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YOU'RE STILL FROZEN ON THIS WEBSITE.
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WHAT'S...
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"FIND-A-FAMILY"?
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I'M TRYING TO FIND MY FATHER.
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IT TURNS OUT HE'S ALIVE, MAN.
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MY MOM'S LIED TO ME MY WHOLE LIFE.
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YOUR MOM'S BEHIND YOU, "G."
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[ Loudly ] TURNS OUT HE'S ALIVE.
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MY MOM'S LIED TO ME MY WHOLE LIFE.
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YOU KNOW, EVEN THOUGH HE LEFT US,
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I MISS YOUR DAD, TOO.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MISS THE MOST? THE CHEATING.
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NO -- THE BOOZING.
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NO -- THE KNOCKING ME UP AT 17 AND THEN LEAVING ME.
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MMM.
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THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU ANYMORE. THIS ABOUT ME AND HIM.
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BUT IF THAT REALLY HURTS YOU...
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WELL, THEN, THAT'S JUST A BONUS.
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HEY...
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YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FIND HIM, BUT IF YOU DO...
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TELL HIM I WANT MY VIRGINITY BACK.
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IF HE GIVES IT TO YOU, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH IT?
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I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO ANYONE WHO'S MAN ENOUGH TO TAKE IT.
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GEORGE, GEORGE... DID YOU HEAR ABOUT FRANK?
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WHAT?
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THE WEDDING'S TWO WEEKS AWAY.
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HE TOOK DOWN THE FLYERS FOR THE RECEPTION.
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YOU'RE KIDDING ME. NO.
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YO, FRANK, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FLYERS FOR THE RECEPTION?
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AH...
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IT'S OFF, MAN.
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OH, I'M SORRY. THAT'S OKAY.
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BUT YOU REALLY DODGED A BULLET THERE WITH CATHY.
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SHE'S BEEN WITH LIKE HALF THE GUYS IN THE FACTORY.
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IS THE WEDDING OFF OR JUST THE RECEPTION?
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JUST THE RECEPTION.
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YOU MIND IF I CHANGE THE SUBJECT?
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NO, THAT WOULD BE GOOD FOR ME.
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SO YOU GONNA HAVE A PARTY?
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I MEAN, YOU CAN'T HAVE A WEDDING WITHOUT A PARTY.
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YEAH, WELL, I KIND OF RAN OUT OF MONEY,
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SO WE'RE THINKING OF HAVING THE RECEPTION AT THE IHOP.
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BUT SINCE WE CAN'T AFFORD TO RENT IT,
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WE'RE JUST ALL GONNA TRY TO EAT THERE AT THE SAME TIME.
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LISTEN...WE'VE WORKED TOGETHER A LONG TIME.
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I'VE KNOWN YOU A LONG TIME. LET ME HELP YOU OUT.
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I'VE GOT A BIG BACKYARD.
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YOU CAN HAVE THE RECEPTION THERE.
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REALLY? YOU MEAN IT?
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OH, THANKS A LOT, GEORGE. CATHY'S GONNA BE SO EXCITED!
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I HEAR ALL IT TAKES IS A WINE COOLER.
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YOU KNOW, I'M JUST A SINGLE GUY,
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BUT YOU SHOULD'VE ASKED ANGIE FIRST.
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I MEAN, I'D HAVE TO ASK MY MOM IF I WAS GONNA HAVE PEOPLE OVER.
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YOU KNOW ANGIE. SHE LOVES HELPING PEOPLE.
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ALL RIGHT...
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Hey...why don't you ask Ginger to the reception?
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This is your big chance.
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I-I-I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO IT, MAN.
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SHE'S SO OUT OF MY LEAGUE.
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YEAH, SHE'S OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE BUT...
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YOUR LEAGUE'S FULL OF UGLY GIRLS.
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GO FOR IT.
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[ Thinking ] OH, GINGER. SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
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ERNIE, BE COOL. WIN HER WITH WORDS.
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SO...
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YOU'VE GOT A TWIX.
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YEAH, IT'S A CHOCOLATE-COVERED COOKIE WITH CARAMEL INSIDE.
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[ Thinking ] WHY DID I JUST SAY THAT?
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EVERYBODY KNOWS WHAT A TWIX IS.
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BRING UP THE WEDDING! BRING UP THE WEDDING!
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ARE YOU GONNA...
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EAT BOTH OF THOSE?
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NO. ONE'S FOR LATER.
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HE'S GOT SUCH CUTE EARS.
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WHY IS HE JUST STANDING THERE?
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MAYBE HE'S GONNA ASK ME OUT!
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DO IT! DO IT NOW!
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ARE YOU GOING TO THE WEDDING? YEAH.
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ME TOO.
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ALL RIGHT! I GOT A DATE!
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WOW...PUT SOME HONEY ON THOSE BISCUITS!
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OKAY, WE'LL PUT THE BUFFET TABLE OVER HERE.
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WE'RE GONNA NEED A LOT OF CHAIRS SO --
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WE'LL BORROW THEM FROM THE PLANT.
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AND WE'LL PUT UP A SHEET RIGHT HERE,
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AND WE'LL MAKE THIS LIKE THE VIP AREA.
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ALL THAT WILL BE GENERAL ADMISSION.
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OKAY, DAD, TIME FOR THE DOG TO GET HIS SHOT.
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WHOA...WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR DOG?
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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE DOG?
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HE'S GOT DIABETES, AND HE CAN'T WALK.
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ANGIE BOUGHT HIM OFF SOME HOMELESS GUY.
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SO DOES HE HAVE A NAME OR...
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YOU GUYS, YOU KNOW, WAITING TO SEE HOW THIS THING PLAYS OUT?
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HELP ME DISTRACT THE DOG.
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[ TALKING GIBBERISH ]
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AS A WOMAN, I TRY NOT TO FEEL SUPERIOR,
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BUT YOU GUYS MAKE IT REALLY HARD.
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WE WERE HELPING DAD GIVE THE DOG HIS SHOT.
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HEY, ANGIE, YOU HEAR FRANK'S GETTING MARRIED?
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OH! YOU AND CATHY ARE FINALLY TYING THE KNOT.
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CONGRATULATIONS.
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HONEY, FRANK'S A LITTLE TIGHT ON CASH
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SO I SAID HE COULD USE THE BACKYARD FOR THE RECEPTION.
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I HOPE THAT'S OKAY.
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ARE YOU KIDDING? OF COURSE THAT'S OKAY.
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YOU HAVE CATHY CALL ME. WE'LL WORK OUT THE DETAILS.
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IT'S GONNA BE GREAT!
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THANK YOU SO MUCH, ANGIE. SURE!
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COME ON, WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR THE BACHELOR PARTY.
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I HAD MY MOM GO TO THE BANK AND GET ME SOME SINGLES.
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SHE THINKS I'M SPENDING ALL DAY AT THE ARCADE. [ LAUGHS ]
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[ LAUGHS ]
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YOU KNOW WHAT, MAN? EITHER WAY, THAT'S CREEPY.
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SORRY I DIDN'T ASK YOU FIRST. WE'RE GOOD HERE, RIGHT?
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WE'RE GOOD.
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KNOW WHAT I LOVE ABOUT YOU? YOU'RE ALWAYS THERE FOR ME.
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THANK YOU.
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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ACTUALLY, I THINK THIS IS GONNA BE KIND OF FUN.
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YOU KNOW, ME TOO.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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THIS WILL BE A GREAT TIME FOR US
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TO FINALLY DO A LITTLE DANCING.
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ANGIE, YOU KNOW I DON'T DANCE.
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COME ON, THIS IS DIFFERENT.
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IT'S GONNA BE IN OUR OWN HOUSE, OUR OWN BACKYARD.
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YOU'LL BE COMFORTABLE.
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ANGIE, THAT'S EASY FOR YOU. YOU'RE CUBAN.
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YOU GOT DANCING IN YOUR BLOOD --
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SALSA AND MERENGUE.
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I'M MEXICAN. OUR BIG DANCE IS AROUND A HAT.
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OKAY, FINE. NO DANCING.
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WE STILL GOOD?
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WE'RE STILL GOOD.
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BUT WOULD IT KILL YOU TO GIVE ME JUST ONE DANCE?
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I THOUGHT WE WERE GOOD.
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WE'RE GOOD. I'M JUST ASKING.
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DOESN'T SOUND GOOD.
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WELL, IT DOESN'T FEEL GOOD HAVING A HUSBAND
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WHO WON'T DANCE WITH YOU.
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ANGIE, I THOUGHT WE HAD AN AGREEMENT.
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WHAT AGREEMENT?
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YOU DON'T MAKE ME DANCE, AND I DON'T MAKE YOU...
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CHOP THE MORNING WOOD.
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OKAY...
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TOMORROW MORNING.
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HEY, WAIT, THAT'S NOT FAIR!
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WHY NOT?
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BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO DANCE.
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WELL, I DO,
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AND I HAVE FOR 16 YEARS.
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WHAT HAPPENED 16 YEARS AGO?
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OH, WE GOT MARRIED. RIGHT.
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BUT WHY IS THIS ALL COMING OUT NOW?
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BECAUSE TWO STRANGERS ARE GONNA HAVE THEIR WEDDING DANCE
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IN MY BACKYARD WHEN I NEVER HAD ONE.
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BUT THAT WAS LONG TIME AGO. I THOUGHT YOU WERE OVER THAT.
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I TRIED TO GET OVER IT, BUT I CAN'T.
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I JUST WANTED THAT ONE MOMENT AT OUR WEDDING
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WHEN EVERYBODY LOOKS AT US AND SAYS, "LOOK AT THEM DANCE.
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THEY'RE GONNA BE TOGETHER FOREVER."
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YOU KNOW, DANCING DOESN'T KEEP PEOPLE TOGETHER.
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JENNIFER LOPEZ -- DANCED, DIVORCED.
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MICHAEL JACKSON -- DANCED, DIVORCED.
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ELIZABETH TAYLOR -- DANCED, DIVORCED.
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DANCED, DIVORCED. DANCED, DIVORCED --
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HIP REPLACEMENT -- DANCED, DIVORCED.
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I JUST WANTED ONE STUPID DANCE WITH MY HUSBAND,
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BUT OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE NOT GONNA GIVE ME THAT,
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SO I GIVE UP!
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SO ARE WE GOOD?
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[ INTRO TO WAR'S "LOW RIDER" PLAYS ]
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¶ ALL MY FRIENDS KNOW THE LOW RIDER ¶
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[ Drunkenly ] ¶ I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN ¶
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¶ YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN ¶
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¶ I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN ¶
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¶ YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN ¶
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¶ I GET KNOCKED DOWN... ¶
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¶ I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN ¶
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¶ YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN ¶
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ALL RIGHT!
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WE'RE GONNA GET MY STASH OF CUBAN CIGARS,
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WE'RE GONNA SMOKE 'EM,
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THEN THIS BACHELOR PARTY'S OFFICIALLY OVER,
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AND I'M DRIVING YOU GUYS THE HELL HOME.
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NO, WAIT, COME ON. IT'S ONLY 1:15.
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TAKE ME TO MY GRANDMOTHER'S GRAVE.
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I WANT TO TELL HER I'M GETTING MARRIED.
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AS FUN AS THAT SOUNDS...
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THE DESIGNATED DRIVER IS CALLING IT A NIGHT.
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AW, COME ON, GEORGE.
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YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE, SHOULD UNDERSTAND.
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YOU THOUGHT YOUR DAD WAS DEAD.
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MY GRANDMOTHER IS DEAD.
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THE WORD "DEAD" APPEARS IN BOTH SENTENCES.
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LOOK, I GOTTA GET SOME SLEEP, AND YOU GOTTA GET SOME SLEEP.
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THE WORD "SLEEP" APPEARS IN BOTH SENTENCES.
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WUSS!
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WUSS! WUSS! WUSS!
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I'M NOT A WUSS!
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LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO STAY OUT TOO LATE,
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AND ANGIE'S ALREADY MAD AT ME.
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WUSS! WUSS! WUSS!
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WUSS! WUSS! WUSS!
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ALL RIGHT, ONE MORE "WUSS" AND I TELL EVERYBODY AT WORK
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WHO CRIED WHEN THE STRIPPER POLE-DANCED
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TO "OVER THE RAINBOW."
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SO WHAT ARE YOU AND ANGIE FIGHTING ABOUT ANYWAY?
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OH, SHE'S FREAKING OUT BECAUSE LIKE TWO DECADES AGO
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WE DIDN'T DANCE AT OUR WEDDING.
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REALLY?
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I MEAN, I WAS 20. I WAS A KID, MAN.
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I'M A LOUSY DANCER, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I DIDN'T WANT TO LOOK STUPID IN FRONT OF MY BOYS.
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OF COURSE NOT. THAT'S RIGHT.
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I MEAN, THERE WAS NO MUSIC IN THE HOUSE WHEN I WAS GROWING UP,
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AND AT SCHOOL THEY'D HAVE THESE DANCES
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THAT WERE GIRL'S CHOICE AND...
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NONE OF THE GIRLS EVER ASKED ME TO DANCE.
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OH, THAT'S TERRIBLE.
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THAT SUCKS.
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AND THEN I FOUND ANGIE,
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AND SHE WAS THIS BEAUTIFUL GIRL WHO LOVED TO DANCE.
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AND I WAS SURE THAT IF SHE SAW ME AND I WAS ALL CLUMSY
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THAT MAYBE SHE WOULDN'T FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT ME.
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FOR SURE. FOR SURE.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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SO WE HAVEN'T DANCED IN 16 YEARS,
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AND NOW SHE'S GOT ALL THIS ANGER BUILT UP.
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BUT SHE SAID SHE'D BE COOL
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IF I DANCED WITH HER AT FRANK'S WEDDING.
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ISN'T THAT CRAZY?
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YOU GOTTA DANCE WITH HER, DUDE.
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Frank: YOU GOTTA DANCE WITH HER.
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IF YOU LOVE HER, YOU'LL DO IT.
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SO YOU GUYS ARE TAKING HER SIDE?
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IT'S NOT THAT HARD, BROTHER.
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YOU JUST GOTTA DO THIS...
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[ SPEAKS SPANISH ]
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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IT'S REALLY NOT AS PRETTY WHEN YOU HAVEN'T BEEN DRINKING.
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HEY, ANGE, YOU GOING OUT?
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[ Curtly ] YEAH, I GOTTA GET SOME THINGS FOR THE PARTY.
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YOU OKAY?
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YEAH. I'M OKAY.
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MAX, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT --
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IF MOM COMES HOME, LET ME KNOW BEFORE SHE GOES UPSTAIRS.
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SURE.
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WHAT YOU DOING THERE?
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I JUST WANT TO SEE WHAT KIND OF MUSIC MR. NEEDLES LIKES.
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HEY, YOU GAVE HIM A NAME.
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BECAUSE OF THE SHOTS. THAT'S WHAT MAKES HIM SPECIAL.
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"MR. NEEDLES."
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I GUESS IT'S BETTER THAN "MR. LICKS HIMSELF."
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[ KNOCKS ON DOOR ]
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CARMEN, YOU UP?
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MAX DID IT.
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IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT. I NEED YOUR HELP.
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I SCREWED UP WITH YOUR MOM BIG-TIME.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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AND YOU GOTTA TELL ME THE TRUTH.
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I DON'T CARE HOW BAD IT IS. I CAN HANDLE IT.
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I DIDN'T DANCE WITH YOUR MOM AT OUR WEDDING.
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DRAMA. I NEED MORE DRAMA.
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CARMEN...
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[ Dramatically ] I HAVE NEVER, EVER DANCED
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WITH YOUR MOTHER BEFORE...
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AND AT FRANK'S WEDDING, I AM GONNA DANCE!
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AND I WANT YOU TO TEACH ME!
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I LIKE IT!
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SHE CAN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS.
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IT'S GOT TO BE A COMPLETE SURPRISE.
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AND IT'S GOT TO BE THE RIGHT DANCE FOR A WEDDING.
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I CAN'T BE OUT THERE GETTING MY SWERVE ON.
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DAD, I GOT IT. DON'T YOU REMEMBER?
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WHAT'S THAT?
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IN SEVENTH GRADE I WAS ANNA IN "THE KING AND I."
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OH, RIGHT!
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I DIDN'T SLEEP THROUGH THAT AT ALL.
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[ WALTZ MUSIC PLAYS ]
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DAD...
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GAZE INTO HER EYES LIKE YOU CAN SEE EVERY TOMORROW
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AND FOREVER IN THEM.
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OKAY, THAT'S IT --
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NO MORE SPANISH SOAP OPERAS FOR YOU.
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
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OKAY, EVERYBODY, IT'S TIME FOR THE DOLLAR DANCE.
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LET'S GET THE BRIDE OUT HERE.
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GUYS, REMEMBER, $1 GETS YOU ONE DANCE.
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AND REMEMBER, NO TONGUES -- NOT EVEN WITH A $10.
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LUCKY -- SHE GETS TO DANCE AND MAKE MONEY.
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LOOK AT HER.
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SHE HAS NO IDEA WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
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GOD, I HOPE I DON'T SCREW IT UP.
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NO, DAD, YOU'LL DO FINE.
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THIS IS SO SWEET. SHE'S GONNA LOVE IT.
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MOM, I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE COMING.
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I'M JUST MAKING A PLATE. I'M LEAVING.
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PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU CUT THEIR CAKE.
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I CUT IT FROM THE BACK PART. NOBODY WILL NOTICE.
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OH, MAN...
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WHAT'S THAT?
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IT'S FROM THOSE "FIND-A-FAMILY" PEOPLE.
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THEY CAN'T FIND ANY MANNY LOPEZES IN CALIFORNIA --
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HIT A DEAD END.
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I TOLD YOU YOU WERE WASTING YOUR TIME.
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LOOK, I DON'T EVEN KNOW
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IF I WANT A RELATIONSHIP WITH THIS GUY.
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I JUST WANTED TO SEE MY FATHER ONE TIME WITH MY OWN EYES.
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SO JUST FORGET IT!
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WHEN HE LEFT,
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HE CHANGED HIS NAME TO HENRY LOPEZ FOR...
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FINANCIAL REASONS SO...
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TRY HENRY LOPEZ.
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OH -- I'M GONNA GIVE YOU ONE OF HIS SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBERS.
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THANKS.
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DON'T THANK ME.
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WHEN YOU FIND HIM, THANK HIM FOR ABANDONING YOU
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SO WE COULD SHARE THIS BEAUTIFUL MOMENT.
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YOU CAN TRY TO MAKE THIS UGLY,
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BUT WE BOTH KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID WAS NICE.
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GIVE ME A KISS.
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OH, GET AWAY FROM ME! GET YOUR OWN PIECE OF CAKE!
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NO, GEORGE, STOP IT! YOU'RE SCARING ME!
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MOMMY!
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LOOK AT HER.
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SHE'S AN ANGEL SENT DOWN FROM HEAVEN.
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PERFECTION.
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HE'S SUCH A HOTTIE.
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THOSE STRONG SHOULDERS...
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THAT GOOFY, CONFUSED LOOK ON HIS FACE...
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I WANT HIM SO BAD!
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HEY.
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HEY.
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SO...YOU DROVE HERE?
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YEAH.
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IN A CAR.
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ALL RIGHT, THE DOLLAR DANCE IS OVER.
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NOW ALL YOU CHEAPSKATES CAN GET OUT ON THE FLOOR.
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[ BREATHES HEAVILY ]
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[ INTRO TO HEATWAVE'S "ALWAYS AND FOREVER" PLAYS ]
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I'M GONNA GO GET A DINNER ROLL.
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I'LL SEE YOU AT WORK.
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¶ ALWAYS AND FOREVER ¶
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¶ EACH MOMENT WITH YOU ¶
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¶ IS JUST LIKE A DREAM TO ME ¶
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¶ THAT SOMEHOW CAME TRUE ¶
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YOU'RE KIDDING.
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DOES THIS LOOK LIKE I'M KIDDING?
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¶ AND I KNOW TOMORROW ¶
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¶ WILL STILL BE THE SAME ¶
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KIND OF.
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COME ON. THIS IS OUR SONG.
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¶ 'CAUSE WE'VE GOT A LIFE OF LOVE ¶
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¶ THAT WON'T EVER CHANGE AND...¶
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¶ EVERY DAY ¶
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¶ LOVE ME YOUR OWN SPECIAL WAY ¶
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¶ MELT ALL MY HEART AWAY ¶
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¶ WITH A SMILE ¶
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WOW.
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WE MOVE GOOD TOGETHER.
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¶ TAKE TIME TO TELL ME ¶
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¶ YOU REALLY CARE ¶
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¶ AND WE'LL SHARE TOMORROW ¶
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¶ TOGETHER ¶
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¶ ALWAYS, FOREVER, LOVE YOU ¶
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¶ I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU ¶
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WHOA, COME BACK UP! THAT WASN'T IN "THE KING AND I."
371
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COME ON, LET'S PUMP IT UP!
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NO! NO PUMPING!
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[ UP-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
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YOUR MOM'S HAD MORE SHOTS THAN MR. NEEDLES.
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WHOO! SHAKE IT UP, BABY!
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OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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OH, MY GOD, MOM'S GONNA BE REALLY EMBARRASSED ABOUT THIS.
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NOT IF YOU DON'T GET THE VIDEO CAMERA.
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HURRY!
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STOP SHAKING!
381
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[ MOANING SOFTLY ]
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WAKE UP, RUMP SHAKER.
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OH, COFFEE.
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OHH.
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HOW WAS THE REST OF THE WEDDING?
386
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,077
OH, IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
387
00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:35,279
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU AND I HAD OUR DANCE.
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WE DIDN'T DANCE.
389
00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,382
OH, YES, WE DID.
390
00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:41,986
CARMEN TAUGHT ME HOW TO DANCE, AND WE DANCED.
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GEORGE, I DON'T REMEMBER THAT.
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I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT SAY THAT.
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[ Sweetly ] AWW...
394
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OH, MY GOD.
395
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[ Seriously ] OH, MY GOD.
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IT GETS BETTER.
397
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:02,106
YOU WANT ME TO FAST-FORWARD TO THE GUYS PINNING DOLLARS ON YOU?
398
00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:03,508
NO, THAT'S OKAY.
399
00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:05,176
HOW 'BOUT TO WHERE YOU START SPANKING ME?
400
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:06,477
NO, NO.
401
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,749
I'M SORRY, GEORGE.
402
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SORRY, BABY.
403
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:14,852
IT'S MY FAULT.
404
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:17,488
I SHOULD HAVE DANCED WITH YOU A LONG TIME AGO.
405
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:21,325
BESIDES, WE MADE 200 BUCKS IN TIPS.
406
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:25,997
THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING WHAT THAT MEANT TO ME.
407
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,798
I JUST -- I FEEL SO BAD.
408
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:31,869
WE FINALLY HAD OUR DANCE, AND I MISSED IT.
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IT'S NOT TOO LATE.
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[ INTRO TO HEATWAVE'S "ALWAYS AND FOREVER" PLAYS ]
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¶ ALWAYS AND FOREVER ¶
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HOW AM I DOING? IS THIS OKAY?
413
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:54,725
GEORGE...I NEVER CARED HOW GOOD YOU WERE.
414
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:57,895
I JUST WANTED US TO HAVE OUR DANCE.
415
00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:00,898
¶ ...A DREAM TO ME ¶
416
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,067
¶ THAT SOMEHOW CAME TRUE ¶
417
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IT WAS WORTH THE WAIT.
418
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¶ AND I KNOW TOMORROW ¶
419
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:14,679
¶ WILL STILL BE THE SAME ¶
420
00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:19,250
¶ 'CAUSE WE'VE GOT A LIFE OF LOVE ¶
421
00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:23,321
¶ THAT WON'T EVER CHANGE AND... ¶
422
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[ BARKS ]
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THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! OLD SCHOOL!
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