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I haven't exactly been honest
with you, Peter...

I'm no longer able to participate
in your documentary.

I'm sorry, but your ending is the same
as your beginning.

I did it. It's me.

I am the Turd Burglar.

Kevin texted us,
about dropping out of the doc,

the morning after DeMarcus
and Lou confronted him in this video.

But at the time
we received Kevin's texts,

we didn't even know this video existed.

Gonzo had just told us
about a team-wide cover up

protecting DeMarcus and Lou.

DO YOU HAVE DEMENTIA?

Then Kevin stop talking to us,
before we had a chance to tell him.

He blocked our numbers and social media,

and we had no idea why.

All we knew is that
something must have happened.

Something must have stopped Kevin
from talking.

Something...

or someone.

- Hey, buddy.
- Hey.

- Is Kevin here?
- No.

- Really? You sure?
- Yeah.

We just need to hand him
a piece of paper.

We just need to ask him a few questions,
it won't take long.

- He's not here.
- He's... Okay.

Listen, he's not answering
any of our texts and calls,

and this is something really important
that he's gonna want to see.

- Could you give me a second?
- Sure.

What is going on?

- Yep, he is not here.
- Really?

Can you give to him and tell him
to call us when he gets back?

He'll want to see this email
from the basketball team.

Are you...? Myles.

Myles!

- Really?
- That was so rude.

Wow.

That's just mean.

Alright, we're leaving it in your mailbox!

That was just rude.

Your call has been forwarded
to an automatic voice message system.

Let's just go.

Nine-six-zero-four is not available.

He blocked us on everything.

He won't respond to our texts,
our phone calls, our emails.

He's even pretending not to be home.
We went to his house.

But he's on house arrest.

I just don't understand why.

I mean, we're so close to proving
that he's innocent.

It doesn't make any sense
why he'd drop out now.

Okay, so what do we do?

I mean, we could show up
to his house again,

but he's probably won't even answer.

It can't be that hard
to get a hold of Kevin.

He only hangs out one of two places.

I'm either at home with my sister
and my grandmother,

or here at the 24 Stop.

Oh, the 24 Stop.
We could try to meet him there.

- That's actually not a bad idea.
- I know.

You just have to get it by surprise.

Fail.

- I mean, it's like cold...
- Hey.

No loitering.

- Oh.
- Yeah, no, sorry.

We're waiting for our friend.
He's gonna be here real soon.

Well, you gotta buy something
or wait somewhere else.

We're waiting for our friend Kevin.
You probably know him.

The kid with the Newsies hat
and the pocket watch.

He lives down the block.

I know who you're talking about.
He's not coming back here.

Why do you say that?

Because I banned him.

- What?
- Why did you ban him?

Guys, look, buy something, leave,
or I am calling the cops.

Calling the...?

Let's go, let's buy something.

Would you mind telling us
why Kevin was banned?

It's a chip, not a swipe.

Maybe what day he was banned?

- Or, like, anything you can tell us.
- You can't stand there.

You're gonna have to move
out of the aisle. I have customers.

Sir, I'm afraid that my friend
might be in trouble,

so I'm just trying to find out, like,
what was going on.

Do you want a bag?

Nah. You know what? I'll wear it out.

Come on, we bought something
like you asked.

Could you please just tell us
something, anything?

Look, he came in here, okay,
I had to kick him out.

He made a mess of my store. Okay?

Wait, Kevin McClain, the one
with the pocket watch and the hat?

Look, I have footage. Alright?

He's lucky I haven't sent that footage
to the cops.

- Could you show us the footage?
- No.

You're gonna buy seven more hats?

And a snow globe,
if you show us the security footage.

So the kid, I guess,
dropped his ice cream outside.

He goes crazy, comes in here
like some kind of zombie.

Opens up the freezer,
just starts taking ice cream out

without paying for it. Sits on the floor...

Look, he's eating it.

Never paid a dime for it.

So I go over and I tell him,

"Hey, you can't do that."

He doesn't say anything to me.

I kick him out.

I mean, what am I supposed to do?

Banned him for life.

Could you show us
the outside footage?

Yeah.

As we watch DeMarcus pull up
in Lou's car and get in Kevin's face,

everything began to take shape.

It made sense that Kevin dropped out
of the documentary.

He was scared. Who wouldn't be?

We had spent so long
organizing puzzle pieces.

Now, they were quickly falling into place.

Alright, take a seat.

- Okay.
- Yeah, whenever you're ready.

- I like that hat.
- Thank you.

Oh, shit.

And this is from the night
before Kevin texted us.

So this happens, and the next day

Kevin re-confesses
to being the Turd Burglar.

Yes.

I mean, Lou and DeMarcus
are clearly threatening him.

It's right there in the video.

What other reason would they need
to threaten him?

Do Kevin and DeMarcus have any reason to
be speaking other than this documentary?

- No.
- Is this a weird meeting?

- It's super weird.
- They don't talk.

So you don't think
this was a planned meeting?

You think he was definitely confronted?

See, look, there.

Kevin seems genuinely surprised
to see them.

Yeah.

And how did they know
to find him at the 24 Stop?

Well, actually post-expulsion,
Kevin's been very active on social media.

Like, Instagram, Twitter, and stuff,
and he's always sure to tag his location.

Do you care to defend
the $3 surcharge on this ATM?

No.

Didn't think so.

So they probably stalked him online
and knew where to find him.

They actually were
really smart about this,

'cause if you're gonna
confront someone,

you don't do it in front of their grandma,
at their house,

in front of their sister,
you do it somewhere else.

- You find neutral ground, right?
- Exactly.

I think we confront Lou and DeMarcus
about this video.

No, let's go to the cops first.

No, no, no.

There are two sides to this video
and I want to hear both sides.

No, I'm with Chloe on this one, man.
Let's go to the cops.

We will, just not yet.

We need to hear
what they have to say about it.

I'm sending them this footage.

"Would you care to explain
what's going on in this video?"

Yeah, okay.

You don't know
what happened in that conversation.

Okay, so what exactly was said?

Look, bro.

It's just so clear that Kevin did it,
alright?

It's clear. So all we said was
stop talking shit about us.

"We know you did it.

Ain't no need to be trying
to bring us down with you.

DeMarcus is one of the best players
in the country.

If it gets out that he did
some turd shit..."

Okay, but why would you
feel the need to hide something

if you have nothing to hide?

We not trying to hide!
We're just trying to figure out

why does he want to start rumors
about somebody else?

DeMarcus didn't do this, man.
He didn't do it.

There's no way he could have done it.

So, the email from the captain
of the basketball team,

Gonzo's black eye,

the 24 Stop footage, that's all...

- just a coincidence?
- Yes, it is all just a coincidence.

Man, that email has nothing to do
with the whole Turd Burglar thing.

Oh my God!

The email from the captain,
this wasn't part of some crazy cover-up.

This is about DeMarcus's ankle, man.

DeMarcus had just tweaked his ankle,

so we went to see a physical therapist
before the pep rally.

We didn't need anybody
finding out about that.

If a rumor like that gets out about D,

him being one of the top athletes, man,
that's just bad news.

Real bad news.

So, we skipped the pep rally rehearsal
to go handle some shit.

So, you're saying that Gonzo
and the rest of the team

had no idea about the physical therapy.

No, I'm telling you they had no idea.

We didn't tell nobody but Tyler.

No one else.

And that's why he sent the email, man.

We don't want anybody finding out
about that shit.

Look.

Physical therapy.

Look at the date and look at the time.

So, then, what about Gonzo's black eye?

Chloe was telling the truth.

She saw the Turd Burglar card
in DeMarcus' wallet and I saw it too.

Yeah, I punched him in his eye.

I don't give a shit.
I'll tell anybody that.

He's lying, man.
I don't like liars, bro.

D is a cool dude.

He don't deserve to have a rumors
like that going around right now, man.

We almost done.

So, then, why were you late
to the pep rally?

We was always gonna miss the rehearsal
for physical therapy,

but we would have been on time
for the pep rally

if we didn't get into a fender bender
with Jenna Hawthorne.

We was pulling up to the gym,
she ran into my car with hers.

She broke her side view mirror,
scraped my shit all up.

You think I'm lying?

There you go.

Invoice from Jenna Hawthorne, $750.

Look, Peter...

You looking at all of this wrong, man.

Wrong. It's not me.

It's not DeMarcus.

It's your boy.

Alright? The dude did it.

Enough already.

He confessed.

Something about
my conversation with Lou

made me feel
like he was telling the truth.

Somehow, his defense felt plausible.

Maybe I was seeing it all wrong.

Perhaps the email from the team's captain
wasn't meant to cover up a crime.

Maybe it was just meant to keep the health
of their star player under wraps.

Perhaps the confrontations
with Gonzo and Kevin

weren't simply about intimidation.

But instead,

about keeping them
from spreading untrue rumors

that could hurt DeMarcus.

Okay, see, I'm not buying
any of this shit.

I mean, it's new evidence
that we need to process.

This physical therapy form
could easily be faked,

and the Venmo receipt?

It's nothing.

I mean, if anything it's a distraction
because this is all we actually need.

I mean, look. It's recorded.

At 7:52 on January 22nd,

we can clearly see that DeMarcus
and Lou are trying to shut Kevin up.

We need to go to the cops with this.

You know what, Pete,
I think I might be with her.

I mean, we've talked to Lou,
Kevin won't talk to us.

We've exhausted all of our resources.

I understand that you want to use
all evidence,

but, like, this is legit,
we don't know if this is.

Okay, but then we go to the police?

The police who convicted Kevin
in the first place?

And how is that gonna turn out for us?

But if we don't go to the cops,

then we're sitting on evidence
that could exonerate him?

Like, what's worse in that circumstance?

You know what, I'm...

I'm gonna message the Turd Burglar
just one more time.

What? Why, man?
What are you gonna say?

I don't want to go to the police just yet.
We're not there yet.

Does the Turd Burglar usually
respond quickly?

It's sporadic.

Okay, Peter,

when was the last time
the Turd Burglar contacted you?

The other day, like, at...

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit!

It'll be a short interview,

and trust me
you guys are gonna be very happy.

There's something really important
I need to show you guys.

It'll only take a second.
I promise you it'll only take a second.

So, the night you guys went
to visit Kevin at the 24 Stop...

it was the same night...

that these DMs... were sent to me
from the Turd Burglar.

And we watched the footage
a few times.

And none of you guys
were ever on your phones.

So?

The DMs were sent to me
at the same exact time

- that this footage took place.
- Right.

Which means that none of you guys
could be the Turd Burglar.

Right. Oh my God. Thank you, bro.

I told you. What'd I tell you, bro?

You think my man got time to be dealing
with all of y'all's shit crimes?

But actually, here's the thing,

this also proves
that Kevin couldn't be the Turd Burglar,

'cause he also is not on his phone.

A video that once looked
so damning for Lou and DeMarcus

ended up exonerating them.

It proved that the Turd Burglar
had to be someone else,

and it led to information that steered us
in an entirely new direction.

- Wait, so Kevin didn't do it.
- That's correct.

So, who you think did it?

Well, that's why I wanted
to sit down with you again,

'cause there's something you said
in our last interview.

We would have been on time
for the pep rally

if we didn't get into a fender bender
with Jenna.

You guys said that you were
late to the pep rally

- 'cause you got into an accident.
- Yeah, with Jenna.

Could you tell me a little bit
about that accident with Jenna Hawthorne?

What I remember was...
Jenna was running out of the gym,

like, real fast.

And then I see her get in her car.

We were coming back from D's
physical therapy, trying to park.

And Jenna, her dumb ass, just pulls out
without even looking.

She scared the shit out of me.

She came out at this weird angle

to where her side mirror
on the passenger side...

hit my headlight.

Fucked up my bumper.

And the paint on my car is hard to get.
That's why I was pissed.

Because my shit is vintage, you know.

But she gave me the money on the spot,
I ain't trippin'.

Yeah, you gotta respect her for that.

If you rich and you're gonna be
a terrible driver, that's the way to be.

Treat it responsible.

Outside of crashing into shit,
she pay for it, know what I mean?

Yeah. Why you asking about Jenna?

Well...

Jenna claims
that she was at her internship...

at the time of the Shit Launcher.

As soon as that I could get,
like, an internship

that was three days a week for credit,
I hopped on that opportunity.

Jenna claims that she goes
to an internship a few times a week...

Yes, every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday.

...but this accident completely shatters
her alibi.

And why would she lie to me
about where she was...

unless she had something to hide?

Jenna's internship was her alibi
for all three crimes.

But as we now know,
on the day of the pep rally,

she was parked in the lot
right outside the basketball gym.

That would have given her
the ability to load the launchers

and quickly get away.

We also know that Jenna's parents
own a food processing company

that manufactures preservatives,
including Maltitol

Industrial quantities of it.

The ingredient
that caused the Brownout.

But as bad as this all looks for Jenna,

it pales in comparison
to what Sam discovered

in one of Lou's insurance photos.

Jenna initially told us
that she WAS at her internship

on the day of the Shit Launcher.

- That was her alibi.
- Right.

But we discovered that she was actually
at the school...

and in an accident
with Lou and DeMarcus,

- which means that she was actually...
- She was at the pep rally.

Exactly,

- But that's not all. Sam?
- No.

Look what we found in the front seat
passenger side of her car.

Oh, shit, are those the T-shirts?

Yeah, from the pep rally.

And now here's my question.
Can you get those T-shirts anywhere?

Can you get them
from the school store?

No, they're made specifically
for the pep rally.

So, the only place those T-shirts
could have come from...

The T-shirt cannon.

So, she has a strong motive,
she hates the kids at St. Bernardine,

for the ridicule
over the Kendall Jenner photo,

so she would want to shit
all over them.

She has access to the Maltitol.
She lied to us about her alibi,

and we have the smoking gun T-shirt
evidence in the front seat of her car.

Shit!

I think I'm gonna do it, man.

- Can I do it?
- Yeah. Do your string thing, man.

Jenna's the Turd Burglar.

NICRO HEADQUARTERS
DURING INTERNSHIP HOURS

- You want to carry that?
- I I'm alright.

Yeah, here.

Alright, close it for me?

Come on.

This is it.

Let's wait at her car.

- This is the one, yeah.
- Turn on the camera.

What are you guys doing?

Oh. Hi, Jenna, I didn't even...

Sorry, I didn't even realize
that you were in your car.

Yeah, well, I am.

Did you go to your internship
on November 14th?

I don't know. Probably, yeah.

So, you weren't in a collision
with Lou and DeMarcus?

Yeah, I was in an accident.

So you were at the school
at the time that you told us

that you were at your internship?

Right after you did the Shit Launcher.

Wow. Yeah, you're crazy.

Are we?

Yeah, I skipped my internship.

Then...

why were the T-shirts that were
supposed to be in the T-shirt launchers

in the front seat of your car?

You have no alibi.

You were at the school.

You did the Shit Launchers.

- You're the Turd Burglar.
- No, I'm not.

- Then why were the T-shirts in your car?
- Peter, I swear to God,

I'm not the Turd Burglar.

Could you answer the questions?

Why were the T-shirts
in the front seat of your car?

Because I was there and I helped,
but I didn't do it.

Like, I'm not the Turd Burglar.

I just did the gym and that's it.
Literally none of the other stuff.

She, like...

blackmailed me,
she, like, made me do it.

Who made you do it?

Someone...

Someone named Brooke Wheeler.

Brooke Wheeler?

Shit.

I'm just, like... Sorry, guys.

I'm just, like, way too stoned
to do this right now.

- Okay?
- Can...

I'll talk to you later.

Jenna agreed to sit down with us
for a formal interview,

after giving herself time
to get less high.

I'd been so upset
about my break-up last year.

And then I, like,
opened Instagram one day

and this girl had liked, like, ten,
maybe 15 pictures of mine in a row.

There's only one reason
why people do shit like that.

They want your attention.

And she got mine.

So, I click on her profile,

and she's, like, not the type of girl
that normally likes my stuff.

Like, she's not
super into fashion and travel.

She's just, like, a normal girl.

Except she's, like, cute.
Like, she's, like, really cute.

So I like a couple of her photos back,

and it wasn't long before she DM'd me.

And, like, she didn't know
about my family

and our money,

so it really felt like a fresh start.

But then things started moving
really fast,

and we started texting every day,
like on and off the Gram.

And it wasn't long before she told me
that she loved me.

And I thought she did.

And I thought that I loved her back.

We talked about everything, like...

like, every night for, like, hours.

You know, like, our secrets
and insecurities.

Like, I'd never been so open with anyone
in my entire life.

I even told her about, like,
what happened at school with...

you know,
everyone turning against me.

Including my girlfriend,

who dumped me because of it.

And Brooke was going through
a breakup at the time too.

A conversation from September 14th, 2017.

One day everyone wants to be your friend.

The next, everyone wants to see you cry.

Aw, babe, I'm sorry.
It's because everyone's so jealous of you.

You know what's sick, though?

After everything happened,

I realized that's all I had.

What do you mean?

When everyone decided to hate me,

all I could do was either
curl up in a ball and cry,

or post things to make everyone
more jealous of me.

I realized... I liked
when people were jealous of me.

It made me feel less alone.

I've never told anyone that.

I don't see
how anyone could hate you, Jenna.

I think I'm falling in love with you.

She knew exactly
what to say to cheer me up.

I don't know
how I'm going to tell my family

I'm in love with someone
who lives an hour away.

Me neither.

What a pickle.

She had this cute nickname for me.

"Pickle."

I was her little Pickle.

Hey, Pickle.

I'm going to bed
and I wanted to say goodnight.

And so, yeah, I sent her some pictures.

Pictures, I wouldn't want anyone seeing.

But then things got dark.
She starts telling me that, like,

I should get back at my classmates.

That, like, I should do something bold
if I hate everyone

at my stupid school so much.

If you don't, I'm going to show
everyone all of your pictures

and all of our conversations,

so everyone can see that behind
your pretty little rich-girl Instagram

is a self-absorbed liar
who's completely full of shit.

Brooke please...

She starts telling me that I, like,
better keep her happy, or else...

And I realized, all the stuff
that's been happening in school...

it's her.

I asked if she wanted, like, money,

but she only wanted one thing.

And at this point,
like, I'm honestly,

like, I'm afraid,
and I don't know what to do.

So...

I did the launcher.

Do you mind telling us
how you did it?

Brooke sends me these coordinates.

She tells me that I need to go
to this location.

Look, dude, those are coordinates.

It turns out to be an alleyway.

That's definitely poop, yeah.

Like, my heart is just racing
and I get to this location,

and there's a box
in the middle of the alleyway

with my name on it.

FRAGILE

It was, like, really planned out.

Like, this shit was truly next level.

And at this point, like,
I'm honestly scared.

Like, what is this person capable of,
you know?

And, like, I know that I'm in
over my head at this point,

but, like, what am I gonna do?

And, like...

these pictures that I sent her...

they're, like...

you know, like,
super suggestive photos,

and, like, all of our conversations
are just, like, in this box,

and, like, she knows
that I'm not gonna have any choice.

She makes it real clear
that she's not fucking around,

and I better do what she says.

So,

inside the box there's instructions
that tell me how to do it,

and Ziploc bags
that are full of shit to use.

Like, actual shit.

And, like, I'm just thinking,

like, who is this person
that I thought I was in love with?

She's some kind of monster.

During the pep rally walk-through,
the coach's office would be open

and I was supposed to...

replace the shirts that were in the cannon

with, like, the Turd Burglar shirts.

There's printed out instructions
telling me, like, how to roll the cat poop

into these shirts,

and she tells me to take a picture

of the guns that are loaded
and send it to her.

I mean, like, of course I did it.

Like, what else was I supposed to do?
You know?

So I send her the picture

and she fucking ghosts me.

I JUST LOVE WHEN A PEP RALLY
BECOMES A RALLY

So, Brooke Wheeler is the Turd Burglar?

Did...?

Yeah.

So,

does the name Jenna Hawthorne
mean anything to you?

No.

Does the name Brooke Wheeler
mean anything to you?

No.

So, you're not Brooke Wheeler?

No, I'm a Abby Samuels.

Do you mind taking a look at this?

Hey, Pickle.

I'm going to bed
and I wanted to say goodnight.

And I miss you.

This is a private video

that I snapped my boyfriend.

Pickle is what I call him.

Yeah, actually, that video,
along with these photos,

were all private videos of yours,

which actually made it really, really hard
to track you down.

But, thankfully,

we reverse image searched
all these photos

and luckily one popped up.

That's how we were able to find you.

This is...

really creepy.

Look, I didn't post these pictures
anywhere,

so how did...?

Eww.

I hate to tell you this,

but, your photos have been used
by the Turd Burglar.

What the fuck is a Turd Burglar?