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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,557 --> 00:00:25,759 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS., INC. 2 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:47,535 YOU GUYS IN A GANG OR SOMETHING? 3 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:52,640 WE HAVE GONE OVER YOUR TEST RESULTS. 4 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:54,842 THEY'RE ADEQUATE, NOT EXCEPTIONAL. 5 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:56,644 YOUR MARINE RECORD HELPS, 6 00:02:56,644 --> 00:02:59,046 BUT YOU'VE GOT TO UNDERSTAND SOMETHING. 7 00:02:59,046 --> 00:03:02,216 YOU'RE APPLYING TO THE HIGHEST LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY 8 00:03:02,216 --> 00:03:03,617 IN THIS COUNTRY. 9 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:06,854 THERE ARE LAW SCHOOL GRADUATES OUT THERE, 10 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:08,121 PHI BETA KAPPAS. 11 00:03:08,121 --> 00:03:11,058 I'VE GOT GUYS THAT SPEAK RUSSIAN, GERMAN, JAPANESE, 12 00:03:11,058 --> 00:03:15,863 AND SOME OF THEM ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE FBI. 13 00:03:17,265 --> 00:03:20,000 WE'RE REQUIRED TO ADMIT SOME WOMEN 14 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,135 INTO OUR TRAINING ACADEMY. 15 00:03:22,135 --> 00:03:24,838 WE'LL GIVE YOU A FAIR SHOT, 16 00:03:24,838 --> 00:03:26,274 BUT QUITE FRANKLY, 17 00:03:26,274 --> 00:03:29,477 I DON'T THINK YOU'VE GOT A PRAYER. 18 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:12,920 UH! 19 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,322 OH, SORRY. 20 00:04:14,322 --> 00:04:15,923 I'M OK. 21 00:04:18,526 --> 00:04:19,327 UH! 22 00:04:19,327 --> 00:04:20,928 OH, I'M SORRY. 23 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:22,863 NO. IT WAS MY FAULT. 24 00:04:22,863 --> 00:04:23,864 OH! OW! 25 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:25,333 SORRY. 26 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:27,100 I'M SORRY. 27 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,303 NO, NO. YOU STAY UP. 28 00:04:29,303 --> 00:04:31,939 I'LL GO DOWN. YOU STAY UP. 29 00:04:34,342 --> 00:04:35,343 THANKS. 30 00:04:35,343 --> 00:04:36,944 DON'T MENTION IT. 31 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:40,548 OH! 32 00:04:40,548 --> 00:04:41,349 UH! 33 00:04:41,349 --> 00:04:42,350 SORRY. 34 00:04:42,350 --> 00:04:44,284 I NEEDED THAT. 35 00:04:58,899 --> 00:04:59,900 HI. 36 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:01,369 HOW'S IT GOING? 37 00:05:01,369 --> 00:05:03,571 BE RIGHT WITH YOU. 38 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:16,984 HI. 39 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:20,153 JANICE ZUCKERMAN. HOW YOU DOING? 40 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:23,123 ELLIE DeWITT. NICE TO MEET YOU. 41 00:05:23,123 --> 00:05:25,926 IS THIS A DOG OR A PIG? 42 00:05:25,926 --> 00:05:28,996 DO YOU WANT HELP WITH YOUR OTHER STUFF? 43 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:30,998 THIS IS MY STUFF. 44 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:31,799 OH. 45 00:05:31,799 --> 00:05:34,802 YOU WANT TO GO GRAB A BEER? 46 00:05:34,802 --> 00:05:37,805 WE HAVE CONSTITUTIONAL LAW APPLIED TO LAW ENFORCEMENT 47 00:05:37,805 --> 00:05:40,408 IN TWO HOURS TAUGHT BY HUPPERMAN, 48 00:05:40,408 --> 00:05:41,809 SPECIAL PROSECUTOR, ABSCAM. 49 00:05:41,809 --> 00:05:44,412 WROTE TWO BOOKS ON THE CONSTITUTION. 50 00:05:44,412 --> 00:05:46,414 I'M FINISHING HIS SECOND BOOK. 51 00:05:46,414 --> 00:05:48,582 IT'S ONLY THE FIRST DAY. 52 00:05:48,582 --> 00:05:51,485 WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO? 53 00:05:56,424 --> 00:05:58,025 I'M SORRY. 54 00:05:58,025 --> 00:05:59,026 OK. 55 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:00,428 YOU WIN. 56 00:06:00,428 --> 00:06:02,830 WE'LL DO IT YOUR WAY, OK? 57 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:05,633 YOU CAN ASK ME THREE QUESTIONS. 58 00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:06,434 OK. 59 00:06:06,434 --> 00:06:07,901 THANKS. 60 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:10,037 WHERE ARE YOU FROM? 61 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:12,039 NEW YORK. SINGLE. 29. 62 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:13,841 NO BROTHERS. NO SISTERS. 63 00:06:13,841 --> 00:06:15,843 GRADUATED AMHERST. ECONOMICS. '81. 64 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:17,445 COLUMBIA. ANTHROPOLOGY. '83. 65 00:06:17,445 --> 00:06:18,846 SMITH. 66 00:06:18,846 --> 00:06:21,348 PUBLIC AFFAIRS IN POSTDOCTORAL WORK. 67 00:06:21,348 --> 00:06:23,350 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME? 68 00:06:23,350 --> 00:06:24,452 THANKS. 69 00:06:24,452 --> 00:06:27,054 WHERE DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL? 70 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:29,022 YOU WOULDN'T KNOW IT. 71 00:06:29,022 --> 00:06:30,157 TRY. 72 00:06:30,157 --> 00:06:32,225 TULLAHOMA COLLEGE. PART-TIME STUDIES PROGRAM. 73 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:34,628 YOU'RE RIGHT. NEXT QUESTION. 74 00:06:34,628 --> 00:06:36,930 YOU GO TO MOVIES? 75 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:37,865 YEAH. 76 00:06:37,865 --> 00:06:40,067 JOHN FORD'S GRAPES OF WRATH. 77 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:41,301 AUTHOR, V.S. NAIPAUL. 78 00:06:41,301 --> 00:06:44,071 PAINTING, THE CONVERSION OF ST. PAUL 79 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:45,473 BY CARAVAGGIO. 80 00:06:45,473 --> 00:06:47,074 MUSIC, ROLLING STONES. 81 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:48,476 THE ROLLING STONES? 82 00:06:48,476 --> 00:06:50,077 LAST QUESTION! 83 00:06:51,879 --> 00:06:54,214 ARE YOU ALWAYS THIS UPTIGHT? 84 00:06:54,214 --> 00:06:56,617 EXCUSE ME? 85 00:06:56,617 --> 00:06:59,487 WE'LL BE BUNKING TOGETHER FOR 16 WEEKS. 86 00:06:59,487 --> 00:07:01,889 AM I LIVING WITH A PECKERHEAD, 87 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:04,458 OR SOMEONE WHO CAN BE QUASI-NORMAL? 88 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:06,494 I'M NOT A PECKERHEAD. 89 00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:07,895 I'M QUASI-NORMAL, 90 00:07:07,895 --> 00:07:11,164 EXCEPT UNDER CONDITIONS OF EXTREME ACADEMIC STRESS. 91 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:15,503 GOTCHA. 92 00:07:15,503 --> 00:07:18,872 OK. WELL, THANKS. IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. 93 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:20,107 THANKS. 94 00:07:21,509 --> 00:07:22,910 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 95 00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:25,312 IF THE SUBJECT ISN'T ARMED, 96 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:26,980 YOU SHOULD CUFF HIM 97 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:29,517 USING NOTHING BUT THE PROPER ATTITUDE. 98 00:07:29,517 --> 00:07:31,919 WE'RE HERE TO TEACH YOU THAT. 99 00:07:31,919 --> 00:07:35,455 I'LL NEED A VOLUNTEER. HOW ABOUT YOU? 100 00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:37,090 ME? 101 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:38,358 YES. 102 00:07:38,358 --> 00:07:40,393 OH, YEAH. NO PROBLEM. 103 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:41,595 GOOD. 104 00:07:42,663 --> 00:07:45,265 NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 105 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:47,635 THE STANDING WRIST LOCK. 106 00:07:47,635 --> 00:07:50,203 FBI. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. 107 00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:51,438 SPREAD 'EM. 108 00:07:51,438 --> 00:07:54,508 LEFT HAND UP IN THE AIR. HIGHER. 109 00:07:57,277 --> 00:07:58,979 OW! 110 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:00,113 "OW" IS RIGHT. 111 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:03,450 YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE THE SUSPECT FEELS PAIN. 112 00:08:03,450 --> 00:08:06,520 LET HIM KNOW HE'S UNDER ARREST. 113 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:09,489 AT ALL TIMES, MY GUN WAS UNUSED. 114 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:14,094 MY BODY WAS POSITIONED WITH MY GUN AWAY FROM THE SUSPECT. 115 00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:18,231 KILLING YOU WITH YOUR GUN WOULD SUIT HIM JUST FINE. 116 00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:20,901 THANK YOU. 117 00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:24,304 THANK YOU. 118 00:08:24,304 --> 00:08:25,906 THAT'S OK. 119 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:26,840 SEE, 120 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,842 THE KEY HERE-- ATTITUDE. 121 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:30,611 DOMINATE THE SITUATION. 122 00:08:30,611 --> 00:08:32,445 LET'S TRY IT. 123 00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:34,615 ARRESTING OFFICERS, IDENTIFY YOURSELVES, 124 00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:37,050 AND, SUSPECTS, RESIST A LITTLE. 125 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:38,719 MAKE IT REAL. 126 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:40,721 BUDDY, YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF. 127 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:43,724 I THINK THESE GIRLS ARE PRETTY TOUGH... 128 00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:45,726 ESPECIALLY YOURS. 129 00:08:45,726 --> 00:08:47,728 FBI. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. 130 00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:50,063 HANDS UP. FACE THE WALL. 131 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:51,064 WHAT? 132 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:52,132 FBI. 133 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:53,634 NEED ANY HELP? 134 00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:57,537 ARE WE DONE YET? 135 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:06,146 EXCUSE ME. 136 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:08,749 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY SUSPECT. 137 00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:10,751 IF I'M YOUR SUSPECT, 138 00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:13,553 HOW COME I'M NOT ARRESTED YET? 139 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:17,557 OH! 140 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:27,167 OK, YOU'RE ARRESTED. YOU HAPPY NOW? 141 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:28,035 DeWITT. 142 00:09:28,035 --> 00:09:30,037 YOU FAILED TO IDENTIFY YOURSELF. 143 00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:33,974 YOU'RE AN FBI AGENT. GET IT RIGHT NEXT TIME. 144 00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:35,375 YES, SIR. 145 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:37,978 PRACTICE...A LOT. 146 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:44,584 THERE'S ONLY ONE PROPER WAY 147 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:47,955 TO CONDUCT A CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION IN THE UNITED STATES. 148 00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:51,725 WE HAVE A DOCUMENT WHICH SETS OUT THIS WAY. 149 00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:53,093 MR. GRAHAM, 150 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:55,796 WHAT'S THE NAME OF THIS DOCUMENT? 151 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:57,364 THE CONSTITUTION, SIR. 152 00:09:57,364 --> 00:10:01,601 YOU MEAN THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA? 153 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,136 YES, SIR. 154 00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:04,237 THANKS. 155 00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:07,007 THE FBI IS OUR HIGHEST LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY. 156 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:10,543 WE DO NOT VIOLATE THE CONSTITUTION EVER. 157 00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:12,079 QUESTION. WITHIN THE CONSTITUTION, 158 00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:15,683 IS THERE A SPECIFIC AMENDMENT THAT PROTECTS AMERICANS 159 00:10:15,683 --> 00:10:18,018 FROM UNREASONABLE SEARCH AND SEIZURE? 160 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:19,419 MR. BUTZ. 161 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:21,154 THE FOURTH AMENDMENT ST-- 162 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:22,322 CORRECT. 163 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:24,958 QUESTION. WHAT IS REQUIRED OF A FEDERAL OFFICER 164 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:28,561 BEFORE ISSUING A WARRANT FOR SEARCH OR SEIZURE? 165 00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:30,163 MS. DeWITT. 166 00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:35,302 UH...SUSPICION? 167 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:37,304 I BEG YOUR PARDON. 168 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:39,840 SUSPICION OF EVIDENCE ON THE PREMISES? 169 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:42,142 HAVE YOU READ MY BOOKS? 170 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:44,712 NOT YET, SIR. 171 00:10:44,712 --> 00:10:46,646 SIT DOWN, DeWITT. 172 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,451 MS. ZUCKERMAN, 173 00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:53,253 CAN YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION? 174 00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:55,255 FEDERAL OFFICERS DON'T ISSUE WARRANTS. 175 00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:58,258 THE CONSTITUTION REQUIRES THAT A FEDERAL OFFICER 176 00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:00,861 OBTAIN A SEARCH OR SEIZURE WARRANT 177 00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:04,131 FROM A FEDERAL JUDGE ONLY AFTER SHOWING CAUSE. 178 00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:05,766 THANK YOU. 179 00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:08,936 MS. DeWITT, 180 00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:11,138 THE FBI ADMITS 40 TRAINEES 181 00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:13,606 INTO EACH AGENTS TRAINING PROGRAM. 182 00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:16,076 LAST SESSION, NINE GRADUATED. 183 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:17,778 31 DIDN'T. 184 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:20,680 FOR EVERY TRAINEE THAT BECOMES AN AGENT, 185 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:24,151 THERE ARE THREE OTHERS WHO BECOME ENCYCLOPEDIA SALESPERSONS 186 00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:28,455 OR TELEPHONE REPAIRPERSONS OR PERHAPS BEAUTICIANS. 187 00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:32,893 DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR? 188 00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:38,098 YES, SIR. 189 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:04,324 NOW, ON MY SIGNAL, YOU WILL TURN AROUND, 190 00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:06,259 STEP FORWARD, 191 00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:08,528 GRIP THE BAR, 192 00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:10,530 AND HANG MOTIONLESS. 193 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:11,731 BEGIN. 194 00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:17,337 THIS IS USEFUL. 195 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:20,673 YOU'LL RAISE YOUR CHIN ABOVE THE BAR. 196 00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:22,142 RIGHT. 197 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:23,877 BEGIN. 198 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,550 IF YOU CAN'T CONTINUE, 199 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:33,386 JUST SIT DOWN ON THE MAT. 200 00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:35,755 ADD THREE MORE. 201 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:38,158 UH! 202 00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,764 GIVE ME TWO MORE, PLEASE. 203 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:54,774 NOW GIVE ME TWO MORE, PLEASE. 204 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,318 THAT'S ENOUGH. 205 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:07,154 [WHISTLE] 206 00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:09,156 I SAID THAT'S ENOUGH. 207 00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:16,763 I'M SPECIAL AGENT BILL BELECKI, 208 00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:18,165 DIRECTOR OF TRAINING. 209 00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:21,168 YOU'VE BEEN PUT THROUGH A SERIES OF EXERCISES 210 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:24,537 DESIGNED TO ESTABLISH YOUR FIRST LEVEL OF FUNCTIONING. 211 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:26,406 WE EXPECT IMPROVEMENT. 212 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:30,177 IF YOU SCORED LOW, WE EXPECT LOTS OF IMPROVEMENT. 213 00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:33,380 IF YOU SCORED HIGH, WE EXPECT GREATER IMPROVEMENT. 214 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:37,184 ANY ONE OF YOU WHO FAILS TO IMPROVE SIGNIFICANTLY 215 00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:39,252 WILL BE CUT FROM TRAINING. 216 00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:41,788 YOUR NEXT EVALUATION'S IN THREE DAYS. 217 00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:47,527 GENTLEMEN...LADIES, WELCOME TO THE FBI. 218 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,602 "WHERE SAME PERSON OR UNLAWFUL OBJECT 219 00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:57,804 "COMMITS AN ACT THAT IS KNOWN OR SHOULD BE KNOWN 220 00:13:57,804 --> 00:14:00,407 "TO BE LIKELY TO CAUSE DEATH 221 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:01,942 "OR BODILY HARM, 222 00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:03,343 "NOTWITHSTANDING 223 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,413 "THAT SAME PERSON DESIRES TO AFFECT SAME OBJECT 224 00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:09,950 WITH OR WITHOUT CAUSING DEATH OR BODILY HARM." 225 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:13,220 NOW, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 226 00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,588 IT COMES. JUST GET INTO IT. 227 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:18,225 ZUCKERMAN, WE'RE FORMING A STUDY GROUP 228 00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:20,127 OF SIX INDIVIDUAL FOCUS AREAS. 229 00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:22,529 WE MEET NIGHTLY FOR INFORMATION SHARING. 230 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:26,466 ONCE A WEEK, ONE OF US LEADS A SEMINAR. 231 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:27,467 INTERESTED? 232 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:28,701 WHO ARE YOU? 233 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,237 HOWARD BUTZ. MIT. HI. 234 00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:31,838 ARE YOU INTERESTED? 235 00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:34,107 WHO ARE THE OTHERS? 236 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:36,209 LET'S SEE... BICKERSTAFF AND PARKER. 237 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:39,846 BICKERSTAFF, THE BLACK GUY, HAS A Ph.D. IN CRIMINOLOGY. 238 00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:42,749 PARKER WAS A LAWYER FOR MERRILL LYNCH, 239 00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:44,817 AND BRENT SHEPHERD. 240 00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:46,853 HE'S A DUKE GRADUATE. 241 00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:48,956 HIS DAD'S AN FBI AGENT. 242 00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:51,458 HE'S CUTE. DO YOU THINK HE'S... 243 00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:53,126 CUTE? 244 00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,362 NO. OK, I'LL JOIN. 245 00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:56,596 GREAT. 246 00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:59,399 OUR FIRST MEETING IS TOMORROW NIGHT AFTER DINNER. 247 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:02,169 I'D LIKE TO JOIN THE STUDY GROUP, TOO. 248 00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:06,473 WELL, YOU SEE, IT'S GOING TO BE KIND OF ADVANCED. 249 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:07,774 THE OTHERS MIGHT-- 250 00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:10,143 YOU SAID YOU NEEDED SIX. 251 00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:12,479 OK. 252 00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:16,916 I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 253 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,885 I'LL ASK ONE MORE TIME. 254 00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:21,854 WE KNOW YOUR SON WAS IN ST. LOUIS. 255 00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:24,591 WE THINK HE ROBBED THE BANK. 256 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,293 WHERE IS HE NOW? 257 00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:29,296 HAS HE CONTACTED YOU? HAS HE CALLED YOU? 258 00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:31,864 IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK? 259 00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:34,901 WHEN DID YOU SAY THE ROBBERY WAS? 260 00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:36,903 MAY 21st BETWEEN 2:24-- 261 00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:38,505 [BANG! BANG!] 262 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,308 YOU'RE BOTH DEAD. 263 00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:43,910 ZUCKERMAN, THE SECOND AGENT 264 00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:46,646 ALWAYS SECURES THE PERIMETER. 265 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,681 IF A SUBJECT GETS AWAY, 266 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,783 YOU WILL WIND UP DEAD. 267 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,220 DeWITT, DON'T EVER LET THE SUBJECT 268 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:56,489 SEE YOU FLUSTERED. YOUR ATTITUDE SHOULD BE DOMINANCE. 269 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:59,759 YOU'RE A FEDERAL AGENT. YOU KNOW MORE THAN HIM. 270 00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:02,929 IF HE SEES HE'S GETTING TO YOU, 271 00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:04,331 HE'S IN CONTROL. 272 00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:08,001 GIVE ME SOMEBODY ELSE DOWN HERE. PARKER. BUTZ. 273 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:11,538 NEXT. 274 00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,140 COME ON, PAL. 275 00:16:58,718 --> 00:16:59,719 HUP. 276 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:00,720 HUP. 277 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:01,721 HUP. 278 00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:02,889 HUP. 279 00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:03,890 HUP. 280 00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,325 HUP. 281 00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:06,859 HUP. 282 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,328 HUP. 283 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:09,396 HUP. 284 00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:16,869 ARGH! 285 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,338 AAH! 286 00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:20,740 AAH! 287 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,275 AAH! 288 00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:25,278 FBI. FREEZE! 289 00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:27,347 FBI, SCUMBALL. FREEZE! 290 00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:31,484 FBI. FREEZE...SCUMBALL. 291 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,088 FBI. 292 00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,426 DON'T TRY IT, PAL, 293 00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:42,028 OR I'LL BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT... 294 00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:43,630 BOTH OF THEM. 295 00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:48,168 80% OF AN FBI AGENT'S JOB IS TALKING TO PEOPLE. 296 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:50,370 SOME LIE. SOME TELL THE TRUTH. 297 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:53,072 HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN SOMEONE'S LYING? 298 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,108 DOES HE AVOID EYE CONTACT 299 00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:57,043 OR LOOK AT YOU SIDEWAYS? 300 00:17:57,043 --> 00:18:02,249 DOES HE KEEP HIS HANDS IN HIS POCKETS LIKE HE'S HIDING SOMETHING? 301 00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:03,950 WATCH HIS EYES. 302 00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:06,653 LET ME SHOW YOU ABOUT EYE CONTACT. 303 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:08,721 WE'LL CONDUCT AN INTERVIEW HERE. 304 00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:09,856 MR. GRAHAM, 305 00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:11,858 YOU CAN BE MY SUBJECT. 306 00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:13,460 YES, SIR. 307 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:17,864 HAVE A SEAT RIGHT HERE, MR. GRAHAM. 308 00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,466 THANK YOU, SIR. 309 00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:24,871 MR. GRAHAM, HAVE YOU EVER USED ILLEGAL DRUGS 310 00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:26,273 FOR RECREATIONAL PURPOSES? 311 00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:27,874 EYES TILTED UP. 312 00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,876 HE'S THINKING ABOUT IT... 313 00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:31,678 BUT IF THE ANSWER'S NO, 314 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:34,281 IT'S TOO LATE TO BE CONVINCING. 315 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:38,050 THANK YOU, MR. GRAHAM. RETURN TO YOUR SEAT. 316 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,853 I'LL SEE THAT AND RAISE YOU FIVE. 317 00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:43,890 I'M IN. 318 00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:46,893 I'M IN. 319 00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:48,161 YEAH. 320 00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:50,497 OK. READ 'EM AND WEEP. 321 00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:51,898 FULL BOAT. 322 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:54,767 IS ANYBODY HUNGRY? 323 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:56,035 OH, YEAH. 324 00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:57,970 LET'S GET SOME PIZZA. 325 00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,272 TWO. 326 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:02,342 TWO? THAT'S NOT ENOUGH. I CAN EAT TWO MYSELF. 327 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,110 YOU'RE GOING TO EAT TWO? 328 00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:06,045 I WAS PIZZA-EATING CHAMPION. 329 00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:08,047 I COULD EAT THAT MUCH. 330 00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:09,115 SURE. 331 00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:11,418 I'VE GOT AN ELASTIC STOMACH. 332 00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:13,586 I COULD EAT THREE PIZZAS. 333 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:14,921 THREE? 334 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,256 YEAH. 335 00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:19,626 CARE TO PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS? 336 00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:22,362 AFOREMENTIONED TOPPINGS MUST REMAIN ON SLICES. 337 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:24,331 ALL SLICES MUST BE EATEN 338 00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:27,534 UNTIL NO CHEESE IS VISIBLE ON THE CRUST. 339 00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:29,969 READY. GO! 340 00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:32,405 THERE YOU GO. IT SMELLS GOOD. 341 00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:34,541 DO IT. DO IT. 342 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:35,508 YEAH. 343 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,510 YOU'RE REALLY GOING NOW. 344 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:41,047 GET IT DOWN! GET IT DOWN! 345 00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:42,048 YEAH! 346 00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:43,816 COME ON, PARKER. 347 00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:45,218 GO! GO! GO! 348 00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:46,853 COME ON, PARKER. 349 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:49,356 YOU'VE GOT IT. COME ON. 350 00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:51,090 COME ON, PARKER. 351 00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:53,260 GET IT DOWN. COME ON. 352 00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:57,597 YOU GOT HER ON THE RUN. 353 00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,966 GO! GO! GO! 354 00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:01,468 ALL RIGHT. YEAH. 355 00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:04,136 THERE IT IS. COME ON. 356 00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:05,137 OK. 357 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:06,373 LET'S DO IT. 358 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,974 YOU'LL DO IT. 359 00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:11,311 YEAH. THAT'S IT. DIVE IN. 360 00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:12,945 COME ON, PARKER. 361 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,213 MMM. 362 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:17,384 I JUST HOPE THIS STUFF'S COOKED PROPERLY. 363 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,386 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 364 00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:22,789 IF THE PEPPERONI'S NOT COOKED LONG ENOUGH, 365 00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:26,626 THERE'S THESE MICROSCOPIC INSECTS AND STUFF. 366 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:27,794 GO AHEAD. 367 00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:30,797 YEAH. I READ THAT THEY'RE TINY LITTLE WORMS 368 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:34,133 THAT INFEST SHIPS IMPORTING FOOD FROM EUROPE. 369 00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:36,168 I HEARD ABOUT THAT. 370 00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:37,837 KEEP EATING. 371 00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,171 WHAT'S THAT? 372 00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:40,873 YOU KNOW THE WORST PART? 373 00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:44,143 THEY LAY EGGS IN YOUR INTESTINAL TRACT. 374 00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:45,978 SOON, NEW ONES ARE HATCHING 375 00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,414 BY THE THOUSANDS. 376 00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:49,015 JANICE. WE'RE EATING. 377 00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:50,950 WONDER WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE... 378 00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:52,819 YOUR WHOLE STOMACH CHURNING 379 00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:55,855 WITH THOUSANDS OF WIGGLY LITTLE WORM EGGS. 380 00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:09,135 DISQUALIFIED! 381 00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:11,871 WE WON! AH! 382 00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:13,272 GREAT, ELLIE. 383 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,974 DON'T SHAKE ME. 384 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:15,975 SORRY. 385 00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:18,244 WHO IS THAT? 386 00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:20,913 I THINK IT'S O'SULLIVAN. 387 00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:21,914 NO. 388 00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:23,650 IT'S FLAGLER. 389 00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:25,985 HE DID OK. 390 00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:29,322 DID YOU HEAR ABOUT FLAGER AND LEWENDOWSKI? 391 00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:30,790 THEY'RE BOTH OUT. 392 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:33,192 HATCHET FALLS. 393 00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:36,128 WE NEED COFFEE, SOAP FOR DRY SKIN, 394 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:40,333 KLEENEX, LOOSE-LEAF PAPER, PAPER TOWELS, TRAIL MIX, GRANOLA BARS, 395 00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:41,734 LICORICE, POPCORN-- 396 00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:44,937 PUT DOWN PAPER CLIPS, THOSE COLORED ONES. 397 00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:46,739 I WANT MY OWN STAPLER, 398 00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:49,942 AND ONE OF THOSE ACCORDION THINGS YOU GOT. 399 00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:51,344 A FILE ORGANIZER. 400 00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:53,746 YEAH. I NEED ONE OF THOSE. 401 00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:56,749 JANICE, IT'S 9:30. WE BETTER GET GOING. 402 00:21:56,749 --> 00:22:00,353 I KNOW ONE THING WE COULD GET FOR YOU... 403 00:22:00,353 --> 00:22:01,954 YOUR OWN GUN. 404 00:22:01,954 --> 00:22:03,155 MY OWN GUN? 405 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:06,759 LIKE YOUR OWN BOWLING BALL. YOU FORM A RELATIONSHIP. 406 00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:09,696 I'M GOING TO FORM A RELATIONSHIP WITH IT? 407 00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:12,298 WHO KNOWS WHEN WE'LL SHOP AGAIN. 408 00:22:12,298 --> 00:22:14,300 DON'T YOU NEED A PERMIT? 409 00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:15,468 YES. 410 00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:18,004 YOU'RE THE BROADS FROM THE FBI, RIGHT? 411 00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:21,307 DiMAZZIO SAYS YOU NEED SOMETHING FOR TARGET PRACTICE. 412 00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:23,710 YEAH. IT'S FOR MY PARTNER HERE. 413 00:22:23,710 --> 00:22:25,912 WE'RE THINKING ABOUT A 9 MILLIMETER. 414 00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:29,315 MAYBE A SIG SAUER 226, BERETTA 9. 415 00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:30,917 DOUBLE ACTION OR SINGLE ACTION? 416 00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:32,318 DOUBLE OR SINGLE? 417 00:22:32,318 --> 00:22:34,320 WHATEVER. YOU KNOW MY TASTES. 418 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:35,922 DOUBLE ACTION. 419 00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:38,290 OK, MISS FBI. 420 00:22:38,290 --> 00:22:40,326 HOW ABOUT A CZ-75? 421 00:22:40,326 --> 00:22:42,929 I SHOT A 3-INCH GROUP-- 422 00:22:42,929 --> 00:22:43,930 OW! 423 00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:45,498 WITH THIS BABY. 424 00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:47,934 NO SIGHT WORK, NOTHIN'. 425 00:22:50,637 --> 00:22:52,739 WILLY, IT'S FOR MY PARTNER, 426 00:22:52,739 --> 00:22:56,342 AND SHE'S GOING TO USE IT FOR TARGET PRACTICE, 427 00:22:56,342 --> 00:22:59,145 BUT LATER SHE'LL USE IT IN THE FIELD. 428 00:22:59,145 --> 00:23:03,349 IT'S GOT TO HAVE A 15-SHOT CAPACITY AND ADJUSTABLE SIGHTS. 429 00:23:03,349 --> 00:23:06,352 IT'S GOT TO HANDLE THE SILVERTIP AMMO, 430 00:23:06,352 --> 00:23:08,755 BUT IT'S ALSO GOT TO HANDLE 431 00:23:08,755 --> 00:23:11,758 THE STEEL JACKETED STUFF WITH THE BLACK TIPS. 432 00:23:11,758 --> 00:23:16,162 ONE DAY, SHE MAY HAVE TO SHOOT THROUGH A STEEL DOOR. 433 00:23:16,162 --> 00:23:19,632 I'D LIKE HER TO HAVE THOSE IN HER HANDBAG. 434 00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:23,035 YOU WANT THE SIG, DON'T YOU? 435 00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:23,936 YEAH. 436 00:23:23,936 --> 00:23:27,173 YEAH. WELL, I GOT A COUPLE OF 'EM, 437 00:23:27,173 --> 00:23:30,777 BUT I NORMALLY SAVE THEM FOR MY S.W.A.T. GUYS. 438 00:23:30,777 --> 00:23:35,181 YEAH? AND WHAT ARE WE, THE PTL CLUB? 439 00:23:35,181 --> 00:23:37,183 OK, OK. GEEZ. 440 00:23:38,785 --> 00:23:42,388 THIS ONE HERE'S GOT A 6-INCH BARSTOW BARREL, 441 00:23:42,388 --> 00:23:44,657 AN ACM-2 COMPENSATOR. 442 00:23:44,657 --> 00:23:46,993 YOU WANT THE TRITIUM NIGHT SIGHT? 443 00:23:46,993 --> 00:23:49,762 IT'S ANOTHER 400 IN CHANGE...INSTALLED. 444 00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:52,799 HOW MUCH FOR WHAT'S IN THE BOX? 445 00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:57,003 WELL, I GUESS I COULD DISCOUNT IT A LITTLE... 446 00:23:57,003 --> 00:23:58,771 FOR THE FBI. 447 00:24:00,206 --> 00:24:04,010 I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. THIS WILL IMPROVE MY SHOOTING. 448 00:24:04,010 --> 00:24:05,211 I TOLD YOU. 449 00:24:05,211 --> 00:24:08,414 IT'S LIKE STARTING A RELATIONSHIP WITH A GUY. 450 00:24:08,414 --> 00:24:12,418 NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU'LL BE LYING IN BED 451 00:24:12,418 --> 00:24:14,521 DREAMING ABOUT TARGET PRACTICE. 452 00:24:16,222 --> 00:24:19,692 DID YOU NOTICE THAT TRUCK PARKED ACROSS THE STREET? 453 00:24:19,692 --> 00:24:22,028 THE BREAD TRUCK? NO. 454 00:24:22,028 --> 00:24:23,329 WE SHOULD GO. 455 00:24:23,329 --> 00:24:26,866 WE MEET BUTZ AT 5:00 TO REVIEW INVESTIGATIVE DETENTION. 456 00:24:26,866 --> 00:24:30,036 WHAT DO YOU THINK IT'S DOING THERE? 457 00:24:30,036 --> 00:24:31,237 THE BREAD TRUCK? 458 00:24:31,237 --> 00:24:34,440 I'LL TAKE A WILD GUESS. DELIVERING BREAD? 459 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:35,842 ANYTHING ELSE? 460 00:24:35,842 --> 00:24:37,844 JUST THE CHECK, PLEASE. 461 00:24:37,844 --> 00:24:40,847 YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES 462 00:24:40,847 --> 00:24:42,849 WITH THE MOTOR RUNNING, 463 00:24:42,849 --> 00:24:45,451 AND THERE'S NO BREAD STORE AROUND. 464 00:24:45,451 --> 00:24:47,453 THERE'S A REAL ESTATE OFFICE, 465 00:24:47,453 --> 00:24:49,889 AN EMPTY BUILDING, AND A BANK. 466 00:24:49,889 --> 00:24:52,458 SO, MAYBE THE DRIVER STOPPED 467 00:24:52,458 --> 00:24:54,661 TO CASH A CHECK. 468 00:24:56,062 --> 00:24:57,463 EXCUSE ME, MA'AM. 469 00:24:57,463 --> 00:25:00,466 HOW LATE DOES THAT BANK STAY OPEN TILL? 470 00:25:00,466 --> 00:25:02,068 CLOSE AT 3:00. 471 00:25:02,068 --> 00:25:03,670 THANK YOU. 472 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:09,341 GIVE ME YOUR GUN. 473 00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:11,477 YOU KNOW, WE COULD BE 474 00:25:11,477 --> 00:25:12,879 SERIOUSLY OVERREACTING HERE. 475 00:25:12,879 --> 00:25:14,881 THE GUY'S PROBABLY BRINGING DOUGHNUTS 476 00:25:14,881 --> 00:25:17,650 TO HIS GIRLFRIEND WHO'S A BANK TELLER. 477 00:25:17,650 --> 00:25:20,252 OK. WE'LL JUST CHECK IT OUT. 478 00:25:23,222 --> 00:25:25,124 HOLY SHIT! 479 00:25:25,124 --> 00:25:26,659 IT IS A ROBBERY! 480 00:25:26,659 --> 00:25:29,495 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? 481 00:25:29,495 --> 00:25:30,730 I DON'T KNOW. 482 00:25:30,730 --> 00:25:33,465 IT'S FEDERAL. IT'S OUR JURISDICTION. 483 00:25:33,465 --> 00:25:34,867 WE'LL BUST THEM. 484 00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:37,503 OK. YOU CROUCH DOWN REAL LOW, 485 00:25:37,503 --> 00:25:40,506 AND MAKE LIKE YOU GOT A GUN 486 00:25:40,506 --> 00:25:42,575 RIGHT NEXT TO ME. 487 00:25:43,442 --> 00:25:44,911 OK. FBI. FREEZE! 488 00:25:44,911 --> 00:25:47,246 PUT YOUR WEAPONS ON THE GROUND! 489 00:25:49,248 --> 00:25:51,350 THIS IS GREAT. 490 00:25:51,350 --> 00:25:53,319 OK, SCUMSUCKERS... 491 00:25:53,319 --> 00:25:56,789 DeWITT AND ZUCKERMAN, FBI, BUSTING YOUR ASS! 492 00:25:56,789 --> 00:25:58,290 DON'T DICK WITH US 493 00:25:58,290 --> 00:26:00,660 OR I'LL BLOW YOUR HEADS OFF! 494 00:26:00,660 --> 00:26:02,094 GOT IT? 495 00:26:02,094 --> 00:26:03,062 YEAH. 496 00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:05,865 WITH A GUN LIKE THIS, YOU GET RESPECT. 497 00:26:15,642 --> 00:26:18,144 THESE GUYS ARE HISTORY. 498 00:26:21,614 --> 00:26:24,216 OUT OF THE CAR! FBI! 499 00:26:24,216 --> 00:26:27,053 CAREFUL, I JUST RETURNED FROM THE SHOP. 500 00:26:27,053 --> 00:26:28,487 NO PROBLEM. 501 00:26:28,487 --> 00:26:29,989 [TIRES SCREECH] 502 00:26:47,473 --> 00:26:48,975 AAH! 503 00:26:57,549 --> 00:26:59,686 TAKE THE WHEEL. 504 00:26:59,686 --> 00:27:02,121 PUT YOUR FOOT ON THE GAS. 505 00:27:26,412 --> 00:27:27,814 YOU'RE SURROUNDED! 506 00:27:27,814 --> 00:27:30,349 COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP! 507 00:27:38,691 --> 00:27:41,027 FACE DOWN ON THE PAVEMENT! 508 00:27:45,031 --> 00:27:47,399 [SIREN] 509 00:27:51,704 --> 00:27:53,706 THIS IS IT, JANICE. 510 00:27:53,706 --> 00:27:55,374 EVERYTHING GOING NUTS-- 511 00:27:55,374 --> 00:27:57,376 WE WERE READY FOR IT! 512 00:27:58,510 --> 00:27:59,511 OK... 513 00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:00,780 COME HERE. 514 00:28:00,780 --> 00:28:02,782 READ THEM THEIR RIGHTS. 515 00:28:02,782 --> 00:28:05,184 I'M GONNA TAKE CARE OF THE COPS. 516 00:28:05,184 --> 00:28:07,987 FBI. AGENTS DeWITT AND ZUCKERMAN. 517 00:28:07,987 --> 00:28:10,389 YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. 518 00:28:10,389 --> 00:28:12,191 IF YOU GIVE UP THIS RIGHT, 519 00:28:12,191 --> 00:28:14,226 ANYTHING... EVERYTHING... NOTHING... 520 00:28:14,226 --> 00:28:16,796 NO PROBLEM. IT'S UNDER CONTROL. 521 00:28:16,796 --> 00:28:19,198 IF YOU GIVE UP THIS RIGHT, 522 00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:21,768 ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN BE HELD AGAINST YOU. 523 00:28:21,768 --> 00:28:24,937 YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO AN ATTORNEY. 524 00:28:24,937 --> 00:28:26,806 IF YOU CANNOT AFFORD ONE, 525 00:28:26,806 --> 00:28:29,275 ONE WILL BE APPOINTED. UNDERSTAND? 526 00:28:33,312 --> 00:28:35,214 WE'RE G-MEN, JANICE. 527 00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:37,216 YEP. WE'RE THE NEW UNTOUCHABLES. 528 00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:41,420 ONE DAY, OUR PICTURE'S GOING TO BE UP HERE, TOO. 529 00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:43,422 I DON'T KNOW, ELLIE. 530 00:28:43,422 --> 00:28:45,825 YOU WANTED TO SEE US, SIR? 531 00:28:45,825 --> 00:28:48,227 THE OTHER SENIOR AGENTS AND I 532 00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:51,230 HAVE BEEN REVIEWING YOUR ACTIONS OF THIS AFTERNOON. 533 00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:54,166 I NEED TO MAKE SOME THINGS CLEAR. 534 00:28:54,166 --> 00:28:57,236 THE FBI IS NOT A S.W.A.T. TEAM. 535 00:28:57,236 --> 00:29:00,072 OUR PROCEDURES FOR DEALING WITH A BANK ROBBERY 536 00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:02,441 ARE SET FORTH ON PAGE 124 537 00:29:02,441 --> 00:29:04,510 OF THE PROCEDURES MANUAL, 538 00:29:04,510 --> 00:29:07,246 WHICH NEITHER OF YOU HAVE READ. 539 00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:09,448 "NUMBER ONE, SECURE THE SAFETY 540 00:29:09,448 --> 00:29:11,450 "OF INNOCENT BYSTANDERS. 541 00:29:11,450 --> 00:29:12,852 "NUMBER TWO, 542 00:29:12,852 --> 00:29:15,721 "NOTIFY LOCAL AUTHORITIES REQUESTING BACK-UP. 543 00:29:15,721 --> 00:29:17,256 "NUMBER THREE, 544 00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:20,459 "FOLLOW PERPETRATORS WITHOUT EXPOSING YOURSELVES. 545 00:29:20,459 --> 00:29:21,861 "NUMBER FOUR, 546 00:29:21,861 --> 00:29:24,931 "ATTEMPT TO ISOLATE PERPETRATORS FROM BYSTANDERS. 547 00:29:24,931 --> 00:29:26,365 "NUMBER FIVE, 548 00:29:26,365 --> 00:29:30,036 PROCEED WHEN ABOVE CONDITIONS HAVE BEEN SATISFIED." 549 00:29:31,871 --> 00:29:34,874 THE FBI DOES NOT APPROVE OF ITS AGENTS 550 00:29:34,874 --> 00:29:37,476 PERPETRATING SATURDAY AFTERNOON SHOOT-OUTS 551 00:29:37,476 --> 00:29:38,978 ON STREET CORNERS. 552 00:29:38,978 --> 00:29:40,880 IT TAKES A DIMMER VIEW 553 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,883 WHEN ITS TRAINEES ENGAGE IN SUCH ACTIVITIES. 554 00:29:43,883 --> 00:29:45,517 IT HAPPENED QUICKLY. 555 00:29:48,888 --> 00:29:51,623 HAVE YOU TOLD ANYBODY OF THIS INCIDENT? 556 00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:53,425 WE JUST GOT BACK. 557 00:29:53,425 --> 00:29:59,231 I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE THIS MACHO COP COMPETITION. 558 00:29:59,231 --> 00:30:02,234 I'VE SEEN IT HAPPEN BEFORE. NOBODY WINS. 559 00:30:02,234 --> 00:30:04,303 THE MEDIA'S AGREED TO COOPERATE. 560 00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:09,041 THEY WON'T MENTION THAT TRAINEES WERE INVOLVED. 561 00:30:09,041 --> 00:30:11,243 IF ANYBODY FINDS OUT, 562 00:30:11,243 --> 00:30:14,513 I'LL EXPEL BOTH OF YOU. YOU'RE ON PROBATION. 563 00:30:15,781 --> 00:30:18,317 THE ONLY EDGE THIS AGENCY HAS 564 00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:20,920 IS THE INTELLIGENCE OF ITS AGENTS. 565 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,822 TRY USING SOME. 566 00:30:25,391 --> 00:30:27,126 THAT'S ALL. 567 00:30:29,528 --> 00:30:31,130 THANK YOU, SIR. 568 00:30:32,932 --> 00:30:34,333 THANKS. 569 00:30:36,702 --> 00:30:37,937 WRIGHT, "B." 570 00:30:37,937 --> 00:30:39,538 STRYKER, "B." 571 00:30:39,538 --> 00:30:41,540 DiMAZZIO, "C." YOU FAIL. 572 00:30:41,540 --> 00:30:43,575 PETERSON, "C." YOU FAIL. 573 00:30:43,575 --> 00:30:45,544 GUANA, "C." YOU FAIL. 574 00:30:45,544 --> 00:30:46,946 PARKER, "B." 575 00:30:46,946 --> 00:30:48,547 ZUCKERMAN, "A." 576 00:30:48,547 --> 00:30:49,949 GOOD WORK, ZUCKERMAN. 577 00:30:49,949 --> 00:30:51,951 SHEPHERD, "A." GOOD WORK. 578 00:30:51,951 --> 00:30:53,953 BICKERSTAFF, "B." 579 00:30:53,953 --> 00:30:55,554 DeWITT, "F." 580 00:30:55,554 --> 00:30:57,556 ONE MORE AND YOU'RE OUT. 581 00:30:57,556 --> 00:31:00,960 BUTZ, "B." 582 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:02,561 KEANE, "B." 583 00:31:02,561 --> 00:31:04,563 NAMI, "C." YOU FAIL. 584 00:31:04,563 --> 00:31:05,631 ZEIDEL... 585 00:31:14,974 --> 00:31:16,976 FBI. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. 586 00:31:16,976 --> 00:31:18,978 UP AGAINST THE WALL. 587 00:31:18,978 --> 00:31:21,580 SOMETHING ABOUT YOU DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT. 588 00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:24,016 TURN AROUND. SPREAD 'EM! 589 00:31:24,016 --> 00:31:26,986 YOU WANT TO BE AN FBI AGENT? 590 00:31:26,986 --> 00:31:28,320 STAND STILL. 591 00:31:42,001 --> 00:31:44,136 BANG. YOU'RE DEAD. 592 00:32:00,019 --> 00:32:01,787 WHAT'S GOING ON? 593 00:32:01,787 --> 00:32:05,424 I DON'T NEED THIS BULLSHIT. 594 00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:10,729 I COULD BE MAKING $60,000 IN A LOBBYING FIRM. 595 00:32:10,729 --> 00:32:13,765 THIS WAS A STUPID FANTASY. 596 00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:15,834 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 597 00:32:15,834 --> 00:32:18,037 YOU CAN'T QUIT. WE'RE TEAMMATES. 598 00:32:18,037 --> 00:32:21,240 WE'RE NOT TEAMMATES. WE'RE ROOMMATES. 599 00:32:23,042 --> 00:32:26,045 JANICE, YOU WERE PICKED AHEAD OF 6,000 PEOPLE. 600 00:32:26,045 --> 00:32:27,446 DID YOU KNOW 601 00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:29,648 THEY TURNED DOWN RICHARD NIXON? 602 00:32:29,648 --> 00:32:31,050 GOOD FOR THEM. 603 00:32:31,050 --> 00:32:33,052 YOU'VE COME FURTHER THAN NIXON, 604 00:32:33,052 --> 00:32:35,054 AND YOU WANT TO QUIT? 605 00:32:35,054 --> 00:32:37,156 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. 606 00:32:37,156 --> 00:32:40,259 THEY NEEDED SOME WOMEN FOR THEIR QUOTAS. 607 00:32:40,259 --> 00:32:42,661 THEY DIDN'T WANT US. 608 00:32:42,661 --> 00:32:44,263 SO WHAT? WHO CARES? 609 00:32:44,263 --> 00:32:47,066 WE'RE HERE. WE'RE HALFWAY HOME. 610 00:32:47,066 --> 00:32:48,267 HALFWAY HOME? 611 00:32:48,267 --> 00:32:50,136 YOU'RE NOT HALFWAY HOME. 612 00:32:50,136 --> 00:32:51,870 YOU'RE FLUNKING. 613 00:32:51,870 --> 00:32:53,872 YOU'RE HALFWAY OUT OF HERE. 614 00:32:53,872 --> 00:32:55,874 ONLY BRENT WILL MAKE IT. 615 00:32:55,874 --> 00:32:57,876 THEY'VE BEEN TRAINING HIM 616 00:32:57,876 --> 00:32:59,711 SINCE HE WAS A SPERM. 617 00:32:59,711 --> 00:33:02,881 THEY'RE GOING AFTER EVERYBODY'S WEAK POINTS. 618 00:33:02,881 --> 00:33:05,551 THIS IS THE FBI WAY. 619 00:33:05,551 --> 00:33:09,088 YEAH? WELL, THIS IS THE ZUCKERMAN WAY. 620 00:33:16,895 --> 00:33:19,298 I KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS. 621 00:33:19,298 --> 00:33:21,900 YOU'VE NEVER FLUNKED ANYTHING, HAVE YOU? 622 00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:23,902 YOU GOT IT. 623 00:33:23,902 --> 00:33:25,304 WOW. 624 00:33:25,304 --> 00:33:27,906 UP TILL NOW, YOU'VE ONLY TRIED 625 00:33:27,906 --> 00:33:30,309 STUFF YOU KNEW AHEAD OF TIME 626 00:33:30,309 --> 00:33:32,511 YOU'D BE GOOD AT, RIGHT? 627 00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:34,113 EXCUSE ME. 628 00:33:35,314 --> 00:33:38,350 I FLUNKED PLENTY OF TIMES. 629 00:33:38,350 --> 00:33:39,385 NO! 630 00:33:40,219 --> 00:33:42,321 IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 631 00:33:42,321 --> 00:33:44,323 YOU FLUNK, YOU WORK HARDER. 632 00:33:44,323 --> 00:33:47,326 YOU FLUNK MORE, YOU WORK HARDER SOME MORE. 633 00:33:47,326 --> 00:33:49,928 YOU OUGHT TO WRITE A BOOK, 634 00:33:49,928 --> 00:33:52,131 THE JOY OF FLUNKING. 635 00:34:00,972 --> 00:34:03,609 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 636 00:34:04,476 --> 00:34:07,346 MY FIRST MONTH IN THE MARINES, 637 00:34:07,346 --> 00:34:10,182 THEY KEPT SCREAMING THAT I WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH. 638 00:34:10,182 --> 00:34:12,351 I REALIZED THEY WERE RIGHT. 639 00:34:12,351 --> 00:34:14,353 I WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH. 640 00:34:14,353 --> 00:34:17,356 I CAN HELP YOU WITH THE PHYSICAL STUFF. 641 00:34:17,356 --> 00:34:20,892 I CAN SHOW YOU STUFF THAT ISN'T IN BOOKS. 642 00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:23,129 YEAH? WHAT'S IT TO YOU? 643 00:34:23,129 --> 00:34:25,231 I WANT TO PASS. 644 00:34:25,231 --> 00:34:28,567 I WANT TO BE AN FBI AGENT. 645 00:34:29,968 --> 00:34:31,370 AND RIGHT NOW, 646 00:34:31,370 --> 00:34:34,173 I'M HAVING A FEW PROBLEMS. 647 00:34:35,374 --> 00:34:38,810 I WAS HOPING YOU MIGHT GIVE ME A HAND. 648 00:34:38,810 --> 00:34:40,979 IF YOU DO THAT, 649 00:34:40,979 --> 00:34:43,582 MAYBE WE'LL BOTH HAVE A CHANCE. 650 00:34:43,582 --> 00:34:44,983 YOU KNOW? 651 00:34:44,983 --> 00:34:47,286 YOU'RE DREAMING. 652 00:34:47,286 --> 00:34:50,156 SO? YOU WERE GOING TO QUIT. 653 00:34:50,156 --> 00:34:52,458 TRUE. 654 00:34:55,561 --> 00:34:58,397 SQUEEZE THE TRIGGER, DON'T SNAP IT. 655 00:34:58,397 --> 00:35:00,399 RELAX. HAVE SOME FUN. 656 00:35:00,399 --> 00:35:03,001 YOU'RE CLINT EASTWOOD, ALL RIGHT? 657 00:35:03,001 --> 00:35:04,803 DO AMERICA A FAVOR. 658 00:35:04,803 --> 00:35:08,607 BLOW THE SCUM OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH. 659 00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:10,476 YEAH. 660 00:35:18,217 --> 00:35:21,019 FIND THE BUZZ WORDS, UNDERLINE THEM. 661 00:35:21,019 --> 00:35:22,821 PUT COLORED PAPER CLIPS BY THEM. 662 00:35:22,821 --> 00:35:27,893 YOU'VE GOT TO START TALKING LIKE AN FBI AGENT. 663 00:35:27,893 --> 00:35:29,428 FORGET ABOUT FOOT SWEEPS. 664 00:35:29,428 --> 00:35:32,431 BEST MOVE FOR YOU, KICK IN THE BALLS. 665 00:35:32,431 --> 00:35:34,633 A KICK IN THE BALLS? 666 00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:36,034 ONLY PROBLEM IS, 667 00:35:36,034 --> 00:35:38,437 ANYONE WITH TRAINING WILL EXPECT IT. 668 00:35:38,437 --> 00:35:40,739 YOU'VE GOT TO SURPRISE THEM! 669 00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:56,655 14th AMENDMENT? 670 00:35:56,655 --> 00:35:58,056 DUE PROCESS. 671 00:35:58,056 --> 00:35:59,225 8th? 672 00:35:59,225 --> 00:36:01,660 GUARANTEES AGAINST UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT. 673 00:36:04,663 --> 00:36:06,432 [BUZZ] 674 00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:26,685 NOW THE RIGHT ARM. 675 00:36:31,923 --> 00:36:35,093 COMMON LAW PRINCIPLES STRUCK DOWN BY GARNER VS. MEMPHIS? 676 00:36:35,093 --> 00:36:36,495 FLEEING FELON RULE. 677 00:36:36,495 --> 00:36:39,097 CONDITIONS JUSTIFYING SEIZURE OF A VEHICLE... 678 00:36:39,097 --> 00:36:40,966 YOU GOING TO EAT THOSE? 679 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,948 YOU TALKIN' TO ME? 680 00:36:58,717 --> 00:37:00,552 I DIDN'T THINK SO. 681 00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:04,623 WITHIN THE CONSTITUTION, IS THERE A SPECIFIC... 682 00:37:19,405 --> 00:37:20,906 WALKER, "B+." 683 00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:22,908 BLAKE, "B-." 684 00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:24,310 CANADA, "B-." 685 00:37:24,310 --> 00:37:25,911 BUTZ, "B." 686 00:37:25,911 --> 00:37:27,713 DeWITT, "A." GOOD JOB. 687 00:37:27,713 --> 00:37:30,316 SOON, I'LL ASK YOU FOR HELP. 688 00:37:30,316 --> 00:37:33,519 ZUCKERMAN, "B." YOU'RE SLIPPING. 689 00:37:33,519 --> 00:37:34,920 "B"? 690 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:36,922 "B" IS GOOD. 691 00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:39,658 OH, YEAH. "B" IS GREAT. 692 00:37:41,327 --> 00:37:44,330 WHAT ABOUT THE NEW HAMPSHIRE BRIBERY CASE? 693 00:37:44,330 --> 00:37:45,931 ENTRAPMENT. 694 00:37:45,931 --> 00:37:46,732 ENTRAPMENT? 695 00:37:46,732 --> 00:37:49,335 IT'S IN THE GRAY AREA, BUT-- 696 00:37:49,335 --> 00:37:50,936 UH, LISTEN. 697 00:37:50,936 --> 00:37:52,338 EXCUSE ME. 698 00:37:52,338 --> 00:37:54,340 I WAS WONDERING, UH, 699 00:37:54,340 --> 00:37:57,943 IF YOU WANT TO GO OUT FOR DINNER TOMORROW. 700 00:37:57,943 --> 00:37:59,945 YOU MEAN, LIKE GO OUT? 701 00:37:59,945 --> 00:38:01,347 YEAH. 702 00:38:01,347 --> 00:38:03,949 WE COULD ROLL DOWN TO WASHINGTON, 703 00:38:03,949 --> 00:38:06,352 DO A CHECK-IT-OUT THING. 704 00:38:06,352 --> 00:38:08,354 YEAH. THAT WOULD BE GREAT. 705 00:38:08,354 --> 00:38:10,356 I'VE GOT A CAR. 706 00:38:10,356 --> 00:38:12,558 I'LL PICK YOU UP... 7:00? 707 00:38:12,558 --> 00:38:13,959 OK. 708 00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:15,961 OK. I'LL SEE YOU THEN. 709 00:38:15,961 --> 00:38:16,962 ALL RIGHT. 710 00:38:16,962 --> 00:38:18,964 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 711 00:38:18,964 --> 00:38:20,366 YOU AND BRENT, 712 00:38:20,366 --> 00:38:21,767 OUR NATION'S CAPITAL, 713 00:38:21,767 --> 00:38:25,371 TO DO KIND OF A CHECK-IT-OUT THING? 714 00:38:25,371 --> 00:38:26,772 SOUNDS LIKE PARADISE. 715 00:38:26,772 --> 00:38:29,375 HE'S PROBABLY GOING TO TAKE ME 716 00:38:29,375 --> 00:38:30,976 SOMEPLACE NICE. 717 00:38:30,976 --> 00:38:32,378 PROBABLY. 718 00:38:32,378 --> 00:38:34,380 WHAT AM I GOING TO WEAR? 719 00:38:34,380 --> 00:38:36,382 I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 720 00:38:36,382 --> 00:38:37,783 CALL IT OFF! 721 00:38:37,783 --> 00:38:39,985 YOU KNOW ABOUT CLOTHES. HELP ME. 722 00:38:39,985 --> 00:38:41,987 WE COULD GO SHOPPING. 723 00:38:41,987 --> 00:38:43,989 ROLL DOWN TO WASHINGTON, 724 00:38:43,989 --> 00:38:46,124 DO A CHECK-IT-OUT THING. 725 00:38:46,124 --> 00:38:47,793 CAN I HELP YOU? 726 00:38:47,793 --> 00:38:50,796 MY FRIEND HAS A DATE WITH A SENATOR. 727 00:38:50,796 --> 00:38:52,998 SHE NEEDS SOMETHING SEXY. 728 00:38:52,998 --> 00:38:54,400 THIS WAY, PLEASE. 729 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,402 HE'S NOT A SENATOR. 730 00:38:56,402 --> 00:38:58,404 HE'S AN FBI AGENT. 731 00:38:58,404 --> 00:39:00,406 AN EMBASSY PARTY? SOCIAL SURVEILLANCE? 732 00:39:00,406 --> 00:39:02,408 THAT SORT OF THING? 733 00:39:02,408 --> 00:39:04,009 NO, JUST DINNER. 734 00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:05,811 SHE HAS GREAT LEGS. 735 00:39:05,811 --> 00:39:08,414 IT SHOULD MOVE WHEN SHE WALKS. 736 00:39:08,414 --> 00:39:11,417 MAYBE SOMETHING SLIT UP TO THE WAIST. 737 00:39:11,417 --> 00:39:13,619 SOMETHING THAT SAYS, "JUMP ME!" 738 00:39:17,022 --> 00:39:18,824 THIS IS BEN VINUTI. 739 00:39:18,824 --> 00:39:22,027 I THINK IT WOULD LOOK FABULOUS ON YOU. 740 00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:31,703 UHH. 741 00:39:39,811 --> 00:39:41,046 UHLL. 742 00:39:47,453 --> 00:39:50,456 KIND OF NICE, HUH? WHAT DO YOU THINK? 743 00:39:50,456 --> 00:39:52,524 REALLY WANT TO KNOW? 744 00:39:52,524 --> 00:39:54,993 DO YOU MIND? 745 00:39:54,993 --> 00:39:56,462 NOT AT ALL. 746 00:39:56,462 --> 00:39:59,064 OK. THE WAIST IS TOO LOW. 747 00:39:59,064 --> 00:40:01,066 IT SHOULD TAPER MORE. 748 00:40:01,066 --> 00:40:03,068 THE BACK LOOKS SHORT. 749 00:40:03,068 --> 00:40:04,470 SHORT? 750 00:40:04,470 --> 00:40:06,572 YEAH. THE DARTS ARE OFF ANGLE. 751 00:40:06,572 --> 00:40:08,874 THIS HEM IS MACHINE-STITCHED. 752 00:40:08,874 --> 00:40:12,811 FOR THIS KIND OF MONEY, IT SHOULD BE HAND-STITCHED. 753 00:40:12,811 --> 00:40:15,881 THE ONLY THING IT WILL BRING YOU 754 00:40:15,881 --> 00:40:18,950 IS A VISIT FROM THE FASHION POLICE. 755 00:40:18,950 --> 00:40:20,886 IT'S NOT YOUR COLOR. 756 00:40:20,886 --> 00:40:23,254 DO YOU HAVE THAT JAPANESE STUFF? 757 00:40:23,254 --> 00:40:24,490 OF COURSE. 758 00:40:24,490 --> 00:40:26,424 THANK YOU. 759 00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:29,160 WE'LL FIND YOU SOMETHING. 760 00:40:31,096 --> 00:40:32,831 LOVE THE SOCKS. 761 00:40:36,535 --> 00:40:40,506 I'VE NEVER SPENT $400 ON AN OUTFIT IN MY LIFE. 762 00:40:40,506 --> 00:40:42,508 TOO BAD YOU'RE WASTING IT 763 00:40:42,508 --> 00:40:44,510 ON AN ARROGANT NUDNIK. 764 00:40:44,510 --> 00:40:46,645 HE'S A LITTLE ARROGANT. 765 00:40:46,645 --> 00:40:48,647 HE'LL LOOSEN UP. 766 00:40:48,647 --> 00:40:50,916 TELL HIM YOU HAVE TO WASH YOUR HAIR 767 00:40:50,916 --> 00:40:53,084 FOR YOUR MOTHER'S FUNERAL. 768 00:40:53,084 --> 00:40:54,520 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 769 00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:57,723 CAN YOU GET THAT? I'M NOT READY YET. 770 00:41:05,931 --> 00:41:08,433 WELL, AREN'T WE LOOKING CHARMING TONIGHT? 771 00:41:08,433 --> 00:41:10,702 WELL, DITTO. 772 00:41:11,537 --> 00:41:13,138 ALL SET. 773 00:41:13,138 --> 00:41:14,740 WOW. 774 00:41:16,542 --> 00:41:18,143 YOU LOOK AMAZING. 775 00:41:18,143 --> 00:41:19,144 YEAH? 776 00:41:19,144 --> 00:41:20,746 YEAH. 777 00:41:23,148 --> 00:41:24,616 THANK YOU. 778 00:41:25,551 --> 00:41:28,086 GEE, I'M HUNGRY. WANT SOME POPCORN? 779 00:41:28,086 --> 00:41:30,021 NO, THANKS. 780 00:41:31,156 --> 00:41:32,558 SHOULD WE GO? 781 00:41:32,558 --> 00:41:34,359 SEE YOU LATER, JANICE. 782 00:41:34,359 --> 00:41:35,360 BYE. 783 00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:36,828 [DOOR SHUTS] 784 00:41:48,273 --> 00:41:50,441 IN MY FAMILY, 785 00:41:50,441 --> 00:41:53,278 THE FBI'S LIKE A RELIGION. 786 00:41:53,278 --> 00:41:55,681 AN FBI FAMILY IS NOT NORMAL. 787 00:41:55,681 --> 00:41:57,683 LIFE IS A TACTICAL EXERCISE. 788 00:41:57,683 --> 00:42:00,686 WE WERE BROUGHT UP IN CONDITION YELLOW-- 789 00:42:00,686 --> 00:42:02,688 AWARE OF OUR SURROUNDINGS, 790 00:42:02,688 --> 00:42:04,355 READY TO RESPOND. 791 00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:06,091 I THINK MY FAMILY 792 00:42:06,091 --> 00:42:08,694 IS MORE THE HAPPY- GO-LUCKY TYPE. 793 00:42:08,694 --> 00:42:11,096 IT GOES BACK TO MY GRANDFATHER. 794 00:42:11,096 --> 00:42:14,099 HE WAS STUDYING TO BE A PRIEST, 795 00:42:14,099 --> 00:42:17,202 BUT HE FELT HE COULD DO MORE FOR AMERICA. 796 00:42:17,202 --> 00:42:20,105 J. EDGAR HOOVER WAS LOOKING FOR AMERICANS 797 00:42:20,105 --> 00:42:22,708 WITH A HIGHER SENSE OF PURPOSE. 798 00:42:22,708 --> 00:42:26,712 HE AND MY GRANDDAD HIT IT OFF. 799 00:42:26,712 --> 00:42:29,715 WE'VE BEEN AN FBI FAMILY EVER SINCE. 800 00:42:29,715 --> 00:42:31,717 IT SOUNDS ULTRA-AMERICAN, 801 00:42:31,717 --> 00:42:33,719 BUT IT'S WHAT I AM. 802 00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:35,120 I TRIED REBELLING. 803 00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:38,724 I LET MY HAIR GROW, WENT TO ROCK CONCERTS. 804 00:42:38,724 --> 00:42:40,992 DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT. 805 00:42:43,729 --> 00:42:45,631 THIS FEELS RIGHT. 806 00:42:51,737 --> 00:42:54,673 [CARS HONKING] 807 00:42:55,340 --> 00:42:57,342 THE LIGHT'S CHANGED. 808 00:42:57,342 --> 00:42:58,944 THANKS. 809 00:43:04,349 --> 00:43:05,951 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 810 00:43:05,951 --> 00:43:07,285 IT'S OPEN. 811 00:43:09,955 --> 00:43:11,089 HI. 812 00:43:11,089 --> 00:43:12,758 HI. 813 00:43:12,758 --> 00:43:16,161 OK, UM, YOU KNOW THE GUY AT THE LIBRARY? 814 00:43:16,161 --> 00:43:18,997 HE SAID YOU HAD PSYCHOLOGY OF DEVIANTS. 815 00:43:18,997 --> 00:43:22,100 I WONDERED IF YOU WERE THROUGH WITH IT. 816 00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:23,401 MAYBE. 817 00:43:23,401 --> 00:43:26,772 HE ALSO SAID YOU HAD TAKEN 818 00:43:26,772 --> 00:43:29,174 PROFILES IN ABERRANT BEHAVIOR, 819 00:43:29,174 --> 00:43:31,376 AND VIOLENCE OF THE MIND. 820 00:43:31,376 --> 00:43:32,911 I NEED THEM, TOO. 821 00:43:32,911 --> 00:43:35,781 I THOUGHT IF YOU'RE NOT ACTIVELY USING THEM... 822 00:43:35,781 --> 00:43:37,916 NOT ACTIVELY. THEY'RE OVER THERE. 823 00:43:37,916 --> 00:43:41,687 GREAT. GREAT. GOOD. OK. 824 00:43:43,922 --> 00:43:47,058 GREAT. IT'S NOT A DESK. 825 00:43:47,058 --> 00:43:48,794 IT'S A DELI. 826 00:43:48,794 --> 00:43:51,396 DID YOU EVER TRY SESAME SNACKS? 827 00:43:51,396 --> 00:43:53,198 THEY'RE FANTASTIC. 828 00:43:53,198 --> 00:43:56,001 THE THING ABOUT-- WHAT IS THIS? 829 00:43:58,804 --> 00:44:00,405 IT'S WEIRD. 830 00:44:00,405 --> 00:44:02,007 UH, OK. 831 00:44:02,007 --> 00:44:03,408 GOT 'EM. 832 00:44:03,408 --> 00:44:06,077 I'LL BE BACK IN THREE HOURS. 833 00:44:06,077 --> 00:44:07,078 OK. 834 00:44:07,078 --> 00:44:08,413 THANK YOU. 835 00:44:08,413 --> 00:44:10,816 ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO SPEND 836 00:44:10,816 --> 00:44:12,417 SATURDAY NIGHT STUDYING? 837 00:44:12,417 --> 00:44:14,953 YEAH. IT'S A LIFESTYLE THING. 838 00:44:14,953 --> 00:44:17,422 PBS IS AIRING A SPECIAL 839 00:44:17,422 --> 00:44:19,825 ON NOBEL PRIZE WINNERS. 840 00:44:19,825 --> 00:44:21,292 INTERESTED? 841 00:44:21,292 --> 00:44:23,028 HOW LONG IS IT? 842 00:44:23,028 --> 00:44:24,229 AN HOUR. 843 00:44:24,229 --> 00:44:26,832 TOO LONG. HALF HOUR, MAYBE, BUT... 844 00:44:26,832 --> 00:44:29,400 I HAVE A LOT TO DO. 845 00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:31,703 WATCH THE FIRST HALF. 846 00:44:31,703 --> 00:44:34,439 YEAH. I COULD WATCH A HALF HOUR 847 00:44:34,439 --> 00:44:36,174 AND THEN STUDY. 848 00:44:36,174 --> 00:44:37,575 OK. 849 00:44:37,575 --> 00:44:39,677 YOU'RE SUCH A WORRIER. 850 00:44:39,677 --> 00:44:41,446 I KNOW. 851 00:44:41,446 --> 00:44:42,447 OH. 852 00:44:42,447 --> 00:44:44,049 IT'S TERRIBLE. 853 00:44:48,854 --> 00:44:50,455 YOU'RE RIGHT. 854 00:44:50,455 --> 00:44:52,858 I SHOULD PUT ON SOME CLOTHES. 855 00:44:52,858 --> 00:44:54,860 I'LL WAIT OUTSIDE. 856 00:45:09,474 --> 00:45:10,876 THANK YOU. 857 00:45:10,876 --> 00:45:12,878 THIS IS SO GREAT. 858 00:45:12,878 --> 00:45:14,880 THE CLOSEST I'VE EVER BEEN 859 00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:16,882 TO A PLACE LIKE THIS 860 00:45:16,882 --> 00:45:18,283 IS WATCHING DALLAS. 861 00:45:18,283 --> 00:45:21,486 DO YOU WANT SOME MORE WHITE WINE? 862 00:45:21,486 --> 00:45:22,487 MMM. 863 00:45:22,487 --> 00:45:23,889 EXCUSE ME, WAITER. 864 00:45:23,889 --> 00:45:26,892 COULD WE HAVE ANOTHER WINE AND A MARGARITA? 865 00:45:26,892 --> 00:45:28,293 MY DAD SAYS, 866 00:45:28,293 --> 00:45:32,097 "WASHINGTON IS A NATION UNTO ITSELF." 867 00:45:33,498 --> 00:45:34,665 YOU KNOW, 868 00:45:34,665 --> 00:45:37,502 DO YOU AND YOUR DAD AND YOUR GRANDDAD 869 00:45:37,502 --> 00:45:39,104 EVER GET TOGETHER 870 00:45:39,104 --> 00:45:42,073 AND FORGET ABOUT THE FBI AND GET BLASTED? 871 00:45:42,073 --> 00:45:45,310 SURE. WE DOWN A FEW ON SUPERBOWL SUNDAY. 872 00:45:45,310 --> 00:45:47,312 FRANKLY, THEY'RE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT 873 00:45:47,312 --> 00:45:50,515 WHAT'S HAPPENING TO THE BUREAU THESE DAYS. 874 00:45:50,515 --> 00:45:51,516 WHAT? 875 00:45:51,516 --> 00:45:53,518 DON'T TAKE THIS PERSONALLY. 876 00:45:53,518 --> 00:45:55,320 THEY FEEL THIS EQUAL RIGHTS 877 00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:58,523 IS LOWERING THE CALIBER OF NEW AGENTS. 878 00:45:58,523 --> 00:46:00,792 YOU'RE KIDDING? 879 00:46:00,792 --> 00:46:03,328 NOT YOU. YOU WERE A MARINE. 880 00:46:03,328 --> 00:46:06,331 THEY'D LOVE YOU, BUT SOME OF THE OTHERS... 881 00:46:06,331 --> 00:46:08,633 LIKE ZUCKERMAN-- GIVE ME A BREAK. 882 00:46:08,633 --> 00:46:11,202 WHAT'S WRONG WITH ZUCKERMAN? 883 00:46:11,202 --> 00:46:13,939 SERIOUSLY, CAN YOU SEE HER FUNCTIONING 884 00:46:13,939 --> 00:46:15,540 AS AN AGENT? 885 00:46:15,540 --> 00:46:17,542 YOU KNOW WHAT SHE'S LIKE? 886 00:46:17,542 --> 00:46:19,344 SHE'S LIKE THOSE PEOPLE 887 00:46:19,344 --> 00:46:22,547 WHO BRAKE FOR A CAT IN THE ROAD 888 00:46:22,547 --> 00:46:25,083 AND CAUSE A 12-CAR PILEUP. 889 00:46:25,083 --> 00:46:27,853 YOU CAN'T STOP FOR A CAT IN THE ROAD. 890 00:46:27,853 --> 00:46:29,955 YOU'VE GOT TO BE PREPARED 891 00:46:29,955 --> 00:46:32,557 TO MASH THEM INTO THE PAVEMENT. 892 00:46:32,557 --> 00:46:34,525 SHE'S GUTLESS. SHE'LL GET CUT. 893 00:46:34,525 --> 00:46:37,963 DID YOU HEAR ABOUT O'SULLIVAN, THE IRS AGENT? 894 00:46:37,963 --> 00:46:40,565 SHE'S OUT. THEY TOLD HER TODAY. 895 00:46:42,167 --> 00:46:43,568 THANKS. 896 00:46:43,568 --> 00:46:44,970 BY THE WAY, 897 00:46:44,970 --> 00:46:48,173 I'VE SEEN ZUCKERMAN SHOW A LOT OF GUTS. 898 00:46:48,173 --> 00:46:49,574 OH, RIGHT. 899 00:46:49,574 --> 00:46:51,376 WHAT DID SHE DO? 900 00:46:51,376 --> 00:46:54,112 PUSH INTO LINE AT THE DAIRY QUEEN? 901 00:46:54,112 --> 00:46:56,447 BRENT, SHE'S MY FRIEND. 902 00:46:56,447 --> 00:46:57,849 NO, I KNOW. 903 00:46:57,849 --> 00:46:59,851 SHE STARTED WEARING MIDLENGTH SKIRTS 904 00:46:59,851 --> 00:47:03,654 WHEN EVERYONE ELSE WAS STILL WEARING LONG. 905 00:47:03,654 --> 00:47:05,490 HA HA HA! 906 00:47:16,868 --> 00:47:18,536 [DOOR SLAMS] 907 00:47:24,442 --> 00:47:26,344 HAVE A NICE TIME? 908 00:47:26,344 --> 00:47:28,479 NOT REALLY. 909 00:47:28,479 --> 00:47:29,847 [DOOR SLAMS] 910 00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:31,516 OOPS. 911 00:47:32,650 --> 00:47:35,453 FBI. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. 912 00:47:39,024 --> 00:47:41,226 FBI. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. 913 00:47:42,627 --> 00:47:44,429 YOU STILL HERE? 914 00:47:44,429 --> 00:47:45,897 HANDS OVER YOUR HEAD. 915 00:47:45,897 --> 00:47:49,901 GIVE IT UP. YOU'RE NOT CUT OUT FOR THIS. 916 00:47:51,136 --> 00:47:52,503 OW! 917 00:47:52,503 --> 00:47:54,205 OOH! 918 00:47:55,306 --> 00:47:57,808 YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. 919 00:47:57,808 --> 00:48:00,311 IF YOU GIVE UP THIS RIGHT, 920 00:48:00,311 --> 00:48:02,680 ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN BE USED AGAINST YOU. 921 00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,315 IF YOU CANNOT AFFORD ONE, 922 00:48:04,315 --> 00:48:05,516 AN ATTORNEY WILL BE APPOINTED. 923 00:48:05,516 --> 00:48:09,520 DO YOU UNDERSTAND EACH OF THESE RIGHTS? 924 00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:10,655 UHH. 925 00:48:10,655 --> 00:48:14,025 SEE YOU IN CLASS, BUCKO. 926 00:48:16,827 --> 00:48:18,930 AS YOU REVIEW THESE CASES, 927 00:48:18,930 --> 00:48:20,331 REMEMBER, THEY DOCUMENT 928 00:48:20,331 --> 00:48:22,934 REAL CRIMES INVESTIGATED BY REAL AGENTS. 929 00:48:22,934 --> 00:48:25,971 YOU WILL WRITE A COMPREHENSIVE REVIEW 930 00:48:25,971 --> 00:48:27,973 OF EACH OF THESE CASES, 931 00:48:27,973 --> 00:48:29,941 EVALUATING THE METHODS EMPLOYED 932 00:48:29,941 --> 00:48:31,909 BY THE AGENTS INVOLVED. 933 00:48:31,909 --> 00:48:33,544 BE THOROUGH. 934 00:48:33,544 --> 00:48:35,146 IT'S CRUNCH TIME. 935 00:48:44,555 --> 00:48:45,957 CASE SEVEN-- 936 00:48:45,957 --> 00:48:47,959 SUSPECTED THEFT OF GOVERNMENT PROPERTY. 937 00:48:47,959 --> 00:48:50,395 THIS ONE'S SELF-EVIDENT. CASE EIGHT-- 938 00:48:50,395 --> 00:48:52,830 COULD WE GO BACK TO NUMBER SEVEN? 939 00:48:52,830 --> 00:48:54,365 ZUCKERMAN, IT'S 9:00. 940 00:48:54,365 --> 00:48:57,935 WE HAVE 11 OTHER CASES TO REVIEW FOR TOMORROW. 941 00:48:57,935 --> 00:49:00,972 I THINK WE SHOULD LOOK AT THE INTERVIEW 942 00:49:00,972 --> 00:49:03,975 OF THE STUDENT WORKING THE NIGHT SHIFT-- 943 00:49:03,975 --> 00:49:05,376 THE BAGGER. 944 00:49:05,376 --> 00:49:08,379 THE AGENTS DIDN'T DO A COMPREHENSIVE JOB. 945 00:49:08,379 --> 00:49:10,381 THEY DIDN'T ASK ANYTHING PERSONAL. 946 00:49:10,381 --> 00:49:12,483 THEY ASKED WHAT HE KNEW. 947 00:49:12,483 --> 00:49:14,986 THEY ASKED WHAT HE SAW. NOTHING. 948 00:49:14,986 --> 00:49:17,388 HOW DO WE KNOW IF HE'S TRUTHFUL? 949 00:49:17,388 --> 00:49:20,425 WE HAVE NOTHING TO MEASURE IT AGAINST. 950 00:49:20,425 --> 00:49:21,592 COME ON. 951 00:49:21,592 --> 00:49:23,861 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 952 00:49:23,861 --> 00:49:26,431 LET'S JUST REVIEW THE FIELD NOTES. 953 00:49:26,431 --> 00:49:28,733 NOBODY CARES IF SOME DRY CLEANER 954 00:49:28,733 --> 00:49:30,068 LOST NAVY BLANKETS. 955 00:49:30,068 --> 00:49:32,337 I CARE. 956 00:49:34,005 --> 00:49:35,006 OK. 957 00:49:35,006 --> 00:49:36,407 FINE. 958 00:49:36,407 --> 00:49:38,409 ABOUT THE NAVY BLANKETS THAT DISAPPEARED 959 00:49:38,409 --> 00:49:40,411 FROM THE WASHINGTON DRY CLEANERS, 960 00:49:40,411 --> 00:49:42,413 MS. ZUCKERMAN AND MS. DeWITT 961 00:49:42,413 --> 00:49:45,383 FEEL THE INVESTIGATING AGENTS 962 00:49:45,383 --> 00:49:48,653 DID NOT GET PERSONAL ENOUGH. 963 00:49:48,653 --> 00:49:50,855 THIS IS A ZERO CASE. 964 00:49:50,855 --> 00:49:53,458 OUR TIME WOULD BE BETTER SPENT 965 00:49:53,458 --> 00:49:55,460 IF WE MOVED ON. 966 00:49:55,460 --> 00:49:57,062 ALL IN FAVOR? 967 00:50:00,565 --> 00:50:02,667 YOU'RE OUTVOTED. 968 00:50:02,667 --> 00:50:05,570 CASE EIGHT--THE LONG ISLAND KIDNAPING... 969 00:50:07,305 --> 00:50:09,907 THE AGENTS ON THAT BLANKET CASE 970 00:50:09,907 --> 00:50:12,043 SHOULD HAVE TAKEN IT FURTHER. 971 00:50:12,043 --> 00:50:14,712 WHAT WOULD YOU DO ABOUT IT? 972 00:50:14,712 --> 00:50:16,114 I DON'T KNOW. 973 00:50:16,114 --> 00:50:17,948 I'M JUST COMPLAINING. 974 00:50:17,948 --> 00:50:19,984 LET'S CHECK THE GUY OUT. 975 00:50:19,984 --> 00:50:22,387 ARE WE ALLOWED TO DO THAT? 976 00:50:22,387 --> 00:50:25,390 IT'S OUR JOB TO CHECK EVERY DETAIL. 977 00:50:25,390 --> 00:50:28,393 HE WAS A SOPHOMORE AT BOLTON WHEN IT HAPPENED. 978 00:50:28,393 --> 00:50:30,295 HE'S PROBABLY A JUNIOR NOW. 979 00:50:30,295 --> 00:50:32,397 OK, DUANE BURBICK, ROOM 103. 980 00:50:32,397 --> 00:50:35,933 ELLIE, WE'RE NOT GOING TO GO CRAZY. 981 00:50:35,933 --> 00:50:37,802 WE WON'T DRAW OUR GUNS. 982 00:50:37,802 --> 00:50:40,405 WE'LL TELL HIM WE'RE JOURNALISM STUDENTS, 983 00:50:40,405 --> 00:50:42,440 ASK SOME QUESTIONS, AND LEAVE. 984 00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:45,009 YOU SHOULD BE THE GOOD COP. 985 00:50:45,009 --> 00:50:47,011 I'LL BE THE BAD COP. 986 00:50:47,011 --> 00:50:50,014 I'D LIKE TO BE THE BAD COP. 987 00:50:50,014 --> 00:50:52,417 YOU LOOK LIKE A GOOD COP. 988 00:50:52,417 --> 00:50:54,419 THEY WOULDN'T EXPECT IT THEN. 989 00:50:54,419 --> 00:50:57,488 LET'S JUST PLAY IT BY EAR, OK? 990 00:50:57,488 --> 00:51:00,024 * SHE WORKED ALL DAY IN HER OLD MAN'S STORE * 991 00:51:00,024 --> 00:51:01,326 [CLICK] 992 00:51:01,326 --> 00:51:02,760 * SHE WANTS TO EARN SOME MORE * 993 00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:05,196 * DADDY'S LITTLE ANGEL TALKS IN CHURCH * 994 00:51:05,196 --> 00:51:07,031 * BY THE END OF THE WEEK... ** 995 00:51:07,031 --> 00:51:09,634 THIS GUY'S A SLOB. 996 00:51:09,634 --> 00:51:11,035 GET HIM! 997 00:51:11,035 --> 00:51:12,637 YEAH! 998 00:51:12,637 --> 00:51:14,038 WOOO! 999 00:51:14,038 --> 00:51:16,040 LET'S GO! 1000 00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:17,942 AW! AW! 1001 00:51:17,942 --> 00:51:19,844 THERE'S THE SNAP... 1002 00:51:19,844 --> 00:51:20,978 OH! 1003 00:51:20,978 --> 00:51:22,413 GO! GO! GO! 1004 00:51:22,413 --> 00:51:23,981 AHH! 1005 00:51:23,981 --> 00:51:25,450 COME ON! 1006 00:51:25,450 --> 00:51:28,986 WHICH ONE DO YOU THINK IS DUANE? 1007 00:51:28,986 --> 00:51:32,022 HEY, DUANE! HOW'S IT COMING, DUDE? 1008 00:51:32,022 --> 00:51:35,360 ALMOST THERE, DUDE. HA HA HA! 1009 00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,395 GIVE IT TO FOZIO. 1010 00:51:37,395 --> 00:51:39,797 RUNS INTO A WALL OF DANGER. 1011 00:51:39,797 --> 00:51:43,000 HE'S HAD TROUBLE RUNNING AGAINST THIS TEAM. 1012 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,869 THAT'S NOT ABOUT TO CHANGE. 1013 00:51:44,869 --> 00:51:46,137 WHAT'S HAPPENING, BABES? 1014 00:51:46,137 --> 00:51:47,538 NOT MUCH, DUDE. 1015 00:51:47,538 --> 00:51:49,607 HEY, AREN'T YOU DUANE BURBICK? 1016 00:51:49,607 --> 00:51:51,008 AAH! GO! 1017 00:51:51,008 --> 00:51:53,511 YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! GO! 1018 00:51:53,511 --> 00:51:55,012 GO! GO! GO! 1019 00:51:55,012 --> 00:51:56,046 GO! 1020 00:51:56,046 --> 00:51:57,815 LISTEN, DUANE. 1021 00:51:57,815 --> 00:52:00,618 DUANE, WE'RE TAKING THIS JOURNALISM CLASS-- 1022 00:52:00,618 --> 00:52:01,952 NO WAY! 1023 00:52:01,952 --> 00:52:05,323 YEAH, AND WE'VE GOT THIS ASSIGNMENT ON UNSOLVED CRIMES. 1024 00:52:05,323 --> 00:52:06,991 WHAT KIND OF CRIMES? 1025 00:52:06,991 --> 00:52:09,126 INTERCEPTION! 1026 00:52:09,126 --> 00:52:10,428 LISTEN, DUANE. 1027 00:52:10,428 --> 00:52:12,430 DO YOU REMEMBER LAST CHRISTMAS? 1028 00:52:12,430 --> 00:52:15,433 REMEMBER WORKING AT PHIL'S CLOTHES, THE NIGHT SHIFT? 1029 00:52:15,433 --> 00:52:17,302 THE STOLEN BLANKETS, DUANE? 1030 00:52:17,302 --> 00:52:20,037 I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER THIS MORNING. 1031 00:52:20,037 --> 00:52:21,972 WAS ANYONE ELSE THERE? 1032 00:52:21,972 --> 00:52:23,841 ALL RIGHT, MAN. LOOK, DUDES. 1033 00:52:23,841 --> 00:52:27,445 THIS HEAVY STUFF'S BRINGING ME WAY DOWN, YOU KNOW? 1034 00:52:27,445 --> 00:52:30,281 SO UNLESS YOU WANT TO PARTY SERIOUSLY, 1035 00:52:30,281 --> 00:52:32,049 TAKE A WALK. 1036 00:52:32,049 --> 00:52:34,285 I'M GOING TO WATCH THE GAME. 1037 00:52:34,285 --> 00:52:36,654 OH, YOU WIMPS! 1038 00:52:36,654 --> 00:52:38,656 YOU WIMPS! 1039 00:52:38,656 --> 00:52:40,191 AW! 1040 00:52:40,191 --> 00:52:43,160 IT WAS THE THIRD WIDE RECEIVER-- 1041 00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:44,529 HEY, COME ON! 1042 00:52:44,529 --> 00:52:46,464 FBI. BAD NEWS. YOU'RE BUSTED 1043 00:52:46,464 --> 00:52:49,467 FOR OBSTRUCTING JUSTICE IN A FEDERAL INVESTIGATION 1044 00:52:49,467 --> 00:52:51,802 AND FAILURE TO COOPERATE. 1045 00:52:51,802 --> 00:52:53,471 OK, I'VE GOT DUANE HERE 1046 00:52:53,471 --> 00:52:54,872 FOR WITHHOLDING INFORMATION. 1047 00:52:54,872 --> 00:52:59,744 I GUESS THE OTHERS WILL HAVE TO SHARE THE DOPE RAP. 1048 00:52:59,744 --> 00:53:01,078 DOPE RAP? 1049 00:53:01,078 --> 00:53:02,913 WE GOT TO BUST EVERYBODY? 1050 00:53:02,913 --> 00:53:05,082 A FISTFUL OF JOINTS, 1051 00:53:05,082 --> 00:53:07,452 THEY'RE LOOKING AT THREE TO FIVE. 1052 00:53:07,452 --> 00:53:11,088 WAIT! WHAT IF DUANE TOLD YOU WHAT HE KNOWS? 1053 00:53:11,088 --> 00:53:13,491 DO YOU HAVE TO BUST EVERYBODY? 1054 00:53:13,491 --> 00:53:15,826 WHAT IF DUANE SPILLS HIS GUTS? 1055 00:53:15,826 --> 00:53:18,429 IT'S TOO LATE. I'VE STARTED WRITING. 1056 00:53:18,429 --> 00:53:21,031 TOO LATE. SHE'S WRITING. 1057 00:53:21,031 --> 00:53:24,335 THEY'LL LOVE YOUR TIGHT LITTLE BUNS AT LEAVENWORTH. 1058 00:53:24,335 --> 00:53:27,505 DUANE, TELL THEM WHAT THEY WANT TO KNOW. 1059 00:53:27,505 --> 00:53:29,507 THEY'RE GOING TO BUST US. 1060 00:53:29,507 --> 00:53:31,108 THEY'RE JUST STUDENTS. 1061 00:53:31,108 --> 00:53:33,711 WE USED TO BE STUDENTS. REMEMBER? 1062 00:53:33,711 --> 00:53:35,112 RULES ARE RULES. 1063 00:53:35,112 --> 00:53:36,514 WE'LL BEND THEM. 1064 00:53:36,514 --> 00:53:38,616 SOMETIMES WE BEND THE RULES. 1065 00:53:38,616 --> 00:53:40,084 YEAH! 1066 00:53:40,084 --> 00:53:42,119 IT ALL DEPENDS ON DUANE. 1067 00:53:42,119 --> 00:53:44,121 YOU KNOW IT, MAN. 1068 00:53:44,121 --> 00:53:47,124 TUNE IN ON IT AND TELL THEM, DUDE. 1069 00:53:47,124 --> 00:53:48,726 ALL RIGHT, GUYS. 1070 00:53:48,726 --> 00:53:50,528 I DIDN'T DO IT, 1071 00:53:50,528 --> 00:53:52,530 BUT LOUIE, THE DELIVERY GUY 1072 00:53:52,530 --> 00:53:55,099 AT THE PIZZERIA RIGHT NEXT DOOR, 1073 00:53:55,099 --> 00:53:56,901 I'LL BET IT WAS HIM. 1074 00:53:56,901 --> 00:53:58,769 THERE! SEE, HE TOLD YOU. 1075 00:53:58,769 --> 00:54:02,139 I'M SUPPOSED TO BEND THE RULES FOR THAT? 1076 00:54:02,139 --> 00:54:04,542 COME ON, DUANE. TELL THEM MORE. 1077 00:54:04,542 --> 00:54:06,411 DUANE! DUANE! DUANE! DUANE! 1078 00:54:06,411 --> 00:54:07,945 DUANE! DUANE! 1079 00:54:07,945 --> 00:54:09,547 ALL RIGHT, MAN. 1080 00:54:09,547 --> 00:54:11,549 ACTIVATE THE BRAIN CELLS, MAN! 1081 00:54:11,549 --> 00:54:15,152 THE DUDE HAD FUZZY HAIR, BIG EARS, CROOKED TEETH, 1082 00:54:15,152 --> 00:54:17,355 AND THESE BIG BUG-EYES. 1083 00:54:17,355 --> 00:54:19,290 IT HAD TO BE HIM. 1084 00:54:19,290 --> 00:54:21,559 TELL HER WHERE HE HANGS OUT. 1085 00:54:21,559 --> 00:54:25,162 IT WAS AT THE NEAL CLUB ON M STREET. 1086 00:54:25,162 --> 00:54:26,564 COME ON. 1087 00:54:26,564 --> 00:54:29,867 NO, IT WAS L STREET AND BALTIMORE. 1088 00:54:29,867 --> 00:54:33,070 IT WAS LOUIE! IT HAD TO BE LOUIE! 1089 00:54:33,070 --> 00:54:35,039 OK, IS THAT ENOUGH? 1090 00:54:35,039 --> 00:54:38,175 YEAH, I GUESS HE COOPERATED. 1091 00:54:38,175 --> 00:54:40,177 YEAH! YEAH! 1092 00:54:40,177 --> 00:54:41,779 YES, DUDE! 1093 00:54:41,779 --> 00:54:43,247 YES! YES! 1094 00:54:43,247 --> 00:54:45,182 YOU JERKING US AROUND? 1095 00:54:45,182 --> 00:54:46,584 NO WAY, BABE. 1096 00:54:46,584 --> 00:54:49,787 I'M TOO WASTED TO JERK YOU AROUND. 1097 00:54:49,787 --> 00:54:50,988 OK. 1098 00:54:50,988 --> 00:54:54,158 YOU CALL ANYBODY, AND YOU'RE ACCOMPLICES, 1099 00:54:54,158 --> 00:54:55,993 ONE TO FOUR AUTOMATIC. 1100 00:54:55,993 --> 00:54:59,196 IF THIS IS BULLSHIT, WE'LL BUST YOUR ASS. 1101 00:54:59,196 --> 00:55:01,599 THREE TO FIVE FOR OBSTRUCTING JUSTICE 1102 00:55:01,599 --> 00:55:03,601 AND SEVEN FOR SMOKING DOPE 1103 00:55:03,601 --> 00:55:05,803 IN THE NATION'S CAPITAL. 1104 00:55:05,803 --> 00:55:07,204 GOT IT? 1105 00:55:07,204 --> 00:55:08,539 YEAH. 1106 00:55:10,875 --> 00:55:12,810 THANKS, DUDE. 1107 00:55:14,211 --> 00:55:15,446 GOOD INTERVIEW. 1108 00:55:15,446 --> 00:55:18,215 I THOUGHT I MIGHT HAVE BEEN PUSHING IT. 1109 00:55:18,215 --> 00:55:19,617 IT WAS PERFECT. 1110 00:55:19,617 --> 00:55:22,420 YOU FEEL LIKE DRIVING TO BALTIMORE? 1111 00:55:31,228 --> 00:55:33,230 NOW, WHEN WE GET INSIDE, 1112 00:55:33,230 --> 00:55:36,033 WHY DON'T YOU LET ME DO THE TALKING? 1113 00:55:36,033 --> 00:55:39,236 WHAT? I DON'T KNOW HOW TO ASK QUESTIONS? 1114 00:55:39,236 --> 00:55:41,639 THIS PLACE COULD BE SCUMBAG HEAVEN. 1115 00:55:41,639 --> 00:55:43,641 DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. 1116 00:55:43,641 --> 00:55:45,443 I CAN HANDLE MYSELF. 1117 00:55:45,443 --> 00:55:46,677 * LIVIN' OUT ON THE EDGE * 1118 00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:48,345 * NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY * 1119 00:55:48,345 --> 00:55:51,882 * THE PLEASURE OF PAIN, DAY AFTER DAY, HEY! * 1120 00:55:51,882 --> 00:55:53,684 * DAY AFTER DAY, HEY... * 1121 00:55:55,319 --> 00:55:56,887 LET'S CIRCULATE. 1122 00:55:56,887 --> 00:56:00,558 * IT HURTS ME TO SEE YOU THIS WAY, HEY, HEY! * 1123 00:56:00,558 --> 00:56:02,126 * LOVE KILLS * 1124 00:56:02,126 --> 00:56:06,564 * IT KILLS ME TO TREAT YOU THIS WAY, HEY! HEY! * 1125 00:56:08,065 --> 00:56:09,467 HI. 1126 00:56:09,467 --> 00:56:11,335 HOW'S IT GOING? 1127 00:56:11,335 --> 00:56:13,203 * KILLS AND PILLS ME... * 1128 00:56:13,203 --> 00:56:15,873 I'M LOOKING FOR A GUY NAMED LOUIE, 1129 00:56:15,873 --> 00:56:18,476 FUZZY HAIR, CROOKED TEETH, BUG-EYES. 1130 00:56:18,476 --> 00:56:20,478 HAS HE BEEN AROUND LATELY? 1131 00:56:20,478 --> 00:56:23,347 SUCK SHIT THROUGH A TUBE. 1132 00:56:23,347 --> 00:56:25,483 * THINK OF DESTRUCTION * 1133 00:56:25,483 --> 00:56:27,384 "SUCK SHIT THROUGH A TUBE." 1134 00:56:27,384 --> 00:56:28,919 * LOVE KILLS * 1135 00:56:28,919 --> 00:56:31,088 * IT HURTS ME TO SEE YOU THIS WAY, HEY, HEY! * 1136 00:56:31,088 --> 00:56:32,557 NICE OUTFIT. 1137 00:56:32,557 --> 00:56:34,224 * LOVE KILLS * 1138 00:56:34,224 --> 00:56:35,893 * AND IT KILLS ME TO TREAT YOU THIS WAY, HEY! HEY... * 1139 00:56:35,893 --> 00:56:38,095 THESE PEOPLE ARE QUITE HOSTILE. 1140 00:56:38,095 --> 00:56:40,498 HOW DO WE RELATE? 1141 00:56:40,498 --> 00:56:43,233 THE MUSIC'S JUST TOO LOUD. 1142 00:56:43,233 --> 00:56:45,202 PULL THE PLUG ON IT. 1143 00:56:45,202 --> 00:56:47,237 I'LL SHAKE THEM UP. 1144 00:56:47,237 --> 00:56:48,839 * THIS WAY, HEY, HEY * 1145 00:56:51,208 --> 00:56:54,244 * POCKMARKS AND SCARS ADORN YOUR FACE * 1146 00:56:54,244 --> 00:56:55,613 * IT USED TO BE PLAIN * 1147 00:56:55,613 --> 00:56:57,081 * NOW IT'S JUST GETTING UGLY * 1148 00:56:57,081 --> 00:56:59,016 * YOU'RE JUST CAUGHT UP IN A LOSING RACE * 1149 00:56:59,016 --> 00:57:01,251 * PULLED OUT THE CARPET ** 1150 00:57:01,251 --> 00:57:02,920 OK, EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP. 1151 00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:05,122 KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? FBI. WE'RE INVESTIGATING-- 1152 00:57:05,122 --> 00:57:07,391 AAH! AAH! 1153 00:57:07,391 --> 00:57:08,526 AAH! 1154 00:57:08,526 --> 00:57:09,860 [GUNSHOTS] 1155 00:57:24,408 --> 00:57:26,744 NOW, YOU LOOK SMART. 1156 00:57:32,550 --> 00:57:35,520 TELL ME IF THIS ISN'T CLEAR. 1157 00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:37,321 WE'RE WITH THE FBI. 1158 00:57:37,321 --> 00:57:39,223 WE'RE WORKING FOR YOUR SAFETY, 1159 00:57:39,223 --> 00:57:42,893 AND OUR SUCCESS DEPENDS UPON YOUR COOPERATION. 1160 00:57:44,161 --> 00:57:45,796 ANY QUESTIONS? 1161 00:57:45,796 --> 00:57:47,632 NO. 1162 00:57:47,632 --> 00:57:49,567 I WANT TO KNOW 1163 00:57:49,567 --> 00:57:53,571 IF YOU'VE SEEN A GUY NAMED LOUIE... 1164 00:57:53,571 --> 00:57:55,573 FUZZY HAIR... 1165 00:57:55,573 --> 00:57:58,075 CROOKED TEETH, 1166 00:57:58,075 --> 00:57:59,944 BUG-EYES. 1167 00:57:59,944 --> 00:58:01,779 YOU SEEN HIM? 1168 00:58:01,779 --> 00:58:04,582 HE GOT HERE A HALF HOUR AGO. 1169 00:58:04,582 --> 00:58:06,551 HE'S IN THE CRAPPER. 1170 00:58:06,551 --> 00:58:08,919 THANKS FOR YOUR COOPERATION. 1171 00:58:10,721 --> 00:58:13,190 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 1172 00:58:15,425 --> 00:58:17,595 DUANE WENT TO THE JOHN, 1173 00:58:17,595 --> 00:58:19,396 AND YOU GRABBED THE BLANKETS... 1174 00:58:19,396 --> 00:58:22,600 ONLY YOU DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE GOVERNMENT PROPERTY. 1175 00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:25,603 SO WHEN THINGS GOT HOT, YOU DITCHED THEM. 1176 00:58:25,603 --> 00:58:27,004 I TOOK THEM. 1177 00:58:27,004 --> 00:58:30,007 I DIDN'T KNOW THEY BELONGED TO THE NAVY. 1178 00:58:30,007 --> 00:58:32,610 THAT'S ALL WE WANTED TO KNOW. 1179 00:58:32,610 --> 00:58:35,613 ARE YOU GOING TO TURN ME IN? 1180 00:58:35,613 --> 00:58:38,616 WE'RE JUST STUDENTS. WE NEED THE GRADES. 1181 00:58:38,616 --> 00:58:40,618 YOU'VE BEEN A BIG HELP. 1182 00:58:40,618 --> 00:58:42,219 THANKS, LOUIE. 1183 00:58:44,755 --> 00:58:47,692 "A BRIEF, INFORMAL CONVERSATION WITH MR. BURBICK 1184 00:58:47,692 --> 00:58:50,628 "CONFIRMED OUR SUSPICION THAT ONE UNNAMED PERSON 1185 00:58:50,628 --> 00:58:53,030 "WAS PRESENT IN THE DRY-CLEANING SHOP 1186 00:58:53,030 --> 00:58:55,633 "ON THE EVENING OF THE CRIME. 1187 00:58:55,633 --> 00:58:58,636 "IF A FOLLOW-UP INVESTIGATION IS IN ORDER, 1188 00:58:58,636 --> 00:59:01,639 "WE WOULD SUGGEST THAT MR. BURBICK BE REAPPROACHED 1189 00:59:01,639 --> 00:59:03,641 FOR PRIMARY INTERROGATION." 1190 00:59:03,641 --> 00:59:06,443 THE REST OF YOU COMPLETELY OVERLOOKED THE FACT 1191 00:59:06,443 --> 00:59:10,280 THAT THE ORIGINAL INTERROGATION WAS SUPERFICIAL AND INCOMPLETE. 1192 00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:13,283 DeWITT, ZUCKERMAN, "A PLUS." 1193 00:59:13,283 --> 00:59:15,252 YOU EXAMINED EVERY OPTION. 1194 00:59:15,252 --> 00:59:17,655 WE LIKE THAT KIND OF WORK. 1195 00:59:17,655 --> 00:59:19,056 THANK YOU, SIR. 1196 00:59:19,056 --> 00:59:22,092 YOU'LL NOTICE MORE EMPTY SEATS THIS AFTERNOON. 1197 00:59:22,092 --> 00:59:23,661 TODAY AT LUNCH, 1198 00:59:23,661 --> 00:59:26,797 EIGHT MORE OF YOUR BRETHREN WERE DISMISSED. 1199 00:59:26,797 --> 00:59:29,667 THOSE WHO ARE LEFT DESERVE TO BE CONGRATULATED. 1200 00:59:29,667 --> 00:59:33,237 YOU REALLY ONLY HAVE ONE MORE HURDLE TO OVERCOME. 1201 00:59:33,237 --> 00:59:36,841 LET ME REMIND YOU THAT THE SIMULATED CRIME EXERCISE 1202 00:59:36,841 --> 00:59:39,443 IS NOT A PIECE OF CAKE. 1203 00:59:39,443 --> 00:59:41,846 YOUR INSTRUCTORS HAVE SET IT UP 1204 00:59:41,846 --> 00:59:45,115 TO BE JUST LIKE A REAL CRIME SITUATION. 1205 00:59:45,115 --> 00:59:49,319 YOUR INSTRUCTORS CAN BE JUST AS DEVIOUS AS REAL CRIMINALS, 1206 00:59:49,319 --> 00:59:50,855 SO BE WARNED. 1207 00:59:50,855 --> 00:59:52,857 BUT IN THE MEANTIME, 1208 00:59:52,857 --> 00:59:56,861 FEEL FREE TO GO OUT TONIGHT AND ENJOY YOURSELVES. 1209 00:59:56,861 --> 00:59:58,595 YOU'VE EARNED IT. 1210 00:59:58,595 --> 01:00:00,798 GET OUT OF HERE. 1211 01:00:05,870 --> 01:00:09,073 NOW YOU GET TO MAKE A TOAST. 1212 01:00:09,073 --> 01:00:10,407 OK. 1213 01:00:10,407 --> 01:00:12,242 TO LAW ENFORCEMENT. 1214 01:00:12,242 --> 01:00:13,844 GOOD ONE. 1215 01:00:19,083 --> 01:00:21,051 MMM... 1216 01:00:22,887 --> 01:00:25,489 TO, UH... LAW ENFORCEMENT. 1217 01:00:25,489 --> 01:00:28,125 ALREADY DRANK TO LAW ENFORCEMENT. 1218 01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:30,094 OH, YEAH. 1219 01:00:30,094 --> 01:00:31,495 UM... 1220 01:00:31,495 --> 01:00:33,497 HOW ABOUT, UH... 1221 01:00:33,497 --> 01:00:35,499 HAWAII FIVE-O! 1222 01:00:35,499 --> 01:00:37,702 YEAH, GOOD ONE. 1223 01:00:41,505 --> 01:00:44,074 AHH! 1224 01:00:45,509 --> 01:00:47,111 YOU WERE SAYING? 1225 01:00:47,111 --> 01:00:48,512 WHAT? 1226 01:00:48,512 --> 01:00:49,847 OH, YEAH! 1227 01:00:49,847 --> 01:00:52,516 THIS ONE DAY, THE OTHER WAITRESS 1228 01:00:52,516 --> 01:00:54,518 HAD A DENTAL APPOINTMENT. 1229 01:00:54,518 --> 01:00:57,487 THE BOSS HAD TO GO TO THE BANK. 1230 01:00:57,487 --> 01:00:59,523 IT'S JUST ME AND HIM. 1231 01:00:59,523 --> 01:01:02,326 HE COMES UP TO ME AND GOES, 1232 01:01:02,326 --> 01:01:06,330 "WHY DON'T WE SIT IN THE FREEZER AND COOL OFF?" 1233 01:01:06,330 --> 01:01:08,933 THEY'RE THESE BIG WALK-IN REFRIGERATORS. 1234 01:01:08,933 --> 01:01:10,935 WELL, THERE WEREN'T ANY CUSTOMERS. 1235 01:01:10,935 --> 01:01:15,172 I HUNG UP THE CLOSED SIGN, AND IN WE WENT. 1236 01:01:16,540 --> 01:01:18,175 IN THE FREEZER? 1237 01:01:18,175 --> 01:01:19,844 IT WAS INCREDIBLE. 1238 01:01:21,545 --> 01:01:23,547 IN THE FREEZER? 1239 01:01:23,547 --> 01:01:25,549 WITH THE MEAT? 1240 01:01:25,549 --> 01:01:27,351 OH, IT WAS JUST HAMBURGERS. 1241 01:01:27,351 --> 01:01:31,756 IT WASN'T LIKE THERE WERE RACKS OF BEEF HANGING UP. 1242 01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:38,162 YOU WANT SOME PRETZELS? 1243 01:01:38,162 --> 01:01:39,696 YEAH. 1244 01:01:39,696 --> 01:01:42,967 THE LAST TWO GUYS I WENT OUT WITH 1245 01:01:42,967 --> 01:01:45,369 WERE A PORTFOLIO MANAGER AND AN ORTHODONTIST. 1246 01:01:45,369 --> 01:01:48,973 THEY WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD IN A FREEZER. 1247 01:01:48,973 --> 01:01:51,976 THE PORTFOLIO MANAGER WAS INTO TRADING IN 1248 01:01:51,976 --> 01:01:54,211 HIS AUDI FOR A BMW. 1249 01:01:54,211 --> 01:01:56,580 THE ORTHODONTIST WAS INTO TRADING 1250 01:01:56,580 --> 01:01:58,282 HIS BMW FOR A MERCEDES. 1251 01:01:58,282 --> 01:02:01,986 THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A HOT DATE TO ME. 1252 01:02:01,986 --> 01:02:04,121 THAT'S THE PROBLEM. 1253 01:02:04,121 --> 01:02:06,991 I GO TO A PARTY, TALK ABOUT POLITICS, 1254 01:02:06,991 --> 01:02:11,195 AND I END UP WITH A CERTAIN TYPE OF GUY. 1255 01:02:11,195 --> 01:02:12,596 HUH! 1256 01:02:12,596 --> 01:02:15,599 I NEED A GUY WHO WEARS JEANS, 1257 01:02:15,599 --> 01:02:18,335 HAS A TATTOO, AND IS MUTE. 1258 01:02:20,004 --> 01:02:22,339 LIKE THIS GUY HERE. 1259 01:02:22,339 --> 01:02:24,474 HE'D BE GREAT. 1260 01:02:24,474 --> 01:02:27,411 HEY, YOU GOT A TATTOO? 1261 01:02:27,411 --> 01:02:29,179 JANICE. 1262 01:02:29,179 --> 01:02:30,614 YOU'RE DRUNK. 1263 01:02:30,614 --> 01:02:33,017 LOOSEN UP. YOU'RE TOO UPTIGHT. 1264 01:02:33,017 --> 01:02:36,020 YOU, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU. 1265 01:02:36,020 --> 01:02:39,023 JANICE. JANICE, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 1266 01:02:39,023 --> 01:02:41,558 YOU GOT A TATTOO? 1267 01:02:41,558 --> 01:02:43,828 YEAH, I GOT A TATTOO. 1268 01:02:43,828 --> 01:02:45,830 WHIP IT OUT. 1269 01:02:49,366 --> 01:02:51,768 SURE. 1270 01:02:51,768 --> 01:02:53,770 OOH... 1271 01:02:53,770 --> 01:02:55,505 A FISH. 1272 01:02:55,505 --> 01:02:57,507 I'M JANICE. LET'S DANCE. 1273 01:03:09,653 --> 01:03:12,456 YOU HAVE AN INCREDIBLE CHEST... 1274 01:03:12,456 --> 01:03:16,660 BUT SERIOUSLY, YOU OUGHT TO SHOW MORE HAIR. 1275 01:03:16,660 --> 01:03:19,930 MMM...THAT'S BETTER. 1276 01:03:19,930 --> 01:03:21,665 TELL ME SOMETHING... 1277 01:03:21,665 --> 01:03:24,268 DO YOU HAVE A COLLEGE DEGREE? 1278 01:03:24,268 --> 01:03:25,469 NOPE. 1279 01:03:25,469 --> 01:03:29,073 GOOD. HAVE YOU EVER MADE LOVE TO A WOMAN 1280 01:03:29,073 --> 01:03:31,675 UNTIL SHE LOST CONSCIOUSNESS? 1281 01:03:31,675 --> 01:03:33,677 TWICE. 1282 01:03:33,677 --> 01:03:36,280 NO, FOUR-- FOUR TIMES. 1283 01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:37,681 OH! 1284 01:03:37,681 --> 01:03:39,283 GOOD ENOUGH. 1285 01:03:39,283 --> 01:03:41,151 HA HA HA! 1286 01:03:41,151 --> 01:03:42,686 HA HA! 1287 01:03:42,686 --> 01:03:43,954 JANICE? 1288 01:03:43,954 --> 01:03:46,356 JANICE, I THINK YOU MIGHT BE 1289 01:03:46,356 --> 01:03:48,692 GETTING A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY HERE. 1290 01:03:48,692 --> 01:03:52,696 I'M GOING TO FIND A CHEAP HOTEL WITH CAPTAIN AHAB 1291 01:03:52,696 --> 01:03:56,700 AND SEE IF HE CAN PUT ME IN A COMA. 1292 01:03:56,700 --> 01:03:58,702 LET'S GO FOR A RIDE, 1293 01:03:58,702 --> 01:04:01,838 JUST YOU AND ME AND MOBY DICK. 1294 01:04:01,838 --> 01:04:03,840 SOUNDS GOOD TO ME. 1295 01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:04,975 JANICE. 1296 01:04:04,975 --> 01:04:07,111 JANICE, COME ON. YOU'RE DRUNK. 1297 01:04:07,111 --> 01:04:08,712 WE'RE GOING HOME. 1298 01:04:08,712 --> 01:04:10,114 SHE'S NOT DRUNK. 1299 01:04:10,114 --> 01:04:11,715 COME ON, GILLIGAN. 1300 01:04:11,715 --> 01:04:14,051 LET'S GET THAT HARPOON MEASURED. 1301 01:04:18,122 --> 01:04:20,690 WELL, MAYBE SHE'S A LITTLE DRUNK. 1302 01:04:20,690 --> 01:04:23,360 YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE BOTH RIGHT. 1303 01:04:27,697 --> 01:04:29,099 COME ON. 1304 01:04:29,099 --> 01:04:31,235 I'M TAKING YOU HOME. 1305 01:04:31,235 --> 01:04:32,369 AH! OH! 1306 01:04:32,369 --> 01:04:35,572 THIS IS NO REFLECTION ON YOU. 1307 01:04:35,572 --> 01:04:37,574 YOU WERE GREAT. 1308 01:04:37,574 --> 01:04:38,976 THANKS. 1309 01:04:38,976 --> 01:04:42,179 HEY, UH, MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME, HUH? 1310 01:04:48,185 --> 01:04:50,187 TAXI! 1311 01:04:50,187 --> 01:04:52,022 TAXI! 1312 01:04:52,022 --> 01:04:55,592 I NEED A GUY WHO WANTS TO MAKE LOVE 1313 01:04:55,592 --> 01:04:57,394 WHILE HE'S WATCHING BOXING. 1314 01:04:57,394 --> 01:04:59,796 YOUR CASH AND YOUR JEWELRY. 1315 01:04:59,796 --> 01:05:01,265 OOH! 1316 01:05:01,265 --> 01:05:03,000 ANOTHER NEW EXPERIENCE. 1317 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:05,002 THERE'S ONLY THREE OF THEM. 1318 01:05:05,002 --> 01:05:08,472 I'LL TAKE THE GUY ON THE LEFT. 1319 01:05:08,472 --> 01:05:09,673 ELLIE, I'M DRUNK. 1320 01:05:09,673 --> 01:05:12,876 WE'RE TRAINED PROFESSIONALS. WE CAN HANDLE THIS. 1321 01:05:12,876 --> 01:05:14,778 BITCH, YOU DON'T GET IT! 1322 01:05:14,778 --> 01:05:15,912 AAH! AAH! 1323 01:05:15,912 --> 01:05:16,913 AAH! 1324 01:05:16,913 --> 01:05:19,216 OOH! 1325 01:05:25,222 --> 01:05:27,624 HE WAS KIND OF CUTE... 1326 01:05:27,624 --> 01:05:29,626 FOR A SOCIOPATH. 1327 01:05:33,230 --> 01:05:34,898 * SWING LOW * 1328 01:05:34,898 --> 01:05:35,932 SHH. 1329 01:05:35,932 --> 01:05:37,901 * Sweet Chariot * 1330 01:05:37,901 --> 01:05:41,771 * COMIN' FOR TO CARRY ME HOME * 1331 01:05:41,771 --> 01:05:43,273 * OH, I LOOKED OVER JORDAN * 1332 01:05:43,273 --> 01:05:45,309 * AND WHAT DID I SEE * 1333 01:05:45,309 --> 01:05:48,645 * COMIN' FOR TO CARRY ME HOME? * 1334 01:05:48,645 --> 01:05:50,047 SHH. 1335 01:05:50,047 --> 01:05:53,017 * A BAND OF ANGELS COMIN' AFTER ME * 1336 01:05:53,017 --> 01:05:55,652 * COMIN' FOR TO CARRY ME HOME * 1337 01:05:55,652 --> 01:05:58,122 SHH. 1338 01:05:58,122 --> 01:05:59,656 * SWING LOW * 1339 01:05:59,656 --> 01:06:00,790 SHH. 1340 01:06:00,790 --> 01:06:03,227 * SWEET CHARIOT * 1341 01:06:03,227 --> 01:06:07,197 * COMIN' FOR TO CARRY ME HOME * 1342 01:06:07,197 --> 01:06:10,067 * SWING LOW ** 1343 01:06:10,067 --> 01:06:11,668 ELLIE... 1344 01:06:13,070 --> 01:06:17,674 I HAD SO MUCH FUN TONIGHT. 1345 01:06:17,674 --> 01:06:19,676 WE GOT DRUNK. 1346 01:06:19,676 --> 01:06:22,079 WE ALMOST GOT MUGGED. 1347 01:06:22,079 --> 01:06:25,282 I MET A SAILOR WITH A BIG FISH. 1348 01:06:27,084 --> 01:06:29,486 ELLIE, DO YOU THINK 1349 01:06:29,486 --> 01:06:33,557 WE'RE REALLY GOING TO BECOME FBI AGENTS? 1350 01:06:33,557 --> 01:06:35,425 [SNORING] 1351 01:06:35,425 --> 01:06:37,294 ME, TOO. 1352 01:06:44,101 --> 01:06:46,703 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 1353 01:06:46,703 --> 01:06:48,705 UGH... 1354 01:06:48,705 --> 01:06:49,706 HELLO. 1355 01:06:49,706 --> 01:06:51,108 THIS IS BELECKI. 1356 01:06:51,108 --> 01:06:53,843 BE IN MY BRIEFING ROOM IN FIVE MINUTES. 1357 01:06:53,843 --> 01:06:55,445 JANICE. 1358 01:06:59,116 --> 01:07:00,517 DON'T WORRY, JANICE. 1359 01:07:00,517 --> 01:07:02,519 THEY'RE JUST DICKING WITH US. 1360 01:07:02,519 --> 01:07:06,123 WAKE YOU UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, 1361 01:07:06,123 --> 01:07:08,125 TRY AND DISORIENT YOU. 1362 01:07:08,125 --> 01:07:11,728 THEY DO THE SAME THING IN THE MARINES. 1363 01:07:11,728 --> 01:07:13,530 FBI SHAKES THE PAIL, 1364 01:07:13,530 --> 01:07:16,733 AND THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP. 1365 01:07:16,733 --> 01:07:19,002 THAT GUY DRIVES ME NUTS. 1366 01:07:19,002 --> 01:07:21,738 ALL RIGHT. LET'S GET IN HERE. 1367 01:07:21,738 --> 01:07:24,141 MOVE IT. MOVE IT. MOVE IT. 1368 01:07:24,141 --> 01:07:27,144 THE MEN YOU SEE BEFORE YOU AND MYSELF 1369 01:07:27,144 --> 01:07:29,279 ARE THE TERRORIST LIBERATION FRONT. 1370 01:07:29,279 --> 01:07:31,281 TONIGHT, WE'VE KIDNAPED THIS MAN. 1371 01:07:31,281 --> 01:07:32,882 I'M GEORGE HUPPERMAN, 1372 01:07:32,882 --> 01:07:35,419 PRESIDENT OF AN INTERNATIONAL BANKING INSTITUTION. 1373 01:07:35,419 --> 01:07:38,188 THEY WANT MONEY. THEY'LL KILL ME. 1374 01:07:38,188 --> 01:07:40,790 HERE'S OUR RANSOM DEMAND. 1375 01:07:40,790 --> 01:07:45,329 IN ADDITION, CLUES WILL BE PROVIDED OVER THE NEXT 18 HOURS. 1376 01:07:45,329 --> 01:07:47,564 FIVE MINUTES AFTER WE LEAVE, 1377 01:07:47,564 --> 01:07:50,234 OPEN THE RANSOM NOTE AND BEGIN. 1378 01:07:50,234 --> 01:07:52,769 IS THERE A HIERARCHY OF LEADERSHIP 1379 01:07:52,769 --> 01:07:54,438 YOU WANT US TO FOLLOW? 1380 01:07:54,438 --> 01:07:57,374 DON'T ASK ME. I'M A TERRORIST. 1381 01:07:58,508 --> 01:08:01,578 FIRST, WE'LL ESTABLISH A CLEAR CHAIN OF COMMAND. 1382 01:08:01,578 --> 01:08:04,714 I PROPOSE MYSELF AS AGENT IN CHARGE 1383 01:08:04,714 --> 01:08:07,784 WITH BICKERSTAFF, PARKER, AND STRIKER AS UNIT HEADS. 1384 01:08:07,784 --> 01:08:09,253 ALL IN FAVOR? 1385 01:08:09,253 --> 01:08:12,522 CARRIED. LET ME SEE THAT. 1386 01:08:16,193 --> 01:08:17,594 LOST THEM? 1387 01:08:17,594 --> 01:08:21,331 DID YOU LEAVE THE RANSOM WHERE THE NOTE SAID TO? 1388 01:08:21,331 --> 01:08:24,501 I SAW THE TERRORISTS PICK UP THE MONEY, 1389 01:08:24,501 --> 01:08:26,603 AND THEN WE LOST THEM. 1390 01:08:26,603 --> 01:08:28,605 FOLLOW THEIR TRACKS ON FOOT 1391 01:08:28,605 --> 01:08:30,807 AND KEEP ME INFORMED. OVER. 1392 01:08:30,807 --> 01:08:32,809 THE REST OF YOU, 1393 01:08:32,809 --> 01:08:34,878 COMB THIS AREA FOR CLUES. 1394 01:08:34,878 --> 01:08:38,282 THE TERRORISTS CAME THROUGH HERE TO GET THE MONEY. 1395 01:08:40,417 --> 01:08:41,218 OOH! 1396 01:08:41,218 --> 01:08:42,819 OH! WHOA! 1397 01:08:42,819 --> 01:08:44,221 THIS IS FUN. 1398 01:08:44,221 --> 01:08:45,822 YOU OK? 1399 01:08:45,822 --> 01:08:47,224 YEAH. 1400 01:08:47,224 --> 01:08:49,226 YOU DROPPED SOMETHING HERE. 1401 01:08:49,226 --> 01:08:50,827 THAT'S NOT MINE. 1402 01:08:50,827 --> 01:08:52,229 NO, IT'S YOURS 1403 01:08:52,229 --> 01:08:55,432 BECAUSE IT WAS ON THE GROUND WHEN YOU-- 1404 01:08:57,234 --> 01:08:59,002 WE GOT SOMETHING! BRENT! 1405 01:08:59,002 --> 01:09:01,605 IT LOOKS LIKE A MAP HERE. 1406 01:09:01,605 --> 01:09:03,407 LET ME SEE. 1407 01:09:03,407 --> 01:09:06,176 HURRY. LET ME SEE. 1408 01:09:06,176 --> 01:09:09,813 THIS SHOWS A PATH FROM HERE TO THE SWAMP. 1409 01:09:09,813 --> 01:09:12,416 THAT'S WHERE THEY'RE HEADED. LET'S GO. 1410 01:09:12,416 --> 01:09:16,220 YOU THINK THEY LEFT A MAP FOR US TO FOLLOW? 1411 01:09:16,220 --> 01:09:18,222 I SAID LET'S GO. 1412 01:09:18,222 --> 01:09:20,424 BRENT, I AGREE WITH JANICE. 1413 01:09:20,424 --> 01:09:23,760 THEY WANT US RUNNING AROUND THESE WOODS ALL NIGHT. 1414 01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:27,030 WE SET UP A CHAIN OF COMMAND, DeWITT. 1415 01:09:27,030 --> 01:09:29,132 IF YOU CAN'T RESPECT THAT, 1416 01:09:29,132 --> 01:09:31,301 RUN YOUR OWN OPERATION. 1417 01:09:31,301 --> 01:09:33,537 WE HAVE A JOB TO DO. 1418 01:09:33,537 --> 01:09:36,640 NOW, LET'S MOVE OUT. COME ON! 1419 01:09:42,646 --> 01:09:44,047 SO... 1420 01:09:44,047 --> 01:09:45,649 NOW WHAT? 1421 01:09:47,451 --> 01:09:49,653 NOW WE KICK SOME BUTT. 1422 01:09:49,653 --> 01:09:51,955 GOOD PLAN. 1423 01:09:51,955 --> 01:09:53,457 CANDLES, FLARES, PUMPKINS? 1424 01:09:53,457 --> 01:09:55,459 A SPECIAL DISPLAY PROGRAM. 1425 01:09:55,459 --> 01:09:57,461 THE PRESS IS COMING IN. 1426 01:09:57,461 --> 01:09:59,663 WHO SIGNED THIS AUTHORIZATION? 1427 01:09:59,663 --> 01:10:01,130 MR. BELECKI. 1428 01:10:01,130 --> 01:10:03,467 HE SNEEZED WHEN HE SIGNED IT. 1429 01:10:03,467 --> 01:10:05,702 SEE, IT'S STILL WET. 1430 01:10:11,074 --> 01:10:13,209 NO. 1431 01:10:13,209 --> 01:10:15,078 NO. 1432 01:10:15,078 --> 01:10:16,680 NO. 1433 01:10:18,682 --> 01:10:20,684 STOP. 1434 01:10:20,684 --> 01:10:22,085 HA! 1435 01:10:22,085 --> 01:10:23,687 IS THAT THEM? 1436 01:10:23,687 --> 01:10:25,088 NO. 1437 01:10:25,088 --> 01:10:27,090 WAIT. I WANT TO HEAR 1438 01:10:27,090 --> 01:10:29,092 THE REST OF THIS CONVERSATION. 1439 01:10:29,092 --> 01:10:32,095 HA HA HA! OK, GO ON. 1440 01:10:32,095 --> 01:10:34,097 NO. 1441 01:10:34,097 --> 01:10:35,299 NO. 1442 01:10:36,700 --> 01:10:38,502 STOP. 1443 01:10:38,502 --> 01:10:40,504 IT SOUNDS LIKE BELECKI. 1444 01:10:40,504 --> 01:10:42,105 HE'S ORDERING BREAKFAST. 1445 01:10:42,105 --> 01:10:44,341 FANTASTIC. OK... 1446 01:10:46,510 --> 01:10:48,712 ADMINISTRATION BUILDING, WEST WING, 1447 01:10:48,712 --> 01:10:50,113 SECOND--NO. 1448 01:10:50,113 --> 01:10:53,116 THIRD FLOOR IN THE BOARD ROOM. 1449 01:10:53,116 --> 01:10:55,319 HOWARD, YOU'RE A GENIUS. 1450 01:10:58,154 --> 01:10:59,856 OH, GREAT. 1451 01:11:01,190 --> 01:11:04,127 I'VE GOT THE GEAR. HOW'S IT GOING? 1452 01:11:04,127 --> 01:11:05,829 HUPPERMAN AND BELECKI-- 1453 01:11:05,829 --> 01:11:08,031 GEEZ! 1454 01:11:08,031 --> 01:11:09,999 THEY'RE IN THE THIRD FLOOR 1455 01:11:09,999 --> 01:11:11,401 ADMINISTRATION BUILDING. 1456 01:11:11,401 --> 01:11:13,937 THAT IS GREAT. WHAT ABOUT BRENT? 1457 01:11:13,937 --> 01:11:16,940 HE'S IN THE FOREST, BUT HEADED THIS WAY. 1458 01:11:16,940 --> 01:11:19,709 WANT TO TRY SOME DISINFORMATION STRATEGY? 1459 01:11:19,709 --> 01:11:21,010 HE'S A GENIUS. 1460 01:11:21,010 --> 01:11:22,812 YOU GOT THE MAP? 1461 01:11:22,812 --> 01:11:26,350 WELL, YEAH. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 1462 01:11:31,555 --> 01:11:33,557 ATTENTION, RED DOG LEADER. 1463 01:11:33,557 --> 01:11:36,893 THIS IS HEADQUARTERS. DO YOU COPY? OVER. 1464 01:11:36,893 --> 01:11:40,364 RED DOG LEADER, DO YOU COPY? OVER. 1465 01:11:43,166 --> 01:11:44,568 HEADQUARTERS. OVER. 1466 01:11:44,568 --> 01:11:46,570 FBI HEADQUARTERS MISSION COMMAND CENTER. 1467 01:11:46,570 --> 01:11:49,172 WE HAVE INFORMATION CONCERNING YOUR MISSION. 1468 01:11:49,172 --> 01:11:51,174 DO YOU COPY? OVER. 1469 01:11:51,174 --> 01:11:54,043 I HOPE THEY KNOW MORE THAN WE DO. 1470 01:11:54,043 --> 01:11:55,445 GO AHEAD. OVER. 1471 01:11:55,445 --> 01:11:57,581 UH, RED DOG LEADER, 1472 01:11:57,581 --> 01:12:00,584 WE HAVE A VISUAL IDENTIFICATION OF THE SUSPECTS. 1473 01:12:00,584 --> 01:12:05,054 ZONE CHARLIE ZERO THREE. DO YOU COPY? OVER. 1474 01:12:05,054 --> 01:12:07,190 CHARLIE... 1475 01:12:07,190 --> 01:12:08,992 ZERO THREE. 1476 01:12:08,992 --> 01:12:12,195 THAT--THAT'S IN THE MIDDLE OF A SWAMP. 1477 01:12:12,195 --> 01:12:13,797 SWAMP? 1478 01:12:13,797 --> 01:12:14,731 OVER. 1479 01:12:14,731 --> 01:12:17,401 UH, THAT'S CONFIRMED, RED DOG, 1480 01:12:17,401 --> 01:12:20,470 AND WE SUGGEST THAT YOU APPROACH THE SUSPECTS 1481 01:12:20,470 --> 01:12:22,005 WITH EXTREME CAUTION. 1482 01:12:22,005 --> 01:12:24,007 IS THAT A CONFIRMATION? OVER. 1483 01:12:24,007 --> 01:12:26,009 AFFIRMATIVE, HEADQUARTERS. OVER AND OUT. 1484 01:12:26,009 --> 01:12:29,212 COME ON! IN THE MIDDLE OF A SWAMP? 1485 01:12:29,212 --> 01:12:31,948 WE'RE GOING TO GET THESE GUYS. 1486 01:12:55,639 --> 01:12:57,841 YOU GOT EVERYTHING YOU NEED? 1487 01:12:57,841 --> 01:12:59,242 AFFIRMATIVE. 1488 01:12:59,242 --> 01:13:01,244 ALL RIGHT. SEE YOU. 1489 01:13:01,244 --> 01:13:02,846 OK. 1490 01:13:02,846 --> 01:13:04,448 JUST A MINUTE. 1491 01:13:05,849 --> 01:13:07,250 HOWARD? 1492 01:13:07,250 --> 01:13:08,852 YES. 1493 01:13:08,852 --> 01:13:10,253 BE CAREFUL, OK? 1494 01:13:10,253 --> 01:13:11,855 OK. THANKS. 1495 01:13:11,855 --> 01:13:13,256 OK. 1496 01:13:13,256 --> 01:13:14,858 OK. 1497 01:13:20,864 --> 01:13:22,265 OK. 1498 01:13:22,265 --> 01:13:23,867 OK. 1499 01:13:46,055 --> 01:13:49,292 DO YOU THINK WE'RE GOING OVERBOARD ON THIS? 1500 01:13:49,292 --> 01:13:51,160 NAH. 1501 01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:52,629 NAH. 1502 01:14:09,713 --> 01:14:11,715 WE GOT SOME CLOTH FRAGMENTS 1503 01:14:11,715 --> 01:14:13,717 STUCK IN THE CHAIN LINK. 1504 01:14:13,717 --> 01:14:15,318 SOMEBODY'S BEEN HERE. 1505 01:14:15,318 --> 01:14:16,753 LET'S GO. 1506 01:14:16,753 --> 01:14:18,888 WAIT. WAIT A SECOND. 1507 01:14:18,888 --> 01:14:21,891 THAT'S A RESTRICTED AREA. WE NEED A WARRANT. 1508 01:14:21,891 --> 01:14:24,828 YOU ARE FIGHTING TERRORISTS. LET'S GO. 1509 01:14:24,828 --> 01:14:26,696 UGH! 1510 01:14:33,503 --> 01:14:36,105 [DOGS BARKING] 1511 01:14:37,807 --> 01:14:38,942 UGH! 1512 01:14:41,344 --> 01:14:42,612 UGH! 1513 01:14:59,529 --> 01:15:01,531 OH HOO HOO! 1514 01:15:01,531 --> 01:15:03,132 UH! 1515 01:15:03,132 --> 01:15:04,534 KEEP IT DOWN. 1516 01:15:04,534 --> 01:15:05,869 OK. 1517 01:15:09,539 --> 01:15:11,140 THEY'RE IN HERE. 1518 01:15:11,140 --> 01:15:12,408 SHH. 1519 01:15:12,408 --> 01:15:13,977 I KNOW IT. 1520 01:15:13,977 --> 01:15:15,812 I KNOW IT. 1521 01:15:17,547 --> 01:15:19,916 EEGH! 1522 01:15:52,481 --> 01:15:55,652 [FIRE ALARM RINGS] 1523 01:15:59,122 --> 01:16:00,189 AAH! 1524 01:16:00,189 --> 01:16:01,858 AAH! 1525 01:16:06,129 --> 01:16:07,396 AAH! 1526 01:16:07,396 --> 01:16:09,899 FBI! FREEZE! FBI! FREEZE! 1527 01:16:12,301 --> 01:16:16,039 GET YOUR HANDS UP! 1528 01:16:17,473 --> 01:16:19,843 AGAINST THE WALL! SPREAD 'EM! 1529 01:16:21,210 --> 01:16:24,848 DON'T DICK WITH US. WE'LL BLOW YOUR HEADS OFF. 1530 01:16:27,016 --> 01:16:30,019 IT'S OK, MR. HUPPERMAN. YOU CAN RELAX. 1531 01:16:30,019 --> 01:16:33,222 YOU'RE A FREE MAN. GOOD WORK, HOWARD. 1532 01:16:33,222 --> 01:16:35,224 SPREAD 'EM! 1533 01:16:38,194 --> 01:16:41,264 MR. BELECKI, WE GOING TO PASS THIS ONE? 1534 01:16:41,264 --> 01:16:43,366 YOU GET MY VOTE. 1535 01:16:46,235 --> 01:16:47,837 CUFF THEM, JANICE. 1536 01:16:50,940 --> 01:16:52,842 HOO! 1537 01:16:54,310 --> 01:16:55,645 [COUGHING] 1538 01:16:55,645 --> 01:16:57,647 [COUGHING] 1539 01:16:57,647 --> 01:16:59,248 [SNEEZING] 1540 01:16:59,248 --> 01:17:01,284 [COUGHING] 1541 01:17:06,656 --> 01:17:08,658 TAKE COVER! 1542 01:17:08,658 --> 01:17:10,927 TAKE COVER! 1543 01:17:21,637 --> 01:17:23,673 HI. EXERCISE IS OVER. 1544 01:17:23,673 --> 01:17:25,608 THOUGHT YOU'D WANT TO KNOW. 1545 01:17:25,608 --> 01:17:26,876 WHAT? 1546 01:17:26,876 --> 01:17:29,012 YOUR IDEA FOR THE TWO-PRONGED ASSAULT-- 1547 01:17:29,012 --> 01:17:30,546 EXCELLENT, REALLY WORKED. 1548 01:17:30,546 --> 01:17:33,216 WE'D GIVE YOU A RIDE, 1549 01:17:33,216 --> 01:17:34,984 BUT WE'RE FULL. 1550 01:17:34,984 --> 01:17:36,285 BYE. 1551 01:17:40,023 --> 01:17:41,691 [APPLAUSE] 1552 01:17:41,691 --> 01:17:44,794 SPECIAL AGENT BRENT SHEPHERD. 1553 01:17:51,868 --> 01:17:55,038 SPECIAL AGENT HOWARD BUTZ. 1554 01:18:02,946 --> 01:18:06,049 SPECIAL AGENT JANICE ZUCKERMAN. 1555 01:18:09,385 --> 01:18:11,420 YOU WERE GOOD. 1556 01:18:14,791 --> 01:18:17,693 SPECIAL AGENT ELIZABETH DeWITT. 1557 01:18:33,910 --> 01:18:35,711 AND THE WINNERS 1558 01:18:35,711 --> 01:18:38,748 OF THIS TERM'S SPECIAL MERIT AWARD-- 1559 01:18:38,748 --> 01:18:40,917 ELIZABETH DeWITT AND JANICE ZUCKERMAN. 1560 01:18:49,092 --> 01:18:50,593 THANKS. 1561 01:18:50,593 --> 01:18:52,996 ON BEHALF OF JANICE AND MYSELF, 1562 01:18:52,996 --> 01:18:57,500 I'D LIKE TO THANK ALL THE INSTRUCTORS THAT VOTED FOR US. 1563 01:18:57,500 --> 01:19:01,404 I HOPE THE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 1564 01:19:01,404 --> 01:19:05,641 WILL SLEEP BETTER KNOWING THAT WOMEN LIKE US HAVE GUNS. 1565 01:19:05,641 --> 01:19:08,744 [APPLAUSE] 1566 01:19:23,226 --> 01:19:24,627 GUESS WHAT? 1567 01:19:24,627 --> 01:19:26,629 I GOT DULUTH, MINNESOTA. 1568 01:19:26,629 --> 01:19:28,431 DULUTH! THAT'S GREAT, HOWARD! 1569 01:19:28,431 --> 01:19:30,633 ABSOLUTELY. DeWITT AND ZUCKERMAN, PLEASE. 1570 01:19:30,633 --> 01:19:32,635 THEY HAVE A WINTER CARNIVAL. 1571 01:19:32,635 --> 01:19:35,038 THEY GOT ICE FISHING, THE WORKS! 1572 01:19:35,038 --> 01:19:38,607 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A LOT OF FUN, HOWARD. 1573 01:19:38,607 --> 01:19:40,409 OPEN YOUR ENVELOPES. 1574 01:19:40,409 --> 01:19:42,211 YOU FIRST. 1575 01:19:48,017 --> 01:19:50,619 L.A. I GOT L.A. 1576 01:19:50,619 --> 01:19:51,754 L.A.? 1577 01:19:51,754 --> 01:19:54,223 GOOD ASSIGNMENT, JANICE. 1578 01:19:54,223 --> 01:19:55,624 WOW! 1579 01:19:55,624 --> 01:19:57,827 OOH! OPEN YOURS. 1580 01:20:10,039 --> 01:20:11,640 I GOT L.A., TOO. 1581 01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:14,310 AAH! AAH! 1582 01:20:14,310 --> 01:20:16,245 HA HA HA! 1583 01:20:16,245 --> 01:20:17,646 I'M SO HAPPY! 1584 01:20:17,646 --> 01:20:19,248 AHH! 1585 01:20:19,248 --> 01:20:20,049 OH, HOWARD! 1586 01:20:20,049 --> 01:20:22,251 OH, AND YOU'VE GOT DULUTH. 1587 01:20:22,251 --> 01:20:23,652 I GOT DULUTH. 1588 01:20:23,652 --> 01:20:25,454 GREAT! OHH! 1589 01:20:26,856 --> 01:20:29,058 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC. 1590 01:20:29,058 --> 01:20:31,260 CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1989 WARNER BROS., INC. 96655