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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,335 --> 00:00:36,771 "SO, YOU WANT TO MAKE IT ON THE T.V. TALK SHOWS? 2 00:00:36,772 --> 00:00:39,341 "YOU WANT TO BE THE TOAST OF THE TONIGHT SHOW, 3 00:00:39,374 --> 00:00:41,376 "THE DELIGHT OF DAVID LETTERMAN, 4 00:00:41,410 --> 00:00:43,711 "THE APPLE OF ARSENIO'S EYE? 5 00:00:43,712 --> 00:00:45,915 "STYLE IS WHAT IT TAKES. 6 00:00:45,948 --> 00:00:49,283 "STYLE IN ABUNDANCE. THAT'S YOU, BABY. 7 00:00:49,284 --> 00:00:50,618 "WHEN YOU COME ON, 8 00:00:50,619 --> 00:00:52,520 "'MAKE SURE YOU HUG THE A-MAN,' 9 00:00:52,521 --> 00:00:54,455 SAYS CHRISTIAN SLATER..." 10 00:00:54,456 --> 00:00:55,624 DAMN MOSQUITO. 11 00:00:55,690 --> 00:00:57,125 "...ARSENIO INTIMATE. 12 00:00:57,126 --> 00:01:00,628 "DWEEZIL ZAPPA SUGGESTS A NOD TO THE POSSE. 13 00:01:00,629 --> 00:01:03,465 "'IT LETS THE MUSICIANS KNOW YOU'RE ONE OF THEM 14 00:01:03,532 --> 00:01:05,466 "'AND SUGGESTS TO THE HOME AUDIENCE 15 00:01:05,467 --> 00:01:08,070 THAT YOU'RE PART OF THE FAMILY.'" 16 00:01:08,103 --> 00:01:11,606 JESUS, BIFF. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU WANT SOMEONE TO SEE? 17 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:12,974 WHAT DO YOU SAY, BIFF? 18 00:01:12,975 --> 00:01:15,110 YOU'LL KICK ASS IN THIS GETUP. 19 00:01:15,144 --> 00:01:16,577 DR. NAPALM. 20 00:01:16,578 --> 00:01:18,746 MAN, THIS IS SOME KIND OF GOOD. 21 00:01:18,747 --> 00:01:19,949 THE CAMERA WILL LOVE 22 00:01:19,982 --> 00:01:22,483 AND CARESS YOU IN THIS OUTFIT. 23 00:01:22,484 --> 00:01:24,652 AND IT'S GOT IT'S OWN BUILT-IN WAD 24 00:01:24,653 --> 00:01:27,890 FOR THE FEMALE DEMOGRAPHIC. 25 00:01:27,923 --> 00:01:31,593 THIS IS WHAT MYSELF AND YOUR OTHER ASSISTANT WILL BE WEARING. 26 00:01:31,626 --> 00:01:32,961 IT'S STATE OF THE ART. 27 00:01:32,962 --> 00:01:35,663 IT'LL TAKE SOMETHING LIKE 1,100 DEGREES. 28 00:01:35,664 --> 00:01:37,933 THESE THINGS RETAIL FOR, LIKE, $6,000 APIECE, 29 00:01:37,967 --> 00:01:39,969 BUT THIS GUY'S GONNA LET ME TRADE 30 00:01:40,002 --> 00:01:42,070 THE TILT-A-WHIRL AND THE FLYING BOBS FOR THEM. 31 00:01:42,071 --> 00:01:43,504 GOOD DEAL. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 32 00:01:43,505 --> 00:01:47,341 WHOA... WHOA. WAIT... WAIT JUST ONE SECOND. 33 00:01:47,342 --> 00:01:51,413 BIFF NEVER SAID WHO HIS ASSISTANTS WERE GONNA BE. 34 00:01:51,446 --> 00:01:54,616 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK ONE OF THEM IS GONNA BE YOU? 35 00:01:54,649 --> 00:01:57,151 'CAUSE THIS HERE SUIT FITS ME LIKE A GLOVE. 36 00:01:57,152 --> 00:02:00,521 NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT I JUST COMMITTED A MAJOR FELONY 37 00:02:00,522 --> 00:02:03,825 AND RISKED MY JOB BY TRADING OFF 2 CARNIVAL ATTRACTIONS 38 00:02:03,859 --> 00:02:05,293 THAT I DON'T EVEN OWN. 39 00:02:05,294 --> 00:02:07,629 SO WHY THE HELL SHOULDN'T I BE HIS ASSISTANT? 40 00:02:07,662 --> 00:02:09,298 I MEAN, RIGHT, BIFF? 41 00:02:30,052 --> 00:02:32,620 DON'T, BIFF! DON'T! 42 00:02:32,621 --> 00:02:34,289 POW! 43 00:04:29,171 --> 00:04:31,172 ATTENTION, PATRONS. 44 00:04:31,173 --> 00:04:35,144 MIDLOTHIAN SHOPPING CENTER IS NOW CLOSED FOR THE EVENING. 45 00:04:35,177 --> 00:04:38,179 WE'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AT 9:00. 46 00:04:38,180 --> 00:04:41,116 SEE YOU THEN. AND GOD BLESS. 47 00:06:59,053 --> 00:07:01,556 I THINK I GOT ALL THE TICKS OUT OF 'EM. 48 00:07:01,590 --> 00:07:03,491 YOU DO, HUH? 49 00:07:07,329 --> 00:07:08,897 OH, LET'S MAKE IT UP ON THE ROOF! 50 00:07:08,930 --> 00:07:11,064 NO, NO. 51 00:07:11,065 --> 00:07:13,802 I TOLD YOU, WE'RE NOT DOING IT ON THE ROOF. 52 00:07:14,803 --> 00:07:16,069 KITCHEN TABLE? 53 00:07:16,070 --> 00:07:17,171 THERE'S NOT ENOUGH... 54 00:07:17,172 --> 00:07:18,940 MMM? NOT ENOUGH ROOM. 55 00:07:18,973 --> 00:07:20,674 WE COULD PUT THE LEAF IN. 56 00:07:23,445 --> 00:07:24,413 OK. 57 00:07:26,281 --> 00:07:28,249 WHERE'S THE LEAF? OH, I DON'T KNOW! 58 00:07:28,250 --> 00:07:30,419 YOU HAD IT LAST! IS IT UNDER THE TRAILER? 59 00:07:31,620 --> 00:07:33,455 I WOULDN'T PUT IT UNDER THE TRAILER. 60 00:07:33,488 --> 00:07:35,623 IT WOULD DRY-ROT UNDER THE TRAILER. 61 00:07:35,624 --> 00:07:37,292 VIDA, WE HAVE A BED. 62 00:07:37,326 --> 00:07:39,293 LET'S USE IT LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE. 63 00:07:41,530 --> 00:07:44,365 OH, WILDER, 3 MORE DAYS IN THIS PLACE. 64 00:07:44,366 --> 00:07:47,336 3 MORE DAYS AND I'M FREE. I CAN GO ANYWHERE I WANT. 65 00:07:47,369 --> 00:07:48,469 GO TO THE CITY, 66 00:07:48,470 --> 00:07:50,804 SEE SOME DINNER THEATER, HEAR THE SYMPHONY. 67 00:07:57,379 --> 00:07:59,948 NO. DON'T... DON'T MESS WITH IT. 68 00:08:01,450 --> 00:08:02,684 PLEASE? 69 00:08:02,717 --> 00:08:04,353 I REALLY WANT TO. 70 00:08:05,954 --> 00:08:07,322 I REALLY DO. 71 00:08:08,690 --> 00:08:09,624 OK. 72 00:08:40,389 --> 00:08:41,323 OH! 73 00:08:43,325 --> 00:08:44,393 MMM! 74 00:08:46,194 --> 00:08:48,196 OH, ARE YOU GONNA LOOK IN THE CLOSET FOR THE LEAF? 75 00:08:48,229 --> 00:08:49,497 FORGET THE TABLE. 76 00:08:49,498 --> 00:08:52,166 I'M NOSTALGIC FOR A BED. 77 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:53,961 WELL, THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA. 78 00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:22,523 WHOOPS! 79 00:10:22,524 --> 00:10:25,093 YOU GOT A LITTLE 16TH NOTE LEFT ON YOU. 80 00:10:27,295 --> 00:10:29,764 VIDA, I HAVE TO GO TO WORK. 81 00:10:32,867 --> 00:10:34,669 KIERKEGAARD, 17 ACROSS. 82 00:10:36,037 --> 00:10:37,338 THANKS. 83 00:10:42,677 --> 00:10:45,312 LAST NIGHT, I DREAMT WE WERE ELVIS AND ANN-MARGRET 84 00:10:45,313 --> 00:10:47,649 IN VIVA LAS VEGAS. 85 00:10:47,682 --> 00:10:49,450 AGAIN? 86 00:10:49,451 --> 00:10:50,551 UH-HUH. 87 00:10:50,552 --> 00:10:53,287 ONLY THIS TIME YOU WERE BOOKED IN THIS 88 00:10:53,321 --> 00:10:55,690 SORT OF HOTEL-CASINO TYPE THING. 89 00:10:55,724 --> 00:10:57,725 IT WAS SORT OF HOT AND DIMLY LIT. 90 00:10:57,726 --> 00:10:59,827 IT REMINDED ME OF NO EXIT BY SARTRE. 91 00:10:59,828 --> 00:11:02,330 AND WE WERE LIKE PRISONERS. WE WERE HELD CAPTIVE 92 00:11:02,363 --> 00:11:04,297 UNLESS AND UNTIL YOU WOULD SING. 93 00:11:04,298 --> 00:11:05,566 AND, I MEAN, YOU WERE ELVIS, 94 00:11:05,567 --> 00:11:07,301 SO IT WASN'T LIKE YOU COULDN'T SING. 95 00:11:07,335 --> 00:11:09,504 BUT YOU WOULDN'T DO IT. 96 00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:11,672 SO I WAS STANDING THERE SAYING: 97 00:11:11,673 --> 00:11:15,176 "OH, COME ON, KING. JUST SING A SONG ALREADY." 98 00:11:15,209 --> 00:11:17,845 AND YOU WERE SAYING, "NO, THANKS, MA'AM. 99 00:11:17,846 --> 00:11:20,549 "I THINK I'LL JUST STICK WITH THIS VALET-PARKING THING. 100 00:11:20,582 --> 00:11:21,750 UH-HUH! UH-HUH!" 101 00:11:24,753 --> 00:11:26,588 YOU THINK THAT MEANS SOMETHING? 102 00:11:37,231 --> 00:11:38,733 LIGHT MY CIGARETTE. 103 00:11:41,936 --> 00:11:43,572 NO MATCHES, BABY. 104 00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:50,944 ALL RIGHT, 105 00:11:50,945 --> 00:11:52,613 TAKE IT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. 106 00:11:52,614 --> 00:11:54,415 NO. LIVE DANGEROUSLY, WILDER. 107 00:11:54,449 --> 00:11:56,784 I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT. 108 00:11:56,785 --> 00:11:57,719 COME ON. 109 00:12:06,094 --> 00:12:07,395 OH! 110 00:12:08,963 --> 00:12:10,798 SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOU. 111 00:12:10,799 --> 00:12:12,033 OH, GOD, WILDER. 112 00:12:12,066 --> 00:12:14,535 SO IS 362 DAYS OF HOUSE ARREST. 113 00:12:14,536 --> 00:12:17,038 IF YOU JUST CAME OUT WITH THIS THING, WE COULD BE RICH. 114 00:12:17,071 --> 00:12:18,539 YOU'D BE AN EMPEROR. 115 00:12:18,540 --> 00:12:20,374 YOU COULD BE GRUPPENFUHRER. 116 00:12:20,408 --> 00:12:23,077 THEY WOULD MAKE YOU A MAYAN SUN GOD. 117 00:12:23,111 --> 00:12:25,078 IT'S JUST A DAMN PARLOR TRICK. 118 00:12:25,079 --> 00:12:26,914 THAT'S ALL IT'S GOOD FOR. 119 00:12:26,915 --> 00:12:28,249 SO YOU KEEP SAYING. 120 00:12:28,282 --> 00:12:30,551 GOD DAMN! 121 00:12:35,123 --> 00:12:36,456 HEY, BABY, 122 00:12:36,457 --> 00:12:38,391 IF I JUST CALLED YOU UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY 123 00:12:38,392 --> 00:12:41,328 AND ASKED YOU TO DROP EVERYTHING AND COME HOME, WOULD YOU DO IT? 124 00:12:42,831 --> 00:12:45,766 NOT IF THE HOUSE WAS BURNING TO THE GROUND, VIDA. 125 00:12:51,072 --> 00:12:54,108 ♪ BRASS NOZZLES 126 00:12:54,142 --> 00:12:58,245 ♪ SECRET FIRE TRUCKS 127 00:12:58,246 --> 00:13:02,150 ♪ HYDRANTS, CANVAS HOSE 128 00:13:02,183 --> 00:13:04,317 ♪ AND SAFETY NETS ♪ 129 00:13:56,504 --> 00:13:58,539 COME ON, BOY! WHY DON'T YOU COME ON? 130 00:13:58,573 --> 00:14:00,373 AIN'T GOT ALL DAY! 131 00:14:00,374 --> 00:14:02,711 COME ON! LET'S GET THIS THING IN THE AIR! 132 00:14:02,744 --> 00:14:05,478 YOU HEAR ME? COME ON! CHOP-CHOP! 133 00:14:05,479 --> 00:14:07,348 YOU'RE NOT GETTING PAID TO PICK YOUR BUTT! 134 00:14:07,381 --> 00:14:08,682 NOW GET OVER HERE! 135 00:14:08,683 --> 00:14:11,184 WE'RE DOING THIS ONE FIRST, ALL RIGHT? 136 00:15:49,684 --> 00:15:50,785 SHIT! 137 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:55,323 SO, WHERE'S THE FIRE? 138 00:15:55,356 --> 00:15:57,358 YOUR HOUSE. AGAIN! 139 00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:51,880 VIDA? 140 00:17:01,255 --> 00:17:02,756 WHAT CAN I TELL YOU? 141 00:17:02,757 --> 00:17:04,826 I WAS UP ON THE ROOF EXERCISING, 142 00:17:04,859 --> 00:17:06,359 AND AS NEAR AS I CAN FIGURE, 143 00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:08,929 MY EMPTY DRINKING GLASS MUST'VE FOCUSED THE SUN'S RAYS 144 00:17:08,930 --> 00:17:12,265 IN SUCH A FASHION AS TO IGNITE THE DRY GRASS. 145 00:17:12,266 --> 00:17:13,501 TWICE IN 6 MONTHS. 146 00:17:13,534 --> 00:17:14,903 OH, I KNOW! 147 00:17:14,936 --> 00:17:18,171 VIDA, YOU HAVE BAD LUCK WITH FIRE, DON'T YOU? 148 00:17:18,172 --> 00:17:19,840 YES. 149 00:17:19,841 --> 00:17:22,342 AND THAT'S WHY IT'S SO LUCKY THAT I'M MARRIED TO A FIREMAN. 150 00:17:22,343 --> 00:17:23,510 DON'T YOU THINK? 151 00:17:23,511 --> 00:17:24,913 YES, VIDA. 152 00:17:24,946 --> 00:17:25,946 BUT I TELL YOU, 153 00:17:25,947 --> 00:17:28,349 THIS IS MIGHTY SUSPICIOUS-LOOKING. 154 00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:32,086 AND SEEING AS HOW YOU'RE UNDER HOUSE ARREST FOR ARSON, 155 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:34,521 AND SEEING AS HOW YOU GOT ONLY 3 DAYS LEFT... 156 00:17:34,522 --> 00:17:37,859 NO, 2 DAYS. DON'T COUNT TODAY. 157 00:17:37,892 --> 00:17:38,927 2 DAYS. 158 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:41,862 I'D BE REAL CAREFUL IF I WAS YOU. 159 00:17:41,863 --> 00:17:44,765 I'D BE A REGULAR SMOKEY THE BEAR. 160 00:17:44,799 --> 00:17:46,801 YES, SIR, SHE WILL BE. 161 00:18:04,752 --> 00:18:06,153 WILDER, WAIT! 162 00:18:06,154 --> 00:18:08,622 WHAT THE HELL WAS THIS ABOUT? 163 00:18:08,656 --> 00:18:10,723 IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 164 00:18:10,724 --> 00:18:13,594 IT WAS A BOREDOM-INDUCED ACCIDENT. 165 00:18:13,627 --> 00:18:15,964 YOU JUST BETTER WATCH YOUR STEP. 166 00:18:26,841 --> 00:18:29,510 BRING HOME THE BOOTS AND HELMET TONIGHT. 167 00:18:39,353 --> 00:18:40,788 NUMBER 5 BOLT! 168 00:18:43,357 --> 00:18:44,859 THAT'S GOOD! 169 00:18:44,926 --> 00:18:47,761 COME ON UP! COME ON UP! 170 00:21:56,384 --> 00:21:57,351 SO, 171 00:21:59,053 --> 00:22:02,722 YOU GUYS HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER IN 5 YEARS? 172 00:22:02,723 --> 00:22:04,992 NOT SINCE HE MARRIED HER. 173 00:22:05,025 --> 00:22:08,528 WELL, DON'T MAKE IT 6. WE'RE HERE. 174 00:22:08,529 --> 00:22:09,896 JUST... 175 00:22:09,897 --> 00:22:11,665 HONEY, JUST GO SAY HI. 176 00:22:11,699 --> 00:22:13,467 TELL HIM ABOUT BEING ON THE T.V. 177 00:22:33,821 --> 00:22:34,922 HEY! 178 00:22:38,592 --> 00:22:39,826 JUST TRY IT. 179 00:22:42,396 --> 00:22:43,430 STAY. 180 00:22:43,431 --> 00:22:44,865 COME ON! CINDY! 181 00:22:48,236 --> 00:22:50,337 NO... NO. 182 00:23:07,588 --> 00:23:08,556 HARK! 183 00:23:29,210 --> 00:23:30,611 WILDER! 184 00:23:30,644 --> 00:23:32,079 BURN HIM, BIFF. 185 00:23:37,918 --> 00:23:39,787 WALLACE? 186 00:23:39,820 --> 00:23:42,155 NO. NOT WHEN I'M IN MAKEUP. 187 00:23:42,156 --> 00:23:44,492 IN MAKEUP, I'M BIFF. 188 00:23:44,558 --> 00:23:45,959 BADASS BIFF. 189 00:23:45,993 --> 00:23:47,495 BURN HIM, BIFF. 190 00:23:48,962 --> 00:23:50,931 HE'S MY BROTHER, REX. 191 00:24:31,372 --> 00:24:34,174 THEY KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO? 192 00:24:34,208 --> 00:24:36,209 SURE DO. 193 00:24:36,210 --> 00:24:37,544 HA! WHY, 194 00:24:37,545 --> 00:24:41,180 WE'RE JUST ONE BIG OLD THERMONUCLEAR FAMILY, WILDER! 195 00:24:41,181 --> 00:24:44,285 THAT'S RIGHT. YEAH! SURE ARE. 196 00:24:47,020 --> 00:24:48,721 CHRIST, WALLACE. 197 00:24:48,722 --> 00:24:50,557 YOU'RE A CLOWN. 198 00:24:50,558 --> 00:24:51,492 GOOD JOB. 199 00:24:52,626 --> 00:24:54,795 WELL, YOU, TOO, WILDER. 200 00:24:54,828 --> 00:24:56,497 PHOTO-BOOTH JOCKEY. 201 00:24:57,665 --> 00:24:59,966 VERY IMPRESSIVE. 202 00:24:59,967 --> 00:25:01,067 KIND OF LIKE 203 00:25:01,068 --> 00:25:03,736 THE MARLBORO MAN OR SOMETHING. 204 00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:09,977 AND NICE RUG, WILDER. 205 00:25:10,911 --> 00:25:12,380 GOOD LOOK FOR YOU. 206 00:25:13,381 --> 00:25:15,383 REAL HAIR NEVER GREW BACK, HUH? 207 00:25:16,650 --> 00:25:18,651 I'M, UH, MMM, 208 00:25:18,652 --> 00:25:20,253 REAL SORRY ABOUT THAT. 209 00:25:20,254 --> 00:25:22,256 GO DROP YOUR PANTS AND CHASE A DOUGHNUT, 210 00:25:22,323 --> 00:25:24,525 YOU AND YOUR SINGLE-HELIX FRIENDS. 211 00:25:25,659 --> 00:25:28,829 OH, FELLAS! WHAT DID I SAY WRONG? 212 00:25:28,862 --> 00:25:30,763 HE'S GONE ALL BALLISTIC ON ME. 213 00:25:36,937 --> 00:25:38,771 SO, 214 00:25:38,772 --> 00:25:40,440 HOW'S VIDA? 215 00:25:40,441 --> 00:25:42,609 STILL WITH ME. 216 00:25:42,610 --> 00:25:44,445 OH, HELL, I KNEW THAT. 217 00:25:44,512 --> 00:25:46,946 COMING INTO TOWN TODAY WE SAW Y'ALL'S LOVE 218 00:25:46,947 --> 00:25:50,884 BURNT ACROSS THE CLOUDS. REAL METEOROLOGICAL PHENOMENON. 219 00:25:50,918 --> 00:25:54,187 YOU AND SWEET VIDA STILL LIVING IN THAT TRAILER PARK? 220 00:25:54,688 --> 00:25:56,357 HOMEY. 221 00:25:56,390 --> 00:25:58,858 WHY, I THINK THAT'S JUST THE PERFECT PLACE 222 00:25:58,859 --> 00:26:02,763 TO JUST PLOP DOWN AND START GRINDING OUT RUG RATS. 223 00:26:02,796 --> 00:26:05,231 JUST BE DOMESTIC. 224 00:26:05,232 --> 00:26:07,734 BUY SOME SPINNING DAISY REFLECTORS FOR THE YARD. 225 00:26:07,735 --> 00:26:10,303 LET THOSE BEAUTIFUL, DIRTY-FACED LITTLE CHILDREN 226 00:26:10,304 --> 00:26:13,240 JUST RUN AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD WITH NO PANTS ON. 227 00:26:13,273 --> 00:26:17,710 "A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH," PROCLAIMS MY BROTHER, 228 00:26:17,711 --> 00:26:18,979 THE CLOWN. 229 00:26:20,113 --> 00:26:21,949 THIS GUY'S BEEN BLOWING OUR FUSES 230 00:26:21,982 --> 00:26:23,651 WITH HIS AIR CONDITIONER, BIFF. 231 00:26:26,153 --> 00:26:27,987 THIS AIR CONDITIONER? 232 00:26:27,988 --> 00:26:29,322 DON'T DO IT. 233 00:26:29,323 --> 00:26:31,491 IS THIS THE MACHINE TO WHICH YOU REFER? 234 00:26:31,492 --> 00:26:32,493 I SAID... 235 00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:35,062 THIS BEAUTIFUL, CLIMATE-CONTROLLED, 236 00:26:35,095 --> 00:26:38,265 FROST-FREE TUNDRA WONDER? 237 00:27:23,176 --> 00:27:24,712 JUST LIKE 5 YEARS AGO. 238 00:27:26,179 --> 00:27:29,016 HELL, JUST LIKE OUR WHOLE DAMN LIVES, WILDER. 239 00:27:30,684 --> 00:27:32,386 YOU AIN'T CHANGED A BIT. 240 00:27:59,713 --> 00:28:01,715 HEY, BABY. HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 241 00:28:12,159 --> 00:28:13,727 THERE HE IS. THERE'S MY MAN. 242 00:28:13,761 --> 00:28:16,395 NO SMALL APPLIANCE IS SAFE TONIGHT. 243 00:28:16,396 --> 00:28:17,930 DID YOU SEE THAT AIR CONDITIONER GO? 244 00:28:17,931 --> 00:28:20,434 BLOOSH! LOOKED LIKE DAMN URANIUM OR SOMETHING. 245 00:28:20,501 --> 00:28:23,571 I'M KEEPING A CHUNK OF IT FOR A PAPERWEIGHT. 246 00:28:23,604 --> 00:28:25,404 YOU OUGHT TO DO THAT ON T.V. 247 00:28:25,405 --> 00:28:28,541 YOU GOT ALL THE JOINTS COTTER-PINNED THIS TIME, REX? 248 00:28:28,542 --> 00:28:30,276 WE MIGHT'VE LEFT A BOX OF THEM 249 00:28:30,277 --> 00:28:32,111 BACK AT FROSTPROOF, I THINK. 250 00:28:32,112 --> 00:28:33,613 YOU GOT A QUARTER? OH, YEAH. 251 00:28:33,614 --> 00:28:36,116 I'LL KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR FALLING KIDS, BIFF. 252 00:28:37,384 --> 00:28:39,520 MY NAME IS WALLACE, REX. 253 00:28:58,706 --> 00:29:01,041 COULDN'T WE MAYBE JUST HAVE DINNER FIRST? 254 00:29:01,074 --> 00:29:03,209 NO. YOU'D JUST GET CRAMPS. 255 00:29:15,155 --> 00:29:16,624 HELLO? 256 00:29:19,092 --> 00:29:20,227 Hello? 257 00:29:24,164 --> 00:29:25,499 WHO IS THIS? 258 00:29:28,502 --> 00:29:29,436 VIDA? 259 00:30:35,068 --> 00:30:38,706 ♪ HYDRANT WRENCHES 260 00:30:38,739 --> 00:30:41,909 ♪ AND SHINY BRASS NOZZLES 261 00:30:59,259 --> 00:31:02,329 ♪ MAGLITES AND DOORSTOPS 262 00:31:03,864 --> 00:31:05,332 ♪ BINGO ♪ 263 00:31:51,812 --> 00:31:55,381 DON'T GO IN THERE! THAT'S MY PRIVATE CLUBHOUSE. 264 00:31:55,382 --> 00:31:57,384 THIS HERE IS MY PRIVATE CLUBHOUSE. 265 00:31:57,417 --> 00:31:59,419 I'M JUST LETTING YOU SEE THE OUTSIDE. 266 00:31:59,452 --> 00:32:01,453 OK? YOU CAN'T GO IN. 267 00:32:01,454 --> 00:32:03,155 LOOKS LIKE AN OUTHOUSE TO ME. 268 00:32:03,156 --> 00:32:06,325 YEAH, HORACE. WE DON'T EVEN WANT TO GO IN. 269 00:32:06,326 --> 00:32:07,961 BESIDES, IT'S ON FIRE. 270 00:32:19,673 --> 00:32:21,173 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 271 00:32:45,833 --> 00:32:46,767 HEADS UP! 272 00:32:49,602 --> 00:32:51,872 UNIT 27, IS THAT YOU? 273 00:33:39,252 --> 00:33:40,387 HEY, VIDA. 274 00:33:42,389 --> 00:33:44,256 SO, WHAT'RE YOU LOOKING AT? 275 00:33:44,257 --> 00:33:45,692 OH, YEAH, 276 00:33:45,725 --> 00:33:47,259 YOU TAUGHT ME HOW TO DO THIS. 277 00:33:47,260 --> 00:33:49,362 YES, I DID. 278 00:33:49,396 --> 00:33:51,097 ABOUT A YEAR AND A HALF AGO... 279 00:33:51,098 --> 00:33:52,099 RIGHT. 280 00:33:52,165 --> 00:33:53,533 A YEAR AND A HALF AGO, 281 00:33:53,566 --> 00:33:55,501 WILDER WAS MANAGING THIS MEDICAL PAVILION. 282 00:33:55,502 --> 00:33:59,506 IT WAS A PRETTY GOOD JOB, TOO. I MEAN, GOOD BENEFITS, NICE PEOPLE. 283 00:33:59,539 --> 00:34:02,409 FOR HIM, IT WAS A GREAT JOB AND HE KNEW IT. 284 00:34:02,442 --> 00:34:04,777 AND EVERYBODY REALLY LIKED HIM. 285 00:34:04,778 --> 00:34:07,279 IT WAS WINTER AT THE TIME, AND HE'D HAVE TO WAKE UP 286 00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:11,051 REALLY EARLY ON SNOWY DAYS TO GO OUT AND SHOVEL ALL THE SIDEWALKS. 287 00:34:11,084 --> 00:34:13,085 AND I WAS ALWAYS GETTING ON HIS CASE, 288 00:34:13,086 --> 00:34:16,089 YOU KNOW, ABOUT USING HIS STUFF 289 00:34:16,123 --> 00:34:17,890 TO CLEAR THE SIDEWALKS. 290 00:34:17,891 --> 00:34:20,427 'CAUSE IT WOULD ONLY TAKE A MINUTE TO MELT ALL THAT SNOW. 291 00:34:20,460 --> 00:34:24,630 AND IT WAS 5 IN THE MORNING, SO IT WASN'T LIKE ANYONE WAS GONNA SEE OR ANYTHING. 292 00:34:24,631 --> 00:34:27,800 THAT WAY, I FIGURED IF HE USED A LITTLE BIT OF THAT VOODOO, 293 00:34:27,801 --> 00:34:30,603 HE COULD RUSH RIGHT BACK HOME AND SEE ME. 294 00:34:30,637 --> 00:34:32,704 BUT ANYWAY, HE WOULDN'T GO FOR IT. 295 00:34:32,705 --> 00:34:36,209 IT WAS A SATURDAY, SO I WAS OFF WORK AND I WAS HELPING HIM. 296 00:34:36,243 --> 00:34:37,877 IT WAS REALLY ICY. 297 00:34:37,878 --> 00:34:40,113 AND HE'S OUT FRONT SHOVELIN' AWAY 298 00:34:40,147 --> 00:34:41,981 LIKE CRAZY, AND I'M IN THE BACK. 299 00:34:41,982 --> 00:34:44,984 AND I REMEMBER STANDIN' THERE, HOLDIN' THIS SNOW SHOVEL, 300 00:34:44,985 --> 00:34:47,254 LOOKIN' AT THESE 2 SIDEWALKS 301 00:34:47,287 --> 00:34:51,090 COVERED WITH ABOUT AN INCH OF SOLID ICE. 302 00:34:51,091 --> 00:34:52,892 I MEAN, NO WAY. 303 00:34:52,893 --> 00:34:55,228 SO, I GO OVER TO TOOL SHED, 304 00:34:55,262 --> 00:34:57,429 I GET A BIG CAN OF GASOLINE, 305 00:34:57,430 --> 00:35:00,900 AND VERY NEATLY, I POUR IT DOWN THE LENGTHS OF THESE 2 SIDEWALKS. 306 00:35:00,901 --> 00:35:03,770 I STRIKE A MATCH, AND I LIGHT UP THE FIRST SIDEWALK. 307 00:35:03,803 --> 00:35:05,973 AND I'M TELLING YOU, IT WORKED GREAT. 308 00:35:06,006 --> 00:35:08,174 I MEAN, GAS DOESN'T MIX WITH WATER, 309 00:35:08,175 --> 00:35:10,978 IT JUST BURNS ON THE TOP AND MELTS ALL THE ICE. 310 00:35:13,113 --> 00:35:17,484 THEN I SORT OF NOTICE THAT THE FIRE'S STARTING TO MOVE. 311 00:35:17,517 --> 00:35:19,952 ALL THAT ICE HAD TURNED TO WATER. 312 00:35:19,953 --> 00:35:22,354 AND THE SIDEWALKS WERE SORT OF ON AN INCLINE, 313 00:35:22,355 --> 00:35:24,023 SO ALL THIS FLAMING WATER 314 00:35:24,024 --> 00:35:26,626 IS NOW MOVING SLOWLY DOWNHILL 315 00:35:26,659 --> 00:35:28,996 ONTO THE STEPS OF THIS DOCTOR'S OFFICE. 316 00:35:31,431 --> 00:35:33,466 TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, 317 00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:37,036 ON THE DOOR OF THIS DOCTOR'S OFFICE IS LIKE A PET FLAP. 318 00:35:37,037 --> 00:35:39,506 ONLY, IT'S NOT A PET FLAP. IT'S NOT A PET FLAP. 319 00:35:39,539 --> 00:35:41,673 IT'S A LITTLE DROP-OFF DOOR, 320 00:35:41,674 --> 00:35:44,511 WHERE THEY DROP OFF STOOL AND URINE SAMPLES. 321 00:35:44,544 --> 00:35:46,378 BUT ALL I KNOW IS THIS FLAMING WATER 322 00:35:46,379 --> 00:35:50,050 IS POURING THROUGH THE STOOL-SAMPLE DOOR OF THIS DOCTOR'S OFFICE. 323 00:35:56,289 --> 00:35:57,790 $18,000 IN DAMAGES. 324 00:35:58,725 --> 00:36:00,327 WILDER LOST HIS JOB. 325 00:36:03,063 --> 00:36:04,998 HE NEVER YELLED AT ME THOUGH. 326 00:36:11,138 --> 00:36:13,340 THAT'S WHEN THE DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONS 327 00:36:13,373 --> 00:36:16,408 GAVE ME THIS 2-POUND FASHION STATEMENT TO WEAR. 328 00:36:16,409 --> 00:36:17,910 BUT IT COMES OFF TOMORROW. 329 00:36:17,911 --> 00:36:19,179 COMES OFF TOMORROW. 330 00:36:23,984 --> 00:36:26,686 WHICH ONE OF YOU SENT ME THE WEDDING PHOTO? 331 00:36:28,021 --> 00:36:30,223 WILDER SENT YOU OUR WEDDING PICTURE? 332 00:36:30,257 --> 00:36:31,857 YEAH, IT FIGURES. 333 00:36:31,858 --> 00:36:33,693 HE WOULD TWIST THE KNIFE. 334 00:36:34,928 --> 00:36:36,762 WALLACE, 335 00:36:36,763 --> 00:36:38,097 THERE'S NO KNIFE. 336 00:36:38,098 --> 00:36:39,765 WHY WASN'T I TOLD OF YOUR HOUSE ARREST? 337 00:36:39,766 --> 00:36:42,368 THE SAME REASON HE DIDN'T TELL ME YOU ROLLED INTO TOWN. 338 00:36:42,369 --> 00:36:44,904 WILDER'S A SCHMUCK. 339 00:36:44,938 --> 00:36:48,040 HE HATES ME. I DON'T KNOW WHY HE HATES ME. WHY DOES HE HATE ME? 340 00:36:48,041 --> 00:36:51,878 WHY DON'T YOU START WITH BURNIN' OFF HIS HAIR AT HIS DAMN BACHELOR PARTY? 341 00:36:51,911 --> 00:36:53,179 HE TOLD YOU THAT? 342 00:36:53,180 --> 00:36:54,181 YEAH. AH. 343 00:36:56,449 --> 00:36:58,084 HE COULD HAVE FOUGHT BACK. 344 00:36:58,085 --> 00:36:59,052 OH, GOD! 345 00:37:06,226 --> 00:37:07,394 LIGHT ME. 346 00:37:08,728 --> 00:37:09,861 WHAT? 347 00:37:09,862 --> 00:37:11,463 MMM. LIGHT MY CIGARETTE. 348 00:37:11,464 --> 00:37:13,600 NO, I CAN'T DO THAT. 349 00:37:13,633 --> 00:37:15,635 NOT WITHOUT BURNIN' YOUR FACE OFF. 350 00:37:16,803 --> 00:37:19,571 NOT WHILE I'M LOOKIN' AT YOU. I, UH... 351 00:37:19,572 --> 00:37:21,540 YOU KNOW, WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU... 352 00:37:21,541 --> 00:37:23,376 YEAH, WELL, WILDER CAN DO IT. 353 00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:44,496 I'M GONNA GO ON THE DAVID LETTERMAN SHOW. 354 00:37:44,497 --> 00:37:48,235 I KNOW SOMEONE WHO'S THE HEAD OF BOOKING FOR THE SHOW. 355 00:37:48,268 --> 00:37:51,337 AND I'M GONNA GO ON. 356 00:37:51,338 --> 00:37:54,841 I'M GONNA BURN SOME STUFF ON THE AIR, PARLAY SOME PUBLICITY, 357 00:37:54,907 --> 00:37:57,977 MAYBE GET MYSELF A MOVIE DEAL OR MY OWN T.V. SHOW. 358 00:37:59,246 --> 00:38:02,449 AND COMMERCIALS? A LOT OF MONEY IN COMMERCIALS. 359 00:38:02,482 --> 00:38:06,653 I CAN SELL LIGHTER FLUID, RADAR RANGES, FLAME-BROILED WHOPPERS. 360 00:38:08,488 --> 00:38:11,090 YOU KNOW, BEING ABLE TO BURN STUFF WITH YOUR MIND, 361 00:38:11,091 --> 00:38:13,192 IS A GOD-GIVEN TALENT. 362 00:38:13,193 --> 00:38:15,762 JUST LIKE BEING ABLE TO SLAM-DUNK A BASKETBALL. 363 00:38:15,795 --> 00:38:20,500 THE AMERICAN PUBLIC WILL EAT IT UP. I LOVE BEING ABLE TO DO IT. 364 00:38:22,335 --> 00:38:25,838 IT'S A DAMN SHAME TO WASTE A GOD-GIVEN TALENT ALL YOUR LIFE. 365 00:38:30,610 --> 00:38:32,112 I DON'T DISAGREE. 366 00:38:33,446 --> 00:38:36,816 YOU SEE, YEAH, YEAH. I KNEW YOU'D SAY THAT. HEH! 367 00:38:38,218 --> 00:38:41,854 I TOLD YOU 5 YEARS AGO YOU MARRIED THE WRONG GUY. 368 00:38:51,864 --> 00:38:54,201 HEY! VIDA! VIDA! 369 00:39:00,373 --> 00:39:02,342 MON FRERE! 370 00:39:12,752 --> 00:39:14,387 HEY, HONEY! 371 00:39:14,421 --> 00:39:17,023 DID YOU BRING THE MEN HOME FOR SOME LEMONADE? 372 00:39:18,258 --> 00:39:19,259 YEAH. 373 00:39:21,261 --> 00:39:22,729 CATCH ME, MEN! 374 00:39:27,367 --> 00:39:28,335 HEADS UP! 375 00:39:29,769 --> 00:39:30,936 HEY! 376 00:39:30,937 --> 00:39:33,039 YEAH! HEY! 377 00:39:33,072 --> 00:39:35,908 I THINK SHE'S PUT ON A COUPLE OF POUNDS. 378 00:39:38,044 --> 00:39:41,947 ♪ DUKE, DUKE, DUKE, DUKE OF EARL, DUKE, DUKE ♪ 379 00:39:41,948 --> 00:39:44,050 ♪ DUKE OF EARL, DUKE, DUKE 380 00:39:44,083 --> 00:39:46,885 ♪ DUKE OF EARL, DUKE, DUKE, DUKE OF EARL ♪ 381 00:39:46,886 --> 00:39:50,189 ♪ DUKE, DUKE, DUKE, DUKE OF EARL, DUKE, DUKE ♪ 382 00:39:50,190 --> 00:39:54,361 ♪ DUKE OF EARL, DUKE, DUKE DUKE OF EARL, DUKE, DUKE ♪ 383 00:39:54,394 --> 00:39:55,762 ♪ DUKE OF EARL 384 00:39:55,795 --> 00:39:59,298 ♪ AS I WALK THROUGH THIS WORLD ♪ 385 00:39:59,299 --> 00:40:02,535 ♪ NOTHING CAN STOP THE DUKE OF EARL ♪ 386 00:40:03,736 --> 00:40:07,440 ♪ AND YOU, YOU ARE MY GIRL 387 00:40:07,474 --> 00:40:11,310 ♪ NO ONE CAN HURT YOU, OH, NO ♪ 388 00:40:11,311 --> 00:40:14,313 ♪ YES, I'M 389 00:40:14,314 --> 00:40:15,814 ♪ OH 390 00:40:15,815 --> 00:40:16,815 ♪ I 391 00:40:16,816 --> 00:40:18,651 ♪ OH, OH 392 00:40:18,718 --> 00:40:21,553 ♪ NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW 393 00:40:21,554 --> 00:40:25,458 ♪ 'CAUSE I'M THE DUKE OF EARL ♪ 394 00:40:25,492 --> 00:40:29,228 ♪ MUM-MUM-MUM-MUM MUM-MUM-MUM, YEAH ♪ 395 00:40:29,229 --> 00:40:31,997 ♪ AND WHEN I HOLD YOU 396 00:40:31,998 --> 00:40:34,166 ♪ YOU'LL BE MY DUCHESS 397 00:40:34,167 --> 00:40:36,335 ♪ MY DUCHESS OF EARL 398 00:40:36,336 --> 00:40:40,339 ♪ AND WE'LL WALK THROUGH MY DUKEDOM ♪ 399 00:40:40,340 --> 00:40:43,675 ♪ AND A PARADISE WE WILL SHARE ♪ 400 00:40:43,676 --> 00:40:46,946 ♪ YES, I'M 401 00:40:46,979 --> 00:40:49,581 ♪ OH, I'M GONNA LOVE YOU 402 00:40:49,582 --> 00:40:51,250 ♪ OH, OH 403 00:40:51,251 --> 00:40:54,253 ♪ COME ON LET ME HOLD YOU, DARLIN' ♪ 404 00:40:54,254 --> 00:40:58,023 ♪ 'CAUSE I'M THE DUKE OF EARL ♪ 405 00:40:58,024 --> 00:41:00,593 ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 406 00:41:00,627 --> 00:41:02,662 ♪ DUKE, DUKE, DUKE, DUKE OF EARL ♪ 407 00:41:02,695 --> 00:41:05,764 ♪ DUKE, DUKE DUKE OF EARL, DUKE, DUKE ♪ 408 00:41:05,765 --> 00:41:08,968 ♪ DUKE OF EARL, DUKE, DUKE DUKE OF EARL ♪ 409 00:41:09,001 --> 00:41:11,003 ♪ DUKE, DUKE, DUKE OF EARL 410 00:41:11,037 --> 00:41:14,139 ♪ DUKE, DUKE, DUKE OF EARL, DUKE, DUKE ♪ 411 00:41:14,140 --> 00:41:16,141 ♪ DUKE OF EARL, DUKE, DUKE ♪ 412 00:41:16,142 --> 00:41:19,645 ♪ YES, I'M 413 00:41:19,646 --> 00:41:20,879 ♪ OH 414 00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:24,049 ♪ I'M 415 00:41:24,050 --> 00:41:27,053 ♪ COME ON LET ME HOLD YOU, DARLIN' ♪ 416 00:41:27,119 --> 00:41:30,823 ♪ 'CAUSE I'M THE DUKE OF EARL ♪ 417 00:41:30,857 --> 00:41:33,025 ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 418 00:41:33,059 --> 00:41:35,394 ♪ DUKE, DUKE, DUKE, DUKE OF EARL ♪ 419 00:41:35,395 --> 00:41:38,398 ♪ DUKE, DUKE DUKE OF EARL, DUKE, DUKE ♪ 420 00:41:38,465 --> 00:41:40,300 ♪ DUKE OF EARL, DUKE, DUKE ♪ 421 00:41:49,075 --> 00:41:52,011 THAT'S THE SAME CAR YOU HAD 5 YEARS AGO. 422 00:41:57,417 --> 00:41:58,518 MON FRERE? 423 00:42:00,587 --> 00:42:03,556 THAT'S THE SAME CAR YOU HAD 5 YEARS AGO. 424 00:42:05,925 --> 00:42:08,928 YEAH. UH-HUH. 425 00:42:12,832 --> 00:42:14,200 WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT? 426 00:42:17,770 --> 00:42:19,205 IT'S THE, UH... 427 00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:22,674 I DON'T KNOW. 428 00:42:22,675 --> 00:42:23,576 AH! 429 00:42:25,177 --> 00:42:27,346 WELL, AT LEAST YOU GOT IT UP ON BLOCKS. 430 00:42:27,347 --> 00:42:29,781 THAT'S A REAL HIP WHITE-TRASH AESTHETIC. 431 00:42:29,782 --> 00:42:32,919 NEIGHBORS MUST BE REAL JEALOUS YOU THOUGHT OF IT FIRST. 432 00:42:36,456 --> 00:42:38,890 SEEMS THIS CAR'S AN ANALOGY TO YOUR LIFE. 433 00:42:38,891 --> 00:42:40,927 IT AIN'T GOING NOWHERE NEITHER. 434 00:42:43,796 --> 00:42:45,432 NOW, THAT'S DEEP. 435 00:42:46,699 --> 00:42:47,634 AH! 436 00:42:48,801 --> 00:42:50,470 BOZO, IS IT? 437 00:42:54,741 --> 00:42:56,409 LOOK, WHY ARE YOU HERE? 438 00:42:58,077 --> 00:43:00,613 WHY AREN'T YOU OVER COMPARING HERPES SORES 439 00:43:00,647 --> 00:43:04,283 WITH THAT ALGONQUIAN ROUNDTABLE OF SHITHEADS YOU RUN WITH? 440 00:43:06,152 --> 00:43:07,986 WHY ARE YOU BACK IN TOWN? 441 00:43:07,987 --> 00:43:12,091 WHY ARE YOU SITTING ON MY FRONT PORCH DRINKING OUT OF MY GLASS? 442 00:43:12,124 --> 00:43:14,826 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU'RE WELCOME? 443 00:43:14,827 --> 00:43:16,295 HEY! 444 00:43:31,411 --> 00:43:34,481 I CAME HERE TO TELL YOU THAT I'M GOING PUBLIC. 445 00:43:34,514 --> 00:43:38,817 I'M GONNA FLAME SOME STUFF ON THE DAVID LETTERMAN SHOW. 446 00:43:38,818 --> 00:43:39,752 WHAT? 447 00:43:42,655 --> 00:43:43,756 WHAT? 448 00:43:45,191 --> 00:43:47,360 HA-HA, ARE YOU INSANE? 449 00:43:47,427 --> 00:43:50,028 YEAH! SEE, I KNEW YOU'D SAY THAT! YEAH! 450 00:43:50,029 --> 00:43:51,130 HUH! 451 00:43:51,163 --> 00:43:53,298 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT IDEA? 452 00:43:53,299 --> 00:43:58,203 WELL, FOR STARTERS, YOU'D BE A FREAK. 453 00:43:58,204 --> 00:44:01,508 GUYS IN WINGTIP SHOES WOULD SHOVE A PROBE UP YOUR ASS, 454 00:44:01,541 --> 00:44:03,542 STICK YOU OUT ON AN INDIAN RESERVATION 455 00:44:03,543 --> 00:44:05,512 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MOJAVE DESERT, 456 00:44:05,545 --> 00:44:07,379 AND READ YOU LIKE A PETRI DISH. 457 00:44:07,380 --> 00:44:10,182 YOU READ FIRESTARTER, DIDN'T YOU? 458 00:44:13,285 --> 00:44:16,523 AT THE VERY LEAST, THEY'LL TRY TO LINK YOU TO EVERY FIRE GOING UP THE EAST COAST 459 00:44:16,556 --> 00:44:18,323 BACK TO HORACE BRAINTREE'S CLUBHOUSE. 460 00:44:18,324 --> 00:44:20,827 OH, HERE WE GO WITH HORACE BRAINTREE'S CLUBHOUSE! 461 00:44:20,860 --> 00:44:22,194 YOU JUST WANT EVERYONE... 462 00:44:22,228 --> 00:44:24,195 WE WERE LITTLE KIDS! NOBODY CARES ANYMORE! 463 00:44:24,196 --> 00:44:26,297 NOT EVEN HORACE FREAKING BRAINTREE, 464 00:44:26,298 --> 00:44:29,969 WHO LAST TIME I HEARD HAS AN EX-CHEERLEADER WIFE, HIS OWN BUICK DEALERSHIP, 465 00:44:30,002 --> 00:44:31,570 A BUNCH OF CHUBBY LITTLE KIDS 466 00:44:31,571 --> 00:44:34,874 HE TAKES OFF TO KARATE CLASS EVERY SATURDAY! 467 00:44:37,910 --> 00:44:39,546 ANYWAY, I'M DOIN' IT! 468 00:44:40,980 --> 00:44:42,581 I'M GOIN' ON LETTERMAN! 469 00:44:42,582 --> 00:44:45,752 I DON'T BELIEVE ANY OF YOUR PARANOID BULLSHIT ANYMORE! 470 00:44:47,420 --> 00:44:51,222 AND I FIGURE I'D LIKE TO TRY BEING RICH FOR A CHANGE. 471 00:44:51,223 --> 00:44:53,593 SO I'LL JUST SEE YOU IN THE FUNNY PAPERS. 472 00:44:57,196 --> 00:44:59,699 I'LL SEE YOU LATER, VIDA. 473 00:44:59,732 --> 00:45:01,568 WALLACE. 474 00:45:01,601 --> 00:45:05,937 ♪ THEY'RE GONNA PUT ME IN THE MOVIES ♪ 475 00:45:05,938 --> 00:45:09,208 ♪ THEY'RE GONNA MAKE A BIG STAR OUT OF ME ♪ 476 00:45:10,610 --> 00:45:15,414 ♪ THEY'RE GONNA PUT ME IN THE MOVIES ♪ 477 00:45:15,448 --> 00:45:18,585 ♪ AND ALL I GOTTA DO IS ACT NAT... ♪♪ 478 00:45:25,257 --> 00:45:26,692 DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE CARNY 479 00:45:26,693 --> 00:45:29,095 WHO COMMITTED ORAL SEX ON A CHICKEN? 480 00:45:29,128 --> 00:45:30,762 WELL, HE, UH... 481 00:45:58,257 --> 00:45:59,826 TAKE ME UP TO THE TOP. 482 00:46:17,577 --> 00:46:20,580 WHAT YOU FIGURIN'? THAT BROTHER OF HIS? 483 00:46:21,914 --> 00:46:23,916 ALL I KNOW IS, 484 00:46:23,950 --> 00:46:26,452 I'M GONNA GET OFF THE ROAD AND ON T.V., 485 00:46:27,587 --> 00:46:30,156 OR I'M GONNA GODDAMN KILL SOMEBODY. 486 00:47:54,340 --> 00:47:56,208 OH! OOPS! 487 00:48:53,299 --> 00:48:54,300 I'M READY! 488 00:48:56,302 --> 00:48:58,137 GOD, I'M SORRY, LLOYD! I'M SORRY! 489 00:48:58,170 --> 00:49:00,505 IT'S JUST A LITTLE BLOOD. IT'S A LITTLE BLOOD. 490 00:49:00,506 --> 00:49:02,441 YOU'LL COME IN, YOU'LL BE FINE. 491 00:50:02,401 --> 00:50:03,535 HEY! 492 00:50:07,506 --> 00:50:08,640 HONEY! 493 00:50:12,912 --> 00:50:13,846 I'M... 494 00:50:17,416 --> 00:50:18,684 FREE! 495 00:50:29,428 --> 00:50:33,564 MY DEBT TO SOCIETY IS PAID IN FULL. 496 00:50:43,943 --> 00:50:46,913 IT'S 12:47 AND 23 SECONDS. 497 00:50:46,946 --> 00:50:49,748 TIME TO SCREW. LET'S DO IT IN THE BOOTH. 498 00:50:50,783 --> 00:50:52,418 YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS. 499 00:50:52,451 --> 00:50:53,451 YES, I REALLY AM. 500 00:50:53,452 --> 00:50:55,421 VIDA! VIDA. 501 00:50:58,958 --> 00:51:00,125 OK. 502 00:51:00,126 --> 00:51:02,561 LET'S JUST FIND SOME HEDGES OR SOMETHING. 503 00:51:02,594 --> 00:51:04,896 OH, BABY, I'M RARING TO GO! 504 00:51:04,897 --> 00:51:06,899 I KNOW YOU ARE, HONEY, BUT... 505 00:51:06,933 --> 00:51:07,967 WHAT? 506 00:51:09,802 --> 00:51:10,736 NO? 507 00:51:14,306 --> 00:51:15,807 ALL RIGHT. 508 00:51:15,808 --> 00:51:17,476 WELL, LET'S GO FOR A WALK, WILDER. 509 00:51:17,543 --> 00:51:19,912 IT'S BEEN A YEAR SINCE I WENT FOR A WALK. 510 00:51:19,946 --> 00:51:21,914 COME ON. OUT OF THAT SHOEBOX. 511 00:51:23,382 --> 00:51:26,818 I'M WAITING FOR A SURPRISE VISIT FROM MY SUPERVISOR. 512 00:51:26,819 --> 00:51:28,720 DON'T WANNA LOSE MY JOB. 513 00:51:43,069 --> 00:51:44,235 SO? 514 00:51:44,236 --> 00:51:45,137 SO? 515 00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:50,943 ALL RIGHT. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO TONIGHT THEN? 516 00:51:50,977 --> 00:51:52,111 WELL, YOU KNOW. 517 00:51:53,645 --> 00:51:56,015 I'M CALLING BINGO FOR THE WOMEN'S AUXILIARY. 518 00:51:58,350 --> 00:51:59,518 IT'LL BE GREAT. 519 00:52:00,853 --> 00:52:04,089 MAYBE YOU'LL COME WITH ME, WIN US SOME MONEY. 520 00:52:04,090 --> 00:52:05,690 BINGO? 521 00:52:05,691 --> 00:52:06,859 WILDER, NO. 522 00:52:08,127 --> 00:52:09,594 NO SYMPHONY? 523 00:52:10,662 --> 00:52:13,331 NO DINNER THEATER? BINGO? 524 00:52:13,332 --> 00:52:18,469 VIDA, I WAS SUPPOSED TO CALL BINGO LAST WEEK AND I DIDN'T GO. 525 00:52:18,470 --> 00:52:21,640 I MEAN, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I MISSED 526 00:52:21,673 --> 00:52:24,009 BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT ME TO LEAVE? 527 00:52:24,010 --> 00:52:27,113 AND NOW TONIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO STAY HOME. 528 00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:30,815 BESIDES, THE CAR ISN'T RUNNING. 529 00:52:30,816 --> 00:52:32,818 YOU CAN'T WALK TO A SYMPHONY. 530 00:52:37,289 --> 00:52:38,890 WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? 531 00:52:38,891 --> 00:52:39,858 NOTHING. 532 00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:45,131 I JUST HAD A QUICK FLASH ABOUT THE REST OF MY LIFE, THAT'S ALL. 533 00:52:49,568 --> 00:52:51,570 I'LL SEE YOU LATER, HONEY. 534 00:52:57,309 --> 00:52:58,577 SORRY. 535 00:53:21,934 --> 00:53:23,769 HI, DICK. HI, NICK. 536 00:53:23,835 --> 00:53:25,104 HI, VIDA. 537 00:53:45,557 --> 00:53:46,558 WHO ARE YOU? 538 00:53:48,961 --> 00:53:50,461 HEY! 539 00:53:50,462 --> 00:53:51,930 YOU FOUND MY DOG! 540 00:53:54,366 --> 00:53:55,867 YEAH, OR VICE VERSA. 541 00:53:56,868 --> 00:53:58,704 OR VICE VERSA. 542 00:53:58,737 --> 00:54:01,973 SO ARE YOU GONNA EXPLAIN THE TIE OR DO I JUST HAVE TO GUESS? 543 00:54:01,974 --> 00:54:03,976 OH, IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 544 00:54:04,043 --> 00:54:09,281 I JUST HAPPENED TO, UH, FALL INTO 2 TICKETS TO THIS CHAMBER-MUSIC THING 545 00:54:09,315 --> 00:54:11,817 THEY'RE DOING DOWNTOWN THIS AFTERNOON. 546 00:54:13,419 --> 00:54:15,221 YOU'RE A REAL SHIT, WALLACE. 547 00:54:17,489 --> 00:54:18,757 YES, I AM. 548 00:54:22,061 --> 00:54:25,063 COME ON! RIDE UP FRONT WITH ME! 549 00:54:25,064 --> 00:54:27,833 NOPE! I CAN'T BE INSIDE TODAY. 550 00:55:07,539 --> 00:55:09,275 I DO LOVE BEETHOVEN. 551 00:55:11,043 --> 00:55:12,044 MOZART. 552 00:55:16,448 --> 00:55:18,150 I LOVE BEETHOVEN. 553 00:55:21,720 --> 00:55:23,488 WHERE TO NOW? 554 00:55:23,489 --> 00:55:27,025 I APPRECIATE IT, BUT WILDER'S GONNA BE MAD AS IT IS. 555 00:55:27,059 --> 00:55:28,826 I BETTER GET HOME. 556 00:55:28,827 --> 00:55:33,231 I'M SORRY. DID YOU SAY YOU WANTED TO SEE SOME FIREWORKS? 557 00:55:33,232 --> 00:55:35,401 YEAH! 558 00:56:47,473 --> 00:56:49,575 ♪ SO LONG 559 00:56:49,608 --> 00:56:52,743 32 YEARS IS AN AWFULLY LONG TIME TO KEEP A SECRET. 560 00:56:52,744 --> 00:56:56,381 ♪ I'VE BEEN LOOKING TOO HARD, I'VE BEEN WAITING TOO LONG ♪ 561 00:56:56,382 --> 00:57:00,819 SO, WHAT WAS IT THAT MADE YOU DECIDE TO GO PUBLIC? 562 00:57:14,900 --> 00:57:16,568 B-12. 563 00:57:22,974 --> 00:57:26,110 ♪ IF I'M COMING ON TOO STRONG ♪ 564 00:57:26,111 --> 00:57:28,613 ♪ THIS HEART OF MINE 565 00:57:28,614 --> 00:57:30,982 ♪ HAS BEEN HURT BEFORE 566 00:57:31,016 --> 00:57:34,319 ♪ THIS TIME I WANNA BE SURE 567 00:57:35,321 --> 00:57:37,655 GOOD THING I DIDN'T AIM, HUH? 568 00:57:37,656 --> 00:57:40,124 ♪ FOR A GIRL LIKE YOU 569 00:57:40,125 --> 00:57:42,127 ♪ TO COME INTO MY LIFE 570 00:57:44,696 --> 00:57:47,333 SO, ANYWAY YOU WERE SAYING... 571 00:57:47,366 --> 00:57:48,200 WAS I? 572 00:57:48,201 --> 00:57:49,867 ♪ GIRL LIKE YOU 573 00:57:49,868 --> 00:57:51,970 ♪ YOUR LOVING WILL SURVIVE 574 00:57:52,003 --> 00:57:53,304 DON'T LAUGH. 575 00:57:53,305 --> 00:57:54,973 DON'T SAY ANYTHING FUNNY. 576 00:57:55,006 --> 00:57:56,374 ♪ I'VE BEEN WAITING 577 00:57:56,375 --> 00:57:59,010 I MEAN, IT'S NOT MUCH OF A STORY, REALLY. 578 00:58:00,111 --> 00:58:02,348 THE CARNIVAL WAS IN FROSTPROOF, FLORIDA. 579 00:58:02,381 --> 00:58:04,882 WE WEREN'T DOING MUCH BUSINESS. 580 00:58:04,883 --> 00:58:06,518 IT WAS RAINING, 581 00:58:06,552 --> 00:58:10,187 AND I WAS WATCHING BEWITCHED ON A BOOTLEG CABLE BOX. 582 00:58:10,188 --> 00:58:12,458 ♪ TO COME INTO MY LIFE 583 00:58:13,725 --> 00:58:16,895 NOW, ON BEWITCHED, WHAT DOES DARRIN ALWAYS SAY? 584 00:58:16,962 --> 00:58:20,966 "SAM, HONEY, DON'T USE YOUR MAGIC POWERS TO MAKE US RICH OR HAPPY, 585 00:58:20,999 --> 00:58:22,534 "OR TO IMPROVE OUR SEX LIVES. 586 00:58:22,568 --> 00:58:25,903 IN FACT, DON'T USE THEM AT ALL, IT WOULD BE WRONG." 587 00:58:25,904 --> 00:58:29,674 AND I REALIZED THAT I'M WATCHING THIS ON A CRAPPY FOAM MATTRESS. 588 00:58:29,675 --> 00:58:32,844 I'M EATING CEREAL STRAIGHT OUT OF THE BOX, 589 00:58:32,878 --> 00:58:34,380 ♪ MORE THAN A TOUCH 590 00:58:34,413 --> 00:58:35,880 AND I'M ALONE. 591 00:58:35,881 --> 00:58:37,214 ♪ OR A WORD WE SAY 592 00:58:37,215 --> 00:58:39,317 AND THAT'S WHEN IT FINALLY HIT ME. 593 00:58:39,318 --> 00:58:42,988 WRONG? WHAT'S SO WRONG ABOUT IT? 594 00:58:44,523 --> 00:58:46,591 AND THE MORE I WATCHED, 595 00:58:46,592 --> 00:58:50,262 THE MORE I REALIZED THAT DARRIN REMINDED ME OF SOMEBODY. 596 00:58:50,329 --> 00:58:52,497 AND THAT SOMEBODY WAS WILDER. 597 00:58:52,498 --> 00:58:54,199 ♪ NOW I KNOW IT'S RIGHT 598 00:58:54,232 --> 00:58:56,401 AND SAM REMINDED ME OF ME. 599 00:58:56,402 --> 00:58:59,203 THAT I WASN'T LIVING UP TO MY FULL POTENTIAL. 600 00:58:59,204 --> 00:59:01,205 ♪ TO DEEP IN THE NIGHT 601 00:59:01,206 --> 00:59:03,774 ♪ THERE'S NOWHERE ON EARTH 602 00:59:03,775 --> 00:59:05,744 AND THEN BEWITCHED ENDED 603 00:59:05,777 --> 00:59:08,447 AND I DREAM OF JEANNIE CAME ON, 604 00:59:10,549 --> 00:59:13,217 AND I FIGURED IT WAS SOME KIND OF A SIGN. 605 00:59:13,218 --> 00:59:15,353 ♪ FOR A GIRL LIKE YOU 606 00:59:15,354 --> 00:59:17,455 ♪ TO COME INTO MY LIFE 607 00:59:17,456 --> 00:59:18,590 SO HERE I AM. 608 00:59:20,058 --> 00:59:21,092 OH! 609 00:59:21,126 --> 00:59:22,393 ♪ I'VE BEEN WAITING 610 00:59:22,394 --> 00:59:24,363 ♪ FOR A GIRL LIKE YOU 611 00:59:27,799 --> 00:59:30,201 G-47. 612 00:59:38,810 --> 00:59:40,978 ♪ I'VE BEEN WAITING 613 00:59:40,979 --> 00:59:44,282 ♪ WON'T YOU COME INTO MY LIFE? ♪ 614 00:59:47,453 --> 00:59:49,054 ♪ AH ♪ 615 01:00:10,342 --> 01:00:12,143 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 616 01:00:14,346 --> 01:00:16,247 I'M HELPING YOU WITH YOUR SHOT. 617 01:00:17,315 --> 01:00:18,783 WHO ARE YOU, ANDY HARDY? 618 01:00:18,784 --> 01:00:21,620 HELPING ME WITH MY SHOT? GEE, THAT'S ORIGINAL. 619 01:00:33,832 --> 01:00:36,535 YOU'RE NOT KEEPING YOUR WRISTS LOCKED. 620 01:00:46,044 --> 01:00:51,049 WHERE'D YOU GET THIS MOVE, WALLACE? A NELSON EDDY MOVIE? 621 01:01:23,982 --> 01:01:25,016 WHAT IS IT? 622 01:01:25,050 --> 01:01:27,184 COME ON! 623 01:01:27,185 --> 01:01:28,587 HURRY UP! COME ON! 624 01:02:19,638 --> 01:02:20,606 OOPS! 625 01:02:52,738 --> 01:02:56,074 B-11. B-11. 626 01:02:56,107 --> 01:03:00,812 ♪ I FELL INTO A BURNING RING OF FIRE ♪ 627 01:03:00,846 --> 01:03:05,516 ♪ I WENT DOWN, DOWN, DOWN AND THE FLAMES WENT HIGHER ♪ 628 01:03:05,517 --> 01:03:09,453 ♪ AND IT BURNS, BURNS, BURNS, BURNS, BURNS ♪ 629 01:03:09,454 --> 01:03:13,759 ♪ THAT RING OF FIRE, THAT RING OF FIRE ♪♪ 630 01:04:43,414 --> 01:04:45,015 BACK UP! 631 01:04:45,016 --> 01:04:45,917 BACK UP! 632 01:04:56,561 --> 01:05:00,464 ♪ I DON'T WANT TO SET THE WORLD ♪ 633 01:05:00,465 --> 01:05:02,533 ♪ ON FIRE 634 01:05:05,704 --> 01:05:10,408 ♪ I JUST WANT TO START 635 01:05:10,441 --> 01:05:14,445 ♪ A FLAME IN YOUR HEART 636 01:05:17,883 --> 01:05:21,819 ♪ IN MY HEART I HAVE BUT ONE 637 01:05:21,820 --> 01:05:24,555 ♪ DESIRE 638 01:05:27,058 --> 01:05:30,461 ♪ AND THAT ONE IS YOU 639 01:05:31,562 --> 01:05:34,800 ♪ NO OTHER WILL DO 640 01:05:38,403 --> 01:05:41,439 ♪ I'VE LOST ALL AMBITION 641 01:05:41,472 --> 01:05:44,008 ♪ FOR WORLDLY ACCLAIM 642 01:05:44,009 --> 01:05:47,645 ♪ I JUST WANT TO BE THE ONE YOU LOVE ♪ 643 01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:51,783 ♪ AND WITH YOUR ADMISSION 644 01:05:51,817 --> 01:05:54,752 ♪ THAT YOU FEEL THE SAME 645 01:05:54,753 --> 01:05:58,256 ♪ I'LL HAVE REACHED THE GOAL I'M DREAMING OF ♪ 646 01:05:58,289 --> 01:05:59,991 ♪ BELIEVE ME 647 01:06:00,025 --> 01:06:04,294 ♪ I DON'T WANT TO SET THE WORLD ♪ 648 01:06:04,295 --> 01:06:06,865 ♪ ON FIRE 649 01:06:09,701 --> 01:06:13,371 ♪ I JUST WANT TO START 650 01:06:14,539 --> 01:06:17,876 ♪ A FLAME IN YOUR HEART ♪ 651 01:06:22,213 --> 01:06:24,982 SEE YOU LATER, WILDER. 652 01:06:24,983 --> 01:06:25,884 OH! 653 01:08:50,195 --> 01:08:51,129 WILDER? 654 01:08:54,866 --> 01:08:55,800 WILDER! 655 01:08:58,603 --> 01:08:59,704 WILDER! 656 01:09:02,207 --> 01:09:03,141 WILDER! 657 01:09:06,277 --> 01:09:07,278 CAN YOU HEAR ME? 658 01:09:08,813 --> 01:09:10,681 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING! 659 01:09:12,951 --> 01:09:15,653 WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! 660 01:09:15,686 --> 01:09:17,022 WE DIDN'T DO IT! 661 01:09:22,060 --> 01:09:23,061 WILDER! 662 01:09:31,069 --> 01:09:32,570 SAY SOMETHING! 663 01:09:37,642 --> 01:09:39,044 SAY SOMETHING! 664 01:10:59,590 --> 01:11:00,725 OK. 665 01:11:02,827 --> 01:11:04,494 THIS IS GOOD. 666 01:11:04,495 --> 01:11:07,497 IT'S MORNING, IT'S SUNNY. 667 01:11:07,498 --> 01:11:09,567 WE'RE GONNA EAT BREAKFAST, 668 01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:13,570 AND THEN WE NEED TO SIT DOWN AND TALK. 669 01:11:13,571 --> 01:11:15,240 THE 3 OF US. 670 01:11:15,273 --> 01:11:19,109 WE'VE ALL MADE MISTAKES. WE NEED TO GET THINGS OUT IN THE OPEN. 671 01:11:19,110 --> 01:11:20,978 WE NEED TO ESTABLISH A DIALOGUE. 672 01:11:21,012 --> 01:11:22,512 NEED TO TALK ABOUT OUR FEELINGS. 673 01:11:22,513 --> 01:11:24,182 GOT ANY CEREAL? 674 01:11:28,086 --> 01:11:30,088 WILDER IS REPRESSING HIS EMOTIONS. 675 01:11:30,121 --> 01:11:32,457 HE ALWAYS REPRESSES HIS EMOTIONS. 676 01:11:32,490 --> 01:11:36,494 I THINK IF THE 3 OF US COULD JUST PUT OUR PROBLEMS INTO WORDS, 677 01:11:36,527 --> 01:11:37,962 JUST VERBALIZE... 678 01:11:39,030 --> 01:11:42,133 GET OFF THAT GODDAMN MOWER, NOW! 679 01:11:44,969 --> 01:11:48,005 I MADE YOUR BREAKFAST! YOU COME AND GET IT! 680 01:11:54,045 --> 01:11:54,945 WILDER! 681 01:11:54,979 --> 01:11:56,847 I'M TALKING TO YOU! 682 01:12:04,622 --> 01:12:06,991 STOP IT! STOP IT! 683 01:12:07,024 --> 01:12:09,727 STOP IT! DO SOMETHING! 684 01:13:17,928 --> 01:13:20,198 ALL RIGHT, LOOK. 685 01:13:21,466 --> 01:13:25,436 THIS IS ME. THIS IS THE WAY I FEEL RIGHT NOW. 686 01:13:25,470 --> 01:13:29,473 IT'S EARLY. I'M TIRED. I DIDN'T GET ANY SLEEP LAST NIGHT. 687 01:13:29,474 --> 01:13:31,575 I WAS WITH YOUR WIFE. 688 01:13:31,576 --> 01:13:32,610 STOP! 689 01:13:32,643 --> 01:13:34,812 I'M EATING YOUR BREAKFAST. 690 01:13:36,414 --> 01:13:38,815 SO COME ON, TAKE A SWING AT ME, PLEASE? 691 01:13:38,816 --> 01:13:40,951 AND LET'S GET THIS THING OVER WITH. 692 01:13:47,325 --> 01:13:49,827 COME ON, YOU FREAKING ICEMAN. 693 01:13:55,333 --> 01:13:56,501 OK THEN, 694 01:13:57,802 --> 01:13:59,304 IT'S OFFICIAL NOW. 695 01:14:00,771 --> 01:14:03,241 YOU'RE A FRIGHTENED COWARD. 696 01:14:26,331 --> 01:14:28,165 WILDER, WILDER! 697 01:14:29,700 --> 01:14:30,867 WILDER! 698 01:14:30,868 --> 01:14:34,438 SORRY, PISSANT CLOWN! 699 01:14:34,439 --> 01:14:37,675 THINK YOU CAN MESS AROUND WITH MY WIFE? 700 01:14:42,813 --> 01:14:46,616 DON'T! NO! NO! 701 01:14:48,219 --> 01:14:49,820 WILDER! 702 01:15:04,068 --> 01:15:05,569 YOU'RE DEAD, WHITE BOY! 703 01:15:05,570 --> 01:15:07,671 LET'S GO PICK OUT A NICE WREATH FOR YOU 704 01:15:07,672 --> 01:15:09,840 BECAUSE YOU'RE FREAKING DEAD! 705 01:15:23,754 --> 01:15:27,057 ALL RIGHT! STOP IT NOW! 706 01:15:27,091 --> 01:15:30,427 BOTH OF YOU! I LIVE HERE, DAMN IT! 707 01:15:30,428 --> 01:15:33,431 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? YOU WANT TO KILL EACH OTHER? 708 01:15:37,535 --> 01:15:39,537 THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED. 709 01:15:44,074 --> 01:15:45,410 YOUR SHOE'S ON FIRE. 710 01:15:48,212 --> 01:15:51,081 WHO'S THE WHITE BOY NOW, HUH? 711 01:15:51,115 --> 01:15:54,952 WHO... WHO... WHO'S THE WHITE BOY NOW? 712 01:16:27,818 --> 01:16:32,156 DIRTY, MUD-HOPPING RAT BASTARD! 713 01:16:33,591 --> 01:16:35,626 WILDER! 714 01:16:35,660 --> 01:16:38,995 COME OUT AND FIGHT LIKE THE FREAK OF NATURE YOU ARE, 715 01:16:38,996 --> 01:16:41,265 OR I'M COMING IN THERE TO GET YOU! 716 01:16:56,847 --> 01:16:58,349 WILDER? 717 01:17:02,019 --> 01:17:05,189 YOO-HOO! 718 01:17:05,255 --> 01:17:08,024 LET'S SAY, FOR ONCE IN OUR LIVES, 719 01:17:08,025 --> 01:17:11,027 THAT WE HAVE US A FAIR FIGHT! 720 01:17:11,028 --> 01:17:14,197 FLAME ME, BOY! BURN MY HAIR OFF! 721 01:17:14,198 --> 01:17:17,034 GIVE ME A REASON TO BARBECUE YOU! 722 01:17:17,935 --> 01:17:20,137 STOP IT! STOP IT! 723 01:17:20,170 --> 01:17:21,638 WAIT UNTIL I GET MY HANDS ON... 724 01:17:21,639 --> 01:17:23,674 YOUR ASS IS ASH, WILDER! 725 01:17:23,708 --> 01:17:24,808 YOUR ASS IS ASH! 726 01:17:24,809 --> 01:17:26,943 NOBODY'S ASS IS ANYTHING! DO YOU HEAR ME? 727 01:17:26,944 --> 01:17:30,014 NOBODY'S ASS IS ANYTHING! NOW, YOU BOYS COME OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW! 728 01:17:30,047 --> 01:17:31,615 HI, THIS IS VIDA FOUDROYANT. 729 01:17:31,616 --> 01:17:34,151 WE HAVE ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE LITTLE SITUATIONS HERE. 730 01:17:34,184 --> 01:17:36,953 OK, BOY! HERE IT COMES! 731 01:17:36,954 --> 01:17:38,055 RUN! 732 01:17:41,125 --> 01:17:43,794 VIDA! ARE YOU OK? 733 01:17:48,399 --> 01:17:49,534 YOU OK? 734 01:17:51,736 --> 01:17:53,404 VIDA! 735 01:17:55,740 --> 01:17:57,073 HEY! 736 01:17:58,543 --> 01:18:01,745 USE YOUR POWERS FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE! 737 01:18:03,147 --> 01:18:04,682 USE THEM, YOU PUSSY! 738 01:18:06,484 --> 01:18:07,552 QUIT IT. 739 01:18:16,661 --> 01:18:18,496 OH, MY GOD! THERE'S FIRE BY THE... 740 01:18:25,770 --> 01:18:29,005 I'M COMING! I'M COMING! I'M OK! EVERYTHING'S FINE. 741 01:18:29,006 --> 01:18:31,508 OH, EVERYTHING'S FINE. 742 01:18:31,509 --> 01:18:32,877 WILDER! 743 01:19:39,944 --> 01:19:41,278 I'M SORRY. 744 01:19:42,680 --> 01:19:43,814 WHAT FOR? 745 01:19:43,848 --> 01:19:45,481 I'M TALKING TO WILDER. 746 01:19:45,482 --> 01:19:48,151 I'M SORRY I WAS WITH YOUR BROTHER ON THE ROOF. 747 01:19:49,520 --> 01:19:53,189 IT WAS A BAD COURSE OF ACTION ON MY PART. 748 01:19:53,190 --> 01:19:55,526 I KNOW I CAME BETWEEN YOU TWO. 749 01:19:56,994 --> 01:20:00,464 WILDER, I'M SORRY I BROKE YOUR TRUST. 750 01:20:04,769 --> 01:20:07,805 I GUESS WHAT I DID WAS SORT OF REACTIONARY. 751 01:20:07,838 --> 01:20:10,339 I MEAN, YESTERDAY WAS MY FIRST NIGHT OF FREEDOM 752 01:20:10,340 --> 01:20:13,610 AND YOU HAD TO SPEND IT CALLING BINGO. 753 01:20:13,611 --> 01:20:16,013 NOW, DON'T GET ME WRONG, BINGO'S GREAT. 754 01:20:16,046 --> 01:20:19,883 NORMALLY, I'D SAY BINGO'S WHERE IT'S AT. 755 01:20:19,884 --> 01:20:22,887 I GUESS I JUST GOT A LITTLE CRAZY. 756 01:20:22,953 --> 01:20:24,321 I GOT SELFISH. 757 01:20:25,690 --> 01:20:27,357 I FIGURED I'D STEAL YOU AWAY 758 01:20:27,391 --> 01:20:30,627 FROM SQUINTING AT A BUNCH OF PING-PONG BALLS ALL NIGHT. 759 01:20:30,628 --> 01:20:34,198 I FIGURED I'D GET YOU OUT ON THE TOWN FOR ONCE, 760 01:20:34,231 --> 01:20:36,900 FOR ONE NIGHT OF REAL LIFE. 761 01:20:36,901 --> 01:20:38,569 ONE NIGHT OF FREEDOM 762 01:20:38,636 --> 01:20:41,806 FROM THAT COUNTRY-WESTERN VERSION OF A SOVIET GULAG. 763 01:20:47,578 --> 01:20:48,512 WELL? 764 01:20:51,515 --> 01:20:53,983 WILDER, ARE YOU GONNA SAY SOMETHING? 765 01:20:53,984 --> 01:20:57,855 YOU SCREWED MY BROTHER OVER BINGO? 766 01:21:07,665 --> 01:21:10,499 I THINK YOU'RE MISSING THE BIG PICTURE. 767 01:21:10,500 --> 01:21:12,670 YOU AND I HAVE VERY LARGE PROBLEMS. 768 01:21:12,703 --> 01:21:15,171 NO SHIT. 769 01:21:15,172 --> 01:21:16,774 NO SHIT, WILDER. 770 01:21:19,009 --> 01:21:21,778 I'M TIRED OF DOIN' IT ALL. 771 01:21:21,779 --> 01:21:25,415 I'M TIRED OF COMIN' AT YOU ALL THE TIME. 772 01:21:25,449 --> 01:21:29,553 AND I'M TIRED OF ALWAYS HAVIN' TO BE THE HAPPIEST PERSON IN A ROOM. 773 01:21:30,955 --> 01:21:33,590 WHAT DOES HE MEAN YOU SCREWED ME OVER BINGO? 774 01:21:33,624 --> 01:21:36,592 THERE WAS NO SCREWING. NO SCREWING OCCURRED. 775 01:21:36,593 --> 01:21:38,929 ONLY BECAUSE ZIPPY THE PINHEAD HERE SHOWED UP. 776 01:21:38,963 --> 01:21:40,730 WALLACE, THERE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ANY. 777 01:21:40,731 --> 01:21:42,231 THE HELL THERE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN. 778 01:21:42,232 --> 01:21:45,269 WE WERE GEARING UP FOR SOME WORLD-CLASS SCREWIN'. 779 01:21:45,302 --> 01:21:46,803 WE WERE GETTING READY TO DO SOMETHIN' 780 01:21:46,804 --> 01:21:49,138 THAT THEY HAVEN'T EVEN COME UP WITH A WORD FOR YET. 781 01:21:49,139 --> 01:21:50,407 DON'T LIE. 782 01:21:50,440 --> 01:21:52,710 IT'S A MOOT POINT. 783 01:21:54,078 --> 01:21:55,579 "MOOT POINT"? 784 01:21:55,612 --> 01:21:57,981 JEEZ, GOOD ANSWER, HONEY. 785 01:21:57,982 --> 01:22:01,418 "DID SHE OR DIDN'T SHE? HMM, IT'S A MOOT POINT. 786 01:22:01,451 --> 01:22:03,386 PARDON ME WHILE I GO MOW THE LAWN." 787 01:22:03,387 --> 01:22:04,955 GOD! WHY ARE YOU WITH HIM? 788 01:22:04,989 --> 01:22:07,725 JUST SHUT THE HELL UP, WALLACE. OK? 789 01:22:13,664 --> 01:22:16,666 I'M IN JAIL AGAIN. 790 01:22:16,667 --> 01:22:20,503 I'M FREE ONE DAY AND I'M IN JAIL AGAIN. 791 01:22:20,504 --> 01:22:22,472 THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. 792 01:22:27,344 --> 01:22:29,479 I DON'T EVEN BELONG HERE. 793 01:22:30,748 --> 01:22:33,182 YOU STARTED THOSE 2 FIRES. 794 01:22:33,183 --> 01:22:34,618 ME? YEAH. 795 01:22:34,651 --> 01:22:37,586 HONEY, I DO NOT LIVE IN A VACUUM. 796 01:22:37,587 --> 01:22:40,189 I THINK WE ALL 3 SHARE EQUAL BLAME 797 01:22:40,190 --> 01:22:42,126 FOR THE DAY'S UNPLEASANTRIES. 798 01:22:42,159 --> 01:22:44,093 HEY. 799 01:22:44,094 --> 01:22:47,430 I DIDN'T DO SHIT. 800 01:22:47,431 --> 01:22:48,833 I'M CLEAN. 801 01:22:48,866 --> 01:22:52,435 I SPENT ALL NIGHT PUTTING OUT SOME SEX FIRE 802 01:22:52,436 --> 01:22:54,638 THAT YOU TWO STARTED. 803 01:22:54,671 --> 01:22:56,472 THIS MORNING I'VE GOT HER YELLING, 804 01:22:56,473 --> 01:22:58,607 "DO SOMETHING, DO SOMETHING" AT ME. 805 01:22:58,608 --> 01:23:01,311 I'VE GOT YOU PRACTICALLY WEARING MY SLIPPERS, 806 01:23:01,345 --> 01:23:02,879 SMOKING MY PIPE. 807 01:23:02,880 --> 01:23:05,482 YOU BURNED DOWN MY HOUSE, YOU WRECKED MY LIFE, 808 01:23:05,515 --> 01:23:06,983 YOU STEAL MY WIFE, 809 01:23:06,984 --> 01:23:10,787 AND YOU TWO WANT ME TO ACCEPT PART OF THE BLAME? 810 01:23:10,788 --> 01:23:13,123 I'M SPEAKING ONLY FOR MYSELF, WILDER, 811 01:23:13,157 --> 01:23:16,660 BUT YEAH, I THINK THAT THAT WOULD BE THE BIG THING TO DO. 812 01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:24,501 FUCK YOU BOTH. 813 01:23:26,236 --> 01:23:28,005 I TAKE THAT AS A NO. 814 01:23:29,907 --> 01:23:32,575 HAVE NO FEAR, THE CAVALRY'S HERE. 815 01:23:32,576 --> 01:23:34,410 COULDN'T LET MY PREMIER ATTRACTION 816 01:23:34,411 --> 01:23:36,380 JUST SIT HERE WITH THE RIFFRAFF. 817 01:23:36,413 --> 01:23:40,416 I APPRECIATE IT, REX. REALLY DO. 818 01:23:40,417 --> 01:23:41,717 JUST ONE THING. 819 01:23:41,718 --> 01:23:43,152 ANYTHING, BOY. YOU NAME IT. 820 01:23:43,153 --> 01:23:45,856 STEAK DINNER? YOU WANT TO BORROW MY SEDAN? 821 01:23:45,890 --> 01:23:48,058 SOME SHIRT OF MINE YOU BEEN ADMIRIN'? 822 01:23:48,092 --> 01:23:53,362 I DON'T WANT TO BE BAILED OUT UNLESS YOU BAIL HER OUT, TOO. 823 01:23:53,363 --> 01:23:56,400 WE'RE STILL THINKIN' ABOUT HOLLYWOOD, AIN'T WE, BOSS? 824 01:23:56,433 --> 01:23:58,936 EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY DAY. 825 01:24:00,437 --> 01:24:02,072 YOU'RE GONNA BAIL ME OUT? 826 01:24:03,573 --> 01:24:04,741 YEAH. 827 01:24:07,778 --> 01:24:09,779 WE HAD TO PUT THE FERRIS WHEEL UP 828 01:24:09,780 --> 01:24:11,848 FOR COLLATERAL JUST TO COVER YOUR BOND. 829 01:24:11,849 --> 01:24:13,417 YOU SURE ABOUT DOIN' THIS? 830 01:24:13,450 --> 01:24:15,118 I MEAN, I KNOW THIS GIRL IN TAMPA, 831 01:24:15,119 --> 01:24:17,687 SAME HAIR COLOR, SAME BONE STRUCTURE. 832 01:24:21,625 --> 01:24:24,093 YOU'RE RIGHT. 833 01:24:24,094 --> 01:24:26,095 SHE'S WORTH THE LOOP-THE-LOOP. 834 01:24:26,096 --> 01:24:28,933 HELL, SHE'S WORTH WHATEVER IT TAKES. 835 01:24:30,801 --> 01:24:32,635 MRS. FOUDROYANT'S JUST LUCKY 836 01:24:32,636 --> 01:24:34,805 THE JUDGE GAVE HER A BOND AT ALL. 837 01:24:40,144 --> 01:24:42,746 IT SURPRISED THE HELL OUT OF ME. 838 01:24:47,551 --> 01:24:49,887 WALLACE, I'M NOT GONNA GO 839 01:24:49,920 --> 01:24:52,589 UNLESS YOU BAIL OUT WILDER, TOO. 840 01:24:54,892 --> 01:24:57,161 ALL RIGHT, BAIL HIM OUT, TOO. 841 01:24:58,628 --> 01:25:00,965 WELL, THERE GOES THE SHOOTING GALLERY. 842 01:25:11,308 --> 01:25:12,642 WILDER. 843 01:25:15,179 --> 01:25:16,913 OK, COME ON, WILDER. 844 01:25:16,914 --> 01:25:19,749 COME ON, WE'RE GETTING OUT OF HERE, YOU, ME, AND WALLACE. 845 01:25:19,783 --> 01:25:23,019 ME? LEAVE WITH YOU TWO? 846 01:25:23,020 --> 01:25:25,188 THAT MAKES NO SENSE TO ME WHATSOEVER. 847 01:25:25,189 --> 01:25:29,960 I MEAN, I CAN'T THINK OF TWO PEOPLE I HATE MORE IN THE WORLD. 848 01:25:29,994 --> 01:25:31,161 WILDER. 849 01:25:31,195 --> 01:25:33,530 WHAT PART OF THAT DIDN'T YOU UNDERSTAND? 850 01:25:40,770 --> 01:25:42,039 YOU WIN. 851 01:25:45,542 --> 01:25:47,544 I MADE A BIG MISTAKE. 852 01:25:49,146 --> 01:25:52,516 I LET MYSELF BE SUCKERED BY YOUR BROTHER, RIGHT? 853 01:25:54,218 --> 01:25:56,020 BY THE SUMMER NIGHT, 854 01:25:57,221 --> 01:26:00,224 AND BY THE NEED TO WANT TO BE LOVED BY YOU. 855 01:26:01,825 --> 01:26:04,494 AND WHEN YOU WEREN'T THERE AGAIN, 856 01:26:04,528 --> 01:26:06,696 BY THE NEED TO BE LOVED BY ANYONE. 857 01:26:08,832 --> 01:26:12,969 I KNOW YOU THINK THESE MISTAKES ARE UNFORGIVABLE 858 01:26:12,970 --> 01:26:14,972 AND YOU MAY BE RIGHT. 859 01:26:16,974 --> 01:26:19,709 BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, 860 01:26:19,743 --> 01:26:23,980 ON THE ONE-IN-A-MILLION CHANCE THAT YOU'RE WRONG, 861 01:26:23,981 --> 01:26:26,482 ON THE ONE-IN-A-MILLION CHANCE THAT YOU'RE GONNA WAKE UP 862 01:26:26,483 --> 01:26:29,553 TOMORROW MORNING AND WANT ME BACK, 863 01:26:30,854 --> 01:26:33,689 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT FOR ME, WILDER. 864 01:26:33,690 --> 01:26:35,892 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT FOR ME! 865 01:27:40,290 --> 01:27:44,560 ♪ WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME HERE ALL ALONE? ♪ 866 01:27:44,561 --> 01:27:46,396 ♪ I SEARCHED THE WORLD OVER 867 01:27:46,430 --> 01:27:48,298 ♪ AND THOUGHT I'D FOUND TRUE LOVE ♪ 868 01:27:48,332 --> 01:27:52,501 ♪ BUT YOU FOUND ANOTHER AND YOU WAS GONE ♪ 869 01:27:57,574 --> 01:27:59,842 SO, WHAT DID HE SAY WHEN YOU GAVE HIM THE NOTES? 870 01:27:59,843 --> 01:28:01,844 HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. HE WASN'T THERE, 871 01:28:01,845 --> 01:28:04,181 SO I PUT THEM IN THE SLOT. 872 01:28:04,248 --> 01:28:06,150 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HE WASN'T THERE? 873 01:28:06,183 --> 01:28:08,851 VIDA, YOU GOT TO GIVE THE GUY A LITTLE TIME. 874 01:28:08,852 --> 01:28:10,487 I MEAN, NO OFFENSE, 875 01:28:10,520 --> 01:28:12,788 BUT WHEN A MAN'S LOST HIS HOME 876 01:28:12,789 --> 01:28:14,257 AND HIS WIFE IN THE SAME DAY, 877 01:28:14,258 --> 01:28:16,493 HE'S BOUND TO BE A LITTLE UNPREDICTABLE. 878 01:28:16,526 --> 01:28:18,927 HE'S GONNA COME BACK TO THE BOOTH EVENTUALLY 879 01:28:18,928 --> 01:28:21,498 AND WHEN HE DOES, HE'LL FIND THE NOTES. 880 01:28:21,531 --> 01:28:23,366 TRUST ME. 881 01:28:45,389 --> 01:28:46,890 COVER FOR ME. 882 01:29:26,496 --> 01:29:27,830 WAS SHE WITH HIM? 883 01:29:27,831 --> 01:29:29,998 NOT THAT I SAW. 884 01:29:29,999 --> 01:29:32,501 HELL, HE LOOKED TOTALLY LOST TO ME. 885 01:29:34,037 --> 01:29:36,773 MAYBE HE THINKS SHE'S STILL WITH ME. 886 01:29:39,576 --> 01:29:42,412 REX, I THINK I'M GONNA TAKE A PASS ON TONIGHT'S SHOW. 887 01:29:42,446 --> 01:29:44,880 I... I... I NEED TO SAVE MY STRENGTH 888 01:29:44,881 --> 01:29:47,616 FOR A LITTLE UNFINISHED FAMILY BUSINESS. 889 01:29:47,617 --> 01:29:50,053 OH, AND, UH, REX, 890 01:29:50,086 --> 01:29:52,555 I WANT YOU TO MAKE AS MUCH MONEY AS YOU CAN TONIGHT 891 01:29:52,556 --> 01:29:54,924 'CAUSE TOMORROW MORNING WE'RE GONNA PACK UP 892 01:29:54,958 --> 01:29:57,926 AND WE'RE GONNA HEAD FOR HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA. 893 01:29:57,927 --> 01:30:00,063 YOU GOT IT, DR. NAPALM. 894 01:30:16,045 --> 01:30:17,447 THIS WAY. 895 01:30:21,251 --> 01:30:22,586 DO IT. 896 01:30:33,297 --> 01:30:35,164 ♪ WELL, SHE'S ALL YOU'D EVER WANT ♪ 897 01:30:35,165 --> 01:30:37,167 ♪ SHE'S THE KIND I LIKE TO FLAUNT ♪ 898 01:30:37,234 --> 01:30:38,802 ♪ AND TAKE TO DINNER 899 01:30:41,238 --> 01:30:43,172 ♪ BUT SHE ALWAYS KNOWS HER PLACE ♪ 900 01:30:43,173 --> 01:30:45,074 ♪ SHE'S GOT STYLE, SHE'S GOT GRACE ♪ 901 01:30:45,108 --> 01:30:46,576 ♪ SHE'S A WINNER 902 01:30:49,078 --> 01:30:51,914 ♪ SHE'S A LADY 903 01:30:51,915 --> 01:30:55,452 ♪ WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, SHE'S A LADY ♪ 904 01:30:55,485 --> 01:30:58,822 ♪ TALKIN' ABOUT THAT LITTLE LADY ♪ 905 01:31:00,123 --> 01:31:03,360 ♪ AND THE LADY IS MINE 906 01:31:05,295 --> 01:31:07,263 ♪ WELL, SHE'S NEVER IN THE WAY ♪ 907 01:31:07,264 --> 01:31:09,165 ♪ ALWAYS SOMETHING NICE TO SAY ♪ 908 01:31:09,199 --> 01:31:11,134 ♪ WHAT A BLESSING 909 01:31:13,169 --> 01:31:15,804 ♪ I CAN LEAVE HER ON HER OWN 910 01:31:15,805 --> 01:31:17,674 ♪ KNOWING SHE'S OK ALONE 911 01:31:17,707 --> 01:31:19,209 ♪ AND THERE'S NO MESSING 912 01:31:21,478 --> 01:31:23,647 ♪ SHE'S A LADY 913 01:31:23,680 --> 01:31:27,950 ♪ WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, SHE'S A LADY ♪ 914 01:31:27,951 --> 01:31:31,054 ♪ TALKIN' ABOUT THAT LITTLE LADY ♪ 915 01:31:32,722 --> 01:31:35,959 ♪ AND THE LADY IS MINE 916 01:31:37,461 --> 01:31:40,296 ♪ WELL SHE NEVER ASKS FOR VERY MUCH ♪ 917 01:31:40,297 --> 01:31:42,198 ♪ AND I DON'T REFUSE HER 918 01:31:42,232 --> 01:31:44,300 ♪ ALWAYS TREAT HER WITH RESPECT ♪ 919 01:31:44,301 --> 01:31:46,302 ♪ I NEVER WOULD ABUSE HER 920 01:31:46,303 --> 01:31:48,305 ♪ WHAT SHE'S GOT IS HARD TO FIND ♪ 921 01:31:48,338 --> 01:31:50,172 ♪ AND I DON'T WANT TO LOSE HER ♪ 922 01:31:50,173 --> 01:31:52,175 ♪ HELP ME BUILD A MOUNTAIN 923 01:31:52,208 --> 01:31:54,810 ♪ FROM A LITTLE PILE OF CLAY ♪ 924 01:31:54,811 --> 01:31:56,513 ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY 925 01:31:58,582 --> 01:32:00,684 ♪ WELL, SHE KNOWS WHAT I'M ABOUT ♪ 926 01:32:00,717 --> 01:32:02,886 ♪ SHE CAN TAKE WHAT I DISH OUT ♪ 927 01:32:02,919 --> 01:32:04,421 ♪ AND THAT'S NOT EASY 928 01:32:06,756 --> 01:32:08,924 ♪ WELL, SHE KNOWS ME THROUGH AND THROUGH ♪ 929 01:32:08,925 --> 01:32:10,759 ♪ AND SHE KNOWS JUST WHAT TO DO ♪ 930 01:32:10,760 --> 01:32:12,662 ♪ AND HOW TO PLEASE ME 931 01:32:14,931 --> 01:32:17,333 ♪ SHE'S A LADY 932 01:32:17,334 --> 01:32:19,202 ♪ WHOA, WHOA, WHOA 933 01:32:19,235 --> 01:32:21,404 LOOKS LIKE WE MIGHT NEED THAT ELEPHANT AGAIN. 934 01:32:21,405 --> 01:32:24,574 ♪ TALKING ABOUT THE LITTLE LADY ♪♪ 935 01:32:32,916 --> 01:32:34,850 WALLACE! 936 01:32:34,851 --> 01:32:36,686 I'M CALLING YOU OUT! 937 01:32:42,091 --> 01:32:45,094 WELL, THIS IS A SURPRISE. 938 01:32:45,128 --> 01:32:47,796 DID HELL FREEZE OVER OR WHAT? 939 01:32:47,797 --> 01:32:49,466 WHERE'S VIDA? 940 01:32:49,533 --> 01:32:52,268 OUT BUYING MORE CONDOMS. WHY? 941 01:33:07,150 --> 01:33:08,984 WHERE'S VIDA? 942 01:33:08,985 --> 01:33:11,321 ACTUALLY, SHE'S OVER AT THE HOSPITAL 943 01:33:11,388 --> 01:33:13,423 BEING TREATED FOR THIGH CHAFE. 944 01:33:13,457 --> 01:33:16,292 ONCE YOU'VE HAD A CLOWN, YOU NEVER GO BACK. 945 01:33:42,852 --> 01:33:44,588 WHERE'S VIDA? 946 01:33:44,621 --> 01:33:48,291 SHE'S OVER AT THE SUNOCO RESTROOM VASELINING UP HER BODY 947 01:33:48,324 --> 01:33:50,959 SO SHE CAN SQUEEZE INTO ONE OF THESE, 948 01:33:50,960 --> 01:33:53,497 THE OFFICIAL DR. NAPALM ASSISTANT SUIT. 949 01:33:53,530 --> 01:33:55,699 SOON TO BE "AS SEEN ON T.V." 950 01:34:04,207 --> 01:34:06,876 I'M FIGHTING FOR YOU, BABY! 951 01:34:06,943 --> 01:34:10,779 I'M FIGHTING FOR YOU, BABY! 952 01:34:10,780 --> 01:34:13,717 GET SOME FIRE EXTINGUISHERS! GET THE POWER BACK ON! 953 01:34:16,052 --> 01:34:19,855 I'M GONNA ASK YOU ONE LAST TIME, WHERE'S VIDA? 954 01:34:21,691 --> 01:34:23,726 LOOK OUTSIDE, ASSHOLE. 955 01:34:35,872 --> 01:34:37,873 THAT'S FOR MY PICKUP TRUCK. 956 01:34:37,874 --> 01:34:41,545 AND AS FOR YOUR SORRY EXCUSE FOR A WIFE... 957 01:34:41,578 --> 01:34:43,646 VIDA'S NOT HERE, 958 01:34:43,647 --> 01:34:46,349 'CAUSE SHE'S A LOSER, JUST LIKE YOU. 959 01:34:52,589 --> 01:34:55,591 YOU'RE GOIN' ON T.V. OVER MY DEAD BODY. 960 01:34:55,592 --> 01:34:58,227 RUIN MY HOME. RUIN MY MARRIAGE. 961 01:34:58,261 --> 01:34:59,928 I'LL BE DAMNED IF YOU'RE GONNA RUIN 962 01:34:59,929 --> 01:35:02,065 THE REST OF MY LIFE. 963 01:35:02,098 --> 01:35:04,701 YOU SELF-HATING FREAK. 964 01:35:08,905 --> 01:35:10,373 IT'S A GIFT 965 01:35:12,909 --> 01:35:14,243 NOT A CURSE. 966 01:35:23,052 --> 01:35:24,888 AND YOU DON'T DESERVE IT. 967 01:35:24,921 --> 01:35:27,355 JUST LIKE YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT WOMAN YOU'RE WITH. 968 01:35:27,356 --> 01:35:29,024 OH, DON'T TELL ME WHAT I DO... 969 01:35:29,025 --> 01:35:30,459 I'LL TELL YOU WHATEVER I LIKE! 970 01:35:30,460 --> 01:35:32,195 EVER SINCE WE WERE KIDS, 971 01:35:32,228 --> 01:35:34,063 EVER SINCE HORACE BRAINTREE'S CLUBHOUSE, 972 01:35:34,097 --> 01:35:37,466 WHEN YOU CONVINCED YOURSELF AND DAMN-NEAR CONVINCED ME 973 01:35:37,467 --> 01:35:40,369 THAT WE WERE MURDERERS, YOU'VE DREADED WHO WE ARE! 974 01:35:40,403 --> 01:35:42,638 WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, WILDER. 975 01:35:42,639 --> 01:35:44,908 WE DIDN'T KNOW THAT MAN WAS IN THERE! 976 01:35:44,941 --> 01:35:46,408 WE WERE LITTLE KIDS! 977 01:35:49,913 --> 01:35:53,650 MIDLOTHIAN SHOPPING CENTER. MULTIPLE FIRES. LORD, WHAT A DAY! 978 01:36:12,936 --> 01:36:16,672 LOOK WHAT THAT GUY'S DOING TO OUR MEAL TICKET. 979 01:36:18,274 --> 01:36:19,809 IT'S GONNA BLOW! 980 01:36:19,843 --> 01:36:21,910 GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! COME ON. 981 01:36:31,788 --> 01:36:32,989 COME ON! COME ON! 982 01:36:35,324 --> 01:36:37,160 COME ON, SWEETIE! 983 01:37:45,094 --> 01:37:46,429 WILDER! 984 01:37:48,364 --> 01:37:49,532 UGH! 985 01:37:55,939 --> 01:37:57,940 YEE-HAW! 986 01:37:57,941 --> 01:37:59,609 THE DOCTOR IS IN! 987 01:37:59,676 --> 01:38:00,844 YEE-HAW. 988 01:38:18,094 --> 01:38:19,461 VIDA! 989 01:38:19,462 --> 01:38:22,798 GET OFF OF HIM. GET OUT OF THE WAY. 990 01:38:22,799 --> 01:38:27,103 GET OUT OF THAT SILLY SUIT AND STOP THIS NOW! 991 01:38:27,136 --> 01:38:28,637 VIDA! 992 01:38:28,638 --> 01:38:30,305 MY ARM! 993 01:38:30,306 --> 01:38:32,709 MY ARM! 994 01:38:36,746 --> 01:38:37,647 VIDA! 995 01:39:00,503 --> 01:39:02,972 OH, NO. YOU THINK I KILLED HIM? 996 01:39:04,073 --> 01:39:05,775 I MIGHT HAVE KILLED HIM. 997 01:39:16,485 --> 01:39:18,321 GOOD SHOT, WILDER! 998 01:39:19,989 --> 01:39:21,490 GET BACK! 999 01:39:23,960 --> 01:39:26,428 I'M NOT FIGHTING YOU ANYMORE, WALLACE. 1000 01:39:26,429 --> 01:39:29,665 THERE'S NO REASON TO FIGHT ANYMORE. 1001 01:39:29,699 --> 01:39:30,800 YOU WIN. 1002 01:39:33,536 --> 01:39:35,371 EVERYBODY KNOWS. 1003 01:39:37,707 --> 01:39:38,674 YOU WIN. 1004 01:39:41,644 --> 01:39:44,647 DON'T GIVE ME THAT SANCTIMONIOUS SHIT! 1005 01:39:44,680 --> 01:39:47,215 IT'S OVER 'CAUSE YOU SAY IT'S OVER? 1006 01:39:47,216 --> 01:39:48,484 YOU DON'T GET IT, DO YOU, 1007 01:39:48,517 --> 01:39:50,385 YOU PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PISSANT? 1008 01:39:50,386 --> 01:39:53,055 YOU ARE NOT WIPING AWAY 32 YEARS 1009 01:39:53,056 --> 01:39:55,859 OF MAKING ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF CRAP, 1010 01:39:55,892 --> 01:39:59,127 SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU CHOOSE NOT TO FIGHT! 1011 01:39:59,128 --> 01:40:01,564 NOW GET UP AND FLAME ON! 1012 01:40:12,909 --> 01:40:16,411 I'M GONNA TAKE MY WIFE FOR A SPIN ON THE TILT-A-WHIRL. 1013 01:40:16,412 --> 01:40:17,747 WANT TO COME? 1014 01:40:19,348 --> 01:40:20,683 WHAT? 1015 01:40:20,716 --> 01:40:22,085 I'M NOT FIGHTING YOU. 1016 01:40:26,089 --> 01:40:27,656 THEN YOU'RE BURNING! 1017 01:40:27,690 --> 01:40:30,159 GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! 1018 01:40:31,727 --> 01:40:34,563 IT'S ALL RIGHT, FOLKS. EVERYTHING'S FINE. 1019 01:40:36,032 --> 01:40:38,835 DON'T RUN. EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL. 1020 01:40:50,446 --> 01:40:52,581 OK, THE FERRIS WHEEL! 1021 01:40:56,385 --> 01:40:57,553 OK! 1022 01:41:14,303 --> 01:41:17,640 ONE WAY OR THE OTHER, BROTHER, YOU'RE GONNA BURN! 1023 01:41:21,477 --> 01:41:22,744 WILDER! 1024 01:41:22,745 --> 01:41:25,614 WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO GO! 1025 01:41:25,648 --> 01:41:27,216 HEY, WALLACE! 1026 01:41:47,770 --> 01:41:49,906 ALL RIGHT, COMING THROUGH. 1027 01:41:52,175 --> 01:41:54,809 ALL RIGHT, ALREADY. SO, WHO'S GOT THE BIGGER ONE? 1028 01:41:54,810 --> 01:41:57,613 BIFF THE CLOWN, NEAR AS I CAN TELL. 1029 01:42:48,064 --> 01:42:49,032 THANKS. 1030 01:42:50,333 --> 01:42:51,234 YEAH. 1031 01:42:52,635 --> 01:42:55,304 ARE YOU GONNA WALK OVER TO THOSE DEPUTIES? 1032 01:42:56,705 --> 01:42:57,873 YEAH. 1033 01:42:59,342 --> 01:43:00,976 YEAH. 1034 01:43:00,977 --> 01:43:02,477 YEAH. 1035 01:43:02,478 --> 01:43:03,746 ME, TOO. 1036 01:43:16,059 --> 01:43:17,225 OK. 1037 01:43:17,226 --> 01:43:18,426 YEAH. 1038 01:43:18,427 --> 01:43:19,862 YEAH, YEAH, GOOD. 1039 01:43:46,122 --> 01:43:48,791 AND NOW A MAN WHO WON'T BE OFFENDED 1040 01:43:48,857 --> 01:43:52,460 IF YOU CALL HIM AN AMAZON GODDESS, 1041 01:43:52,461 --> 01:43:55,464 DAVID LETTERMAN! 1042 01:43:57,700 --> 01:44:00,769 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE WERE ALL TERRIBLY EXCITED 1043 01:44:00,803 --> 01:44:02,537 THE LAST TIME OUR NEXT GUEST WAS ON... 1044 01:44:02,538 --> 01:44:03,739 OH, SHOOT! HE'S ALREADY ON. 1045 01:44:03,772 --> 01:44:05,608 HERE HE IS, DR. NAPALM. 1046 01:44:07,943 --> 01:44:09,978 GREAT TO SEE YA. HOW ARE YOU? 1047 01:44:09,979 --> 01:44:11,981 HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU ACTUALLY HAVE LEFT? 1048 01:44:12,048 --> 01:44:14,049 IS IT 4 MONTHS UNTIL YOUR PAROLE? 1049 01:44:14,050 --> 01:44:15,918 THAT'S CORRECT, DAVID, 4 MONTHS, 1050 01:44:15,951 --> 01:44:18,454 PROVIDED I CONTINUE TO BEHAVE. 1051 01:44:18,487 --> 01:44:21,556 AND IN THE MEANTIME, MY WORK-RELEASE PROGRAM 1052 01:44:21,557 --> 01:44:22,958 SENDS ME TO HOSPITAL BURN WARDS 1053 01:44:22,992 --> 01:44:24,392 AND ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS, WHERE I... 1054 01:44:24,393 --> 01:44:28,064 I REALLY LIKE HIS NEW KINGSFORD COMMERCIAL. 1055 01:44:28,097 --> 01:44:30,165 ALSO, MY VARIOUS PRODUCT ENDORSEMENTS 1056 01:44:30,166 --> 01:44:32,235 HAVE MORE THAN PAID FOR THE DAMAGED PROPERTY 1057 01:44:32,268 --> 01:44:34,103 I CAUSED DURING MY LAWLESS PERIOD. 1058 01:44:34,137 --> 01:44:35,270 SO... 1059 01:44:35,271 --> 01:44:37,005 AND SO I FEEL THAT THE HEALING PROCESS... 1060 01:44:37,006 --> 01:44:39,808 ...WHAT TIME DO YOU HAVE TO GO BACK TO WORK? 1061 01:44:39,842 --> 01:44:41,809 ...THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE... 1062 01:44:41,810 --> 01:44:44,347 MY LAST SET DOESN'T START UNTIL 1:00. 1063 01:45:29,892 --> 01:45:32,727 ♪ WHENEVER I'M WITH HER 1064 01:45:32,728 --> 01:45:35,563 ♪ SOMETHING INSIDE 1065 01:45:35,564 --> 01:45:38,134 ♪ STARTS TO BURNIN' 1066 01:45:38,167 --> 01:45:42,003 ♪ AND I'M FILLED WITH DESIRE 1067 01:45:42,004 --> 01:45:43,672 ♪ COULD IT BE A DEVIL IN ME 1068 01:45:43,706 --> 01:45:46,708 ♪ OR IS THIS THE WAY LOVE'S SUPPOSED TO BE? ♪ 1069 01:45:46,709 --> 01:45:48,743 ♪ IT'S LIKE A HEAT WAVE 1070 01:45:48,744 --> 01:45:51,214 ♪ BURNING IN MY HEART 1071 01:45:51,247 --> 01:45:53,915 ♪ I CAN'T KEEP FROM CRYIN' 1072 01:45:53,916 --> 01:45:56,719 ♪ IT'S TEARIN' ME APART 1073 01:45:56,752 --> 01:45:59,053 ♪ WHENEVER SHE CALLS MY NAME 1074 01:45:59,054 --> 01:46:02,690 ♪ SO SLOW, SWEET AND PLAIN 1075 01:46:02,691 --> 01:46:05,194 ♪ RIGHT THEN, RIGHT THERE 1076 01:46:05,228 --> 01:46:08,062 ♪ I FEEL THAT BURNIN' FLAME 1077 01:46:08,063 --> 01:46:10,498 ♪ HAS HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE GOT A HOLD ON ME ♪ 1078 01:46:10,499 --> 01:46:13,268 ♪ OR IS THIS THE WAY LOVE'S SUPPOSED TO BE? ♪ 1079 01:46:13,269 --> 01:46:15,438 ♪ IT'S LIKE A HEAT WAVE 1080 01:46:15,504 --> 01:46:17,939 ♪ BURNING IN MY HEART 1081 01:46:17,940 --> 01:46:20,709 ♪ I CAN'T KEEP FROM CRYIN' 1082 01:46:20,743 --> 01:46:22,844 ♪ IT'S TEARING ME APART 1083 01:46:22,845 --> 01:46:24,512 ♪ DOO, DO, DO, DO 1084 01:46:24,513 --> 01:46:27,015 ♪ DO-WAH, DO-WAH 1085 01:46:27,049 --> 01:46:29,718 ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 1086 01:46:29,752 --> 01:46:32,254 ♪ DO-WAH, DO-WAH 1087 01:46:32,255 --> 01:46:35,022 ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 1088 01:46:35,023 --> 01:46:37,693 ♪ AH, AH 1089 01:46:37,726 --> 01:46:40,429 ♪ AH, AH 1090 01:46:40,463 --> 01:46:42,029 ♪ HEAT WAVE 1091 01:46:42,030 --> 01:46:44,700 ♪ SOMETIMES I STARE IN SPACE 1092 01:46:44,733 --> 01:46:47,735 ♪ TEARS ALL OVER MY FACE 1093 01:46:47,736 --> 01:46:50,406 ♪ CAN'T EXPLAIN IT, DON'T UNDERSTAND IT ♪ 1094 01:46:50,439 --> 01:46:53,241 ♪ I AIN'T NEVER FELT LIKE THIS BEFORE ♪ 1095 01:46:53,242 --> 01:46:55,977 ♪ THIS FUNNY FEELING HAS ME AMAZED ♪ 1096 01:46:55,978 --> 01:46:58,581 ♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, MY HEAD'S IN A HAZE ♪ 1097 01:46:58,614 --> 01:47:00,382 ♪ IT'S LIKE A HEAT WAVE 1098 01:47:00,383 --> 01:47:02,218 ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 1099 01:47:02,251 --> 01:47:05,153 ♪ WELL, IT'S ALL RIGHT, GIRL 1100 01:47:05,154 --> 01:47:06,889 ♪ GO AHEAD, GIRL 1101 01:47:06,922 --> 01:47:09,458 ♪ WELL, IT'S ALL RIGHT, GIRL 1102 01:47:09,492 --> 01:47:12,227 ♪ AIN'T NOTHING BUT LOVE, GIRL ♪ 1103 01:47:12,228 --> 01:47:15,163 ♪ DON'T PASS UP THIS CHANCE 1104 01:47:15,164 --> 01:47:17,633 ♪ THIS TIME IT'S TRUE ROMANCE ♪ 1105 01:47:17,666 --> 01:47:19,167 ♪ IT'S LIKE A HEAT WAVE 1106 01:47:19,168 --> 01:47:20,968 ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 1107 01:47:20,969 --> 01:47:24,172 ♪ BURNING, BURNING, BURNING, YEAH ♪ 1108 01:47:24,173 --> 01:47:25,441 ♪ HEAT WAVE 1109 01:47:25,474 --> 01:47:26,508 ♪ YEAH, YEAH 1110 01:47:26,509 --> 01:47:29,578 ♪ BURNING, BURNING, BURNING, YEAH ♪ 1111 01:47:29,612 --> 01:47:30,979 ♪ HEAT WAVE 1112 01:47:31,013 --> 01:47:33,448 ♪ DO-DOO, DO, DO-DO 1113 01:47:33,449 --> 01:47:36,118 ♪ DO, DO-DO, DOO, WAH-WAH, OOH, WAH-WAH ♪ 1114 01:47:36,151 --> 01:47:39,087 ♪ HEAT WAVE ♪ 72122

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