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Figures. 17 00:01:34,679 --> 00:01:36,514 Well, I hate your costumes. 18 00:01:36,681 --> 00:01:39,142 And so does my friend. 19 00:01:39,892 --> 00:01:42,812 Lady, I don't care about you or your... 20 00:01:43,938 --> 00:01:46,482 (ALL YELL AND GRUNT) 21 00:01:49,402 --> 00:01:52,447 (LAUGHING) 22 00:01:52,614 --> 00:01:55,783 - Faster. Go faster. - Coming up. 23 00:01:56,659 --> 00:01:59,329 (GRUNDY GUFFAWING) 24 00:02:00,580 --> 00:02:02,290 (SIREN WAILING) 25 00:02:02,457 --> 00:02:03,666 Policemen. 26 00:02:06,753 --> 00:02:08,713 I got this. Take the wheel. 27 00:02:10,673 --> 00:02:14,135 (SCREAMING) 28 00:02:15,178 --> 00:02:17,388 Why you stop? 29 00:02:17,555 --> 00:02:19,766 I have to breathe at some point. 30 00:02:19,932 --> 00:02:23,227 OFFICER (OVER SPEAKER): Pull over. Pull over and give yourself up. 31 00:02:24,312 --> 00:02:25,897 (SCREAMING) 32 00:02:28,316 --> 00:02:29,901 Yes! 33 00:02:30,068 --> 00:02:32,070 Keep them on the wheel, Grundy. 34 00:02:41,371 --> 00:02:43,831 - I'm glad you're here. - People usually are. 35 00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:47,752 - Green Arrow? - Nice to see you again too, kid. 36 00:02:47,919 --> 00:02:49,128 What are you doing here? 37 00:02:49,295 --> 00:02:51,297 Police subnet said there was an escape at Arkham. 38 00:02:51,464 --> 00:02:53,174 I was in the neighborhood anyway. 39 00:02:53,341 --> 00:02:55,718 - Really? - Not even close. 40 00:02:55,885 --> 00:02:57,679 But I didn't wanna miss the fun. 41 00:03:01,391 --> 00:03:02,809 Wait for it. 42 00:03:02,975 --> 00:03:05,728 (WHIRRING) 43 00:03:06,896 --> 00:03:09,649 (TIRES SCREECHING) 44 00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:11,901 (GRUNTING) 45 00:03:18,700 --> 00:03:19,951 (SCREAMING) 46 00:03:20,118 --> 00:03:21,577 Jump! 47 00:03:23,955 --> 00:03:25,456 Okay. Now we got a ballgame. 48 00:03:25,623 --> 00:03:27,625 (SILVER BANSHEE SCREAMING) 49 00:03:27,792 --> 00:03:30,169 SILVER BANSHEE (PANTING): I think I got them that time. 50 00:03:30,336 --> 00:03:31,379 Bigger problem. 51 00:03:31,546 --> 00:03:35,466 Object in mirror may be closer than they appear. 52 00:03:36,801 --> 00:03:38,386 SILVER BANSHEE: Batman. 53 00:03:38,553 --> 00:03:41,305 Positive ID. It's Solomon Grundy and Silver Banshee. 54 00:03:41,472 --> 00:03:44,851 Let's see if they want a trick or a treat. 55 00:03:49,647 --> 00:03:51,107 (SCREAMING) 56 00:04:07,081 --> 00:04:08,416 (GRUNTING) 57 00:04:10,251 --> 00:04:11,794 GRUNDY: Almost there. 58 00:04:11,961 --> 00:04:14,213 Step on it, won't you? 59 00:04:18,676 --> 00:04:20,344 (GRUNTING) 60 00:04:32,190 --> 00:04:33,524 Trick or treat, snowflake. 61 00:04:39,405 --> 00:04:40,448 (SCREAMING) 62 00:04:47,371 --> 00:04:49,040 Now what? 63 00:05:07,642 --> 00:05:09,143 (GRUNTING) 64 00:05:09,310 --> 00:05:11,562 (COUGHING) 65 00:05:17,068 --> 00:05:18,569 (GROANING) 66 00:05:20,154 --> 00:05:23,366 (LAUGHING) 67 00:05:23,533 --> 00:05:24,575 (GREEN ARROW GRUNTS) 68 00:05:25,326 --> 00:05:26,410 (WHIMPERING) 69 00:05:29,497 --> 00:05:32,333 No. Get away from me. Get away. 70 00:05:33,084 --> 00:05:34,710 Boo. 71 00:05:37,964 --> 00:05:39,590 What were you doing? 72 00:05:39,757 --> 00:05:41,926 Don't be mad, Scarecrow. 73 00:05:42,093 --> 00:05:44,262 Oh, it was just a joyride. 74 00:05:44,428 --> 00:05:49,141 Was the plan was too complicated for your pea-brains? 75 00:05:49,517 --> 00:05:51,143 No, Dr. Crane. 76 00:05:51,310 --> 00:05:53,229 Brains not peas. 77 00:05:53,396 --> 00:05:58,442 You recall I told you to head directly to the meeting place after your escape... 78 00:05:58,609 --> 00:06:02,905 no antics, no tomfoolery, no shenanigans? 79 00:06:03,072 --> 00:06:05,032 We remember. 80 00:06:05,408 --> 00:06:10,454 This, my associates, is the very definition of "shenanigans." 81 00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:13,040 Slide over. I'll drive. 82 00:06:13,541 --> 00:06:15,751 (DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES) 83 00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:17,295 (NIGHTWING GROANS) 84 00:06:26,846 --> 00:06:29,223 BATMAN: Arrow, can you hear me? 85 00:06:29,974 --> 00:06:32,226 Ugh. Oh, it's you. 86 00:06:32,393 --> 00:06:33,811 Hey, Bats. 87 00:06:33,978 --> 00:06:36,105 Thought you might need some help. 88 00:06:38,107 --> 00:06:39,191 RED ROBIN: You all right? 89 00:06:39,358 --> 00:06:40,985 Yeah, just stiff. 90 00:06:41,152 --> 00:06:43,863 It's like waking up from a nightmare. 91 00:06:46,991 --> 00:06:50,661 BATMAN: Endoscopic traces of tetracycline and aerosol still in the air. 92 00:06:50,828 --> 00:06:53,998 That's residue from the Scarecrow's fear gas. 93 00:06:54,457 --> 00:06:59,503 Scarecrow, Silver Banshee and Grundy all working together the same night? 94 00:07:01,005 --> 00:07:03,633 Happy Halloween. 95 00:07:38,459 --> 00:07:42,213 NEWSCASTER (ON VIDEO): Gotham City welcomes the cybernetic superhero Cyborg. 96 00:07:42,380 --> 00:07:44,090 Cyborg is the guest of honor... 97 00:07:44,256 --> 00:07:48,469 for Gotham Museum's unveiling of their new Inca exhibit. 98 00:07:48,636 --> 00:07:52,640 This is car Four-Oh-Niner with our second sweep of Sector 12. 99 00:07:52,807 --> 00:07:54,684 Cyborg's systems were instrumental... 100 00:07:54,850 --> 00:07:58,396 in the location and excavation of this historic find. 101 00:07:58,562 --> 00:08:00,398 DISPATCH: Any sign of the escaped inmates? 102 00:08:00,564 --> 00:08:02,441 OFFICER: Negative, Dispatch. Nothing yet. 103 00:08:02,608 --> 00:08:05,653 DISPATCH: Roger that, 409. Keep your eyes peeled. 104 00:08:17,498 --> 00:08:18,749 (GRUNTING) 105 00:08:24,630 --> 00:08:25,756 (GRUNTS) 106 00:08:25,923 --> 00:08:29,010 No, no, no. We need to smooth the throwing animation. 107 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:30,928 COMPUTER: Note recorded, sir. 108 00:08:31,262 --> 00:08:32,930 Okay, Gogo, I'm going home. 109 00:08:33,097 --> 00:08:35,891 No worries, Ana. I'm gonna debug for a little bit. See you tomorrow. 110 00:08:42,023 --> 00:08:45,526 - And I'm still getting that response flutter. - COMPUTER: Note recorded, sir. 111 00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:47,028 And stop calling me "sir." 112 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:49,739 Note recorded, sir. 113 00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:53,617 What did you forget? 114 00:08:56,287 --> 00:08:59,248 Ana? Are you okay? 115 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:01,459 Ana, what are you doing? 116 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:03,753 (GOGO GRUNTS) 117 00:09:40,039 --> 00:09:41,123 (GRUNTS) 118 00:09:41,290 --> 00:09:42,333 Huh? 119 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:44,752 (ANA MOANS) 120 00:10:05,106 --> 00:10:06,148 That should hold her. 121 00:10:14,490 --> 00:10:16,992 (BEEPING) 122 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:29,547 - Nothing since they disappeared last night? - ALFRED: Not a thing. 123 00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:33,384 No mention of them on the subnets, the dark web or social media, sir. 124 00:10:33,843 --> 00:10:37,972 Keep at it. They didn't just disappear. Let me know the minute you find something. 125 00:10:38,139 --> 00:10:41,892 Of course. And shall I press your tuxedo for the museum gala tomorrow? 126 00:10:42,059 --> 00:10:44,728 I have to go. I'm getting another call. 127 00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:46,397 Don't wait up. 128 00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:51,318 What is it you want? 129 00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:52,862 You, Gogo Shoto. 130 00:10:53,028 --> 00:10:54,572 You are coming with me. 131 00:10:55,406 --> 00:10:57,366 No. Please. 132 00:11:00,077 --> 00:11:01,120 (GRUNTING) 133 00:11:01,287 --> 00:11:02,454 BATMAN: Let him go. 134 00:11:08,586 --> 00:11:10,713 (GRUNTING) 135 00:11:18,971 --> 00:11:20,723 Clayface. 136 00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:55,925 (TIRES SCREECHING) 137 00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:05,392 (ALL GASP) 138 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:06,852 MAN: What was that? 139 00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:15,527 Thank you, Batman. Thank you. 140 00:12:16,070 --> 00:12:17,905 Quick selfie? 141 00:12:28,457 --> 00:12:30,709 (WHIRRING) 142 00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:41,762 Whew. They tightened those sensors something fierce. 143 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:43,931 Feels good, though. 144 00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:49,019 DR. STONE: How are those upgrades interfacing, son? 145 00:12:49,186 --> 00:12:52,856 Not bad, Pop. I'm incorporating them now. Let's see what we've got. 146 00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:55,901 Three-hundred-and-sixty-degree tracking and axis management... 147 00:12:56,193 --> 00:12:58,904 allowing for unilateral targeting. 148 00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:03,367 Plus, they'll interface nicely with the propulsion upgrades. 149 00:13:03,534 --> 00:13:05,327 Propulsion? I can fly? 150 00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:06,996 (LAUGHING) 151 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,252 No way. 152 00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:19,174 (LAUGHING) 153 00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:20,843 This is amazing. Yeah. 154 00:13:21,552 --> 00:13:24,096 Let's try it with the targets. 155 00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:32,938 Oh, yeah, baby. 156 00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:37,484 Dr. Stone? I'm Police Commissioner Gordon. 157 00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:39,111 I just need a moment. 158 00:13:39,403 --> 00:13:40,529 Of course, commissioner. 159 00:13:40,696 --> 00:13:44,033 This is about the break-in last night, correct? I'll help however I can. 160 00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:47,202 Sorry, Dr. Stone, it's not your help we need. 161 00:13:48,579 --> 00:13:51,332 CYBORG: Gyros aren't used to compensating for my weight in flight... 162 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,126 but we can recalibrate them later tonight. Right, Pop? 163 00:13:54,293 --> 00:13:56,795 Vic, this is Police Commissioner Gordon. 164 00:13:56,962 --> 00:13:58,589 He needs your help. 165 00:13:58,756 --> 00:14:00,549 What can I do for you, commissioner? 166 00:14:00,716 --> 00:14:04,053 I'm uploading some security footage to your subnet now. 167 00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:05,262 (WHIRRING) 168 00:14:05,429 --> 00:14:07,765 I've got it. Let's see. 169 00:14:08,182 --> 00:14:09,475 GORDON: It's completely ruined. 170 00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:11,310 We don't even know what they stole. 171 00:14:11,477 --> 00:14:13,979 According to the inventory, everything is still there. 172 00:14:14,146 --> 00:14:17,232 Okay. Looks like something overwhelmed the feed and blew it out. 173 00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:20,652 Let me grab the earlier footage so I can extrapolate some of the spatial telemetry. 174 00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:25,115 Infrared tripwires, laser cage, sonic alarms. 175 00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:27,034 Someone wanted this place secured. 176 00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:28,911 Do you know which lab got hit? 177 00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:33,123 It's an artificial intelligence research lab... 178 00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:35,584 - ...belonging to a Dr. Ivo. - Ivo? 179 00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:39,922 I heard he recently made huge strides in the self-contained sequencing code. 180 00:14:40,089 --> 00:14:41,715 In English, if you don't mind, doc. 181 00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:46,095 He created a fully functioning, self-governing artificial intelligence. 182 00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:47,930 And that would be valuable? 183 00:14:48,097 --> 00:14:51,141 DR. STONE: An ultra-intelligent computer that could think and act for itself? 184 00:14:51,308 --> 00:14:53,268 I'd say so. 185 00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:55,854 I've managed to clean up a couple of microseconds. 186 00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:57,689 Let's take a look at our culprits. 187 00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:01,026 Scarecrow and Silver Banshee. 188 00:15:01,193 --> 00:15:04,780 That fits. Scarecrow sprung her and Grundy out of Arkham last night. 189 00:15:05,239 --> 00:15:09,535 Why would a couple of fright freaks spend Halloween stealing an AI? 190 00:15:11,495 --> 00:15:13,122 BATMAN: Scarecrow and Banshee? 191 00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:15,332 CYBORG: I'm uploading the footage to your subnet now. 192 00:15:15,499 --> 00:15:16,708 I see it. 193 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,210 Why Ivo's AI? 194 00:15:18,377 --> 00:15:21,338 Pop and I were asking the same question. Identity theft maybe? 195 00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:23,382 Digital robbery? Government hacking? 196 00:15:23,549 --> 00:15:26,301 Not their MO. It must be for someone else. 197 00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:30,889 - Keep your eyes peeled, Cyborg. - Roger that, Batman. Cyborg out. 198 00:15:43,277 --> 00:15:45,863 GUARD: I'm starving already. We should order dinner. 199 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:48,949 - You want Chinese? - No, we had Chinese last night. 200 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:51,994 - Mexican? - We had that the night before last. 201 00:15:52,161 --> 00:15:54,738 - Hey, you know what I'm in the mood for? - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 202 00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:57,040 GRUNDY: Pizza time. 203 00:15:57,207 --> 00:16:00,252 - Did you already order? - No, did you? 204 00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:03,839 GRUNDY: Piping hot pizza. 205 00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:12,264 Wait a second, aren't you...? 206 00:16:12,431 --> 00:16:14,183 (GUARDS GRUNT) 207 00:16:14,725 --> 00:16:18,812 Heh. Grundy good actor. 208 00:16:23,442 --> 00:16:25,360 (ALL SCREAMING) 209 00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:32,159 Pizza man. Who want pizza? 210 00:16:35,579 --> 00:16:38,248 Get him in your sights. Load them up. 211 00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:39,917 (GUNS COCK) 212 00:16:40,459 --> 00:16:41,627 What wrong? 213 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:44,463 I'm just pizza man. 214 00:16:44,630 --> 00:16:46,298 Fire! 215 00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:52,471 GRUNDY: You no like pizza? 216 00:16:57,935 --> 00:16:58,977 (YELLS) 217 00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:04,942 (ALL GROANING) 218 00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:23,669 (GRUNTING) 219 00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:36,306 (ALL SCREAMING) 220 00:17:38,934 --> 00:17:42,938 Batman, I have a robbery in progress at the atomic power plant. 221 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:47,943 And guess who. 222 00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:50,862 I'm on my way. 223 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,504 JOKER: What took you so long? 224 00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:10,007 I was starting to get antsy. 225 00:18:10,841 --> 00:18:13,594 They see through Grundy disguise. 226 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:18,015 JOKER: Aw. Have an ice cream. You'll feel better. 227 00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:20,767 (JOKER CHUCKLES) 228 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:23,770 (YELLING) 229 00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:28,275 Pretty re-volt-ing, eh, Grundy? 230 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:32,446 Hey, I'll do the jokes around here, Birdboy. 231 00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:34,781 Now go perch somewhere else. 232 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,700 Joker? Uh-oh. 233 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,702 Take care of him, Grundy. 234 00:18:38,869 --> 00:18:39,911 (JOKER LAUGHING) 235 00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:41,538 (TIRES SCREECHING) 236 00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:47,210 Me call you Night-wishbone. 237 00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:48,879 Pull you apart. 238 00:18:49,046 --> 00:18:50,589 Me win. 239 00:18:52,049 --> 00:18:53,425 (GRUNDY YELLING) 240 00:18:58,096 --> 00:18:59,973 (GRUNTING) 241 00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:05,437 (TIRES SCREECHING AND HORNS HONKING) 242 00:19:11,777 --> 00:19:13,111 A robot wolf? 243 00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:17,532 Oh, Bats, sometimes I think you're as crazy as I am. 244 00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:34,883 All right, let's get down. 245 00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:55,570 (GRUNTING) 246 00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:07,040 - Had enough? - You funny. 247 00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:17,259 (GRUNTS) 248 00:20:17,426 --> 00:20:19,720 (MOTORCYCLE ENGINE STARTS) 249 00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:29,896 Stop this now, Joker. 250 00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:31,523 I can't hear you. 251 00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:33,900 I'm going over the falls. 252 00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:46,329 You can't outrun me. 253 00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:47,831 Outrun you? 254 00:20:47,998 --> 00:20:49,499 Where's the sport in that? 255 00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:51,877 I'm waiting for him. Heh. 256 00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:10,353 Oh, Grundy, I could kiss you, you big galoot. 257 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,063 In fact, I will. 258 00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:14,733 Ha, ha. 259 00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:18,945 Let's motor. Lots to do. 260 00:21:47,933 --> 00:21:51,102 - GOGO: Huh? - JOKER: Wakey-wakey, Gogo Shoto. 261 00:21:51,269 --> 00:21:54,272 What's the angle? This fella's supposed to be that smart? 262 00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:57,275 Apparently he's quite the hotshot in his field. 263 00:21:57,442 --> 00:22:00,403 Looks like a heaping helping of hot nothing to me. 264 00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:02,072 Now me hungry. 265 00:22:02,239 --> 00:22:04,574 Again? You just had pizza. 266 00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:07,786 Grundy got fast metabolism. 267 00:22:07,953 --> 00:22:10,288 Oh, no. Let me go, please. 268 00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:11,748 I'm just a video-game designer. 269 00:22:11,915 --> 00:22:12,958 (JOKER CHUCKLES) 270 00:22:15,293 --> 00:22:18,129 Hello, Gogo Shoto. 271 00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:21,216 I like your name, by the way. 272 00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:25,095 It's cuckoo c-c-crazy. Ha! 273 00:22:25,262 --> 00:22:27,430 You're the Joker. 274 00:22:27,597 --> 00:22:29,391 Always nice to meet a fan. 275 00:22:29,558 --> 00:22:30,934 Please don't hurt me. 276 00:22:31,101 --> 00:22:32,269 Hurt you? 277 00:22:32,435 --> 00:22:36,189 Don't talk twaddle, genius. I need you. 278 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,733 Need me? 279 00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:43,822 You see, I'm going to play this amazing practical joke on Gotham... 280 00:22:43,989 --> 00:22:47,617 and I need your help to do it. 281 00:22:50,287 --> 00:22:51,663 (GULPS) 282 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:58,628 (GRUNTING) 283 00:23:09,931 --> 00:23:12,893 Take that, you zombie brain-munchers. 284 00:23:16,146 --> 00:23:19,524 This Gogo Shoto really knows how to make a video game. 285 00:23:20,984 --> 00:23:23,028 You should get back to your training. 286 00:23:23,194 --> 00:23:25,822 - What? - Training. Your training. 287 00:23:25,989 --> 00:23:27,616 I know. It's great training. 288 00:23:27,782 --> 00:23:29,409 Watch me clear this level. 289 00:23:35,165 --> 00:23:37,918 Yes! Completion bonus. 290 00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:44,883 BRUCE: Solomon Grundy. Clayface. Scarecrow. Silver Banshee. 291 00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:48,011 That's a frightful four if I've ever seen one. 292 00:23:48,678 --> 00:23:51,056 Each of them a powerful enemy in their own right. 293 00:23:51,222 --> 00:23:52,265 Why join forces? 294 00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:53,725 And why follow the Joker? 295 00:23:53,892 --> 00:23:56,061 It's all tied to Gogo Shoto. 296 00:23:56,227 --> 00:23:59,272 Why kidnap the head of a video-game company? 297 00:23:59,564 --> 00:24:02,359 Gogo's more than just a designer, he's an artist. 298 00:24:02,525 --> 00:24:05,737 His open-world games let you push the boundaries of human experience. 299 00:24:05,904 --> 00:24:06,947 You can do anything. 300 00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:11,034 There's a rumor that in his next game, you'll be able to be, well... 301 00:24:12,243 --> 00:24:13,870 Be who? 302 00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:15,747 Batman. 303 00:24:15,914 --> 00:24:18,166 ALFRED: Multiple Batmans. 304 00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:19,584 What a terrifying thought. 305 00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:22,420 Hand-washing all of those capes. 306 00:24:22,587 --> 00:24:24,506 (RED ROBIN CHUCKLES) 307 00:24:24,673 --> 00:24:26,925 The tea is Darjeeling. The sandwiches are turkey. 308 00:24:27,092 --> 00:24:29,719 - The pills are for your headache. - Thanks, Alfred. 309 00:24:29,886 --> 00:24:31,763 I don't know what I'd do without you. 310 00:24:31,930 --> 00:24:34,391 For starters, you'd wash your own cape. 311 00:24:34,557 --> 00:24:37,811 I've laid out the tuxedo and shined your shoes for the gala opening... 312 00:24:37,978 --> 00:24:40,563 for the new Inca installation at the museum tonight. 313 00:24:40,730 --> 00:24:42,816 - That's tonight already? - Yes, sir. 314 00:24:42,983 --> 00:24:45,777 And since the dig was underwritten by the Wayne Foundation... 315 00:24:45,944 --> 00:24:49,114 it would be impolite for Bruce Wayne not to make an appearance. 316 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:50,407 (SIGHS) 317 00:24:50,573 --> 00:24:53,451 All right. Tell Dick and Oliver I want them there too. 318 00:24:53,618 --> 00:24:56,287 I've got a bad feeling about this party. 319 00:24:56,663 --> 00:24:57,831 Master Tim as well? 320 00:24:57,998 --> 00:25:01,251 Oh, no. I hate the museum. Why would I wanna look at a bunch... 321 00:25:01,418 --> 00:25:05,672 of boring old-fashioned ways to do things when I have this cool tech to do it for me? 322 00:25:06,464 --> 00:25:07,716 Gala is in an hour. 323 00:25:07,882 --> 00:25:11,428 Try not to be late, as usual. 324 00:25:13,888 --> 00:25:17,517 (LAUGHTER AND CHATTERING) 325 00:25:17,684 --> 00:25:20,311 (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 326 00:25:35,785 --> 00:25:39,247 Oh, you're that robotic fellow. 327 00:25:39,414 --> 00:25:40,623 Don't tell me. 328 00:25:40,790 --> 00:25:44,377 It's Robotman, isn't it? Mm. 329 00:25:44,544 --> 00:25:45,628 Cyborg. 330 00:25:45,795 --> 00:25:47,797 No, that's not it. 331 00:25:47,964 --> 00:25:50,175 Why don't you just call me Victor, ma'am? 332 00:25:50,341 --> 00:25:51,968 Well, if you insist. 333 00:25:52,135 --> 00:25:55,972 Ooh. Feel that metal muscle. 334 00:25:56,431 --> 00:25:59,559 BRUCE: Now, Gladys, are you bothering our guest of honor? 335 00:26:00,185 --> 00:26:03,897 Cyborg, Bruce Wayne. I haven't had the pleasure in person yet. 336 00:26:04,064 --> 00:26:05,982 It's a real honor, Mr. Wayne. 337 00:26:06,316 --> 00:26:10,403 I suppose we have you to thank for these amazing Inca findings. 338 00:26:10,570 --> 00:26:12,489 Oh, no. I just signed the check. 339 00:26:12,655 --> 00:26:16,076 It's Cyborg that's the big hero. His radar told us where to dig. 340 00:26:16,242 --> 00:26:23,124 Am I to understand that you discovered some kind of magical Inca energy gem? 341 00:26:23,291 --> 00:26:26,503 It's Rhodochrosite, also called the Inca Rose Stone. 342 00:26:26,669 --> 00:26:31,466 It's not magic so much as it's supposed to be an excellent conductor of energy. 343 00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:32,926 Fascinating. 344 00:26:33,093 --> 00:26:34,511 If you'll excuse me. 345 00:26:34,677 --> 00:26:36,679 Well, I'm enthralled. 346 00:26:36,846 --> 00:26:38,640 Do go on. 347 00:26:38,807 --> 00:26:41,017 Gentlemen, finally I found you. 348 00:26:41,184 --> 00:26:42,560 How's things, Oliver? 349 00:26:42,727 --> 00:26:45,063 You know me, Bruce. Living the life. 350 00:26:45,230 --> 00:26:47,899 Yeah, yeah. Living the dream. 351 00:26:48,066 --> 00:26:51,736 Dick and I were talking about what we did last night for Halloween. 352 00:26:51,903 --> 00:26:54,572 Speaking of which, anything from our boo crew? 353 00:26:54,739 --> 00:26:57,033 Not a thing. How's security here? 354 00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,661 Gordon's had it locked up tight since this afternoon. 355 00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:06,042 You expecting Mr. Funny-Business tonight? 356 00:27:06,209 --> 00:27:10,964 After stealing a hacker, an AI and a battery, an energy conductor fits the pattern. 357 00:27:11,131 --> 00:27:12,590 Keep moving. Stay alert. 358 00:27:12,757 --> 00:27:15,218 The clown is up to something. 359 00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:18,930 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I'm Houston Raines... 360 00:27:19,097 --> 00:27:22,642 Channel Six weatherman and tonight's master of ceremonies. 361 00:27:26,813 --> 00:27:28,648 Thank you. Thanks so much. 362 00:27:28,815 --> 00:27:32,735 You know, there's a lot of people who made this amazing Inca discovery happen. 363 00:27:32,902 --> 00:27:34,070 Bruce Wayne for one. 364 00:27:37,115 --> 00:27:38,741 Big hand for Mr. Wayne. 365 00:27:38,908 --> 00:27:43,538 Also Cyborg, who actually found the Inca energy gem... 366 00:27:43,997 --> 00:27:46,457 which is amazing and historic. 367 00:27:46,749 --> 00:27:48,585 Heh. I love this guy. 368 00:27:48,751 --> 00:27:51,379 Why? He hasn't gotten a weather report right in years. 369 00:27:51,546 --> 00:27:53,840 I know. It's amazing. 370 00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:57,427 But I also wanted to extend a big thank you to... 371 00:27:57,594 --> 00:27:58,720 - Me. - Aah! 372 00:27:58,887 --> 00:27:59,971 (ALL GASPING) 373 00:28:00,138 --> 00:28:01,973 Howdy, Gotham City. 374 00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:03,933 Miss me? 375 00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:05,185 (ALL GASPING) 376 00:28:05,935 --> 00:28:07,937 All units, hold your fire. 377 00:28:09,606 --> 00:28:11,482 Gentlemen, you cut me to the quick. 378 00:28:11,649 --> 00:28:13,276 I don't want any trouble. 379 00:28:13,443 --> 00:28:16,863 Now, my friend, he loves trouble. 380 00:28:17,030 --> 00:28:18,781 (ROARING) 381 00:28:18,948 --> 00:28:20,033 (ALL SCREAMING) 382 00:28:22,702 --> 00:28:23,745 Open fire. 383 00:28:28,208 --> 00:28:30,919 You're getting extinct, lizard-breath. 384 00:28:34,339 --> 00:28:35,548 What the...? 385 00:28:37,008 --> 00:28:38,134 (GRUNTS) 386 00:28:39,636 --> 00:28:41,888 (ROARING) 387 00:28:46,893 --> 00:28:50,146 Ooh. What a belt buckle you'd make. 388 00:28:50,313 --> 00:28:54,817 It's a shame I have other plans for you. Ha-ha-ha! Huh? 389 00:28:59,822 --> 00:29:01,115 (ALL SCREAMING) 390 00:29:23,012 --> 00:29:25,431 - Where'd he go? - Anyone got eyes on Clayface? 391 00:29:25,598 --> 00:29:27,225 Find him. 392 00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:35,858 I don't think we got room, boss. 393 00:29:36,025 --> 00:29:38,736 Never mind. I brought my own. 394 00:29:44,701 --> 00:29:46,035 Let's ride. 395 00:29:46,202 --> 00:29:48,579 (JOKER GUFFAWING) 396 00:29:49,998 --> 00:29:51,582 I've got him headed north on Lake. 397 00:29:51,749 --> 00:29:55,336 - Cyborg, Red Robin, cover me from above. - En route now. 398 00:29:57,380 --> 00:29:59,048 BATMAN: Nightwing, Arrow, cut them off. 399 00:29:59,215 --> 00:30:00,383 You got it, Bats. 400 00:30:03,261 --> 00:30:05,096 JOKER: This is King Clown, good buddy. 401 00:30:05,263 --> 00:30:06,723 Anyone got their ears on? 402 00:30:06,889 --> 00:30:08,016 SCARECROW: Dr. Crane here. 403 00:30:08,182 --> 00:30:11,519 Doc, I've developed a tail I want to get rid of. 404 00:30:17,734 --> 00:30:18,776 (SCREAMING) 405 00:30:26,617 --> 00:30:28,036 (BEEPING) 406 00:30:35,918 --> 00:30:38,212 Ha. Two can play that game. 407 00:30:47,430 --> 00:30:50,808 Hoo-hoo! Close, but no cigar, Tin Man. 408 00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:53,186 I got him. 409 00:30:55,313 --> 00:30:56,773 (CYBORG GRUNTS) 410 00:31:11,329 --> 00:31:12,538 (DEVICE HONKING) 411 00:31:13,122 --> 00:31:15,416 Yes, Mr. Joker? 412 00:31:16,042 --> 00:31:17,835 Do it. 413 00:31:18,711 --> 00:31:20,713 (WHIRRING) 414 00:31:35,686 --> 00:31:37,814 (BEEPING) 415 00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:55,331 What happened? 416 00:31:55,498 --> 00:31:58,042 No clue. Everything just started shaking. 417 00:31:58,209 --> 00:32:00,044 I knew I should have driven. 418 00:32:00,336 --> 00:32:02,839 It's like all the machines went haywire. 419 00:32:03,631 --> 00:32:04,674 Red Robin. 420 00:32:04,841 --> 00:32:07,176 (GRUNTING) 421 00:32:07,844 --> 00:32:09,429 GREEN ARROW: I got him. 422 00:32:15,184 --> 00:32:16,853 (GRUNTS) 423 00:32:17,186 --> 00:32:18,396 You good, kid? 424 00:32:18,563 --> 00:32:22,191 Whew. Yeah. Gonna need to walk that one off. 425 00:32:22,358 --> 00:32:24,694 (LAUGHING) 426 00:32:27,989 --> 00:32:31,075 Hold on. Is your motorcycle laughing? 427 00:32:31,242 --> 00:32:33,494 It must be a computer virus. 428 00:32:33,661 --> 00:32:35,663 Where's Cyborg? 429 00:32:36,789 --> 00:32:38,875 (GRUNTING) 430 00:32:39,208 --> 00:32:40,710 (BEEPING AND WHIRRING) 431 00:32:40,877 --> 00:32:42,795 (LAUGHING) 432 00:32:47,341 --> 00:32:48,468 (GRUNTING) 433 00:32:50,219 --> 00:32:51,512 (CONTINUES LAUGHING) 434 00:32:56,225 --> 00:32:58,561 (LAUGHING CONTINUES) 435 00:33:22,502 --> 00:33:23,753 ROAD RUNNER: Beep, beep! 436 00:33:25,546 --> 00:33:27,298 (LAUGHING) 437 00:33:30,218 --> 00:33:31,260 (PEOPLE GASPING) 438 00:33:31,427 --> 00:33:34,722 Citizens of Gotham, Joker here. 439 00:33:34,889 --> 00:33:40,436 As you can see, my digital laughing virus... That's DLV to you kids out there... 440 00:33:40,603 --> 00:33:42,813 TM BTW LOL. 441 00:33:43,272 --> 00:33:47,109 ...has infected every piece of technology in the entire city. 442 00:33:47,276 --> 00:33:49,028 Power plants, traffic lights... 443 00:33:49,195 --> 00:33:53,991 everything on the digital grid now belongs to me. 444 00:33:54,158 --> 00:33:55,576 Bottom line, Gotham... 445 00:33:55,743 --> 00:33:58,913 nothing around here works unless I say it works. 446 00:33:59,747 --> 00:34:04,293 Which makes me king of Gotham City. 447 00:34:04,627 --> 00:34:09,131 And believe me, there are gonna be some changes around here. 448 00:34:09,298 --> 00:34:14,887 For starters, Solomon Grundy, he's now the sheriff of Gotham. 449 00:34:15,054 --> 00:34:19,308 Which means, kids, he runs the police force. 450 00:34:19,767 --> 00:34:23,980 I happily accept this poison. 451 00:34:24,146 --> 00:34:29,277 - Position. You accept the position. - Right. Poison. 452 00:34:29,443 --> 00:34:31,821 Let me introduce the rest of my cabinet. 453 00:34:31,988 --> 00:34:35,366 Presenting the new baron of candy and ice cream... 454 00:34:35,533 --> 00:34:38,077 mostly because he looks like melted chocolate... 455 00:34:38,244 --> 00:34:39,745 Clayface. 456 00:34:42,164 --> 00:34:46,127 I cannot tell a lie, I am proud to serve... 457 00:34:46,294 --> 00:34:49,088 No, no, I hated that one. Hey, can I get another take? 458 00:34:49,463 --> 00:34:50,631 And then there's... 459 00:34:52,967 --> 00:34:54,302 - SILVER BANSHEE: Hey! - No. 460 00:34:54,468 --> 00:34:57,888 Finally, our guy who handles everything else... 461 00:34:58,306 --> 00:35:00,141 the Scarecrow. 462 00:35:00,308 --> 00:35:05,771 Gothomites, since all banks, ATMs and accounts are offline... 463 00:35:05,938 --> 00:35:08,816 there is no money anymore. 464 00:35:08,983 --> 00:35:13,654 So I will be redesigning the economic system. 465 00:35:13,821 --> 00:35:16,991 Information will be our new currency. 466 00:35:17,158 --> 00:35:22,580 Spot a hero? Tell us, and I'll let you use your car for an hour. 467 00:35:22,913 --> 00:35:24,790 Neighbors planning a revolution? 468 00:35:24,957 --> 00:35:30,713 Tell us, and I'll let you watch TV for three nights. 469 00:35:31,088 --> 00:35:33,716 Just a few of the new ground rules. 470 00:35:33,883 --> 00:35:36,594 Don't worry, many more to come. 471 00:35:36,761 --> 00:35:40,306 King Joker, over and out. 472 00:35:41,390 --> 00:35:42,433 (GROANS) 473 00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:45,728 When I say "over and out," you cut it. 474 00:35:47,647 --> 00:35:49,940 GRUNDY: So, now? 475 00:35:50,107 --> 00:35:52,526 Yes, now! 476 00:36:01,410 --> 00:36:03,245 OFFICER: Think it's enough? 477 00:36:03,412 --> 00:36:06,248 - Maybe he can't see it. - Or maybe he's just not coming. 478 00:36:06,415 --> 00:36:08,125 He's coming. 479 00:36:11,462 --> 00:36:13,047 Batman, thank goodness. 480 00:36:13,214 --> 00:36:14,423 All of our tech is down. 481 00:36:14,590 --> 00:36:15,633 Cars, comms... 482 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,636 even our weapons have microchips coded to our fingerprints. 483 00:36:18,928 --> 00:36:21,013 We're back to the Dark Ages here. 484 00:36:21,180 --> 00:36:24,684 I know. It's a computer virus. We're trying to hack it now. 485 00:36:24,850 --> 00:36:26,102 That's not the worst of it. 486 00:36:26,268 --> 00:36:27,603 With Grundy sheriff... 487 00:36:27,770 --> 00:36:29,689 He busted you back down to beat cop. 488 00:36:29,980 --> 00:36:32,108 Yeah. His idea of a joke, I'm sure. 489 00:36:32,274 --> 00:36:34,902 I'm lucky the old uniform fits. 490 00:36:35,069 --> 00:36:38,656 Do what you can from the inside. Keep the peace at all costs. 491 00:36:39,156 --> 00:36:41,409 All right. Anything else? 492 00:36:41,575 --> 00:36:43,786 I'll be in touch. 493 00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:51,669 ALFRED: I'm certain you don't need me to mention this... 494 00:36:51,836 --> 00:36:55,965 but these gas generators are only a temporary solution at best. 495 00:36:56,132 --> 00:36:58,217 We've got limited battery power as well. 496 00:37:01,971 --> 00:37:05,474 Would have been nice to have some solar power, if Gotham ever got any sun. 497 00:37:05,641 --> 00:37:07,893 Doesn't matter. Nothing digital works. 498 00:37:08,060 --> 00:37:10,229 Plus, the clown's put a bounty on our heads. 499 00:37:10,396 --> 00:37:13,983 You know, if you snap a pic of one of us now, you get an hour of video games. 500 00:37:14,150 --> 00:37:16,694 - An hour, huh? - Don't even joke. 501 00:37:16,986 --> 00:37:18,154 NIGHTWING: Joker's got Cyborg. 502 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:21,115 He controls technology. Now he's turning Gotham against us. 503 00:37:21,490 --> 00:37:23,534 - How do we fight that? - We find him. 504 00:37:23,701 --> 00:37:26,537 Great. Why didn't I think of that, Bats? How? 505 00:37:29,832 --> 00:37:32,793 We get smart, and do it the old-fashioned way. 506 00:37:33,043 --> 00:37:34,628 Ah, where do we start? 507 00:37:34,962 --> 00:37:38,007 In his original form, Clayface attracts debris. 508 00:37:38,466 --> 00:37:40,009 Like dust in clay. 509 00:37:40,176 --> 00:37:41,218 Exactly. 510 00:37:41,385 --> 00:37:44,263 Maybe one will inform geography. Get a sample. 511 00:37:44,513 --> 00:37:46,849 Well, there's plenty on Red Robin. 512 00:37:47,725 --> 00:37:51,520 Nightwing, I've been recording audio of Joker's dispatches. See if there's clue... 513 00:37:51,687 --> 00:37:53,898 - ...to where he's broadcasting from. - I'm on it. 514 00:37:54,064 --> 00:37:56,859 Red Robin, I wanna know why he needed the Inca Rose Gem. 515 00:37:57,276 --> 00:37:58,819 Aye, aye, captain. 516 00:38:00,362 --> 00:38:02,740 Hello again, my subjects. 517 00:38:02,907 --> 00:38:07,745 Your old pal King Joker the First here, with a very special offer. 518 00:38:08,078 --> 00:38:13,626 I know how much you all love me, so I'm going to let you throw me a parade. 519 00:38:13,793 --> 00:38:16,754 And the theme is me. 520 00:38:16,921 --> 00:38:22,676 Tomorrow night, I want to see Joker balloons, Joker costumes, Joker floats. 521 00:38:22,843 --> 00:38:28,849 We're going to show the entire world how great Jokertown is. 522 00:38:29,975 --> 00:38:32,853 I want results in two hours. 523 00:38:37,233 --> 00:38:38,859 - Arrow? - Let me say that Clayface... 524 00:38:39,026 --> 00:38:41,403 sucks up more particulates than a vacuum cleaner. 525 00:38:41,570 --> 00:38:44,240 Other than average dirt and grime, here's the headline: 526 00:38:44,406 --> 00:38:49,036 Higher-than-average concentration of mineral salts, mollusk shells and coralline algae. 527 00:38:49,203 --> 00:38:50,830 Mineral salts are sea spray. 528 00:38:50,996 --> 00:38:54,375 Shells and algae are biological components that make up sand. 529 00:38:54,542 --> 00:38:57,044 That puts them somewhere on the coastline. 530 00:38:57,211 --> 00:38:58,921 Good. Red Robin? 531 00:38:59,713 --> 00:39:02,800 The Inca Rose Gem is an energy conductor. He's probably using it... 532 00:39:02,967 --> 00:39:06,720 to boost the transmission signal, but the source would have to be centralized. 533 00:39:07,096 --> 00:39:08,264 Better. Nightwing? 534 00:39:08,430 --> 00:39:09,557 (CELL PHONE BEEPS) 535 00:39:09,723 --> 00:39:12,059 - What is that thing? - It's called a cell phone. 536 00:39:12,226 --> 00:39:15,104 People used to use it to listen to music and talk to friends and family. 537 00:39:15,271 --> 00:39:17,606 - Oh, old-school. - And? 538 00:39:17,773 --> 00:39:22,027 And on every Joker dispatch, there's a slight reoccurring noise. I've isolated it. 539 00:39:22,695 --> 00:39:24,947 (BELL TOLLING) 540 00:39:25,447 --> 00:39:27,032 What is that? A church bell? 541 00:39:27,283 --> 00:39:28,701 It's a navigational buoy. 542 00:39:28,868 --> 00:39:30,119 They surround the docks. 543 00:39:30,286 --> 00:39:32,955 Okay. This is the Joker's cycle. 544 00:39:33,122 --> 00:39:36,000 I knew the gorilla looked familiar, I just couldn't place it. 545 00:39:36,166 --> 00:39:42,047 It's made of parts from a ride condemned a long time ago that used to be here. 546 00:39:42,214 --> 00:39:46,176 The abandoned fairgrounds on the old Gotham pier. 547 00:39:48,596 --> 00:39:51,640 JOKER: Dummies. Dopes. Amateurs. 548 00:39:51,807 --> 00:39:54,310 I am shooting a viral video here. 549 00:39:54,476 --> 00:39:56,145 This is supposed to be reality. 550 00:39:56,312 --> 00:39:58,230 Cinema verité. 551 00:39:58,397 --> 00:40:00,649 And you four are stinking up the joint. 552 00:40:00,816 --> 00:40:01,859 It's not my fault. 553 00:40:02,026 --> 00:40:03,736 He doesn't understand English. 554 00:40:03,903 --> 00:40:06,655 Grundy not used to pressures of fame. 555 00:40:06,822 --> 00:40:10,534 Well, the industry isn't for everyone. 556 00:40:10,951 --> 00:40:12,536 Me? Please. 557 00:40:12,703 --> 00:40:17,416 You're chewing scenery so fast, I'm amazed we have any left standing, Fatface. 558 00:40:17,583 --> 00:40:20,836 Hey, unfair. The camera adds 10 pounds. 559 00:40:21,003 --> 00:40:23,672 Yes? How many cameras are on you? Ten? 560 00:40:23,839 --> 00:40:26,508 - Ho-ho-ho. That is it. - Bring it, Claybrains. 561 00:40:26,675 --> 00:40:29,845 You gotta be kidding me. 562 00:40:30,179 --> 00:40:33,349 Hey, enough! 563 00:40:33,682 --> 00:40:35,976 Save it for the video. 564 00:40:36,143 --> 00:40:39,480 Keep practicing. I'll be back. 565 00:41:05,381 --> 00:41:07,549 (COUGHING) 566 00:41:10,386 --> 00:41:13,305 There. The Ferris wheel. 567 00:41:13,722 --> 00:41:16,475 (SCREAMING) 568 00:41:19,144 --> 00:41:21,355 Whoa. That's some temper. 569 00:41:21,522 --> 00:41:24,692 SCARECROW: Those other heroes are skulking around here somewhere, I can tell. 570 00:41:24,858 --> 00:41:27,528 Search every inch of this place. Find them. 571 00:41:34,076 --> 00:41:35,703 (GROANS) 572 00:41:39,957 --> 00:41:41,709 CLAYFACE: Hello? 573 00:41:41,875 --> 00:41:44,003 Anyone in here? 574 00:41:49,883 --> 00:41:54,221 Come out, old chum. It's only me. Batman. 575 00:41:57,516 --> 00:42:01,395 Ah, you're over here, my fellow heroes. 576 00:42:02,396 --> 00:42:04,648 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 577 00:42:15,117 --> 00:42:16,160 I'll be back with help. 578 00:42:16,785 --> 00:42:19,455 (MUFFLED GRUNTING NEARBY) 579 00:42:27,129 --> 00:42:29,923 I can hear you, old friend. 580 00:42:30,340 --> 00:42:32,468 Ah, forget it. 581 00:42:35,679 --> 00:42:36,722 (GRUNTS) 582 00:42:36,889 --> 00:42:37,931 Behind you. 583 00:42:38,098 --> 00:42:41,518 You ain't taking him anywhere. 584 00:42:42,936 --> 00:42:45,105 We'll see about that. 585 00:42:56,450 --> 00:42:57,826 (SLOW MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 586 00:43:11,006 --> 00:43:13,217 (SCREAMING) 587 00:43:13,383 --> 00:43:16,595 Anybody ever tell you that you have a big mouth? 588 00:43:17,846 --> 00:43:20,265 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 589 00:43:26,688 --> 00:43:27,856 Don't do anything stupid. 590 00:43:34,696 --> 00:43:36,865 Good night, old friend. 591 00:43:40,369 --> 00:43:42,329 Go ahead and leg it, coward. 592 00:43:42,496 --> 00:43:44,581 I'll find you. 593 00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:51,713 SCARECROW (OVER SPEAKERS): Welcome, Nightwing. 594 00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:55,467 You know, if my research has taught me anything... 595 00:43:55,634 --> 00:43:59,930 it's that there are so many possibilities. 596 00:44:00,389 --> 00:44:06,520 And yet, in the end, it all comes down to us confronting ourselves. 597 00:44:08,355 --> 00:44:10,399 I'm not afraid of you. 598 00:44:10,566 --> 00:44:12,359 Are you talking to me? 599 00:44:12,526 --> 00:44:15,154 Or the man in the mirror? 600 00:44:17,948 --> 00:44:19,074 (GRUNTS) 601 00:44:21,076 --> 00:44:22,411 Uh-oh. 602 00:44:22,578 --> 00:44:26,582 Looks like seven years of bad luck. 603 00:44:26,748 --> 00:44:29,668 (COUGHING) 604 00:44:36,216 --> 00:44:37,759 (CHUCKLES) 605 00:44:42,055 --> 00:44:43,098 (GRUNTS) 606 00:44:43,265 --> 00:44:46,018 Ah. That's some bad luck there. 607 00:44:48,270 --> 00:44:49,771 (GROANS) 608 00:44:50,939 --> 00:44:53,609 - Quick, you have to get me out of here. - No, he's lying. 609 00:44:53,775 --> 00:44:56,111 It's me you have to get out of here. 610 00:44:57,237 --> 00:45:00,908 - Stop it. You're not me. - You stop it. I'm the real Gogo. 611 00:45:01,617 --> 00:45:03,160 - Well... - Can't you do something? 612 00:45:04,119 --> 00:45:07,247 Look, one of you is Gogo and one of you is Clayface. 613 00:45:07,414 --> 00:45:09,666 - He's Clayface. - He's Clayface. 614 00:45:17,758 --> 00:45:20,886 How do you kill the flamethrower zombie boss in "Armageddon Days 4"? 615 00:45:21,303 --> 00:45:25,015 - With the sniper rifle. - Sniper rifle. I knew that. 616 00:45:29,895 --> 00:45:31,647 I'll pound you into mush. 617 00:45:32,940 --> 00:45:33,982 Huh? 618 00:45:34,149 --> 00:45:35,734 (BELCHES) 619 00:45:36,235 --> 00:45:37,736 (CLAYFACE GROANS) 620 00:45:38,403 --> 00:45:40,280 I don't feel so good. 621 00:45:40,447 --> 00:45:41,490 (GROANS) 622 00:45:44,826 --> 00:45:47,913 So how do you get across the minefield in level nine, then? 623 00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:51,917 Are you serious? You trade your explosive munitions for the map in the canteen. 624 00:45:52,084 --> 00:45:54,711 Of course you do. 625 00:45:58,548 --> 00:46:02,052 (GRUNTING) 626 00:46:06,848 --> 00:46:08,225 Huh? 627 00:46:11,311 --> 00:46:12,896 (GRUNTS) 628 00:46:22,364 --> 00:46:23,699 (THUDDING) 629 00:46:33,959 --> 00:46:36,712 This won't stop me. 630 00:46:37,462 --> 00:46:39,965 Grundy coming for you, Batman. 631 00:46:42,592 --> 00:46:45,053 Lights out, Grundy. 632 00:46:46,555 --> 00:46:48,598 (SCREAMING) 633 00:46:52,519 --> 00:46:54,563 (GROANS) 634 00:47:01,236 --> 00:47:03,697 SILVER BANSHEE: Come on out, archer. 635 00:47:04,031 --> 00:47:05,907 I won't hurt you. 636 00:47:06,074 --> 00:47:07,701 Much. 637 00:47:09,036 --> 00:47:10,495 Think, Oliver, think. 638 00:47:10,662 --> 00:47:12,998 You can't throw arrows at her. 639 00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:22,424 You can't hide from me. 640 00:47:24,426 --> 00:47:26,428 Good thing I'm not. 641 00:47:28,221 --> 00:47:31,183 Ha-ha-ha. This is almost too easy. 642 00:47:32,559 --> 00:47:33,685 (GRUNTS) 643 00:47:35,187 --> 00:47:37,439 Yeah. Almost. 644 00:47:42,986 --> 00:47:44,654 (SCREAMING) 645 00:47:46,281 --> 00:47:50,702 Here's what I realized, Banshee: You can't hit what you can't see. 646 00:47:50,869 --> 00:47:52,496 Ha! You missed. 647 00:47:52,662 --> 00:47:54,039 (YELLS) 648 00:47:55,916 --> 00:47:57,876 Strike three. 649 00:47:58,710 --> 00:48:00,295 You're out. 650 00:48:02,464 --> 00:48:05,008 SCARECROW: Let's go deeper, Nightwing. 651 00:48:05,175 --> 00:48:08,345 When did it start? This need to stay in control? 652 00:48:08,762 --> 00:48:12,265 This discipline? As a child? 653 00:48:12,974 --> 00:48:14,351 (SIGHS) 654 00:48:15,227 --> 00:48:19,773 Adult responsibilities taken on at an early age, most likely. 655 00:48:19,940 --> 00:48:22,567 Enough. Make it stop. 656 00:48:22,734 --> 00:48:25,529 Identity crisis, I'd wager. 657 00:48:25,695 --> 00:48:27,155 Please. 658 00:48:27,322 --> 00:48:28,532 Because your nightmare... 659 00:48:28,698 --> 00:48:34,287 is that you are becoming the thing you promised yourself you never would. 660 00:48:34,454 --> 00:48:36,248 No. 661 00:48:38,166 --> 00:48:41,586 (GRUNTING) 662 00:48:43,422 --> 00:48:47,509 Scarecrow will put an end to your pain. 663 00:48:49,010 --> 00:48:50,512 What? 664 00:48:52,097 --> 00:48:55,350 I conquered my fears at a very young age, Dr. Crane. 665 00:49:00,397 --> 00:49:04,192 What the matter, doctor, is the Scarecrow running scared? 666 00:49:04,359 --> 00:49:06,695 Heh. Scarecrow. That's a good one. 667 00:49:11,658 --> 00:49:15,454 NIGHTWING: Tell the truth. This is your nightmare, isn't it? 668 00:49:22,878 --> 00:49:25,088 (SILVER BANSHEE GROANS) 669 00:49:34,222 --> 00:49:35,682 Back in the game, baby. 670 00:49:35,849 --> 00:49:37,976 NIGHTWING: Got one more for you. 671 00:49:38,143 --> 00:49:40,187 (SCARECROW GROANS) 672 00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:41,563 Nice work. 673 00:49:41,730 --> 00:49:43,940 (MOTORCYCLE ENGINE REVS NEARBY) 674 00:49:44,107 --> 00:49:45,817 That'll be Mr. Giggles. 675 00:49:51,907 --> 00:49:53,992 Be ready for anything. 676 00:49:55,076 --> 00:49:56,411 Lookie here. 677 00:49:56,578 --> 00:50:00,184 Seems that a cowpoke can't even rustle up some supplies... 678 00:50:00,340 --> 00:50:03,176 without the cavalry showing up. 679 00:50:03,919 --> 00:50:05,545 BATMAN: We've taken down your team. 680 00:50:05,712 --> 00:50:08,340 You can't beat us all by yourself, Joker. 681 00:50:08,757 --> 00:50:12,886 See, with my virus, I control the computers in your vehicles. 682 00:50:13,053 --> 00:50:15,847 So this showdown is not with me. 683 00:50:16,014 --> 00:50:17,766 It's with them. 684 00:50:17,933 --> 00:50:20,268 (JOKER LAUGHING) 685 00:50:33,198 --> 00:50:36,159 Make them roadkill. 686 00:50:49,506 --> 00:50:50,840 - Nightwing. - Right. 687 00:51:22,497 --> 00:51:25,000 (GROWLS) 688 00:51:38,179 --> 00:51:42,976 Let's get moving. Those toys won't keep them occupied forever. 689 00:51:43,727 --> 00:51:47,147 We still have a world to conquer. 690 00:51:48,481 --> 00:51:50,358 (LAUGHING) 691 00:51:52,277 --> 00:51:53,361 (GOGO GRUNTS) 692 00:51:55,405 --> 00:51:57,574 Take this and get gone. 693 00:52:00,827 --> 00:52:02,537 Freeze, Gogo Shoto. 694 00:52:03,622 --> 00:52:05,707 What about the cybernetic automaton yelling my name? 695 00:52:05,874 --> 00:52:08,877 I'll take care of him. Meet me at the time and place I gave you. 696 00:52:09,544 --> 00:52:10,795 Get going. 697 00:52:12,922 --> 00:52:14,382 I don't wanna do this, man. 698 00:52:14,841 --> 00:52:16,343 (GRUNTS) 699 00:52:21,014 --> 00:52:23,933 You're shooting at me, Vic? Here I thought we were friends. 700 00:52:24,100 --> 00:52:27,270 I can't control it. The Joker virus is making me do it. 701 00:52:32,734 --> 00:52:34,569 You're not shaking me that easy. 702 00:52:43,244 --> 00:52:45,580 (GRUNTING) 703 00:52:56,341 --> 00:52:58,551 (WHIRRING) 704 00:53:25,161 --> 00:53:27,539 (GRUNTING) 705 00:53:31,126 --> 00:53:32,836 (GASPS) 706 00:53:33,128 --> 00:53:35,547 I never did enjoy surfing. 707 00:53:58,486 --> 00:53:59,738 (TIRES SCREECHING) 708 00:54:10,039 --> 00:54:12,542 (GUFFAWING) 709 00:54:28,683 --> 00:54:30,810 (ENGINE REVVING) 710 00:55:36,251 --> 00:55:39,254 Good doggie. Nice robot doggie. 711 00:55:39,546 --> 00:55:42,131 (GROWLING) 712 00:56:02,068 --> 00:56:03,820 You can beat this. I know you can. 713 00:56:04,279 --> 00:56:07,156 Get out of here. I'm not responsible for my action. 714 00:56:07,323 --> 00:56:08,741 (GRUNTING) 715 00:56:12,287 --> 00:56:14,455 Maybe we can help. 716 00:56:14,914 --> 00:56:17,166 You guys sure took your time showing up. 717 00:56:17,792 --> 00:56:19,377 (GRUNTS) 718 00:56:22,463 --> 00:56:23,923 (YELLS) 719 00:56:32,140 --> 00:56:34,601 Water won't stop me. 720 00:56:35,727 --> 00:56:37,729 How about this? 721 00:56:40,398 --> 00:56:42,108 (SCREAMING) 722 00:56:51,075 --> 00:56:52,243 Is he going to be okay? 723 00:56:52,410 --> 00:56:55,955 Get him to the cave. This isn't over yet. Joker's still out there. 724 00:57:08,509 --> 00:57:13,056 Sure, Batman took my hacker, and now Gogo is gone-gone... 725 00:57:13,222 --> 00:57:15,099 but you don't see me complaining. 726 00:57:15,266 --> 00:57:18,436 Nope, I've got my happy pants on... 727 00:57:18,603 --> 00:57:22,357 because it's time to send this baby worldwide. 728 00:57:22,523 --> 00:57:27,362 Why settle for Gotham when we could rule the entire world? 729 00:57:27,528 --> 00:57:32,867 Mr. Joker, I'll be uploaded into the transmitter in only 10 hours. 730 00:57:33,368 --> 00:57:39,123 Tonight at the parade, we create Jokerworld! 731 00:57:39,290 --> 00:57:42,043 (ALL LAUGHING) 732 00:57:46,047 --> 00:57:48,216 - I'm not supposed to be here. - I know. 733 00:57:48,383 --> 00:57:50,510 Grundy runs the police force like kindergarten. 734 00:57:50,677 --> 00:57:52,720 We play games all day long to entertain him. 735 00:57:53,012 --> 00:57:56,975 The only reason I'm here at all is I'm in the middle of a round of hide-and-seek. 736 00:57:57,475 --> 00:57:59,602 We're taking Joker down at the parade tonight. 737 00:57:59,769 --> 00:58:02,230 Be ready. We're going to need your help. 738 00:58:02,397 --> 00:58:04,190 You've got it. 739 00:58:06,901 --> 00:58:08,277 (GRUMBLES) 740 00:58:08,695 --> 00:58:10,405 GRUNDY: Found you. 741 00:58:10,571 --> 00:58:11,614 (SIGHS) 742 00:58:11,781 --> 00:58:13,908 Yeah, I guess you did. 743 00:58:15,076 --> 00:58:16,119 RED ROBIN: Almost there. 744 00:58:16,285 --> 00:58:18,871 Sorry about the blindfold, but we can't take any chances. 745 00:58:19,038 --> 00:58:22,542 Whoa! This place is awesome. 746 00:58:23,668 --> 00:58:26,254 (WHIRRING AND BEEPING) 747 00:58:27,630 --> 00:58:30,299 - Do you mind? - Go ahead. 748 00:58:31,342 --> 00:58:33,011 Tell him what you told me. 749 00:58:33,553 --> 00:58:37,223 Joker's got an AI to deliver the digital laughter virus he had me build. 750 00:58:37,390 --> 00:58:40,184 - Can you hack the AI? - No, it's a closed system. 751 00:58:40,351 --> 00:58:43,021 But I can build you an interface to physically hack the AI... 752 00:58:43,187 --> 00:58:44,988 if you can find the hard drive containing it. 753 00:58:45,688 --> 00:58:47,830 But we don't know where that is. 754 00:58:48,276 --> 00:58:50,611 This is Joker with your news flash. 755 00:58:50,778 --> 00:58:55,658 Gotham City prepares for tonight's parade in honor of their beloved King Joker. 756 00:58:55,825 --> 00:59:00,139 - I can get this off. - Hold on. That's the Channel Six News set. 757 00:59:00,288 --> 00:59:02,874 He's a good-looking guy, isn't he, Joker? 758 00:59:03,291 --> 00:59:04,792 He sure is, Joker. 759 00:59:04,959 --> 00:59:07,795 And after tonight, the entire world will know it. 760 00:59:07,962 --> 00:59:10,048 What's the forecast for the evening, Joker? 761 00:59:10,465 --> 00:59:12,383 Ha-ha-ha. Looks good, Joker. 762 00:59:12,550 --> 00:59:16,429 As long as we can keep the evening free of horrible flying rodents... 763 00:59:16,596 --> 00:59:19,724 everything will be fantastico. 764 00:59:19,891 --> 00:59:21,100 - I expect... - BATMAN: Freeze it here. 765 00:59:21,267 --> 00:59:23,603 The AI is in the control-room mainframe. 766 00:59:23,770 --> 00:59:26,814 Joker is going to try to send this virus worldwide. 767 00:59:26,981 --> 00:59:30,200 Computer, magnify image and search. 768 00:59:34,447 --> 00:59:38,743 With the interface, you're gonna need something else to get into the AI world. 769 00:59:41,162 --> 00:59:43,456 (MARCHING BAND DRUMMING) 770 00:59:43,623 --> 00:59:45,666 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 771 00:59:51,047 --> 00:59:53,841 Be on lookout for Batman and friends. 772 00:59:54,008 --> 00:59:58,137 If you see him, tell me and I'll use this. 773 01:00:00,973 --> 01:00:03,726 (JOKER HUMMING) 774 01:00:03,893 --> 01:00:05,103 Come on, come on. 775 01:00:05,269 --> 01:00:09,982 It's like Christmas morning, except I'm waiting for world domination. 776 01:00:28,793 --> 01:00:32,713 Ha, ha. I was wondering when you'd show up. 777 01:00:38,010 --> 01:00:40,054 It's not going to be that easy. 778 01:00:40,221 --> 01:00:42,390 You're in my world now. 779 01:00:42,557 --> 01:00:47,895 And I like things a little, ha-ha-ha, crazy. 780 01:00:51,607 --> 01:00:54,485 I can make you Fat-man. 781 01:00:57,238 --> 01:01:01,284 Run, Fat-man, run. Ha-ha-ha. 782 01:01:06,372 --> 01:01:08,624 (CHEERING) 783 01:01:10,126 --> 01:01:13,713 (CLEARS THROAT THEN VOCALIZES) 784 01:01:14,172 --> 01:01:16,757 (GROWLING) 785 01:01:18,384 --> 01:01:20,553 (GROWLING AND LAUGHING) 786 01:01:25,266 --> 01:01:26,976 - It's Batman. - What? Where? 787 01:01:33,608 --> 01:01:34,901 (ALL GASP) 788 01:01:35,943 --> 01:01:37,820 My mistake. I thought I saw something. 789 01:01:43,159 --> 01:01:45,119 There he is. 790 01:01:49,582 --> 01:01:51,792 No, no, over here. 791 01:02:06,265 --> 01:02:08,017 (ALL LAUGHING) 792 01:02:28,955 --> 01:02:30,915 (SHRIEKING) 793 01:02:46,681 --> 01:02:48,307 (GRUNTS) 794 01:02:50,393 --> 01:02:52,603 (PTERODACTYLS SHRIEKING AND SQUAWKING) 795 01:03:04,073 --> 01:03:06,409 (ROARS) 796 01:03:36,022 --> 01:03:37,565 Up there. 797 01:03:38,607 --> 01:03:41,277 - Grundy reload. - I don't think so. 798 01:03:41,569 --> 01:03:42,945 (REMOTE BEEPS THEN GRUNDY YELLS) 799 01:03:43,946 --> 01:03:45,823 (MACHINES WHIRRING) 800 01:03:46,449 --> 01:03:50,161 No. I boss. 801 01:03:50,411 --> 01:03:53,789 (SILVER BANSHEE VOCALIZING) 802 01:03:53,956 --> 01:03:56,083 MAN: Boo! 803 01:03:56,334 --> 01:03:57,626 (SCREAMING) 804 01:03:57,793 --> 01:03:59,754 MAN: You stink! 805 01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:00,963 (ALL BOOING) 806 01:04:01,130 --> 01:04:03,007 What? Quiet down. 807 01:04:03,174 --> 01:04:05,259 (BOOING CONTINUES) 808 01:04:09,263 --> 01:04:11,098 (GROANS) 809 01:04:11,265 --> 01:04:12,683 (CHEERING) 810 01:04:17,855 --> 01:04:19,607 - Boo! - Huh? 811 01:04:19,774 --> 01:04:21,567 (GRUNTS) 812 01:04:22,109 --> 01:04:24,612 (LAUGHING) 813 01:04:35,206 --> 01:04:36,248 (GASPS) 814 01:04:36,415 --> 01:04:39,919 CLAYFACE: Heh. Your explosives can't hurt me. 815 01:04:40,211 --> 01:04:44,215 Explosives? No. That was fast-hardening powdered cement. 816 01:04:44,799 --> 01:04:46,217 Wait. What? 817 01:04:46,384 --> 01:04:47,968 I'll crush you. 818 01:04:48,135 --> 01:04:50,012 (GRUNTING) 819 01:04:50,179 --> 01:04:51,806 (CRACKLING) 820 01:04:55,935 --> 01:04:57,061 So close. 821 01:04:57,228 --> 01:04:59,438 (ALL CHEERING) 822 01:05:02,691 --> 01:05:05,236 (ROARING) 823 01:05:10,741 --> 01:05:14,203 How are you doing, fellas? Are you good? 824 01:05:15,913 --> 01:05:20,709 Looks like your amazing B-rex has made more of me instead of less. 825 01:05:20,876 --> 01:05:22,837 (LAUGHS) 826 01:05:27,508 --> 01:05:29,009 You can't win. 827 01:05:29,176 --> 01:05:32,388 You can't beat me in my own game, Batman. 828 01:05:32,555 --> 01:05:33,639 Game over. 829 01:05:35,724 --> 01:05:36,976 (WHIRRING) 830 01:05:37,143 --> 01:05:39,353 COMPUTER: Upload complete. 831 01:05:39,812 --> 01:05:42,440 Who is that? She sounds lovely. 832 01:05:50,281 --> 01:05:51,949 (LAUGHING) 833 01:05:52,366 --> 01:05:53,742 (JOKER GRUNTS) 834 01:05:58,873 --> 01:06:01,876 (ROARS) 835 01:06:14,972 --> 01:06:17,224 (GRUNTING) 836 01:06:17,391 --> 01:06:19,477 (JOKER LAUGHING) 837 01:06:22,646 --> 01:06:24,607 (YELLS) 838 01:06:31,655 --> 01:06:32,990 (GRUNTS) 839 01:06:33,157 --> 01:06:35,826 Looks like your virus caught a virus. 840 01:06:35,993 --> 01:06:38,287 Come on, that's cheating. 841 01:06:52,510 --> 01:06:55,012 - Cyborg. You're all right. - How did you get out? 842 01:06:55,179 --> 01:06:58,599 I don't know. All of a sudden, my hydraulics unlocked and I rebooted. 843 01:06:58,766 --> 01:07:00,434 - That's great. - CYBORG: It's not. 844 01:07:00,601 --> 01:07:03,938 I'm trying to fight it, but my programming won't let me. 845 01:07:04,104 --> 01:07:07,441 - He's still being controlled. Look out. - Run! 846 01:07:15,074 --> 01:07:16,116 Ugh! 847 01:07:16,283 --> 01:07:18,118 (GRUNTING) 848 01:07:18,827 --> 01:07:20,204 (YELLS) 849 01:07:31,423 --> 01:07:32,633 Cyborg, stop. 850 01:07:32,800 --> 01:07:35,219 You have to fight it. You're more than a machine. 851 01:07:35,386 --> 01:07:38,305 I can't. Get clear before I... Unh! 852 01:07:46,272 --> 01:07:49,733 Sorry to do this, buddy, but I can't let the Joker win. 853 01:07:52,278 --> 01:07:54,613 He already has. 854 01:07:54,989 --> 01:07:57,616 (LAUGHING) 855 01:07:57,866 --> 01:07:59,868 (BEEPING) 856 01:08:12,381 --> 01:08:13,507 (GROANS) 857 01:08:13,674 --> 01:08:15,551 Too late, Batman. 858 01:08:15,718 --> 01:08:17,803 Wha...? No. Quit it. 859 01:08:17,970 --> 01:08:20,514 Betrayed by my own legs. 860 01:08:20,681 --> 01:08:22,975 What a way to go. 861 01:08:23,142 --> 01:08:26,228 At least I went down doing what I loved. 862 01:08:26,395 --> 01:08:30,274 Mocking you, Batdork. 863 01:08:33,068 --> 01:08:35,029 (ROARS) 864 01:08:38,907 --> 01:08:39,950 (JOKER LAUGHS) 865 01:08:40,117 --> 01:08:42,328 Bye-bye, boring world. 866 01:08:42,494 --> 01:08:46,915 Hello, new fun Jokerworld. 867 01:08:57,718 --> 01:09:00,804 (ALARM BLARING) 868 01:09:02,181 --> 01:09:03,557 Huh? 869 01:09:11,315 --> 01:09:12,816 Huh? 870 01:09:17,363 --> 01:09:20,658 You've ruined everything. 871 01:09:29,500 --> 01:09:31,794 - What's going on? - I think we won. 872 01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:33,379 Everything's rebooting. 873 01:09:33,796 --> 01:09:35,589 (LAUGHING) 874 01:09:40,678 --> 01:09:43,097 (GRUNTING) 875 01:09:57,945 --> 01:09:59,613 (ALL CHEERING) 876 01:10:03,784 --> 01:10:05,494 (GROANING) 877 01:10:06,370 --> 01:10:08,664 RED ROBIN: Welcome back, big guy. How you feel? 878 01:10:08,831 --> 01:10:11,834 Like I'll be cleaning my hard drive for a week. 879 01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:13,877 Hi, sports fans. 880 01:10:14,044 --> 01:10:17,464 You didn't really think I would transmit my digital laughing virus... 881 01:10:17,631 --> 01:10:20,968 from only one location, did you? Suckers. 882 01:10:21,135 --> 01:10:22,553 (LAUGHING) 883 01:10:22,720 --> 01:10:24,638 (BEEPING) 884 01:10:26,265 --> 01:10:27,725 He's got another transmitter. 885 01:10:27,891 --> 01:10:30,060 We've got to find it. Fast. 886 01:10:30,394 --> 01:10:34,106 But to keep you ocupado in the meantime... 887 01:10:34,273 --> 01:10:35,941 (LAUGHING) 888 01:10:38,360 --> 01:10:39,820 MAN: Look out. 889 01:10:41,488 --> 01:10:43,615 This day keeps getting better. 890 01:10:48,078 --> 01:10:50,205 We're gonna need tech to take that thing down. 891 01:10:50,372 --> 01:10:52,416 RED ROBIN: What do you suggest? Everything's busted. 892 01:10:52,583 --> 01:10:55,419 Cyborg, keep him busy. The rest of you, follow me. 893 01:10:55,586 --> 01:10:57,796 I know where we can get some reliable equipment. 894 01:10:57,963 --> 01:10:59,965 (ALL SCREAMING) 895 01:11:02,384 --> 01:11:04,636 (LAUGHING) 896 01:11:19,902 --> 01:11:21,612 (GRUNTING) 897 01:11:23,405 --> 01:11:25,282 Is that all you've got, Batman? 898 01:11:25,449 --> 01:11:26,658 One tin man? 899 01:11:26,825 --> 01:11:29,953 This will be easier than I dreamed. 900 01:11:30,120 --> 01:11:31,163 Huh? 901 01:11:42,966 --> 01:11:45,302 What? Is this an antique show? 902 01:11:53,644 --> 01:11:57,356 I never thought I'd say this, but thank goodness for the history museum. 903 01:12:26,718 --> 01:12:29,179 JOKER: Come on, you hunk of junk. 904 01:12:36,270 --> 01:12:38,146 (WHIRRING) 905 01:12:38,313 --> 01:12:39,356 Uh-oh. 906 01:12:40,440 --> 01:12:41,692 Bam. 907 01:13:01,295 --> 01:13:03,297 JOKER: Gotta fly, spoilsports. 908 01:13:03,463 --> 01:13:05,340 See you in... 909 01:13:05,507 --> 01:13:09,219 three minutes, when I rule the world. 910 01:13:21,315 --> 01:13:25,694 Like the suit? It's new. Ha-ha-ha! 911 01:13:30,198 --> 01:13:32,612 Gogo, are there any other transmitters powerful enough... 912 01:13:32,772 --> 01:13:36,288 - to upload this virus worldwide? - Not that I can find, Batman. 913 01:13:36,455 --> 01:13:41,126 He would need a quantum computer. Not even. A boosted quantum computer. 914 01:13:57,142 --> 01:13:58,894 Got your back. 915 01:13:59,353 --> 01:14:01,521 GOGO (OVER RADIO): Less than a minute, Batman. 916 01:14:20,040 --> 01:14:21,708 Cyborg's the transmitter. 917 01:14:21,875 --> 01:14:23,043 CYBORG: I'm the what now? 918 01:14:23,210 --> 01:14:25,921 BATMAN: That's why your systems unlocked before I beat the AI. 919 01:14:26,088 --> 01:14:28,298 Joker must have the gem attached to you somehow. 920 01:14:35,180 --> 01:14:38,100 You're right, it's here. Do I just yank it out, or what? 921 01:14:38,266 --> 01:14:40,227 No, no, no. You could trigger the virus. 922 01:14:40,394 --> 01:14:42,604 You have to connect the gem to the Joker's suit. 923 01:14:42,771 --> 01:14:44,731 The feedback should shut everything down. 924 01:14:45,023 --> 01:14:48,193 - CYBORG: Where do I attach this thing? - GOGO: You need to find the central core. 925 01:14:48,360 --> 01:14:51,238 But attach it to the wrong place, and it's Jokerworld forever. 926 01:14:51,780 --> 01:14:53,782 Great. No pressure. 927 01:15:01,331 --> 01:15:04,334 Joker's suit is stolen military tech built by Wayne Industries. 928 01:15:04,501 --> 01:15:06,753 The AI must have found it when it hacked Gotham. 929 01:15:06,920 --> 01:15:10,048 Cyborg, I'm uploading the specs to your subnet. 930 01:15:16,680 --> 01:15:18,348 Foul. That's holding. 931 01:15:18,515 --> 01:15:20,809 Five-yard penalty. 932 01:15:25,856 --> 01:15:29,276 Get off me, you metallic bully. 933 01:15:31,361 --> 01:15:33,363 Here goes everything. 934 01:15:39,161 --> 01:15:40,704 Uh-oh. 935 01:16:03,351 --> 01:16:06,021 (CHATTERING OVER RADIO) 936 01:16:09,357 --> 01:16:11,318 Thanks for nothing, Gordon. 937 01:16:11,485 --> 01:16:16,364 When we played hide-and-seek, I let you win. 938 01:16:20,368 --> 01:16:24,206 I fear it's back to Arkham for us, my dear. 939 01:16:24,372 --> 01:16:27,375 SILVER BANSHEE (MUFFLED): Don't you ever stop talking? 940 01:16:30,170 --> 01:16:33,298 Good night, Gotham City. 941 01:16:33,465 --> 01:16:35,258 BOY: Quick selfie? 942 01:16:36,676 --> 01:16:38,011 (CLAYFACE LAUGHING) 943 01:16:47,687 --> 01:16:50,065 Hey, sorry about grabbing you earlier. 944 01:16:50,232 --> 01:16:51,483 No worries. 945 01:16:51,650 --> 01:16:52,776 Hazard of the job. 946 01:16:52,943 --> 01:16:55,362 You got an iron grip, though. 947 01:16:56,613 --> 01:16:59,074 We combed the bay, no sign of the Joker. 948 01:16:59,241 --> 01:17:01,701 - He'll be back. - We'll be here when he is. 949 01:17:01,868 --> 01:17:05,163 I can always count on Gotham City for a thrill. 950 01:17:09,543 --> 01:17:11,545 Ugh, stupid plan. 951 01:17:11,711 --> 01:17:13,213 Should've worked. 952 01:17:13,380 --> 01:17:15,924 I should be king of the world right now. 953 01:17:16,091 --> 01:17:17,300 Huh? 954 01:17:17,884 --> 01:17:19,010 (GRUNTING) 955 01:17:19,177 --> 01:17:22,472 Oh, well, better luck next time. 956 01:17:22,889 --> 01:17:25,016 Maybe I'll open a toy store. 957 01:17:25,183 --> 01:17:27,102 Ooh, or a pizza joint. 958 01:17:27,269 --> 01:17:30,730 I could open a restaurant chain. I could call it Giggles. 959 01:17:30,897 --> 01:17:32,232 (GUFFAWS) 960 01:17:32,399 --> 01:17:34,401 I like the sound of that. 961 01:17:34,568 --> 01:17:36,361 (CHUCKLING) 67900

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