 00:12:52,510
So...you wanna go with me
for a ride on my bike?
271
00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:54,904
Gee, Psycho, that's tempting
272
00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:57,167
but I don't wanna
miss Arlo Prine.
273
00:12:57,254 --> 00:12:58,560
Who?
274
00:12:58,647 --> 00:12:59,691
The singer.
275
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,824
Isn't that why you're here, too?
276
00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:05,567
No. I'm here to pick up chicks
and bust some heads.
277
00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:09,789
Whichever comes first.
278
00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:11,268
Mind if I sit down?
279
00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:12,443
Um..
280
00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:13,575
Let me buy you a beer.
281
00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:18,319
Oh, I didn't realize
it was so late.
282
00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:21,017
I have to get back to
the convent and iron my habit.
283
00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:25,152
Well, hey,
what's your hurry, sister?
284
00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:27,328
I'll tell you what. Why don't
we just stay here and dance?
285
00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:29,504
No, that's okay, I don't really
feel like dancing.
286
00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:30,897
Oh.
287
00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:34,726
Hey...you're cute.
288
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,120
Oh, sorry, I'm taken.
289
00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:40,558
- Hi.
- Oh! Sorry, I'm taken.
290
00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:43,387
Look, Psycho,
I don't wanna dance with you.
291
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:44,693
Come on, why not?
292
00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:46,826
'Cause she's with me, dude.
293
00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:52,179
That's right, I'm with him.
294
00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:56,748
You know, that's too bad
295
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,359
because they're with me.
296
00:13:58,446 --> 00:13:59,969
[whistles]
Hey.
297
00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:06,802
[clattering]
298
00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:13,765
Whoa! Tch.
299
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,159
I sense trouble, ha-ha.
300
00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:21,077
Hey, gomer.
301
00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:23,863
Do me favor, take a walk
while you still can.
302
00:14:24,602 --> 00:14:26,387
Oh-ho, I get it.
303
00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:28,389
You guys are tryin'
to pick a fight.
304
00:14:28,476 --> 00:14:30,478
[laughs]
Oh, that's too bad.
305
00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:32,567
You know,
'cause I really hate fighting.
306
00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:35,787
You know, somebody always ends
up in the emergency room and..
307
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,615
Then you gotta fill out
all those forms
308
00:14:37,702 --> 00:14:40,401
and there's the insurance
hassles, phew.
309
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:42,316
Hey, we're just gonna cut out
all that bureaucracy
310
00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:44,274
right here and now,
and leave.
311
00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:47,016
Oh, you can leave,
but she stays.
312
00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:48,626
Ow, let go of me!
313
00:14:48,713 --> 00:14:50,063
Let go of her, dude.
314
00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:52,021
[female 1]
'Whoa.'
315
00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:53,762
Shut up.
316
00:14:53,849 --> 00:14:55,198
Whoa-ha-ha-ha-oh.
317
00:14:55,285 --> 00:14:57,200
That's not cool, dude.
318
00:14:57,287 --> 00:14:58,549
[all]
Oh.
319
00:14:58,636 --> 00:15:00,290
[indistinct chatter]
320
00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:04,338
[groaning]
321
00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:06,122
That smarts. Don't it, dude?
322
00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:07,515
[laughing]
323
00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:08,603
Get him!
324
00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:10,735
[yells]
325
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:12,912
[grunting]
326
00:15:14,217 --> 00:15:15,262
Hi-ya!
327
00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:18,439
- Come on.
- Dude, that is so cool.
328
00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:19,657
[laughs]
329
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:23,052
You know,
I bet you I could that, man.
330
00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:25,272
[grunting]
331
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:27,056
[crowd cheering]
332
00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:32,148
What do you think, dude?
Pretty cool.
333
00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:33,236
[laughs]
334
00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:35,804
[grunting]
335
00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:37,762
Here comes the melvin, dude.
336
00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:39,199
[groaning]
337
00:15:44,117 --> 00:15:46,119
Cody, where did you learn
how to do that?
338
00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:48,121
Do what?
339
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:50,036
Hey!
340
00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:52,647
- I got him, I got him.
- Hold on.
341
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:55,084
[grunting]
342
00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:02,570
Dude, thanks, bro.
343
00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:03,614
- Ha, ha, ha.
- 'Get him, Bruce.'
344
00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:05,181
[yells]
345
00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:08,837
[indistinct chatter]
346
00:16:11,231 --> 00:16:12,580
[women screaming]
347
00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:15,800
Cody!
348
00:16:15,887 --> 00:16:17,933
[male 1]
'Ha-yi-ya.'
349
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:20,980
Ha-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi..
350
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,504
Ha-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi..
351
00:16:23,591 --> 00:16:24,984
Ha-yi-yi-ya.
352
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,943
Ha-yi-yi-ya-ya-hmph!
353
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:30,206
[babbling]
354
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,604
[laughs]
355
00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:39,737
[grunting]
356
00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:50,052
Mop and Glo.
Mop and Glo, dude.
357
00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:53,751
[glass shatters]
358
00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:58,974
No way.
Who put a window there, dude?
359
00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:02,760
Get him, grab him.
Everybody, grab him.
360
00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:06,068
No, no, no. No, no.
361
00:17:06,155 --> 00:17:07,983
[Cody]
Dude!
362
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:12,205
So, wise guy, looks like
you're outnumbered now, huh?
363
00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:16,557
Yeah, well, the odds
just got a little better.
364
00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:18,385
[crowd gasping]
365
00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:25,392
[groaning]
366
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,441
[screaming]
367
00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:39,145
[grunting]
368
00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:44,541
[grunts]
369
00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:50,330
Alright, guys, look.
370
00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:52,027
I was only kidding.
I was joking..
371
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:53,942
- Uh-huh.
- It was a joke!
372
00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:55,900
I didn't mean anything, I swear!
373
00:17:57,598 --> 00:17:59,382
Hey, Cody!
374
00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:01,906
Looks like I still got it.
375
00:18:01,993 --> 00:18:02,951
[laughs]
376
00:18:03,038 --> 00:18:04,561
- Hey.
- Frank!
377
00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:06,085
[grunting]
378
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,087
[screams]
379
00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:17,008
Carol, that was wonderful.
380
00:18:17,835 --> 00:18:19,228
That was Arlo Prine.
381
00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:25,452
Dude.
382
00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:27,193
Oh!
383
00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:29,717
Am I on?
384
00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:32,676
[instrumental music]
385
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:38,117
[instrumental music]
386
00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:52,566
[laughs]
That was a pretty
cool night, huh?
387
00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:54,089
[chuckles]
388
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:56,874
Well, if anybody wants me
389
00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:59,138
I'll be out in my van.
390
00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:00,530
Cody.
391
00:19:01,618 --> 00:19:03,751
Listen..
392
00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:07,058
Thanks for showing up and
protecting me from those goons.
393
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,191
Oh, you'd have done
the same thing for me.
394
00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:10,584
[chuckles]
395
00:19:11,976 --> 00:19:13,761
Pretty fancy footwork, Cody.
396
00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:15,458
[laughs]
I know!
397
00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:17,417
I wonder where I learned that.
398
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:21,029
I think I'll go check my diary.
399
00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:30,517
Mom, you haven't said a word.
400
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,434
I'd feel lot better
if you'd say something.
401
00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:38,307
You want me to say something?
402
00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:39,830
Okay, I'll say something.
403
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:42,398
You are a self-centered,
pig-headed brat.
404
00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:44,792
You could've
gotten yourself killed tonight.
405
00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:47,490
In the future, when I tell you
not to do something, I mean it.
406
00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:49,318
Except for right now
there will be no future
407
00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:51,842
because you're spending
the next six years in your room.
408
00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:54,236
Do you feel better?
409
00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:56,760
Goodnight.
410
00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:07,380
Six years?
411
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:09,947
Oh, your mother's just upset.
412
00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:11,035
I'll talk to her.
413
00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:13,647
I'll have you out in four.
414
00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:17,912
- Thanks, Frank.
- You want some ice cream?
415
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:19,305
No, thanks.
416
00:20:19,392 --> 00:20:20,610
I'm not very hungry.
417
00:20:20,697 --> 00:20:22,482
Rocky road.
418
00:20:22,569 --> 00:20:25,049
Kinda like my life.
419
00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:28,401
Hey. Dana, live and learn.
420
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,404
Look, Frank..
421
00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:34,102
...I owe you an apology.
422
00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:36,539
I should've listened to you.
423
00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:38,280
It's just, it's hard for me.
424
00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:40,804
I'm not used
to having a stepfather.
425
00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:42,937
[scoffs]
426
00:20:43,024 --> 00:20:47,202
Well, Dana, I am not used
to beinga stepfather.
427
00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:50,205
In a lot of ways,
it's harder than being a father.
428
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:53,208
W-with my own kids,
it's black and white.
429
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:55,732
I'm their dad,
they have to listen to me.
430
00:20:55,819 --> 00:20:59,301
With you...well,
there's a lot of grey.
431
00:20:59,388 --> 00:21:01,434
[scoffs]
There's a ton of grey.
432
00:21:01,521 --> 00:21:03,262
It's all grey, it..
433
00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:07,178
It's really a tough job.
434
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,224
I guess I don't make it
any easier.
435
00:21:10,094 --> 00:21:11,618
I know I can be..
436
00:21:12,749 --> 00:21:15,883
...occasionally...intransigent.
437
00:21:20,409 --> 00:21:22,150
Intractable.
438
00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:26,763
- A pain in the butt.
- Oh, yeah!
439
00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:30,811
Well, you are a challenge.
440
00:21:32,247 --> 00:21:34,118
Hey, look, Dana
441
00:21:34,205 --> 00:21:36,207
I am not trying
to run your life.
442
00:21:37,252 --> 00:21:39,167
I just wanna be a part of it.
443
00:21:40,908 --> 00:21:42,388
I care about you.
444
00:21:45,608 --> 00:21:47,175
I appreciate that, Frank.
445
00:21:47,828 --> 00:21:49,046
I really do.
446
00:21:49,873 --> 00:21:51,222
Thanks.
447
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,096
Oh...don't mention it.
448
00:21:57,968 --> 00:22:00,406
You sure you don't want
any ice cream?
449
00:22:00,493 --> 00:22:02,582
No, thanks. I'm going to bed.
450
00:22:02,669 --> 00:22:04,845
Okay.
451
00:22:04,932 --> 00:22:08,501
You know, Frank,
you really throw a mean punch.
452
00:22:08,588 --> 00:22:10,329
- Does that hurt your hand?
- Heh, nah.
453
00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:13,332
Not if you know how to do it.
454
00:22:15,682 --> 00:22:17,814
Well, goodnight.
455
00:22:17,901 --> 00:22:19,338
Goodnight.
456
00:22:23,298 --> 00:22:24,343
[sighs]
457
00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:28,303
[instrumental music]
458
00:22:31,524 --> 00:22:33,830
[theme music]
459
00:23:03,991 --> 00:23:06,863
[music continues]
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