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If I can remove this,
then the patient just might have a chance.
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Billie, it's too risky. Don't be a hero.
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I have to. I took an oath.
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It was written on the side of the box.
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I'm going in.
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Steady. Steady.
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Yo, I felt that one in my teeth.
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Is this supposed to shock us that bad?
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No. That's why they stopped making it.
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I can't believe you've never
played Dr. Shock. It's a classic!
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Yeah, we don't really have board games
in the wizard world.
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Well, what did you do for fun?
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Well, I had this friend, Nerissa,
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who was, like,
the coolest person at WizTech.
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How could anybody be cooler than you?
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I know, right? It sounds made up.
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We had so much fun.
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We'd go orc tipping, we'd ding dong witch,
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and we'd play minotaur golf.
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Minotaur golf? Is it like miniature golf?
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Yeah, except you're the ball.
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Nerissa and I were so wild,
teachers called us the "Chaos Queens."
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Wow, you were "nickname cool."
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My teachers just call me
"Works Well with Others."
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Oh, no way.
I am literally getting a WandTime
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from Nerissa right now.
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Queen Bee, how you wizzin'?
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Nerissa! I was just talking about you.
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Oh, I know.
I cast a gossip spell on my name.
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It alerts me whenever someone mentions me.
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Oh.
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Professor Dinglebop is texting
about the burp spell I put on him.
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Whoa.
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Never been called that before.
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You have not changed.
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Hey, I'm Winter.
I've heard so much about you.
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Actually, I haven't.
I just heard about you today.
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Trust me, Nerissa's the best.
You know, I wish we could all hang out.
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I can hang out in the mortal world.
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I need to lay low anyway.
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Got some heat on me after that burp spell.
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The Chaos Queens are back!
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The mortal world is not ready.
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{\an8}♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪
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{\an8}♪ When you can have what you want ♪
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{\an8}♪ By the simplest of means ♪
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{\an8}♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪
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{\an8}♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪
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And last week in the cafeteria,
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I did the burger booger
switcheroo spell.
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Let's just say the lunch lady
was snot happy.
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You are as wild
as you ever were.
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{\an8}So, tell me about all the crazy things
you've been doing in the mortal world.
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I bet you rule this place, huh?
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{\an8}Oh, yeah.
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{\an8}Well, actually, I'm not supposed to tell
anybody else I'm a wizard.
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But you do, obviously.
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Of course. [chuckles] I told Winter.
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But only after we were friends,
and she knew she could trust me.
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Wow. Really, uh, living
on the edge there, Billie.
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{\an8}Hey, I've gotten into plenty
of trouble.
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{\an8}You know, I let a floogie loose
in the house.
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Now that's my girl.
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And then she saved the family
by sending it back
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to where it came from.
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{\an8}But... [chuckles] ...this one time,
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{\an8}I sent my new wizard teacher,
Justin, a shrink box.
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Ooh-kay, slay.
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And then she spent the rest of the day
helping him get his dream job.
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{\an8}Winter, we don't have to tell
the whole story every time.
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Hey, it's not your fault you've...
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lost your edge.
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{\an8}The mortal world just seems kind of...
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Mm...
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What's more boring than boring?
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{\an8}Uh, guess who fit five raisins
on his celery?
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Hey, Roman. This is Nerissa,
Billie's friend from WizTech.
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{\an8}I'm sure Roman
has something way better to do
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{\an8}than hang out with us.
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{\an8}Indeed I do. I'll be in my room watching
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{\an8}an eight-part documentary
on the history of mimes.
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- Is the mortal world always this boring?
- No.
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{\an8}Fun fact about mimes. They used to talk.
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Okay, maybe it is.
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{\an8}All right, Russo, the garage
isn't gonna clean itself.
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Unless it did.
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{\an8}Giada, if Billie can't use magic
outside of the lair, neither can I.
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All right?
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Besides, I've got a crevice attachment
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for my super vac
that I have been dying to use.
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I haven't seen a twinkle like that
in your eye since you proposed.
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Bad news. I killed another one.
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If he wasn't holding
a plant, I'd be worried.
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I'm never gonna be able
to grow a sunflower for science class.
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And my nemesis, Bella Bianchi,
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keeps texting me
about her dumb sunflower.
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Hello, Milo. My sunflower
grew another five inches.
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Text me back a video of you crying,
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'cause I know you are.
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I used to think Bella
got her attitude from her mom,
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but I think her mom gets it from her.
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Can't you just buy me a sunflower?
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- Sure!
- No!
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I mean, no. Absolutely not.
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It's just, I don't know
if I can watch another one die.
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Sorry, buddy. The point of the project
is you do it yourself.
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Oh, came in here
for a glass of water, but...
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based on that plant,
I'm assuming you don't have any.
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- Who are you?
- I'm Nerissa.
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- Billie and I went to WizTech together.
- So you're a wizard?
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Any chance you know a spell
to bring this plant back to life?
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Oh, yeah. You're gonna love this.
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Sun above, soil below.
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Summon a gnome to make this plant grow.
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- What's that?
- It's a garden gnome.
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These guys love plants.
He'll help you out for sure.
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Bella's gonna barf
with jealousy when she sees my sunflower.
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Thanks, whatever your name was.
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Gave him
a powerful magical object
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and he asked zero questions?
Hmm. That's my kind of kid.
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Wow, this mime documentary is quiet.
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Do I always chew this loud?
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Hey, Roman, I need to talk to you.
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Since I've been here, have I changed?
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Well, you knocked
before coming in, so that's new.
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I did, didn't I?
You know, maybe Nerissa's right.
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Maybe the mortal world
is making me lose my edge.
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Hmm, it has been a couple days
since I feared for my life.
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Oh, this is bad. I need to up my game.
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No, no, no. Your game
is perfect where it is!
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If anything, I'd down your game!
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And she left without listening to me.
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So that's the same.
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So you get six guesses to guess the word.
139
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But here's the thing.
It could be any word.
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It could be "fudge,"
or "plane," or "bunny."
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And you play this for fun.
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Yeah, it's like the first thing I do
when I wake up in the morning.
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It might even be the reason
I wake up in the morning.
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Everything you're saying is making me sad.
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Hey, Billie, listen,
I think I'm just gonna go.
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But you just got here.
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Feels like I've been here forever.
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Uh, wait. [chuckles] You can't leave now.
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If you leave now,
you'll miss, uh, the party.
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You're having a party?
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Yeah.
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A wizard party, and it's gonna be wild.
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Like, "wake up the next morning,
can't find my wand" wild.
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Now that's the Billie I remember.
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You had me scared for a minute.
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- Chaos Queens!
- Chaos Queens!
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And introducing Winter!
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We'll work on that.
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Okay, we gotta invite Phoenix
and Dax and Frankie
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and Iggy to the party.
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Oh, and what about Doug the werewolf kid?
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Uh, you sure?
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Remember what happened at the last party?
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It's fine. He's house-trained now.
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Billie, do you really think
having a house party
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is a good idea?
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I mean, what if everybody makes a mess?
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- I'll use magic.
- What if somebody breaks something?
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I'll use magic.
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What if somebody starts a fire?
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I'll use a hose.
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Which I'll conjure. With magic.
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Okay, fine. But Mr. and Mrs. Russo
are right outside.
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They could catch us.
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Maybe we should just run this by them.
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You better get a handle on your girl.
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She talking crazy.
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Winter, I'll cast a party-proof spell.
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The Russos won't hear
any noise we're making.
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Nerissa and I know what we're doing.
We're not gonna get caught.
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You got caught all the time at WizTech.
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And there were times
where we didn't get caught.
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This is gonna be like one of those times.
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You ready to unleash
your inner Chaos Queen?
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Well, you've addressed
all my concerns, so I'm in.
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Okay, Gnome, make my plant grow!
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Uh, plantus growus.
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00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:12,717
Maybe I have to rub him like a genie lamp.
189
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Nope! Nobody's rubbin' nothin'.
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Whoa! You can talk!
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00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:20,434
Whoa! You can point out the obvious!
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Kid, what'd you do to this poor plant?
193
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I think I over-watered it,
or maybe I under-watered it.
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I don't know, I kind of lost track
after I killed the first dozen.
195
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Dozen? You're a monster.
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Can you fix it or not?
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Yeah, I can bring that plant back to life,
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but in return,
you gotta give me something I want.
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- What do you want?
- It's nothing.
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I promise. Not even worth discussing.
201
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Sounds good to me.
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A magical bargain,
and he didn't ask a single question?
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That's my kind of kid.
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Let's get you a plant.
205
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That's even bigger than Bella's!
206
00:10:01,225 --> 00:10:02,476
When she sees this, she's gonna...
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00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:04,520
I don't know what she's going to do.
208
00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:06,731
I've never actually beaten her
in anything before.
209
00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:08,607
Uh, uh, uh! Not so fast.
210
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,401
Now, for my side of the bargain.
211
00:10:11,485 --> 00:10:13,988
What's happening?
212
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:20,953
You made me the gnome?
213
00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,914
Yeah, I did! Finally,
214
00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,833
I'm free of that ceramic prison.
215
00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:29,211
See you later, dum-dum!
216
00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:32,340
I need to start asking questions.
217
00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:34,342
I gotta find Dad!
218
00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:39,597
I'm okay.
219
00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:46,020
♪ ...revolves around me, I'm a star ♪
220
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♪ D, O, double B, R ♪
221
00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:50,273
♪ Pressure over winning ♪
222
00:10:50,274 --> 00:10:53,361
♪ Everything revolves around me
I'm a star ♪
223
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♪ Me, myself, and I don't go... ♪
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All right, this party's off the wand.
225
00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:04,622
Yeah, it's great. For the mortal world.
226
00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:07,916
Well, I think this is
the best party I've ever been to.
227
00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,252
Now, I've never been to a party,
so take that for what it's worth.
228
00:11:12,296 --> 00:11:16,050
Excuse me, pardon me,
just trying to walk through my own house.
229
00:11:17,593 --> 00:11:20,971
Come on, people, use a coaster!
230
00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:22,890
All right, whose can is this?
231
00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:28,229
Or... Or do whatever you want,
Mr. Werewolf, s-- sir.
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00:11:31,565 --> 00:11:33,150
Billie, a word?
233
00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:36,111
Mm, somebody's in trouble.
234
00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:37,697
He can't get me in trouble.
235
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,908
Actually, he can get me
in trouble. I should take this.
236
00:11:42,284 --> 00:11:44,787
You have to shut this down
before my mom and dad find out.
237
00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:47,998
Mostly my dad. I get the feeling
Mom threw a lot of parties in high school.
238
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:51,919
- But Chaos Queens don't shut down parties.
- Okay, well, I do.
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00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:55,172
I'm sorry. Uh, do you know
where I can find a coaster?
240
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,258
Are you an angel?
241
00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:00,678
No, a pixie. I'm Iggy.
242
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,221
My name's...
243
00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,557
Uh, my name's...
244
00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,892
Hold on, give me a second,
'cause I know I have one, so...
245
00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:10,812
His name's Roman. He lives upstairs.
246
00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:12,356
Keep him talking, 'cause I gotta go.
247
00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:15,943
Roman. I love that name.
248
00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:18,320
Thank you. My mommy gave it to me.
249
00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:21,698
I mean...
...yeah, no, you know,
250
00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:23,868
whatever. It's-- It's cool.
I might change it later.
251
00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:30,875
You're weird! Say something else.
252
00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:36,172
Y-- I... helped my dad
pick that paint color.
253
00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:39,717
That is so random. I love it.
254
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,678
Is this what having game feels like?
255
00:12:44,638 --> 00:12:49,769
So, uh, what's a pixie like you
doing in a kitchen like this?
256
00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:56,609
I-- I know you just saw me fall,
but can you look away while I get up?
257
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,588
If I had a holster,
that'd have been really cool.
258
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:21,674
It feels so good
to get rid of stuff.
259
00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:23,928
Whoa! We can't get rid of this.
260
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,305
Milo's third grade science quiz?
261
00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:29,850
Uh, what if he becomes a famous physicist
and they need it for a documentary?
262
00:13:30,684 --> 00:13:32,853
Honey, I don't think we have to worry.
263
00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:35,898
Milo still thinks if he jumps high enough,
he'll float away.
264
00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:41,278
We can't just clean the garage.
We have to get rid of stuff.
265
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:45,573
It's--
But these are memories, okay?
266
00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:47,784
They're memories.
I mean, I mean...
267
00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:51,037
Look, look. This here,
this is Roman's baby blanket.
268
00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:53,206
Remember? He couldn't say his Ls.
269
00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:55,292
He called it his "banket."
270
00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:58,087
He wuved his banket.
271
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:02,257
He also wuved to spit up on his banket.
272
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:05,761
I guess we don't
have to keep everything.
273
00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:10,014
It's just... [sighs] Man, the boys,
they're growing up so fast.
274
00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:12,225
You blink and e-- everything's changed.
275
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:14,102
I mean, yeah, I remember
276
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:18,107
when Milo was no bigger
than... than that garden gnome.
277
00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:20,734
Hey, Dad!
278
00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:22,194
Milo?
279
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,071
You're a gnome!
280
00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:28,158
I wouldn't be
if you'd just bought me a sunflower.
281
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:31,244
Thank goodness he started talking.
282
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:32,872
He was in the throwaway pile.
283
00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:42,088
Billie! Here's a fun thing
I've never said.
284
00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:44,425
A werewolf is using the couch
as a scratching post.
285
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:45,593
I love this party!
286
00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:50,305
Doug!
287
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,683
You are not supposed to be on the couch.
288
00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:56,312
Bad Doug, bad!
289
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:57,605
Pillow repair.
290
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,857
Billie, why'd you just yell at Doug?
291
00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,776
Are you trying to ruin this party?
292
00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:06,238
Billie wouldn't do that.
This party's fire!
293
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,742
That's exactly what
this party is missing! Fire!
294
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,994
No, no fire.
295
00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:16,414
What happened to you?
You used to be a Chaos Queen.
296
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:19,709
Now you're just acting
like a... mortal. No offense.
297
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:20,794
None taken.
298
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:24,381
Um...
I-- I still am a Chaos Queen.
299
00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:25,798
Then prove it.
300
00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:27,842
Okay, I'll p-- I'll prove it.
301
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:29,637
You know, I'll do better than prove it.
302
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:34,307
'Cause what this party needs
is a, uh... shadow box.
303
00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:35,391
What's a shadow box?
304
00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:37,101
Terror, darkness, smoke, and fear.
305
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:38,479
Box of nightmares, please appear.
306
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,064
That pretty much covers it.
307
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,777
That's right,
it's a shadow box.
308
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:49,113
No one's ever lasted
a full five minutes inside.
309
00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:51,617
Anyone brave enough to try for the record?
310
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,411
Whoa, Billie, you have a shadow box!
311
00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:56,496
Yeah, I do.
312
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:58,081
And you're letting a mortal go in it?
313
00:15:58,082 --> 00:15:59,375
Yeah, I am.
314
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,167
Wait, what?
315
00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:04,337
Chaos Queens!
316
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:05,422
Winter!
317
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,802
This is the wildest thing I've ever seen.
318
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,429
And I've watched an eight-part documentary
on mimes.
319
00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:14,890
Are you messing with me?
320
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,272
Winter? Winter, where are you?
321
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,317
Hopefully nowhere near that.
322
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:27,736
Winter?
323
00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:37,662
If I don't open my eyes,
you can't suck out my soul.
324
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,288
I read that somewhere. Or I made it up.
325
00:16:39,289 --> 00:16:40,833
Either way, that's the rule.
326
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,005
Winter, it's me!
327
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,089
Billie! I'm so glad to see you.
328
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,258
What were you thinking coming in here?
329
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:52,219
You told me to unleash my Chaos Queen.
330
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,220
Turns out she makes really dumb decisions.
331
00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:56,639
This is all my fault.
I didn't mean to put you in danger.
332
00:16:56,640 --> 00:17:00,101
I just wanted to prove to Nerissa
that I haven't lost my edge.
333
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,310
Why would you think that?
334
00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:04,022
'Cause she said I've changed
since I've been in the mortal world.
335
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,316
Is that such a bad thing?
336
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:10,029
You know, I thought it was.
But maybe it's not.
337
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,613
I mean, I used to love
being wild with Nerissa
338
00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:14,282
back at WizTech,
and now it just seems so...
339
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,535
Destructive to relationships
and sofa cushions?
340
00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:19,787
It's just... [sighs] I've always felt like
341
00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:22,415
I had to be this wild wizard
to impress Nerissa.
342
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,876
When I met you,
I didn't even know you were a wizard.
343
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:28,546
Yeah, that's true.
You just liked me for me.
344
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:30,591
That's how friendship's
supposed to be, right?
345
00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:32,051
Yeah, I guess it is.
346
00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:34,260
I'm sorry you had to run
into a box full of nightmares
347
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:35,387
for me to learn that.
348
00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:37,890
Hey, thanks for coming after me.
349
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:41,018
That's how friendship's
supposed to be. Right?
350
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:43,645
So, we good?
351
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,231
Uh...
352
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:47,690
Seriously, we're not good?
353
00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:49,275
No, we are not.
354
00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:51,277
Winter, come on. Please forgive me.
355
00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:53,697
Billie, we're fine, but we're not good.
356
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,075
Oh, yeah, we're bad. We're really bad.
357
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,957
Okay, you got this.
358
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:07,543
And away... we... go!
359
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:09,880
Ow!
360
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:11,965
Hello, Milo.
361
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:16,553
A human child? Are you friend or foe?
362
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:19,723
Isn't that clear
from the way I said, "Hello, Milo"?
363
00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:23,310
There's no way you grew that.
364
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:25,812
Oh, but I did, with a little magic.
365
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:29,441
Magic? You're being so weird,
I don't even know how to make fun of it.
366
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:34,195
What is Bella Bianchi doing here?
367
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:37,281
Probably came over to rub it in my face
that she's not a gnome.
368
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,076
Uh... I don't think that's it, buddy.
369
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:41,536
- No.
- Okay, you get rid of Bella.
370
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,121
We'll figure out how
to get Milo his body back.
371
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,331
Okay.
372
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:48,961
Bella, sweetie, now isn't really
a good time to play with Milo.
373
00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:51,588
What we do isn't play. It's war.
374
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:54,590
Listen up, Gnome.
375
00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:56,551
You may have the face
of my beautiful baby boy,
376
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:57,928
but I will take you down.
377
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,472
Ha! I'm not afraid of you.
378
00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:04,393
Dad, he loves plants! Use the sunflower!
379
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:08,771
Ah! What are you doing?
380
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:11,233
Trade places with Milo
or the sunflower gets it!
381
00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:12,900
You wouldn't dare!
382
00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:14,485
I just threw away my son's baby blanket.
383
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:16,321
You think I care
about a plant I just met today?
384
00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:20,784
What's it gonna be, Gnome?
This plant is getting real heavy.
385
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,995
Okay, fine!
386
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,371
I should probably get
out of this body anyway
387
00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:27,916
before it hits puberty.
Not doing that again.
388
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,299
I'm me again!
389
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,885
Who else would you be?
390
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,387
- I thought you got rid of her.
- I tried,
391
00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:42,805
but her dad wouldn't open the door.
392
00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:44,099
I think he's afraid of her.
393
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:48,269
I know you didn't grow
that sunflower on your own.
394
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:53,317
You're hiding something, and I won't rest
until I find out what it is!
395
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:55,611
See you, Mr. and Mrs. Russo.
396
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:00,699
Think she's gonna be a problem?
397
00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:02,201
Is she not already?
398
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,287
What was that?
399
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:07,914
A graveling. They serve evil wizards.
400
00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:10,584
- What's it doing here?
- Whatever it is, it can't be good.
401
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:14,504
Just blast it.
402
00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:17,799
Magic doesn't work in a shadow box.
That's what makes it so scary.
403
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:20,052
Wait, I have an idea. Follow me.
404
00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:24,764
Winter? Winter, where are you?
405
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:26,350
I think I got lost.
406
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:27,893
Stay there, I'll find you!
407
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,898
I said I'd come find you.
408
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,775
Right, sorry.
409
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,487
Oh good, you found me.
410
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:39,738
What was that?
411
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:47,203
- Keep running!
- Why would I stop?
412
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:48,330
There's the door!
413
00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:51,667
We survived!
414
00:20:53,543 --> 00:20:56,213
Oh, man,
you were only in there two minutes.
415
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,091
Here's your ten bucks, Doug.
416
00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:03,386
- Okay, who's next?
- No. No one's next.
417
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:05,179
Aw.
418
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:08,182
What are you doing?
It's just a lame shadow box.
419
00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:10,310
If it's so lame, then you go in it.
420
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:16,984
I mean, I would, but everyone knows...
421
00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:19,443
that you're not supposed
to go into a shadow box
422
00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:21,279
until 30 minutes after you've eaten.
423
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:25,033
And, uh... I just ate.
424
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:28,327
What are you doing? This is so not cool!
425
00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:29,913
Then you're gonna hate this.
426
00:21:31,164 --> 00:21:33,958
All right, people, everybody out.
427
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:36,461
If you came through the mirror,
it's time to disappear.
428
00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:41,716
You have really changed.
429
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:43,718
I may not be the Billie I used to be,
430
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,387
but I like the Billie I am now.
431
00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:46,638
I like her, too.
432
00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:48,640
Well, personally,
433
00:21:48,765 --> 00:21:50,517
I'm a bigger fan of the old Billie.
434
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:53,353
But hey... you do you.
435
00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:55,605
It's cool.
436
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:58,734
Uh, but, I mean, it's-- it's not... cool.
437
00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:00,986
But it's cool.
438
00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:05,365
But, to be clear... it's not cool.
439
00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:11,747
- See you, Billie.
- Take care, Nerissa.
440
00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:15,667
Well, I better go.
441
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,627
It was nice meeting you, Iggy.
442
00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:21,381
You too. Oh, and my friends call me Ig.
443
00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:24,926
Cool. Mine call me Rome.
444
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:28,930
Well, I'll see you
at the next party, Rome.
445
00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:34,602
Roman's got a girlfriend.
446
00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:36,271
No, I don't!
447
00:22:36,813 --> 00:22:38,607
Unless she said something.
Did she say something?
448
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:44,780
If she said something,
you have to tell me!
449
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:49,910
Come on, just go for it.
450
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,410
But why'd I have to sign a waiver saying
451
00:22:51,411 --> 00:22:53,580
I wouldn't sue the game company
for malpractice?
452
00:22:54,414 --> 00:22:56,333
Hurry up before you lose a patient!
453
00:22:57,084 --> 00:22:59,086
All right, Dr. J, going in!
454
00:23:00,295 --> 00:23:01,421
So cool.
455
00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:06,009
Is anyone else's tongue numb?
456
00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:18,855
Anything you guys wanna tell me?
457
00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:20,148
Uh, Roman's got a girlfriend.
458
00:23:22,984 --> 00:23:24,152
Was that her?