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Provided by explosiveskull
https://twitter.com/kaboomskull

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OK!

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Don't know how many of you
are new and how many of you

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have been with us
from the start,

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but I am Laura Hollis.

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Yes, <i>the</i> Laura Hollis

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who recently got famous, or...

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"internet famous"

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because my university pals and I

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vlogged ourselves
saving the world.

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See, back in my freshman year,
we discovered

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that our Austrian university
was actually being

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run by an evil dean
and her vampire cult.

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Naturally.

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They'd been sacrificing girls
to this...

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monstrous creature
under the campus

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for centuries, and I was next.

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Really should've
gone to that safety school.

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Anyway....
The dean sent Carmilla.

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I'm your new roommate,
sweetheart.

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A 300-year old vampire

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with a checkered past

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and centuries worth of victims
to kidnap me.

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<i>There was just one little snag
with that plan.</i>

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Carm and I fell in love.

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Carm turned her back
on the evil dean,

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and with a little help
from our friends,

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Laf, Perry, Kirsch,

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Mel and Danny,
we saved the school...

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...and the world.

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For stopping the apocalypse,
Carm earned herself

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a magical, human life.
A vampire no more!

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A chance to...

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start again and leave
the crimes of her past behind,

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and for us to figure out...

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...whatever happens next.

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OK...

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Weird.

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Old-timey and weird.

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Hello?

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Ghost lady?

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- You're wearing my brooch.
- Oh, Carm!

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Did I scare you, my pet?

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You think, sneaking around
dressed like Lizzie Borden?

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Wait...

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Why are you dressed
like Lizzie Borden?

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You mustn't be afraid.

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Why would I be afraid?

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We shall die as lovers may.

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Die together...

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...so that we may live together.

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Welcome back, Cream Puff.

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I think your horror movies
are giving me nightmares.

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Oh, well...

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Life's rough
like that sometimes.

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Come on!

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How long does it take
to kill one limping teenager?

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Is this guy on a coffee break?

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<i>Get in the car!</i>

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So, what happened?
Did you get scooped up

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by that talking goat again?

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No. I dreamed you
were a vampire.

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It was very...

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blast from your
gothic horror past.

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There was this old house,
and then you...

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...then you were actually
kind of scary.

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I hurt you?

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In a dream.

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Come on, it was probably a...
subconscious fascination

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with Victorian murders.

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- Or, uh... corsets.
- Mmm!

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Well, no need to go
digging around in the past.

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We have it much better now.

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No arguments here.

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So long, hammer horror!

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Hello, rom-com.

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How now, brown cow.

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How now, brown cow!

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Happy anniversary,
faithful viewers!

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I know. I know, I know, I know.

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I'm behind on my posts,

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but I would never miss this,

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because five years ago today,

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<i>a rag-tag bunch of
undergraduates stopped the dean</i>

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<i>of their evil university
from unleashing hell on earth!</i>

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Or... mostly stopped. You can't
really blame us for Antarctica.

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And where are they now,
you might ask?

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Well, let's check in

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with a very special
five-year retrospective.

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And then we will cut to...

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First up is Lafontaine
and Perry, who,

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<i>as you'll recall, transferred
to occult studies at Berkeley</i>

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<i>and then started Laferry
Industries, where they've</i>

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<i>been revolutionizing
life with the supernatural</i>

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<i>with products like their hemo-
soy vegan vampire supplements</i>

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<i>ever since. They've got
this huge meeting</i>

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<i>with a megacorporation that
wants to buy their start-up.</i>

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<i>I'm so proud!</i>

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Speaking of super-successful
people, you guys remember Danny,

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my lit TA turned stalwart ally

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turned repentant vampire

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<i>has turned into...
a vampire rights advocate.</i>

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And what retrospective
would be complete

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without a look at
how Mel and Kirsch and I

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leveraged our amateur coverage
of the almost apocalypse

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<i>into a career in local news.</i>

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<i>And if you're morbidly curious,
here are some clips!</i>

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Today, we explore the fast-paced

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world of floral arrangements.

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Cranberry bannock.
Ceramic cephalopod.

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So... yeah.

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I've not quite
achieved Lois Lane-dom.

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But never fear!

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It is all part
of my five-year plan.

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Yeah. Um...

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after Carm and I took
our glorious gap year,

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it was time to start real life.
So, we moved home to TO.

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I finished my degree,
stuck my foot in the door.

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Now, I'm just waiting
for my big break,

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busting open some huge Woodward
and Bernstein-style scandal

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and being moved up
to the city desk.

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Admittedly, I have been...

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waiting a while for that one.

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But, uh, you know,
that's what you do in life.

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You pay your dues.

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Unless you're a former vampire
with 300 years of sunshine

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and culinary history
to catch up on.

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So, what has our Carm been up to

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as a living, breathing human?

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<i>She's definitely taking
advantage of ye olde</i>

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<i>vampire trust fund.</i>

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<i>Bakery-based gluttony: check.</i>

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<i>Sun-tanning sloth: check.</i>

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<i>I-have-a-pulse-now lust.</i>

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<i>Well...</i>

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<i>Actually, I can't really
complain about that last one.</i>

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Yeah.

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Unless you count
starring in my spooky dreams,

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it's been a bit more pastry
than purpose lately.

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But... today's retrospective

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is all about perspective.

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We are going to get our heroine
back on track.

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But... where to start
such a conversation?

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Where else?

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With dessert! Ha ha!

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Mmm...

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Have you been baking?

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Happy re-birthday!

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It's a...

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like a...
like a birthday,

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but for your rebirth...

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because...

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five years ago,
you got a life.

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Not like a '90s "Get a life!"
but you know, um...

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- Literally.
- Hm.

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How very Lewis Carroll.

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So...

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speaking of five years,

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I was thinking that we
could talk about five years

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in the other direction.

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'Cause you've been
through a lot.

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Not just Silas,
but... death.

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And the French Revolution.

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So... it's completely
understandable that you're

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- feeling a little lost.
- Lost?

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OK, maybe not lost, but...

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maybe a little...

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...aimless.

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Laura, are you
staging an intervention

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because you think
I'm wasting my life?

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No!

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Maybe.

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It's just...

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You aren't immortal anymore.

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And I know that you
want to make the most

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- of our lives together...
- Is there something wrong

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with those lives being fun?

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No...

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but I think it's possible
to have fun and...

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And did I go to that
supernatural therapist?

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One time.

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You said you couldn't
take advice

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from someone born
after the moon landing.

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Mhm.

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And do I pester you
because you would rather

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spend your days
in a news cubicle

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instead of on a beach
in the South of France?

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No, you don't. It's just...

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It's just...

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you like making plans,

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and I love that about you.

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But...

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I don't know.
It's my re-birthday.

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So...

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I wanna spend it
enjoying our lives.

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Preferably...

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somewhere with a... patio

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and an extensive wine selection.

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And chocolates.

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Carm?

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Shh...

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You're dreaming.

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Oh.

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Right.

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You are mine.

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You shall be mine.

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You and I are one...

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...forever.

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Something tells me
I'm gonna like this dream.

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CARM! What are you doing?!

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CARM!

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Hey! Hey!
It's me! It's me!

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Laura, your neck...

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Oh, God!

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What is going on?

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Have you been in close
proximity to any vampires

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or vampire by-products
in the past two or three months?

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Oh, you mean when a Sumerian
goddess turned me again

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last week? Must've
slipped my mind.

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I see the sarcasm
hasn't suffered.

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Thanks for taking time out
of your meeting prep to help us.

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- For you guys... anything.
- Of course.

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We're probably over-prepared.

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Something's definitely off
with Carm.

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For those of us
without a fancy cyborg eye?

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Right. Um...

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This is Carm, and she's,
well, dead except...

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Except the resurrection spell
is still running inside her,

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- making her a living human.
- It makes her heart beat,

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hair grow, and all
the other things

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- a regular human body does.
- Yeah, like a magic battery.

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I thought we agreed
we wouldn't call it that.

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My vote's still
with "life force".

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- No, that's even worse.
- Ooh! What about, um,

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- what about your spark?
- Hm! Does pretty much work

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- like an ignition.
- Spark it is!

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- Spark, spark, spark!
- I hope

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you're enjoying yourselves.

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Uh...

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Carmilla's spark is going out.

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- What's wrong with it?
- It's producing a sort

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of electrical discharge
that's making it flicker,

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and since it's
what's keeping her human,

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- when it flickers, she...
- Vamps out.

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OK, so...

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How do we get my...

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..."spark" to stop flickering?

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We'll have to run
some more tests.

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And in the meantime, Carm just
keeps randomly vamping out?

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What are we supposed
to do about that?

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Ow!

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First of all, she's jazzed.

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Like, "Oh, there'll be
blueberry pie, right?

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I'm into the bluebs."
And then to top it all off,

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I get to the fridge,
and he's just...

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Carm?

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You OK?

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Sure, just... grappling
with an aversion to daylight

259
00:17:00,248 --> 00:17:01,950
and cravings for blood.

260
00:17:01,983 --> 00:17:03,419
Hey...

261
00:17:03,453 --> 00:17:05,421
Laf is gonna
figure something out.

262
00:17:05,455 --> 00:17:07,989
I know, it's just...

263
00:17:08,023 --> 00:17:10,092
this was supposed
to be done.

264
00:17:10,125 --> 00:17:11,960
You know...

265
00:17:11,993 --> 00:17:15,263
the bloodlust,
the self-loathing,

266
00:17:15,297 --> 00:17:17,633
the sleeping tied to a chair
in my own bedroom.

267
00:17:17,667 --> 00:17:19,935
That one might be overkill.

268
00:17:23,004 --> 00:17:25,441
You've never had a problem
controlling yourself before.

269
00:17:28,143 --> 00:17:30,112
Unless you count
dream Carm chasing me

270
00:17:30,145 --> 00:17:32,348
through discount
Transylvania all...

271
00:17:32,382 --> 00:17:34,484
"You are mine.
You shall be mine."

272
00:17:36,151 --> 00:17:37,319
Wait. What did you just say?

273
00:17:38,488 --> 00:17:40,322
"You are mine.
You shall be mine.

274
00:17:40,356 --> 00:17:42,924
You and I are
one forever."

275
00:17:48,498 --> 00:17:50,366
Carm, what is going on?

276
00:17:51,534 --> 00:17:53,369
It was just some
silly Dracu-poetry

277
00:17:53,403 --> 00:17:55,371
my brain coughed up
for atmosphere.

278
00:17:58,173 --> 00:18:00,142
What are you looking for?

279
00:18:06,516 --> 00:18:08,016
That house.

280
00:18:08,049 --> 00:18:09,652
This is where
Elle and I lived.

281
00:18:11,654 --> 00:18:13,188
Was this the manor
in your dreams?

282
00:18:17,393 --> 00:18:19,662
<i>So this place Laura's been
dreaming about, the manor,</i>

283
00:18:19,695 --> 00:18:21,564
- it's real?
- Not just the manor.

284
00:18:23,198 --> 00:18:25,635
Carm thinks that,
from what I'm describing,

285
00:18:25,668 --> 00:18:27,336
the house, the clothes,
what she says -

286
00:18:27,370 --> 00:18:30,005
that I'm dreaming things
that really happened...

287
00:18:31,006 --> 00:18:33,141
...150 years ago...

288
00:18:34,142 --> 00:18:35,043
...to Elle.

289
00:18:39,214 --> 00:18:40,416
Am I supposed to know
who Elle is?

290
00:18:41,651 --> 00:18:43,519
Elle, the girl Carm
turned on her mother

291
00:18:43,553 --> 00:18:44,687
and stopped being evil for?

292
00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:46,456
That wasn't Laura?

293
00:18:46,489 --> 00:18:48,624
Carmilla's epic first love?

294
00:18:48,658 --> 00:18:50,693
Also not Laura?

295
00:18:50,726 --> 00:18:53,061
Remember our first year
at Silas, those weird dreams

296
00:18:53,094 --> 00:18:55,063
- I was having?
- Only they weren't dreams,

297
00:18:55,096 --> 00:18:56,732
they were warnings
from Carm's...

298
00:19:01,036 --> 00:19:02,672
So you think the dreams
are from Elle?

299
00:19:02,705 --> 00:19:06,074
Didn't she like, sparkle off
into floaty white nothingness

300
00:19:06,107 --> 00:19:08,143
after Carmilla killed
the giant angler fish god?

301
00:19:08,176 --> 00:19:10,746
How is that a sentence
I end up saying?

302
00:19:10,780 --> 00:19:11,614
Only one way to find out.

303
00:19:13,114 --> 00:19:14,584
We go back to the scene
of the crime.

304
00:19:14,617 --> 00:19:17,353
If it's ghosts we can test
the new spectrometer...

305
00:19:20,322 --> 00:19:23,091
- Carm?
- Ooh! Then off-ty off we go!

306
00:19:23,124 --> 00:19:25,126
Yeah. I'm...

307
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,597
gonna go crack
another bottle of hemo-soy.

308
00:19:34,269 --> 00:19:35,671
Hey.

309
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:38,741
I'm sorry about the whole
"scene of the crime" thing.

310
00:19:40,510 --> 00:19:42,545
I know what happened between
you and Elle was complicated.

311
00:19:42,578 --> 00:19:44,614
- I shouldn't have said that.
- No...

312
00:19:44,647 --> 00:19:46,516
the scene of the crime
is exactly what it is.

313
00:19:46,549 --> 00:19:48,451
You saw those dreams.

314
00:19:48,484 --> 00:19:50,151
You know I...

315
00:19:51,152 --> 00:19:52,153
...hurt her.

316
00:19:53,288 --> 00:19:54,357
Hurt you.

317
00:19:54,390 --> 00:19:56,291
You didn't mean to.

318
00:19:57,827 --> 00:19:59,662
Maybe there's a silver lining
in all of this.

319
00:19:59,695 --> 00:20:02,431
If this is Elle trying
to warn us about something,

320
00:20:02,465 --> 00:20:04,333
maybe you can... help her.

321
00:20:04,367 --> 00:20:05,668
I'm done being a vampire.

322
00:20:07,102 --> 00:20:10,138
I'm done dredging up
the past. I'm... done

323
00:20:10,171 --> 00:20:12,642
with well-meaning
therapists saying,

324
00:20:12,675 --> 00:20:15,310
"Close your eyes and think
of those you've wronged

325
00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:17,780
while I light up
this funky incense."

326
00:20:19,782 --> 00:20:21,817
That's right.

327
00:20:21,851 --> 00:20:24,687
We have plans, and goals.

328
00:20:25,821 --> 00:20:27,590
And a colour-coded chart,

329
00:20:27,623 --> 00:20:30,359
none of which features
some... mystery

330
00:20:30,393 --> 00:20:33,329
from your past stealing
the life that you earned.

331
00:20:34,330 --> 00:20:36,131
So we are gonna figure out

332
00:20:36,164 --> 00:20:38,501
who or what is doing this,
and then we are gonna...

333
00:20:38,534 --> 00:20:41,169
- Gruesomely murder them...
- Stop them.

334
00:20:43,606 --> 00:20:45,608
We're goin' back to Styria.

335
00:20:57,853 --> 00:20:59,789
- <i>Where are we going?</i>
- <i>Styria!</i>

336
00:20:59,822 --> 00:21:01,724
- <i>Why are we going?</i>
- <i>To stop Carm</i>

337
00:21:01,757 --> 00:21:03,659
- <i>from re-vamping!</i>
- <i>OK, but really,</i>

338
00:21:03,693 --> 00:21:05,494
<i>why go to the bad place
with the monsters?</i>

339
00:21:05,528 --> 00:21:07,330
<i>Because of Elle's
manor. It's in my dreams.</i>

340
00:21:07,363 --> 00:21:10,333
<i>It's all connected. And it's
our only lead! Ha ha!</i>

341
00:21:10,366 --> 00:21:12,435
<i>Ooh, schnitzel!</i>

342
00:21:37,393 --> 00:21:39,428
How much farther
'til we get to this place!?

343
00:21:40,896 --> 00:21:42,197
It's just...

344
00:21:42,230 --> 00:21:44,132
Right around the corner.

345
00:21:50,305 --> 00:21:53,476
Oh, yeah! That's cool, Laura.
I got your bag. Yeah.

346
00:22:10,291 --> 00:22:11,961
You don't have to do this
if you don't want.

347
00:22:11,994 --> 00:22:14,229
You can just stay here
if it's too much.

348
00:22:14,262 --> 00:22:17,298
Hm. And leave you alone

349
00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:19,300
to explore the mystery mansion?

350
00:22:19,335 --> 00:22:21,370
Hard pass.

351
00:22:27,510 --> 00:22:30,311
Hello?

352
00:23:00,476 --> 00:23:02,812
Hellooo?
Knock knock?

353
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:06,281
Elle's manor's pretty cool.

354
00:23:06,314 --> 00:23:08,350
I guess, if you dig
the Herring Hall vibe.

355
00:23:09,351 --> 00:23:10,486
Hello?

356
00:23:11,654 --> 00:23:13,321
Anybody?

357
00:23:13,355 --> 00:23:14,957
I'm calling it. This place
is totally haunted.

358
00:23:14,990 --> 00:23:18,427
You don't know that!
Maybe it's just... creaky.

359
00:23:18,461 --> 00:23:21,330
It's a lovely example
of a 19th-centry <i>schloss.</i>

360
00:23:21,363 --> 00:23:22,998
Ha. <i>Schloss.</i>

361
00:23:23,032 --> 00:23:25,801
This is exactly like my dream.
It's beautiful.

362
00:23:25,835 --> 00:23:27,937
I mean, abandoned and dusty,

363
00:23:27,970 --> 00:23:29,939
but... beautiful.

364
00:23:29,972 --> 00:23:32,341
Oh, well, we can
deal with the dust.

365
00:23:32,374 --> 00:23:33,876
Tell me you did not
bring an entire bag

366
00:23:33,909 --> 00:23:35,878
- of cleaning supplies.
- Of course I did.

367
00:23:35,911 --> 00:23:37,413
Do you know what dust
does to expensive equipment?

368
00:23:39,014 --> 00:23:41,951
We have EMF detectors, Geiger
counters, various spectrometers.

369
00:23:41,984 --> 00:23:43,819
You didn't think maybe
we'd need some actual weapons?

370
00:23:43,853 --> 00:23:45,721
Well, knowledge
is really less...

371
00:23:45,755 --> 00:23:47,723
Pretty sure weapons
are the best weapon.

372
00:23:47,757 --> 00:23:50,926
Look at this princess.
Carbon-fibre limbs,

373
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:52,928
80-pound draw weight,

374
00:23:52,962 --> 00:23:54,930
capable of shooting
160 feet per second.

375
00:23:54,964 --> 00:23:56,766
I call her...

376
00:23:56,799 --> 00:23:57,967
Gertrude.

377
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,402
- How excessive.
- Excessive?

378
00:24:00,436 --> 00:24:02,505
Do you remember senior year?

379
00:24:02,538 --> 00:24:05,407
You were possessed
by Carmilla's mom, the evil god

380
00:24:05,441 --> 00:24:07,676
who forced the entire student
body - including me - to dig a pit

381
00:24:07,710 --> 00:24:10,379
to the literal gates of Hell. Or
how about that time Lafontaine

382
00:24:10,412 --> 00:24:12,848
got brain-sucked by the giant
angler fish monster?

383
00:24:12,882 --> 00:24:14,850
Or how about the time
that the evil baron

384
00:24:14,884 --> 00:24:17,386
tried to execute Carmilla?
Or that time that Laura sorta,

385
00:24:17,419 --> 00:24:19,522
- kinda, I don't know, died?
- We do have

386
00:24:19,555 --> 00:24:22,391
a lot of back story.

387
00:24:22,424 --> 00:24:24,827
Fine.

388
00:24:24,860 --> 00:24:26,796
- Fine. Haunted.
- Tell me at least

389
00:24:26,829 --> 00:24:28,531
- you two packed some heat?
- Uh, I know Krav Maga.

390
00:24:28,564 --> 00:24:31,400
I am a weapon.
I brought walkie-talkies

391
00:24:31,433 --> 00:24:33,402
and flashlights for everyone.

392
00:24:33,435 --> 00:24:35,070
There's no cell service
out here.

393
00:24:35,104 --> 00:24:36,539
- They're gonna come in handy.
- How about you, Jughead?

394
00:24:37,773 --> 00:24:39,742
Oh. Vincent Van Bro
brought beer.

395
00:24:42,578 --> 00:24:44,747
- Is that her?
- Yeah.

396
00:24:47,550 --> 00:24:49,718
- Let's search this place!
- For a girl

397
00:24:49,752 --> 00:24:51,854
who died 150 years ago?

398
00:24:51,887 --> 00:24:54,456
Better not keep her waiting.

399
00:25:52,748 --> 00:25:55,417
- Is that you?
- It was.

400
00:26:06,462 --> 00:26:08,797
We should be safe to push the meeting
to next week, don't you think?

401
00:26:08,831 --> 00:26:10,499
Do we have to talk
about this right now?

402
00:26:10,532 --> 00:26:12,134
The single most important
meeting of our careers?

403
00:26:12,167 --> 00:26:14,136
Per, we are searching
a haunted castle for ghosts.

404
00:26:14,169 --> 00:26:16,639
This is literally the reason
we started the company.

405
00:26:16,672 --> 00:26:18,641
- But if we had more resources...
- Hold on, I think I got a hit.

406
00:26:18,674 --> 00:26:20,442
No, it's gone now.

407
00:26:20,476 --> 00:26:22,511
Well, now, see, as part
of Intrigue, we'd have all

408
00:26:22,544 --> 00:26:24,513
the equipment, we could scan
the house in like, two seconds!

409
00:26:24,546 --> 00:26:27,049
Yeah. I get it, but we're not
selling out right this second.

410
00:26:27,082 --> 00:26:28,817
So can we focus
on the task at hand?

411
00:26:29,985 --> 00:26:31,754
Let's check out
the next room.

412
00:26:50,039 --> 00:26:52,074
Looking forward to seeing her?

413
00:26:52,107 --> 00:26:53,943
Elle, I mean?

414
00:26:53,976 --> 00:26:56,011
I wouldn't blame you
if you were.

415
00:26:57,012 --> 00:26:58,847
Honestly, I'd rather not.

416
00:26:59,848 --> 00:27:02,117
What am I supposed to say?

417
00:27:02,151 --> 00:27:03,953
Sorry I lied to you
and sacrificed you

418
00:27:03,986 --> 00:27:05,921
to a giant fish monster?

419
00:27:05,955 --> 00:27:08,490
I doubt there's a Hallmark card.

420
00:27:09,291 --> 00:27:11,527
It wasn't all your fault.

421
00:27:30,045 --> 00:27:32,014
I told her these
were gonna come in handy!

422
00:27:32,047 --> 00:27:34,249
<i>Ghosts! The <i>schloss</i>
is full of ghosts!</i>

423
00:27:37,319 --> 00:27:39,755
GHOST! Ghost!

424
00:27:39,788 --> 00:27:41,757
- Everyone, come on! Come on!
- Haunted house!

425
00:27:41,790 --> 00:27:44,093
- Totally called it!
- Where do we go?!

426
00:27:44,126 --> 00:27:46,095
- Go!
- Holy crap! Oh, crap!

427
00:27:46,128 --> 00:27:49,098
- Go, go! - Perry, do something!
- Go, go, go, go!

428
00:27:49,131 --> 00:27:51,867
- God, it's stuck!
- Come on!

429
00:27:53,936 --> 00:27:56,638
Ghosts! Ghosts!
Guys! Guys!

430
00:27:58,741 --> 00:28:01,610
- Let me out!
- Oh! Oh!

431
00:28:01,643 --> 00:28:03,545
- Ooh!
- Uh, guys...

432
00:28:10,786 --> 00:28:12,755
Um...

433
00:28:12,788 --> 00:28:14,323
Hi.

434
00:28:14,357 --> 00:28:16,625
I'm Laura. These
are my friends...

435
00:28:16,658 --> 00:28:18,093
and we'd be thrilled

436
00:28:18,127 --> 00:28:20,229
if you'd abandon your plans
to gruesomely murder us.

437
00:28:20,262 --> 00:28:23,265
Hello, Miss Karnstein.

438
00:28:24,833 --> 00:28:25,834
Hello...

439
00:28:29,271 --> 00:28:30,272
Wait. I know you.

440
00:28:31,673 --> 00:28:32,875
How do I know you?

441
00:28:33,976 --> 00:28:35,811
Oh, dear.
Well, this is awkward.

442
00:28:37,312 --> 00:28:38,947
We imagined you'd recall...

443
00:28:38,981 --> 00:28:41,283
Killing us.

444
00:28:41,316 --> 00:28:43,852
I'm Charlotte.
This is my sister, Emily.

445
00:28:43,886 --> 00:28:48,190
- Carmilla killed you?
- Oh... no, not quite, exactly.

446
00:28:48,223 --> 00:28:50,893
Her mother did
the actual deed.

447
00:28:50,926 --> 00:28:52,861
You're the girls

448
00:28:52,895 --> 00:28:54,863
who were sacrificed
to the Deep One.

449
00:28:57,733 --> 00:28:58,700
Yes.

450
00:28:58,734 --> 00:29:01,036
We are the victims

451
00:29:01,070 --> 00:29:03,038
of Carmilla Karnstein...

452
00:29:07,643 --> 00:29:10,145
...and we'd like
to invite you to dinner.

453
00:29:13,816 --> 00:29:16,185
It's wonderful that you've
all been able to join us.

454
00:29:17,853 --> 00:29:21,391
And naturally, we're so glad
you've arrived in time.

455
00:29:21,424 --> 00:29:24,159
We've been waiting for weeks.

456
00:29:24,193 --> 00:29:26,662
- For us?
- For Miss Karnstein.

457
00:29:26,695 --> 00:29:29,298
We hoped once she realized
what had happened, she'd return.

458
00:29:29,332 --> 00:29:31,967
Hold up. Did you just confess

459
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,636
to flipping the vampire switch
on our girl Carm here?

460
00:29:34,670 --> 00:29:36,805
Oh. Goodness, no.
We couldn't have.

461
00:29:36,839 --> 00:29:38,341
What little research

462
00:29:38,374 --> 00:29:41,344
we have been able to perform
suggests it was Miss Karnstein's

463
00:29:41,377 --> 00:29:44,046
life force that pulled <i>us</i>
into the physical world.

464
00:29:45,047 --> 00:29:47,082
Until a few weeks ago,

465
00:29:47,116 --> 00:29:49,685
we were trapped in a
nightmare land, doomed

466
00:29:49,718 --> 00:29:51,687
to endlessly repeat
our greatest regret.

467
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:54,756
This nightmare afterlife, is
it more of a Jungian-unconscious

468
00:29:54,790 --> 00:29:57,126
or a through-the-looking-glass-
to-hell situation?

469
00:29:57,159 --> 00:29:58,361
Stop that!

470
00:29:58,394 --> 00:30:00,195
It's not polite to pry
into other people's

471
00:30:00,229 --> 00:30:02,731
- unspeakable suffering.
- Why would you be connected

472
00:30:02,764 --> 00:30:04,733
- to Carmilla's human life?
- Ah.

473
00:30:05,901 --> 00:30:09,138
We think it might be
because it was

474
00:30:09,171 --> 00:30:11,974
- Miss Karnstein who...
- She's the reason we died.

475
00:30:13,909 --> 00:30:15,711
Yes.

476
00:30:15,744 --> 00:30:18,780
The family here offered my
sister and I a place to lodge.

477
00:30:18,814 --> 00:30:20,782
They neglected to mention
the vampire cult.

478
00:30:20,816 --> 00:30:23,353
Same thing happened with
my college acceptance letter.

479
00:30:23,386 --> 00:30:25,988
You said you knew the family.
Does that mean

480
00:30:26,021 --> 00:30:27,723
that you knew Elle?

481
00:30:29,392 --> 00:30:30,726
Miss Sheridan.

482
00:30:30,759 --> 00:30:33,061
Ah. Yes. We knew her.

483
00:30:35,063 --> 00:30:37,966
- But she isn't here with you?
- No.

484
00:30:38,967 --> 00:30:40,235
She isn't with us.

485
00:30:42,104 --> 00:30:44,072
But...

486
00:30:44,106 --> 00:30:46,275
we're thrilled that you are!

487
00:30:46,308 --> 00:30:48,277
OK. That's it.

488
00:30:49,445 --> 00:30:50,846
What's with the Stepford act?

489
00:30:51,947 --> 00:30:53,483
I got you and
your sister killed.

490
00:30:53,516 --> 00:30:55,751
Yes, but you're here now.

491
00:30:55,784 --> 00:30:57,453
And according to
this spell book,

492
00:30:57,487 --> 00:30:59,922
we need you,
Carmilla, here

493
00:30:59,955 --> 00:31:02,724
to perform the ritual
that will let us move on.

494
00:31:04,394 --> 00:31:06,795
I don't suppose
I could take a crack

495
00:31:06,828 --> 00:31:08,263
- at deciphering the book?
- Oh!

496
00:31:08,297 --> 00:31:11,200
Please, do. I've
deciphered what I can,

497
00:31:11,233 --> 00:31:13,369
but I'm hardly
an adept. Ah...

498
00:31:13,403 --> 00:31:15,938
From what I can tell,
if we move on,

499
00:31:15,971 --> 00:31:18,941
your vampire symptoms
will go away.

500
00:31:18,974 --> 00:31:21,176
I assume that's why
you've come?

501
00:31:22,345 --> 00:31:23,745
Haven't you?

502
00:31:26,848 --> 00:31:28,917
Because otherwise, you'd be
trapped here with us forever.

503
00:31:30,786 --> 00:31:32,455
<i>So, they're obviously evil.</i>

504
00:31:32,488 --> 00:31:34,289
I thought they
were kind of nice!

505
00:31:35,290 --> 00:31:36,825
More importantly,

506
00:31:36,858 --> 00:31:38,894
is this ritual of theirs
even gonna fix me?

507
00:31:38,927 --> 00:31:40,963
- It looks promising.
- Promising?

508
00:31:40,996 --> 00:31:44,099
Are you telling me you were
possessed by an evil goddess

509
00:31:44,132 --> 00:31:46,868
- for like six months and...
- Eight. It was eight months.

510
00:31:48,504 --> 00:31:50,305
...and you can't get
more specific than that?

511
00:31:50,340 --> 00:31:53,308
The whole book
is written in code,

512
00:31:53,343 --> 00:31:55,210
but... if Emily's
notes are correct,

513
00:31:55,244 --> 00:31:57,513
it seems as though
it's two birds, one stone.

514
00:31:57,547 --> 00:32:00,483
The ghosts move on,
Carmilla stays human.

515
00:32:00,516 --> 00:32:02,951
That makes sense. When I
scanned them, the energy

516
00:32:02,985 --> 00:32:04,886
from your spark was
going straight to them.

517
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,222
For all we know, they lured us
in and trapped us here. Are we

518
00:32:07,256 --> 00:32:08,558
- seriously gonna trust them?
- What happened to them

519
00:32:08,591 --> 00:32:10,792
wasn't their fault.
They were girls,

520
00:32:10,826 --> 00:32:12,894
just like you or me, with
their whole lives ahead of them.

521
00:32:12,928 --> 00:32:14,997
If this ritual helps them
and keeps Carm human,

522
00:32:15,030 --> 00:32:17,099
we have to try it.

523
00:32:30,078 --> 00:32:32,515
- Sweet! Is that a Gameboy?
- Even better.

524
00:32:32,548 --> 00:32:34,384
It's an EMF alarm.
Might be nice

525
00:32:34,417 --> 00:32:36,151
to get a heads up
if any ghosts come calling.

526
00:32:44,226 --> 00:32:46,362
Listen, Per, about before...

527
00:32:46,396 --> 00:32:48,431
Oh, I'm glad we postponed
the meeting.

528
00:32:48,464 --> 00:32:50,433
- You are?
- With all the data

529
00:32:50,466 --> 00:32:51,900
we've collected here,

530
00:32:51,933 --> 00:32:53,235
we're in a much stronger
bargaining position.

531
00:32:54,870 --> 00:32:55,937
Really, Per?

532
00:32:56,938 --> 00:32:58,374
I know this is the big leagues,

533
00:32:58,408 --> 00:33:00,510
but why are you so pumped
to sell <i>our</i> company?

534
00:33:02,010 --> 00:33:03,379
Do you even know
what I do all day

535
00:33:03,413 --> 00:33:05,381
while you're off playing
in your little lab?

536
00:33:05,415 --> 00:33:08,917
I balance our budgets,
get our products approved,

537
00:33:08,950 --> 00:33:10,386
handle the reckless endangerment
lawsuits.

538
00:33:10,420 --> 00:33:11,920
I mean, at Intrigue,
there'd be a...

539
00:33:11,953 --> 00:33:13,389
Ahem.

540
00:33:13,423 --> 00:33:16,392
There'd be
a legal department, Laf.

541
00:33:16,426 --> 00:33:18,060
I see.

542
00:33:18,093 --> 00:33:19,529
And, uh, by playing,

543
00:33:19,562 --> 00:33:21,263
you mean the research
that makes our company possible?

544
00:33:21,296 --> 00:33:23,098
- Oh, that is not fair and...
- You know what?

545
00:33:23,131 --> 00:33:25,233
I'm too tired to deal
with this right now.

546
00:33:37,112 --> 00:33:39,281
Oh, man! We killed
my sandwich.

547
00:33:41,617 --> 00:33:43,586
Too tee abal too tee!

548
00:33:43,619 --> 00:33:45,655
Five second rule.

549
00:33:45,688 --> 00:33:48,890
Have we or have we not
had multiple conversations

550
00:33:48,924 --> 00:33:51,361
about not wandering away
in the haunted house?

551
00:33:51,394 --> 00:33:53,261
I know. It's just,
the ghost ladies are so nice.

552
00:33:53,295 --> 00:33:54,530
And you know how I feel
about leftovers.

553
00:33:54,564 --> 00:33:57,032
Kirsch, if your stomach
gets me dragged

554
00:33:57,065 --> 00:33:59,369
into some kind of black-girl-
dies-first bullshit...

555
00:33:59,402 --> 00:34:02,871
I am going to come back from the
dead and haunt your bar fridge.

556
00:34:11,347 --> 00:34:13,014
They aren't going
to go along with it.

557
00:34:13,048 --> 00:34:16,118
They'll get caught up
in the surprise! You'll see.

558
00:34:16,151 --> 00:34:18,120
It will all come out
exactly as we planned.

559
00:34:18,153 --> 00:34:20,456
Why aren't we just telling them about...

560
00:34:58,461 --> 00:35:01,330
Ugh. This again? Really?

561
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,301
You would do well,
little sister, to finish...

562
00:35:08,571 --> 00:35:11,474
We live for the eternal
moment, <i>chérie.</i>

563
00:35:11,507 --> 00:35:13,275
We are power.

564
00:35:18,714 --> 00:35:21,049
<i>Faites attention, chérie.</i>

565
00:35:21,082 --> 00:35:22,518
You would do well,
little sister,

566
00:35:22,552 --> 00:35:24,720
to finish your task here
without further delay.

567
00:35:24,754 --> 00:35:27,557
Did you ever think
that our part in this...

568
00:35:28,558 --> 00:35:30,225
...that what we do might be...

569
00:35:31,226 --> 00:35:32,495
...unforgivable?

570
00:35:32,528 --> 00:35:34,963
You must stop reading
the romantics!

571
00:35:36,231 --> 00:35:38,701
We live for the eternal
moment, <i>chérie!</i>

572
00:35:38,734 --> 00:35:41,704
We are power, pleasure...

573
00:35:43,539 --> 00:35:46,208
...and are only accountable
for our desires.

574
00:35:46,241 --> 00:35:48,411
And Mama, who
is growing impatient.

575
00:35:48,444 --> 00:35:51,714
<i>Faites attention, chérie.
Votre mère vous met en garde</i>

576
00:35:51,747 --> 00:35:53,583
<i>contre l'assassin.</i>

577
00:36:12,502 --> 00:36:15,404
<i>You're wearing
the brooch.</i>

578
00:36:24,647 --> 00:36:26,716
<i>No!
I don't want to go back!</i>

579
00:36:27,683 --> 00:36:30,185
Hey...

580
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:33,154
You all right?

581
00:36:34,624 --> 00:36:36,459
Another nightmare.

582
00:36:37,627 --> 00:36:40,095
You and Maddie
were talking, and...

583
00:36:40,128 --> 00:36:42,097
she said something
about an assassin

584
00:36:42,130 --> 00:36:44,467
and then these paper dolls
disintegrated and...

585
00:36:46,301 --> 00:36:49,438
I don't know. It seemed more
coherent when it was happening.

586
00:36:49,472 --> 00:36:51,807
Wait, you're still
having those dreams?

587
00:36:51,841 --> 00:36:53,809
But we're here. I mean...

588
00:36:55,310 --> 00:36:57,680
Why would you still
be having them, unless...

589
00:36:57,713 --> 00:36:59,715
Something else is going on.

590
00:36:59,749 --> 00:37:02,685
Knocking. Still not a thing.

591
00:37:02,718 --> 00:37:04,520
The Hunger wanted a midnight
snack and while he was

592
00:37:04,554 --> 00:37:06,556
getting it, we caught
our ghostesses talking

593
00:37:06,589 --> 00:37:08,858
about some kind of surprise
that we aren't gonna like

594
00:37:08,891 --> 00:37:11,326
and sneaking into a locked room.
So, they're hiding

595
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:13,763
something. Or someone.

596
00:37:15,331 --> 00:37:18,166
Hiding something?!
How could we possibly...

597
00:37:18,199 --> 00:37:20,469
- What's behind the door?
- Why should that concern you?

598
00:37:20,503 --> 00:37:22,405
Maybe I don't like surprises.

599
00:37:22,438 --> 00:37:24,139
You look like a woman
who can cope.

600
00:37:24,172 --> 00:37:25,775
This could all be

601
00:37:25,808 --> 00:37:27,777
easily resolved by just
showing us what's behind

602
00:37:27,810 --> 00:37:30,111
- door number one.
- Of course.

603
00:37:30,145 --> 00:37:32,515
If you insist, but...

604
00:37:32,548 --> 00:37:34,750
you'll ruin the surprise.

605
00:37:34,784 --> 00:37:37,353
We'll risk it.

606
00:37:40,623 --> 00:37:43,291
We'd kinda like to know
if you're planning to...

607
00:37:45,861 --> 00:37:47,262
...to throw a party?

608
00:37:48,864 --> 00:37:52,602
- To thank you for helping us.
- You're throwing a party?

609
00:37:52,635 --> 00:37:55,671
The ritual can't be performed
until the Ash Moon begins,

610
00:37:55,705 --> 00:37:56,706
and Emily always
loved to dress up.

611
00:37:58,708 --> 00:38:01,410
I can't imagine you're a slouch
in that department either.

612
00:38:01,444 --> 00:38:04,413
- You can't be serious.
- I think it's sweet!

613
00:38:04,447 --> 00:38:06,782
It's like a pre-ritual,
going away party...

614
00:38:06,816 --> 00:38:08,551
before they go away.

615
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:12,722
- Permanently.
- Exactly, and...

616
00:38:14,255 --> 00:38:15,858
...we would be honoured
if you would attend.

617
00:38:15,891 --> 00:38:17,693
Yeah, of course!

618
00:38:17,727 --> 00:38:19,328
Oh, my gosh.

619
00:38:22,398 --> 00:38:25,735
Ball gowns? Are we gonna
get our <i>Strictly Ballroom</i> on?!

620
00:38:25,768 --> 00:38:28,571
Best haunting ever!

621
00:38:34,644 --> 00:38:36,646
<i>How's it
goin' in there?</i>

622
00:38:36,679 --> 00:38:39,815
BBC period dramas
do not spend enough time on

623
00:38:39,849 --> 00:38:41,717
how complicated
these clothes are.

624
00:38:41,751 --> 00:38:43,786
I swear I've been in here
for 40 minutes.

625
00:38:43,819 --> 00:38:47,188
Hey, thanks for going along
with this, by the way.

626
00:38:47,222 --> 00:38:50,225
Well, what's to go along with?
I like canapes

627
00:38:50,258 --> 00:38:51,894
- as much as the next girl.
- Still...

628
00:38:51,927 --> 00:38:53,729
can't be fun
hanging out with your...

629
00:38:53,763 --> 00:38:57,500
- Former victims?
- No matter how nice they are.

630
00:38:57,533 --> 00:38:59,935
Yeah, well, I'd appreciate it
if they took it down a notch.

631
00:38:59,969 --> 00:39:01,904
You'd prefer a roaring rampage
of revenge?

632
00:39:01,937 --> 00:39:04,407
Yeah. All this forgiveness
is making me twitchy.

633
00:39:05,841 --> 00:39:07,576
Do you think maybe
that's 'cause, deep down,

634
00:39:07,610 --> 00:39:08,811
you still don't think
you can be forgiven?

635
00:39:10,946 --> 00:39:15,351
I see we've reached the
amateur psychoanalysis round.

636
00:39:15,384 --> 00:39:18,286
See, this is why I
blew off that therapist.

637
00:39:18,319 --> 00:39:20,756
You know, some things are just

638
00:39:20,790 --> 00:39:23,626
too much to talk about in an
office full of crystal dolphins.

639
00:39:23,659 --> 00:39:25,895
Do you think maybe that's
the point of the talking?

640
00:39:25,928 --> 00:39:27,763
Yeah, except it
wasn't just talking.

641
00:39:27,797 --> 00:39:30,265
There was this manifes...

642
00:39:32,835 --> 00:39:34,670
You aren't saying anything.

643
00:39:37,573 --> 00:39:39,709
Did I put it on wrong?
I look ridiculous.

644
00:39:39,742 --> 00:39:41,242
I do. I look ridiculous. I...

645
00:40:04,299 --> 00:40:06,502
40 minutes to get you
into that, huh?

646
00:40:08,504 --> 00:40:10,840
Bet I could get you
out of it faster....

647
00:40:21,851 --> 00:40:23,686
We're already gonna
be late for the ball.

648
00:40:24,854 --> 00:40:26,722
So let us be late.

649
00:41:51,574 --> 00:41:53,576
♪ Love

650
00:42:50,165 --> 00:42:51,834
I'm coming.

651
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:20,796
Looking good, bruv!

652
00:43:23,699 --> 00:43:26,201
- What?
- May I have this dance?

653
00:43:28,237 --> 00:43:30,472
Come on.

654
00:43:36,512 --> 00:43:37,880
Sorry about the way
I handled things last night.

655
00:43:37,913 --> 00:43:38,847
That's all right. I know
you didn't mean any of it.

656
00:43:40,716 --> 00:43:42,952
I may have been a bit harsh,
that doesn't mean I was wrong.

657
00:43:42,985 --> 00:43:44,820
Let's not fight in front
of the ghosts, honey.

658
00:43:53,929 --> 00:43:55,230
It's not your thing
either, huh?

659
00:43:58,867 --> 00:44:02,204
Emily has always
wanted to belong to society.

660
00:44:02,237 --> 00:44:04,473
I understood
life differently.

661
00:44:06,275 --> 00:44:08,577
If you have to conform,
you never belonged.

662
00:44:10,579 --> 00:44:13,082
OK. How did you fall
for Vampirella's schtick?

663
00:44:14,083 --> 00:44:15,751
I didn't.

664
00:44:15,784 --> 00:44:18,087
My sister vanished.

665
00:44:19,088 --> 00:44:20,089
I went looking for her.

666
00:44:22,624 --> 00:44:24,593
She's never
forgiven herself.

667
00:44:24,626 --> 00:44:26,261
What about you?

668
00:44:26,295 --> 00:44:28,764
I didn't leave her then...

669
00:44:30,632 --> 00:44:31,834
How could I now?

670
00:44:33,769 --> 00:44:36,071
You wanna try
this stupid dance?

671
00:44:38,073 --> 00:44:39,842
Obviously.

672
00:45:03,799 --> 00:45:05,000
This is nice.

673
00:45:06,135 --> 00:45:07,770
Kinda like that grad ball
we never got

674
00:45:07,803 --> 00:45:09,772
'cause our school
was a supernatural death trap.

675
00:45:13,675 --> 00:45:15,210
I missed this.

676
00:45:16,678 --> 00:45:18,614
I mean, not the pulse-pounding
terror, but...

677
00:45:18,647 --> 00:45:20,616
the parts where we help people.

678
00:45:21,683 --> 00:45:22,918
Though I do wish we'd figure out

679
00:45:22,951 --> 00:45:24,920
why the ghosts were here
in the first place.

680
00:45:26,155 --> 00:45:28,957
- Hey, Laura...
- I know.

681
00:45:28,991 --> 00:45:30,926
No need to keep prying.

682
00:45:30,959 --> 00:45:32,828
The ghosts will move on.

683
00:45:32,861 --> 00:45:34,296
You will get your life back

684
00:45:34,330 --> 00:45:36,332
and... we can go back home.

685
00:45:38,167 --> 00:45:40,669
No. I, um... I think

686
00:45:40,702 --> 00:45:43,739
at that therapist's appointment,
I may have, um...

687
00:45:50,145 --> 00:45:52,047
Laura?

688
00:45:54,716 --> 00:45:56,718
Sorry.

689
00:45:58,687 --> 00:46:00,756
Weird déjà vu.

690
00:46:07,963 --> 00:46:09,865
Hey.

691
00:46:11,033 --> 00:46:12,067
- What's going on?
- I thought...

692
00:46:13,369 --> 00:46:15,170
I thought I saw the woman
in black, the...

693
00:46:15,204 --> 00:46:17,340
You.

694
00:46:17,373 --> 00:46:19,741
The you from
my dreams, but...

695
00:46:22,878 --> 00:46:24,213
That's impossible, right?

696
00:46:26,748 --> 00:46:28,750
Come on. Let's sit down.

697
00:46:36,758 --> 00:46:38,060
I'll get you
a drink, OK?

698
00:46:45,100 --> 00:46:48,036
Come with me
lovingly to death,

699
00:46:48,070 --> 00:46:50,373
or else hate me
and still come with me,

700
00:46:50,406 --> 00:46:52,408
hating me through death

701
00:46:52,442 --> 00:46:53,976
and after.

702
00:46:58,113 --> 00:46:59,415
Are you OK?

703
00:47:09,925 --> 00:47:11,126
Where is she?!

704
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:13,429
- Hey...
- She was right here.

705
00:47:13,463 --> 00:47:15,264
- What's going on, Hollis?
- The woman in black!

706
00:47:15,297 --> 00:47:16,999
- The one wearing a mask!
- Everybody's wearing a mask.

707
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:20,202
Do you know
who she's talking about?

708
00:47:21,937 --> 00:47:24,273
Maybe if you're not feeling
well, you should sit down.

709
00:47:24,306 --> 00:47:26,808
I'm dreaming things
while I'm awake now.

710
00:47:26,842 --> 00:47:28,777
What's next?

711
00:47:35,184 --> 00:47:37,286
It's almost time!

712
00:47:37,319 --> 00:47:40,122
The Ash Moon has begun.

713
00:47:40,155 --> 00:47:42,257
Gather round for the ritual.

714
00:47:42,291 --> 00:47:45,194
Before we begin, I want to say

715
00:47:45,227 --> 00:47:47,829
how grateful we are.

716
00:47:47,863 --> 00:47:49,465
Whatever you've done
in the past,

717
00:47:49,499 --> 00:47:52,000
you've come to help us now,

718
00:47:52,034 --> 00:47:55,137
and I think that shows
a strength of character

719
00:47:55,170 --> 00:47:57,239
that is quite remarkable.

720
00:47:59,174 --> 00:48:01,810
Yeah. Sure.

721
00:48:03,312 --> 00:48:04,846
It's time, Emily.

722
00:48:07,115 --> 00:48:08,951
It's your last night on Earth.

723
00:48:08,984 --> 00:48:11,421
Are you sure you don't want
another drink before you go?

724
00:48:11,454 --> 00:48:14,457
The ritual must be performed
before the Ash Moon

725
00:48:14,490 --> 00:48:17,527
ends at sunrise. Otherwise,
we're trapped here forever.

726
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:20,330
So... no.

727
00:48:31,574 --> 00:48:33,543
Wait, that's
the brooch that I...

728
00:48:37,045 --> 00:48:38,514
Carm?

729
00:48:41,351 --> 00:48:43,051
That's Carmilla's spark!

730
00:48:45,355 --> 00:48:47,357
It's leaving her! Why...
why is it going into the brooch?

731
00:48:50,926 --> 00:48:52,794
- Uh... guys?
- Did that spell

732
00:48:52,828 --> 00:48:54,430
say anything
about spirit entanglement?

733
00:48:54,464 --> 00:48:55,964
It's not supposed
to happen like this!

734
00:48:55,998 --> 00:48:58,000
- Something's wrong.
- Laura, stay back!

735
00:48:58,033 --> 00:48:59,502
- It's dangerous!
- We have to stop the ritual!

736
00:48:59,535 --> 00:49:01,103
I can't!

737
00:49:01,136 --> 00:49:03,805
- It's out of control!
- Emily, no!

738
00:49:03,839 --> 00:49:07,175
We've been tricked!
I don't want to go back!

739
00:49:07,209 --> 00:49:09,845
We need to disrupt
the connection!

740
00:49:09,878 --> 00:49:12,014
- LAF!
- Don't touch Carmilla!

741
00:49:12,047 --> 00:49:13,048
It'll take you too!

742
00:49:26,396 --> 00:49:29,164
Did you think you'd
get away with it?

743
00:49:31,601 --> 00:49:34,236
Summon us up to ease
your mind and then...

744
00:49:34,269 --> 00:49:36,238
just waltz away?

745
00:49:36,271 --> 00:49:39,074
Did you really think
there'd be no consequences?

746
00:49:43,646 --> 00:49:45,615
It's you.

747
00:49:45,648 --> 00:49:47,949
Surprise!

748
00:49:49,585 --> 00:49:51,521
Not the brightest
little ingénue, are we?

749
00:50:19,382 --> 00:50:21,417
Is that pile
of dust Lafontaine?!

750
00:50:21,451 --> 00:50:24,052
They're j... they're
just g... gone.

751
00:50:24,086 --> 00:50:26,589
- Are you OK?
- Carm?

752
00:50:26,622 --> 00:50:28,524
- I need to hide.
- Carm?

753
00:50:28,558 --> 00:50:30,526
Carm?!

754
00:50:36,632 --> 00:50:38,668
Carm!

755
00:50:38,701 --> 00:50:40,636
Carm!

756
00:50:40,670 --> 00:50:42,538
Hey!

757
00:50:42,572 --> 00:50:45,307
Hey! Come on! Hey!

758
00:50:45,341 --> 00:50:47,943
Carm! Hey! Hey!

759
00:50:47,976 --> 00:50:50,546
Hey! Hey!

760
00:50:50,580 --> 00:50:53,516
Hey...

761
00:51:12,100 --> 00:51:13,603
Your heart.
It's not beating.

762
00:51:16,506 --> 00:51:18,240
You're a vampire.

763
00:51:18,273 --> 00:51:20,942
<i>NOOO!</i>

764
00:51:20,976 --> 00:51:23,479
Why won't it work?!
I've sent all the ghosts away!

765
00:51:32,988 --> 00:51:34,956
Did one of them escape me?

766
00:51:39,060 --> 00:51:40,663
So did I miss something,
or did that radically

767
00:51:40,696 --> 00:51:42,532
- not go as planned?
- It was Elle.

768
00:51:42,565 --> 00:51:44,567
She was at the masquerade. She
knew about the ritual. She knew

769
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:47,135
- exactly what was gonna happen.
- How could she have known?

770
00:51:47,169 --> 00:51:48,970
Because Emily
and Charlotte lied to us.

771
00:51:49,004 --> 00:51:50,606
They had to have
known she was here.

772
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:53,376
You think vacuumed, screaming
back to a hellish nightmarescape

773
00:51:53,409 --> 00:51:54,710
was part of their plan?

774
00:51:55,711 --> 00:51:58,347
Sorry.

775
00:51:58,381 --> 00:52:01,183
We will figure this out.
We will find Laf.

776
00:52:01,216 --> 00:52:03,519
Why would Elle do this?

777
00:52:03,553 --> 00:52:05,354
You heard her...

778
00:52:05,388 --> 00:52:08,056
to punish me for what I did
by stealing my life.

779
00:52:08,089 --> 00:52:10,258
But she can't steal anything.
She's trapped here,

780
00:52:10,292 --> 00:52:12,260
just like us, unless
all the ghosts move on.

781
00:52:12,294 --> 00:52:14,430
But the ghosts are gone.
All of them

782
00:52:14,464 --> 00:52:17,065
except Elle and Charlotte.
Elle can't leave until Charlotte

783
00:52:17,098 --> 00:52:19,000
is also sent back
to the nightmare land,

784
00:52:19,034 --> 00:52:21,136
like all the other ghosts.
Laf thwarted her plan.

785
00:52:21,169 --> 00:52:23,539
And now that my spark's
in the brooch

786
00:52:23,573 --> 00:52:26,542
and Elle has the brooch, if she
gets rid of Charlotte...

787
00:52:26,576 --> 00:52:29,010
she could become human
and leave.

788
00:52:32,648 --> 00:52:35,384
We have to find her. Now.

789
00:52:35,418 --> 00:52:37,386
That's easier said than done.

790
00:52:37,420 --> 00:52:39,221
Miss Sheridan is gone, girl.

791
00:52:39,254 --> 00:52:41,089
Yeah. Not to mention,
we don't exactly know

792
00:52:41,122 --> 00:52:43,459
how to extract a life force
from a magical brooch.

793
00:52:43,493 --> 00:52:46,362
Might wanna go easy on those.
That's the only case.

794
00:52:47,363 --> 00:52:48,129
Terrific.

795
00:52:49,365 --> 00:52:51,233
But... Elle must have
the spell already.

796
00:52:51,266 --> 00:52:53,402
I mean, that's
her escape plan, right?

797
00:52:53,436 --> 00:52:55,270
So we have to find Elle
before she gets to Charlotte;

798
00:52:55,303 --> 00:52:57,740
- then Perry can find the spell...
- What are you talking about?

799
00:52:57,773 --> 00:53:00,242
- We have to find Laf first.
- Of course, we have to find

800
00:53:00,275 --> 00:53:02,545
both of them, but if we lose Elle now,
then all of us are gonna be trapped...

801
00:53:02,578 --> 00:53:04,547
We can find Elle later.
Laf comes first!

802
00:53:04,580 --> 00:53:06,649
We can't just let her
take Carmilla's life!

803
00:53:14,524 --> 00:53:16,459
We could start
in the study.

804
00:53:16,492 --> 00:53:18,427
I can't believe I'm saying
this, but beef cheeks is right.

805
00:53:18,461 --> 00:53:21,263
We don't have much time.

806
00:53:25,300 --> 00:53:27,269
I need to get out
of this dress.

807
00:53:27,302 --> 00:53:29,271
- It'll be easier if you...
- Did you summon up the ghosts?

808
00:53:29,304 --> 00:53:32,240
Because that's what she said,
Elle, that you summoned her up.

809
00:53:32,274 --> 00:53:35,378
- I think it's possible.
- Possible?

810
00:53:35,411 --> 00:53:38,146
How do you not know whether
you summoned up the ghosts

811
00:53:38,179 --> 00:53:39,815
of your former victims who want
some light, refreshing revenge?

812
00:53:39,849 --> 00:53:41,817
Because it was
just something stupid

813
00:53:41,851 --> 00:53:43,519
that happened at
the therapist appointment.

814
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:47,155
- What?
- She... said

815
00:53:47,188 --> 00:53:49,090
I could never move forward
unless I dealt

816
00:53:49,124 --> 00:53:52,093
with my past. So...
she had me think about Elle

817
00:53:52,127 --> 00:53:54,463
and the others and, you know,
there was the usual

818
00:53:54,497 --> 00:53:58,568
"manifest your issues" crap
but... I had forgotten

819
00:53:58,601 --> 00:54:00,536
all about it until my issues

820
00:54:00,570 --> 00:54:02,605
actually... manifested.

821
00:54:02,638 --> 00:54:04,874
When were you gonna share this
piece of information with me?

822
00:54:04,907 --> 00:54:06,542
I was waiting
for the right moment.

823
00:54:06,576 --> 00:54:08,377
You know what
would've been a good moment?

824
00:54:08,411 --> 00:54:11,313
Any time before the ghost
of your former lover killed you.

825
00:54:14,350 --> 00:54:15,718
She killed you.

826
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:19,655
I thought she killed you.

827
00:54:19,689 --> 00:54:22,491
Hey... come here.

828
00:54:24,493 --> 00:54:26,495
I'm still here.

829
00:54:26,529 --> 00:54:28,564
OK? I'm still here.

830
00:54:30,433 --> 00:54:33,469
We're gonna get
my life back. OK?

831
00:54:33,502 --> 00:54:35,605
And all those things we want,

832
00:54:35,638 --> 00:54:37,907
every single point

833
00:54:37,940 --> 00:54:41,344
on your five-year-plan,
we're gonna do them, OK?

834
00:54:43,346 --> 00:54:47,148
OK. Come on, let's
get you out of this thing.

835
00:54:48,718 --> 00:54:49,819
<i>Either Emily decoded</i>

836
00:54:49,852 --> 00:54:52,421
the spell wrong,
or Elle tricked her.

837
00:54:52,455 --> 00:54:55,391
The spell she did cast used
Carmilla's spark to force the ghosts

838
00:54:55,424 --> 00:54:57,192
off to the nightmare land
that Emily described.

839
00:54:58,561 --> 00:55:00,529
You think that's where
the Brainiac ended up?

840
00:55:03,298 --> 00:55:05,166
Do you think you
can get them back?

841
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:07,168
I think the real moving on
spell might do it.

842
00:55:07,202 --> 00:55:09,772
But... that means we
only have 'til sunrise

843
00:55:09,805 --> 00:55:13,743
to find the code key.
And I'll need Carmilla's spark.

844
00:55:13,776 --> 00:55:16,177
Well, that makes getting
the brooch back priority one.

845
00:55:16,211 --> 00:55:17,513
Hollis'll be chiffed.

846
00:55:19,415 --> 00:55:20,416
Perry...

847
00:55:21,817 --> 00:55:23,786
Lafontaine knows
you're looking for them.

848
00:55:23,819 --> 00:55:26,555
They know.

849
00:55:26,589 --> 00:55:28,524
It's what we do.

850
00:55:43,304 --> 00:55:46,274
It's done. We leave tonight.

851
00:55:46,307 --> 00:55:49,445
In 3 days, we'll be on an ocean
liner headed for New York.

852
00:55:58,954 --> 00:56:01,424
You're gonna love New York.

853
00:56:01,457 --> 00:56:03,224
It's full of... concerts

854
00:56:03,258 --> 00:56:05,226
and theatre

855
00:56:05,260 --> 00:56:07,396
and... life.

856
00:56:07,430 --> 00:56:09,532
Your life is gonna be

857
00:56:09,565 --> 00:56:12,233
so much bigger
than you ever imagined!

858
00:56:16,038 --> 00:56:19,575
What are you doing?

859
00:56:31,387 --> 00:56:32,822
Laura!

860
00:56:33,823 --> 00:56:35,825
Hey... are you all right?

861
00:56:39,595 --> 00:56:41,897
What in Stoker's name
is going on?

862
00:56:44,533 --> 00:56:47,302
So Elle can dream-kebab
you in real life?

863
00:56:47,336 --> 00:56:49,270
Is that a normal ghost thing?
Were we supposed to know

864
00:56:49,304 --> 00:56:51,306
- they could do that?
- She sent me dreams before.

865
00:56:51,340 --> 00:56:53,375
This is the first time she's
reached out and slashed me.

866
00:56:53,409 --> 00:56:55,444
- Oh, dear.
- No, no, no, no, no.

867
00:56:55,478 --> 00:56:57,780
Not "Oh, dear." We do not
need an "Oh, dear" right now.

868
00:56:57,813 --> 00:57:00,416
Well, I'm still deciphering
but there are several spells

869
00:57:00,449 --> 00:57:02,985
in this book which might make
the ghosts much more powerful,

870
00:57:03,018 --> 00:57:05,588
- especially in the dream world.
- Right.

871
00:57:05,621 --> 00:57:08,289
So Elle's better,
faster, stronger.

872
00:57:08,323 --> 00:57:10,025
Can we undo that?

873
00:57:10,059 --> 00:57:11,994
Use the book
to soup ourselves up?

874
00:57:12,027 --> 00:57:15,631
"Side effects may include
anxiety, insomnia,

875
00:57:15,664 --> 00:57:17,967
dream contagion
and... death."

876
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,369
So... no.

877
00:57:20,402 --> 00:57:23,506
Wait. Dream contagion?
Is that like...

878
00:57:24,540 --> 00:57:26,008
Sometimes in the dreams,
it's like

879
00:57:26,041 --> 00:57:27,843
she can't completely control
them, like I'm seeing things

880
00:57:27,877 --> 00:57:30,012
that she wouldn't want me
to see. Like just now,

881
00:57:30,045 --> 00:57:32,047
I saw you getting ready
to leave for New York.

882
00:57:34,550 --> 00:57:36,284
Nobody's going anywhere
until we find Charlotte.

883
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:38,988
<i>The Craft</i> here will
keep researching.

884
00:57:39,021 --> 00:57:41,857
You, Mel and the frat boy can...

885
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:47,096
- Where's the frat boy?
- That burrito-chomping,

886
00:57:47,129 --> 00:57:49,632
protein-powder-snorting,
gullible, mush-brained...

887
00:57:51,567 --> 00:57:53,836
Dope. I told him.

888
00:57:53,869 --> 00:57:55,738
It's the same as Laf.

889
00:57:55,771 --> 00:57:58,073
OK. We have to find Charlotte
and get that brooch back

890
00:57:58,107 --> 00:58:00,109
before Elle finishes
this little re-enactment

891
00:58:00,142 --> 00:58:02,044
of <i>And Then There Were None.</i>

892
00:58:02,077 --> 00:58:04,814
<i>Search every nook and cranny.
Charlotte has to be somewhere.</i>

893
00:58:04,847 --> 00:58:07,550
<i>Be careful. Elle knows
this place better than we ever will.</i>

894
00:58:36,445 --> 00:58:39,582
"Girls are caterpillars
while they live in the world,

895
00:58:39,615 --> 00:58:42,985
"to be finally butterflies
when summer comes.

896
00:58:43,018 --> 00:58:46,589
But in the meantime,
they are grubs and larvae."

897
00:58:46,622 --> 00:58:48,858
So says Monsieur Le Fanu.

898
00:58:48,891 --> 00:58:50,960
To think of the trouble
I went to,

899
00:58:50,993 --> 00:58:52,962
warning you.

900
00:58:52,995 --> 00:58:55,798
Thinking you'd learn
from my mistake.

901
00:58:57,766 --> 00:58:59,969
Yeah, 'cause Carm's
the villain here.

902
00:59:00,002 --> 00:59:03,005
Aren't you the one zapping
innocent people for no reason?

903
00:59:03,038 --> 00:59:05,007
I'm doing it
to keep what's mine.

904
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:07,743
- That life isn't yours.
- It's what I'm owed.

905
00:59:07,776 --> 00:59:11,413
And I wouldn't waste it
on some banal five-year plan.

906
00:59:12,548 --> 00:59:13,549
Laf?

907
00:59:17,620 --> 00:59:20,055
Laf. I saw Laf...

908
00:59:20,089 --> 00:59:22,191
drawing some kind of symbol.

909
00:59:22,224 --> 00:59:24,827
It looked like this. Or...

910
00:59:24,860 --> 00:59:27,663
maybe like... this.

911
00:59:30,032 --> 00:59:31,834
How did you get
past second grade?

912
00:59:31,867 --> 00:59:33,202
I saw it for half a second
in a ghost-induced nightmare.

913
00:59:33,235 --> 00:59:36,138
- Give me a break.
- Any idea what it means?

914
00:59:36,171 --> 00:59:38,641
No, but...

915
00:59:38,674 --> 00:59:40,643
if Laf thinks it's
important enough to send

916
00:59:40,676 --> 00:59:42,144
from beyond the vale...

917
00:59:42,177 --> 00:59:44,747
If I could just identify it,
maybe it could help decipher

918
00:59:44,780 --> 00:59:46,749
the moving on spell.
I'll try to figure this out

919
00:59:46,782 --> 00:59:47,983
- while you guys...
- Go get a life.

920
00:59:49,685 --> 00:59:51,687
- Go with her. Keep her safe.
- What're you gonna do?

921
00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:54,823
Well, the young lady
stole my life

922
00:59:54,857 --> 00:59:56,825
and turned me
back into a vampire.

923
00:59:56,859 --> 00:59:58,827
So I'm gonna remind her
what that means.

924
00:59:58,861 --> 01:00:01,764
- How about you?
- Oh, I've got the EMF.

925
01:00:01,797 --> 01:00:03,799
If it so much as peeps,
I'll shriek.

926
01:00:37,099 --> 01:00:39,034
I used to think
you and I

927
01:00:39,068 --> 01:00:40,936
would spend our lives
reading to each other.

928
01:00:42,738 --> 01:00:45,808
If only I'd known how brief one
of those lives was going to be.

929
01:00:46,942 --> 01:00:48,610
Hello, Elle.

930
01:00:53,749 --> 01:00:55,784
Is that all you have
to say to me?

931
01:00:55,818 --> 01:00:57,853
After what you did?

932
01:00:57,886 --> 01:01:00,089
I never meant to hurt you.

933
01:01:01,757 --> 01:01:04,760
Oh... Don't apologize.

934
01:01:04,793 --> 01:01:06,795
It costs you nothing.

935
01:01:09,698 --> 01:01:11,667
So what?

936
01:01:11,700 --> 01:01:13,802
This is about me
paying for my sins?

937
01:01:14,803 --> 01:01:16,605
You never even stopped

938
01:01:16,638 --> 01:01:18,273
to think if you
deserve this life.

939
01:01:19,775 --> 01:01:20,843
I've watched you.

940
01:01:22,277 --> 01:01:24,613
All these years,

941
01:01:24,646 --> 01:01:27,649
you've never thought
of anyone but yourself.

942
01:01:29,118 --> 01:01:30,986
Well, that's some big talk

943
01:01:31,020 --> 01:01:32,855
coming from the girl

944
01:01:32,888 --> 01:01:34,790
who sent her friends
to a nightmare land.

945
01:01:34,823 --> 01:01:36,992
Me?

946
01:01:37,026 --> 01:01:39,028
Oh, no. I'm just
thinking about myself.

947
01:01:39,061 --> 01:01:41,764
Oh, wait. I wonder
who taught me that.

948
01:01:45,300 --> 01:01:47,236
Ooh.

949
01:01:47,269 --> 01:01:49,571
Not very ladylike,
Miss Karnstein.

950
01:01:49,605 --> 01:01:52,074
Laura.

951
01:01:52,107 --> 01:01:54,276
Better run, Carmilla.

952
01:01:56,311 --> 01:01:59,648
These old houses
are so dangerous, after all.

953
01:01:59,681 --> 01:02:01,116
Damn it!

954
01:02:01,150 --> 01:02:04,319
Perry. You never should
have left her alone!

955
01:02:04,354 --> 01:02:06,155
No sign of the spell
book, either.

956
01:02:06,188 --> 01:02:08,123
It take it your little chat with
the Ghost of Girlfriends Past

957
01:02:08,157 --> 01:02:09,992
- was a bust?
- Yeah. I'm getting pretty sick

958
01:02:10,025 --> 01:02:12,795
- of this haunting crap.
- Imagine how we feel.

959
01:02:14,897 --> 01:02:17,266
I'm wondering if we might be
of assistance to each other.

960
01:02:19,101 --> 01:02:21,170
Miss Sheridan said you would
never go along with the spell

961
01:02:21,203 --> 01:02:23,373
if you knew she was with us.

962
01:02:23,406 --> 01:02:26,875
I should've known that she only
wanted your life for herself.

963
01:02:26,909 --> 01:02:29,745
It was all she ever
talked about,

964
01:02:29,778 --> 01:02:32,081
the wide world
that she'd been denied...

965
01:02:32,114 --> 01:02:34,950
as if the same thing
hadn't happened to us all.

966
01:02:38,687 --> 01:02:41,190
I'm sorry about your friend.

967
01:02:41,223 --> 01:02:43,725
I didn't know what would happen
when they pulled me back.

968
01:02:44,860 --> 01:02:46,862
Can you help us
get them back?

969
01:02:50,065 --> 01:02:52,234
I don't know...

970
01:02:52,267 --> 01:02:54,337
but we have to stop
Miss Sheridan.

971
01:02:54,370 --> 01:02:56,305
You got any thoughts
on the stopping front?

972
01:02:58,273 --> 01:03:01,344
It's me she wants,
so perhaps...

973
01:03:11,887 --> 01:03:14,756
Do we really have to do this
<i>Nightmare on Elm Street</i> crap?

974
01:03:16,392 --> 01:03:17,393
Fine.

975
01:03:23,098 --> 01:03:25,100
Let's speak as reasonable women.

976
01:03:27,903 --> 01:03:29,238
Ahem.

977
01:03:30,772 --> 01:03:32,375
So...

978
01:03:32,408 --> 01:03:35,010
your friends are...

979
01:03:35,043 --> 01:03:36,912
trapped beyond the vale.

980
01:03:37,913 --> 01:03:39,982
You, Carmilla and your...

981
01:03:40,015 --> 01:03:42,050
trigger-happy accomplice...

982
01:03:42,084 --> 01:03:43,252
What next? Sugar?

983
01:03:44,253 --> 01:03:45,921
Sure.

984
01:03:48,157 --> 01:03:49,992
But...

985
01:03:50,025 --> 01:03:52,362
if you hand over Charlotte,

986
01:03:52,395 --> 01:03:55,764
- and let me keep this life...
- It isn't yours to keep!

987
01:03:55,797 --> 01:03:57,199
That's beside the point.

988
01:03:58,834 --> 01:04:02,104
Let me keep it... and I'll bring
your friends back.

989
01:04:03,439 --> 01:04:06,442
You can all... leave this place.

990
01:04:12,915 --> 01:04:14,883
What happens to Charlotte?

991
01:04:14,917 --> 01:04:16,952
Well, I'm afraid

992
01:04:16,985 --> 01:04:19,788
poor Charlotte will
have to follow her sister,

993
01:04:19,821 --> 01:04:22,458
but... you know, that was
always going to happen, so.

994
01:04:22,492 --> 01:04:24,460
She's just like you.

995
01:04:24,494 --> 01:04:27,296
They all are. Don't they
deserve a chance to move on?

996
01:04:28,964 --> 01:04:31,401
Oh. Oh...

997
01:04:33,436 --> 01:04:35,438
You haven't figured it out yet.

998
01:04:35,471 --> 01:04:37,440
The only way that Charlotte

999
01:04:37,473 --> 01:04:39,409
and Emily can reach their...

1000
01:04:39,442 --> 01:04:41,143
everlasting rest...

1001
01:04:42,478 --> 01:04:45,747
...is if Carmilla sacrifices
her human life.

1002
01:04:49,552 --> 01:04:51,820
So...

1003
01:04:51,853 --> 01:04:54,122
Let's not pretend that you'd
sacrifice Carmilla's life

1004
01:04:54,156 --> 01:04:56,858
for a few wayward spirits

1005
01:04:56,892 --> 01:04:58,528
- any more than I would.
- We can't just leave them

1006
01:04:58,561 --> 01:05:00,996
- trapped in a nightmare.
- You'd let your friends die

1007
01:05:01,029 --> 01:05:03,333
in here to... help them?

1008
01:05:03,366 --> 01:05:05,867
- There has to be another way!
- Ugh!

1009
01:05:05,901 --> 01:05:07,936
You've had your chance.

1010
01:05:07,970 --> 01:05:10,239
Whatever happens now
is your fault.

1011
01:05:12,274 --> 01:05:14,142
Elle?

1012
01:05:16,346 --> 01:05:18,180
Are you all right?
Did she do anything to you

1013
01:05:18,213 --> 01:05:21,783
- in the dreamscape?
- No.

1014
01:05:23,519 --> 01:05:25,754
No. I just wanna
get her out of my head.

1015
01:05:27,557 --> 01:05:29,525
I wanna get
your life back.

1016
01:05:29,559 --> 01:05:31,994
Well, we think we can lure her
out into the open

1017
01:05:32,027 --> 01:05:34,162
by using Charlotte as bait.

1018
01:05:34,196 --> 01:05:36,298
You'd do that
for us?

1019
01:05:38,334 --> 01:05:40,869
There's only a few hours left
of the Ash Moon.

1020
01:05:40,902 --> 01:05:43,373
If Emily and I
want to move on...

1021
01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:46,842
...it's our only chance.

1022
01:06:04,059 --> 01:06:05,395
There you are!

1023
01:06:06,562 --> 01:06:07,996
You know, it's impolite

1024
01:06:08,030 --> 01:06:10,333
to cause your host
so much trouble.

1025
01:06:10,366 --> 01:06:12,934
I'm sure I'll find a way
to repay you.

1026
01:06:24,547 --> 01:06:26,382
A trap.

1027
01:06:26,416 --> 01:06:28,116
You aren't serious.

1028
01:06:28,150 --> 01:06:30,919
Vampire, warrior,

1029
01:06:30,952 --> 01:06:33,389
journalist... I like
our chances.

1030
01:06:33,423 --> 01:06:35,090
Let's have a little chat

1031
01:06:35,123 --> 01:06:37,192
about taking things
that don't belong to us.

1032
01:06:37,225 --> 01:06:40,430
You first.

1033
01:06:40,463 --> 01:06:43,999
- MEL!
- Ooh! Best get the broom out!

1034
01:06:46,402 --> 01:06:48,003
Look at that.

1035
01:06:49,104 --> 01:06:50,506
Then there were three.

1036
01:06:54,142 --> 01:06:56,311
You should've taken up
my offer, sweetheart.

1037
01:06:56,346 --> 01:06:59,382
- Offer?
- Your life for your friends.

1038
01:06:59,415 --> 01:07:02,117
Don't worry. Laura declined

1039
01:07:02,150 --> 01:07:04,420
when she discovered Charlotte
and Emily can't move on

1040
01:07:04,454 --> 01:07:07,423
without destroying
your... precious spark.

1041
01:07:08,691 --> 01:07:11,427
You'll never be
able to enjoy it.

1042
01:07:11,461 --> 01:07:13,429
You'll spend the rest
of your days

1043
01:07:13,463 --> 01:07:15,365
looking over
your shoulder...

1044
01:07:16,932 --> 01:07:19,435
...wondering if it's my step
you hear at the door.

1045
01:07:24,973 --> 01:07:26,576
I'll take my chances.

1046
01:07:26,609 --> 01:07:28,644
I've got the brooch.

1047
01:07:28,678 --> 01:07:31,046
There's nothing
you can do to stop me.

1048
01:07:31,079 --> 01:07:33,248
Maybe not...
but she knows Krav Maga.

1049
01:07:33,281 --> 01:07:36,652
What?

1050
01:07:38,488 --> 01:07:40,556
Why do people
always forget that?

1051
01:07:47,397 --> 01:07:49,231
NOOO!

1052
01:07:55,170 --> 01:07:57,172
Hello?

1053
01:08:00,142 --> 01:08:01,143
Carm?

1054
01:08:03,145 --> 01:08:04,146
CARM!

1055
01:08:14,189 --> 01:08:16,191
OK.

1056
01:08:19,227 --> 01:08:21,464
Pull yourself together, Hollis.

1057
01:09:08,478 --> 01:09:12,013
Oh, crap. We're live?
Today, on Toronto News 9,

1058
01:09:12,047 --> 01:09:14,316
it's harsh reality.

1059
01:09:14,350 --> 01:09:16,586
Abandon your childhood dreams
for the dubious security

1060
01:09:16,619 --> 01:09:18,788
of a subpar paycheque.

1061
01:09:18,821 --> 01:09:21,156
Spend your days glorifying
clickbait and your nights

1062
01:09:21,189 --> 01:09:22,792
letting fear and misery
drive away friends

1063
01:09:22,825 --> 01:09:25,628
and loved ones. Accept that
life is an unbroken chain

1064
01:09:25,661 --> 01:09:29,665
of mediocrity
stretching on and on and on.

1065
01:09:29,699 --> 01:09:31,601
This is Laura Hollis,

1066
01:09:31,634 --> 01:09:34,337
reporting live
from a failed career.

1067
01:09:34,370 --> 01:09:36,606
I want my life,
you little thief!

1068
01:09:36,639 --> 01:09:38,641
I WANT MY LIFE!

1069
01:09:40,576 --> 01:09:42,512
- Doors are arbitrary.
- You're gonna love New York.

1070
01:09:42,545 --> 01:09:44,480
- Wonderful.
- There's...

1071
01:09:44,514 --> 01:09:46,449
theatre and concerts

1072
01:09:46,482 --> 01:09:48,351
and... life.

1073
01:09:48,384 --> 01:09:51,119
Wait. I know this.
I dreamed this.

1074
01:09:51,152 --> 01:09:53,121
Your life is gonna be so much
bigger than you ever imagined.

1075
01:09:53,154 --> 01:09:55,525
What are you doing?

1076
01:09:55,558 --> 01:09:58,761
You don't belong here!

1077
01:10:08,437 --> 01:10:11,306
She laughed.

1078
01:10:11,340 --> 01:10:14,443
Miss Sheridan, she laughed

1079
01:10:14,477 --> 01:10:16,479
at the very idea of...

1080
01:10:16,512 --> 01:10:20,181
- Oh, God.
- Why did we trust her?

1081
01:10:20,215 --> 01:10:21,817
Poor Emily.

1082
01:10:21,851 --> 01:10:23,653
- Why did we not...
- Poor Charlotte.

1083
01:10:23,686 --> 01:10:25,521
I was supposed

1084
01:10:25,555 --> 01:10:27,356
to keep you safe.

1085
01:10:27,390 --> 01:10:29,625
Do you know what'll happen
if you die in here?

1086
01:10:29,659 --> 01:10:31,627
Let me guess.

1087
01:10:31,661 --> 01:10:33,529
- I die in the real world too.
- Worse.

1088
01:10:33,563 --> 01:10:35,464
You'll be trapped

1089
01:10:35,498 --> 01:10:37,466
in this hell made of dead minds.

1090
01:10:37,500 --> 01:10:40,636
I wonder if you'll feel

1091
01:10:40,670 --> 01:10:43,639
- so sympathetic then.
- Is that what happened to you?

1092
01:10:45,474 --> 01:10:47,777
I don't want your pity.
I want my life!

1093
01:10:50,178 --> 01:10:52,715
I can take it
from you living...

1094
01:10:52,748 --> 01:10:55,283
or I can take it
from you dead.

1095
01:10:55,317 --> 01:10:58,387
You've seen my dreams.

1096
01:10:58,421 --> 01:11:00,389
Have I ever gone down
without a fight?

1097
01:11:07,563 --> 01:11:09,799
Stuck in an endless loop
of someone else's damage.

1098
01:11:09,832 --> 01:11:12,401
- Classic me.
- You're gonna love New York.

1099
01:11:12,435 --> 01:11:15,871
There's... theatre and concerts

1100
01:11:15,905 --> 01:11:17,873
and... life.

1101
01:11:17,907 --> 01:11:20,876
- Oh, God. Carm!
- Your life's gonna be

1102
01:11:20,910 --> 01:11:22,878
so much bigger
than you ever imagined!

1103
01:11:22,912 --> 01:11:25,280
What are you doing?

1104
01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:39,929
I met a woman
in the village today.

1105
01:11:39,962 --> 01:11:43,399
She said strange things
about you.

1106
01:11:48,303 --> 01:11:49,304
What's wrong?

1107
01:11:51,407 --> 01:11:53,542
Why won't you look
at me, Carmilla?

1108
01:11:55,478 --> 01:11:58,313
LOOK AT ME!

1109
01:12:02,752 --> 01:12:04,754
She was right.

1110
01:12:06,722 --> 01:12:09,859
You're a monster.

1111
01:12:09,892 --> 01:12:12,260
I can explain.

1112
01:12:12,293 --> 01:12:14,195
Oh, I've heard
enough of your lies.

1113
01:12:14,229 --> 01:12:16,632
Or your promises.

1114
01:12:16,666 --> 01:12:18,634
All your...

1115
01:12:18,668 --> 01:12:20,670
- talk of a new life!
- No! Not lies.

1116
01:12:20,703 --> 01:12:23,939
In the colonies,
things'll be different!

1117
01:12:23,973 --> 01:12:25,775
No one will know us. You'll see!

1118
01:12:25,808 --> 01:12:27,677
As if I would go anywhere

1119
01:12:27,710 --> 01:12:29,578
with you now.

1120
01:12:29,612 --> 01:12:32,280
No.

1121
01:12:32,313 --> 01:12:34,884
My new friend

1122
01:12:34,917 --> 01:12:38,354
is waiting in a carriage below.

1123
01:12:40,823 --> 01:12:43,258
She's going
to take me traveling.

1124
01:12:43,291 --> 01:12:44,994
She'll show me
the wonders of the world.

1125
01:12:45,027 --> 01:12:46,896
No, you can't go with her.

1126
01:12:48,296 --> 01:12:49,732
Elle, I... I know I lied,

1127
01:12:49,765 --> 01:12:51,934
but... the horror
she has planned for you

1128
01:12:51,967 --> 01:12:53,769
- is much worse than...
- Worse?

1129
01:12:53,803 --> 01:12:56,572
Worse than saying
that she loved me...

1130
01:12:58,674 --> 01:13:00,476
...while she drank my blood?

1131
01:13:01,877 --> 01:13:04,380
WHILE SHE DRANK MY BLOOD?!

1132
01:13:05,481 --> 01:13:06,982
Please...

1133
01:13:11,620 --> 01:13:13,622
Don't worry.

1134
01:13:13,656 --> 01:13:15,858
I've told her
where you are.

1135
01:13:17,026 --> 01:13:20,396
She'll send someone
to deal with you.

1136
01:13:32,808 --> 01:13:34,376
What, is this on repeat?

1137
01:13:35,511 --> 01:13:38,681
How many times
have you watched this?

1138
01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:44,420
It's done. We leave tonight.

1139
01:13:44,453 --> 01:13:46,655
In three days, we'll be on an
ocean liner headed for New York.

1140
01:13:51,527 --> 01:13:53,529
You're gonna love New York.

1141
01:13:53,562 --> 01:13:55,798
There's theatre and concerts

1142
01:13:55,831 --> 01:13:58,834
and... life.

1143
01:13:58,868 --> 01:14:02,071
Oh, your life's gonna be so much
bigger than you ever imagined!

1144
01:14:02,104 --> 01:14:04,406
Hey.

1145
01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:06,442
Hey. It's OK.

1146
01:14:06,475 --> 01:14:09,078
Hey. You are not there anymore.

1147
01:14:09,111 --> 01:14:11,814
You are here with me. Right now.

1148
01:14:13,816 --> 01:14:15,618
And I have the brooch.

1149
01:14:15,651 --> 01:14:17,953
Maybe you can just... absorb it.

1150
01:14:23,759 --> 01:14:25,795
Nothing.

1151
01:14:25,828 --> 01:14:27,763
Of course not.

1152
01:14:27,797 --> 01:14:30,099
Of course we still
need some stupid spell!

1153
01:14:30,132 --> 01:14:32,468
Maybe I should
give her my life.

1154
01:14:34,637 --> 01:14:36,639
What?

1155
01:14:40,576 --> 01:14:43,579
- Carm, you can't. She's unhinged!
- Not to her...

1156
01:14:44,914 --> 01:14:45,915
To them.

1157
01:14:48,083 --> 01:14:50,352
Laura, everything
you saw in there...

1158
01:14:50,386 --> 01:14:53,022
it's everything I've
been avoiding for years.

1159
01:14:55,457 --> 01:14:57,793
Pretending like... being human

1160
01:14:57,827 --> 01:14:59,795
meant I didn't do

1161
01:14:59,829 --> 01:15:02,064
all of those awful things.

1162
01:15:05,835 --> 01:15:08,370
How is it fair
that I get this life

1163
01:15:08,404 --> 01:15:10,472
while they're just
trapped here?

1164
01:15:12,842 --> 01:15:14,910
After everything
I have done?

1165
01:15:18,180 --> 01:15:20,149
OK.

1166
01:15:20,182 --> 01:15:22,384
OK.

1167
01:15:22,418 --> 01:15:24,620
A...

1168
01:15:24,653 --> 01:15:26,388
let's acknowledge
that Ellen, your mother,

1169
01:15:26,422 --> 01:15:29,124
shares some of this
blame, and B...

1170
01:15:29,158 --> 01:15:31,126
we will figure out
another way,

1171
01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:33,462
a way that doesn't involve
you giving up your life.

1172
01:15:33,495 --> 01:15:35,965
You mean, find a way
to avoid responsibility?

1173
01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:39,602
Hm-mm.

1174
01:15:39,635 --> 01:15:41,070
You heard Elle...

1175
01:15:42,805 --> 01:15:44,874
...there's no other way.

1176
01:15:44,907 --> 01:15:46,876
It's my life
for their freedom.

1177
01:15:46,909 --> 01:15:48,777
What about
our life together?

1178
01:15:50,512 --> 01:15:52,114
Our future?

1179
01:15:54,683 --> 01:15:57,052
You're just gonna
give up on that?

1180
01:15:57,086 --> 01:15:59,822
- Laura, I'm not giving up...
- 'Cause we're supposed to have

1181
01:15:59,855 --> 01:16:02,625
arguments over who does dishes,
and cupcakes to celebrate

1182
01:16:02,658 --> 01:16:05,728
big days at work
and grandkids.

1183
01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:09,999
What is that gonna look like
if you can live

1184
01:16:10,032 --> 01:16:12,001
like you're 25 forever?

1185
01:16:13,669 --> 01:16:17,573
You think I don't want
those things, too?

1186
01:16:17,606 --> 01:16:20,042
Please don't give up
on our life.

1187
01:16:20,075 --> 01:16:23,112
I'm not giving up.

1188
01:16:25,114 --> 01:16:28,784
But I can't keep running away.

1189
01:16:28,817 --> 01:16:31,553
Not after what I've done.

1190
01:16:34,757 --> 01:16:36,725
OK.

1191
01:16:46,802 --> 01:16:48,637
Thank you.

1192
01:16:54,677 --> 01:16:57,780
Let's go save some ghosts.

1193
01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:13,696
Seriously?

1194
01:17:13,729 --> 01:17:15,764
People can't just dream
about getting audited?

1195
01:17:20,703 --> 01:17:21,670
Laf!

1196
01:17:26,241 --> 01:17:28,210
- How did you...?
- Escape my personal hell.

1197
01:17:28,243 --> 01:17:30,212
I've been through
like three apocalypses,

1198
01:17:30,245 --> 01:17:32,681
- I can tell the difference.
- You found any of the others?

1199
01:17:35,751 --> 01:17:37,519
Funny you should mention that.

1200
01:17:39,121 --> 01:17:41,724
I've been trying to wake her,
but she keeps mistaking me

1201
01:17:41,757 --> 01:17:44,126
for... me.

1202
01:17:44,159 --> 01:17:46,962
Form 83-B done.

1203
01:17:48,764 --> 01:17:52,034
- Filing a 100 of these daily.
- You don't mind taking care

1204
01:17:52,067 --> 01:17:54,203
of the deeds, right? It'll just
be like 5 or 6 million pages.

1205
01:17:54,236 --> 01:17:57,272
You can do this alone; you don't
need me. See you in 6 years.

1206
01:18:00,242 --> 01:18:02,578
Laura.

1207
01:18:02,611 --> 01:18:04,680
What... are you
doing in my...

1208
01:18:04,713 --> 01:18:06,682
strangely bureaucratic
nightmare?

1209
01:18:06,715 --> 01:18:08,717
Elle zapped us
into nightmare land.

1210
01:18:08,751 --> 01:18:10,719
We have to do the spell
before sunrise,

1211
01:18:10,753 --> 01:18:12,921
- which is coming up fast.
- Well, I...

1212
01:18:12,955 --> 01:18:15,190
I had to weigh the pages
before Elle zapped me,

1213
01:18:15,224 --> 01:18:17,593
but without the code key
to decipher the spell...

1214
01:18:17,626 --> 01:18:19,061
I've got the code key.

1215
01:18:20,929 --> 01:18:24,066
Oh! Yes, the symbol!
Do you have the full thing?

1216
01:18:24,099 --> 01:18:27,269
Uh, yeah, I literally
have a photographic memory.

1217
01:18:27,302 --> 01:18:30,906
Oh, I could
just kiss you

1218
01:18:30,939 --> 01:18:32,941
in your robot eye.

1219
01:18:40,350 --> 01:18:42,684
You're safe.

1220
01:18:46,889 --> 01:18:49,191
Why are people always
hunting me for sport?

1221
01:18:51,226 --> 01:18:53,228
And Mrs. Sheridan,

1222
01:18:53,262 --> 01:18:55,297
she laughed at the very idea...

1223
01:19:15,951 --> 01:19:18,087
OK, circle up.
We don't need

1224
01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:21,256
to hold hands or anything,
the spell is much more powerful,

1225
01:19:21,290 --> 01:19:24,360
but you might be
more cozy that way.

1226
01:19:24,394 --> 01:19:26,662
So what happens to us
after the ghosts move on?

1227
01:19:26,695 --> 01:19:29,264
Oh, hmm...

1228
01:19:29,298 --> 01:19:31,800
Well, we'll either find
ourselves back at the <i>schloss.</i>

1229
01:19:31,834 --> 01:19:34,703
- or cease to exist entirely.
- Better than our usual lots.

1230
01:19:34,736 --> 01:19:37,806
I'm sorry. Not to criticise
any plan that would clearly

1231
01:19:37,840 --> 01:19:40,343
- be so much to our benefit, but...
- Doesn't that mean

1232
01:19:40,376 --> 01:19:42,311
you have to give up
your human life?

1233
01:19:44,313 --> 01:19:47,350
Yeah.
Well, I'm responsible

1234
01:19:47,383 --> 01:19:49,785
for what happened to you,

1235
01:19:49,818 --> 01:19:52,721
so... this is how
I can help.

1236
01:19:59,027 --> 01:20:00,929
- Whoa! What happened to the...?
- It's a cake now.

1237
01:20:00,963 --> 01:20:03,866
- Don't ask.
- OK.

1238
01:20:03,899 --> 01:20:06,201
Alright, uh, let's get
this ritual started

1239
01:20:06,235 --> 01:20:07,703
before I change my mind.

1240
01:20:23,719 --> 01:20:26,422
Carm!

1241
01:20:28,090 --> 01:20:30,792
You think I'm gonna
let you do this?

1242
01:20:30,826 --> 01:20:32,761
- Steal everything from me again?!
- But Carm really isn't

1243
01:20:32,794 --> 01:20:34,830
the one you blame for that.

1244
01:20:34,863 --> 01:20:37,166
Is she?
I've seen that moment

1245
01:20:37,199 --> 01:20:39,168
between you two
over and over again.

1246
01:20:39,201 --> 01:20:41,203
You had everything that you ever
wanted and you gave it up

1247
01:20:41,236 --> 01:20:43,272
- because you were afraid.
- They lied to me.

1248
01:20:43,305 --> 01:20:45,207
Carmilla, her mother,

1249
01:20:45,240 --> 01:20:47,242
they betrayed
and murdered me!

1250
01:20:47,276 --> 01:20:48,911
You're right: it isn't fair
what happened to you,

1251
01:20:48,944 --> 01:20:50,913
but that's not an excuse.

1252
01:20:50,946 --> 01:20:53,849
Everything that you're
doing right now -

1253
01:20:53,882 --> 01:20:55,751
hurting everyone else, hurting
yourself - it's just because

1254
01:20:55,784 --> 01:20:57,819
you're afraid of what comes
next, but you don't have to be.

1255
01:20:57,853 --> 01:20:59,254
We can help you.

1256
01:20:59,288 --> 01:21:01,256
We can help you find the peace
that you've always been

1257
01:21:01,290 --> 01:21:03,025
- looking for.
- No!

1258
01:21:03,058 --> 01:21:05,961
No, I don't want
your platitudes! I want my...

1259
01:21:08,498 --> 01:21:12,000
Your life.
You want your life.

1260
01:21:12,034 --> 01:21:14,370
- Yeah, we know.
- Ugh!

1261
01:21:14,404 --> 01:21:18,106
But it's not all about you.
And you're a part

1262
01:21:18,140 --> 01:21:20,476
of this. Stay put.

1263
01:21:20,510 --> 01:21:22,811
- Nice shot!
- I've been waiting to do that

1264
01:21:22,844 --> 01:21:24,414
since we got here.

1265
01:21:26,915 --> 01:21:28,884
So, you're kind of rocking
the field work these days, huh?

1266
01:21:28,917 --> 01:21:31,987
Think if we got some more
admin help, you'd be able

1267
01:21:32,020 --> 01:21:35,023
- to come out more.
- I think I could

1268
01:21:35,057 --> 01:21:37,059
find some time to play.

1269
01:21:39,362 --> 01:21:41,730
We're almost free
of all of this.

1270
01:21:43,533 --> 01:21:46,134
You shouldn't have been
drawn into it to begin with.

1271
01:21:46,168 --> 01:21:49,238
It was 1872.

1272
01:21:49,271 --> 01:21:51,106
If we hadn't been
killed by vampires,

1273
01:21:51,139 --> 01:21:53,008
it would have been...

1274
01:21:53,041 --> 01:21:55,010
I don't know, tuberculosis?

1275
01:21:55,043 --> 01:21:57,279
Oddly specific.

1276
01:21:59,349 --> 01:22:01,316
Each day was made better

1277
01:22:01,351 --> 01:22:04,520
because you tried
to make it such.

1278
01:22:04,554 --> 01:22:06,788
I don't regret a thing.

1279
01:22:12,227 --> 01:22:14,162
Thank you...

1280
01:22:14,196 --> 01:22:16,231
for the dance.

1281
01:22:16,265 --> 01:22:18,468
I wish there could
be another, but...

1282
01:22:18,501 --> 01:22:20,470
I get it.

1283
01:22:20,503 --> 01:22:22,938
You gotta leave
with the one that brung you.

1284
01:22:25,173 --> 01:22:27,209
Would you like to...?

1285
01:22:28,578 --> 01:22:30,279
Obviously.

1286
01:22:43,225 --> 01:22:46,429
Ugh, can we please
just move on already?

1287
01:23:07,316 --> 01:23:10,218
Ah, it's working!

1288
01:23:39,649 --> 01:23:41,917
What the hell now?

1289
01:23:44,554 --> 01:23:46,522
Guess with all
the ghosts gone,

1290
01:23:46,556 --> 01:23:49,659
there's no reason for this place
to exist anymore.

1291
01:23:49,692 --> 01:23:52,395
So...

1292
01:23:52,428 --> 01:23:54,196
it worked.

1293
01:23:54,229 --> 01:23:55,964
Hurray.

1294
01:24:00,202 --> 01:24:02,270
Sorry about before.

1295
01:24:04,039 --> 01:24:06,642
I think I've been so focused
on chasing after your life

1296
01:24:06,676 --> 01:24:08,944
'cause it seemed
a lot easier than...

1297
01:24:08,977 --> 01:24:11,079
trying to fix my own.

1298
01:24:11,113 --> 01:24:13,148
Hey...

1299
01:24:15,150 --> 01:24:17,387
...you're Laura Hollis.

1300
01:24:19,054 --> 01:24:21,557
...and I have
watched you fight

1301
01:24:21,591 --> 01:24:25,060
vampires and... gods,

1302
01:24:25,093 --> 01:24:28,163
and even that lady
who tried to butt us in line

1303
01:24:28,196 --> 01:24:30,232
at the craft fair.

1304
01:24:32,234 --> 01:24:34,970
So you're gonna
figure it out.

1305
01:24:35,003 --> 01:24:37,105
Whatever happens next...

1306
01:24:39,375 --> 01:24:41,411
...we're gonna
do it together.

1307
01:24:49,317 --> 01:24:51,286
This goes Romeo
and Juliet on us,

1308
01:24:51,319 --> 01:24:53,321
I'm totally gonna
haunt your ass.

1309
01:24:55,190 --> 01:24:57,225
Of course you are.

1310
01:25:21,584 --> 01:25:23,719
Well, that was a kick.

1311
01:25:27,757 --> 01:25:29,725
<i>Where are you, guys?</i>

1312
01:25:29,759 --> 01:25:31,993
<i>Is everyone OK? Over.</i>

1313
01:25:34,162 --> 01:25:38,367
Affirmative.
Laura and Carm A-OK.

1314
01:25:38,401 --> 01:25:40,570
- Over.
- <i>Front door is unlocked.</i>

1315
01:25:40,603 --> 01:25:43,205
<i>Oh! Meet you outside.</i>

1316
01:25:43,238 --> 01:25:45,374
- <i>You're supposed to say over.</i>
- <i>Over.</i>

1317
01:25:47,677 --> 01:25:49,679
Let's get the hell out
of Styria.

1318
01:26:10,800 --> 01:26:12,768
I call dibs on window!

1319
01:26:43,833 --> 01:26:45,735
Hmm...

1320
01:26:45,768 --> 01:26:47,770
and how does it feel,
Ms. Hollis,

1321
01:26:47,803 --> 01:26:51,239
to officially be
a freelance journalist at large?

1322
01:26:51,273 --> 01:26:53,776
I've made a huge mistake!
What have I done?

1323
01:26:53,809 --> 01:26:56,679
I quit my job.
I gave up my cubicle!

1324
01:26:56,712 --> 01:26:59,281
I don't have a plan! What am I
supposed to do without a plan?

1325
01:27:01,316 --> 01:27:03,352
Only about half of that
was actual panic,

1326
01:27:03,386 --> 01:27:05,755
- so pretty good, right?
- Yeah.

1327
01:27:07,222 --> 01:27:08,691
I'm just gonna go
get some blood, babe.

1328
01:27:12,395 --> 01:27:15,364
- So this is a blueprint?
- Yep, the blueprints

1329
01:27:15,398 --> 01:27:18,199
they sent over.
And, oh, check this out.

1330
01:27:18,233 --> 01:27:20,369
They have an industrial-size
cleaning closet.

1331
01:27:20,403 --> 01:27:22,638
And then I was thinking we could
put your reactor over here,

1332
01:27:22,672 --> 01:27:24,640
- in this corner.
- That is a beautiful thing.

1333
01:27:24,674 --> 01:27:26,642
Selling out
going smoothly?

1334
01:27:26,676 --> 01:27:28,744
Uh, we're retaining
executive control

1335
01:27:28,778 --> 01:27:31,179
over Laferry at Intrigue.
And they're giving us

1336
01:27:31,212 --> 01:27:34,249
a thorium reactor.
A thorium reactor!

1337
01:27:34,282 --> 01:27:36,752
- It was really scary.
- It sounds a little cushy.

1338
01:27:36,786 --> 01:27:38,788
But it was a totally
legit adventure.

1339
01:27:38,821 --> 01:27:40,790
You know, there were ghosts
and a haunted mansion,

1340
01:27:40,823 --> 01:27:42,792
and then, you know,
this weird netherworld.

1341
01:27:42,825 --> 01:27:44,894
And comfy beds
and midnight snacks,

1342
01:27:44,927 --> 01:27:48,331
- and a masquerade ball.
- Look, I even have a mark

1343
01:27:48,364 --> 01:27:50,333
where I got ghost zapped. Look.

1344
01:27:50,366 --> 01:27:52,335
- No, seriously, look.
- No, I see it.

1345
01:27:52,368 --> 01:27:54,337
- That's good.
- Look! It's there, look!

1346
01:27:54,370 --> 01:27:56,772
- You can put it away now.
- OK, don't give me

1347
01:27:56,806 --> 01:27:59,542
pity eyes, Hollis.
Like, you never had a crush

1348
01:27:59,575 --> 01:28:02,511
- on a dead girl...
- That does sound familiar.

1349
01:28:05,748 --> 01:28:07,416
Thanks.

1350
01:28:13,656 --> 01:28:16,157
So...

1351
01:28:16,191 --> 01:28:18,159
- Carmilla Karnstein...
- Hmmm...

1352
01:28:18,193 --> 01:28:20,496
...a vampire again.

1353
01:28:20,529 --> 01:28:22,665
What's next?

1354
01:28:22,698 --> 01:28:26,569
I'm thinking...
maybe my PhD in Philosophy.

1355
01:28:28,437 --> 01:28:30,873
Hey, attend university
for 70-odd years

1356
01:28:30,906 --> 01:28:33,409
and you rack up
a few credits.

1357
01:28:33,442 --> 01:28:35,945
So proud of you.

1358
01:28:35,978 --> 01:28:37,713
You're not worried
about how we'll spend

1359
01:28:37,747 --> 01:28:39,180
the rest of our lives together?

1360
01:28:41,216 --> 01:28:43,719
I figure any two people
in a relationship,

1361
01:28:43,753 --> 01:28:46,287
their lives move
at different paces.

1362
01:28:46,321 --> 01:28:49,625
That isn't the part
that matters.

1363
01:28:50,626 --> 01:28:51,761
This...

1364
01:28:52,762 --> 01:28:54,730
...here...

1365
01:28:54,764 --> 01:28:56,632
right now...

1366
01:28:56,666 --> 01:28:59,602
This is what matters.

1367
01:28:59,635 --> 01:29:01,671
And I love you.

1368
01:29:04,272 --> 01:29:06,241
I love you too.

1369
01:29:25,326 --> 01:29:27,663
I'm Laura Hollis

1370
01:29:27,697 --> 01:29:30,533
and this is a web exclusive
for Cream Puffington Post.

1371
01:29:30,566 --> 01:29:32,968
We're talking today
with veteran dragonslayer

1372
01:29:33,002 --> 01:29:37,606
Elizabeth Spielsdorf about
the great apocalypse of 2015.

1373
01:29:37,640 --> 01:29:39,875
Hi, I'm Laura Hollis
on assignment in Graz

1374
01:29:39,909 --> 01:29:42,011
where we're just in time
for the ribbon cutting ceremony

1375
01:29:42,044 --> 01:29:44,780
on the J.P. Armitage
Memorial Library.

1376
01:29:44,814 --> 01:29:46,782
I'm Laura Hollis
reporting to you live

1377
01:29:46,816 --> 01:29:49,317
from the Geneva Summit
on the rights of Werepeople.

1378
01:29:49,351 --> 01:29:52,421
I'm Laura Hollis reporting
to you live from Iceland

1379
01:29:52,455 --> 01:29:54,890
where scientists have recently
made a breakthrough discovery

1380
01:29:54,924 --> 01:29:56,892
of the first drinkable
fountain of youth.

1381
01:29:56,926 --> 01:29:59,895
A scandal brewing tonight
on the step of the capital.

1382
01:29:59,929 --> 01:30:02,297
as the President
who, last month, was revealed

1383
01:30:02,331 --> 01:30:05,668
to be an as-yet unidentified
species of lizard creature

1384
01:30:05,701 --> 01:30:08,571
with very small hands
refuses to produce

1385
01:30:08,604 --> 01:30:10,573
his long-form
hatching certificate.

1386
01:30:10,606 --> 01:30:13,943
This is senior correspondent
Laura Hollis

1387
01:30:13,976 --> 01:30:16,311
for MSSSN-BCD.

1388
01:33:39,682 --> 01:33:41,850
Hey, Maddie.

1389
01:33:41,884 --> 01:33:44,486
Hey, sis.

1390
01:33:44,520 --> 01:33:46,522
- What are you...?
- Back from the underworld

1391
01:33:46,555 --> 01:33:50,659
and lounging in your charmingly
Bohemian pied-a-terre.

1392
01:33:50,693 --> 01:33:53,262
For starters.

1393
01:33:53,295 --> 01:33:56,231
You and I and the little
ingénue that could

1394
01:33:56,265 --> 01:33:58,934
are going on a road trip.

1395
01:33:58,968 --> 01:34:02,972
Turns out the angler fish
was female.

1396
01:34:03,005 --> 01:34:05,808
Before it died, it laid eggs.

1397
01:34:05,841 --> 01:34:09,979
Just an alarming
number of eggs.

1398
01:34:21,090 --> 01:34:22,758
Alright, let's get going.

1399
01:34:22,852 --> 01:34:26,563
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