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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,049 --> 00:00:02,953 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:00:03,561 --> 00:00:04,761 OK! 3 00:00:05,329 --> 00:00:07,365 Don't know how many of you are new and how many of you 4 00:00:07,398 --> 00:00:08,532 have been with us from the start, 5 00:00:08,566 --> 00:00:11,335 but I am Laura Hollis. 6 00:00:11,369 --> 00:00:13,903 Yes, the Laura Hollis 7 00:00:13,937 --> 00:00:15,373 who recently got famous, or... 8 00:00:15,406 --> 00:00:16,906 "internet famous" 9 00:00:16,940 --> 00:00:18,208 because my university pals and I 10 00:00:18,241 --> 00:00:20,243 vlogged ourselves saving the world. 11 00:00:25,349 --> 00:00:27,318 See, back in my freshman year, we discovered 12 00:00:27,351 --> 00:00:29,487 that our Austrian university was actually being 13 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:32,055 run by an evil dean and her vampire cult. 14 00:00:32,088 --> 00:00:34,157 Naturally. 15 00:00:34,190 --> 00:00:36,226 They'd been sacrificing girls to this... 16 00:00:36,260 --> 00:00:38,228 monstrous creature under the campus 17 00:00:38,262 --> 00:00:40,196 for centuries, and I was next. 18 00:00:41,599 --> 00:00:43,434 Really should've gone to that safety school. 19 00:00:44,602 --> 00:00:47,538 Anyway.... The dean sent Carmilla. 20 00:00:47,571 --> 00:00:49,473 I'm your new roommate, sweetheart. 21 00:00:49,507 --> 00:00:51,542 A 300-year old vampire 22 00:00:51,575 --> 00:00:53,544 with a checkered past 23 00:00:53,577 --> 00:00:56,246 and centuries worth of victims to kidnap me. 24 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:59,015 There was just one little snag with that plan. 25 00:01:01,951 --> 00:01:03,820 Carm and I fell in love. 26 00:01:05,456 --> 00:01:07,591 Carm turned her back on the evil dean, 27 00:01:07,625 --> 00:01:10,093 and with a little help from our friends, 28 00:01:10,126 --> 00:01:12,896 Laf, Perry, Kirsch, 29 00:01:12,929 --> 00:01:15,466 Mel and Danny, we saved the school... 30 00:01:16,467 --> 00:01:18,569 ...and the world. 31 00:01:18,602 --> 00:01:20,571 For stopping the apocalypse, Carm earned herself 32 00:01:20,604 --> 00:01:23,307 a magical, human life. A vampire no more! 33 00:01:23,341 --> 00:01:25,276 A chance to... 34 00:01:25,309 --> 00:01:28,446 start again and leave the crimes of her past behind, 35 00:01:28,479 --> 00:01:30,481 and for us to figure out... 36 00:01:33,149 --> 00:01:34,618 ...whatever happens next. 37 00:01:56,379 --> 00:01:57,380 OK... 38 00:01:58,381 --> 00:02:00,048 Weird. 39 00:02:05,086 --> 00:02:06,722 Old-timey and weird. 40 00:02:26,409 --> 00:02:27,410 Hello? 41 00:02:33,783 --> 00:02:35,585 Ghost lady? 42 00:02:52,768 --> 00:02:55,203 - You're wearing my brooch. - Oh, Carm! 43 00:02:55,237 --> 00:02:58,139 Did I scare you, my pet? 44 00:02:58,173 --> 00:03:01,209 You think, sneaking around dressed like Lizzie Borden? 45 00:03:01,243 --> 00:03:02,745 Wait... 46 00:03:02,778 --> 00:03:04,413 Why are you dressed like Lizzie Borden? 47 00:03:04,447 --> 00:03:06,549 You mustn't be afraid. 48 00:03:06,582 --> 00:03:08,584 Why would I be afraid? 49 00:03:08,618 --> 00:03:12,020 We shall die as lovers may. 50 00:03:14,222 --> 00:03:16,224 Die together... 51 00:03:19,094 --> 00:03:21,330 ...so that we may live together. 52 00:03:33,543 --> 00:03:35,745 Welcome back, Cream Puff. 53 00:03:37,580 --> 00:03:39,482 I think your horror movies are giving me nightmares. 54 00:03:40,483 --> 00:03:41,651 Oh, well... 55 00:03:41,684 --> 00:03:44,754 Life's rough like that sometimes. 56 00:03:48,323 --> 00:03:49,659 Come on! 57 00:03:49,692 --> 00:03:52,294 How long does it take to kill one limping teenager? 58 00:03:52,328 --> 00:03:54,630 Is this guy on a coffee break? 59 00:03:54,664 --> 00:03:55,698 Get in the car! 60 00:03:59,167 --> 00:04:01,136 So, what happened? Did you get scooped up 61 00:04:01,169 --> 00:04:03,238 by that talking goat again? 62 00:04:03,271 --> 00:04:05,775 No. I dreamed you were a vampire. 63 00:04:08,344 --> 00:04:10,312 It was very... 64 00:04:10,346 --> 00:04:13,148 blast from your gothic horror past. 65 00:04:13,181 --> 00:04:15,384 There was this old house, and then you... 66 00:04:17,587 --> 00:04:19,455 ...then you were actually kind of scary. 67 00:04:19,488 --> 00:04:21,357 I hurt you? 68 00:04:21,390 --> 00:04:23,359 In a dream. 69 00:04:23,392 --> 00:04:26,194 Come on, it was probably a... subconscious fascination 70 00:04:26,227 --> 00:04:27,863 with Victorian murders. 71 00:04:29,699 --> 00:04:33,234 - Or, uh... corsets. - Mmm! 72 00:04:36,572 --> 00:04:39,675 Well, no need to go digging around in the past. 73 00:04:39,709 --> 00:04:41,711 We have it much better now. 74 00:04:43,379 --> 00:04:44,880 No arguments here. 75 00:04:46,882 --> 00:04:48,517 So long, hammer horror! 76 00:04:48,551 --> 00:04:50,886 Hello, rom-com. 77 00:06:38,728 --> 00:06:40,830 How now, brown cow. 78 00:06:40,863 --> 00:06:42,832 How now, brown cow! 79 00:06:44,500 --> 00:06:46,802 Happy anniversary, faithful viewers! 80 00:06:46,836 --> 00:06:48,871 I know. I know, I know, I know. 81 00:06:48,904 --> 00:06:50,840 I'm behind on my posts, 82 00:06:50,873 --> 00:06:52,742 but I would never miss this, 83 00:06:52,775 --> 00:06:55,044 because five years ago today, 84 00:06:55,077 --> 00:06:57,312 a rag-tag bunch of undergraduates stopped the dean 85 00:06:57,346 --> 00:07:00,449 of their evil university from unleashing hell on earth! 86 00:07:00,483 --> 00:07:03,719 Or... mostly stopped. You can't really blame us for Antarctica. 87 00:07:03,753 --> 00:07:06,388 And where are they now, you might ask? 88 00:07:06,422 --> 00:07:07,823 Well, let's check in 89 00:07:07,857 --> 00:07:10,526 with a very special five-year retrospective. 90 00:07:13,529 --> 00:07:16,332 And then we will cut to... 91 00:07:23,439 --> 00:07:25,508 First up is Lafontaine and Perry, who, 92 00:07:25,541 --> 00:07:28,010 as you'll recall, transferred to occult studies at Berkeley 93 00:07:28,043 --> 00:07:30,012 and then started Laferry Industries, where they've 94 00:07:30,045 --> 00:07:32,615 been revolutionizing life with the supernatural 95 00:07:32,648 --> 00:07:34,717 with products like their hemo- soy vegan vampire supplements 96 00:07:34,750 --> 00:07:37,486 ever since. They've got this huge meeting 97 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:39,488 with a megacorporation that wants to buy their start-up. 98 00:07:39,522 --> 00:07:41,490 I'm so proud! 99 00:07:41,524 --> 00:07:44,360 Speaking of super-successful people, you guys remember Danny, 100 00:07:44,393 --> 00:07:46,495 my lit TA turned stalwart ally 101 00:07:46,529 --> 00:07:48,464 turned repentant vampire 102 00:07:48,497 --> 00:07:51,367 has turned into... a vampire rights advocate. 103 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:53,536 And what retrospective would be complete 104 00:07:53,569 --> 00:07:55,538 without a look at how Mel and Kirsch and I 105 00:07:55,571 --> 00:07:57,673 leveraged our amateur coverage of the almost apocalypse 106 00:07:57,706 --> 00:07:59,608 into a career in local news. 107 00:07:59,642 --> 00:08:02,945 And if you're morbidly curious, here are some clips! 108 00:08:02,978 --> 00:08:04,880 Today, we explore the fast-paced 109 00:08:04,914 --> 00:08:06,782 world of floral arrangements. 110 00:08:06,816 --> 00:08:09,018 Cranberry bannock. Ceramic cephalopod. 111 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:12,054 So... yeah. 112 00:08:12,087 --> 00:08:14,757 I've not quite achieved Lois Lane-dom. 113 00:08:15,758 --> 00:08:16,859 But never fear! 114 00:08:24,133 --> 00:08:26,735 It is all part of my five-year plan. 115 00:08:34,109 --> 00:08:35,911 Yeah. Um... 116 00:08:35,945 --> 00:08:38,647 after Carm and I took our glorious gap year, 117 00:08:38,681 --> 00:08:41,851 it was time to start real life. So, we moved home to TO. 118 00:08:41,884 --> 00:08:44,687 I finished my degree, stuck my foot in the door. 119 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:46,488 Now, I'm just waiting for my big break, 120 00:08:46,522 --> 00:08:48,958 busting open some huge Woodward and Bernstein-style scandal 121 00:08:48,991 --> 00:08:50,626 and being moved up to the city desk. 122 00:08:51,961 --> 00:08:53,662 Admittedly, I have been... 123 00:08:53,696 --> 00:08:56,498 waiting a while for that one. 124 00:08:56,532 --> 00:08:58,100 But, uh, you know, that's what you do in life. 125 00:08:58,133 --> 00:08:58,834 You pay your dues. 126 00:09:00,636 --> 00:09:03,906 Unless you're a former vampire with 300 years of sunshine 127 00:09:03,939 --> 00:09:05,975 and culinary history to catch up on. 128 00:09:06,976 --> 00:09:08,744 So, what has our Carm been up to 129 00:09:08,777 --> 00:09:10,880 as a living, breathing human? 130 00:09:10,913 --> 00:09:13,682 She's definitely taking advantage of ye olde 131 00:09:13,716 --> 00:09:15,684 vampire trust fund. 132 00:09:15,718 --> 00:09:17,753 Bakery-based gluttony: check. 133 00:09:18,754 --> 00:09:20,522 Sun-tanning sloth: check. 134 00:09:21,624 --> 00:09:23,993 I-have-a-pulse-now lust. 135 00:09:25,661 --> 00:09:27,129 Well... 136 00:09:29,632 --> 00:09:32,001 Actually, I can't really complain about that last one. 137 00:09:35,170 --> 00:09:36,805 Yeah. 138 00:09:36,839 --> 00:09:39,074 Unless you count starring in my spooky dreams, 139 00:09:39,108 --> 00:09:41,810 it's been a bit more pastry than purpose lately. 140 00:09:41,844 --> 00:09:43,979 But... today's retrospective 141 00:09:44,013 --> 00:09:46,048 is all about perspective. 142 00:09:46,081 --> 00:09:48,117 We are going to get our heroine back on track. 143 00:09:49,685 --> 00:09:52,154 But... where to start such a conversation? 144 00:09:52,187 --> 00:09:53,756 Where else? 145 00:09:57,259 --> 00:09:59,762 With dessert! Ha ha! 146 00:09:59,795 --> 00:10:01,196 Mmm... 147 00:10:01,230 --> 00:10:03,132 Have you been baking? 148 00:10:03,165 --> 00:10:05,134 Happy re-birthday! 149 00:10:09,872 --> 00:10:11,540 It's a... 150 00:10:11,573 --> 00:10:12,942 like a... like a birthday, 151 00:10:12,975 --> 00:10:14,843 but for your rebirth... 152 00:10:14,877 --> 00:10:16,178 because... 153 00:10:16,211 --> 00:10:17,880 five years ago, you got a life. 154 00:10:17,913 --> 00:10:20,649 Not like a '90s "Get a life!" but you know, um... 155 00:10:20,683 --> 00:10:23,118 - Literally. - Hm. 156 00:10:23,152 --> 00:10:25,154 How very Lewis Carroll. 157 00:10:30,826 --> 00:10:32,027 So... 158 00:10:32,061 --> 00:10:33,729 speaking of five years, 159 00:10:33,762 --> 00:10:35,698 I was thinking that we could talk about five years 160 00:10:35,731 --> 00:10:37,066 in the other direction. 161 00:10:38,734 --> 00:10:40,736 'Cause you've been through a lot. 162 00:10:42,071 --> 00:10:44,606 Not just Silas, but... death. 163 00:10:45,607 --> 00:10:47,576 And the French Revolution. 164 00:10:47,609 --> 00:10:50,012 So... it's completely understandable that you're 165 00:10:50,045 --> 00:10:53,048 - feeling a little lost. - Lost? 166 00:10:53,082 --> 00:10:55,784 OK, maybe not lost, but... 167 00:10:55,818 --> 00:10:57,086 maybe a little... 168 00:10:58,253 --> 00:10:59,621 ...aimless. 169 00:10:59,655 --> 00:11:01,890 Laura, are you staging an intervention 170 00:11:01,924 --> 00:11:03,692 because you think I'm wasting my life? 171 00:11:03,726 --> 00:11:04,693 No! 172 00:11:05,761 --> 00:11:06,795 Maybe. 173 00:11:06,829 --> 00:11:08,097 It's just... 174 00:11:09,765 --> 00:11:11,934 You aren't immortal anymore. 175 00:11:11,967 --> 00:11:13,802 And I know that you want to make the most 176 00:11:13,836 --> 00:11:16,071 - of our lives together... - Is there something wrong 177 00:11:16,105 --> 00:11:18,107 with those lives being fun? 178 00:11:18,140 --> 00:11:20,242 No... 179 00:11:20,275 --> 00:11:22,878 but I think it's possible to have fun and... 180 00:11:22,911 --> 00:11:25,547 And did I go to that supernatural therapist? 181 00:11:25,581 --> 00:11:27,249 One time. 182 00:11:27,282 --> 00:11:28,817 You said you couldn't take advice 183 00:11:28,851 --> 00:11:30,619 from someone born after the moon landing. 184 00:11:30,652 --> 00:11:31,520 Mhm. 185 00:11:32,788 --> 00:11:34,623 And do I pester you because you would rather 186 00:11:34,656 --> 00:11:37,059 spend your days in a news cubicle 187 00:11:37,092 --> 00:11:39,762 instead of on a beach in the South of France? 188 00:11:39,795 --> 00:11:42,031 No, you don't. It's just... 189 00:11:42,064 --> 00:11:43,966 It's just... 190 00:11:43,999 --> 00:11:46,802 you like making plans, 191 00:11:46,835 --> 00:11:49,071 and I love that about you. 192 00:11:51,073 --> 00:11:53,075 But... 193 00:11:53,108 --> 00:11:55,711 I don't know. It's my re-birthday. 194 00:11:55,744 --> 00:11:58,113 So... 195 00:11:58,147 --> 00:12:01,050 I wanna spend it enjoying our lives. 196 00:12:01,083 --> 00:12:03,018 Preferably... 197 00:12:03,052 --> 00:12:05,954 somewhere with a... patio 198 00:12:05,988 --> 00:12:08,123 and an extensive wine selection. 199 00:12:14,163 --> 00:12:16,265 And chocolates. 200 00:13:12,788 --> 00:13:13,822 Carm? 201 00:13:16,225 --> 00:13:17,893 Shh... 202 00:13:18,894 --> 00:13:20,162 You're dreaming. 203 00:13:27,769 --> 00:13:28,770 Oh. 204 00:13:29,771 --> 00:13:30,772 Right. 205 00:13:37,447 --> 00:13:39,449 You are mine. 206 00:13:39,482 --> 00:13:41,683 You shall be mine. 207 00:13:42,718 --> 00:13:45,821 You and I are one... 208 00:13:46,788 --> 00:13:47,789 ...forever. 209 00:13:49,258 --> 00:13:51,427 Something tells me I'm gonna like this dream. 210 00:14:07,943 --> 00:14:09,778 CARM! What are you doing?! 211 00:14:09,811 --> 00:14:11,246 CARM! 212 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:13,282 Hey! Hey! It's me! It's me! 213 00:14:16,018 --> 00:14:17,986 Laura, your neck... 214 00:14:18,020 --> 00:14:19,221 Oh, God! 215 00:14:31,334 --> 00:14:33,302 What is going on? 216 00:14:37,139 --> 00:14:39,308 Have you been in close proximity to any vampires 217 00:14:39,342 --> 00:14:42,311 or vampire by-products in the past two or three months? 218 00:14:42,345 --> 00:14:44,813 Oh, you mean when a Sumerian goddess turned me again 219 00:14:44,846 --> 00:14:46,949 last week? Must've slipped my mind. 220 00:14:46,982 --> 00:14:48,951 I see the sarcasm hasn't suffered. 221 00:14:48,984 --> 00:14:51,119 Thanks for taking time out of your meeting prep to help us. 222 00:14:52,455 --> 00:14:54,056 - For you guys... anything. - Of course. 223 00:14:54,089 --> 00:14:56,124 We're probably over-prepared. 224 00:14:56,158 --> 00:14:58,361 Something's definitely off with Carm. 225 00:15:00,330 --> 00:15:02,297 For those of us without a fancy cyborg eye? 226 00:15:02,332 --> 00:15:03,832 Right. Um... 227 00:15:05,167 --> 00:15:09,304 This is Carm, and she's, well, dead except... 228 00:15:09,339 --> 00:15:11,507 Except the resurrection spell is still running inside her, 229 00:15:11,541 --> 00:15:13,842 - making her a living human. - It makes her heart beat, 230 00:15:13,875 --> 00:15:15,478 hair grow, and all the other things 231 00:15:15,511 --> 00:15:18,481 - a regular human body does. - Yeah, like a magic battery. 232 00:15:18,514 --> 00:15:20,483 I thought we agreed we wouldn't call it that. 233 00:15:20,516 --> 00:15:22,050 My vote's still with "life force". 234 00:15:22,084 --> 00:15:24,152 - No, that's even worse. - Ooh! What about, um, 235 00:15:24,186 --> 00:15:26,822 - what about your spark? - Hm! Does pretty much work 236 00:15:26,855 --> 00:15:28,857 - like an ignition. - Spark it is! 237 00:15:28,890 --> 00:15:30,859 - Spark, spark, spark! - I hope 238 00:15:30,892 --> 00:15:32,060 you're enjoying yourselves. 239 00:15:33,195 --> 00:15:34,229 Uh... 240 00:15:35,897 --> 00:15:37,433 Carmilla's spark is going out. 241 00:15:37,467 --> 00:15:40,436 - What's wrong with it? - It's producing a sort 242 00:15:40,470 --> 00:15:42,472 of electrical discharge that's making it flicker, 243 00:15:42,505 --> 00:15:45,040 and since it's what's keeping her human, 244 00:15:45,073 --> 00:15:47,477 - when it flickers, she... - Vamps out. 245 00:15:50,112 --> 00:15:51,113 OK, so... 246 00:15:52,548 --> 00:15:53,915 How do we get my... 247 00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:58,120 ..."spark" to stop flickering? 248 00:15:58,153 --> 00:16:00,188 We'll have to run some more tests. 249 00:16:00,222 --> 00:16:03,258 And in the meantime, Carm just keeps randomly vamping out? 250 00:16:03,292 --> 00:16:05,227 What are we supposed to do about that? 251 00:16:21,076 --> 00:16:22,911 Ow! 252 00:16:42,632 --> 00:16:44,567 First of all, she's jazzed. 253 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:46,268 Like, "Oh, there'll be blueberry pie, right? 254 00:16:46,301 --> 00:16:47,936 I'm into the bluebs." And then to top it all off, 255 00:16:47,969 --> 00:16:49,439 I get to the fridge, and he's just... 256 00:16:51,273 --> 00:16:52,375 Carm? 257 00:16:54,544 --> 00:16:56,945 You OK? 258 00:16:56,978 --> 00:17:00,215 Sure, just... grappling with an aversion to daylight 259 00:17:00,248 --> 00:17:01,950 and cravings for blood. 260 00:17:01,983 --> 00:17:03,419 Hey... 261 00:17:03,453 --> 00:17:05,421 Laf is gonna figure something out. 262 00:17:05,455 --> 00:17:07,989 I know, it's just... 263 00:17:08,023 --> 00:17:10,092 this was supposed to be done. 264 00:17:10,125 --> 00:17:11,960 You know... 265 00:17:11,993 --> 00:17:15,263 the bloodlust, the self-loathing, 266 00:17:15,297 --> 00:17:17,633 the sleeping tied to a chair in my own bedroom. 267 00:17:17,667 --> 00:17:19,935 That one might be overkill. 268 00:17:23,004 --> 00:17:25,441 You've never had a problem controlling yourself before. 269 00:17:28,143 --> 00:17:30,112 Unless you count dream Carm chasing me 270 00:17:30,145 --> 00:17:32,348 through discount Transylvania all... 271 00:17:32,382 --> 00:17:34,484 "You are mine. You shall be mine." 272 00:17:36,151 --> 00:17:37,319 Wait. What did you just say? 273 00:17:38,488 --> 00:17:40,322 "You are mine. You shall be mine. 274 00:17:40,356 --> 00:17:42,924 You and I are one forever." 275 00:17:48,498 --> 00:17:50,366 Carm, what is going on? 276 00:17:51,534 --> 00:17:53,369 It was just some silly Dracu-poetry 277 00:17:53,403 --> 00:17:55,371 my brain coughed up for atmosphere. 278 00:17:58,173 --> 00:18:00,142 What are you looking for? 279 00:18:06,516 --> 00:18:08,016 That house. 280 00:18:08,049 --> 00:18:09,652 This is where Elle and I lived. 281 00:18:11,654 --> 00:18:13,188 Was this the manor in your dreams? 282 00:18:17,393 --> 00:18:19,662 So this place Laura's been dreaming about, the manor, 283 00:18:19,695 --> 00:18:21,564 - it's real? - Not just the manor. 284 00:18:23,198 --> 00:18:25,635 Carm thinks that, from what I'm describing, 285 00:18:25,668 --> 00:18:27,336 the house, the clothes, what she says - 286 00:18:27,370 --> 00:18:30,005 that I'm dreaming things that really happened... 287 00:18:31,006 --> 00:18:33,141 ...150 years ago... 288 00:18:34,142 --> 00:18:35,043 ...to Elle. 289 00:18:39,214 --> 00:18:40,416 Am I supposed to know who Elle is? 290 00:18:41,651 --> 00:18:43,519 Elle, the girl Carm turned on her mother 291 00:18:43,553 --> 00:18:44,687 and stopped being evil for? 292 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:46,456 That wasn't Laura? 293 00:18:46,489 --> 00:18:48,624 Carmilla's epic first love? 294 00:18:48,658 --> 00:18:50,693 Also not Laura? 295 00:18:50,726 --> 00:18:53,061 Remember our first year at Silas, those weird dreams 296 00:18:53,094 --> 00:18:55,063 - I was having? - Only they weren't dreams, 297 00:18:55,096 --> 00:18:56,732 they were warnings from Carm's... 298 00:19:01,036 --> 00:19:02,672 So you think the dreams are from Elle? 299 00:19:02,705 --> 00:19:06,074 Didn't she like, sparkle off into floaty white nothingness 300 00:19:06,107 --> 00:19:08,143 after Carmilla killed the giant angler fish god? 301 00:19:08,176 --> 00:19:10,746 How is that a sentence I end up saying? 302 00:19:10,780 --> 00:19:11,614 Only one way to find out. 303 00:19:13,114 --> 00:19:14,584 We go back to the scene of the crime. 304 00:19:14,617 --> 00:19:17,353 If it's ghosts we can test the new spectrometer... 305 00:19:20,322 --> 00:19:23,091 - Carm? - Ooh! Then off-ty off we go! 306 00:19:23,124 --> 00:19:25,126 Yeah. I'm... 307 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,597 gonna go crack another bottle of hemo-soy. 308 00:19:34,269 --> 00:19:35,671 Hey. 309 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:38,741 I'm sorry about the whole "scene of the crime" thing. 310 00:19:40,510 --> 00:19:42,545 I know what happened between you and Elle was complicated. 311 00:19:42,578 --> 00:19:44,614 - I shouldn't have said that. - No... 312 00:19:44,647 --> 00:19:46,516 the scene of the crime is exactly what it is. 313 00:19:46,549 --> 00:19:48,451 You saw those dreams. 314 00:19:48,484 --> 00:19:50,151 You know I... 315 00:19:51,152 --> 00:19:52,153 ...hurt her. 316 00:19:53,288 --> 00:19:54,357 Hurt you. 317 00:19:54,390 --> 00:19:56,291 You didn't mean to. 318 00:19:57,827 --> 00:19:59,662 Maybe there's a silver lining in all of this. 319 00:19:59,695 --> 00:20:02,431 If this is Elle trying to warn us about something, 320 00:20:02,465 --> 00:20:04,333 maybe you can... help her. 321 00:20:04,367 --> 00:20:05,668 I'm done being a vampire. 322 00:20:07,102 --> 00:20:10,138 I'm done dredging up the past. I'm... done 323 00:20:10,171 --> 00:20:12,642 with well-meaning therapists saying, 324 00:20:12,675 --> 00:20:15,310 "Close your eyes and think of those you've wronged 325 00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:17,780 while I light up this funky incense." 326 00:20:19,782 --> 00:20:21,817 That's right. 327 00:20:21,851 --> 00:20:24,687 We have plans, and goals. 328 00:20:25,821 --> 00:20:27,590 And a colour-coded chart, 329 00:20:27,623 --> 00:20:30,359 none of which features some... mystery 330 00:20:30,393 --> 00:20:33,329 from your past stealing the life that you earned. 331 00:20:34,330 --> 00:20:36,131 So we are gonna figure out 332 00:20:36,164 --> 00:20:38,501 who or what is doing this, and then we are gonna... 333 00:20:38,534 --> 00:20:41,169 - Gruesomely murder them... - Stop them. 334 00:20:43,606 --> 00:20:45,608 We're goin' back to Styria. 335 00:20:57,853 --> 00:20:59,789 - Where are we going? - Styria! 336 00:20:59,822 --> 00:21:01,724 - Why are we going? - To stop Carm 337 00:21:01,757 --> 00:21:03,659 - from re-vamping! - OK, but really, 338 00:21:03,693 --> 00:21:05,494 why go to the bad place with the monsters? 339 00:21:05,528 --> 00:21:07,330 Because of Elle's manor. It's in my dreams. 340 00:21:07,363 --> 00:21:10,333 It's all connected. And it's our only lead! Ha ha! 341 00:21:10,366 --> 00:21:12,435 Ooh, schnitzel! 342 00:21:37,393 --> 00:21:39,428 How much farther 'til we get to this place!? 343 00:21:40,896 --> 00:21:42,197 It's just... 344 00:21:42,230 --> 00:21:44,132 Right around the corner. 345 00:21:50,305 --> 00:21:53,476 Oh, yeah! That's cool, Laura. I got your bag. Yeah. 346 00:22:10,291 --> 00:22:11,961 You don't have to do this if you don't want. 347 00:22:11,994 --> 00:22:14,229 You can just stay here if it's too much. 348 00:22:14,262 --> 00:22:17,298 Hm. And leave you alone 349 00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:19,300 to explore the mystery mansion? 350 00:22:19,335 --> 00:22:21,370 Hard pass. 351 00:22:27,510 --> 00:22:30,311 Hello? 352 00:23:00,476 --> 00:23:02,812 Hellooo? Knock knock? 353 00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:06,281 Elle's manor's pretty cool. 354 00:23:06,314 --> 00:23:08,350 I guess, if you dig the Herring Hall vibe. 355 00:23:09,351 --> 00:23:10,486 Hello? 356 00:23:11,654 --> 00:23:13,321 Anybody? 357 00:23:13,355 --> 00:23:14,957 I'm calling it. This place is totally haunted. 358 00:23:14,990 --> 00:23:18,427 You don't know that! Maybe it's just... creaky. 359 00:23:18,461 --> 00:23:21,330 It's a lovely example of a 19th-centry schloss. 360 00:23:21,363 --> 00:23:22,998 Ha. Schloss. 361 00:23:23,032 --> 00:23:25,801 This is exactly like my dream. It's beautiful. 362 00:23:25,835 --> 00:23:27,937 I mean, abandoned and dusty, 363 00:23:27,970 --> 00:23:29,939 but... beautiful. 364 00:23:29,972 --> 00:23:32,341 Oh, well, we can deal with the dust. 365 00:23:32,374 --> 00:23:33,876 Tell me you did not bring an entire bag 366 00:23:33,909 --> 00:23:35,878 - of cleaning supplies. - Of course I did. 367 00:23:35,911 --> 00:23:37,413 Do you know what dust does to expensive equipment? 368 00:23:39,014 --> 00:23:41,951 We have EMF detectors, Geiger counters, various spectrometers. 369 00:23:41,984 --> 00:23:43,819 You didn't think maybe we'd need some actual weapons? 370 00:23:43,853 --> 00:23:45,721 Well, knowledge is really less... 371 00:23:45,755 --> 00:23:47,723 Pretty sure weapons are the best weapon. 372 00:23:47,757 --> 00:23:50,926 Look at this princess. Carbon-fibre limbs, 373 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:52,928 80-pound draw weight, 374 00:23:52,962 --> 00:23:54,930 capable of shooting 160 feet per second. 375 00:23:54,964 --> 00:23:56,766 I call her... 376 00:23:56,799 --> 00:23:57,967 Gertrude. 377 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,402 - How excessive. - Excessive? 378 00:24:00,436 --> 00:24:02,505 Do you remember senior year? 379 00:24:02,538 --> 00:24:05,407 You were possessed by Carmilla's mom, the evil god 380 00:24:05,441 --> 00:24:07,676 who forced the entire student body - including me - to dig a pit 381 00:24:07,710 --> 00:24:10,379 to the literal gates of Hell. Or how about that time Lafontaine 382 00:24:10,412 --> 00:24:12,848 got brain-sucked by the giant angler fish monster? 383 00:24:12,882 --> 00:24:14,850 Or how about the time that the evil baron 384 00:24:14,884 --> 00:24:17,386 tried to execute Carmilla? Or that time that Laura sorta, 385 00:24:17,419 --> 00:24:19,522 - kinda, I don't know, died? - We do have 386 00:24:19,555 --> 00:24:22,391 a lot of back story. 387 00:24:22,424 --> 00:24:24,827 Fine. 388 00:24:24,860 --> 00:24:26,796 - Fine. Haunted. - Tell me at least 389 00:24:26,829 --> 00:24:28,531 - you two packed some heat? - Uh, I know Krav Maga. 390 00:24:28,564 --> 00:24:31,400 I am a weapon. I brought walkie-talkies 391 00:24:31,433 --> 00:24:33,402 and flashlights for everyone. 392 00:24:33,435 --> 00:24:35,070 There's no cell service out here. 393 00:24:35,104 --> 00:24:36,539 - They're gonna come in handy. - How about you, Jughead? 394 00:24:37,773 --> 00:24:39,742 Oh. Vincent Van Bro brought beer. 395 00:24:42,578 --> 00:24:44,747 - Is that her? - Yeah. 396 00:24:47,550 --> 00:24:49,718 - Let's search this place! - For a girl 397 00:24:49,752 --> 00:24:51,854 who died 150 years ago? 398 00:24:51,887 --> 00:24:54,456 Better not keep her waiting. 399 00:25:52,748 --> 00:25:55,417 - Is that you? - It was. 400 00:26:06,462 --> 00:26:08,797 We should be safe to push the meeting to next week, don't you think? 401 00:26:08,831 --> 00:26:10,499 Do we have to talk about this right now? 402 00:26:10,532 --> 00:26:12,134 The single most important meeting of our careers? 403 00:26:12,167 --> 00:26:14,136 Per, we are searching a haunted castle for ghosts. 404 00:26:14,169 --> 00:26:16,639 This is literally the reason we started the company. 405 00:26:16,672 --> 00:26:18,641 - But if we had more resources... - Hold on, I think I got a hit. 406 00:26:18,674 --> 00:26:20,442 No, it's gone now. 407 00:26:20,476 --> 00:26:22,511 Well, now, see, as part of Intrigue, we'd have all 408 00:26:22,544 --> 00:26:24,513 the equipment, we could scan the house in like, two seconds! 409 00:26:24,546 --> 00:26:27,049 Yeah. I get it, but we're not selling out right this second. 410 00:26:27,082 --> 00:26:28,817 So can we focus on the task at hand? 411 00:26:29,985 --> 00:26:31,754 Let's check out the next room. 412 00:26:50,039 --> 00:26:52,074 Looking forward to seeing her? 413 00:26:52,107 --> 00:26:53,943 Elle, I mean? 414 00:26:53,976 --> 00:26:56,011 I wouldn't blame you if you were. 415 00:26:57,012 --> 00:26:58,847 Honestly, I'd rather not. 416 00:26:59,848 --> 00:27:02,117 What am I supposed to say? 417 00:27:02,151 --> 00:27:03,953 Sorry I lied to you and sacrificed you 418 00:27:03,986 --> 00:27:05,921 to a giant fish monster? 419 00:27:05,955 --> 00:27:08,490 I doubt there's a Hallmark card. 420 00:27:09,291 --> 00:27:11,527 It wasn't all your fault. 421 00:27:30,045 --> 00:27:32,014 I told her these were gonna come in handy! 422 00:27:32,047 --> 00:27:34,249 Ghosts! The schloss is full of ghosts! 423 00:27:37,319 --> 00:27:39,755 GHOST! Ghost! 424 00:27:39,788 --> 00:27:41,757 - Everyone, come on! Come on! - Haunted house! 425 00:27:41,790 --> 00:27:44,093 - Totally called it! - Where do we go?! 426 00:27:44,126 --> 00:27:46,095 - Go! - Holy crap! Oh, crap! 427 00:27:46,128 --> 00:27:49,098 - Go, go! - Perry, do something! - Go, go, go, go! 428 00:27:49,131 --> 00:27:51,867 - God, it's stuck! - Come on! 429 00:27:53,936 --> 00:27:56,638 Ghosts! Ghosts! Guys! Guys! 430 00:27:58,741 --> 00:28:01,610 - Let me out! - Oh! Oh! 431 00:28:01,643 --> 00:28:03,545 - Ooh! - Uh, guys... 432 00:28:10,786 --> 00:28:12,755 Um... 433 00:28:12,788 --> 00:28:14,323 Hi. 434 00:28:14,357 --> 00:28:16,625 I'm Laura. These are my friends... 435 00:28:16,658 --> 00:28:18,093 and we'd be thrilled 436 00:28:18,127 --> 00:28:20,229 if you'd abandon your plans to gruesomely murder us. 437 00:28:20,262 --> 00:28:23,265 Hello, Miss Karnstein. 438 00:28:24,833 --> 00:28:25,834 Hello... 439 00:28:29,271 --> 00:28:30,272 Wait. I know you. 440 00:28:31,673 --> 00:28:32,875 How do I know you? 441 00:28:33,976 --> 00:28:35,811 Oh, dear. Well, this is awkward. 442 00:28:37,312 --> 00:28:38,947 We imagined you'd recall... 443 00:28:38,981 --> 00:28:41,283 Killing us. 444 00:28:41,316 --> 00:28:43,852 I'm Charlotte. This is my sister, Emily. 445 00:28:43,886 --> 00:28:48,190 - Carmilla killed you? - Oh... no, not quite, exactly. 446 00:28:48,223 --> 00:28:50,893 Her mother did the actual deed. 447 00:28:50,926 --> 00:28:52,861 You're the girls 448 00:28:52,895 --> 00:28:54,863 who were sacrificed to the Deep One. 449 00:28:57,733 --> 00:28:58,700 Yes. 450 00:28:58,734 --> 00:29:01,036 We are the victims 451 00:29:01,070 --> 00:29:03,038 of Carmilla Karnstein... 452 00:29:07,643 --> 00:29:10,145 ...and we'd like to invite you to dinner. 453 00:29:13,816 --> 00:29:16,185 It's wonderful that you've all been able to join us. 454 00:29:17,853 --> 00:29:21,391 And naturally, we're so glad you've arrived in time. 455 00:29:21,424 --> 00:29:24,159 We've been waiting for weeks. 456 00:29:24,193 --> 00:29:26,662 - For us? - For Miss Karnstein. 457 00:29:26,695 --> 00:29:29,298 We hoped once she realized what had happened, she'd return. 458 00:29:29,332 --> 00:29:31,967 Hold up. Did you just confess 459 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,636 to flipping the vampire switch on our girl Carm here? 460 00:29:34,670 --> 00:29:36,805 Oh. Goodness, no. We couldn't have. 461 00:29:36,839 --> 00:29:38,341 What little research 462 00:29:38,374 --> 00:29:41,344 we have been able to perform suggests it was Miss Karnstein's 463 00:29:41,377 --> 00:29:44,046 life force that pulled us into the physical world. 464 00:29:45,047 --> 00:29:47,082 Until a few weeks ago, 465 00:29:47,116 --> 00:29:49,685 we were trapped in a nightmare land, doomed 466 00:29:49,718 --> 00:29:51,687 to endlessly repeat our greatest regret. 467 00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:54,756 This nightmare afterlife, is it more of a Jungian-unconscious 468 00:29:54,790 --> 00:29:57,126 or a through-the-looking-glass- to-hell situation? 469 00:29:57,159 --> 00:29:58,361 Stop that! 470 00:29:58,394 --> 00:30:00,195 It's not polite to pry into other people's 471 00:30:00,229 --> 00:30:02,731 - unspeakable suffering. - Why would you be connected 472 00:30:02,764 --> 00:30:04,733 - to Carmilla's human life? - Ah. 473 00:30:05,901 --> 00:30:09,138 We think it might be because it was 474 00:30:09,171 --> 00:30:11,974 - Miss Karnstein who... - She's the reason we died. 475 00:30:13,909 --> 00:30:15,711 Yes. 476 00:30:15,744 --> 00:30:18,780 The family here offered my sister and I a place to lodge. 477 00:30:18,814 --> 00:30:20,782 They neglected to mention the vampire cult. 478 00:30:20,816 --> 00:30:23,353 Same thing happened with my college acceptance letter. 479 00:30:23,386 --> 00:30:25,988 You said you knew the family. Does that mean 480 00:30:26,021 --> 00:30:27,723 that you knew Elle? 481 00:30:29,392 --> 00:30:30,726 Miss Sheridan. 482 00:30:30,759 --> 00:30:33,061 Ah. Yes. We knew her. 483 00:30:35,063 --> 00:30:37,966 - But she isn't here with you? - No. 484 00:30:38,967 --> 00:30:40,235 She isn't with us. 485 00:30:42,104 --> 00:30:44,072 But... 486 00:30:44,106 --> 00:30:46,275 we're thrilled that you are! 487 00:30:46,308 --> 00:30:48,277 OK. That's it. 488 00:30:49,445 --> 00:30:50,846 What's with the Stepford act? 489 00:30:51,947 --> 00:30:53,483 I got you and your sister killed. 490 00:30:53,516 --> 00:30:55,751 Yes, but you're here now. 491 00:30:55,784 --> 00:30:57,453 And according to this spell book, 492 00:30:57,487 --> 00:30:59,922 we need you, Carmilla, here 493 00:30:59,955 --> 00:31:02,724 to perform the ritual that will let us move on. 494 00:31:04,394 --> 00:31:06,795 I don't suppose I could take a crack 495 00:31:06,828 --> 00:31:08,263 - at deciphering the book? - Oh! 496 00:31:08,297 --> 00:31:11,200 Please, do. I've deciphered what I can, 497 00:31:11,233 --> 00:31:13,369 but I'm hardly an adept. Ah... 498 00:31:13,403 --> 00:31:15,938 From what I can tell, if we move on, 499 00:31:15,971 --> 00:31:18,941 your vampire symptoms will go away. 500 00:31:18,974 --> 00:31:21,176 I assume that's why you've come? 501 00:31:22,345 --> 00:31:23,745 Haven't you? 502 00:31:26,848 --> 00:31:28,917 Because otherwise, you'd be trapped here with us forever. 503 00:31:30,786 --> 00:31:32,455 So, they're obviously evil. 504 00:31:32,488 --> 00:31:34,289 I thought they were kind of nice! 505 00:31:35,290 --> 00:31:36,825 More importantly, 506 00:31:36,858 --> 00:31:38,894 is this ritual of theirs even gonna fix me? 507 00:31:38,927 --> 00:31:40,963 - It looks promising. - Promising? 508 00:31:40,996 --> 00:31:44,099 Are you telling me you were possessed by an evil goddess 509 00:31:44,132 --> 00:31:46,868 - for like six months and... - Eight. It was eight months. 510 00:31:48,504 --> 00:31:50,305 ...and you can't get more specific than that? 511 00:31:50,340 --> 00:31:53,308 The whole book is written in code, 512 00:31:53,343 --> 00:31:55,210 but... if Emily's notes are correct, 513 00:31:55,244 --> 00:31:57,513 it seems as though it's two birds, one stone. 514 00:31:57,547 --> 00:32:00,483 The ghosts move on, Carmilla stays human. 515 00:32:00,516 --> 00:32:02,951 That makes sense. When I scanned them, the energy 516 00:32:02,985 --> 00:32:04,886 from your spark was going straight to them. 517 00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,222 For all we know, they lured us in and trapped us here. Are we 518 00:32:07,256 --> 00:32:08,558 - seriously gonna trust them? - What happened to them 519 00:32:08,591 --> 00:32:10,792 wasn't their fault. They were girls, 520 00:32:10,826 --> 00:32:12,894 just like you or me, with their whole lives ahead of them. 521 00:32:12,928 --> 00:32:14,997 If this ritual helps them and keeps Carm human, 522 00:32:15,030 --> 00:32:17,099 we have to try it. 523 00:32:30,078 --> 00:32:32,515 - Sweet! Is that a Gameboy? - Even better. 524 00:32:32,548 --> 00:32:34,384 It's an EMF alarm. Might be nice 525 00:32:34,417 --> 00:32:36,151 to get a heads up if any ghosts come calling. 526 00:32:44,226 --> 00:32:46,362 Listen, Per, about before... 527 00:32:46,396 --> 00:32:48,431 Oh, I'm glad we postponed the meeting. 528 00:32:48,464 --> 00:32:50,433 - You are? - With all the data 529 00:32:50,466 --> 00:32:51,900 we've collected here, 530 00:32:51,933 --> 00:32:53,235 we're in a much stronger bargaining position. 531 00:32:54,870 --> 00:32:55,937 Really, Per? 532 00:32:56,938 --> 00:32:58,374 I know this is the big leagues, 533 00:32:58,408 --> 00:33:00,510 but why are you so pumped to sell our company? 534 00:33:02,010 --> 00:33:03,379 Do you even know what I do all day 535 00:33:03,413 --> 00:33:05,381 while you're off playing in your little lab? 536 00:33:05,415 --> 00:33:08,917 I balance our budgets, get our products approved, 537 00:33:08,950 --> 00:33:10,386 handle the reckless endangerment lawsuits. 538 00:33:10,420 --> 00:33:11,920 I mean, at Intrigue, there'd be a... 539 00:33:11,953 --> 00:33:13,389 Ahem. 540 00:33:13,423 --> 00:33:16,392 There'd be a legal department, Laf. 541 00:33:16,426 --> 00:33:18,060 I see. 542 00:33:18,093 --> 00:33:19,529 And, uh, by playing, 543 00:33:19,562 --> 00:33:21,263 you mean the research that makes our company possible? 544 00:33:21,296 --> 00:33:23,098 - Oh, that is not fair and... - You know what? 545 00:33:23,131 --> 00:33:25,233 I'm too tired to deal with this right now. 546 00:33:37,112 --> 00:33:39,281 Oh, man! We killed my sandwich. 547 00:33:41,617 --> 00:33:43,586 Too tee abal too tee! 548 00:33:43,619 --> 00:33:45,655 Five second rule. 549 00:33:45,688 --> 00:33:48,890 Have we or have we not had multiple conversations 550 00:33:48,924 --> 00:33:51,361 about not wandering away in the haunted house? 551 00:33:51,394 --> 00:33:53,261 I know. It's just, the ghost ladies are so nice. 552 00:33:53,295 --> 00:33:54,530 And you know how I feel about leftovers. 553 00:33:54,564 --> 00:33:57,032 Kirsch, if your stomach gets me dragged 554 00:33:57,065 --> 00:33:59,369 into some kind of black-girl- dies-first bullshit... 555 00:33:59,402 --> 00:34:02,871 I am going to come back from the dead and haunt your bar fridge. 556 00:34:11,347 --> 00:34:13,014 They aren't going to go along with it. 557 00:34:13,048 --> 00:34:16,118 They'll get caught up in the surprise! You'll see. 558 00:34:16,151 --> 00:34:18,120 It will all come out exactly as we planned. 559 00:34:18,153 --> 00:34:20,456 Why aren't we just telling them about... 560 00:34:58,461 --> 00:35:01,330 Ugh. This again? Really? 561 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,301 You would do well, little sister, to finish... 562 00:35:08,571 --> 00:35:11,474 We live for the eternal moment, chérie. 563 00:35:11,507 --> 00:35:13,275 We are power. 564 00:35:18,714 --> 00:35:21,049 Faites attention, chérie. 565 00:35:21,082 --> 00:35:22,518 You would do well, little sister, 566 00:35:22,552 --> 00:35:24,720 to finish your task here without further delay. 567 00:35:24,754 --> 00:35:27,557 Did you ever think that our part in this... 568 00:35:28,558 --> 00:35:30,225 ...that what we do might be... 569 00:35:31,226 --> 00:35:32,495 ...unforgivable? 570 00:35:32,528 --> 00:35:34,963 You must stop reading the romantics! 571 00:35:36,231 --> 00:35:38,701 We live for the eternal moment, chérie! 572 00:35:38,734 --> 00:35:41,704 We are power, pleasure... 573 00:35:43,539 --> 00:35:46,208 ...and are only accountable for our desires. 574 00:35:46,241 --> 00:35:48,411 And Mama, who is growing impatient. 575 00:35:48,444 --> 00:35:51,714 Faites attention, chérie. Votre mère vous met en garde 576 00:35:51,747 --> 00:35:53,583 contre l'assassin. 577 00:36:12,502 --> 00:36:15,404 You're wearing the brooch. 578 00:36:24,647 --> 00:36:26,716 No! I don't want to go back! 579 00:36:27,683 --> 00:36:30,185 Hey... 580 00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:33,154 You all right? 581 00:36:34,624 --> 00:36:36,459 Another nightmare. 582 00:36:37,627 --> 00:36:40,095 You and Maddie were talking, and... 583 00:36:40,128 --> 00:36:42,097 she said something about an assassin 584 00:36:42,130 --> 00:36:44,467 and then these paper dolls disintegrated and... 585 00:36:46,301 --> 00:36:49,438 I don't know. It seemed more coherent when it was happening. 586 00:36:49,472 --> 00:36:51,807 Wait, you're still having those dreams? 587 00:36:51,841 --> 00:36:53,809 But we're here. I mean... 588 00:36:55,310 --> 00:36:57,680 Why would you still be having them, unless... 589 00:36:57,713 --> 00:36:59,715 Something else is going on. 590 00:36:59,749 --> 00:37:02,685 Knocking. Still not a thing. 591 00:37:02,718 --> 00:37:04,520 The Hunger wanted a midnight snack and while he was 592 00:37:04,554 --> 00:37:06,556 getting it, we caught our ghostesses talking 593 00:37:06,589 --> 00:37:08,858 about some kind of surprise that we aren't gonna like 594 00:37:08,891 --> 00:37:11,326 and sneaking into a locked room. So, they're hiding 595 00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:13,763 something. Or someone. 596 00:37:15,331 --> 00:37:18,166 Hiding something?! How could we possibly... 597 00:37:18,199 --> 00:37:20,469 - What's behind the door? - Why should that concern you? 598 00:37:20,503 --> 00:37:22,405 Maybe I don't like surprises. 599 00:37:22,438 --> 00:37:24,139 You look like a woman who can cope. 600 00:37:24,172 --> 00:37:25,775 This could all be 601 00:37:25,808 --> 00:37:27,777 easily resolved by just showing us what's behind 602 00:37:27,810 --> 00:37:30,111 - door number one. - Of course. 603 00:37:30,145 --> 00:37:32,515 If you insist, but... 604 00:37:32,548 --> 00:37:34,750 you'll ruin the surprise. 605 00:37:34,784 --> 00:37:37,353 We'll risk it. 606 00:37:40,623 --> 00:37:43,291 We'd kinda like to know if you're planning to... 607 00:37:45,861 --> 00:37:47,262 ...to throw a party? 608 00:37:48,864 --> 00:37:52,602 - To thank you for helping us. - You're throwing a party? 609 00:37:52,635 --> 00:37:55,671 The ritual can't be performed until the Ash Moon begins, 610 00:37:55,705 --> 00:37:56,706 and Emily always loved to dress up. 611 00:37:58,708 --> 00:38:01,410 I can't imagine you're a slouch in that department either. 612 00:38:01,444 --> 00:38:04,413 - You can't be serious. - I think it's sweet! 613 00:38:04,447 --> 00:38:06,782 It's like a pre-ritual, going away party... 614 00:38:06,816 --> 00:38:08,551 before they go away. 615 00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:12,722 - Permanently. - Exactly, and... 616 00:38:14,255 --> 00:38:15,858 ...we would be honoured if you would attend. 617 00:38:15,891 --> 00:38:17,693 Yeah, of course! 618 00:38:17,727 --> 00:38:19,328 Oh, my gosh. 619 00:38:22,398 --> 00:38:25,735 Ball gowns? Are we gonna get our Strictly Ballroom on?! 620 00:38:25,768 --> 00:38:28,571 Best haunting ever! 621 00:38:34,644 --> 00:38:36,646 How's it goin' in there? 622 00:38:36,679 --> 00:38:39,815 BBC period dramas do not spend enough time on 623 00:38:39,849 --> 00:38:41,717 how complicated these clothes are. 624 00:38:41,751 --> 00:38:43,786 I swear I've been in here for 40 minutes. 625 00:38:43,819 --> 00:38:47,188 Hey, thanks for going along with this, by the way. 626 00:38:47,222 --> 00:38:50,225 Well, what's to go along with? I like canapes 627 00:38:50,258 --> 00:38:51,894 - as much as the next girl. - Still... 628 00:38:51,927 --> 00:38:53,729 can't be fun hanging out with your... 629 00:38:53,763 --> 00:38:57,500 - Former victims? - No matter how nice they are. 630 00:38:57,533 --> 00:38:59,935 Yeah, well, I'd appreciate it if they took it down a notch. 631 00:38:59,969 --> 00:39:01,904 You'd prefer a roaring rampage of revenge? 632 00:39:01,937 --> 00:39:04,407 Yeah. All this forgiveness is making me twitchy. 633 00:39:05,841 --> 00:39:07,576 Do you think maybe that's 'cause, deep down, 634 00:39:07,610 --> 00:39:08,811 you still don't think you can be forgiven? 635 00:39:10,946 --> 00:39:15,351 I see we've reached the amateur psychoanalysis round. 636 00:39:15,384 --> 00:39:18,286 See, this is why I blew off that therapist. 637 00:39:18,319 --> 00:39:20,756 You know, some things are just 638 00:39:20,790 --> 00:39:23,626 too much to talk about in an office full of crystal dolphins. 639 00:39:23,659 --> 00:39:25,895 Do you think maybe that's the point of the talking? 640 00:39:25,928 --> 00:39:27,763 Yeah, except it wasn't just talking. 641 00:39:27,797 --> 00:39:30,265 There was this manifes... 642 00:39:32,835 --> 00:39:34,670 You aren't saying anything. 643 00:39:37,573 --> 00:39:39,709 Did I put it on wrong? I look ridiculous. 644 00:39:39,742 --> 00:39:41,242 I do. I look ridiculous. I... 645 00:40:04,299 --> 00:40:06,502 40 minutes to get you into that, huh? 646 00:40:08,504 --> 00:40:10,840 Bet I could get you out of it faster.... 647 00:40:21,851 --> 00:40:23,686 We're already gonna be late for the ball. 648 00:40:24,854 --> 00:40:26,722 So let us be late. 649 00:41:51,574 --> 00:41:53,576 ♪ Love 650 00:42:50,165 --> 00:42:51,834 I'm coming. 651 00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:20,796 Looking good, bruv! 652 00:43:23,699 --> 00:43:26,201 - What? - May I have this dance? 653 00:43:28,237 --> 00:43:30,472 Come on. 654 00:43:36,512 --> 00:43:37,880 Sorry about the way I handled things last night. 655 00:43:37,913 --> 00:43:38,847 That's all right. I know you didn't mean any of it. 656 00:43:40,716 --> 00:43:42,952 I may have been a bit harsh, that doesn't mean I was wrong. 657 00:43:42,985 --> 00:43:44,820 Let's not fight in front of the ghosts, honey. 658 00:43:53,929 --> 00:43:55,230 It's not your thing either, huh? 659 00:43:58,867 --> 00:44:02,204 Emily has always wanted to belong to society. 660 00:44:02,237 --> 00:44:04,473 I understood life differently. 661 00:44:06,275 --> 00:44:08,577 If you have to conform, you never belonged. 662 00:44:10,579 --> 00:44:13,082 OK. How did you fall for Vampirella's schtick? 663 00:44:14,083 --> 00:44:15,751 I didn't. 664 00:44:15,784 --> 00:44:18,087 My sister vanished. 665 00:44:19,088 --> 00:44:20,089 I went looking for her. 666 00:44:22,624 --> 00:44:24,593 She's never forgiven herself. 667 00:44:24,626 --> 00:44:26,261 What about you? 668 00:44:26,295 --> 00:44:28,764 I didn't leave her then... 669 00:44:30,632 --> 00:44:31,834 How could I now? 670 00:44:33,769 --> 00:44:36,071 You wanna try this stupid dance? 671 00:44:38,073 --> 00:44:39,842 Obviously. 672 00:45:03,799 --> 00:45:05,000 This is nice. 673 00:45:06,135 --> 00:45:07,770 Kinda like that grad ball we never got 674 00:45:07,803 --> 00:45:09,772 'cause our school was a supernatural death trap. 675 00:45:13,675 --> 00:45:15,210 I missed this. 676 00:45:16,678 --> 00:45:18,614 I mean, not the pulse-pounding terror, but... 677 00:45:18,647 --> 00:45:20,616 the parts where we help people. 678 00:45:21,683 --> 00:45:22,918 Though I do wish we'd figure out 679 00:45:22,951 --> 00:45:24,920 why the ghosts were here in the first place. 680 00:45:26,155 --> 00:45:28,957 - Hey, Laura... - I know. 681 00:45:28,991 --> 00:45:30,926 No need to keep prying. 682 00:45:30,959 --> 00:45:32,828 The ghosts will move on. 683 00:45:32,861 --> 00:45:34,296 You will get your life back 684 00:45:34,330 --> 00:45:36,332 and... we can go back home. 685 00:45:38,167 --> 00:45:40,669 No. I, um... I think 686 00:45:40,702 --> 00:45:43,739 at that therapist's appointment, I may have, um... 687 00:45:50,145 --> 00:45:52,047 Laura? 688 00:45:54,716 --> 00:45:56,718 Sorry. 689 00:45:58,687 --> 00:46:00,756 Weird déjà vu. 690 00:46:07,963 --> 00:46:09,865 Hey. 691 00:46:11,033 --> 00:46:12,067 - What's going on? - I thought... 692 00:46:13,369 --> 00:46:15,170 I thought I saw the woman in black, the... 693 00:46:15,204 --> 00:46:17,340 You. 694 00:46:17,373 --> 00:46:19,741 The you from my dreams, but... 695 00:46:22,878 --> 00:46:24,213 That's impossible, right? 696 00:46:26,748 --> 00:46:28,750 Come on. Let's sit down. 697 00:46:36,758 --> 00:46:38,060 I'll get you a drink, OK? 698 00:46:45,100 --> 00:46:48,036 Come with me lovingly to death, 699 00:46:48,070 --> 00:46:50,373 or else hate me and still come with me, 700 00:46:50,406 --> 00:46:52,408 hating me through death 701 00:46:52,442 --> 00:46:53,976 and after. 702 00:46:58,113 --> 00:46:59,415 Are you OK? 703 00:47:09,925 --> 00:47:11,126 Where is she?! 704 00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:13,429 - Hey... - She was right here. 705 00:47:13,463 --> 00:47:15,264 - What's going on, Hollis? - The woman in black! 706 00:47:15,297 --> 00:47:16,999 - The one wearing a mask! - Everybody's wearing a mask. 707 00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:20,202 Do you know who she's talking about? 708 00:47:21,937 --> 00:47:24,273 Maybe if you're not feeling well, you should sit down. 709 00:47:24,306 --> 00:47:26,808 I'm dreaming things while I'm awake now. 710 00:47:26,842 --> 00:47:28,777 What's next? 711 00:47:35,184 --> 00:47:37,286 It's almost time! 712 00:47:37,319 --> 00:47:40,122 The Ash Moon has begun. 713 00:47:40,155 --> 00:47:42,257 Gather round for the ritual. 714 00:47:42,291 --> 00:47:45,194 Before we begin, I want to say 715 00:47:45,227 --> 00:47:47,829 how grateful we are. 716 00:47:47,863 --> 00:47:49,465 Whatever you've done in the past, 717 00:47:49,499 --> 00:47:52,000 you've come to help us now, 718 00:47:52,034 --> 00:47:55,137 and I think that shows a strength of character 719 00:47:55,170 --> 00:47:57,239 that is quite remarkable. 720 00:47:59,174 --> 00:48:01,810 Yeah. Sure. 721 00:48:03,312 --> 00:48:04,846 It's time, Emily. 722 00:48:07,115 --> 00:48:08,951 It's your last night on Earth. 723 00:48:08,984 --> 00:48:11,421 Are you sure you don't want another drink before you go? 724 00:48:11,454 --> 00:48:14,457 The ritual must be performed before the Ash Moon 725 00:48:14,490 --> 00:48:17,527 ends at sunrise. Otherwise, we're trapped here forever. 726 00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:20,330 So... no. 727 00:48:31,574 --> 00:48:33,543 Wait, that's the brooch that I... 728 00:48:37,045 --> 00:48:38,514 Carm? 729 00:48:41,351 --> 00:48:43,051 That's Carmilla's spark! 730 00:48:45,355 --> 00:48:47,357 It's leaving her! Why... why is it going into the brooch? 731 00:48:50,926 --> 00:48:52,794 - Uh... guys? - Did that spell 732 00:48:52,828 --> 00:48:54,430 say anything about spirit entanglement? 733 00:48:54,464 --> 00:48:55,964 It's not supposed to happen like this! 734 00:48:55,998 --> 00:48:58,000 - Something's wrong. - Laura, stay back! 735 00:48:58,033 --> 00:48:59,502 - It's dangerous! - We have to stop the ritual! 736 00:48:59,535 --> 00:49:01,103 I can't! 737 00:49:01,136 --> 00:49:03,805 - It's out of control! - Emily, no! 738 00:49:03,839 --> 00:49:07,175 We've been tricked! I don't want to go back! 739 00:49:07,209 --> 00:49:09,845 We need to disrupt the connection! 740 00:49:09,878 --> 00:49:12,014 - LAF! - Don't touch Carmilla! 741 00:49:12,047 --> 00:49:13,048 It'll take you too! 742 00:49:26,396 --> 00:49:29,164 Did you think you'd get away with it? 743 00:49:31,601 --> 00:49:34,236 Summon us up to ease your mind and then... 744 00:49:34,269 --> 00:49:36,238 just waltz away? 745 00:49:36,271 --> 00:49:39,074 Did you really think there'd be no consequences? 746 00:49:43,646 --> 00:49:45,615 It's you. 747 00:49:45,648 --> 00:49:47,949 Surprise! 748 00:49:49,585 --> 00:49:51,521 Not the brightest little ingénue, are we? 749 00:50:19,382 --> 00:50:21,417 Is that pile of dust Lafontaine?! 750 00:50:21,451 --> 00:50:24,052 They're j... they're just g... gone. 751 00:50:24,086 --> 00:50:26,589 - Are you OK? - Carm? 752 00:50:26,622 --> 00:50:28,524 - I need to hide. - Carm? 753 00:50:28,558 --> 00:50:30,526 Carm?! 754 00:50:36,632 --> 00:50:38,668 Carm! 755 00:50:38,701 --> 00:50:40,636 Carm! 756 00:50:40,670 --> 00:50:42,538 Hey! 757 00:50:42,572 --> 00:50:45,307 Hey! Come on! Hey! 758 00:50:45,341 --> 00:50:47,943 Carm! Hey! Hey! 759 00:50:47,976 --> 00:50:50,546 Hey! Hey! 760 00:50:50,580 --> 00:50:53,516 Hey... 761 00:51:12,100 --> 00:51:13,603 Your heart. It's not beating. 762 00:51:16,506 --> 00:51:18,240 You're a vampire. 763 00:51:18,273 --> 00:51:20,942 NOOO! 764 00:51:20,976 --> 00:51:23,479 Why won't it work?! I've sent all the ghosts away! 765 00:51:32,988 --> 00:51:34,956 Did one of them escape me? 766 00:51:39,060 --> 00:51:40,663 So did I miss something, or did that radically 767 00:51:40,696 --> 00:51:42,532 - not go as planned? - It was Elle. 768 00:51:42,565 --> 00:51:44,567 She was at the masquerade. She knew about the ritual. She knew 769 00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:47,135 - exactly what was gonna happen. - How could she have known? 770 00:51:47,169 --> 00:51:48,970 Because Emily and Charlotte lied to us. 771 00:51:49,004 --> 00:51:50,606 They had to have known she was here. 772 00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:53,376 You think vacuumed, screaming back to a hellish nightmarescape 773 00:51:53,409 --> 00:51:54,710 was part of their plan? 774 00:51:55,711 --> 00:51:58,347 Sorry. 775 00:51:58,381 --> 00:52:01,183 We will figure this out. We will find Laf. 776 00:52:01,216 --> 00:52:03,519 Why would Elle do this? 777 00:52:03,553 --> 00:52:05,354 You heard her... 778 00:52:05,388 --> 00:52:08,056 to punish me for what I did by stealing my life. 779 00:52:08,089 --> 00:52:10,258 But she can't steal anything. She's trapped here, 780 00:52:10,292 --> 00:52:12,260 just like us, unless all the ghosts move on. 781 00:52:12,294 --> 00:52:14,430 But the ghosts are gone. All of them 782 00:52:14,464 --> 00:52:17,065 except Elle and Charlotte. Elle can't leave until Charlotte 783 00:52:17,098 --> 00:52:19,000 is also sent back to the nightmare land, 784 00:52:19,034 --> 00:52:21,136 like all the other ghosts. Laf thwarted her plan. 785 00:52:21,169 --> 00:52:23,539 And now that my spark's in the brooch 786 00:52:23,573 --> 00:52:26,542 and Elle has the brooch, if she gets rid of Charlotte... 787 00:52:26,576 --> 00:52:29,010 she could become human and leave. 788 00:52:32,648 --> 00:52:35,384 We have to find her. Now. 789 00:52:35,418 --> 00:52:37,386 That's easier said than done. 790 00:52:37,420 --> 00:52:39,221 Miss Sheridan is gone, girl. 791 00:52:39,254 --> 00:52:41,089 Yeah. Not to mention, we don't exactly know 792 00:52:41,122 --> 00:52:43,459 how to extract a life force from a magical brooch. 793 00:52:43,493 --> 00:52:46,362 Might wanna go easy on those. That's the only case. 794 00:52:47,363 --> 00:52:48,129 Terrific. 795 00:52:49,365 --> 00:52:51,233 But... Elle must have the spell already. 796 00:52:51,266 --> 00:52:53,402 I mean, that's her escape plan, right? 797 00:52:53,436 --> 00:52:55,270 So we have to find Elle before she gets to Charlotte; 798 00:52:55,303 --> 00:52:57,740 - then Perry can find the spell... - What are you talking about? 799 00:52:57,773 --> 00:53:00,242 - We have to find Laf first. - Of course, we have to find 800 00:53:00,275 --> 00:53:02,545 both of them, but if we lose Elle now, then all of us are gonna be trapped... 801 00:53:02,578 --> 00:53:04,547 We can find Elle later. Laf comes first! 802 00:53:04,580 --> 00:53:06,649 We can't just let her take Carmilla's life! 803 00:53:14,524 --> 00:53:16,459 We could start in the study. 804 00:53:16,492 --> 00:53:18,427 I can't believe I'm saying this, but beef cheeks is right. 805 00:53:18,461 --> 00:53:21,263 We don't have much time. 806 00:53:25,300 --> 00:53:27,269 I need to get out of this dress. 807 00:53:27,302 --> 00:53:29,271 - It'll be easier if you... - Did you summon up the ghosts? 808 00:53:29,304 --> 00:53:32,240 Because that's what she said, Elle, that you summoned her up. 809 00:53:32,274 --> 00:53:35,378 - I think it's possible. - Possible? 810 00:53:35,411 --> 00:53:38,146 How do you not know whether you summoned up the ghosts 811 00:53:38,179 --> 00:53:39,815 of your former victims who want some light, refreshing revenge? 812 00:53:39,849 --> 00:53:41,817 Because it was just something stupid 813 00:53:41,851 --> 00:53:43,519 that happened at the therapist appointment. 814 00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:47,155 - What? - She... said 815 00:53:47,188 --> 00:53:49,090 I could never move forward unless I dealt 816 00:53:49,124 --> 00:53:52,093 with my past. So... she had me think about Elle 817 00:53:52,127 --> 00:53:54,463 and the others and, you know, there was the usual 818 00:53:54,497 --> 00:53:58,568 "manifest your issues" crap but... I had forgotten 819 00:53:58,601 --> 00:54:00,536 all about it until my issues 820 00:54:00,570 --> 00:54:02,605 actually... manifested. 821 00:54:02,638 --> 00:54:04,874 When were you gonna share this piece of information with me? 822 00:54:04,907 --> 00:54:06,542 I was waiting for the right moment. 823 00:54:06,576 --> 00:54:08,377 You know what would've been a good moment? 824 00:54:08,411 --> 00:54:11,313 Any time before the ghost of your former lover killed you. 825 00:54:14,350 --> 00:54:15,718 She killed you. 826 00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:19,655 I thought she killed you. 827 00:54:19,689 --> 00:54:22,491 Hey... come here. 828 00:54:24,493 --> 00:54:26,495 I'm still here. 829 00:54:26,529 --> 00:54:28,564 OK? I'm still here. 830 00:54:30,433 --> 00:54:33,469 We're gonna get my life back. OK? 831 00:54:33,502 --> 00:54:35,605 And all those things we want, 832 00:54:35,638 --> 00:54:37,907 every single point 833 00:54:37,940 --> 00:54:41,344 on your five-year-plan, we're gonna do them, OK? 834 00:54:43,346 --> 00:54:47,148 OK. Come on, let's get you out of this thing. 835 00:54:48,718 --> 00:54:49,819 Either Emily decoded 836 00:54:49,852 --> 00:54:52,421 the spell wrong, or Elle tricked her. 837 00:54:52,455 --> 00:54:55,391 The spell she did cast used Carmilla's spark to force the ghosts 838 00:54:55,424 --> 00:54:57,192 off to the nightmare land that Emily described. 839 00:54:58,561 --> 00:55:00,529 You think that's where the Brainiac ended up? 840 00:55:03,298 --> 00:55:05,166 Do you think you can get them back? 841 00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:07,168 I think the real moving on spell might do it. 842 00:55:07,202 --> 00:55:09,772 But... that means we only have 'til sunrise 843 00:55:09,805 --> 00:55:13,743 to find the code key. And I'll need Carmilla's spark. 844 00:55:13,776 --> 00:55:16,177 Well, that makes getting the brooch back priority one. 845 00:55:16,211 --> 00:55:17,513 Hollis'll be chiffed. 846 00:55:19,415 --> 00:55:20,416 Perry... 847 00:55:21,817 --> 00:55:23,786 Lafontaine knows you're looking for them. 848 00:55:23,819 --> 00:55:26,555 They know. 849 00:55:26,589 --> 00:55:28,524 It's what we do. 850 00:55:43,304 --> 00:55:46,274 It's done. We leave tonight. 851 00:55:46,307 --> 00:55:49,445 In 3 days, we'll be on an ocean liner headed for New York. 852 00:55:58,954 --> 00:56:01,424 You're gonna love New York. 853 00:56:01,457 --> 00:56:03,224 It's full of... concerts 854 00:56:03,258 --> 00:56:05,226 and theatre 855 00:56:05,260 --> 00:56:07,396 and... life. 856 00:56:07,430 --> 00:56:09,532 Your life is gonna be 857 00:56:09,565 --> 00:56:12,233 so much bigger than you ever imagined! 858 00:56:16,038 --> 00:56:19,575 What are you doing? 859 00:56:31,387 --> 00:56:32,822 Laura! 860 00:56:33,823 --> 00:56:35,825 Hey... are you all right? 861 00:56:39,595 --> 00:56:41,897 What in Stoker's name is going on? 862 00:56:44,533 --> 00:56:47,302 So Elle can dream-kebab you in real life? 863 00:56:47,336 --> 00:56:49,270 Is that a normal ghost thing? Were we supposed to know 864 00:56:49,304 --> 00:56:51,306 - they could do that? - She sent me dreams before. 865 00:56:51,340 --> 00:56:53,375 This is the first time she's reached out and slashed me. 866 00:56:53,409 --> 00:56:55,444 - Oh, dear. - No, no, no, no, no. 867 00:56:55,478 --> 00:56:57,780 Not "Oh, dear." We do not need an "Oh, dear" right now. 868 00:56:57,813 --> 00:57:00,416 Well, I'm still deciphering but there are several spells 869 00:57:00,449 --> 00:57:02,985 in this book which might make the ghosts much more powerful, 870 00:57:03,018 --> 00:57:05,588 - especially in the dream world. - Right. 871 00:57:05,621 --> 00:57:08,289 So Elle's better, faster, stronger. 872 00:57:08,323 --> 00:57:10,025 Can we undo that? 873 00:57:10,059 --> 00:57:11,994 Use the book to soup ourselves up? 874 00:57:12,027 --> 00:57:15,631 "Side effects may include anxiety, insomnia, 875 00:57:15,664 --> 00:57:17,967 dream contagion and... death." 876 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,369 So... no. 877 00:57:20,402 --> 00:57:23,506 Wait. Dream contagion? Is that like... 878 00:57:24,540 --> 00:57:26,008 Sometimes in the dreams, it's like 879 00:57:26,041 --> 00:57:27,843 she can't completely control them, like I'm seeing things 880 00:57:27,877 --> 00:57:30,012 that she wouldn't want me to see. Like just now, 881 00:57:30,045 --> 00:57:32,047 I saw you getting ready to leave for New York. 882 00:57:34,550 --> 00:57:36,284 Nobody's going anywhere until we find Charlotte. 883 00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:38,988 The Craft here will keep researching. 884 00:57:39,021 --> 00:57:41,857 You, Mel and the frat boy can... 885 00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:47,096 - Where's the frat boy? - That burrito-chomping, 886 00:57:47,129 --> 00:57:49,632 protein-powder-snorting, gullible, mush-brained... 887 00:57:51,567 --> 00:57:53,836 Dope. I told him. 888 00:57:53,869 --> 00:57:55,738 It's the same as Laf. 889 00:57:55,771 --> 00:57:58,073 OK. We have to find Charlotte and get that brooch back 890 00:57:58,107 --> 00:58:00,109 before Elle finishes this little re-enactment 891 00:58:00,142 --> 00:58:02,044 of And Then There Were None. 892 00:58:02,077 --> 00:58:04,814 Search every nook and cranny. Charlotte has to be somewhere. 893 00:58:04,847 --> 00:58:07,550 Be careful. Elle knows this place better than we ever will. 894 00:58:36,445 --> 00:58:39,582 "Girls are caterpillars while they live in the world, 895 00:58:39,615 --> 00:58:42,985 "to be finally butterflies when summer comes. 896 00:58:43,018 --> 00:58:46,589 But in the meantime, they are grubs and larvae." 897 00:58:46,622 --> 00:58:48,858 So says Monsieur Le Fanu. 898 00:58:48,891 --> 00:58:50,960 To think of the trouble I went to, 899 00:58:50,993 --> 00:58:52,962 warning you. 900 00:58:52,995 --> 00:58:55,798 Thinking you'd learn from my mistake. 901 00:58:57,766 --> 00:58:59,969 Yeah, 'cause Carm's the villain here. 902 00:59:00,002 --> 00:59:03,005 Aren't you the one zapping innocent people for no reason? 903 00:59:03,038 --> 00:59:05,007 I'm doing it to keep what's mine. 904 00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:07,743 - That life isn't yours. - It's what I'm owed. 905 00:59:07,776 --> 00:59:11,413 And I wouldn't waste it on some banal five-year plan. 906 00:59:12,548 --> 00:59:13,549 Laf? 907 00:59:17,620 --> 00:59:20,055 Laf. I saw Laf... 908 00:59:20,089 --> 00:59:22,191 drawing some kind of symbol. 909 00:59:22,224 --> 00:59:24,827 It looked like this. Or... 910 00:59:24,860 --> 00:59:27,663 maybe like... this. 911 00:59:30,032 --> 00:59:31,834 How did you get past second grade? 912 00:59:31,867 --> 00:59:33,202 I saw it for half a second in a ghost-induced nightmare. 913 00:59:33,235 --> 00:59:36,138 - Give me a break. - Any idea what it means? 914 00:59:36,171 --> 00:59:38,641 No, but... 915 00:59:38,674 --> 00:59:40,643 if Laf thinks it's important enough to send 916 00:59:40,676 --> 00:59:42,144 from beyond the vale... 917 00:59:42,177 --> 00:59:44,747 If I could just identify it, maybe it could help decipher 918 00:59:44,780 --> 00:59:46,749 the moving on spell. I'll try to figure this out 919 00:59:46,782 --> 00:59:47,983 - while you guys... - Go get a life. 920 00:59:49,685 --> 00:59:51,687 - Go with her. Keep her safe. - What're you gonna do? 921 00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:54,823 Well, the young lady stole my life 922 00:59:54,857 --> 00:59:56,825 and turned me back into a vampire. 923 00:59:56,859 --> 00:59:58,827 So I'm gonna remind her what that means. 924 00:59:58,861 --> 01:00:01,764 - How about you? - Oh, I've got the EMF. 925 01:00:01,797 --> 01:00:03,799 If it so much as peeps, I'll shriek. 926 01:00:37,099 --> 01:00:39,034 I used to think you and I 927 01:00:39,068 --> 01:00:40,936 would spend our lives reading to each other. 928 01:00:42,738 --> 01:00:45,808 If only I'd known how brief one of those lives was going to be. 929 01:00:46,942 --> 01:00:48,610 Hello, Elle. 930 01:00:53,749 --> 01:00:55,784 Is that all you have to say to me? 931 01:00:55,818 --> 01:00:57,853 After what you did? 932 01:00:57,886 --> 01:01:00,089 I never meant to hurt you. 933 01:01:01,757 --> 01:01:04,760 Oh... Don't apologize. 934 01:01:04,793 --> 01:01:06,795 It costs you nothing. 935 01:01:09,698 --> 01:01:11,667 So what? 936 01:01:11,700 --> 01:01:13,802 This is about me paying for my sins? 937 01:01:14,803 --> 01:01:16,605 You never even stopped 938 01:01:16,638 --> 01:01:18,273 to think if you deserve this life. 939 01:01:19,775 --> 01:01:20,843 I've watched you. 940 01:01:22,277 --> 01:01:24,613 All these years, 941 01:01:24,646 --> 01:01:27,649 you've never thought of anyone but yourself. 942 01:01:29,118 --> 01:01:30,986 Well, that's some big talk 943 01:01:31,020 --> 01:01:32,855 coming from the girl 944 01:01:32,888 --> 01:01:34,790 who sent her friends to a nightmare land. 945 01:01:34,823 --> 01:01:36,992 Me? 946 01:01:37,026 --> 01:01:39,028 Oh, no. I'm just thinking about myself. 947 01:01:39,061 --> 01:01:41,764 Oh, wait. I wonder who taught me that. 948 01:01:45,300 --> 01:01:47,236 Ooh. 949 01:01:47,269 --> 01:01:49,571 Not very ladylike, Miss Karnstein. 950 01:01:49,605 --> 01:01:52,074 Laura. 951 01:01:52,107 --> 01:01:54,276 Better run, Carmilla. 952 01:01:56,311 --> 01:01:59,648 These old houses are so dangerous, after all. 953 01:01:59,681 --> 01:02:01,116 Damn it! 954 01:02:01,150 --> 01:02:04,319 Perry. You never should have left her alone! 955 01:02:04,354 --> 01:02:06,155 No sign of the spell book, either. 956 01:02:06,188 --> 01:02:08,123 It take it your little chat with the Ghost of Girlfriends Past 957 01:02:08,157 --> 01:02:09,992 - was a bust? - Yeah. I'm getting pretty sick 958 01:02:10,025 --> 01:02:12,795 - of this haunting crap. - Imagine how we feel. 959 01:02:14,897 --> 01:02:17,266 I'm wondering if we might be of assistance to each other. 960 01:02:19,101 --> 01:02:21,170 Miss Sheridan said you would never go along with the spell 961 01:02:21,203 --> 01:02:23,373 if you knew she was with us. 962 01:02:23,406 --> 01:02:26,875 I should've known that she only wanted your life for herself. 963 01:02:26,909 --> 01:02:29,745 It was all she ever talked about, 964 01:02:29,778 --> 01:02:32,081 the wide world that she'd been denied... 965 01:02:32,114 --> 01:02:34,950 as if the same thing hadn't happened to us all. 966 01:02:38,687 --> 01:02:41,190 I'm sorry about your friend. 967 01:02:41,223 --> 01:02:43,725 I didn't know what would happen when they pulled me back. 968 01:02:44,860 --> 01:02:46,862 Can you help us get them back? 969 01:02:50,065 --> 01:02:52,234 I don't know... 970 01:02:52,267 --> 01:02:54,337 but we have to stop Miss Sheridan. 971 01:02:54,370 --> 01:02:56,305 You got any thoughts on the stopping front? 972 01:02:58,273 --> 01:03:01,344 It's me she wants, so perhaps... 973 01:03:11,887 --> 01:03:14,756 Do we really have to do this Nightmare on Elm Street crap? 974 01:03:16,392 --> 01:03:17,393 Fine. 975 01:03:23,098 --> 01:03:25,100 Let's speak as reasonable women. 976 01:03:27,903 --> 01:03:29,238 Ahem. 977 01:03:30,772 --> 01:03:32,375 So... 978 01:03:32,408 --> 01:03:35,010 your friends are... 979 01:03:35,043 --> 01:03:36,912 trapped beyond the vale. 980 01:03:37,913 --> 01:03:39,982 You, Carmilla and your... 981 01:03:40,015 --> 01:03:42,050 trigger-happy accomplice... 982 01:03:42,084 --> 01:03:43,252 What next? Sugar? 983 01:03:44,253 --> 01:03:45,921 Sure. 984 01:03:48,157 --> 01:03:49,992 But... 985 01:03:50,025 --> 01:03:52,362 if you hand over Charlotte, 986 01:03:52,395 --> 01:03:55,764 - and let me keep this life... - It isn't yours to keep! 987 01:03:55,797 --> 01:03:57,199 That's beside the point. 988 01:03:58,834 --> 01:04:02,104 Let me keep it... and I'll bring your friends back. 989 01:04:03,439 --> 01:04:06,442 You can all... leave this place. 990 01:04:12,915 --> 01:04:14,883 What happens to Charlotte? 991 01:04:14,917 --> 01:04:16,952 Well, I'm afraid 992 01:04:16,985 --> 01:04:19,788 poor Charlotte will have to follow her sister, 993 01:04:19,821 --> 01:04:22,458 but... you know, that was always going to happen, so. 994 01:04:22,492 --> 01:04:24,460 She's just like you. 995 01:04:24,494 --> 01:04:27,296 They all are. Don't they deserve a chance to move on? 996 01:04:28,964 --> 01:04:31,401 Oh. Oh... 997 01:04:33,436 --> 01:04:35,438 You haven't figured it out yet. 998 01:04:35,471 --> 01:04:37,440 The only way that Charlotte 999 01:04:37,473 --> 01:04:39,409 and Emily can reach their... 1000 01:04:39,442 --> 01:04:41,143 everlasting rest... 1001 01:04:42,478 --> 01:04:45,747 ...is if Carmilla sacrifices her human life. 1002 01:04:49,552 --> 01:04:51,820 So... 1003 01:04:51,853 --> 01:04:54,122 Let's not pretend that you'd sacrifice Carmilla's life 1004 01:04:54,156 --> 01:04:56,858 for a few wayward spirits 1005 01:04:56,892 --> 01:04:58,528 - any more than I would. - We can't just leave them 1006 01:04:58,561 --> 01:05:00,996 - trapped in a nightmare. - You'd let your friends die 1007 01:05:01,029 --> 01:05:03,333 in here to... help them? 1008 01:05:03,366 --> 01:05:05,867 - There has to be another way! - Ugh! 1009 01:05:05,901 --> 01:05:07,936 You've had your chance. 1010 01:05:07,970 --> 01:05:10,239 Whatever happens now is your fault. 1011 01:05:12,274 --> 01:05:14,142 Elle? 1012 01:05:16,346 --> 01:05:18,180 Are you all right? Did she do anything to you 1013 01:05:18,213 --> 01:05:21,783 - in the dreamscape? - No. 1014 01:05:23,519 --> 01:05:25,754 No. I just wanna get her out of my head. 1015 01:05:27,557 --> 01:05:29,525 I wanna get your life back. 1016 01:05:29,559 --> 01:05:31,994 Well, we think we can lure her out into the open 1017 01:05:32,027 --> 01:05:34,162 by using Charlotte as bait. 1018 01:05:34,196 --> 01:05:36,298 You'd do that for us? 1019 01:05:38,334 --> 01:05:40,869 There's only a few hours left of the Ash Moon. 1020 01:05:40,902 --> 01:05:43,373 If Emily and I want to move on... 1021 01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:46,842 ...it's our only chance. 1022 01:06:04,059 --> 01:06:05,395 There you are! 1023 01:06:06,562 --> 01:06:07,996 You know, it's impolite 1024 01:06:08,030 --> 01:06:10,333 to cause your host so much trouble. 1025 01:06:10,366 --> 01:06:12,934 I'm sure I'll find a way to repay you. 1026 01:06:24,547 --> 01:06:26,382 A trap. 1027 01:06:26,416 --> 01:06:28,116 You aren't serious. 1028 01:06:28,150 --> 01:06:30,919 Vampire, warrior, 1029 01:06:30,952 --> 01:06:33,389 journalist... I like our chances. 1030 01:06:33,423 --> 01:06:35,090 Let's have a little chat 1031 01:06:35,123 --> 01:06:37,192 about taking things that don't belong to us. 1032 01:06:37,225 --> 01:06:40,430 You first. 1033 01:06:40,463 --> 01:06:43,999 - MEL! - Ooh! Best get the broom out! 1034 01:06:46,402 --> 01:06:48,003 Look at that. 1035 01:06:49,104 --> 01:06:50,506 Then there were three. 1036 01:06:54,142 --> 01:06:56,311 You should've taken up my offer, sweetheart. 1037 01:06:56,346 --> 01:06:59,382 - Offer? - Your life for your friends. 1038 01:06:59,415 --> 01:07:02,117 Don't worry. Laura declined 1039 01:07:02,150 --> 01:07:04,420 when she discovered Charlotte and Emily can't move on 1040 01:07:04,454 --> 01:07:07,423 without destroying your... precious spark. 1041 01:07:08,691 --> 01:07:11,427 You'll never be able to enjoy it. 1042 01:07:11,461 --> 01:07:13,429 You'll spend the rest of your days 1043 01:07:13,463 --> 01:07:15,365 looking over your shoulder... 1044 01:07:16,932 --> 01:07:19,435 ...wondering if it's my step you hear at the door. 1045 01:07:24,973 --> 01:07:26,576 I'll take my chances. 1046 01:07:26,609 --> 01:07:28,644 I've got the brooch. 1047 01:07:28,678 --> 01:07:31,046 There's nothing you can do to stop me. 1048 01:07:31,079 --> 01:07:33,248 Maybe not... but she knows Krav Maga. 1049 01:07:33,281 --> 01:07:36,652 What? 1050 01:07:38,488 --> 01:07:40,556 Why do people always forget that? 1051 01:07:47,397 --> 01:07:49,231 NOOO! 1052 01:07:55,170 --> 01:07:57,172 Hello? 1053 01:08:00,142 --> 01:08:01,143 Carm? 1054 01:08:03,145 --> 01:08:04,146 CARM! 1055 01:08:14,189 --> 01:08:16,191 OK. 1056 01:08:19,227 --> 01:08:21,464 Pull yourself together, Hollis. 1057 01:09:08,478 --> 01:09:12,013 Oh, crap. We're live? Today, on Toronto News 9, 1058 01:09:12,047 --> 01:09:14,316 it's harsh reality. 1059 01:09:14,350 --> 01:09:16,586 Abandon your childhood dreams for the dubious security 1060 01:09:16,619 --> 01:09:18,788 of a subpar paycheque. 1061 01:09:18,821 --> 01:09:21,156 Spend your days glorifying clickbait and your nights 1062 01:09:21,189 --> 01:09:22,792 letting fear and misery drive away friends 1063 01:09:22,825 --> 01:09:25,628 and loved ones. Accept that life is an unbroken chain 1064 01:09:25,661 --> 01:09:29,665 of mediocrity stretching on and on and on. 1065 01:09:29,699 --> 01:09:31,601 This is Laura Hollis, 1066 01:09:31,634 --> 01:09:34,337 reporting live from a failed career. 1067 01:09:34,370 --> 01:09:36,606 I want my life, you little thief! 1068 01:09:36,639 --> 01:09:38,641 I WANT MY LIFE! 1069 01:09:40,576 --> 01:09:42,512 - Doors are arbitrary. - You're gonna love New York. 1070 01:09:42,545 --> 01:09:44,480 - Wonderful. - There's... 1071 01:09:44,514 --> 01:09:46,449 theatre and concerts 1072 01:09:46,482 --> 01:09:48,351 and... life. 1073 01:09:48,384 --> 01:09:51,119 Wait. I know this. I dreamed this. 1074 01:09:51,152 --> 01:09:53,121 Your life is gonna be so much bigger than you ever imagined. 1075 01:09:53,154 --> 01:09:55,525 What are you doing? 1076 01:09:55,558 --> 01:09:58,761 You don't belong here! 1077 01:10:08,437 --> 01:10:11,306 She laughed. 1078 01:10:11,340 --> 01:10:14,443 Miss Sheridan, she laughed 1079 01:10:14,477 --> 01:10:16,479 at the very idea of... 1080 01:10:16,512 --> 01:10:20,181 - Oh, God. - Why did we trust her? 1081 01:10:20,215 --> 01:10:21,817 Poor Emily. 1082 01:10:21,851 --> 01:10:23,653 - Why did we not... - Poor Charlotte. 1083 01:10:23,686 --> 01:10:25,521 I was supposed 1084 01:10:25,555 --> 01:10:27,356 to keep you safe. 1085 01:10:27,390 --> 01:10:29,625 Do you know what'll happen if you die in here? 1086 01:10:29,659 --> 01:10:31,627 Let me guess. 1087 01:10:31,661 --> 01:10:33,529 - I die in the real world too. - Worse. 1088 01:10:33,563 --> 01:10:35,464 You'll be trapped 1089 01:10:35,498 --> 01:10:37,466 in this hell made of dead minds. 1090 01:10:37,500 --> 01:10:40,636 I wonder if you'll feel 1091 01:10:40,670 --> 01:10:43,639 - so sympathetic then. - Is that what happened to you? 1092 01:10:45,474 --> 01:10:47,777 I don't want your pity. I want my life! 1093 01:10:50,178 --> 01:10:52,715 I can take it from you living... 1094 01:10:52,748 --> 01:10:55,283 or I can take it from you dead. 1095 01:10:55,317 --> 01:10:58,387 You've seen my dreams. 1096 01:10:58,421 --> 01:11:00,389 Have I ever gone down without a fight? 1097 01:11:07,563 --> 01:11:09,799 Stuck in an endless loop of someone else's damage. 1098 01:11:09,832 --> 01:11:12,401 - Classic me. - You're gonna love New York. 1099 01:11:12,435 --> 01:11:15,871 There's... theatre and concerts 1100 01:11:15,905 --> 01:11:17,873 and... life. 1101 01:11:17,907 --> 01:11:20,876 - Oh, God. Carm! - Your life's gonna be 1102 01:11:20,910 --> 01:11:22,878 so much bigger than you ever imagined! 1103 01:11:22,912 --> 01:11:25,280 What are you doing? 1104 01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:39,929 I met a woman in the village today. 1105 01:11:39,962 --> 01:11:43,399 She said strange things about you. 1106 01:11:48,303 --> 01:11:49,304 What's wrong? 1107 01:11:51,407 --> 01:11:53,542 Why won't you look at me, Carmilla? 1108 01:11:55,478 --> 01:11:58,313 LOOK AT ME! 1109 01:12:02,752 --> 01:12:04,754 She was right. 1110 01:12:06,722 --> 01:12:09,859 You're a monster. 1111 01:12:09,892 --> 01:12:12,260 I can explain. 1112 01:12:12,293 --> 01:12:14,195 Oh, I've heard enough of your lies. 1113 01:12:14,229 --> 01:12:16,632 Or your promises. 1114 01:12:16,666 --> 01:12:18,634 All your... 1115 01:12:18,668 --> 01:12:20,670 - talk of a new life! - No! Not lies. 1116 01:12:20,703 --> 01:12:23,939 In the colonies, things'll be different! 1117 01:12:23,973 --> 01:12:25,775 No one will know us. You'll see! 1118 01:12:25,808 --> 01:12:27,677 As if I would go anywhere 1119 01:12:27,710 --> 01:12:29,578 with you now. 1120 01:12:29,612 --> 01:12:32,280 No. 1121 01:12:32,313 --> 01:12:34,884 My new friend 1122 01:12:34,917 --> 01:12:38,354 is waiting in a carriage below. 1123 01:12:40,823 --> 01:12:43,258 She's going to take me traveling. 1124 01:12:43,291 --> 01:12:44,994 She'll show me the wonders of the world. 1125 01:12:45,027 --> 01:12:46,896 No, you can't go with her. 1126 01:12:48,296 --> 01:12:49,732 Elle, I... I know I lied, 1127 01:12:49,765 --> 01:12:51,934 but... the horror she has planned for you 1128 01:12:51,967 --> 01:12:53,769 - is much worse than... - Worse? 1129 01:12:53,803 --> 01:12:56,572 Worse than saying that she loved me... 1130 01:12:58,674 --> 01:13:00,476 ...while she drank my blood? 1131 01:13:01,877 --> 01:13:04,380 WHILE SHE DRANK MY BLOOD?! 1132 01:13:05,481 --> 01:13:06,982 Please... 1133 01:13:11,620 --> 01:13:13,622 Don't worry. 1134 01:13:13,656 --> 01:13:15,858 I've told her where you are. 1135 01:13:17,026 --> 01:13:20,396 She'll send someone to deal with you. 1136 01:13:32,808 --> 01:13:34,376 What, is this on repeat? 1137 01:13:35,511 --> 01:13:38,681 How many times have you watched this? 1138 01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:44,420 It's done. We leave tonight. 1139 01:13:44,453 --> 01:13:46,655 In three days, we'll be on an ocean liner headed for New York. 1140 01:13:51,527 --> 01:13:53,529 You're gonna love New York. 1141 01:13:53,562 --> 01:13:55,798 There's theatre and concerts 1142 01:13:55,831 --> 01:13:58,834 and... life. 1143 01:13:58,868 --> 01:14:02,071 Oh, your life's gonna be so much bigger than you ever imagined! 1144 01:14:02,104 --> 01:14:04,406 Hey. 1145 01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:06,442 Hey. It's OK. 1146 01:14:06,475 --> 01:14:09,078 Hey. You are not there anymore. 1147 01:14:09,111 --> 01:14:11,814 You are here with me. Right now. 1148 01:14:13,816 --> 01:14:15,618 And I have the brooch. 1149 01:14:15,651 --> 01:14:17,953 Maybe you can just... absorb it. 1150 01:14:23,759 --> 01:14:25,795 Nothing. 1151 01:14:25,828 --> 01:14:27,763 Of course not. 1152 01:14:27,797 --> 01:14:30,099 Of course we still need some stupid spell! 1153 01:14:30,132 --> 01:14:32,468 Maybe I should give her my life. 1154 01:14:34,637 --> 01:14:36,639 What? 1155 01:14:40,576 --> 01:14:43,579 - Carm, you can't. She's unhinged! - Not to her... 1156 01:14:44,914 --> 01:14:45,915 To them. 1157 01:14:48,083 --> 01:14:50,352 Laura, everything you saw in there... 1158 01:14:50,386 --> 01:14:53,022 it's everything I've been avoiding for years. 1159 01:14:55,457 --> 01:14:57,793 Pretending like... being human 1160 01:14:57,827 --> 01:14:59,795 meant I didn't do 1161 01:14:59,829 --> 01:15:02,064 all of those awful things. 1162 01:15:05,835 --> 01:15:08,370 How is it fair that I get this life 1163 01:15:08,404 --> 01:15:10,472 while they're just trapped here? 1164 01:15:12,842 --> 01:15:14,910 After everything I have done? 1165 01:15:18,180 --> 01:15:20,149 OK. 1166 01:15:20,182 --> 01:15:22,384 OK. 1167 01:15:22,418 --> 01:15:24,620 A... 1168 01:15:24,653 --> 01:15:26,388 let's acknowledge that Ellen, your mother, 1169 01:15:26,422 --> 01:15:29,124 shares some of this blame, and B... 1170 01:15:29,158 --> 01:15:31,126 we will figure out another way, 1171 01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:33,462 a way that doesn't involve you giving up your life. 1172 01:15:33,495 --> 01:15:35,965 You mean, find a way to avoid responsibility? 1173 01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:39,602 Hm-mm. 1174 01:15:39,635 --> 01:15:41,070 You heard Elle... 1175 01:15:42,805 --> 01:15:44,874 ...there's no other way. 1176 01:15:44,907 --> 01:15:46,876 It's my life for their freedom. 1177 01:15:46,909 --> 01:15:48,777 What about our life together? 1178 01:15:50,512 --> 01:15:52,114 Our future? 1179 01:15:54,683 --> 01:15:57,052 You're just gonna give up on that? 1180 01:15:57,086 --> 01:15:59,822 - Laura, I'm not giving up... - 'Cause we're supposed to have 1181 01:15:59,855 --> 01:16:02,625 arguments over who does dishes, and cupcakes to celebrate 1182 01:16:02,658 --> 01:16:05,728 big days at work and grandkids. 1183 01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:09,999 What is that gonna look like if you can live 1184 01:16:10,032 --> 01:16:12,001 like you're 25 forever? 1185 01:16:13,669 --> 01:16:17,573 You think I don't want those things, too? 1186 01:16:17,606 --> 01:16:20,042 Please don't give up on our life. 1187 01:16:20,075 --> 01:16:23,112 I'm not giving up. 1188 01:16:25,114 --> 01:16:28,784 But I can't keep running away. 1189 01:16:28,817 --> 01:16:31,553 Not after what I've done. 1190 01:16:34,757 --> 01:16:36,725 OK. 1191 01:16:46,802 --> 01:16:48,637 Thank you. 1192 01:16:54,677 --> 01:16:57,780 Let's go save some ghosts. 1193 01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:13,696 Seriously? 1194 01:17:13,729 --> 01:17:15,764 People can't just dream about getting audited? 1195 01:17:20,703 --> 01:17:21,670 Laf! 1196 01:17:26,241 --> 01:17:28,210 - How did you...? - Escape my personal hell. 1197 01:17:28,243 --> 01:17:30,212 I've been through like three apocalypses, 1198 01:17:30,245 --> 01:17:32,681 - I can tell the difference. - You found any of the others? 1199 01:17:35,751 --> 01:17:37,519 Funny you should mention that. 1200 01:17:39,121 --> 01:17:41,724 I've been trying to wake her, but she keeps mistaking me 1201 01:17:41,757 --> 01:17:44,126 for... me. 1202 01:17:44,159 --> 01:17:46,962 Form 83-B done. 1203 01:17:48,764 --> 01:17:52,034 - Filing a 100 of these daily. - You don't mind taking care 1204 01:17:52,067 --> 01:17:54,203 of the deeds, right? It'll just be like 5 or 6 million pages. 1205 01:17:54,236 --> 01:17:57,272 You can do this alone; you don't need me. See you in 6 years. 1206 01:18:00,242 --> 01:18:02,578 Laura. 1207 01:18:02,611 --> 01:18:04,680 What... are you doing in my... 1208 01:18:04,713 --> 01:18:06,682 strangely bureaucratic nightmare? 1209 01:18:06,715 --> 01:18:08,717 Elle zapped us into nightmare land. 1210 01:18:08,751 --> 01:18:10,719 We have to do the spell before sunrise, 1211 01:18:10,753 --> 01:18:12,921 - which is coming up fast. - Well, I... 1212 01:18:12,955 --> 01:18:15,190 I had to weigh the pages before Elle zapped me, 1213 01:18:15,224 --> 01:18:17,593 but without the code key to decipher the spell... 1214 01:18:17,626 --> 01:18:19,061 I've got the code key. 1215 01:18:20,929 --> 01:18:24,066 Oh! Yes, the symbol! Do you have the full thing? 1216 01:18:24,099 --> 01:18:27,269 Uh, yeah, I literally have a photographic memory. 1217 01:18:27,302 --> 01:18:30,906 Oh, I could just kiss you 1218 01:18:30,939 --> 01:18:32,941 in your robot eye. 1219 01:18:40,350 --> 01:18:42,684 You're safe. 1220 01:18:46,889 --> 01:18:49,191 Why are people always hunting me for sport? 1221 01:18:51,226 --> 01:18:53,228 And Mrs. Sheridan, 1222 01:18:53,262 --> 01:18:55,297 she laughed at the very idea... 1223 01:19:15,951 --> 01:19:18,087 OK, circle up. We don't need 1224 01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:21,256 to hold hands or anything, the spell is much more powerful, 1225 01:19:21,290 --> 01:19:24,360 but you might be more cozy that way. 1226 01:19:24,394 --> 01:19:26,662 So what happens to us after the ghosts move on? 1227 01:19:26,695 --> 01:19:29,264 Oh, hmm... 1228 01:19:29,298 --> 01:19:31,800 Well, we'll either find ourselves back at the schloss. 1229 01:19:31,834 --> 01:19:34,703 - or cease to exist entirely. - Better than our usual lots. 1230 01:19:34,736 --> 01:19:37,806 I'm sorry. Not to criticise any plan that would clearly 1231 01:19:37,840 --> 01:19:40,343 - be so much to our benefit, but... - Doesn't that mean 1232 01:19:40,376 --> 01:19:42,311 you have to give up your human life? 1233 01:19:44,313 --> 01:19:47,350 Yeah. Well, I'm responsible 1234 01:19:47,383 --> 01:19:49,785 for what happened to you, 1235 01:19:49,818 --> 01:19:52,721 so... this is how I can help. 1236 01:19:59,027 --> 01:20:00,929 - Whoa! What happened to the...? - It's a cake now. 1237 01:20:00,963 --> 01:20:03,866 - Don't ask. - OK. 1238 01:20:03,899 --> 01:20:06,201 Alright, uh, let's get this ritual started 1239 01:20:06,235 --> 01:20:07,703 before I change my mind. 1240 01:20:23,719 --> 01:20:26,422 Carm! 1241 01:20:28,090 --> 01:20:30,792 You think I'm gonna let you do this? 1242 01:20:30,826 --> 01:20:32,761 - Steal everything from me again?! - But Carm really isn't 1243 01:20:32,794 --> 01:20:34,830 the one you blame for that. 1244 01:20:34,863 --> 01:20:37,166 Is she? I've seen that moment 1245 01:20:37,199 --> 01:20:39,168 between you two over and over again. 1246 01:20:39,201 --> 01:20:41,203 You had everything that you ever wanted and you gave it up 1247 01:20:41,236 --> 01:20:43,272 - because you were afraid. - They lied to me. 1248 01:20:43,305 --> 01:20:45,207 Carmilla, her mother, 1249 01:20:45,240 --> 01:20:47,242 they betrayed and murdered me! 1250 01:20:47,276 --> 01:20:48,911 You're right: it isn't fair what happened to you, 1251 01:20:48,944 --> 01:20:50,913 but that's not an excuse. 1252 01:20:50,946 --> 01:20:53,849 Everything that you're doing right now - 1253 01:20:53,882 --> 01:20:55,751 hurting everyone else, hurting yourself - it's just because 1254 01:20:55,784 --> 01:20:57,819 you're afraid of what comes next, but you don't have to be. 1255 01:20:57,853 --> 01:20:59,254 We can help you. 1256 01:20:59,288 --> 01:21:01,256 We can help you find the peace that you've always been 1257 01:21:01,290 --> 01:21:03,025 - looking for. - No! 1258 01:21:03,058 --> 01:21:05,961 No, I don't want your platitudes! I want my... 1259 01:21:08,498 --> 01:21:12,000 Your life. You want your life. 1260 01:21:12,034 --> 01:21:14,370 - Yeah, we know. - Ugh! 1261 01:21:14,404 --> 01:21:18,106 But it's not all about you. And you're a part 1262 01:21:18,140 --> 01:21:20,476 of this. Stay put. 1263 01:21:20,510 --> 01:21:22,811 - Nice shot! - I've been waiting to do that 1264 01:21:22,844 --> 01:21:24,414 since we got here. 1265 01:21:26,915 --> 01:21:28,884 So, you're kind of rocking the field work these days, huh? 1266 01:21:28,917 --> 01:21:31,987 Think if we got some more admin help, you'd be able 1267 01:21:32,020 --> 01:21:35,023 - to come out more. - I think I could 1268 01:21:35,057 --> 01:21:37,059 find some time to play. 1269 01:21:39,362 --> 01:21:41,730 We're almost free of all of this. 1270 01:21:43,533 --> 01:21:46,134 You shouldn't have been drawn into it to begin with. 1271 01:21:46,168 --> 01:21:49,238 It was 1872. 1272 01:21:49,271 --> 01:21:51,106 If we hadn't been killed by vampires, 1273 01:21:51,139 --> 01:21:53,008 it would have been... 1274 01:21:53,041 --> 01:21:55,010 I don't know, tuberculosis? 1275 01:21:55,043 --> 01:21:57,279 Oddly specific. 1276 01:21:59,349 --> 01:22:01,316 Each day was made better 1277 01:22:01,351 --> 01:22:04,520 because you tried to make it such. 1278 01:22:04,554 --> 01:22:06,788 I don't regret a thing. 1279 01:22:12,227 --> 01:22:14,162 Thank you... 1280 01:22:14,196 --> 01:22:16,231 for the dance. 1281 01:22:16,265 --> 01:22:18,468 I wish there could be another, but... 1282 01:22:18,501 --> 01:22:20,470 I get it. 1283 01:22:20,503 --> 01:22:22,938 You gotta leave with the one that brung you. 1284 01:22:25,173 --> 01:22:27,209 Would you like to...? 1285 01:22:28,578 --> 01:22:30,279 Obviously. 1286 01:22:43,225 --> 01:22:46,429 Ugh, can we please just move on already? 1287 01:23:07,316 --> 01:23:10,218 Ah, it's working! 1288 01:23:39,649 --> 01:23:41,917 What the hell now? 1289 01:23:44,554 --> 01:23:46,522 Guess with all the ghosts gone, 1290 01:23:46,556 --> 01:23:49,659 there's no reason for this place to exist anymore. 1291 01:23:49,692 --> 01:23:52,395 So... 1292 01:23:52,428 --> 01:23:54,196 it worked. 1293 01:23:54,229 --> 01:23:55,964 Hurray. 1294 01:24:00,202 --> 01:24:02,270 Sorry about before. 1295 01:24:04,039 --> 01:24:06,642 I think I've been so focused on chasing after your life 1296 01:24:06,676 --> 01:24:08,944 'cause it seemed a lot easier than... 1297 01:24:08,977 --> 01:24:11,079 trying to fix my own. 1298 01:24:11,113 --> 01:24:13,148 Hey... 1299 01:24:15,150 --> 01:24:17,387 ...you're Laura Hollis. 1300 01:24:19,054 --> 01:24:21,557 ...and I have watched you fight 1301 01:24:21,591 --> 01:24:25,060 vampires and... gods, 1302 01:24:25,093 --> 01:24:28,163 and even that lady who tried to butt us in line 1303 01:24:28,196 --> 01:24:30,232 at the craft fair. 1304 01:24:32,234 --> 01:24:34,970 So you're gonna figure it out. 1305 01:24:35,003 --> 01:24:37,105 Whatever happens next... 1306 01:24:39,375 --> 01:24:41,411 ...we're gonna do it together. 1307 01:24:49,317 --> 01:24:51,286 This goes Romeo and Juliet on us, 1308 01:24:51,319 --> 01:24:53,321 I'm totally gonna haunt your ass. 1309 01:24:55,190 --> 01:24:57,225 Of course you are. 1310 01:25:21,584 --> 01:25:23,719 Well, that was a kick. 1311 01:25:27,757 --> 01:25:29,725 Where are you, guys? 1312 01:25:29,759 --> 01:25:31,993 Is everyone OK? Over. 1313 01:25:34,162 --> 01:25:38,367 Affirmative. Laura and Carm A-OK. 1314 01:25:38,401 --> 01:25:40,570 - Over. - Front door is unlocked. 1315 01:25:40,603 --> 01:25:43,205 Oh! Meet you outside. 1316 01:25:43,238 --> 01:25:45,374 - You're supposed to say over. - Over. 1317 01:25:47,677 --> 01:25:49,679 Let's get the hell out of Styria. 1318 01:26:10,800 --> 01:26:12,768 I call dibs on window! 1319 01:26:43,833 --> 01:26:45,735 Hmm... 1320 01:26:45,768 --> 01:26:47,770 and how does it feel, Ms. Hollis, 1321 01:26:47,803 --> 01:26:51,239 to officially be a freelance journalist at large? 1322 01:26:51,273 --> 01:26:53,776 I've made a huge mistake! What have I done? 1323 01:26:53,809 --> 01:26:56,679 I quit my job. I gave up my cubicle! 1324 01:26:56,712 --> 01:26:59,281 I don't have a plan! What am I supposed to do without a plan? 1325 01:27:01,316 --> 01:27:03,352 Only about half of that was actual panic, 1326 01:27:03,386 --> 01:27:05,755 - so pretty good, right? - Yeah. 1327 01:27:07,222 --> 01:27:08,691 I'm just gonna go get some blood, babe. 1328 01:27:12,395 --> 01:27:15,364 - So this is a blueprint? - Yep, the blueprints 1329 01:27:15,398 --> 01:27:18,199 they sent over. And, oh, check this out. 1330 01:27:18,233 --> 01:27:20,369 They have an industrial-size cleaning closet. 1331 01:27:20,403 --> 01:27:22,638 And then I was thinking we could put your reactor over here, 1332 01:27:22,672 --> 01:27:24,640 - in this corner. - That is a beautiful thing. 1333 01:27:24,674 --> 01:27:26,642 Selling out going smoothly? 1334 01:27:26,676 --> 01:27:28,744 Uh, we're retaining executive control 1335 01:27:28,778 --> 01:27:31,179 over Laferry at Intrigue. And they're giving us 1336 01:27:31,212 --> 01:27:34,249 a thorium reactor. A thorium reactor! 1337 01:27:34,282 --> 01:27:36,752 - It was really scary. - It sounds a little cushy. 1338 01:27:36,786 --> 01:27:38,788 But it was a totally legit adventure. 1339 01:27:38,821 --> 01:27:40,790 You know, there were ghosts and a haunted mansion, 1340 01:27:40,823 --> 01:27:42,792 and then, you know, this weird netherworld. 1341 01:27:42,825 --> 01:27:44,894 And comfy beds and midnight snacks, 1342 01:27:44,927 --> 01:27:48,331 - and a masquerade ball. - Look, I even have a mark 1343 01:27:48,364 --> 01:27:50,333 where I got ghost zapped. Look. 1344 01:27:50,366 --> 01:27:52,335 - No, seriously, look. - No, I see it. 1345 01:27:52,368 --> 01:27:54,337 - That's good. - Look! It's there, look! 1346 01:27:54,370 --> 01:27:56,772 - You can put it away now. - OK, don't give me 1347 01:27:56,806 --> 01:27:59,542 pity eyes, Hollis. Like, you never had a crush 1348 01:27:59,575 --> 01:28:02,511 - on a dead girl... - That does sound familiar. 1349 01:28:05,748 --> 01:28:07,416 Thanks. 1350 01:28:13,656 --> 01:28:16,157 So... 1351 01:28:16,191 --> 01:28:18,159 - Carmilla Karnstein... - Hmmm... 1352 01:28:18,193 --> 01:28:20,496 ...a vampire again. 1353 01:28:20,529 --> 01:28:22,665 What's next? 1354 01:28:22,698 --> 01:28:26,569 I'm thinking... maybe my PhD in Philosophy. 1355 01:28:28,437 --> 01:28:30,873 Hey, attend university for 70-odd years 1356 01:28:30,906 --> 01:28:33,409 and you rack up a few credits. 1357 01:28:33,442 --> 01:28:35,945 So proud of you. 1358 01:28:35,978 --> 01:28:37,713 You're not worried about how we'll spend 1359 01:28:37,747 --> 01:28:39,180 the rest of our lives together? 1360 01:28:41,216 --> 01:28:43,719 I figure any two people in a relationship, 1361 01:28:43,753 --> 01:28:46,287 their lives move at different paces. 1362 01:28:46,321 --> 01:28:49,625 That isn't the part that matters. 1363 01:28:50,626 --> 01:28:51,761 This... 1364 01:28:52,762 --> 01:28:54,730 ...here... 1365 01:28:54,764 --> 01:28:56,632 right now... 1366 01:28:56,666 --> 01:28:59,602 This is what matters. 1367 01:28:59,635 --> 01:29:01,671 And I love you. 1368 01:29:04,272 --> 01:29:06,241 I love you too. 1369 01:29:25,326 --> 01:29:27,663 I'm Laura Hollis 1370 01:29:27,697 --> 01:29:30,533 and this is a web exclusive for Cream Puffington Post. 1371 01:29:30,566 --> 01:29:32,968 We're talking today with veteran dragonslayer 1372 01:29:33,002 --> 01:29:37,606 Elizabeth Spielsdorf about the great apocalypse of 2015. 1373 01:29:37,640 --> 01:29:39,875 Hi, I'm Laura Hollis on assignment in Graz 1374 01:29:39,909 --> 01:29:42,011 where we're just in time for the ribbon cutting ceremony 1375 01:29:42,044 --> 01:29:44,780 on the J.P. Armitage Memorial Library. 1376 01:29:44,814 --> 01:29:46,782 I'm Laura Hollis reporting to you live 1377 01:29:46,816 --> 01:29:49,317 from the Geneva Summit on the rights of Werepeople. 1378 01:29:49,351 --> 01:29:52,421 I'm Laura Hollis reporting to you live from Iceland 1379 01:29:52,455 --> 01:29:54,890 where scientists have recently made a breakthrough discovery 1380 01:29:54,924 --> 01:29:56,892 of the first drinkable fountain of youth. 1381 01:29:56,926 --> 01:29:59,895 A scandal brewing tonight on the step of the capital. 1382 01:29:59,929 --> 01:30:02,297 as the President who, last month, was revealed 1383 01:30:02,331 --> 01:30:05,668 to be an as-yet unidentified species of lizard creature 1384 01:30:05,701 --> 01:30:08,571 with very small hands refuses to produce 1385 01:30:08,604 --> 01:30:10,573 his long-form hatching certificate. 1386 01:30:10,606 --> 01:30:13,943 This is senior correspondent Laura Hollis 1387 01:30:13,976 --> 01:30:16,311 for MSSSN-BCD. 1388 01:33:39,682 --> 01:33:41,850 Hey, Maddie. 1389 01:33:41,884 --> 01:33:44,486 Hey, sis. 1390 01:33:44,520 --> 01:33:46,522 - What are you...? - Back from the underworld 1391 01:33:46,555 --> 01:33:50,659 and lounging in your charmingly Bohemian pied-a-terre. 1392 01:33:50,693 --> 01:33:53,262 For starters. 1393 01:33:53,295 --> 01:33:56,231 You and I and the little ingénue that could 1394 01:33:56,265 --> 01:33:58,934 are going on a road trip. 1395 01:33:58,968 --> 01:34:02,972 Turns out the angler fish was female. 1396 01:34:03,005 --> 01:34:05,808 Before it died, it laid eggs. 1397 01:34:05,841 --> 01:34:09,979 Just an alarming number of eggs. 1398 01:34:21,090 --> 01:34:22,758 Alright, let's get going. 1399 01:34:22,852 --> 01:34:26,563 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 103027