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[exhales sharply]
Are you still stalking Nora?
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She has 150,000 followers.
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Wait, what? She's Simply Life Well Lived?
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Oh, Jesus, you don't follow her, do you?
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I find her non-threateningly aspirational.
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Not anymore though.
She's a gutter whore and dead to me.
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You're a true friend.
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Just don't spend all night
going down the rabbit hole.
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That way madness lies.
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- I won't.
- [sighs]
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[Jen mumbles]
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Oh, good, you're awake.
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She said she went to Mykonos
for the first time last year
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and found it charming.
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But in this photo,
taken three years prior,
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you can clearly see
a Mykonos magnet on her fridge.
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I know what you're thinking.
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Someone else brought her
a souvenir from Mykonos,
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but I went through all of her friends'
and family and co-workers' profiles,
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and none of them ever been to Mykonos.
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Her friend Hailey from sixth-form netball,
they went for coffee
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in GAIL's in Sevenoaks years ago,
but they're not close.
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She went to Santorini
with her family in 2012.
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And you want me to believe
that you would or even could
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buy a Mykonos fridge magnet at Santorini?
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It doesn't make any economic sense!
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- [Jen panting]
- Okay.
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[Carrie humming]
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[humming, inhales deeply]
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[sighs]
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[Nora] Sometimes self-love is telling
yourself to work hard and never stop.
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If you love yourself, you're happy to work
on yourself and be disciplined.
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I love colour coordination.
It totally optimises organisation.
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Flowers really can transform a space.
They do get expensive.
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It's worth shopping around.
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Sometimes you can get
your weekly flower budget
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down to 50 to 100 pounds.
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Sorry, can you just... Yeah.
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What are you doing?
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Alfie's coming over today.
I'm childproofing the flat.
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[sighs]
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I'll try my best, but I do not like
being in the presence of children.
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And English children. Ugh.
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[imitating child] Mummy? Daddy?
May I have some apples? It's disgusting.
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Not yours, though. Obviously.
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I've got so much bonding to catch up on.
I'm gonna bond with that child so hard.
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[stammers] What about our bonding?
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With all the surprise family stuff,
we haven't really had time to do
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- the whole, like, dating kind of thing.
- Oh, like what?
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Like, you know, staying up all night
talking, having picnics,
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going on spontaneous weekend breaks
to Paris,
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fighting for the first time.
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Sleeping together.
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Although Carrie and Kash are out,
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so we could check
one of those things off the list.
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[plastic rustling, popping]
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I don't think we got time to go to Paris.
Nora's gonna be here any minute.
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- Wait, Nora's coming? Here?
- Yeah.
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Oh, wait. Should I not have done that?
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No, no, it's good.
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I should get to know her in person.
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Her likes, dislikes,
weaknesses, intentions.
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Well, you've already got one thing
in common.
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- You.
- You're both bottom-heavy.
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What?
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We almost got an eviction notice
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because he didn't realise he had
to start paying his share of the rent.
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I am not Kash's girlfriend anymore.
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Of course, I'm not gonna pay rent
for the both of us.
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It's like... Well, he doesn't know
how to do anything on his own.
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- Like he is almost...
- Uh, I have a meeting.
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Can I, um... [chuckles]
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Oh, yeah. Of course, Clark. [chuckles]
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[groaning] Hmm.
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[sighs]
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[giggles] Ooh. [sighs]
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Uh, "Like he's almost, uh..."
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Oh, 26. [chuckles] Thank you.
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So, I told him, I said,
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"Kash, you need to start
being independent.
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You need a job. You can't keep
relying on me to do things for you."
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And it's not healthy for us, you know?
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We need to mutually disentangle.
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To be honest,
I just think we just need a bit of space.
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[laughs] Ah, Carrie. You'll be
pleased to hear that's your last tea run.
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We've hired you a new assistant.
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[gulps]
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Got a job.
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To welcome Kash, let's go
round the room and do an icebreaker.
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Name, power, fun fact. You know the drill.
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Richard. I can tell exactly when
someone's going to get their period.
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And I've driven the Aston Martin
from Tomorrow Never Dies.
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[employees muttering, laughing]
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Hi, I'm Anita. I can kill someone
just by thinking about it.
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- And I'm allergic to dry shampoo.
- [murmuring]
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My name is Peter.
I can change gender at will.
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And I climbed Snowdon with flip-flops on.
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Carrie. Communion with the dead.
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My fun fact is that I recently broke up
with my boyfriend.
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And I specifically remember having
a conversation with him
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that if we're gonna live together,
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we need to respect
each other's boundaries.
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Kash. Uh, rewind time.
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Although, I'm sort of jumping forward now,
and I can't really control it.
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It's a whole thing.
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Uh, fun fact,
well, I just got broken up with.
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And I thought I was doing the right thing
by getting a job,
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but apparently, I can't do anything right.
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- [clicks tongue]
- [groans]
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Also, I once saw Jason Momoa in a Pret.
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[employees mutter, laugh]
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[laughs] Fantastic.
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- Yeah.
- Love him. [chuckles]
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- [Nora] It's Nora and Alfie.
- Hi. Yeah.
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Who's that for?
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I'm gonna play catch with my boy.
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[giggles]
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- Hello. [chuckles]
- Hi.
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Hey, Alfie! Catch!
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[yelps, grunts]
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Welcome to our home.
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[rock plays]
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[Nora] You said the other day
you didn't remember anything about us,
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so I thought I'd bring some bits
and pieces to help fill in the blanks.
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It's all here. Our wedding. Holidays.
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Oh! Thailand.
[chuckles] You loved Thailand.
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Why am I friends with this bridge?
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You helped design it, silly.
You're a structural engineer.
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[snorts, coughs]
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Hey, look. Daddy used to build things.
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Daddy's not scary.
Daddy wouldn't throw gloves at you.
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Wait. No. [grunting] Come back please!
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- [Alfie] Please, Daddy, no!
- [Jizzlord] Don't run from love.
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[Alfie] Stay away from me!
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So, what about you, Jen? What do you do?
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- Eh, I-I work in a shop.
- Hmm. [chuckles]
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Couples go shopping together, don't they?
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Do you go shopping with your boyfriend?
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I'm not currently seeing anyone.
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- Where would I find the time?
- [chuckles]
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To be honest, I haven't since...
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- And are you happy being alone, or...
- [gasps]
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- His graduation. [chuckles]
- Oh.
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We met first week of freshers.
Course, he got better grades than me.
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[scoffs] High two-one is not bad.
[chuckles]
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I-If that's what you, um...
Gosh. I wouldn't know.
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- [chuckles]
- [Jizzlord] Don't run!
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Leave me alone!
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Please don't run. Let me bond with you!
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[chuckles]
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- Go.
- Wait, not too fast.
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- No, no, trust me. It's all in the legs.
- [chuckles] You sure?
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Ooh! Whoo! [laughing]
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Oh, gosh! Whoo!
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[Kash grunts] Aerodynamic.
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- Kash? I think we should talk about...
- Yes, boss.
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- I think we should talk...
- Go ahead, boss.
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- I think we should talk about...
- Uh-huh.
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Stop spinning!
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Do you actually want this job,
or are you just winding me up?
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No, I do. Really, you're right. I need
to learn how to stand on my own two feet.
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Like, give me something to do. I'll do it.
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Hmm.
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Here's something simple.
I need five copies of this.
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Yes, boss.
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[music playing]
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[groans]
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[Alfie] Daddy said he sleeps in the bath.
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[Nora] Um, Daddy's just being funny.
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- [Alfie] Is Daddy homeless?
- [Nora] No, darling. No.
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[snorts] Regular does me fine.
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That's my bag.
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Oh! Oh, God!
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Is this your bag? I have one just like it.
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I-I thought it was mine... [stammers]
...is why I was looking in it.
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Jen, if you want to know anything
about me, you know you can just ask.
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- [chuckles] Yeah.
- I have so many questions about you.
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It's only natural.
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Yeah, right. Yeah, like,
why are we so good together?
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How'd he get someone so hot?
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Why are you fucking my husband? [chuckles]
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[stammers]
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- I'm joking. [chuckles] I'm joking, Jen.
- [laughs]
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Obviously, I'm joking.
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If I actually hated you, I wouldn't say
something like that, would I?
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Yeah. Look, I don't want you to think
I stole him or anything.
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Okay, I did steal him off the street,
but... [sighs]...if I knew he had an owner...
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I mean, a wife,
then obviously I wouldn't have.
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No, we would not have...
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Of course. Of course.
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I mean, life is a crazy adventure,
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and we can't control what fate brings us.
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Yeah. God, I'm so glad we got that
out in the open.
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Absolutely.
I love this transparency for us.
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Do we still have cat food?
I think Alfie might like animals.
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Yeah, it's in the middle shelf.
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Um, because it helps me turn into a cat.
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I know.
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You'd think so, but the salmon is
surprisingly moreish.
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- Mmm.
- [Nora chuckles]
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[chuckles]
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[both laughing]
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- I suppose.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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Hadn't thought about it
like that before. [laughs]
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Hello. Huh. What's happening?
Tell me what's happening.
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Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. Telepathy.
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We used to have our own conversations
in our heads all the time.
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Old habits, I guess.
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I have to pop out for a meeting.
Can you watch Alfie for a few hours?
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Wait. So you can
talk to each other without talking?
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Mm-hmm. It was like having
our own secret language, I guess.
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Wasn't it, Rob?
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Oh, no. That's just her face.
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Hmm.
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I think she likes you.
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[sighs]
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♪ I just wanna have fun tonight ♪
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Uh, it came out big.
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♪ I just wanna have fun tonight ♪
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- How did it...
- It came out big.
221
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- Richard's just sent you a new case file.
- He needs them by lunch.
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But I... [sighs]
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Oh, let me help. Uh, what can I do?
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Uh. I've got it actually. Uh, thank you.
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♪ Do-do-do, do, do ♪
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Carrie! Come on.
I wanna show you something.
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So, I realised that we had
a cupboard just for stationery,
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which is an inefficient use of space.
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So, I reorganised it on my own initiative.
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[music stops]
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[whimpers]
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I discovered that if you throw all
the stationery together in one big bag,
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it frees up space for other stuff.
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Like
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this orange.
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[sighs]
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Would you excuse me for one second?
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- Mm-hmm.
- [whimpering]
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[objects rattling]
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[Carrie shouting]
241
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:56,966
[shouting]
242
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,343
Do you like it?
243
00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:05,433
- [cat yowls]
- [Jen] Ooh, ooh. Be gentle.
244
00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:09,562
Hey, champ.
245
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:14,067
So, what's your mummy like?
What's Mummy's vibe?
246
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,235
Show me your power.
247
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:18,738
One, please. Two, I don't have a power.
248
00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:19,822
Why?
249
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,426
- I don't know. I just don't.
- Everyone else does.
250
00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:23,576
I'm very aware of that.
251
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:25,620
Has Mummy ever mentioned
wanting Daddy back?
252
00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:27,789
- [cat meows]
- Don't pull your dad's tail.
253
00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:30,125
- Are you broken?
- No.
254
00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:31,292
Does God hate you?
255
00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:32,419
Yes. Okay, God hates me.
256
00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:36,089
Look, I'll give you a fiver
if you tell me about your mum.
257
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:38,675
[sniffs]
258
00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:42,637
Mummy was talking about you to her friend.
259
00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:47,892
Was she? What did she say?
What did she say exactly?
260
00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:53,648
Oh, my God.
261
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,827
I don't remember.
262
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,078
[sighs]
263
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:13,460
Kash is so useless.
I'm basically doing two jobs.
264
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:15,128
I'm so tired. I-I can't do this.
265
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:16,212
So, get him fired.
266
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,714
Isn't that a bit mean?
267
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,383
It's gonna happen eventually.
If anything, it's a mercy.
268
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:21,527
How do you get someone fired?
269
00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:23,636
Oh, easy. I've been fired loads of times.
270
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,765
Let's see. Stealing supplies.
Lying about being able to drive a HGV.
271
00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:29,392
Ooh, coming into work high.
Building inappropriate bears.
272
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:30,477
Drugs.
273
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,022
I could plant drugs in his desk.
274
00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:35,825
- [meows]
- You? You are going to buy drugs?
275
00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:38,818
I'm gonna buy drugs. [pants]
How do you buy drugs?
276
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:40,422
- [meows]
- I'll send you instructions.
277
00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:42,840
Where are you calling from?
It sounds echoey.
278
00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:45,259
- [Alfie] Kitty! Stay still.
- I'm hiding in the bath from a child.
279
00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:46,409
Alfie and Nora are visiting.
280
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:47,994
Oh, my God. What's Nora like?
281
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:50,163
I don't have any reason to not like her.
282
00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:51,581
- [meowing]
- She's just nice.
283
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,625
Oh. I'm so sorry.
284
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:54,959
- [Alfie shouting]
- I know.
285
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:57,337
What if Jizz notices
that she's sweet and successful
286
00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:59,220
and smells like Jo Malone,
and he prefers her?
287
00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:00,674
That is not gonna happen.
288
00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:03,426
You have your own unique smell
that is just as good.
289
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:04,886
- [yowls]
- [Alfie] Ow!
290
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:08,598
[sighs] It's just annoying,
because she knows everything about Jizz.
291
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,642
And we've been going out... what, a week?
292
00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:12,602
Pity you couldn't just speed things up.
293
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,270
- [yowls]
- [thud]
294
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,232
I mauled my boy.
295
00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:19,901
["No Stress" by CMD/CTRL plays]
296
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,736
♪ Breathe in, time to break out ♪
297
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,655
♪ No stress
We're wide awake now ♪
298
00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:25,532
♪ Young blood, erase our mistakes now ♪
299
00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:27,283
♪ 'Cause I'm blasting at the rave now ♪
300
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,160
♪ Can't stop
'Cause I'm goin' on a mission ♪
301
00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:30,680
♪ The word is out
Everyone in position ♪
302
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:32,956
- [hip-hop stops]
- Hello. Are you...
303
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,419
Yes, you are.
304
00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:42,215
Uh, can I please have one serving
of your least illegal drug? Please.
305
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:43,925
Are you a cop?
306
00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:46,052
Me? No. [chuckling]
307
00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:49,556
I watch a lot of Poirot,
but I don't think that counts. [chuckles]
308
00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:55,145
[sniffs] That'll be 20.
309
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:58,064
Um, the machine was only giving out 50s.
310
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:04,696
[gasps] Could I get my change?
311
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:11,286
Uh. Yeah, I've got the power to do
bank transfers with my mind.
312
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:13,747
So, you'll do it that way. Got it. Great.
313
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:19,461
Yeah, I've just done it.
314
00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:21,963
Amazing. Thank you.
315
00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:24,507
["Queen" by I.AM.Em plays]
316
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,428
♪ Quick to the hip, stick ♪
317
00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:29,888
♪ Blowin' off steam ♪
318
00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:33,391
♪ I better not catch your bluff
What's a king to a queen? ♪
319
00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:38,021
♪ Watch your back in my spotlight
All they eyes on me ♪
320
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,165
- [Dave] Carrie...
- [gasps]
321
00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:40,607
Have you signed Lauren's card?
322
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,275
[Carrie gasps, pants]
323
00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:43,651
What are you doing?
324
00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:45,612
[stammers]
325
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:47,614
Are those drugs?
326
00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:51,368
No, Dave. [stammers] It's paracetamol.
327
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,994
Oh. Can I have one?
328
00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:55,473
- I've got a splitting headache.
- No! They're my paracetamol.
329
00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:57,540
Oh, you got paracetamol? Can I bum one?
330
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,125
My squash elbow's playing up.
331
00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:02,879
No, you can't. I need them.
I have period cramps.
332
00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:07,509
But you're not due on
for another eight days and 44 minutes.
333
00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:10,011
That's a breach of GDPR there, Richard.
334
00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:11,513
It just came out.
335
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,390
I'm gonna have to log that with Sandra.
336
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:16,184
Trust me, today's not a good day
to run up Sandra.
337
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:17,644
You're doing it again.
338
00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:19,187
[groans]
339
00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:22,524
[swallows]
340
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,238
Nah, mate, she didn't even reply.
341
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,906
- You ordered a speed up?
- Yeah.
342
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,033
[laughs] Bro, it's so strange.
343
00:16:32,117 --> 00:16:34,744
- [Jen] You got my request?
- Nah, it's bad. Yeah.
344
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,413
- Y-Yeah?
- Wait, who's this?
345
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:39,096
I thought we could fast-forward
ourselves a few months. No biggie.
346
00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:40,542
- What?
- Who's going forward?
347
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:43,670
Just like live out the next six months
or so, but, like, quickly.
348
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:46,881
I... I don't want to speed up my life.
I've already missed so much of it.
349
00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:48,466
Like all those years with the kid?
350
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:50,010
- The kid?
- [person chattering]
351
00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:52,387
What? [grunts]
352
00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,725
[Jizzlord] I don't understand.
What's the rush?
353
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:59,310
- [Jen] Just because, okay?
- That's not a reason.
354
00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:01,714
- [Jen] Just trust me on this.
- I like time the way it is.
355
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,582
[Jen]
People wish they could snap their fingers
356
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:04,750
and be in a long-term relationship.
357
00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:06,711
That's stupid.
Why would I want less time with you?
358
00:17:06,735 --> 00:17:08,278
Oh, so I'm stupid?
359
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:11,239
Mate, mate, wait. Wait.
This couple's having an argument.
360
00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:12,991
[shushes]
361
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:15,952
Fine. I guess we'll just relish
the joys of budding romance
362
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:17,662
in real time like fucking losers.
363
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:22,125
Look... It's just... You and Nora.
364
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,353
I feel like you have this lifetime
of memories together,
365
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,537
- and I can't compete with it.
- I don't remember them.
366
00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:28,423
That's Robert, not me.
367
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:32,552
I remember the first time we met.
368
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:37,390
Uh, the sun was in your hair,
and you had pink nails,
369
00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:40,143
and you smelled a bit like a Petit Filous.
370
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:42,354
And I remember
the first thing you said to me.
371
00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:44,272
[imitates screaming]
372
00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:48,234
Oh, that's sweet, innit?
373
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:52,614
[person chattering on phone]
374
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:54,407
[clears throat]
375
00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:58,203
[sighs]
376
00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,723
I feel like I said something right.
Did I say something right?
377
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:01,748
You did.
378
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:16,680
[screams]
379
00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:19,766
I'm thirsty.
380
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:28,942
The Madonna of the Blessed Virgin
has been in the Montague family
381
00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:32,320
since its creation in 1584.
382
00:18:32,404 --> 00:18:35,031
The family have requested
that the original artist,
383
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:38,993
Giovanni Pietro DiAgostinelli,
restore the painting
384
00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:42,414
as was laid out
in the original commission agreement.
385
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:46,209
Mr DiAgostinelli will work
through our conduit
386
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:49,796
using materials that are
as close as possible to the originals,
387
00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:53,800
fidelity being the order of the day,
to preserve the painting's value.
388
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:56,761
[gasps] Don't mind that sound.
It's just my heart beating.
389
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,473
Right, well, yes,
I suppose we should get started.
390
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:03,685
[gasps] Yeah. [breathes shakily]
391
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:04,978
[inhales]
392
00:19:07,439 --> 00:19:09,691
[gasping]
393
00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:10,775
[inhales]
394
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:21,453
Low blood sugar.
395
00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:25,415
Let's have a tea break and, uh, reconvene.
396
00:19:29,878 --> 00:19:30,879
Just sit, just sit.
397
00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:34,924
What is up with you?
Your pupils are massive.
398
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:37,153
Did you accidentally have
full-strength tea instead of decaf?
399
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:38,237
Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
400
00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:42,474
If you replace tea with hard drugs
that I bought on the street, then yes.
401
00:19:42,557 --> 00:19:45,036
- Why are you blinking so loudly?
- What, why did you take drugs?
402
00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:46,895
Okay, so basically, there's this guy Kash,
403
00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:49,856
and I'm trying to get him fired
by planting drugs on his desk.
404
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,024
- I'm Kash.
- [gasps]
405
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:53,068
Good for you. Wow.
406
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:55,987
So, I need to plant drugs in his desk
because he's so useless.
407
00:19:56,071 --> 00:19:57,697
I'm doing all his work and my own.
408
00:19:57,781 --> 00:19:59,366
He's got to learn to be independent.
409
00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:01,177
How is he supposed to learn
how to be independent
410
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:02,911
when Carrie keeps doing everything
for him?
411
00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:05,139
- Carrie sounds like a real fucking bitch.
- You're Carrie.
412
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:06,498
Carrie has a point.
413
00:20:06,581 --> 00:20:07,832
Okay. [sighs]
414
00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:10,960
[water running]
415
00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:13,588
[sighs]
416
00:20:13,672 --> 00:20:15,006
Okay, just drink this.
417
00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:17,717
You need to lie down
in a darkened room for four to five hours
418
00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:19,161
and listen to ambient soundscapes.
419
00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:20,720
Pfft. I'm not taking advice from you.
420
00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:23,598
Yeah, this might be the only situation
where I know more than you do.
421
00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:25,975
Now, just go home. Relax. You'll be fine.
422
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,912
I am fine. Feel fine.
Absolutely fine. [chuckles]
423
00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:29,604
Carrie, you're not touching the floor.
424
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:31,731
Just go home.
425
00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:34,025
You can't use your power anyway.
What good are you?
426
00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:35,860
Oh! [stammers] Gonna fake it.
427
00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:37,821
- No, don't do that.
- Nobody's gonna know.
428
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,197
No. No...
429
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,282
Uh, they want you back in the boardroom.
430
00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:43,368
Oh, okay. Y-Yeah.
431
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:52,919
I can't get down.
432
00:20:56,548 --> 00:20:58,425
[groans]
433
00:20:58,508 --> 00:21:00,844
[slurping]
434
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:03,513
There's only one thing
that creeps me out more than children,
435
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:04,806
and that's old people.
436
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:07,267
[smacking lips]
437
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:09,230
Why is he chewing?
There's nothing in his mouth.
438
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:11,438
Does he have the mind of a child
or an old man?
439
00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:14,357
I want my raisins.
440
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:16,401
[sighs] I can't tell.
441
00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:18,044
Oh, God, what are we gonna do with him?
442
00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:20,864
I wanted to spend quality time
with my boy.
443
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:24,200
And goddamn it, that's what I'm gonna do.
444
00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:26,536
[upbeat music plays]
445
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:29,122
[chattering]
446
00:21:30,248 --> 00:21:33,293
Mmm. Mmm.
447
00:21:33,376 --> 00:21:35,378
♪ But the shoes don't fit ♪
448
00:21:37,172 --> 00:21:38,173
[grunts]
449
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:42,052
[giggles]
450
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:45,930
Yeah.
451
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:48,308
Whee.
452
00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:51,936
♪ Push me down
I don't wanna be lonely too ♪
453
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:53,020
Here, Alf.
454
00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:56,608
- [grunts] Ow!
- [children screaming]
455
00:21:58,568 --> 00:22:00,403
♪ I guess I'm never gonna get
What I want ♪
456
00:22:01,071 --> 00:22:03,698
♪ 'Cause all I wanna get
Is alone with you ♪
457
00:22:03,782 --> 00:22:05,116
You're a natural, Alfie.
458
00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:08,244
♪ 'Cause all I wanna get is alone ♪
459
00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:10,872
Alfie? Alfie? Alfie? Alfie?
460
00:22:11,414 --> 00:22:12,791
[mouthing word] Yeah!
461
00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:15,001
Go on, keep walking.
462
00:22:18,338 --> 00:22:19,798
- He's all right.
- [sighs]
463
00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:21,633
[kisses]
464
00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:24,719
- [both chuckle]
- [gasps]
465
00:22:24,803 --> 00:22:26,054
Oh, my God.
466
00:22:30,308 --> 00:22:31,559
[music fades]
467
00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:35,188
Right, okay. [pants]
468
00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:36,648
It's up to you, Kash.
469
00:22:36,731 --> 00:22:38,149
You're not useless.
470
00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:41,319
Right, there's still time
to come up with a plan. [grunts]
471
00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:46,533
Oh, no.
472
00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:50,036
[Montague Family Member 1]
Hmm. [chuckles] See what I mean?
473
00:22:50,912 --> 00:22:51,996
[speaks Italian]
474
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:53,873
Oh.
475
00:22:56,459 --> 00:22:58,980
- [Montague Family Member 1 sighs] Excited.
- [Mr Montague] Me too!
476
00:22:59,004 --> 00:23:01,006
[giggles, clears throat]
477
00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:04,843
He's done. [sighs] He's done.
478
00:23:04,926 --> 00:23:07,178
[light rock intro plays]
479
00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:15,270
[family gasps, whispers]
480
00:23:25,030 --> 00:23:28,241
- You like it?
- [Family Member 1] What have you done?
481
00:23:29,492 --> 00:23:31,870
No one's ever been sadder
than I am right now.
482
00:23:31,953 --> 00:23:33,830
Yep. That's the comedown.
483
00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:37,584
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I
need you to give a sample for a drug test.
484
00:23:37,667 --> 00:23:40,712
I needn't reiterate
our zero-tolerance policy.
485
00:23:40,795 --> 00:23:41,795
Mm-hmm.
486
00:23:44,132 --> 00:23:46,569
- I'm gonna get fired.
- No, get someone else to do it for you.
487
00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:48,612
They'll think you had
a catastrophic mental breakdown.
488
00:23:48,636 --> 00:23:49,888
Who though?
489
00:23:52,557 --> 00:23:54,559
I trust you to do this for me.
490
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:58,980
It would be my honour.
491
00:23:59,064 --> 00:24:01,107
- [R & B plays]
- [toilet flushes]
492
00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:17,499
♪ I know you wanna meet me at the bar ♪
493
00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:20,669
[clears throat]
494
00:24:21,670 --> 00:24:24,381
People usually give a urine sample.
495
00:24:26,841 --> 00:24:27,842
What?
496
00:24:30,095 --> 00:24:31,179
[snoring]
497
00:24:31,262 --> 00:24:33,139
They look so peaceful when they're asleep.
498
00:24:34,099 --> 00:24:35,767
He's drooling a lot.
499
00:24:36,267 --> 00:24:37,268
He is.
500
00:24:37,852 --> 00:24:39,646
[smacks lips]
501
00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:41,481
I'm a terrible dad.
502
00:24:42,232 --> 00:24:44,275
Hey, no. It's me. I'm a terrible...
503
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:45,652
Stepmum?
504
00:24:46,236 --> 00:24:49,072
Oh, my God, am I a MILF now?
You always think you have more time.
505
00:24:49,864 --> 00:24:50,865
[buzzer buzzes]
506
00:24:51,574 --> 00:24:54,285
It's Nora. What do I do?
What if she never lets me see him again?
507
00:24:55,954 --> 00:24:57,163
[sighs]
508
00:24:57,247 --> 00:24:58,498
Mmm. [sighs]
509
00:25:01,126 --> 00:25:03,962
Nora. How was your meeting?
It's all good here.
510
00:25:04,045 --> 00:25:05,797
We did some reading. We went to the park,
511
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:08,133
accidentally turned your son
into a pensioner, had lunch.
512
00:25:08,216 --> 00:25:09,384
Sorry, what?
513
00:25:13,972 --> 00:25:15,223
Mummy.
514
00:25:17,684 --> 00:25:18,685
Uh.
515
00:25:22,939 --> 00:25:24,065
Alfie?
516
00:25:24,149 --> 00:25:25,442
[moans, giggles]
517
00:25:25,525 --> 00:25:26,901
Uh, please don't blame Jizz.
518
00:25:26,985 --> 00:25:28,305
- It wasn't his fault.
- Sit down.
519
00:25:28,361 --> 00:25:30,780
I was trying to speed up time,
and the guy got confused.
520
00:25:30,864 --> 00:25:32,717
Although, you know,
I'd say with a bit of hair dye,
521
00:25:32,741 --> 00:25:34,534
he could pass for a sprightly 68?
522
00:25:34,617 --> 00:25:36,220
[Nora] Why were you
trying to speed up time?
523
00:25:36,244 --> 00:25:38,139
Oh, because we've only
been going out for a week,
524
00:25:38,163 --> 00:25:39,515
- and she's threatened by you.
- I...
525
00:25:39,539 --> 00:25:40,832
And we've not been to Paris.
526
00:25:40,915 --> 00:25:42,268
- Well, that...
- Or slept together yet.
527
00:25:42,292 --> 00:25:45,795
[gasps] Oh, but we did have
a fight though. So, that's good.
528
00:25:49,257 --> 00:25:50,258
Jen.
529
00:25:52,469 --> 00:25:56,139
You don't need to feel threatened by me.
[laughs]
530
00:25:56,723 --> 00:26:00,560
There's no need for us to fall into lazy,
predictable conflict because of a man.
531
00:26:00,643 --> 00:26:02,479
- [laughs]
- [Jen] Yeah! Oh, I totally agree!
532
00:26:02,562 --> 00:26:03,605
Amazing.
533
00:26:03,688 --> 00:26:05,648
Rob, don't worry about Alfie.
534
00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:09,319
I've got great power insurance.
I can get this reversed. [laughs]
535
00:26:09,402 --> 00:26:12,030
So, in terms of schedules,
do you think you could...
536
00:26:12,113 --> 00:26:15,533
[Nora] Jen. Yeah, I'm talking to you,
you fucking idiot.
537
00:26:15,617 --> 00:26:17,094
Do you really think I'm cool with this?
538
00:26:17,118 --> 00:26:19,180
That I'm just super chill
about my husband fucking off
539
00:26:19,204 --> 00:26:20,580
for four years to be a cat?
540
00:26:20,663 --> 00:26:22,123
Like some ball-licking gap year
541
00:26:22,207 --> 00:26:24,376
while I pay the mortgage
and keep that brat alive?
542
00:26:24,459 --> 00:26:27,796
And when he does come back,
he's dating some Manic Pixie Dream Slut?
543
00:26:27,879 --> 00:26:29,857
I was just going to guilt him
into being a full-time nanny
544
00:26:29,881 --> 00:26:31,800
for that little tax credit over there.
545
00:26:31,883 --> 00:26:32,884
But that's not enough.
546
00:26:32,967 --> 00:26:37,555
You were right about one thing.
I am his owner. He belongs to me.
547
00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:40,600
I spent years domesticating that man
to do whatever I want,
548
00:26:40,684 --> 00:26:44,813
and you think you can waltz in here
with your perky tits and no pension
549
00:26:44,896 --> 00:26:48,149
and have a quirky little
fucking Wes Anderson love story?
550
00:26:48,233 --> 00:26:49,526
Well, think again, cunt.
551
00:26:49,609 --> 00:26:53,363
You've taken something from me,
and I'm going to take it back.
552
00:26:53,446 --> 00:26:59,077
And when I fuck him, which I will,
I'll be thinking of you alone and sad.
553
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:06,126
And I'll come like a fucking landmine.
Because I just don't like you.
554
00:27:07,210 --> 00:27:08,545
I fucking knew it.
555
00:27:10,672 --> 00:27:12,090
Knew what?
556
00:27:14,009 --> 00:27:15,760
[stammers] Nothing. Sorry.
557
00:27:16,886 --> 00:27:18,555
- Huh. Okay, we're off.
- [Jen] Hmm.
558
00:27:19,889 --> 00:27:21,569
I'll let you know about the flute lessons.
559
00:27:21,599 --> 00:27:22,642
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
560
00:27:24,394 --> 00:27:26,104
[rap plays]
561
00:27:27,647 --> 00:27:28,648
Lovely to meet you, Jen.
562
00:27:28,732 --> 00:27:30,150
You too, Nora.
563
00:27:30,233 --> 00:27:31,234
Bye.
564
00:27:32,277 --> 00:27:34,237
Just one big, happy family.
565
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:35,488
- Hmm.
- [chuckles]
566
00:27:35,572 --> 00:27:37,157
[sighs]
567
00:27:43,079 --> 00:27:44,289
[laughs]
568
00:27:45,123 --> 00:27:46,249
I was like this.
569
00:27:46,916 --> 00:27:48,894
- Like what is that? [chuckles]
- And she bought it?
570
00:27:48,918 --> 00:27:50,670
Yeah. [laughs]
571
00:27:50,754 --> 00:27:52,130
I almost feel bad for her.
572
00:27:52,714 --> 00:27:54,132
Fifty for mandy ain't bad.
573
00:27:56,092 --> 00:27:57,385
It was paracetamol.
574
00:27:57,927 --> 00:27:59,095
[both laughing]
575
00:28:00,472 --> 00:28:01,473
You're bad.
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