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小姐…小姐…
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小姐…
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小姐…
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小姐…
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小姐，快點！飛機快起飛啦
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李居士，我們這間房子的風水怎麼樣？
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沒問題！
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不可能，最近我一打牌就輸錢
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一定有點不對勁
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這樣呀，那我替妳看看房間吧
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好…
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請！請這邊
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別提輸錢的事
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小姐，快點
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小姐，快點，去機場的路上會塞車的
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菩提本無樹，明鏡亦非台
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本來無一物，何處惹塵埃
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不對，我們家裡的灰塵挺多的
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這…
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阿珍，妳搞什麼鬼？
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什麼？
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妳怎麼這樣？
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怎麼啦？
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爸爸媽媽早安，居士早安
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早安
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小師父早安
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阿珍，妳實在太不檢點了！
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我哪兒不檢點啦？！
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快穿回衣服，別見怪
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快！快回房去穿衣服去
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去呀！進去
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對不起…對不起
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李居士，實在太失禮了
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沒什麼！人一出世本來就是赤身裸體的
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妳女兒有慧根
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能領悟這麼高深的禪機
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我能不能約她出來談談佛偈？
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師父，你又想練習那個
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陰陽交合大法呀？！
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爸爸
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乖女兒，爸爸要妳參加英國夏令營
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無非是希望妳把英文學好一點
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將來移民，分數也可以高一點
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這些錢妳拿去用！
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-謝謝爸爸！ -記著
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千萬別讓妳媽知道
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不然，她說我把妳寵壞，知道嗎？
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拜拜！
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我現在要看風水，沒空陪妳
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我已經叫了司機送妳到機場去
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好！拜拜
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妳也別只顧唸書，要盡情地玩呀
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拜拜！
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拜拜！玩個痛快！
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阿珍，阿珍呀！
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媽！
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這次妳跟Amy到英國去
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一路上要互相照顧啊！
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我不會亂來的，放心吧
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這些錢妳拿著，用不著省吃儉用的
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妳爸爸不知道的
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謝謝媽媽！
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媽媽不送妳到機場去了
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一會兒看完了風水，媽媽在家裡打牌
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一定贏的！
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希望妳多贏一點
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-拜拜 -拜拜
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老張，送小姐到機場去
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一會兒回來買兩隻燒鵝
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知道了，太太！
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-拜拜 -拜拜
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準贏的！
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喂
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喂，John，你真的不能到機場送我？！
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去不了，公司事情多，很忙呀！
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今天是星期六，早點走不行嗎？
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真的不行呀，希望妳一路順風
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到了英國給我打個電話
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好吧！拜拜！
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英國很冷的，先把它穿上！
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Amy
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想淚灑機場呀？
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到那邊別吃太多老外的東西，沒好處的
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我知道
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那吃什麼？
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我給妳看一樣東西
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Amy，我現在每天都把護照帶在身上
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只要我存夠了錢
我馬上買機票到英國找妳，好嗎？
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好呀！
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我很捨不得妳！
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我也捨不得你！
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我會很想妳的
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小姐，名字改好了，可以登機了
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謝謝
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給你
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幹什麼？
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機票已改了你的名字
你可以跟Amy一塊去啦
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真的？
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-太好了！ -我們可以一塊去旅行了
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太好了！
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那妳呢？
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妳不用管我
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總之妳到了英國以後
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定期把這些明信片寄給我爸爸媽媽
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別忘啦
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沒問題
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那妳是不是就可以跟John…
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小滑頭呀！
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彼此彼此
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我們可以到這兒玩！
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這是尼斯湖
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會遇上水怪嗎？
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還可以去滑雪呢！
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該上飛機了
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是呀，我的車停在停車場
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妳拿去用吧
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好啊！
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太好了
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我先走啦，拜拜！
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拜拜！謝了！
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拜拜！
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我送妳進去吧
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不用了，我自己進去行了
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那怎麼行呀？
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你說你趕著要開會呀
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我告訴你，你給我乖乖的
不准泡妞玩女人！
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放心吧！
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不過我也不准妳勾引老外
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神經病，我只惦記著你一個人！
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我的小乖乖
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該check in了，時間差不多了
妳自己快進去吧
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-拜拜！ -拜拜！
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拜拜！拜拜！
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自由了
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Hello！上哪兒去呀？我剛送老闆上飛機
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順路的話我帶妳！
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剛從外地回來呀？
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（英語）妳懂英文嗎？
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（法語）妳好嗎？
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我剛從法國回來！
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這樣呀，我帶妳四處玩玩
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不用了
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那我帶妳去買東西，好不好？
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不喜歡？那到海洋公園去看海狗
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要不到沙灘看海星？
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不太好吧！
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不如到我家去喝杯東西
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我的雞尾酒做得一流！
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今天陽光普照，最好到我家看錄影帶！
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你早就該這麼說了
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上鉤了！
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坐好了沒有？
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關好了門沒有？
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準備開車啦
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扣好安全帶？OK
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嗨！
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喝點東西吧
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謝謝！什麼東西？
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我也不知道，我亂和一通的！
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希望不是春藥吧！
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不會
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妳在法國是幹Model的嗎？
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你為什麼猜我是Model呢？
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因為只有Model才有魔鬼的身材！
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對不起！
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妳喜歡不喜歡拍電影呀？
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我認識很多電影界的人
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我可以替妳介紹！
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太好了！
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其實我是一個導演
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-是嗎？ -待會兒我帶妳去試鏡，好不好？
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好啊！
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你有沒有聽到我的心跳得好快？
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心跳？！聽不到呀！
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那你用手去感覺一下！
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用手？
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糟了，我忘了我有病呀
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我的手沒有感覺
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我現在只剩下臉部跟腳底有感覺呀
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妳說用哪一種感覺好呢？
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用臉呀！
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用臉？好！
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你結婚了沒有？
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結了，不過我老婆並不瞭解我
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她管你管得很嚴呢？是吧
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我朋友都說我是情場浪子
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妳說她管得嚴不嚴呢？
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那你是沒人管了？
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我老婆叫布感管
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所以說我可以說是為所欲為！
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妳還有沒有問題？
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沒有的話，我就用我的臉
來輕撫妳的胸口啦！
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你知不知道你老婆沒有上飛機？！
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哪個老婆呀！
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你老婆呀！
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我老婆？妳怎麼知道是我老婆？
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她穿著黃色衣服，還追著我們的車子！
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黃色衣服？追著我們的車子？
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你不是情場浪子嗎？
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浪子已經回頭了！
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你不是為所欲為的嗎？
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我忘了告訴妳
為所欲為的是我老婆，不是我呀！
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妳快穿上衣服走吧，快走吧！
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我老婆煮東西有一手
妳聽過烹夫案沒有？
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她會把我們煮了吃掉呀！
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老公，老公
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剛才跟你一起上車的女人是誰呀？
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是一個瞎子
209
00:12:28,126 --> 00:12:29,834
她以為我開的是計程車
210
00:12:29,834 --> 00:12:32,167
我覺得好很可憐，順便送她一程
211
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拜拜！布感管！
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00:12:40,167 --> 00:12:42,209
你騙我，你這死鬼！
213
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饒命呀！
214
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看我今天怎麼收拾你！我揍死你！
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00:12:48,917 --> 00:12:49,667
計程車！
216
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慘啦，車子撞成這樣子
這個月怎麼辦？
217
00:13:04,167 --> 00:13:06,834
妳這個臭娘們，大白天的露出兩個咪咪
218
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乾脆把褲子也脫了吧！
219
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John！
220
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妳不是去了英國嗎？
221
00:14:04,834 --> 00:14:07,084
沒話說了吧？你們呆著吧！
222
00:15:20,792 --> 00:15:24,667
我決定一個人上鳳凰山
我想孤獨地過一夜
223
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這麼做，是不是很傻呢？
224
00:15:29,292 --> 00:15:32,334
其實，我只是想用自己的方法
去體驗生活
225
00:15:35,542 --> 00:15:36,709
那並不一定去英國呀！
226
00:15:37,667 --> 00:15:40,709
我連自己的機票都送給Amy的男朋友
227
00:15:41,959 --> 00:15:43,126
我喜歡香港
228
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我也喜歡孤獨
229
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本來我今天很開心的
230
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因為我作弄了一個好色鬼
231
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最可恨就是John
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他泡了別的女孩子又不告訴我，我恨他
233
00:15:58,626 --> 00:15:59,751
我最恨人騙我
234
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:03,376
不過不要緊，過了今天
235
00:16:03,834 --> 00:16:07,917
明天日出就會告訴我
新的一天又開始了
236
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嗨…
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正點
238
00:17:27,042 --> 00:17:28,792
嗨，想上哪兒呀？
239
00:17:34,001 --> 00:17:35,126
是一個日本妞
240
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上來吧
241
00:17:39,751 --> 00:17:40,667
可惜我不懂日文
242
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是呀！
243
00:17:41,334 --> 00:17:42,751
不然就能揩油了
244
00:17:43,001 --> 00:17:44,334
別說了，開車吧！
245
00:17:48,542 --> 00:17:50,876
日本妞的皮膚可真是滑溜溜的呀！
246
00:17:51,292 --> 00:17:52,626
那兩個球也不小呀
247
00:17:54,501 --> 00:17:56,001
妳會不會說國語？
248
00:17:57,459 --> 00:17:58,792
（英語）會不會說英文？
249
00:18:01,876 --> 00:18:04,209
她只會說日本話，連英文都聽不懂！
250
00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:05,001
是嗎？
251
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:07,126
想不想試試，我很棒的！
252
00:18:07,959 --> 00:18:08,667
很棒！
253
00:18:09,626 --> 00:18:11,084
她也覺得我很棒！
254
00:18:11,084 --> 00:18:12,959
操？那你還不去幹？
255
00:18:13,751 --> 00:18:15,542
怎麼樣？他叫我幹妳！
256
00:18:15,751 --> 00:18:16,626
幹你？
257
00:18:17,167 --> 00:18:18,834
人家說要幹妳呀！
258
00:18:19,042 --> 00:18:21,542
那沒辦法了，我只好坐著讓她幹啦！
259
00:18:21,542 --> 00:18:24,626
是啊，那還等什麼呢？去呀
260
00:18:52,959 --> 00:18:54,459
妳不是要幹我嗎？
261
00:19:02,334 --> 00:19:03,459
妳想跑？
262
00:19:06,126 --> 00:19:07,417
往哪兒跑？
263
00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:13,251
正點呀
264
00:19:22,251 --> 00:19:23,292
我投降啦！
265
00:19:23,709 --> 00:19:25,084
你們想幹什麼？
266
00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:29,084
假扮日本妞？
267
00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:30,251
還挺像的
268
00:19:31,251 --> 00:19:33,459
正點？正點？
269
00:19:40,501 --> 00:19:42,834
我的小兄弟完了完了！
270
00:19:46,376 --> 00:19:49,001
臭娘們，別讓我再看見妳
271
00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:04,376
老公，這裡的風景還真不錯
272
00:20:12,917 --> 00:20:13,834
老公，你怎麼啦？
273
00:20:13,834 --> 00:20:15,126
沒…
274
00:20:21,209 --> 00:20:23,001
老公，你是不是不舒服了？
275
00:20:27,751 --> 00:20:29,126
你有心臟病不准看
276
00:20:29,501 --> 00:20:32,126
妳這個臭婊子，妳這麼下賤無恥
277
00:20:32,126 --> 00:20:34,126
死妖精，不要臉
278
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:36,501
當眾換衣服，簡直就是下賤貨
279
00:20:37,417 --> 00:20:38,459
妳也可以啊
280
00:20:38,751 --> 00:20:40,417
不過，準嚇死人
281
00:20:40,751 --> 00:20:42,209
怪不得他有心臟病
282
00:20:42,209 --> 00:20:44,667
身材好為什麼不給人看，對不對？
283
00:20:45,792 --> 00:20:46,792
漂亮嗎？
284
00:20:47,751 --> 00:20:48,834
再看一次
285
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,084
不准看！
286
00:20:53,417 --> 00:20:55,459
臭婊子，妳快給我滾呀
287
00:20:55,459 --> 00:20:57,126
要不然我讓警察來抓妳
288
00:20:58,584 --> 00:20:59,376
死妖精
289
00:20:59,876 --> 00:21:01,417
老公…老公
290
00:21:02,292 --> 00:21:04,792
死相，你看她不如看我好了
291
00:21:04,792 --> 00:21:06,209
我不比她差呀！
292
00:21:19,834 --> 00:21:22,001
就停在警察局門口，有你好看的！
293
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,417
她那一腳可真要命
294
00:21:34,417 --> 00:21:36,542
踢得我腎呀膀胱都痛呀
295
00:21:36,542 --> 00:21:39,292
我還聽到我的子孫在喊救命呀！
296
00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:43,001
有輛車來了
297
00:21:43,667 --> 00:21:47,292
停車…停
298
00:21:49,042 --> 00:21:50,001
我們這麼英俊也不停呀？
299
00:21:50,001 --> 00:21:50,917
就是嘛
300
00:21:56,667 --> 00:21:57,959
高一點…再高一點
301
00:21:58,876 --> 00:21:59,667
那是我們的車呀
302
00:21:59,667 --> 00:22:00,417
是呀…
303
00:22:00,417 --> 00:22:01,167
過去看看
304
00:22:01,626 --> 00:22:03,584
警官
305
00:22:03,626 --> 00:22:05,542
警官，這是我的車，別拖走呀
306
00:22:06,042 --> 00:22:08,667
是呀，別拖我們的車，我們已經夠慘啦
307
00:22:08,667 --> 00:22:09,709
是呀！好慘呀
308
00:22:09,709 --> 00:22:13,501
你們兩個是很慘，這些罰單，慢慢交吧
309
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:16,667
臭娘們！
310
00:22:16,667 --> 00:22:17,542
賤貨！
311
00:22:26,917 --> 00:22:29,584
這個旅程的第二天就這麼過去了
312
00:22:30,501 --> 00:22:34,209
可是到目前為止
好像還沒有發生什麼高興的事情
313
00:22:34,667 --> 00:22:37,126
今天還差點讓兩個色狼強姦了呢
314
00:22:37,751 --> 00:22:39,626
幸虧我教訓了他們一頓
315
00:22:40,334 --> 00:22:41,167
還有一個三八
316
00:22:42,126 --> 00:22:45,792
她老公可真慘，讓我整得差點沒了命
317
00:22:46,501 --> 00:22:48,376
她呀還說了好多難聽的話
318
00:22:49,001 --> 00:22:51,251
現在又不是十八世紀三十年代
319
00:22:51,709 --> 00:22:53,834
難道非得上演鐵公雞不可？
320
00:22:54,626 --> 00:22:58,001
他們為什麼不能高高興興地相處呢？
321
00:22:58,917 --> 00:23:01,459
我希望能遇見高興的事情
322
00:23:03,917 --> 00:23:05,376
這麼快就有好戲看了
323
00:24:37,167 --> 00:24:37,959
嗨！
324
00:24:41,626 --> 00:24:42,292
你看
325
00:24:51,792 --> 00:24:53,667
我肚子餓了，請我吃巧克力好嗎？
326
00:24:54,751 --> 00:24:55,542
請隨便
327
00:24:56,001 --> 00:24:57,459
對了，妳怎麼在這兒？
328
00:24:57,834 --> 00:24:58,792
我住在隔壁
329
00:24:58,792 --> 00:25:00,626
妳怎麼進來的？妳會飛呀？
330
00:25:00,751 --> 00:25:02,042
我是從外星來的嘛
331
00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:05,542
外星？！外星人喜歡偷看人家做愛嗎？
332
00:25:05,709 --> 00:25:06,876
我不是有意的
333
00:25:07,542 --> 00:25:10,376
你們做得太投入了
聲音把我吸引過來的
334
00:25:10,626 --> 00:25:12,459
不投入有什麼意思？
335
00:25:12,751 --> 00:25:14,042
當然啦…
336
00:25:15,459 --> 00:25:17,376
偷看人家做愛真的很有快感嗎？
337
00:25:17,459 --> 00:25:20,292
我起初以為有，可是看了也沒什麼
338
00:25:20,542 --> 00:25:21,501
挺過癮的！
339
00:25:22,042 --> 00:25:23,751
我想，做比看好玩
340
00:25:25,084 --> 00:25:26,251
妳是不是想做？
341
00:25:26,459 --> 00:25:27,834
我可以教妳幾招
342
00:25:27,834 --> 00:25:29,876
剛認識就做，很難投入的
343
00:25:29,876 --> 00:25:31,876
說真的，不投入千萬別做
344
00:25:33,126 --> 00:25:33,876
說得對
345
00:25:34,001 --> 00:25:35,709
我們兩個最投入
346
00:26:06,376 --> 00:26:08,084
我覺得你們好開心哦
347
00:26:08,334 --> 00:26:09,501
你們認識很久啦？
348
00:26:10,001 --> 00:26:10,917
已經三天了
349
00:26:13,501 --> 00:26:15,584
你一向這麼對待你認識的女孩子嗎？
350
00:26:17,417 --> 00:26:19,251
我對每一個人都是真心的
351
00:26:21,209 --> 00:26:23,792
我享受愛情帶給我的快樂
352
00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:27,792
但是我不能忍受沒有感覺的愛情
353
00:26:28,417 --> 00:26:32,167
所以，當我發覺愛的感覺
已經消失的時候
354
00:26:32,876 --> 00:26:34,667
我就會追尋另一段愛情
355
00:26:35,376 --> 00:26:36,751
你要追尋到什麼時候？
356
00:26:37,709 --> 00:26:40,834
我也不知道，也許這輩子也找不到
357
00:26:52,792 --> 00:26:53,626
妳睡醒啦？！
358
00:27:19,667 --> 00:27:22,334
介意我們兩個再一次的投入嗎？
359
00:27:22,917 --> 00:27:24,751
不介意，請便
360
00:27:24,751 --> 00:27:26,042
那我們盡情投入了
361
00:28:09,876 --> 00:28:11,084
大情人，你們要走了
362
00:28:11,084 --> 00:28:13,167
是呀，我們想到那邊去玩
363
00:28:13,167 --> 00:28:14,459
要不要跟我們一塊去？
364
00:28:14,459 --> 00:28:16,167
不要了，我在這兒走走
365
00:28:16,334 --> 00:28:17,542
那我們先走啦
366
00:28:18,042 --> 00:28:19,084
-拜拜 -拜拜
367
00:28:19,167 --> 00:28:19,834
拜拜
368
00:28:21,251 --> 00:28:22,709
妳真壞，妳打我！
369
00:28:23,209 --> 00:28:26,209
別跑，還跑？
370
00:29:28,459 --> 00:29:30,126
小姐，這些東西是我的
371
00:29:30,334 --> 00:29:31,417
帽子很可愛
372
00:29:31,417 --> 00:29:33,417
我戴戴，別那麼小器嘛
373
00:29:35,042 --> 00:29:35,917
妳來度假？
374
00:29:36,501 --> 00:29:37,792
我想是吧，你呢？
375
00:29:38,292 --> 00:29:39,126
我來寫劇本
376
00:29:39,542 --> 00:29:41,667
寫劇本？！電影劇本？！
377
00:29:43,501 --> 00:29:45,042
還說寫劇本？！
378
00:29:47,459 --> 00:29:48,792
我看你是畫畫的嘛？！
379
00:29:49,917 --> 00:29:52,501
是誰規定，編劇不能畫畫？
380
00:29:53,376 --> 00:29:54,917
我在寫一個關於女人的故事
381
00:29:55,251 --> 00:29:57,001
沒什麼靈感，隨便畫畫咯！
382
00:29:57,834 --> 00:29:58,959
畫得挺漂亮的
383
00:30:00,292 --> 00:30:01,376
會不會畫人？
384
00:30:01,376 --> 00:30:02,042
會
385
00:30:02,251 --> 00:30:03,417
會不會畫我？
386
00:30:04,126 --> 00:30:06,167
妳呀？！我只會畫大美人
387
00:30:06,834 --> 00:30:07,876
好呀？！我試試
388
00:30:23,292 --> 00:30:24,042
妳看
389
00:30:27,834 --> 00:30:29,709
好像呀，送給我吧
390
00:30:29,959 --> 00:30:30,626
喜歡嗎？
391
00:30:30,626 --> 00:30:31,292
喜歡
392
00:30:31,584 --> 00:30:32,501
你走啦？！
393
00:30:32,792 --> 00:30:33,667
我該走啦
394
00:30:34,292 --> 00:30:35,459
-拜拜 -拜拜
395
00:30:50,459 --> 00:30:51,376
妳幹嘛跟著我？
396
00:30:51,667 --> 00:30:52,709
跟你回家咯
397
00:30:52,709 --> 00:30:53,667
跟我回家幹什麼？
398
00:30:54,084 --> 00:30:55,292
你說你在寫劇本
399
00:30:55,292 --> 00:30:56,542
我可以幫你想呀
400
00:30:56,792 --> 00:30:58,167
你說你要寫女人的戲
401
00:30:58,167 --> 00:30:59,251
我可以教你呀
402
00:30:59,834 --> 00:31:02,459
走啦，快點吧，我不會強姦妳的
403
00:31:04,667 --> 00:31:05,459
來
404
00:31:13,126 --> 00:31:15,042
這就是我寫稿的奮鬥房了
405
00:31:16,417 --> 00:31:18,376
你寫稿像打仗似的
406
00:31:22,667 --> 00:31:24,459
男子漢大丈夫看姊妹？！
407
00:31:24,459 --> 00:31:26,042
不然怎麼知道女人在想什麼？
408
00:31:26,709 --> 00:31:28,084
那你知不知道我在想什麼？
409
00:31:28,626 --> 00:31:30,167
妳在想，我在想什麼！
410
00:31:31,126 --> 00:31:32,626
我在想今天晚上吃什麼
411
00:31:32,626 --> 00:31:33,917
總之不會虧待妳的！
412
00:31:34,251 --> 00:31:35,459
來，妳隨便坐坐
413
00:31:35,459 --> 00:31:36,667
我上去洗個澡！
414
00:32:25,126 --> 00:32:27,792
搞什麼鬼？大熱天吃火鍋
415
00:32:28,001 --> 00:32:29,001
蒸氣浴呀？
416
00:32:29,126 --> 00:32:30,584
簡單嘛，不必費神！
417
00:32:30,917 --> 00:32:32,459
來，吃個冬菇！
418
00:32:34,126 --> 00:32:35,126
還有沒有辣椒了？
419
00:32:35,501 --> 00:32:36,417
廚房裡有！
420
00:32:37,042 --> 00:32:38,042
妳喜歡吃辣椒呀？
421
00:32:38,501 --> 00:32:40,167
何止喜歡，簡直是酷愛呀！
422
00:32:41,751 --> 00:32:44,834
吃火鍋不吃辣椒乾脆別吃，是不是？
423
00:32:44,834 --> 00:32:46,292
-當然… -我去切一點！
424
00:32:51,876 --> 00:32:52,667
來點吧
425
00:32:55,292 --> 00:32:56,251
夠了嗎？
426
00:32:56,251 --> 00:32:57,376
剩下妳吃吧
427
00:33:03,334 --> 00:33:04,126
太好了！
428
00:33:08,334 --> 00:33:09,459
這個辣椒不夠辣
429
00:33:10,501 --> 00:33:11,584
加點辣椒油！
430
00:33:13,667 --> 00:33:14,542
你要不要？
431
00:33:14,709 --> 00:33:16,501
不要了，我喜歡原味
432
00:33:17,834 --> 00:33:18,626
還不快吃？
433
00:33:19,209 --> 00:33:19,876
吃！
434
00:33:26,042 --> 00:33:27,626
是不是？不夠辣吧？
435
00:33:28,459 --> 00:33:30,834
是呀，是呀！
436
00:33:32,626 --> 00:33:33,709
還是不夠辣！
437
00:33:34,876 --> 00:33:36,126
這樣整鍋都辣了！
438
00:33:37,167 --> 00:33:38,334
你能吃辣的嘛！
439
00:33:40,126 --> 00:33:41,209
來，吃吧！
440
00:34:04,626 --> 00:34:05,459
再來一塊
441
00:34:06,126 --> 00:34:06,792
謝謝
442
00:34:15,709 --> 00:34:17,001
還不算太辣
443
00:34:18,459 --> 00:34:19,709
妳笑什麼？
444
00:34:22,126 --> 00:34:24,126
滿頭都是汗，我去洗個澡
445
00:34:48,167 --> 00:34:49,459
你的內褲好可愛
446
00:34:51,626 --> 00:34:52,834
別動我的內褲嘛
447
00:34:53,792 --> 00:34:54,667
剛洗的！
448
00:34:55,334 --> 00:34:56,667
能不能給我乾淨的衣服？
449
00:34:57,251 --> 00:34:57,917
等會兒
450
00:35:04,584 --> 00:35:05,667
衣服拿來啦
451
00:35:09,167 --> 00:35:10,459
內褲有什麼好笑的？！
452
00:35:25,542 --> 00:35:28,042
怎麼啦？你不看電視看我幹什麼？
453
00:35:31,001 --> 00:35:31,876
我們玩個遊戲
454
00:35:33,001 --> 00:35:33,917
玩什麼？
455
00:35:34,042 --> 00:35:36,209
玩…真心話還是大冒險！
456
00:35:36,209 --> 00:35:37,042
怎麼玩？
457
00:35:40,334 --> 00:35:42,542
真心話呢，就是要說實話
458
00:35:42,542 --> 00:35:44,334
不說實話，嘴巴會生瘡！
459
00:35:44,792 --> 00:35:48,876
大冒險呢，就是我叫妳做什麼
妳都要去做
460
00:35:49,917 --> 00:35:51,417
不過我不會叫妳做變態的事
461
00:35:52,709 --> 00:35:53,876
-我問啦 -好吧
462
00:35:54,542 --> 00:35:55,917
真心話還是大冒險？
463
00:35:55,917 --> 00:35:56,834
真心話！
464
00:35:59,334 --> 00:36:00,459
妳幾歲開始做那個？
465
00:36:00,626 --> 00:36:01,334
哪個？
466
00:36:01,876 --> 00:36:02,709
那個咯！
467
00:36:03,167 --> 00:36:04,042
十六歲！
468
00:36:06,417 --> 00:36:07,209
到妳了！
469
00:36:08,167 --> 00:36:09,459
真心話還是大冒險？
470
00:36:09,459 --> 00:36:10,209
真心話！
471
00:36:11,042 --> 00:36:13,001
你喜不喜歡你的伴侶用嘴？
472
00:36:15,917 --> 00:36:16,792
喜歡
473
00:36:18,626 --> 00:36:19,417
輪到你了
474
00:36:19,417 --> 00:36:20,084
好
475
00:36:20,334 --> 00:36:21,501
真心話還是大冒險？
476
00:36:21,501 --> 00:36:22,292
大冒險
477
00:36:24,626 --> 00:36:25,792
妳用瓶子示範一下
478
00:36:52,126 --> 00:36:52,959
滿意了嗎？
479
00:36:54,292 --> 00:36:57,501
輪到我了，真心話還是大冒險？
480
00:36:57,501 --> 00:36:58,292
真心話！
481
00:36:58,501 --> 00:37:01,167
你第一次見我的時候
想不想跟我上床？
482
00:37:06,084 --> 00:37:07,209
你一定要說真話！
483
00:37:08,334 --> 00:37:09,001
想！
484
00:37:11,709 --> 00:37:12,917
那你還等什麼？
485
00:41:07,376 --> 00:41:08,292
好了
486
00:41:10,459 --> 00:41:12,667
妳看，還不錯吧？
487
00:41:21,376 --> 00:41:22,292
行不行呀？
488
00:41:23,042 --> 00:41:23,834
行了
489
00:41:26,084 --> 00:41:26,917
不給你看
490
00:41:27,042 --> 00:41:29,959
拿來看看，我看看你把我畫成什麼樣子
是不是畫得很醜
491
00:41:29,959 --> 00:41:31,376
-拿來呀！ -很像你！
492
00:41:34,334 --> 00:41:35,584
這是我嗎？
493
00:41:41,376 --> 00:41:42,126
偷襲我？
494
00:41:42,126 --> 00:41:43,292
你死定了！
495
00:41:43,667 --> 00:41:44,834
還跑？
496
00:41:45,209 --> 00:41:46,126
別跑！
497
00:41:49,626 --> 00:41:52,709
是什麼呀？這麼大一枝
498
00:41:52,709 --> 00:41:53,834
你不許過來呀
499
00:41:55,542 --> 00:41:56,501
你不許過來呀
500
00:41:57,584 --> 00:41:59,126
-射死你… -還跑？
501
00:41:59,126 --> 00:42:01,376
完了完了！好厲害呀！
502
00:42:08,001 --> 00:42:09,167
寫得怎麼樣？
503
00:42:10,376 --> 00:42:11,334
很累吧！
504
00:42:11,709 --> 00:42:12,876
想不出來！
505
00:42:55,667 --> 00:42:56,667
好遠哦
506
00:42:57,917 --> 00:42:58,792
有車！
507
00:43:01,459 --> 00:43:02,667
看我的！
508
00:43:06,959 --> 00:43:08,584
不管用！走了
509
00:43:08,584 --> 00:43:09,751
妳的魅力不夠
510
00:43:10,126 --> 00:43:12,334
又有車子來，看我啦！讓我來
511
00:43:14,084 --> 00:43:17,001
給點面子吧
512
00:43:20,292 --> 00:43:22,626
-停車！停車！ -停車了，送我們一程
513
00:43:24,001 --> 00:43:26,459
帥哥，想搭順風車呀？
514
00:43:28,251 --> 00:43:30,376
快走，不然我的屁眼不保
515
00:43:31,709 --> 00:43:32,751
這一條好不好？
516
00:43:32,751 --> 00:43:33,709
好魚
517
00:43:47,959 --> 00:43:49,001
我去買一副太陽眼鏡
518
00:43:49,001 --> 00:43:49,959
你先挑水果
519
00:43:49,959 --> 00:43:51,667
好！待會兒我來找妳
520
00:44:00,417 --> 00:44:01,501
請隨便挑
521
00:44:03,042 --> 00:44:05,209
小姐，妳的眼睛很漂亮
522
00:44:05,209 --> 00:44:07,626
戴這麼大的太陽眼鏡全遮住了
523
00:44:07,626 --> 00:44:08,417
是嗎？
524
00:44:08,459 --> 00:44:09,584
我幫妳選一副吧
525
00:44:10,042 --> 00:44:10,751
怎麼樣？
526
00:44:12,167 --> 00:44:14,876
很合適，很襯妳的皮膚和臉型
527
00:44:14,876 --> 00:44:15,834
妳看看，是不是？
528
00:44:17,376 --> 00:44:18,167
多少錢？
529
00:44:18,501 --> 00:44:20,209
難得妳喜歡，送給妳吧！
530
00:44:20,667 --> 00:44:21,459
那怎麼行呢？
531
00:44:21,459 --> 00:44:22,459
我們有緣嘛
532
00:44:25,167 --> 00:44:28,001
試試看，這條裙子很漂亮的
533
00:44:28,501 --> 00:44:29,417
送給妳！
534
00:44:30,876 --> 00:44:32,376
這樣你會倒閉的！
535
00:44:32,376 --> 00:44:34,084
到我店來的都是我的朋友
536
00:44:34,084 --> 00:44:35,167
當見面禮好了
537
00:44:35,376 --> 00:44:36,876
來，試試看
538
00:44:37,792 --> 00:44:38,667
好漂亮
539
00:44:38,917 --> 00:44:41,751
妳看看，很襯妳的眼鏡和妳的身材啊
540
00:44:42,834 --> 00:44:43,792
水果買了嗎？
541
00:44:44,542 --> 00:44:45,626
這個人真無聊！
542
00:44:45,626 --> 00:44:48,959
不會呀，他送給了我一條裙子
還有這個眼鏡也是免費的
543
00:44:48,959 --> 00:44:49,709
小姐
544
00:44:49,917 --> 00:44:51,376
我今天晚上在卡拉OK等妳
545
00:44:51,376 --> 00:44:52,542
好呀，到時再說
546
00:44:52,542 --> 00:44:54,792
妳一定要來，我很想唱歌讓妳聽聽！
547
00:44:54,792 --> 00:44:55,584
拜拜！
548
00:44:58,709 --> 00:44:59,667
渴死了！
549
00:45:08,792 --> 00:45:10,584
妳今天晚上真的想去卡拉OK呀？
550
00:45:10,584 --> 00:45:11,376
也許吧
551
00:45:12,876 --> 00:45:13,709
妳真的要去？
552
00:45:15,876 --> 00:45:16,876
看心情再說
553
00:45:19,584 --> 00:45:21,209
妳會不會剛認識一個男孩…
554
00:45:22,251 --> 00:45:23,292
…當天就跟他做…
555
00:45:23,292 --> 00:45:24,251
做什麼？
556
00:45:26,084 --> 00:45:27,334
做…那個！
557
00:45:28,584 --> 00:45:31,459
要是我喜歡那個人，他能使我快樂
558
00:45:31,876 --> 00:45:32,917
我想我會的！
559
00:45:35,376 --> 00:45:37,209
想做就去做
560
00:45:37,209 --> 00:45:38,501
而且會盡情去做！
561
00:45:42,001 --> 00:45:43,751
妳整天錄音，錄些什麼？
562
00:45:44,542 --> 00:45:46,417
我把它當成日記嘛
563
00:45:46,417 --> 00:45:47,542
有沒有我的份？
564
00:45:50,084 --> 00:45:51,334
你的我還沒錄呢！
565
00:46:02,334 --> 00:46:03,292
那個男人是誰？
566
00:46:03,751 --> 00:46:04,792
說了你也不認識
567
00:46:05,542 --> 00:46:07,001
妳把跟男人上床的事錄下來
568
00:46:07,001 --> 00:46:07,876
是不是怕忘了？
569
00:46:08,334 --> 00:46:09,209
你說什麼呀？
570
00:46:09,501 --> 00:46:11,667
妳這個人真是，妳到底想怎麼樣？
571
00:46:12,542 --> 00:46:13,751
我懶得理你！
572
00:46:13,751 --> 00:46:15,959
妳真的穿這件衣服去聽那小子唱歌？
573
00:46:17,334 --> 00:46:18,792
既然好看幹嘛不穿呢？
574
00:46:19,917 --> 00:46:20,834
妳是不是非要去？
575
00:46:21,751 --> 00:46:22,751
我本來不去的！
576
00:46:33,126 --> 00:46:34,542
每一次都是妳喝
577
00:46:35,459 --> 00:46:37,042
我沒酒喝真不過癮！
578
00:46:39,001 --> 00:46:41,542
來，輸的人先猜
579
00:46:43,126 --> 00:46:44,167
四個四！
580
00:46:44,167 --> 00:46:46,084
四個四？剛剛學會就撒謊！
581
00:46:47,334 --> 00:46:48,459
我六個四！
582
00:46:49,501 --> 00:46:50,292
開
583
00:46:51,542 --> 00:46:53,667
我一個四，除非你是豹子
584
00:46:54,209 --> 00:46:56,334
妳運氣不好，我真是豹子
585
00:46:57,084 --> 00:46:58,042
來，喝！
586
00:47:00,334 --> 00:47:02,917
阿珍，太無聊了，我們走吧
587
00:47:04,209 --> 00:47:05,792
不無聊，好興奮啊！
588
00:47:05,792 --> 00:47:07,084
別玩了，走吧
589
00:47:07,334 --> 00:47:09,667
這多沒意思，每一次都是妳喝
590
00:47:09,667 --> 00:47:11,042
我們去跳舞吧
591
00:47:11,042 --> 00:47:12,459
大衛，一塊跳舞吧
592
00:47:12,459 --> 00:47:14,626
來，快點來吧
593
00:47:47,917 --> 00:47:49,542
扮日本妞的臭娘們呀！
594
00:47:54,042 --> 00:47:56,292
我去揍她一頓讓她瞧瞧我的厲害！
595
00:47:56,292 --> 00:47:58,001
別衝動！這裡人這麼多！
596
00:47:58,501 --> 00:48:01,126
她把我們的老二
踢得整個星期不能用呀！
597
00:48:01,126 --> 00:48:02,917
老兄，我們想幹人家
598
00:48:02,917 --> 00:48:05,167
讓人家踢踢老二也是應該的嘛！
599
00:48:06,584 --> 00:48:08,626
來，先坐下來，看情況再說
600
00:48:08,626 --> 00:48:09,542
媽的
601
00:48:18,876 --> 00:48:21,251
我好渴啊，我先去喝點東西
602
00:48:21,251 --> 00:48:22,626
好！快點回來吧
603
00:48:25,751 --> 00:48:27,126
別喝了，我們走吧！
604
00:48:27,876 --> 00:48:28,709
我們回家吧
605
00:48:28,709 --> 00:48:29,501
不要
606
00:48:29,709 --> 00:48:30,751
走啦！這裡的人看了就不順眼
607
00:48:30,751 --> 00:48:32,917
你陪我跳舞嘛！我要你陪我跳舞！
608
00:48:32,917 --> 00:48:33,876
我想跳舞
609
00:48:34,209 --> 00:48:37,459
小妞，快來呀，這裡好刺激呀！
610
00:48:37,459 --> 00:48:38,209
來啦
611
00:48:39,084 --> 00:48:40,751
怎麼樣？去跳舞吧？
612
00:48:41,209 --> 00:48:42,501
不跳啦，回家吧！
613
00:48:42,959 --> 00:48:44,417
你老是說要回家
614
00:48:44,417 --> 00:48:45,417
你回去好了
615
00:49:06,626 --> 00:49:07,876
是不是很悶呀？
616
00:49:28,251 --> 00:49:30,376
怎麼？連你也被她放鴿子啦？
617
00:49:31,292 --> 00:49:32,167
什麼放鴿子？
618
00:49:32,626 --> 00:49:35,292
那個妞呀，我們領教過了！
619
00:49:35,876 --> 00:49:37,917
是呀！幹一次三千塊是貴了點
620
00:49:37,917 --> 00:49:39,501
不過這妞很正點
621
00:49:39,501 --> 00:49:41,792
三炮憋足一炮幹，也值得呀！
622
00:49:41,792 --> 00:49:44,834
老兄，只要三千塊，全套奉送
623
00:49:44,834 --> 00:49:48,126
還來些花式，又會計算角度
624
00:49:48,126 --> 00:49:49,876
簡直性愛高手！
625
00:49:50,209 --> 00:49:52,667
說得對！梅開三度，面不改色
626
00:49:52,667 --> 00:49:55,167
簡直是物超所值呀！
627
00:49:56,709 --> 00:49:58,001
你們說什麼呀？
628
00:49:59,209 --> 00:50:00,376
神經病！
629
00:50:02,417 --> 00:50:03,209
去尿尿…
630
00:50:03,209 --> 00:50:03,876
一塊去…
631
00:50:14,167 --> 00:50:15,251
女朋友不見啦？
632
00:50:15,251 --> 00:50:16,792
不如陪我喝杯酒
633
00:50:16,792 --> 00:50:18,459
我一會兒就醉了！
634
00:50:18,959 --> 00:50:20,626
不能喝就別喝了，阿姨
635
00:50:21,042 --> 00:50:22,042
王八蛋！
636
00:50:31,501 --> 00:50:32,251
好壞呀
637
00:50:32,251 --> 00:50:33,292
才不壞呢！
638
00:50:36,417 --> 00:50:38,834
我只是請妳看影碟嘛，好不好？
639
00:50:39,126 --> 00:50:40,417
我不想看
640
00:50:40,834 --> 00:50:43,501
為什麼不看？很正點的
641
00:50:45,792 --> 00:50:48,042
我家的音響很棒的
642
00:50:48,501 --> 00:50:49,959
好不好？來嘛
643
00:50:50,084 --> 00:50:52,584
別這樣…別這樣
644
00:50:52,584 --> 00:50:53,876
到我家裡去吧
645
00:50:54,709 --> 00:50:56,917
不去啦，我要回家了，拜拜！
646
00:51:16,042 --> 00:51:17,251
妳沒跟那小子回家？
647
00:51:17,501 --> 00:51:18,376
你聽我說嘛！
648
00:51:19,167 --> 00:51:20,709
三千塊一次太貴了
649
00:51:21,334 --> 00:51:22,167
我付不起呀！
650
00:51:22,167 --> 00:51:23,292
什麼三千塊一次？
651
00:51:23,751 --> 00:51:24,834
還想裝淑女？
652
00:51:25,417 --> 00:51:27,167
話要說明了就沒什麼意思！
653
00:51:28,417 --> 00:51:30,667
那你是要我走啦，是不是？
654
00:52:51,334 --> 00:52:53,126
糟了，送牛奶了！
655
00:52:56,334 --> 00:52:57,459
一褲子都是
656
00:52:59,709 --> 00:53:01,876
妳先等我一會兒，很快就起來了
657
00:53:04,209 --> 00:53:05,876
那個誰，妳先別走呀
658
00:53:06,501 --> 00:53:07,834
有起色啦
659
00:53:08,584 --> 00:53:09,667
真的有起色啦！
660
00:53:28,834 --> 00:53:30,126
我整晚都想著你！
661
00:53:32,417 --> 00:53:33,209
進來再說！
662
00:53:37,376 --> 00:53:38,667
你喝了這麼多啤酒？
663
00:53:39,251 --> 00:53:40,001
捨不得我呀？
664
00:53:44,042 --> 00:53:45,417
我不是你想像的那種人！
665
00:53:45,876 --> 00:53:47,584
妳昨天晚上是不是在那小子家裡？
666
00:53:49,834 --> 00:53:50,501
是的！
667
00:53:50,584 --> 00:53:52,167
那有沒有讓他…
668
00:53:52,167 --> 00:53:52,876
有！
669
00:53:59,376 --> 00:54:00,917
你不想知道就別問嘛
670
00:54:01,542 --> 00:54:02,751
你喜歡我撒謊嗎？
671
00:54:04,209 --> 00:54:06,126
原來我以為可以找一個人代替你
672
00:54:07,417 --> 00:54:08,917
可是我現在才知道
673
00:54:08,917 --> 00:54:09,917
我只喜歡你！
674
00:54:15,042 --> 00:54:18,584
如果你也喜歡我的話
我們就可以開開心心的在一起啦
675
00:54:18,584 --> 00:54:20,501
但是我連妳是誰都不知道
676
00:54:20,876 --> 00:54:22,501
我對你的事情也知道得不多呀
677
00:54:23,501 --> 00:54:26,542
我只知道…我喜歡你
678
00:54:50,084 --> 00:54:51,209
我說的是真的
679
00:54:51,209 --> 00:54:54,459
跟你在一起，我覺得很開心
680
00:54:55,376 --> 00:54:56,417
妳為什麼喜歡我？
681
00:54:57,459 --> 00:54:59,709
我喜歡你發脾氣的時候，像個小孩子
682
00:55:35,959 --> 00:55:37,751
妳摸妳自己，就像我摸妳一樣
683
00:55:49,042 --> 00:55:50,542
我平時是這麼摸妳的嗎？
684
00:57:48,001 --> 00:57:50,376
有沒有客人給錢要妳這麼做？
685
00:57:51,709 --> 00:57:52,667
什麼客人？
686
00:57:52,667 --> 00:57:53,501
嫖客！
687
00:58:20,001 --> 00:58:23,459
我還以為找到了自己真正喜歡的男人
688
00:58:24,126 --> 00:58:26,209
想不到，這麼快就吹了
689
00:58:28,084 --> 00:58:30,667
跟大衛在一起，是很開心
690
00:58:31,501 --> 00:58:33,876
平時他像一個大孩子似的
691
00:58:34,376 --> 00:58:37,126
可是一上了床，他就變回大男人
692
00:58:38,959 --> 00:58:40,667
我想我真的愛上了他
693
00:58:42,167 --> 00:58:43,584
我該不該去找他呢？
694
00:58:44,876 --> 00:58:48,459
可是，他居然說我是妓女！
695
00:58:50,376 --> 00:58:54,084
OK，就算是妓女，那又怎麼樣？
696
00:58:54,626 --> 00:58:56,167
男人不要，哪兒來的妓女？
697
00:58:57,959 --> 00:59:01,584
自己要幹，又瞧不起妓女，臭男人
698
00:59:09,959 --> 00:59:14,376
我們這兒是酒店
租房是按天算，不是按小時算的！
699
00:59:14,417 --> 00:59:15,292
你們走吧！
700
00:59:17,959 --> 00:59:19,376
謝謝！給我最貴的房間
701
00:59:29,626 --> 00:59:30,917
你明白最貴的意思嗎？
702
00:59:31,001 --> 00:59:31,917
明白，明白！
703
00:59:32,834 --> 00:59:34,709
妳先上去，228號
704
00:59:34,709 --> 00:59:37,334
一會兒我上去跟妳登記，好吧
705
00:59:38,042 --> 00:59:39,876
妳的行李我一會兒替妳送上去
706
00:59:40,792 --> 00:59:42,709
袋子太爛了，怎敢麻煩你呢？
707
01:00:26,251 --> 01:00:29,001
先生，請問這個位子有人坐嗎？
708
01:00:32,084 --> 01:00:34,584
沒有，坐，坐！
709
01:00:36,084 --> 01:00:37,209
Snowball！謝謝！
710
01:00:37,209 --> 01:00:38,126
好的，小姐！
711
01:00:40,042 --> 01:00:42,376
妳就一個人呀？我叫葉孤城！
712
01:00:43,167 --> 01:00:45,542
你的名字假得像真的一樣！
713
01:00:46,959 --> 01:00:48,501
我能請妳喝杯東西嗎？
714
01:00:48,501 --> 01:00:50,792
我叫啦，你給錢就行了！
715
01:00:50,917 --> 01:00:52,001
好…
716
01:00:53,084 --> 01:00:54,209
妳是女人？
717
01:00:55,167 --> 01:00:56,459
妳從哪裡來呀？
718
01:00:56,459 --> 01:00:57,417
某個地方！
719
01:00:59,126 --> 01:01:00,751
那…到底是哪兒？
720
01:01:00,959 --> 01:01:03,209
幹我們這行的哪兒都是一樣
721
01:01:03,334 --> 01:01:05,209
你愛怎麼說就怎麼說啦！
722
01:01:06,459 --> 01:01:08,167
夠爽，夠爽！
723
01:01:08,542 --> 01:01:09,709
你也是一個人？
724
01:01:09,709 --> 01:01:11,167
是呀，我一個人來度假！
725
01:01:13,834 --> 01:01:14,834
小姐，Snowball！
726
01:01:14,834 --> 01:01:15,751
謝謝！
727
01:01:30,792 --> 01:01:32,709
你穿著西裝，不熱呀？
728
01:01:35,917 --> 01:01:39,167
我穿成這樣，還是熱呀！
729
01:01:55,542 --> 01:01:56,626
這衣服漂亮嗎？
730
01:01:57,251 --> 01:02:00,126
漂亮…好漂亮
731
01:02:02,542 --> 01:02:04,917
你心裡想，不穿更漂亮！
732
01:02:06,959 --> 01:02:08,126
想不想看？
733
01:02:08,834 --> 01:02:09,542
在這裡？
734
01:02:10,626 --> 01:02:14,001
他們不介意的話，我是無所謂
735
01:02:14,001 --> 01:02:14,876
我介意！
736
01:02:19,792 --> 01:02:20,751
到你房間去
737
01:02:22,001 --> 01:02:23,167
妳要多少錢？
738
01:02:24,876 --> 01:02:26,251
要是你幹得好…
739
01:02:26,251 --> 01:02:27,542
也許不要錢呢！
740
01:02:33,084 --> 01:02:34,042
了不起呀！
741
01:02:34,376 --> 01:02:36,417
操，賤貨！
742
01:02:39,167 --> 01:02:42,792
妳是極易上鉤的女人…
743
01:02:43,959 --> 01:02:45,917
先生，救命呀！他要強姦我
744
01:02:45,917 --> 01:02:46,917
我才十六歲！
745
01:02:46,917 --> 01:02:48,959
老兄，別聽她胡說！是她勾引我的
746
01:02:48,959 --> 01:02:52,167
你這個老色狼，我要把你的老二給廢了
747
01:02:53,126 --> 01:02:54,959
小姐，不用怕，我來保護妳！
748
01:02:55,584 --> 01:02:57,876
你他媽的，找死呀你
749
01:03:02,251 --> 01:03:03,209
男人真粗魯
750
01:03:21,209 --> 01:03:24,501
想跑？我是有名的捉雞大俠！
751
01:03:24,876 --> 01:03:26,792
妳敢放我的鴿子？
752
01:03:27,667 --> 01:03:30,792
躺上去！想把我的小頭搞硬了就想跑？
753
01:03:30,792 --> 01:03:31,584
脫衣服！
754
01:03:32,834 --> 01:03:34,334
想打電話求救呀！
755
01:03:34,334 --> 01:03:37,501
只要妳把大爺侍候得舒服，我多給兩百
756
01:03:38,834 --> 01:03:40,126
先聽個曲子吧！
757
01:03:41,667 --> 01:03:47,251
先生你真爽快！
不過拿了你的錢也要有氣氛嘛！
758
01:03:47,376 --> 01:03:49,334
我們先跳個舞，親愛的！
759
01:03:49,334 --> 01:03:50,167
好啊！
760
01:04:09,792 --> 01:04:12,292
別跳啦，再跳我就受不了！
761
01:04:12,584 --> 01:04:14,584
來吧，上床
762
01:04:37,584 --> 01:04:38,709
有人來了
763
01:04:42,334 --> 01:04:43,334
小姐，什麼事？
764
01:04:43,334 --> 01:04:44,251
等一等
765
01:04:45,751 --> 01:04:49,376
親愛的，我們大戰了那麼多個回合
套子都用完了
766
01:04:49,501 --> 01:04:50,917
我去買一點回來啊
767
01:04:56,001 --> 01:04:56,792
拜拜！
768
01:04:59,709 --> 01:05:01,167
送三瓶香檳上來
769
01:05:04,876 --> 01:05:05,626
操
770
01:05:10,667 --> 01:05:11,917
憋死我了！
771
01:05:19,042 --> 01:05:20,042
大美人
772
01:05:20,126 --> 01:05:22,001
那個大塊頭說我不合他心意
773
01:05:22,001 --> 01:05:23,501
特地要我讓妳上去！
774
01:05:24,209 --> 01:05:25,584
這是他房間的鑰匙
775
01:05:26,251 --> 01:05:27,542
這裡一千塊錢
776
01:05:27,834 --> 01:05:29,792
他說成事之後再給妳一千！
777
01:05:29,792 --> 01:05:32,876
真的？太好了，一千塊
778
01:05:37,459 --> 01:05:38,667
我沒叫香檳！
779
01:05:38,667 --> 01:05:40,209
剛才那位小姐叫的！
780
01:05:40,667 --> 01:05:42,334
那妳向她要錢好啦
781
01:05:43,001 --> 01:05:43,959
拿走呀
782
01:05:47,667 --> 01:05:50,917
你太壞了，把香檳都準備好啦！
783
01:05:51,167 --> 01:05:53,584
香檳擺在那兒就行了，妳先出去吧
784
01:05:54,709 --> 01:05:58,626
其實我也蠻喜歡你的
想不到還能賺點錢
785
01:05:58,626 --> 01:05:59,667
你真是太好了
786
01:05:59,667 --> 01:06:02,334
來吧…別浪費時間
787
01:06:02,376 --> 01:06:03,417
我很久沒試過吃飽
788
01:06:03,459 --> 01:06:05,459
我要把你整個吞掉
789
01:06:06,626 --> 01:06:09,084
深海大網鮑呀
790
01:06:18,584 --> 01:06:19,709
大情人
791
01:06:20,792 --> 01:06:21,792
Susan呢？
792
01:06:22,001 --> 01:06:22,876
哪一個Susan？
793
01:06:23,751 --> 01:06:25,917
跟你在沙灘…那個女孩？
794
01:06:27,042 --> 01:06:30,292
我們游泳的時候
跟著一個開漂亮遊艇的醜男人跑啦
795
01:06:31,417 --> 01:06:33,084
對不起，別傷心哦！
796
01:06:33,584 --> 01:06:35,376
傷心？幹嘛傷心哦！
797
01:06:37,334 --> 01:06:40,292
起碼我們兩個在一起的時候
是很開心的
798
01:06:41,167 --> 01:06:44,959
正所謂女去女還在，有什麼可傷心的！
799
01:06:45,876 --> 01:06:48,876
對了，妳找到喜歡的男朋友沒有？
800
01:06:49,876 --> 01:06:50,792
吹了！
801
01:06:51,126 --> 01:06:53,167
吹啦？怎麼吹了？
802
01:06:53,834 --> 01:06:55,084
他是一個傻瓜！
803
01:06:55,084 --> 01:06:58,626
傻瓜？！那妳喜不喜歡那個傻瓜呢？
804
01:06:59,542 --> 01:07:01,501
喜歡，不要了！
805
01:07:02,501 --> 01:07:03,792
喜歡就去找他嘛！
806
01:07:04,834 --> 01:07:05,834
可是…
807
01:07:05,917 --> 01:07:08,126
可是什麼呀，最重要是喜歡
808
01:07:08,334 --> 01:07:10,334
妳也這麼大了，喜歡就去找他
809
01:07:10,334 --> 01:07:11,626
何必妳等他，他等妳
810
01:07:11,626 --> 01:07:13,334
浪費時間呢，是不是？
811
01:07:13,834 --> 01:07:15,501
兩個人在一起多開心呀！
812
01:07:15,959 --> 01:07:17,001
說得也是！
813
01:07:17,001 --> 01:07:17,876
好，拜拜！
814
01:07:17,876 --> 01:07:18,542
拜拜！
815
01:07:22,459 --> 01:07:23,167
對了！
816
01:07:25,334 --> 01:07:28,584
要是有一天妳突然想起我
不妨隨時來找我
817
01:07:28,834 --> 01:07:30,126
我等待這個機會！
818
01:07:30,126 --> 01:07:30,959
OK？
819
01:07:31,376 --> 01:07:32,417
再說吧
820
01:07:32,917 --> 01:07:34,251
-拜拜 -拜拜！
821
01:07:37,834 --> 01:07:40,126
小姐，一個人走多無聊
822
01:07:41,001 --> 01:07:42,542
我陪妳好不好？
823
01:07:42,542 --> 01:07:43,292
好啊
824
01:07:46,792 --> 01:07:48,917
累了吧，找個地方休息？！
825
01:08:16,626 --> 01:08:17,709
-妳找誰？ -嗨
826
01:08:17,751 --> 01:08:19,084
我叫阿珍，大衛呢？
827
01:08:19,292 --> 01:08:22,334
大衛？！小姐，妳是誰呀？
828
01:08:22,667 --> 01:08:24,167
我不是說我叫阿珍嗎？
829
01:08:24,667 --> 01:08:25,334
大衛呢？
830
01:08:25,334 --> 01:08:28,709
妳認識大衛？那大衛認識妳嗎？
831
01:08:28,709 --> 01:08:31,376
小姐，妳到底是誰呀？妳說清楚點
832
01:08:31,751 --> 01:08:33,917
我是他的未婚妻，他應該認識我吧
833
01:08:33,917 --> 01:08:35,251
妳就是未婚妻了？！
834
01:08:35,834 --> 01:08:36,626
他的房間呢？
835
01:08:37,209 --> 01:08:40,001
他的房間在那邊，不過他現在正忙著呢
836
01:08:41,209 --> 01:08:42,834
是嗎？我進去看看
837
01:08:43,834 --> 01:08:48,001
小姐，他現在真的很忙呀！
838
01:09:34,167 --> 01:09:35,417
我在替他按摩
839
01:09:36,001 --> 01:09:37,501
沒關係，繼續呀！
840
01:09:40,501 --> 01:09:41,376
她是誰呀？！
841
01:09:42,459 --> 01:09:43,626
妳到外面等我一下？！
842
01:09:44,751 --> 01:09:46,042
慢慢來，我等你
843
01:09:49,667 --> 01:09:51,084
她到底是誰呀？
844
01:09:54,501 --> 01:09:55,584
小胖哥，你煮飯呀？
845
01:09:55,584 --> 01:09:59,667
是呀，我告訴過妳他很忙的嘛
妳又不相信
846
01:10:00,251 --> 01:10:01,792
弄什麼？咖哩雞呀？
847
01:10:02,001 --> 01:10:03,917
別放太多洋蔥，我不吃的！
848
01:10:06,542 --> 01:10:07,417
你會不會切呀？！
849
01:10:07,417 --> 01:10:08,417
來，我來教你！
850
01:10:13,834 --> 01:10:14,917
那個女孩是誰？
851
01:10:15,584 --> 01:10:16,417
Betty！
852
01:10:25,709 --> 01:10:26,834
認識很久啦？
853
01:10:27,084 --> 01:10:29,626
大概…認識幾天吧！
854
01:10:34,126 --> 01:10:36,251
你怎麼啦？這麼不小心！
855
01:10:37,751 --> 01:10:40,167
別生大衛哥的氣，他是這樣的！
856
01:10:41,667 --> 01:10:42,542
怎麼啦？
857
01:10:44,501 --> 01:10:45,667
上火啦？！
858
01:10:45,667 --> 01:10:47,876
有血有肉的年輕人都有這種反應嘛！
859
01:10:50,292 --> 01:10:52,626
你的心裡只想著她，根本不喜歡我
860
01:10:52,834 --> 01:10:54,042
我可不是代替品
861
01:11:06,501 --> 01:11:07,542
還等著我？
862
01:11:08,501 --> 01:11:10,251
怎麼？這麼快就好啦？！
863
01:11:10,917 --> 01:11:12,001
妳知道我沒這麼快的！
864
01:11:13,709 --> 01:11:15,917
對不起，妨礙你按摩了
865
01:11:17,584 --> 01:11:19,209
我在度假屋等了妳很久
866
01:11:20,042 --> 01:11:20,959
還以為妳不來呢！
867
01:11:22,084 --> 01:11:24,501
有Betty陪你，還會無聊嗎？
868
01:11:26,584 --> 01:11:27,626
我對她不認真的
869
01:11:29,459 --> 01:11:30,667
我只對妳一個認真
870
01:11:34,417 --> 01:11:35,417
一個就夠啦？
871
01:11:35,959 --> 01:11:38,084
如果是好的，一個就夠了！
872
01:11:43,626 --> 01:11:45,334
你們到房間裡吃吧，我自己吃
873
01:11:45,917 --> 01:11:47,834
還有呀，你在哪兒泡上她的？
874
01:11:47,834 --> 01:11:49,084
我也想碰碰運氣！
875
01:14:06,376 --> 01:14:09,251
終於，我知道什麼是九十年代的愛情了
876
01:14:10,042 --> 01:14:11,126
大情人說得對
877
01:14:11,792 --> 01:14:14,084
只要兩個人真的喜歡對方
878
01:14:14,376 --> 01:14:15,834
就應該開心地在一起
879
01:14:16,709 --> 01:14:18,084
而且，最重要的…
880
01:14:18,584 --> 01:14:21,126
只要妳知道他是真心的愛妳
881
01:14:21,417 --> 01:14:22,959
就不需要計較得太多了
882
01:14:24,292 --> 01:14:26,584
也許你們不同意我的看法
883
01:14:27,167 --> 01:14:29,167
不過我還是要說一句
884
01:14:29,501 --> 01:14:30,834
想做就去做
58003