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?? GOLDEN YEARS ??
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?? GOLD ??
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?? WHOP WHOP WHOP ??
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?? DON'T LET ME HEAR
YOU SAY ??
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?? LIFE'S TAKING YOU
NOWHERE ??
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?? ANGEL ??
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?? COME, GET UP, MY BABY ??
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?? LOOK AT THE SKY,
LIFE'S BEGUN ??
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?? THE NIGHTS ARE WARM,
AND THE DAYS ARE YOUNG ??
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?? COME, GET UP, MY BABY ??
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?? THERE'S MY BABY,
LOST, THAT'S ALL ??
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?? ONCE I'M BEGGIN' YOU ??
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?? SAVE HER LITTLE SOUL ??
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?? GOLDEN YEARS ??
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?? GOLD ??
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?? WHOP WHOP WHOP ??
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?? COME, GET UP, MY BABY ??
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?? LAST NIGHT,
THEY LOVED YOU ??
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?? OPENING DOORS
AND PULLING SOME STRINGS ??
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?? ANGEL ??
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?? COME, GET UP, MY BABY ??
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?? IN WALKED LUCK,
AND YOU LOOKED IN TIME ??
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?? NEVER LOOK BACK ??
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?? WALK TALL, ACT FINE ??
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?? COME, GET UP, MY BABY ??
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?? I'LL STICK
WITH YOU, BABY ??
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?? FOR A THOUSAND YEARS ??
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?? NOTHING'S
GONNA TOUCH YOU ??
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?? IN THESE GOLDEN YEARS ??
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?? GOLDEN YEARS ??
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?? GOLD ??
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?? WHOP WHOP WHOP ??
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?? COME, GET UP, MY BABY ??
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?? RUN FOR THE SHADOWS ??
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?? RUN FOR THE SHADOWS ??
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?? RUN FOR THE SHADOWS ??
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?? IN THESE GOLDEN YEARS ??
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?? SOME OF THESE DAYS,
AND IT WON'T BE LONG ??
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?? GONNA DRIVE BACK DOWN
WHERE YOU ONCE BELONGED ??
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?? IN THE BACK OF
A DREAM CAR, 20-FOOT LONG ??
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?? DON'T CRY, MY SWEET ??
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?? DON'T BREAK MY HEART ??
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?? DOIN' ALL RIGHT,
BUT YOU GOTTA GET SMART ??
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?? WISH UPON WISH
UPON DAY UPON DAY ??
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?? I BELIEVE, O LORD ??
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?? I BELIEVE
ALL THE WAY ??
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?? LOOK AT MY BABY,
LOST, THAT'S ALL ??
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?? ONCE I'M BEGGIN' YOU ??
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?? SAVE HER LITTLE SOUL ??
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DON'T LOSE IT.
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?? GET UP, MY BABY ??
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?? RUN FOR THE SHADOWS ??
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?? RUN FOR THE SHADOWS ??
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?? RUN FOR THE SHADOWS ??
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?? IN THESE GOLDEN YEARS ??
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?? COME, GET UP, MY BABY ??
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YOUR WORK STUDY IS
IN THE HOUSING OFFICE.
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6-YEAR MEDICAL PROGRAM--
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BIOLOGY,
ORGANIC CHEMISTRY--
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FULL ACADEMIC
SCHOLARSHIP?
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YEAH.
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I WANT TO KEEP FOCUSED
ON MY CAREER TRACK.
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OK, BUT THIS IS
A LOT OF CREDITS.
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BE SURE YOU DON'T
FALL BEHIND.
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I THINK I CAN HANDLE IT.
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?? I'LL STICK
WITH YOU, BABY ??
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?? FOR A THOUSAND YEARS ??
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?? NOTHING'S
GONNA TOUCH YOU ??
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?? IN THESE GOLDEN YEARS ??
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[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
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Boy: I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO TELL YOU.
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DUDES.
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IT DIDN'T GO AS FAR
AS I THOUGHT.
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STOP!
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HI.
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HEY.
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[DIFFERENT MUSIC PLAYING]
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Boy: WHY ARE YOU GOING
THROUGH MY STUFF?
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MA, WHY ARE YOU PUTTING
THE FLANNEL SHEETS ON?
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IT'S SEPTEMBER. YOU WANT
ME TO SWEAT MY ASS OFF?
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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[HAMMERING]
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WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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YOU MUST BE
ONE OF MY ROOMMATES.
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I'M JOSH.
THE SINGLE'S MINE.
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I CALLED IT.
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THAT SEEMS FAIR.
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OH, SORRY.
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Girl: SO, ANYWAY...
GOD, I'M STARVING.
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Girl: ME, TOO.
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Girl: HE LETS YOU OUT
EARLY EVERY CLASS.
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Girl: REALLY?
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MM-HMM.
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[BONG BUBBLING]
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[PERSON INHALES]
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HUH?
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HOLA.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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OH. HEY,
YOU MUST BE JOSH.
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LISTEN, I'M SORRY--
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[MAN INHALES]
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ARE YOU GUYS
GETTING STONED AGAIN?
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MAN!
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THAT IS CLASSIC!
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TAKE THESE. WE WOULD'VE
BEEN HERE SOONER,
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BUT THESE GUYS KEPT
STOPPING OFF FOR SNACKS.
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HEY, COOPER,
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YOU WERE THE ONE
WHO HAD THE MUNCHIES.
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HA HA HA HA!
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WE SHOULD'VE NEVER HAVE
GOTTEN HIGH IN BOSTON!
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OH, MAN, THAT WAS GREAT.
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Man: LIGHT UP
ANOTHER ONE, MAN.
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OHH.
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YEAH. HMM.
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JOSH...
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WHERE DO YOU THINK
WE SHOULD PUT THE BONG?
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IN THE CLOSET?
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NO. THIS IS
A SHOWCASE BONG.
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TAKE A LOOK AT IT, HUH?
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HEY, DO YOU WANT
A HIT?
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UH...
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NO.
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I JUST BRUSHED MY TEETH.
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JOSH, YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO BED, ARE YOU?
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ACTUALLY, YEAH. I GOT
TO GET UP EARLY TOMORROW.
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SHIT. I JUST MET
THESE PEOPLE DOWNSTAIRS,
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AND I TOLD THEM TO COME
UP FOR A FEW DRINKS.
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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
THEY'RE RIGHT OUTSIDE.
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I'LL GET RID OF THEM.
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NO, NO, IT'S OK.
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REALLY?
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ARE YOU SURE? BECAUSE
I CAN TELL THEM TO GET LOST.
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NO. IT'S COOL. I--
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LET ME PUT ON
SOME PANTS.
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ALL RIGHT.
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HEY, GUYS, COME ON IN.
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HEY, THIS IS JOSH.
THIS IS MY NEW ROOMMATE.
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JOSH, SAY HELLO, HUH?
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WHAT'S GOING ON, GUYS?
HOW YOU DOING? ALL RIGHT?
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GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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WHO WANTS SOME DRINKS?
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
OVER THERE, GUYS.
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OVER THERE.
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YEAH. THIS IS
A PARTY.
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SHOW ME THE MUFF.
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PASS THOSE OUT.
THERE YOU GO.
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Boy: WHAT THE FUCK?
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TURN THAT SHIT OFF!
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[TURNS OFF MUSIC]
HEY, BUDDY.
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YOU MUST BE KYLE.
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I'M COOPER.
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I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY...
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BUDDY.
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OK.
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OH, LOOK AT THAT.
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I SEE YOU LIKE GIRLS.
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YOU MUST BE THE PRODUCT
OF AN ALL BOYS SCHOOL.
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CATHOLIC
ALL BOYS SCHOOL.
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CATH--HOLY MARY,
MOTHER OF GOD.
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YOU'RE SO HORNY
YOU'VE TURNED MEAN.
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YOU KEEP THAT MUSIC OFF,
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ASSHOLE,
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OR I'M GOING TO BASH
YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN!
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KYLE, KYLE, KYLE.
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[LAUGHS]
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YOU'RE BEING AN ASSHOLE.
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NOW, YOU GO AROUND
BASHING PEOPLE'S HEADS IN,
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GIRLS AREN'T GOING
TO THINK YOU'RE COOL.
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THEY'RE GOING TO THINK
YOU'RE A STEROID FREAK
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WITH A PIXIE DICK
AND AN ASS FOR A BRAIN.
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REALLY?
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HEH HEH.
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EVERYBODY, THIS IS KYLE.
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GIVE HIM A BEER. COME ON,
LET'S START THE MUSIC.
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LET'S GO. LET'S GET
THIS PARTY STARTED, HUH?
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Cooper: ALL RIGHT,
WHERE WERE WE?
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MARTINIS, HUH?
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ALL RIGHT.
INCOMING.
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HEY.
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HEY, I'M PICKLE.
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I JUST THOUGHT YOU COULD
USE THESE THINGS.
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OH, YOUR NAME'S
PICKLE, HUH?
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WHAT'D YOU DO, KNOCK OFF
AN APPLIANCE STORE?
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I HAD SOME STUFF
SHIPPED HERE.
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IT KIND OF REMINDS ME
OF HOME, YOU KNOW?
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THAT BLENDER
REMINDS YOU OF HOME?
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OH, YEAH.
DEFINITELY.
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[LAUGHS]
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MARTINIS!
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WHAT IS THAT?
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THAT'S A MATH AWARD.
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LOOKS LIKE A DILDO.
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HEY, ZEKE, LOOK.
IT'S A DILDO.
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HEY, HEY, HEY,
HEY, HEY, HEY.
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HEY.
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HEY...
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HERE'S YOUR DILDO.
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THANKS.
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OHH.
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SO, JOSH...
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF.
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I DON'T KNOW.
UH...
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I'M FROM INDIANA,
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AND I'M IN THE 6-YEAR
MEDICAL PROGRAM.
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SO YOU, LIKE, STUDIED
IN HIGH SCHOOL?
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WOW, THAT'S COOL.
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YOU KNOW, I HAD A COUPLE
OF FRIENDS WHO DID THAT.
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OH, YEAH?
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OH, SHE'S NICE.
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GOOD CHOICE.
GO TALK TO HER.
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I DON'T THINK SO.
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WHY? WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO?
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SIT IN BED UNTIL SHE GOES
HOME WITH SOMEBODY ELSE?
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YEAH.
I'M IN MY UNDERWEAR.
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SO WHAT? JOSH, YOU DON'T
NEED TO GET DRESSED.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'LL BRING HER OVER.
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NO, NO, NO.
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WHAT?
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DO YOU WANT ME TO GO
GET YOU SOME PANTS?
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YEAH. WOULD YOU?
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AHH.
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THAT'S RACHEL GILMORE.
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SHE'S FROM NEW YORK,
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AND SHE LIKES
CREATIVE WRITING.
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HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?
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FRESHMAN FACE BOOK.
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I'M JUST, LIKE, PTOOF!
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JACKING OFF TO THAT THING
FOR, LIKE, 3 WEEKS.
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[SNORTS]
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OH.
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THIS IS MY BROTHER'S
RITALIN.
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RITALIN'S GOOD FOR STUDYING
MATH OR SCIENCE.
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JUST DON'T TRY TO WRITE
ENGLISH PAPERS ON IT,
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BECAUSE IT WON'T MAKE
ANY SENSE.
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ENJOY THEM.
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THIS IS MY MOM'S
DIET PILLS--
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LOVELY FOR PULLING
ALL-NIGHTERS
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AND FOREIGN LANGUAGES.
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Girl: HEY, JENNIFER,
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COME HERE.
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[EXHALES]
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NICE CROSS.
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THANKS.
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ARE YOU CATHOLIC?
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YEAH.
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I WENT TO SACRED HEART
SCHOOL FOR GIRLS.
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I LOVE YOU.
249
00:10:19,951 --> 00:10:20,952
WHY, HELLO, LADIES.
250
00:10:21,085 --> 00:10:21,953
WE HAVEN'T MET.
251
00:10:22,253 --> 00:10:23,454
I'M COOPER.
THIS IS JOSH.
252
00:10:23,454 --> 00:10:24,455
HI.
253
00:10:24,755 --> 00:10:26,457
DO YOU GUYS
GO TO DALEMAN?
254
00:10:26,457 --> 00:10:28,459
IT'S THEIR ROOM, LUCY.
255
00:10:28,459 --> 00:10:29,460
YEAH?
256
00:10:29,593 --> 00:10:31,963
I'M LUCY, AND THESE ARE
MY HOMEGIRLS.
257
00:10:31,963 --> 00:10:32,964
RIGHT, KRISTIN?
258
00:10:32,964 --> 00:10:34,465
ISN'T THAT WHAT THEY SAY
WHERE YOU'RE FROM?
259
00:10:34,465 --> 00:10:36,467
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"WHERE I'M FROM"?
260
00:10:36,467 --> 00:10:38,970
OH, YOU KNOW,
THE 'HOOD.
261
00:10:38,970 --> 00:10:42,473
LUCY, WE NEED TO HAVE
A LITTLE TALK.
262
00:10:44,275 --> 00:10:44,976
AHEM.
263
00:10:44,976 --> 00:10:47,979
WELL, TALK.
264
00:10:47,979 --> 00:10:49,981
UH, HEY, UM...
265
00:10:49,981 --> 00:10:50,982
HI.
266
00:10:51,115 --> 00:10:52,984
HI.
YOU MUST BE RACHEL.
267
00:10:52,984 --> 00:10:53,985
YEAH, YEAH.
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
268
00:10:53,985 --> 00:10:55,486
OH, IT'S
IN THE FACE BOOK.
269
00:10:55,987 --> 00:10:57,989
OH, YOU MEMORIZED
THE FACE BOOK?
270
00:10:58,322 --> 00:10:59,490
NO. MY ROOMMATE DID.
271
00:10:59,490 --> 00:11:02,493
HE WAS
JACK--A-LACKIN'...
272
00:11:02,493 --> 00:11:04,495
HE WAS JACK-A-LACKIN'
AROUND TO IT.
273
00:11:04,495 --> 00:11:06,497
HE WAS WHAT?
274
00:11:06,497 --> 00:11:07,498
UM...
275
00:11:07,498 --> 00:11:09,500
HEH HEH HEH.
NEVER MIND.
276
00:11:09,967 --> 00:11:11,002
RACHEL, COME ON.
277
00:11:11,002 --> 00:11:12,003
UH, JUST A SECOND.
278
00:11:12,003 --> 00:11:14,005
I GOT TO GO. UM...
279
00:11:14,005 --> 00:11:16,007
SO, I'LL SEE YOU
AROUND MAYBE.
280
00:11:16,507 --> 00:11:17,508
OH, YEAH. NO, YEAH.
281
00:11:18,009 --> 00:11:19,010
YEAH, YEAH. NO.
282
00:11:19,010 --> 00:11:20,011
I MEAN, YEAH.
283
00:11:20,144 --> 00:11:21,512
YES.
284
00:11:21,512 --> 00:11:23,014
I'LL SEE EACH OTHER
AROUND.
285
00:11:23,014 --> 00:11:24,515
OK. HA HA!
286
00:11:24,515 --> 00:11:26,017
ALL RIGHT.
SO, BYE.
287
00:11:26,017 --> 00:11:27,018
RACHEL.
288
00:11:27,018 --> 00:11:28,019
JOSH.
289
00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:30,021
BYE.
290
00:11:32,189 --> 00:11:34,025
[SIGHS]
291
00:11:36,027 --> 00:11:37,028
OH, YEAH,
THAT WAS SMOOTH.
292
00:11:37,028 --> 00:11:38,529
YOU'LL HAVE TO GIVE US
SOME POINTERS.
293
00:11:38,529 --> 00:11:40,031
YOU'RE THE SHIT, MAN.
294
00:11:40,031 --> 00:11:42,533
[LAUGHS]
295
00:11:47,171 --> 00:11:49,173
[ALARM BUZZING]
296
00:11:51,175 --> 00:11:53,177
[ALARM STOPS]
297
00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:57,181
COOPER?
298
00:11:57,181 --> 00:11:59,183
MY ARM'S ASLEEP.
299
00:11:59,183 --> 00:12:00,685
OW!
300
00:12:00,685 --> 00:12:03,187
OHH! OH, MY GOD,
ARE YOU OK?
301
00:12:07,692 --> 00:12:08,693
HEY, JOSH.
302
00:12:10,194 --> 00:12:11,195
HI.
303
00:12:13,197 --> 00:12:14,198
OHH.
304
00:12:14,198 --> 00:12:15,199
SORRY.
305
00:12:18,202 --> 00:12:20,705
THIS IS NOT HIGH SCHOOL
BIOLOGY, OK, PEOPLE?
306
00:12:21,205 --> 00:12:22,206
WE WON'T BE
BRINGING IN FERNS
307
00:12:22,707 --> 00:12:23,708
FOR SHOW AND TELL.
308
00:12:23,708 --> 00:12:25,710
IF YOU BRING IN CHOCOLATE,
THEN WE ARE IN BUSINESS.
309
00:12:26,210 --> 00:12:28,546
IT IS IMPERATIVE YOU DO
THE REQUIRED READING,
310
00:12:28,546 --> 00:12:29,714
OR YOU SHALL BE LOST.
311
00:12:29,714 --> 00:12:32,717
IT IS IMPERATIVE
YOU HANG ON MY EVERY WORD,
312
00:12:32,717 --> 00:12:34,218
OR YOU SHALL BE LOST.
313
00:12:34,218 --> 00:12:36,721
IT IS IMPERATIVE
YOU BUY MY BOOK,
314
00:12:36,721 --> 00:12:39,724
ORGANIC CHEMISTRY--
THE IMPOSSIBLE DISCIPLINE
315
00:12:39,724 --> 00:12:42,226
BY S.F. COLLINS,
WHO IS I,
316
00:12:42,226 --> 00:12:43,728
OR YOU SHALL BE SO LOST,
317
00:12:44,228 --> 00:12:46,230
YOU'LL NEVER BE FOUND
AGAIN.
318
00:12:52,436 --> 00:12:56,240
THIS IS THE FIRST CLASS,
ISN'T IT?
319
00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:58,242
THIS IS AN ADVANCED
ANATOMY LAB.
320
00:12:58,242 --> 00:13:00,244
WE WILL BE SPENDING
THE MAJORITY OF OUR TIME
321
00:13:00,244 --> 00:13:02,747
DISSECTING
A HUMAN CADAVER.
322
00:13:02,747 --> 00:13:04,248
SAY HELLO TO BOB.
[GASPS]
323
00:13:04,615 --> 00:13:06,751
LET'S OPEN BOB UP,
SHALL WE?
324
00:13:08,252 --> 00:13:09,754
YOUR JOB
AT THE HOUSING OFFICE
325
00:13:09,754 --> 00:13:11,756
IS TO PROCESS HOUSING
TRANSFER REQUESTS.
326
00:13:12,256 --> 00:13:14,258
DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE.
DON'T STUDY AT WORK.
327
00:13:14,258 --> 00:13:15,259
DON'T ANNOY ME.
328
00:13:15,259 --> 00:13:16,260
THAT'S IT.
329
00:13:21,265 --> 00:13:22,266
Cooper: JOSH.
330
00:13:23,267 --> 00:13:24,769
HELP.
331
00:13:24,769 --> 00:13:26,270
I NEED WATER.
332
00:13:26,771 --> 00:13:28,773
Cooper: UHH. WATER.
333
00:13:32,276 --> 00:13:33,778
WATER.
334
00:13:33,778 --> 00:13:34,779
UHH.
335
00:13:37,281 --> 00:13:38,282
SWALLOW.
336
00:13:38,649 --> 00:13:39,283
SWALLOW.
337
00:13:42,286 --> 00:13:43,788
AHH.
338
00:13:43,788 --> 00:13:46,791
SO, KIND OF A LATE NIGHT
LAST NIGHT, HUH?
339
00:13:46,791 --> 00:13:47,792
OH.
340
00:13:47,792 --> 00:13:49,794
PAMMY.
341
00:13:49,794 --> 00:13:51,796
I THOUGHT I DREAMT HER.
342
00:13:52,797 --> 00:13:55,299
ISN'T COLLEGE GREAT?
343
00:13:55,299 --> 00:13:57,802
THIS CAN'T BE
THE RIGHT ANSWER.
344
00:13:57,802 --> 00:13:59,804
THERE ARE TOO MANY
VARIABLES IN THIS EQUATION.
345
00:13:59,804 --> 00:14:02,306
HEY, JOSH,
DO YOU HAVE IT?
346
00:14:02,306 --> 00:14:03,307
UH...
347
00:14:03,808 --> 00:14:04,809
YEAH.
348
00:14:04,809 --> 00:14:05,810
NEGATIVE 4.
349
00:14:05,810 --> 00:14:07,311
[STUDENTS GIGGLE]
350
00:14:07,311 --> 00:14:09,814
WELL, THAT WOULD BE
CORRECT, JOSH,
351
00:14:09,814 --> 00:14:11,816
IF WE WERE STILL ON
BINOMIALS.
352
00:14:11,816 --> 00:14:13,818
[LAUGHTER]
353
00:14:19,824 --> 00:14:21,826
I GOT TO CLEAN MY BONG,
354
00:14:21,826 --> 00:14:24,328
'CAUSE I CAN'T MIX
THE KIND WITH THE SHWAG.
355
00:14:24,328 --> 00:14:25,830
WHERE'S MY PIPE CLEANER?
356
00:14:26,330 --> 00:14:27,832
I DON'T KNOW.
I'M STUDYING.
357
00:14:27,832 --> 00:14:28,833
WELL, JOSH,
358
00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:30,835
I THINK IT'S TIME
FOR A STUDY BREAK.
359
00:14:31,202 --> 00:14:32,336
NO, THANK YOU, REALLY.
360
00:14:32,336 --> 00:14:33,254
OH! OH!
361
00:14:33,254 --> 00:14:34,338
OH, MAN.
362
00:14:34,338 --> 00:14:35,840
SORRY. SORRY. HERE.
363
00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:36,841
HEY, THAT'S MY SWEATER.
364
00:14:36,841 --> 00:14:39,343
WHAT? LOOK,
I'M PICKING IT UP.
365
00:14:39,343 --> 00:14:40,845
OH, MAN.
366
00:14:40,845 --> 00:14:43,797
NOW EVERYTHING SMELLS
LIKE BONG WATER.
367
00:14:45,349 --> 00:14:46,350
HEY.
368
00:14:46,517 --> 00:14:47,351
HEY.
369
00:14:47,351 --> 00:14:49,353
I'M JUST GOING TO PACK
UP SOME OF MY THINGS,
370
00:14:49,353 --> 00:14:51,355
BECAUSE I'M GOING TO BE
STAYING AT KELLY'S PLACE
371
00:14:51,355 --> 00:14:52,806
FOR A WHILE.
372
00:14:52,890 --> 00:14:53,858
IS IT COOL IF I USE YOUR ROOM
FOR BONGING? 'CAUSE--
373
00:14:53,858 --> 00:14:55,860
NO! IT'S NOT COOL.
374
00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:58,362
WHILE I'M GONE, DON'T
FUCK WITH MY STUFF!
375
00:14:58,362 --> 00:14:59,864
EASY, KILLER.
376
00:15:00,030 --> 00:15:01,365
REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU?
377
00:15:01,532 --> 00:15:03,367
YEAH.
378
00:15:03,367 --> 00:15:05,369
DON'T FUCK
WITH MY STUFF...
379
00:15:05,369 --> 00:15:06,370
PLEASE.
380
00:15:07,872 --> 00:15:09,874
[LAUGHS]
381
00:15:11,041 --> 00:15:12,877
[LOUD SCRATCHING]
382
00:15:16,380 --> 00:15:17,882
LOOK, COOPER, COULD YOU
DO THAT SOMEPLACE ELSE?
383
00:15:19,383 --> 00:15:21,385
LISTEN, I'M HERE ON
AN ACADEMIC SCHOLARSHIP,
384
00:15:21,385 --> 00:15:24,388
AND I'M SERIOUS WHEN
I SAY I GOT TO STUDY.
385
00:15:24,388 --> 00:15:25,890
AND I CAN'T DO IT WHEN
YOU'RE DISTRACTING ME
386
00:15:25,890 --> 00:15:26,891
EVERY 2 SECONDS.
387
00:15:26,891 --> 00:15:28,392
[SCRATCHES]
388
00:15:28,893 --> 00:15:29,894
YOU KNOW WHAT?
389
00:15:29,894 --> 00:15:31,896
I'M SERIOUS WHEN I TELL YOU
I NEED TO CLEAN MY BONG,
390
00:15:31,896 --> 00:15:32,897
AND I CAN'T DO IT
WITH YOU CHEWING ME OUT
391
00:15:33,397 --> 00:15:34,398
EVERY 2 SECONDS.
392
00:15:34,765 --> 00:15:36,400
I'M GOING
IN PICKLE'S ROOM,
393
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:39,904
IN CASE YOU WANT
TO CATCH A BEER LATER.
394
00:15:42,439 --> 00:15:44,408
[MACHINE BEEPS]
395
00:15:44,408 --> 00:15:45,910
HEY, JOSH,
HOW'S IT GOING?
396
00:15:45,910 --> 00:15:47,912
OH, MAN, I GOT A LONG
NIGHT AHEAD OF ME.
397
00:15:47,912 --> 00:15:48,913
HOW YOU DOING?
398
00:15:48,913 --> 00:15:51,916
OH, I'M ALL RIGHT.
I GOT A RASH ON MY BALLS.
399
00:15:51,916 --> 00:15:52,917
HEY.
400
00:15:53,284 --> 00:15:54,919
[PLAYING VIDEO GAME]
401
00:16:00,424 --> 00:16:01,425
LOOK...
402
00:16:01,926 --> 00:16:02,927
I KNOW WE'RE DIFFERENT,
403
00:16:02,927 --> 00:16:04,428
BUT WE JUST GOT
TO FIGURE OUT A WAY
404
00:16:04,428 --> 00:16:05,930
THAT WE CAN
SHARE THE ROOM,
405
00:16:05,930 --> 00:16:07,431
AND THEN I CAN STUDY,
406
00:16:07,431 --> 00:16:10,935
AND YOU CAN DO WHATEVER
THE HELL IT IS THAT YOU DO.
407
00:16:10,935 --> 00:16:11,936
RIGHT. YEAH.
408
00:16:12,436 --> 00:16:14,438
I MEAN, THAT'S COOL.
409
00:16:19,443 --> 00:16:20,444
Cooper:
OHH. OHH.
410
00:16:20,444 --> 00:16:21,445
OH, REALLY?
411
00:16:21,946 --> 00:16:23,447
MMM.
412
00:16:23,447 --> 00:16:24,448
TAKE THIS OFF.
413
00:16:24,448 --> 00:16:25,449
MMM. MMM, MMM.
414
00:16:25,449 --> 00:16:26,450
OH, YEAH.
TAKE THIS OFF.
415
00:16:26,817 --> 00:16:27,451
TAKE IT OFF.
416
00:16:27,451 --> 00:16:28,452
I WANT TO TAKE YOURS OFF.
417
00:16:28,452 --> 00:16:29,453
TAKE IT OFF.
418
00:16:29,903 --> 00:16:30,955
YOU TAKE YOURS OFF
UNDER THE SHEETS.
419
00:16:30,955 --> 00:16:32,406
OH, YES.
420
00:16:32,623 --> 00:16:33,907
OH!
421
00:16:33,907 --> 00:16:35,909
BE GENTLE.
IT'S MY FIRST TIME.
422
00:16:35,909 --> 00:16:36,910
PULL ON MY LOBES
WHEN YOU DO THAT.
423
00:16:37,411 --> 00:16:38,412
OH, YOU HAVE
GREAT INSTINCTS.
424
00:16:39,913 --> 00:16:41,415
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
425
00:16:41,415 --> 00:16:42,416
WHAT ABOUT
YOUR ROOMMATE?
426
00:16:42,416 --> 00:16:43,417
OH, DON'T WORRY.
427
00:16:43,917 --> 00:16:44,418
HE LIKES TO WATCH.
428
00:16:44,918 --> 00:16:45,419
OH.
429
00:17:03,937 --> 00:17:06,940
WELL, JOSH, SO NICE
OF YOU TO JOIN US.
430
00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:08,942
I'M SORRY. I...
431
00:17:09,943 --> 00:17:11,445
M--
432
00:17:11,445 --> 00:17:13,447
SORRY.
433
00:17:13,531 --> 00:17:15,533
NO, MOM,
THE WORK IS FINE.
434
00:17:15,833 --> 00:17:16,534
I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS,
435
00:17:16,534 --> 00:17:18,536
BECAUSE MIDTERMS
ARE IN 3 WEEKS.
436
00:17:18,536 --> 00:17:19,537
Mom: UH-HUH.
437
00:17:19,537 --> 00:17:21,038
BUT, YEAH,
EVERYTHING'S GREAT.
438
00:17:21,038 --> 00:17:22,039
ARE YOU SURE, HONEY?
439
00:17:22,039 --> 00:17:24,041
YEAH. REALLY. SUPER.
440
00:17:24,041 --> 00:17:26,043
CAN YOU HOLD ON A SECOND?
441
00:17:26,043 --> 00:17:27,044
HELLO?
442
00:17:27,044 --> 00:17:28,045
Cooper:
JOSH, IT'S ME.
443
00:17:28,045 --> 00:17:29,046
LISTEN, I'M HEADING OVER
TO THE LUCKY PEACH,
444
00:17:29,547 --> 00:17:30,548
AND THERE'S 3 GIRLS
WAITING FOR ME,
445
00:17:31,048 --> 00:17:33,050
BUT I CAN'T THINK OF
ANY GIRLIE THINGS TO SAY,
446
00:17:33,050 --> 00:17:34,552
SO I NEED SOME BACKUP.
447
00:17:34,552 --> 00:17:36,053
DON'T SAY NO.
448
00:17:36,554 --> 00:17:38,055
NO, COOPER.
449
00:17:38,055 --> 00:17:40,057
IF I WAS SOME BORING
OLD PROFESSOR,
450
00:17:40,057 --> 00:17:41,058
YOU WOULDN'T SAY NO.
451
00:17:41,058 --> 00:17:43,060
OUT.
YOU'RE A PAWN, JOSH.
452
00:17:43,060 --> 00:17:44,061
STICK IT TO THE MAN.
453
00:17:44,061 --> 00:17:46,564
THE REVOLUTION
WILL NOT BE TELEVISED.
454
00:17:46,564 --> 00:17:48,065
BYE.
455
00:17:48,065 --> 00:17:49,066
HI, MOM?
456
00:17:49,066 --> 00:17:50,067
YEAH, THAT WAS COOPER,
457
00:17:50,367 --> 00:17:52,069
AND HE SAID THAT
HE WANTED ME TO MEET HIM
458
00:17:52,570 --> 00:17:53,571
AT THE LIBRARY,
459
00:17:54,071 --> 00:17:55,573
SO...
460
00:17:55,573 --> 00:17:56,574
I'LL TALK TO YOU
LATER, OK?
461
00:17:57,074 --> 00:17:57,575
Mom: ALL RIGHT.
I LOVE YOU.
462
00:17:58,075 --> 00:17:59,577
OK. I LOVE YOU, TOO.
463
00:17:59,577 --> 00:18:00,578
BYE.
464
00:18:18,095 --> 00:18:19,597
I NEVER DOUBTED YOU
FOR A SECOND.
465
00:18:19,597 --> 00:18:20,598
ONE DRINK.
ONE DRINK.
466
00:18:21,098 --> 00:18:21,599
THEN I GOT TO GET BACK.
467
00:18:22,099 --> 00:18:22,600
THEN YOU GOT
TO GET BACK.
468
00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:23,601
OK.
469
00:18:29,106 --> 00:18:30,608
NOW, TRY TO BE
CHARMING, JOSH.
470
00:18:30,608 --> 00:18:32,610
AND DON'T TALK ABOUT
STUDYING,
471
00:18:32,610 --> 00:18:34,612
BECAUSE, BELIEVE ME,
IT'S A TURNOFF.
472
00:18:35,112 --> 00:18:37,114
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
473
00:18:40,918 --> 00:18:43,120
YEP. THIS IS A BAR.
474
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:44,088
COOPER, I GOT TO GO.
475
00:18:44,088 --> 00:18:45,623
NO, NO, NO,
I SHOULD BE HEADED BACK.
476
00:18:45,623 --> 00:18:46,624
HEY, JOSH.
477
00:18:46,624 --> 00:18:47,625
HEY.
HEY.
478
00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:48,626
WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN?
479
00:18:48,626 --> 00:18:50,127
WE'VE BEEN GETTING DRUNK
WITHOUT YOU.
480
00:18:50,127 --> 00:18:51,128
COME ON.
481
00:18:52,129 --> 00:18:54,632
YOU WERE RIGHT. WE
REALLY SHOULD HEAD BACK.
482
00:18:54,632 --> 00:18:55,633
NO.
483
00:18:55,633 --> 00:18:56,634
I CHANGED MY MIND.
484
00:18:57,134 --> 00:18:58,636
HEY, COOPER!
485
00:18:59,103 --> 00:19:00,638
COOPER...
486
00:19:00,638 --> 00:19:02,139
WE FINISHED THE PITCHER.
487
00:19:02,139 --> 00:19:03,641
WE NEED MORE BEER.
488
00:19:04,642 --> 00:19:06,143
SO, HOW'S
EVERYTHING GOING?
489
00:19:06,644 --> 00:19:07,144
WHAT, WITH ME?
490
00:19:07,645 --> 00:19:08,145
MM-HMM.
491
00:19:08,646 --> 00:19:09,146
OH, AWESOME.
492
00:19:09,647 --> 00:19:11,148
YEAH. YEAH.
493
00:19:11,148 --> 00:19:12,149
IF I DIDN'T HAVE
ALL THIS HELLISH WORK
494
00:19:12,149 --> 00:19:13,150
EVERY FRIGGIN' SECOND--
495
00:19:13,150 --> 00:19:15,152
I SHOULD BE HOME.
496
00:19:15,152 --> 00:19:16,153
NO. I KNOW, I KNOW.
497
00:19:16,153 --> 00:19:17,655
I SHOULD BE HOME
WORKING ON MY STORY
498
00:19:17,655 --> 00:19:20,124
FOR MY WRITING CLASS, SO...
499
00:19:20,124 --> 00:19:21,659
HERE YOU GO.
500
00:19:21,659 --> 00:19:22,660
UH-HUH.
501
00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:25,663
ARE YOU ONE OF THEM
DALEMAN KIDS?
502
00:19:25,663 --> 00:19:27,164
NO, NO. I'M A TOWNIE.
503
00:19:27,665 --> 00:19:30,167
YEAH, I WORK AT THE
REFINERY, FACTORY, MILL.
504
00:19:30,167 --> 00:19:32,169
WHAT'S THAT
ON YOUR SHIRT?
505
00:19:34,672 --> 00:19:36,140
WHAT?
506
00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:37,174
LET'S SEE AN I.D.
507
00:19:39,677 --> 00:19:40,678
THERE YOU GO.
508
00:19:42,179 --> 00:19:43,681
IT'S A BULLSHIT I.D.
509
00:19:43,681 --> 00:19:45,683
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE RIGHT.
510
00:19:46,183 --> 00:19:49,186
THIS IS NOT MY REAL I.D.
THIS IS MY REAL ONE.
511
00:19:50,688 --> 00:19:53,691
"DR. MOHAMMED RASHID"?
512
00:19:54,158 --> 00:19:56,694
HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?
THIS ONE?
513
00:19:56,860 --> 00:19:57,695
NAH. NO, NO.
514
00:19:57,695 --> 00:19:58,662
THIS ONE? THIS ONE?
515
00:19:58,662 --> 00:20:00,698
JUST TAKE YOUR BEER.
TAKE YOUR BEER.
516
00:20:01,031 --> 00:20:02,199
IT'S FOR THE GUYS
AT THE MILL.
517
00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:03,701
YEAH.
518
00:20:03,701 --> 00:20:05,703
SO, WHAT'S
YOUR STORY ABOUT?
519
00:20:05,703 --> 00:20:07,705
IT'S ABOUT THIS GIRL,
AND SHE'S FROM NEW YORK,
520
00:20:08,205 --> 00:20:09,206
KIND OF LIKE ME,
521
00:20:09,206 --> 00:20:12,209
AND SHE HAS A CRUSH ON THIS GUY
WHO GOES TO HER SCHOOL.
522
00:20:12,509 --> 00:20:15,713
HE'S KIND OF BUMBLING,
KIND OF SHY, BUT, UM...
523
00:20:15,713 --> 00:20:19,216
SHE CAN TELL THERE'S
A LOT MORE GOING ON...
524
00:20:19,683 --> 00:20:22,720
UP HERE. HA HA. HA.
525
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,221
HE'S FROM INDIANA.
526
00:20:24,221 --> 00:20:26,223
REALLY?
I'M FROM INDIANA.
527
00:20:26,390 --> 00:20:27,725
OK.
528
00:20:27,725 --> 00:20:30,728
UH, ALL RIGHT, FORGET IT.
LET ME START OVER.
529
00:20:30,728 --> 00:20:31,729
[KRISTIN CLEARS THROAT]
530
00:20:32,229 --> 00:20:33,731
SHUT UP.
531
00:20:33,731 --> 00:20:37,234
THERE'S A GIRL
WHO LIKES A GUY.
532
00:20:37,234 --> 00:20:40,738
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?
533
00:20:54,251 --> 00:20:55,252
Josh:
HOW DO YOU DO IT?
534
00:20:55,252 --> 00:20:56,253
Cooper: WHAT?
535
00:20:56,754 --> 00:20:58,255
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TO A SINGLE
CLASS SINCE YOU GOT HERE.
536
00:20:58,756 --> 00:20:59,757
COME ON, JOSH,
WHO CARES?
537
00:20:59,757 --> 00:21:02,760
I GET IT.
538
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,762
YOU'RE
A MILLIONAIRE.
539
00:21:05,262 --> 00:21:06,764
YOU PROBABLY GOT
A FAMILY BUSINESS
540
00:21:07,264 --> 00:21:09,266
TO GO INTO.
541
00:21:09,266 --> 00:21:11,769
YOU KNOW WHAT MY DAD
DOES FOR A LIVING?
542
00:21:11,769 --> 00:21:13,270
HE CLEANS TOILETS.
543
00:21:13,437 --> 00:21:15,272
COME ON.
544
00:21:15,272 --> 00:21:18,776
AH, HE OWNS THIS MAJOR
TOILET-CLEANING COMPANY.
545
00:21:18,776 --> 00:21:20,778
IT'S BIG.
IT'S HUGE, ACTUALLY.
546
00:21:21,278 --> 00:21:25,282
AND HE IS AN INCREDIBLE...
ASSHOLE.
547
00:21:26,784 --> 00:21:28,285
I LIKE TO CALL HIM
548
00:21:28,786 --> 00:21:31,789
FLUSHLES,
THE TOILET-CLEANING CLOWN.
549
00:21:33,290 --> 00:21:34,758
HE LOVES THAT.
550
00:21:34,758 --> 00:21:37,294
YOU THINK I'M GONNA SPEND
THE REST OF MY LIFE
551
00:21:37,795 --> 00:21:38,796
CLEANING TOILETS?
552
00:21:38,796 --> 00:21:40,297
SO, WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO?
553
00:21:40,631 --> 00:21:41,799
I DON'T KNOW, YOU KNOW?
554
00:21:41,799 --> 00:21:44,301
EVERYONE'S SO OBSESSED
WITH THE FUTURE. WHO CARES?
555
00:21:44,301 --> 00:21:45,803
WE SHOULD BE
THINKING ABOUT NOW,
556
00:21:46,303 --> 00:21:47,805
AND RIGHT NOW
WE SHOULD BE HAVING FUN.
557
00:21:47,805 --> 00:21:49,807
WELL, FUN IS
A DEAD END, COOPER.
558
00:21:49,807 --> 00:21:51,809
I MEAN, THE GUYS WHO HAD
FUN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL
559
00:21:51,809 --> 00:21:53,310
ARE WORKING
IN BOWLING ALLEYS
560
00:21:53,310 --> 00:21:55,312
AND DRINKING PAINT
THINNER ON THE WEEKENDS.
561
00:21:57,314 --> 00:21:58,816
I GOT TO STAY ON TRACK.
562
00:21:59,316 --> 00:22:00,701
OK, JOSH,
BUT YOU'RE MISSING OUT,
563
00:22:01,318 --> 00:22:03,821
BECAUSE COLLEGE IS
OUR LAST CHANCE TO GO CRAZY.
564
00:22:03,821 --> 00:22:05,823
[VOMITING]
565
00:22:06,323 --> 00:22:07,324
[COUGHING]
566
00:22:07,791 --> 00:22:08,325
Cooper: YES!
567
00:22:08,826 --> 00:22:10,327
SHE SHOOTS!
SHE SCORES!
568
00:22:10,327 --> 00:22:12,796
DOES ANYONE HAVE
A BREATH MINT?
569
00:22:12,796 --> 00:22:13,831
Rachel: HEY.
570
00:22:13,831 --> 00:22:14,832
Kristin: HEY, GUYS.
571
00:22:14,832 --> 00:22:17,334
SO, UM,
I'M GONNA WALK BACK.
572
00:22:17,334 --> 00:22:20,337
UM, DO YOU WANNA
WALK WITH ME?
573
00:22:20,337 --> 00:22:21,338
YEAH.
YEAH?
574
00:22:21,338 --> 00:22:22,339
OF COURSE.
575
00:22:22,339 --> 00:22:23,340
GREAT.
576
00:22:24,341 --> 00:22:25,342
BYE.
577
00:22:38,355 --> 00:22:39,857
THAT WAS FUN.
578
00:22:39,857 --> 00:22:43,360
I'M GLAD YOU CAME.
YOU KNOW...YOU KNOW.
579
00:22:43,861 --> 00:22:47,364
?? I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
THAT MAKES ME LOVE YOU SO ??
580
00:22:47,865 --> 00:22:49,867
WELL...GOOD NIGHT.
581
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:51,869
?? I ONLY KNOW I NEVER
WANNA LET YOU GO ??
582
00:22:51,869 --> 00:22:52,870
IT'S THIS WAY.
583
00:22:53,003 --> 00:22:54,872
?? 'CAUSE YOU
STARTED SOMETHING ??
584
00:22:55,372 --> 00:22:57,374
?? OH, CAN'T YOU SEE ??
585
00:22:57,875 --> 00:23:00,377
?? THAT EVER SINCE WE MET
YOU'VE HAD A HOLD ON ME ??
586
00:23:00,377 --> 00:23:02,379
IT'S THIS WAY.
587
00:23:02,379 --> 00:23:05,883
?? IT HAPPENS TO BE TRUE ??
588
00:23:05,883 --> 00:23:07,384
THIS IS
A REALLY NICE ROOM.
589
00:23:07,551 --> 00:23:08,385
?? I ONLY WANNA
BE WITH YOU ??
590
00:23:08,385 --> 00:23:09,887
I PROBABLY SHOULD, UH--
591
00:23:09,887 --> 00:23:10,888
JOSH.
592
00:23:13,891 --> 00:23:17,394
?? NO MATTER,
NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO ??
593
00:23:17,895 --> 00:23:18,896
Rachel: IT'S THIS WAY.
594
00:23:18,896 --> 00:23:22,900
?? I ONLY WANNA
BE WITH YOU ??
595
00:23:25,402 --> 00:23:26,904
OH, GOOD MORNING.
596
00:23:26,904 --> 00:23:28,906
HI, JOSH.
597
00:23:29,039 --> 00:23:30,908
2, 3...
598
00:23:31,041 --> 00:23:32,910
4, 5...
599
00:23:32,910 --> 00:23:35,412
YOUNG MAN. WHERE
HAVE YOU BEEN?
600
00:23:35,412 --> 00:23:37,915
DO YOU KNOW I WAS UP
ALL NIGHT WORRIED SICK?
601
00:23:38,415 --> 00:23:39,416
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT TIME IT IS?
602
00:23:39,416 --> 00:23:42,419
I LOVE COLLEGE.
603
00:23:42,419 --> 00:23:44,421
I LOVE EVERYTHING
ABOUT IT.
604
00:23:44,421 --> 00:23:45,923
THE PEOPLE...
605
00:23:46,423 --> 00:23:47,925
THE FREEDOM...
606
00:23:48,425 --> 00:23:49,927
THIS ROOM...
607
00:23:50,427 --> 00:23:51,428
THIS CHAIR.
608
00:23:51,929 --> 00:23:55,432
LOOK AT THIS CHAIR.
609
00:23:55,599 --> 00:23:57,434
YOU HAD SEX LAST NIGHT,
DIDN'T YOU?
610
00:23:58,435 --> 00:23:59,937
THAT'S A NICE SHIRT.
611
00:23:59,937 --> 00:24:01,939
YEAH.
612
00:24:01,939 --> 00:24:03,440
IT WAS SO EASY, COOPER.
613
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:05,943
I DIDN'T HAVE
TO DO ANYTHING...
614
00:24:05,943 --> 00:24:07,444
TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.
615
00:24:07,444 --> 00:24:10,447
IT WAS JUST LIKE...
TIME FOR SEX.
616
00:24:10,948 --> 00:24:12,449
WE'RE GONNA HAVE SEX NOW.
617
00:24:12,449 --> 00:24:15,452
PREPARE FOR SEX.
618
00:24:15,452 --> 00:24:17,454
AND THEN WE SPENT
ALL NIGHT TALKING.
619
00:24:17,454 --> 00:24:20,457
JESUS. YOU EVEN
TALKED, TOO?
620
00:24:21,959 --> 00:24:25,462
SHE SAYS I HAVE
SOULFUL EYES.
621
00:24:25,462 --> 00:24:28,465
OH, YEAH,
YOU REALLY DO.
622
00:24:28,598 --> 00:24:29,967
WHAT WAS I THINKING?
623
00:24:31,468 --> 00:24:33,971
SPENDING ALL MY TIME
IN THE LIBRARY.
624
00:24:33,971 --> 00:24:35,973
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
625
00:24:42,980 --> 00:24:44,982
[ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES]
626
00:25:20,517 --> 00:25:22,519
?? I'M ONLY SLEEPING ??
627
00:25:25,522 --> 00:25:28,025
?? I'M ONLY SLEEPING ??
628
00:25:29,526 --> 00:25:31,528
?? DON'T WAKE ME,
DON'T WAKE ME ??
629
00:25:31,528 --> 00:25:34,031
?? I'M ONLY SLEEPING ??
630
00:25:35,532 --> 00:25:37,534
?? DON'T CALL ME,
DON'T WAKE ME ??
631
00:25:37,534 --> 00:25:40,037
?? I'M ONLY SLEEPING ??
632
00:25:40,037 --> 00:25:41,038
PAPERS, JOSH.
633
00:25:41,538 --> 00:25:43,040
[PROFESSOR'S VOICE]
WHERE ARE THE PAPERS?
634
00:25:43,540 --> 00:25:45,042
THE PAPERS, JOSH!
635
00:25:45,042 --> 00:25:46,043
HUH?
636
00:25:46,043 --> 00:25:48,045
PAPERS? THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
637
00:25:48,045 --> 00:25:49,046
PAPERS?
638
00:25:49,546 --> 00:25:52,049
PAPERS. THANK YOU.
639
00:25:52,049 --> 00:25:54,051
PAPERS? THANK YOU.
640
00:25:54,051 --> 00:25:55,052
PAPERS?
641
00:25:56,853 --> 00:25:58,522
THANK YOU.
642
00:26:00,023 --> 00:26:01,024
PAPERS, MISTER.
643
00:26:01,024 --> 00:26:02,059
WAIT JUST--
644
00:26:02,059 --> 00:26:03,060
THANK YOU!
645
00:26:03,060 --> 00:26:04,061
OH.
646
00:26:05,862 --> 00:26:07,064
HEY, HEY.
647
00:26:07,064 --> 00:26:09,066
THERE YOU ARE.
648
00:26:09,066 --> 00:26:11,068
WOW.
WHY THE FUNKY FACE?
649
00:26:11,068 --> 00:26:14,571
WHY? BECAUSE I'M SURE I BOMBED
MY MIDTERMS, THAT'S WHY.
650
00:26:14,571 --> 00:26:16,573
OH, WELL, AT LEAST YOU
SHOWED UP FOR THEM.
651
00:26:16,573 --> 00:26:19,076
I BET YOU THEY GIVE YOU
POINTS FOR THAT.
652
00:26:19,076 --> 00:26:21,078
YOU. YOU.
653
00:26:21,078 --> 00:26:22,079
WHAT?
654
00:26:22,079 --> 00:26:24,081
YOU NEED TO
STAY AWAY FROM ME.
655
00:26:24,081 --> 00:26:25,582
YOU'VE BEEN DISTRACTING ME
ALL SEMESTER,
656
00:26:25,582 --> 00:26:27,084
AND NOW I'M FUCKED.
657
00:26:27,384 --> 00:26:29,086
JOSH, IS THIS
ABOUT BAD GRADES?
658
00:26:29,586 --> 00:26:32,589
BAD GRADES
ARE MEANINGLESS.
659
00:26:33,090 --> 00:26:36,093
YOU KNOW, THEY'RE LIKE
PARKING TICKETS.
660
00:26:36,093 --> 00:26:38,095
I MEAN,
THEY MEAN NOTHING.
661
00:26:38,228 --> 00:26:40,597
JUST LAUGH,
BECAUSE THEY'RE SILLY.
662
00:26:41,098 --> 00:26:43,567
YOU KNOW, THEY'RE SILLY
LITTLE NOTHINGS.
663
00:26:43,567 --> 00:26:45,602
I NEVER FAILED ANYTHING
IN MY LIFE.
664
00:26:45,602 --> 00:26:47,104
STOP RIGHT THERE.
665
00:26:47,104 --> 00:26:50,607
I THINK YOU'RE TURNING
INTO A REALLY GREAT GUY.
666
00:26:51,108 --> 00:26:53,610
AND SO WHAT IF YOUR
ASTROLOGY PROFESSOR
667
00:26:53,610 --> 00:26:55,112
DOESN'T LIKE YOU?
BIG SHIT.
668
00:26:55,112 --> 00:26:57,614
I DON'T TAKE ASTROLOGY.
669
00:26:57,948 --> 00:27:00,117
BIOLOGY, WHATEVER.
670
00:27:01,118 --> 00:27:03,120
STAY AWAY FROM ME, OK?
671
00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:05,122
I GOT WORK TO DO.
672
00:27:16,633 --> 00:27:18,101
[CLEARS THROAT]
673
00:27:18,101 --> 00:27:20,137
[WHISTLES]
674
00:27:20,137 --> 00:27:21,104
[WHISTLES]
675
00:27:25,642 --> 00:27:27,144
[TECHNO MUSIC BLARING]
676
00:27:29,146 --> 00:27:30,113
HEY!
677
00:27:32,149 --> 00:27:33,150
[MUSIC STOPS PLAYING]
678
00:27:42,659 --> 00:27:45,162
I CAN HEAR MY HEARTBEAT
THROUGH MY PENIS.
679
00:27:45,462 --> 00:27:47,164
GET THAT OUT
OF YOUR PANTS!
680
00:27:49,166 --> 00:27:51,168
SO, UH, JOSH, UH,
681
00:27:51,168 --> 00:27:53,670
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE HEAD DOWN
TO THE OKTOBERFEST, HUH?
682
00:27:54,171 --> 00:27:55,672
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
683
00:27:55,805 --> 00:27:58,175
WELL, AT LEAST SOMEBODY
WANTS TO PARTY.
684
00:28:00,177 --> 00:28:01,178
POP.
685
00:28:01,178 --> 00:28:02,679
COME HERE.
686
00:28:02,846 --> 00:28:04,681
OH, I'VE HEARD
SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.
687
00:28:04,681 --> 00:28:06,183
WHAT? AM I LEAVING?
688
00:28:06,433 --> 00:28:08,185
EXCUSE US!
689
00:28:08,185 --> 00:28:10,187
DAD.
690
00:28:10,187 --> 00:28:11,188
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
691
00:28:11,188 --> 00:28:12,189
IT'S ME...
692
00:28:12,189 --> 00:28:13,190
HI.
693
00:28:13,190 --> 00:28:16,693
FLUSHLES, THE TOILET-
CLEANING CLOWN! HA HA!
694
00:28:16,693 --> 00:28:18,695
YOU GETTING AN
EDUCATION, HUH, COOP?
695
00:28:18,695 --> 00:28:19,696
YOU GETTING
MY MONEY'S WORTH?
696
00:28:20,197 --> 00:28:21,698
'CAUSE YOU KNOW
WHAT THE DEAN TELLS ME?
697
00:28:21,698 --> 00:28:23,700
HE TELLS ME THAT YOU
HAVEN'T BEEN IN ONE CLASS
698
00:28:23,700 --> 00:28:24,701
IN 2 MONTHS!
699
00:28:24,834 --> 00:28:27,204
I DON'T THINK THIS COUNTS
AS BONDING, DAD.
700
00:28:27,704 --> 00:28:28,705
IT'S OVER, COOPER.
701
00:28:28,705 --> 00:28:30,707
I KEEP BUYING YOUR WAY
INTO THESE SCHOOLS,
702
00:28:30,707 --> 00:28:31,708
AND YOU KEEP
SCREWING UP.
703
00:28:31,708 --> 00:28:33,210
IF YOU DON'T PASS
ALL OF YOUR CLASSES,
704
00:28:33,710 --> 00:28:34,711
YOU'RE COMING HOME
WITH ME,
705
00:28:34,711 --> 00:28:36,213
AND YOU'RE GONNA
WORK WITH ME,
706
00:28:36,213 --> 00:28:37,714
BUT NOT IN THE OFFICE.
707
00:28:38,215 --> 00:28:39,716
IN THE FIELD.
708
00:28:39,716 --> 00:28:43,720
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU ALL
THE REALLY DISGUSTING JOBS.
709
00:28:51,228 --> 00:28:52,229
HMM.
710
00:28:54,948 --> 00:28:57,234
COOPER. COME ON,
TALK TO ME.
711
00:28:57,234 --> 00:28:59,236
WHAT, JOSH?
712
00:28:59,736 --> 00:29:02,239
HE'S SERIOUS THIS TIME,
ALL RIGHT? YOU HEARD HIM.
713
00:29:02,739 --> 00:29:03,740
HE'S GONNA PULL ME
OUT OF SCHOOL.
714
00:29:03,740 --> 00:29:05,242
AND NOW I'VE GOT TO
PASS ALL MY CLASSES.
715
00:29:05,742 --> 00:29:07,244
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHICH ONES I'M TAKING.
716
00:29:07,744 --> 00:29:08,745
THIS IS GONNA
DRIVE ME TO DRINK.
717
00:29:08,745 --> 00:29:09,746
NO, COOPER.
718
00:29:09,746 --> 00:29:12,249
NO MORE DRINKS,
NO MORE BONG HITS.
719
00:29:12,749 --> 00:29:14,251
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
THAT CAN SAVE YOU NOW.
720
00:29:14,584 --> 00:29:15,752
WHAT, VALIUM?
721
00:29:15,752 --> 00:29:18,755
NO. STUDYING.
722
00:29:18,755 --> 00:29:19,756
YOU NEED TO STUDY.
723
00:29:20,257 --> 00:29:22,259
WHAT? YOU'RE INSANE.
724
00:29:22,259 --> 00:29:23,760
WHAT? IT'LL BE FUN.
725
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,262
WE'LL READ
OUR BOOKS TOGETHER.
726
00:29:25,262 --> 00:29:27,264
WE'LL MAKE SURE THAT
WE GO TO OUR CLASSES.
727
00:29:27,264 --> 00:29:29,766
WE'LL QUIZ EACH OTHER.
WE'LL BE STUDY BUDDIES.
728
00:29:29,766 --> 00:29:32,269
NO. I DON'T DO THAT.
THAT'S NOT ME.
729
00:29:32,269 --> 00:29:34,771
WELL, I THINK IT'S
TIME FOR A CHANGE.
730
00:29:35,272 --> 00:29:37,774
HEY, YOU GUYS ROOMMATES?
731
00:29:37,774 --> 00:29:39,276
YEAH.
YEAH.
732
00:29:39,276 --> 00:29:41,778
YOU OUGHT TO TALK
TO HENRY OVER THERE.
733
00:29:41,778 --> 00:29:43,280
HE WENT TO DALEMAN.
734
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:45,282
Cooper: THAT GUY
WENT TO DALEMAN?
735
00:29:45,282 --> 00:29:48,785
YEAH. HE'S GOT
A REAL GOOD STORY FOR YOU.
736
00:29:49,085 --> 00:29:52,789
Henry: YOU SEE,
I HAD A ROOMMATE.
737
00:29:52,789 --> 00:29:54,791
POOR PRICK.
KILLED HIMSELF.
738
00:29:54,791 --> 00:29:55,792
YEAH, OH, YEAH.
739
00:29:56,293 --> 00:29:57,794
I FOUND THE BODY.
740
00:29:57,794 --> 00:30:01,298
HE SLIT HIS WRISTS.
HE SWALLOWED SOME PILLS.
741
00:30:01,298 --> 00:30:02,799
HE PUT A BAG OVER HIS HEAD,
742
00:30:02,799 --> 00:30:04,801
AND HE JUMPED
FROM THE BRIDGE.
743
00:30:05,302 --> 00:30:06,803
IT WAS A MESS.
744
00:30:07,103 --> 00:30:08,305
THAT'S TERRIBLE.
745
00:30:08,305 --> 00:30:11,808
Drunk: SOME PEOPLE
EAT BUGS. UGH!
746
00:30:11,808 --> 00:30:13,310
RIGHT.
747
00:30:13,310 --> 00:30:15,812
SO WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO
WITH GETTING STRAIGHT A's?
748
00:30:15,979 --> 00:30:17,814
EVERYTHING. YOU SEE,
749
00:30:18,315 --> 00:30:22,819
DALEMAN HAS ALWAYS HAD
A PROBLEM WITH SUICIDE.
750
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:24,821
Barman: YOU SEE...
751
00:30:24,821 --> 00:30:27,824
IT SEEMS
YOU COLLEGE KIDS,
752
00:30:28,325 --> 00:30:30,327
YOU HAVE A REAL KNACK
FOR GOING WACKO.
753
00:30:30,327 --> 00:30:35,832
THEY HAVE A RULE THAT IF
YOUR ROOMMATE KILLS HIMSELF,
754
00:30:35,832 --> 00:30:38,835
YOU GET STRAIGHT A's.
YEAH, THEY DO.
755
00:30:39,836 --> 00:30:42,839
IT'S LIKE
A CONSOLATION PRIZE.
756
00:30:43,139 --> 00:30:44,841
YEAH, IT RELIEVES
TENSION OR SOMETHING.
757
00:30:45,342 --> 00:30:49,846
MY INTESTINES ARE
OVER 2 MILES LONG.
758
00:30:50,013 --> 00:30:50,847
IS THAT TRUE?
759
00:30:50,847 --> 00:30:51,848
Drunk: YEAH, IT'S TRUE.
760
00:30:51,848 --> 00:30:53,350
NO, NO, NO.
THE RULES.
761
00:30:53,350 --> 00:30:54,351
MMM. YES.
762
00:30:54,351 --> 00:30:55,352
YES.
763
00:30:55,518 --> 00:30:57,854
OH, OK, WELL, YEAH,
THAT MAKES SENSE.
764
00:30:57,854 --> 00:31:00,357
YOU CAN'T BE
EXPECTED TO STUDY
765
00:31:00,357 --> 00:31:03,360
IF YOU'RE GRIEVING
FOR YOUR DEAD ROOMMATE.
766
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:06,863
I KNOW I COULDN'T STUDY
IF YOU DIED.
767
00:31:06,863 --> 00:31:09,366
YOU CAN'T STUDY NOW.
768
00:31:09,366 --> 00:31:11,368
SO THESE RULES, THEY GOT THEM
WRITTEN DOWN SOMEWHERE?
769
00:31:11,368 --> 00:31:12,836
PROBABLY THE LIBRARY.
770
00:31:12,836 --> 00:31:14,371
THE "LIBARRY," JOSH.
771
00:31:14,371 --> 00:31:15,872
YOU KNOW WHERE THAT IS,
DON'T YOU?
772
00:31:16,373 --> 00:31:17,874
TAKE ME TO THE "LIBARRY."
773
00:31:19,876 --> 00:31:21,878
THIS MUST BE
A GREAT COLLEGE
774
00:31:21,878 --> 00:31:23,380
TO HAVE
ALL THESE BOOKS.
775
00:31:23,380 --> 00:31:24,881
SHH.
776
00:31:24,881 --> 00:31:26,383
[WHISPERING] How are we
gonna find that charter?
777
00:31:26,883 --> 00:31:29,386
HOW ARE WE GONNA FIND
OUR WAY OUT OF HERE?
778
00:31:29,386 --> 00:31:30,887
WILL YOU GROW UP?
779
00:31:30,887 --> 00:31:32,889
[SIGHS]
780
00:31:32,889 --> 00:31:33,890
HERE IT IS.
781
00:31:35,892 --> 00:31:36,893
OH, YOU...
782
00:31:36,893 --> 00:31:37,894
YOU FOUND IT.
783
00:31:38,895 --> 00:31:41,898
WOW. THE COLLEGE CHARTER.
784
00:31:41,898 --> 00:31:43,900
I'M GONNA GO UPSTAIRS
AND STUDY, SO HAVE FUN.
785
00:31:43,900 --> 00:31:46,903
WAIT A MINUTE.
AREN'T YOU EVEN CURIOUS?
786
00:31:46,903 --> 00:31:48,905
NO.
IT'S TOTALLY RIDICULOUS.
787
00:31:48,905 --> 00:31:51,408
DON'T LEAVE ME
DOWN HERE ALONE.
788
00:31:51,408 --> 00:31:52,909
LIBRARIES
GIVE ME THE CREEPS.
789
00:31:53,910 --> 00:31:56,913
Cooper:
"EACH STUDENT WHO..."
790
00:31:56,913 --> 00:31:57,914
HMM...
791
00:31:58,415 --> 00:31:59,916
WHAT THE...
792
00:31:59,916 --> 00:32:01,918
HOLY SHIT!
793
00:32:01,918 --> 00:32:04,921
HOLY SHIT!
J--LISTEN.
794
00:32:04,921 --> 00:32:06,923
UH, "A STUDENT
FOUND TO HAVE DIED
795
00:32:06,923 --> 00:32:09,426
"AS A RESULT OF HIS OWN
WILLFUL ACT WILL...
796
00:32:09,426 --> 00:32:11,928
"ANY OTHER STUDENT RESIDING
IN THE SAME HOUSING UNIT
797
00:32:12,429 --> 00:32:14,431
"OF SAID STUDENTS
SHALL BE REWARDED GRADES
798
00:32:14,431 --> 00:32:15,932
"OF THE HIGHEST ORDER
799
00:32:16,099 --> 00:32:17,934
REGARDLESS
OF ACADEMIC STANDING."
800
00:32:18,067 --> 00:32:19,436
WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS MEAN?
IS THIS IT?
801
00:32:19,436 --> 00:32:20,904
THAT'S IT.
802
00:32:20,904 --> 00:32:22,939
OH, HO HO.
803
00:32:22,939 --> 00:32:24,441
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
804
00:32:24,441 --> 00:32:26,943
WELL, WE'VE GOT
TO COPY THIS.
805
00:32:26,943 --> 00:32:27,944
FOR PROOF.
806
00:32:27,944 --> 00:32:29,446
Cooper: JOSH!
OH, HEY, JOSH!
807
00:32:29,446 --> 00:32:30,447
Person: SHH!
808
00:32:30,447 --> 00:32:31,448
Boy: SHUT UP!
809
00:32:31,448 --> 00:32:32,949
JOSH, WHERE YOU GOING?
810
00:32:32,949 --> 00:32:34,951
LOOK, JOSH, I FINISHED.
I FINISHED COPYING.
811
00:32:34,951 --> 00:32:36,453
IT WASN'T REALLY
THAT HARD.
812
00:32:36,586 --> 00:32:37,454
Person: SHH!
813
00:32:37,454 --> 00:32:38,955
WOW. LOOK AT ALL
THESE PEOPLE.
814
00:32:39,255 --> 00:32:40,457
SHH!
815
00:32:40,457 --> 00:32:41,458
[WHISPERING]
Right.
816
00:32:42,959 --> 00:32:43,960
[SIGHS]
817
00:32:50,967 --> 00:32:52,352
I'M NOT GONNA KILL MYSELF,
818
00:32:52,969 --> 00:32:53,970
IN CASE THAT'S WHAT
YOU'RE WONDERING.
819
00:32:54,471 --> 00:32:56,473
COME ON.
BE A SPORT.
820
00:32:56,473 --> 00:32:57,474
I MEAN,
YOU'RE FUCKED ANYWAY.
821
00:32:57,974 --> 00:32:58,975
AT LEAST THIS WAY,
822
00:32:58,975 --> 00:33:00,977
ONE OF US
COMES OUT ON TOP.
823
00:33:01,144 --> 00:33:02,979
THEN YOU KILL YOURSELF.
824
00:33:02,979 --> 00:33:04,481
NO, I CAN'T SEE THAT
WORKING.
825
00:33:04,481 --> 00:33:05,482
LOOK, JUST FORGET IT.
826
00:33:05,482 --> 00:33:07,484
JOSH, PLEASE. ALL I'M
ASKING YOU TO DO--
827
00:33:07,984 --> 00:33:08,985
I'M DONE HELPING YOU.
828
00:33:08,985 --> 00:33:10,487
People: SHH! QUIET!
829
00:33:10,487 --> 00:33:11,988
JOSH, WAIT.
830
00:33:11,988 --> 00:33:12,989
WHAT ABOUT KYLE?
831
00:33:12,989 --> 00:33:13,990
WHO'S KYLE?
832
00:33:13,990 --> 00:33:15,492
KYLE, OUR OTHER ROOMMATE.
833
00:33:15,992 --> 00:33:17,494
THE ONE FROM
THE CATHOLIC SCHOOL.
834
00:33:17,494 --> 00:33:19,996
HE COULD KILL HIMSELF.
IT'S PERFECT.
835
00:33:19,996 --> 00:33:21,998
ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT MURDER, COOPER?
836
00:33:21,998 --> 00:33:24,000
'CAUSE IF YOU ARE,
THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER.
837
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,502
NO, I AM NOT
TALKING ABOUT MURDER.
838
00:33:26,002 --> 00:33:27,003
WELL, I DON'T
WANT TO BE PART
839
00:33:27,003 --> 00:33:28,505
OF YOUR STUPID PLAN,
SO JUST DROP IT.
840
00:33:29,005 --> 00:33:29,506
IT'S SIMPLE.
841
00:33:30,006 --> 00:33:32,008
NO, I MEAN IT.
JUST SHUT THE SHIT UP.
842
00:33:32,008 --> 00:33:33,009
YEAH, BUT ALL YOU--
843
00:33:33,510 --> 00:33:35,011
AW. HO HO HO.
844
00:33:35,011 --> 00:33:38,515
SUICIDAL IMPULSES
COME FROM FEELING POWERLESS
845
00:33:38,515 --> 00:33:40,517
OVER ONE'S PROBLEMS.
846
00:33:40,517 --> 00:33:43,019
SO WHEN SOMEONE
CALLS DALEMAN'S HOTLINE,
847
00:33:43,319 --> 00:33:47,524
WE MAKE SURE THAT THE CALLER
FEELS IN CONTROL OF THE--
848
00:33:47,524 --> 00:33:50,527
YOUNG MAN, WOULD YOU
PLEASE TAKE A SEAT?
849
00:33:52,529 --> 00:33:54,531
NOW, THE CALLER
SHOULD BE TOLD
850
00:33:54,864 --> 00:33:57,534
THAT SUICIDE
IS NEVER THE ANSWER.
851
00:33:57,534 --> 00:33:59,536
SAY THERE'S SOMEONE
REALLY DEPRESSED--
852
00:33:59,536 --> 00:34:02,038
COULD YOU RAISE YOUR HAND?
853
00:34:02,171 --> 00:34:05,041
WELL, YEAH. OK.
854
00:34:05,041 --> 00:34:06,009
SAY THERE'S SOMEONE
REALLY DEPRESSED,
855
00:34:06,543 --> 00:34:08,545
BUT HE MIGHT NOT
ACTUALLY KILL HIMSELF.
856
00:34:08,678 --> 00:34:11,548
WHY DON'T I ANSWER QUESTIONS
AFTER THE SESSION?
857
00:34:12,015 --> 00:34:13,550
WHAT WOULD PUSH HIM
OVER THE EDGE?
858
00:34:13,550 --> 00:34:15,552
SEND HIM RUNNING
FOR THE RAZORS?
859
00:34:15,552 --> 00:34:16,553
ANYTHING
COME TO MIND?
860
00:34:16,886 --> 00:34:18,555
WHAT?
861
00:34:19,738 --> 00:34:21,239
OH, HI, JOSH.
COME ON IN.
862
00:34:21,490 --> 00:34:23,742
I GOT A NOTE.
YOU WANTED TO SEE ME?
863
00:34:23,909 --> 00:34:25,243
I JUST WANTED TO
CHECK UP ON YOU,
864
00:34:25,243 --> 00:34:27,746
MAKE SURE YOUR HEAD'S
STILL ABOVE WATER.
865
00:34:27,746 --> 00:34:30,248
WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW WELL
I DID ON MY MIDTERMS.
866
00:34:30,248 --> 00:34:32,751
I WAS DISTRACTED,
867
00:34:32,918 --> 00:34:35,253
BUT I'M NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING
BUT STUDY FROM HERE ON OUT.
868
00:34:35,253 --> 00:34:37,255
JUST REMEMBER YOU HAVE
TO KEEP A "B" PLUS AVERAGE
869
00:34:37,756 --> 00:34:38,757
TO KEEP YOUR SCHOLARSHIP.
870
00:34:40,258 --> 00:34:41,259
WHAT?
871
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:43,261
YOU MUST KEEP
A "B" PLUS AVERAGE,
872
00:34:43,478 --> 00:34:44,763
OR THEY'LL REVOKE
YOUR SCHOLARSHIP.
873
00:34:45,180 --> 00:34:48,266
NO, NOT MY SCHOLARSHIP.
I MEAN, THEY CAN'T DO THAT.
874
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,769
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
I NEED THAT SCHOLARSHIP.
875
00:34:50,769 --> 00:34:53,772
JOSH, THERE'S NO REASON
TO GET SO WORKED UP.
876
00:34:54,272 --> 00:34:56,775
I MEAN, IT'S NOT AS IF
YOU FAILED YOUR MIDTERMS.
877
00:34:56,992 --> 00:34:58,276
HI, HONEY.
878
00:35:01,279 --> 00:35:02,280
WHAT?
879
00:35:07,786 --> 00:35:10,288
WELL, THANK YOU, SHIRLEY.
YOU'VE BEEN VERY HELPFUL.
880
00:35:10,672 --> 00:35:11,790
YES, I'LL LET YOU KNOW
881
00:35:11,790 --> 00:35:13,792
IF THE DOCTOR
NEEDS THOSE FILES.
882
00:35:13,792 --> 00:35:15,293
ALL RIGHT.
TELL ME, WHAT--
883
00:35:15,794 --> 00:35:17,295
HEY!
884
00:35:17,512 --> 00:35:19,297
THAT WAS RUDE.
885
00:35:19,381 --> 00:35:22,801
WOW, JOSH.
YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD.
886
00:35:22,801 --> 00:35:24,803
WHY SHOULD I LOOK GOOD?
887
00:35:24,803 --> 00:35:27,305
THESE ARE
MY MIDTERM SCORES.
888
00:35:27,305 --> 00:35:28,807
AND THESE ARE THE SCORES
889
00:35:28,807 --> 00:35:30,809
THAT I WOULD NEED
TO GET ON MY FINALS
890
00:35:30,809 --> 00:35:32,310
IN ORDER TO KEEP
MY SCHOLARSHIP.
891
00:35:32,727 --> 00:35:35,814
AND THERE'S NO MATHEMATICAL WAY
THAT I CAN GET THESE SCORES.
892
00:35:36,114 --> 00:35:39,317
I WOULD NEED
4 "A" PLUS PLUS PLUSES.
893
00:35:39,317 --> 00:35:40,318
I'M DOOMED!
894
00:35:40,652 --> 00:35:42,821
WHAT'S THIS DOING HERE?
895
00:35:42,821 --> 00:35:43,822
WELL, SEE, I--
896
00:35:43,822 --> 00:35:46,825
COOPER, WHEN I GOT HERE,
I WAS ON A TRACK.
897
00:35:46,825 --> 00:35:50,328
DO YOU KNOW WHAT
A TRACK IS? CHALK.
898
00:35:50,829 --> 00:35:54,833
A TRACK IS A BEAUTIFUL,
WONDERFUL THING.
899
00:35:54,833 --> 00:35:56,835
IT'S A GOAL.
IT'S A TRACK.
900
00:35:56,835 --> 00:36:00,839
IT'S ALWAYS MOVING FORWARD
ON A TRACK.
901
00:36:00,839 --> 00:36:04,342
WELL, I DON'T HAVE A TRACK.
902
00:36:04,593 --> 00:36:06,845
I HAVE NOTHING.
I'M DEAD.
903
00:36:06,845 --> 00:36:09,347
YOU'RE LOOKIN'
AT A DEAD MAN.
904
00:36:09,431 --> 00:36:12,350
WELL, THEN YOU'RE IN!
905
00:36:12,851 --> 00:36:14,352
I MEAN, THIS IS GREAT.
906
00:36:14,603 --> 00:36:15,854
GREAT?
907
00:36:15,987 --> 00:36:17,355
WELL, I'M JUST SAYING--
908
00:36:17,355 --> 00:36:17,856
COOPER!
909
00:36:18,356 --> 00:36:19,357
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!
910
00:36:19,357 --> 00:36:20,859
YOU TAKE THE CAKE!
911
00:36:20,859 --> 00:36:23,862
COOPER! DO YOU KNOW
THAT COOPER? UHH!
912
00:36:24,329 --> 00:36:27,365
OHH! OHH.
913
00:36:27,582 --> 00:36:29,868
YOU'RE OK.
YOU'RE OK, HUH?
914
00:36:29,868 --> 00:36:31,870
HUH? JUST SHAKE IT OFF.
915
00:36:32,370 --> 00:36:33,371
UHH.
916
00:36:33,538 --> 00:36:34,873
NOW, WE HAVE A WAY OUT,
917
00:36:34,873 --> 00:36:36,374
AND IT'S THE BEST
LOOPHOLE EVER,
918
00:36:36,374 --> 00:36:38,376
AND IT'S GONNA SAVE
BOTH OF OUR ASSES,
919
00:36:38,376 --> 00:36:39,878
SO JUST MELLOW.
920
00:36:40,262 --> 00:36:41,379
HERE, PUT THIS
ON YOUR NOSE.
921
00:36:41,379 --> 00:36:42,380
AH, COOPER.
922
00:36:42,380 --> 00:36:45,884
NO. MY WHOLE VISION
IS RIGHT HERE...
923
00:36:45,884 --> 00:36:46,885
ON THIS BLACKBOARD.
924
00:36:47,385 --> 00:36:48,887
IN WHAT LANGUAGE?
925
00:36:49,137 --> 00:36:51,890
WELL, MY PENMANSHIP'S
KIND OF GONE TO SHIT,
926
00:36:51,890 --> 00:36:54,392
BUT BASICALLY,
HERE IS MR. Z.
927
00:36:54,476 --> 00:36:55,393
WHO'S MR. Z?
928
00:36:55,860 --> 00:36:59,397
MR. Z IS THE MOST
SUICIDAL GUY ON CAMPUS.
929
00:36:59,397 --> 00:37:01,399
MR. Z IS THE GUY
WHO'S GONNA KILL HIMSELF
930
00:37:01,399 --> 00:37:02,901
WHETHER HE LIVES
WITH US OR NOT,
931
00:37:02,901 --> 00:37:04,402
SO I FIGURE, HE MIGHT
AS WELL LIVE WITH US
932
00:37:04,402 --> 00:37:05,904
SO HIS DEATH
WON'T BE IN VAIN.
933
00:37:05,987 --> 00:37:07,405
NOW, WE FIND HIM AT
THE MENTAL HEALTH CLINIC,
934
00:37:07,405 --> 00:37:09,407
HE MOVES IN,
HE KILLS HIMSELF,
935
00:37:09,407 --> 00:37:11,910
AND HERE'S YOU KEEPING
YOUR SCHOLARSHIP,
936
00:37:11,910 --> 00:37:14,412
AND HERE'S ME SAYING,
"FLUSH OFF, FLUSHLES."
937
00:37:14,412 --> 00:37:15,880
HA HA HA HA.
938
00:37:15,964 --> 00:37:18,416
LOOK, I HAVE ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH
WITHOUT YOU MIND-FUCKING ME.
939
00:37:18,416 --> 00:37:21,920
NO, JOSH. I AM NOT
MIND-FUCKING YOU, OK?
940
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:25,423
I AM SO DEAD SERIOUS.
I AM, LIKE, IN THE ZONE.
941
00:37:25,590 --> 00:37:27,926
COME ON, JOSH!
OH, JOSH.
942
00:37:28,059 --> 00:37:28,927
OH, JOSH.
943
00:37:30,428 --> 00:37:31,930
OK, THE BOTTOM LINE IS
944
00:37:32,430 --> 00:37:33,932
YOU WORK IN
THE HOUSING OFFICE.
945
00:37:34,432 --> 00:37:34,933
I NEED YOU.
946
00:37:35,433 --> 00:37:36,434
I CAN'T DO IT
WITHOUT YOU,
947
00:37:36,685 --> 00:37:37,435
SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL
GIVE IT A GO.
948
00:37:37,936 --> 00:37:38,937
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT
TO LOSE?
949
00:37:38,937 --> 00:37:39,938
FORGET IT, COOPER.
950
00:37:39,938 --> 00:37:41,940
YOUR BRAIN IS
PERMANENTLY FRIED.
951
00:37:41,940 --> 00:37:44,943
YOU NEED HELP. I WOULD
NEVER IN A BAJILLION YEARS
952
00:37:44,943 --> 00:37:47,946
FOLLOW YOU ON SOME IDIOTIC
WILD-GOOSE CHASE! NEVER!
953
00:37:48,246 --> 00:37:50,448
SAY NO MORE.
I UNDERSTAND, OK?
954
00:37:50,448 --> 00:37:51,950
OH, BY THE WAY,
955
00:37:51,950 --> 00:37:53,952
THERE'S A MESSAGE
FOR YOU ON THE MACHINE.
956
00:37:54,452 --> 00:37:55,453
I THINK IT'S YOUR MOM.
957
00:37:57,789 --> 00:37:59,457
[BEEP]
958
00:37:59,457 --> 00:38:00,959
HI, JOSHIE, IT'S MOM.
959
00:38:00,959 --> 00:38:02,961
YOU SOUNDED SO WORRIED
WHEN I TALKED TO YOU.
960
00:38:02,961 --> 00:38:05,296
LISTEN, HONEY, YOU HAVE
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
961
00:38:05,296 --> 00:38:07,465
I MEAN, OF COURSE YOU'LL
DO WELL IN COLLEGE.
962
00:38:07,465 --> 00:38:10,468
YOU ALWAYS SURPASS
MY EXPECTATIONS.
963
00:38:10,468 --> 00:38:14,973
AND I EXPECT TO SEE
STRAIGHT A's. OK? BYE.
964
00:38:14,973 --> 00:38:16,474
WHO IS MR. Z AGAIN?
965
00:38:16,691 --> 00:38:18,977
OH, YEAH.
OH, YEAH.
966
00:38:19,477 --> 00:38:21,479
THERE'S ONE.
THERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
967
00:38:21,613 --> 00:38:23,481
OH, YEAH.
COME ON, BABY.
968
00:38:23,865 --> 00:38:24,983
OH, COME TO DADDY.
969
00:38:25,483 --> 00:38:27,452
OH, I GOTCHA. I GOTCHA.
DADDY'S GOTCHA.
970
00:38:27,535 --> 00:38:30,488
JOSH, YOU'RE NOT
SAYING ANYTHING.
971
00:38:30,989 --> 00:38:31,990
YAY. YIPPEE.
972
00:38:31,990 --> 00:38:33,491
COME ON,
THIS IS GONNA BE EASY.
973
00:38:33,491 --> 00:38:34,993
ONCE WE FIND OUT
WHO THESE GUYS ARE,
974
00:38:34,993 --> 00:38:36,494
WE'LL STEAL THEIR FILES,
AND WE'LL FIGURE OUT
975
00:38:36,494 --> 00:38:38,496
WHICH ONE'S THE MOST
SUICIDAL OF THEM ALL.
976
00:38:38,963 --> 00:38:42,500
OH, YEAH. THIS GUY
LOOKS REALLY DEPRESSED.
977
00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:44,502
YEAH.
THIS GUY LOOKS TROUBLED.
978
00:38:45,003 --> 00:38:47,005
COOPER?
JOSH, IS THAT YOU?
979
00:38:47,138 --> 00:38:48,006
HOO!
980
00:38:50,892 --> 00:38:52,010
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING?
981
00:38:52,260 --> 00:38:55,513
CAN WE HAVE SOME
PRIVACY, PLEASE?
982
00:38:55,930 --> 00:38:57,515
YEAH, YOU GOT IT.
983
00:38:57,515 --> 00:38:58,516
YEAH.
984
00:38:58,933 --> 00:39:01,019
OH.
985
00:39:01,019 --> 00:39:02,520
WOW, THAT WAS CLOSE.
986
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:05,523
COOPER, THEY PROBABLY THINK
THAT WE'RE MAKING OUT BACK HERE.
987
00:39:05,523 --> 00:39:07,525
I KNOW. THEY'RE TOTALLY
IN THE DARK.
988
00:39:18,536 --> 00:39:19,537
Josh: OOH!
989
00:39:19,537 --> 00:39:20,538
Cooper: JOSH!
990
00:39:21,039 --> 00:39:22,540
Josh: WHERE WE GOING?
991
00:39:32,550 --> 00:39:33,551
Josh:
THIS IS INSANITY.
992
00:39:34,018 --> 00:39:35,053
WE'RE GONNA GET
KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL
993
00:39:35,053 --> 00:39:36,554
BEFORE
WE EVER FLUNK OUT.
994
00:39:36,554 --> 00:39:38,556
HOW WE GONNA FIGURE OUT
WHO'S REALLY NUTSO
995
00:39:38,556 --> 00:39:40,058
AND WHO'S JUST
HAVING A BAD WEEK?
996
00:39:40,058 --> 00:39:44,062
HERE, TAKE THIS ROPE,
HOOK ME UP.
997
00:39:46,064 --> 00:39:48,066
NOW, REMEMBER,
YOUR CODE NAME IS DINAH.
998
00:39:48,066 --> 00:39:49,067
WHAT'S YOURS?
999
00:39:49,067 --> 00:39:50,068
PANTHER.
1000
00:39:50,068 --> 00:39:52,570
WHY DO YOU
GET TO BE PANTHER?
1001
00:39:54,072 --> 00:39:54,572
HUH?
1002
00:39:56,074 --> 00:39:57,075
JIMMY.
1003
00:40:00,078 --> 00:40:01,579
OHH. UHH! AAH!
1004
00:40:02,997 --> 00:40:04,082
OH, PLEASE.
1005
00:40:04,082 --> 00:40:06,084
UHH! UHH!
1006
00:40:06,084 --> 00:40:07,585
A LITTLE HELP HERE.
1007
00:40:07,585 --> 00:40:08,586
YEAH, SURE.
1008
00:40:12,090 --> 00:40:13,591
NOW, I'M GONNA
WRAP THIS ROPE
1009
00:40:13,591 --> 00:40:15,593
AROUND THIS PIPE
FOR LEVERAGE.
1010
00:40:21,099 --> 00:40:24,602
I'M RISKING MY LIFE FOR YOU.
REMEMBER THAT.
1011
00:40:24,602 --> 00:40:26,104
I'M LOWERING YOU
12 FEET INTO AN OFFICE.
1012
00:40:26,604 --> 00:40:28,606
I'M NOT EVEN SURE
WE NEED ROPE.
1013
00:40:32,610 --> 00:40:35,613
OK, KEEP IT SLOW.
1014
00:40:35,613 --> 00:40:37,615
THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S GREAT.
1015
00:40:37,615 --> 00:40:39,117
KEEP IT RIGHT THERE.
THAT'S PERFECT.
1016
00:40:39,617 --> 00:40:41,619
OK, YOU'RE DOING GOOD,
DINAH.
1017
00:40:41,619 --> 00:40:43,621
SLOW AND STEADY, DINAH.
1018
00:40:44,122 --> 00:40:44,622
Josh: YEAH.
1019
00:40:45,039 --> 00:40:47,625
SLOW AND STEADY.
1020
00:40:47,926 --> 00:40:51,095
DINAH!
SLOW AND STEADY!
1021
00:40:53,131 --> 00:40:53,631
THAT'S GOOD, DINAH.
1022
00:40:54,048 --> 00:40:56,134
SLOW AND STEADY.
1023
00:40:56,434 --> 00:40:59,137
WHOA! SLOW! DINAH!
1024
00:40:59,137 --> 00:41:00,471
SLOW!
1025
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:05,643
I'M IN.
1026
00:41:17,539 --> 00:41:19,157
ENTERING
NORTH CORRIDOR.
1027
00:41:19,157 --> 00:41:20,658
OVER.
1028
00:41:20,792 --> 00:41:22,160
BE CAREFUL.
1029
00:41:25,663 --> 00:41:28,166
DINAH, I HAVE REACHED
THE FILE ROOM.
1030
00:41:28,550 --> 00:41:30,668
I'M NOT DINAH ANYMORE.
I'M COBRA.
1031
00:41:31,085 --> 00:41:33,171
WHATEVER.
1032
00:41:38,176 --> 00:41:39,677
JESUS CHRIST!
I'M LOST!
1033
00:41:39,811 --> 00:41:41,179
I NEED DIRECTIONS.
WHERE DO I GO?
1034
00:41:41,179 --> 00:41:42,647
I'M ON IT, I'M ON IT.
1035
00:41:42,730 --> 00:41:43,765
ALL RIGHT. HERE IT IS.
1036
00:41:44,148 --> 00:41:45,683
GO RIGHT. NO, NO, NO.
1037
00:41:46,184 --> 00:41:49,687
GO LEFT INTO THE MIDDLE AISLE
PAST THE NUMBERED SECTION.
1038
00:41:49,687 --> 00:41:52,690
DINAH, I THINK I SEE IT.
1039
00:41:55,193 --> 00:41:58,696
DINAH, I FOUND IT,
I FOUND THE FILE CABINET.
1040
00:41:58,696 --> 00:42:00,698
UHH! IT'S LOCKED.
I'LL USE MY JIMMY.
1041
00:42:00,698 --> 00:42:02,200
UHH! WHERE'S MY JIMMY?
1042
00:42:02,417 --> 00:42:04,202
I GOT YOUR JIMMY
RIGHT HERE.
1043
00:42:04,202 --> 00:42:06,204
I NEED MY JIMMY.
1044
00:42:06,204 --> 00:42:08,206
NO, JIMMY.
REPEAT, NO JIMMY.
1045
00:42:12,710 --> 00:42:15,213
UHH! OHH!
1046
00:42:15,213 --> 00:42:16,214
COME ON!
1047
00:42:16,214 --> 00:42:17,715
OHH! GOT IT!
1048
00:42:17,966 --> 00:42:19,717
[DISPATCH RADIO]
1049
00:42:26,724 --> 00:42:29,727
Josh: HOLY MOLEY!
1050
00:42:29,861 --> 00:42:32,730
ABORT. ABORT.
1051
00:42:32,730 --> 00:42:34,732
DINAH, REPEAT.
YOU'RE BREAKING UP.
1052
00:42:35,149 --> 00:42:38,736
THE SECURITY GUARDS ARE HERE.
YOU GOT TO GET OUT OF THERE.
1053
00:42:41,039 --> 00:42:42,240
OH, SHIT!
1054
00:42:43,741 --> 00:42:44,709
HEY, YOU!
1055
00:42:45,209 --> 00:42:46,744
[WHIMPERS]
1056
00:42:48,246 --> 00:42:49,247
HOLD IT!
1057
00:42:51,249 --> 00:42:52,083
OHH!
1058
00:42:52,083 --> 00:42:53,251
AAH!
1059
00:42:53,718 --> 00:42:56,254
GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.
WHERE DO I GO?
1060
00:42:56,471 --> 00:42:58,756
SOUTH HALLWAY!
GET OUT OF THERE!
1061
00:42:58,756 --> 00:43:00,258
DINAH, SAVE YOURSELF!
1062
00:43:04,479 --> 00:43:06,264
WHOA!
1063
00:43:07,598 --> 00:43:09,767
WHOA! UHH!
1064
00:43:11,769 --> 00:43:13,271
I'M OUT.
1065
00:43:13,738 --> 00:43:16,274
[DISTANT SIREN]
1066
00:43:16,774 --> 00:43:18,776
OH, YES!
YES! YES!
1067
00:43:19,077 --> 00:43:21,779
WE WERE SO VAN DAMME!
COME ON, SAY IT WITH ME.
1068
00:43:21,779 --> 00:43:22,780
VAN DAMME!
1069
00:43:22,780 --> 00:43:23,781
Both: VAN DAMME!
1070
00:43:23,781 --> 00:43:24,782
VAN DAMME!
1071
00:43:24,782 --> 00:43:25,783
VAN DAMME!
1072
00:43:25,783 --> 00:43:27,285
ALL RIGHT,
NOW IT'S PATHETIC.
1073
00:43:27,285 --> 00:43:30,288
ONE OF THESE GUYS
IS OUR LUCKY MR. Z.
1074
00:43:30,288 --> 00:43:31,289
LET'S GET BUSY.
1075
00:43:47,889 --> 00:43:50,391
WE'RE REALLY
DOING THIS, COOPER.
1076
00:43:50,391 --> 00:43:52,894
I KNOW.
WE'RE SO MOTIVATED.
1077
00:43:57,899 --> 00:43:58,900
HELLO.
1078
00:43:58,900 --> 00:43:59,901
PROFESSOR DURKHEIM?
1079
00:44:00,234 --> 00:44:00,902
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
1080
00:44:00,902 --> 00:44:02,403
HI. I'M JOSH MILLER.
1081
00:44:02,904 --> 00:44:04,872
COME IN, COME IN.
SIT DOWN.
1082
00:44:04,872 --> 00:44:06,407
ARE YOU ONE
OF MY STUDENTS?
1083
00:44:06,407 --> 00:44:09,410
NO, NO. I, UH, I WAS
JUST IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD,
1084
00:44:09,410 --> 00:44:11,913
I THOUGHT I'D POP IN.
1085
00:44:11,913 --> 00:44:14,916
NOBODY JUST POPS INTO
THE PSYCH DEPARTMENT.
1086
00:44:14,999 --> 00:44:16,918
NO, THEY DON'T.
1087
00:44:16,918 --> 00:44:19,420
YOU SEEM NERVOUS,
MR. MILLER.
1088
00:44:19,420 --> 00:44:20,922
NERVOUS? ME?
1089
00:44:22,924 --> 00:44:24,926
NO. JUST HAD A QUESTION.
1090
00:44:25,309 --> 00:44:29,430
UM, I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO PUT THIS.
1091
00:44:29,931 --> 00:44:32,433
IF, UM, SOMEBODY
WAS REALLY DEPRESSED
1092
00:44:32,433 --> 00:44:34,435
AND CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE...
1093
00:44:34,652 --> 00:44:36,437
IS THIS
A PERSONAL QUESTION?
1094
00:44:36,938 --> 00:44:37,939
OH, NO.
1095
00:44:37,939 --> 00:44:38,940
NO, NO.
1096
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:41,442
I'M JUST CURIOUS.
1097
00:44:41,525 --> 00:44:42,944
HMM.
1098
00:44:45,112 --> 00:44:47,915
WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME
ABOUT YOURSELF, JOSH?
1099
00:44:47,999 --> 00:44:49,951
WHERE YOU FROM?
1100
00:44:51,452 --> 00:44:52,453
Rachel: HEY, JOSH.
1101
00:44:52,954 --> 00:44:54,455
HEY, STRANGER,
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
1102
00:44:54,455 --> 00:44:56,457
I THOUGHT YOU DIED
OR SOMETHING.
1103
00:44:56,457 --> 00:44:59,460
DIED? NO, NO, NO.
NOBODY DIED.
1104
00:44:59,460 --> 00:45:00,461
OH, GOOD, GOOD.
1105
00:45:00,962 --> 00:45:03,464
UM, SO, HERE IT IS.
1106
00:45:03,464 --> 00:45:04,465
WHAT IS IT?
1107
00:45:04,966 --> 00:45:06,467
IT'S MY SHORT STORY.
YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO READ IT
1108
00:45:06,467 --> 00:45:08,469
WHEN I WAS DONE,
AND I'M DONE, SO...
1109
00:45:08,469 --> 00:45:09,971
OH, YEAH, THAT'S GREAT.
1110
00:45:09,971 --> 00:45:10,972
HEY, YOU WOULDN'T
HAPPEN TO HAVE
1111
00:45:11,472 --> 00:45:12,974
A SHORTER SHORT STORY,
WOULD YOU?
1112
00:45:13,391 --> 00:45:14,475
JOSH!
1113
00:45:14,892 --> 00:45:15,977
HEY, JOSH!
1114
00:45:16,477 --> 00:45:17,478
WHAT?
1115
00:45:17,478 --> 00:45:18,980
WE NEED TO MAKE SOME
DECISIONS RIGHT NOW.
1116
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:19,981
HEY, RACHEL.
1117
00:45:20,398 --> 00:45:21,482
HEY, COOPER.
1118
00:45:21,482 --> 00:45:21,983
IN A MINUTE.
1119
00:45:22,483 --> 00:45:23,484
NO, RIGHT NOW.
1120
00:45:23,484 --> 00:45:25,987
DON'T MAKE ME
COME DOWN THERE.
1121
00:45:25,987 --> 00:45:28,990
I GOT TO GO, BUT I
WANT TO SEE YOU.
1122
00:45:28,990 --> 00:45:30,992
YOU KNOW,
I THINK ABOUT YOU...
1123
00:45:30,992 --> 00:45:32,493
ALL THE TIME.
1124
00:45:32,493 --> 00:45:35,496
WELL, WE'LL HANG OUT SOMETIME.
WILL YOU CALL ME?
1125
00:45:35,997 --> 00:45:36,497
OH, YEAH.
1126
00:45:36,998 --> 00:45:37,498
OK.
1127
00:45:37,999 --> 00:45:38,499
JOSH!
1128
00:45:40,501 --> 00:45:41,502
I'LL SEE YOU.
1129
00:45:41,502 --> 00:45:42,503
ALL RIGHT.
1130
00:45:44,422 --> 00:45:46,507
WOULD YOU HURRY UP?
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
1131
00:45:46,507 --> 00:45:48,509
LOOK, I BORROWED THESE
BOOKS FROM THE LIBRARY.
1132
00:45:48,509 --> 00:45:50,511
THEY ACTUALLY LET YOU
DO THAT. HERE.
1133
00:45:50,511 --> 00:45:52,513
WHAT DID
YOUR PROFESSOR SAY?
1134
00:45:52,513 --> 00:45:54,515
OH. NOT MUCH.
HE THINKS I'M SUICIDAL.
1135
00:45:55,016 --> 00:45:57,018
WE HAVE TO CHOOSE
OUR MR. Z RIGHT NOW,
1136
00:45:57,268 --> 00:46:00,021
AND THIS GUY--
HE IS IT, MAN.
1137
00:46:00,021 --> 00:46:01,022
CLIFF O'MALLEY.
1138
00:46:01,022 --> 00:46:02,023
LOOK AT THOSE
CLOSE-SET EYES,
1139
00:46:02,523 --> 00:46:04,525
AND THAT'S DROOL.
THAT IS DEFINITELY DROOL.
1140
00:46:04,692 --> 00:46:06,527
I DON'T KNOW.
I LIKE THESE GUYS.
1141
00:46:07,028 --> 00:46:07,995
LISTEN TO THIS.
1142
00:46:08,079 --> 00:46:09,530
"PATIENT HAS
AN INTENSE DEATH WISH.
1143
00:46:10,031 --> 00:46:13,034
SET BED ON FIRE, RECKLESS,
ALCOHOLIC, PSYCHOTIC."
1144
00:46:13,534 --> 00:46:15,036
HE'S PERFECT.
HE'S--HE'S--
1145
00:46:15,536 --> 00:46:16,537
HE'S YOU.
1146
00:46:16,837 --> 00:46:18,039
YOU'RE GONNA THANK ME
1147
00:46:18,039 --> 00:46:21,042
WHEN WE FIND HIS
DEAD BODY IN OUR ROOM.
1148
00:46:21,042 --> 00:46:22,543
HE'S KIND OF SPOOKY,
COOPER.
1149
00:46:23,044 --> 00:46:25,046
HA HA. I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT SPOOKY IS.
1150
00:46:25,046 --> 00:46:28,049
SPOOKY IS NO MORE COLLEGE.
THAT'S SPOOKY.
1151
00:46:28,049 --> 00:46:31,552
COMPARED TO THAT,
THAT GUY'S MR. BUNNY FOO FOO.
1152
00:46:31,969 --> 00:46:35,556
KAPPA OMEGA RULES, BABY!
1153
00:46:35,773 --> 00:46:38,059
HEY, JEFF,
WHO AM I, BUDDY?
1154
00:46:38,559 --> 00:46:40,061
I'M YOUR SISTER! HA!
1155
00:46:40,394 --> 00:46:42,063
LOOK OUT!
1156
00:46:42,446 --> 00:46:44,565
OWW!
1157
00:46:45,066 --> 00:46:47,568
OK, THIS IS IT, GUYS.
1158
00:46:47,568 --> 00:46:49,570
THIS IS THE BIG ONE.
1159
00:46:49,737 --> 00:46:52,073
OHH! OHH! OHH!
1160
00:46:52,540 --> 00:46:55,076
WHOO HOO!
1161
00:46:55,326 --> 00:46:56,577
[LOUD HARD ROCK MUSIC
PLAYING]
1162
00:46:56,577 --> 00:46:58,079
WHOO!
1163
00:46:58,295 --> 00:47:01,082
HEY, JEFF, GET A LOAD
OF THIS, BUDDY!
1164
00:47:01,082 --> 00:47:04,585
KAPPA OMEGA!
1165
00:47:04,585 --> 00:47:06,587
HEY, BOYS!
1166
00:47:06,670 --> 00:47:09,090
YOU KNOW, MAYBE THIS
ISN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
1167
00:47:09,090 --> 00:47:11,592
JOSH, WE HAVE
3 WEEKS TILL FINALS.
1168
00:47:11,592 --> 00:47:13,594
HE'S OUR ONLY HOPE.
1169
00:47:13,594 --> 00:47:15,096
AND HE WANTS TO DIE.
1170
00:47:15,596 --> 00:47:18,099
WHY CAN'T HE DIE IN OUR ROOM
WITH HIS NEW BEST FRIENDS?
1171
00:47:18,099 --> 00:47:19,100
Cliff: AAH!
1172
00:47:19,100 --> 00:47:21,602
HELP! HELP!
1173
00:47:22,603 --> 00:47:26,107
Cliff: OWW! OH, MY GOD!
1174
00:47:26,107 --> 00:47:27,608
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
1175
00:47:27,608 --> 00:47:28,609
CLIFF?
1176
00:47:28,776 --> 00:47:30,111
CLIFF O'MALLEY?
1177
00:47:30,611 --> 00:47:32,113
Cliff: HELP ME!
1178
00:47:32,329 --> 00:47:34,115
LOOK OUT BELOW!
1179
00:47:34,415 --> 00:47:35,616
[GIRL SCREAMS]
1180
00:47:35,616 --> 00:47:36,617
HEY, CLIFF!
1181
00:47:37,034 --> 00:47:39,120
WHAT,
DID YOU GET HIT, MAN?
1182
00:47:39,620 --> 00:47:40,621
CHILL OUT,
IT'S JUST WATER.
1183
00:47:41,088 --> 00:47:44,625
NO, WE JUST CAME HERE
TO TALK TO YOU.
1184
00:47:44,625 --> 00:47:48,629
AH...GOOD.
1185
00:47:48,629 --> 00:47:52,133
I'M SICK OF THE GODDAMN
WHINERS AT THIS SCHOOL.
1186
00:47:52,383 --> 00:47:53,134
[MUSIC STOPS PLAYING]
1187
00:47:53,434 --> 00:47:54,635
SIT.
1188
00:47:55,019 --> 00:47:58,139
MY GOD, I'M LIVING
IN A FRAT HOUSE,
1189
00:47:58,639 --> 00:48:00,141
AND THESE FUCKERS
WANNA KICK ME OUT
1190
00:48:00,141 --> 00:48:02,143
FOR NOT
OBSERVING QUIET HOURS?
1191
00:48:02,226 --> 00:48:04,645
WELL, THEY CAN JUST
SUCK MY QUIET COCK!
1192
00:48:04,812 --> 00:48:06,647
YOU KNOW, CLIFF,
WE LIKE TO PARTY.
1193
00:48:06,814 --> 00:48:10,151
I MEAN, WE PARTY ALL
THE TIME, RIGHT, JOSH?
1194
00:48:10,151 --> 00:48:11,652
YEAH, YEAH.
WE PARTY HARD.
1195
00:48:11,652 --> 00:48:13,654
REALLY? I GOT SOME BEERS.
1196
00:48:13,654 --> 00:48:15,656
LET'S DRINK 'EM, HUH?
1197
00:48:17,658 --> 00:48:18,659
HEY.
1198
00:48:20,628 --> 00:48:21,662
THAT ONE'S NOT BEER.
1199
00:48:27,801 --> 00:48:29,170
[BELCHES]
1200
00:48:31,672 --> 00:48:33,674
QUICK, MAN,
KICK ME IN THE JUNK.
1201
00:48:34,175 --> 00:48:36,677
COME ON, MAN,
KICK ME IN THE JUNK!
1202
00:48:36,977 --> 00:48:41,682
GOD...DAMN,
THAT'S A RUSH!
1203
00:48:41,849 --> 00:48:42,683
OHH!
1204
00:48:43,017 --> 00:48:44,685
?? MY NAME IS CLIFF ??
1205
00:48:44,685 --> 00:48:45,686
?? BROTHER OF JOE ??
1206
00:48:46,103 --> 00:48:47,188
?? I GOT ME SOME CRACK ??
1207
00:48:47,605 --> 00:48:49,190
?? I WANT ME SOME HOS! ??
1208
00:48:49,190 --> 00:48:51,692
?? LET ME HEAR YOU
SAY YEAH ??
1209
00:48:51,692 --> 00:48:52,693
YEAH.
1210
00:48:53,194 --> 00:48:55,696
?? LET ME HEAR YOU
SAY YEAH! ??
1211
00:48:55,696 --> 00:48:56,697
Both: YEAH.
1212
00:48:57,198 --> 00:48:59,200
?? LET ME HEAR YOU
SAY YEAH! ??
1213
00:48:59,333 --> 00:49:00,701
I JUST REMEMBERED.
I GOT TO BE SOMEWHERE.
1214
00:49:00,701 --> 00:49:02,203
NO. SIT DOWN, JOSH.
1215
00:49:02,336 --> 00:49:03,704
NOW, DID YOU SAY
THAT THEY'RE TRYING
1216
00:49:03,704 --> 00:49:05,206
TO KICK YOU OUT OF HERE?
1217
00:49:05,422 --> 00:49:07,708
BECAUSE ACTUALLY WE HAVE
AN OPEN ROOM WHERE WE LIVE.
1218
00:49:08,209 --> 00:49:10,211
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I GOT TO SEE RACHEL.
1219
00:49:10,511 --> 00:49:13,714
HEY! YOU GUYS
EVER GET HORNY?
1220
00:49:14,131 --> 00:49:15,716
WELL, IT DEPENDS ON WHERE
YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS.
1221
00:49:16,133 --> 00:49:18,719
'CAUSE I DO, MAN.
I GET THESE URGES SOMETIMES.
1222
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:21,222
I GOTTA HUMP THIS LAMP!
1223
00:49:22,723 --> 00:49:24,225
I GOTTA SCREW THIS COUCH!
1224
00:49:24,225 --> 00:49:26,227
UHH UHH UHH UHH UHH!
1225
00:49:26,727 --> 00:49:28,229
UHH!
1226
00:49:28,229 --> 00:49:29,230
HEY!
1227
00:49:29,530 --> 00:49:32,733
YOU GUYS KNOW ANY CHICKS
WHO LIKE TO PARTY?
1228
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:34,735
JOSH DOES.
HE'S HEADING OVER
1229
00:49:34,735 --> 00:49:36,737
TO A CHICK'S ROOM
RIGHT NOW.
1230
00:49:37,238 --> 00:49:38,739
WHY DON'T WE ALL GO?
1231
00:49:38,872 --> 00:49:40,241
[FLAPPING TONGUE]
1232
00:49:42,243 --> 00:49:46,247
YO, PARKER!
YOUR ASS IS GRASS, MAN.
1233
00:49:46,330 --> 00:49:48,249
HEY, KRAUSS,
YOU WANNA PARTY, HUH?
1234
00:49:48,582 --> 00:49:50,718
SAY HELLO
TO MY NEW BUDDIES, BOYS!
1235
00:49:50,801 --> 00:49:53,754
HEY, ANY OF YOU WOMEN
WANNA PARTY OR WHAT?
1236
00:50:01,145 --> 00:50:03,764
OHH. AHH.
1237
00:50:03,764 --> 00:50:05,766
[COUGHS]
1238
00:50:05,766 --> 00:50:07,768
Which one of these
chicks is for me?
1239
00:50:08,269 --> 00:50:09,270
WHAT?
1240
00:50:09,770 --> 00:50:11,272
Which one of these
chicks is for me?
1241
00:50:11,272 --> 00:50:12,273
Oh. I don't know.
1242
00:50:12,273 --> 00:50:15,276
Cliff, actually,
I think they're all lesbians.
1243
00:50:15,276 --> 00:50:16,277
LESBIANS!
1244
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:22,283
YOU GUYS
ARE FUCKING COOL, MAN.
1245
00:50:22,283 --> 00:50:24,785
HEY, LESBOS,
HOW'S IT HANGIN'?
1246
00:50:30,791 --> 00:50:31,792
NICE ROOM.
1247
00:50:34,295 --> 00:50:36,263
WOW.
1248
00:50:37,298 --> 00:50:39,800
WHICH ONE OF YOU
PAINTED THIS PICTURE?
1249
00:50:40,050 --> 00:50:41,802
I--I DID?
1250
00:50:41,885 --> 00:50:44,805
OHH. IT'S SO SMOOTH.
1251
00:50:46,807 --> 00:50:50,811
HEY. WHO WANTS
TO DO A BONG HIT?
1252
00:50:51,195 --> 00:50:52,313
HOW ABOUT...
1253
00:50:54,448 --> 00:50:55,816
YOU!
1254
00:50:56,116 --> 00:50:58,319
[GASPS]
1255
00:50:58,402 --> 00:50:59,787
[FLAPPING
TONGUE]
1256
00:51:01,655 --> 00:51:02,323
HERE, I'LL LIGHT IT.
1257
00:51:02,323 --> 00:51:03,324
THAT'S OK.
1258
00:51:03,324 --> 00:51:04,325
I SAID I'LL LIGHT IT!
1259
00:51:04,325 --> 00:51:05,326
OK.
1260
00:51:05,326 --> 00:51:06,327
I'M A GENTLEMAN.
1261
00:51:09,630 --> 00:51:10,831
FIRE! FIRE!
1262
00:51:10,964 --> 00:51:11,832
AAH!
AAH!
1263
00:51:11,832 --> 00:51:12,833
OOH! OOH!
1264
00:51:13,250 --> 00:51:14,335
WHOA!
1265
00:51:14,802 --> 00:51:15,836
Rachel: OH, MY GOD,
SHE'S ON FIRE!
1266
00:51:16,053 --> 00:51:18,339
HEY! LOOK OUT OF THE WAY!
I GOT IT!
1267
00:51:18,472 --> 00:51:19,840
MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!
1268
00:51:19,973 --> 00:51:21,842
NO! NO!
1269
00:51:22,092 --> 00:51:24,345
GET OFF ME!
GET OFF ME!
1270
00:51:24,345 --> 00:51:25,846
SHE'S BURNING!
1271
00:51:26,013 --> 00:51:29,350
GODDAMN IT!
1272
00:51:29,566 --> 00:51:31,352
[GROANS]
1273
00:51:31,352 --> 00:51:32,353
UH...
1274
00:51:32,353 --> 00:51:35,356
I GUESS A BLOW JOB'S
OUT OF THE QUESTION.
1275
00:51:35,739 --> 00:51:36,857
[CHUCKLES]
1276
00:51:36,857 --> 00:51:38,859
THIS IS YOUR IDEA
OF HANGING OUT?
1277
00:51:38,859 --> 00:51:40,361
WHERE DID YOU
FIND THIS GUY?
1278
00:51:40,361 --> 00:51:41,862
WHAT?
YOU DON'T LIKE HIM?
1279
00:51:42,363 --> 00:51:45,366
HA. NO. JOSH, HE SET
LUCY'S HAIR ON FIRE.
1280
00:51:45,866 --> 00:51:47,368
HE'S PSYCHOTIC.
1281
00:51:47,368 --> 00:51:50,371
WELL, HE'S
AN ACQUIRED TASTE.
1282
00:51:50,371 --> 00:51:53,374
HEY, GET HIM OUT OF HERE.
1283
00:52:02,883 --> 00:52:04,885
YOU KNOW, I DON'T GET IT.
1284
00:52:04,885 --> 00:52:06,387
'CAUSE WHENEVER
I'M ON FIRE,
1285
00:52:06,387 --> 00:52:09,390
I REMEMBER TO STOP,
DROP, AND ROLL.
1286
00:52:09,390 --> 00:52:12,893
YOU DON'T JUST STAND THERE
SCREAMING LIKE SOME CHICK!
1287
00:52:12,893 --> 00:52:16,897
YEAH. DON'T
WORRY ABOUT IT.
1288
00:52:16,897 --> 00:52:19,900
I THINK I REALLY SCREWED UP
IN THERE WITH RACHEL.
1289
00:52:21,902 --> 00:52:24,872
HEY,
SCREW THOSE CHICKS, MAN.
1290
00:52:25,373 --> 00:52:26,874
YOU KNOW WHAT
WE OUGHT TO DO?
1291
00:52:26,874 --> 00:52:28,376
WE OUGHT TO GO INTO TOWN
1292
00:52:28,659 --> 00:52:29,877
AND GET US
A COUPLE OF HOOKERS, HUH?
1293
00:52:29,877 --> 00:52:31,879
I KNOW JUST THE HOOKER, TOO.
HER NAME'S CARL.
1294
00:52:31,879 --> 00:52:33,881
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, MAN.
1295
00:52:34,382 --> 00:52:35,383
I'M DRIVING.
1296
00:52:35,383 --> 00:52:37,385
LET'S GO.
1297
00:52:37,385 --> 00:52:38,886
COME ON!
1298
00:52:38,886 --> 00:52:40,888
Cliff: WHOO HOO!
1299
00:52:40,888 --> 00:52:44,392
GOING TO FIND CARL,
GOING TO FIND CARL.
1300
00:52:44,392 --> 00:52:45,893
YOU KNOW, I REALLY
SHOULDN'T BE DRIVING.
1301
00:52:46,010 --> 00:52:47,895
MY LICENSE WAS REVOKED.
1302
00:52:47,895 --> 00:52:48,896
Cooper: REALLY?
1303
00:52:48,896 --> 00:52:50,347
FOR WHAT?
1304
00:52:50,431 --> 00:52:52,900
ATTEMPTED
VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER.
1305
00:52:52,900 --> 00:52:53,901
THAT'S GOOD.
1306
00:52:54,351 --> 00:52:56,404
WHATEVER THE FUCK
THAT MEANS.
1307
00:52:57,405 --> 00:52:58,906
WHOO!
1308
00:52:59,407 --> 00:53:00,274
[HORN HONKS]
1309
00:53:00,658 --> 00:53:02,910
WHOO HOO!
1310
00:53:03,027 --> 00:53:04,412
I LOVE THAT!
1311
00:53:04,412 --> 00:53:06,914
NOTHING LIKE A GOOD GAME
OF CHICKEN, BOYS!
1312
00:53:07,415 --> 00:53:08,416
HA HA.
1313
00:53:08,699 --> 00:53:10,418
WHOO!
1314
00:53:16,424 --> 00:53:17,425
WHOO!
1315
00:53:17,425 --> 00:53:18,426
WHY ARE WE STOPPED?
1316
00:53:18,426 --> 00:53:20,428
YEAH, WHY ARE WE STOPPING?
1317
00:53:23,931 --> 00:53:28,436
JOSH, WOULD YOU BE SO KIND
AS TO ASK THE OFFICER
1318
00:53:28,936 --> 00:53:30,938
WHERE I-95 IS?
1319
00:53:30,938 --> 00:53:32,940
Cooper: JOSH.
1320
00:53:32,940 --> 00:53:34,942
YEAH, SURE.
1321
00:53:35,943 --> 00:53:37,945
EXCUSE ME, SIR?
1322
00:53:37,945 --> 00:53:39,947
WE WERE JUST WONDERING
IF YOU COULD INFORM US--
1323
00:53:39,947 --> 00:53:41,949
HEY.
DO I SMELL A PIG?
1324
00:53:41,949 --> 00:53:43,951
DUDE,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1325
00:53:43,951 --> 00:53:45,453
HEY, PIG!
[SNORTING]
1326
00:53:45,453 --> 00:53:46,403
Cooper: THAT'S ENOUGH.
1327
00:53:46,487 --> 00:53:47,455
HEY, LITTLE PIGGIES!
1328
00:53:47,455 --> 00:53:48,956
Cooper:
WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY?
1329
00:53:49,457 --> 00:53:50,958
ALL RIGHT, PIGGIES!
1330
00:53:51,459 --> 00:53:52,960
Josh: OHH!
1331
00:53:53,327 --> 00:53:55,463
NO! NO!
1332
00:53:55,463 --> 00:53:56,964
Cooper: AAH!
1333
00:53:57,131 --> 00:53:59,467
HEY, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN
A HIGH-SPEED CHASE BEFORE?
1334
00:53:59,467 --> 00:54:01,969
IT'S INTENSE!
1335
00:54:01,969 --> 00:54:02,970
[SIREN]
1336
00:54:02,970 --> 00:54:04,472
BRING IT ON, BACON!
1337
00:54:04,972 --> 00:54:05,973
OH, CLIFF!
1338
00:54:06,257 --> 00:54:09,477
WAIT! I GOT
A DAMN GOOD IDEA.
1339
00:54:09,593 --> 00:54:10,978
[OPENS GLOVE COMPARTMENT]
1340
00:54:11,178 --> 00:54:12,396
THEY HATE IT
WHEN YOU DO THIS.
1341
00:54:12,396 --> 00:54:14,982
Cooper: THAT'S A GUN.
THAT'S A GUN!
1342
00:54:14,982 --> 00:54:15,983
THAT'S A GUN!
1343
00:54:15,983 --> 00:54:17,485
OWW!
1344
00:54:17,985 --> 00:54:19,987
COME ON, COPPER!
1345
00:54:20,321 --> 00:54:22,490
HEY, GUYS, I THINK
WE'RE LOSING THEM!
1346
00:54:22,490 --> 00:54:23,991
[GUNFIRE]
1347
00:54:23,991 --> 00:54:26,494
HEY, GUYS!
1348
00:54:26,694 --> 00:54:28,996
Cliff:
YOU GODDAMN PUSSIES!
1349
00:54:28,996 --> 00:54:29,997
OOH!
OHH!
1350
00:54:37,505 --> 00:54:39,006
[MOANS]
1351
00:54:41,008 --> 00:54:42,009
YOU OK?
1352
00:54:46,013 --> 00:54:49,016
THIS IS THE LAST TIME
I LISTEN TO YOU.
1353
00:54:50,518 --> 00:54:52,019
WHAT?
1354
00:54:52,019 --> 00:54:53,521
Josh:
WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?
1355
00:54:53,854 --> 00:54:55,523
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
1356
00:54:55,523 --> 00:54:58,526
WE'LL JUST HITCHHIKE
OUR WAY BACK TO CAMPUS.
1357
00:55:01,529 --> 00:55:05,032
JOSH, STICK OUT YOUR THUMB,
OR THEY WON'T SEE YOU.
1358
00:55:11,372 --> 00:55:12,540
GOT THE PUCK.
1359
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:14,041
COME ON, COME ON.
1360
00:55:14,241 --> 00:55:15,042
YEAH!
1361
00:55:15,042 --> 00:55:16,043
HIT ME! HIT ME!
1362
00:55:16,544 --> 00:55:17,545
I'M OPEN!
1363
00:55:17,962 --> 00:55:19,046
YEAH!
1364
00:55:19,213 --> 00:55:20,548
OH.
1365
00:55:20,998 --> 00:55:23,050
FELLAS,
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
1366
00:55:24,051 --> 00:55:25,052
HOW'S IT GOING?
1367
00:55:25,052 --> 00:55:26,053
ALL RIGHT.
1368
00:55:28,556 --> 00:55:30,558
I THINK THEY'RE HAVING
A LITTLE LOVERS QUARREL.
1369
00:55:31,058 --> 00:55:32,059
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
1370
00:55:32,059 --> 00:55:34,061
WE SAW THEM MAKING OUT
IN THE BUSHES THE OTHER DAY.
1371
00:55:34,562 --> 00:55:35,563
BULLSHIT.
1372
00:55:35,563 --> 00:55:37,064
Josh: LOOK, NEITHER OF US
1373
00:55:37,064 --> 00:55:39,066
HAVE EVER DONE ANYTHING
LIKE THIS BEFORE,
1374
00:55:39,066 --> 00:55:40,568
SO IF WE'RE GONNA
GO THROUGH WITH IT,
1375
00:55:40,568 --> 00:55:42,069
I WANT US TO BE SAFE!
1376
00:55:42,069 --> 00:55:43,070
Cooper: WELL, FINE.
1377
00:55:43,070 --> 00:55:45,072
I JUST THOUGHT YOU AND I
WERE TIGHT BACK THERE.
1378
00:55:45,072 --> 00:55:46,073
JUST DON'T EVER
PULL OUT ON ME AGAIN.
1379
00:55:46,574 --> 00:55:47,575
I PULLED OUT BECAUSE
I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW
1380
00:55:48,075 --> 00:55:48,576
WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
1381
00:55:49,076 --> 00:55:50,578
I'M TAKING OVER
FROM HERE.
1382
00:55:50,578 --> 00:55:52,079
YOU KNOW, JOSH,
YOU ARE SO ANAL!
1383
00:55:58,586 --> 00:56:00,588
HERE'S OUR MAN.
BUCKLEY SCHRANK.
1384
00:56:01,088 --> 00:56:03,591
HE'S PARANOID, DELUSIONAL,
SUICIDAL URGES,
1385
00:56:03,591 --> 00:56:06,093
ATTEMPTED TO GIVE HIMSELF
A LOBOTOMY.
1386
00:56:06,594 --> 00:56:07,595
YEAH, BUT--
1387
00:56:07,595 --> 00:56:10,097
NO, DON'T BUT ME.
HE'S MY GUY. HE'S GREAT.
1388
00:56:10,097 --> 00:56:13,100
WE'VE GOT 2 WEEKS TO MOVE HIM
IN AND PUSH HIM OVER THE EDGE.
1389
00:56:13,300 --> 00:56:15,603
LET'S AT LEAST
CHECK HIM OUT FIRST.
1390
00:56:15,970 --> 00:56:18,105
FINE.
1391
00:56:18,272 --> 00:56:20,107
[KEYBOARD CLICKING]
1392
00:56:27,197 --> 00:56:28,616
YAAH!
1393
00:56:28,616 --> 00:56:30,117
HEY, MAN. WHAT
ARE YOU WORKING ON?
1394
00:56:30,117 --> 00:56:32,620
NOTHING. STUFF.
WHY?
1395
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:33,621
LOOKS INTERESTING.
1396
00:56:34,121 --> 00:56:35,122
IT'S NOT.
1397
00:56:35,122 --> 00:56:36,624
YOU LIKE
COMPUTERS?
1398
00:56:36,624 --> 00:56:39,627
NO.
UH, MAYBE. WHY?
1399
00:56:39,627 --> 00:56:42,129
YOU A COMPUTER
SCIENCE MAJOR?
1400
00:56:42,129 --> 00:56:44,632
NO.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
1401
00:56:44,632 --> 00:56:46,133
WHO ARE YOU?
1402
00:56:46,300 --> 00:56:47,635
JOSH.
COOPER.
1403
00:56:48,135 --> 00:56:49,136
GOING...
TO LUNCH.
1404
00:56:49,553 --> 00:56:52,139
I GOT A CLASS.
1405
00:56:52,423 --> 00:56:54,642
COMING THROUGH.
EXCUSE ME. BYE-BYE.
1406
00:56:54,642 --> 00:56:57,645
HA HA! TAKE CARE.
TIME IS MONEY.
1407
00:56:57,645 --> 00:57:00,648
I'M A BUSY BEAVER.
VERY BUSY BEAVER.
1408
00:57:00,731 --> 00:57:03,150
AAH!
1409
00:57:03,150 --> 00:57:05,653
ALL RIGHT. OK.
1410
00:57:05,653 --> 00:57:08,656
STAND BACK. STAND BACK.
1411
00:57:08,656 --> 00:57:11,659
NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
GET OUT OF MY WAY!
1412
00:57:11,825 --> 00:57:13,661
Buckley: MOVE IT!
1413
00:57:13,744 --> 00:57:15,663
Girl: HI, GUYS.
1414
00:57:30,177 --> 00:57:31,178
[SIGHS]
1415
00:57:31,178 --> 00:57:32,629
THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU HAD A CLASS.
1416
00:57:32,713 --> 00:57:34,181
NO, IT'S JUST--
1417
00:57:34,181 --> 00:57:36,517
Cooper:
YOU LIED TO US.
1418
00:57:38,185 --> 00:57:40,187
WATCH OUT!
WATCH OUT!
1419
00:57:40,187 --> 00:57:42,189
PEOPLE ON THIS CAMPUS
ARE TRYING TO KILL ME.
1420
00:57:42,189 --> 00:57:43,190
WHAT?
1421
00:57:43,190 --> 00:57:44,692
MY COUSIN VIRGIL
IS MAKING BOMBS--
1422
00:57:44,808 --> 00:57:46,193
ARE YOU FINISHED?
1423
00:57:46,193 --> 00:57:48,195
NO. NO.
NO, I'M NOT.
1424
00:57:48,195 --> 00:57:50,197
NO, THANK YOU. NO!
1425
00:57:50,364 --> 00:57:52,649
BRING IT ON!
1426
00:57:52,733 --> 00:57:55,202
IT'S OK, IT'S OK.
1427
00:57:55,569 --> 00:57:57,705
WHAT'S IN HERE,
STRYCHNINE?
1428
00:57:58,155 --> 00:57:59,707
YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?
1429
00:57:59,957 --> 00:58:01,709
MY THERAPIST
SAYS I'M PARANOID.
1430
00:58:01,709 --> 00:58:03,210
I--I GOT PROOF.
1431
00:58:03,210 --> 00:58:06,714
HE'S BEEN CO-OPTED.
1432
00:58:06,714 --> 00:58:10,217
THE SOIL IS NOT CLEAN,
AND DON'T THINK I'M WRONG.
1433
00:58:10,217 --> 00:58:11,719
HEADS UP! HEADS UP!
LOOK OUT!
1434
00:58:11,719 --> 00:58:13,721
DIRTY SOIL!
DIRTY! DIRTY!
1435
00:58:13,721 --> 00:58:15,222
MY GUY.
1436
00:58:15,222 --> 00:58:17,725
MY GUY. YEP.
1437
00:58:17,725 --> 00:58:18,726
WE'RE GONNA
MOVE HIM IN TODAY.
1438
00:58:18,976 --> 00:58:20,728
[WALKING IN THE DARK
PLAYING]
1439
00:58:42,249 --> 00:58:43,283
HEY!
1440
00:58:50,591 --> 00:58:51,759
WHO IS IT?
1441
00:58:51,759 --> 00:58:53,260
IT'S COOPER.
1442
00:58:54,762 --> 00:58:55,763
REMEMBER ME?
1443
00:58:55,763 --> 00:58:57,264
YEAH. I'M BUSY,
SO GO AWAY.
1444
00:58:57,264 --> 00:59:00,267
LET ME IN
BEFORE THEY SEE ME.
1445
00:59:00,267 --> 00:59:01,769
BEFORE WHO SEES YOU?
1446
00:59:01,769 --> 00:59:04,271
I THINK I'M
BEING FOLLOWED.
1447
00:59:04,271 --> 00:59:05,639
YOU ARE BEING FOLLOWED.
1448
00:59:07,775 --> 00:59:10,277
OH, GOD. COME ON!
1449
00:59:10,277 --> 00:59:11,779
WHAT'S GOING ON?
ARE YOU IN SOME TROUBLE?
1450
00:59:11,779 --> 00:59:14,281
LISTEN, KURT COBAIN
DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF.
1451
00:59:14,398 --> 00:59:16,784
YOU UNDERSTAND?
HE'S NOT EVEN DEAD.
1452
00:59:16,784 --> 00:59:18,786
HE AND VINCE FOSTER ARE
LIVING NEAR MOUNT ST. HELENS.
1453
00:59:19,286 --> 00:59:20,788
YOU'RE KIDDING.
WHY?
1454
00:59:20,904 --> 00:59:23,791
IT'S NOT THEIR IDEA. THEY'RE
BEING BLACKMAILED INTO IT.
1455
00:59:23,791 --> 00:59:25,793
BUT THE MAN RESPONSIBLE
IS SO RICH,
1456
00:59:26,293 --> 00:59:28,295
SO POWERFUL,
HE'LL STOP AT NOTHING
1457
00:59:28,295 --> 00:59:30,798
TO MAKE SURE THIS
STAYS SUPPRESSED.
1458
00:59:31,131 --> 00:59:31,799
WHAT'S HIS NAME?
1459
00:59:31,799 --> 00:59:33,801
I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT!
1460
00:59:33,801 --> 00:59:35,302
BILL GATES.
1461
00:59:35,302 --> 00:59:37,304
BILL GATES? WHAT DOES
HE WANT FROM YOU?
1462
00:59:37,638 --> 00:59:39,807
MY BRAIN. HE'S ALREADY
GOT HALF OF IT.
1463
00:59:39,807 --> 00:59:42,810
I FELL ASLEEP
AT NEWARK AIRPORT,
1464
00:59:42,810 --> 00:59:44,812
AND NOW I'M THIS CLOSE
TO TAKING MY OWN LIFE
1465
00:59:44,812 --> 00:59:45,813
SO I CAN STOP
THE APOCALYPSE.
1466
00:59:46,096 --> 00:59:49,316
WELL, SURE, YEAH.
THAT MAKES SENSE TO ME.
1467
00:59:49,316 --> 00:59:51,318
YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE.
1468
00:59:51,318 --> 00:59:52,820
WE HAVE AN EMPTY ROOM
IN OUR DORM.
1469
00:59:52,820 --> 00:59:54,822
THEY'LL NEVER
FIND YOU IN THERE.
1470
00:59:54,822 --> 00:59:58,325
OH, GOD.
THANKS, BROTHER.
1471
00:59:58,408 --> 00:59:59,827
SURE, BROTHER.
1472
00:59:59,827 --> 01:00:01,328
[SNIFFS]
1473
01:00:01,829 --> 01:00:03,330
I THINK THEY MAY BE
SPRAYING THIS BUILDING
1474
01:00:03,330 --> 01:00:04,832
WITH CHEMICALS.
1475
01:00:05,115 --> 01:00:06,333
[SNIFF SNIFF]
1476
01:00:06,333 --> 01:00:08,335
NEUTRINO BEAMS.
1477
01:00:08,335 --> 01:00:11,338
THEY'RE TRYING TO ATTRACT
MY BRAIN CELLS MAGNETICALLY.
1478
01:00:13,123 --> 01:00:14,341
AAH!
1479
01:00:14,842 --> 01:00:17,845
AAH!
1480
01:00:18,128 --> 01:00:20,848
Rachel: EXCUSE ME, SIR?
COULD YOU--
1481
01:00:21,298 --> 01:00:23,350
JOSH, IS THAT YOU?
1482
01:00:23,634 --> 01:00:25,269
OH!
1483
01:00:27,354 --> 01:00:28,856
UH, EXCUSE ME!
LOOK OUT!
1484
01:00:32,526 --> 01:00:34,027
OK...
1485
01:00:34,027 --> 01:00:36,530
Josh: WELL,
IF YOU NEED ANYTHING,
1486
01:00:36,646 --> 01:00:38,031
WE'LL BE RIGHT IN HERE.
1487
01:00:38,532 --> 01:00:41,484
AND LATER, YOU MAY EVEN
WANT TO TRY THE CHAIR.
1488
01:00:45,956 --> 01:00:47,040
I KNEW MY GUY
WAS GONNA WORK.
1489
01:00:47,541 --> 01:00:48,542
WAS I RIGHT?
1490
01:00:48,542 --> 01:00:50,043
I GOTTA HAND IT TO YOU.
HE'S GOOD.
1491
01:00:50,544 --> 01:00:53,046
OF COURSE HE'S GOOD.
HE'S THE BEST. HE'S MY GUY.
1492
01:00:53,330 --> 01:00:55,048
I LOVE MY GUY.
1493
01:00:55,048 --> 01:00:56,550
THIS IS TURNING OUT
PRETTY GOOD.
1494
01:00:57,050 --> 01:00:59,052
NOT THAT YOU
PICKED A BAD GUY.
1495
01:00:59,052 --> 01:01:01,054
HE JUST TURNED OUT TO BE
A COMPLETE MANIAC.
1496
01:01:01,054 --> 01:01:03,557
TALK ABOUT
MISSING LINKS.
1497
01:01:04,057 --> 01:01:06,059
PROBABLY SCIENTISTS OUT
LOOKING FOR HIM RIGHT NOW.
1498
01:01:06,259 --> 01:01:07,060
DUDES!
1499
01:01:07,060 --> 01:01:08,061
AAH!
1500
01:01:08,478 --> 01:01:12,065
GUYS, YOU GOTTA HELP ME OUT.
THE COPS ARE AFTER ME.
1501
01:01:12,065 --> 01:01:15,068
I MEAN, I WAS
JUST OUT DRIVING ALONG,
1502
01:01:15,068 --> 01:01:18,572
THEY PULLED ME OVER,
I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS...
1503
01:01:18,572 --> 01:01:21,074
I NEED A PLACE TO CRASH.
1504
01:01:24,077 --> 01:01:26,079
HEY...
1505
01:01:26,079 --> 01:01:28,615
THIS ROOM'S DECENT.
1506
01:01:31,084 --> 01:01:33,587
YEAH! THIS IS
GONNA BE SWEET!
1507
01:01:33,753 --> 01:01:35,589
UNH!
1508
01:01:37,090 --> 01:01:41,094
HEY...A MATH AWARD.
1509
01:01:41,177 --> 01:01:43,430
I KNEW YOU GUYS
WERE SMART
1510
01:01:44,097 --> 01:01:45,098
WHEN YOU BAILED
OUT OF THE CAR.
1511
01:01:45,548 --> 01:01:47,601
I DIDN'T WANT TO JUMP,
BUT JOSH, HE WAS--
1512
01:01:47,968 --> 01:01:49,603
HEY!
1513
01:01:49,803 --> 01:01:52,105
LOOK. I TOOK
A BULLET WOUND FOR YOU.
1514
01:01:52,606 --> 01:01:55,609
.38 AT CLOSE RANGE, HUH?
HOW DOES IT LOOK?
1515
01:01:55,609 --> 01:01:57,611
UH, IT'S A LITTLE RED.
1516
01:01:57,944 --> 01:01:58,612
[LAUGHS]
1517
01:01:58,612 --> 01:02:00,614
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
1518
01:02:00,864 --> 01:02:02,115
THE COPS!
1519
01:02:02,449 --> 01:02:03,116
SHH!
1520
01:02:03,116 --> 01:02:05,118
[WHISPERING]
I'm not here.
1521
01:02:05,285 --> 01:02:06,119
COME ON.
1522
01:02:06,119 --> 01:02:07,120
AAH!
1523
01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:08,121
OH, I'M SORRY.
1524
01:02:08,488 --> 01:02:10,624
SHH. WHAT?
1525
01:02:10,624 --> 01:02:12,125
HEY, CAN I USE
THE BATHROOM?
1526
01:02:12,125 --> 01:02:13,126
IN A MINUTE.
1527
01:02:13,126 --> 01:02:14,127
YOW! THANKS.
1528
01:02:14,127 --> 01:02:15,128
CLIFF, GOTTA HIDE.
1529
01:02:15,578 --> 01:02:17,631
YEAH. IN THE CLOSET!
1530
01:02:18,131 --> 01:02:18,632
CLOSET?
1531
01:02:19,132 --> 01:02:19,633
OH!
DOOR!
1532
01:02:20,133 --> 01:02:22,135
COME ON, LET'S GO.
1533
01:02:28,141 --> 01:02:30,644
WOW. BIG CLOSET.
1534
01:02:32,646 --> 01:02:35,148
JOSH! COOPER!
1535
01:02:35,148 --> 01:02:37,150
GUYS!
1536
01:02:37,150 --> 01:02:38,652
HEY!
1537
01:02:38,652 --> 01:02:40,153
YOU NEED SOME HELP?
1538
01:02:40,153 --> 01:02:42,155
NO!
1539
01:02:42,656 --> 01:02:44,157
CLIFF.
ZEKE!
1540
01:02:44,357 --> 01:02:45,158
ZEKE!
1541
01:02:45,158 --> 01:02:46,276
CLIFF O'MALLEY.
1542
01:02:46,276 --> 01:02:47,661
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
SINCE HIGH SCHOOL.
1543
01:02:47,661 --> 01:02:48,662
I THOUGHT
YOU WERE DEAD!
1544
01:02:49,112 --> 01:02:50,664
NO. THIS CLOSE, THOUGH.
1545
01:02:51,164 --> 01:02:52,666
[STAMMERING]
HOW YOU BEEN?
1546
01:02:52,999 --> 01:02:55,168
GOOD. GOT SHOT.
1547
01:02:55,618 --> 01:02:56,169
OH, GOD!
1548
01:02:56,670 --> 01:02:57,170
WAIT!
1549
01:02:57,587 --> 01:03:00,173
YOU EVER GET HORNY?
1550
01:03:00,340 --> 01:03:01,675
[STAMMERING]
1551
01:03:01,675 --> 01:03:04,678
GREAT! I KNOW THIS CHICK
NAMED CARLA,
1552
01:03:04,678 --> 01:03:07,180
AND SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, MAN.
YOU WANT TO MEET HER?
1553
01:03:07,547 --> 01:03:08,682
COME ON!
1554
01:03:08,682 --> 01:03:12,185
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS CHICK,
I SWEAR TO GOD!
1555
01:03:12,185 --> 01:03:13,636
YOU LIKE TO DRINK?
1556
01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:16,189
YOUR GUY. MY GUY.
1557
01:03:16,189 --> 01:03:17,691
YOU SEE THE DIFFERENCE?
1558
01:03:20,694 --> 01:03:22,195
[KNOCKS]
HEY, THERE.
1559
01:03:22,195 --> 01:03:24,197
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
1560
01:03:24,698 --> 01:03:28,702
LISTEN, COOPER TOLD ME ABOUT
THE WHOLE CONSPIRACY THING.
1561
01:03:29,069 --> 01:03:31,705
OH, FART!
NOW YOU'RE IN DANGER.
1562
01:03:32,122 --> 01:03:34,708
YOU KNOW, WHEN
I GET STRESSED OUT,
1563
01:03:35,208 --> 01:03:36,910
I CALL
THE SUICIDE HOT LINE.
1564
01:03:43,216 --> 01:03:45,719
[RING]
1565
01:03:48,221 --> 01:03:50,223
SUICIDE HOT LINE.
1566
01:03:50,507 --> 01:03:53,727
HI. UM, I THINK I'M
HAVING A PANIC ATTACK.
1567
01:03:53,927 --> 01:03:55,729
WHAT SEEMS TO BE
THE PROBLEM?
1568
01:03:55,729 --> 01:03:58,231
YOU SEE, IT'S
HARD TO EXPLAIN,
1569
01:03:58,398 --> 01:03:59,733
BUT I'M VERY FRIGHTENED.
1570
01:03:59,733 --> 01:04:02,235
YOU...SHOULD BE.
1571
01:04:02,652 --> 01:04:04,237
WHO IS THIS?
1572
01:04:04,738 --> 01:04:06,239
IT'S ME, BUCKLEY.
BILL.
1573
01:04:06,239 --> 01:04:08,241
YEAH. BILL GATES.
1574
01:04:08,241 --> 01:04:11,244
NO! NO, GOD! PLEASE!
1575
01:04:11,444 --> 01:04:12,746
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
1576
01:04:12,746 --> 01:04:15,749
YOUR BRAIN, BUCKLEY.
YOUR BRAIN!
1577
01:04:15,999 --> 01:04:17,751
WELL, YOU'LL HAVE
TO COME AND GET IT!
1578
01:04:23,173 --> 01:04:24,257
Buckley: THEN
THEY'LL BE FREAKS!
1579
01:04:24,758 --> 01:04:25,759
Cooper: HOW IS HE?
1580
01:04:26,126 --> 01:04:27,761
WHO? MY GUY?
MY GUY IS FREAKING OUT.
1581
01:04:27,761 --> 01:04:29,763
MY GUY WON'T COME OUT
OF HIS ROOM.
1582
01:04:29,763 --> 01:04:31,765
MY GUY IS GOING
TO KILL HIMSELF.
1583
01:04:31,765 --> 01:04:34,267
HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GONNA
REMIND ME HE'S YOUR GUY?
1584
01:04:34,267 --> 01:04:37,771
MY GUY, MY GUY, MY GUY.
I GUESS 3 TIMES.
1585
01:04:38,138 --> 01:04:40,774
Buckley: YOU CAN DO IT.
OH, GOD! OH, NO!
1586
01:04:40,774 --> 01:04:43,276
OH, MY FUCKING GOD!
1587
01:04:43,276 --> 01:04:44,778
Cooper: GREAT.
1588
01:04:44,778 --> 01:04:47,280
OH, HEY! OH, HEY,
WHAT'S UP, RACHEL?
1589
01:04:47,363 --> 01:04:48,782
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1590
01:04:48,865 --> 01:04:49,783
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1591
01:04:50,233 --> 01:04:52,285
I JUST CAME BY TO SEE WHAT
YOU THOUGHT OF MY STORY
1592
01:04:52,786 --> 01:04:54,287
'CAUSE I GOTTA
TURN IT IN TOMORROW.
1593
01:04:54,487 --> 01:04:56,289
OH, YEAH.
IT WAS GREAT.
1594
01:04:56,289 --> 01:04:59,292
I WAS TELLING COOPER
ALL ABOUT IT.
1595
01:04:59,292 --> 01:05:01,294
HOW DID I PUT IT, COOP?
1596
01:05:01,294 --> 01:05:04,297
UH, YOU--YOU SAID IT
WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS.
1597
01:05:04,798 --> 01:05:06,299
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
1598
01:05:06,666 --> 01:05:08,301
HILARIOUS.
1599
01:05:09,719 --> 01:05:13,256
IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY.
WERE YOU LAUGHING AT IT?
1600
01:05:13,339 --> 01:05:15,308
OH, NO.
NO, NO, NO.
1601
01:05:15,809 --> 01:05:18,812
THE TRUTH IS ACTUALLY, RACHEL,
I DIDN'T READ IT YET.
1602
01:05:18,928 --> 01:05:20,814
WHAT IS YOUR DEAL, JOSH?
1603
01:05:20,814 --> 01:05:22,315
WE MAKE PLANS TO HANG OUT,
1604
01:05:22,816 --> 01:05:24,317
YOU BRING SOME PSYCHO
BY MY ROOM
1605
01:05:24,818 --> 01:05:26,820
WHO SETS LUCY'S HAIR ON FIRE
1606
01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:28,771
AND THEN I NEVER
HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN.
1607
01:05:28,855 --> 01:05:31,324
I'M SORRY, RACHEL.
I'VE BEEN REALLY BUSY,
1608
01:05:31,324 --> 01:05:33,326
AND I'M KIND OF
IN THE MIDDLE OF--
1609
01:05:33,776 --> 01:05:35,829
KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE ACTING
LIKE A REAL JERK,
1610
01:05:35,829 --> 01:05:37,831
SO I'LL JUST SEE YOU LATER.
1611
01:05:37,831 --> 01:05:39,833
RACHEL, WAIT!
1612
01:05:39,916 --> 01:05:42,335
WOULD IT HAVE BEEN SO HARD
TO READ THAT STORY, JOSH?
1613
01:05:48,508 --> 01:05:49,843
WHAT'S ALL THIS?
1614
01:05:49,843 --> 01:05:51,845
WELL, THE PAMPHLETS
SAY IT'S CRUCIAL
1615
01:05:51,845 --> 01:05:53,346
TO KEEP ALL INSTRUMENTS
OF SELF-DESTRUCTION
1616
01:05:53,847 --> 01:05:55,849
AWAY FROM
THE SUICIDAL PERSON,
1617
01:05:55,849 --> 01:05:59,352
SO I RAN OUT AND
BOUGHT ALL THIS STUFF.
1618
01:05:59,352 --> 01:06:03,356
SHH! DID YOU HEAR THAT?
TAKE THIS ROPE.
1619
01:06:03,356 --> 01:06:04,357
WHAT DO I DO WITH IT?
1620
01:06:04,357 --> 01:06:06,359
TIE IT IN A NOOSE.
1621
01:06:06,359 --> 01:06:07,861
I DON'T KNOW HOW.
1622
01:06:12,866 --> 01:06:14,367
[SIGHS]
1623
01:06:14,534 --> 01:06:16,369
[URINATING]
1624
01:06:16,536 --> 01:06:18,872
OH, HO.
1625
01:06:18,872 --> 01:06:21,374
OH, THAT'S PRICELESS.
1626
01:06:21,374 --> 01:06:22,876
OH, THAT'S GOOD.
1627
01:06:25,378 --> 01:06:27,380
WE'RE THE HARDY BOYS
FROM HELL.
1628
01:06:27,881 --> 01:06:28,882
SHH.
1629
01:06:35,889 --> 01:06:39,392
Josh: [WHISPERING]
Shh! Cut it out.
1630
01:06:45,899 --> 01:06:47,400
KONNICHI WA!
1631
01:06:47,850 --> 01:06:48,902
HEY, BUCKLEY.
1632
01:06:48,985 --> 01:06:50,403
WHAT'S WITH THE KNIFE?
AAH!
1633
01:06:50,403 --> 01:06:51,404
WE CAN EXPLAIN!
1634
01:06:51,521 --> 01:06:53,907
CALL 911! CALL 911!
1635
01:06:54,190 --> 01:06:56,409
I THOUGHT YOU GUYS
WERE MY FRIENDS!
1636
01:06:56,659 --> 01:06:57,911
GET BACK!
1637
01:06:57,911 --> 01:06:58,912
BUCKLEY.
1638
01:06:59,028 --> 01:07:00,413
YOU'RE IN ON IT?
1639
01:07:00,413 --> 01:07:02,415
YOU'RE WITH BILL GATES?
1640
01:07:02,415 --> 01:07:04,918
NO. NO.
WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS.
1641
01:07:05,285 --> 01:07:06,419
WE LIKE YOU.
1642
01:07:06,419 --> 01:07:09,422
OH, MY GOD!
1643
01:07:09,422 --> 01:07:12,375
YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME.
THIS IS GREAT!
1644
01:07:12,458 --> 01:07:13,927
Josh: NO.
OF COURSE, NOT.
1645
01:07:13,927 --> 01:07:16,429
YES! IT'S THE SUIT!
1646
01:07:16,596 --> 01:07:18,631
THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING!
1647
01:07:18,631 --> 01:07:20,433
IT'S NOT IN MY HEAD!
1648
01:07:20,433 --> 01:07:22,936
DUDE,
THOSE GUYS ARE FREAKS!
1649
01:07:22,936 --> 01:07:26,940
AAH! I'M GONNA TELL EVERYONE
AND YOU'LL NEVER GET LAID!
1650
01:07:27,106 --> 01:07:29,442
WHOO! YES! I'M NOT CRAZY!
1651
01:07:29,442 --> 01:07:32,946
IT'S HAPPENING! GET ALL
YOUR GEAR AND FOLLOW ME!
1652
01:07:32,946 --> 01:07:36,449
HA HA! I'M NOT CRAZY!
1653
01:07:36,699 --> 01:07:39,452
WELL, SO MUCH
FOR YOUR GUY.
1654
01:07:39,452 --> 01:07:41,904
LOOK AT ALL THESE
HAPPY PEOPLE STUDYING.
1655
01:07:41,988 --> 01:07:43,957
I HATE THEM.
1656
01:07:44,207 --> 01:07:46,459
FINALS ARE IN A WEEK
AND WE'RE DOOMED.
1657
01:07:48,461 --> 01:07:50,463
OH, GOD. OH, LOOK,
THERE'S MY ADVISOR.
1658
01:07:50,964 --> 01:07:52,465
SHE'S TALKING TO
THAT PSYCH PROFESSOR.
1659
01:07:52,465 --> 01:07:53,967
THEY'RE PROBABLY
TRYING TO KICK ME OUT.
1660
01:07:54,467 --> 01:07:56,970
WHAT WAS I THINKING
LISTENING TO YOU?
1661
01:07:56,970 --> 01:07:58,972
JOSH, YOU KNOW WHAT
WE NEED TO DO?
1662
01:07:58,972 --> 01:07:59,973
GET STONED.
1663
01:07:59,973 --> 01:08:01,975
ALL MY GREAT IDEAS
COME TO ME
1664
01:08:01,975 --> 01:08:03,476
WHEN I'M BAKED
OUT OF MY SKULL.
1665
01:08:03,559 --> 01:08:05,478
WHEN HAVE YOU HAD
A GREAT IDEA, HUH?
1666
01:08:05,478 --> 01:08:07,480
IT'S OVER. I'M OUT.
YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY.
1667
01:08:07,981 --> 01:08:08,982
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
1668
01:08:08,982 --> 01:08:12,986
I'M GOING SOMEWHERE I'LL
NEVER RUN INTO YOU. CLASS.
1669
01:08:13,236 --> 01:08:15,989
[SIREN]
1670
01:08:16,322 --> 01:08:18,824
Girl: HURRY UP!
OVER HERE.
1671
01:08:18,824 --> 01:08:21,327
Boy: RIGHT THERE,
MAN.
1672
01:08:21,493 --> 01:08:23,329
Girl: SOMEBODY'S
IN TROUBLE.
1673
01:08:23,329 --> 01:08:24,330
WHAT HAPPENED?
1674
01:08:24,330 --> 01:08:26,332
HE WAS THROWING WATER
BALLOONS OUT THAT WINDOW
1675
01:08:26,332 --> 01:08:28,334
AND THEN HE JUST FELL.
1676
01:08:28,500 --> 01:08:30,836
EXCUSE ME. OH, NO.
1677
01:08:31,036 --> 01:08:32,338
HE'S DEAD!
1678
01:08:32,338 --> 01:08:33,339
[GASPING]
1679
01:08:33,622 --> 01:08:35,841
COME HERE. COME HERE.
1680
01:08:35,841 --> 01:08:37,343
OH, MY GOD,
WHAT A TRAGEDY.
1681
01:08:37,343 --> 01:08:39,845
I KNOW.
WE WERE SO CLOSE.
1682
01:08:39,845 --> 01:08:42,348
COOPER, JEEZ.
1683
01:08:42,348 --> 01:08:45,851
POOR GUY. I MEAN,
HE WAS SUCH A...FREAK.
1684
01:08:45,851 --> 01:08:48,303
WAIT! HEY, HE'S BREATHING.
HE'S ALIVE.
1685
01:08:52,358 --> 01:08:55,361
OHH. WHERE DO YOU GUYS
GET THIS SHIT?
1686
01:08:55,444 --> 01:08:57,863
DO YOU KNOW WHAT
THIS MEANS?
1687
01:08:57,863 --> 01:08:59,865
THIS MEANS WE WERE
ON THE RIGHT TRACK.
1688
01:08:59,865 --> 01:09:02,368
WE CAN'T GIVE UP NOW,
ONE WEEK BEFORE FINALS.
1689
01:09:02,868 --> 01:09:04,370
I GOT ONE MORE GUY.
1690
01:09:04,870 --> 01:09:07,322
WE GET HIM TO OPEN UP A VEIN,
AND WE'RE GOLDEN.
1691
01:09:07,406 --> 01:09:09,375
HERE HE IS. MATT NOONAN.
1692
01:09:09,375 --> 01:09:13,379
DEPRESSIVE, DEATH FIXATION,
CONSTANT THREATS OF SUICIDE.
1693
01:09:13,796 --> 01:09:16,382
OK, NO DICK-SMACKING AROUND.
LET'S GET HIM IN THE ROOM
1694
01:09:16,882 --> 01:09:19,334
AND SEND HIM ON HIS WAY
TO THE NETHERWORLD.
1695
01:09:20,386 --> 01:09:21,387
Josh: HERE HE COMES!
1696
01:09:21,887 --> 01:09:24,890
HERE HE COMES! SIT!
1697
01:09:30,345 --> 01:09:31,897
HEY!
HEY!
1698
01:09:32,398 --> 01:09:34,400
YOU MUST BE
OUR NEW ROOMMATE.
1699
01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:36,351
NEED ANY HELP
MOVING IN YOUR STUFF?
1700
01:09:36,435 --> 01:09:37,903
[BRITISH ACCENT]
I'M WEARING MY STUFF.
1701
01:09:38,320 --> 01:09:40,606
OH.
1702
01:09:44,910 --> 01:09:46,912
[PLAYING GUITAR]
1703
01:09:49,915 --> 01:09:52,918
?? MY WORDS ARE MY SPERM ??
1704
01:09:52,918 --> 01:09:54,920
?? SPEWING FORTH MY-- ??
1705
01:09:54,920 --> 01:09:56,422
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
1706
01:09:56,588 --> 01:09:59,425
WELL, WHAT THE FUCK
DO YOU TWO WANT?
1707
01:09:59,425 --> 01:10:00,426
ARE YOU
A MUSICIAN?
1708
01:10:00,926 --> 01:10:01,877
ARE YOU IN A BAND?
1709
01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:04,430
KISS MY ASS.
1710
01:10:04,763 --> 01:10:05,931
WHAT?
WHAT?
1711
01:10:06,381 --> 01:10:08,434
THAT'S THE NAME
OF THE BLEEDIN' BAND.
1712
01:10:08,517 --> 01:10:10,936
OH.
YOU'RE GONNA PLAY
1713
01:10:10,936 --> 01:10:12,438
THE BIG PRE-FINALS
PARTY, RIGHT?
1714
01:10:12,855 --> 01:10:14,440
YEAH.
1715
01:10:14,440 --> 01:10:15,941
THAT'S RIGHT.
IF I'M STILL AROUND.
1716
01:10:16,225 --> 01:10:18,444
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
1717
01:10:18,727 --> 01:10:21,947
AND WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
FUCKING KURT LODER?
1718
01:10:21,947 --> 01:10:24,950
CAN YOU PISS OFF AND
SHUT MY FUCKING DOOR?
1719
01:10:25,150 --> 01:10:27,953
OH.
1720
01:10:28,070 --> 01:10:28,954
PISS OFF!
1721
01:10:29,121 --> 01:10:31,457
OH, PISS OFF.
COME ON.
1722
01:10:31,457 --> 01:10:33,459
WHAT THE HELL
DOES "PISS OFF" MEAN?
1723
01:10:33,876 --> 01:10:35,961
1, 2, 3, 4.
1724
01:10:36,128 --> 01:10:38,964
?? MY WORDS ARE MY SPERM ??
1725
01:10:39,965 --> 01:10:43,469
?? SPEWING FORTH
MY TRAGIC GERM ??
1726
01:10:43,635 --> 01:10:47,473
?? I'M MR. PARIAH,
A SAD MESSIAH-- ??
1727
01:10:47,473 --> 01:10:49,475
STOP!
1728
01:10:49,475 --> 01:10:51,977
PLEASE, GUYS, COME ON!
1729
01:10:52,144 --> 01:10:54,480
MATT, THAT WAS
BITCHIN', MAN.
1730
01:10:54,897 --> 01:10:57,483
PRACTICE IS OVER BECAUSE
THIS MUSIC IS CRAP.
1731
01:10:57,483 --> 01:10:59,485
IT'S TOTAL CRAP.
1732
01:10:59,485 --> 01:11:01,487
WELL, WANT TO GET
SOMETHING TO EAT?
1733
01:11:01,487 --> 01:11:03,438
NO. I'M NOT HUNGRY.
YOU CAN PISS OFF.
1734
01:11:03,522 --> 01:11:05,491
GO. THANK YOU. LOVELY.
1735
01:11:05,941 --> 01:11:09,495
THANK YOU FOR COMING.
LOVELY. OFF YOU GO.
1736
01:11:09,495 --> 01:11:10,496
[CLAPPING]
1737
01:11:10,996 --> 01:11:11,997
GOOD ONE.
1738
01:11:11,997 --> 01:11:15,000
YEAH, YOU GUYS
REALLY ROCK.
1739
01:11:15,083 --> 01:11:18,003
REALLY? MAYBE SOMEDAY
I'LL BE FORTUNATE ENOUGH
1740
01:11:18,003 --> 01:11:20,506
TO ENTERTAIN MILLIONS
OF SUBURBAN TEENY-BOPPERS.
1741
01:11:20,622 --> 01:11:22,508
MAKE MUSIC VIDEOS!
1742
01:11:22,591 --> 01:11:25,511
WON'T THAT BE "GROOVY"?
1743
01:11:25,511 --> 01:11:27,012
FUCK IT ALL.
1744
01:11:34,136 --> 01:11:38,023
TV: HA HA! THAT'S WHAT
I THOUGHT YOU SAID!
1745
01:11:39,525 --> 01:11:41,527
[CARTOON NOISES]
1746
01:11:43,529 --> 01:11:46,031
TV: DON'T WORRY. THAT'LL
COME OUT WITH CLUB SODA.
1747
01:11:46,031 --> 01:11:47,533
[LAUGHTER]
1748
01:11:47,533 --> 01:11:49,535
OOH! OUCH! CALL A DOCTOR.
1749
01:11:49,535 --> 01:11:51,036
I DON'T THINK HE KNEW
IT WAS COMING.
1750
01:11:51,036 --> 01:11:54,039
[LAUGHTER]
1751
01:11:54,039 --> 01:11:56,041
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
AFTER THIS.
1752
01:11:56,041 --> 01:11:57,543
[MATT CHUCKLING]
1753
01:11:58,043 --> 01:12:00,045
[CARTOON NOISES]
1754
01:12:10,055 --> 01:12:11,056
AHEM.
1755
01:12:11,056 --> 01:12:12,057
WHAT THE HELL?
1756
01:12:12,224 --> 01:12:14,560
WERE YOU JUST WATCHING TV?
1757
01:12:14,893 --> 01:12:15,561
NO!
1758
01:12:15,561 --> 01:12:17,563
I HEARD YOU LAUGHING.
1759
01:12:17,563 --> 01:12:19,064
LAUGHING?
1760
01:12:19,064 --> 01:12:22,517
YEAH. I'M A REAL BIG
LAUGHER. PISS OFF!
1761
01:12:26,071 --> 01:12:27,573
JOSH! JOSH!
1762
01:12:27,573 --> 01:12:29,074
JOSH! WAKE UP!
1763
01:12:29,074 --> 01:12:30,576
WHAT IS IT?
1764
01:12:30,576 --> 01:12:31,577
I'M WORRIED.
1765
01:12:31,577 --> 01:12:33,579
I DON'T THINK THIS GUY'S
WHO WE THINK HE IS.
1766
01:12:33,579 --> 01:12:37,082
WHAT? DIDN'T YOU HEAR
WHAT HE SAID BEFORE?
1767
01:12:37,082 --> 01:12:38,584
"IF I'M STILL AROUND."
1768
01:12:38,584 --> 01:12:40,586
THAT MEANS
HE MIGHT NOT BE AROUND.
1769
01:12:40,586 --> 01:12:43,088
AROUND MEANING "ALIVE."
HE MIGHT NOT BE ALIVE.
1770
01:12:43,088 --> 01:12:45,591
BUT I DON'T THINK
HE'S THAT DEPRESSED.
1771
01:12:46,041 --> 01:12:48,594
THIS GUY HAS WHAT
IT TAKES, COOPER.
1772
01:12:48,594 --> 01:12:51,597
YOU KNOW, I'M THIS CLOSE TO
LETTING YOU GET YOUR OWN GUY.
1773
01:12:51,880 --> 01:12:53,098
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1774
01:12:53,098 --> 01:12:54,600
I NEED A BREATH
OF FRESH AIR.
1775
01:12:55,100 --> 01:12:56,602
[INHALES DEEPLY]
1776
01:12:57,102 --> 01:12:58,604
THAT'S ENOUGH AIR.
I NEED MY BONG.
1777
01:12:58,770 --> 01:13:01,607
NO. WE HAVE 3 DAYS.
YOU NEED TO FOCUS.
1778
01:13:01,807 --> 01:13:06,111
YOU NEED TO FOCUS.
GIMME THAT.
1779
01:13:06,111 --> 01:13:08,063
ARE YOU INSANE?!
1780
01:13:08,146 --> 01:13:10,115
HEY! STAY BACK!
1781
01:13:10,115 --> 01:13:11,116
WHAT?
1782
01:13:11,116 --> 01:13:12,117
NO MORE DISTRACTIONS!
1783
01:13:12,117 --> 01:13:14,620
NO MORE DRINKS!
NO MORE BONG HITS!
1784
01:13:17,122 --> 01:13:18,123
COME ON, YOU IDIOT !
1785
01:13:18,123 --> 01:13:19,625
THIS IS FOR YOU,
COOPER!
1786
01:13:19,992 --> 01:13:20,626
UNH!
1787
01:13:20,626 --> 01:13:22,628
I'M DOING THIS
FOR YOU!
1788
01:13:22,744 --> 01:13:24,880
NO, JOSH, NO!
1789
01:13:32,137 --> 01:13:33,138
WHY?
1790
01:13:33,639 --> 01:13:35,007
IT'S THE ONLY WAY.
1791
01:13:36,642 --> 01:13:39,645
I SAY WE MURDER HIM.
1792
01:13:40,145 --> 01:13:41,647
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
1793
01:13:43,148 --> 01:13:44,149
HEY.
HELLO.
1794
01:13:44,399 --> 01:13:46,151
HEY, MAN.
1795
01:13:46,151 --> 01:13:48,153
DO YOU MIND
IF I COME IN?
1796
01:13:48,153 --> 01:13:49,655
NO. COME ON IN.
1797
01:13:49,938 --> 01:13:51,657
THANK YOU.
1798
01:13:51,657 --> 01:13:54,159
Cooper:
HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
1799
01:13:54,159 --> 01:13:55,160
I FEEL LIKE CRAP.
1800
01:13:55,610 --> 01:13:57,496
FEELS LIKE CRAP.
1801
01:13:59,164 --> 01:14:02,167
I'VE BEEN HAVING
THESE CREEPY DREAMS LATELY.
1802
01:14:02,167 --> 01:14:05,671
KISS MY ASS PLAYED
THE PRE-FINALS PARTY,
1803
01:14:05,671 --> 01:14:09,675
AND THEN AFTERWARD,
I PUT A GUN IN MY MOUTH...
1804
01:14:10,175 --> 01:14:13,178
AND I PULLED THE TRIGGER.
1805
01:14:13,178 --> 01:14:15,180
BAM!
1806
01:14:15,681 --> 01:14:17,182
BAM!
1807
01:14:19,184 --> 01:14:22,187
IT'S SO REALLY REAL.
1808
01:14:22,270 --> 01:14:24,189
IF IT'S SO REALLY REAL,
1809
01:14:24,189 --> 01:14:26,692
I DON'T THINK YOU'D GET
THAT SECOND SHOT OFF.
1810
01:14:26,892 --> 01:14:28,193
NO, I SUPPOSE NOT.
1811
01:14:30,612 --> 01:14:32,698
I THINK I HEARD
A CRY FOR HELP.
1812
01:14:33,198 --> 01:14:35,200
DIDN'T YOU?
1813
01:14:35,200 --> 01:14:37,703
WELL...I GUESS I DID.
1814
01:14:37,703 --> 01:14:39,204
ALL RIGHT THEN.
1815
01:14:40,706 --> 01:14:42,708
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY!
1816
01:14:42,708 --> 01:14:45,711
YES! YES!
I'M GETTING STRAIGHT-As!
1817
01:14:45,711 --> 01:14:48,714
I'M GETTING STRAIGHT-As!
SEE YOU AT THE PARTY!
1818
01:14:48,714 --> 01:14:53,218
AND, PROFESSOR!
PROFESSOR, YOU'RE THE BEST!
1819
01:14:53,719 --> 01:14:54,720
HEY, GUYS. HEY!
1820
01:14:55,220 --> 01:14:56,722
OOH! OOH! YEAH!
1821
01:14:57,005 --> 01:14:59,725
PIZZA! HOW IS HE?
1822
01:14:59,725 --> 01:15:02,728
HE'S BEEN IN
HIS ROOM ALL DAY.
1823
01:15:02,728 --> 01:15:04,229
I HAVE A REALLY GOOD
FEELING ABOUT THIS.
1824
01:15:04,229 --> 01:15:05,731
MAYBE HE'S DEAD ALREADY.
1825
01:15:05,731 --> 01:15:07,733
HEY. WHAT ARE
YOU GUYS UP TO?
1826
01:15:08,183 --> 01:15:09,735
NOTHING.
NOTHING.
1827
01:15:09,735 --> 01:15:12,237
?? IN THE AFTERLIFE ??
1828
01:15:12,237 --> 01:15:14,239
?? YOU COULD BE HEADED
FOR THE SERIOUS STRIFE ??
1829
01:15:14,406 --> 01:15:16,742
?? NOW YOU MAKE THE SCENE
ALL DAY ??
1830
01:15:16,742 --> 01:15:18,243
?? BUT TOMORROW
THERE'LL BE HELL TO PAY ??
1831
01:15:18,243 --> 01:15:19,244
BATHROOM.
1832
01:15:19,244 --> 01:15:20,746
?? IN THE AFTERLIFE ??
1833
01:15:20,746 --> 01:15:24,750
?? YOU COULD BE HEADED
FOR THE SERIOUS STRIFE... ??
1834
01:15:24,750 --> 01:15:27,753
NOW, REMEMBER, IF HE'S
HANGING FROM HIS NOOSE,
1835
01:15:28,253 --> 01:15:29,755
TRY TO ACT SURPRISED.
1836
01:15:32,758 --> 01:15:35,260
JESUS CHRIST
ALMIGHTY.
1837
01:15:35,260 --> 01:15:36,762
WE'RE JUST
CHECKING UP ON YOU.
1838
01:15:36,762 --> 01:15:39,765
HEARD YOU GUYS WERE
A COUPLE OF PERVERTS.
1839
01:15:43,268 --> 01:15:45,304
[BAND PLAYING]
1840
01:15:50,309 --> 01:15:54,446
THIS LAST ONE
IS CALLEDSPERM.
1841
01:15:59,318 --> 01:16:02,821
?? MY WORDS ARE MY SPERM ??
1842
01:16:03,322 --> 01:16:06,325
?? SPEWING FORTH
MY TRAGIC GERM ??
1843
01:16:06,325 --> 01:16:08,327
?? I'M DYING TO KISS YOU ??
1844
01:16:08,327 --> 01:16:10,829
?? I SOIL THE TISSUE ??
1845
01:16:14,833 --> 01:16:18,837
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
KEEP ON EYE ON HIM.
1846
01:16:19,254 --> 01:16:22,841
?? AND EVERYTHING'S SWELL ??
1847
01:16:23,008 --> 01:16:27,346
?? SUICIDE'S FREE ??
1848
01:16:27,346 --> 01:16:30,849
?? NEARING THE END ??
1849
01:16:31,350 --> 01:16:34,853
?? SUICIDE'S FREE ??
1850
01:16:34,936 --> 01:16:38,357
?? NEARING THE END ??
1851
01:16:38,740 --> 01:16:40,359
HE'S SO INTENSE.
1852
01:16:40,359 --> 01:16:42,861
ENJOY HIM WHILE
YOU STILL CAN.
1853
01:16:42,861 --> 01:16:44,863
WHAT'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
1854
01:16:46,331 --> 01:16:48,867
?? NEARING THE ??
1855
01:16:48,867 --> 01:16:50,369
END.
1856
01:16:50,369 --> 01:16:51,870
[GLASS BREAKS]
1857
01:16:52,170 --> 01:16:54,873
[APPLAUSE]
1858
01:16:55,006 --> 01:16:57,376
THAT WAS AMAZING.
1859
01:16:57,376 --> 01:17:00,379
FULLY.
I LOVED IT.
1860
01:17:00,379 --> 01:17:01,880
WHATEVER.
1861
01:17:09,805 --> 01:17:10,889
I LIKED THAT.
1862
01:17:10,889 --> 01:17:13,392
YEAH.
1863
01:17:13,392 --> 01:17:16,445
LUCY, YOUR WIG.
1864
01:17:31,910 --> 01:17:35,881
?? WHAT GOOD IS SITTING
ALONE IN YOUR ROOM? ??
1865
01:17:35,964 --> 01:17:38,917
??
?? COME HEAR THE MUSIC PLAY
1866
01:17:38,917 --> 01:17:42,421
?? LIFE IS A CABARET-- ??
OH, FUCK ME!
1867
01:17:42,921 --> 01:17:43,422
WHAT WERE YOU DOING?
1868
01:17:43,889 --> 01:17:45,424
WHAT? NOTHING!
1869
01:17:45,424 --> 01:17:47,926
DON'T TELL ME NOTHING!
YOU WERE SINGING A SHOWTUNE!
1870
01:17:48,393 --> 01:17:49,428
YOU'RE CRAZY.
I'D NEVER DO THAT.
1871
01:17:49,811 --> 01:17:51,930
YOU CAN'T BE SUICIDAL IF
YOU'RE SINGING SHOWTUNES!
1872
01:17:51,930 --> 01:17:53,932
WHAT?! I AM SUICIDAL!
1873
01:17:54,149 --> 01:17:55,434
YOU'RE NOT
EVEN DEPRESSED!
1874
01:17:55,817 --> 01:17:57,436
OF COURSE I'M DEPRESSED!
LOOK AT ME!
1875
01:17:57,436 --> 01:17:58,937
I'M VERY FUCKING DEPRESSED!
1876
01:17:59,321 --> 01:18:01,440
YOU FUCKING POSER!
1877
01:18:01,656 --> 01:18:03,442
[LOSES ACCENT]
HEY, MAN, I AM NOT--OH!
1878
01:18:03,608 --> 01:18:05,944
YOU'RE NOT EVEN BRITISH!
1879
01:18:06,111 --> 01:18:06,945
MMM!
1880
01:18:06,945 --> 01:18:09,948
OH, GOD!
HE'S NOT EVEN BRITISH!
1881
01:18:10,198 --> 01:18:11,950
[MUSIC BLARING]
1882
01:18:20,459 --> 01:18:21,460
EXCUSE ME.
1883
01:18:21,460 --> 01:18:24,463
COULD I TALK TO HER
FOR A SECOND?
1884
01:18:24,463 --> 01:18:26,465
IT'S OK.
PLEASE?
1885
01:18:29,468 --> 01:18:31,970
I'VE BEEN FLAKING OUT
ON YOU, AND I'M SORRY.
1886
01:18:32,471 --> 01:18:34,473
I'M NOT INTERESTED
IN YOUR EXCUSES.
1887
01:18:34,973 --> 01:18:38,977
DID YOU THINK I'D WAIT AROUND
TILL YOU FOUND TIME FOR ME?
1888
01:18:39,060 --> 01:18:40,479
WAIT!
RACHEL, COOPER AND I--
1889
01:18:40,979 --> 01:18:44,483
NO, JOSH, I LIKED YOU.
I REALLY DID.
1890
01:18:44,483 --> 01:18:46,485
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
A REALLY GREAT GUY.
1891
01:18:46,868 --> 01:18:48,487
I WAS JUST WRONG.
1892
01:18:48,487 --> 01:18:49,988
NO. YOU WEREN'T WRONG.
1893
01:18:49,988 --> 01:18:52,491
I REALLY LIKE YOU,
AND I'M A GREAT GUY.
1894
01:18:52,574 --> 01:18:55,494
Buckley:
PEOPLE! I HAVE A RED ALERT!
1895
01:18:55,494 --> 01:18:59,498
ATTENTION!
THIS IS AN EVIL MAN!
1896
01:18:59,498 --> 01:19:03,001
HE CAN'T BE TRUSTED.
HE'S GOT FILES ON EVERYBODY.
1897
01:19:03,502 --> 01:19:06,004
HE'S TRYING TO CREATE
A ONE-WORLD GOVERNMENT.
1898
01:19:06,004 --> 01:19:08,006
HE'S BAD NEWS, BABY.
1899
01:19:08,006 --> 01:19:11,009
IF YOU SEE THAT GUY,
KICK HIM IN THE BALLS!
1900
01:19:11,009 --> 01:19:13,512
HEY, JOSH! JOSH!
1901
01:19:13,512 --> 01:19:16,515
I RAN BACK TO THE ROOM
AND GOT MATT'S YEARBOOK.
1902
01:19:16,598 --> 01:19:18,517
HERE'S MARILYN MANSON
IN HIGH SCHOOL.
1903
01:19:18,517 --> 01:19:21,436
I'M GONNA FUCKING
KILL HIM.
1904
01:19:28,026 --> 01:19:29,528
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
1905
01:19:33,532 --> 01:19:34,533
HEY, FELLAS.
1906
01:19:34,533 --> 01:19:35,534
WHAT'S GOING ON?
1907
01:19:36,034 --> 01:19:36,535
WHAT'S WRONG?
1908
01:19:37,035 --> 01:19:37,536
LONG STORY.
1909
01:19:38,036 --> 01:19:40,539
YOU GUYS, I KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON.
1910
01:19:40,622 --> 01:19:41,540
YOU DO?
1911
01:19:41,540 --> 01:19:43,508
YOU'RE HAVING
RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS.
1912
01:19:43,592 --> 01:19:46,044
NO, IT'S MORE
COMPLICATED THAN THAT.
1913
01:19:46,044 --> 01:19:49,047
I GOT YOU. I'M REAL
TIGHT WITH MY UNCLE.
1914
01:19:49,047 --> 01:19:51,550
HE'S GAY LIKE YOU GUYS.
1915
01:19:51,550 --> 01:19:53,552
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
I AM COOL WITH IT.
1916
01:19:54,019 --> 01:19:55,053
WE ALL ARE.
1917
01:19:55,053 --> 01:19:56,555
YEAH.
YEAH.
1918
01:19:56,555 --> 01:19:59,057
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
1919
01:19:59,190 --> 01:20:01,059
YEAH.
1920
01:20:01,059 --> 01:20:02,561
IT'S COOL.
1921
01:20:05,697 --> 01:20:10,068
WELL, LOOKS LIKE I'M
A GAY TOILET CLEANER.
1922
01:20:10,068 --> 01:20:13,071
GUESS I'LL
GO HOME AND PACK.
1923
01:20:13,071 --> 01:20:14,573
SORRY ABOUT YOUR BONG.
1924
01:20:14,573 --> 01:20:17,075
AH, IT'S OK.
1925
01:20:17,375 --> 01:20:19,578
Josh: CHEER UP, MAN.
LET'S GO TO PICKLE'S.
1926
01:20:19,578 --> 01:20:22,581
I'LL USE HIS BLENDER,
MAKE US SOME DRINKS.
1927
01:20:22,581 --> 01:20:24,583
PINA COLADA? MAI TAI?
1928
01:20:25,083 --> 01:20:25,584
MARGARITA.
1929
01:20:26,084 --> 01:20:28,086
MARGARITA IT IS.
1930
01:20:28,420 --> 01:20:30,922
[KNOCKING]
1931
01:20:30,922 --> 01:20:33,925
HEY, PICKLE, MIND IF WE MAKE
OURSELVES SOME MARGARITAS?
1932
01:20:34,426 --> 01:20:41,399
UM, NO, GO AHEAD.
IT'S IN THE BLENDER.
1933
01:20:42,434 --> 01:20:43,935
THANKS.
1934
01:20:45,937 --> 01:20:48,440
AHH, I'M GONNA MISS COLLEGE.
1935
01:20:48,740 --> 01:20:50,942
YEAH, ME, TOO.
1936
01:20:51,443 --> 01:20:52,444
WE HAD FUN,
DIDN'T WE?
1937
01:20:52,744 --> 01:20:54,446
YEAH, WE DID.
1938
01:20:54,946 --> 01:20:57,949
I WAS GONNA END UP BEING
A TOILET CLEANER ANYWAY.
1939
01:20:58,416 --> 01:21:00,952
WHAT AM IGONNA DO NOW?
1940
01:21:01,085 --> 01:21:03,455
WELL...
1941
01:21:03,455 --> 01:21:05,457
YOU CAN COME WORK
WITH ME AND FLUSHLES.
1942
01:21:05,790 --> 01:21:07,959
YOU CAN BE THIRD IN
THE SHIT-CLEANING COMMAND.
1943
01:21:08,460 --> 01:21:10,962
HMM. WHAT IS THIS?
1944
01:21:11,212 --> 01:21:13,465
"GOOD-BYE. CAN'T TAKE IT.
1945
01:21:13,882 --> 01:21:15,467
I'M SORRY"?
1946
01:21:18,470 --> 01:21:20,972
OH, SHIT.
1947
01:21:21,105 --> 01:21:23,975
OH, SHIT.
1948
01:21:23,975 --> 01:21:26,478
OH, SHIT!
1949
01:21:26,478 --> 01:21:27,479
SHIT!
1950
01:21:27,479 --> 01:21:28,980
WHAT? WHAT?
1951
01:21:31,483 --> 01:21:33,485
HE'S COMMITTED
SUICIDE.
1952
01:21:33,485 --> 01:21:35,487
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
HE WAS DEPRESSED.
1953
01:21:35,487 --> 01:21:38,490
DON'T YOU SEE? THIS IS
THE HAND OF GOD HERE.
1954
01:21:38,490 --> 01:21:41,493
IT'S WHAT I'VE PRAYED FOR.
THIS IS A MIRACLE.
1955
01:21:41,493 --> 01:21:45,497
PICKLE...DEAD.
WE'VE GOT TO MOVE FAST.
1956
01:21:45,964 --> 01:21:47,499
GO TO HOUSING.
FILE THE PAPERWORK.
1957
01:21:47,499 --> 01:21:50,001
JUST GET THE FILES WORKED OUT.
GO ON, JOSH, PLEASE!
1958
01:21:50,001 --> 01:21:53,004
IT'S WHAT WE'VE BEEN
WORKING FOR! WE'RE SET!
1959
01:22:05,016 --> 01:22:06,518
WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON?!
1960
01:22:06,518 --> 01:22:08,520
I LIVE HERE!
WHO ARE YOU?
1961
01:22:08,736 --> 01:22:12,023
WHAT? KYLE!
1962
01:22:12,323 --> 01:22:15,527
NO, NO, NO.
THEY MOVED YOU OUT.
1963
01:22:15,527 --> 01:22:17,529
SORRY, BUDDY, THEY MOVED
SOMEBODY ELSE IN
1964
01:22:18,029 --> 01:22:20,532
SO...SAYONARA.
1965
01:22:21,533 --> 01:22:23,535
[KNOCKING]
1966
01:22:23,535 --> 01:22:25,537
WHO IS IT?
1967
01:22:25,537 --> 01:22:27,539
WHERE ARE MY POSTERS
1968
01:22:27,539 --> 01:22:30,542
AND WHO ARE THOSE 2 PEOPLE
FUCKING IN MY ROOM?!
1969
01:22:30,542 --> 01:22:33,044
THERE'S PEOPLE FUCKING
IN YOUR ROOM?
1970
01:22:33,044 --> 01:22:35,547
Matt: OH, SHIT!
COME ON!
1971
01:22:35,547 --> 01:22:37,549
THOSE GUYS.
1972
01:22:38,049 --> 01:22:39,050
THEY THREW
YOUR STUFF OUT
1973
01:22:39,551 --> 01:22:41,352
AND SAID TO TELL YOU
TO GO FUCK YOURSELF.
1974
01:22:44,556 --> 01:22:46,558
KELLY...
1975
01:22:46,558 --> 01:22:48,560
COULD YOU WAIT OUT HERE
FOR A COUPLE SECONDS?
1976
01:22:48,560 --> 01:22:51,563
I GOTTA...THANKS, BABY.
1977
01:22:51,563 --> 01:22:53,064
GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!
1978
01:22:53,448 --> 01:22:55,567
Matt: YOU CAN'T KICK ME OUT.
THIS IS MY ROOM.
1979
01:22:56,067 --> 01:22:57,569
COOPER, TELL HIM
I'M YOUR ROOMMATE.
1980
01:22:57,785 --> 01:23:00,071
MY ROOMMATE IS
A DEPRESSIVE ROCK STAR.
1981
01:23:00,071 --> 01:23:03,575
YOU ARE A CANDY ASS,
SHOWTUNE-SINGING CHEERLEADER.
1982
01:23:03,575 --> 01:23:04,576
YOU'RE DEAD.
1983
01:23:04,876 --> 01:23:06,077
Matt: THAT'S MY GUITAR!
1984
01:23:06,077 --> 01:23:08,079
OFF WE GO.
LOVELY. LOVELY.
1985
01:23:08,580 --> 01:23:09,581
[GUITAR SMASHES]
1986
01:23:10,081 --> 01:23:11,583
[SCUFFLING]
1987
01:23:17,088 --> 01:23:19,591
COME ON, PICKLE.
COME ON. THROW UP FOR ME.
1988
01:23:19,591 --> 01:23:21,593
JOSH, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?
1989
01:23:21,593 --> 01:23:23,561
COME ON.
LET'S GET THOSE PILLS UP.
1990
01:23:23,645 --> 01:23:26,097
[PICKLE COUGHS]
1991
01:23:26,431 --> 01:23:28,600
Medic: COMING THROUGH.
WATCH IT.
1992
01:23:35,106 --> 01:23:36,608
Cooper: WHAT THE HELL?
1993
01:23:36,608 --> 01:23:40,111
COOPER, HE WAS ALIVE.
I COULDN'T LET HIM DIE.
1994
01:23:40,111 --> 01:23:41,613
THIS IS WHAT WE'VE
BEEN WORKING FOR, JOSH.
1995
01:23:41,613 --> 01:23:43,114
THIS WAS OUR LOOPHOLE.
1996
01:23:43,114 --> 01:23:46,117
DON'T YOU HAVE ENOUGH BRAINS
TO RECOGNIZE A LOOPHOLE?
1997
01:23:46,117 --> 01:23:48,119
THE ONLY LOOPHOLE
I EVER RECOGNIZED
1998
01:23:48,119 --> 01:23:50,622
WAS YOU GOT A RICH DADDY
WHO BUYS YOUR WAY THROUGH LIFE.
1999
01:23:50,622 --> 01:23:54,125
OH! OH!
CONGRATULATIONS, BUDDY.
2000
01:23:54,125 --> 01:23:56,127
NOW YOU CAN GO BACK
TO INDIANA AND SPEND
2001
01:23:56,260 --> 01:23:57,629
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
IN A BOWLING ALLY.
2002
01:23:58,129 --> 01:24:00,131
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
2003
01:24:00,131 --> 01:24:03,635
PEOPLE WHO MAKE IT
IN THIS WORLD HAVE GUTS.
2004
01:24:04,135 --> 01:24:05,637
OBVIOUSLY
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY.
2005
01:24:37,168 --> 01:24:41,673
?? MAMA GRIPPED ONTO
THE MILKMAN'S HAND ??
2006
01:24:41,673 --> 01:24:44,676
?? AND THEN
SHE FINALLY GAVE BIRTH ??
2007
01:24:46,678 --> 01:24:50,682
?? YEARS GO BY,
AND STILL I DON'T KNOW ??
2008
01:24:50,982 --> 01:24:54,185
?? WHO SHALL
INHERIT THIS EARTH ??
2009
01:24:56,187 --> 01:24:59,190
?? AND NO ONE
WILL KNOW MY NAME ??
2010
01:24:59,190 --> 01:25:03,695
?? UNTIL IT'S ON A STONE ??
2011
01:25:03,995 --> 01:25:06,698
?? WHOA-OA-OA ??
2012
01:25:06,698 --> 01:25:10,702
?? THIS COULD BE OUR... ??
2013
01:25:10,702 --> 01:25:14,205
Hank: DUDE, THERE'S
SOME GUY OUT ON THE BRIDGE!
2014
01:25:14,205 --> 01:25:15,707
IT'S THAT GUY JOSH!
2015
01:25:15,707 --> 01:25:18,209
Boy: JOSH IS ON THE BRIDGE!
HE'S GONNA JUMP!
2016
01:25:18,710 --> 01:25:20,712
[SIREN]
2017
01:25:21,179 --> 01:25:22,714
SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN!
2018
01:25:33,808 --> 01:25:35,226
GET A LIGHT UP THERE!
2019
01:25:36,944 --> 01:25:38,730
Cooper: JOSH!
2020
01:25:38,730 --> 01:25:40,732
JOSH, WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?
2021
01:25:40,732 --> 01:25:42,233
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
2022
01:25:42,233 --> 01:25:43,735
I'M JUST LOOKING
FOR A WAY OUT.
2023
01:25:44,152 --> 01:25:45,737
SERIOUSLY, COME DOWN.
2024
01:25:45,953 --> 01:25:47,739
WHAT'S THE POINT?
MY LIFE'S OVER.
2025
01:25:48,156 --> 01:25:51,242
WHY? BECAUSE YOU'RE
OFF YOUR TRACK?
2026
01:25:51,242 --> 01:25:53,745
OH, COME ON, JOSH.
WHO CARES?
2027
01:25:53,745 --> 01:25:57,248
THAT'S SO FUCKING STUPID.
ARE YOU AN IDIOT?
2028
01:25:57,548 --> 01:25:59,250
NO!
SHH!
2029
01:25:59,250 --> 01:26:03,254
Cooper:
LOOK, I UNDERSTAND.
2030
01:26:03,755 --> 01:26:05,757
MAYBE YOU WERE ON
THE WRONG TRACK, JOSH,
2031
01:26:05,757 --> 01:26:09,260
BUT IT'S OK, BECAUSE
NOW YOU CAN FIGURE OUT
2032
01:26:09,260 --> 01:26:10,762
WHAT YOU'RE
REALLY SUPPOSED TO DO.
2033
01:26:10,762 --> 01:26:13,765
WHAT? BECOME
A TOTAL FAILURE?
2034
01:26:14,265 --> 01:26:15,266
NO. NO.
2035
01:26:15,566 --> 01:26:17,769
YOU KNOW...
2036
01:26:17,769 --> 01:26:20,271
I SHOULD BE THE ONE
UP THERE.
2037
01:26:20,772 --> 01:26:22,774
MY FATHER'S RIGHT.
I'M A FUCKUP.
2038
01:26:22,774 --> 01:26:24,776
I'M A TOTAL FUCKUP.
2039
01:26:24,776 --> 01:26:27,278
YOU'RE ON THIS LITTLE HOLIDAY
IN FUCKUPLAND,
2040
01:26:27,779 --> 01:26:29,280
BUT I LIVE HERE PERMANENTLY!
2041
01:26:29,280 --> 01:26:32,784
JOSH,I MESSED UP.
2042
01:26:32,784 --> 01:26:34,285
I MESSED EVERYTHING UP.
2043
01:26:34,285 --> 01:26:36,788
YOU JUST DID THE RIGHT THING
AND THAT TOOK GUTS.
2044
01:26:36,788 --> 01:26:38,790
MORE GUTS THAN I HAVE.
2045
01:26:38,956 --> 01:26:41,292
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
2046
01:26:44,796 --> 01:26:49,100
SO, PLEASE, JUST STEP BACK
FROM THE LEDGE.
2047
01:26:59,811 --> 01:27:01,312
[CROWD MURMURING]
2048
01:27:01,646 --> 01:27:03,314
[APPLAUSE]
2049
01:27:12,790 --> 01:27:14,826
YOU'RE GONNA BE OK, MAN.
2050
01:27:14,826 --> 01:27:17,328
YOU THINK
THEY BOUGHT IT?
2051
01:27:17,328 --> 01:27:18,329
BOUGHT WHAT?
2052
01:27:18,329 --> 01:27:19,831
THAT I'M SUICIDAL.
2053
01:27:20,248 --> 01:27:22,834
WH-WHAT?
2054
01:27:22,834 --> 01:27:24,335
WELL, I DON'T THINK THEY'LL
THROW SOMEBODY SUICIDAL
2055
01:27:24,335 --> 01:27:25,837
OUT OF SCHOOL, DO YOU?
2056
01:27:26,337 --> 01:27:29,340
NO.
NO, OF COURSE NOT.
2057
01:27:39,350 --> 01:27:44,355
YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD.
2058
01:27:44,355 --> 01:27:48,860
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE ME
SAY ALL THAT STUFF.
2059
01:27:48,860 --> 01:27:50,361
THINK HOW PROUD
YOUR DAD'S GONNA BE
2060
01:27:50,361 --> 01:27:51,863
WHEN HE FINDS OUT
YOU'RE A HERO.
2061
01:27:51,863 --> 01:27:55,366
YOU ARE A GENIUS.
2062
01:27:55,833 --> 01:27:57,869
[CROWD CLAPPING]
2063
01:27:58,252 --> 01:28:01,873
OH, THEY MAKE SUCH
A CUTE COUPLE.
2064
01:28:02,874 --> 01:28:04,208
HUH?
2065
01:28:05,877 --> 01:28:07,378
Josh: IF THERE'S ONE THING
I LEARNED IN COLLEGE,
2066
01:28:07,879 --> 01:28:10,381
IT'S THINGS DON'T ALWAYS
TURN OUT LIKE YOU PLAN.
2067
01:28:10,381 --> 01:28:11,883
THE SCHOOL
BENT THE RULES A LITTLE
2068
01:28:11,883 --> 01:28:14,385
AND GAVE ME ANOTHER SEMESTER
TO RAISE MY GRADES.
2069
01:28:14,385 --> 01:28:16,387
I WAS
ABOUT 13...
2070
01:28:16,387 --> 01:28:17,889
BUT I HAD TO SPEND 6 MONTHS
2071
01:28:17,889 --> 01:28:19,891
IN INTENSIVE THERAPY
WITH PROFESSOR DURKHEIM,
2072
01:28:19,891 --> 01:28:22,393
AND I LEARNED I LIKED PSYCHOLOGY
MORE THAN MEDICINE
2073
01:28:22,393 --> 01:28:23,895
SO I CHANGED MY MAJOR.
2074
01:28:24,395 --> 01:28:25,897
BYE, BOB.
2075
01:28:26,898 --> 01:28:28,900
COOPER'S DAD WAS SO PROUD
2076
01:28:28,900 --> 01:28:31,402
HE PAID FOR HIM TO STAY
IN SCHOOL FOR ANOTHER YEAR.
2077
01:28:31,402 --> 01:28:33,905
HE STILL HAD TO SPEND VACATIONS
WORKING AT THE COMPANY
2078
01:28:33,905 --> 01:28:35,406
AND HE SAYS,
IF YOU'RE STONED ENOUGH,
2079
01:28:35,907 --> 01:28:38,409
SCRUBBING TOILETS CAN BE
A ZEN-LIKE EXPERIENCE.
2080
01:28:38,409 --> 01:28:39,911
DURING THE SCHOOL YEAR,
HE ALSO GOT A JOB
2081
01:28:40,411 --> 01:28:41,913
WORKING AT
THE SUICIDE HOT LINE.
2082
01:28:41,913 --> 01:28:43,414
THE MEZZANINE?
2083
01:28:43,414 --> 01:28:46,918
CAN I EVEN SEE
THE BAND FROM THERE?
2084
01:28:46,918 --> 01:28:48,419
HOW MUCH ARE THEY?
2085
01:28:48,419 --> 01:28:51,422
150 BUCKS?!
ARE YOU INSANE?!
2086
01:28:51,889 --> 01:28:54,425
WHAT?!
OH, DROP DEAD!
2087
01:28:54,926 --> 01:28:56,427
Josh: RACHEL AND I
GOT BACK TOGETHER.
2088
01:28:56,427 --> 01:28:57,929
SHE LIKES HAVING A BOYFRIEND
WHO'S UNSTABLE
2089
01:28:58,429 --> 01:29:01,399
BECAUSE IT GIVES HER INSPIRATION
FOR HER CREATIVE WRITING.
2090
01:29:01,482 --> 01:29:03,935
BUCKLEY EVENTUALLY LEFT DALEMAN
AND WAS ARRESTED
2091
01:29:03,935 --> 01:29:06,437
FOR THE ATTEMPTED ASSASSINATION
OF BILL GATES.
2092
01:29:06,570 --> 01:29:08,940
I'LL BE BACK!
COUNT ON IT!
2093
01:29:09,273 --> 01:29:10,942
KELLY BROKE UP WITH KYLE
2094
01:29:11,442 --> 01:29:13,945
AND HE SPENT THE REST OF
THE SEMESTER IN CONFESSION.
2095
01:29:13,945 --> 01:29:15,446
Kyle: FATHER,
I HAD MY WAY WITH MYSELF
2096
01:29:15,446 --> 01:29:16,948
IN THE FRESHMAN FACEBOOK.
2097
01:29:16,948 --> 01:29:19,450
I'VE JUST BEEN,
LIKE--[SPITS]
2098
01:29:19,450 --> 01:29:21,953
JACKING OFF TO THIS THING,
FOR, LIKE, 3 WEEKS.
2099
01:29:22,453 --> 01:29:23,955
OH, YEAH!
2100
01:29:23,955 --> 01:29:26,457
OH, LITTLE KYLE!
2101
01:29:27,458 --> 01:29:29,460
[UPBEAT]
?? MY WORDS ARE MY SPERM ??
2102
01:29:29,677 --> 01:29:30,461
?? HIS WORDS
ARE HIS SPERM ??
2103
01:29:30,928 --> 01:29:31,963
Josh: MATT AND HIS BAND
GOT FAMOUS,
2104
01:29:32,213 --> 01:29:34,465
AND HIS ALBUM WENT STRAIGHT
TO THE TOP OF THE CHARTS.
2105
01:29:34,849 --> 01:29:36,467
HE EVEN GOT INTERVIEWED ON MTV
2106
01:29:36,968 --> 01:29:38,936
BY HIS HERO KURT LODER.
2107
01:29:39,020 --> 01:29:41,973
PICKLE RECOVERED
AND MOVED IN WITH US.
2108
01:29:41,973 --> 01:29:43,474
WE FELT SORRY FOR HIM,
2109
01:29:43,474 --> 01:29:45,977
PLUS WE FIGURED IF HE EVER
GOT REALLY DEPRESSED AGAIN,
2110
01:29:45,977 --> 01:29:47,979
WELL, WE MIGHT AS WELL
COVER OUR BASES,
2111
01:29:48,479 --> 01:29:49,981
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
2112
01:29:51,983 --> 01:29:54,986
AS FOR CLIFF,
CLIFF WAS ABOARD A PARTY CRUISE
2113
01:29:54,986 --> 01:29:58,489
THAT TRAGICALLY CAUGHT ON FIRE
AND CAPSIZED.
2114
01:29:58,990 --> 01:30:03,494
HE REFUSED TO ABANDON SHIP,
AND HIS BODY WAS LOST AT SEA.
2115
01:30:03,661 --> 01:30:05,997
COOPER SEEMED TO TAKE IT
HARDER THAN ANY OF US.
2116
01:30:12,503 --> 01:30:14,005
AAH! AAH!
2117
01:30:14,005 --> 01:30:15,006
AAH!
2118
01:30:15,006 --> 01:30:17,508
BUDDY!
COME ON DOWN!
2119
01:30:18,009 --> 01:30:19,010
NO! AAH!
2120
01:30:19,176 --> 01:30:20,511
HEY! OW!
2121
01:30:21,012 --> 01:30:23,014
GOD! YOU'RE KNEELING
ON MY JUNK!
2122
01:30:23,014 --> 01:30:26,484
AAH! AAH!
2123
01:30:26,567 --> 01:30:28,019
AAH! AAH!
2124
01:30:28,152 --> 01:30:30,021
HE'S ON ME!
HE'S ALIVE!
2125
01:30:30,521 --> 01:30:33,024
NO. IT WAS
JUST A BAD DREAM.
2126
01:30:33,491 --> 01:30:34,525
FELLAS!
2127
01:30:34,859 --> 01:30:36,027
AAH!
AAH!
2128
01:30:36,444 --> 01:30:39,530
NOW, THAT WAS
A FUCKING BOAT RIDE!
2129
01:30:39,530 --> 01:30:44,035
AN ADVENTURE LIKE THAT
MAKES ME FRICKIN' HORNY.
2130
01:30:44,335 --> 01:30:45,536
[WHIMPERING]
2131
01:30:46,037 --> 01:30:48,039
?? IN THE AFTERLIFE ??
2132
01:30:48,039 --> 01:30:50,541
?? YOU WILL BE HEADED
FOR THE SERIOUS STRIFE ??
2133
01:30:50,541 --> 01:30:52,543
?? NOW YOU MAKE THE SCENE
ALL DAY ??
2134
01:30:52,543 --> 01:30:55,046
?? BUT TOMORROW
THERE'LL BE HELL TO PAY ??
2135
01:30:55,046 --> 01:30:57,048
?? IN THE AFTERLIFE ??
2136
01:30:57,548 --> 01:30:59,550
?? YOU WILL BE HEADED
FOR THE SERIOUS STRIFE ??
2137
01:30:59,550 --> 01:31:01,552
?? NOW YOU MAKE
THE SCENE ALL DAY ??
2138
01:31:02,053 --> 01:31:03,554
?? BUT TOMORROW
THERE'LL BE HELL TO PAY ??
2139
01:31:03,554 --> 01:31:05,556
?? PEOPLE,
LISTEN ATTENTIVELY ??
2140
01:31:05,556 --> 01:31:07,558
?? I MEAN,
ABOUT FUTURE CALAMITY ??
2141
01:31:08,059 --> 01:31:10,061
?? I USED TO THINK
THE IDEA WAS OBSOLETE ??
2142
01:31:10,061 --> 01:31:13,064
?? UNTIL I HEARD THE OLD MAN
TAPPING HIS FEET ??
2143
01:31:13,064 --> 01:31:15,066
?? NOW THE "D" AND THE "A"
AND THE "M" AND THE "N" ??
2144
01:31:15,066 --> 01:31:18,069
?? AND THE "A" AND THE "T"
AND THE "I-O-N" ??
2145
01:31:18,069 --> 01:31:20,571
?? LOSE YOUR FACE,
LOSE YOUR NAME ??
2146
01:31:20,571 --> 01:31:22,573
?? THEN GET FITTED
FOR A TWO-TONE FLAME ??
2147
01:31:22,573 --> 01:31:24,575
?? "D" AND THE "A"
AND THE "M" AND THE "N" ??
2148
01:31:24,575 --> 01:31:27,578
?? AND THE "A" AND THE "T"
AND THE "I-O-N" ??
2149
01:31:27,578 --> 01:31:30,081
?? LOSE YOUR FACE,
LOSE YOUR NAME ??
2150
01:31:30,081 --> 01:31:38,589
?? THEN GET FITTED
FOR A TWO-TONE FLA-A-AME ??
2151
01:31:42,093 --> 01:31:42,593
[NEW SONG BEGINS]
2152
01:31:43,094 --> 01:31:44,095
?? A DUSTY HOUSE ??
2153
01:31:44,595 --> 01:31:46,097
?? THROUGH MY DIRTY CLOTHES
??
2154
01:31:46,097 --> 01:31:48,099
?? SEATED IN A TOWN ??
2155
01:31:48,099 --> 01:31:49,600
?? ON THE VERGE
OF EXTINCTION ??
2156
01:31:50,101 --> 01:31:51,602
?? STRUMMING UP THE TUNE ??
2157
01:31:51,602 --> 01:31:53,604
?? ALONE, I COMPOSE ??
2158
01:31:53,604 --> 01:31:56,607
?? A BITTERSWEET DITTY
ABOUT AN EX-GIRLFRIEND ??
2159
01:31:57,108 --> 01:31:58,609
?? SO FUCK HER ??
2160
01:31:58,609 --> 01:32:00,111
?? AND HER PAINFUL MEMORIES
??
2161
01:32:00,611 --> 01:32:02,113
?? WHY TEAR OUT MY HEART ??
2162
01:32:02,113 --> 01:32:04,115
?? FOR ALL THE WORLD
TO SEE? ??
2163
01:32:04,115 --> 01:32:06,117
?? WHY NOT GIVE OUR LOVE ??
2164
01:32:06,117 --> 01:32:07,618
?? A CATCHY MELODY? ??
2165
01:32:08,119 --> 01:32:09,620
?? BURNING UP THE CHARTS ??
2166
01:32:09,620 --> 01:32:11,622
?? SWEET SIMPLICITY ??
2167
01:32:11,622 --> 01:32:13,624
?? WE'LL DO IT IN THE END ??
2168
01:32:19,630 --> 01:32:21,632
?? GOTTA GET AWAY ??
2169
01:32:22,133 --> 01:32:23,634
?? MAYBE WE SHOULD STAY ??
2170
01:32:23,634 --> 01:32:25,636
?? SEATED IN A TOWN ??
2171
01:32:25,636 --> 01:32:27,638
?? ON THE VERGE
OF EXPLOSION ??
2172
01:32:27,638 --> 01:32:28,639
?? NEW YORK AND L.A. ??
2173
01:32:28,639 --> 01:32:31,142
?? NO ONE LISTENING ANYWAY ?
?
2174
01:32:31,142 --> 01:32:33,144
?? BUSY PREDICTING ??
2175
01:32:33,144 --> 01:32:34,645
?? THE NEXT BIG HIT ??
2176
01:32:34,645 --> 01:32:35,646
?? SO FUCK THAT ??
2177
01:32:35,646 --> 01:32:37,648
?? GET A CHANGE
OF SCENERY ??
2178
01:32:37,648 --> 01:32:39,650
?? I'LL PACK UP THE CAR ??
2179
01:32:39,650 --> 01:32:41,652
?? AND MOVE TO CALIFORNIA ??
2180
01:32:41,652 --> 01:32:43,154
?? FIND
A BETTER GIRLFRIEND ??
2181
01:32:43,654 --> 01:32:45,156
?? AND A CATCHY MELODY ??
2182
01:32:45,656 --> 01:32:47,158
?? PLAYING ALL THE CARDS ??
2183
01:32:47,158 --> 01:32:50,161
?? HAPPY HARMONY ??
2184
01:32:50,161 --> 01:32:52,163
[NEW SONG BEGINS]
2185
01:32:53,664 --> 01:32:56,667
?? SWEET, SWEET LOVE ??
2186
01:32:57,168 --> 01:33:00,171
?? AND MY BLISTERED FEET ??
2187
01:33:00,171 --> 01:33:04,175
?? IT AIN'T EASY ??
2188
01:33:04,175 --> 01:33:08,179
?? COME AWAY ??
2189
01:33:08,179 --> 01:33:11,682
?? I WAS FEELING FINE ??
2190
01:33:11,682 --> 01:33:14,685
?? I'M THE WATER'S FRIEND ??
2191
01:33:15,186 --> 01:33:18,689
?? I COULD STAY HERE ??
2192
01:33:18,689 --> 01:33:22,693
?? FOR THE DAY ??
2193
01:33:24,695 --> 01:33:28,199
?? WE CAN STAY HERE NOW ??
2194
01:33:28,199 --> 01:33:31,702
?? LIKE ANYONE, CAN'T YOU? ?
?
2195
01:33:31,702 --> 01:33:35,706
?? WE CAN STAY HERE NOW ??
2196
01:33:35,706 --> 01:33:37,708
?? 'CAUSE HERE IT COMES ??
2197
01:33:37,708 --> 01:33:39,710
?? HERE IT COMES ??
2198
01:33:39,710 --> 01:33:42,713
?? IT'S A MUSIC SHOW... ??
2199
01:33:42,713 --> 01:33:53,524
?? IN A DISTANT SOUND... ??
2200
01:33:53,524 --> 01:33:55,026
AAAH!
2201
01:33:55,026 --> 01:33:57,528
HOLY COW!
HE'S ON FIRE!
2202
01:33:57,528 --> 01:33:58,529
A LITTLE HELP HERE!
2203
01:33:59,030 --> 01:33:59,530
PILLOWS!
2204
01:33:59,947 --> 01:34:00,781
OH!
2205
01:34:01,032 --> 01:34:02,533
WHAT HAPPENED?
IT'S CLIFF.
2206
01:34:02,650 --> 01:34:03,534
ZEKE!
2207
01:34:03,534 --> 01:34:04,535
AAH!
2208
01:34:04,535 --> 01:34:06,037
COME ON, MAN!
WE WEREN'T DONE!
2209
01:34:06,037 --> 01:34:07,538
NO!
LET'S GO.
2210
01:34:07,822 --> 01:34:09,040
COME ON!
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
2211
01:34:09,490 --> 01:34:12,043
HE'S MINE, FELLAS!
COME ON!
2212
01:34:12,043 --> 01:34:13,544
Zeke: OH, GOD! AAH!
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