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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,008 --> 00:00:23,113 Go. Go! 2 00:00:23,184 --> 00:00:25,802 Oh. Um. Hi. 3 00:00:25,871 --> 00:00:30,759 Uh. My name is Mary O'Reilly O'Toole O'Shea. And. Uh... 4 00:00:30,830 --> 00:00:33,612 Don't be nervous. 5 00:00:33,679 --> 00:00:38,435 Somewhere out there is the island my friend Muffy owns. 6 00:00:38,510 --> 00:00:40,452 It's spring break... 7 00:00:40,525 --> 00:00:42,435 and she's invited us over there for the weekend. 8 00:00:42,509 --> 00:00:44,364 - And... - Uh-huh. 9 00:00:44,429 --> 00:00:47,844 We're waiting for the ferry now to take us there. And... 10 00:00:49,389 --> 00:00:51,974 I don't know what else to say. 11 00:00:52,044 --> 00:00:57,194 Well. Why don't you tell us something about yourself? 12 00:00:57,260 --> 00:01:00,009 Oh. All right. Something about myself. 13 00:01:00,075 --> 00:01:02,693 Yeah. 14 00:01:02,763 --> 00:01:05,000 I want to work with handicapped children. 15 00:01:05,068 --> 00:01:08,929 And my parents are my best friends. 16 00:01:09,003 --> 00:01:13,280 Oh. And I start convent school next semester... 17 00:01:14,538 --> 00:01:18,499 and I fuck on the first date. 18 00:01:18,570 --> 00:01:20,424 April Fool's. 19 00:01:20,490 --> 00:01:22,856 Well. Nikki. baby. You're outrageous! 20 00:01:22,921 --> 00:01:25,343 Ha. Now get out of here. you knucklehead. 21 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:29,159 All right. Uh. Kit. Kit. How about you? 22 00:01:29,225 --> 00:01:33,763 - Uh. Pass. - Uh. Arch. Skip. Where are you? 23 00:01:33,832 --> 00:01:37,542 - Yeah. Yeah. Uh. Yeah. - Come on. Help me out. 24 00:01:37,608 --> 00:01:42,277 Yeah. Sure. Uh-huh. I fuck on the first date. 25 00:01:42,344 --> 00:01:44,678 Didn't we? We did. On the first date. 26 00:01:44,743 --> 00:01:47,558 - Didn't we. Honey? He's an animal. - Get off of me. 27 00:01:51,367 --> 00:01:53,538 Oh. Shit! 28 00:01:54,567 --> 00:01:55,995 Need any help down there? 29 00:01:56,070 --> 00:02:00,063 No. Clara. Thanks. I'm just trying some last minute straightening up. 30 00:02:00,134 --> 00:02:02,916 God. I don't think I've worked so hard in my life. 31 00:02:03,941 --> 00:02:06,788 - Ow. - Sure you don't want me to stay? 32 00:02:06,854 --> 00:02:10,628 There'll be nobody to help till the first ferry back Monday. You know. 33 00:02:10,693 --> 00:02:14,075 No. Clara. You're a peach. This one's mine. 34 00:02:14,148 --> 00:02:17,377 I told my father I'd do it. and I will. My way. 35 00:02:17,444 --> 00:02:20,259 We don't want him to have any excuses. 36 00:02:20,324 --> 00:02:23,138 All right then. Have a nice party. 37 00:02:24,580 --> 00:02:26,434 Nice? 38 00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:29,401 It's gonna be better than nice. 39 00:02:29,475 --> 00:02:31,450 It's gonna be bloody unforgettable. 40 00:02:32,322 --> 00:02:33,696 Good luck. 41 00:05:16,851 --> 00:05:18,738 Here comes the ferry. 42 00:05:22,482 --> 00:05:24,489 - Come on. - I call shotgun. 43 00:05:32,401 --> 00:05:35,335 - Is this the St. John house ferry? - Yeah. Any second now. 44 00:05:35,409 --> 00:05:39,053 Oh. Thank goodness. I didn't know if I was on the right road or not. 45 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:42,316 Here. Let me help you. Kit Graham. 46 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:44,936 - Nan Youngblood. - Hi. And that's Nikki Brashears. 47 00:05:45,008 --> 00:05:48,074 Are you planning on staying a while? 48 00:05:48,143 --> 00:05:50,532 Um. No. It's just some... 49 00:05:50,607 --> 00:05:53,455 Some work for finals when we get back. 50 00:05:53,519 --> 00:05:56,421 - I'm so far behind. - Hi. How's it going? 51 00:05:56,494 --> 00:05:58,796 - I got it. Hi. Arch Cummings. - Hi. Nan. 52 00:05:58,862 --> 00:06:00,869 - I've seen you around. Jewett Hall? - Yeah. 53 00:06:00,942 --> 00:06:03,789 Chaz Vyshinsky. You've got great legs. 54 00:06:03,853 --> 00:06:07,366 Chaz. Now that she already has her bags... 55 00:06:09,485 --> 00:06:12,998 I only met Muffy this term in Drama Society. 56 00:06:13,069 --> 00:06:15,458 I volunteered to do their costumes. 57 00:06:15,532 --> 00:06:17,605 I like to sew. 58 00:06:17,677 --> 00:06:19,651 - Did you see her in Ghosts? - No. 59 00:06:19,724 --> 00:06:23,553 Oh. She was wonderful. She's so talented. 60 00:06:23,628 --> 00:06:25,482 Yeah. She is. 61 00:06:45,737 --> 00:06:48,071 Guy. Your fly is open... 62 00:06:48,137 --> 00:06:50,145 and your Hostess Twinkie is hanging out. 63 00:06:50,217 --> 00:06:52,072 Huh? 64 00:06:55,273 --> 00:06:57,728 Come on if you're coming. 65 00:06:57,801 --> 00:06:59,775 Um. Excuse me. Sir. But we're still waiting for someone... 66 00:06:59,848 --> 00:07:03,393 This is Friday... my last run of the week. I don't get overtime. 67 00:07:03,464 --> 00:07:06,147 But you have to wait because this is the only way over... 68 00:07:06,216 --> 00:07:08,452 and if he misses this one. then how is he sup... 69 00:07:21,862 --> 00:07:24,131 Wait up! 70 00:07:24,198 --> 00:07:26,467 Go. Go. Go. Go! 71 00:07:26,534 --> 00:07:29,119 Sorry. Guys. Nik. Chaz. Hi. 72 00:07:29,189 --> 00:07:31,044 - Rob Ferris. Hi. - Hi. 73 00:07:31,109 --> 00:07:34,142 Whoa! Hi. Harvey Hal Edison. Jr. 74 00:07:34,213 --> 00:07:38,435 But call me Hal. Only my folks call me Harve. And I can't stand it. 75 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:40,355 Uh. Sure is a pretty spot here. isn't it? 76 00:07:41,828 --> 00:07:44,283 You're friends with Muffy St. John? 77 00:07:44,356 --> 00:07:47,225 Sure am. We sit together in Econ 345. 78 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:49,983 I let her copy my marginal utility curves. 79 00:07:50,051 --> 00:07:52,320 Oh. I get it. That's a joke! 80 00:07:52,387 --> 00:07:56,063 - Harve... - Hal! Springsteen! Still the Boss! 81 00:07:58,850 --> 00:08:00,922 Okay. Let's go. We don't have all day. 82 00:08:01,763 --> 00:08:03,650 You all. Uh. Buddies? 83 00:08:03,714 --> 00:08:06,364 Except for Skip and Nan. They only just met. 84 00:08:06,434 --> 00:08:07,994 But we will be. 85 00:08:08,066 --> 00:08:10,521 Careful what you say to him. though. He's Muffy's cousin. 86 00:08:10,593 --> 00:08:13,495 - Oh. No kidding! - Distant. 87 00:08:13,569 --> 00:08:18,140 Over the horizon. Otherwise. I wouldn't have been invited. 88 00:08:18,208 --> 00:08:20,313 Old money never mixes family with friends. 89 00:08:20,384 --> 00:08:23,231 This is true. for as long as I've known her. 90 00:08:23,296 --> 00:08:25,630 Or to protect her family. I guess. 91 00:08:25,696 --> 00:08:27,997 No. To keep her friends. 92 00:08:28,064 --> 00:08:30,300 Choose your weapons. Big guy. 93 00:08:30,367 --> 00:08:32,822 - Hey. Hey. What's this? - You up for a game of stretch? 94 00:08:32,895 --> 00:08:35,928 - Okay. - Skip. Your fly is open. 95 00:08:35,999 --> 00:08:37,853 Eat it. 96 00:08:39,295 --> 00:08:41,117 Ah. Rob. 97 00:08:41,182 --> 00:08:43,669 Your fly is open. 98 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:48,314 Okay. Don't believe me. 99 00:08:48,382 --> 00:08:50,236 Oh. Nice. 100 00:08:52,797 --> 00:08:55,033 We're off. 101 00:08:59,293 --> 00:09:00,340 Bye. 102 00:09:06,428 --> 00:09:08,435 First round. The champ! 103 00:09:39,602 --> 00:09:43,213 You know what I find amazing? Muffy's her real name. 104 00:09:43,281 --> 00:09:45,136 I mean. My name's Harvey. but they call me Hal. 105 00:09:45,201 --> 00:09:48,048 So I figured Muffy must stand for something... Muffin? 106 00:09:48,113 --> 00:09:52,422 Muff-child. Moffo. the Muffster. Muff'n' stuff. 107 00:09:52,496 --> 00:09:55,310 Muff dive. 108 00:10:03,439 --> 00:10:04,846 Hi. What are you reading? 109 00:10:04,911 --> 00:10:07,300 Uh. Milton's Paradise Lost. 110 00:10:07,375 --> 00:10:09,830 For Professor Russo's course in English epic. 111 00:10:09,903 --> 00:10:12,936 - Hmm. - You know. It's a shame. 112 00:10:13,006 --> 00:10:15,755 - It's a dying form. - Dying. 113 00:10:15,822 --> 00:10:19,717 Not too many people read it nowadays. Even in college. 114 00:10:19,789 --> 00:10:23,466 Really? 115 00:10:23,533 --> 00:10:25,126 What about you? 116 00:10:25,197 --> 00:10:28,710 Oh. Treasure island. The history of pornography in America. 117 00:10:30,317 --> 00:10:32,455 Kit. I'm a state university boy. 118 00:10:32,524 --> 00:10:34,913 I don't have the perks like some of you private college kids do. 119 00:10:34,988 --> 00:10:36,362 Don't give me that. 120 00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:38,567 First. I'm hoping to interview with her daddy's company... 121 00:10:38,636 --> 00:10:41,483 southern regional sales. next year before graduation. 122 00:10:41,548 --> 00:10:44,711 You know. He's worth more than 50 million over the counter. 123 00:10:44,780 --> 00:10:47,430 But I don't think that's why she invited me. Do you? 124 00:10:50,090 --> 00:10:52,424 I mean. My God. we're not going to be sheltered... 125 00:10:52,490 --> 00:10:54,345 little college kids our whole life. 126 00:10:54,410 --> 00:10:56,581 Wake up. Smell the bacon. Nan. 127 00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:05,631 It's research that I can do all on my own. 128 00:11:05,705 --> 00:11:07,199 And this is the best part. 129 00:11:07,273 --> 00:11:09,476 I never get tired of it. 130 00:11:11,464 --> 00:11:13,319 You wanna take a look? 131 00:11:25,319 --> 00:11:27,807 Bruce's car was in the shop. 132 00:11:27,878 --> 00:11:30,813 - I mean. It was really... - But that's not my point. 133 00:11:30,887 --> 00:11:32,829 Fuck! 134 00:11:32,902 --> 00:11:34,626 Oh. My God! 135 00:11:40,582 --> 00:11:42,436 We're gonna spend a weekend there? 136 00:11:48,773 --> 00:11:49,918 What are you. A fucking wimp? 137 00:11:49,989 --> 00:11:52,672 Hey. I'm really not that interested anymore. 138 00:11:52,740 --> 00:11:55,457 Come on. Man. Just one more! Double or nothing! 139 00:11:55,524 --> 00:11:57,728 Here. Enough's enough. 140 00:11:57,796 --> 00:12:00,316 - Oh. What? What are you. Scared? - Hey. I said give it a rest! 141 00:12:01,891 --> 00:12:03,866 Oh. Fuck! 142 00:12:07,555 --> 00:12:09,442 I'll get him. I'll get him. 143 00:12:14,882 --> 00:12:18,264 - Where is he. Guys? - Where is he? 144 00:12:22,401 --> 00:12:25,696 What you looking for? 145 00:12:25,761 --> 00:12:29,503 We got 'em! Oh. Yeah. Did we nail 'em! 146 00:12:29,568 --> 00:12:32,438 Ha. Ha. Ha. April Fool's. Very funny. 147 00:12:32,512 --> 00:12:35,676 What's wrong with you? Somebody could have gotten hurt out there. 148 00:12:35,744 --> 00:12:39,638 Oh. At least we don't go for "this shoelace is untied" crap. 149 00:12:39,712 --> 00:12:41,948 You know that. 150 00:12:43,007 --> 00:12:45,112 Oh. Great! Shit! 151 00:12:47,327 --> 00:12:49,367 Okay. Buck. Come on out of there. 152 00:12:49,439 --> 00:12:51,293 Come on. I'm gonna need some help up here. 153 00:12:51,359 --> 00:12:53,366 No. No. I'll just do it from here. 154 00:12:53,438 --> 00:12:54,747 Throw me the line. 155 00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:58,076 - This one? - That's the one. That'll work. 156 00:12:58,142 --> 00:13:00,597 Thank you. 157 00:13:00,670 --> 00:13:02,906 Some hero you turned out to be. 158 00:13:02,973 --> 00:13:05,493 I took off my jacket and shoes. What do you want from me? 159 00:13:05,565 --> 00:13:07,540 There were three guys in the water. 160 00:13:07,613 --> 00:13:10,427 - I'm only kidding. - Nikki. Can we borrow your towel? 161 00:13:10,492 --> 00:13:14,169 Yeah. 162 00:13:16,604 --> 00:13:19,670 You guys got to admit it was a hell of a trick. 163 00:13:19,740 --> 00:13:22,074 - I loved it. - Unforgettable. 164 00:13:43,481 --> 00:13:44,659 Buck. Iook out! 165 00:13:59,352 --> 00:14:01,970 - Oh. Shit! - Call a medic! 166 00:14:06,167 --> 00:14:08,501 Calm him down! 167 00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:14,384 - We gotta get him to a doctor! - Cal! 168 00:14:16,726 --> 00:14:18,613 - Cal! - The boat! 169 00:14:18,678 --> 00:14:21,100 The boat! 170 00:14:21,173 --> 00:14:23,115 Calm him down! 171 00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:31,754 They did it! They did it! 172 00:14:39,284 --> 00:14:42,066 What's going on? Sam. What happened? 173 00:14:43,699 --> 00:14:46,928 Tricks. Pranks. Ask your friends. 174 00:14:46,995 --> 00:14:50,093 - Is your dad around? - No. He's in Sutton Place. Why? 175 00:14:50,163 --> 00:14:54,091 You haven't heard from him or anyone else? 176 00:14:54,162 --> 00:14:56,845 Uh. Iook. I'm gonna have to borrow your boat to get back to shore. 177 00:14:58,034 --> 00:15:00,456 We keep all the keys on a board in the kitchen. 178 00:15:00,530 --> 00:15:02,918 But I think there's an extra one underneath the cushion there. 179 00:15:06,130 --> 00:15:08,399 Look. You people. 180 00:15:08,465 --> 00:15:10,832 Stay put. All of you. 181 00:15:10,897 --> 00:15:13,263 If anything else happens or if anything happens to Buck... 182 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:14,735 I wanna know where to find you. 183 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:24,495 Skip. It's not your fault. 184 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:26,861 It was an accident. You didn't know. 185 00:15:27,952 --> 00:15:30,919 Sure. Did you see his face? 186 00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:38,858 Muffy. Nothing bad ever happens to her. 187 00:15:45,741 --> 00:15:48,042 Well. There's an awful lot to be done with this place. 188 00:15:48,110 --> 00:15:50,476 - You sound as if you own it. - I will. 189 00:15:50,541 --> 00:15:54,250 If all goes well. next month. When I turn 2 1... 190 00:15:54,317 --> 00:15:56,204 it's my first stage of inheritance. 191 00:15:56,268 --> 00:15:58,210 First stage? What's your second? 192 00:15:58,284 --> 00:16:02,058 Taxes. You may be talking to your future boss. Harve. 193 00:16:04,587 --> 00:16:05,602 Nikki... 194 00:16:05,676 --> 00:16:07,650 burn my bags. Baby. 195 00:16:07,723 --> 00:16:09,959 I am home! 196 00:16:10,027 --> 00:16:13,442 Oh. Yeah! I could get really used to this. 197 00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:17,028 We used to spend all our summers here before my mother died. 198 00:16:17,099 --> 00:16:19,171 This is a very special place to me. 199 00:16:19,242 --> 00:16:21,129 It's like a dream. 200 00:16:21,194 --> 00:16:23,365 On a clear day. you can see the Kennedys. 201 00:16:23,433 --> 00:16:26,695 Wow! You guys. Iook at this. 202 00:16:32,361 --> 00:16:35,557 Oh. Muffers! Our very own place settings... 203 00:16:35,624 --> 00:16:38,275 with our very own place cards... 204 00:16:38,344 --> 00:16:41,027 and a his and her little dolly! 205 00:16:41,096 --> 00:16:44,544 - It's just like in Agatha Christie. - And sporks! 206 00:16:44,616 --> 00:16:47,932 - "Sporks"? - And napkins with bunnies on 'em. 207 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,374 Gee. Muff. you really spared no expense. 208 00:16:50,439 --> 00:16:52,294 Well. Now how do you think Daddy made his money? 209 00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:54,780 The old-fashioned way... he inherited it. 210 00:16:54,854 --> 00:16:57,123 I used to have all of her outfits. 211 00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:59,426 Hold it! Now don't anybody move... 212 00:16:59,495 --> 00:17:02,625 but before this night is over. somebody in this room... 213 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:07,678 will pull his wang. 214 00:17:10,181 --> 00:17:14,654 "My first experience was. 'A. ' painful and degrading... 215 00:17:14,725 --> 00:17:17,408 "'B. ' not so hot. but I really cared about him... 216 00:17:17,477 --> 00:17:19,865 "'C. ' I was ready to try again... 217 00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:24,512 or 'D. ' wildly exciting... I had an orgasm." 218 00:17:26,531 --> 00:17:29,880 "A" and part of"B." 219 00:17:29,955 --> 00:17:33,883 "Painful and degrading." "Not so hot. But I really cared about him." 220 00:17:35,011 --> 00:17:38,142 Aw. That's so sweet! 221 00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,149 I'll take "B." 222 00:17:41,218 --> 00:17:43,225 "Not so hot. but I really cared about him." 223 00:17:43,298 --> 00:17:45,502 Was it Rob? 224 00:17:45,570 --> 00:17:47,991 Uh. No. It wasn't Rob. 225 00:17:48,065 --> 00:17:49,974 Uh. What about you. Nikki? 226 00:17:50,049 --> 00:17:52,438 Um. "A" and "D"... 227 00:17:52,513 --> 00:17:55,742 "Painful and degrading." "Wildly exciting... I had an orgasm." 228 00:17:55,809 --> 00:17:57,848 What can I say? Uh... 229 00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:59,927 Anyway. "The one thing I haven't tried yet... 230 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,961 "but am intensely curious about is: 231 00:18:04,032 --> 00:18:06,781 "'A. ' oral sex... 232 00:18:06,847 --> 00:18:10,196 "'B. ' anal entry... 233 00:18:10,271 --> 00:18:12,824 "'C. ' S and M. 'D. ' group sex... 234 00:18:12,895 --> 00:18:18,426 'E. ' lesbian sex or 'F. ' all of the above." 235 00:18:20,542 --> 00:18:22,396 What was "C"? 236 00:18:22,462 --> 00:18:25,942 Hi. My name is Mary O'Toole O'Reilly O'Shea... 237 00:18:26,014 --> 00:18:30,170 and I want to go to convent school and things like that. 238 00:18:30,237 --> 00:18:32,986 Welcome. Welcome to my home... 239 00:18:33,053 --> 00:18:36,020 and lifestyles of the rich and undeserving. 240 00:18:36,093 --> 00:18:39,060 Uh. My name is Arch Cummings. and I'm on a mission here. 241 00:18:39,132 --> 00:18:43,703 I'm on a mission to bed as many women as humanly possible. 242 00:18:43,772 --> 00:18:46,260 Nan's out. To be honest. 243 00:18:46,332 --> 00:18:48,568 Uh. She likes the theater... 244 00:18:48,635 --> 00:18:50,133 and. Well. you know what I'm saying. 245 00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:54,122 She's out of first round draft choices. If you know what I mean. 246 00:20:04,717 --> 00:20:06,986 Poor boy can say. "Fuck you. Dad. 247 00:20:08,748 --> 00:20:10,919 I'm my own person." 248 00:20:11,948 --> 00:20:15,331 What's his father gonna do. kick him out of the house? 249 00:20:15,404 --> 00:20:18,219 Disinherit him? 250 00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:20,139 His life won't have changed much. 251 00:20:22,603 --> 00:20:25,058 He's got nothing to lose. 252 00:20:25,131 --> 00:20:26,986 His father's love. 253 00:20:32,394 --> 00:20:34,882 That was lost a long. Long time ago. 254 00:20:38,314 --> 00:20:41,412 Skip. Blaming yourself won't make Buck any better. 255 00:20:43,594 --> 00:20:45,448 - Hi. - Hi. 256 00:20:49,001 --> 00:20:51,554 - Ta-da! - Boy. Muffy. You sure know... 257 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:54,275 how to make a guy look forward to dessert. 258 00:20:54,344 --> 00:20:56,199 Please. God. let it be Ding-Dongs. 259 00:20:56,264 --> 00:20:59,744 St. John hospitality taken to the extreme. 260 00:20:59,816 --> 00:21:02,631 I think it's real friendly. Makes me feel right at home. 261 00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:05,248 How are we gonna feel after these beans? 262 00:21:12,326 --> 00:21:14,693 You guys! 263 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,300 Care for some beans? 264 00:21:51,395 --> 00:21:53,337 I wonder how Buck's doing. 265 00:21:53,411 --> 00:21:56,410 - Should call or something? - I'll call later. 266 00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:59,798 I'm sure he's getting the best medical care available. Right? 267 00:21:59,874 --> 00:22:02,208 You guys. let's change the subject. 268 00:22:04,097 --> 00:22:06,464 Well. Uh... 269 00:22:06,529 --> 00:22:10,140 Harve's got his job interview all figured out. 270 00:22:10,208 --> 00:22:12,096 What about the rest of us? Does anyone know... 271 00:22:12,161 --> 00:22:14,528 what they're gonna be doing after graduation? 272 00:22:22,656 --> 00:22:25,405 - Good choice. Arch. - This is incredible. 273 00:22:25,471 --> 00:22:28,732 Here we are. privileged. Independent... 274 00:22:28,799 --> 00:22:31,100 the hope for the future right at this table. 275 00:22:31,166 --> 00:22:34,679 None of us knows what we're gonna do with the rest of our lives. 276 00:22:34,751 --> 00:22:36,922 - Rob knows. - Kit. Come on. 277 00:22:36,990 --> 00:22:38,899 Rob is going to medical school. 278 00:22:38,974 --> 00:22:40,981 No shit. You got early acceptance? 279 00:22:41,054 --> 00:22:43,094 We can talk about this at some other time. 280 00:22:43,166 --> 00:22:45,075 Why? You already had the meeting with your counselor. 281 00:22:45,150 --> 00:22:48,498 Kit. I don't think he wants to talk about it in front of everybody. 282 00:22:48,573 --> 00:22:52,151 - No. No. I don't mind. - We're all friends here. Right? 283 00:22:52,221 --> 00:22:53,431 Sort of. 284 00:22:54,620 --> 00:22:56,475 He said to forget it. 285 00:22:58,620 --> 00:23:02,035 He said that my grades might be okay... 286 00:23:02,108 --> 00:23:05,653 but. Well. Basically. I possess an essential lack of seriousness. 287 00:23:05,723 --> 00:23:07,577 And that's what they look for. 288 00:23:07,643 --> 00:23:11,254 Him too? That's what my guy said. I said. "You gotta be kidding. 289 00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:14,618 "I mean. How can anyone be serious about anything... 290 00:23:14,682 --> 00:23:16,722 "when some moron can steal a bomb or push a button... 291 00:23:16,794 --> 00:23:19,663 and nuke us all until our shadows glow?" 292 00:23:19,738 --> 00:23:21,331 He wasn't impressed with that. but... 293 00:23:23,546 --> 00:23:28,018 Oh. What's this? Dom Perignon sparkling rose? 294 00:23:28,857 --> 00:23:29,937 Smells like Ripple. 295 00:23:30,009 --> 00:23:31,951 You have outdone yourself again. St. John. 296 00:23:32,025 --> 00:23:34,261 Can I make a toast? 297 00:23:36,408 --> 00:23:38,710 Well... 298 00:23:38,776 --> 00:23:41,077 someone once said to me... 299 00:23:41,143 --> 00:23:44,013 to cherish the friends you make in college. 300 00:23:44,087 --> 00:23:46,454 I try to cherish all the friends I make. 301 00:23:46,519 --> 00:23:49,715 - Stop it! - Because... 302 00:23:49,783 --> 00:23:53,427 they'll be the friends you cherish most for the rest of your life. 303 00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:58,229 So. Well. Here's to us. 304 00:23:58,294 --> 00:24:00,083 And here's to my life... 305 00:24:00,150 --> 00:24:02,004 because I'm very glad to be here... 306 00:24:02,070 --> 00:24:04,011 and to be a part of all of you. 307 00:24:05,461 --> 00:24:08,144 Muffy. Anything you want to add to that? 308 00:24:08,214 --> 00:24:10,101 Why me? 309 00:24:10,165 --> 00:24:12,586 Because you're the hostess. 310 00:24:21,076 --> 00:24:24,458 Okay. In his Life ofJohnson... 311 00:24:24,532 --> 00:24:26,953 James Boswell said... 312 00:24:27,027 --> 00:24:31,533 "We cannot predict the precise moment when friendships are formed. 313 00:24:33,107 --> 00:24:36,009 "As in filling a vessel. drop by drop... 314 00:24:36,082 --> 00:24:38,416 there is at last one which makes it run over." 315 00:24:40,562 --> 00:24:42,896 "So. In a series..." 316 00:24:42,962 --> 00:24:46,736 "So. In a series of kindnesses... 317 00:24:46,802 --> 00:24:50,991 "there is at last one... which makes the heart run over. 318 00:24:53,232 --> 00:24:55,087 "So. With his toast... 319 00:24:55,152 --> 00:24:59,886 may our hearts run over and our friendships be formed." 320 00:24:59,952 --> 00:25:01,064 - All right. - Oh. Cheers! 321 00:25:01,136 --> 00:25:03,557 - Cheers! - Going down. 322 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,782 - Oh. My God! - Oh. No! 323 00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:15,147 April fool. 324 00:25:33,165 --> 00:25:36,012 Wow. What is this. the bridal suite? 325 00:25:36,076 --> 00:25:38,978 You like it? I thought you needed the room. 326 00:25:39,053 --> 00:25:40,907 I'll find a use for it. 327 00:25:44,875 --> 00:25:49,512 Um. I know you and Arch had something going before I met him. 328 00:25:49,579 --> 00:25:52,328 Arch is sweet. but he only has two expressions... 329 00:25:52,394 --> 00:25:54,183 collar up and collar down. 330 00:25:54,251 --> 00:25:56,106 Yeah. I found that out. 331 00:25:56,171 --> 00:25:59,519 Um. Guess what I'm trying to say now is... 332 00:26:00,714 --> 00:26:03,813 Um. Well. You always seem to get there first... 333 00:26:03,882 --> 00:26:05,769 but this time Chaz is mine. Okay? 334 00:26:05,833 --> 00:26:07,360 What about Hal? 335 00:26:07,434 --> 00:26:12,484 Harvey? Mr. Junior Achievement? Oh. Please! 336 00:26:13,512 --> 00:26:16,327 Yuck! 337 00:26:16,392 --> 00:26:19,970 Don't try to tell me you hadn't thought of me in that way. Muffy. 338 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,942 Why. I felt the spark between us... 339 00:26:23,015 --> 00:26:26,364 the very first time we ever laid eyes on each other. 340 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:28,676 In Econ 345. 341 00:26:31,367 --> 00:26:33,309 Why. Just think of it. Muffy. 342 00:26:33,383 --> 00:26:37,244 With my talent... 343 00:26:37,318 --> 00:26:39,173 and your... 344 00:26:40,487 --> 00:26:42,821 money... 345 00:26:48,614 --> 00:26:51,002 All right. Ladies. 346 00:26:51,077 --> 00:26:53,411 We're gonna have some privacy. 347 00:26:57,765 --> 00:26:59,619 You gotta be kidding. 348 00:26:59,685 --> 00:27:04,419 Unless Muffy knows something about us we don't. 349 00:27:04,484 --> 00:27:06,426 Hold me. Big fella. Hold me! 350 00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:08,955 Just holster it. Cowboy. Will ya? 351 00:27:09,028 --> 00:27:12,639 Let's play hide the sausage. 352 00:27:12,707 --> 00:27:14,201 Giddyap! 353 00:27:14,275 --> 00:27:17,624 - Oh. Hold me like a man. General! - Stop it! 354 00:27:17,698 --> 00:27:20,764 Why. Just think of it. Muffers. 355 00:27:20,834 --> 00:27:24,795 With my raw. Drivin' talent... 356 00:27:29,538 --> 00:27:31,392 and your. Uh... 357 00:27:33,505 --> 00:27:35,359 And your... 358 00:28:07,997 --> 00:28:10,037 Wrong room. 359 00:28:13,725 --> 00:28:15,285 Shit. 360 00:28:56,476 --> 00:28:58,330 Aw. Come on. 361 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,935 Are you still angry with me? 362 00:30:54,608 --> 00:30:56,812 About dinner? 363 00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,269 No. 364 00:30:59,344 --> 00:31:03,653 I'm sorry. I'm not angry at you. I'm just angry. 365 00:31:52,010 --> 00:31:53,919 Ow! Jesus! 366 00:32:04,329 --> 00:32:06,184 Very funny. 367 00:32:34,470 --> 00:32:37,219 Boo! Muffy. 368 00:32:37,285 --> 00:32:39,773 Arch. 369 00:32:39,846 --> 00:32:43,261 - Hi. Muff. Hi. - Ah. Ah. Hmm. 370 00:32:43,334 --> 00:32:46,629 Um. Do you know what time it is. Iove? 371 00:32:46,693 --> 00:32:48,994 - Mm-hmm! - Oh. My God! 372 00:32:52,132 --> 00:32:53,987 Good night. 373 00:33:41,055 --> 00:33:41,949 Wait. 374 00:34:01,149 --> 00:34:02,294 Real funny. You guys! 375 00:34:04,221 --> 00:34:06,075 Better ride than you can give me! 376 00:35:23,734 --> 00:35:25,588 Hello? 377 00:35:33,876 --> 00:35:35,731 Shit. 378 00:35:42,803 --> 00:35:43,981 Who's there? 379 00:35:51,730 --> 00:35:54,599 Fuck! Jesus Christ! 380 00:35:54,674 --> 00:35:56,529 Fuckin' cat. 381 00:35:58,386 --> 00:36:00,361 Oh. God. 382 00:36:46,285 --> 00:36:48,140 Mornin'. 383 00:36:53,805 --> 00:36:57,863 I was having a nightmare about Buck. and I don't know what to... 384 00:36:59,468 --> 00:37:01,323 Good morning. 385 00:37:02,348 --> 00:37:04,486 I was just hungry. 386 00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:06,595 I must look a mess. 387 00:37:08,043 --> 00:37:09,898 - Oh! - Good morning. Muff. 388 00:37:09,963 --> 00:37:11,817 I forgot to get dressed. 389 00:37:16,714 --> 00:37:20,259 - So who made her night? - I don't know. 390 00:37:22,602 --> 00:37:25,798 - Where's Skip? - That depends what he's on. 391 00:37:25,865 --> 00:37:28,516 - You guys have gotta be kidding. - Bye-bye. 392 00:37:28,585 --> 00:37:31,552 Hey. Nan. Nan. What about it? Come on. 393 00:37:31,624 --> 00:37:34,013 No. Thanks. 394 00:37:34,088 --> 00:37:36,903 Besides. I thought I'd wait to see what Muffy wanted to do. 27268

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