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LET'S MAKE SOME NOISE! 13 00:00:57,234 --> 00:00:59,236 NICE TO MEET THE PRIDE OF TROIS-RIVIERES. 14 00:00:59,270 --> 00:01:01,472 I STILL GOT YOUR WINGS ROOKIE CARD. 15 00:01:01,505 --> 00:01:02,606 SO WHAT'S THAT WORTH? 16 00:01:02,639 --> 00:01:03,707 IT'S A COLLECTOR'S ITEM. 17 00:01:03,740 --> 00:01:04,908 THEY DON'T MAKE THEM LIKE YOU ANYMORE. 18 00:01:04,941 --> 00:01:06,377 SO DO YOU WANNA GO? 19 00:01:06,410 --> 00:01:09,613 SQUARE UP. GOOD LUCK. 20 00:01:09,646 --> 00:01:15,652 [both grunting] 21 00:01:19,190 --> 00:01:25,196 [crowd shouting] 22 00:01:27,698 --> 00:01:30,401 HE DIDN'T GET A HAND ON YOU? 23 00:01:30,434 --> 00:01:32,236 [shouting] 24 00:01:32,269 --> 00:01:35,506 YOU'RE GOING TO BE A FORCE IN THE SHOW. 25 00:01:38,442 --> 00:01:39,576 WHOO! 26 00:01:39,610 --> 00:01:40,777 BOO! 27 00:01:40,811 --> 00:01:42,346 (man) COME ON, TOROS! 28 00:01:42,379 --> 00:01:48,385 [coughing] 29 00:02:01,732 --> 00:02:04,968 GET A TRAINER OVER HERE! 30 00:02:05,001 --> 00:02:07,504 [overlapping chatter] 31 00:02:08,505 --> 00:02:11,475 [Massive Attack's Teardrop] 32 00:02:11,508 --> 00:02:19,516 * 33 00:02:39,570 --> 00:02:42,239 (House) CAPACITY CROWD IS ON ITS FEET. 34 00:02:42,273 --> 00:02:43,807 FIVE SECONDS ON THE CLOCK. 35 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:47,344 AH. 36 00:02:47,378 --> 00:02:49,246 [deep, hoarse voice] HOW IS IT POSSIBLE FOR ONE MAN 37 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:51,282 TO BE BLESSED WITH SO MUCH SKILL? 38 00:02:51,315 --> 00:02:54,518 [sighs] 39 00:02:54,551 --> 00:02:55,352 I HAD ONE JUST LIKE THIS, 40 00:02:55,386 --> 00:02:57,654 EXCEPT IT WAS BRUINS AND THE HABS. 41 00:02:57,688 --> 00:02:58,755 WHERE DID YOU GET IT? 42 00:02:58,789 --> 00:03:01,892 BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR SOMEONE IN PEDIATRIC ONCOLOGY. 43 00:03:01,925 --> 00:03:05,529 22-YEAR-OLD ENFORCER WITH HEMOPTYSIS. 44 00:03:05,562 --> 00:03:06,530 HE'S A HOCKEY PLAYER? 45 00:03:06,563 --> 00:03:08,332 NO, HE'S A SUPERHERO. 46 00:03:08,365 --> 00:03:09,433 HE'S COUGHING UP BLOOD 47 00:03:09,466 --> 00:03:11,435 BECAUSE HE PROBABLY BROKE A RIB AND PUNCTURED A LUNG 48 00:03:11,468 --> 00:03:13,537 WHILE BREAKING SOMEONE ELSE'S RIB 49 00:03:13,570 --> 00:03:15,972 AND PUNCTURING THEIR LUNG IN THE NAME OF SPORT. 50 00:03:16,006 --> 00:03:18,442 NICE CONCLUSION TO WHICH THE E.R. ALREADY JUMPED 51 00:03:18,475 --> 00:03:20,344 18 HOURS AGO. 52 00:03:20,377 --> 00:03:22,012 SHORT MAN EQUALS BULLIED CHILD. 53 00:03:22,045 --> 00:03:24,715 I WAS AVERAGE HEIGHT AS A KID AND NEVER BULLIED. 54 00:03:24,748 --> 00:03:25,882 UNTIL NOW. 55 00:03:25,916 --> 00:03:28,819 X-RAY RULED OUT TRAUMATIC SEQUELAE, 56 00:03:28,852 --> 00:03:31,455 OVERT TB, AND LUNG CANCER. 57 00:03:31,488 --> 00:03:33,390 SARCOIDOSIS. NODULES COULD BE TOO SMALL 58 00:03:33,424 --> 00:03:35,058 TO SHOW UP ON AN X-RAY. 59 00:03:35,091 --> 00:03:36,527 FIGHTING'S THE BEST PART OF HOCKEY. 60 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:38,529 WITHOUT IT, YOU'VE GOT THE ICE CAPADES. 61 00:03:38,562 --> 00:03:40,431 FIGHTING HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HOCKEY. 62 00:03:40,464 --> 00:03:42,032 IT'S LIKE THE CHEERLEADERS AT A BASKETBALL GAME. 63 00:03:42,065 --> 00:03:43,800 CHEERLEADING'S THE BEST PART OF BASKETBALL. 64 00:03:43,834 --> 00:03:46,570 WITHOUT IT YOU'VE GOT... BASKETBALL. 65 00:03:46,603 --> 00:03:48,038 HE'S A DUCK HUNTER. 66 00:03:48,071 --> 00:03:49,673 HE COULD'VE CONTRACTED PSITTACOSIS 67 00:03:49,706 --> 00:03:50,941 FROM EXPOSURE TO FOWL. 68 00:03:50,974 --> 00:03:53,544 HE HAD THREE TEETH KNOCKED OUT TWO WEEKS AGO. 69 00:03:53,577 --> 00:03:55,546 INFECTION COULD'VE LED TO ORAL BLEEDING. 70 00:03:55,579 --> 00:03:57,047 NOT WITHOUT CONTINUING DENTAL PAIN. 71 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:58,582 THEN HE TOOK AN ELBOW 72 00:03:58,615 --> 00:04:01,452 TO THE GUT, WHICH CAUSED AN ESOPHAGEAL TEAR. 73 00:04:01,485 --> 00:04:04,020 CHASE, CT THE PATIENT. CHECK FOR SARCOID. 74 00:04:04,054 --> 00:04:05,322 ADAMS, SPUTUM CULTURES 75 00:04:05,356 --> 00:04:07,558 AND SEROLOGIES FOR PSITTACOSIS. TAUB... 76 00:04:07,591 --> 00:04:09,660 I'D TELL YOU WHY I THINK YOUR THEORY 77 00:04:09,693 --> 00:04:11,795 IS NOT JUST WRONG BUT ILL-CONCEIVED, 78 00:04:11,828 --> 00:04:13,964 BUT IT'S MORE FUN TO PROVE IT 79 00:04:13,997 --> 00:04:15,832 BY HAVING YOU CHECK THE STOOL FOR BLOOD. 80 00:04:15,866 --> 00:04:18,669 AND WHILE WE WAIT FOR THE STOOL FAIRY, 81 00:04:18,702 --> 00:04:21,338 I'M A MAN DOWN, SO YOU WANT TO DROP YOUR PANTS 82 00:04:21,372 --> 00:04:23,674 AND HIT THE ICE. 83 00:04:23,707 --> 00:04:26,677 (Bobby) THE FASTER YOU GUYS CAN DO THIS, THE BETTER. 84 00:04:26,710 --> 00:04:28,445 THE NHL'S BEEN SNIFFING AROUND, 85 00:04:28,479 --> 00:04:31,948 AND BEING IN THE HOSPITAL IS NOT REALLY HELPING MY MARKETABILITY. 86 00:04:31,982 --> 00:04:33,750 YOU HAVE TO BE PRETTY GOOD TO GET CALLED UP. 87 00:04:33,784 --> 00:04:35,619 YEAH, LEADING THE LEAGUE IN PENALTY MINUTES. 88 00:04:35,652 --> 00:04:38,422 AND VISITS TO THE E.R., NOT COUNTING THE ONES YOU'VE CAUSED. 89 00:04:38,455 --> 00:04:40,357 NOT A HOCKEY FAN, I GATHER? 90 00:04:40,391 --> 00:04:41,425 I AM. THAT'S THE POINT. 91 00:04:41,458 --> 00:04:43,126 FIGHTING CHEAPENS A GREAT SPORT. 92 00:04:43,159 --> 00:04:44,661 OH, COME ON, THAT'S LIKE SAYING 93 00:04:44,695 --> 00:04:47,664 PASSING CHEAPENS FOOTBALL. IT'S PART OF THE GAME. 94 00:04:47,698 --> 00:04:49,065 I DON'T CAUSE INJURIES. 95 00:04:49,099 --> 00:04:50,701 THEY'RE SELF-INFLICTED? 96 00:04:50,734 --> 00:04:51,702 NO, I PREVENT THEM. 97 00:04:51,735 --> 00:04:53,870 I TAKE THE HIT 98 00:04:53,904 --> 00:04:55,639 SO THE SMALLER GUYS DON'T HAVE TO. 99 00:04:55,672 --> 00:04:58,975 I THOUGHT YOU'D APPRECIATE THAT. 100 00:05:12,623 --> 00:05:14,625 NEIGHBOR'S BABY AGAIN? 101 00:05:14,658 --> 00:05:18,795 I COULD HEAR IT THROUGH EARPLUGS, TWO PILLOWS, 102 00:05:18,829 --> 00:05:22,566 AND THREE SLEEPING PILLS. 103 00:05:22,599 --> 00:05:26,036 HMM. 104 00:05:26,069 --> 00:05:28,639 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 105 00:05:30,774 --> 00:05:31,975 I JUST SAID, "HMM." 106 00:05:32,008 --> 00:05:32,843 YOU'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT 107 00:05:32,876 --> 00:05:34,945 SOME DEEPER SIGNIFICANCE TO MY HAVING 108 00:05:34,978 --> 00:05:35,946 A COUPLE OF CRAPPY NIGHTS. 109 00:05:35,979 --> 00:05:41,818 WHICH ONE OF US IS ANALYZING THE WORD "HMM" HERE? 110 00:05:41,852 --> 00:05:44,455 FINE. SORRY. 111 00:05:44,488 --> 00:05:47,190 APOLOGY ACCEPTED. 112 00:05:47,223 --> 00:05:48,659 HOWEVER... MM. 113 00:05:48,692 --> 00:05:50,661 IT'S NOT THE CRYING THAT'S KEEPING YOU AWAKE. 114 00:05:50,694 --> 00:05:52,763 THE SOUND OF A NEEDY CHILD 115 00:05:52,796 --> 00:05:54,598 IS STIRRING YOUR PATERNAL JUICES. 116 00:05:54,631 --> 00:05:56,199 THE SOUND OF A NEEDY CHILD 117 00:05:56,232 --> 00:05:59,670 AT 112 DECIBELS HAS STIRRED MY INNER MURDERER. 118 00:05:59,703 --> 00:06:00,771 DON'T MESS WITH ME. 119 00:06:00,804 --> 00:06:02,739 EXPLAIN THE STAINS ON YOUR SHIRT. 120 00:06:02,773 --> 00:06:04,941 YOU'RE LACTATING. 121 00:06:04,975 --> 00:06:08,078 THE FACT THAT YOU'RE THE ONLY FRUIT ON YOUR FAMILY TREE 122 00:06:08,111 --> 00:06:11,114 IS GETTING TO YOU. 123 00:06:14,685 --> 00:06:16,086 IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 124 00:06:16,119 --> 00:06:17,888 SO I'LL PROBABLY NEVER BE A DAD. 125 00:06:17,921 --> 00:06:20,957 IT'S-- IT SUCKS. 126 00:06:20,991 --> 00:06:22,626 I'LL LOSE A LITTLE SLEEP, BUT-- 127 00:06:22,659 --> 00:06:25,896 YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO FEEL BAD WHEN YOU DODGE A BULLET. 128 00:06:25,929 --> 00:06:27,598 IT'S LIKE YOU GOT SURVIVOR'S GUILT. 129 00:06:27,631 --> 00:06:28,632 THERE ARE ACTUALLY THINGS 130 00:06:28,665 --> 00:06:31,101 IN THIS WORLD THAT GIVE LIFE EVEN MORE MEANING 131 00:06:31,134 --> 00:06:32,302 THAN SOAP OPERAS AND MONSTER TRUCKS. 132 00:06:32,335 --> 00:06:36,172 AND WE HAPPEN TO BE MISSING OUT ON AT LEAST ONE OF THEM. 133 00:06:41,745 --> 00:06:44,748 REMEMBER THE FALCONER? 134 00:06:47,250 --> 00:06:48,051 BETH? 135 00:06:48,084 --> 00:06:50,854 YOU DATED TWO FALCONERS? YES, BETH. 136 00:06:54,691 --> 00:06:56,727 THE NIGHT THE TWO OF YOU SPLIT UP, 137 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:58,762 YOU CAME AROUND TO MY PLACE, 138 00:06:58,795 --> 00:07:04,701 WALLOWING IN SELF-PITY AND TEQUILA. 139 00:07:04,735 --> 00:07:05,802 YOU PASSED OUT. 140 00:07:05,836 --> 00:07:10,907 SHE CALLED THAT NIGHT, ASKED ME TO GIVE YOU A MESSAGE. 141 00:07:10,941 --> 00:07:14,210 SHE SAID SHE WAS PREGNANT... 142 00:07:15,879 --> 00:07:19,750 WHICH, GOD AND PLANNED PARENTHOOD WILLING, 143 00:07:19,783 --> 00:07:23,954 MEANS YOU ARE THE FATHER OF AN 11-YEAR-OLD. 144 00:07:27,724 --> 00:07:29,726 I TOLD YOU THE NEXT MORNING... 145 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:32,796 HYPOTHETICALLY. 146 00:07:32,829 --> 00:07:35,031 I ASKED YOU HOW YOU'D FEEL IF BETH HAD GOTTEN PREGNANT, 147 00:07:35,065 --> 00:07:36,633 AND YOU SAID, AND I QUOTE, 148 00:07:36,667 --> 00:07:40,904 "IT WOULD BE THE WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE." 149 00:07:43,774 --> 00:07:46,710 AND... SCENE. 150 00:07:46,743 --> 00:07:49,245 TWO PERFORMANCES SUNDAY, DARK MONDAYS? 151 00:07:50,981 --> 00:07:54,517 JUST AS WELL. 152 00:08:05,662 --> 00:08:08,231 I WANT TO KILL MY MOTHER. 153 00:08:08,264 --> 00:08:09,866 MY POPO'S ON HER OWN, 154 00:08:09,900 --> 00:08:14,905 AND MY MOTHER ALWAYS NEEDS ME TO TAKE CARE OF HER. 155 00:08:14,938 --> 00:08:17,741 WELL, YOU COULD KILL POPO INSTEAD. 156 00:08:17,774 --> 00:08:19,342 I HAVE TO TAKE HER SHOPPING, 157 00:08:19,375 --> 00:08:21,745 TO HER FRIENDS, TO ATLANTIC CITY. 158 00:08:21,778 --> 00:08:23,747 I LOVE HER, BUT EVERY NIGHT, 159 00:08:23,780 --> 00:08:25,181 EVERY WEEKEND... 160 00:08:25,215 --> 00:08:26,917 AND ONLY IF THERE WAS SOME SOLUTION, 161 00:08:26,950 --> 00:08:29,620 SOMEPLACE WHERE YOU COULD LIVE... 162 00:08:29,653 --> 00:08:30,854 THAT'S NOT THERE. 163 00:08:30,887 --> 00:08:31,855 MY MOM WOULD FREAK. 164 00:08:31,888 --> 00:08:35,091 IT WOULD BE THE ULTIMATE SIGN OF DISRESPECT. 165 00:08:35,125 --> 00:08:37,828 OKAY. THEN STAY. 166 00:08:37,861 --> 00:08:39,896 AND MAYBE YOU CONSIDER NOT BITCHING ABOUT IT? 167 00:08:39,930 --> 00:08:43,867 NOT EVERYONE'S LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE YOUR INDEPENDENCE. 168 00:08:43,900 --> 00:08:45,869 DON'T WORRY. 169 00:08:45,902 --> 00:08:47,871 WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR FAMILY, YOU'LL HAVE IT TOO. 170 00:08:47,904 --> 00:08:49,840 [computer beeps] 171 00:08:49,873 --> 00:08:52,375 HE DOESN'T HAVE SARCOID. 172 00:08:52,408 --> 00:08:53,744 LOOK AT THAT. 173 00:08:53,777 --> 00:08:55,278 THAT'S HIS SPLEEN. I KNOW. 174 00:08:55,311 --> 00:08:58,281 BUT HE'S GOTTEN IT SUPERSIZED. 175 00:08:58,314 --> 00:08:59,950 DEEP VEIN THROMBOSIS CAUSED BY ANY ONE OF 176 00:08:59,983 --> 00:09:01,785 HIS MANY INJURIES OR SURGERIES. 177 00:09:01,818 --> 00:09:02,886 LEUKEMIA'S A BETTER FIT. 178 00:09:02,919 --> 00:09:04,187 WE HAVE A GUY WHO IS PUNISHING 179 00:09:04,220 --> 00:09:05,922 HIS BODY ON A DAILY BASIS. 180 00:09:05,956 --> 00:09:07,724 DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S A MORE LIKELY CAUSE THAN CANCER? 181 00:09:07,758 --> 00:09:10,861 NO, BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE AN AGENDA. 182 00:09:10,894 --> 00:09:12,362 WELL, THAT WAS INCREDIBLY UNPROFESSIONAL. 183 00:09:12,395 --> 00:09:16,032 WELL, IT WAS REALLY TAUB'S FAULT. 184 00:09:16,066 --> 00:09:17,300 IF YOU'RE NOT PREPARED TO SLAM HER INTO THE BOARDS, 185 00:09:17,333 --> 00:09:18,902 SHE'S GOT NO REASON NOT TO GO AFTER YOU. 186 00:09:18,935 --> 00:09:23,139 MIGHT I SUGGEST PULLING HER JERSEY OVER HER HEAD FIRST? 187 00:09:23,173 --> 00:09:26,109 WE SHOULD GET AN ULTRASOUND FOR DVT AND WBC FOR LEUKEMIA. 188 00:09:30,413 --> 00:09:32,282 YOU THINK I COULD HAVE CANCER? 189 00:09:32,315 --> 00:09:35,852 MORE LIKELY, IT'S JUST A DVT. 190 00:09:35,886 --> 00:09:38,922 [cell phone rings] 191 00:09:38,955 --> 00:09:41,858 THIS IS MY AGENT. I GOTTA GET THIS, MAN. 192 00:09:41,892 --> 00:09:45,929 GIVE ME SOME GOOD NEWS, KENNY. 193 00:09:45,962 --> 00:09:48,765 I THOUGHT YOU SAID ANY DAY. 194 00:09:48,799 --> 00:09:50,366 OKAY. 195 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:53,036 ALL RIGHT. 196 00:09:56,272 --> 00:09:58,909 I GOTTA GO. 197 00:10:03,914 --> 00:10:06,917 [siren wails in the distance] 198 00:10:18,929 --> 00:10:22,365 [sighs] I CALLED BETH. 199 00:10:28,371 --> 00:10:33,209 I HAVE AN 11-YEAR-OLD SON. 200 00:10:43,386 --> 00:10:45,355 LIVER FAILURE COULD ALTER HORMONE LEVELS, 201 00:10:45,388 --> 00:10:46,356 CAUSE ABNORMAL BREAST DEVELOPMENT. 202 00:10:46,389 --> 00:10:48,759 ALCOHOLISM. 203 00:10:48,792 --> 00:10:52,095 WE SHOULD SEARCH HIS HOME AND LOCKER ROOM. 204 00:10:52,128 --> 00:10:54,064 NOTE THAT THE PERSON WHO WANTS TO SEARCH THE HOME 205 00:10:54,097 --> 00:10:55,431 DIDN'T SLEEP IN ONE LAST NIGHT. 206 00:10:55,465 --> 00:10:58,468 YOU HAVE THE IMPRINT OF A SEATBELT BUCKLE IN YOUR CHEEK. 207 00:11:01,805 --> 00:11:03,173 I GOT IN A FIGHT WITH MY MOTHER. 208 00:11:03,206 --> 00:11:06,209 SHE HIT YOU WITH A SEATBELT? 209 00:11:06,242 --> 00:11:07,343 COULD BE HEMOCHROMATOSIS. 210 00:11:07,377 --> 00:11:09,045 EXPLAINS THE LIVER AND THE SPLEEN, 211 00:11:09,079 --> 00:11:10,380 BUT HEMOPTYSIS IS A STRETCH. 212 00:11:10,413 --> 00:11:11,982 WHAT ABOUT LEPTOSPIROSIS? 213 00:11:12,015 --> 00:11:13,216 THAT'S A GOOD FIT, 214 00:11:13,249 --> 00:11:14,350 IF YOU IGNORE THE FACT THAT HE'S A PRO ATHLETE 215 00:11:14,384 --> 00:11:16,119 WHO LOOKS LIKE THE INCREDIBLE HULK, 216 00:11:16,152 --> 00:11:17,821 WHICH MEANS HE'S GOTTA BE ON STEROIDS, 217 00:11:17,854 --> 00:11:19,122 WHICH IS A BETTER FIT. 218 00:11:19,155 --> 00:11:21,758 ALL WE REALLY KNOW FOR SURE IS IT WAS HIS EVIL JOB 219 00:11:21,792 --> 00:11:22,859 THAT CAUSED THE PROBLEMS. 220 00:11:22,893 --> 00:11:23,960 YES, I DON'T LIKE HIM. 221 00:11:23,994 --> 00:11:25,295 DOESN'T MEAN MY JUDGMENT'S AFFECTED. 222 00:11:25,328 --> 00:11:28,098 MAYBE. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE INSTANT REPLAY. 223 00:11:28,131 --> 00:11:30,066 THIS IS THE HIT THAT PRECIPITATED 224 00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:32,769 BOOBY ORR'S FIGHT. 225 00:11:32,803 --> 00:11:35,138 DIRTY OR CLEAN? 226 00:11:36,873 --> 00:11:38,241 THE HIT WAS CLEAN. 227 00:11:38,274 --> 00:11:39,309 REALLY? 228 00:11:39,342 --> 00:11:40,977 THE GUY RELEASED THE PUCK 229 00:11:41,011 --> 00:11:42,946 AT LEAST A SECOND BEFORE THE HIT. 230 00:11:42,979 --> 00:11:44,948 WE HAVE A DIFFERENCE OF OPINION. THAT'S ALL. 231 00:11:44,981 --> 00:11:48,084 ABSOLUTELY. 232 00:11:48,118 --> 00:11:50,153 MAYBE SHE'S AS BIASED AS YOU. 233 00:11:50,186 --> 00:11:52,122 OR MAYBE THE ENTIRE LEAGUE IS. 234 00:11:52,155 --> 00:11:55,291 AFTER REVIEW, THE LEAGUE DISCIPLINARY COMMISSIONER 235 00:11:55,325 --> 00:11:57,293 RULED THE HIT ILLEGAL AND DANGEROUS 236 00:11:57,327 --> 00:11:59,395 AND SUSPENDED THE PLAYER FOR THREE GAMES. 237 00:11:59,429 --> 00:12:02,065 ADAMS AND TAUB, RUN ANTIBODY TITERS FOR LEPTO. 238 00:12:02,098 --> 00:12:04,067 CHASE AND PARK, CHECK OUT THE HOME, 239 00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:06,302 THE LOCKER ROOM FOR BOOZE, STEROIDS, 240 00:12:06,336 --> 00:12:10,006 AND TAUB'S OBJECTIVITY. 241 00:12:11,607 --> 00:12:13,143 AT LEAST YOU'RE FREE. 242 00:12:13,176 --> 00:12:14,978 GOING TO GET YOUR OWN PLACE? 243 00:12:15,011 --> 00:12:17,180 IF I CAN FIND A PLACE I CAN AFFORD, 244 00:12:17,213 --> 00:12:20,383 SO...NO. 245 00:12:20,416 --> 00:12:22,152 [zipper unzips] 246 00:12:22,185 --> 00:12:23,419 IF YOU WANT, 247 00:12:23,453 --> 00:12:25,121 YOU CAN CRASH AT MY PLACE 248 00:12:25,155 --> 00:12:26,489 IN THE SPARE BEDROOM. 249 00:12:26,522 --> 00:12:29,960 THAT MIGHT BE KIND OF WEIRD. 250 00:12:29,993 --> 00:12:32,095 I LIVE IN AN APARTMENT, NOT A DUNGEON. 251 00:12:32,128 --> 00:12:36,099 IT'S JUST TWO SINGLE PEOPLE, OPPOSITE SEX. I-- 252 00:12:36,132 --> 00:12:39,435 YOUR BEDROOM DOOR HAS A LOCK ON THE INSIDE. 253 00:12:45,641 --> 00:12:50,046 HEY, IF YOU PREFER YOUR CAR, BE MY GUEST. 254 00:12:55,451 --> 00:12:56,887 SCRIP FOR GANCICLOVIR. 255 00:12:56,920 --> 00:13:01,958 IF HIS NEIGHBOR HAS MONO, COULD MEAN HE HAS MONO. 256 00:13:01,992 --> 00:13:06,396 IF HE HAS MONO, EXPLAINS HIS SPLEEN AND HEMOPTYSIS. 257 00:13:06,429 --> 00:13:09,199 AND IT'S CAUSED BY EPSTEIN-BARR VIRUS, 258 00:13:09,232 --> 00:13:11,868 WHICH EXPLAINS HIS LIVER. 259 00:13:11,902 --> 00:13:16,406 AND MY MOONROOF LEAKS. 260 00:13:16,439 --> 00:13:18,241 THANK YOU. 261 00:13:21,544 --> 00:13:25,548 WHY DON'T WE JUST ASSUME THAT YOU'RE NOT THE DAD? 262 00:13:29,152 --> 00:13:31,421 EITHER YOU'RE THE DAD, OR SHE CHEATED ON YOU 263 00:13:31,454 --> 00:13:32,488 WITH YOUR DAD. 264 00:13:32,522 --> 00:13:35,091 OH! SAND ART. 265 00:13:35,125 --> 00:13:36,893 I USED TO LOVE THIS. 266 00:13:36,927 --> 00:13:40,396 HE'S BITTER, NOT MENTALLY HANDICAPPED. 267 00:13:40,430 --> 00:13:42,365 WHO KNOWS WHAT BETH TOLD HIM ABOUT YOU? 268 00:13:42,398 --> 00:13:43,934 AT WORST, YOU'RE A RAPIST. 269 00:13:43,967 --> 00:13:46,436 AT BEST, YOU'RE A RAPIST. 270 00:13:46,469 --> 00:13:49,205 MAYBE SHE SAID I WAS A DEAD WAR HERO. 271 00:13:49,239 --> 00:13:52,575 RAISED BY A LUNATIC MOTHER AND ABANDONED BY HIS FATHER. 272 00:13:52,608 --> 00:13:55,078 OH, I KNOW! SQUIRREL HANDCUFFS. 273 00:13:55,111 --> 00:13:56,346 YOU THINK HE'S GOTTEN ANY OF THOSE? 274 00:13:56,379 --> 00:13:59,115 IF YOU REALLY WANTED ME TO DO NOTHING WITH THIS INFORMATION, 275 00:13:59,149 --> 00:14:00,416 THEN WHY DID YOU GIVE IT TO ME? 276 00:14:00,450 --> 00:14:02,986 BECAUSE YOU WERE PINING FOR A KID, 277 00:14:03,019 --> 00:14:05,488 AND YOU DESERVED TO KNOW THAT YOU ALREADY HAD ONE. 278 00:14:05,521 --> 00:14:08,524 BUT YOUR PARENTAL CRAVINGS ARE MORE THEORETICAL THAN APPLIED. 279 00:14:08,558 --> 00:14:11,627 YOU WANT VICARIOUS IMMORTALITY 280 00:14:11,661 --> 00:14:14,197 MORE THAN YOU WANT A LIFELONG BURDEN. 281 00:14:14,230 --> 00:14:16,066 YOU'RE ASSUMING HE'S GOING TO BE A NIGHTMARE. 282 00:14:16,099 --> 00:14:17,067 WHAT IF HE'S A GOOD KID? 283 00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:19,535 HE'S A KID. 284 00:14:19,569 --> 00:14:22,272 BEST YOU CAN HOPE FOR IS HE'S A NIGHTMARE. 285 00:14:22,305 --> 00:14:23,606 HOUSE, I'M NOT NAIVE. 286 00:14:23,639 --> 00:14:26,176 I REALIZE THAT THIS THING COULD GO VERY BADLY, 287 00:14:26,209 --> 00:14:28,578 BUT THE POINT IS MY SON WANTS TO MEET ME. 288 00:14:28,611 --> 00:14:32,615 AND I WANT TO MEET HIM. 289 00:14:57,707 --> 00:14:59,642 POPO, I PRESUME. 290 00:15:03,613 --> 00:15:05,481 [footsteps approach] 291 00:15:05,515 --> 00:15:06,616 HEY, UH, 292 00:15:06,649 --> 00:15:08,251 I LET MYSELF IN. 293 00:15:08,284 --> 00:15:09,652 UM, THIS IS-- 294 00:15:09,685 --> 00:15:12,288 WE'VE MET. 295 00:15:15,391 --> 00:15:17,660 I THOUGHT THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS WAS TO GET AWAY FROM POPO. 296 00:15:17,693 --> 00:15:19,229 MY DAD'S GETTING A CYST REMOVED, 297 00:15:19,262 --> 00:15:22,032 AND MY MOTHER HAD TO TAKE HIM TO THE CLINIC. 298 00:15:22,065 --> 00:15:24,167 DON'T WORRY. SHE'LL BE GONE IN AN HOUR. 299 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:27,537 I'M NOT WORRIED, BECAUSE IT'S NOT MY ISSUE. 300 00:15:29,372 --> 00:15:31,107 SHE SEEMS AWFULLY QUIET. 301 00:15:31,141 --> 00:15:34,244 [whispers] YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HER DRUNK. 302 00:15:48,091 --> 00:15:49,725 BOBBY? 303 00:15:49,759 --> 00:15:55,798 [sobbing] 304 00:15:55,831 --> 00:15:58,668 [sighs] 305 00:16:04,174 --> 00:16:06,276 I FOUND HIM CRYING IN THE FETAL POSITION. 306 00:16:06,309 --> 00:16:07,577 (Park) IT'S NOT A NEW SYMPTOM. 307 00:16:07,610 --> 00:16:08,811 HE'S CRYING BECAUSE HIS LIVER FAILURE 308 00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:10,480 THREW HIS HORMONES OUT OF WHACK. 309 00:16:10,513 --> 00:16:12,748 ASIDE FROM THE CRYING, HE'S ACTUALLY RECOVERING NICELY. 310 00:16:12,782 --> 00:16:14,384 (Taub) ASIDE FROM THE GUY IN THE BOOK DEPOSITORY, 311 00:16:14,417 --> 00:16:17,087 THE KENNEDYS HAD A LOVELY TRIP TO DALLAS. 312 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:18,321 REPETITIVE BLOWS TO THE HEAD 313 00:16:18,354 --> 00:16:20,756 CAN CAUSE CHRONIC TRAUMATIC ENCEPHALOPATHY, 314 00:16:20,790 --> 00:16:22,692 SYMPTOMS OF WHICH ARE AGGRESSIVE BEHAVIOR AND DEPRESSION. 315 00:16:22,725 --> 00:16:25,528 SO YOUR THEORY IS THAT HIS AGGRESSIVE BEHAVIOR 316 00:16:25,561 --> 00:16:26,529 CAUSED HIS AGGRESSIVE BEHAVIOR. 317 00:16:26,562 --> 00:16:28,131 HE'S NOT DEPRESSED. 318 00:16:28,164 --> 00:16:29,765 HE'S JUST BUMMED BECAUSE HE KNOWS 319 00:16:29,799 --> 00:16:32,502 HE'S A TALENTLESS MORON WHO'S ONLY ONE LOST FIGHT 320 00:16:32,535 --> 00:16:34,804 AWAY FROM BEING A BARISTA. 321 00:16:34,837 --> 00:16:36,472 I UNDERSTAND THAT CAN GET TO A GUY AFTER A WHILE. 322 00:16:36,506 --> 00:16:40,843 IF HE QUITS BEING AN ENFORCER, IT COULD SAVE HIS LIFE. 323 00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:42,312 YOU DON'T WANT TO SAVE HIS LIFE. 324 00:16:42,345 --> 00:16:45,047 YOU WANT TO KILL HIS CAREER. 325 00:16:47,117 --> 00:16:49,852 I MOVED INTO CHASE'S APARTMENT. 326 00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:52,222 HE KNOWS. HE WAS STARING AT OUR MATCHING CUPS. 327 00:16:52,255 --> 00:16:54,290 I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD SPLIT UP. 328 00:16:54,324 --> 00:16:58,528 WE'RE NOT HAVING SEX. WITH EACH OTHER.. 329 00:16:58,561 --> 00:16:59,695 YET. 330 00:16:59,729 --> 00:17:01,097 YES. 331 00:17:01,131 --> 00:17:02,132 YES? 332 00:17:02,165 --> 00:17:04,167 I JUST MEAN NO ONE KNOWS 333 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:07,270 THE FUTURE RIGHT NOW, SO WE DON'T REALLY KNOW-- 334 00:17:10,706 --> 00:17:12,542 THE ONLY CONCLUSIVE TEST 335 00:17:12,575 --> 00:17:15,178 FOR CTE IS POST-MORTEM. 336 00:17:15,211 --> 00:17:16,146 (Taub) BUT AN MRI OF HIS BRAIN 337 00:17:16,179 --> 00:17:18,214 COULD REVEAL WHITE MATTER DISINTEGRITY, 338 00:17:18,248 --> 00:17:20,750 WHICH IS THE EFFECT OF CTE. 339 00:17:20,783 --> 00:17:22,585 WHY? ARE YOU TRYING TO SLEEP WITH HER? 340 00:17:22,618 --> 00:17:25,121 'CAUSE THE SIMPLER TECHNIQUE IS JUST TO ASK. 341 00:17:25,155 --> 00:17:26,822 I WAS DOING SOMETHING NICE. MM, NO. 342 00:17:26,856 --> 00:17:29,659 TH--MM. NO, THAT DOESN'T FIT. 343 00:17:29,692 --> 00:17:31,161 HE'S ONLY HAD THREE CONCUSSIONS 344 00:17:31,194 --> 00:17:32,128 SINCE HE WAS TEN. 345 00:17:32,162 --> 00:17:33,829 IT'S NOT ENOUGH TO CAUSE CTE. 346 00:17:33,863 --> 00:17:35,097 THREE REPORTED CONCUSSIONS. 347 00:17:35,131 --> 00:17:37,233 THESE GUYS ARE TAUGHT IN HIGH SCHOOL HOW TO DUPE THE TESTS. 348 00:17:37,267 --> 00:17:38,234 GUILT? 349 00:17:38,268 --> 00:17:39,635 THIS IS REALLY INSULTING. 350 00:17:39,669 --> 00:17:41,204 IT'S NOT GUILT. 351 00:17:41,237 --> 00:17:42,905 PARK IS A FRIEND. 352 00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:44,440 SO IT'S GUILT. 353 00:17:44,474 --> 00:17:46,376 CHASE CONVINCED YOU TO LEAVE MOMMY, 354 00:17:46,409 --> 00:17:49,512 AND NOW HE FEELS RESPONSIBLE. 355 00:17:49,545 --> 00:17:52,148 NO MRI. DO A PSYCH EVAL. 356 00:17:52,182 --> 00:17:55,418 IF HE DOESN'T START WEEPING AGAIN, SEND HIM HOME. 357 00:18:01,891 --> 00:18:03,659 DR. WILSON? 358 00:18:05,695 --> 00:18:09,265 DUNCAN. 359 00:18:09,299 --> 00:18:10,300 UH, JAMES. 360 00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:14,270 UH, N-N-NICE TO MEET YOU. 361 00:18:14,304 --> 00:18:16,339 IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. 362 00:18:19,509 --> 00:18:20,543 UM... 363 00:18:20,576 --> 00:18:22,712 HOW ARE YOU DOING? 364 00:18:22,745 --> 00:18:24,847 GOOD. 365 00:18:26,982 --> 00:18:29,619 GOOD. 366 00:18:29,652 --> 00:18:32,255 I GOT YOU THIS. 367 00:18:32,288 --> 00:18:35,225 OH. 368 00:18:35,258 --> 00:18:37,727 THANK YOU. 369 00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:38,828 GO AHEAD. 370 00:18:38,861 --> 00:18:42,398 OKAY. 371 00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:46,502 IT'S GOT THREE GAMES BUILT IN, 372 00:18:46,536 --> 00:18:48,238 BUT YOU CAN DOWNLOAD MORE FROM THE WEBSITE. 373 00:18:48,271 --> 00:18:50,240 YEAH, I KNOW. 374 00:18:50,273 --> 00:18:52,542 YOU ALREADY HAVE ONE. 375 00:18:52,575 --> 00:18:54,810 I CAN ALWAYS USE A BACKUP. 376 00:18:54,844 --> 00:18:56,412 HI, CAN I START YOU WITH SOMETHING TO DRINK? 377 00:18:56,446 --> 00:18:58,214 JUST WATER, PLEASE. 378 00:18:58,248 --> 00:18:59,549 YOU GOT A GAMEDECK? 379 00:18:59,582 --> 00:19:02,585 WAY TO GO, DAD. 380 00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:08,791 ACCORDING TO YOUR PSYCH EVAL, 381 00:19:08,824 --> 00:19:12,262 THE ONLY THING HAPPIER THAN YOU IS DISNEYLAND. 382 00:19:12,295 --> 00:19:14,230 I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO SEE ME LIKE THAT LAST NIGHT. 383 00:19:14,264 --> 00:19:17,400 I'M JUST UPSET ABOUT BEING IN THE HOSPITAL AND... 384 00:19:17,433 --> 00:19:18,834 I'M ON SOME WEIRD MEDS, 385 00:19:18,868 --> 00:19:20,303 BUT THEY MUST BE WORKING, 386 00:19:20,336 --> 00:19:23,506 BECAUSE I'M FEELING A LOT BETTER NOW. 387 00:19:23,539 --> 00:19:26,376 DEPRESSION COULD BE THE SYMPTOM OF A SERIOUS ILLNESS. 388 00:19:26,409 --> 00:19:27,877 CTE. 389 00:19:27,910 --> 00:19:30,413 YEAH, MY AUNT SENDS ME EVERY ARTICLE SHE CAN FIND ON IT. 390 00:19:30,446 --> 00:19:32,582 AND YOU KNOW IT COULD KILL YOU. 391 00:19:32,615 --> 00:19:34,284 IN THE LONG RUN, LIKE A LOT OF THINGS. 392 00:19:34,317 --> 00:19:35,285 YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT. 393 00:19:35,318 --> 00:19:37,520 AND AN MRI COULD CONFIRM THAT. 394 00:19:37,553 --> 00:19:41,891 I HAVE ENOUGH EVIDENCE OF HEAD TRAUMA IN MY FILE ALREADY, SO... 395 00:19:44,660 --> 00:19:47,797 MY MOM SAID YOU HAD TROUBLE MAINTAINING RELATIONSHIPS 396 00:19:47,830 --> 00:19:51,367 WITH NORMAL PEOPLE. 397 00:19:51,401 --> 00:19:54,036 SHE ALSO SAID YOU WERE A NICE GUY. 398 00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:55,738 I ALWAYS FIGURED SHE WAS LYING 399 00:19:55,771 --> 00:19:57,873 'CAUSE SHE DIDN'T WANT ME TO HATE MY DEADBEAT DAD. 400 00:19:57,907 --> 00:20:00,276 I DIDN'T KNOW-- 401 00:20:00,310 --> 00:20:01,477 I-I KNOW... 402 00:20:01,511 --> 00:20:02,778 NOW. 403 00:20:08,418 --> 00:20:10,953 YOU'RE A BRIGHT KID. THANKS TO YOU. 404 00:20:10,986 --> 00:20:14,724 THANKS TO MY MOM, I'M ALSO A BIG, SOFT-HEARTED WUSS. 405 00:20:14,757 --> 00:20:18,461 [laughs] I THINK YOU MAY HAVE GOTTEN THAT FROM BOTH OF US. 406 00:20:22,532 --> 00:20:25,801 UH, I GOTTA GO, BUT IT WAS REALLY NICE MEETING YOU. 407 00:20:25,835 --> 00:20:27,703 IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU, DUNCAN. 408 00:20:27,737 --> 00:20:30,873 [sighs] UH, YOU WANT TO HANG OUT AGAIN? 409 00:20:30,906 --> 00:20:33,343 [laughs] ABSOLUTELY. 410 00:20:33,376 --> 00:20:35,511 TONIGHT? 411 00:20:35,545 --> 00:20:37,780 TONIGHT? 412 00:20:37,813 --> 00:20:42,718 WELL, I-I-- THERE'S, UM... 413 00:20:42,752 --> 00:20:44,654 THAT WOULD BE GREAT. 414 00:20:44,687 --> 00:20:47,323 OKAY. 415 00:20:47,357 --> 00:20:50,360 I'LL TEXT YOU. 416 00:20:54,430 --> 00:20:56,732 [door opens] 417 00:20:56,766 --> 00:20:59,101 THANK YOU. HOW DID YOU TALK HIM INTO IT? 418 00:20:59,134 --> 00:21:02,472 HE AGREED ONCE I PROMISED HIM ANONYMITY. 419 00:21:02,505 --> 00:21:05,040 MR. AND MRS. DOE LIKED THE NAME JOHN APPARENTLY. 420 00:21:05,074 --> 00:21:07,877 UNFORTUNATELY WE JUST WASTED HIS TIME AND PROVED HOUSE RIGHT. 421 00:21:07,910 --> 00:21:09,612 NOTHING? 422 00:21:09,645 --> 00:21:11,113 [clicks tongue] 423 00:21:11,146 --> 00:21:12,715 [computer beeps] WHAT ABOUT THAT? 424 00:21:12,748 --> 00:21:14,650 THAT'S AN ARTIFACT. 425 00:21:14,684 --> 00:21:17,086 THAT'S A DENSITY. 426 00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:18,788 I KNOW YOU THINK I'M CONVINCING MYSELF, 427 00:21:18,821 --> 00:21:21,391 BUT THIS BRAIN HAS BEEN HAMMERED FOR YEARS, 428 00:21:21,424 --> 00:21:24,527 MEANING EVIDENCE MAY BE SUBTLE, BUT IT'S THERE. 429 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:27,830 (House) MEANING YOU SEE WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE. 430 00:21:29,098 --> 00:21:30,099 UNLESS, OF COURSE, 431 00:21:30,132 --> 00:21:33,035 CHASE IS AN IDIOT, AND I DO HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE. 432 00:21:33,068 --> 00:21:36,472 [pagers beeping] 433 00:21:36,506 --> 00:21:39,775 PATIENT'S STROKING OUT. 434 00:21:39,809 --> 00:21:41,477 (House) CHASE? 435 00:21:41,511 --> 00:21:42,478 CAN YOU GET ME OUT OF-- 436 00:21:42,512 --> 00:21:44,714 [groans] OHH... 437 00:21:44,747 --> 00:21:45,781 HELLO? 438 00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:54,424 THE GOOD NEWS IS, 439 00:21:54,457 --> 00:21:56,959 IT'S ISOLATED OPHTHALMOPLEGIA, 440 00:21:56,992 --> 00:21:58,694 WHICH MEANS YOU DIDN'T HAVE A STROKE. 441 00:21:58,728 --> 00:22:00,730 BAD NEWS IS, TAUB WAS RIGHT. 442 00:22:00,763 --> 00:22:03,433 YOU'RE STILL SICK. 443 00:22:03,466 --> 00:22:05,167 I SAID "RIGHT," NOT "COMPETENT." 444 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,870 BURSTS YOUR CTE BUBBLE. 445 00:22:07,903 --> 00:22:10,406 YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A WHOLE NEW THEORY TO KEEP UNCLE JESSE 446 00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:11,774 AND HIS OLSEN TWINS ON THE BENCH. 447 00:22:11,807 --> 00:22:15,411 CAN WE DISCUSS MY INCOMPETENCE SOMEWHERE ELSE? 448 00:22:16,111 --> 00:22:17,680 DR. HOUSE. 449 00:22:17,713 --> 00:22:20,516 COULD I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE? 450 00:22:20,550 --> 00:22:26,155 [woman speaking indistinctly over P.A. system] 451 00:22:26,188 --> 00:22:29,158 [inaudible dialogue] 452 00:22:37,833 --> 00:22:39,602 COULD BE NEUROSYPHILIS. 453 00:22:39,635 --> 00:22:40,570 HE'S ONLY 22. 454 00:22:40,603 --> 00:22:42,905 AND HE'S BEEN ON THE ROAD SINCE HE WAS 14. 455 00:22:42,938 --> 00:22:46,509 SO HE WAS TRASH EVEN BEFORE HE WAS TRASH? 456 00:22:46,542 --> 00:22:48,811 YOU CURIOUS ABOUT WHAT HE WANTED? 457 00:22:48,844 --> 00:22:50,546 I ASSUME HE WANTED ME OFF THE CASE, 458 00:22:50,580 --> 00:22:52,915 AND YOU TOLD HIM I WAS HIT IN THE HEAD AS A CHILD, 459 00:22:52,948 --> 00:22:55,851 AND YOUR MOTHER MADE YOU PROMISE TO TAKE CARE OF ME. 460 00:22:55,885 --> 00:22:57,953 HE WAS DOING WHAT HE ALWAYS DOES-- 461 00:22:57,987 --> 00:23:00,523 STICKING UP FOR THE LITTLE GUY. 462 00:23:02,057 --> 00:23:03,993 HE TOLD ME TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU, 463 00:23:04,026 --> 00:23:08,464 OR HE WOULD EXCRETE DOWN MY THROAT. 464 00:23:08,498 --> 00:23:09,298 I'M PARAPHRASING. 465 00:23:09,331 --> 00:23:11,934 SO IF HE SHOULD ASK, I WAS A GENTLEMAN, 466 00:23:11,967 --> 00:23:14,570 OR I WILL EXCRETE DOWN YOUR THROAT. 467 00:23:14,604 --> 00:23:16,806 MICROSCOPIC POLYANGIITIS FITS. 468 00:23:16,839 --> 00:23:19,609 (Taub) WE SHOULD START PLASMAPHERESIS IMMEDIATELY. 469 00:23:19,642 --> 00:23:22,211 WE NEED TO RUN AN ANCA PANEL TO CONFIRM FIRST. 470 00:23:22,244 --> 00:23:24,246 PUTTING HIM ON PLASMAPHERESIS COULD MAKE HIM BLEED OUT. 471 00:23:24,279 --> 00:23:25,815 MPA CAN PROGRESS QUICKLY. 472 00:23:25,848 --> 00:23:29,218 WE MAY NOT HAVE TIME BEFORE IT REACHES HIS LUNGS. 473 00:23:29,251 --> 00:23:30,986 I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. 474 00:23:31,020 --> 00:23:33,656 THUS CONFIRMING MY OBJECTIVITY. 475 00:23:33,689 --> 00:23:36,692 START THE TREATMENT. 476 00:23:45,535 --> 00:23:49,171 MISERABLE YET? 477 00:23:49,204 --> 00:23:53,275 HE'S POLITE, WELL-ADJUSTED, AND A STRAIGHT-A STUDENT. 478 00:23:53,308 --> 00:23:56,579 WHICH MEANS HE DOESN'T NEED YOU. 479 00:23:56,612 --> 00:23:58,581 SO WHY DON'T YOU GET OUT WHILE THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT 480 00:23:58,614 --> 00:24:00,249 IS STILL IN THE COCOON STAGE? 481 00:24:00,282 --> 00:24:01,584 I'M MAKING HIM DINNER. 482 00:24:01,617 --> 00:24:02,985 YOU DON'T MAKE AN 11-YEAR-OLD DINNER. 483 00:24:03,018 --> 00:24:06,556 YOU GIVE HIM A JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER. 484 00:24:06,589 --> 00:24:07,657 IT'LL BE FINE. 485 00:24:07,690 --> 00:24:09,959 I COULD GIVE THIS KID A QUINOA SALAD, 486 00:24:09,992 --> 00:24:12,027 AND HE WOULD EAT IT JUST TO BE NICE. 487 00:24:12,061 --> 00:24:13,963 'CAUSE HE'S A GUTLESS PLACATER, JUST LIKE HIS DAD. 488 00:24:13,996 --> 00:24:16,198 HE'S NICE. 489 00:24:16,231 --> 00:24:18,033 THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA. 490 00:24:18,067 --> 00:24:19,201 BECAUSE WE LIKE EACH OTHER? 491 00:24:19,234 --> 00:24:20,870 YES. 492 00:24:20,903 --> 00:24:22,838 'CAUSE OF THE STATEMENT "WE LIKE EACH OTHER." 493 00:24:22,872 --> 00:24:24,273 YOU'VE KNOWN HIM 25 MINUTES. 494 00:24:24,306 --> 00:24:27,076 ALL YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM IS THAT HE'D LIE ABOUT A QUINOA SALAD, 495 00:24:27,109 --> 00:24:28,544 WHATEVER THE HELL THAT IS. 496 00:24:28,578 --> 00:24:31,847 YOU'RE JEALOUS OF AN 11-YEAR-OLD 497 00:24:31,881 --> 00:24:34,049 BECAUSE YOU ARE AN 11-YEAR-OLD. 498 00:24:46,596 --> 00:24:47,563 SO TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF. 499 00:24:47,597 --> 00:24:49,765 I MEAN, YOU'RE SMART, 500 00:24:49,799 --> 00:24:51,901 YOU'RE NICE, BUT WHAT ELSE? 501 00:24:51,934 --> 00:24:54,570 I DON'T KNOW. I'M A KID. 502 00:24:56,338 --> 00:24:59,208 RIGHT. 503 00:24:59,241 --> 00:25:02,177 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? 504 00:25:02,211 --> 00:25:04,880 NOTHING. 505 00:25:07,249 --> 00:25:10,352 YOU WANT... PEANUT BUTTER? 506 00:25:10,385 --> 00:25:12,287 DO YOU HAVE PROSCIUTTO? 507 00:25:14,089 --> 00:25:15,124 YOU LIKE PROSCIUTTO? 508 00:25:15,157 --> 00:25:16,592 I'M WEIRD. NO, NO. 509 00:25:16,626 --> 00:25:18,628 I-- I LIKE IT TOO. 510 00:25:18,661 --> 00:25:20,362 I'VE GOT SOME IN THE FRIDGE. HOW ABOUT GOAT CHEESE? 511 00:25:20,395 --> 00:25:23,933 [chuckles] I LOVE GOAT CHEESE. 512 00:25:34,409 --> 00:25:36,779 I THINK THAT WAS THE BEST PIZZA I EVER HAD. 513 00:25:36,812 --> 00:25:38,981 IT WAS THE HINT OF DIJON. 514 00:25:39,014 --> 00:25:44,319 DO YOU HAVE ANY AUNTS OR UNCLES OR GRANDPARENTS? 515 00:25:44,353 --> 00:25:47,222 MY MOM GOT INTO SOME STUPID FIGHT WITH MY GRANDFATHER. 516 00:25:47,256 --> 00:25:48,390 THEY ALL KIND OF CUT US OFF. 517 00:25:48,423 --> 00:25:49,391 HMM. 518 00:25:49,424 --> 00:25:51,761 ARE YOU TALKING TO YOUR PARENTS? 519 00:25:51,794 --> 00:25:55,264 YES, AND THEY'RE GOING TO BE VERY SURPRISED 520 00:25:55,297 --> 00:25:56,999 AND EXCITED TO MEET YOU. 521 00:25:57,032 --> 00:25:58,834 THAT'S AWESOME. 522 00:25:58,868 --> 00:26:02,304 (woman over GPS) YOU HAVE ARRIVED AT YOUR DESTINATION. 523 00:26:02,337 --> 00:26:03,305 [sighs] WELL-- 524 00:26:03,338 --> 00:26:04,707 THANKS FOR THE PIZZA. 525 00:26:04,740 --> 00:26:06,742 SURE, SURE. IT WAS, UH-- 526 00:26:06,776 --> 00:26:08,778 I MEAN, IT WAS GREAT TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU AND-- 527 00:26:11,146 --> 00:26:14,149 I LOVE YOU, DAD. 528 00:26:20,790 --> 00:26:23,793 [chuckles] 529 00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:41,376 CAN'T BE EASY DOING WHAT YOU DO. 530 00:26:41,410 --> 00:26:44,747 I MEAN, DO YOU LOVE IT? 531 00:26:44,780 --> 00:26:45,815 IS IT FUN? 532 00:26:48,350 --> 00:26:51,754 I HAD MY OWN PLASTIC SURGERY PRACTICE 533 00:26:51,787 --> 00:26:53,455 MAKING LOTS OF MONEY, 534 00:26:53,488 --> 00:26:55,390 BUT I WASN'T HAPPY. 535 00:26:55,424 --> 00:26:58,427 IT WASN'T WHAT I WENT TO MED SCHOOL FOR. 536 00:27:06,235 --> 00:27:10,405 [sighs] 537 00:27:10,439 --> 00:27:15,845 EVERY WINTER MY DAD WOULD FLOOD THE BACKYARD AND MADE A RINK. 538 00:27:15,878 --> 00:27:18,447 I WAS LEMIEUX. MY LITTLE BROTHER WAS GRETZKY. 539 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,015 I WAS GOOD. 540 00:27:20,049 --> 00:27:23,185 I WON THE NDHA SCORING TITLE THREE YEARS IN A ROW. 541 00:27:23,218 --> 00:27:25,888 I KEPT GETTING BIGGER 542 00:27:25,921 --> 00:27:29,158 AND STRONGER AND BETTER... 543 00:27:29,191 --> 00:27:30,359 TILL I DIDN'T. 544 00:27:30,392 --> 00:27:33,262 MY JUNIORS COACH TOLD ME THAT, 545 00:27:33,295 --> 00:27:38,801 IF I WANTED TO STAY ON THE TEAM, THEN I'D HAVE TO USE MY SIZE. 546 00:27:38,834 --> 00:27:41,403 EVERY GAME, I GOT LESS AND LESS ICE TIME 547 00:27:41,436 --> 00:27:46,842 UNTIL IT WAS ALL FIGHTING AND NO HOCKEY. 548 00:27:50,545 --> 00:27:51,914 I, UH... 549 00:27:51,947 --> 00:27:55,717 THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON WITH MY ARMS. 550 00:27:58,854 --> 00:28:00,389 I CAN'T FEEL THEM. I-- 551 00:28:00,422 --> 00:28:02,224 DOCTOR, I CAN'T FEEL MY ARMS. 552 00:28:06,528 --> 00:28:07,897 PATIENT'S ARMS ARE NOW PARALYZED. 553 00:28:07,930 --> 00:28:09,064 ANCA PANEL WAS NEGATIVE. 554 00:28:09,098 --> 00:28:10,833 IT'S NOT MPA. 555 00:28:10,866 --> 00:28:12,134 LYME DISEASE COULD CAUSE PARALYSIS. 556 00:28:12,167 --> 00:28:14,103 IF HE WAS HUNTING, HE'D BE EXPOSED TO TICKS. 557 00:28:14,136 --> 00:28:18,007 NO TARGET RASH OR CARDIAC INVOLVEMENT. 558 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:21,410 ROOMIES WITH BENEFITS KEEPING YOU UP? 559 00:28:21,443 --> 00:28:23,779 CRIBBAGE. 560 00:28:23,813 --> 00:28:24,814 PLAYED WITH PARK'S POPO. 561 00:28:24,847 --> 00:28:27,850 IS THAT TWO SEPARATE EVENTS? 562 00:28:27,883 --> 00:28:29,284 GRANDMOTHER. 563 00:28:29,318 --> 00:28:31,220 ALS COULD EXPLAIN THE SYMPTOMS. 564 00:28:31,253 --> 00:28:32,822 SENSORY INVOLVEMENT RULES OUT ALS. 565 00:28:32,855 --> 00:28:34,189 OKAY, YEAH. THIS IS INTERESTING. 566 00:28:34,223 --> 00:28:35,825 WE'LL GET BACK TO THE PATIENT IN A SECOND. 567 00:28:35,858 --> 00:28:38,460 YOUR ISSUE IS THE SAME AS WILSON'S, EXCEPT... 568 00:28:38,493 --> 00:28:41,931 YOU'RE HAUNTED BY THE PITTER-PATTER OF TINY SKANKS. 569 00:28:41,964 --> 00:28:42,865 YOU DON'T FEEL GUILTY 570 00:28:42,898 --> 00:28:44,133 ABOUT GETTING PARK THROWN OUT OF HER HOME. 571 00:28:44,166 --> 00:28:47,569 YOU FEEL GUILTY ABOUT ALL THE WOMEN THAT YOU'VE SCREWED OVER. 572 00:28:47,602 --> 00:28:50,139 MY MOTHER NEEDS 1,000 BUCKS FOR SNOW TIRES. 573 00:28:50,172 --> 00:28:52,541 PARK'S A FRIEND. POPO'S FUN. 574 00:28:52,574 --> 00:28:55,911 PARALYSIS HAS GONE FROM HIS FACE TO HIS ARMS, 575 00:28:55,945 --> 00:28:57,579 MEANING IT'S DESCENDING, WHICH IS THE HALLMARK 576 00:28:57,612 --> 00:28:59,949 OF BOTULISM. 577 00:28:59,982 --> 00:29:03,385 SO IT WAS SOMETHING HE ATE. HOW INNOCUOUS. 578 00:29:03,418 --> 00:29:05,821 YOU'VE OVERCOME YOUR BIAS BY REVERSING IT. 579 00:29:05,855 --> 00:29:08,057 THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT BEING IN LOVE WITH A PATIENT 580 00:29:08,090 --> 00:29:10,559 IS JUST AS JUDGMENTAL AS BEING IN HATE. 581 00:29:10,592 --> 00:29:11,961 WE DIDN'T FIND ANY CONTAMINATED-- 582 00:29:11,994 --> 00:29:14,163 NO CONTAMINATED FOOD. I'M NOT AN IDIOT. 583 00:29:14,196 --> 00:29:17,166 BUT WHAT IF IT'S NOT FROM INGESTING BUT FROM INJECTING? 584 00:29:17,199 --> 00:29:19,534 HE WAS TREATED FOR INTRACTABLE MUSCLE SPASMS 585 00:29:19,568 --> 00:29:20,602 BY THE TEAM'S TRAINERS. 586 00:29:20,635 --> 00:29:23,438 SOMETIMES THEY USE BOTOX. 587 00:29:23,472 --> 00:29:24,940 WE NEED TO START THE ANTITOXIN-- 588 00:29:24,974 --> 00:29:27,076 THE ANTITOXIN COULD CAUSE ANAPHYLAXIS. 589 00:29:27,109 --> 00:29:29,011 WE NEED TO TEST FIRST TO CONFIRM. 590 00:29:29,044 --> 00:29:31,146 (House) AS IF TO PROVE MY POINT, LAST TIME YOU SAID 591 00:29:31,180 --> 00:29:32,882 THERE WASN'T ENOUGH TIME TO TEST 592 00:29:32,915 --> 00:29:34,049 PRIOR TO A MORE DANGEROUS TREATMENT. 593 00:29:34,083 --> 00:29:36,118 IT'S A DIFFERENT SITUATION, 594 00:29:36,151 --> 00:29:37,419 DIFFERENT SYMPTOM, DIFFERENT DIAGNOSIS. 595 00:29:37,452 --> 00:29:39,388 DIFFERENT EMOTION. 596 00:29:39,421 --> 00:29:42,424 GIVE HIM THE ANTITOXIN. 597 00:29:47,162 --> 00:29:48,964 ANYTHING? 598 00:29:48,998 --> 00:29:52,001 NO ADVERSE EFFECTS. 599 00:30:02,677 --> 00:30:04,346 CHASE LET ME MOVE IN WITH HIM 600 00:30:04,379 --> 00:30:05,647 TO GET AWAY FROM MY GRANDMOTHER. 601 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,017 THEN HE PRACTICALLY LET MY GRANDMOTHER 602 00:30:08,050 --> 00:30:10,019 MOVE IN WITH THE BOTH OF US. 603 00:30:10,052 --> 00:30:12,955 HE'S BEING WAY MORE THAN NICE. 604 00:30:12,988 --> 00:30:16,025 [sighs] THEN WHICH ANSWER IS IT? 605 00:30:16,058 --> 00:30:19,028 CHASE FEELS GUILTY FOR PUSHING YOU TO MOVE OUT? 606 00:30:19,061 --> 00:30:20,229 HE DIDN'T PUSH ME. 607 00:30:20,262 --> 00:30:22,264 GUILT ABOUT SKANKS? HE LOVES SKANKS. 608 00:30:22,297 --> 00:30:23,498 IT'S NOT THE OTHER OPTION. 609 00:30:23,532 --> 00:30:25,667 THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT LIKE ME. 610 00:30:25,700 --> 00:30:27,903 PEOPLE EVEN WANT TO SLEEP WITH ME. 611 00:30:27,937 --> 00:30:30,039 SOME OF THEM ARE EVEN GOOD-LOOKING. 612 00:30:30,072 --> 00:30:31,440 THAT GOOD-LOOKING? 613 00:30:36,645 --> 00:30:39,648 DID YOU SEE THAT? 614 00:30:45,587 --> 00:30:47,622 YOU'RE FEELING SOMETHING? 615 00:30:47,656 --> 00:30:49,424 YEAH. 616 00:30:52,962 --> 00:30:56,398 I COULD GIVE YOU CRAP FOR MAKING ME WAIT 11 YEARS, 617 00:30:56,431 --> 00:30:58,033 BUT INSTEAD I'M GOING TO THANK YOU 618 00:30:58,067 --> 00:31:02,137 FOR NOT MAKING ME WAIT ANOTHER 11. 619 00:31:02,171 --> 00:31:04,706 EVERY LITTLE GIRL WANTS A PONY 620 00:31:04,739 --> 00:31:06,275 TILL THEY HAVE TO CLEAN UP AFTER IT. 621 00:31:06,308 --> 00:31:07,576 YOU THINK I'M GOING TO QUIT ON THIS? 622 00:31:07,609 --> 00:31:09,945 ON AN 11-YEAR-OLD? 623 00:31:09,979 --> 00:31:10,980 THE ONLY RELATIONSHIP YOU HAVEN'T QUIT ON 624 00:31:11,013 --> 00:31:11,846 HAS BEEN WITH ME. 625 00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:14,950 HMM. A NEEDY, TRUCULENT NARCISSIST. 626 00:31:14,984 --> 00:31:18,053 I THINK IT'S BEEN PERFECT TRAINING FOR PARENTHOOD. 627 00:31:18,087 --> 00:31:20,956 THAT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE. 628 00:31:20,990 --> 00:31:24,159 THIS IS THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 629 00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:28,964 YOU SCREW THIS UP, YOU DON'T GET TO RUN AWAY. 630 00:31:28,998 --> 00:31:30,199 YOU GET TO RUIN BOTH YOUR LIVES. 631 00:31:30,232 --> 00:31:33,335 THIS IS A BIGGER RESPONSIBILITY THAN ANY YOU'VE EVER TAKEN ON 632 00:31:33,368 --> 00:31:35,604 AND SCREWED UP. 633 00:31:37,772 --> 00:31:40,976 I KNOW. 634 00:31:41,010 --> 00:31:44,013 THAT'S WHY I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT IT. 635 00:31:51,386 --> 00:31:54,189 YOU'RE REALLY HAPPIER DOING THIS THAN LOOKING AT BOOBS ALL DAY? 636 00:31:54,223 --> 00:31:57,192 LUCKILY I GET PATIENTS LIKE YOU EVERY NOW AND AGAIN 637 00:31:57,226 --> 00:31:59,394 WHO LET ME REEXPERIENCE THE JOY. 638 00:31:59,428 --> 00:32:02,031 [coughs] 639 00:32:02,064 --> 00:32:03,598 YOU KNOW, THE BEST PART OF MY DAY IS WHEN I'M SITTING 640 00:32:03,632 --> 00:32:07,402 IN THAT PENALTY BOX AFTER I BEAT SOMEONE UP. 641 00:32:07,436 --> 00:32:11,040 THAT'S THE ONLY TIME I KNOW I'M SAFE. 642 00:32:11,073 --> 00:32:12,441 THINK LEMIEUX EVER FELT THAT WAY? 643 00:32:12,474 --> 00:32:14,176 [chuckles] I'M NOT GOING BACK. 644 00:32:14,209 --> 00:32:15,210 TO HOCKEY? 645 00:32:15,244 --> 00:32:16,611 TO ENFORCING... 646 00:32:16,645 --> 00:32:18,613 WHATEVER THAT COSTS. 647 00:32:20,415 --> 00:32:22,217 GOOD FOR YOU. 648 00:32:22,251 --> 00:32:23,518 OOH! 649 00:32:23,552 --> 00:32:26,088 FIRST GOAL FOR THE POCKET ROCKET. 650 00:32:26,121 --> 00:32:28,023 [panting] 651 00:32:28,057 --> 00:32:30,792 BOBBY? 652 00:32:30,825 --> 00:32:32,027 [machine beeping quickly] 653 00:32:32,061 --> 00:32:33,395 WE NEED A TEAM IN HERE! 654 00:32:39,501 --> 00:32:41,103 HE'S COMPLETELY PARALYZED, 655 00:32:41,136 --> 00:32:44,139 AND HE TESTED NEGATIVE FOR BOTULISM. 656 00:32:48,177 --> 00:32:51,313 I AM NOW ACCEPTING LONG SHOTS. 657 00:32:51,346 --> 00:32:52,781 POLIO. 658 00:32:52,814 --> 00:32:54,483 SOME KIDS WERE NEVER VACCINATED. 659 00:32:54,516 --> 00:32:56,418 UNLESS THEY PLAYED SPORTS ALL THEIR LIVES 660 00:32:56,451 --> 00:32:58,153 AND HAD TWO PHYSICALS A YEAR. 661 00:32:58,187 --> 00:33:00,055 HOW ABOUT MLD? 662 00:33:00,089 --> 00:33:01,090 THAT'S A BAD FIT. 663 00:33:01,123 --> 00:33:04,326 I SAY THAT NOT BECAUSE THERE'S NO TREATMENT FOR MLD 664 00:33:04,359 --> 00:33:05,560 BUT BECAUSE IT'S A BAD FIT. 665 00:33:05,594 --> 00:33:06,795 HIS COGNITIVE ABILITIES ARE UNAFFECTED. 666 00:33:06,828 --> 00:33:10,132 PRION DISEASE COULD EXPLAIN THE WAXING AND WANING SYMPTOMS. 667 00:33:10,165 --> 00:33:11,600 THE TEST FOR PRIONS IS A BRAIN BIOPSY. 668 00:33:11,633 --> 00:33:14,069 GIVEN HIS HISTORY, THERE'S GOT TO BE BRAIN SWELLING. 669 00:33:14,103 --> 00:33:16,105 WE CAN'T RISK DRILLING INTO HIS SKULL. 670 00:33:16,138 --> 00:33:18,173 PRETTY SURE WE CAN. 671 00:33:18,207 --> 00:33:20,642 WE ALSO COULD KEEP TALKING UNTIL WE CAN FIND 672 00:33:20,675 --> 00:33:22,311 AN ANSWER WE ALL CAN AGREE ON. 673 00:33:22,344 --> 00:33:23,778 ALL OF US? 674 00:33:23,812 --> 00:33:26,181 THOSE WHO LOVE HIM, THOSE WHO HATE HIM, 675 00:33:26,215 --> 00:33:28,383 THOSE WHO DON'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT HIM OR YOU-- 676 00:33:28,417 --> 00:33:30,352 OR I COULD JUST DISCUSS IT ON MY OWN WITH FOREMAN. 677 00:33:30,385 --> 00:33:33,588 HE'S NOT YOUR FRIEND. I GET IT. 678 00:33:33,622 --> 00:33:35,090 HE'S A PATIENT. I'M NOT-- 679 00:33:35,124 --> 00:33:37,459 HE NEVER HAD YOUR BACK. 680 00:33:39,194 --> 00:33:43,865 HE DIDN'T INSIST THAT I APOLOGIZE TO YOU. 681 00:33:43,898 --> 00:33:46,468 HE ASKED ME TO TAKE YOU OFF THE CASE. 682 00:33:53,742 --> 00:33:56,145 BIOPSY HIS BRAIN. 683 00:34:02,817 --> 00:34:04,186 HEY, DAD. 684 00:34:04,219 --> 00:34:06,121 HEY. 685 00:34:06,155 --> 00:34:07,489 SORRY I'M LATE. 686 00:34:07,522 --> 00:34:09,124 GOT IN A FIGHT WITH MY MOM. 687 00:34:09,158 --> 00:34:10,259 SHE'S SUCH A TOOL. 688 00:34:10,292 --> 00:34:11,826 I'M SURE SHE MEANS WELL. 689 00:34:11,860 --> 00:34:13,795 SHE WANTS TO OPEN A RESERVE IN COSTA RICA 690 00:34:13,828 --> 00:34:17,766 FOR RESCUED BIRDS OF PREY. 691 00:34:17,799 --> 00:34:19,501 BUT HOW SERIOUS IS SHE? 692 00:34:19,534 --> 00:34:24,906 FROM MY RECOLLECTION, SHE USED TO TALK ABOUT DOING A LOT-- 693 00:34:24,939 --> 00:34:27,409 YEAH, BUT SHE BOUGHT PLANE TICKETS FOR MONDAY. 694 00:34:32,181 --> 00:34:36,218 WELL, COSTA RICA IS BEAUTIFUL. 695 00:34:36,251 --> 00:34:38,320 AND THE SCHOOLS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE GREAT. 696 00:34:38,353 --> 00:34:39,521 OH, I'M NOT GOING. 697 00:34:39,554 --> 00:34:41,156 IT'S HER STUPID DREAM, NOT MINE. 698 00:34:41,190 --> 00:34:45,126 THEN WHAT WILL YOU DO? 699 00:34:48,530 --> 00:34:49,664 UH... 700 00:34:49,698 --> 00:34:55,270 I-I THOUGHT MAYBE I COULD, UH... 701 00:34:55,304 --> 00:34:58,240 MAYBE I COULD STAY WITH YOU? 702 00:34:58,273 --> 00:35:00,775 UH, Y-YOUR PLACE IS ONLY 3 MILES AWAY FROM MY SCHOOL. 703 00:35:00,809 --> 00:35:02,211 I COULD BUS IT EVERY DAY. 704 00:35:02,244 --> 00:35:03,445 AND I DO MY OWN LAUNDRY. 705 00:35:03,478 --> 00:35:04,879 I KEEP MY ROOM TIDY. 706 00:35:04,913 --> 00:35:08,250 DUNCAN, TH-THIS-- 707 00:35:08,283 --> 00:35:11,286 [sighs] THIS IS VERY SUDDEN. 708 00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:14,389 I KNOW. 709 00:35:14,423 --> 00:35:17,392 I'M SORRY. 710 00:35:19,361 --> 00:35:24,333 PLEASE DON'T SEND ME TO THE JUNGLE. 711 00:35:29,971 --> 00:35:34,175 IF IT'S OKAY WITH YOUR MOTHER, IT'S OKAY WITH ME. 712 00:35:44,819 --> 00:35:48,323 TAKE ME OFF THE CASE. 713 00:35:48,357 --> 00:35:51,260 I'VE OBVIOUSLY COMPLETELY LOST MY OBJECTIVITY. 714 00:35:51,293 --> 00:35:54,296 I'M NOT HELPING, I'M NOT EVEN NEUTRAL. 715 00:35:54,329 --> 00:35:57,266 AGREED. 716 00:35:57,299 --> 00:35:59,234 SO WHY SHOULDN'T I TAKE YOU OFF ALL MY CASES? 717 00:35:59,268 --> 00:36:02,337 BECAUSE YOU WERE RIGHT. I HATE BULLIES. 718 00:36:02,371 --> 00:36:04,306 YOU WORK FOR ME. 719 00:36:04,339 --> 00:36:05,540 YOU'RE NOT A BULLY. 720 00:36:05,574 --> 00:36:07,542 PRETTY SURE I AM, DICKWAD. 721 00:36:07,576 --> 00:36:08,877 I'VE KNOWN A LOT OF BULLIES-- 722 00:36:08,910 --> 00:36:10,379 PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T LIKE ME BECAUSE I'M SHORT, 723 00:36:10,412 --> 00:36:11,380 PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T LIKE ME BECAUSE I'M JEWISH-- 724 00:36:11,413 --> 00:36:12,347 YEAH, I GET IT. 725 00:36:12,381 --> 00:36:13,582 THERE'S A LONG LIST OF REASONS NOT TO LIKE YOU. 726 00:36:13,615 --> 00:36:17,386 YOU RELENTLESSLY MOCK, BUT IT'S NOT FOR SELF-AGGRANDIZEMENT. 727 00:36:17,419 --> 00:36:21,290 IT'S BECAUSE IDEAS ARE BIGGER THAN FEELINGS. 728 00:36:22,724 --> 00:36:24,359 AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE. 729 00:36:24,393 --> 00:36:28,863 I ALSO THOUGHT YOU HAD THE SIDE EFFECT OF DESENSITIZING ME. 730 00:36:33,802 --> 00:36:36,671 YOU LITTLE HEBE. 731 00:36:36,705 --> 00:36:40,809 HERE'S SOME IDEAS FOR YOU. YOU SCREWED UP. 732 00:36:40,842 --> 00:36:43,445 YOU KEPT ON SCREWING UP. EVERYTHING YOU SAID IS TRUE, 733 00:36:43,478 --> 00:36:47,416 EXCEPT... 734 00:36:47,449 --> 00:36:50,352 IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU WALK AWAY. 735 00:36:50,385 --> 00:36:53,388 YOU JUST LEARN TO TRUST NOTHING. 736 00:36:53,422 --> 00:36:55,924 EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU FEEL, 737 00:36:55,957 --> 00:36:59,428 EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW. 738 00:36:59,461 --> 00:37:00,629 QUESTION EVERY CALL, 739 00:37:00,662 --> 00:37:03,665 PLAY THROUGH EVERY WHISTLE. 740 00:37:07,836 --> 00:37:10,505 I JUST HAD A LIGHT BULB. 741 00:37:10,539 --> 00:37:12,507 MAYBE. 742 00:37:12,541 --> 00:37:14,343 YOU CAN TRUST LIGHT BULBS. 743 00:37:24,085 --> 00:37:25,720 STOP. 744 00:37:25,754 --> 00:37:27,756 IT'S NOT PRIONS. 745 00:37:27,789 --> 00:37:28,657 EPSTEIN-BARR GAVE HIM MONO. 746 00:37:28,690 --> 00:37:31,059 IT ALSO GAVE HIM MILLER FISHER SYNDROME. 747 00:37:31,092 --> 00:37:33,362 THE PLASMAPHERESIS PLAYED THROUGH THE WHISTLE. 748 00:37:33,395 --> 00:37:35,797 WE GAVE IT TO HIM FOR MPA, 749 00:37:35,830 --> 00:37:37,432 BUT WHEN HE GOT WORSE, WE TOOK HIM OFF. 750 00:37:37,466 --> 00:37:39,834 WHEN HE GOT BETTER, WE THOUGHT IT WAS THE ANTITOXIN. 751 00:37:39,868 --> 00:37:42,604 BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY THE PLASMAPHERESIS STILL WORKING. 752 00:37:42,637 --> 00:37:46,475 WE HAD THE RIGHT TREATMENT, JUST THE WRONG DIAGNOSIS. 753 00:37:46,508 --> 00:37:49,578 IT WAS MY METAPHOR THAT SOLVED THE CASE. 754 00:37:49,611 --> 00:37:53,081 PUT HIM BACK ON PLASMAPHERESIS. HE'LL BE FINE. 755 00:37:53,114 --> 00:37:55,650 NICE SAVE. 756 00:37:55,684 --> 00:37:58,019 DIDN'T QUITE MAKE UP FOR BEING A SIEVE THE REST OF THE GAME. 757 00:37:58,052 --> 00:37:59,688 [door opens] 758 00:38:01,590 --> 00:38:04,593 [door opens] 759 00:38:07,796 --> 00:38:10,432 EX-GIRLFRIEND'S BABY AGAIN? 760 00:38:12,401 --> 00:38:14,936 HIS MOTHER IS MOVING TO COSTA RICA. 761 00:38:14,969 --> 00:38:17,105 HE ASKED IF HE COULD MOVE IN WITH ME. 762 00:38:17,138 --> 00:38:21,376 [laughs] AND I SAID YES. 763 00:38:26,114 --> 00:38:31,420 WELL, IT'S ONLY SIX OR SEVEN YEARS. 764 00:38:31,453 --> 00:38:34,122 UNLESS HE CAN'T GET INTO COLLEGE, IN WHICH CASE, 765 00:38:34,155 --> 00:38:35,690 IT'S MORE A MATTER OF YOUR LIFE EXPECTANCY. 766 00:38:35,724 --> 00:38:37,392 I SAID YES, 767 00:38:37,426 --> 00:38:39,394 KNOWING I'M NOT REMOTELY READY FOR THAT, 768 00:38:39,428 --> 00:38:42,697 KNOWING HE'S NOT READY TO BE SEPARATED FROM HIS MOTHER. 769 00:38:42,731 --> 00:38:45,500 THIS ISN'T THE ACT OF A MATURE, RATIONAL ADULT. 770 00:38:45,534 --> 00:38:48,503 I-- 771 00:38:48,537 --> 00:38:51,706 I CAN'T DO THIS, HOUSE. 772 00:38:51,740 --> 00:38:54,743 YOU WERE RIGHT. 773 00:38:57,579 --> 00:38:59,180 I HAVE AN IDEA... 774 00:38:59,213 --> 00:39:01,550 THAT CAN MAKE THIS ENTIRE PROBLEM GO AWAY. 775 00:39:01,583 --> 00:39:03,184 YES, I REALLY WANT TO HEAR 776 00:39:03,217 --> 00:39:05,086 YOUR CLEVER LATE-TERM ABORTION JOKE. 777 00:39:05,119 --> 00:39:06,888 YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING. 778 00:39:06,921 --> 00:39:08,457 THIS IS LIFE. IT'S REAL. 779 00:39:08,490 --> 00:39:12,727 IT DOESN'T JUST GO AWAY. 780 00:39:12,761 --> 00:39:13,828 [sighs] 781 00:39:16,665 --> 00:39:19,668 NONE OF THAT IS TRUE. 782 00:39:22,604 --> 00:39:23,572 HEY. 783 00:39:23,605 --> 00:39:25,874 DUNCAN. 784 00:39:25,907 --> 00:39:30,011 ACTUALLY... WENDEL. 785 00:39:30,044 --> 00:39:33,548 ONE "L." 786 00:39:33,582 --> 00:39:34,616 IF YOU'RE GOING TO GET PISSY, 787 00:39:34,649 --> 00:39:39,488 REMEMBER, IT WAS HOUSE'S IDEA. 788 00:39:42,791 --> 00:39:44,158 YOU'RE AN ACTOR? 789 00:39:44,192 --> 00:39:48,463 FIVE COMMERCIALS AND A RECURRING ON DAYS OF OUR LIVES. 790 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:55,937 YOU WERE REGRETTING NOT HAVING KIDS, SO I GAVE YOU ONE... 791 00:39:55,970 --> 00:39:59,140 THEREBY RENDERING YOU REGRET-FREE. 792 00:39:59,173 --> 00:40:00,609 IT'S A PRICELESS GIFT. 793 00:40:00,642 --> 00:40:02,076 GET OUT. WELL, IT'S NOT PRICELESS 794 00:40:02,110 --> 00:40:03,978 'CAUSE HE CHARGES SAG MINIMUM. 795 00:40:04,012 --> 00:40:05,847 GET OUT! 796 00:40:08,550 --> 00:40:10,552 CHILLAX, DAD. 797 00:40:10,585 --> 00:40:13,087 CAN YOU DO AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT? 798 00:40:22,897 --> 00:40:24,966 [laughs] 799 00:40:27,569 --> 00:40:28,537 [sighs] 800 00:40:38,613 --> 00:40:42,050 I JUST GOT THE CALL. 801 00:40:42,083 --> 00:40:45,987 THREE-YEAR DEAL. $2.1 MILLION. 802 00:40:53,928 --> 00:40:58,967 WHAT ABOUT THE FLOODED BACKYARD AND PRETENDING TO BE LEMIEUX? 803 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,670 THAT'S WHY I TOOK IT. 804 00:41:01,703 --> 00:41:04,539 AFTER ALL I DID TO GET HERE, 805 00:41:04,573 --> 00:41:07,609 HALF A DREAM IS BETTER THAN NOTHING. 806 00:41:09,578 --> 00:41:13,582 MAYBE MY NEW COACH WILL SEE WHAT MY JUNIORS COACH DIDN'T. 807 00:41:16,618 --> 00:41:19,621 THAT'D BE NICE. 808 00:41:41,643 --> 00:41:43,845 I'M NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU. 809 00:41:43,878 --> 00:41:47,582 THAT'S A SHAME. 810 00:41:52,621 --> 00:41:53,688 THIS IS ABOUT POPO. 811 00:41:53,722 --> 00:41:58,827 SHE'S NOT SLEEPING WITH ME EITHER, RIGHT? 812 00:41:58,860 --> 00:42:00,328 YOU WERE JEALOUS OF ME. 813 00:42:00,361 --> 00:42:03,564 MY FAMILY. 814 00:42:10,271 --> 00:42:14,575 MAYBE YOU'VE GOT TOO MUCH, AND I'VE GOT TOO LITTLE. 815 00:42:22,150 --> 00:42:24,218 I MIGHT SLEEP WITH YOU AFTER ALL. 816 00:42:24,252 --> 00:42:27,288 [Lee Dorsey's Everything I Do Gonh Be Funky] 817 00:42:27,321 --> 00:42:32,627 * 818 00:42:32,661 --> 00:42:34,729 * EVERYTHING I DO 819 00:42:34,763 --> 00:42:36,998 * GON' BE FUNKY 820 00:42:37,031 --> 00:42:38,733 * FROM NOW ON 821 00:42:38,767 --> 00:42:40,034 * YEAH 822 00:42:40,068 --> 00:42:41,369 * EVERYTHING I DO 823 00:42:41,402 --> 00:42:43,972 * GON' BE F-FUNKY 824 00:42:44,005 --> 00:42:46,107 * FROM NOW ON 825 00:42:46,140 --> 00:42:47,976 * I HAVE TO BE MYSELF 826 00:42:48,009 --> 00:42:50,044 * AND DO MY THING 827 00:42:50,078 --> 00:42:52,747 * A LITTLE SOUL CAN'T DO NO HARM * 828 00:42:52,781 --> 00:42:53,915 * YEAH 829 00:42:53,948 --> 00:42:56,084 * EVERYTHING I DO GON' BE FUNKY * 830 00:42:56,117 --> 00:42:58,687 THE WOMAN THAT I CALLED-- THAT WAS REALLY BETH? 831 00:42:58,720 --> 00:43:01,389 FOUND HER ON FACEBOOK. 832 00:43:01,422 --> 00:43:02,857 HOW MUCH DID SHE CHARGE? 833 00:43:02,891 --> 00:43:05,694 NOTHING. SHE'S STILL PISSED AT YOU. 834 00:43:05,727 --> 00:43:07,696 * FROM NOW ON, YEAH * 835 00:43:07,729 --> 00:43:08,830 PASS THE BACON. 836 00:43:08,863 --> 00:43:11,199 I THOUGHT YOU LIKED PROSCIUTTO. 837 00:43:11,232 --> 00:43:13,234 NOBODY LIKES PROSCIUTTO. 838 00:43:13,267 --> 00:43:16,204 * YEAH 839 00:43:16,237 --> 00:43:18,272 * UH 58978

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