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The Clean Air Act required all new cars
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to be equipped with catalytic converters
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to combat air pollution.
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The first state to do
this was California,
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which led Texans to say things like...
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- I hate California.
- And...
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When will that place fall in the ocean?
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While not everyone was happy about it,
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six years later, one particular Texan
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saw an opportunity to get rich quick.
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Oh, man, I'm gonna get rich quick.
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I just got my ticket out of here.
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Adios.
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I'm serious. This thing is full of tips
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on how to make a fortune.
Only cost me a dollar.
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Is one of the tips
"make a crappy newsletter
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and charge idiots a dollar for it"?
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No, but not a bad idea.
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Listen to this: "Raise bees
and sell the honey for profit."
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Do it, and I'm living with Meemaw.
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"Sell blood or non-vital organs."
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Mm, give 'em your brain.
You're not using it.
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I think that's the only time
I've ever heard you laugh.
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That's the only time
you've ever been funny.
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Oh, platinum can be extracted
from ordinary roadside gravel.
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No, it can't.
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Actually, it can.
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Catalytic converters contain platinum.
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Microparticles of that platinum
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are expelled in the exhaust
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and are mixed in with the gravel.
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See? This thing's a gold mine.
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It would be more apt to
call it a platinum mine.
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I laughed at your joke.
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
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- Strike!
- Keep your eye on the ball.
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Strike two.
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You got this!
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Strike three.
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- You're out.
- Hey, ump,
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you're blind.
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- She swung and missed.
- Fine.
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Hey ump, you're bald.
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Better?
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Come on. You can do this, girl.
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Strike one.
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You can do it, sweetheart.
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Strike two.
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Strike three.
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I still think you can do it, sweetheart.
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Strike one.
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Strike two.
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Strike three. You're out.
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Strike one.
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Strike two.
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Strike three. You're out.
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It's okay, Cooper.
You'll get 'em next time.
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Want to go to Dairy Queen?
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I don't deserve Dairy Queen.
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It's not your fault, honey.
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That other pitcher
was almost a grown man.
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I think I saw him at the bar last night.
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Y-You're just going
through a little slump.
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Happens to everyone.
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Well, how do I get out of it?
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When I've been at the craps table...
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George, you give advice.
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Oh, smart. Man's been in
a slump his whole life.
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You just got to get out of your head.
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You... you're thinking too much.
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I promise thinking too much
has never been my problem.
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When I'm feeling down,
do you know what I do?
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Pray.
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It works.
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In fact, I'm gonna pray for you tonight.
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Everybody prays to God at night.
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Do it now while he's got some free time.
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Hey what you doing?
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Playing a historically accurate
game called The Oregon Trail.
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That sounds boring.
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Hardly. My wagon broke an axle,
and my wife died of dysentery.
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Well, can you pause it for a sec?
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It does seems rude to push on to Oregon
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while my daughter Mabel is
mourning the loss of her mother.
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What can I do for you?
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Remember when we were talking
about platinum in gravel?
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Do you know how to get it out?
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It's not a complicated principle.
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I could probably do it with my
Professor Proton chemistry set.
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- Great.
- And an oven that reaches 2,000 degrees.
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Does our oven do that?
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No, but I read you can build one
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out of a garbage can and a leaf blower.
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Cool. Let's mine some platinum.
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No, thank you. I don't care about money.
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But you care about science, right?
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Of course.
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So I offer you the
chance to do an experiment
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and you'd rather play a video game?
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What would Professor Proton think?
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He'd be disappointed.
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So what do you say?
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I say we collect gravel.
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There you go.
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In case you're worried,
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Mabel and I did finally
make it to Oregon,
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where I remarried and lived
to the ripe old age of 41.
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All right, Cooper, remember
what I told you, okay?
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Knees bent, elbows out,
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eye on the ball.
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Hang on.
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Hi, God. It's Missy Cooper.
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I know my mom talked to
you about me the other day,
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and she's, like, your biggest fan.
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Hey, what's going on?
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What, did you fall asleep?
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Sorry, I was praying.
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Oh, my apologies.
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Anyway, I could really use
your help getting a hit.
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Amen.
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- Okay.
- Are we good?
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I don't know. We'll find out.
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Okay, remember,
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elbows up,
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knees bent.
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I'm coming at you, Cooper.
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Way to go. Perfect.
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Thank you, God.
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How about, "Thank you, Coach"?
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- Thank you, Coach.
- Too late.
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This should be a good spot.
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It's a high-traffic area,
which means plenty of exhaust,
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and therefore plenty of platinum.
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Great. Let's get shoveling.
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You ain't gonna help?
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No.
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How was practice?
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Great. I hit the ball
further than anyone.
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Sounds like a little
prayer helped after all.
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- I guess it did.
- You seem surprised.
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Well, God knows everything,
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and I have some pretty evil thoughts.
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Oh, Missy.
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Ooh, what if I start wearing a cross
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so God knows I mean business?
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You could also clean up your thinking.
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Nah.
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What's taking so long?
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It'd be faster if you helped.
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Well, we know that's not happening.
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I know you got your hands
full with all that sad stuff,
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like disease and war
and hunger and poverty,
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so thanks again for helping
me get some hits at practice.
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Amen.
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Don't forget to ask him to keep
our family safe and healthy.
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I just hung up. Don't
make me call him back.
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Should I be wearing all that?
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I recommend it. Those rocks are filthy.
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I'm good.
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God made dirt. Dirt don't hurt.
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Where do we start?
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The first step is to put the
gravel in these colanders,
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and then sift it over the
tray to collect the dust.
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It's like finding money in the street.
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Why do you care so much about money?
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You saw Back to the Future when
their dad's rich at the end,
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his wife is all skinny
and loves him way more.
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So you want a wife who loves
you because you have money?
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A skinny wife.
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I have something for you.
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You said you wanted a cross,
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and this is the one I used
to wear when I was your age.
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It's so pretty.
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I'm glad you like it.
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It's a nice reminder
that wherever you are,
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God is always with you.
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And it means a lot to me
that you want to wear it.
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Thanks, Mom. I'm gonna pray right now.
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God, it's Missy again.
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If you can hear me better, it's
'cause I'm wearing a cross now.
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Please let me get a
lot of hits on Saturday.
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And if their star pitcher
breaks his arm or gets run over
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by a truck, I'd totally
be okay with that.
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Amen.
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Amen.
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Now we have to sift the powder again
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because the platinum
particles are extremely small,
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sometimes no more than just a few atoms.
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If I was as smart as you,
I'd play the stock market.
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Or go on Price Is Right.
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I'd rather spend my time
focusing on important things,
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like figuring out how
the universe works.
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So, say you figure out how
the universe works. Then what?
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I'm not sure, but in the meantime,
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I agree with Richard Feynman.
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I simply enjoy the pleasure
of finding things out.
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I agree with the Beastie Boys.
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You got to fight for
your right to party.
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Well, it's good to have
a personal philosophy.
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- What's next?
- We create a chemical flux
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by combining borax, sodium carbonate,
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lead oxide and flour.
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Did you know Sheldon and Georgie
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are working on something together?
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That's nice. And guess what...
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Missy asked me if she
could wear a cross.
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She's in her bedroom
saying prayers right now.
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Hmm. I don't like it.
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What are you talking about?
Our kids are behaving.
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Exactly. Something bad's gonna happen.
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Why can't you just be thankful?
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Because that's when life kicks
you right in the plums, Mary.
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Dad, where's your power drill?
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- Why?
- Our oven doesn't reach 2,000 degrees,
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so we're going to make a homemade kiln
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out of a garbage can.
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And there go the plums.
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Are you two trying to
burn down the house?
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No, we're trying to make
platinum out of gravel.
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You're not building a 2,000-degree oven.
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Fine. Just so you know,
I was gonna cut you in.
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Really? You'll fight
for your right to party
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but not for your right to make a device
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that'll exceed the
melting point of lead?
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Shut up.
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Ooh, "Why can't you be thankful?"
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What's your problem?
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Mom and Dad won't let me build a kiln,
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so Georgie and I can't
finish our experiment.
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Before you tell me, I
don't care what a kiln is.
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Okay, but you'll never know
it's a high-temperature oven.
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If you're unhappy,
just ask God for help.
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I don't believe in God.
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He can hear you.
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He knows if you've been bad or good.
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Like Santa, but he can send you to hell.
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I'm not going to ask some magical being
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to solve my problems.
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I asked him to help me
with my batting, and he did.
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There's a pottery kiln in
art class. We can use that.
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Georgie, I figured it out!
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Good job, but that does not
count as one of my wishes.
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Why are we being sneaky?
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I thought you said we have permission.
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We do. I just don't want anybody
knowing about our platinum.
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Smart. Last week, I bragged
about having a Nutter Butter,
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and some rat stole it
right out of my lunch bag.
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Well, it sure wasn't me.
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And then I hit it over
the right fielder's head.
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Sounds like you had a good practice.
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I did. Coach said he's
gonna have me hit cleanup.
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Missy,
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will you rub your cross on my bat?
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No.
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Have you been doing that?
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On mine. It's working great.
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Please?
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00:11:22,758 --> 00:11:24,624
I'll give you a dollar.
259
00:11:24,625 --> 00:11:26,133
Fine.
260
00:11:26,135 --> 00:11:27,869
What do you think you're doing?
261
00:11:27,871 --> 00:11:29,995
Sharing God's love and making some cash.
262
00:11:29,998 --> 00:11:31,498
Absolutely not.
263
00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:33,165
How about I give you the dollar?
264
00:11:33,168 --> 00:11:35,875
God's love has nothing to do with money.
265
00:11:35,878 --> 00:11:37,870
What about the collection
plate at church?
266
00:11:37,873 --> 00:11:39,673
That is different.
267
00:11:39,674 --> 00:11:41,274
That's where I found this dollar.
268
00:11:41,275 --> 00:11:42,709
Okay.
269
00:11:42,711 --> 00:11:44,297
Bye.
270
00:11:44,299 --> 00:11:46,278
So now we just wait
for the concrete dust
271
00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:48,280
to dissolve and the lead to melt?
272
00:11:48,283 --> 00:11:49,883
That's exactly right.
273
00:11:49,884 --> 00:11:51,451
I know. I listen.
274
00:11:51,452 --> 00:11:53,817
- And you understand it?
- I work in sales.
275
00:11:53,821 --> 00:11:55,288
I don't need to know
what I'm talking about
276
00:11:55,289 --> 00:11:56,623
to make it sound good.
277
00:11:56,625 --> 00:11:58,361
Don't you think it would
make you better at your job
278
00:11:58,364 --> 00:12:00,331
if you understood the
products you were selling?
279
00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:03,394
- No. People don't want to hear facts.
- I do.
280
00:12:03,398 --> 00:12:05,599
Normal people don't want to hear facts.
281
00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:06,866
I'm normal.
282
00:12:06,869 --> 00:12:08,100
Are you?
283
00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:10,171
No, I'm special.
284
00:12:11,205 --> 00:12:13,639
- Is it supposed to be doing that?
- Something's wrong.
285
00:12:13,642 --> 00:12:15,203
Maybe we didn't sift out all the rubber.
286
00:12:15,206 --> 00:12:16,576
- I think it's burning.
- Okay.
287
00:12:16,577 --> 00:12:18,445
Okay, calm down. I'll handle it.
288
00:12:18,447 --> 00:12:21,797
I'm having difficulty remaining calm.
289
00:12:24,115 --> 00:12:26,216
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
290
00:12:29,758 --> 00:12:31,782
I'm feeling more calm now.
291
00:12:33,915 --> 00:12:36,563
- What were you thinking?
- Well...
292
00:12:36,567 --> 00:12:38,140
I don't want to hear excuses.
293
00:12:38,143 --> 00:12:40,274
You could've burned the school down.
294
00:12:40,278 --> 00:12:41,892
What do you have to say for yourselves?
295
00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:44,517
I thought you didn't
want to hear my excuses.
296
00:12:44,519 --> 00:12:46,477
Oh, no, we didn't break
into the classroom.
297
00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,360
Georgie had permission from the teacher.
298
00:12:48,364 --> 00:12:49,918
That is not important right now.
299
00:12:49,921 --> 00:12:51,837
So you think a teacher said it was okay
300
00:12:51,841 --> 00:12:53,588
for a ten-year-old and an idiot
301
00:12:53,591 --> 00:12:56,360
to use a 2,000-degree oven unsupervised?
302
00:12:58,462 --> 00:13:00,129
You fibber.
303
00:13:00,130 --> 00:13:03,408
You also stole my Nutter Butter.
304
00:13:08,773 --> 00:13:10,572
Are you mad at me?
305
00:13:10,575 --> 00:13:12,635
- No.
- You sure?
306
00:13:12,639 --> 00:13:15,408
'Cause that's how you look when
Dad had that breakfast beer.
307
00:13:17,815 --> 00:13:22,149
To be honest, I'm a little
concerned that I have given you
308
00:13:22,153 --> 00:13:24,787
the wrong impression
about how prayer works.
309
00:13:24,788 --> 00:13:27,649
I get it. I ask God for
stuff, he gives it to me.
310
00:13:27,653 --> 00:13:28,786
It's not rocket science.
311
00:13:28,788 --> 00:13:31,822
Missy, God does not grant wishes.
312
00:13:31,826 --> 00:13:33,438
So he gave me good luck?
313
00:13:33,442 --> 00:13:35,841
It's not luck.
314
00:13:35,845 --> 00:13:39,619
Luck is chance, and God has a plan.
315
00:13:39,621 --> 00:13:42,789
Right, and his plan is to give
me what I want when I pray.
316
00:13:42,793 --> 00:13:44,165
That's why he's so cool.
317
00:13:44,168 --> 00:13:47,341
No. I... I mean, he is cool,
318
00:13:47,345 --> 00:13:50,087
but sometimes that
might not be his plan.
319
00:13:50,091 --> 00:13:51,447
Then what's the point of praying
320
00:13:51,448 --> 00:13:53,182
if he's just gonna do what he wants?
321
00:13:53,183 --> 00:13:55,485
You don't pray to God to get things.
322
00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:58,956
You pray to build a
relationship with him.
323
00:14:00,225 --> 00:14:02,225
This is too complicated.
I'm just gonna keep
324
00:14:02,226 --> 00:14:04,293
rubbing this thing on
my bat and kicking butt.
325
00:14:04,296 --> 00:14:06,995
Okay, that is it. Take it off.
326
00:14:06,998 --> 00:14:09,231
No, I need it. The game's Saturday.
327
00:14:09,234 --> 00:14:11,744
There are more important
things than baseball.
328
00:14:11,746 --> 00:14:13,346
Now, hand it over.
329
00:14:13,349 --> 00:14:15,282
God, cover your ears.
330
00:14:15,284 --> 00:14:16,784
Damn it.
331
00:14:16,788 --> 00:14:18,340
Missy Cooper!
332
00:14:18,342 --> 00:14:21,043
You are not ready for
that. You give that back.
333
00:14:21,046 --> 00:14:24,081
Oh, you... Get!
334
00:14:27,057 --> 00:14:30,886
Lord, I really need you right now.
335
00:14:30,889 --> 00:14:35,091
I have tried so hard to
lead my family to your light,
336
00:14:35,092 --> 00:14:38,869
but so far, Sheldon
doesn't believe in you,
337
00:14:38,871 --> 00:14:41,297
Missy thinks you're a magic trick,
338
00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:42,764
and you're not a teenage girl,
339
00:14:42,767 --> 00:14:45,668
so Georgie doesn't
think about you at all.
340
00:14:45,669 --> 00:14:49,272
I never thought I'd take a
cross away from my own child,
341
00:14:49,274 --> 00:14:51,474
but what choice did I have?
342
00:14:51,475 --> 00:14:54,277
She was rubbing it
on sporting equipment.
343
00:14:54,278 --> 00:14:56,357
I didn't think there
was a wrong way to pray,
344
00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:59,014
but leave it to that girl to find one.
345
00:14:59,017 --> 00:15:03,744
Please give me the strength to
keep guiding my family to you.
346
00:15:03,746 --> 00:15:07,149
I can't do it on my own. Amen.
347
00:15:09,471 --> 00:15:12,080
So, how was everybody's day?
348
00:15:15,658 --> 00:15:17,892
That good, huh?
349
00:15:17,894 --> 00:15:19,768
How about we just say grace?
350
00:15:19,770 --> 00:15:22,803
You're gonna ask him to
bless the food? Interesting.
351
00:15:22,807 --> 00:15:24,039
That is enough.
352
00:15:24,042 --> 00:15:25,384
Oh, come on.
353
00:15:25,388 --> 00:15:27,308
How can I appreciate all this tension
354
00:15:27,312 --> 00:15:28,945
if I don't know what it's about?
355
00:15:28,947 --> 00:15:31,813
Mom took my cross away, and
I have a game on Saturday.
356
00:15:31,816 --> 00:15:34,665
Why would you do that?
She's out of the slump.
357
00:15:34,668 --> 00:15:36,369
She was being sacrilegious.
358
00:15:36,371 --> 00:15:37,604
Mary, this is sports.
359
00:15:37,606 --> 00:15:39,554
When something's working,
you do not mess with it.
360
00:15:39,557 --> 00:15:43,235
I am not changing my mind.
God is not a good-luck charm.
361
00:15:43,239 --> 00:15:45,772
Well, how about all the
players that kiss their crosses
362
00:15:45,774 --> 00:15:47,548
before they go in the batter's box?
363
00:15:47,552 --> 00:15:49,876
They can take it up with their mommies.
364
00:15:49,879 --> 00:15:51,384
So she's finally hitting good,
365
00:15:51,388 --> 00:15:53,602
and you're gonna let her go to
that game all up in her head?
366
00:15:53,605 --> 00:15:55,538
Her relationship with
God is more important
367
00:15:55,539 --> 00:15:57,974
than getting some hits
in a baseball game.
368
00:15:57,975 --> 00:15:59,741
This is perfect. They're
mad at each other.
369
00:15:59,744 --> 00:16:01,009
Takes the heat off us.
370
00:16:01,011 --> 00:16:04,142
Thank you. I had no
idea what was going on.
371
00:16:04,144 --> 00:16:05,711
Mary, give her the cross back.
372
00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:09,115
When she is ready for it, I will.
373
00:16:09,119 --> 00:16:11,552
I have a bunch of
crosses in my jewelry box.
374
00:16:11,556 --> 00:16:13,623
You can take any one you want.
375
00:16:13,625 --> 00:16:17,059
I don't want another cross.
I want my lucky cross.
376
00:16:17,062 --> 00:16:19,432
And that is exactly
why she is not ready.
377
00:16:19,434 --> 00:16:21,663
Let's say grace.
378
00:16:23,868 --> 00:16:26,376
Bless us, Lord, for the
food we are about to receive,
379
00:16:26,379 --> 00:16:28,524
and bless the hands
that prepared it. Amen.
380
00:16:28,528 --> 00:16:29,511
Amen.
381
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:30,852
Amen.
382
00:16:34,479 --> 00:16:36,479
I'm glad we're no longer in trouble
383
00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,815
for almost burning the school down.
384
00:16:38,817 --> 00:16:40,139
Ooh.
385
00:16:40,142 --> 00:16:42,287
Let's talk about that.
386
00:16:47,602 --> 00:16:49,419
Georgie.
387
00:16:49,422 --> 00:16:52,023
Yeah?
388
00:16:52,024 --> 00:16:55,125
Are you still interested
in getting rich quick?
389
00:16:55,128 --> 00:16:57,427
No, I want to do it slow like a chump.
390
00:16:57,429 --> 00:16:58,994
Oh. Never mind.
391
00:16:58,996 --> 00:17:00,364
Tell me, Sheldon.
392
00:17:00,365 --> 00:17:03,134
It occurred to me that
a good way to generate
393
00:17:03,136 --> 00:17:04,943
a positive cash flow would be to curate
394
00:17:04,946 --> 00:17:07,740
popular songs and make them
available in a digital form.
395
00:17:07,743 --> 00:17:09,839
Possibly on a small device
that could also be used
396
00:17:09,842 --> 00:17:11,575
as a phone or even a camera.
397
00:17:11,576 --> 00:17:14,577
Right. A phone, camera, music machine.
398
00:17:14,579 --> 00:17:16,048
Get out of here.
399
00:17:19,751 --> 00:17:21,759
Psst. Hey, Missy.
400
00:17:21,762 --> 00:17:23,452
Come here.
401
00:17:23,455 --> 00:17:24,978
What? I'm up next.
402
00:17:24,980 --> 00:17:26,882
I know. Here.
403
00:17:30,838 --> 00:17:32,573
Don't tell your mother.
404
00:17:34,032 --> 00:17:37,434
- I think I want to do this on my own.
- You sure?
405
00:17:37,436 --> 00:17:40,548
Just in case Mom's right, I
don't want to make God mad.
406
00:17:40,551 --> 00:17:42,905
Strike three. You're out.
407
00:17:42,909 --> 00:17:44,809
All right. Go get 'em.
408
00:17:56,420 --> 00:17:58,019
- Strike one!
- Dad!
409
00:17:58,021 --> 00:17:59,355
Coming!
410
00:17:59,358 --> 00:18:03,207
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