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This is our latest very special exhibit where you'll learn all about your favorite movies and

actors. Welcome to the magic of Hollywood. Look at all this cool stuff. Look up there. It's E.T.

Oh, and look at this one. Keanu Reeves. And you all know George Lucas, right?

I'd really like to go home, though. Come on. Only a few more weeks left in the exhibit.

You can do it. Can I at least have my cell phone? Oh, George, you're just going to use it to call

for help. Oh, and over here. Oh, wow. The most important figures in the exhibit. Without

them, there would be no Hollywood. James and Henry.

Who? Are you serious? James and Henry. Minions. I know the minions, but I've never seen a...

James and Henry. Yeah. Never heard of them. Me neither. This is insane. James and Henry are

legends, and they changed Hollywood forever. Not just Hollywood, they changed the world,

and their story is epic. What? What is she talking about? You know what? Change of plans. Everybody

sit down. Now, all of you. Come on. Sit down, Tommy. You two glasses and Mr. Johnson and you

too, Bubble Girl. As you may know, throughout time, dozens of minion tribes have been roaming

our planet, searching for the perfect villain to serve. And among them was a very special guy.

That's him right there. James. He liked to draw, paint, but above all, he loved to invent

stories and share them with his buddies.

Hey, Alberto. Look at me. Luca. Te gusta?

Uh, um, eh. Eric? Choof. Choof. Choof. Hey, James. Hey, Roa, okay?

Uh, uh, uh, uh, si, si. Uh, uh, uh.

The rest of his tribe, however, they were just interested in one thing.

Big boss!

To serve the most evil master they can find.

And this guy checked all the boxes. Scary? Check. Burly? Check. Super mean?

Double check.

Double check.

He was a perfect ten.

To show their new master how much they cared, the minions did everything for him.

But James wanted to go one step further and create something truly wonderful for his master.

Oh.

Hey, the boss! Hey, Luca! Luca l'entamosa!

Oh.

Hi, hi, hi. Regarde-a!

Hey, c'est nous! Big boss! Big boss! Big boss!

Ha ha ha ha !

Boop boop root !

Ah.... I will all by boop boop root guys oh no ohj.

Uhuhh !

Quick out, quick out hurart !

Uhhuhh !

Shiaaaargh !

Oot har !

Easiest time.

mai what ?

Bulla! Bulla, les gars!

Phew. Ho ho ho ho.

No, no, no! Quillado! Quillado!

Oh, James!

The minions were banished from the Cyclops' island that day.

And everyone was mad at James.

Well, not everyone.

One other minion found it very funny.

And that was Henry.

Ah...

Fissa!

Aye, aye, fissa and la pota!

Allee!

Bah!

Hey, James! Bah, allora! Fissa, quoi?

Si, si...

Nope, nope, nope, nope.

And from that moment on, James and Henry were inseparable.

The best of friends, and by each other's side, no matter where they went or who they worked

for.

Their next master was extremely promising, very powerful, and more importantly, very evil.

And his book, oh dear me, it had some wicked spells in it.

Misha Strugalo!

Oh la la la!

Bohros Latrebinski!

Bross up!

Bross up!

Sisk!

Sisk!

No touch of labukiski!

No touch of.

Ok, ok, no touch of.

No touch of!

Well, no, no!

Hey, James! James! Come, come!

Lucas! You're a flaboukisski!

Lucas! Come, come!

Oh, the monster!

Oh, she's there! Oh!

The dame amour, the dame amour!

Oh, my goodness!

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Lucas! Come, come, come, come, come!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Ah!

Once again, the minions had inadvertently lost a master.

Henry!

On the plus side, James and Henry's friendship

became stronger that day, even if it made some

of the other minions unhappy.

Oh, this is Ed, by the way.

He's a friendly minion who is a bit hard of hearing.

So they came up with a way of communicating with each other.

And so, the minions went from one boss to the next.

And there were many.

But after a while, they couldn't find any more evil masters to serve.

For a very long time, the minions wandered about, tired,

and losing hope.

And that very bossy minion there?

That's Dick.

He barked at everyone to make camp for the night.

He barked at all.

He barked at all.

He barked at all.

He barked at all.

He barked at all.

Now, because of their nonstop blabbering and giggling, Dick ordered

Henry and James to go sleep away from everyone else as per usual.

Which was fine with them, as it meant they could stay up all night

discussing the meaning of life, the cosmos, their hopes, their dreams.

Oh, well, I'm here to go.

Peckin' to sound.

Oh- La-la, mal-pelli.

Thank you.

That's incredible, James.

And that's Dick to make you a parabose.

Let's go.

Meet on a meet on a meet on a meet on a...

Hey, oh!

Henry, James! Sleeper!

And with that, Dick lost his temper... again.

And he said all he had on his mind about the two friends.

Henry thought long and hard about Dick's remarks, and decided to punch him.

But thankfully, Ed intervened, signed for his friend to calm down, breathe deeply, and...

...punch Dick himself!

Well, this seemed like the breaking point.

But then, Dick saw something that would change the Minions' lives forever.

Big Buzz!

Big Buzz!

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Look up!

Look up!

Look up!

Please don't hurt me!

Look up!

Goodbye!

No!

Okay, people, back to one!

And you!

Do you have any idea what you've done?

Stop! You've ruined everything! It was the perfect scene! All that work, all that money, all that effort!

Uh, caramel pompeleo, no?

Get out of here! You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, and you!

Me?

Definitely you! Get out!

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

Fresh-shrinked!

Let's go again!

Hey, boss, we're out of film!

Oh!

This is not going to go down well!

You tell that no-talent bum! If he messes up again, he's fired!

And then, send him a bottle of champagne because it's his birthday!

Oh, there he is! Our favorite director!

Oh, hello, Mr. Bright! Mr. Bright!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Ah!

Alright, let's see what you show!

Roll the scene!

Now!

We are so excited to see it!

Come on, let's go!

Just so you know, Mr. Bright, we had...

...a small...

...problem?

A problem?

It's just a puzzle for friends to solve!

Problems cost money!

Oh, well, this scene is terrible!

You will never work in this town again!

But we're sure you'll do great in any number of other towns!

Yeah!

Roll the scene, please, and thank you!

Oh, here we go!

What is going on?

I know!

That's what I was trying to tell you, and they...

What are those things?

Ah, they, uh...

You changed the whole scene!

But I didn't!

Guys, oh boy, I didn't!

He's genius!

What?

You see, it's great!

It's better than great!

I love it!

Those sickling children!

Oh, they're fantastic!

They have to be in every shot of the movie!

Ah!

Yeah!

Okay!

Absolutely!

I'm going to get my very good friends!

So, uh...

What's-her-name's...

And put them in the movie!

Sam?

Elwood?

Would you mind playing it?

All right!

Oh, that's the stuff, Frankie!

Ah, yes it is, Elwood!

Hey!

Hey!

Get me, Mike!

Faster!

Faster!

We need to find them!

Where are they?

Get out of the way!

Move it!

Move it!

Move it!

Move it!

Move it!

Move it!

Move it!

Move it!

Take the next ride!

They could be on sunset!

Oh, Luca!

Get back!

Don't let him get away!

My boys!

I've been looking all over for you!

Get in!

Get in!

Hey!

Hey!

Vuntapa!

Vuntapa!

Eh...

First things first!

Who are you?

My name is Henry!

Kate!

And my name is Ed!

Ah!

I'm Peter!

Emile!

Ken!

Emile!

Alfonso!

Patrick!

Patrick!

Is there a name I can just call all of you?

Uh...

Minions!

Look!

Minions!

My name is Max!

Bell Max!

Yeah!

Hi!

Okay!

I'm so sorry about earlier!

So...

I would like to work with you!

We should make movies!

Movies?

Movies?

Movies?

You don't know what movies are?

Hmm...

Movies are stories that play out right in front of you,

and people love them, and people love the people who make them!

Papako, la storia?

James!

See, it's for you!

La storia!

The movies?

Para me?

Si, James!

Si!

Welcome to Pride Brothers pictures!

Where we make all kind of movies!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Hello, George!

Hey Sam!

Perfect!

It's a map! Congratulations, everyone!

Fantastico!

It is fantastico. It's exciting, isn't it?

Ah, James, I love your enthusiasm.

How about you, gentlemen?

Do you want to make movies, too?

Yeah!

Up, up, up, up!

Don't mark all the movies!

No, we're the big boss!

Excellent! Let's get to work!

So, I need you to act in a very simple scene.

You stay here, and I shall return.

Oh...

Oh.

Okay, listen up. So, here's the scene.

You see those large, heavily armed men?

They suspect you have killed their leader, and they want you dead.

Uh, Grish?

All right, I need you to really sell the drama!

You do a good job, and you're hired!

You fail, it's back to wandering the street, scavenging for food.

Have fun with it!

Okay!

Ready?

Action!

Fight!

Fight!

No, no, no, no, no, no!

God!

Or am I leaving?

I need you to do something!

I need you to death!

Oh!

Maquboaaa!

I No!

Police!

Scol!

Okay, that was...

PERFECT!

Brilliant!

Are you ready to become stars?

And I mean the biggest stars the world has ever seen!

PERFECT!

The world has never been a better place!

The economy is forever booming with no sign of slowing down ever!

People have never been so happy and the future has never looked so bright!

Meanwhile, over in Hollywood, the new stars at the silver screen took the world by storm

and changed the face of the motion picture industry forever!

With movies like The Good, The Bad and The Stupids!

Look behind you and then down!

And they came from the stars to hit you with a frying pan!

Part 4, Target, Miami Beach!

The minions have become the kings of the box office!

And it seems like the public just can't get enough of them!

We spent weeks with the Super Mini Sensations and we're going to let you in on a few of their secrets!

Our boys have moved into a luxurious house in Beverly Hills!

Where they'll be able to enjoy a comfortably large game room!

And an equally comfortable gigantic sauna!

Their lives have changed since fame hit them!

They can't go anywhere without being recognized!

Ha-ha! Run, boys, run!

Looks are everything in Tinseltown!

And the minions are always on the hunt for the hottest, most modern looks!

But trendsetters!

What fashion icons!

And not only that!

Now there's minions merchandise!

What will they think of next?

And boy, Hollywood has never seen parties like the ones those party gentlemen are throwing!

Yes, the minions are on top of the world!

They truly have it all!

Loving it!

Ha-ha!

Hop-hop!

Hey, okay?

On it!

Ah, what's the key?

Hey, perfect!

We're going to be like a tartina de foie gras!

We're going to be better!

James!

My boy!

You have a real gift for filmmaking!

Ah!

Thank you!

Yeah, you have what it takes to become a director!

There could even be an Oscar in your future!

Oscar?

What's that?

Ah!

It's an award given out to the best films and filmmakers!

Ah!

Ah!

And the Oscar for the best movie ever goes to...

James!

Yeah!

Thank you!

Thank you!

Thank you!

Thank you!

Thank you!

Are you alright, my friend?

Wait!

Wait!

What's happening?

What is this?

I'll tell you what it is!

It's the future of cinema!

Everyone's doing it, Max!

From now on, our movies are going to have...

Sound!

That right there, what I just said, that was sound!

I have a very good feeling about this!

Quiet, everyone!

Are you ready, Henry?

Si, si, si!

This will be great!

Okay, we're recording!

And...

Action!

You disappeared from my life five years ago, and now you think you can come waltzing back in?!

Well, no!

No, I say!

Get lost!

You handsome bastard!

Oh, Humphrey!

My mother warned me about men like you!

Mmm, baby!

Piñata!

Carbonara!

Lasagna!

What?

What?

What?!

Stay with us, Arch!

We need you!

What are we going to do?!

What are we going to do?!

What are we going to do?!

Yes, Arch?

can i have a cup of coffee please tiny bit of milk two sugars thank you

this is a disaster we've lost millions

you know who i blame them sadly yes get out of here but we wish you the best of luck in

your new endeavor and we hope we can still be friends who never speak to each other leave

and have a great life away from us

Oscar james you're never gonna win an oscar you're done you're fired

goodbye ridley goodbye max

bye bye max

goodbye steven

bye bye max

dick

max

henry james good luck my friends

don't worry boys it's just a minor setback

thank you

you're going to be fine james you're going to do great things

bye bye max

no no no

why

put you la mujer

oh

Ah, plavoc de plavoc!

Okay... Come la corva!

Puduji pudu!

Hey, Victor!

Good night!

Good night, Peter!

Hey, Nick!

Good night!

Good night, Greg!

Good night, George!

Good night, Steven!

Good night, Bruno!

Good night, Julian!

Thomas!

Good night!

Good night, James!

Hmm?

Ohhhhh...

I'm going to cry shortly!

Hmm...

Huh?

The...

The chick?

Yeah, the chick?

Come?

All the time you come to bed

And the lady....

My mama...

My mom..

My mom...

My mom...

My mom...

My mom...

Oh, oh, oh, glory, hallelujah! Monstros!

Sì, sì, sì!

Che passa?

Ah, Luca, Luca! James puncia la storia e la transforma in movies!

Movies?

Cretinoid era!

Beh, ma la storia di James era fantastico!

Minions non mancano movies!

Sur le big boss!

Arrête du resta!

E help a James!

Idiotasse!

Nous les quittons les besta pata big boss!

Et big boss!

Oups!

Scusa Greg!

Alles good?

Si!

Tu mancano movies!

Nous finons les boss!

Comme les gars!

Big boss!

Big boss!

Big boss!

Big boss!

Big boss!

Big boss!

Nous les mancano movies!

Et la sera!

La besta!

Topissimo!

Grosse!

Ha, ha, ha!

Grosse!

Come on!

How's that going to end up?

Oooh, he's so scary!

James, I love your movie!

Aren't you?

Yes, it's clear this is a real passion project and you need to bake it whatever challenges get in your way!

Si, si, pero la glutamate.

La macropa advice.

Advice?

Si, si, but, uh...

Uh, well, where do I start?

I mean, uh, uh, uh, um, do you guys have film equipment?

Uh, no.

Ah, no film equipment.

Uh-huh.

A crew?

A crew?

No.

No crew either.

Mm.

And you wrote a monster movie with a very big monster?

Si, con big alkaidu.

Arr, arrr!

And what are you going to use for your monster?

Ah.

Uh, uh...

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Okay.

Listen to me carefully.

What I'm going to tell you is very, very important.

So, if you want to make a fantasticous very cool monster movie,

you will need a fantasticous very cool monster.

I can't really help you with that, I'm afraid.

But I can give you this.

The...

It was a gift from my father.

My first camera.

I'm passing it on to you now.

I believe in you, James.

I know you'll do great.

And remember, a very cool monster movie needs a very cool monster.

Max, darling!

Come over here.

Good luck, guys.

But how are you going to get out of the kaiju?

Hey, Madiz, Madiz!

It's the gangrene!

Ha, ha, ha, ha!

James is going to get his monster!

Oh, I'm happy.

You're happy.

Ha, ha, ha.

Now, do you mind if I go on with the story?

Sorry!

I get a little excited sometimes.

Yes!

Please continue.

What about Dick and the other minions?

Did they find a new boss?

Oh, yes.

Well, I was getting to it.

Dick and his friends were about to fulfill the mission of every minion ever

and find their tribe the greatest, most evil master to serve.

Big Boss!

Big Boss!

Big Boss!

Big Boss!

Big Boss!

Big Boss!

Big Boss!

Ah, attention, Earthlings!

Cease current activities and listen!

I am Dort, and I was sent here by the Supreme High Ruler to judge this pathetic planet.

Big Boss!

But first, uh, Dort needs to find loyal assistants.

Ooh, hey, you, with a very cool spaceship, do you want to serve Dort?

Okay, let's go home.

You can do this kind of thing on your mom's weekend.

Oh, yes, and...

Come on, please.

Leave me alone.

Guys, look at this winner.

Ah, thank you.

That's very kind.

Hmm, are you and your burly friends interested in assisting Dort in a potentially dangerous mission?

Hey, I think the weirdo in the lame robot suit is talking to us.

Huh, I can assure you that this is no costume.

Um, I mean...

You know, it's dangerous to hang out here dressed as a tin can.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

A tin can wishes it were as tough as me.

So, there.

Ah, I sense you are preparing a hostile attack.

Please stop.

Oh, yeah?

Or what?

Whoa.

Why, you?

Now you've done it.

Dort was on a simple mission.

To decide whether or not Earth should be invaded.

and then you went and got Olop and Dort's facial recognition sensors.

Dort has made his decision regarding the fate of this planet.

Dort is going to invade Earth and enslave humanity!

Eh, eh, scusa, scusa!

Ah, greetings. I am Dort.

Ah, eh, eh, bello, Dort. Soy Dick.

Salutations, Richard.

Eh, eh, no, no, no, les Dick.

Mm, okay. Do you want to assist Dort in a potentially dangerous mission?

Sì! Sì! Sì!

Great! Follow Dort, act and Dort's secret lair!

Big pass! Big pass! Big pass! Big pass!

Okay. Mano d'oqui pa' Cleomid.

Henry? Si, si. Ed?

Vamos!

Uh huh huh huh

Me so soup Kankoma A

Yaki unigiri Ruka Etaamaze Shizuki Natenobu Kai fuku

Ruka!

And I got you!

Oh, happy day!

Oh, I gotta say, it is so great to finally be out!

I have been trapped in that book forever!

I am forever in your debt!

And I just wanna get-

Woah!

Whatcha doin' there, mister?

Woah!

Okay, okay!

Oh, no, no, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

I feel like I've disappointed you in some way!

I'm so sorry!

Can I help?

Ah, but yes!

Do you want monsters?

Monsters?

You want big, scary monsters?

Yes!

Come here!

Come here!

It's for the movies!

Oh!

You need monsters for your movies!

I know the perfect monsters for you!

I'll take you to them!

Fuck you!

Oh, by the way, I'm Gary Orkham Oliver Magma Ichabod the Deceiver.

But my friends just call me Gumi, for short.

Oh, so James!

James!

Oh, James!

Rolls off the face tendrils!

James!

Is that Henry?

Hey, hello!

Henry!

Oh, I like it!

It sounds tough and rugged!

It's like-

Oh, look out!

Here comes-

Henry!

You know, Ed?

Ed!

Ah, Santé!

Oh, man!

It's gonna be so much fun!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Huh?

Uh...

Uh!

Uh!

Wipe your insolent feet before stepping into the lair of Dort.

Uh, camera le lair?

Affirmative. Everyone, file in.

Dort? Where have you been?

Oh, Mrs. Konikoff. Yes, so sorry.

Dort had an important work meeting.

But I come with good news.

Look what I found on my way back. Those muffins you love.

I only like the blueberry ones.

Yes, you're in luck.

And I can only eat them with a glass of milk.

Enjoy your fruit-filled baked goods.

What a sweet, sweet, lovely woman.

She shall be spared when Dort overthrows the planet.

Excuse me. Excuse me. As will our cat.

Hello. Sorry. Whoops.

Everyone, commence greeting Dort's roommate.

Floyd.

Bello, Floyd.

Hey, what's up?

Hey, Dort.

Whoa, whoa. Lower your throat volume, minion.

This is definitely a lair.

Oh, Luca.

Pink.

Head.

Floyd.

Floyd?

No, no.

Floyd.

Floyd.

Yeah, yes, Floyd.

Capriski, la Macedoane.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

You foolish, naive minion.

You are actually standing in a very futuristic alien spaceship.

Made you look like a dingy apartment.

Very realistic, isn't it?

Even the weird smell.

That's all fake.

Impressive, I know.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

But, but...

But nothing.

No.

Dort needs to retreat to his private quarters to, uh, report back to his home planet.

Engaging and slamming my own...

Okay, okay.

Calma, calma.

Hey, but, Eve.

Look out.

Wubble, wubble, wubble, wubble.

Hi.

Wow, you're really into your art, James.

You're so passionate.

I think you're a genius.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, hey, Pupu, you.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

Olga, Olga, Olga, Kolomitskaya!

Kémakaré, Dort!

Attention! Attention, Minions and Floyd!

Dort has finally received his orders from the Supreme High Ruler!

It is time to officially invade Earth!

Hey, Dort!

The noise!

Oh! Oh, yes! Oh, sorry! My apologies!

With me, Dort! Dort! Dort! Dort!

Attention, people of Earth!

Dort is officially claiming your planet!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Yes!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Dort meant your sandcastle no harm!

Hey, please stop your shovel attack!

Cease immediately!

Or you will pay the price!

Oh!

Oh!

Luca!

Let's see how you fare against a similar attack!

Tiny insurgent!

Hey!

Yeah, you!

In the robot suit!

No, no, no!

You can't kick that kid!

But...

He must be taught a lesson!

And also...

He started it!

Ha-ha-ha!

You are not from around these parts, are you?

Well, no!

I originate from the planet Metlar!

Hm?

Near the G-45 T system!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

I don't know where that is, but...

I'm from a small town in Minnesota myself, so I understand the feeling of being a stranger

in the big city!

So...

What you're saying is...

I am now free to kick him!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

No, you can't!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Well, I should get a move on!

My friends and I are headed to a protest for women's rights!

Do you believe women and men are equal?

Why, yes! Of course!

Oh!

Good!

And that you both now belong to the supreme ruler equally!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

You're so funny and cute!

Oh, I-I mean, what you said.

What you said is...

Cute!

Uh...

Pardon?

Come on, Debby!

We're gonna be late!

Did you say Dort was...

Give women the vote!

Give women the vote!

Give women the vote!

Give women the vote!

Give women the vote!

Bye!

Don't kick children!

Uh...

Boss?

Minions, Dort is a slightly postponing Earth's invasion.

Huh?

You heard me.

Follow Dort!

Give women the vote!

Give women the vote!

Give women the vote!

Give women the vote!

Give women the vote!

Give women the vote!

Give women the vote!

Give women the vote!

Give women the vote!

Who's it?

The entrance is straight ahead!

We get down and then we go to Hollywood Hollywood yeah sure to make your movie

Don't be scared though. They're such good guys. Just try not to look too delicious

Hey goomy, thanks for the jailbreak

All right, where were we?

But wait, I'm sorry quick question

I want to eat one of these funny-looking yellow guys first. Is that okay?

We are not going to destroy the world nor eat anyone in this room. Are we clear?

Not really destroying stuff is kind of our thing

Not anymore Phillips. No, all that stuff is over. We are no longer evil

No, we work in the motion picture industry

See no worldwide destruction no devouring funny-looking yellow guys

We're just gonna help dame here make his dreams come true

Huh? Oh

Okay, wink wink

Got it. All right, we're in

They're in

MASTER!

Ooh, is this where you make movies?

Fantastic! You hear that, guys?

This is where it all happens!

It's not bad!

Holy wow! Would you look at this!

Ha, ha, ha!

Oh, oh, look! This is great!

Huh?

Oh, James, you painted such a wonderful picture

with your beautiful gibberish!

Oh, your movie is gonna be fantastic!

Isn't it, guys?

Who cares about the movie?

I just wanna eat people!

And chase people!

And...

SMOOSH PEOPLE WITH FEED!

Exactly! SMOOSH!

Howard gets it!

Huh?

Huh?

Y-

Oh, ha, ha, ha!

Okay, just a little moment, please!

Ha, ha, ha!

Uh, you, and you, a word?

Ha, ha!

We'll be right back!

Uh, okay!

Ha, ha, ha, he-

Uh, uh...

kaum-a-a-mingTON

seperUND

Gumi,

What are we doin' here?

Back in the good ol' days,

you were all about goin' from planet to planet,

obliterating everything in sight.

Now you wanna...

...make movies?!

You've changed, man.

Howard agree!

Guys, guys, guys, where's the trust?!

Of course, we're gonna destroy everything.

When those cameras start rolling, we're going to conjure Irene.

Irene?

Really?

Yes, Irene, the Eater of Worlds herself.

We're gonna have our revenge, but we're gonna destroy everything on the planet.

Destroy!

Ha ha ha ha!

Power!

Stop!

Huh?

Uh, destroy?

Oh, hey, Henry, buddy!

James!

Henry!

Get him!

Ha ha ha ha!

James!

Huh?

Henry?

Henry?

Hide him!

Hide him quick!

Henry?

Huh?

Oh, hi James!

No, there's no Henry here.

Uh, just us monsters, you know, talking about, uh, a friend of ours.

That would be great in your movie!

This is Irene.

Imagine the movie opens with Irene being conjured.

The coolest monster ever, unleashed upon an unsuspecting world!

Oh, I promise you James, you've never seen a monster like her!

Okay!

Lemmos!

Lemmos!

Okay, the big day has arrived!

And I have good news!

Last night, Henry and I were having a little chat.

Henry?

Yeah, yeah, Henry.

And he said he's sorry for being such a doink.

And also that the scene we're about to do, you know, when Irene arrives,

she thinks it's missing something.

Huh?

Besides us?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

But Henry had a solution.

What if, when the monster first comes out, she eats a victim?

To let the audience know she means business.

And better yet, Henry has volunteered to play the part of the first sacrifice!

Henry!

Henry!

Thank you!

Oh, man!

He seems excited, huh?

He's really getting into the part!

Aw!

Well, James, Jim, Jimmy, Jimity, are you ready to start making your first movie?

By the way, are you okay with me appearing in this scene?

This is your project.

I don't want to step on any toes.

No problemo!

Lumiosa!

Sono...

The end is finally here.

Earth is living its last moment.

The monsters are back with a vengeance!

The time for Irene has come again!

Raya!

Yostegos!

Flitagin!

Carbonita!

Alea Yata X!

Mercurio Zulubini!

Caramel Macchiato!

And the all-consuming, all-powerful Irene!

Irene!

Wow, you're so beautiful!

So big!

So orange!

So...

C-c-c-growy!

Now feed, Irene!

Feast on our modest offering!

And go forth into the world!

Segunda!

Segunda, Henry!

November 23, Err!

Uuuj!

URUJ!

Alle 68 Zulubini!

Help?

Helpa?

H-Por què holpa?

Alfa!

¡AAAA marriage silent!

Ahh!

James!

Uh, no, no, stop!

Stop? I'm not gonna stop.

I've been waiting for this moment for eons.

Irene is going to devour everything and every life.

No!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Hey! Oh, no!

That was super fun.

What a perfect day this has been.

Thank you so much.

Oh, oh, no, no, no, no, thank you.

I really like you, Dort. You're...

You're not like the other men that I know.

Hmm, you mean Dort is not all about suppressing feelings

to avoid appearing vulnerable?

Well, yes, but more like with you...

Well, I feel respected and listened to.

Aw, Debbie!

Dork.

What's that?

Huh?

Dork!

Dork!

Kamazaki!

Help me, buddy!

Huh?

Oh my heavens!

Look at that thing!

Well, he's no match for my robot boyfriend!

Go get him, baby!

Oh, yes, yes, but that thing is huge!

Uh, I...

Um...

Okay.

Dort?

Dork!

Uh...

Bodies!

Milly get all the Dort!

Dito!

Help Henry!

Help Henry?

Yes!

Help Henry!

Help Henry!

Help Henry!

Heet!

Ha-ha ha!

Ha-ha-ha!

Woo-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

He-he-he-he-he!

He-heh-he-he-he-he!

Bye-ha-ha!

User rie- scrambled man!

What, what about, what?

On my command!

Prepare to fire!

Z-

Unn...

Huh?

Yeah!

Woo!

Mm-hmm!

Ah!

Oh!

Hey!

I need to finish him!

Ah, go-chette, you're not going to be here!

Family!

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

It's the dream!

The dream!

The dream!

This journey!

Oh...

What's happening?

Who dares?

Oh, call off your attack!

Or else...

Oh, yeah? Or else what?

We've got Kaimine!

Agreed. But I've got...

Minion!

No, no!

Hello?

Huh?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Undo la spell!

Command stand!

Ah! Run for it, boy!

Undo...

Hey!

Don't you dare lock me in there again!

I'm gonna go get it!

No, no, Graeme!

To the best time, huh?

Yes, indeed!

The day and Earth itself was saved.

All was right in the world.

And get this.

Ed had never stopped filming.

Oh, yeah!

And so, after months of hard work

and with the help of all of his buddies,

James had made his dream come true.

He had done it.

He had finally made his movie.

And let me tell you,

watching the movie play with a theater full of people,

there was truly nothing better.

I'm so proud of you, James!

Oh, thank you, thank you, James!

Fantastic work, Minions!

That was incredible!

Fun for the whole family!

And the evening just kept getting better and better.

Oh, was it a glorious, beautiful moment

that none of them would ever forget.

They had done it.

The Minions had achieved success in the face of adversity.

And even though it took a long time

and it wasn't always easy,

they came out on top.

As a group.

As a tribe.

As friends.

Yeah!

Way to go, Minions!

Ha-ha-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Bitch!

Ha-ha!