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Guildmaster, they've taken too long...

We're back.

Mukoda!

Lord Fenrir!

You've all returned safely!

How was it?

We have hunted down all the wyverns in the plains.

Right, Fel?

I did not sense any others in the area.

None were missed.

That's what he says.

That exciting?

Of course it is.

Even if all the adventurers in Karelina joined hands to fight the wyverns,

half would die.

Half?!

Since you took so long, everyone was worried

that even Fenrir couldn't handle them.

I can't tell them.

It didn't take long to take care of them,

but we spent the rest of the time enjoying our meal!

We are late because we ate.

It would be impossible for wyverns to cause me any trouble.

Ate?

No! Please don't look at me like that!

The ground meat cutlets were super yummy.

Yes. It was quite an enjoyable meal.

CAMPFIRE COOKING IN ANOTHER WORLD WITH MY ABSURD SKILL

The wyvern threat has been eliminated!

EPISODE 12: ADVENTURES ARE AS COUNTLESS AS VARIETIES OF FOOD

Citizens of Karelina, return to your homes with your hearts at ease!

Thirteen of them? You collected all of them?

Of course.

And the damage?

Other than chopping of their heads, they're pretty much intact...

You chopped off their heads...

So, you want us to butcher them?

Yes, we'd only like the meat.

We'd love to buy up all the parts,

but we don't have enough funds for thirteen of them.

The guild will butcher them for free, but we can only buy half of the materials.

That all right?

Yes, that'll be fine.

Goodness, I'm sick of dealing with this wyvern issue.

Shoot! I need to send the offerings.

Hey, otherworlder. Hurry and hand over some offerings.

Whoa! A divine message!

I was just about to purchase my offerings for all of you, Goddess Agni.

Really?

Sweets as usual, right?

Ahem! This is Ninrir.

This is a private message, listen well.

I hope you remember the first goddess that bestowed blessings upon you.

Well, yes.

The portion of sweets offered to me should be larger.

Especially the quantity of dorayaki.

Oh! Make sure to keep this between the two of us.

This is the goddess of earth, Kisharle.

You sold some very interesting items recently.

Huh? Um...

The items you called soap and shampoo.

I enjoy sweets, but the dryness of my hair has been bothering me.

Will you send me some of those items without letting the other goddesses know?

I am Rusalka.

Your meals look delicious. I want to eat your meals, too.

Meals?

Our conversation is a secret.

None of them are goddess-like at all!

Let me say one thing.

You're all trying to send me private messages,

but the other goddesses will find out as soon as I send the offerings.

I forgot!

Hey, did all of you secretly ask him for things?

No, Agni. This is...

That's right! This is a misunderstanding!

Then I'll ask him for something, too!

Otherworlder! Booze! I want booze!

My, how unbecoming!

Shut up! Offerings should be booze!

Meals, too...

They should definitely be dorayaki!

They protected us from the wyverns!

I heard they defeated thirteen of them.

Crazy!

ILLARIO COMPANY

Wow! This is the place?

As expected, it's a really big store front.

Planning to buy one for your home?

Well, something like that.

If that's the case,

the most reasonably priced one would be this natural brown tub.

The starting price is 300 gold coins.

It's a little more expensive,

but I recommend this deep green tub embedded with magic stones

that maintains the temperature of the water.

This is our newest product!

Using special materials, we managed to create a whiter, cleaner looking tub!

It's blinding!

Actually, not really.

I'm more used to seeing white tubs like this.

This shining white tub is our most popular tub.

This tub is made using a rare ore and we've added a painted pattern on it.

Well, I don't really care about the color.

It is both beautiful and functional at the same time.

Excuse me, please give me the green one.

I'm sure it will surely satisfy...

Huh?!

Huh?

Oh. Excuse me.

Well, I'm sure there aren't many immediate buyers since they're pretty expensive.

How would you like to pay?

We can set up a payment plan for you if you have someone who can vouch for you.

I'm sure I look like a regular guy that doesn't have a ton of money...

However!

It's fine. I'll pay it all up front!

What?!

Dear customer, do you need us to deliver...

It's fine! I have an Item Box!

Thank you very much!

The tub I always wanted!

Fel, let's go out of town!

I feel uncomfortable in town after dealing with the wyverns.

Don't you feel pretty constrained, too?

Let's change things up!

All right! This place is perfect!

Since all you wish to do is bathe, I shall go hunting.

So fast.

Okay, this should be the right size.

Stone Wall!

I can just make the exit when I want to leave.

Sui, can you fill this up with water?

Got it.

Oh! You're doing great!

Then, I'll cast Fireball...

Okay, there's something we have to do before soaking in the tub!

Before soaking?

The warm water feels so nice.

It smells nice, too.

I used yuzu bath salts.

YUZU NO YU

It's a fruit from my world.

Baths are the best!

You can't forget the coffee milk right after, too.

It's sweet and delicious.

That one is fruit milk.

Sui loves baths!

I wish Fel felt the same way.

Now that I feel refreshed, I should prepare something to eat.

Wyvern meat!

I have high expectations for it since Fel said it's delicious.

Let's make the fancy version of the comfort food of commoners!

First, slice the onions.

Then, thinly slice the wyvern meat.

Add water, soy sauce, sugar, and sake.

Bring it to a boil.

Add a little ginger paste, too.

Add the onions. Then, add the meat after the onions heat up.

Clean up any scum that comes up.

There's no need to cook it for too long since this should be high-quality meat.

Pour a sauce-filled scoop of this over rice.

Add some pickled red ginger and...

The special gyudon is finished!

SPECIAL WYVERN MEAT GYUDON

Just how far out did he go to hunt?

It can't be helped.

I guess I'll make something a little more time-consuming while we wait for him.

Something stewed will take a good amount of time.

First, cut up the vegetables.

Dice the meat into large bites.

The marbling looks so delicious!

Salt and pepper the meat.

Heat up the pan and melt some butter.

Then add in the meat!

Sauté the meat until the outside browns.

Add the onions, potatoes, and carrots.

After they cook up a bit,

add red wine, water, and consommé.

Let it simmer while cleaning up any scum.

Once things have simmered for a while, add a can of demiglace sauce!

And a little ketchup.

Continuing simmering while keeping an eye on the taste.

And we got beef stew, I mean, wyvern stew!

I should let it simmer until the flavors mesh...

Uncle Fel!

Huh?

My dear Fel, what's with this giant lizard?

The wyverns left me unsatisfied.

I decided to go out a little farther and encountered an Earth Dragon.

I finally got some exercise!

Huh? That's weird.

What'd he just say?

Nope! I didn't hear anything!

I didn't hear anything at all!

This is an Earth Dragon. Can you not tell?

How'd I know something like that?!

Dragon?! Did you call it a dragon?!

What are we supposed to do with it?!

What are you saying?

Earth Dragon meat is really good.

The issue here isn't how good it tastes!

The number of monsters so rare I can't sell them are piling up in my inventory!

How could I bring out a dragon?!

You say this, but dragons are truly worth eating.

That's not the problem here!

You worry about such trivial details.

Can we not have them butcher this?

Well, the guild just finished butchering a bunch of wyverns for us...

I guess I'll try asking them.

Something smells quite good.

You took a while to come back.

I ended up making two things with the wyvern meat.

What? A meal made of wyvern meat?

-Let us eat quickly! -Hold it.

Fel, you're dirty.

What did you say?!

You probably got covered in dirt while you were busy with your rampage.

Your wind magic tends to kick up a lot of dust.

Your fur is all matted right here.

You look filthy.

Filthy?!

That is not true!

I properly groom myself.

Sui and I just finished bathing, but you're still covered in dust.

Looks like we can't eat yet.

You'll have to take a bath first.

No dinner until then!

No discussion!

What?!

The Online Grocery has a lot of pet supplies, too.

I don't think it matters, but we'll get dog products just in case.

I am not an inferior canine. I am a Fenrir.

Yeah. Yeah.

We need to brush the knots out before we wash you down.

It'll separate the dirt and dust out.

We'll be able to remove the hair shedding, too.

Well, that's what my dog-loving acquaintance recommended.

I am not a dog.

Do it more gently!

Sorry. Sorry.

All right. That should be enough brushing.

The shampoo is next.

Aren't your legs a little weak?

No!

Oh, sure.

Is this not enough?

We're not even close.

You have a large body. It's difficult to wet you down.

Can we not use Sui's water magic?

These small splashes of water are very irritating.

We can't make hot water with water magic.

Unless you're okay with cold water...

Sui? Can you do me a favor?

What is it, Master?

Sui Shower!

Is Sui amazing?

You are! You're doing great!

Let's get down to some serious shampooing.

Is this strong enough?

Yes. I do not mind it a bit stronger.

Sure thing.

I'd like to get your face, too.

Even my face?!

Do you want to have a clean body with a filthy face?

Fine! I am the legendary magical beast, Fenrir!

Do it quickly!

All right, we're done!

Finally.

Hold on, I'll dry you with this towel.

Fel?

Oh, my apologies.

At least I don't have to use the towel now.

Now, we'll combine my fire magic with Fel's wind magic.

Yes.

And we'll create a warm wind.

Fel, you're such a handsome doggo now.

Uncle, you look so cool!

So shiny and smooth!

You look like the legendary Fenrir!

I am the legendary Fenrir.

Now, I am clean! Time to eat!

Yeah, yeah. I have something delicious for you.

Did you hide a large amount of rice below to fool me?

You're wrong! This is how you eat gyudon!

Just give it a try.

What is this?!

Tender meat and white stuff soaked in sweet and salty sauce!

That's rice.

The meat is delicious, but so is the rice!

So good! The meat is so freaking tender!

I would've never imagined wyverns taste like this!

They're actually pretty close to Wagyu beef.

They're more of a high-class ingredient than I thought.

Master! This sour and salty stuff tastes really good after eating the meat.

That's called pickled red ginger.

This pickled red ginger is a great accent to the meal, refreshing the palate.

I could continue eating forever!

Another serving!

Yeah. Yeah.

Come to think of it, was there not another dish?

That tastes better the next day.

We'll eat it next time.

Fel, you'll be getting a bath once or twice a month from now on.

What?! This was not the only time?

What are you saying?

Now that you're clean, we'll have to maintain it.

You look pretty satisfied with the result, too.

Sui. Do you like the Uncle Fel now or the Uncle Fel from before?

The shiny and fluffy Uncle Fel is best!

Well, if that is the case, it cannot be helped.

That's impossible!

That's right.

Just like I thought?

I heard every part of a dragon is precious.

The scales, the claws, and all of the innards are valuable ingredients.

I can't handle such a precious and rare monster.

Just like I thought.

I do not care as long as I can eat the meat.

That's not how it works.

Yes, however...

The guild master over there might, well, but...

What is it?

There's someone I know that might be able to butcher this dragon for you.

Really? Where do I need to go?

It's pretty far from Karelina.

The guildmaster from Dolan is pretty knowledgeable about dragons.

He might be able to butcher it for you.

All right!

We must visit the sea, as well.

The sea?

Fel wants to eat ocean monsters.

First, I wish to eat krakens and sea serpents.

With his cooking skills, they will become more delicious.

It'd be two birds with one stone

if we could butcher this dragon on our way to the sea.

I see! That's great!

Adventuring is what adventurers do!

Well said!

Well...

So, you're finally departing?

Yes. I'm going around to say my farewells.

What? You're already leaving?

Will we see you again?

-Stay well, Mukoda. -It'll be lonely without you!

Here's a letter for the guildmaster and a detailed map.

The roads, settlements, and dangerous areas are all marked.

Thank you very much!

Okay, we'll need to greet Dolan's guildmaster,

then ask if he can butcher the dragon and other rare monsters.

There's a lot of things to do.

Do not forget the Sea Serpents!

Sui wants to go pew pew!

Okay. Okay.

Then, let's go!

WYVERN BEEF STEW

Be careful, you two. It's hot.

The gyudon was delicious, but this hearty soup is always wonderful!

The meat is full of the flavor!

This is the most tender meat I have consumed thus far.

I cannot wait to see what we eat next!

Sui, too!

Goodness.

You two have turned into complete foodies.

Another serving!

Sui, too!

Yeah. Yeah.

With extra meat!

I know.