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小姐…小姐…

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小姐…

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小姐…

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小姐…

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小姐，快点！飞机快起飞啦

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李居士，我们这间房子的风水怎么样？

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没问题！

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不可能，最近我一打牌就输钱

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一定有点不对劲

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这样呀，那我替妳看看房间吧

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好…

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请！请这边

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别提输钱的事

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小姐，快点

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小姐，快点，去机场的路上会塞车的

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菩提本无树，明镜亦非台

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本来无一物，何处惹尘埃

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不对，我们家里的灰尘挺多的

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这…

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阿珍，妳搞什么鬼？

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什么？

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妳怎么这样？

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怎么啦？

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爸爸妈妈早安，居士早安

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早安

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小师父早安

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阿珍，妳实在太不检点了！

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我哪儿不检点啦？ ！

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快穿回衣服，别见怪

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快！快回房去穿衣服去

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去呀！进去

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对不起…对不起

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李居士，实在太失礼了

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没什么！人一出世本来就是赤身裸体的

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妳女儿有慧根

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能领悟这么高深的禅机

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我能不能约她出来谈谈佛偈？

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师父，你又想练习那个

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阴阳交合大法呀？ ！

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爸爸

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乖女儿，爸爸要妳参加英国夏令营

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无非是希望妳把英文学好一点

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将来移民，分数也可以高一点

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这些钱妳拿去用！

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-谢谢爸爸！ -记着

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千万别让妳妈知道

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不然，她说我把妳宠坏，知道吗？

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拜拜！

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我现在要看风水，没空陪妳

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我已经叫了司机送妳到机场去

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好！拜拜

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妳也别只顾念书，要尽情地玩呀

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拜拜！

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拜拜！玩个痛快！

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阿珍，阿珍呀！

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妈！

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这次妳跟Amy到英国去

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一路上要互相照顾啊！

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我不会乱来的，放心吧

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这些钱妳拿着，用不着省吃俭用的

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妳爸爸不知道的

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谢谢妈妈！

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妈妈不送妳到机场去了

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一会儿看完了风水，妈妈在家里打牌

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一定赢的！

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希望妳多赢一点

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-拜拜 -拜拜

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老张，送小姐到机场去

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一会儿回来买两只烧鹅

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知道了，太太！

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-拜拜 -拜拜

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准赢的！

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喂

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喂，John，你真的不能到机场送我？ ！

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去不了，公司事情多，很忙呀！

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今天是星期六，早点走不行吗？

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真的不行呀，希望妳一路顺风

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到了英国给我打个电话

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好吧！拜拜！

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英国很冷的，先把它穿上！

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Amy

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想泪洒机场呀？

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到那边别吃太多老外的东西，没好处的

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我知道

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那吃什么？

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我给妳看一样东西

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Amy，我现在每天都把护照带在身上

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只要我存够了钱
我马上买机票到英国找妳，好吗？

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好呀！

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我很舍不得妳！

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我也舍不得你！

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我会很想妳的

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小姐，名字改好了，可以登机了

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谢谢

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给你

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干什么？

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机票已改了你的名字
你可以跟Amy一块去啦

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真的？

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-太好了！ -我们可以一块去旅行了

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太好了！

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那妳呢？

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妳不用管我

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总之妳到了英国以后

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定期把这些明信片寄给我爸爸妈妈

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别忘啦

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没问题

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那妳是不是就可以跟John…

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小滑头呀！

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彼此彼此

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我们可以到这儿玩！

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这是尼斯湖

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会遇上水怪吗？

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还可以去滑雪呢！

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该上飞机了

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是呀，我的车停在停车场

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妳拿去用吧

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好啊！

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太好了

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我先走啦，拜拜！

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拜拜！谢了！

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拜拜！

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我送妳进去吧

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不用了，我自己进去行了

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那怎么行呀？

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你说你赶着要开会呀

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我告诉你，你给我乖乖的
不准泡妞玩女人！

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放心吧！

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不过我也不准妳勾引老外

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神经病，我只惦记着你一个人！

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我的小乖乖

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该check in了，时间差不多了
妳自己快进去吧

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-拜拜！ -拜拜！

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拜拜！拜拜！

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自由了

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Hello！上哪儿去呀？我刚送老板上飞机

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顺路的话我带妳！

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刚从外地回来呀？

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（英语）妳懂英文吗？

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（法语）妳好吗？

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我刚从法国回来！

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这样呀，我带妳四处玩玩

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不用了

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那我带妳去买东西，好不好？

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不喜欢？那到海洋公园去看海狗

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要不到沙滩看海星？

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不太好吧！

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不如到我家去喝杯东西

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我的鸡尾酒做得一流！

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今天阳光普照，最好到我家看录影带！

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你早就该这么说了

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上钩了！

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坐好了没有？

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关好了门没有？

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准备开车啦

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扣好安全带？ OK

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嗨！

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喝点东西吧

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谢谢！什么东西？

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我也不知道，我乱和一通的！

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希望不是春药吧！

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不会

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妳在法国是干Model的吗？

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你为什么猜我是Model呢？

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因为只有Model才有魔鬼的身材！

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对不起！

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妳喜欢不喜欢拍电影呀？

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我认识很多电影界的人

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我可以替妳介绍！

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太好了！

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其实我是一个导演

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-是吗？ -待会儿我带妳去试镜，好不好？

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好啊！

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你有没有听到我的心跳得好快？

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心跳？ ！听不到呀！

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那你用手去感觉一下！

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用手？

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糟了，我忘了我有病呀

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我的手没有感觉

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我现在只剩下脸部跟脚底有感觉呀

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妳說用哪一种感觉好呢？

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用脸呀！

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用脸？好！

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你结婚了没有？

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结了，不过我老婆并不了解我

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她管你管得很严呢？是吧

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我朋友都说我是情场浪子

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妳說她管得严不严呢？

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那你是没人管了？

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我老婆叫布感管

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所以说我可以说是为所欲为！

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妳还有没有问题？

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没有的话，我就用我的脸
来轻抚妳的胸口啦！

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你知不知道你老婆没有上飞机？ ！

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哪个老婆呀！

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你老婆呀！

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我老婆？妳怎么知道是我老婆？

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她穿着黄色衣服，还追着我们的车子！

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黄色衣服？追着我们的车子？

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你不是情场浪子吗？

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浪子已经回头了！

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你不是为所欲为的吗？

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我忘了告诉妳
为所欲为的是我老婆，不是我呀！

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妳快穿上衣服走吧，快走吧！

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我老婆煮东西有一手
妳听过烹夫案没有？

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她会把我们煮了吃掉呀！

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老公，老公

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刚才跟你一起上车的女人是谁呀？

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是一个瞎子

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她以为我开的是计程车

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我觉得好很可怜，顺便送她一程

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拜拜！布感管！

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你骗我，你这死鬼！

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饶命呀！

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看我今天怎么收拾你！我揍死你！

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出租车！

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惨啦，车子撞成这样子
这个月怎么办？

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妳这个臭娘们，大白天的露出两个咪咪

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干脆把裤子也脱了吧！

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John！

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妳不是去了英国吗？

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没话说了吧？你们呆着吧！

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我决定一个人上凤凰山
我想孤独地过一夜

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这么做，是不是很傻呢？

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其实，我只是想用自己的方法
去体验生活

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那并不一定去英国呀！

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我连自己的机票都送给Amy的男朋友

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我喜欢香港

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我也喜欢孤独

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本来我今天很开心的

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因为我作弄了一个好色鬼

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最可恨就是John

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他泡了别的女孩子又不告诉我，我恨他

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我最恨人骗我

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不过不要紧，过了今天

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00:16:03,834 --> 00:16:07,917
明天日出就会告诉我
新的一天又开始了

236
00:17:20,626 --> 00:17:21,417
嗨…

237
00:17:21,417 --> 00:17:22,126
正点

238
00:17:27,042 --> 00:17:28,792
嗨，想上哪儿呀？

239
00:17:34,001 --> 00:17:35,126
是一个日本妞

240
00:17:36,126 --> 00:17:37,084
上来吧

241
00:17:39,751 --> 00:17:40,667
可惜我不懂日文

242
00:17:40,667 --> 00:17:41,334
是呀！

243
00:17:41,334 --> 00:17:42,751
不然就能揩油了

244
00:17:43,001 --> 00:17:44,334
别说了，开车吧！

245
00:17:48,542 --> 00:17:50,876
日本妞的皮肤可真是滑溜溜的呀！

246
00:17:51,292 --> 00:17:52,626
那两个球也不小呀

247
00:17:54,501 --> 00:17:56,001
妳会不会说国语？

248
00:17:57,459 --> 00:17:58,792
（英语）会不会说英文？

249
00:18:01,876 --> 00:18:04,209
她只会说日本话，连英文都听不懂！

250
00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:05,001
是吗？

251
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:07,126
想不想试试，我很棒的！

252
00:18:07,959 --> 00:18:08,667
很棒！

253
00:18:09,626 --> 00:18:11,084
她也觉得我很棒！

254
00:18:11,084 --> 00:18:12,959
操？那你还不去干？

255
00:18:13,751 --> 00:18:15,542
怎么样？他叫我干妳！

256
00:18:15,751 --> 00:18:16,626
干你？

257
00:18:17,167 --> 00:18:18,834
人家说要干妳呀！

258
00:18:19,042 --> 00:18:21,542
那没办法了，我只好坐着让她干啦！

259
00:18:21,542 --> 00:18:24,626
是啊，那还等什么呢？去呀

260
00:18:52,959 --> 00:18:54,459
妳不是要干我吗？

261
00:19:02,334 --> 00:19:03,459
妳想跑？

262
00:19:06,126 --> 00:19:07,417
往哪儿跑？

263
00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:13,251
正点呀

264
00:19:22,251 --> 00:19:23,292
我投降啦！

265
00:19:23,709 --> 00:19:25,084
你们想干什么？

266
00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:29,084
假扮日本妞？

267
00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:30,251
还挺像的

268
00:19:31,251 --> 00:19:33,459
正点？正点？

269
00:19:40,501 --> 00:19:42,834
我的小兄弟完了完了！

270
00:19:46,376 --> 00:19:49,001
臭娘们，别让我再看見妳

271
00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:04,376
老公，这里的风景还真不错

272
00:20:12,917 --> 00:20:13,834
老公，你怎么啦？

273
00:20:13,834 --> 00:20:15,126
没…

274
00:20:21,209 --> 00:20:23,001
老公，你是不是不舒服了？

275
00:20:27,751 --> 00:20:29,126
你有心脏病不准看

276
00:20:29,501 --> 00:20:32,126
妳这个臭婊子，妳这么下贱无耻

277
00:20:32,126 --> 00:20:34,126
死妖精，不要脸

278
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:36,501
当众换衣服，简直就是下贱货

279
00:20:37,417 --> 00:20:38,459
妳也可以啊

280
00:20:38,751 --> 00:20:40,417
不过，准吓死人

281
00:20:40,751 --> 00:20:42,209
怪不得他有心脏病

282
00:20:42,209 --> 00:20:44,667
身材好为什么不给人看，对不对？

283
00:20:45,792 --> 00:20:46,792
漂亮吗？

284
00:20:47,751 --> 00:20:48,834
再看一次

285
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,084
不准看！

286
00:20:53,417 --> 00:20:55,459
臭婊子，妳快给我滚呀

287
00:20:55,459 --> 00:20:57,126
要不然我让警察来抓妳

288
00:20:58,584 --> 00:20:59,376
死妖精

289
00:20:59,876 --> 00:21:01,417
老公…老公

290
00:21:02,292 --> 00:21:04,792
死相，你看她不如看我好了

291
00:21:04,792 --> 00:21:06,209
我不比她差呀！

292
00:21:19,834 --> 00:21:22,001
就停在警察局门口，有你好看的！

293
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,417
她那一脚可真要命

294
00:21:34,417 --> 00:21:36,542
踢得我肾呀膀胱都痛呀

295
00:21:36,542 --> 00:21:39,292
我还听到我的子孙在喊救命呀！

296
00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:43,001
有辆车来了

297
00:21:43,667 --> 00:21:47,292
停车…停

298
00:21:49,042 --> 00:21:50,001
我们这么英俊也不停呀？

299
00:21:50,001 --> 00:21:50,917
就是嘛

300
00:21:56,667 --> 00:21:57,959
高一点…再高一点

301
00:21:58,876 --> 00:21:59,667
那是我们的车呀

302
00:21:59,667 --> 00:22:00,417
是呀…

303
00:22:00,417 --> 00:22:01,167
过去看看

304
00:22:01,626 --> 00:22:03,584
警官

305
00:22:03,626 --> 00:22:05,542
警官，这是我的车，别拖走呀

306
00:22:06,042 --> 00:22:08,667
是呀，别拖我们的车，我们已经够惨啦

307
00:22:08,667 --> 00:22:09,709
是呀！好惨呀

308
00:22:09,709 --> 00:22:13,501
你们两个是很惨，这些罚单，慢慢交吧

309
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:16,667
臭娘们！

310
00:22:16,667 --> 00:22:17,542
贱货！

311
00:22:26,917 --> 00:22:29,584
这个旅程的第二天就这么过去了

312
00:22:30,501 --> 00:22:34,209
可是到目前为止
好像还没有发生什么高兴的事情

313
00:22:34,667 --> 00:22:37,126
今天还差点让两个色狼强奸了呢

314
00:22:37,751 --> 00:22:39,626
幸亏我教训了他们一顿

315
00:22:40,334 --> 00:22:41,167
还有一个三八

316
00:22:42,126 --> 00:22:45,792
她老公可真惨，让我整得差点没了命

317
00:22:46,501 --> 00:22:48,376
她呀还说了好多难听的话

318
00:22:49,001 --> 00:22:51,251
现在又不是十八世纪三十年代

319
00:22:51,709 --> 00:22:53,834
难道非得上演铁公鸡不可？

320
00:22:54,626 --> 00:22:58,001
他们为什么不能高高兴兴地相处呢？

321
00:22:58,917 --> 00:23:01,459
我希望能遇见高兴的事情

322
00:23:03,917 --> 00:23:05,376
这么快就有好戏看了

323
00:24:37,167 --> 00:24:37,959
嗨！

324
00:24:41,626 --> 00:24:42,292
你看

325
00:24:51,792 --> 00:24:53,667
我肚子饿了，请我吃巧克力好吗？

326
00:24:54,751 --> 00:24:55,542
请随便

327
00:24:56,001 --> 00:24:57,459
对了，妳怎么在这儿？

328
00:24:57,834 --> 00:24:58,792
我住在隔壁

329
00:24:58,792 --> 00:25:00,626
妳怎么进来的？妳会飞呀？

330
00:25:00,751 --> 00:25:02,042
我是从外星来的嘛

331
00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:05,542
外星？ ！外星人喜欢偷看人家做爱吗？

332
00:25:05,709 --> 00:25:06,876
我不是有意的

333
00:25:07,542 --> 00:25:10,376
你们做得太投入了
声音把我吸引过来的

334
00:25:10,626 --> 00:25:12,459
不投入有什么意思？

335
00:25:12,751 --> 00:25:14,042
当然啦…

336
00:25:15,459 --> 00:25:17,376
偷看人家做爱真的很有快感吗？

337
00:25:17,459 --> 00:25:20,292
我起初以为有，可是看了也没什么

338
00:25:20,542 --> 00:25:21,501
挺过瘾的！

339
00:25:22,042 --> 00:25:23,751
我想，做比看好玩

340
00:25:25,084 --> 00:25:26,251
妳是不是想做？

341
00:25:26,459 --> 00:25:27,834
我可以教妳几招

342
00:25:27,834 --> 00:25:29,876
刚认识就做，很难投入的

343
00:25:29,876 --> 00:25:31,876
说真的，不投入千万别做

344
00:25:33,126 --> 00:25:33,876
说得对

345
00:25:34,001 --> 00:25:35,709
我们两个最投入

346
00:26:06,376 --> 00:26:08,084
我觉得你们好开心哦

347
00:26:08,334 --> 00:26:09,501
你们认识很久啦？

348
00:26:10,001 --> 00:26:10,917
已经三天了

349
00:26:13,501 --> 00:26:15,584
你一向这么对待你认识的女孩子吗？

350
00:26:17,417 --> 00:26:19,251
我对每一个人都是真心的

351
00:26:21,209 --> 00:26:23,792
我享受爱情带给我的快乐

352
00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:27,792
但是我不能忍受没有感觉的爱情

353
00:26:28,417 --> 00:26:32,167
所以，当我发觉爱的感觉
已经消失的时候

354
00:26:32,876 --> 00:26:34,667
我就会追寻另一段爱情

355
00:26:35,376 --> 00:26:36,751
你要追寻到什么时候？

356
00:26:37,709 --> 00:26:40,834
我也不知道，也许这辈子也找不到

357
00:26:52,792 --> 00:26:53,626
妳睡醒啦？ ！

358
00:27:19,667 --> 00:27:22,334
介意我们两个再一次的投入吗？

359
00:27:22,917 --> 00:27:24,751
不介意，请便

360
00:27:24,751 --> 00:27:26,042
那我们尽情投入了

361
00:28:09,876 --> 00:28:11,084
大情人，你们要走了

362
00:28:11,084 --> 00:28:13,167
是呀，我们想到那边去玩

363
00:28:13,167 --> 00:28:14,459
要不要跟我们一块去？

364
00:28:14,459 --> 00:28:16,167
不要了，我在这儿走走

365
00:28:16,334 --> 00:28:17,542
那我们先走啦

366
00:28:18,042 --> 00:28:19,084
-拜拜 -拜拜

367
00:28:19,167 --> 00:28:19,834
拜拜

368
00:28:21,251 --> 00:28:22,709
妳真坏，妳打我！

369
00:28:23,209 --> 00:28:26,209
别跑，还跑？

370
00:29:28,459 --> 00:29:30,126
小姐，这些东西是我的

371
00:29:30,334 --> 00:29:31,417
帽子很可爱

372
00:29:31,417 --> 00:29:33,417
我戴戴，别那么小器嘛

373
00:29:35,042 --> 00:29:35,917
妳来度假？

374
00:29:36,501 --> 00:29:37,792
我想是吧，你呢？

375
00:29:38,292 --> 00:29:39,126
我来写剧本

376
00:29:39,542 --> 00:29:41,667
写剧本？ ！电影剧本？ ！

377
00:29:43,501 --> 00:29:45,042
还说写剧本？ ！

378
00:29:47,459 --> 00:29:48,792
我看你是画画的嘛？ ！

379
00:29:49,917 --> 00:29:52,501
是谁规定，编剧不能画画？

380
00:29:53,376 --> 00:29:54,917
我在写一个关于女人的故事

381
00:29:55,251 --> 00:29:57,001
没什么灵感，随便画画咯！

382
00:29:57,834 --> 00:29:58,959
画得挺漂亮的

383
00:30:00,292 --> 00:30:01,376
会不会画人？

384
00:30:01,376 --> 00:30:02,042
会

385
00:30:02,251 --> 00:30:03,417
会不会画我？

386
00:30:04,126 --> 00:30:06,167
妳呀？ ！我只会画大美人

387
00:30:06,834 --> 00:30:07,876
好呀？ ！我试试

388
00:30:23,292 --> 00:30:24,042
妳看

389
00:30:27,834 --> 00:30:29,709
好像呀，送给我吧

390
00:30:29,959 --> 00:30:30,626
喜欢吗？

391
00:30:30,626 --> 00:30:31,292
喜欢

392
00:30:31,584 --> 00:30:32,501
你走啦？ ！

393
00:30:32,792 --> 00:30:33,667
我该走啦

394
00:30:34,292 --> 00:30:35,459
-拜拜 -拜拜

395
00:30:50,459 --> 00:30:51,376
妳干嘛跟着我？

396
00:30:51,667 --> 00:30:52,709
跟你回家咯

397
00:30:52,709 --> 00:30:53,667
跟我回家干什么？

398
00:30:54,084 --> 00:30:55,292
你说你在写剧本

399
00:30:55,292 --> 00:30:56,542
我可以帮你想呀

400
00:30:56,792 --> 00:30:58,167
你说你要写女人的戏

401
00:30:58,167 --> 00:30:59,251
我可以教你呀

402
00:30:59,834 --> 00:31:02,459
走啦，快点吧，我不会强奸妳的

403
00:31:04,667 --> 00:31:05,459
来

404
00:31:13,126 --> 00:31:15,042
这就是我写稿的奋斗房了

405
00:31:16,417 --> 00:31:18,376
你写稿像打仗似的

406
00:31:22,667 --> 00:31:24,459
男子汉大丈夫看姊妹？ ！

407
00:31:24,459 --> 00:31:26,042
不然怎么知道女人在想什么？

408
00:31:26,709 --> 00:31:28,084
那你知不知道我在想什么？

409
00:31:28,626 --> 00:31:30,167
妳在想，我在想什么！

410
00:31:31,126 --> 00:31:32,626
我在想今天晚上吃什么

411
00:31:32,626 --> 00:31:33,917
总之不会亏待妳的！

412
00:31:34,251 --> 00:31:35,459
来，妳随便坐坐

413
00:31:35,459 --> 00:31:36,667
我上去洗个澡！

414
00:32:25,126 --> 00:32:27,792
搞什么鬼？大热天吃火锅

415
00:32:28,001 --> 00:32:29,001
蒸气浴呀？

416
00:32:29,126 --> 00:32:30,584
简单嘛，不必费神！

417
00:32:30,917 --> 00:32:32,459
来，吃个冬菇！

418
00:32:34,126 --> 00:32:35,126
还有没有辣椒了？

419
00:32:35,501 --> 00:32:36,417
厨房里有！

420
00:32:37,042 --> 00:32:38,042
妳喜欢吃辣椒呀？

421
00:32:38,501 --> 00:32:40,167
何止喜欢，简直是酷爱呀！

422
00:32:41,751 --> 00:32:44,834
吃火锅不吃辣椒干脆别吃，是不是？

423
00:32:44,834 --> 00:32:46,292
-当然… -我去切一点！

424
00:32:51,876 --> 00:32:52,667
来点吧

425
00:32:55,292 --> 00:32:56,251
够了吗？

426
00:32:56,251 --> 00:32:57,376
剩下妳吃吧

427
00:33:03,334 --> 00:33:04,126
太好了！

428
00:33:08,334 --> 00:33:09,459
这个辣椒不够辣

429
00:33:10,501 --> 00:33:11,584
加点辣椒油！

430
00:33:13,667 --> 00:33:14,542
你要不要？

431
00:33:14,709 --> 00:33:16,501
不要了，我喜欢原味

432
00:33:17,834 --> 00:33:18,626
还不快吃？

433
00:33:19,209 --> 00:33:19,876
吃！

434
00:33:26,042 --> 00:33:27,626
是不是？不够辣吧？

435
00:33:28,459 --> 00:33:30,834
是呀，是呀！

436
00:33:32,626 --> 00:33:33,709
还是不够辣！

437
00:33:34,876 --> 00:33:36,126
这样整锅都辣了！

438
00:33:37,167 --> 00:33:38,334
你能吃辣的嘛！

439
00:33:40,126 --> 00:33:41,209
来，吃吧！

440
00:34:04,626 --> 00:34:05,459
再来一块

441
00:34:06,126 --> 00:34:06,792
谢谢

442
00:34:15,709 --> 00:34:17,001
还不算太辣

443
00:34:18,459 --> 00:34:19,709
妳笑什么？

444
00:34:22,126 --> 00:34:24,126
满头都是汗，我去洗个澡

445
00:34:48,167 --> 00:34:49,459
你的内裤好可爱

446
00:34:51,626 --> 00:34:52,834
别动我的内裤嘛

447
00:34:53,792 --> 00:34:54,667
刚洗的！

448
00:34:55,334 --> 00:34:56,667
能不能给我干净的衣服？

449
00:34:57,251 --> 00:34:57,917
等会儿

450
00:35:04,584 --> 00:35:05,667
衣服拿来啦

451
00:35:09,167 --> 00:35:10,459
内裤有什么好笑的？ ！

452
00:35:25,542 --> 00:35:28,042
怎么啦？你不看电视看我干什么？

453
00:35:31,001 --> 00:35:31,876
我们玩个游戏

454
00:35:33,001 --> 00:35:33,917
玩什么？

455
00:35:34,042 --> 00:35:36,209
玩…真心话还是大冒险！

456
00:35:36,209 --> 00:35:37,042
怎么玩？

457
00:35:40,334 --> 00:35:42,542
真心话呢，就是要说实话

458
00:35:42,542 --> 00:35:44,334
不说实话，嘴巴会生疮！

459
00:35:44,792 --> 00:35:48,876
大冒险呢，就是我叫妳做什么
妳都要去做

460
00:35:49,917 --> 00:35:51,417
不过我不会叫妳做变态的事

461
00:35:52,709 --> 00:35:53,876
-我问啦 -好吧

462
00:35:54,542 --> 00:35:55,917
真心话还是大冒险？

463
00:35:55,917 --> 00:35:56,834
真心话！

464
00:35:59,334 --> 00:36:00,459
妳几岁开始做那个？

465
00:36:00,626 --> 00:36:01,334
哪个？

466
00:36:01,876 --> 00:36:02,709
那个咯！

467
00:36:03,167 --> 00:36:04,042
十六岁！

468
00:36:06,417 --> 00:36:07,209
到妳了！

469
00:36:08,167 --> 00:36:09,459
真心话还是大冒险？

470
00:36:09,459 --> 00:36:10,209
真心话！

471
00:36:11,042 --> 00:36:13,001
你喜不喜欢你的伴侣用嘴？

472
00:36:15,917 --> 00:36:16,792
喜欢

473
00:36:18,626 --> 00:36:19,417
轮到你了

474
00:36:19,417 --> 00:36:20,084
好

475
00:36:20,334 --> 00:36:21,501
真心话还是大冒险？

476
00:36:21,501 --> 00:36:22,292
大冒险

477
00:36:24,626 --> 00:36:25,792
妳用瓶子示范一下

478
00:36:52,126 --> 00:36:52,959
满意了吗？

479
00:36:54,292 --> 00:36:57,501
轮到我了，真心话还是大冒险？

480
00:36:57,501 --> 00:36:58,292
真心话！

481
00:36:58,501 --> 00:37:01,167
你第一次见我的时候
想不想跟我上床？

482
00:37:06,084 --> 00:37:07,209
你一定要说真话！

483
00:37:08,334 --> 00:37:09,001
想！

484
00:37:11,709 --> 00:37:12,917
那你还等什么？

485
00:41:07,376 --> 00:41:08,292
好了

486
00:41:10,459 --> 00:41:12,667
妳看，还不错吧？

487
00:41:21,376 --> 00:41:22,292
行不行呀？

488
00:41:23,042 --> 00:41:23,834
行了

489
00:41:26,084 --> 00:41:26,917
不给你看

490
00:41:27,042 --> 00:41:29,959
拿来看看，我看看你把我画成什么样子
是不是画得很丑

491
00:41:29,959 --> 00:41:31,376
-拿来呀！ -很像你！

492
00:41:34,334 --> 00:41:35,584
这是我吗？

493
00:41:41,376 --> 00:41:42,126
偷袭我？

494
00:41:42,126 --> 00:41:43,292
你死定了！

495
00:41:43,667 --> 00:41:44,834
还跑？

496
00:41:45,209 --> 00:41:46,126
别跑！

497
00:41:49,626 --> 00:41:52,709
是什么呀？这么大一枝

498
00:41:52,709 --> 00:41:53,834
你不许过来呀

499
00:41:55,542 --> 00:41:56,501
你不许过来呀

500
00:41:57,584 --> 00:41:59,126
-射死你… -还跑？

501
00:41:59,126 --> 00:42:01,376
完了完了！好厉害呀！

502
00:42:08,001 --> 00:42:09,167
写得怎么样？

503
00:42:10,376 --> 00:42:11,334
很累吧！

504
00:42:11,709 --> 00:42:12,876
想不出来！

505
00:42:55,667 --> 00:42:56,667
好远哦

506
00:42:57,917 --> 00:42:58,792
有车！

507
00:43:01,459 --> 00:43:02,667
看我的！

508
00:43:06,959 --> 00:43:08,584
不管用！走了

509
00:43:08,584 --> 00:43:09,751
妳的魅力不够

510
00:43:10,126 --> 00:43:12,334
又有车子来，看我啦！让我来

511
00:43:14,084 --> 00:43:17,001
给点面子吧

512
00:43:20,292 --> 00:43:22,626
-停车！停车！ -停车了，送我们一程

513
00:43:24,001 --> 00:43:26,459
帅哥，想搭顺风车呀？

514
00:43:28,251 --> 00:43:30,376
快走，不然我的屁眼不保

515
00:43:31,709 --> 00:43:32,751
这一条好不好？

516
00:43:32,751 --> 00:43:33,709
好鱼

517
00:43:47,959 --> 00:43:49,001
我去买一副太阳眼镜

518
00:43:49,001 --> 00:43:49,959
你先挑水果

519
00:43:49,959 --> 00:43:51,667
好！待会儿我来找妳

520
00:44:00,417 --> 00:44:01,501
请随便挑

521
00:44:03,042 --> 00:44:05,209
小姐，妳的眼睛很漂亮

522
00:44:05,209 --> 00:44:07,626
戴这么大的太阳眼镜全遮住了

523
00:44:07,626 --> 00:44:08,417
是吗？

524
00:44:08,459 --> 00:44:09,584
我帮妳选一副吧

525
00:44:10,042 --> 00:44:10,751
怎么样？

526
00:44:12,167 --> 00:44:14,876
很合适，很衬妳的皮肤和脸型

527
00:44:14,876 --> 00:44:15,834
妳看看，是不是？

528
00:44:17,376 --> 00:44:18,167
多少钱？

529
00:44:18,501 --> 00:44:20,209
难得妳喜欢，送给妳吧！

530
00:44:20,667 --> 00:44:21,459
那怎么行呢？

531
00:44:21,459 --> 00:44:22,459
我们有缘嘛

532
00:44:25,167 --> 00:44:28,001
试试看，这条裙子很漂亮的

533
00:44:28,501 --> 00:44:29,417
送给妳！

534
00:44:30,876 --> 00:44:32,376
这样你会倒闭的！

535
00:44:32,376 --> 00:44:34,084
到我店来的都是我的朋友

536
00:44:34,084 --> 00:44:35,167
当见面礼好了

537
00:44:35,376 --> 00:44:36,876
来，试试看

538
00:44:37,792 --> 00:44:38,667
好漂亮

539
00:44:38,917 --> 00:44:41,751
妳看看，很衬妳的眼镜和妳的身材啊

540
00:44:42,834 --> 00:44:43,792
水果买了吗？

541
00:44:44,542 --> 00:44:45,626
这个人真无聊！

542
00:44:45,626 --> 00:44:48,959
不会呀，他送给了我一条裙子
还有这个眼镜也是免费的

543
00:44:48,959 --> 00:44:49,709
小姐

544
00:44:49,917 --> 00:44:51,376
我今天晚上在卡拉OK等妳

545
00:44:51,376 --> 00:44:52,542
好呀，到时再说

546
00:44:52,542 --> 00:44:54,792
妳一定要来，我很想唱歌让妳听听！

547
00:44:54,792 --> 00:44:55,584
拜拜！

548
00:44:58,709 --> 00:44:59,667
渴死了！

549
00:45:08,792 --> 00:45:10,584
妳今天晚上真的想去卡拉OK呀？

550
00:45:10,584 --> 00:45:11,376
也许吧

551
00:45:12,876 --> 00:45:13,709
妳真的要去？

552
00:45:15,876 --> 00:45:16,876
看心情再说

553
00:45:19,584 --> 00:45:21,209
妳会不会刚认识一个男孩…

554
00:45:22,251 --> 00:45:23,292
…当天就跟他做…

555
00:45:23,292 --> 00:45:24,251
做什么？

556
00:45:26,084 --> 00:45:27,334
做…那个！

557
00:45:28,584 --> 00:45:31,459
要是我喜欢那个人，他能使我快乐

558
00:45:31,876 --> 00:45:32,917
我想我会的！

559
00:45:35,376 --> 00:45:37,209
想做就去做

560
00:45:37,209 --> 00:45:38,501
而且会尽情去做！

561
00:45:42,001 --> 00:45:43,751
妳整天录音，录些什么？

562
00:45:44,542 --> 00:45:46,417
我把它当成日记嘛

563
00:45:46,417 --> 00:45:47,542
有没有我的份？

564
00:45:50,084 --> 00:45:51,334
你的我还没录呢！

565
00:46:02,334 --> 00:46:03,292
那个男人是谁？

566
00:46:03,751 --> 00:46:04,792
说了你也不认识

567
00:46:05,542 --> 00:46:07,001
妳把跟男人上床的事录下来

568
00:46:07,001 --> 00:46:07,876
是不是怕忘了？

569
00:46:08,334 --> 00:46:09,209
你说什么呀？

570
00:46:09,501 --> 00:46:11,667
妳这个人真是，妳到底想怎么样？

571
00:46:12,542 --> 00:46:13,751
我懒得理你！

572
00:46:13,751 --> 00:46:15,959
妳真的穿这件衣服去听那小子唱歌？

573
00:46:17,334 --> 00:46:18,792
既然好看干嘛不穿呢？

574
00:46:19,917 --> 00:46:20,834
妳是不是非要去？

575
00:46:21,751 --> 00:46:22,751
我本来不去的！

576
00:46:33,126 --> 00:46:34,542
每一次都是妳喝

577
00:46:35,459 --> 00:46:37,042
我没酒喝真不过瘾！

578
00:46:39,001 --> 00:46:41,542
来，输的人先猜

579
00:46:43,126 --> 00:46:44,167
四个四！

580
00:46:44,167 --> 00:46:46,084
四个四？刚刚学会就撒谎！

581
00:46:47,334 --> 00:46:48,459
我六个四！

582
00:46:49,501 --> 00:46:50,292
开

583
00:46:51,542 --> 00:46:53,667
我一个四，除非你是豹子

584
00:46:54,209 --> 00:46:56,334
妳运气不好，我真是豹子

585
00:46:57,084 --> 00:46:58,042
来，喝！

586
00:47:00,334 --> 00:47:02,917
阿珍，太无聊了，我们走吧

587
00:47:04,209 --> 00:47:05,792
不无聊，好兴奋啊！

588
00:47:05,792 --> 00:47:07,084
别玩了，走吧

589
00:47:07,334 --> 00:47:09,667
这多没意思，每一次都是妳喝

590
00:47:09,667 --> 00:47:11,042
我们去跳舞吧

591
00:47:11,042 --> 00:47:12,459
大卫，一块跳舞吧

592
00:47:12,459 --> 00:47:14,626
来，快点来吧

593
00:47:47,917 --> 00:47:49,542
扮日本妞的臭娘们呀！

594
00:47:54,042 --> 00:47:56,292
我去揍她一顿让她瞧瞧我的厉害！

595
00:47:56,292 --> 00:47:58,001
别冲动！这里人这么多！

596
00:47:58,501 --> 00:48:01,126
她把我们的老二
踢得整个星期不能用呀！

597
00:48:01,126 --> 00:48:02,917
老兄，我们想干人家

598
00:48:02,917 --> 00:48:05,167
让人家踢踢老二也是应该的嘛！

599
00:48:06,584 --> 00:48:08,626
来，先坐下来，看情况再说

600
00:48:08,626 --> 00:48:09,542
妈的

601
00:48:18,876 --> 00:48:21,251
我好渴啊，我先去喝点东西

602
00:48:21,251 --> 00:48:22,626
好！快点回来吧

603
00:48:25,751 --> 00:48:27,126
别喝了，我们走吧！

604
00:48:27,876 --> 00:48:28,709
我们回家吧

605
00:48:28,709 --> 00:48:29,501
不要

606
00:48:29,709 --> 00:48:30,751
走啦！这里的人看了就不顺眼

607
00:48:30,751 --> 00:48:32,917
你陪我跳舞嘛！我要你陪我跳舞！

608
00:48:32,917 --> 00:48:33,876
我想跳舞

609
00:48:34,209 --> 00:48:37,459
小妞，快来呀，这里好刺激呀！

610
00:48:37,459 --> 00:48:38,209
来啦

611
00:48:39,084 --> 00:48:40,751
怎么样？去跳舞吧？

612
00:48:41,209 --> 00:48:42,501
不跳啦，回家吧！

613
00:48:42,959 --> 00:48:44,417
你老是说要回家

614
00:48:44,417 --> 00:48:45,417
你回去好了

615
00:49:06,626 --> 00:49:07,876
是不是很闷呀？

616
00:49:28,251 --> 00:49:30,376
怎么？连你也被她放鸽子啦？

617
00:49:31,292 --> 00:49:32,167
什么放鸽子？

618
00:49:32,626 --> 00:49:35,292
那个妞呀，我们领教过了！

619
00:49:35,876 --> 00:49:37,917
是呀！干一次三千块是贵了点

620
00:49:37,917 --> 00:49:39,501
不过这妞很正点

621
00:49:39,501 --> 00:49:41,792
三炮憋足一炮干，也值得呀！

622
00:49:41,792 --> 00:49:44,834
老兄，只要三千块，全套奉送

623
00:49:44,834 --> 00:49:48,126
还来些花式，又会计算角度

624
00:49:48,126 --> 00:49:49,876
简直性爱高手！

625
00:49:50,209 --> 00:49:52,667
说得对！梅开三度，面不改色

626
00:49:52,667 --> 00:49:55,167
简直是物超所值呀！

627
00:49:56,709 --> 00:49:58,001
你们说什么呀？

628
00:49:59,209 --> 00:50:00,376
神经病！

629
00:50:02,417 --> 00:50:03,209
去尿尿…

630
00:50:03,209 --> 00:50:03,876
一块去…

631
00:50:14,167 --> 00:50:15,251
女朋友不见啦？

632
00:50:15,251 --> 00:50:16,792
不如陪我喝杯酒

633
00:50:16,792 --> 00:50:18,459
我一会儿就醉了！

634
00:50:18,959 --> 00:50:20,626
不能喝就别喝了，阿姨

635
00:50:21,042 --> 00:50:22,042
王八蛋！

636
00:50:31,501 --> 00:50:32,251
好坏呀

637
00:50:32,251 --> 00:50:33,292
才不坏呢！

638
00:50:36,417 --> 00:50:38,834
我只是请妳看影碟嘛，好不好？

639
00:50:39,126 --> 00:50:40,417
我不想看

640
00:50:40,834 --> 00:50:43,501
为什么不看？很正点的

641
00:50:45,792 --> 00:50:48,042
我家的音响很棒的

642
00:50:48,501 --> 00:50:49,959
好不好？来嘛

643
00:50:50,084 --> 00:50:52,584
别这样…别这样

644
00:50:52,584 --> 00:50:53,876
到我家里去吧

645
00:50:54,709 --> 00:50:56,917
不去啦，我要回家了，拜拜！

646
00:51:16,042 --> 00:51:17,251
妳没跟那小子回家？

647
00:51:17,501 --> 00:51:18,376
你听我说嘛！

648
00:51:19,167 --> 00:51:20,709
三千块一次太贵了

649
00:51:21,334 --> 00:51:22,167
我付不起呀！

650
00:51:22,167 --> 00:51:23,292
什么三千块一次？

651
00:51:23,751 --> 00:51:24,834
还想装淑女？

652
00:51:25,417 --> 00:51:27,167
话要说明了就没什么意思！

653
00:51:28,417 --> 00:51:30,667
那你是要我走啦，是不是？

654
00:52:51,334 --> 00:52:53,126
糟了，送牛奶了！

655
00:52:56,334 --> 00:52:57,459
一裤子都是

656
00:52:59,709 --> 00:53:01,876
妳先等我一会儿，很快就起来了

657
00:53:04,209 --> 00:53:05,876
那个谁，妳先别走呀

658
00:53:06,501 --> 00:53:07,834
有起色啦

659
00:53:08,584 --> 00:53:09,667
真的有起色啦！

660
00:53:28,834 --> 00:53:30,126
我整晚都想着你！

661
00:53:32,417 --> 00:53:33,209
进来再说！

662
00:53:37,376 --> 00:53:38,667
你喝了这么多啤酒？

663
00:53:39,251 --> 00:53:40,001
舍不得我呀？

664
00:53:44,042 --> 00:53:45,417
我不是你想像的那种人！

665
00:53:45,876 --> 00:53:47,584
妳昨天晚上是不是在那小子家里？

666
00:53:49,834 --> 00:53:50,501
是的！

667
00:53:50,584 --> 00:53:52,167
那有没有让他…

668
00:53:52,167 --> 00:53:52,876
有！

669
00:53:59,376 --> 00:54:00,917
你不想知道就别问嘛

670
00:54:01,542 --> 00:54:02,751
你喜欢我撒谎吗？

671
00:54:04,209 --> 00:54:06,126
原来我以为可以找一个人代替你

672
00:54:07,417 --> 00:54:08,917
可是我现在才知道

673
00:54:08,917 --> 00:54:09,917
我只喜欢你！

674
00:54:15,042 --> 00:54:18,584
如果你也喜欢我的话
我们就可以开开心心的在一起啦

675
00:54:18,584 --> 00:54:20,501
但是我连妳是谁都不知道

676
00:54:20,876 --> 00:54:22,501
我对你的事情也知道得不多呀

677
00:54:23,501 --> 00:54:26,542
我只知道…我喜欢你

678
00:54:50,084 --> 00:54:51,209
我说的是真的

679
00:54:51,209 --> 00:54:54,459
跟你在一起，我觉得很开心

680
00:54:55,376 --> 00:54:56,417
妳为什么喜欢我？

681
00:54:57,459 --> 00:54:59,709
我喜欢你发脾气的时候，像个小孩子

682
00:55:35,959 --> 00:55:37,751
妳摸妳自己，就像我摸妳一样

683
00:55:49,042 --> 00:55:50,542
我平时是这么摸妳的吗？

684
00:57:48,001 --> 00:57:50,376
有没有客人给钱要妳这么做？

685
00:57:51,709 --> 00:57:52,667
什么客人？

686
00:57:52,667 --> 00:57:53,501
嫖客！

687
00:58:20,001 --> 00:58:23,459
我还以为找到了自己真正喜欢的男人

688
00:58:24,126 --> 00:58:26,209
想不到，这么快就吹了

689
00:58:28,084 --> 00:58:30,667
跟大卫在一起，是很开心

690
00:58:31,501 --> 00:58:33,876
平时他像一个大孩子似的

691
00:58:34,376 --> 00:58:37,126
可是一上了床，他就变回大男人

692
00:58:38,959 --> 00:58:40,667
我想我真的爱上了他

693
00:58:42,167 --> 00:58:43,584
我该不该去找他呢？

694
00:58:44,876 --> 00:58:48,459
可是，他居然说我是妓女！

695
00:58:50,376 --> 00:58:54,084
OK，就算是妓女，那又怎么样？

696
00:58:54,626 --> 00:58:56,167
男人不要，哪儿来的妓女？

697
00:58:57,959 --> 00:59:01,584
自己要干，又瞧不起妓女，臭男人

698
00:59:09,959 --> 00:59:14,376
我们这儿是酒店
租房是按天算，不是按小时算的！

699
00:59:14,417 --> 00:59:15,292
你们走吧！

700
00:59:17,959 --> 00:59:19,376
谢谢！给我最贵的房间

701
00:59:29,626 --> 00:59:30,917
你明白最贵的意思吗？

702
00:59:31,001 --> 00:59:31,917
明白，明白！

703
00:59:32,834 --> 00:59:34,709
妳先上去，228号

704
00:59:34,709 --> 00:59:37,334
一会儿我上去跟妳登记，好吧

705
00:59:38,042 --> 00:59:39,876
妳的行李我一会儿替妳送上去

706
00:59:40,792 --> 00:59:42,709
袋子太烂了，怎敢麻烦你呢？

707
01:00:26,251 --> 01:00:29,001
先生，请问这个位子有人坐吗？

708
01:00:32,084 --> 01:00:34,584
没有，坐，坐！

709
01:00:36,084 --> 01:00:37,209
Snowball！谢谢！

710
01:00:37,209 --> 01:00:38,126
好的，小姐！

711
01:00:40,042 --> 01:00:42,376
妳就一个人呀？我叫叶孤城！

712
01:00:43,167 --> 01:00:45,542
你的名字假得像真的一样！

713
01:00:46,959 --> 01:00:48,501
我能请妳喝杯东西吗？

714
01:00:48,501 --> 01:00:50,792
我叫啦，你给钱就行了！

715
01:00:50,917 --> 01:00:52,001
好…

716
01:00:53,084 --> 01:00:54,209
妳是女人？

717
01:00:55,167 --> 01:00:56,459
妳从哪里来呀？

718
01:00:56,459 --> 01:00:57,417
某个地方！

719
01:00:59,126 --> 01:01:00,751
那…到底是哪儿？

720
01:01:00,959 --> 01:01:03,209
干我们这行的哪儿都是一样

721
01:01:03,334 --> 01:01:05,209
你爱怎么说就怎么说啦！

722
01:01:06,459 --> 01:01:08,167
够爽，够爽！

723
01:01:08,542 --> 01:01:09,709
你也是一个人？

724
01:01:09,709 --> 01:01:11,167
是呀，我一个人来度假！

725
01:01:13,834 --> 01:01:14,834
小姐，Snowball！

726
01:01:14,834 --> 01:01:15,751
谢谢！

727
01:01:30,792 --> 01:01:32,709
你穿着西装，不热呀？

728
01:01:35,917 --> 01:01:39,167
我穿成这样，还是热呀！

729
01:01:55,542 --> 01:01:56,626
这衣服漂亮吗？

730
01:01:57,251 --> 01:02:00,126
漂亮…好漂亮

731
01:02:02,542 --> 01:02:04,917
你心里想，不穿更漂亮！

732
01:02:06,959 --> 01:02:08,126
想不想看？

733
01:02:08,834 --> 01:02:09,542
在这里？

734
01:02:10,626 --> 01:02:14,001
他们不介意的话，我是无所谓

735
01:02:14,001 --> 01:02:14,876
我介意！

736
01:02:19,792 --> 01:02:20,751
到你房间去

737
01:02:22,001 --> 01:02:23,167
妳要多少钱？

738
01:02:24,876 --> 01:02:26,251
要是你干得好…

739
01:02:26,251 --> 01:02:27,542
也许不要钱呢！

740
01:02:33,084 --> 01:02:34,042
了不起呀！

741
01:02:34,376 --> 01:02:36,417
操，贱货！

742
01:02:39,167 --> 01:02:42,792
妳是极易上钩的女人…

743
01:02:43,959 --> 01:02:45,917
先生，救命呀！他要强奸我

744
01:02:45,917 --> 01:02:46,917
我才十六岁！

745
01:02:46,917 --> 01:02:48,959
老兄，别听她胡说！是她勾引我的

746
01:02:48,959 --> 01:02:52,167
你这个老色狼，我要把你的老二给废了

747
01:02:53,126 --> 01:02:54,959
小姐，不用怕，我来保护妳！

748
01:02:55,584 --> 01:02:57,876
你他妈的，找死呀你

749
01:03:02,251 --> 01:03:03,209
男人真粗鲁

750
01:03:21,209 --> 01:03:24,501
想跑？我是有名的捉鸡大侠！

751
01:03:24,876 --> 01:03:26,792
妳敢放我的鸽子？

752
01:03:27,667 --> 01:03:30,792
躺上去！想把我的小头搞硬了就想跑？

753
01:03:30,792 --> 01:03:31,584
脱衣服！

754
01:03:32,834 --> 01:03:34,334
想打电话求救呀！

755
01:03:34,334 --> 01:03:37,501
只要妳把大爷侍候得舒服，我多给两百

756
01:03:38,834 --> 01:03:40,126
先听个曲子吧！

757
01:03:41,667 --> 01:03:47,251
先生你真爽快！
不过拿了你的钱也要有气氛嘛！

758
01:03:47,376 --> 01:03:49,334
我们先跳个舞，亲爱的！

759
01:03:49,334 --> 01:03:50,167
好啊！

760
01:04:09,792 --> 01:04:12,292
别跳啦，再跳我就受不了！

761
01:04:12,584 --> 01:04:14,584
来吧，上床

762
01:04:37,584 --> 01:04:38,709
有人来了

763
01:04:42,334 --> 01:04:43,334
小姐，什么事？

764
01:04:43,334 --> 01:04:44,251
等一等

765
01:04:45,751 --> 01:04:49,376
亲爱的，我们大战了那么多个回合
套子都用完了

766
01:04:49,501 --> 01:04:50,917
我去买一点回来啊

767
01:04:56,001 --> 01:04:56,792
拜拜！

768
01:04:59,709 --> 01:05:01,167
送三瓶香槟上来

769
01:05:04,876 --> 01:05:05,626
操

770
01:05:10,667 --> 01:05:11,917
憋死我了！

771
01:05:19,042 --> 01:05:20,042
大美人

772
01:05:20,126 --> 01:05:22,001
那个大块头说我不合他心意

773
01:05:22,001 --> 01:05:23,501
特地要我让妳上去！

774
01:05:24,209 --> 01:05:25,584
这是他房间的钥匙

775
01:05:26,251 --> 01:05:27,542
这里一千块钱

776
01:05:27,834 --> 01:05:29,792
他说成事之后再给妳一千！

777
01:05:29,792 --> 01:05:32,876
真的？太好了，一千块

778
01:05:37,459 --> 01:05:38,667
我没叫香槟！

779
01:05:38,667 --> 01:05:40,209
刚才那位小姐叫的！

780
01:05:40,667 --> 01:05:42,334
那妳向她要钱好啦

781
01:05:43,001 --> 01:05:43,959
拿走呀

782
01:05:47,667 --> 01:05:50,917
你太坏了，把香槟都准备好啦！

783
01:05:51,167 --> 01:05:53,584
香槟摆在那儿就行了，妳先出去吧

784
01:05:54,709 --> 01:05:58,626
其实我也蛮喜欢你的
想不到还能赚点钱

785
01:05:58,626 --> 01:05:59,667
你真是太好了

786
01:05:59,667 --> 01:06:02,334
来吧…别浪费时间

787
01:06:02,376 --> 01:06:03,417
我很久没试过吃饱

788
01:06:03,459 --> 01:06:05,459
我要把你整个吞掉

789
01:06:06,626 --> 01:06:09,084
深海大网鲍呀

790
01:06:18,584 --> 01:06:19,709
大情人

791
01:06:20,792 --> 01:06:21,792
Susan呢？

792
01:06:22,001 --> 01:06:22,876
哪一个Susan？

793
01:06:23,751 --> 01:06:25,917
跟你在沙滩…那个女孩？

794
01:06:27,042 --> 01:06:30,292
我们游泳的时候
跟着一个开漂亮游艇的丑男人跑啦

795
01:06:31,417 --> 01:06:33,084
对不起，别伤心哦！

796
01:06:33,584 --> 01:06:35,376
伤心？干嘛伤心哦！

797
01:06:37,334 --> 01:06:40,292
起码我们两个在一起的时候
是很开心的

798
01:06:41,167 --> 01:06:44,959
正所谓女去女还在，有什么可伤心的！

799
01:06:45,876 --> 01:06:48,876
对了，妳找到喜欢的男朋友没有？

800
01:06:49,876 --> 01:06:50,792
吹了！

801
01:06:51,126 --> 01:06:53,167
吹啦？怎么吹了？

802
01:06:53,834 --> 01:06:55,084
他是一个傻瓜！

803
01:06:55,084 --> 01:06:58,626
傻瓜？ ！那妳喜不喜欢那个傻瓜呢？

804
01:06:59,542 --> 01:07:01,501
喜欢，不要了！

805
01:07:02,501 --> 01:07:03,792
喜欢就去找他嘛！

806
01:07:04,834 --> 01:07:05,834
可是…

807
01:07:05,917 --> 01:07:08,126
可是什么呀，最重要是喜欢

808
01:07:08,334 --> 01:07:10,334
妳也这么大了，喜欢就去找他

809
01:07:10,334 --> 01:07:11,626
何必妳等他，他等妳

810
01:07:11,626 --> 01:07:13,334
浪费时间呢，是不是？

811
01:07:13,834 --> 01:07:15,501
两个人在一起多开心呀！

812
01:07:15,959 --> 01:07:17,001
说得也是！

813
01:07:17,001 --> 01:07:17,876
好，拜拜！

814
01:07:17,876 --> 01:07:18,542
拜拜！

815
01:07:22,459 --> 01:07:23,167
对了！

816
01:07:25,334 --> 01:07:28,584
要是有一天妳突然想起我
不妨随时来找我

817
01:07:28,834 --> 01:07:30,126
我等待这个机会！

818
01:07:30,126 --> 01:07:30,959
OK？

819
01:07:31,376 --> 01:07:32,417
再说吧

820
01:07:32,917 --> 01:07:34,251
-拜拜 -拜拜！

821
01:07:37,834 --> 01:07:40,126
小姐，一个人走多无聊

822
01:07:41,001 --> 01:07:42,542
我陪妳好不好？

823
01:07:42,542 --> 01:07:43,292
好啊

824
01:07:46,792 --> 01:07:48,917
累了吧，找个地方休息？ ！

825
01:08:16,626 --> 01:08:17,709
-妳找谁？ -嗨

826
01:08:17,751 --> 01:08:19,084
我叫阿珍，大卫呢？

827
01:08:19,292 --> 01:08:22,334
大卫？ ！小姐，妳是谁呀？

828
01:08:22,667 --> 01:08:24,167
我不是说我叫阿珍吗？

829
01:08:24,667 --> 01:08:25,334
大卫呢？

830
01:08:25,334 --> 01:08:28,709
妳认识大卫？那大卫认识妳吗？

831
01:08:28,709 --> 01:08:31,376
小姐，妳到底是谁呀？妳說清楚点

832
01:08:31,751 --> 01:08:33,917
我是他的未婚妻，他应该认识我吧

833
01:08:33,917 --> 01:08:35,251
妳就是未婚妻了？ ！

834
01:08:35,834 --> 01:08:36,626
他的房间呢？

835
01:08:37,209 --> 01:08:40,001
他的房间在那边，不过他现在正忙着呢

836
01:08:41,209 --> 01:08:42,834
是吗？我进去看看

837
01:08:43,834 --> 01:08:48,001
小姐，他现在真的很忙呀！

838
01:09:34,167 --> 01:09:35,417
我在替他按摩

839
01:09:36,001 --> 01:09:37,501
没关系，继续呀！

840
01:09:40,501 --> 01:09:41,376
她是谁呀？ ！

841
01:09:42,459 --> 01:09:43,626
妳到外面等我一下？ ！

842
01:09:44,751 --> 01:09:46,042
慢慢来，我等你

843
01:09:49,667 --> 01:09:51,084
她到底是谁呀？

844
01:09:54,501 --> 01:09:55,584
小胖哥，你煮饭呀？

845
01:09:55,584 --> 01:09:59,667
是呀，我告诉過妳他很忙的嘛
妳又不相信

846
01:10:00,251 --> 01:10:01,792
弄什么？咖喱鸡呀？

847
01:10:02,001 --> 01:10:03,917
别放太多洋葱，我不吃的！

848
01:10:06,542 --> 01:10:07,417
你会不会切呀？ ！

849
01:10:07,417 --> 01:10:08,417
来，我来教你！

850
01:10:13,834 --> 01:10:14,917
那个女孩是谁？

851
01:10:15,584 --> 01:10:16,417
Betty！

852
01:10:25,709 --> 01:10:26,834
认识很久啦？

853
01:10:27,084 --> 01:10:29,626
大概…认识几天吧！

854
01:10:34,126 --> 01:10:36,251
你怎么啦？这么不小心！

855
01:10:37,751 --> 01:10:40,167
别生大卫哥的气，他是这样的！

856
01:10:41,667 --> 01:10:42,542
怎么啦？

857
01:10:44,501 --> 01:10:45,667
上火啦？ ！

858
01:10:45,667 --> 01:10:47,876
有血有肉的年轻人都有这种反应嘛！

859
01:10:50,292 --> 01:10:52,626
你的心里只想着她，根本不喜欢我

860
01:10:52,834 --> 01:10:54,042
我可不是代替品

861
01:11:06,501 --> 01:11:07,542
还等着我？

862
01:11:08,501 --> 01:11:10,251
怎么？这么快就好啦？ ！

863
01:11:10,917 --> 01:11:12,001
妳知道我没这么快的！

864
01:11:13,709 --> 01:11:15,917
对不起，妨碍你按摩了

865
01:11:17,584 --> 01:11:19,209
我在度假屋等了妳很久

866
01:11:20,042 --> 01:11:20,959
还以为妳不来呢！

867
01:11:22,084 --> 01:11:24,501
有Betty陪你，还会无聊吗？

868
01:11:26,584 --> 01:11:27,626
我对她不认真的

869
01:11:29,459 --> 01:11:30,667
我只对妳一个认真

870
01:11:34,417 --> 01:11:35,417
一个就够啦？

871
01:11:35,959 --> 01:11:38,084
如果是好的，一个就够了！

872
01:11:43,626 --> 01:11:45,334
你们到房间里吃吧，我自己吃

873
01:11:45,917 --> 01:11:47,834
还有呀，你在哪儿泡上她的？

874
01:11:47,834 --> 01:11:49,084
我也想碰碰运气！

875
01:14:06,376 --> 01:14:09,251
终于，我知道什么是九十年代的爱情了

876
01:14:10,042 --> 01:14:11,126
大情人说得对

877
01:14:11,792 --> 01:14:14,084
只要两个人真的喜欢对方

878
01:14:14,376 --> 01:14:15,834
就应该开心地在一起

879
01:14:16,709 --> 01:14:18,084
而且，最重要的…

880
01:14:18,584 --> 01:14:21,126
只要妳知道他是真心的爱妳​​

881
01:14:21,417 --> 01:14:22,959
就不需要计较得太多了

882
01:14:24,292 --> 01:14:26,584
也许你们不同意我的看法

883
01:14:27,167 --> 01:14:29,167
不过我还是要说一句

884
01:14:29,501 --> 01:14:30,834
想做就去做