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[rock music]

[dramatic music]

- Previously on
"The Tournament of All Stars,"

bracket three competed
in the second

of their three episodes.

- Whoever scratches my back,

I'll be more than happy
to scratch theirs.

- Same.

- I don't know Sam at all,

but I feel like
I'm vibing with her.

And so, like, I hope that she's
gonna be, like, a cool ally.

- People were saying,
this is my fourth time,

and I just feel like nobody
is out to give me anything.

The girls do
all this whispering,

and I haven't been a part
of these conversations.

- Kennedy Davenport.

It was a masterclass
in performing.

Hershii LiqCour-Jeté.

- You were giving us
"Feminem" the house down.

- Top two All Stars of the week
are Kennedy Davenport

and Hershii LiqCour-Jeté.

- Yay!
- Condragulations.

You've each earned two points.

Ladies, this is
your chance to impress me,

win $10,000, and earn
a coveted extra point.

Kennedy Davenport,
condragulations.

You're a winner, baby.

You've won one extra point.

The bottom four queens will
each receive one point.

But you must give it away
to the All Star you believe

is the MVQ of the week.

Choose wisely, because
at the end of this bracket,

only the two queens
with the most points

will move on to the semifinals.

[dramatic music]

- I guess we'll drink to that.

- I'll drink to that.

- I drunk to that.

I won, bitch.

I told y'all!

Yes!

I am so freaking happy.

- Congratulations.
- Congrats, Kennedy.

[all cheering]

[whooping]

- $10,000, an extra point.

Four points puts the queen
in the lead, baby.

Yes, ma'am.

That's how you do it.

- Hershii,
your first Maxi win ever.

- I'm--I'm--I'm--I'm--
I'm gagged.

[laughs]

- I'm so happy for you.
- Thank you.

- You should be so proud.
- Thank you. Thank you.

- Ladies, how are
y'all feeling?

- I was sickening.

She said my name.

- Joey Jay, Kennedy Davenport,
Hershii LiqCour-Jeté.

You were all cooking with gas.

- I was so in love
with my critiques,

and it made me feel so good.

On to the next.

- They loved all of our roasts.

They loved all of our runways.

So we all should be happy.

[upbeat music]

- [sobs]

[music slows to a stop]

[tense music]

Oh.

♪ ♪

- It's OK.

- What are you upset about?

- I have always been a very
dramatic person in my family.

I've always been the tears.

I've always been,
you know, the soap opera.

I just can't help it.

I just--yeah,
I want that, like,

stamp of approval, I guess.

- You already got it.

- I just think it's all hitting
me right now that, like,

if I don't get
an MVQ point this week,

I'm going to have a very,
very, very hard time

making it to the semifinals.

I just have to get ready
for next week.

- Yeah.
- Right.

- Totally.
- I'll be fine.

- It's OK.
- Just a little emotional.

- I know this is
a serious moment, America,

but I checked out.

Jasmine's such a diva.

Maybe it's a campaign for
points, but I'm not interested.

[laughs]

- Ooh! OK. So...

- What y'all finna do?
- Right.

- I guess ladies will go first.

[sighs] OK.

I've been considering
my options.

I'm kind of in between
two right now.

Sam, I said I was gonna
have her back,

but I'm also thinking about
who's gonna help me.

Return the favor,
please, darling.

It would be very nice.

If it was not to be me
in the top,

I do think it was gonna be
this person.

So I am gonna give
my point to Joey.

- Thank you.
- So there you go, sis.

- Thank you so much.

- Of course.
All right, who's next?

- Shout out to Jasmine
for not giving me a point.

And since I'm still
in second place,

I feel like
some of these bitches

are not gonna want
to throw me a point.

So I have to pull off
a miracle, ladies.

Here we go.

I want to give my point
to someone

who has been nothing
but kind to me,

and she's also my mom's
favorite drag queen.

So Shuga.

- Aww.
- Thank you.

That's very sweet of you.

- Very sweet.
- Thank you.

- Let me tell you
what I'm thinking.

Shuga is sweet,
and you can always

use that to your advantage.

She's gonna want to give me
a point back,

'cause that's just fair,
you know?

And I feel like
Shuga is a fair person.

- Oh, my God. [sighs]

OK.

Sam gives me the point.

That's good. I have this point.

And now I realize that
I could swap points with Joey

and we would be tied
for second place.

However, I gave Sam my word
that I would reciprocate.

It's really hard,
because I know

you have more points than me,

but I want to stick
to what I believe in.

So I am going
to give this to you.

- Shuga!

Thank you.

It all worked out, America.

I love you.

I knew Shuga doesn't have
the heart

to do me dirty like that
in front of God and everybody.

Good job, Sam.

You ate that up.

Shout out to Shuga.
I owe her a drink.

Mom, Shuga gave me a point.

[squeals]
- [laughs]

- Hmm.

No one can all be happy.

It's not personal or anything.

So I am going to base this
off of the critiques tonight,

and I'm gonna give this
to Jasmine.

And thank you for--

- Ooh, I was about to have
a heart attack.

- Of course.

- Well, you gave yours
to Joey, right?

- Yeah.
- Noted.

- [laughs]

Sorry, sis.

- Jasmine turned to Sam
and said, sorry.

That makes me think
those two made a points deal.

This has got me fucked up.

I gave Sam a point
and now she's in the top.

She has four points and Joey
and I are at two points.

What did I do?

I totally fucked this up.

- And thank God
that you kept your word.

I appreciate that.

- I wish I would have
switched points with Joey,

but I'm a woman of my word,

which is stupid.

- The vibe has changed.

♪ ♪

- Nice guys always finish last.

- ♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race" ♪

The winner of "RuPaul's
Drag Race All Stars"

will snatch an official
makeup collaboration

with Anastasia Beverly Hills
Cosmetics,

a coveted spot
in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $200,000.

With our extra special
guest judge, Bronwyn Newport.

♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race" ♪

♪ May the best
drag queen win ♪

♪ Best drag queen win ♪

[upbeat music]

- Ah!

A little tear makes
the body look good.

- You look great.
- You do too.

- It's a new day
in the Werk Room,

and I feel so good.

Last week was my first
Maxi Challenge win,

and now I can say
that I'm a fierce contender,

and I'm somebody
they gotta watch for.

- It's the last week, you guys.

- Last week.
- The last week.

- Excited!

- I'm looking
at the scoreboard,

and it is not
what was in my fantasy.

[laughter]

- Well, since we are
talking about the points,

last week after the ceremony,
I did not sleep at all,

because I feel like
I made a huge mistake

in giving out my MVQ.

That stemmed from,
Jasmine, I noticed

that you apologized to Sam
after giving Joey your point.

And it took me a minute, but
putting two and two together,

I realized that Sam had
tried to make an alliance.

- [laughs]

- So you gave your point
to Joey and then--

- But I actually--
- I'll finish.

And then Sam was
banking on that

I was gonna be on my word.

- And you were.
- Which I was and which I did.

- So why are you upset?

- Like, I know
it's a competition, but, like,

I felt like
I was taken advantage of.

♪ ♪

- Like, Shuga,
I don't appreciate

you trying to make me
a villain.

Yes, I tried
every avenue I could,

and it came down to, Shuga,

you were the avenue
that I chose,

and I felt like I could
trust you the most.

- Mm-hmm.

- I do not feel guilty at all.

I never said, "I'm not
talking to nobody else.

"You're my ride or die.

I want to get married
and ride off into the sunset."

Girl, no.

- I felt like,
oh, I was the easy scapegoat,

and I totally
fucking fell for it.

- You didn't fall for anything.
Everyone's doing this--

- Do you know what I mean?
- No. Everyone is doing--

- But, like, that's
how I feel, though.

- Listen to what I'm gonna say.
I'm gonna speak now.

- You know what I mean?
- I'm gonna speak now.

- That's why I did what I did.
- What I'm gonna say is this.

Everyone is playing
the same fucking game.

You're talking to me.
I'm talking to you.

I'm talking to you.
I'm talking to you.

I'm talking to you.

At the end of the fucking day,
it doesn't matter.

Welcome to the fucking race.

This is how this happens.

[siren blaring]

- Perfect.
- Perfect.

- Ooh, girl.

She done already
done had herses.

Hey, All Stars.

all: Hi.

- Sometimes the best
conversations are the ones

you have with yourself.

So I suggest you watch
your damn mouth.

- Oh, shit.

- Hello, hello, hello.

all: Hi!

- We love it.

- Good morning, All Stars.

all: Good morning.
- Hi, Mama.

- Now, back in the '90s,
I landed my dream job

when "The RuPaul Show"
debuted on VH1.

- Yes.

- I had the great privilege
of interviewing

some of my favorite idols.

Now, for this week's
Maxi Challenge,

and for the first time
in "Drag Race" herstory,

we're going to open the vaults
as you lip sync

to classic interviews
from "The RuPaul Show."

[all cheering]

Now, through the magic
of television,

each of you will portray me

and a different
celebrity guest.

- Oh.
- Oh, my God!

- Two in one.

- Now, Hershii LiqCour-Jeté,
you'll be reimagining

an interview I did
with Miss Patti LaBelle.

- Oh!
- Work.

- Jasmine Kennedie, you'll be
recreating my interview

with the unforgettable
Tammy Faye Messner.

- Oh! Thank you.
Love Jesus.

- Joey Jay,
you get my interview

with Golden Girl Bea Arthur.

- The icon.

- You have to punch it up.

[laughter]

- Kennedy Davenport,
you'll redo my interview

with the sultry Eartha Kitt.

- Work it.
- [purrs]

[laughter]

- Sam Star, you'll be remaking
my interview

with the larger than life
Anna Nicole Smith.

- [screams]
- OK.

OK.
- Perfect.

- Ditzy blonde.
Sounds about right.

- Shut up, bitch.
- Shut up, bitch.

- And Shuga Cain,
you'll lip sync to my interview

with the one and only...
Cher, bitch.

- [screams]
- Wow!

[laughter]
- That is perfect.

- Oh, my God.

- Like a lip sync
for your legacy,

you need to breathe new life
into these classic clips

and make them totally twisted.

- OK.

- Oh, and one more thing.

This is your last challenge

before bracket three
eliminations,

so every single point counts.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best
drag queen win.

- Yay!
- Thank you. Thank you.

- [laughs]

[laughs]

- Cher!

♪ Here we go again ♪

- Anna Nicole.

- Tammy Faye. Ah!

- This week's Maxi Challenge is
to lip sync

to classic interviews
from the classic "RuPaul Show."

God, she looks so sickening.

I've done great at all
the celebrity impersonations

I've had to do on the show
before, and Ru wants us

to make these interviews
our own.

- Are you as innocent
as we think?

- Absolutely.
- [laughs]

- So I'm thinking whimsical.

I'm thinking over the top.

Doesn't this just look like me?

- No, it really does.

- And I love
Anna Nicole Smith.

She was giving
modern Marilyn Monroe.

And honestly, work, diva.

Same.

Have you done something
like this before?

- I may have done
an impersonation challenge

on this show before.

- How'd it go?

- Our season was
all in the bottom.

- Oh, no!

- I was Betsy DeVos
on Snatch Game,

and y'all saw how that went.

My team did not prep me
for this specific question.

- You didn't get
any laughs, hon.

- So I'm a little nervous,
but I'm excited

to impersonate Miss Tammy.

I feel like me and her are
very much so kindred spirits.

We're a little ooky-kooky.

- How gorgeous and how tall.

- So I'm just gonna
act a damn fool.

- Through the eyes
of Tammy Faye.

- Through the eyes.
Through the eyes of Tammy Faye.

- Huh!

- Girl, they really tried us
this morning.

- Girl, I think
points are on the board.

The reality is setting in.

The claws are out.
- The claws are out.

They're vicious.

And I definitely really
let mine out today.

- [hisses]

- My relationship with Jasmine
in the tournament

has been tumultuous,
but some of my best friends

are the bitches that I get
in fights with the most.

The thing is, we have
to be in the top.

- Yeah.

- But in the rare case
that we're not...

[dinging]

- And like, after this morning,
it's not even a question.

- I get it.
Don't piss me off twice.

- After this morning,
you know, like, I feel like--

- It really did.

This is the first time
that I've ever spoken up,

like, especially
in a setting like this.

I'm glad that I stuck up
for myself,

but right now I feel like
when it comes down

to these MVQ points,
I'm just kind of, like,

shit out of luck.

So I have to win
this challenge.

There's, like, a lot
riding on this thing.

- Hey, All Stars.

all: Hi!

- Can we talk?

- We can talk.
- Yes.

- Hello, Mother.
- Hello, darling.

That performance last week,

that Ladies Who Lunch
performance.

- Yes.

- Have you ever done
that number before?

- No.

- And you added
so much character to it.

So, given that,
how do you approach something

like a spoken word
that you're gonna do

with Eartha Kitt
and Miss RuPaul?

- To not really think
so much about

looking like y'all,
but to just, like,

make y'all as stupid
as possible.

- Yes.
- [laughs]

- Yes.

That's it.

I mean,
when I lip sync dialogue,

I try to add extra
editorial content to it,

whether it's a hand gesture
or an eye roll.

You have creative license.

It can be whatever you want.

- I am excited,
because we are free

to interpret this challenge
any way we want to.

- [purrs]

- So whatever I think of
that's just stupid,

that's what I plan to do.

- Can I see you do some
of the RuPaul mannerisms?

- I don't know any
of your mannerisms,

but I'll be laughing like you.

- Oh, really?

[both laughing]

You mean that laugh?

[laughs]

- Right now I'm in the lead,
tied with Sam.

I feel good about it,
but the scores are close,

and I don't see myself getting
a point from nobody.

So I have to win this.

And that's that.

- Look at that Bea Arthur.
Oh, my.

Are you a "Golden Girls" fan?

- I didn't have cable
growing up,

but just being a homosexual,
it's part of our culture.

- Yeah, but when did you
become aware of it?

- Of my homosexuality?

- No. Fuck you, man.

[laughs]

I see this is gonna be
a tough interview, isn't it?

- Yeah.
- [laughs]

So last week, you were almost--

- A top.
- A top.

- ♪ My time is up,
I hope I won't be missed ♪

♪ Ru, serious question ♪

♪ Who the fuck is this ♪

- ♪ Here comes the bass,
bitch ♪

♪ Here comes the show ♪

- What is your path
to that finish line?

- I have no choice
but to win everything today.

And I feel like I've shown you
week one and week two

that I'm here.

I'm not playing games.

And I just have to slap my
pussy on the floor even more.

- You're obsessed with pussy.

- Meow.

- [laughs] Meow.

Hi, Hershii.
- How are you?

- Are you familiar with
this talk show from the '90s?

- So, uh, I knew--

- That's a no.

- No, no, no!
[both laugh]

I knew you had a talk show.
I just never seen it.

- Uh-huh.
Are you a Patti LaBelle fan?

- I am.

Patti just has
so many good mannerisms.

She was making you laugh
throughout the whole interview.

Yeah.
- OK.

So you were in the top
last week.

- Yeah.

- How are you gonna keep
the momentum going?

- I'm going to keep
patting myself on the back

and not doubt myself.

That's been my biggest lesson
doing this all over again,

is I really am as good
as I say I am.

- That's right.
- Yeah.

I have not done
impersonations before.

That's not really my thing,
but I do lip sync.

And I would say
I'm pretty funny.

So I think I have a good chance
of being in the top two.

- So in this clip,
I'm interviewing Cher.

- She's Cher.

- Have you ever done
a Cher impersonation before?

- I haven't.
This is gonna be like--

- Your first time?
- Yeah.

I just have to trust
in my vision

and go in and have a good time.

Like, really, truly.
- Have a good time.

I mean, listen, last week
you had a good time,

but you were kind
and considerate.

- ♪ I was gonna be nice,
but y'all poked the queen ♪

♪ Now it's reads and rhymes ♪

♪ I'm a roast machine ♪

- That didn't get you
any points last week.

- No, it didn't.

Ru mentions that I was
a little too nice in the roast.

Girl, that's my brand.

But especially since last week,
I'm realizing that I might be

too nice in this game.

So I really need to make sure
that, on this challenge,

I'm coming in hot and strong

and fucking full throttle.

- [laughs]

[laughs]

- It's "The RuPaul Show,"
starring the girl

with something extra, RuPaul.

[cheers and applause]

- Ladies and gentlemen,
put your hands together

for the one, the only, Cher!

[cheers and applause]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- It's like déjà vu, isn't it?

- It is like déjà vu, isn't it?

Now, TV is no stranger.

You did "The Cher Show"
for like 100 years, didn't you?

- Well, I did--
first we did "Sonny and Cher,"

and then Sonny did
"The Sonny Show,"

and then I did "Cher Show."

So I think we were on
for about five or six years.

- And really
the weirdest thing--

and this has never happened
in TV history before,

where a couple has a TV show,
then they split up

and each of them have
a TV show,

and then they divorce,

and then they go back
and do the TV show again.

- And the woman is pregnant.

- And the woman is pregnant
with her new husband's baby!

- Wait, and the new husband
is divorcing her

at the time
that she's pregnant.

- Oh, my God.
- There's no end to it.

- [laughs]

That's so cool.

You know, I have to tell--
[laughter]

It is. It is.

- When I told Sonny,
I said, Sonny,

you know, we're gonna do
the old show.

And he said, oh, that's great,
this is wonderful.

And I said, Son, come over.
I want to tell you something.

Sit down.

And I said, Son, I'm pregnant.

And he went, sheesh, Cher!

Oh!

And I went,
and Gregory is divorcing me.

And he went,
all right, I'm prepared.

Living with you for all these
years, I'm prepared for this.

- Oh, my God,
that totally rocks.

- Yeah.

- I mean, that totally goes
with the legend of Cher,

the legend that is Cher.

It's the truth. It's the truth.

Now, the album is called
"It's a Man's World."

- Yes.
- And I love that album.

And actually,
in this man's world,

you've done pretty good
for yourself.

- I absolutely have. Yeah.
- You sure have.

- This is what I really believe
in a nutshell.

I'm really glad I'm a woman,

because I can wear pants
and a dress.

- Hello.

- So can you.
[laughter]

- And it's true. It's true.
- Yeah.

- After the break,
Cher is going to sing, OK?

Stay with us, all right?
- All right.

- Cool.

[cheers and applause]

♪ ♪

Please welcome
Anna Nicole Smith.

[cheers and applause]

♪ ♪

You know,
everybody loves you so much.

Why do you think that is?

- 'Cause, um, I'm really happy
all the time.

- Yes.

And you know, there's a thing
about you that's

very vulnerable, and we sort of
want to take care of you,

because you're so beautiful,

and you're obviously
very innocent.

Are you as innocent
as we think?

- Absolutely.

- [laughs]
[all cheering]

You look terrific.

They tell me you have
a new movie coming out.

- It's a video
about, um, myself.

[applause]

I wanted to put together
a video for people to see

kind of, like, a day
as Anna Nicole Smith,

a day in my life where y'all
can come into my bedroom.

- Uh-huh.
[cheering]

Is it very sensual?

I mean, do you show

bits and pieces
of what made you famous?

- Absolutely.
- Yeah!

[cheers and applause]

So I love Anna.

I love Anna.

Now, we're not supposed
to talk about any

of the legal stuff
with the money

that you are supposed to get.

Honey, I'm sorry.

You married the man.

He wanted you
to have the money.

I know you can't talk about it.

Give her the damn money!

[cheers and applause]

- Show me the money!

- Tell me this.

This is something we do here
on the show all the time.

We're obsessed with underpants.

How many pair do you own?

- Oh, my goodness.

I--
- Or do you wear any?

- Well, not today.

[cheering]

- Well, I'm not
wearing any either.

[cheering]

You are so fabulous.

Coming up,
we've got The Pointer Sisters,

so stay with us.

[cheers and applause]

♪ ♪

Ladies and gentlemen,
without further ado,

here she is,
Miss Patti LaBelle!

[cheers and applause]

♪ ♪

Hi, cookie-pookie. Mwah, mwah.

Gorgeous.

Look at her.

Sit down. Get comfortable now.

- OK.

- All right, Miss Patti.
- See--oh.

Now--
- Hey, sweetie.

I didn't wear my drag
like you have on.

- Well, you're doing
quite good yourself, honey.

I mean,
you always look gorgeous.

Now, where'd you get
your sense of style?

From your mommy or your daddy?

- Both.
- Really?

- Yeah, my mother--
- Were they stylish?

- My mother was very stylish,
and my father was very--

he changed three times a day.

He was so clean.
- You're kidding.

- My father was.
And took three hours a day.

Not only was he clean,
he was clean.

He was fierce. Yes.

But I took it
from both of them and,

like you said,
I wear a lot of drag.

- Now, what do you do
with all your old clothes?

People ask me that
all the time.

- Well, I donate them,
you know, to certain charities,

and I wear a lot of them.

I mean, bring stuff out
that's 10 years old.

Especially when we go to cities
that I've never played before.

I said, well, they've never
seen this, so I can wear it.

- I know that trick.
[laughs]

- 'Cause every time
you look around,

you're getting clothes made.

I said, I can
recycle this, girl.

- Oh, yes, baby.

- But I don't like to be caught
in the same thing.

- I know.
- You know how that is?

- I know.
- Because every time we do

a TV show,
I said to my husband,

I got to get something.

He said, well, wear that dress
you wore last month.

I said, that's a no-no.
I don't go out like that.

So if you catch me in drag
twice, call the fashion police.

- Uh-oh, wait a minute now.
- I'm serious.

You tell them. Tell them.

Really,
'cause I don't like that.

I don't.

- Now, I know you got
a brand-new album.

It's called "Flame."
- And why is it called "Flame?"

- Because you are the hottest
thing in the Earth, honey.

That's right.
[cheers and applause]

- You know what?

Somebody said to me, Patti,

they said,
you are such a queen.

They say I'm a queen.

I said, well, I'm a flaming
queen on this album.

The album is called "Flame."

But it's "Flame"
because it's kind of hot.

- It's really hot.
- Thank you.

- In fact,
when we come back, guys,

Patti is going to sing
a song for us,

so y'all stay
right where you are.

[cheers and applause]

♪ ♪

Now, my first guest
became famous for being

truly one of a kind,
and she loves Jesus.

Please welcome
Tammy Faye Messner.

[cheers and applause]

♪ ♪

Oh, gorgeous.

Mwah, mwah.
- Good to see you.

- What an entrance.
How about that?

- How gorgeous and how tall.

- [laughs]
- My goodness.

- Look at you.
You are the one.

You are so beautiful.

Now, first tell me,
who did the coat?

Who did the suit?

- OK, I got them on the street.

- You're kidding.

- I did. I love New York.
- Uh-huh.

- And you can buy things
down in Chinatown.

- Yes, yes.
- Yeah.

I've been to Chinatown, honey.
- Oh, yeah.

- The coat was $60.
- You're kidding.

- And let me tell you
about my shoes.

These are resale shop.

They were $300 shoes
that have been worn once.

I got them for $30.

- Oh, my God.

That's amazing.
- Isn't that wild?

- Now, Tammy Faye,
did you see

any of those shoes
in a size 14?

- [laughs]
- Anything like that at all?

- I'm sorry, Ru, I didn't.

- Oh, shoot.

- I didn't, girlfriend,
but I'm sorry.

- Well, we'll have to go
shopping sometime.

- We'll go shopping, yes.

- Now, you do dress
very flamboyantly.

People have called you
a queen, drag queen, before.

It's true. Right?

What do you say to those people
who say,

oh, you know, she dresses up
too much?

- I say, everybody must be
who they are.

Young people,
don't ever let anyone make you

something that you're not.
- That's right.

- You have a right
to be who you are.

- That's right.

When's the first time
you wore makeup?

- Oh, oh, when I was
a little girl, I was--

oh, I would say I was
a teenager in high school.

And our church had always
taught that makeup was a sin.

And I always would
look at people

and thought
they looked so pretty,

and I wanted to look pretty,
you know?

So one day, my girlfriend,
Ada Derodd--

and Ada, you're still out there
somewhere--

she said, Tammy,
come in here a minute.

And I went in the bathroom
with her.

And she said, sit down.

So I sat down on the commode
and she took

and started putting
this black stuff on my eyes.

And all of a sudden,
I had these big long eyelashes.

- Oh, boy.
- And I felt, I look beautiful!

- You do!

- At that time, I did.

♪ ♪

- My first guest is
one of the sexiest, sultriest

sex kittens of all time.

Please welcome Eartha Kitt.

[cheers and applause]

♪ ♪

[laughs]

- [purrs]

[cheering]

- Now, you just did
your famous purr,

which every New Yorker knows,

because in the back
of the taxicabs,

they have a message
in the back that they've got

celebrities taping.

And actually,
we have a tape of it.

Can we roll the tape?

- This is Eartha Kitt again,
back to remind you

to take your belongings
with you

and to get a receipt
from the driver.

Have a purr-fect day.

- Now, it's really cute.

And other celebrities
have done them.

I've done one. Let's play mine.

This is RuPaul.

I want you to take your crap
and get a receipt, bitch.

[cheers and applause]

For some reason--

- [laughs]

That's hysterical.

Who the devil is going
to pay any attention to that?

- I know, right?

But you know,
you're so well-known

for your catlike sexiness.

Did you always have that?

- Yes, that's why I came
dressed like you

today, darling.

- That's gorgeous.
- Yes, isn't it?

[clears throat]

- You look so great.

How do you do it?
- I was born this way, darling.

- Oh, really?

[cheers and applause]

Well, is there any way
the rest of us

can buy it
or find it somewhere?

- Darling,
truth can never be bought.

It can only be exercised.

- Hello.

Now, they tell me that you're
doing "The Wizard of Oz."

- Yes.
- Now, you're playing Dorothy.

Is that right?

- I'll get you, my pretty,
and your little dog too.

- [laughs]

So it's my favorite movie.

Do you have something
about "The Wizard of Oz"

that you relate to?

- Yes, because everything
that I have

is with me all the time.

And that itself, I think,
is a magical thing,

because like I said,
if you're born

with something that you feel
you can utilize

as a survivingism, why not?

- Hello!

[cheers and applause]

♪ ♪

My first guest can be
summed up in one word--

fabulous.

Please welcome Bea Arthur!

[cheers and applause]

♪ ♪

Oh, you're a doll. Mwah, mwah.

[laughs]

Oh, great.
- What fun.

- Now, do you ever get used to
people just loving you so much?

- No, it's so wonderful.

I love it.

- What did you think
of "The Golden Girls"

when you first read the script
for it?

- Oh, I flipped.

I thought it was
the most adult writing

and the funniest writing
I'd ever read.

- It's so funny.

And you know,
it's very gay-oriented,

a lot of the themes.

Was it a bunch of queers
in the writing room?

- No, no, not at all.

As a matter of fact,
I think only our hairdressers.

- [laughs]

You know, I have to say this.

My favorite thing
of "The Golden Girls" is,

you would deliver a line
without even doing a line.

You would just do a look,
just like a--

a look like that.
Where'd you learn that?

Is that your mom or your dad?

Where did you get
your comic timing?

- I have no idea.

I mean, I've been told this.
I don't know what it means.

I really don't.

I mean, I emulate it.

I fell in love with Sid Caesar
when television first

came along, and I feel
that he had a lot

to do with whatever
I've since developed,

which I think is, I don't know,
a kind of fearlessness.

You know, if we weren't
on television,

I might say a ballsy quality,
you know.

- [laughs]

- No, you know what I mean.
- Yeah, yeah.

Now, on the show, the
Dorothy-Sophia relationship.

- Oh, I loved that.
I loved that.

I mean, that was an original,
the love-hate,

and also the difference
in size, you know.

I thought it was
just wonderful.

- You know, I assumed you'd be
so much taller, because I--

- I thought you'd be
a lot shorter.

- [laughs]
- I mean, stand up.

- I mean, I really did.

I thought you would be--

[cheers and applause]

♪ ♪

[energetic music]

- Bow, bow, bow, bow.

- The last day!
- OK, last day!

Last day!

- Today we find out
what the judges think

of our "RuPaul Show" lip syncs.

- Vagina dress.

- Oh, this, y'all?

- She's always worn
her lips on her sleeve.

- I have been edged
three long weeks.

I am ready to finally finish.

- I think it's going
to just come down

to who made them laugh
the most.

- Exactly.
- Yeah.

- Ugh. I hate this.

I just wanted y'all
to suck, man.

- [laughs]
Well, usually I do.

[both laugh]

- I think I have a good chance
of making the top two,

because I was funny,
I was entertaining.

But I'm still nervous,
because tonight,

two of us are moving on
to the semifinals

and four of them
are going home.

- Earlier in the week,
there was a little feelings

passed around at that table.

The girls stopped
being congenial.

- About time.
- How are we feeling?

Is everybody OK today?

- In the moment,
I was like, damn,

maybe I shouldn't have said
anything.

But in hindsight, I'm really
glad that I spoke up.

- No, I'm glad that we had
that clarifying moment too,

because I would not want you
to feel like

you were a part
of some ploy in the plan

or anything like that.

I apologize to Shuga
if you felt any way.

- I definitely accept
the apology,

and I don't feel
any kind of ill will toward.

- Love.

- And I'll apologize too
for going off.

You know, you weren't mad.

You just were calling it out.

- I have not taken
anything personal.

I've said my piece.

I've stuck up for myself.

Jasmine's like
my New York sister,

and it's time to move on.

Like, it's simple as that.

I've got to focus
and get to the semis.

- What are you
looking at, Joey?

- The scores.

- Oh. Are you doing math?

- [laughs]
- I'm trying, girl.

This bracket is so close.

- Mathematically speaking,
anyone can get anywhere.

- Gag.

- And because it's so close,

one of us is probably
going to be giving out

a point that is going
to ultimately change

the entire result.

- Yeah.

- And you're basically--

- Changing someone's life

and not changing
someone else's.

- Damn.
- Taking their dreams away.

- It's going to be hard,
because everybody

means something to me.
- Yeah.

- Another thing
you can think about is,

who is going to represent
the bracket

the best in the next round?

- That's what I'm counting on.
- Yeah.

[laughs]

- Whoever gives me a point,

I'll book you a Ru rate
in Phoenix.

You'll work at my bar.

- No, we said we wanted
good representation

of our bracket, Joey.
- Ow!

- I think last week, RuPaul
said my name and not yours.

both: Oh!

- Oh, she's feeling it.

Go feel.

Because it may be
the only feeling

you have left after today.

- Ooh.
both: Oh!

- OK, girl.

- Because of my mouth,
do I get on girls' nerves?

Absolutely.

But I'm hoping they see

the blood, sweat, and tears
that I'm putting into this.

Listen, I already know nobody's
going to give me a point,

OK, by my fucking attitude.

- [laughs]

- Listen, if I don't make it
in the top,

Sam may have my back,
which would be nice.

If not, I'm going to have
to somehow get points

from girls that haven't
necessarily liked me.

- I really hate that this
experience is about to be

over for four of you.

[laughter]

- [laughs]

[laughs]

[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Walk ♪

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ And what ♪

[applause]

Welcome to the main stage

of "RuPaul's Drag Race
Tournament of All Stars."

She was by my side for 100
episodes of "The RuPaul Show,"

Michelle Visage.

Now, Michelle, did you have
a favorite guest?

- Oh, my goodness, Ru, that's
like a gay "Sophie's Choice."

There were so many.

I would say Pete Burns
was my favorite guest.

- Aww.

Seems like yesterday.
- Mm-hmm.

- He has a passion for fashion.

It's Law Roach.

Now, Law,
I know you're too young,

but have you ever seen
"The RuPaul Show"?

- Well, Ru, I'm not
as young as I look,

because Black doesn't crack.

But you know
I watched your show,

and my favorite guest
was actually Lil Kim.

- Oh, yes.

With Millie Jackson
and Pam Grier.

- Yes.

- She's a super fab superfan.

Bronwyn Newport.

Welcome.

Now, did you ever watch
"The RuPaul Show"?

- Growing up, my family was
very conservative, Mormon,

so I had to sneak my VH1.

But I did copy one of your
looks from the show

for a high school dance
I went to.

[laughter]

- Well, we are so happy
that you're here now.

I'm gonna give you

that secret Mormon handshake
in a minute.

- Ooh, who taught you that?

[laughter]

- This week, we challenged
our queens to recreate

scenes from "The RuPaul Show."

And tonight on the runway,
category is David Bowie, Icon.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best
drag queen win.

♪ Mother of the house ♪

Category is David Bowie, Icon.

Up first, Shuga Cain,
serving Bowie

on the "Aladdin Sane" tour.

- I am strutting
this runway Shuga style

with curves and swerves.

I've got this sexy
little wolf cut.

[howls]

You can't tell me shit.

- ♪ Bitch, get back
when I step on the runway ♪

Up next, Joey Jay,

serving Bowie on his
"Glass Spider" tour.

- Ooh.

- ♪ Let's prance ♪

- I feel so good in this look.

It's giving androgyny.

I am ready to give you
an oil change,

but in, like, a gay,
glitzy glamour way.

- Ground control
to Major Boner.

- Boi-oi-oing.

- ♪ Mother of the house ♪

Up next, Sam Star serving
Bowie as Ziggy Stardust.

- I'm giving you
Ziggy Sam Stardust.

- This little Ziggy went
to Fashion Week, baby.

- I'm stepping
out of my glam box

and giving you variety.

So hopefully the judges like
Samantha in a mullet.

- ♪ House ♪

Up next, Hershii LiqCour-Jeté

serving Bowie performing
at the Brixton Academy.

- This is Hershii in 1991

at the Brixton Academy
on a smoke break.

- All of a sudden,
I want a croissant.

- [laughs]

- I'm light, I'm fun,

and I'm in some more pants
I didn't make.

[laughs]

- ♪ Bitch, get back
when I step on the runway ♪

Up next, Kennedy Davenport,
serving Bowie

in the movie "Labyrinth."

Ooh.

- Tonight, I really want
to give that fantasy

of the goblin queen.

From the drama
on my shoulders,

the magic balls,

to my fabulous cape, honey,
I am conquering the world,

and I am conquering
this runway.

- Why y'all gagging?

She bring it to you
every crystal ball.

♪ Mother of the house ♪

Up next, Jasmine Kennedie,
serving Bowie

at the Freddie Mercury tribute.

- Picture this, 1992 at
the Freddie Mercury tribute.

If David Bowie had
a twin sister,

how would she show up?

I'm doing just that.

- I'm gonna buy a time-share.

[laughter]

- I have my shirt
that's representing the tie,

showing my beautiful
décolletage.

Hair, razor sharp.

The lip, red.

Baby, it's David Bowie down.

- ♪ Mother of the house ♪

Welcome, queens.

Tonight, "Tournament
of All Stars" rules

are in full effect.

I'll name the top two
All Stars of the week,

and they will receive
two points each.

Then the top two will lip sync
for their chance to win

$10,000 and one extra point.

Remember, it's the final
episode of this bracket.

Tonight, the top two queens
with the most points

will continue on to our

"Tournament of All Stars"
semifinals.

Now it's time
for the judges' critiques.

Up first, Shuga Cain.

- This is, for me,

one of the most iconic
David Bowie looks.

It is spot-on.

The construction is incredible.

- I'm also wearing Garo Sparo,

but I am being put to shame
by yours.

It's everything.

It's gonna be racing
through my mind all night.

- You got to do Ru and Cher.

I thought you did
a really fun job.

My highlight for me was
your Ru, only because

you were being so
ridiculous with it.

- Fucking hilarious.
- I'll take it.

- It was so good.

- I love that outfit, I love
the hair and everything,

and how manic you were.

I guess I was.
You know, I mean--

[laughter]

- You were not that manic.
I was there.

- All right, well,
thank you, Shuga.

- Thank you.
- Up next, Joey Jay.

- What's up?

- You got the late,
great Bea Arthur.

- Yes.

- I thought your lip syncing
was the tightest.

- I kind of forgot
that it was a lip sync.

You know, it was that good.

- Oh, thank you.

- Tonight's look is
just everything.

I will fight you in the parking
lot for those pants.

- I'll lose.

[laughter]

- You took his femininity
and made it even more feminine

and then made it drag,
which is incredible.

I wish I had really negative,
mean things to say,

but I don't, so...

[laughter]

- Listen, you were fantastic
in the lip sync.

I just got that Bea Arthur
was really horny.

- Yeah.

- And I got that RuPaul
is also very horny.

- They were totally going
to fuck after.

[laughter]

- And you know what?
We did.

- Yeah, we did.
[laughter]

- Up next, Sam Star.

- I thought your Ru
was adorable.

The triple-the-size hair
was super cute.

But the star was
your Anna Nicole,

because it was so spot-on.

You freaking looked like her.

You embodied her.

- I, like Michelle, thought
you were Anna Nicole Smith.

I mean, the way you just kept
grabbing your boobs.

- You've made it so drag
and so Sam Star.

I mean, that's what you do.

You are that cheeky
little student

who's the teacher's pet.

- Definitely.

- And you know how to do it.

I loved your interview.

I loved it.
- Thank you.

- One thing I like about you,
bitch, you understand branding.

She said, I'm going to put
my name on this cape.

I think this is Bowie drag
at its finest.

The microphone was incredible.

I just wish you would have
deep-throated it.

It would have just--

- Girl, it'd be too easy.

[laughter]
- Wow!

- Up next, Hershii.

- You fell into this thing
that happens when you do

somebody you revere so much.

I think you're almost
afraid at times.

And I feel like, Hershii,
you fell into that

a little bit with Ru.

I felt like you pulled back
a little bit on the Ru.

But your Patti LaBelle was
super funny, super fun.

- I thought you were great
as Patti.

You had a lot
of handography as Patti.

I loved it.

- I'm kind of in the middle

with everything
you did tonight.

I do love
that you chose this look,

but I'm not a huge fan
of the shoulders.

It looks a little wonky to me.

- I actually enjoyed this look
that you chose tonight to do.

- This is like Bowie
maybe repurposing an outfit

as a Beetlejuice costume.

I'm into all of it.

- Up next, Kennedy Davenport.

- This was very smart
doing this "Labyrinth"--

the Tina Turner
as David Bowie's "Labyrinth."

You know, you Kennedy-ed it up
in the way

that only
Kennedy Davenport would do.

- Your Eartha Kitt was
so fucking funny.

Like, I literally
watched yours twice.

And the fact that you,
to me, in your interview

brought Eartha back to life

really kind of made me
emotional.

- It was so funny.

We got to peek
inside of your head

and how you can pull a story
out of it

that the audience may not have
seen or heard before.

Brilliant.
Her with the knitting needle?

[laughs]
Like, what is she doing?

- Like, she just started
talking, and like,

that's not what you asked her,
but she just started talking

and telling this whole story,

and you just like, child.

You just became a narcoleptic.

- It was hilarious.

Thank you.
- Thank you so much.

- Up next, Jasmine Kennedie.
- Hey.

- I thought you did
an incredible job

with the lip sync,
especially the Tammy Faye part.

- When you looked up
your skirt,

when, you know,
in the interview she said,

people call you a drag queen
and you checked,

it took me out
when Tammy Faye had

to check if she was tucking.

Like, I just couldn't.

- I have to say,
watching you do that,

I got a little emotional,
because I remember

that interview so well.

And she was so lovely,
and, you know, that sweetness

that came through
the interview,

you captured that.

You really did embody her.

It was very good. Very good.

- So let's talk about
this Bowie look.

I did not catch it
when it came out,

but that doesn't mean
I don't like it.

I do like it.

And actually, it's a Versace
reference, these pants.

I'm just, like, so blown away.

And I really kind of hate it,

because I really love to be
a nasty cunt.

And it is so--
- You can be nasty to me later.

It's OK.
- Fucking hard to do.

I'm like, let me find something
wrong to say, but it's amazing.

- Thank you.
Love to hear it.

- Thank you.

Thank you, All Stars.
I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck backstage,

the judges and I
will deliberate.

Oh, and a reminder.

This week's bottom four
will need to give away

their MVQ points
on the main stage

immediately following
the final lip sync.

You may leave the stage.

[engine revs]

Now, just between
us squirrel friends,

I want to know
what you all think.

We're looking for the top two
All Stars of the week.

Now, this was
a great challenge.

- All of these All Stars
are so strong.

So you're right,
we have to come down

to the little nuances.

- Shuga was my favorite Ru.

I thought every detail
was perfect.

- However,
the Cher seemed so regular.

- Some of the other girls found
more success in their lip syncs

by reinterpreting
their character.

- Joey Jay had the tightest
lip sync of the night.

- But I kept waiting
for, like, a Bea Arthur

right at the camera,
really serious, stoic face.

- Yes.

- Sam Star, I absolutely love,
love, loved the Anna Nicole.

- I felt like I was watching
Anna Nicole in that interview.

It was mind-blowing.

- I liked all
the little teeny mannerisms.

The lick in the corner
of her mouth

and leaning forward
with the chest grab.

- Her Anna Nicole
was so spot-on.

I really enjoyed Sam Star.

- Hershii was maybe
my least favorite interview.

There was no Ru
to be found in the Ru.

- I was so thrown off
by the looks.

I didn't like the Ru.
I didn't like the Patti.

It made me not pay attention
to the performance as much.

- Kennedy, that Eartha Kitt
was hysterical.

Everything that she did
was so funny.

- Kennedy is the most
seasoned queen here,

and it was really a masterclass
at how to take the material

and reinterpret it
through the performer's eyes.

- Jasmine was another favorite
for me.

The Tammy Faye was
just out of this world.

She might have been
more Tammy Faye

than the actual Tammy Faye was.

- Even the way--
I loved when she walked out

and she walked past
the audience.

- She didn't know where to go.
Yeah.

She had no idea.

- Overall, I think she did
a really good job tonight.

- All right.

Silence.
I have made my decision.

Bring back my All Stars.

[laughs]

[laughs]

Welcome back, queens.

I've made some decisions.

The top two All Stars
of the week are...

[tense music]

♪ ♪

Kennedy Davenport

and...

Sam Star.

- [gasps]

[upbeat music]

Condragulations.

You've each earned two points.

- Thank you.

- The rest of you, please step
to the back of the stage.

- Thank you.

I love you.

I love you, baby.

- I love you too.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- Two All Stars stand
before me.

Ladies, this is your
last chance to impress me,

win $10,000,
and earn a coveted extra point

in the "Tournament
of All Stars."

♪ ♪

The time has come...
[thunderclap]

For you to lip sync

for your legacy.

♪ ♪

- Gag! Oh, my God.

This extra lip sync point
would mathematically

guarantee my moving on
to the semifinals.

- Can she beat me? Possibly.

But that's very unlikely.

The stage is mine.

- Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Ow-ow, ow-ow ♪

♪ Ow-ow, ow-ow ♪

♪ Ow-ow, ow-ow-ow ♪

♪ I don't know who you think
I am ♪

♪ I don't know
who you think I am ♪

♪ I don't know who you think
I am ♪

♪ I don't know
who you think I am ♪

♪ Am, am, am, am,
am, am, am, am, ow ♪

♪ He been gone since 3:30 ♪

♪ Been coming home lately
at 3:30 ♪

♪ Is he cheating ♪

♪ Man, I don't know ♪

♪ I'm looking 'round
- Turn it up, girl! Turn it up!

- ♪ For something else
to throw ♪

♪ I'm breaking dishes
up in here all night, uh-huh ♪

♪ I ain't gon' stop until
I see police lights, uh-huh ♪

♪ I'ma fight a man,
a man, a man ♪

♪ Ah ♪

♪ I don't know who you think
I am, I am, I am, I am ♪

♪ But I really don't give
a damn right now ♪

♪ If you don't come,
I'ma huff and puff ♪

♪ And blow this,
blow this, oh ♪

♪ Blow this, blow this ♪

♪ I'm a blow this,
blow this, oh ♪

♪ Blow this, blow this ♪

♪ I'ma blow this,
blow this, oh ♪

♪ Blow this house,
house down ♪

- Turn it up, Kennedy!

Come on!

- ♪ Breaking dishes,
breaking dishes ♪

♪ I'm breaking dishes
up in here all night, uh-huh ♪

♪ I ain't gon' stop until
I see police lights, uh-huh ♪

♪ I'ma fight a man tonight ♪

♪ I'ma fight a man,
a man, a man ♪

♪ A man ♪

♪ Breaking,
breaking, breaking ♪

♪ Breaking dishes, dishes ♪

♪ Breaking, breaking,
breaking, breaking ♪

♪ Dishes, dishes, dishes ♪

[all cheering]

- Yes.
- OK.

- All Stars,
I've made my decision.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Kennedy Davenport,
condragulations.

You're a winner, baby.

[applause]
[laughs]

- Thank you, Jesus.

- Yes, bitch.
- Oh, God.

- You've won a cash tip
of $10,000,

and you've earned
one extra point.

Shuga, Joey, Hershii, Jasmine,
please step forward.

♪ ♪

To recap,
Kennedy has seven points,

Sam has six points,

Hershii and Jasmine have
three points,

Joey Jay and Shuga have
two points.

Now, with great power comes
great responsibility.

Each of our four bottom queens
has an MVQ point

that you must give away
to the All Star you think

is the Most Valuable Queen
of the week.

Choose wisely,
because your MVQ points

could determine which queens
advance to the semifinals.

In the event of a tie,
the final decision

of who moves forward
will be mine to make.

- Mathematically,
the only people

who could tie with me at this
point are Jasmine and Hershii,

but they would need to get
every other queen's MVQ point.

And I don't really see that
happening, so I should be fine.

- Queens, write down the name
of your MVQ now.

- Jasmine was like,
we need to pool

our points for me or Hershii.

I don't know what I'm feeling.

Do I support another girl?

Do I be a villain
and say fuck you

and take the ship down with me

and just throw my point away
to someone

when it's not going
to make a difference?

I don't know.

A lot's happening
in my little brain.

- OK, lipsticks down.

Shuga Cain, which All Star
gets your MVQ point?

- We played
two different games,

and she did get on my nerves
quite a bit,

but she's
my New York City sister.

So my point goes to Jasmine.

I love you.

- Thank you, sis.

- That takes Jasmine
to four points.

Joey Jay,
who gets your MVQ point?

- This was
a very tough decision.

We have Sam, the second openly
gay contestant on the show.

[laughter]

So that was my first instinct.

- [laughs]

- But this queen, I feel like,
is going to deliver a package

that is finale-worthy.

And so my vote goes
for Jasmine.

- [sobs]

- I love you, sister.

- I love you too.
Oh, my God.

- That takes Jasmine
to five points.

- The drama.

- Hershii LiqCour-Jeté,
who gets your MVQ point?

- At this point, the game
is about who I want to see

make it on to the next round.

And not only is she
a sickening queen,

but she plays a good game,
and I'm learning that

right now, that she plays
a really good game.

So I think the next person
that should go on

is Jasmine Kennedie.

- That takes Jasmine
to six points.

- Wow.

- What the fuck is happening?

- Jasmine, your turn.

Who gets your MVQ point?

- This person right here
I have grown to love very much.

We have gotten very close
through this competition.

So I gave this to Hershii.

I love you.

- That means Hershii has
four points.

Queens, all of the points
for this bracket

have now been awarded.

With seven points,
Kennedy Davenport,

you are moving forward
to the semifinals.

[applause]
- Congratulations, sister.

- Woot, woot!

- Condragulations.

Sam Star, Jasmine Kennedie,
with six points each,

you are tied for second place.

[dramatic music]

- My heart is beating
out of my chest.

Ru could very well say,
Sam, thanks for playing,

but no thanks.

And I'm terrified.

- Based on your performances
tonight and all season long,

I've made my decision.

♪ ♪

The tie...

will not be broken.

Jasmine, Sam,
you are both moving forward

to the semifinals.

- [screams] Oh, my God.

Thank you!
- Thank you. Thank you.

- I love you!
- I love you!

[both screaming]

Oh, my God.

- Shuga, Joey, Hershii,
all is not lost.

You still have a chance to be
this season's comeback queen.

Tonight, Michelle and I
will choose

three eliminated queens
to be entered

into the wild card lottery.

The one All Star chosen will
join the competition starting

next week in the semifinals
with a chance to ultimately

win the grand prize
of $200,000.

My wonderful All Stars,
thank you for giving me

and the fans just what we want.

And remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna
love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

all: Amen!

- You may leave the stage.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

It's a Christmas miracle!

I have made it
to the semifinals.

I guess being self-almighty
does have some benefits to it.

[both screaming]

- I'm going to the semifinals.

I hope these bitches are ready.

[laughs]

- I love you. Thank you!

- Thank you!

- Wow!

Me and Jasmine and Kennedy
are about to turn

the party in the semifinal.

Bracket three is coming
with the power of three.

- OK, Michelle,
we need to talk.

Meet me in the ladies' room.

[toilet flushes]

OK, Michelle, just between
us squirrel friends,

which three
eliminated All Stars

are we gonna put
into the hopper?

First, we've got
Morgan McMichaels.

- Very strong.
- She got seven points.

- She tied with A'keria.
- She was wonderful.

She's grown so much
in this competition.

- Absolutely.

And of course,
Morphine Love Dion.

We can't forget her.
- Oh, yes.

- You remember,
she was that zombie

in the Home
Spooky Network challenge,

and she was really,
really funny.

And then bracket two had
Salina EsTitties.

- Oh, I love Salina EsTitties.
- Yeah.

- She had five points too.

- She did so well, and I feel
like she has grown so much.

But of course,
there's also Vivacious.

- Vivacious.

Everyone loved seeing her
back in action.

And if we choose Vivacious,

that means
we're also getting Ornacia.

- Two for one.
- Two for one.

Michelle, do you have
any matches?

- Oh, yeah.

And strong one for me,
Joey Jay.

- Joey Jay has almost won
so many times.

- I just think
Joey has shown us

so much more versatility
this season.

And I think that
Joey could do great.

- All right.
Silence.

I've made my decision.

[toilet flushes]

Let's get this wild card
lottery rolling.

Michelle and I have chosen
three All Stars

that deserve another shot
at the crown.

The first All Star is...

♪ ♪

Morgan McMichaels.

The second All Star is...

Salina EsTitties.

And the third All Star is...

Joey Jay.

OK, Asaf, give it a good spin.

[dramatic music]

[choir vocalizing]

♪ ♪

OK, Asaf, without looking,
dig deep

and get ready to show us
your ball.

♪ ♪

The All Star returning
to the competition is...

♪ ♪

[gasps]

[laughs]

♪ Good luck and don't ♪

♪ Good luck and don't, oh ♪

♪ Good luck and don't
eff it up, up, up ♪

♪ Good luck and don't ♪

♪ Good luck, baby ♪

♪ Good luck and don't
eff it up, up, up ♪

♪ Good luck and don't ♪

♪ Good luck, baby ♪

♪ Good luck and don't
eff it up, up, up ♪

[rock music]