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[calm music playing]
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-[gasps and screams]
-[tense music playing]
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-[tires screeching]
-[car thuds]
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-[heroic music playing]
-[Supergirl grunts]
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Pay attention, motorist!
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Look both ways
before crossing a street.
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[Kara exclaims]
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[alarm ringing]
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[thief panting]
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Whoa!
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-[thief exclaims]
-These, do not belong to you!
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-[thief] Heh?
-No.
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-[gun clacks]
-[teller gasps]
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It's time
to let these people go.
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Guys... I don't think...
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[robbers exclaim]
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[goon 1] Let's get out of here!
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-[Kara grunts]
-Oh, that's uh...
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one way to do it.
Good job, Kara.
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[opening theme music playing]
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[music ends]
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-[triumphant music playing]
-[Jimmy] Whoo!
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Look around, kids.
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Soon, this Superfest
will be alive!
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With the kind of Super energy
only Super-fans can provide.
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Oh! I am also excited.
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I am ready to astonish
the public
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with my feats of strength!
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And, I will also encourage
people to call me...
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Power Woman!
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[laughs] Good luck with that.
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[Kara sighs disappointedly]
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How will you spend
the day, Kal-El?
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Well, after I introduce you
to your public,
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I'm going to enjoy the con,
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as mild-mannered attendee,
Clark Kent.
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Kara, may I have that
small box, please?
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Oh, it is my pleasure,
Jimmy Flamebird.
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[soft music playing]
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-[music ends]
-[Jimmy clears throat]
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And, I'm gonna make sure we all
stay connected...
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-[Lois grunts]
-with these.
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Flamebird watches?
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Custom bird watches
that let us radio Superman
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for help anytime, anywhere.
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Jimmy, are these
really necessary?
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My dear Lois,
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when have we been to a gala,
an event, or conference
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that didn't get attacked
by super-villains?
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They're definitely necessary.
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Oh [laughs whimsically]
I am most thankful
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for this token
of your affection, Jimmy.
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[laughs nervously] Oh, no, no.
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These are for all my...
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[voice breaks] closest,
yet platonic friends!
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Hey! You have a real shot
with Kara
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and you are blowing it!
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Lois, I will call Clark.
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I get it, she's Supergirl
and you're...
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-well.
-Thanks.
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But she cares about you
and you're going to hurt her.
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Listen, I'm not gonna trap Kara
in a relationship with me
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when we both know it won't last.
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-[yells] Nobody knows that!
-[Jimmy sighs]
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Kara spent her whole life
in a cage,
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she deserves a real shot
at what the world has to offer.
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To find out
what makes her happy.
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And what if that's you, Jimmy.
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Look, I have this under control.
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No one's feelings will be hurt.
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No relationships
will be complicated.
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Everything is fine
the way it is.
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-[Lois] But Jimmy...
-Hey, look! We're here.
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[mumbles] Oh, gosh, he just
never listens to me, but okay.
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[Clark] "Flamebird presents,
Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen "?
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Yep! Action-packed comics
inspired by true events.
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The Birdwatchers will love 'em.
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[Clark] Uh, a lot of creative
license here, Jimmy.
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That's what sells, Clark.
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As you know,
I have grown accustomed
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[slyly] to a certain lifestyle,
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[normally] and this is gonna
put me back on top!
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There's always money in comics!
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[cash register dings,
coins clatter]
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Today's gonna be great!
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Jimmy, I'm the villain!
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Why am I the villain
in this comic?
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And what's with the teeth?
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It's just marketing, Lois.
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Everybody likes
a enemies-to-lovers story.
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And our metrics show that
Superman's girl-frenemy:
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Lois Lane
will be a surefire hit!
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[sighs] I shouldn't even
be here today.
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Why do I have to write
a puff piece on Superfest
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when there are real stories
to tackle?
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-Nonsense, Lois Lane.
-[Lois shrieks]
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Cat Grant, Daily Planet.
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-We know who you are.
-We work with you, Cat.
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Oh, darling.
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I begged Perry to assign you
this convention beat.
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What? Why?
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The name "Lois Lane"
means something.
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My dear, no one knows Superman
like you do.
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You'll find a story,
just like you always do.
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[laughs boisterously]
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[sighs]
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Well, let's see what's out here.
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[softly] That could be a story.
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-[Clark exclaims]
-Come on, Clark.
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[indistinct chatter]
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-[Lois groans]
-[camera clicks]
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[Clark] Aw, Lois.
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Look at this tractor.
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It's just like the one
on the farm.
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Ha, that's great, Clark,
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but we don't have time
for miniatures, right now.
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My story's getting away.
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You mean that kindly old man
in the cabbie hat?
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[Lois scoffs] "Kindly old man"?
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Do you have any idea
who that is?
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I dunno. Oh!
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That's Winslow Schott.
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A.K.A. The guy
who tried to murder me
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and my dad
with an explosive teddy bear!
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An explosive teddy bear, Clark!
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He may look like
an ordinary toy merchant
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but he's up to something.
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And I'm sure
you'll figure it out, uh,
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in the meantime, I have to go
introduce the guest of honor.
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Just don't do anything too, uh,
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extreme, Lois.
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Me? [chuckles]
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[fan laughing]
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Love your look, bro.
Hey say, "Cheese."
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Cheese?
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[cameras flashing]
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-I can arrange these.
-[Jimmy shrieks]
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illustrated documents
for you, Jimmy.
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Uh, no, thanks. I'm... I'm good.
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Then, teach me how to operate
the Earth currency dispenser?
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I can cover that, Kara.
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Then, I will...
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acquire hot dogs.
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Uh...
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-[Jimmy shrieks]
-Jimmy. Supergirl.
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You two sure do spend
a lot of time together.
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Care to comment, lovebirds?
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We're not lovebirds.
We're not any kind of birds.
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Maybe Flamebirds.
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Know what, Kara? Let's do
a couple, uh...
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Two, single hot dogs.
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Of course.
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I know what
you're thinking, Cat.
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But you are wrong.
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We're just two, single hot dogs.
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-Look, Jimmy Flamebird.
-[Jimmy yells]
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I brought our favorite
characters from.
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Challengers of the Unknown.
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Just like our couples' costume.
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Do you remember? From Halloween?
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I do.
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-Uh?
-Huh?
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[Jimmy whines]
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Nothing between you two, huh?
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[laughs boisterously]
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Jimmy, may I speak
with you, candidly?
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Sure. Absolutely.
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You may not have noticed, but...
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I feel romantic affection
for you.
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I want you to be my mate.
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Uh, the way Kal-El
and Lois are mates.
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Kara, I care about you too.
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But there's a whole world
out there.
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Clark. Kal-El,
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had a chance to see that world
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before becoming Lois' uh, mate.
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And you haven't.
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I do not understand, Jimmy.
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What if there's something,
someone, better for you?
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Someone who could
make you happier.
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This is such an important
decision about your future.
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Are you sure you've seen enough
to make it?
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Are you...
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Are you saying that...
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[man over pa system]
All attendees.
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The "Supergirl panel palooza"
is about to begin in Hall S.
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All right, Guest of Honor.
Ready for your big debut?
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Go, get 'em... Pal.
[laughs nervously]
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[Jimmy groans]
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All right, remember, we do this
quick, easy and quiet.
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-[woman] Nyet, boys.
-[goon 1 groans]
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[woman] Let us have some fun.
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[alarm ringing]
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What are you doing?
I said "quiet".
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The last thing we need
is fight with Superman.
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To fight with Superman
is exactly what I want.
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-[woman cackles]
-[car alarms beep]
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If you want to be highest paid
muscle in Metropolis,
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and I do,
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you must prove you can party
with Man of Steel.
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[audience cheering]
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[upbeat entrance music playing]
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It is my pleasure to introduce
your guest of honor,
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and my cousin, Kara Zor-El,
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Supergirl of Metropolis!
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-[all cheering]
-[fan 1] Supergirl!
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-[fan 2] Yay! We love you.
-[fan 3] Whoo!
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All right, Birdwatchers,
time for the main event.
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[distant rumbling,
alarm ringing yelling]
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Whoop, sorry to duck out, folks.
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But, uh, duty calls.
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-[audience exclaiming]
-What a "super" guy, right?
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And how lucky are we
to have you here, Supergirl?
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I'm sure our adoring audience
has questions for you, too.
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So, for the first question,
let's go to...
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Me, Cat Grant.
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[audience groan
in disappointment]
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Tell me, darling,
what's your sign?
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I'm told it is your letter "S".
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[audience laughing]
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[laughs] Delightful!
Next question...
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Let's go to...
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Oh, back to me.
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[audience groan
in disappointment]
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What's your secret to such
luminous, dewy skin?
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I wash it.
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[audience laughing]
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[Cat laughs boisterously]
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Oh, you scamp!
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To be youthful and carefree!
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Guys, didn't we already
do this today?
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Huh? [exclaims]
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What in the wor...
[sigh] What's happening?
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They call me the Whip!
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Is about time
you showed up, handsome!
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Miss, I don't want
to hurt you...
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Ooh, but I would like you
to try.
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[strains, groans]
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You brought kryptonite...
to A bank robbery?
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Always bring best candy
to party, my little umbrella.
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Especially party with strong,
American man. [laughs]
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Besides, kryptonite is easy
to get now.
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Robots leave it all over city.
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And I am oh-so-happy to share.
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[girl giggles]
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-Hi there, Win.
-[Winslow exclaims]
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Invent any dangerous, new
novelty weapons lately?
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You know, anything that might
detonate or explode?
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I'm sorry, Miss,
but do... do I know you?
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[Lois scoffs]
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Are you kidding me?
You tried to kill me!
252
00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:08,585
Oh! Yes. Sam Lane's girl.
253
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:12,255
If you don't mind,
please lower your voice.
254
00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:14,841
Your family already
destroyed my life...
255
00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,885
I destroyed your life?
256
00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:20,930
I'm just a normal toy merchant
running a normal business.
257
00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:22,265
You sure about that?
258
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:25,435
Now, can you please just
leave me in peace.
259
00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:27,187
To share the joy of toys
260
00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:28,730
-with others?
-[boy giggles]
261
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,276
No.
262
00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:36,738
Supergirl, you are
incredibly charming...
263
00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:38,072
Thank you.
264
00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:40,742
But let's face the elephant
in the room.
265
00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:42,619
May I pet the elephant?
266
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:47,081
Metropolis doesn't really need
two superheroes, does it?
267
00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:48,165
I...
268
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:50,126
I do not know.
269
00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:52,962
I mean, there must be something
unique about you,
270
00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:55,340
something Superman doesn't have?
271
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,301
I...
272
00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,803
What exactly do you bring
to the table, Supergirl?
273
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:03,890
I... I think...
274
00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:06,517
That person has something
to say.
275
00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:12,607
You, with the hand. Speak.
276
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:17,779
Um. Supergirl's special
because she's brave.
277
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:20,657
You are a warrior.
278
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,660
I like how Superman protects us,
279
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,788
But I love how you fight for us.
280
00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:31,334
I... I wish I was
as brave as you.
281
00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:36,005
Aw. Adorable. And what's
your name, mousy girl?
282
00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:38,925
I'm Jessica. Jessica Cruz.
283
00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,219
Thank you, Jessica.
284
00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:42,845
Brilliant! So...
285
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:47,684
What's next for Earth's one
and only "Warrior Supergirl"?
286
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:57,485
I need to make an important
decision about my future.
287
00:12:57,568 --> 00:13:01,072
So I invite any and all
eligible Earthling suitors
288
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:03,741
to meet me at my booth
after the interview.
289
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:06,411
[audience cheering]
290
00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:07,495
What?
291
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:12,542
[laughs nervously] What?
292
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,502
[Superman grunts]
293
00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:16,838
-[The Whip grunts]
-[Superman groans]
294
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:19,382
Ahh, Superman!
295
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:22,385
You are oh so cute
when you suffer.
296
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,637
[sighs] What's your plan here?
297
00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:26,430
I have great plan.
298
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,016
First, ruin your day,
299
00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:31,311
then become highest paid muscle
in town. Just like you!
300
00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:33,980
I don't get paid for this!
301
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:36,482
You do this for free?
302
00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:39,235
That is just sad, honey.
303
00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:42,405
Never give away what people
will happily pay for.
304
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:44,073
-Huh?
-[The Whip strains]
305
00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:45,408
[Superman groans]
306
00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:49,120
Not... interested...
in your... career advice!
307
00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:53,583
Too bad that
I am interested in you!
308
00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:56,127
[dramatic music playing]
309
00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:58,212
[device beeps slowly]
310
00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:07,972
Hi, Supergirl.
Could I get your autograph?
311
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:09,766
-It's for my boyfriend.
-Of course.
312
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,810
You look like my friend Jimmy,
but stronger.
313
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:14,270
[doppelganger chuckles]
314
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,189
[whispers] Get away from her,
Muscle Jimmy.
315
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:18,274
[normally] I knew she'd find
someone better.
316
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,902
I didn't know she'd do it today!
317
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:22,904
Ugh, this is a disaster.
318
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:25,365
[Lex] No. This is.
319
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:28,618
[groans] Who drew this, James?
320
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:32,955
[tuts disapprovingly] I never
appreciate a slender frame.
321
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,915
Why are you even here, Lex?
322
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:37,168
You know, I'm so glad you asked.
323
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:38,961
Like you, James,
324
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:40,963
I am an entrepreneur
on a mission.
325
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:44,092
Always on the lookout
for innovative opportunities
326
00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:45,259
[exhales sharply]
327
00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:48,930
And I have found
an exceptional one.
328
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,016
Stop by the presentation today.
329
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,976
You'll love
what we have to offer.
330
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,312
[Jimmy grunts]
331
00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:59,357
I... I'm telling you
that I am reformed.
332
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:02,318
And I'm telling you
that I don't believe you.
333
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,487
I do this for a living,
you know...
334
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:05,988
[mutters] Making a mess?
335
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:07,782
Finding the truth.
336
00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:09,992
Ms. Lane, can we not do this?
337
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:12,495
You're frightening
the customers.
338
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:13,955
[suspenseful music playing]
339
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,206
[explosion]
340
00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:17,583
Wait! I knew
you were hiding something!
341
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,836
-Hey, that's mine!
-Get down! Everyone!
342
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,964
This bear is filled with
dangerous, explosive...
343
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:24,924
[grunts] ...fluff?
344
00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:27,093
[gasps]
345
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,929
[crying]
346
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:32,223
What kind of monster are you?
347
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,977
-[growl, scary music playing]
-[Lois] Oh, no!
348
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,354
I am Villian Lois.
349
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,774
I will always pick you...
350
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,861
[nervous groans]
351
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:48,906
Oh... This is perfectly
symmetrical! I love it.
352
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:55,413
A force field!
But how will you escape?
353
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,540
Wow! Interesting.
354
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,876
[groans] He's capturing
her heart
355
00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:01,919
inside his invisible prison!
356
00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:04,046
Cut it out, Jimmy!
You need to stop being...
357
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:05,506
Pining for the one who got away?
358
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:06,590
[Jimmy shrieks]
359
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:08,426
[exhales] Stop doing that, Cat!
360
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:10,261
Jimmy Olsen, how do you feel
361
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:12,555
about Supergirl's
many new admirers?
362
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:14,223
Will you fight
for her affections?
363
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,225
Is your heart heavy with regret?
364
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:18,227
[sighs] I told you, Cat.
365
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,062
Kara's Supergirl.
366
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,689
[laughs]
367
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:22,899
And I'm...
368
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,776
-[laughs]
-[Jimmy] Just Superman's pal.
369
00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,197
[cash register dings]
370
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:32,492
Your low income
is real turnoff, Superman!
371
00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:35,161
I am not discussing
my personal finances
372
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,246
with a super-villain! [grunts]
373
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,664
Oh, too bad.
374
00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:40,583
I enjoy to get personal.
375
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:43,669
-[Superman groans]
-But now... I finish you.
376
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:47,173
-[The Whip laughs]
-[device beeping lowly]
377
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:53,387
[grunts]
378
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:54,889
Nyet!
379
00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:58,643
The party's over.
380
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:03,564
But why leave when fun is just
beginning, Superman?
381
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:06,483
Uh, no thanks.
That was more than enough.
382
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,819
[stammers] Have a nice day.
383
00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:11,781
-[soft music]
-[sighs] I love him.
384
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:21,540
Whoa, Clark. Are you okay?
385
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:24,126
Uh, being Superman is...
386
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,795
It's harder than it,
than it used to be.
387
00:17:25,877 --> 00:17:27,380
It's much... It's much harder.
388
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,132
Well, if it's any consolation,
they love you in here.
389
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:31,467
I guess that's uh...
390
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:32,593
[Lois] I said I was sorry!
391
00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:33,970
What more do you want me to do?
392
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:37,056
[mother] You ruined
my daughter's bear!
393
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:40,101
[groans] Excuse me, Jimmy.
I'll be right back.
394
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,436
-[sobbing]
-Here you go.
395
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,313
[sniffles]
396
00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:46,774
-Oh...
-[Teddy squeaks]
397
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:50,820
Please allow me to pay for that
and the damaged one, too.
398
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,863
This should uh, cover it.
399
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:56,117
Why, thank you. [chuckles]
400
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:58,995
Ooh, and I'd love one of these
for myself.
401
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,371
Ooh, and this, too, please.
402
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:04,041
And we are so sorry,
[clears throat] right?
403
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,961
Look, Winslow, I'm sorry...
404
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:09,505
[rocket whirring]
405
00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,007
[gunfire]
406
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,090
[bullets clattering]
407
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:14,969
Sorry I didn't realize
408
00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:18,556
you were just an unremarkable,
old tinkerer.
409
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:21,475
-Uh, Lois?
-I overestimated you.
410
00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:25,354
There's no way a harmless
little toy-man like yourself
411
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,023
could make bear bombs
412
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:29,942
or invent incredible weapons
no one has ever dreamed of.
413
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:33,195
I was so caught up in our past
and getting a story
414
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,655
that I failed to see
415
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:38,326
how you could never be
a threat to anyone...
416
00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:40,036
ever!
417
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,705
Oh. [grumbles] That's it!
418
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:46,542
[grunts] How's this
for a threat?!
419
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:49,295
[machine whirring, thudding]
420
00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:53,591
[rousing music playing]
421
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:11,984
[Winslow] Who's the Toyman now,
Lois Lane?
422
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:15,071
Ah-ha! I knew it!
423
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,864
Uh. Really wish you didn't.
424
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:21,118
-[woman screams]
-[music continues]
425
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:28,834
Ah!
426
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,586
I can't believe
I do this for free...
427
00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:34,799
[intense music playing]
428
00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:53,526
[dramatic music playing]
429
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:54,652
What?
430
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,989
Friends! [laughs]
431
00:19:59,073 --> 00:20:02,952
You've gathered here today
to celebrate heroes.
432
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:04,620
As you should!
433
00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:08,958
We have a homegrown
American hero right here,
434
00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:12,753
Captain Hank Henshaw!
435
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,339
Captain Henshaw was shot down
436
00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:18,968
defending Metropolis during
last year's alien invasion.
437
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:21,971
But my human ingenuity
and his iron will
438
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:24,724
brought him back
stronger than ever.
439
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,981
[Cyborg Superman grunting]
440
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,784
[Lex] With Captain Hank Henshaw
on our side,
441
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:38,404
we don't need to rely on
the mercy of violent aliens
442
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:40,156
to keep us safe.
443
00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:43,075
-[Cyborg Superman yells]
-[Winslow yells]
444
00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:44,869
[Cyborg Superman grunts]
445
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:49,123
[Lex] We have the power.
446
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:54,879
Need a blurb for The Planet,
Ms. Lane?
447
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:59,884
Why, Hank? What is this about?
448
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:03,596
It's about taking back
humanity's future, Lois.
449
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:11,645
Kal-el, is Lex afraid of us
because I have been...
450
00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:14,815
-bad?
-No.
451
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:17,067
They were afraid of me
when I arrived too.
452
00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:18,527
But things change.
453
00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:21,322
If we keep doing what's right,
it'll work out.
454
00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:25,075
What I want to know is how did
Lex get Hank Henshaw
455
00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:27,328
to be his own personal Superman?
456
00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:30,164
I mean, if it gets ugly,
there's always real Superman
457
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:33,209
and Supergirl
to stop him, right?
458
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,503
[pensive music playing]
459
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,047
How do you feel, Hank?
460
00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:40,966
[Hank] Today went
even better than planned.
461
00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:42,885
Who knew that washed-up Winslow
462
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,888
would give us the perfect
chance to show off your skills?
463
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:47,181
[machine beeping, whirring]
464
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:50,226
[sighs] We're another
step closer
465
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:53,979
to winning the hearts and minds
of Metropolis, Hank.
466
00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:58,484
And one step closer to saving
the world from Superman.
467
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,988
[theme music playing]
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