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(Episode 1)

- Nice work. - You too.

- Don't! - Hey! Get over here!

Ow!

No!

Stop it!

Let go of me!

- Ow! - Go make some more money!

Stop!

Get back in there, damn you!

Ow...

Or you could just make more money.

- You said this wasn't for real! - Shut up. It's not like you'll lose a limb.

Speaking of which...

You haven't forgotten what you owe us, have you, idiot?

Let go of the girl.

Huh? Who the hell are you?

Hey! You bastard!

Hey.

Oh, dear... Now what?

This was my favorite.

Stop it.

Go make some money.

No!

You son of a bitch.

If you do this...

You know who you're messing with, don't you...

Kataoka.

Why don't you go lie low at a hot spring for a while?

Oh, sounds good. I can raise some hell at a hot spring.

I heard you messed up their young guys pretty bad.

I like to make a big splash.

We have our rules, and they have theirs.

Stop sticking your nose where it doesn't belong.

Thanks to you, they're pissed off now.

You hanging around here will only provoke them more.

But their fourth-generation boss and I have known each other since kindergarten.

While you're away on your "trip"...

I'll handle things and smooth it over for you.

Hey!

Excuse me.

This is Odajima.

He's been with my old man for a long time.

He's useful for keeping the books and stuff.

I'm lending him to you. Take him with you.

What are you doing?

Kataoka-san.

Doing...?

You know, that thing.

By the way.

What was your name again?

My name is Odajima.

You...

You're pretty famous around here, aren't you?

That look of disgust on your face is priceless.

I'm hungry after that workout.

Let's get some breakfast.

I'm going to...

kill this man.

"The Journey to Kill You"

Odajima.

My back hurts.

Well, the car has a low ceiling.

Don't they have those big cars? Uh... what are they called?

The one with a bed inside, name sounds like a hunting cap.

You mean a camper van?

Yeah.

Let's buy one.

- We don't have that kind of money. - Didn't we just get a chunk of cash?

It's not enough. A camper costs at least ten million.

I gave my Mercedes to a hostess.

Let's steal one then.

It's too conspicuous. Please don't.

We're on the run, remember?

Aahh...

Welcome.

Boss, one kake soba.

Coming right up.

Same for me.

You got it.

Here you go. Sorry for the wait.

Mmm.

This is delicious.

Hey, boss.

How many years have you been running this place?

Well... I lost count a long time ago.

The broth is special. You use a good stock, right?

Nope.

No, no, no. You can't fool my taste buds.

This broth has the taste of time.

This is it.

Boss, an extra order of kinpira gobo.

Right away.

Odajima.

You could at least crack a smile.

Sorry.

It's more embarrassing when people don't laugh at times like this.

Sorry.

Thanks for the meal.

Oh, sorry.

Oh, crap.

Aren't those guys yakuza?

Hey, I said I was sorry.

Yakuza from a backwater town like this...

are nothing to worry about.

Oh?

Full of piss and vinegar, aren't we?

Odajima.

That's enough.

Listen here.

Fighting is bad. Fighting is violence.

You've become more of a man.

Go have some sushi.

Let's go, Odajima.

Yes, sir.

- You want another beating? - No, let it go.

Hey, kid, you need something else?

No...

Um...

Hm?

Please take us as your disciples!

We're begging you!

Whoa, I said "sushi," not "disciples."

Please!

- Wait up, Aniki! - Aniki!

- Take us with you! - Yeah!

Sorry.

- I don't need any followers. - Come on! Just say yes!

- Please wait! - Aniki, please wait!

- Wait up, Aniki! - Take us with you!

Those idiots.

There's no way they can catch up on foot.

Just ignore them, please.

They've got spirit, though.

Just like you when the boss took you in.

(Winter 2016)

Had enough, kid?

Fighting's no good.

This fighting stuff...

it's just violence.

You've got spirit, though.

Kataoka-san.

Hm?

Did you see all that?

When the boss took me in.

Nope.

How'd it happen again?

Alright.

So, what's next? A bath or dinner?

We're like a married couple, you know?

Odajima.

It's rude to ignore people.

You make it seem like I'm talking to myself.

Huh?

Hm?

Is that the boss's illegitimate child?

No way.

I don't think so.

Probably...

Then what's the deal?

Why is everything getting drawn to us?

How should I know?

Hey, kid, where's your mom?

Is she hot?

What?

Please don't make the kid cry.

It wasn't me.

Hey, kid, don't cry.

Okay? Hmm?

Hey, what's wrong?

Huh?

I'm hungry.

I want to eat.

But both your hands are full.

You can just feed me.

Hey, you were just thinking, "What a pain," weren't you?

You totally were.

It's probably going to die.

That thing.

Taking in a dying bird...

what do you plan to do with it?

I had no choice.

He asked for my help.

Duty and honor are the yakuza way.

Odajima.

Have you ever killed anyone?

Not since I joined the family.

You skipped high school and went to prison, right?

So that means you killed someone when you were in middle school.

That's pretty early.

I killed two people.

My father and...

my mother and sister.

Huh?

The numbers don't add up.

What about you, Kataoka-san?

Oh.

Back when I was a grunt, I did a lot of crazy stuff.

I stopped counting after ten.

And I didn't even do those with my own hands.

If you include the ones I had my underlings take care of...

the number gets pretty high.

And in the end...

I can't even save a single life.

Hey, Odajima.

So this thing's just going to die?

Yes.

Even if we saved it,

once it has the scent of a human on it,

its parents will just abandon it anyway.

Parents, huh...

Once they abandon you, it's all over.

How does it feel, Odajima?

Enjoying the boss's "generosity"?

Odajima.

Go kill Kataoka Kinji.

You know,

the underboss of our family...

he's the old man's favorite.

I hear they're building an incinerator on Kataoka's turf.

When the old man gave him that land,

he didn't think twice—it was a dump with a few dive bars.

But now that it's a gold mine, things are different.

So, how should we do it?

An accidental death during his trip.

Just his bad luck.

Hey, Odajima.

You don't want to be stuck in this rut forever, do you?

I paid a fortune for you.

You understand, don't you, Odajima?

A son is supposed to protect his parents, right?

Go take him out.

- I got us some food. - Alright.

Are you an idiot? I can't use either of my hands.

How am I supposed to eat ramen?

Sorry.

Just give me the rice ball. C'mon, feed me.

There's salmon and tuna mayo.

Tuna mayo, obviously.

Excuse me.

The noodles are getting soggy.

Hey.

Let me have a bite.

It smells so good, I want some.

It's hot!

I told you to be careful!

Sorry.

You're clumsy in the weirdest ways.

Sorry.

Blow on it.

It's hot! It's still hot!

Sorry.

Blow on it some more.

Okay.

There.

Ah, here.

Hey, kid, stop crying.

I already made it a grave, didn't I?

It's sad, I know.

But every living thing,

dies someday. It can't be helped.

Hey.

If you act like this,

how is it supposed to rest in peace?

Here, blow your nose.

There you go.

Yeah.

We don't have incense, so this will have to do.

You did your best.

Rest in peace.

Is my fishing rod not ready yet?

Mine is still here.

Mine's gone.

Isn't that yours?

- Let's go together! - No way.

- But I'm scared! - So am I!

- That's why we should go together! - I said no!

My fishing rod...

- Then go get it back! - I'm scared!

I'm scared too!

- Let's go together! - No!

Move aside.

- Let's go. - No, my fishing rod!

B-but... that's scary.

A long time ago...

a hitman stormed our family's office.

The moment he got in, he just started spraying bullets everywhere.

It was a total bloodbath.

Right in front of me...

the advisor's head got blown clean off.

But the old guy didn't die right away.

With his brains leaking out of his shattered skull...

he asked me to pick them up.

He said he'd die if I didn't put them back in.

That's what he said.

Pretty scary, right?

Not being able to die... that's the scariest part.

Odajima.

You're clumsy in the weirdest ways.

Don't you dare screw this up.

Oh, I got a bite!

Not yet.

There's still...

something I need to know.

(Next Episode) Don't you have a seven-year grudge against Kataoka?

Plus, me and...

You have to live with us too.

Of course.

You're my family.

Odajima, what are you doing?

You're nothing but a tool to me.

Kataoka-san talked to us!

Asahi.

Don't die, Asahi.

Why, Asahi?

Why did you die?

If I say I don't want to, does that not count?

If you truly didn't want this...

I wouldn't force you.

You know what he's really like, don't you?

You really are an interesting one.