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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,504 --> 00:00:06,437 WHICH BRINGS TO 12 THE NUMBER OF HALL MONITORS 2 00:00:06,437 --> 00:00:09,310 WE HAVE PATROLLING ON ANY GIVEN TUESDAY 3 00:00:09,310 --> 00:00:11,382 DURING THIS LAST SEMESTER. 4 00:00:11,382 --> 00:00:13,284 NOW, OTHER OLD BUSINESS... 5 00:00:13,284 --> 00:00:14,545 SEE? 6 00:00:14,545 --> 00:00:16,787 THIS IS HOW THE PTA KEEPS YOU HERE. 7 00:00:16,787 --> 00:00:18,449 THEY KNOW WE WANT COOKIES, 8 00:00:18,449 --> 00:00:21,552 AND THEY HOLD THEM TILL THE END OF THE MEETING. 9 00:00:21,552 --> 00:00:23,694 THEY´RE EVIL! 10 00:00:23,694 --> 00:00:25,756 ...TO SWITCH BACK TO OUR TRUSTED... 11 00:00:25,756 --> 00:00:28,429 I´M GOING IN, ANGIE. COVER ME. 12 00:00:28,429 --> 00:00:29,800 HEY, GEORGE. HEY, GEORGE. 13 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:31,702 AMY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 14 00:00:31,702 --> 00:00:33,634 MY LITTLE KIMMY GOES HERE NOW. 15 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:36,737 I DIDN´T KNOW ACCIDENT AMY HAD A LITTLE ACCIDENT KIMMY. 16 00:00:36,737 --> 00:00:37,768 WHICH ONE IS SHE? 17 00:00:37,768 --> 00:00:39,240 SHE´S RIGHT THERE. 18 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:40,241 HI, HONEY! 19 00:00:40,241 --> 00:00:42,213 OHH! 20 00:00:42,213 --> 00:00:43,814 [ CHUCKLES ] SWEETIE, YOU OKAY? 21 00:00:43,814 --> 00:00:46,046 YEAH, SHE´S OKAY. SHE´S OKAY. 22 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,478 SHE´S FINE. 23 00:00:47,478 --> 00:00:49,520 MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE ANOTHER KID JUST FOR PARTS. 24 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:51,182 WE´RE NOT ACCIDENT-PRONE. 25 00:00:51,182 --> 00:00:52,653 WE´RE JUST ENTHUSIASTIC PEOPLE 26 00:00:52,653 --> 00:00:55,286 WITH A SLIGHT DEPTH-PERCEPTION PROBLEM. 27 00:00:58,489 --> 00:01:01,262 HEY, EVERYBODY, I´LL PAY FOR THE TABLE! 28 00:01:01,262 --> 00:01:02,833 I´LL THROW THESE AWAY. 29 00:01:02,833 --> 00:01:04,395 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 30 00:01:06,197 --> 00:01:08,569 OH, YOU´RE GOOD? OKAY. 31 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:14,775 OKAY. 32 00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:18,679 OKAY, THIS IS THE LAST WEEKEND OF OUR CHOCOLATE-BAR DRIVE. 33 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:22,483 NOW, OUR KIDS ARE SO LOOKING FORWARD TO GOING TO FLORIDA 34 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:24,855 TO WATCH THE SPACE SHUTTLE LAUNCH. 35 00:01:24,855 --> 00:01:28,119 SO GO ANYWHERE PEOPLE ARE CRAVING CHOCOLATE. 36 00:01:28,119 --> 00:01:31,192 EXCEPT MY SON AND I HAVE DIBS ON A.A. MEETINGS. 37 00:01:31,192 --> 00:01:32,823 WHAT DO THEY WANT FROM US? 38 00:01:32,823 --> 00:01:36,297 THEY HAD A BAKE SALE FOR BOOKS, A WALKATHON FOR COMPUTERS, 39 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:38,169 AND WHAT ABOUT THAT SILENT AUCTION? 40 00:01:38,169 --> 00:01:40,771 THAT WAS FOR EQUIPMENT FOR THE HEARING-IMPAIRED. 41 00:01:40,771 --> 00:01:42,703 NO ONE ELSE SAW THE IRONY IN THAT. 42 00:01:42,703 --> 00:01:44,605 GEORGE, THIS IS FOR A GOOD CAUSE. 43 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:47,138 I DON´T THINK SO. THIS ISN´T ABOUT EDUCATION. 44 00:01:47,138 --> 00:01:49,640 THIS IS ABOUT SENDING 100 KIDS AND THEIR TEACHERS 45 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:51,582 ON A GLORIFIED VACATION TO FLORIDA. 46 00:01:51,582 --> 00:01:53,214 BUT MAX REALLY WANTS TO GO. 47 00:01:53,214 --> 00:01:54,645 OKAY, HOW MANY CANDY BARS DOES HE HAVE TO SELL? 48 00:01:54,645 --> 00:01:55,686 200. HOW MANY HAS HE SOLD? 49 00:01:55,686 --> 00:01:59,150 10. WE BOUGHT 10! 50 00:01:59,150 --> 00:02:00,391 SHH! SHH! SHH! SHH! 51 00:02:00,391 --> 00:02:02,223 HEY, MAN, TURN AROUND. 52 00:02:04,555 --> 00:02:06,126 WE HAVE TO HELP HIM. 53 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:09,160 IT´S SO SAD WHEN OUR LITTLE SALESMAN TRUDGES HOME 54 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:11,732 WITH HIS BOX FULL OF CANDY BARS AND SAYS, 55 00:02:11,732 --> 00:02:14,134 "I JUST NEED ONE GOOD LEAD, MOMMY. 56 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:15,466 JUST ONE GOOD LEAD!" 57 00:02:15,466 --> 00:02:17,908 ALL RIGHT, I´LL TRY TO UNLOAD THEM AT WORK, 58 00:02:17,908 --> 00:02:20,411 BUT I´LL NEED TIME TO SPREAD THE RUMOR 59 00:02:20,411 --> 00:02:22,673 THAT THESE BARS HELP YOU PASS A URINE TEST. 60 00:02:22,673 --> 00:02:26,417 OKAY, NOW IT´S TIME TO ELECT A NEW SECRETARY. 61 00:02:26,417 --> 00:02:28,249 OOH! PICK ME. PICK ME. 62 00:02:28,249 --> 00:02:30,681 YOU HAVE TO BE NOMINATED. 63 00:02:30,681 --> 00:02:32,152 GEORGE. GEORGE. 64 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,225 Nominate me. Nominate me. 65 00:02:34,225 --> 00:02:36,627 [ Muffled ] I NOMINATE AMY KIRKLAND! 66 00:02:39,290 --> 00:02:42,162 WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, AMY, YOU´RE THE NEW SECRETARY. 67 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,794 NOBODY ELSE WANTS THE JOB. 68 00:02:43,794 --> 00:02:46,237 YES! OHH! 69 00:02:46,237 --> 00:02:48,369 DON´T WORRY. HE´S ALREADY GOT KIDS. 70 00:02:48,369 --> 00:02:49,400 IT´S GOOD. 71 00:02:51,842 --> 00:02:54,205 JUST COME OVER HERE. 72 00:02:55,506 --> 00:02:56,507 IT´S GOOD. 73 00:02:58,709 --> 00:03:01,912 [ INTRO TO WAR´S "LOW RIDER" PLAYS ] 74 00:03:11,662 --> 00:03:15,766 ♫ ALL MY FRIENDS KNOW THE LOW RIDER ♫ 75 00:03:17,928 --> 00:03:23,374 ♫ THE LOW RIDER IS A LITTLE HIGHER ♫ 76 00:03:47,498 --> 00:03:49,400 HEY, ALBERTO, HELP ME OUT. 77 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:51,802 I´M SELLING THESE FOR MY KID´S SCHOOL TRIP. 78 00:03:51,802 --> 00:03:52,963 YOU WANT TO BUY ONE? 79 00:03:52,963 --> 00:03:53,964 WHAT? 80 00:03:53,964 --> 00:03:55,466 ONE OF THESE! 81 00:03:55,466 --> 00:03:56,767 WHAT? 82 00:03:56,767 --> 00:03:59,640 OH, A CANDY BAR. I ALREADY BOUGHT SOME. 83 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:00,911 FROM WHO? 84 00:04:00,911 --> 00:04:02,313 FROM ME. 85 00:04:02,313 --> 00:04:05,346 [ WESTERN MUSIC PLAYS ] 86 00:04:13,524 --> 00:04:15,926 [ SPITS ] 87 00:04:15,926 --> 00:04:19,660 HEY, GEORGE, WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO POINT THE FAN? 88 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:20,831 THE A.C.´s OUT. 89 00:04:20,831 --> 00:04:22,763 POINT IT TOWARD THE MACHINES. 90 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,795 YOU KNOW, YOUR KID SHOULD SELL HER OWN CANDY. 91 00:04:24,795 --> 00:04:26,497 SO SHOULD YOURS. 92 00:04:26,497 --> 00:04:29,340 HEY, THIS IS A BIG FACTORY. MAY THE BEST MAN WIN. 93 00:04:29,340 --> 00:04:30,371 OR WOMAN. 94 00:04:30,371 --> 00:04:31,572 OR MANAGER. 95 00:04:31,572 --> 00:04:32,773 HEY, AMY. 96 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:34,905 OR...WOMAN. 97 00:04:34,905 --> 00:04:39,650 HEY, HANDSOME. I´M SELLING CANDY. 98 00:04:39,650 --> 00:04:42,383 WANT TO BUY SOME? 99 00:04:42,383 --> 00:04:42,883 OH, YEAH. 100 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:44,455 COME BACK! 101 00:04:44,455 --> 00:04:47,017 I´M SELLING CANDY, TOO, MAN! I´M YOUR HOMEBOY! 102 00:04:47,017 --> 00:04:49,660 WE GO BACK, MAN! REMEMBER? YOU REMEMBER. 103 00:04:49,660 --> 00:04:52,993 ERNESTO... 104 00:04:52,993 --> 00:04:55,065 YOUR HAIR SMELLS GOOD. 105 00:04:55,065 --> 00:04:58,869 HEY, SMELL MINE, TOO. I´M OCEAN FRESH. 106 00:04:58,869 --> 00:05:00,901 HERE´S ALL THE MONEY IN MY WALLET. 107 00:05:02,973 --> 00:05:05,305 I COULD COMPETE WITH THAT, BUT I DON´T WANT TO. 108 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,437 HMM. 109 00:05:06,437 --> 00:05:08,409 I SHOULD GO DOWN TO SHIPPING. 110 00:05:08,409 --> 00:05:11,011 THOSE GUYS LOVE THEIR CHOCOLATE. 111 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:14,084 NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST. 112 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:19,490 HEY, WATCH OUT FOR THE... THING THERE. 113 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,025 HEY, GRANDMA. WHAT´S UP? 114 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:27,998 CAN´T A GRANDMOTHER JUST VISIT HER GRANDDAUGHTER? 115 00:05:27,998 --> 00:05:31,331 THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN MY ROOM, I WAS IN A CRIB. 116 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:33,734 HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY REMEMBER THAT? 117 00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:35,035 YOU NEVER FORGET 118 00:05:35,035 --> 00:05:38,008 THE FIRST TIME YOU SMELL NICOTINE AND COLT 45. 119 00:05:38,008 --> 00:05:41,111 YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST WAITING TILL YOU COVERED 120 00:05:41,111 --> 00:05:46,847 EVERY INCH OF YOUR WALLS IN STUPID POSTERS. 121 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,479 LOOK, GRANDMA... 122 00:05:48,479 --> 00:05:51,622 I KNOW WHY YOU´RE DOING THIS. 123 00:05:51,622 --> 00:05:55,025 I´VE HAD A ROUGH COUPLE OF MONTHS -- TROUBLE AT SCHOOL, 124 00:05:55,025 --> 00:05:57,057 MY BEST FRIEND MOVING AWAY -- 125 00:05:57,057 --> 00:06:00,861 BUT I KNOW THAT YOU CARE, AND I DON´T WANT YOU TO WORRY. 126 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:03,093 EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. 127 00:06:03,093 --> 00:06:06,366 YEAH, YEAH, THAT´S NICE, BUT THAT´S NOT WHY I´M HERE. 128 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,138 I WANT TO LOOK YOUNGER. 129 00:06:08,138 --> 00:06:11,041 ARE YOU ASKING ME TO GIVE YOU A MAKEOVER? 130 00:06:11,041 --> 00:06:13,143 I NEVER SAID THOSE EXACT WORDS. 131 00:06:13,143 --> 00:06:14,875 YOU´RE NOT GONNA BE DISAPPOINTED. 132 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,777 I´VE BEEN PRACTICING ON MAX FOR YEARS. 133 00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:17,878 HE´S A CUTE KID. 134 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:19,550 THANK YOU. 135 00:06:19,550 --> 00:06:21,552 TOMORROW, 6:00. 136 00:06:21,552 --> 00:06:22,382 YOU GOT IT. 137 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:23,814 OH, I CAN´T. 138 00:06:23,814 --> 00:06:25,956 I PROMISED MRS. RENALDO I´D WHEEL HER TO THE DRUGSTORE 139 00:06:25,956 --> 00:06:27,518 TO GET HER PRESCRIPTION. 140 00:06:27,518 --> 00:06:28,659 BLOW HER OFF. 141 00:06:34,695 --> 00:06:35,826 SO, HOW´D IT GO? 142 00:06:35,826 --> 00:06:37,998 NOT GOOD. WE ONLY MADE 75 BUCKS. 143 00:06:37,998 --> 00:06:39,399 THAT´S IT? 144 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,532 DID YOU GO TO THE RICH NEIGHBORHOODS 145 00:06:41,532 --> 00:06:44,475 AND DO THAT GANG THING I TAUGHT YOU? 146 00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:46,977 IT DIDN´T WORK. 147 00:06:46,977 --> 00:06:48,679 SHOW ME HOW YOU DID IT. 148 00:06:50,741 --> 00:06:52,643 HELLO, I´M AN AT-RISK YOUTH. 149 00:06:52,643 --> 00:06:55,516 IF YOU BUY THESE DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE BARS, 150 00:06:55,516 --> 00:06:58,088 YOU CAN HELP KEEP ME OFF THE STREETS 151 00:06:58,088 --> 00:07:00,090 AND ENSURE YOUR FUTURE SAFETY. 152 00:07:00,090 --> 00:07:03,423 PLEASE, DON´T LET ME MAKE YOU A STATISTIC. 153 00:07:05,095 --> 00:07:06,957 HOW CAN THAT NOT WORK?! 154 00:07:06,957 --> 00:07:08,198 WELL, IT DIDN´T. 155 00:07:08,198 --> 00:07:11,431 WAIT, WHERE´D YOU PARK THE S.U.V.? 156 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,603 OUT FRONT. 157 00:07:12,603 --> 00:07:13,704 [ SIGHS ] 158 00:07:13,704 --> 00:07:16,006 STUPID, STUPID, STUPID. 159 00:07:16,006 --> 00:07:18,068 HOW´D YOU DO, DAD? 160 00:07:18,068 --> 00:07:20,471 REMEMBER THAT STORY "THE LITTLE ENGINE THAT COULD" 161 00:07:20,471 --> 00:07:22,442 THAT KEPT SAYING, "I THINK I CAN! 162 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,974 I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!"? 163 00:07:23,974 --> 00:07:25,916 I NEED A NUMBER. 164 00:07:25,916 --> 00:07:27,177 FIVE BARS. 165 00:07:27,177 --> 00:07:31,051 I´M NEVER GOING TO FLORIDA. 166 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:32,553 [ SIGHS ] 167 00:07:32,553 --> 00:07:34,985 [ KNOCKING ] 168 00:07:34,985 --> 00:07:38,128 OH, NO, THAT´S DEBBIE MICKENS WITH THE PTA 169 00:07:38,128 --> 00:07:40,460 COMING TO COLLECT THE MONEY. 170 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:43,494 COLLECT THE MONEY? WHAT IS SHE, THE MOB? 171 00:07:43,494 --> 00:07:46,466 WE´RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE $600. 172 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:49,139 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? HI, DEBBIE! 173 00:07:49,139 --> 00:07:51,572 HI, ANGIE. HI, GEORGE. 174 00:07:51,572 --> 00:07:52,673 HEY, DEBBIE. 175 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:53,744 HOW´S TYLER? 176 00:07:53,744 --> 00:07:55,145 OH, HE´S TERRIFIC. 177 00:07:55,145 --> 00:07:58,008 HE SOLD OVER $1,000 WORTH OF BARS. 178 00:07:58,008 --> 00:07:59,750 HE´S A NATURAL SALESMAN. 179 00:07:59,750 --> 00:08:02,613 TOO BAD HE WANTS TO BE A DOCTOR. [ LAUGHS ] 180 00:08:02,613 --> 00:08:05,015 [ FORCED LAUGHTER ] 181 00:08:05,015 --> 00:08:07,487 HEY, UH, HEY, LISTEN, DEBBIE, 182 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:10,090 MAX WASN´T AS LUCKY AS TYLER, 183 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:11,822 BUT HE DID HIS BEST, 184 00:08:11,822 --> 00:08:15,926 AND WE´RE PROUD TO PRESENT YOU WITH 120 BUCKS. 185 00:08:15,926 --> 00:08:19,229 NO PROBLEM. 186 00:08:19,229 --> 00:08:20,971 SELL THE CANDY LATER. 187 00:08:20,971 --> 00:08:24,575 I DON´T WANT TO KEEP THE CANDY. I WANT TO RETURN THE CANDY. 188 00:08:24,575 --> 00:08:30,911 WELL, THE PTA DOESN´T WANT THE CANDY. 189 00:08:30,911 --> 00:08:34,514 WELL, I DON´T WANT THE CANDY EITHER. 190 00:08:35,986 --> 00:08:37,287 WELL... 191 00:08:37,287 --> 00:08:40,721 THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE SOLD IT. 192 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:43,854 GEORGE, LET´S JUST WRITE HER A CHECK, OKAY? 193 00:08:43,854 --> 00:08:46,897 ANGIE, THAT´S 480 BUCKS ON TOP OF WHAT WE ALREADY BOUGHT! 194 00:08:46,897 --> 00:08:49,730 THIS FAMILY´S GOT BIGGER PRIORITIES THEN SENDING MAX 195 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:52,603 TO WATCH A ROCKET LAUNCH FROM BLEACHERS 3 MILES AWAY! 196 00:08:52,603 --> 00:08:55,135 BUT, DAD, ALL SHE WANTS IS A CHECK! 197 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:56,166 MAX, PLEASE. 198 00:08:56,166 --> 00:08:57,307 IT´S JUST ONE CHECK! 199 00:08:57,307 --> 00:08:58,939 DO YOU KNOW WHAT A CHECK IS? 200 00:08:58,939 --> 00:09:01,271 YEAH, YOU´VE GOT A WHOLE STACK OF ´EM. 201 00:09:01,271 --> 00:09:04,274 YOU WRITE ON IT AND PEOPLE GIVE YOU STUFF. 202 00:09:04,274 --> 00:09:06,316 MAX, YOU JUST CAN´T WRITE A CHECK. 203 00:09:06,316 --> 00:09:08,819 YOU HAVE TO HAVE THE MONEY TO BACK IT UP. 204 00:09:08,819 --> 00:09:12,052 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 205 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:15,255 THIS GIVES ME A GREAT IDEA FOR OUR NEXT FIELD TRIP -- 206 00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:17,287 THE U.S. MINT IN WASHINGTON, D.C. 207 00:09:17,287 --> 00:09:20,130 WHILE YOU´RE THERE, DEBBIE, GRAB 480 BUCKS, 208 00:09:20,130 --> 00:09:22,633 ´CAUSE YOU´RE NOT GETTING IT FROM ME. 209 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:27,798 WELL, I´M SORRY YOU FEEL THAT WAY. 210 00:09:27,798 --> 00:09:29,569 BYE, ANGIE. 211 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:30,671 BYE, MAX. 212 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:32,142 BYE, DEBBIE. 213 00:09:32,142 --> 00:09:36,576 I´LL SEE YOU AT TYLER´S BIRTHDAY PARTY ON SUNDAY! 214 00:09:39,309 --> 00:09:41,081 GEORGE, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? 215 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:43,183 ANGIE, PLEASE, I´M DOING THE RIGHT THING. 216 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:45,185 I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO GIVE YOUR KIDS 217 00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:46,817 THE THINGS THAT YOU NEVER HAD. 218 00:09:46,817 --> 00:09:50,721 I THOUGHT THE DAY I GOT THEM A CAR SEAT, WE WERE EVEN. 219 00:09:50,721 --> 00:09:54,725 AM I GOING TO FLORIDA OR NOT? 220 00:09:54,725 --> 00:09:56,266 I DON´T KNOW. 221 00:09:56,266 --> 00:09:57,868 GEORGE, IS HE? 222 00:09:57,868 --> 00:10:01,271 MAX, LOOK, I TRY TO GIVE YOU EVERYTHING I CAN, SON, 223 00:10:01,271 --> 00:10:04,104 BUT SOMETIMES, IT DOESN´T WORK OUT. 224 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,276 BUT ALL MY FRIENDS ARE GOING! 225 00:10:06,276 --> 00:10:09,179 WE WASTE MONEY ON A LOT OF OTHER THINGS. 226 00:10:09,179 --> 00:10:12,242 WHY DOES MOM NEED A CAR?! SHE DOESN´T WORK! 227 00:10:12,242 --> 00:10:14,144 [ CHUCKLES ] 228 00:10:15,285 --> 00:10:17,888 DON´T TALK TO YOUR MOTHER LIKE THAT! 229 00:10:17,888 --> 00:10:18,989 THIS SUCKS! 230 00:10:18,989 --> 00:10:21,191 HEY! 231 00:10:21,191 --> 00:10:23,223 HE´S RIGHT, GEORGE, IT DOES SUCK, 232 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:25,656 AND DON´T EVEN THINK ABOUT SELLING MY CAR. 233 00:10:25,656 --> 00:10:27,858 BUT, REALLY, ANGIE, WHERE DO YOU GO? 234 00:10:27,858 --> 00:10:29,229 TO THE STORE? 235 00:10:30,100 --> 00:10:33,333 I WAS KIDDING! MAN, YOU´RE ALREADY MAD! 236 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:46,276 HEY, MAX, WANT ME TO PLAY CATCH WITH YOU? 237 00:10:46,276 --> 00:10:48,118 SURE, I´VE GOT PLENTY OF TIME. 238 00:10:48,118 --> 00:10:50,250 I´M NOT GOING ANYWHERE, LIKE FLORIDA! 239 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:51,722 OHH! 240 00:10:51,722 --> 00:10:54,955 MAX, I´M NOT DOING THIS TO HURT YOU. 241 00:10:56,226 --> 00:10:58,789 SOMETIMES, WHEN YOU THINK SOMETHING´S WRONG, 242 00:10:58,789 --> 00:11:00,260 YOU HAVE TO STAND UP AND SAY SO, 243 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:04,134 EVEN IF IT MAKES YOUR OWN SON MAD AT YOU. 244 00:11:04,134 --> 00:11:05,365 You know, 245 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:08,699 Grandma keeps a lot of cash in her bra. 246 00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:13,143 I DON´T THINK YOU´RE GETTING MY POINT. 247 00:11:13,143 --> 00:11:16,807 AND NEVER GO IN THERE, EVEN IF YOU THINK YOU SEE GOLD. 248 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,381 HEY. 249 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:23,053 HEY, ANGIE. 250 00:11:23,053 --> 00:11:24,214 [ SMOOCHES ] 251 00:11:24,214 --> 00:11:27,017 YOU REMEMBER SUE PALMER, DON´T YOU? 252 00:11:27,017 --> 00:11:28,889 ISN´T SHE ONE OF THE PTA MOMS? 253 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,160 YEP, THAT´S SUE. 254 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:32,192 I BUMPED INTO HER OUTSIDE THE STORE. 255 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,224 SHE HAD THIS BOX OF CANNED GOODS 256 00:11:34,224 --> 00:11:36,897 SHE WAS GONNA GIVE TO THE HOMELESS SHELTER. 257 00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:38,128 THEN SHE SAW ME AND SAID, 258 00:11:38,128 --> 00:11:40,801 "I MIGHT AS WELL CUT OUT THE MIDDLEMAN. 259 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,002 HAPPY THANKSGIVING." 260 00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:44,134 OOH! MINI RAVIOLIS! 261 00:11:44,134 --> 00:11:46,136 GEORGE, SHE THINKS WE´RE BROKE 262 00:11:46,136 --> 00:11:49,239 BECAUSE YOU DIDN´T GIVE THE PTA A CHECK. 263 00:11:49,239 --> 00:11:50,340 ANGIE, SHE´S JOKING. 264 00:11:50,340 --> 00:11:52,112 I THOUGHT SO, TOO. 265 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:55,445 THEN I TOLD HER I LIKED HER SWEATER AND SHE GAVE IT TO ME. 266 00:11:55,445 --> 00:11:57,717 AND PUT A 20 IN EACH POCKET. 267 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,890 WHERE´S THE OTHER ONE? 268 00:11:59,890 --> 00:12:02,122 DON´T YOU GET IT? I WAS HUMILIATED! 269 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:04,024 BUT YOU KNOW IT´S NOT TRUE. 270 00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:07,127 BESIDES, THOSE PEOPLE DON´T EVEN KNOW WHAT POOR IS. 271 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:10,200 POOR IS HAVING YOUR MOM BUY ONE CHURRO FOR NINE KIDS 272 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:12,202 AND SAYING, "LICK IT AND PASS IT! 273 00:12:12,202 --> 00:12:14,734 "TAKE A BITE AND SEE WHAT´S GONNA HAPPEN! 274 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,166 LICK IT AND PASS IT!" 275 00:12:16,166 --> 00:12:19,339 THEN SHE´D FLIP IT OVER AND SAY, "LICK IT AND PASS IT! 276 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,211 WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!" 277 00:12:21,211 --> 00:12:24,314 BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN THE OTHER KIDS START TO MAKE FUN OF MAX 278 00:12:24,314 --> 00:12:27,347 ´CAUSE THEY THINK HE CAN´T AFFORD THE TRIP? 279 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:28,819 JUST WRITE THE CHECK 280 00:12:28,819 --> 00:12:31,451 AND WE CAN GO TO THE PTA MEETING TONIGHT. 281 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:32,883 ALL RIGHT. 282 00:12:32,883 --> 00:12:34,855 I DON´T WANT ANYONE MAKING FUN OF MAX, 283 00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,987 BUT THIS HAS GOTTEN WAY OUT OF HAND, 284 00:12:36,987 --> 00:12:39,389 NOT TO MENTION 500 BUCKS DOWN THE DRAIN. 285 00:12:39,389 --> 00:12:43,033 THAT´S A MONTH OF GROCERIES, A COUPLE MONTHS OF GAS, 286 00:12:43,033 --> 00:12:44,464 A NEW SET OF TIRES, 287 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:47,838 500 ITEMS FROM THE 99-CENT STORE. 288 00:12:47,838 --> 00:12:49,299 SIGN IT. 289 00:12:49,299 --> 00:12:52,542 25 ANNIVERSARY GIFTS. 290 00:12:57,107 --> 00:13:02,112 I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE OUR CANDY DRIVE WAS A SUPER SUCCESS! 291 00:13:02,112 --> 00:13:03,884 WAIT. 292 00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:07,287 ALMOST EVERY FAMILY MET OR EXCEEDED THEIR GOALS. 293 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:10,390 LET´S GIVE OURSELVES A SUPER HAND! 294 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,962 [ APPLAUSE ] 295 00:13:14,124 --> 00:13:16,126 [ Imitating Debbie ] THIS IS SUPER! 296 00:13:16,126 --> 00:13:18,228 I´M SUPER! YOU´RE SUPER! 297 00:13:18,228 --> 00:13:19,469 STOP IT. 298 00:13:19,469 --> 00:13:21,401 WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GIVE HER THE CHECK? 299 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:23,934 AFTER THE MEETING. THIS IS NOBODY ELSE´S BUSINESS. 300 00:13:23,934 --> 00:13:26,036 THERE WERE JUST A FEW UNFORTUNATE FAMILIES 301 00:13:26,036 --> 00:13:27,878 WHO WEREN´T ABLE TO MEET THEIR GOAL. 302 00:13:27,878 --> 00:13:32,012 RIGHT, RIGHT, THE SAROYANS, THE O´BRIANS, AND THE LOPEZES. 303 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:37,217 I´M SORRY, I WASN´T SUPPOSED TO TELL EVERYBODY 304 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:38,818 THE NAMES OF THE POOR PEOPLE. 305 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,550 I AM STRIKING THE FOLLOWING UNFORTUNATE FAMILIES 306 00:13:40,550 --> 00:13:42,392 FROM THE RECORD. 307 00:13:42,392 --> 00:13:45,155 THAT WOULD BE THE SAROYANS, THE O´BRIANS, AND THE LOPEZES. 308 00:13:45,155 --> 00:13:46,826 AND THAT WAS JUST IT, RIGHT? 309 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:49,529 IT WAS JUST THE SAROYANS, O´BRIANS, AND LOPEZES? 310 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:50,600 EXCUSE ME! 311 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,532 I´D LIKE TO INTERRUPT NOW. 312 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:55,866 THE CHAIR RECOGNIZES MR. LOPEZ. 313 00:13:55,866 --> 00:13:57,607 [ ALL MURMURING ] 314 00:13:57,607 --> 00:14:00,840 THANK YOU FOR YOUR PITY... 315 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,212 AND CREAMED CORN... 316 00:14:02,212 --> 00:14:05,075 BUT THERE´S BEEN A MISUNDERSTANDING. 317 00:14:05,075 --> 00:14:08,618 THE LOPEZES CAN AFFORD TO SEND THEIR SON ON THE TRIP, 318 00:14:08,618 --> 00:14:11,081 AND I HAVE THE CHECK RIGHT HERE. 319 00:14:11,081 --> 00:14:13,083 OH, WELL, THANK YOU, GEORGE! 320 00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:15,285 LET´S GIVE GEORGE A SUPER HAND! 321 00:14:19,990 --> 00:14:23,363 THE REASON I WASN´T GONNA GIVE UP THE CHECK WAS ON PRINCIPLE. 322 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,495 THIS TRIP IS A LUXURY, NOT A NECESSITY. 323 00:14:25,495 --> 00:14:27,637 I JUST WANT EVERYBODY TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT. 324 00:14:27,637 --> 00:14:30,600 I GUESS THAT ALL DEPENDS ON HOW YOU DEFINE "NECESSITY." 325 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:33,543 NO, IT CAN ONLY BE DEFINED ONE WAY. 326 00:14:33,543 --> 00:14:36,576 NOBODY NEEDS TO SEE A SPACE SHUTTLE LAUNCH! 327 00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:40,610 NOBODY NEEDS TO USE THEIR OUTDOOR VOICE. 328 00:14:40,610 --> 00:14:42,612 I DON´T THINK YOU´RE GETTING IT, DEBBIE. 329 00:14:42,612 --> 00:14:45,015 I DON´T MIND PAYING FOR BOOKS OR COMPUTERS 330 00:14:45,015 --> 00:14:47,988 OR ANYTHING ELSE A KID NEEDS TO GET A GOOD EDUCATION, 331 00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:49,559 BUT THIS IS WAY OVER THE TOP! 332 00:14:49,559 --> 00:14:54,294 SO BEFORE I HAND YOU THIS CHECK, WE ALL HAVE TO AGREE -- 333 00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:58,098 NOBODY NEEDS TO SEE A SPACE SHUTTLE LAUNCH! 334 00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:00,300 BUT IT IS A WONDERFUL THING TO SEE! 335 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,501 I´VE SEEN IT TWICE! 336 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:03,673 COME ON, REPEAT AFTER ME -- 337 00:15:03,673 --> 00:15:07,437 NOBODY NEEDS TO SEE A SPACE SHUTTLE LAUNCH. 338 00:15:07,437 --> 00:15:12,142 GIVE...ME...THE CHECK. 339 00:15:12,142 --> 00:15:15,115 I´M TRYING TO GIVE YOU THE CHECK, BUT YOU WON´T HELP ME! 340 00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:19,019 GIVE HER THE DAMN CHECK AND I´LL BUY YOU A CHURRO! 341 00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:22,592 GEORGE, IF THIS IS JUST SOME EXCUSE TO NOT GIVE ME THE CHECK, 342 00:15:22,592 --> 00:15:24,694 WE DON´T HAVE TO GO THROUGH ALL THIS. 343 00:15:24,694 --> 00:15:27,227 POVERTY IS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. 344 00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,628 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 345 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:31,531 UM, SHE SAID, "JUST GIVE...ME...THE CHECK." 346 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:34,364 AND YOU SAID, WITH MURDER IN YOUR EYES, 347 00:15:34,364 --> 00:15:37,107 "I´M TRYING TO GIVE YOU THE CHECK, 348 00:15:37,107 --> 00:15:38,508 BUT YOU WON´T HELP ME!" 349 00:15:38,508 --> 00:15:40,610 AND THEN SHE SAID SOME STUFF I DIDN´T CATCH. 350 00:15:40,610 --> 00:15:43,313 IT ENDED WITH "POVERTY IS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF." 351 00:15:43,313 --> 00:15:45,115 AND THEN YOU SAID, "WHAT DID YOU SAY?" 352 00:15:45,115 --> 00:15:47,317 LIKE YOU DIDN´T HEAR SOMETHING THAT NASTY, 353 00:15:47,317 --> 00:15:49,179 WHICH I FIND REALLY HARD TO BELIEVE. 354 00:15:49,179 --> 00:15:51,021 I HEARD! 355 00:15:51,021 --> 00:15:53,953 LOOK, A LOT OF PEOPLE HERE ARE TIRED OF BEING SQUEEZED, 356 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,956 BUT NOBODY WANTS TO SPEAK UP BECAUSE THEY´RE WORRIED 357 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,289 EVERYBODY´S GONNA THINK YOU´RE A BAD PARENT. 358 00:15:59,289 --> 00:16:01,091 BUT YOU´RE NOT A BAD PARENT 359 00:16:01,091 --> 00:16:03,333 JUST BECAUSE YOU DON´T WANT TO WASTE MONEY ON A FIELD TRIP. 360 00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:08,468 NOBODY NEEDS TO SEE A SPACE SHUTTLE LAUNCH, RIGHT, DEBBIE?! 361 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,340 I´M NOT SAYING IT. 362 00:16:10,340 --> 00:16:12,202 FINE, THEN MY KID´S NOT GOING, 363 00:16:12,202 --> 00:16:15,745 ´CAUSE I´D RATHER BURN THIS CHECK THAN GIVE IT TO YOU. 364 00:16:15,745 --> 00:16:17,247 GEORGE, DON´T DO THAT! 365 00:16:17,247 --> 00:16:18,648 GEORGE! GEORGE, DON´T DO THAT! 366 00:16:18,648 --> 00:16:20,080 STOP! 367 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,082 YOU HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFUL WITH FIRE! 368 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:24,014 GEORGE?! [ SIGHS ] 369 00:16:24,014 --> 00:16:29,659 OKAY, WHAT CAME AFTER "I´D RATHER BURN THIS CHECK"? 370 00:16:29,659 --> 00:16:31,261 SHE´S ON FIRE! 371 00:16:31,261 --> 00:16:32,362 "SHE´S ON FIRE." 372 00:16:32,362 --> 00:16:33,723 NO, IT WAS MORE LIKE -- 373 00:16:33,723 --> 00:16:36,566 SHE´S ON FIRE! SHE´S ON -- AAH! 374 00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:40,530 [ GROANS ] 375 00:16:40,530 --> 00:16:43,173 I HOPE I DON´T HAVE TO GET ANOTHER GRAFT. 376 00:16:43,173 --> 00:16:45,305 I´M ALMOST OUT OF BUTT SKIN. 377 00:16:53,243 --> 00:16:56,546 ALL RIGHT, YOU HAVEN´T TALKED TO ME THE WHOLE RIDE HOME. 378 00:16:56,546 --> 00:16:58,118 JUST GIVE IT TO ME, OKAY? 379 00:16:58,118 --> 00:17:00,750 OKAY, I TALKED TO SOME OF THE OTHER PARENTS 380 00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:03,123 WHILE YOU WERE BEING INTERROGATED 381 00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:04,654 BY THE FIRE MARSHALL, 382 00:17:04,654 --> 00:17:07,427 AND A LOT OF THEM... FELT LIKE YOU DO 383 00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:10,530 BUT WERE TOO AFRAID TO SAY ANYTHING. 384 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:11,461 YOU WERE RIGHT. 385 00:17:11,461 --> 00:17:12,702 WHAT? 386 00:17:12,702 --> 00:17:15,505 WHAT? I DIDN´T EXPECT THAT. SAY IT AGAIN. 387 00:17:16,766 --> 00:17:19,469 COME ON! I DON´T HEAR IT THAT OFTEN! 388 00:17:19,469 --> 00:17:20,570 LET ME ENJOY IT. 389 00:17:20,570 --> 00:17:22,372 YOU WERE RIGHT. 390 00:17:22,372 --> 00:17:25,475 OHH... 391 00:17:25,475 --> 00:17:29,519 NOW WITH A FRENCH ACCENT. 392 00:17:29,519 --> 00:17:32,822 [ French accent ] YOU WERE RIGHT. 393 00:17:40,430 --> 00:17:42,061 SHEEEOW! 394 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,134 OH, MOM, WHAT´S THE OCCASION? 395 00:17:44,134 --> 00:17:46,566 IS YOUR PEN PAL GETTING OUT OF PRISON? 396 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:50,700 THAT´S NOT FUNNY! YOU KNOW HE FRIED LAST YEAR! 397 00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:52,602 DON´T LISTEN TO HIM, GRANDMA. 398 00:17:52,602 --> 00:17:56,306 I THINK CHARLIE´S GONNA FLIP WHEN HE SEES YOU TOMORROW. 399 00:17:56,306 --> 00:17:58,578 CHARLIE FROM WORK, THE VENDING-MACHINE GUY? 400 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,480 YEAH. WHAT ABOUT IT? 401 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:01,851 MOM, HE´S MARRIED. 402 00:18:01,851 --> 00:18:04,184 NO, HE´S NOT. HE DOESN´T WEAR A RING. 403 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:07,217 HE TAKES IT OFF SO IT DOESN´T GET CAUGHT IN THE MACHINE. 404 00:18:07,217 --> 00:18:10,190 BUT HE WAS WINKING AT ME. 405 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,692 HE´S GOT A TIC! 406 00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:17,267 WELL, HE GRABBED MY BUTT! 407 00:18:17,267 --> 00:18:19,329 WHEN? 408 00:18:19,329 --> 00:18:21,871 ALL RIGHT, I PUT HIS HAND THERE, 409 00:18:21,871 --> 00:18:25,475 BUT HE TOOK HIS SWEET TIME PULLING IT AWAY. 410 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,209 NEVER MIND. 411 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,241 COME ON, CARMEN. 412 00:18:31,241 --> 00:18:33,343 LET´S GO SCRAPE OFF THE WAR PAINT. 413 00:18:33,343 --> 00:18:36,616 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, BENNY, YOU´RE ALL DRESSED UP. 414 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:40,190 YOU SHOULD GO SOMEPLACE NICE AND SHOW YOURSELF OFF. 415 00:18:40,190 --> 00:18:43,193 THERE´S PLENTY OF OTHER GUYS OUT THERE. 416 00:18:43,193 --> 00:18:44,794 WELL, YEAH. 417 00:18:44,794 --> 00:18:46,826 YOU´RE RIGHT. 418 00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,898 YOU KNOW WHAT? 419 00:18:48,898 --> 00:18:52,162 I THINK I´M GONNA GO CRUISE THE HOME DEPOT 420 00:18:52,162 --> 00:18:54,634 AND ACT LIKE I DON´T KNOW NOTHING. 421 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,306 SHEEEOW! 422 00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:59,509 GOOD LUCK, MRS. DOUBTFIRE! 423 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:07,247 AND IT´S T-MINUS ONE MINUTE 424 00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:08,848 TO THE LAUNCH OF THE SPACE SHUTTLE DISCOVERY. 425 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:11,421 FOLKS, YOU COULDN´T ASK FOR A MORE BEAUTIFUL DAY 426 00:19:11,421 --> 00:19:13,423 AT KENNEDY SPACE CENTER IN FLORIDA. 427 00:19:13,423 --> 00:19:15,655 STILL BUMMED YOU DIDN´T GO ON THE SHUTTLE TRIP? 428 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,826 NAH, I´M OKAY. 429 00:19:16,826 --> 00:19:18,658 I LIKE IT BETTER THIS WAY. 430 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,931 I LIKE STANDING UP FOR WHAT I BELIEVE IN. 431 00:19:21,931 --> 00:19:24,564 ARE YOU JUST SAYING THAT TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER? 432 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:26,736 MM-HMM. 433 00:19:26,736 --> 00:19:30,670 T-MINUS 20 SECONDS. 434 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:31,741 19... 435 00:19:31,741 --> 00:19:32,702 18... 436 00:19:32,702 --> 00:19:34,674 HOLDING AT 17. 437 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:37,176 HANG ON, FOLKS, APPARENTLY, THERE´S A FUEL-LINE SITUATION. 438 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,878 LOOKS LIKE THEY´RE SCRUBBING THE LAUNCH. 439 00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:40,910 THEY´RE SCRUBBING THE LAUNCH!! 440 00:19:40,910 --> 00:19:42,552 HA HA HA! 441 00:19:42,552 --> 00:19:43,913 YEAH! 442 00:19:43,913 --> 00:19:46,856 MAN, SEE, IF YOU WERE STUCK IN FLORIDA RIGHT NOW, 443 00:19:46,856 --> 00:19:49,389 YOU WOULDN´T BE ABLE TO WATCH THIS. 444 00:19:53,563 --> 00:19:55,965 NOT THAT. THIS. 445 00:19:55,965 --> 00:19:58,298 [ BELL DINGING ] 446 00:19:58,298 --> 00:19:59,829 OOH! BODY SLAM! 447 00:19:59,829 --> 00:20:01,301 YOU GOTTA BE CAREFUL. 448 00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:03,873 YOU ALMOST GOT SOME CULTURE THERE. 449 00:20:03,873 --> 00:20:06,306 ONLY ONE WAY TO GET RID OF IT. 450 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:07,677 PULL MY FINGER. 451 00:20:13,583 --> 00:20:14,884 MAY THE BEST MAN WIN. 452 00:20:14,884 --> 00:20:16,316 OR WOMAN. 453 00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:18,748 OR COMEDIAN-TURNED-SITCOM-STAR! 454 00:20:18,748 --> 00:20:20,750 OR SEXUAL... 455 00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:23,723 TAKE SOME MORE OF THIS, BABY. TAKE IT, TAKE IT. 456 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:24,854 YOU WANT THIS? 457 00:20:24,854 --> 00:20:26,656 CAN YOU TWIRL? CAN YOU TWIRL? 458 00:20:26,656 --> 00:20:29,599 LIMBO! CHOCOLATE LIMBO! 459 00:20:32,502 --> 00:20:34,834 GIVE IT UP, CHOCOLATE BOY. 460 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,606 GIVE UP THE CHOCOLATE! 33062

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