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(All characters, organizations,)

(and events in this drama are fictitious.)

(Broadcasting guidelines were followed during the shooting of animals.)

I'm leaving work now and it takes 15 minutes to get home.

So I'd like a fried chicken,

one Coke Zero, pickled radishes, and...

Ms. Baek Ji Won?

Ji Won, why did you kidnap me for no reason?

I cannot wait any longer.

If you give me that Become Good-Looking Oil,

I'll proceed with your Jasmine solo content.

Please wait a bit longer.

I've waited long enough.

This was not what you promised.

All right. I will give you a response by tomorrow, no matter what.

Tomorrow?

Are you sure?

Yes. Please trust me.

Okay.

- Mouth. - Mouth.

- No. - Mouth.

(Hanbang Building)

(Episode 6)

Door closing.

Nice save today as always.

Hi, Shiba.

Door closing.

Yes.

Why does this keep happening?

Excuse me? What was that?

What was what?

Why? What?

I thought you said something just now.

No, I didn't say anything.

I see.

Okay.

Do I have to pick my ears?

I'm going to drink coffee.

The Silver Play Button...

from Pennsylvania has just arrived.

Already?

Wait.

The Gold Play Button also arrived today.

Let me see. The Gold Play Button.

Look. I'm Ji Jin Hee.

You're Ji Jin Hee.

The Gold Play Button.

Are you crazy? How dare you drop our Goldie!

You have to stay alert. You must not drop this.

Be gentle.

Sorry. I was too excited and my grip got loose.

But what's wrong with your voice and all? Do you have a cold?

A cold? You have a cold?

Would you like a nice and warm cilantro tea?

No, thanks. I'll go to the hospital later.

Thank you, Scriptwriter Ga.

PD Cho, be careful not to catch a cold.

Let's start the meeting.

Okay.

Is there a mask?

(Episode 6-1 The Reason My Heart is Fluttering.)

Scriptwriter Wang and I will investigate on-site tomorrow for 'TTC' Episode Three.

You said the concept was detox camping, right?

Yes.

It's a camping to get away from stress caused by smartphones and social media.

That's a good idea.

There's something I have to...

How are things going with the Kickickickick song?

We have a date to start recording.

KICKKICKKICKKICK Song coming soon.

Stay tuned.

There's something I have to say to...

This is the end of the meeting.

Everyone can get on with their work now. Good luck.

- Okay. - Thank you.

- Good job, everyone. - Good job.

Honey, fan properly.

Seriously.

I'm doing my best.

Is it because I lack energy now?

It would be great if someone gave me some herbal medicine.

You're talking like you have a bunch of money.

This is strange.

This is strange, indeed.

Mr. Neighbour!

Hi.

Can you come and help fan this?

No?

It seems his heart hurts.

It seems so.

Cilantro tea is the best for the heart.

Isn't it?

How did it go?

When will Jasmine's content be created?

Actually...

Actually what?

Don't slur your words and be coherent.

Actually, CEO Cho said...

he'll think about it some more.

That's what he said.

You said you were influential in KICKKICKKICKKICK, No In Seong.

Didn't you promise me that if I gave you the Become Good-Looking Oil,

then you'd proceed with Jasmin's solo content?

Well, actually,

that's...

Give me back the Become Good-Looking Oil.

But I used it up already.

What? No way.

That doesn't make sense.

If you used a whole bottle of the Become Good-Looking Oil,

you can't look like this. No way.

Can you? No, right?

Miss Jasmine.

Please calm down and listen to me.

During the general meeting today,

the topic of your solo content was brought up.

It seems they're thinking about the direction of it.

You know he's a popular PD.

He must be sensitive with so much on his mind.

I'm so scared.

My heart is about to burst.

I'm so scared.

This is strange.

Everything's strange in here.

Mom, I'm scared.

Yes?

It's you.

Go down there.

I won't get a massage today.

Why not?

To be honest, I hate it when others touch me.

Then will you get a consultation today?

Yes.

Okay, then. Have a seat here.

Would you like some tea?

Okay.

This is herb tea that's good for relaxing the mind and body.

You can tell me.

Last time,

you said my heart hurting was a temporary phenomenon.

Yes, I said it could be a temporary phenomenon.

Why? Does your heart still hurt and keep pounding?

Yes.

Quite often.

Does it go...

"ba ba bump?"

Or does it go "ba bump?"

Or does it go "ba bump bump?"

Hold on.

Bump bump bump, ba ba ba bump, ba ba ba bump.

Bump bump bump.

I think it goes like that.

That rhythm.

I think you're in love.

What?

No.

I hate things like that. Things like love.

Of course, when you meet someone you hate or think about them,

your heart may beat faster.

It's part of a stress reaction.

The body prepares to fight or run away.

It's a reaction of struggle or escape.

No wonder.

I'm relieved.

Is there a solution for this?

Face it.

Face it?

If you're in an inevitable situation...

where you have to be in the same place and time...

- with the person you hate, - Yes.

it's important to properly face the problem.

You have to get used to it.

- Get used to it. - One more thing.

Trying to find the person's virtue is...

also a good way.

Virtue.

Then...

Thank you.

I think I can solve this.

- Thank you. - Really?

And thank you for the tea.

Face it.

Face it. Okay.

- Virtue. - Virtue.

Excuse me.

During the general meeting today,

did anyone bring up the topic about Jasmine's content?

No. I haven't heard anything about that.

I see. Okay.

Virtue.

- Face it. - Face it.

Thank you.

Look at you.

No In Seong, you come right here.

Come here again.

It's hot.

Every day...

Why is this stuck?

Seriously.

Yes, Ms. Baek Ji Won?

No In Seong.

During the general meeting today,

I heard that nothing about my content was brought up.

Can you explain this?

Who said that?

That's not the point.

Was it brought up or not?

Actually...

Lying will cause bigger trouble.

I'll be honest. Listen to me.

I had a talk alone with CEO Cho.

Are you sure?

Yes, of course.

Okay.

Then I'll check with CEO Cho myself.

What should I do?

Think.

CEO Cho.

You scared me. What is it?

I have to urgently call someone but my phone died.

So I need your phone, CEO Cho.

- What? - Yes, this is it. Thank you.

- What... - You're sick, aren't you?

What are you doing?

Keep being sick.

- You're insane. - Bye.

(CEO Cho)

(Baek Ji Won)

Yes, this is PD Cho.

CEO Cho?

What's wrong with your voice, CEO Cho?

I have severe flu.

This virus spread all over my body in an instant...

so I lost my voice.

Then I'll go and talk to you in person.

I'm losing connection so...

No In Seong!

- Where are you, No In Seong? - No In Seong?

No In Seong, where did this brat go?

My Samsong Limited Edition.

(Editing Room)

Shiba, what are you doing?

I was working on something.

I see.

Shiba, what do you think about free hot pot?

It's free only until today.

I was going to eat with Mark,

but this jerk suddenly called it off.

So I want to give this great opportunity...

to you, Shiba. What do you think?

I have to keep working here. I have to try.

Nobody only has flaws.

Face it. Virtue. Let's go.

Let's go.

CEO Cho, why is your face wrapped in bandages?

Cold.

Poor you.

I'm fine.

Your solo content has been approved.

Really?

Then I'll leave this here and...

Okay.

Don't strain your throat too much.

Take a rest. Okay.

It's hot.

I hope she doesn't come here again.

I can't believe this just happened.

Boil.

Do you come here often?

Yes.

Here's your cilantro.

Please leave the cilantro here.

He's a cilantro hater, that's why.

- She remembers that? - Thank you.

I hope you enjoy.

This amazing smell of cilantro.

She's actually scrupulous.

Do you want me to roll meat?

I'm really good at that.

Is she always considerate of others? Is this her virtue?

I'm good at rolling meat, so watch me.

Ready.

I'm sorry.

But that stuck to your face perfectly.

It's like you're wearing a meat facial mask.

Sorry.

No, I did not find her virtue.

Do you want an oil-control film?

She's definitely not normal.

I'm fine.

It's hot.

This is today's free ingredient, a whole squid.

A whole squid?

I'll cut it for you.

Okay, thank you.

My goodness.

- I'm so sorry. - Can I open my eyes?

- Can I open my eyes? - My goodness.

Why won't this come off?

No.

- I'm so sorry. - It's okay.

A squid with no ink is all sizzle and no steak.

I'm fine.

CEO Cho.

- Yes? - Yes?

What?

Who are you?

I'm obviously CEO Cho.

Who are you? Why are you impersonating me?

Who are you? Why are you impersonating me?

I'm not. Who are you?

I'm CEO Cho.

Open your eyes.

So, that insane guy,

I mean, No In Seong,

promised to make content on your name, and...

And took the Become Good-Looking Oil...

that money cannot buy.

That...

I have a very brilliant idea for this content.

- Do you want to hear about it? - Shut up.

If you lower your arms, you'll have to stay ten more minutes.

You said to go for it first, didn't you?

What?

Our goal is three million subscribers.

So if something unexpectedly succeeds, we'll be lucky.

So let's upload it first, and if nobody's that interested,

we could just cancel it.

That's right. As I said, I have a very brilliant idea.

I'll risk my life to help you out.

So please, give me a chance.

Darn it.

I hope you enjoy.

Thank you.

Getting ink on my face and getting a free tanghulu coupon from the store next.

I'm lucky Joo Ha.

Here.

I hate tanghulu.

Really? Then I'll have two tanghulus.

This is kind of ugly, so I'll eat one by one.

Look here.

What are you doing?

My gold tooth came off.

My gold tooth came off.

Then this is a golden tanghulu.

The price of gold is totally rising these days.

I'm lucky. I'll post this on a secondhand market and sell it.

Joo Ha, are you okay?

Yes. Has your gold tooth never come off before?

I'm lucky Joo Ha.

I ate hot pot for free, tanghulu for free,

my gold tooth came off while eating tanghulu...

and I got a coupon to take a picture in the Hanbang Photo Studio next door.

I'm lucky, lucky Joo Ha.

Isn't this exciting, Min Jae?

Not at all.

Are you okay, Shiba?

Yes, I am.

I'm relieved.

Your face almost got crushed.

You're lucky Shiba.

Sorry.

You shouldn't play baseball here.

There's a vacant lot by the intersection. Play baseball there.

Shiba, are you okay?

There's the Hanbang Photo Studio. Let's go.

I really hate Hanbang Photo...

Wait for me.

What else should I choose?

A devil.

PD Min Jae.

Number one.

And number two. Which one's better?

Both look bad.

Don't say that.

My face...

Why didn't you tell me my face was painted with ink?

I thought you knew. It seemed you were enjoying it.

Yes, I was enjoying it,

but it's not enjoyable when you're trying to take pictures.

But this is actually kind of funny.

I'll wash my face and come back, so save that booth in the far end.

I really hate saving spots.

I really hate not saving spots, so do it.

Where are you going?

To wash.

Like this...

What am I doing?

Shiba, did you save a spot?

Which one is it? This one?

Come inside.

Come on.

I look better with my hair tied, but there's no hairband.

They're there.

- Thanks. Hold on. - Okay.

How do I look?

How do I look?

Okay.

Then, let's get our picture taken.

The remote.

Okay.

One, two, three.

You're so out of style. Haven't you tried this before?

Follow me.

Cup your face.

Cup your face.

The harmony of yoga and cycling.

Jasmine's Yoga-cling.

Let's cycle hard.

Everyone, cycle.

Follow me.

Cycle like you're a racehorse. Clip-clop.

No In Seong...

Cycle.

Young man.

Keep cycling.

Don't stop, guys.

(This is performance art.)

(I'm unsubscribing. Get rid of that dirty gray top.)

(Is that a stream of armpit sweat?)

(Number of subscribers -20,000)

How could...

we lose 20,000 subscribers...

in just two hours?

Twenty thousand? Just like that?

Exactly.

This was all No In Seong's idea.

So I want to proceed with my idea now.

What's your idea?

I'll think about it from now.

Get out.

Get out.

Twenty thousand...

- Smile. - Smile...

(Hanbang Building rooftop)

(All members of KICKKICKKICKKICK must participate.)

(If you work in the Hanbang Building, you're qualified.)

Fifteen minutes a day for office workers.

Jasmine's 15 Minute Class.

Together, let's...

Save Our Souls.

Okay, then.

But where's CEO Cho?

He suddenly wasn't feeling well, so he chose to leave work.

That's why he's CEO Cho.

Sorry. My apologies. Namaste.

This is Jasmine's 15 Minute Class.

Save Our Souls.

- Namaste. - Namaste.

But we're not even.

No, we had Kick.

- Bow wow. - Then we're even.

We're going to start with a simple couple yoga.

- Get in pairs. - Joo Ha will be my partner.

Well,

but you two are friends already, so no.

Let's get in pairs like this.

This is a pose that's great to form trust.

It's a couple airplane pose.

One will lie down,

and the other one will lean on the arms and legs of his or her partner...

and go up in the air.

So it would be better if the lighter one goes up, right?

Decide on your positions.

- Seventy-eight. - What?

I weigh 78kg. And you?

I obviously weigh less than you, so you lie down, In Seong.

Darn it.

Michael, I'm your junior colleague, so I'll lie down.

But I'm taller and heavier than you, so I'll lie down.

You're right.

- Namaste. - Namaste.

What position would you like, CEO Ji?

I'm the great actor Ji Jin Hee, so I'd like to go in the air.

- Lie down. - Okay.

Rely on the arms of your partner and float in the air.

One, two, three.

- There. - Superman.

What do you see, CEO Ji?

- Maintain a 90-degree angle. - Plane in the sky

That's right. You're doing great, Mark.

Wait a minute.

Wait.

Please wait.

- I have to poo. - Wait.

Be careful.

I'm going to poo. I don't have hair.

My goodness.

No.

In Seong has to poo.

Kick.

You have a nosebleed. Jasmine, come here.

(Yoga class disaster! KICKKICKKICKKICK)

What should I do?

(Number of subscribers 2.1 million)

(Congratulations)

Just 15 minutes a day, Jasmin's Holistic Yoga Therapy.

Let's make it a regular!

It really hurts.

The weather is great today.

You're mean.

I can't even wear sunglasses,

because someone hurt my nose.

The sun is too dazzling.

I'm sorry.

I hope this detox camping is okay.

We shouldn't give regular people a hard time on our show.

I had a nosebleed for two days. Nothing will beat this.

Sorry.

What's "sorry?"

I've never been sorry my whole life.

It's you who should be sorry, Scriptwriter Wang, right?

Say sorry to me. Apologise now.

Seriously.

Sorry.

My mom said I had the best-looking nose.

(Episode 6-2 Your Toner Scent in the Camper Van)

I think five cameras will be enough.

One for full shots, one to keep fixed, two for bust shots, one for tight shots.

Good.

And PD Cho,

I need a reflector and a lot of retouching.

My face is not the same anymore.

In the past, I used to have super fine skin.

It was never super fine.

So grant my favor.

Who asks for a reflector on a variety show?

You should just look natural and show how naturally old you're getting.

But we need a lot of views to earn more money.

This is good for KICKKICKKICKKICK.

Having fine skin won't increase the number of views.

Just do me a favor.

- Fine. I'll think about it. - Okay.

How many staff are you thinking?

Seven in the camera team, and we need some for audio and lighting.

I think it'll be less than twenty.

Really? Can't we hire more?

No.

Okay, then.

The costs of labor and production are too high.

Okay.

CEO Cho.

- CEO Cho. - Yes?

Minimalism is a thing for YouTube videos these days.

So one or two cameras will be enough.

- One or two? - Yes.

Trivialness and naturalness are the recent trend.

- What? - You had no idea.

Trivialness? Naturalness?

Yes.

That's hilarious.

Trend? That's good.

You made a very good point.

But following the trend is not always the answer.

That's what I, PD Cho, think.

So we will follow standard tactics to get ten million views.

- Ten million? - That's too...

Ten million.

That's going to be hard.

What's with those faces?

Is there a problem?

Ten million is actually ridiculous.

I also think "Let's Make It"...

will be out of style if we follow standard tactics.

Out of...

Did you say I'm out of style?

You should follow the trend of the era, too, PD Cho.

The trend...

No. I think I am right.

When everyone said no,

I'm the one who chose Actor Ji Jin Hee...

who was only acting in dramas and such...

How about asking KICKERs their opinions, then?

That's a good idea.

Let's post a notice for a vote on the forum.

Okay. Deal.

- Deal? - Deal.

The GPS is not working, probably because we're deep in the mountain.

I have eyes, too.

Although I have a hurt nose.

Don't touch it.

(Searching for a new route)

The GPS is working again.

I said I have eyes, too.

It's just my nose that's hurt.

Don't touch my phone. You'll hurt it.

Seriously. My nose hurts.

Suppress it.

There.

How nice.

There's really nothing at all because it's an unmanned campsite.

It opened not long ago,

so we can't even see traces of others, either.

Right.

First of all...

(Composition Plan)

(1 Digital Detox, Bury phones and car key)

(2. Trivial Thoughts Detox: Zone out looking at the mountains)

(3. Collection and Cooking: Prepare meals in nature)

I think this is enough.

You should dig ten more meters.

That'll be enough.

Do you want me to bury you here?

No way.

What are you doing? Leave your phone there. Here's mine.

- I'm tired. - And the car key, too.

Air conditioners are the main contributors to environmental damage as well.

What was after burying phones?

I should check the composition plan.

Wait, where's my phone?

Right. I buried it.

It's okay. I know it by heart.

Of course, you should know it by heart.

Because you can't know it by your nose.

To zone out properly looking at the mountains,

the way of breathing is important.

Breathe in,

breathe out.

Breathe in...

What are you doing?

I'm detoxing the wounds you gave me...

by breathing in and out.

Double nosebleed.

Double nosebleed.

This works.

(Vote for the KICKKICKKICKKICK shooting method you prefer, KICKERs.)

(Minimalism shoot (1-2 cameras) 99.9 percent)

(Maximalism shoot (5 cameras) 0.1 percent)

Ninety-nine point nine percent?

And 0.1 percent.

I can't believe this.

Do we have to shoot with only one or two cameras?

What are you saying? We can't shoot with just one or two.

This is so...

What's the result?

It seems our CEOs were checking the result of the vote.

We were right, weren't we?

Right?

It does seem that triviality and naturalness are the recent trends.

We should follow that.

- We can't. - Be quiet.

- Aren't you guys hungry? - That was unexpected.

Jin Hee is born to be loved

I have this stir-fried spicy pork coupon.

Let's talk about the recent trend while we eat.

Let's go have a meal.

(Joo Ha's Coupon) (Eating whatever Jin Hee wants with him)

Okay.

Let's eat stir-fried spicy pork for lunch today.

- Let's go. - Let's go.

Darn it.

I can't even.

Everyone's so mean.

Despite everything, you were once a popular producer,

and you're the CEO of this company.

Is that what you think as well, In Seong?

There are many problems about the MZs these days.

But you're also an MZ, In Seong.

I'm a half MZ and a sane one, too.

- HMZ? - HMZ.

- SMZ? - SMZ.

Then what's the problem with MZs?

Not only in their house but also in the company,

they want senseless freedom.

Right.

That's commonplace in KICKKICKKICKKICK, too.

Commonplace.

- No fixed time to go to and leave work. - Right.

Disrespect toward the boss and elders.

Disrespect.

The overuse of emojis.

The overuse of emojis is so annoying.

For the future of KICKKICKKICKKICK,

I believe this requires improvement no matter what.

Make everyone gather right now.

- Gather. - Gather.

- Okay, I'll do that. - Okay.

I'm going to gather them.

Everyone gather for an urgent meeting.

Gather in the communal space in ten minutes.

There.

There.

- Wait just a little. - Let's see.

Yes, let's see.

I'm going to see...

Those ridiculous brats.

- A response. - Already.

They still reply fast.

"Okay."

Actor Ji said "Okay." And Baek Ji Won...

As you know, I have to attend a seminar today.

So I can't attend the meeting.

- She reported this before. - She reported that before.

Why aren't the MZers replying?

Just wait a little.

We have to check their reaction.

Scriptwriter Ga.

It's a selfie.

Where are they?

"We're waiting in line in the new macaron place."

"It'll be our turn soon,"

"so start the meeting without us."

"We'll bring a super tasty macaron set."

They're hopeless.

- They're out of their minds. - Calm down.

What's this?

Someone used the company card.

(Daldal Macaron 168 dollars)

Why buy macaron she wants to eat with the company credit card?

It's 168 dollars.

Those rude little brats. This shows how much they disregard you.

You have to take action, CEO Cho.

- I'm going to get them. - You're going to get them.

Mark, this is good.

- I know, right? - Yes.

This is delicious.

It tastes the same, right?

Everyone, focus.

Where did I see that before?

What's with your outfits?

Are you a drill instructor or something?

Did you decide to give a change in your style?

That doesn't suit you at all.

There's been indiscipline in KICKKICKKICKKICK recently.

- Isn't that right? - That's right.

Yeah.

First of all, PD Lee Min Jae.

Why do you keep ignoring CEO Cho's KakaoTalk messages?

I never ignored them.

I'm always the first one to respond.

Show us.

See? There's the check mark.

- Where? - There.

- What's this? - Why do you reply like this?

I can't see clearly, either. Where is it?

- Here. Press it, and it'll show. - I see it now.

What do you see?

Pressing it shows who made the check mark. I see.

I can see it clearly.

Anyway, we currently have 2.19 million subscribers,

and until we reach our goal, three million,

we need 810,000 more. This is a pivotal moment.

- You memorized all that? - Cool.

- Pull yourself together. - Pull myself together.

This is a pivotal moment, and for peace and development...

of KICKKICKKICKKICK, Director No In Seong and I made...

some new rules.

Wait, what?

Why was I not informed of this?

Since when was No In Seong the director?

Did In Seong get promoted to director?

How about a team dinner, then?

- Team dinner? - Team dinner. Beef.

- Pull yourself together. - Pull myself together.

So what are the internal regulations?

Drill instructor.

Entering the pantry more than three times a day is not allowed.

What?

- Strictly keep 55 minutes for work. - Work.

- Strictly keep five minutes for breaks. - Breaks.

During work hours, entering the bathroom, pantry, and rooftop,

- not allowed. - Not allowed.

This is ridiculous.

How can anyone go to the bathroom, pantry,

and jump on a trampoline in just five minutes?

I even have to water Cilantree.

I have to play games, so this...

Strictly keep thirty minutes for lunch and dinner.

You get one negative point for each minute you're late.

Ten negative points result in a deduction on your monthly salary.

That's ridiculous. You can't deduct...

No compromise whatsoever.

I don't have to follow these rules, do I?

No exceptions.

You're the CEO, so you must lead by example.

Lead by example.

But...

CEO Ji, please say something.

What do you think you guys are...

Darn it.

Silence. From now on, conduct yourselves.

Conduct yourselves.

- Drill instructor. - Yes?

- Let's go. - Yes, sir.

But...

CEO Ji, are you going to let this pass?

Conduct yourselves.

What?

That's right.

What was that?

I did what you told me, but it doesn't work.

Seriously?

You have to target the center of the firewood.

Try it again.

I can't.

Move.

- Just go and prepare wild greens. - Okay.

It's hot.

That's enough...

to stack up to the Northern Duke Grand Master Federik.

That's worth saving in my gallery.

Camera.

My phone.

Right. I don't have it. No.

Yes.

I think this is enough.

Wait, you still haven't prepared anything at all.

Why are you so slow?

Gosh.

How do you even work?

Are you a slowpoke or what?

Yes, you're a slowpoke.

Joo Ha, I think I drank too much coffee.

This is urgent. How many minutes do we have left?

Not many.

No chatting.

I'm going to wet my pants.

Move.

Wait.

Sorry.

I'm going to eat chips.

What should I eat?

You scared me.

Ga Joo Ha, you've been to the pantry three times already.

You cannot enter the pantry anymore.

What? There's no way.

Let me see that.

I'm going to eat this up.

I'm going to get rid of this.

Just a bit more. Yes.

- What was that? - Didn't you hear the alarm?

Go back to your seat or you'll get a negative point.

Move!

What was that? I was almost done.

Fine.

He's crazy.

You two should also go back to your seats immediately. Move!

We are.

Not yet.

Break time is over.

I'm done peeing.

No exceptions.

You have one negative point.

Darn it.

You're mean.

CEO Ji, break time is over.

As the CEO, you should be more punctual.

In Seong, please just pretend you didn't see this.

I'm Director No.

Director No, I have constipation.

So please give me more time.

No exceptions.

Get out now. Move!

But...

Hold on.

- Take this, at least. - Get out immediately and...

I'll make an exception and give you five more minutes.

So deal with it in five and come out.

Yes, sir.

You have exactly 30 minutes for dinner.

Dinnertime starts now. Move!

What?

What's wrong with him?

Just go.

- Why? What's wrong? - Hurry up.

What's going on?

What's there we can eat in 30 minutes?

Going there and coming back should not take more than ten minutes.

It shouldn't be something too hot.

But you're the CEO, CEO Ji.

Why are you also suppressed like us?

You're right.

Well, I don't know why, either.

KICKKICKKICKKICK is one, that's why.

- It's here. - Let's go.

I'll eat a sandwich, CEO Ji.

Okay. Let's make it four sandwiches, then.

Okay. Good.

Michael.

I'd like this, and this one, too.

Hello. Are you here for a sandwich?

Yes. Make your order.

Wheat bread is the bread that doesn't make you fat, right?

Right.

Then make a hinge cut in it, please.

And tomatoes...

They taste bad, so take them out.

Okay. We'd like four sandwiches. All of them in...

No. They're healthy, so just add them.

Okay, add them.

Are you done?

Take out raw onions because I have gastritis.

You have to pay.

- You're done, right? - Four sandwiches in...

Right. I almost forgot.

Pay.

How much is 70g of beef bulgogi?

Beef bulgogi will make you fat.

Earlier you said that you wanted to lose weight.

You even asked for a hinge cut, so why ask to fill the cut with meat?

I'd also like 30g of beef bulgogi.

Hurry.

Did we get it? No?

It's all Michael's fault.

This is my second time, CEO Ji.

I'm in big trouble if I get caught again.

Hurry and eat up.

I'm back.

Did something happen while I was gone?

Calm down.

Calm down.

You have to trust her.

What I'm saying is...

that CEO Cho is Tyrant Cho.

Tyrant Cho?

That's CEO Cho's new nickname. Tyrant Cho, the dictator.

And his informant, Mr. NoFormant.

He's the biggest problem.

Rebuke them.

We need help.

(CEO Cho Young Sik)

I'll pour you a drink.

This water smells amazing.

We should've done this earlier.

Everyone's more productive and they reply right away.

Director No.

You're doing big work in Kickickickick.

Thank you for your appreciation, Chairman Cho.

Chairman Cho?

That sounds nice.

- While we're at it, - Yes?

How about making everyone come to work a bit earlier?

I'm a morning person, that's why.

Wait a minute.

Dinnertime is almost over, isn't it?

You're right, sir.

Check the time.

We have exactly three minutes left.

I'm this accurate.

I'll go out and collect tardiness fees.

This time, I'll join you, Director No.

Okay. Let's go, Chairman Cho.

- Let's go. - Yes.

But about negotiating my annual salary...

Let's think about that together some more.

- Great. - Take the lead.

He shows such disciplined movements.

He's Mr. Discipline himself.

Everyone gather.

Director, what's this?

I know. Is everyone out of their minds?

Those brats.

See what's going on.

Yes, I'll search for them.

The fire is kind of weak.

I know, right?

Scriptwriter Wang, I've been thinking this was really strange.

Don't you find the grooves in the bark strange?

They're too deep.

These are claw marks of bears.

What?

When I was working on "Law Of Survival,"

they said you should run away right away when you see these marks on wood...

because it means bears live there.

What if a bear comes here?

Isn't it obvious?

Scriptwriter Wang, it'll be impossible for both of us to survive anyway.

You're slow, so you should sacrifice yourself,

and I'll run away in the meantime.

Where should I run away?

Where to?

You scared me.

Why?

This is good.

Is what I'm seeing now a bear?

I think so.

Scriptwriter Wang, get up.

Get up.

It's a bear.

It's a bear. No.

That's a bear.

Get inside.

Do you think it'll leave once it eats all of that?

I hope so.

Why is it coming this way?

How can I know?

This won't do. We have to call 911.

Yes, we do.

I can't find my phone. Use your phone, Scriptwriter Wang.

Hold on.

- Time capsule. - Time capsule.

Where's the car key? Start the camper van.

Okay.

Time capsule.

What do they want to say to us as a group?

Are they planning to form a labour union or something?

CEO Cho, pull yourself together. Everything's fine.

Don't grow weak. We can do this.

- Overthrow dictatorship. Protect freedom. - What's that?

Overthrow dictatorship. Protect freedom.

(Overthrow dictatorship. Protect freedom.)

What's that?

- Overthrow dictatorship. Protect freedom. - Overthrow dictatorship. Protect freedom.

- CEO Ji. - What?

Why are you there when you're the CEO? Come here.

He won't.

- Come here. - Yes.

What?

I'm the CEO.

What?

I'm the CEO.

You traitor.

- You're so petty. - Petty?

- What do you think you're doing? - What do you think you're doing?

What do you think you're doing, CEO Cho?

Enter the pantry no more than three times?

Fifty-five minutes of work, and five minutes of rest?

Thirty minutes for dinner?

That causes an upset stomach.

This is a violation of human rights.

Isn't that right, CEO Ji?

- No, that's not right. - No.

That doesn't cause an upset stomach.

- You had an upset stomach. - But that is kind of short.

You had an upset stomach.

You are right!

- Grab him. - Yes!

You jerks. Thirty minutes is too short.

Five minutes is too short.

- I had to stop in the middle of pooing. - Same.

Human rights? Yes, that's important.

But this is a company.

It's not a place where you come to have fun.

No, it's not.

You should enjoy your hobby at home.

Yes, you should.

Excessive freedom threatening the development and peace of the company.

That's self-indulgence. It has to be restrained.

Don't you agree, CEO Ji?

CEO Ji, recover!

Recover!

- No way. - No.

That's right.

Joo Ha, why raise cilantro on the rooftop?

Mark, you're always playing games.

Min Jae, you're always on your computer.

What's with you guys?

You traitor.

You guys are traitors.

Are you saying you will not stand down?

We won't.

Okay, then.

Then...

we declare a strike.

A strike?

- No. - We won't work.

What are you saying? A strike, out of nowhere?

Representative of the labor union, state your opinion.

Yes.

Due to the breakdown in the negotiation between the labour union and the company,

"LUIC" and uploading videos on our channel is temporarily suspended.

We will upload this announcement on the forum.

No.

- The announcement is ready. - No.

We will really upload it.

No.

What are you doing?

Hold on. We should negotiate and...

- CEO Cho. - What?

You must stand firm at times like these.

Giving those workers a hearing is...

the same as giving them the opportunity to act arrogantly and impudently.

We will really upload it.

Wait. No.

Look me in the eye, CEO Cho.

You have to stay strong, CEO Cho.

The moment we take a step back,

we lose.

You must stay tenacious.

- Those jerks. - Drag him out!

What we want is simple.

Through an unjust promotion,

this shameless Director No In Seong oppressed...

and persecuted good employees,

so we propose his removal from the position.

Director No.

Director No.

Fine.

Let's talk.

Don't move.

Director No.

Lunchtime is less than an hour and a half.

Reply as quickly as you can.

Okay.

Abolish limited access to the pantry...

and dividing working hours and breaks.

- Good. - Abolished.

We'll abolish them.

Keep common courtesies toward each other.

When a similar dispute occurs,

decide on everything through the flower of democracy, voting.

Good.

- Good. - Perfect.

Representatives of the labor union and the company, please come forward.

If you agree, shake hands.

Okay.

(2024.11.21 We declare democratization in KICKKICKKICKKICK.)

I read an article...

about a family in Canada got trapped in a camper van because of a bear...

and was found as mummies a few years later.

Will that happen to us, too?

Don't be too pessimistic.

I know you're also scared right now, PD Tae Ho.

I'm not scared, but sad to lose things.

Of course.

Those muscles are too good to become dried up.

What?

Nothing.

What are you sad to lose?

I'm telling you this because I might die like this.

My dream is...

to become financially independent and to retire early.

Really?

Yes.

My father used to say this when I was a kid.

"I'm going to retire when I raise you children into grownups,"

"and enjoy the rest of my life traveling."

But...

just as I was about to fulfill my filial duties...

now that I became a producer at a broadcasting station,

he passed away.

On his way home after work,

he got hit by a drunk driver.

He never even got to go on a domestic flight.

He worked all his life and passed away.

While looking at his portrait at the funeral,

I made this resolution.

I will not marry.

I will work extremely hard until I'm 40...

and buy a small house and collect one million dollars...

and boldly retire.

Is that why you were acting so pathetic every day...

asking me for one bite of my food?

Yes.

I didn't know I'd face an unexpected death like this.

I should've just splurged.

If we survive,

I'll buy you a decent meal, Scriptwriter Wang.

Okay. Promise.

To be honest,

I'm also sad about something.

What is it?

I think I'll be able to say it after one more drink.

I'll bring it.

- I'll bring another bottle. - No, I'll bring it.

PD Kang.

What toner do you use?

I mean...

what I'm sad about is...

What?

I haven't tried it yet.

Tried what yet?

Kissing.

And...

(KICKKICKKICKKICK)

We got an offer for a couple photoshoot of CEO Ji and CEO Cho.

Bromance between two middle-aged men.

We're just doing business.

Are you saying you want to scout me?

This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Do you like being a celebrity that much?

I'm not Ji Jin Hee.

Whenever I get in there with PD Kang,

I write without any trouble afterward.

You crossed the line first, Scriptwriter Wang.

From the olden days,

men have been sensitive of the sound, smell, and view of that day.

He strangely makes me competitive.

Don't do that. You look beautiful.

- Where am I? - Somewhere far away.

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