All language subtitles for Scorpion.S01E06.720p.BluRay.x264-DEMAND

WALTER:
My name is Walter O'Brien.

I have the fourth highest IQ
ever recorded, 197.

Einstein 's was 160.

When I was 11,
the FBI arrested me for hacking NASA

to get their blueprints
for my bedroom wall.

Now I run a team of geniuses

tackling worldwide threats
only we can solve.

Toby's our behaviorist.
Sylvester is a human calculator.

Happy, a mechanical prodigy.

Agent Cabe Gallo's
our government handler.

And Paige ? Well, Paige isn 't like us.

She 's normal
and translates the world for us,

while we help her
understand her genius son.

Together, we are Scorpion.

[S I REN WAI LI NG]

M ERRICK:
I n the past 24 hours,

you have broken
over two dozen state and federal laws.

You've dealt Homeland Security
a public-relations nightmare.

And you destroyed over 100 million
dollars' worth of private property.

Which is why
you ironically named geniuses--

The wrong use of "ironic."

--are hereby ordered
for psychological evaluation .

That evaluation decides your future.

From what I see, you're too
mentally unstable to handle this job.

- Anything else smart you wanna say?
- No.

So much for your little experiment.

WOMAN : And as a psychologist
assigned to this case,

I will interview each member
of your team individually.

You will take me through the events
of the past 24 hours

and explain your decisions.

Happy to help however I can .

Lying is one hallmark
of antisocial personality disorder.

So first off, I suggest you be honest.

H mph . Honestly?
I'm looking at your diploma,

thinking I could've got
into your alma mater when I was 7.

Let's start at the beginning .

Okay. But first I should mention

that I also have a PhD
in clinical psychology.

Perhaps our time would be
better spent talking about you .

I don't think so.

Say more about that.

Ask me anything . I'm an open book.

SYLVESTER:
It all started yesterday. One sec.

Oh , my God . Okay.

- All right.
- From the beginning .

Well , it all began with costumes.

Do you have the summary document
on our last job?

Good morning to you too, Walter.
How are you today?

Oh , you prefer a different greeting .
Okay. Good morning . How are you?

Do you have the document
on our last job?

I'll send it to you .
And thank you for asking .

I've been preparing for Ralph's school
Halloween party tomorrow.

But he doesn't wanna go,
because he has no one to go with .

- Come on , it's Halloween .
- Exactly.

What does that mean?

It's a holiday
based on 16th-century traditions

of warding off evil spirits.

It's not exactly progress.

To say nothing of contributions
to tooth decay,

juvenile diabetes, early death ...

You asked .

GALLO:
Good news.

Your friend the governor
has recommended you for a new gig .

U nlike the last few, this one's cushy.

The Westside Museum of Art
is having a new exhibit

of a masterpiece by Franz Biermann .

- I love his work.
- Never heard of him .

The Verstand Museum in Germany
owns the painting .

While it's in our borders, it falls
under the purview of Homeland .

We picked up some chatter
on some darknet sites.

It's a highly coveted target
for art thieves.

We need you to upgrade
the security systems at the museum.

I'll fill you in on the details on the way,
and Merrick granted your request.

What request?

[DOOR OPENS]

WALTER:
This is great.

Traveling together
will increase efficiency.

This is on trial loan
from the department, so go easy on it.

Cushy gig aside, isn't security work
a little below our pay grade?

Painting's worth 100 million bucks.

How is $32 of paint and canvas
worth 100 million?

It's one of humanity's
great achievements.

- It's paint and canvas.
- Art critic Leslie Ryman calls it, quote,

"an exquisite rendering of
late-19th-century small-town tranquility

whose rhapsodic gestures
connote optimism and possibility."

U m ...

Are you okay?

My hypersensitivity
and overactive emotional quotient

are at times triggered
by works of art.

Don't tell me you have a problem
with Halloween and art.

They're both make-believe.
All ascribed value.

I took a night-school class on Gauguin .
Ever seen his paintings of Tahiti?

They're mind-blowing .

WALTER: I n the time period
of the Biermann painting,

there were grain shortages
and starvation .

That woman looks like she has gout.
That 10-year-old girl , middle-aged .

You can't openly mock things
99 percent of the world enjoys.

If you wanna grow this business,
take on private clients,

be a functioning member of society,
you have to learn how people work.

Yes, but to what end?

You being more human
could help us get more jobs.

And improved relationships with
superiors make my life more sane.

Think of it as an experiment.

I'll give it a try.

PAIG E: Geniuses have low EQ,
or emotional quotient.

Hence their difficulty relating to us.

Sure, they have their issues,

but they're also brilliant
and brave and special .

You're protecting your job.

If I thought they were unstable,
would I allow my son around them?

Your son is them.

Thank you .

I think he's special too.

Take me through Walter's behavior
at the museum .

U m ...

MAN : It's an exceedingly rare work
by an artist

whose other paintings have been
destroyed during World War I I .

So as curator,
its security is my responsibility.

Forgive me for saying so,

but they don't seem
like typical law enforcement.

GALLO: We're not typical
law enforcement, Dr. Paulson .

We're better.

Very excited to protect your beautiful
and important art.

Right.

- Was that supposed to be normal?
- Experiment's begun . Not bad , huh?

Terrifying .

Good luck with this.

WALTER:
Dude, take a look at this.

- He's getting awfully close to it.
- Maybe he's enjoying it.

Walter may have some EQ.

No!

[ALARM BLARI NG]

[PANTI NG]

PAIG E:
And I stand corrected .

I was doing my job.

WOMAN :
SIashing a canvas is your job?

Or evidence of your lack
of emotional maturity?

- Both . I don't have emotions.
- I read that in your file.

But how can you protect something
if you don't care about it?

I care about my paycheck.

I can't really tell if you're purposely
being contemptuous,

or maybe you're unstable.

If you dismissed every
government worker who was unstable,

Washington would cease to exist.

Giving these responses,
how do you expect me to approve you?

I don't.

But to fail us would be
to disregard the fact

that no matter
how many people got upset,

my actions had a purpose.

I cut the painting to thoroughly
examine both sides of the canvas.

It was efficient.

Efficient? Are you out of your mind?

Do you have any idea
how much this is worth?

Yes. As I said , nothing . It's a fake.

And there are several reasons
why we knew, starting with Paige.

She loves this artist.

Seeing the painting
should've made her happy.

When she Iooked at it, she displayed
the same repulsion markers

our sense of smell gives us to
rotting meat when it exudes an odor.

Her subconscious knew something
was off, but she didn't know what.

Then I did a quick count
of the brushstrokes.

There's 1 ,387,
which is 48 less than the original .

HAPPY: And the type of nails in
the frame weren't even manufactured

until four years after this painting
was supposedly made.

Rotting meat,
brushstrokes and nails?

That's all you had to go on
before you destroyed a masterpiece?

- A fake masterpiece.
WOMAN : He's right.

Special Agent Carey,
FBI Art Crimes.

We just analyzed the paint
and carbon dated the frame.

The painting is a forgery.

Thank you for repeating exactly
what I said 63 minutes ago.

That is a Iovely Windbreaker.

We may be able to I D the forger
by fingerprints left in the paint.

WALTER:
You won't find fingerprints in the paint.

This painting wasn't made by hand .
It was made by machine.

A forgery of this quality made
by a machine? Not possible.

You're right.
It's not possible. It's certain .

Since there's no longer a painting
to protect, I'm gonna ask you to leave.

- We very much thank you for the--
- Go.

How else was I supposed to tell him
it was a fake?

Perhaps by saying, "It's a fake."

When delivering bad news,
most people try and do so gently.

- Waste of time.
- How'd the knife work for you?

[DOOR OPENS]

Miraculously, Special Agent Carey
wants you to stay on the case.

So she appreciated my efforts.

She found you smug , arrogant
and several other choice adjectives.

But the FBI is Iacking expertise
on this technology.

Explain your theory.

Thrilled to help anyone
who thinks we're smug and arrogant.

The force of a human hand
applying brushstrokes

would result
in tiny, broken canvas fibers.

But that canvas was perfectly intact.

Only a machine arm
could paint so delicately.

SYLVESTER: The mathematical
patterns in the paint were so precise

that they couldn't have been executed
so flawlessly by a human .

So we follow the technology
to track down the forger.

I'll have Art Crimes investigate
who swapped the original and when .

We know the original
was authenticated by customs at LAX

at 6:42 this morning .

So we know the swap occurred
sometime after that.

But they'd have to canvass
airport staff,

art handlers, transport personnel .
That could take days.

Problem is, most stolen art
Ieaves the country within 24 hours,

never to be seen again .

I know someone
who could help us track it down ,

but I want you all
on primo behavior.

A fake Biermann?
Does no one have any respect?

Real or fake, it doesn't matter
if people looking at it can't tell .

- What's the difference?
- Believe me, I know.

Tell me about your machine theory.

I n order to create a high-quality forgery
using a machine,

you first need a three-dimensional
scan of the painting ,

capturing every detail ,
from the brushstroke direction

to the thickness and volume
of the paint.

HAPPY: A spectral camera creates
an algorithmic breakdown of colors,

to be mixed by the 3D printer
and applied by machine arm .

WALTER:
But the forger would need

an extremely high-res image
of the original .

Do you know how we can get one?

When I was a costumer in London ,

I used to visit
the Royal Stuart Museum .

They keep digital images
of major artworks.

Those images have high enough
resolution to be used by the forgers.

I'll just hack in .

Or you could use
my account number.

Thank you .

U nfortunately,
the Biermann's been stolen before.

This is the actual provenance
of the painting .

1936, Eckhart Mueller,
Jewish shoemaker from Warsaw,

buys the painting directly
from the artist, Franz Biermann .

1942, the Nazis seize the painting
from Mueller

and send him to Auschwitz,
where he's murdered by the SS.

PAIG E: 1946, the Verstand Museum
takes possession of the painting .

Since then ,
three generations of Muellers

have tried unsuccessfully
to get it back.

H ETTY: This family has spent a
Iifetime trying to get this painting back.

Art has meaning .

SYLVESTER:
Found the image. Four-K resolution .

More than enough
to create the forgery.

According to the manifests,
the file's been downloaded

by art students, art-book publishers,

and once by somebody
from Galactic Toys.

Oh , here we go.

Okay, Galactic has
the greatest superhero pantheon

in this or any other universe,

including my personal favorite,
Super Fun Guy.

I'm getting to it.
Walter, I'm getting to it. Okay?

They manufacture
these little masterpieces

using state-of-the-art cutting-edge
3D printers and scanners.

They have everything one would need
to create the perfect forgery.

The forger must work there.

And he is so lucky.

GALLO: We'Il scan their network
and I D the employee on the way.

- Thank you , Hetty.
- Thank you . It, uh , was an experience.

Okay, guys, come on . Let's go.

Never seen him move so fast.

SYLVESTER:
Okay, Galactic Toys.

The I P address and LAN subnets
have narrowed it down

to ten employees,
four of which work in administration .

They lack the skill set
to even run the technology.

Well , eliminate anyone with a title
of VP or above.

They wouldn't risk their pension
on criminal activity.

SYLVESTER: Leaves five.
Three have art backgrounds.

That one. Look at that
knockoff designer sweater.

He doesn't care about real and fake.

- A man after my own heart.
- Phil Daniels.

- Married , three kids.
- Needs money, has ability and motive.

Hey, Cabe, I'm gonna go with you .

You're all staying here.
That's an order.

I'll be back in ten minutes.

He's been waiting for this
his whole life.

Then he should be used to it.

I don't need geniuses
to help me detain an unarmed artist.

Could you at least get me
a Super Fun Guy T-shirt?

He's really fun . Cabe, he's really fun .

I am 50 feet from Valhalla,
but I might as well be 50 miles.

PAIG E: Maybe you should
emulate Sylvester.

He might be extreme,
but at least he emotes.

[SOFTLY]
That is not ideal to me.

WOMAN : So if Walter has
no emotional quotient, you have. . .?

I nfinitely too much .

What are you looking at?

That bookshelf's not anchored .
If there was an earthquake,

it could crush you ,
causing massive trauma, concussion ...

PIus, I wouldn't wanna see
any of that blood .

I'm sorry. You asked me a question?

Does your anxiety hinder your ability
to do your job?

And if so,
how can you work on this team?

Well , because of Walter.
He keeps me out of my head .

Keeps me focused on the work.
But if I were you , I would ...

I would move the chair just,
like, a couple inches.

WALTER: I don't get it.
- Because the parrot has a hat on .

Oh , that's funny. Technically.

- It's funny completely.
- No. Break it down Iogically.

Bringing a parrot into a bar
makes no sense.

You're disappointed .

Just starting to see the scope
of what needs to be done.

- Ungh !
- I can still solve this case.

- Stop him at the corner.
SYLVESTER: Okay.

- I'll get Cabe.
- It's faster to call him .

- What? I can't hear you .
- Hey. Hey.

Stop! Stop! I'm a federal agent!

Hey!

[TI RES SCREECH I NG]

- Are you working out some issues?
- Shh .

[G RU NTI NG]

WALTER:
Hey! Hey!

[G RU NTI NG]

[PANTI NG]

WALTER:
I can't--

[PANTI NG]

I looked everywhere for you .

[TI RES SCREECH]

WALTER: Are those chicken feathers?
- This is fixable.

[S IGHS]

Whether or not I'm stable?

Fascinating question .

I've personally treated
many mentally-unstable people.

I've dated some too.

You're trying to game me again ,
Mr. Curtis.

- Answer my question .
- I'm rock-steady.

The only reason
we disregarded Cabe's orders

is because we had to chase Daniels.

- He could've Ied us to the painting .
- Through busy downtown streets?

Government employees
are supposed to protect property,

not destroy it.

You can't make an omelet
without breaking eggs.

That's not a metaphor.
I'm just stating a fact about breakfast.

You know another sign
of antisocial behavior?

- Witty humor?
- Addiction issues.

That's my favorite kind .

All I know is, I'm in good hands
in the employ of Walter O'Brien,

one of the most intelligent
human beings in the world .

From my file, it seems like
you're in competition with him.

No, he's infinitely smarter
than both of us.

When I met him ,
I was gambling every night.

I n jail pretty often too.

I'd still be there
if it weren't for Walter.

He's pretty exceptional .

Don't tell him I said that.

You spooked him . He won't talk.

The FB I gave us one hour with him ,
and we're at zero.

That's what happens when a guy
gets chased by a bunch of weirdos

in a van covered in chicken feathers.

The FB I searched his house,
his storage locker, his records.

Everything turned up nothing .
The painting's worth 100 mil .

If he doesn't talk fast,
we'll never see it again .

Just give me 30 seconds with him.

So Agent Gallo in there
thinks you stole the painting .

I know you didn't do it.

Finally, someone who believes
I'm innocent.

I didn't say you're innocent.

You graduated CalArts
nine years ago,

dreaming of becoming
the next Picasso.

Then you had a few small shows,

but the decision-makers and suits
didn't get your brilliance.

Then you slipped one past the goalie
with your girlfriend .

Diapers are not cheap,
so you took a job with Galactic Toys.

It's hard to believe
you've been there nearly a decade

watching your dream slip away.

The calluses on your thumb
and middle finger tell me

you still paint every day.

You're an artist.

All artists want the same thing .
Recognition .

When someone offered to pay you
to forge a painting , that felt good .

Finally, someone recognized
your skill .

I n fact, you could've done
that whole thing by hand .

You only supplemented your skill
with a machine

- because they made you .
- I want a lawyer.

Sure, that'II convince people
you're innocent.

Whoever paid you to make that fake

stole the original themselves,
making you an accomplice.

[SCOFFS]

I was hired to make a copy
of a painting , which is not illegal .

What the guy did with it after that
is his business.

And the irony is,
he's not gonna take the fall for it.

You are.

- Just give me his name.
GALLO: Jacques LaBeaux.

Real-estate tycoon ,
friend of the mayor.

He paid Daniels to forge the painting .

Most of LaBeaux's online accounts
were impenetrable,

but we discovered
that he pays two electric bills,

one for his main house and one
for a separate climate-controlled room .

- It's a wine cellar.
- No, that's not a wine cellar.

Look at the electricity usage.
It's a huge room.

Much more suitable for storing art.

- Gonna have to trust Happy on this.
TOBY: Trust me on this, Walter.

We're talking wine,
one of my specialties.

Doesn't matter right now.

All we have is the word
of an admitted forger.

We'll never get
a search warrant with that.

I'll call in some favors,
see if I can't get a wiretap,

but it'll take some time.

You hang tight
until you receive further orders.

I'll update you
as soon as I have something .

Okay, so LaBeaux
commissioned the fake.

We have to assume
he has the real painting .

Chances are, he's trying to move it.
Any idea on his whereabouts?

SYLVESTER: I'm digging , I'm digging .
Okay, got something .

He's at home preparing
for a big charity gala tonight.

Guys, this is happening right now.
He'll be hosting hundreds of people.

- Three bars, live music. . .
WALTER: And us.

Cabe told us--

WALTER:
Cabe'II cost us an opportunity.

HAPPY: We really gonna smuggle
a painting out during a party?

There will be equipment
coming in and out.

Trucks, commotion .
The whole thing could be a subterfuge

to try and smuggle that painting
out of the country tonight.

Happy, Toby, you'll slip in ,
try and locate that painting .

If you can't find it,

then we're gonna need all the details
that we can get

on LaBeaux
and his business dealings.

Paige, I'm gonna hack us
onto the guest list,

try and get us close to LaBeaux
so we can clone his phone.

SIy, you'll QB from the van .

Without Cabe,
we won't get the gear we need .

And I have nothing to wear.

I am not being a diva.
I was a broke waitress six weeks ago.

I literally have nothing to wear
for a fancy party.

I know someone
who can help on both fronts.

H ETTY:
You were smart to come back.

This party, I'm sure,
will have a fashion-forward crowd ,

and in the wrong clothes,
you'd be spotted immediately as fakes.

HAPPY:
It's Halloween weekend .

Why isn't LaBeaux
having a costume ball?

WALTER: Rich people are smart.
They know that Halloween is foolish .

- Aren't you a ray of sunshine?
TOBY: And I'm a waiter.

H ETTY:
Wow.

Sometimes I even surprise myself.

PAIG E:
Is this okay?

Brava.

- Really?
- Yes.

You silver-tongued devil , you .

Well , what about--? What about me?

Well , uh , you're in the van,
so you can wear your stupid shirt.

Yes.

Do you have any Halloween costumes
for a 9-year-old boy?

Like, uh , a zombie or a ninja
or a pirate?

I'll keep looking .

These comm devices
are on an encoded frequency.

There you go.

- And there.
HAPPY: Thank you .

Out you go,

before I start to regret
Ioaning you my things.

I've never been to a party like this.

Don't worry. You'll fit right in .

PAIG E: Thank you .
- Of course.

Okay.

There you go.
What about the guest list?

Oh , I took care of it.

MAN : Last name?
- Gauguin .

[BAN D PLAYI NG JAZZ M USIC]

- Looks just like my apartment. Heh .
- Focus.

We may never recover that painting

unless we get LaBeaux's data,
wherever he is.

[MAN SPEAKI NG I N FRENCH]

I'm your host, Jacques LaBeaux,

and tonight we will be raising money
for the Arts Are Fundamental charity.

I hope you'll all open your hearts,
and your wallets,

for this great cause.

For is there any more noble pursuit
than the arts?

Science, mathematics,
professional wrestling .

- Anything besides art.
- You're missing the point--

SYLVESTER [ON COMM] : ln position.
- Here. Time to go.

LaBEAUX:
Literature, writing , music.

AIarm off in three, two, one.

PAIG E:
l'm unlocking the door.

SYLVESTER:
To get to the storage locker,

take the northwest stairs
to the basement level .

Now, to clone LaBeaux's phone,

we have to get this
within five feet of him

for three uninterrupted minutes.

Easy. We'Il just stand near him .

- Where'd he go?
- I don't-- I don't know.

[BAN D PLAYI NG SLOW JAZZ]

- Got him . Let's dance next to him .
WALTER: Oh .

Come on .
There has to be a more efficient way.

This is the most efficient way.

WALTER:
I don't dance. Hmph .

HAPPY:
Here's the storage locker.

It's a 96-bit
triple-encrypted TD9 lock.

You know how impressed I am when
I have no idea what you're saying?

Remind me
to dumb it down next time.

[BEEPI NG]

- You ready?
- Nope.

You need to stay within five feet of him
for three minutes starting now.

We're a couple, remember?

Do you know where
to put your hands?

[CH UCKLI NG]
You're not pushing me on a swing .

Lower.

Lower.

Put your hand lower.

Good, now keep it there,
at the small of my back.

- Oh , that's not bad . It's easy, right?
- Basic mathematics.

Count the beats, four-four time,
about 76 beats per minute.

That explains it.

[BEEPS]

We're in .

It's a wine cellar.

Do you know why
geniuses can't dance?

- Because we have two left brains.
- Heh .

Walter, did you just make a joke?

I used wordplay
to manipulate a common phrase.

Well , it's a start.

I think your experiment
is starting to work.

Download will complete
in 15 seconds.

[BEEPI NG]

Oh , no. Malfunction .
Walter, the cloning device reset.

You have to start
the download all over.

- We have to keep dancing .
- Okay.

May I cut in?

I can't not dance with the most
beautiful woman at my party.

- Heh .
- Ninety seconds. Stall , Walter.

- Oh , if it's all right with you , honey.
- Uh , I'd be delighted .

I'll just be over there, honey.

- Okay, how much longer?
- Eighty seconds and counting .

[S IGHS]

It's a cover.

No one keeps
such fine vintages this cold .

It's not just a wine cellar.

There's gotta be a door
or a cabinet or something .

- How much time left?
- Thirty seconds. Will you stop asking?

That's, like, the fourth time.
What's gotten into you , anyway?

This was recently installed .

It's gotta be hiding a secret door.

HAPPY: No door.
- Come on .

SYLVESTER: Walter, we got it.
- Okay.

Excuse me. May I?

[LaBEAUX SPEAKS I N FRENCH]

Okay.

- Download complete?
- Download complete.

- There's nothing behind there.
- No, nope.

[YELLS]

It's just a wine cellar.

MAN : What was that noise?
- Oh , no.

MAN :
Somebody go check that out.

- Someone's coming .
- That's the only exit.

- What's going on?
- Time to go.

We're about to get made.
Do something .

SYLVESTER:
I'm on it.

Okay. Go, go, go.

PAIG E:
What happened to you guys?

HAPPY: We got out through
the kitchen . I ran into a cake.

I don't wanna talk about it.

WALTER:
No art, but we cloned the phone.

Step on it.

TOBY:
It was an easy mistake.

How could I have known
that was a wine cellar?

The painting could be somewhere else
in the house.

No, not anymore. By now LaBeaux's
found the broken wine bottles.

He knows someone's hacked
into the power.

He knows we're onto him.
He's gonna move that painting .

Sylvester,
you search his call history?

Art world's supposed to be rarefied air,
but instead it's full of thieves.

This guy stole from the museum ,
who stole from the Muellers.

- This is the intellectual elite?
- I thought you didn't care about art.

- I'm faking it, remember?
- Sounds awfully real .

Somewhere along the line,
you had a breakthrough .

- You're improving .
SYLVESTER: Okay.

LaBeaux made half a dozen calls
to one number

in the 48 hours before
the original painting disappeared .

The name is encrypted ,
but I think I can break it.

- I n how long?
- That long .

I thought I didn't like him
because he was a know-it-all jerk.

SYLVESTER: Here's an e-mail
from LaBeaux to Paulson

with his bank's routing
and account numbers.

LaBeaux provides access
to the fake,

Paulson provides access
to the original .

We didn't find the painting
at LaBeaux's, because he never had it.

Paulson does.

As curator, he could easily pull this off.
He plans the exhibits.

HAPPY: Biermann's worth nine
figures. He wouldn't move it by air.

There are more security gaps
at the docks.

We'll call Cabe from the van .

Paige, take this to Hetty.

It can't be discussed over the phone.
She'Il understand .

- What's this about?
- Read it. You'll see.

Oh , I'm gonna need your car as well ,
for the Wi-Fi .

You take the van , and hurry.
I appreciate it.

I never thought I'd hear him say that.

WOMAN : Safe to say this
is when the mission went

from the frying pan into the fire?

Safe to say anything you want,
unless it pisses me off.

You're guilty
of breaking and entering ,

trespassing and larceny.

Do you even think how Walter
puts all your lives at risk?

We're geniuses. AIl we do is think.

Ever think about how none of you
have anywhere else to go,

especially you?

Since, from what I can tell ,
you have no family to speak of.

There is always a plan ,

and we follow it
because we believe in Walter.

And besides, as soon as we knew
the play with the curator,

we called our superior.

- Paulson? The curator?
WALTER: We 'Ve got him.

We're on his tail .
We followed him to his house.

- He put the painting in a car.
- You went through private property

without a warrant.
Anything you saw is inadmissible.

Actually, it is admissible, because
we're not working at your behest.

We're operating as private citizens,

so the more we defy you ,
the more legal it is.

That's good to know.
We gotta remember that for next time.

I scanned the manifest
at the San Pedro docks.

There's one ship Ieaving
for Shanghai in an hour.

And guess who booked space
in the cargo hold . Paulson .

If that boat leaves with the painting ,
it's gone.

We're accessing
his car's operational mainframe.

Meet us on the Sixth Street bridge.

We'll cut Paulson's engine.
All you have to do is arrest him .

You'll find the stolen painting
in the trunk.

No drama, no high-speed chase,
no risk.

Okay, but do not engage.
We don't wanna endanger the public.

We'll keep it safe,
just like the painting .

Use the built-in Wi-Fi .

HAPPY:
Got full bars. We're in .

We got control of his car.

Cutting engine power.

[ENG I N E SPUTTERI NG]

[ENG I N E STRUGGLI NG]

Raising engine temp.

Eek.

[S I REN CH I RPI NG]

- You're under arrest.
- Painting's in the trunk.

GALLO: Agents are en route.
They'll take it to the museum .

Another unit is apprehending
LaBeaux right now.

Well done, guys.
You sure know your tech .

SYLVESTER:
Oh , no. The painting .

That might be our fault.

HAPPY: Something must have
gone wrong with the frequency

- or the F-6 diode or--
M ERRICK: I don't care.

What I care about is this.

And you destroyed
a $ 100 million painting .

[S I REN WAI LS]

Where are you going?

Well , I told you the whole story,
so we're done.

Forensic gave me
your cloning device.

I carried it in my bag . I jostled it.
I even dropped it.

Not once did
the device accidentally reset.

Which is why I find it odd
that it got reset

while you were dancing with Paige.

It was probably
some radio-wave interference.

Know what I really think happened?

You enjoyed dancing with Paige,

holding her, being close.

You didn't want it to stop,
so you reset the device yourself.

You risked the entire mission

to dance with her
for 30 more seconds.

- I would never jeopardize a mission .
- I have met with all of your team.

- They rely on you . They defend you .
- They're brilliant, they're talented ,

and all I've ever tried to do
is protect them.

Together we can do things
that no one else can do.

It's up to you to decide whether
you'll allow us to keep doing that.

Now, excuse me.

[DOOR OPENS AN D CLOSES]

Okay. So I ran the potentialities,

and the Iikelihood of us
passing this test is very low.

The good news is,
either way, we got this.

It would pair beautifully
with a leg of Iamb.

But given our higher-than-normal
anxiety levels,

I think we should pop
this open right now.

Guys.

- You passed .
- Aah !

- Yeah! Give me some.
- Ha!

- Let's go pop this.
PAIG E: Good idea.

WALTER:
Enjoy.

So, um ...

- ...Dr. Davis thinks we're okay?
- Well , I wouldn't go that far.

She passed you
because, and I quote,

"Mr. O'Brien seems to believe

that lying to a federal psychologist
is justified

so long as the job is done.

However, his deeper motivation
stems not, as he states,

from a desire
to complete his mission,

but from empathy
for his team members.

[CORK POPS]

He has created for himself
a purpose

and for each of them a family,

a safe haven,
a place to reach their potential ."

Doesn't sound like you .

- That hurts.
- I doubt that.

It got me thinking about things
that didn't make sense.

Like when you hacked Paulson's car
and it didn't exactly work as planned .

Well , technology's
not always reliable.

It is when you guys do it.

I went to the evidence Iocker to look
for the fake painting , couldn't find it.

I don't know how we'll build a case

against Paulson and LaBeaux
without it.

This isn't the first time
they've done this.

Their records will lead you
to all their stolen art.

Your case will be airtight.

And if I had Forensics test the ashes
of that painting,

would it be the fake or the original?

Forensics won't reveal
the painting's authenticity,

because it was completely
destroyed in the fire.

And if I were to call the Mueller family,
would they be particularly happy?

[SPEAKS I N GERMAN]

- Thank you .
- Let's keep this between us.

Don't hang it near your window,
Mrs. Mueller.

I'll walk you out.

No one will know about this?

Not I nterpol , not Cabe, no one.

Before, you said that painting
was meaningless.

Now you broke the law
to return it to its rightful owner.

I grew to appreciate its, uh ,
subtle beauty and Iyrical composition .

Fine, I still don't get it.

You know, I saw how Duke Guillaume
Iooked at Countess Stephanie,

and I saw the way
you looked at Paige.

Something made you understand
that family's connection to the painting .

Something .

Or someone.

Everything happened
like I said it did .

For real .

PAIG E: Hello? They said we should
come in here. Come on .

[POP M USIC PLAYI NG
OVER SPEAKERS]

Hello?

[PAIGE LAUGHS]

I guess you don't
hate Halloween after all .

- Oh , we still hate it.
- But we love Ralph .

We were hoping we could tag along
to your school party.

TOBY:
Mmm .

My highly tuned facial-recognition skills
tell me that is a yes.

PAIG E: Mmm.
All right, let me guess who's who.

Super Fun Guy? No surprises there.

U h ...

- Sigmund Freud?
- Ah , precisely.

Which means
I'm dressed as a hack.

- Meow.
TOBY: Every girl does that costume.

It's still hot.

Mm, ahem.

- I give up.
- Agent Cabe Gallo.

[LAUGHS]

PAIG E: Okay.
- We cooked something up for you .

You come with us, big man .

TOBY: Argh !
PAIG E: Oh .

So let me get something straight.

Art makes you feel nothing,

yet you lied to your superiors
and risked your job

in order for us to return the painting
to its rightful heirs.

You also think Halloween
is nonsensical,

and yet you took time off work
to get dressed up

and go to Ralph's party.

For a guy who says
he has no feelings,

you sure are sweet.

Ah , it's just a costume. Heh .

[DOOR OPENS]

Oh , my God .
That's the perfect costume.

WALTER:
Yeah , I thought you'd like it.

Hey, come on ,
we've got a party to catch .

You know, Ralph , uh,

Halloween started off as a day
to ward off evil spirits.

- Isn't that stupid?
- Yeah .

Yeah . But who cares?
Let's go get some candy.