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Alright, enough already, alright!

Don't forget: eleven o'clock, goddammit!

You got school tomorrow and I want you home!

Alright, pop, okay, alright.

- Come on, Vinny! - Whoo!

- Vinny, come on out and play! - Come on, come on!

Come on... Fuck your old man, let's go play!

All right, come on, yeah, all right, let's go.

- Can you hold on? - Come on!

You're late tonight!

What'd you come late for, huh?

Who are you guys?

Who is everybody, I wanna know.

Fuck you, man!

- Fuck you!

Hey, baby, yo.

Hey, baby!

You want some beer?

Here.

- Hey. - Fuck you, man.

It's a good night, man, I don't give a shit.

It's 'cause I'm fucking tough!

What do you say we go in there and get something...

for the honeymoon to make it a little more interesting?

Really, god, just get him some chaps and rubber.

Huh?

That's a fabulous idea!

That'll go great with the bedspread.

Oh, oh, oh!

And those match the sheets perfectly!

Yeah, doll!

What do you think, Heather?

Hey, excuse me, Miss Taco Bell, my sister here,

she doesn't understand Spanish slang.

Would you mind rephrasing the question?

Excuse me!

Would you like some ice cream, you little cutie pie?

Sure you would!

Ice cream? Come on!

Ice cream gives you zits.

What you could use is a little bit of peach brandy?

Hey, Stevie, I said none of that in front of Heather.

Hey, Bren, can't you take a joke?

Not about Heather.

Excuse me, maybe they'll have it as flavor of the month.

- Okay.

Come on, babe, wanna ride?

Wanna ride with a real man?

Come on, baby, come on!

- Did you see that, man? - Aw!

- The heat was red - - Now that's nice.

That is nice.

That is sweet, man.

- I would marry that.

Ain't those some of Vinny's high school sweeties,

huh?

Vinny, you ever get any of that stuff?

- Hey, hey come on!

Will you tell him to quit it, Jake?

Cut the shit, man.

We got business to take care of.

Go ahead.

- Heather! - Shit!

You goddamn motherfucking morons!

What the hell, are you guys crazy?

Pulling like that, you're gonna kill somebody!

What are you bitching about, I blew my horn.

Her sister's deaf, you asshole.

Hey, look, we're sorry, alright?

Apologize, asshole.

I said apologize.

Okay, okay.

I'm sorry.

He's sorry!

Hey look, Brenda, what do you say me and you,

..we get together, we have a little party, huh?

We have some good shit, we get high?

I mean, the possibilities are endless.

- Oh, god. - How's that sound...

to you?

How does that sound?

Let's see.

Almost as good as drowning in a pool of vomit.

Hey, it's your loss, Brenda.

Maybe some other time, if you're lucky, huh?

Hey, what is this, Romeo and Juliet?

Hey, Fadden.

I tried to get a hold of you.

Stick around, sweetie, the party's just starting.

Jake, we don't want no trouble.

Neither do we, Fadden, we just want our money.

You know, I like this guy, there's something about him.

Me too, but he's always two days late.

I tried to collect.

I think he's trying to sell our blow on credit.

And he don't have our money.

Hey, that ain't true, tell 'em.

You got our money, right?

Maybe tomorrow, Jake.

I think he's holding out on us, Jake.

Come on, you wouldn't do that, now, would ya?

Huh?

Hey Jake, maybe he hid it.

Hey, Red, check out his girl.

Can't find anything here.

Come here, lover.

Why don't you give me a hand, huh?

Come on!

Find anything, Vince-y?

No, I don't think so, huh Jake.

I'll bring you the money, Jake!

- I really like this guy.

Hey guys!

- What, what, what?

Will you check out the schlong on him?

You know, I'll be he has to put it on the nightstand...

- when he goes to bed!

Hey, anything under ten inches is a waste, I always say.

Oh, that's disgusting!

But I'll buy it.

No, you little shit!

Hey, let's look at some more!

You got it.

Hey, Brenda, how come your mom likes to read that garbage?

Eh, keeps her mind off working two shifts...

to pay for our old man's funeral.

Hey, Bren, check it out.

What do you think's going on over there?

It's your typical all-American dope dealers at work.

I'd love to teach those bastards a lesson.

Hey, somebody should.

Hey Heather, how would you like to go for a nice ride...

in a convertible?

Oh, that's good, Brenda, that's good.

Yeah, I like that.

Oh god, I swear, sometimes this is better than sex.

I know.

I'd give it up for good, except it's got too many calories.

Oh my god, I think I came twice already.

- Be nice, talk.

- The fucking car! - Look at the car!

- What'd they do? - My car!

- I'm gonna kill them!

I'm gonna fucking kill them!

Come on girls, lift those knees.

Suck in that gut.

Tuck those butts under.

Pick it up, Brenda.

Stuff it, bitch.

That goes for you too, Stella.

Kiss my black ass.

Keep that ass up, will ya?

Get moving, Francine.

Up yours.

Stevie, what the hell are you doing back there?

Stevie?

Stevie, you're pushing me.

- Hey, Fadden.

Hey, how you doin' man?

It's good to see ya.

Look at those eyes.

Where you been?

You been doing some of our blow, huh?

- Where the fuck have you been?

I got your money, Jake, I'll have it here tomorrow.

That ain't good enough.

I want the blow and the money here in one hour.

That's sixty minutes.

- You got that? - I got it, Jake.

Douchebag.

Get the hell back to class!

Who the fuck is this asshole?

Vince!

What are you doing with these guys?

He's sick, man.

We're bringing him home.

You're sick, Vince?

Yeah, man,

- he's got the clap.

Go fuck an iceberg.

I don't want to see any of you guys around my schoolyard.

You, or any of your scum.

Oh, man, who the fuck are you, the principal?

That's right.

And as for you, Vince, you wanna trash your life, go ahead.

But do it on your own time, not mine.

You hear that?

Yes, sir.

Now, why don't you take your faggot asses out of here,

before I feed 'em to the cops?

Lean to the left, lean to the right!

Stand up, sit down, fight, fight, fight!

Lean to the left, lean to the right!

Stand up, sit down, fight, fight, fight!

Lean to the left, lean to the right!

Stand up, sit down, fight, fight, fight!

Lean to the left, lean to the right!

Stand up, sit down, fight, fight, fight!

Yay!

Oh, Cindy, what a babe.

Look, but don't touch, sweetie.

Pick it up, Brenda.

Hey, Brenda, you got an audience.

Aw, man, quit jerking off and give up!

He wants a piece of your ass.

Sit on it, Stella.

I think he's sorta sexy.

It's too bad he don't got anything upstairs.

- Check out his downstairs!

Fucking asshole!

You wanna drink?

- Pussy.

Hey, man, don't worry about it, Vinny.

Everything's gonna be all right.

Wait!

Come on, Vinny!

To the right, to the left, right, left!

To the right, to the left, right, left!

Our backs are breaking, our skirts too tight,

our hips are shaking from left to right!

To the left, to the right, to the left, right, left!

Our backs are breaking, our skirts too tight,

our hips are shaking from left to right!

To the left, to the right, to the left, right, left!

Look at those fucking tits.

- One more time!

To the left, to the right, to the left, right, left!

Our backs are breaking, our skirts too tight...

Look at that chick!

Look at that!

You know who that is, don't you, Jake, huh?

You think she had fun when she filled our car...

with garbage, huh?

What do you say, Jake, huh?

- Shut up, Red.

Right, left.

Right, left, right, left, right.

Right, left.

Wes, if I catch you looking at that slut Brenda again,

we're through.

Hey, Cindy, you're getting it all wrong.

Don't gimme that, Wes.

If I catch you, we're through, you hear me?

- Okay girls, hit the showers.

Go ahead, you guys, I'm gonna talk to Heather.

I'll be in.

- Talk to you later.

Hi, baby, how was school?

Good?

Good.

My day?

My day was fine.

I'll tell you what, I'll go get changed,

and I'll walk you home, okay?

Okay.

What?

What are you doing?

For me?

Heather, what did you do?

Heather!

It's beautiful!

Oh, god, I love you so much.

I want everybody to show up on time for the wedding!

And don't - Hello?

And don't nobody show up stoned.

- Hey. - You hear?

Fran, relax man, I mean, everything is gonna be fine.

You have five of the best best ladies in town.

- That's right! - Hi!

Hey, is Saturday gonna be great or what?

Goddamn right it is, and if any one of you pulls any shit,

you're gonna hear it from me.

- Ooh! - Oh my god!

Hey, does Richie know that he may...

have to take all of us on the honeymoon?

She's gonna be walking funny for days, child!

What've you got there?

It's a present from Heather.

Oh, it's beautiful.

Hey, where you going?

Hey, are you listening to me?

You move real nice, you know that?

Say, you can't hear me, can you?

I ain't never talked to no deaf chick before.

You're real pretty, you know that?

Do you think I'm doing the right thing, Brenda?

Marrying Richie and everything?

If I had a guy that wanted to marry me,

you don't think I'd get out of this shithole?

Richie didn't exactly wanna marry me...

till I told him I was pregnant.

I know he loves me.

I mean, he would've married me sooner or later.

This just sorta makes it sooner.

Promise you won't tell anyone, okay?

Honey, I love you like a sister.

We're gonna throw you a wedding you'll never forget.

All right, Heather's waiting for me so I'm gonna go,

and I'll see you at the MX Club later,

- okay? - Okay.

Just remember, I'm the godmother,

so if it's a girl, Brenda's the name.

Okay.

Oh, no.

No!

Okay, okay, lemme see if I got it straight.

Hey, now I got one to teach you.

You know what this means?

Come on, try it, go on.

Come on, come on, yeah, yeah,

you got it, you got it, yeah.

Not so fast, you little whore.

You and I have things to discuss.

Cindy, Cindy, Cindy, god, this is your lucky day,

and you wanna know why?

I'll tell you.

See, I don't have time to kick your ass right now,

so you best be moving out of my way, okay?

I want you to stay away from my boyfriend.

Oh, god, Wes, that faggot?

Aw, come on, now who the hell wants him?

He's mine, understand?

So keep your hands off.

God, you stupid, stuck up cunt.

If you could make him stay away from me,

I'd be eternally grateful to you.

You're the one, you keep leading him on!

Let me see if I can make this simpler,

so that even you can understand.

I wouldn't fuck him...

if he had the last dick on earth.

I bet you never been kissed by a real man before.

You have?

Who kissed you, huh, who?

I don't know what you're talking about, baby.

Oh, your father.

Where's he now?

Dead, huh?

That's too bad.

Shit, kissing your old man, that don't count.

He's fucking dead.

And I'm alive and twitching.

So how about you and me have a crack at it, huh?

What do you think?

Sure.

Come here, come here.

See?

Slut.

- Yeah, come here, yeah.

Like that, bitch, you like that!

Don't you like it?

Don't you like it?

- Look at that, Vinny! - Aw, look at that, Vinny!

- Look at that!

Stop!

Stop!

I said enough!

Enough!

This one's for you, Vince-y.

Yeah.

Yeah, Vinny.

Happy birthday, Vinny.

Happy birthday, Vin.

Yeah, come on Jake, get him down.

- Come on, Vinny!

Yeah, fuck her, Vinny, come on.

Get that goddamn thing out of your mouth.

Would you please stop crying, Miss Clark?

Would you please stop crying?

Thank you.

Now blow your nose and get the hell out of here.

Brenda, you give me nothing but grief.

I won't have it.

Goddamn it, I simply will not have it.

And I'm warning you for the last time!

You what what, I don't understand it.

You're a bright girl.

You got a pretty face, a good figure.

- Red's turn.

Fargo's turn.

It's Red's turn.

- How'd it go, Bren?

How'd it go.

That moron's been trying to get in my pants...

since I was a freshman.

He's harmless, even his own hand turns him down.

- Ay, ay, ay,

me estoy muriendo!

In English.

Oh, I said, ooh, I'm about to pee my pants!

- Well, go! - I'll see you at the gym.

I hope Heather's okay, she's been waiting for a long time.

She's fine, she can take care of herself.

- Let's move.

Go, let's go.

I said, let's move.

Heather!

Heather!

Shit, girl, what you yelling for?

Heather's deaf, you dumb shit.

Hey, Brenda, isn't this Heather's stuff?

Oh, my god, oh, my god, Brenda, Brenda!

It's all too much for me.

Brenda?

I know, mom.

I gotta open up early today.

Go ahead, I'll be fine.

The cops said Jake and the Scars were at the school...

an hour before it happened.

Oh yes, would you bring us another round, Susie?

And tell Jack they're on the house.

Do you have any idea who did this?

No.

As you can sure bet, I'm gonna find out who did it.

She couldn't even scream for help.

All I keep seeing is this little girl...

trying to open her mouth and nothing comes out.

So what's your school gonna do about it?

Put us in the gym and make some speech.

Even the cops are a bunch of pussies.

It's up to us to make things right.

- You're probably right. - Damn right.

We're gonna get him.

Damn right.

Now, look, you better be careful.

Whoever these dudes are, they don't just play games.

Charlene, what if I lose her?

She's gonna make it, honey, you just gotta believe!

In what?

God?

I gave up when my father died.

Charlene, I love her so much.

What am I gonna do if Heather dies?

Jesus Christ, you scared the hell out of me.

What are you so worried about, Vince-y boy,

I bet she enjoyed it.

I didn't go to school today.

I didn't hear nothing.

You didn't go to school today?

Oh, shit.

Why, you felt sick?

Yeah, I was sick.

- I felt sick, Jake.

Come on, you're coming with us.

Where we going?

We're gonna go have a good time,

then we're gonna get laid.

Oh, no no no, I don't think so.

Wouldn't be a good idea.

I'm gonna go home.

Go get your jacket.

I hate this city.

Me and Richie are thinking about moving away.

What?

When the time's right?

Yeah, I wanna have kids soon, ya know?

Yeah, I don't want my kid growing up in this shit.

Me and Richie are thinking about getting a farm.

Right.

Yeah, you know, with dogs and horses,

that kinda stuff.

Don't forget the pigs.

Baby pigs.

I hope you do.

I know it sounds dumb.

I don't know shit about farming.

The way I figure it, if I can survive all the crap...

on these streets, I can sure as hell raise a chicken or two.

Why not?

I've gotta go the bathroom so bad...

I'm gonna have to wring out my socks.

I'll be right back.

Keep all the girls away from Richie.

Be right back.

Do you mind excusing us?

Go take a walk.

You got something for me?

Yeah, I got the money right here, Jake.

Some guy, Fadden.

I told you he was a right guy.

I think we should make him an honorary Scar.

Can I go now, Jake?

You're still here?

Fucking dick.

Hey, ain't this great?

You get to stay up late tonight.

I don't think Vince-y's having a good time.

We'll get your lady fix, Vince-y.

Come on, Jake.

That little pee-pee gonna be working overtime...

tonight, deputy.

- It's irate! - Come on, don't.

What do you think, Vince-y?

Huh, huh?

Please!

You want it, you got it.

Oh, I'm sorry darling, Vinny's not interested.

Hey!

Here's one for ya, Vince-y.

What do you think?

She ain't got no tits, man.

It's like fucking a boy.

All right, look.

Don't smell too bad.

Okay, is everybody done now?

Is everybody done now?

Done?

Fuck no, baby, I ain't done.

Hey, why don't you leave the girl alone?

It's Batman and Robin.

Everybody's here to have a good time.

Nobody's looking for trouble.

What's the problem?

There's no problem, just leave the girl alone.

You're right, man, I'm sorry, all right.

Hey, let her go, what's the matter with you?

Get up here and tell this guy you're sorry.

You want me to tell this guy I'm sorry?

You're always fucking embarrassing me.

Okay, Jake.

If you want me to tell him I'm sorry, I'll tell him.

Hey, man.

- Motherfucker!

- Hey, are you all right?

Ah, love, let us be true to one another,

for the world which seems to lie before us...

like a land of dreams, so various, so beautiful, so new.

So boring.

What do you think the poet is talking about here?

Yes, Cindy.

A day at the beach?

- Come on!

I think he had a little more on his mind than that.

How come this book ain't got no real poetry?

And what's real poetry, Richie?

You know, stuff that makes sense.

Give us an example.

- Yeah, come on, Richie.

Come on, Richie, put up or shut up.

You want a real poem?

A real poem, okay.

Okay, here it goes, an original.

Disco sucks.

Punk is dead.

Give me rock.

Or give me head.

- No way!

Now wait a minute, Richie's right in his own way.

What he's just recited is real poetry.

It has a rhythm, it rhymes, and it has meaning.

Now, according to this poem, what place does rock and roll...

have in this poet's life?

Richie?

I dunno, I guess it's real important.

As important as what?

As important as getting head.

Sit down, Richie.

Yeah.

What do you think?

Maria, what does getting head mean?

Miss Young!

I don't think I should be talking...

about that stuff in school.

Just like doing it, right?

Go ahead, Maria, talk about it, I give you permission.

Vince, I'm talking to you, what's the matter, man?

Well, I think it has something to do with sex.

- No!

And what word rhymes with head?

Bobby?

Dead.

Now, how do sex and death connect?

Francine?

Sort of like, till death do us part,

like, sex and death last forever.

Like love.

- Aww. - Oh, my god.

- Exactly.

Okay, now we're talking about romance.

I like that one.

Okay, for tomorrow I want you to look through Chapter Five...

and come up with other references to love and death.

Brenda?

Can I see you for a couple of minutes after class?

What?

I just wanted to tell you how sorry I am...

about your sister.

How is she?

The doctors don't know anything.

Brenda, I want you to know if you need someone to talk to,

I'm here.

Look, Miss Young.

I know you mean well, you're a good teacher.

But this has nothing to do with you.

Stay out of it.

Brenda, you can't take the whole world on by yourself!

You see us maybe one or two hours a day.

You don't know anything.

Hey, Vince-y.

Jake wants to see you.

Yeah, yeah, sure.

I'll be there in a...

- couple of minutes.

Jake don't like to be kept waiting, Vince-y boy.

Yeah.

- I dunno, Brenda,

I don't know.

Don't you worry about Jake.

He ain't gonna do shit.

I did good, didn't I?

Real good?

You did great.

Hi, Brenda.

Would you mind, is it okay if I talk to you alone?

What is it?

I just wanted to tell you I really like you.

- I dunno, I guess 'cause...

you're exciting.

Like it always seems like you're gonna blow up or something.

I never know what you're gonna do, and I like that.

- You are unbelievable. - What?

Well, well.

It looks like the little slut's at it again.

Cut it out, Cindy, we're only talking.

I know it's not your fault, Wes.

Fuck off, bitch.

All right, let's settle down.

Let's settle down, everybody.

Turn the radio off.

Turn it off!

Put that goddamn skeleton back where it belongs.

Let's just settle down.

Put her back in her seat, will you, and just sit down?

Let's settle down, the bell has rung.

Thank you.

Now if I can just hold your attention for a minute,

I'd like to take you over to the chart.

As you know, the reproductive system involves...

- many different -

What's going on, Vince-y?

It's all over school, Jake.

The girl we raped.

Do you think she's gonna die?

Everybody dies.

What are we gonna do, Jake?

We've been all through this,

so just calm the fuck down!

I mean she's a fucking retard, man.

She can't even talk.

Yeah, and the only way anybody's ever gonna find out...

is if Vince-y boy opens up his big fat mouth.

Vince-y wouldn't do that.

Would you?

Hey, Jake, you know I'd never do nothin' to hurt the Scars!

Just forget about it.

Now tell me where I can find that bitch that cut me.

Well, since it's obvious that no one is prepared,

I will simply have to go back and repeat yesterday's section...

- on the ovaries.

Miss Clark, you'll begin.

I can't.

You can't, why can't you?

My parents don't think we should be discussing...

this kind of stuff in school.

And what do they think we should be discussing...

in this school?

That people should be taught to stay in their own place,

and not try to pretend to be what they're not.

Don't push it, Cindy.

Especially when they have retards in their family.

That does it!

- No. Brenda.

What are you gonna do about it?

All right, girls.

All right, stop that, girls!

Now, I'm sorry about your sister, Brenda.

The police are doing everything they can.

But she shouldn't have been there in the first place.

Fuck you!

You're a tough little bitch, aren't you?

I like that.

But I don't give second warnings.

So consider yourself suspended.

I am never gonna get out of this place.

Yes, you will.

Brenda, we're behind you a hundred percent.

We're here.

- Yeah, yeah. - We'll work it out.

- Come on. - It's gonna be okay.

- Don't worry. - All right, all right,

let's get organized.

Francy, you and I are gonna go pick up your dress.

Shit, do I have to do it now?

I can't handle it!

If you don't pick up your dress,

you're going to be walking down the aisle bare-assed.

Brenda, we'll meet you guys at the MX club at 4:30.

Then we'll go see Heather.

Everybody got that?

- Yes, mother. - Got it.

- Okay, come on now. - All right, we're coming.

Hey kid, nothing's gonna ruin your big day.

Okay?

Francy, move your ass!

I've gotta do some stuff for my mother!

Okay, okay, I'm coming out!

Ta-da!

- Oh, god!

Ho, ho, ho, this is hot stuff!

Boobs are gorgeous!

Perfecto!

Es un fit perfecto!

- Maria.

Francine, remember, we're all meeting at the MX,

don't be late.

Okay, I'll be there, I'll be there.

Ándale.

Oh, thank you!

Hey, you're just gonna scare her, right, Jake?

Would I lie to you, Vince-y?

- Slow down, baby!

We'll meet you guys at the top.

You're sure you're not gonna hurt her, right, Jake?

Isn't that what I said?

Come on!

No, no, please, no!

Where you going, huh, sweetheart, huh?

Hey, Jake, you promised!

No, please, no!

How do you like the view, huh?

- No, don't, Jake! - No, please, Jake!

- Goddamn it, do it! - Please, Jake, no!

- No, Jake!

No, no!

Here comes the bride.

She's all drenched in red.

Come on man, let's go.

Come on.

Come on, come on!

You sick motherfucker!

I hate your guts!

You hear me?

I hate you!

Let me go!

- Let's go! - Come on!

I hate you!

I hate you!

- You fuck!

You're mine, you hear me?

You're mine!

Where the hell is she?

I don't know, but visiting hours are almost over.

Give the girl a break, will ya?

She's getting married in a couple of days,

she's allowed to be a little spacey.

Oh, you should see her in this dress.

Well, I'm getting a little pissed off.

I don't like a woman to keep me waiting.

Well, the way she cut up Jake last night,

I wouldn't get her mad at me.

Yeah, 'cause she's just liable to cut you up three ways.

Long, wide, and frequently.

- Yeah, get down, Stelly!

Look, you guys stay here and wait for her.

I've gotta go to the hospital.

Heather?

Heather?

I didn't wanna do it.

I mean, it all happened so fast, you know?

Jake and Fargo, they...

They know what it is to be tough.

I'm just their friend.

I just hang around them.

But no more.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I didn't wanna hurt you.

They just put me there.

They just threw me on top of you.

I didn't have a chance.

I didn't have a chance.

They went, all this time -

No!

Damn son of a bitch!

- No, no!

Come on!

Come on, Vinny.

Hello?

Oh, hello, Maria.

Yes, she's here.

Wait, what's the matter?

Oh, my god.

Hold on, I'll get her right away.

Brenda?

Brenda!

What is it, can I help you?

Oh, is Vince home?

Sorry, Vincent isn't allowed visitors...

during school nights.

Oh, well, we were working on a school project...

and it's due tomorrow.

Maybe I could just see him for a minute?

Please?

For god's sake, it wasn't my fault.

You're gonna die, Vince.

Why me, huh?

It was Jake's idea, okay?

So was Francine.

What do you mean, so was Francine?

He went crazy, I couldn't stop him.

What did he do, goddamnit?

What did he do?

She's dead.

He threw her off the bridge.

I couldn't stop them!

You bastard!

Brenda, don't, please!

Please, my ass.

I'm only gonna let you live so that I can find him.

He'd kill me if I told you.

Yeah.

Come on, Jake, we're supposed to be in this...

- together. - Yeah, the least you could do...

is let us watch.

Just shut the fuck up and get out, will ya?

I said get out!

You're making a mistake, man.

You know what,

that son of a bitch is starting to piss me off.

There ain't nothing wrong with us watching.

Hey, you wanna bitch about Jake,

you bitch about Jake to Jake, not to me.

Come on, let's go, man.

I told you, man, don't worry about Jake.

He's okay.

Didn't he give you sloppy seconds with the retard?

- Didn't he let you watch...

that broad take flying lessons to the cement?

You know something, Red?

It was very, very neat, the way she bounced...

when she hit that concrete.

Bam!

What the fuck is that?

Welcome home, assholes.

You must be out of your mind, coming here.

Maybe she's looking for a little bit of what we...

gave her sister, huh?

Maybe she's looking for a whole lot more...

of what we gave her sister.

How 'bout it, Brenda?

The both of us at once, baby.

You're gonna love it.

- Hey. - What is it, man?

Wait a minute, man, I don't like it, something's weird.

What's the matter, boys?

You get a little girl all hot and horny,

then lose your nerve?

What a shame.

- I'm gonna fuck that bitch. - Yeah.

Oh, Brenda!

Brenda!

There's only one way in and one way out, baby.

You're laughing, huh, bitch?

Okay, fuck face, you're not gonna be laughing...

when we get through with you.

Brenda!

We're gonna play a little game, baby!

I just love fun and games!

The game we've got in mind is called hide the salami.

You like hide the salami, don't you, Brenda?

All you fucking cunts like hide the salami.

Got that right, asshole!

Hide the salami.

I'm gonna hide that fucking salami so far up you,

goddamn Christopher Columbus couldn't find it.

Hey, Fargo!

What's taking you so long?

Brenda!

Fuck, baby, come on, where are you?

Where the fuck are you?

Over here, Red!

Damn you, Red, keep your mouth shut!

Good advice, Red.

Hey, Red!

Red!

This cunt's got this place booby-trapped!

Oh, yeah.

She came loaded for bear!

You're gonna catch a bear.

The biggest fucking bear you ever saw.

Quit messing around, Fargo, where are ya?

Well, well, well, look who's here.

The game's over, bitch.

This tim, you're dead for sure.

First, I'm gonna fuck you.

And then, I'm gonna slice you into little pieces.

Sounds nice and kinky to me.

Too bad you're not double-jointed.

Why?

'Cause if you were,

you'd be able to bend over and kiss your ass goodbye!

You do it, Fargo, huh?

- You doing it?

Yeah, yeah, Fargo!

- We're both gonna do it! - Oh, oh, Fargo!

- Quit fucking around,

Fargo, where are ya?

Where's the pussy, huh?

Hey, Fargo, what you doing, man?

Where's the pussy, huh?

Hey, man, quit fucking around, huh?

What's...

Now it's your turn with the pussy.

No, no!

Thanks for the loan, Karen,

I'll call you when I get back.

No!

Hey, come out here, douchebags, open up!

Come on, we gotta celebrate!

Come on, we're gonna party!

Hey, come on!

You're next, asshole!

Come on, bitch, you wanna piece of me?

Come on!

What's the matter, Jake?

Did I get too big a piece of you?

- Oh, you're not gonna let me...

get away with it, are you?

There's not much you can do about it, is there?

Oh, yeah, you better load it quick, Jake!

God knows you're gonna end up just like...

- Red and Fargo!

Brenda!

I didn't get you, did I?

No, Jake.

You didn't get me.

But I'm definitely gonna get you.

No!

Oh, my, I missed!

And I did so wanna see you bleed to death.

Oh well, if at first you don't succeed,

try, try again.

Oh look!

No more arrows.

But I'll tell you what.

I've got some more in the car.

Now don't go away.

Cunt!

See, I told you to stay where you were!

Now look what you got yourself into!

You know what you look like?

You look like a pig in a slaughterhouse,

- ready to butcher.

You ever wonder what a pig must feel like...

before they slit its throat or cut its balls out?

It couldn't have been any worse...

than my sister must have felt.

Or Francine.

She was pregnant.

Fucking bastard.

It's not gonna be quick, Jake.

What do I care what...

two bitches think?

You wanna cut me, come on!

I am gonna tear your heart out and eat it.

No place to go, baby!

I'm coming for you, Brenda!

Where are you!

Brenda, baby!

Send backup.

It's just not fair.

There's no damn justice.

Even if there were, we couldn't bring Francine back.

But at least she knows, we made things right.

No, Brenda.

You made things right.

God help you.