All language subtitles for Wizards.Beyond.Waverly.Place.S01E10.1080p.DSNP.WEB-DL.H264-DJT

If I can remove this,
then the patient just might have a chance.

Billie, it's too risky. Don't be a hero.

I have to. I took an oath.

It was written on the side of the box.

I'm going in.

Steady. Steady.

Yo, I felt that one in my teeth.

Is this supposed to shock us that bad?

No. That's why they stopped making it.

I can't believe you've never
played Dr. Shock. It's a classic!

Yeah, we don't really have board games
in the wizard world.

Well, what did you do for fun?

Well, I had this friend, Nerissa,

who was, like,
the coolest person at WizTech.

How could anybody be cooler than you?

I know, right? It sounds made up.

We had so much fun.

We'd go orc tipping, we'd ding dong witch,

and we'd play minotaur golf.

Minotaur golf? Is it like miniature golf?

Yeah, except you're the ball.

Nerissa and I were so wild,
teachers called us the "Chaos Queens."

Wow, you were "nickname cool."

My teachers just call me
"Works Well with Others."

Oh, no way.
I am literally getting a WandTime

from Nerissa right now.

Queen Bee, how you wizzin'?

Nerissa! I was just talking about you.

Oh, I know.
I cast a gossip spell on my name.

It alerts me whenever someone mentions me.

Oh.

Professor Dinglebop is texting
about the burp spell I put on him.

Whoa.

Never been called that before.

You have not changed.

Hey, I'm Winter.
I've heard so much about you.

Actually, I haven't.
I just heard about you today.

Trust me, Nerissa's the best.
You know, I wish we could all hang out.

I can hang out in the mortal world.

I need to lay low anyway.

Got some heat on me after that burp spell.

The Chaos Queens are back!

The mortal world is not ready.

♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪

♪ When you can have what you want ♪

♪ By the simplest of means ♪

♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪

♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪

♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪

♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪

♪ Yes, please ♪

♪ What it seems ♪

And last week in the cafeteria,

I did the burger booger
switcheroo spell.

Let's just say the lunch lady
was snot happy.

You are as wild
as you ever were.

So, tell me about all the crazy things
you've been doing in the mortal world.

I bet you rule this place, huh?

Oh, yeah.

Well, actually, I'm not supposed to tell
anybody else I'm a wizard.

But you do, obviously.

Of course. [chuckles] I told Winter.

But only after we were friends,
and she knew she could trust me.

Wow. Really, uh, living
on the edge there, Billie.

Hey, I've gotten into plenty
of trouble.

You know, I let a floogie loose
in the house.

Now that's my girl.

And then she saved the family
by sending it back

to where it came from.

But... [chuckles] ...this one time,

I sent my new wizard teacher,
Justin, a shrink box.

Ooh-kay, slay.

And then she spent the rest of the day
helping him get his dream job.

Winter, we don't have to tell
the whole story every time.

Hey, it's not your fault you've...

lost your edge.

The mortal world just seems kind of...

Mm...

What's more boring than boring?

Uh, guess who fit five raisins
on his celery?

Hey, Roman. This is Nerissa,
Billie's friend from WizTech.

I'm sure Roman
has something way better to do

than hang out with us.

Indeed I do. I'll be in my room watching

an eight-part documentary
on the history of mimes.

- Is the mortal world always this boring?
- No.

Fun fact about mimes. They used to talk.

Okay, maybe it is.

All right, Russo, the garage
isn't gonna clean itself.

Unless it did.

Giada, if Billie can't use magic
outside of the lair, neither can I.

All right?

Besides, I've got a crevice attachment

for my super vac
that I have been dying to use.

I haven't seen a twinkle like that
in your eye since you proposed.

Bad news. I killed another one.

If he wasn't holding
a plant, I'd be worried.

I'm never gonna be able
to grow a sunflower for science class.

And my nemesis, Bella Bianchi,

keeps texting me
about her dumb sunflower.

Hello, Milo. My sunflower
grew another five inches.

Text me back a video of you crying,

'cause I know you are.

I used to think Bella
got her attitude from her mom,

but I think her mom gets it from her.

Can't you just buy me a sunflower?

- Sure!
- No!

I mean, no. Absolutely not.

It's just, I don't know
if I can watch another one die.

Sorry, buddy. The point of the project
is you do it yourself.

Oh, came in here
for a glass of water, but...

based on that plant,
I'm assuming you don't have any.

- Who are you?
- I'm Nerissa.

- Billie and I went to WizTech together.
- So you're a wizard?

Any chance you know a spell
to bring this plant back to life?

Oh, yeah. You're gonna love this.

Sun above, soil below.

Summon a gnome to make this plant grow.

- What's that?
- It's a garden gnome.

These guys love plants.
He'll help you out for sure.

Bella's gonna barf
with jealousy when she sees my sunflower.

Thanks, whatever your name was.

Gave him
a powerful magical object

and he asked zero questions?
Hmm. That's my kind of kid.

Wow, this mime documentary is quiet.

Do I always chew this loud?

Hey, Roman, I need to talk to you.

Since I've been here, have I changed?

Well, you knocked
before coming in, so that's new.

I did, didn't I?
You know, maybe Nerissa's right.

Maybe the mortal world
is making me lose my edge.

Hmm, it has been a couple days
since I feared for my life.

Oh, this is bad. I need to up my game.

No, no, no. Your game
is perfect where it is!

If anything, I'd down your game!

And she left without listening to me.

So that's the same.

So you get six guesses to guess the word.

But here's the thing.
It could be any word.

It could be "fudge,"
or "plane," or "bunny."

And you play this for fun.

Yeah, it's like the first thing I do
when I wake up in the morning.

It might even be the reason
I wake up in the morning.

Everything you're saying is making me sad.

Hey, Billie, listen,
I think I'm just gonna go.

But you just got here.

Feels like I've been here forever.

Uh, wait. [chuckles] You can't leave now.

If you leave now,
you'll miss, uh, the party.

You're having a party?

Yeah.

A wizard party, and it's gonna be wild.

Like, "wake up the next morning,
can't find my wand" wild.

Now that's the Billie I remember.

You had me scared for a minute.

- Chaos Queens!
- Chaos Queens!

And introducing Winter!

We'll work on that.

Okay, we gotta invite Phoenix
and Dax and Frankie

and Iggy to the party.

Oh, and what about Doug the werewolf kid?

Uh, you sure?

Remember what happened at the last party?

It's fine. He's house-trained now.

Billie, do you really think
having a house party

is a good idea?

I mean, what if everybody makes a mess?

- I'll use magic.
- What if somebody breaks something?

I'll use magic.

What if somebody starts a fire?

I'll use a hose.

Which I'll conjure. With magic.

Okay, fine. But Mr. and Mrs. Russo
are right outside.

They could catch us.

Maybe we should just run this by them.

You better get a handle on your girl.

She talking crazy.

Winter, I'll cast a party-proof spell.

The Russos won't hear
any noise we're making.

Nerissa and I know what we're doing.
We're not gonna get caught.

You got caught all the time at WizTech.

And there were times
where we didn't get caught.

This is gonna be like one of those times.

You ready to unleash
your inner Chaos Queen?

Well, you've addressed
all my concerns, so I'm in.

Okay, Gnome, make my plant grow!

Uh, plantus growus.

Maybe I have to rub him like a genie lamp.

Nope! Nobody's rubbin' nothin'.

Whoa! You can talk!

Whoa! You can point out the obvious!

Kid, what'd you do to this poor plant?

I think I over-watered it,
or maybe I under-watered it.

I don't know, I kind of lost track
after I killed the first dozen.

Dozen? You're a monster.

Can you fix it or not?

Yeah, I can bring that plant back to life,

but in return,
you gotta give me something I want.

- What do you want?
- It's nothing.

I promise. Not even worth discussing.

Sounds good to me.

A magical bargain,
and he didn't ask a single question?

That's my kind of kid.

Let's get you a plant.

That's even bigger than Bella's!

When she sees this, she's gonna...

I don't know what she's going to do.

I've never actually beaten her
in anything before.

Uh, uh, uh! Not so fast.

Now, for my side of the bargain.

What's happening?

You made me the gnome?

Yeah, I did! Finally,

I'm free of that ceramic prison.

See you later, dum-dum!

I need to start asking questions.

I gotta find Dad!

I'm okay.

♪ ...revolves around me, I'm a star ♪

♪ D, O, double B, R ♪

♪ Pressure over winning ♪

♪ Everything revolves around me
I'm a star ♪

♪ Me, myself, and I don't go... ♪

All right, this party's off the wand.

Yeah, it's great. For the mortal world.

Well, I think this is
the best party I've ever been to.

Now, I've never been to a party,
so take that for what it's worth.

Excuse me, pardon me,
just trying to walk through my own house.

Come on, people, use a coaster!

All right, whose can is this?

Or... Or do whatever you want,
Mr. Werewolf, s-- sir.

Billie, a word?

Mm, somebody's in trouble.

He can't get me in trouble.

Actually, he can get me
in trouble. I should take this.

You have to shut this down
before my mom and dad find out.

Mostly my dad. I get the feeling
Mom threw a lot of parties in high school.

- But Chaos Queens don't shut down parties.
- Okay, well, I do.

I'm sorry. Uh, do you know
where I can find a coaster?

Are you an angel?

No, a pixie. I'm Iggy.

My name's...

Uh, my name's...

Hold on, give me a second,
'cause I know I have one, so...

His name's Roman. He lives upstairs.

Keep him talking, 'cause I gotta go.

Roman. I love that name.

Thank you. My mommy gave it to me.

I mean...
...yeah, no, you know,

whatever. It's-- It's cool.
I might change it later.

You're weird! Say something else.

Y-- I... helped my dad
pick that paint color.

That is so random. I love it.

Is this what having game feels like?

So, uh, what's a pixie like you
doing in a kitchen like this?

I-- I know you just saw me fall,
but can you look away while I get up?

If I had a holster,
that'd have been really cool.

It feels so good
to get rid of stuff.

Whoa! We can't get rid of this.

Milo's third grade science quiz?

Uh, what if he becomes a famous physicist
and they need it for a documentary?

Honey, I don't think we have to worry.

Milo still thinks if he jumps high enough,
he'll float away.

We can't just clean the garage.
We have to get rid of stuff.

It's--
But these are memories, okay?

They're memories.
I mean, I mean...

Look, look. This here,
this is Roman's baby blanket.

Remember? He couldn't say his Ls.

He called it his "banket."

He wuved his banket.

He also wuved to spit up on his banket.

I guess we don't
have to keep everything.

It's just... [sighs] Man, the boys,
they're growing up so fast.

You blink and e-- everything's changed.

I mean, yeah, I remember

when Milo was no bigger
than... than that garden gnome.

Hey, Dad!

Milo?

You're a gnome!

I wouldn't be
if you'd just bought me a sunflower.

Thank goodness he started talking.

He was in the throwaway pile.

Billie! Here's a fun thing
I've never said.

A werewolf is using the couch
as a scratching post.

I love this party!

Doug!

You are not supposed to be on the couch.

Bad Doug, bad!

Pillow repair.

Billie, why'd you just yell at Doug?

Are you trying to ruin this party?

Billie wouldn't do that.
This party's fire!

That's exactly what
this party is missing! Fire!

No, no fire.

What happened to you?
You used to be a Chaos Queen.

Now you're just acting
like a... mortal. No offense.

None taken.

Um...
I-- I still am a Chaos Queen.

Then prove it.

Okay, I'll p-- I'll prove it.

You know, I'll do better than prove it.

'Cause what this party needs
is a, uh... shadow box.

What's a shadow box?

Terror, darkness, smoke, and fear.

Box of nightmares, please appear.

That pretty much covers it.

That's right,
it's a shadow box.

No one's ever lasted
a full five minutes inside.

Anyone brave enough to try for the record?

Whoa, Billie, you have a shadow box!

Yeah, I do.

And you're letting a mortal go in it?

Yeah, I am.

Wait, what?

Chaos Queens!

Winter!

This is the wildest thing I've ever seen.

And I've watched an eight-part documentary
on mimes.

Are you messing with me?

Winter? Winter, where are you?

Hopefully nowhere near that.

Winter?

If I don't open my eyes,
you can't suck out my soul.

I read that somewhere. Or I made it up.

Either way, that's the rule.

Winter, it's me!

Billie! I'm so glad to see you.

What were you thinking coming in here?

You told me to unleash my Chaos Queen.

Turns out she makes really dumb decisions.

This is all my fault.
I didn't mean to put you in danger.

I just wanted to prove to Nerissa
that I haven't lost my edge.

Why would you think that?

'Cause she said I've changed
since I've been in the mortal world.

Is that such a bad thing?

You know, I thought it was.
But maybe it's not.

I mean, I used to love
being wild with Nerissa

back at WizTech,
and now it just seems so...

Destructive to relationships
and sofa cushions?

It's just... [sighs] I've always felt like

I had to be this wild wizard
to impress Nerissa.

When I met you,
I didn't even know you were a wizard.

Yeah, that's true.
You just liked me for me.

That's how friendship's
supposed to be, right?

Yeah, I guess it is.

I'm sorry you had to run
into a box full of nightmares

for me to learn that.

Hey, thanks for coming after me.

That's how friendship's
supposed to be. Right?

So, we good?

Uh...

Seriously, we're not good?

No, we are not.

Winter, come on. Please forgive me.

Billie, we're fine, but we're not good.

Oh, yeah, we're bad. We're really bad.

Okay, you got this.

And away... we... go!

Ow!

Hello, Milo.

A human child? Are you friend or foe?

Isn't that clear
from the way I said, "Hello, Milo"?

There's no way you grew that.

Oh, but I did, with a little magic.

Magic? You're being so weird,
I don't even know how to make fun of it.

What is Bella Bianchi doing here?

Probably came over to rub it in my face
that she's not a gnome.

Uh... I don't think that's it, buddy.

- No.
- Okay, you get rid of Bella.

We'll figure out how
to get Milo his body back.

Okay.

Bella, sweetie, now isn't really
a good time to play with Milo.

What we do isn't play. It's war.

Listen up, Gnome.

You may have the face
of my beautiful baby boy,

but I will take you down.

Ha! I'm not afraid of you.

Dad, he loves plants! Use the sunflower!

Ah! What are you doing?

Trade places with Milo
or the sunflower gets it!

You wouldn't dare!

I just threw away my son's baby blanket.

You think I care
about a plant I just met today?

What's it gonna be, Gnome?
This plant is getting real heavy.

Okay, fine!

I should probably get
out of this body anyway

before it hits puberty.
Not doing that again.

I'm me again!

Who else would you be?

- I thought you got rid of her.
- I tried,

but her dad wouldn't open the door.

I think he's afraid of her.

I know you didn't grow
that sunflower on your own.

You're hiding something, and I won't rest
until I find out what it is!

See you, Mr. and Mrs. Russo.

Think she's gonna be a problem?

Is she not already?

What was that?

A graveling. They serve evil wizards.

- What's it doing here?
- Whatever it is, it can't be good.

Just blast it.

Magic doesn't work in a shadow box.
That's what makes it so scary.

Wait, I have an idea. Follow me.

Winter? Winter, where are you?

I think I got lost.

Stay there, I'll find you!

I said I'd come find you.

Right, sorry.

Oh good, you found me.

What was that?

- Keep running!
- Why would I stop?

There's the door!

We survived!

Oh, man,
you were only in there two minutes.

Here's your ten bucks, Doug.

- Okay, who's next?
- No. No one's next.

Aw.

What are you doing?
It's just a lame shadow box.

If it's so lame, then you go in it.

I mean, I would, but everyone knows...

that you're not supposed
to go into a shadow box

until 30 minutes after you've eaten.

And, uh... I just ate.

What are you doing? This is so not cool!

Then you're gonna hate this.

All right, people, everybody out.

If you came through the mirror,
it's time to disappear.

You have really changed.

I may not be the Billie I used to be,

but I like the Billie I am now.

I like her, too.

Well, personally,

I'm a bigger fan of the old Billie.

But hey... you do you.

It's cool.

Uh, but, I mean, it's-- it's not... cool.

But it's cool.

But, to be clear... it's not cool.

- See you, Billie.
- Take care, Nerissa.

Well, I better go.

It was nice meeting you, Iggy.

You too. Oh, and my friends call me Ig.

Cool. Mine call me Rome.

Well, I'll see you
at the next party, Rome.

Roman's got a girlfriend.

No, I don't!

Unless she said something.
Did she say something?

If she said something,
you have to tell me!

Come on, just go for it.

But why'd I have to sign a waiver saying

I wouldn't sue the game company
for malpractice?

Hurry up before you lose a patient!

All right, Dr. J, going in!

So cool.

Is anyone else's tongue numb?

Anything you guys wanna tell me?

Uh, Roman's got a girlfriend.

Was that her?